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  1. eBay has great solutions! on eBay Battles Power Sellers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Problem: A seller is getting his mate to bid against something you're trying to buy?
    Solution: Hide the names of the buyers

    Problem: Buyers are giving sellers negative feedback even though the exchange was fair and square?
    Solution: Don't allow sellers to give retaliatory negative feedback

    Problem: Someone's found out about the fact you're a bunch of crooks and has posted all the evidence in a forum?
    Solution: Delete the posts and claim it was a bug

  2. Democrats on Clinton Takes Ohio, Texas; McCain Seals The Deal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As much as I'd like to see a woman or a (excuse the wording) black man in the White House, because it'll do the world as a whole a lot of good, I really don't think the slagging match that the Democrats are having is doing them any favours. Showing Obama wearing a turban (I think it was a turban) and making racial slurs is not a good way to win votes at election time.

  3. Inconvenience on Pirates Find Proper Way to Crack Vista's Activation Schema · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know how Vista's activation works, but I imagine that you only have to type it in once. Surely they could have just asked the user to type in the key on the back of the DVD / CD case, and if they don't have a DVD / CD then to contact their OEM. Works for me.

    Unless of course Microsoft have done this on purpose to get more copies on Vista on the desktop...

  4. Hopefully not on Time To Abolish Software Patents? · · Score: 1

    I want to patent my idea first: It's a method of crippling a system's CPU using only a few lines of code. I'm not going to write it here obviously though, because otherwise someone will beat me to the chase.

  5. Re:But.. on 100-MPG Air-Powered Car Headed To US Next Year · · Score: 1

    What happens when we run out of air!??!??

    It comes with an emergency air supply in the form of a very hot curry and 4 tins of baked beans.

  6. Gates Explain's Microsoft's Need for Yahoo on Gates Explains Microsoft's Need for Yahoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    from the Cmdr-Taco-needs-a-grammar-checker dept.

  7. Re:Ummmm on UK Government To Terminate File Sharers' Net Access · · Score: 4, Informative

    Surely they'll have to prove what is it that I'm downloading? As I've already pointed out in another post, my ISP has blocked BitTorrent. I can't download Ubuntu now without beating the crap out of the server. If I encrypt BitTorrent, then I'm able to download the free and legal software that I'm entitled to.

    I can see my ISP's point, but they're making my life difficult.

  8. Bittorrent already blocked on UK Government To Terminate File Sharers' Net Access · · Score: 4, Informative

    My ISP, Pipex, has already blocked me from using BitTorrent. At first I thought it was just a problem with the server, but when I couldn't download a single Linux distribution I started getting suspicious.

    I've fixed it now, but I'm not impressed that Pipex see BitTorrent as a cancer that needs to be cut out, and if anything innocent goes with it, then that's OK because it's for the greater good.

  9. Same result on EU Plans to Require Biometrics for Visitors · · Score: 4, Funny

    They are trying to soften the blow by offering "streamlined" services for frequent travelers but the end result seems the same

    Translation: we want Americans to know what it feels like when we try and enter their country.

  10. Re:Pity It's Over on Deal Reportedly Reached In Writers' Strike · · Score: 1

    Just a quick note, The IT Crowd is on Channel 4, not the BBC.

  11. So what does this mean on Deal Reportedly Reached In Writers' Strike · · Score: 1

    for shows like Prison Break, Ugly Betty* and Lost? Will their seasons just end as they are or will they just have a little hiatus and continue the season in a few weeks?

    *obviously I don't watch the show, as charming as it is. I'm asking on behalf of others

  12. Hotmail's for junk only on Hotmail Doesn't Work With Linux Firefox 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Hotmail renders badly with Firefox for me. The font is too big the first time I log in. Refreshing the page fixes this but it's quite annoying. It only happens on the Linux build too.

    The point is moot though since I only use Hotmail when I'm signing up for a forum or a competition. I really don't want my email filled up with fake lottery emails and rubbish written in (what appears to be) Spanish.

  13. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" on Fifth Cable Cut To Middle East · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and has NOT lost net connectivity.

    Meanwhile, at the NWO headquarters:

    Underling: "President Bush, Iran still isn't offline!"
    Bush: "Dammit, Osama, what the fuck am I paying you for?"
    Bin Laden: "Sorry Sir, I'll get right on it"
    Elvis: "And get it right this time!"

  14. Re:An ALPHA release? on Hardy Heron Alpha 4 Released · · Score: 1

    I do actually. It may be only be an alpha release but it shows what we can look forward to look for in the next release of Kubuntu.

    Actually on second thoughts I've just checked the article and it's only about Gnome, there's not once mention about KDE in it at all.

    So yes, who gives a shit :)

  15. Patents on Amazon Patents Customized 404 Pages · · Score: 2, Funny

    The problem is though that who's really at fault at the end of the day, Amazon for trying to apply for the Patent or the Patent office for allowing it?

    It's like the loophole I found when I was in Game a few months ago:

    "£9.99 please"
    "But it says it's half price"
    "No, it's only half price when bought with something else"
    "Oh... so if I buy two of these then I get them both for less than the price of just one of them?"
    (Realising the problem) "...yeah... yeah you would actually"
    "OK, I'll be back in a minute"

  16. Well of course they can't! on LIGO Fails To Detect Gravity Waves · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're little plastic blocks that kids build things with. Granted, you can make things like the Millenium Falcon with them but it can't actually fly.

    Oh wait, you said LIGO, nevermind.

  17. Re:self-recursive acronym on Microsoft Buys Search Engine, Going After Google? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The problem is, that when everyone else does it, it's quite cool. When Microsoft does it, I get the same cringing feeling that I do when watching one of my parents dancing.

  18. Re:Best idea on Sony's Idea of DRM-Free Music · · Score: 5, Funny

    True, but doing it my way means you get some exercise and fresh air.

    Granted, if you drive or use public transport you probably won't get much exercise. And if you live in the city then it'd probably be better for you to stay inside.

    Plus I have to spend money.

    Shit, your way's much better. I'm going to do that instead from now on.

  19. Here's a better idea on Sony's Idea of DRM-Free Music · · Score: 3, Insightful

    instead of going into the retail store, turning right and picking up the platinum pass, I'm going to turn left and pick up the CD.

  20. Re:Silverlight? on The Final CES Keynote From Bill Gates · · Score: 1

    Hasn't Microsoft ever heard of Flash?

    Yes, and they're trying to kill it.

  21. Xbox 360 Ultimate on The Final CES Keynote From Bill Gates · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, it was supposed to be the Xbox 360 Ultimate, but after what happened over the weekend it's now being used to prop open a door.

  22. What? on A Bleak Future For Physical Media Purchases? · · Score: 1

    In the paper yesterday, it said that although a lot of singles were downloaded, 95% of all album sales in the UK were physical CDs.

  23. Re:They hold in their hand a peice of paper.... on Warner Backs Blu-Ray. End Times For HD-DVD? · · Score: 1

    Should be fun seeing how they react.

    It will be, there are rumours that they're about to announce a new Xbox with an HD-DVD player built in.

  24. HD-DVD died ages ago on Warner Backs Blu-Ray. End Times For HD-DVD? · · Score: 1

    In my local HMV, they have 1/3 of a disc rack dedicated to HD-DVD and nearly two racks for Blu-Ray. The only thing which is really stopping it from taking off is that each disc costs between £20-£30 ($60 to most of you), but I think that's probably what DVDs cost when they first came out. Also note that each PS3 sold (granted, they're not selling *that* fast) is another potential Blu-Ray customer.

  25. How on MS To Push Silverlight Via Redesigned Microsoft.com · · Score: 0

    will my screen reader work? For all MS knows, I have limited vision and therefore use a screen reader to aid me. Will it work in Silverlight? No. Will I have to buy a new screen reader from them just to access their crappy site? Yes.