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Gates Explains Microsoft's Need for Yahoo

eldavojohn writes "Perhaps it's obvious to you and perhaps you'll be pleasantly surprised by his answer but Gates revealed to CNet why Microsoft needs Yahoo. From his response, "We have a strategy for competing in the search space that Google dominates today, that we'll pursue that we had before we made the Yahoo offer, and that we can pursue without that. It involves breakthrough engineering. We think that the combination with Yahoo would accelerate things in a very exciting way, because they do have great engineers, they have done a lot of great work. So, if you combine their work and our work, the speed at which you can innovate and get things done is just dramatically more rapid. So, it's really about the people there that want to join in and create a better search, better portal for a very broad set of customers. That's the vision that's behind saying, hey, wouldn't this be a great combination.""

271 comments

  1. Why not save $40 billion then? by suso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, if its the great engineers that they want, why not just allocate $40 million or so to hiring them away from Yahoo? Getting access to Yahoo technology isn't really as big of a deal if they are talking about making something new. And great engineers are good at coming up with ideas anyways. If Microsoft couldn't think of doing things a cheaper way, then I doubt they are going to be able to drop the fat enough to fight Google. They are just throwing money at the problem when there are other ways. They could make a think tank like Xerox PARC with all the engineers they could hire for a fraction of the cost. And it would be a safer investment because what's to stop those engineers from just quiting after the buyout? $40 billion could be better spent.

    Microsoft has forgotten that it doesn't take much money to get things done. A guy in a garage Bill, a guy in a garage.

    1. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by rve · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're absolutely right. If I were a MS shareholder, I'd demand that they focus on making money selling the software people use to get to their Google services, not spending 40 billion trying to turn a very successful software company into a probably doomed internet content / advertisement company, directly competing with Google.

    2. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is funny though that MS itself started this way and B Gates knows about this, maybe even better than anybody in the industry, yet we've being seen MS to become big bureaucratic enterprise that can't really innovate no more. Their XP success is pretty much logically follows from NT4, and NT4 was still being developed by VMS hacker guys, old-type, so MS windows department just added bells and whistles and created new OS.
      What modern day MS Windows department itself can produce we've seen few times already (ME and Vista).
      So far MS is turning into big behemoth that can serve only niche customers (like IBM LotusNotes, Sun etc). Maybe it's just logical development of any enterprise, when the very first head forgets that he didnt quite started the enterprise to make money or please shareholders.
      And throwing money on the problem does nothing.

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    3. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by vtscott · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wonder how many yahoo engineers have non-compete clauses in their contracts. If microsoft started cherry picking a bunch of yahoo engineers it seems very likely that yahoo would take legal action against those engineers. As far as the rest of your comment goes... It's an interesting idea, but microsoft seems to be less concerned about money and more about time. It takes time to develop those great ideas and get a bunch of customers on board. Yahoo already has the product developed and customers using it. This would allow microsoft to catch up now as opposed to 10 years down the road.

    4. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because they want the yahoo groups, mail, etc. Once they make them "silverlight only" they will have effectively locked people into a microsoft web. How many people will change groups because one member says that he cannot access it with Firefox?

    5. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, a think tank with all the engineers they could hire!

      They could call it, um... Microsoft Research!

    6. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by emilper · · Score: 1

      My guess is Gates has not read "The Mythical Man-Month".

    7. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by hrieke · · Score: 3, Informative

      Because in California, Non-Competes have no legal value.

      That said, I agree 100% with the notion that this is MS' Waterloo. They have effectively stated that they can not, even with owning the OS and web browser, use people's web habits and make money from that.

      Perhaps a bunch of Silicon Valley types should buy some MS shares and start a proxy war over where MS is headed (demand that MS pay out their war chest for example)?

      Just a RND thought.

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    8. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Well, they're already making money from it. MSN/Live Search do have some revenue. Whether it's enough (whether it's even a positive net revenue) is another question.

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    9. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by Spinlock_1977 · · Score: 1

      And YOU are absolutely right. I still don't understand why they think they're in the advertising business. It's not like they don't have some software things to work on.

      Despite what Gates said, the reality is much more likely they need the patents Yahoo! holds, not the people who did the work.

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    10. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by samkass · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If these engineers had wanted to work for Microsoft, they probably would have gone and gotten a job with Microsoft. It's not like Microsoft hasn't been hiring aggressively for a decade. My guess is the best and brightest from Yahoo would quickly go work for Google, Apple, or someone else if Yahoo is acquired, and Microsoft will be left with the folks who were unable to escape. Acquiring a culturally incompatible company for the engineers doesn't make sense.

      It seems a lot more likely to me that Microsoft made this offer in order to disrupt the industry for awhile as Yahoo spins in panic mode and Google spends a lot of time contingency planning. I have little belief that Microsoft will actually go through with this acquisition.

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    11. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by jfbilodeau · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think that Bill G. and Steve B. are annoyed that MS's shares haven't moved much since 2000. MS is still a safe investment, but their stocks seems stuck and not growing much.

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    12. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by Raphael+Emportu · · Score: 1

      Running the risc the Yahoo scouts find new engineers? This is NOT ONLY about people this is also about eliminating a player. It's a bit naive to even think Bill would spent this money without counting it twice or that he would explain his true plans. But that everything he does is momentarily motivated by Google makes him a bit transparent. Let me help you on your way. If the phone industries are making bucks in the near future by using a free OS (I bet the phone will still cost the same), how long do you think it will take for the pc industries to wake up and remember the days that the PC cost more then the OS? But Google cannot be tackled that easy so we have to nibble at every corner we can get a hold on. The intrinsic value of the bid on Yahoo becomes less important in that light.

    13. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has always considered time to market to be much more important than money, or stability and innovation for that matter. A quick refresher of the history of DOS should show that buying products rather than creating them has always been Microsoft's specialization. A lot of people think MS is a software company, but I tend to think of them as primarily a marketing company that does some software on the side.

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    14. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Scenario 1 :
      MS takes Yahoo's engineers.
      MS : "Switch from Yahoo to MSN Live! We have their engineers! our technology is better now !"
      Users : "Yeah, sure..."

      Scenario 2 :
      MS buys Yahoo
      Google : "Er... you know that when you are using Yahoo, you are giving money to MS ? It is evil you know..."
      Users : "Yeah, sure..."

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    15. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They want the name. Their own search portal has been a complete and utter failure in every implementation. They need instant market share. This isn't about building a better interface or a better search engine, it's about buying the only meaningful (and even that's a relative term) competitor to Google.

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    16. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      Depends on the clause... When I was under one, breaking it meant paying back certain (non-salary) expenses, like cost of insurance, college courses, training, relocation expenses, etc. I know plenty of people that have had new companies cover non-compete expenses. Higher level executives are more problematic (I vaguely recall MS suing google over that).

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    17. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      They could make a think tank like Xerox PARC with all the engineers they could hire for a fraction of the cost. And it would be a safer investment because what's to stop those engineers from just quiting after the buyout? $40 billion could be better spent. That may be true, but one additional advantage of buying Yahoo outright, as opposed to simply poaching their top talent, is that a very large competitor ceases to be a competitor and the market becomes more consolidated between two (2) major players (i.e. Google and Microsoft + Yahoo) which creates substantial barriers to entry to new competitors of the garage startup kind. Buying out the competition to control the market is a time honored tradition in American business with a fairly good track record at least as far as future profits are concerned.
    18. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by rrohbeck · · Score: 2, Informative

      >How many people will change groups because one member says that he cannot access it with Firefox?

      Many. Yahoo and Google have been meticulous about platform independence, that's part of what made them successful - as opposed to MSN for example.

      I've been a paying Yahoo customer for many years and I'm ready to cancel as soon as the acquisition goes through.

    19. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      My guess is the best and brightest from Yahoo would quickly go work for Google, Apple, or someone else if Yahoo is acquired, and Microsoft will be left with the folks who were unable to escape. Acquiring a culturally incompatible company for the engineers doesn't make sense.

      I'm not convinced this is true.

      The public face/reputation of those companies is very different, true. But that being said, I have friends that work at Microsoft, and I've been in some of their offices. I also have friends that work at Yahoo!, and I've been in some of their offices. From a developer's-eye view internally, in terms of culture and benefits and what not, these are companies that are not really all that different. (Nor is Google all that different from either.)

      I mean, yes, Microsoft currently mostly does stuff with MS technology and Yahoo! mostly does stuff with their homebrewed variants of open technologies like PHP, but at either company a given developer has a probably equal chance of having a very casual, pampered work environment and of being a really bright person who works longer hours than is truly necessary for love of their job.

    20. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, well, what good are all those people if they have to leave Yahoo!'s Intellectual Property (it doesn't belong to the brilliant engineers that created it) behind?

    21. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wonder how many yahoo engineers have non-compete clauses in their contracts.

      In California, that clause, even if it existed, is unenforceable. It is against the law. Since many of Yahoos folks are in California not sure if they lawyers wasted time putting it in the standard corporate contract. All Microsoft would have to do is lease/buy more of the significant amount of empty commercial real estate here in Silicon Valley and the folks just drive to a different building.

      The intellectual property problem is more real. Those employees can't just rewrite exactly what they built for Yahoo. How different enough is sufficient is a slippery slope.

    22. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates just made that job offer to all the Yahoo engineers. For free.

      Reading between the lines, I read, "Hey! Microsoft NEEDS you! You're smart and you work at Yahoo! If you come on over, we need you SO badly that we'll offer you oodles of cash! But this offer won't last long, we might move on without you! If you're on the fence you better make up your mind fast!"

      Cheap, free way to woo Yahoo engineers, bring Yahoo down to a price/strength MSFT can handle, and THEN profit. I'm sure Bill is thinking longer term, here, and using this as the carrot to drive Yahoo's donkey right into MSFT's waiting jaws.

      Just my opinion though.

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    23. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      Microsoft already has a high-powered research center (in fact more than one).

      If you want to pick a research center to strive after, Xerox PARC might be the worst! AT&T Bell Labs or IBM Watson Labs might be better examples. Xerox PARC, while chock full of great people coming up with great innovations also had a reputation as a place where ideas never turned into commercial products. e.g. Xerox invented the modern GUI (from the bitmapped display and mouse on up), but it took another company - Apple - to actually commercialise it.

    24. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by indiejade · · Score: 1

      +2 Informative. Wow, this is very awesome. More states should be this progressive.

      I had an awful experience in my tax law classes; basically the only thing I learned was that whatever firm hired me upon graduation would most likely force me to play by their rules and require me to sign a non-compete contract. BTW H&R Block is infamous for noncompetes and doing really insane things with tax preparation fees. Anyway. Kinda doomed me into thinking I might be potentially stuck doing a job I hated, was inefficient and illogical for an unknown amount of time. (Keep in mind this tax law class took place in Utah.) That was also when I decided to avoid the CPA route like the plague. Contracts spell doom. Microsoft + Contracts spell MegaDoom.

      It doesn't surprise me that the ruling cited in the blog link is Arthur Andersen, LLP. Any accounting or business undergrads please take note. Something about the Sarbanes-Oxley Act might ring a bell.

    25. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by kevin_davis · · Score: 1

      yeah.. if only they had some research capabilities..

    26. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might be that Yahoo! has one or two patents Microsoft would like to own, too... I think that is where the other $39,960,000,000 comes into play.

    27. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      It's not enough to just hire engineers away. You gotta setup some level of structure, allocate resources (lawyers, PR, HR, cash, tools, vendors), plan objectives, negotiate problems (delays, bugs, lawsuits). A 'guy in a garage' works for small projects like writing your Hello World website, but if you want to solve more complex problems you are probably going to depend on other people's expertise, or even grunt work. That is unless you have a B.S. in Law, Economics, Business Management, IT, CS, CE, and EE with the associated work experience. Expecting a lone super engineer to solve all your problems is just naive bullshit. For M$, setting up competition for Google is a complex management problem that is cheaper and quicker to circumvent by buying a solution: Yahoo.

    28. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by toomanyairmiles · · Score: 1

      Bill's justification only makes partial sense, perhaps truth lies in MS's corporate offerings? I manage web analytics for 30 sites ranging from small businesses to very large corporate and public sector clients; over the last year or so Microsoft's live search has started getting some traction it now ranks 3rd or fourth in visit traffic on almost all but the smallest of sites under my watch. It's stealing that that market share from AOL, ASK and Yahoo not from Google via IE7's default search settings. Acquiring Yahoo makes sense because its MS Live's only direct competitor. A merger would gain Microsoft second position in the market place overnight (engineers be dammed, in the consumer sector this is about market share and ad revenue) and bring in valuable $$. Merge MSN with Yahoo's community offerings and wrap the whole thing up with live search and you have something on your hands that webmasters might begin to take seriously. But I think what Bill is really after is a corporate search product that actually works, the perpetual problem with MS's business products has always been an effective search product. They lose a huge volume of cash to Inktomi, FAST (which they recently bought), Google and others. FAST alone won't solve this problem but Yahoo's engineers might.

    29. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by flynn23 · · Score: 1

      Because that's NOT why they want Yahoo. Microsoft might be a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them. There is a hidden agenda here that Bill is not revealing and a lot of it probably revolves around a good many things other than just competing with Google.

    30. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      The problem with Microsoft buying Yahoo. is that EVERYONE hates microsoft so much that after the sale the best enginerrs will quit and find other jobs. Microsoft would only get the company name, a pile of servers and the few enginerrs that could not find jobs elsewhere. If microsoft wants to play this game they are going to have to change their reputation. They are going to have to become one ofthe "good guys". But this would mean loosing their entire business model and becomming a different company.

    31. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by ozbird · · Score: 1

      It takes time to develop those great ideas and get a bunch of customers on board.

      Only if they stay on board. How many of them will jump ship once Microsoft grabs the tiller and heads for the iceberg-laden Windows ocean?

    32. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Note the "trade secret" provision, though. If you're talking about a pure service profession, like accounting, that's one thing. But if you were a software engineer with intimate knowledge of algorithms or techniques used at the competition, the noncompete might still hold.

      More importantly, California companies dance around these and other labor laws all the time. Are you ready to go to court over it? Is your future employer?

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    33. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? by owndao · · Score: 1

      It is so common to see management making the assumption that no current engineering employees are good enough to work on interesting/challenging projects while at the same time their people in engineering are ready to leave because they're bored to death. It's kind of like this, "I wouldn't hire anyone that would work for my company." Or, "The employees are always smarter on the other side of the fence (parking lot, office park, etc.)."

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  2. "because they do have great engineers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "because they do have great engineers" translation "they have great PROGRAMMERS"...

    Microsoft needs more programmers, at cut-rate wages.

    Not a bay way to snap up a few good programmers.

    No dobt there are a few real engineers are Yahoo, but mostly programmers is what they are after.

    1. Re:"because they do have great engineers" by udippel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Microsoft needs more programmers

      DEVELOPERS!
      it is, for the uninformed AC

  3. Brute force and ignorance by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft is pursuing the buyout path because they can. They have a metric shitload of money, so throwing money around is their customary solution to every problem that comes their way.

    1. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 5, Funny

      a metric shitload Is that the SI shitload? Is it bigger or smaller than the imperial shitload? Can you combine the two shitloads when, for example, landing spacecraft?
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    2. Re:Brute force and ignorance by peragrin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      actually MSFT can't afford to buy yahoo at the current price. they will have to take out some loans, or they will wipe out all of their cash on hand.

      MSFT has less than $20 billion in cash available. With a dropping stock price MSFT will have to borrow money to buy yahoo.

      On top of that MSFT has a history of screwing up acquisitions, and ruining whatever potentional they might of had. Remember yahoo is freeBSD based, MSFT will first attempt to replace all the servers with windows ones. Buy the time a new search engine is ready no one will remember yahoo brand.

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    3. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wouldn't recommend combining a metric shitload with an imperial shitload when dealing with manned spacecraft, unless you want NASA to stand for "Need Another Seven Astronauts".

    4. Re:Brute force and ignorance by zehaeva · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope its SI, its a lot easier talking about kiloshitloads and centeshitloads as opposed to trying to covert imperial shitloads to shittons and shitgallons.

    5. Re:Brute force and ignorance by haystor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The cool thing about buying something like Yahoo is you can finance against the assets of the acquisition. Typically you might issue stock of your own company reflecting your value of theirs, only risking dilution of your own stock (looking at you Time Warner). Or some combo of that and cash.

      What he's not saying is MS wanted to buy market Yahoo has. Critical mass is the most important thing in the search space. You don't spend $46B for strategic hires.

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    6. Re:Brute force and ignorance by eison · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If critical mass was the most important thing in the search space, Yahoo would have beat Altavista who would have beat Google.

      Quality results are all that matter in the search space.

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    7. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quality results don't pay the bills.

    8. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is more likely that Microsoft simply sells ads using Yahoo's visitors and leaves everything else alone than it is for Microsoft to gut the Yahoo infrastructure as their first task.

    9. Re:Brute force and ignorance by naoursla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Selling ads is what matters in the search business.
      Selling niche ads is what made Google money.
      To sell niche ads you have to have lots and lots of niches.
      To have lots and lots of niches you have to have lots and lots of customers and you have to know what niche those customers are in.
      To have lots and lots of customers you need quality results.
      Luckily in search, your customers tell you what niche they are in with their search queries.
      Also, if you someone manage to get lots and lots of customers you can use their search behavior to improve your results.
      The search engine with the largest number of customers improves their search engine the fastest.
      They also happen to make the most money.

    10. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Damocles+the+Elder · · Score: 1

      The search engine with the largest number of customers improves their search engine the fastest.

      I think you've got a compile-time error in your logic there. If that statement were true, Yahoo never would have been beaten by Google.
    11. Re:Brute force and ignorance by thewils · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Units are probably irrelevant, if you have a shitload and I have a shitload, we put them together and it's still a shitload. I think one fills the empty spaces in the other, it's funny like that.

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    12. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

      "To have lots and lots of customers you need quality results."

      Alternatively, you could leverage your monopoly in one space (say, operating systems) to gain market share in another. Not that MS would do that; I'm just brainstorming here.

      I dunno, you could maybe have a lightbox that says "in order to use your Yahoo! Mail, you will have to install Genuine SliverLight Express Addition, which btw requires one of the following Sliverlightable operating systems... "

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    13. Re:Brute force and ignorance by donweel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Microsoft does not innovate they acquire, they always have. When IBM approached Bill Gates for an operating system they thought he had, when he only had a basic interpreter, he went out and bought Rdos a CPM clone, and used it to make PCdos. They bought Hot Mail. And here is some more: http://www.microsoft.com/msft/acquisitions/history.mspx

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    14. Re:Brute force and ignorance by zehaeva · · Score: 4, Funny

      you mean like how infinity + infinity = infinity? so then a shitload would be the finite version of infinity? I think I just gave myself a headache ...

    15. Re:Brute force and ignorance by haystor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There was no real quality of search results when that fight took place. It was a different era, with little more than keyword lookups.

      Maybe the MS/Yahoo team could come up with some unforeseen technology that obsoletes Google but nobody knows what that would be. Unless you believe Yahoo has some unreleased, revolutionary technology, I'd have to say the bulk of the price paid for Yahoo would be for their customer base.

      The preceding isn't strictly true. You'd have to value the company based on current operational profits, cash, real and other assets. The price above these that MS is willing to pay is "goodwill" which would be attributed to "synergy of shared resources" or "customer list". I'm going with customer list or eyeballs.

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    16. Re:Brute force and ignorance by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Google was the first to play that game. Yahoo is a media company. Google is an artificial intelligence company.

    17. Re:Brute force and ignorance by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Except that would cause Microsoft to lose market share in the email space. Microsoft is trying to catch up to Google. They don't want to push customers that they purchase with Yahoo away to Google.

      The only way I could see Microsoft leveraging Windows to win search share is to make it a default on the OS. But the courts have already caught onto that tactic. If you buy a new PC is as likely to have Google as the default search engine as anything else (mostly because Google pays companies that sell systems to set it as default in install the Google toolbar).

      But maybe you have some creative ideas that I don't see.

    18. Re:Brute force and ignorance by dpninerSLASH · · Score: 1

      Remember yahoo is freeBSD based, MSFT will first attempt to replace all the servers with windows ones.

      You probably are correct, but there's a lot of BSD knowledge at Yahoo! and I would be amazed if Microsoft didn't want a piece of that.

    19. Re:Brute force and ignorance by redxxx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imperial shittones also only work on earth. Screw that mucking about with shitslugs nonsense.

    20. Re:Brute force and ignorance by beckerist · · Score: 1

      So a shitload could be null too?

    21. Re:Brute force and ignorance by smackt4rd · · Score: 1

      shit-gallons... very ugly image. :)

    22. Re:Brute force and ignorance by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Yeah. "If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em" is not innovation except in Bill's head.

    23. Re:Brute force and ignorance by xeoron · · Score: 1

      I bet they will 1st try and shift their freeBSD servers to run inside a VM Server, then slowly shift code to run directly on a windows server.

    24. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Teilo · · Score: 4, Informative

      There was no real quality of search results when that fight took place. It was a different era, with little more than keyword lookups. I totally disagree. When Google first appeared on the scene, they had two things that nobody else did. The first was speed. It was jaw-droppingly fast. Nobody was that fast. Not Yahoo. Not Altavista.

      Second, was a design decision: That search results would contain every word you typed. No more of this +term nonsense. This made things very simple for users who don't care to learn a search-term language.

      The result: happy users.

      After that, they hit hard on designing good algorithms, and hired the mathematical talent to do it. Nobody else treated search with so much science. This made users even more happy. Google had the most relevant results.

      So - Google won because, from the common end user's perspective, they had a superior product. Period. That plays right into the GP's argument. Superior product = more customers = more ad revenue = the first .com services company to be seriously in the black.
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    25. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they'll have to borrow money? I don't think that that's really an issue for Microsoft - they could get a loan from, i don't know, maybe a certain MS employee with over 50 billion dollars in his personal bank account. and i'm sure ballmer could throw down too. i've heard that he has a soft spot for developers.

    26. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not where Ballmer is concerned.

    27. Re:Brute force and ignorance by linguizic · · Score: 1

      They are both advertising platforms period.

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    28. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      What would Lonestar do with null spacebucks? He can't fuel up his Winnebago with that.

    29. Re:Brute force and ignorance by naoursla · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But Google was first to the search market with effective statistical natural language processing techniques.

    30. Re:Brute force and ignorance by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

      The cool thing about buying something like Yahoo is you can finance against the assets of the acquisition. Typically you might issue stock of your own company reflecting your value of theirs, only risking dilution of your own stock (looking at you Time Warner). Or some combo of that and cash.


      That's all well when you buy ASSETS ( a refinery, plants etc.), in Yahoo's case, MS is buying two things:

      1. the combination of Intellectual Property / engineering personnel / computing power;
      2. Market share / mindshare

      MS has too much of point 1. if anything, the use of opensource in Yahoo is a major embarassment: "do we switch to MS software risking a major goof if anything goes sour, or stay with freeBSD and get laughed at?"

      point 2. is much more tricky. part of the appeal of Yahoo is that it's not MSN, and works better; who will "buy" the other? if a Yahoo user wanted to use MSN, why wait for a takeover? Also, the other way around (spinning off the search + ad selling as a standalone company) is precluded to a company for whom "monolith" spell G-O-D, and that risks getting pressure (again!!) about spinning off software from operating system.
      I think this may be a major spoiling attack on the part of MS. It explains away why MS keeps its cash inhouse instead of distributing it to shareholders: it just might need it for a major takeover. As any big organization knows, shareholders are best when they are unheard of.
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    31. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG. Yahoo has huge amounts of traffic, the difference is that Google is about to MONETIZE their users to a greater extent that Yahoo or MSN. They make money on roughly 2x as much as Yahoo or MSN does, THAT is why Google is doing so much better. Yes, the dominate search, but that's is not the reason why they make $16 billion a year, they make money because their ads are clicked on with greater rates.

    32. Re:Brute force and ignorance by AIkill · · Score: 1

      The problem with Microsoft is that they push the wrong things at the wrong times. As a "for instance", look at Mass Effect. It was originally slotted to go on both 360 and PC, but then it switched gears in late production to be a "360 Exclusive". This is a obvious attempt at pushing the 360. Thing is, Vista is hurting a lot more in sales, and if Vista doesn't start making money for M$, then M$ is going to have wasted a ton of R&D money. They are also trying to push Silverlight in some of the worst ways (you want to download a hotfix for Vista, you get a dialog box that covers the screen asking if you want to install Silverlight, annoying as hell.) The pure fact is that M$ just plain has a bad marketing dept., if they even have one. At times (such as with the Xbox and Silverlight), it shows that their marketing dept just doesn't realize that those markets just are not the same as the OS markets. In terms of OS, M$ has the largest market share, and most ppl don't know or don't like the other products. But with the console market et al, they don't have the largest market share and as such they need to actually compete with the other products. My point of this ramble is that if M$ actually gets Yahoo, they WILL do as they have done before, and try to use it to push their products. Because their marketing dept can't get it through their skulls that the markets they are trying to break into already have competition who have the majority of the market share, the M$ blockheads will most likely try to push products through Yahoo , regardless of whether or not they lose customers due to it.

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    33. Re:Brute force and ignorance by naoursla · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of different groups in Microsoft and they all have different goals with different marketing departments. The guys who market the 360 are not the same guys who market Silverlight, Windows, or Search. It is pretty common for console makers to do exclusive titles. The people in charge of 360 adoption probably do not have Vista adoption as part of their goal. If you are just bitter about Mass Effect not being available on the PC then I recommend being patient. These exclusive deals usually have time limits (as I discovered when I purchased an N64 so I could play Shadows of the Empire).

      From what I can tell, Microsoft is not using its current search portal (http://live.com/) to promote use of its desktop software. There might be ways they are using it to promote their server software, but it isn't clear to me how. I just don't see that changing simply because they aquire Yahoo.

      Everyone is trying to push their products. The Google toolbar seems to come with every pieces of non-Microsoft software I use. I agree that it is annoying. Sadly, these techniques are effective or they wouldn't use them.

    34. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Jearil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a little bit smaller than an Imperial shitload.

      That's why the imperial shitload is also known as a "royal pain in the ass".

    35. Re:Brute force and ignorance by el+americano · · Score: 1

      You ignore the fact that Yahoo used Google as their default search in 2000. Since Yahoo directory searches were much more popular at that time, they viewed it as a compliment to their main service. So, Yahoo had all the improved keyword searching you speak of - through Google - before Google was big.

      Search without the portal page, the death of directory search, which couldn't scale, and the Yahoo partnership must be considered as factors.

      Your speculative "happy users" analysis does not merit the authoritative conclusion you've given it.

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    36. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Teilo · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure it was pure random chance that Google was successful, and free market forces had absolutely nothing to do with it, stupid capitalist pigs that they were back then and all.

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    37. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! Just can't wait to use shitgallons and shittons in my next phone conversation. Honestly, I think I'll add those two too my vocabulary.

    38. Re:Brute force and ignorance by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
      if you have a shitload and I have a shitload, we put them together and it's still a shitload.


      Penn & Teller did a bit on this (that I can't seem to find a clip on.) But if memory serves me correct, A shitload + A Shitload = A Mother Fucking Shitload.

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    39. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      What he's not saying is MS wanted to buy market Yahoo has. Critical mass is the most important thing in the search space. You don't spend $46B for strategic hires.

      You see, in a buyout they get *access*. Not just to employees but strategic planning. It is a simple process. Start a buyout, get the other side to agree, then go through th emotions to get what you want then bail. Now use that information you just got to develop counter products/campaigns as well as hire the engineers away.

      It wouldn't be the first time they did this.

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    40. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      you mean like how infinity + infinity = infinity? so then a shitload would be the finite version of infinity? I think I just gave myself a headache ...


      If you really want a headache try studying Cantor's theorem of the cardinality of shitloads.
    41. Re:Brute force and ignorance by naoursla · · Score: 1

      I do not doubt that Google monetizes their search better than Yahoo does, but they also own a larger share of the search market. I am pretty sure that more people use Google than Yahoo and Microsoft combined. They don't use Google because Google monetizes better.

    42. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      I'd say Google won, and will continue to win, simply due to their corporate culture. Something like the MS-Yahoo merger would be a step backward in trying to compete with this, having two weaker conflicting cultures to deal with.

    43. Re:Brute force and ignorance by Curate · · Score: 1

      Actually, in computing in kibishitloads.

    44. Re:Brute force and ignorance by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      The catch with financing the against the assets of a web company, basically it's user pool. I fthat user pool hates the company buying, expect them to leave at a rapid pace. Don't think yahoo users dislike M$, then check this out http://www.flickr.com/groups/microsoft-keep-your-evil-grubby-hands-off-our-flickr/pool/. So you micrtrolls can't blame /.ers for being the only techies that dislike M$, they just simply reflect the broader technological community.

      Of course you bet several other companies were looking forward to the buyout, including google, ask and AOl. All of which would have seen major market share growth, not only from the initial rejection of M$ but also because that same team that managed to turn MSN into an unpopular money losing portal would do the same to Yahoo.

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    45. Re:Brute force and ignorance by 75th+Trombone · · Score: 1

      they had two things that nobody else did. The first was speed.

      Yeah, I'm sure a speed difference measured in tenths of seconds was a real big factor back when 80% of the market used dial-up.

      At any rate, I think your post's parent didn't make himself clear. He was saying there was no quality of search results before Google showed up; he wasn't contradicting his parent post, he was embellishing it. Therefore, you don't actually disagree with him.

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    46. Re:Brute force and ignorance by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Hotmail was also BSD based, and one of the first things done was to try to migrate it to win2k, and then win2k3 servers. The stories at the time were painting a very ugly transition as they needed something like 1.5 win2k boxes per freebsd server.

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    47. Re:Brute force and ignorance by pryoplasm · · Score: 1

      Actually, its not exactly metric for SI standards, where this unit requires 1024 mega shits for a metric shit ton, the SI unit uses a gibishit load to make a shit ton...

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  4. Breakthrough Engineering? by jfbilodeau · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft's approach to breakthrough engineering is through acquisitions? Is it just me or do I sense an oxymoron here...

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    1. Re:Breakthrough Engineering? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Microsoft's approach to breakthrough engineering is through acquisitions? Is it just me or do I sense an oxymoron here... Yes. Just like "innovated" PowerPoint and they "innovated" MS-DOS, etc. Bill Gates thinks "innovate" == "acquire through any means necessary".
    2. Re:Breakthrough Engineering? by everphilski · · Score: 1

      I'd like to think that the way the company I work for "innovates" is by hiring innovative employees. I'd like to think most companies operate that way.

      In that frame of mind, a mass acquisition is similar to a mass hiring, except you also get existing code, hardware, processes, etc.

  5. Translation: by brennanw · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Look, we innovate. We innovate the hell out of stuff. Just yesterday I innovated a donut by taking one off some old guy when I pushed him down a flight of stairs. And Yahoo!, well, we're innovating them right now, and we're going to keep innovating them until they stop moving. Then we'll use their bloated corpse to innovate any Google employee that gets in our way."

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    1. Re:Translation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft hasn't "innovated" anything in their entire existence. They've either bought or stolen pretty much every idea or product they've ever used. Put Microsoft in a bubble where they can't see what innovations other companies have done and they'd sit on their thumbs thinking they were the best at everything simply because they were Microsoft.

      This company needs to die already.

    2. Re:Translation: by Laughing+Pigeon · · Score: 1

      "Yahoo! is our search strategy now. We've spent years trying to find a paper clip with a junkyard crane magnet, and we've failed."

      I am sorry to correct You but they did not fail at all, on the contrary, the only thing they found when searching valuables were in fact tons of paperclips. The only solution for getting rid of the rubbish was giving every customer one for free along with their Office Suite.

    3. Re:Translation: by gambino21 · · Score: 3, Funny
      This reminds me of the simpsons episode where Bill Gates "buys out" Homer's internet company.
      From the simpsons archive:

      Bill Gates: Your Internet ad was brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything, Compuglobalhypermeganet does, so rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out.

      % Homer and Marge quietly discuss this proposal.

      Homer: I reluctantly accept your proposal!
      Bill Gates: Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys! [Gates' lackeys trash the room.]
      Homer: Hey, what the hell's going on!
      Bill Gates: Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks! [insane laughter]
    4. Re:Translation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Innovate. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  6. Translation by rucs_hack · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Without Yahoo, we are years behind, and likely to stay that way"

    Am I right or am I right?

    1. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't know. I only took one year of managerese at uni, this is way beyond me.

      We have a strategy for competing in the search space that Google dominates today, that we'll pursue that we had before we made the Yahoo offer, and that we can pursue without that

      This, for instance. I have no idea how to parse this at all.

      the speed at which you can innovate and get things done is just dramatically more rapid.

      If this makes any sense at all, it's redundant.
    2. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was probably transcribed exactly the way he said it.. there were probably some important pauses in the sentence

      We have a strategy for competing in the search space that Google dominates today, that we'll pursue that we had before we made the Yahoo offer, and that we can pursue without that

      We have a strategy for competing in the search space that Google dominates today. We had plans before we made the Yahoo offer, and we'll pursue those plans with or without Yahoo.

      But I'm sure you knew that.. big fan of the low hanging fruit, eh?

    3. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The weird part is it seems Microsoft is hellbent on buying and destroying Google's biggest competitor, thus in the end allowing Google to increase their stranglehold. Oh the irony of Google becoming a monopoly because Microsoft buys and destroys all their competition.

    4. Re:Translation by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      "Ballmer has his panties in a bunch. He said we're going to fucking kill Google, and he gets a little attached sometimes, you know? So now we've got to figure a way to f'ing kill Google."


      Is it really that expensive to buy a few assassinations? My guess it would be much cheaper to just outright kill the top 100 people that work at google.
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    5. Re:Translation by codemachine · · Score: 1

      Then they can file anti-trust complaints with government regulators. Try to give Google a taste of what it is like to be MS right now.

      Except Google hasn't been abusive, so in theory they shouldn't have trouble with any complaints. But I guess it makes it harder for Google to use abusive tactics to compete with MS in the future.

  7. $20 million per capita by overshoot · · Score: 1

    I think Bill has gotten too used to thinking in terms of his own bank account. He should be able to retain some pretty impressive headhunters for a lot less than $20 million per engineer. He might even be able to hold aside some money to keep his $40 billion from leaving to work for Google the next week.

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  8. Gates Explain's Microsoft's Need for Yahoo by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

    from the Cmdr-Taco-needs-a-grammar-checker dept.

    1. Re:Gates Explain's Microsoft's Need for Yahoo by chrisb33 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Clearly he's not a member of the Apostrophe Protection Society.

    2. Re:Gates Explain's Microsoft's Need for Yahoo by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Is that grammar or spulling? But at any rate he needs to meet Bob. Sadly, so do a lot of other slashdotters.

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  9. Or why not... by whtmarker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yahoo is acquired by Google, then Yoogle turns around and acquires Microsoft. Classic Pac Man defense.

  10. And here I thought... by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And here I thought it was because Yahoo's pages are as fugly and user-hostile as Microsoft's. Shows how dumb I am.

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    1. Re:And here I thought... by dkf · · Score: 1

      And here I thought it was because Yahoo's pages are as fugly and user-hostile as Microsoft's. Yahoo's main page is terrible, but try http://search.yahoo.com/ which is like a stripped down version (!) of Google.
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  11. Um, didn't Gates quit? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall that he stated he was retiring. And back in 2000, didn't he quit then, as well?

    1. Re:Um, didn't Gates quit? by imadork · · Score: 2, Informative

      billg is still chairman of the board.

    2. Re:Um, didn't Gates quit? by Kaetemi · · Score: 5, Funny

      yep, he's responsible for putting back the chairs

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    3. Re:Um, didn't Gates quit? by SEMW · · Score: 3, Informative

      I seem to recall that he stated he was retiring. And back in 2000, didn't he quit then, as well? Prior to 2000, BG was CEO and chairman of the board. In 2000, he quit as CEO, and took up a job as Chief Software Architect. Later this year, he will quit that job, so will no longer be employed by Microsoft; but will still be chairman of its board.
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    4. Re:Um, didn't Gates quit? by wanderingknight · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought the Chair-Man was Ballmer?

    5. Re:Um, didn't Gates quit? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      billg is still chairman of the Borg.

      There, fixed that for ya.

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  12. Where have I heard this before by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, if you combine their work and our work, the speed at which you can innovate and get things done is just dramatically more rapid.

    This is the school of thought that thinks if you get nine women pregnant you will have a baby in one month.

    1. Re:Where have I heard this before by the_humeister · · Score: 0

      You mean that's not how it works???

    2. Re:Where have I heard this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...you won't? Whoops. That certainly explains why none of them would see my unfaith^H^H^H^H^H^H^H getting to know new people-ing as what it really was; headhunting for a new project.

    3. Re:Where have I heard this before by Saurian_Overlord · · Score: 2

      Um, no, it's from the school of thought that says two people working together can get a job done faster than one person.

    4. Re:Where have I heard this before by h4rr4r · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is highly dependent on the job being able to be split into multiple activities. Writing this post for instance is not very well split into a job for multiple people. Design is often not well split into multiple tasks, too many cooks spoil the soup.

    5. Re:Where have I heard this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how much women is needed to get the same job done in one day?

    6. Re:Where have I heard this before by nickruiz · · Score: 1

      I agree. It becomes similar to the "Cooks in the Kitchen" analogy that is constant taught in Microeconomics. There is a point at which adding additional resources and people to address an issue becomes detrimental to the efficiency of the project. In the case of Microsoft and Yahoo, you have the issue of disparate systems and management teams with differing goals, not to mention senior architects and developers that will likely radically disagree on the direction of their projects. Did I mention the bloat of having to maintain both camps with additional project managers and supervisors to keep them all moving in the same direction? Microsoft should continue to pull fresh minds from the pool of recent graduates (Bachelors/Masters/Ph.D) and allow their fresh legs to do the hard work of catching up with Google.

    7. Re:Where have I heard this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad Bill Gates doesn't have that cyborg spell checker / grammar checker installed yet... you would think all those honorary degrees means he's educated.

    8. Re:Where have I heard this before by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I have three words for you: Mythical Man Month.

      And that's ignoring the hell of trying to merge two corporations, with two different corporate cultures, into a single whole. Worse, they don't just want to take Yahoo onto the side of MSFT... that wouldn't be so bad (just look at how AOL handled Nullsoft... at least, in the beginning). No, what they want to do is assimilate the technology Yahoo has and combine it with their own. And *that* is exceedingly hard, both technologically, and from a cultural/social/manpower perspective.

    9. Re:Where have I heard this before by pseudorand · · Score: 1

      I always thought throwing more resources at a software problem was as likely to slow things down as speed things up. That's what they taught me in CS207. That's what my personal experience has been. That's what dozens of software development methodologies advocate. But then again, this is Bill Gates, expert programmer, talking. Maybe I've been wrong all of these years.

    10. Re:Where have I heard this before by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      That only applies for tasks that are:

      1) Further parallelizable, and

      2) Where the benefit of splitting the task is greater than the disadvantages of doing so.

      In the case of software projects, there are severe constraints on both of these. If a project has sufficiently large susbtasks, with sufficiently thin interfaces between them, then doing these in parallel may give a net gain. However there is a limit to this, and putting more people on a project or subtask past a certain point will in fact slow the project down (essentially due to communications, and miscommunications) rather than speed it up. A two man job is best, and faster, done by two men rather than ten.

    11. Re:Where have I heard this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, Gates has never read Brook's Mythical Man Month, something every first year CS major should do.

    12. Re:Where have I heard this before by RexDevious · · Score: 1

      No, this is the school of thought that thinks, if you want to cheat on your wife with either women - you might as well claim you'd be doing it to "speed up" the process of having a baby.

      I can't believe anyone here thinks the reasons BG gives in the interview are actually his reasons. Several people have pointed out that, if those were really the reasons, ie. "to innovate faster" that the stock holders would go nuts because there's clearly cheaper ways of getting engineers.

      MS doesn't care about Yahoo's tech - it's based on bsd stuff they'll never touch. Hence, the don't care about the engineers who put it together.

      The hostile take over is about nothing but market share. It's ridiculous to suggest there's any more compelling motivation behind this.

    13. Re:Where have I heard this before by orlanz · · Score: 1

      I know this is Slashdot, and everyone already knows this, but just in case.

      In order to really get the quote above, go read:

      The Mythical Man-Month.

      This is a must (required) read for anyone doing IT project management, working with IT project management, or even working on the IT project. I wish more "managers" read this. It is an excellent (short) book to read for just about anyone managing a project or being managed in a project.

    14. Re:Where have I heard this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You won't, but you'll have a lot of fun trying.

    15. Re:Where have I heard this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always hated this saying because it breaks down in one important area: the task of producing N babies within M time is very parallelizable. Think of it this way: if you need to produce an average of one baby per month, the only way to do that is to get more than 9 women pregnant. Sustaining that rate of impregnation would produce a "throughput" of 1 baby per month. Sure, the "latency" of any one baby never varies from the original 1/9th baby per month, but unless your task is simply to produce a single baby, you gain efficiencies by scaling up.

      An analogue in the software world is when you have multiple products, multiple releases, or even multiple features of a product, which are totally independent, just as individual pregnancies with different women are totally independent. In those cases, adding programmers does help immensely.

  13. grammar nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gates Explain's ?

  14. what about marketshare? by utnapistim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, if you combine their work and our work, the speed at which you can innovate and get things done is just dramatically more rapid. So, it's really about the people there that want to join in and create a better search, better portal for a very broad set of customers.
    While I'm sure the people and the innovation speed and all that sound nice, if he'd have said "We want yahoo for the marketshare" it would have been more credible.
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    1. Re:what about marketshare? by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, they don't just want the marketshare. They want to synergize the paradigm!

      And combined accelerate double the speed rapid faster.

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    2. Re:what about marketshare? by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Saying that he only wants Yahoo for the marketshare does not make Yahoo employees feel any better about being part of an aquisition.

    3. Re:what about marketshare? by smurfsurf · · Score: 2, Funny

      > And combined accelerate double the speed rapid faster.

      I like to add: Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all.

  15. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why is there an apostrophe in "explain's"?
    How can people not know where they go?

    1. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can people not know where they go?

      I blame "it's" for this, since it's the only word (that I'm aware of) in common usage for whom the apostrophe ruleset is broken (as the singular possessive form doesn't use an apostrophe).
      It's = it is, and never equals "belonging to it", which is written as "its".

      I suppose this is because there's no plural form of "it" (i.e. "There are ten its standing in a row.") but in any event, I think "it's" is the primary cause of apostrophe confusion.

      Don't get me started on there/their/they're ... To this day I have no clue why there're some people who just can't get those right, heck I'm dyslexic and even *I* figured it out!

      -AC

  16. crowd control by atamagabakkaomae · · Score: 1

    from the article: "..things..at least among younger people in the more developed markets just become common sense that that's the way things get done."

    Is that how he got Windows done?

    1. Re:crowd control by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Considering there's a fix for it every tuesday, that's a funny use of the word "done".

      Back in the stone age of PC computing, Microsoft's motto was "DOS ain't done 'til Lotus won't run". That's how Microsoft has always Exceled.

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  17. To Bill Gates by uss · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear Bill Gates,

    First, Take a look at http://www.eep.com/merchant/newsite/samples/ee/ee0801.htm, for "Why Most Mergers Fail".

    Next, take a look at press releases involving mergers in financial and industrial companies.
    Note, how there is highest emphasis on cost savings, and very little mention of ideals and NEW business strategy after the merger.

    Lastly, the kind of "merger" you are suggesting is typically done as a buyout of a small company by a much larger company.

    See! This is what happens if you drop out of Business School.

    For just a 0.1% Fee based on the deal value, I can help provide further advice.

    Good Luck!

    1. Re:To Bill Gates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he has proven himself to be a savvy business manager.

      Have YOU built a multi-billion dollar mega-corporation?? I thought not.

    2. Re:To Bill Gates by formfeed · · Score: 0

      No, no, no. Buy Yahoo. You're already on the same page regarding human rights in China. Great merger. New company motto: Be evil.

      And while you are at it- see how Apple has all the Apple-stores? Right, there are no Microsoft stores.
      So, what about that? Well, K-Mart might be for sale soon again.

  18. and if ms buys yahoo? by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    and if the best & brightest leave to work somewhere else at the moment of acquisition thus benefiting neither yahoo or microsoft, leaving yahoo looking like a building with a few servers & developers workstations and a few secretaries & janitor with a mop & bucket...

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  19. But you're so wrong! by brennanw · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, in terms of software DEVELOPMENT you're right. I'd even say "spot on." But in terms of defining how the computer industry does BUSINESS... well, they wrote the playbook of dirty tricks, copyrighted it, and leased it to the rest of the industry. Marketers in the computer industry, no matter where they work, have a picture of Bill Gates on their wall, candles lined underneath, and genuflect to it every time they enter or leave that room.

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    1. Re:But you're so wrong! by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Marketers in the computer industry, no matter where they work, have a picture of Bill Gates on their wall, candles lined underneath, and genuflect to it every time they enter or leave that room. Doesn't everybody have one those? *amazed*
  20. Boil it down by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    better portal for a very broad set of customers

    You can boil his entire quote down to the above 7 words. Microsoft likes nothing more than to get their name/software/web properties in front of everyone's face. Adding Yahoo and all Yahoo's users to their portfolio is what they want. Imagine if all of a sudden everyone with a @yahoo.com email address automatically had a Passport account... all of a sudden Yahoo messenger is 100% compatible with MSN messenger.

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    1. Re:Boil it down by ubannoying · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem with this plan is that many of these "customers" use the yahoo portal because they find to be the better portal as it currently is. If Microsoft takes over Yahoo, what are the odds that they'll leave the portal alone? Slim to none, I'd say. If they "innovate" it into the MSN portal, I think they'll lose a lot of customers, and find that they didn't really gain a lot in the acquisition.

    2. Re:Boil it down by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Nah... Microsoft would probably not switch all yahoo email addresses to hotmail. That would destroy a valuable brand. It is more likely that yahoo email accounts would being displaying ads sold by Microsoft.

    3. Re:Boil it down by Programmerman · · Score: 1

      ...all of a sudden Yahoo messenger is 100% compatible with MSN messenger.

      It's already partially compatible. Text-based messaging works, but not much else does. But, yeah, full compatibility between the two would be nice.
    4. Re:Boil it down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With an attitude the like that, Microsoft would never hire you. Seriously, that's exactly what they plan to do and exactly why it will fail. Everyone I've ever met at Microsoft seems to have the same blind spot.

    5. Re:Boil it down by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      He's not talking about changing everyone's e-mail address, he's talking about being able to use an existing @yahoo.com address to authenticate on MSN Messenger, or perhaps to log into Hotmail with your @yahoo.com address and get access to your Yahoo e-mail with Hotmail's UI. I don't know if anyone other than Microsoft is really using Passport at this point (it's a little like OpenID except for the "open" part), but you'd be able to use an existing @yahoo.com address to authenticate on Passport sites.

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    6. Re:Boil it down by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 1

      better portal for a very broad set of customers
      You can boil his entire quote down to the above 7 words.

      I wish I could say my counting error was a clever jab at Gates' incredibly wordy original quote. But I really just can't count that early in the morning. I can't even claim that I was only counting the 'important' words, since taking out 'for', 'a', and 'of' would leave only 6 words. Though "better portal; very broad set of customers" would be an even more succinct way to say it and does have my claimed 7 words.

      I'm really quite surprised no AC has tried to take me down a peg for the mistake yet.

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    7. Re:Boil it down by naoursla · · Score: 1

      You could do that today. Hotmail accounts have been put under the umbrella of Live Id. You can create a Live Id with any email address. This is the same account that one's 360 GamerTag is attached to. If you have a 360 GamerTag then you have a Live Id.

      Granted, Yahoo email account will at some point become associated with Live Ids if purchase goes through. Who knows how quickly that will happen.

    8. Re:Boil it down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This yahoo member of MANY years (and a few accounts) would leave and not look back.

    9. Re:Boil it down by dkf · · Score: 1

      I'm really quite surprised no AC has tried to take me down a peg for the mistake yet. More fun to let you squirm...

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  21. Comes from great minds by Alzheimers · · Score: 3, Funny

    This merger comes from the great minds who brought us Reese's Chocolate and Garlic Butter Cups.

    1. Re:Comes from great minds by Stanistani · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was an inspiring accident! A Microsoft CIO bumped into a Yahoo! CTO in the hallway...

      "Hey! I got some of my 'sucks' on your 'blows'!"
      "I got some of my 'blows' on your 'sucks'!"
      "You know, combining 'sucks' and 'blows' is a great taste!"

    2. Re:Comes from great minds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where?? I'd love to get some of those!

    3. Re:Comes from great minds by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      That is a case where there is no right way to eat a reese's.

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  22. Speech by esocid · · Score: 1
    Speech, speech, speech (obligatory Arrested development quote). Ok down to business.

    The version after Vista is a big step forward in terms of speech. It's a big step forward in terms of ink. It's a big step forward in terms of touch. I'd say that the likelihood is that touch will become mainstream on certain form factors very quickly, because we're working hand-in-hand with the hardware companies.
    What is with M$ and their big interest in speech recognition these days? I keep seeing commercials with cars and their speech-recognition stereos and navigation systems. I have never really desired to use speech recognition, but I do see its applications for those who have motor skill disabilities or limited/no use of their hands. I'm not too experienced with it but anytime phones have that pesky voice dial it's 99% useless, of course it's probably not a n M$ software running it. Commercials make their speech recognition look great, but those are just that: commercials.

    I'd say that the likelihood is that touch will become mainstream on certain form factors very quickly, because we're working hand-in-hand with the hardware companies.
    I suppose that is the paradigm for things now, with the iPhone, and the Wii and touchscreens (although those have been around for a long time). I'm not so sure what he's trying to get at with that whole touch on certain form factors, is that writing on tablets???. Maybe someone else can enlighten me.
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    1. Re:Speech by cching · · Score: 1

      I think speech enabled gadgets are great and possibly life saving. Any time I'm almost run off the road by some idiot who insists on trying to hold their little mini-phone up to their ear by wedging it in between his shoulder and ear I think how essential speech enabling these devices really is.

    2. Re:Speech by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Well, in cars speech makes great sense. I don't want to take more than one hand off the wheel, and I don't want to take my eyes off the road. That's why I like my stereo controls and cruise controls that reside on the steering wheel, and wish the heater controls didn't force me to look away from the road as well. Saying "KSHE" and having your stereo tune itself to 94.7 is, to me, far preferable than hitting that control on the wheel several times, or finding the button on the stereo.

      And when at home I'd like to be able to say "lights off" instead of having to get my lazy ass off of the couch. Everybody else must be the same way or TVs wouldn't have remotes.

      When I had my Razr I loved the voice dial, especially when driving. It also got people saying "cool!" when I'd flip in open and say "Leila" into it and it would dial my daughter (I should sue Futurama for copyright infringement and bad spelling!)

      I'd like a computer that needed no keyboard. Keyboards should be optional accessories.

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    3. Re:Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The version after Vista is a big step forward in terms of let's set so double the killer delete select all.

  23. MS needs Yahoo for the same exact reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...why they needed all the others they gobbled up: Microsoft acquires, not innovates.

  24. Problem is... by JamesP · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Take great engineers, put them in a crappy company and they'll not be that bright.

    Most of the problems (of people sucking) are inside the companies: philosophy work environment, colleagues, etc.

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  25. What I see from this interview... by red+star+hardkore · · Score: 1

    We all know they've run out of ways to remanufacture their products and make them look new over and over again. We all know that they want to break into the goldmine that is internet advertising. It's not just about breakthroughs and being first to the market anymore though, and Bill knows that. Microsoft have an image problem and that's what holds them back. I believe that the reason he's after Yahoo! isn't for programmers or market share, it's for their image and branding.

  26. Ahahahahahaaaa by Mystery00 · · Score: 1

    because they do have great engineers, they have done a lot of great work. So, if you combine their work and our work

    Mr. Gates should have been a comedian.

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  27. No Zimbra??? by jkrise · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just an hour ago, I spoke to a Zimbra partner, and he informs me that in case MS does get to buy Yahoo, Zimbra would be out of it, to allay antitrust fears. That would mean Zimbra will have to be sold back by Yahoo and bought over by some other company. Is this true? Or is the popularity of Zimbra the reason why Microsoft would buy Yahoo to kill it off?

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    1. Re:No Zimbra??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      What the fuck is Zimbra?

    2. Re:No Zimbra??? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      ROFL, I was gonna post, quite literally, the exact same question. According to wikipedia, it's "a full-featured collaboration suite that supports email and group calendars". Apparently it also features SOAP, XML, Ajax, Web 2.0, and mashups, so it's gotta be good!

    3. Re:No Zimbra??? by gotstu · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure that Zimbra would dig up Anti-Trust concerns. Their user base is small fry, and would be eclipsed by the concerns of losing Yahoo's main marketshare (advertising, search, user services et al). The reality is that Zimbra would be at risk of losing, and it's badgeware license would all but eliminate the ability of another competitor to pick up where Zimbra's corporate veil left off.

      There are, however, other alternatives out there like Citadel (http://www.citadel.org) which don't suffer from such licensing concerns, and have a lot going for them.

    4. Re:No Zimbra??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have heard that the same might happen to Zombo.com.

    5. Re:No Zimbra??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heard it from a Zimbra partner... it must be true!

    6. Re:No Zimbra??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      zimbra is neat but has no significant market share so I can't see antitrust being relevant

    7. Re:No Zimbra??? by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 1

      Except that compared to Zimbra, Citadel, Scalix, eGroupware, OpenGroupware, and even Kolab are crap. None of them have as nice of a webmail setup, nor as nice Outlook/Evolution/Kontact connectors, nor as nice of PDA setups (especially when it comes to Blackberries and over-the-air-sync).

      When it comes to Exchange alternatives, there's really only Zimbra and FirstClass. And FirstClass is just a pile of junk that should never be considered for anything.

      The greatest thing MS will get from buying Yahoo! will be to kill Zimbra.

  28. Bill is buying relevance by dougwhitehead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its not only about the engineer. If it were, Microsoft would (and may) go only as far as "due diligence" and get access to Yahoo proprietary information such as the important employee list.

    But I think, Microsoft wants to buy users (Flickr, Delicious, Yahoo Mail, etc.). Google is making Microsoft less relevant, and there is some sort of network effect that makes smaller players nearly impossible to catch up. Anyone can duplicate an Ebay, but you can't duplicate the user base. The success of the services have less to do with the technology, and more to do with the users and where they expect to get their information.

  29. Senario mitigation by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

    I recognise an ongoing bullshit senario when I see one, and this is one!

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  30. Imagine using MS software to do Your web searching by Laughing+Pigeon · · Score: 1

    "Hi, I am Clippy, Your personal search assistent. It looks like You are looking for porn, would You like a hand?"

  31. Translation: by Dracos · · Score: 1

    "Yahoo! is our search strategy now. We've spent years trying to find a paper clip with a junkyard crane magnet, and we've failed."

  32. Buy Out by Griff-GW · · Score: 1

    Buy Out and ruin a company its the MS way.

  33. Translation by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We have a strategy for competing in the search space that Google dominates today,

    "Ballmer has his panties in a bunch. He said we're going to fucking kill Google, and he gets a little attached sometimes, you know? So now we've got to figure a way to f'ing kill Google."

    that we'll pursue that we had before we made the Yahoo offer,

    "In case you think we're upset about Yahoo's rejection, we're not. Ballmer's still stuck on the '<expletive> kill Google' thing (do I have to keep saying it?) - he can't even see Yahoo past the bulging vein in his forehead."

    <from offstage> "Yes you have got to goddammed keep saying it!" <sound of chair crashing into wall>

    and that we can pursue without that.

    "OK, we admit he's a little obsessed. But don't think this will divert an painful amount of capital into an a space in which we have utterly failed for years. Because, ummm, we don't want you to think that."

    It involves breakthrough engineering.

    "All we need is some of that breakthrough engineering stuff. We hear that stuff is all the rage with the kids these days, and we figure if we can get some of it, we'll be all set to *** kill Google."

    We think that the combination with Yahoo would accelerate things in a very exciting way,

    "We looked around for startups to partner with, so we could copy their technology then dump them, but apparently everyone has heard the compendium of stories that start with Stac. We figure it'll be easier to buy Yahoo. (we figure it would be easier to host a snowman making competition in hell, incidentally) Just have to figure a way past that little, 'Yahoo flipping hates us' thing."

  34. Is that thing off? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    'Cause I also wanted to add, off the record, that we are going to f***ing kill Google. Yes, that's F-star-star-star-I-N-G kill Google.

    What is that red light for?

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    1. Re:Is that thing off? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      "Finding kill Google?" Huh?

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  35. But... but... but... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    So, if you combine their work and our work, the speed at which you can innovate and get things done is just dramatically more rapid.

    Wouldn't that require Microsoft to innovate? With all the problems of Microsoft combining the two very different cultures, asking Microsoft to innovate at the same time (and some may say, for the first time) may be too much for Microsoft to handle.

    1. Re:But... but... but... by Skreems · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wouldn't that require Microsoft to innovate?
      I don't think raw innovation is the problem. Like so many places, it's likely that good ideas are all over the place, even implementations of good ideas, but management and marketing ignore them because they don't fit their pet projects, or don't double market share in a week. Google's advantage seems to be that their management actually understands the benefits of investing heavily in good engineering from the ground up. Engineers everywhere want to do things right, but it's rare to find managers who will let them.
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  36. Microsoft doesn't have enough debt by pacalis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft is way underleveraged for a mature company. With debt as cheap as it is, especially given MSFTs debt rating, they should go into debt whether they buy YHOO or pay out additional dividents.

    1. Re:Microsoft doesn't have enough debt by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Yeah! That's a really good idea, MS would be well advised to take it up.

      (keep going peeps, we can get them to really believe this! then in a few years' time when interest rates rise, their $50 billion debt will cause them to collapse!)

  37. money money money.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "for a very broad set" of customers" do you mean we will have to pay to search? not to mention that but if they do get yahoo their stocks will still go down.. not many people are actually behind microsoft on this one.

  38. A better portal? by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 1

    I've always thought that one of the main reasons Google took off so well is because it WASN'T a portal. Most people want a search engine, not a portal.

    I would imagine that most of the people that use Yahoo do so because they DO want a portal, and they know they don't like Microsoft's portal. I realize they want the people at Yahoo, but it just seems to me their strategy of "Lets keep doing the same thing that people already gave up in favor of Google" is silly.

    1. Re:A better portal? by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

      And what's ironic about that (to me, anyway), is that I use Google as my home page, which is set up as... a web portal. http://www.google.com/ig is a beautiful thing.

    2. Re:A better portal? by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I use the same thing as my homepage at work. Lets my get my XKCD and Think'n Lincoln fix for the day, and see where the newest suicide bomber hit during the night. To be fair though, Google doesn't really advertise that feature as far as I can tell, and Yahoo had it first.

    3. Re:A better portal? by Changa_MC · · Score: 1
      May I be the first to say..

      Eww

      Google has added too much crap on their main page. Portals are for people who don't know where they want to go today -- while I'm already there.

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    4. Re:A better portal? by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

      ?

      Have you looked at http://www.google.com/ig? Almost 100% configurable. I have all the stuff I want, and none of what I don't. If I want, it can look like http://www.google.com./ Or as flashy and trashy as any Myspace page. That's the innate beauty - flexibility.

      So, while I appreciate your desire to make people who use portals sound indecisive and noncommittal, I think that you haven't really bothered to cut down the default iGoogle page.

  39. No risk then... by gweihir · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Since MS has never made any significant engineering breakthroughs, why should they now? Everything they did so far was aquire or copy (i.e. steal) technology. This also means that without Yahoo, they have not the faintest chance. Good. This will ensure high-quality platform-independent web-search will remain available.

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  40. Why Microsoft REALLY wants Yahoo by mlwmohawk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It is not very well known, but I remember talking to an engineer at Yahoo, and I asked, "How do you make money?" He said, this was a couple years ago, that 60% of all e-commerce sites were hosted by yahoo. Think about that, credit cards, transactions, data, users, etc. M$ would live to control that.

    Think of all the anti-competitive stuff they could do. Subtle problems with non-windows platforms or non IE browsers. A requirement of Microsoft Wallet. (Remember that?)

    There are a ton of reasons why Yahoo owned by microsoft would be a bad thing for the world. I hope Yahoo remains independent.

    1. Re:Why Microsoft REALLY wants Yahoo by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

      Nobody likes a poor thief.

    2. Re:Why Microsoft REALLY wants Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      60% of sites, but how much of actual online sales volume? Given that I wouldn't be surprised if Amazon alone is 10-20%, and if eBay is another decent chunk, it seems like having a zillion small merchants may not actually help that much.

    3. Re:Why Microsoft REALLY wants Yahoo by ardle · · Score: 1

      I dunno - they're doing all right by having a zillion copies of their OS out there.

    4. Re:Why Microsoft REALLY wants Yahoo by TruthfulLiar · · Score: 1

      This is the first thing I've heard which actually makes sense. I can't see why you would buy Yahoo for search, because nobody uses them for searching. If they had brilliant engineers doing brilliant search algorithms, you'd think that people would be using Yahoo's brilliant search algorithms. So either Microsoft is stupid (possible) or they want Yahoo for something else than a Google killer. Yahoo is a pretty nice information portal, though, and they do seem to have a well-used e-commerce piece.

      But looking at YHOO from an investor's point of view, it looks wildly over-priced. P/E > 60 for 7% growth, 10% profit margin, 7% return on equity. By comparison, Microsoft's own stock has a P/E of 16, 30% growth, 22% profit margin, 48% return on equity. Which would you want to own? I'll take MSFT any day (even as a die-hard Linux user). It seems like Microsoft would have a much better investment if they spent their $40 billion on their own stock.

    5. Re:Why Microsoft REALLY wants Yahoo by ardle · · Score: 1

      The is the only thing I have heard that suggests that MS may have actually considered completing this purchase: income from businesses - not individuals - and supported by legal aggreements.
      I'll be looking out for more info to back up your rumor :-)

    6. Re:Why Microsoft REALLY wants Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps MS doesn't see its own stock as a very good investment. Which is somewhat concerning if you're an MS shareholder. Does MS know something that we don't?

    7. Re:Why Microsoft REALLY wants Yahoo by ardle · · Score: 1

      If MS could grow their share price by buying back their shares, they'd do it. Maybe in the current climate, it might send the wrong signals (I'm no fund manager).
      I have been of the opinion that the Yahoo thing is a scam aimed at the kind of people who would buy SCO stock - until reading the grandparent post (which may be astroturf - your post was a flame ;-)

  41. The Bottom Line ... by Benuwine · · Score: 1

    ... In a failing market for a failing business with failing products, these are the throes of a giant falling. If the acquisition was to go through MS has no intention on enhancing or improving search portals or any other service that Y! brings to the table (hasn't MS had plenty of time to prove this?) So instead of refocusing their vision to innovate they've opted to imitate, and sadly this course will garner Y! the same end result as countless other acquisitions (but will make a bigger headline when it happens.)

    Start thinking about what the people want and not about the fat cats pocketbooks.

  42. Microsoft are helping their shareholders by ardle · · Score: 1

    by keeping their share price high through an economic dip. People who are looking for a secure investment may be more likely to buy Microsoft because of all this hype.
    SCO's share price amply demonstrated that people don't need much motivation to buy :-(
    If Microsoft actually spend money on purchasing Yahoo, then they are doing their shareholders a dis-service, as you said.

  43. MS track record moving research to products by david.emery · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft Labs has done some really great stuff. But you don't see it in their products. That's why I have a really hard time believing MS can -execute- what Bill Gates proposed.

    If you look at MS's desktop products, in particular, you see a pattern of buying a good product and then as part of integrating it, making it more and more baroque and buggy and security-vulnerable.

    Reminds me of the comment I read somewhere during the MS anti-trust debates: "If Microsoft is so keen on innovation, fine. The decision of the court should be that Microsoft is free to innovate using ONLY their internal resources, but is restricted from acquiring any technology from other sources. This enables the Market to work better, by allowing innovations to move freely." I had friends working on a start-up, when Microsoft announced a potential competitor piece of -vapor-ware-, their funding dried up immediately, and MS never did deliver the goods...

    dave

  44. Broken Engineering? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    It's not just you. The absurdities are piling on top of each other, like cockroaches in a cup.

    Gates: "We have a strategy for competing in the search space that Google dominates today, that we'll pursue that we had before we made the Yahoo offer, and that we can pursue without that. It involves breakthrough engineering."

    "... competing in the search space..." That's corporate-speak. Generally, when someone uses corporate-speak, you can expect that they are talking baloney.

    "... breakthrough engineering..." When has Microsoft ever had "breakthrough engineering". If you know of an example, please mention it.

    Maybe he means "broken engineering". Microsoft's engineering is so bad that one of the biggest and most respected IT magazines is rejecting their newest product: Save Windows XP. Quote: "More than 75,000 people have signed InfoWorld's "Save XP" petition in the three weeks since it was launched - many with passionate, often emotional pleas to not be forced to make a change."

    Bill Gates is software's Dr. Death. If you are pro-life, sign the petition.

    The "engineering" of Windows XP was so bad that Windows XP was an enormous hassle until Service Pack 2 was released, 3 years after Windows XP was introduced. Then we got only 3 years of use with less hassle (except for a very large number of software engineering bugs that created vulnerabilities), and now Gates wants to kill it.

    Microsoft has proven, over many years, that it does not know how to run a search engine. Buying Yahoo will not magically make Microsoft smarter, especially since Yahoo has proven, over many years, that...

    1. Re:Broken Engineering? by jfbilodeau · · Score: 1

      It's not just you. The absurdities are piling on top of each other, like cockroaches in a cup.
      ...or piling up like chairs being thrown in a corner?

      Sorry...could not resist! ;)
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  45. It's for the warm bodies, not for technology by Jon+Noring · · Score: 3, Informative

    Bill Gates comment is interesting in that MS' purpose in acquiring Yahoo is primarily for Yahoo's technical people, and not for any particular technologies/IP held by Yahoo. That is, MS values Yahoo only for its technical people. In a sense MS is fighting a war against Google on two fronts: 1) the search engine business, and 2) attracting the sharpest technical people. MS is losing on both fronts. Instead of MS changing its corporate environment so as to again be attractive in recruiting sharp people, MS is simply trying to buy these people from other companies. It's sad really, and reflects the real problem with MS: its employee environment. Who wants to work for MS these days? (Just read Mini-Microsoft's blog for interesting insights into how MS has evolved -- it is a pretty brutal work environment that no longer sufficiently rewards those who excel.) It'd get real interesting if a significant number of Yahoo staff come out and publicly say they will move to other companies (e.g. Google) should MS buy out Yahoo. In fact, Google could get the word out essentially rolling out the red carpet for any Yahoo employee who decides to leave Yahoo should the MS takeover come to pass. Imagine if 1000 of the top Yahoo staff said "we will not work for MS." I can't think of a better "poison pill."

  46. Yea but.. by thedigitalbean · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you start having sex with 9 women right now the chances of you being a father in 9 months is much greater than if you only had sex with one.

    1. Re:Yea but.. by Garrick68 · · Score: 1

      Sex with 9 women? Come on... this is /.

    2. Re:Yea but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But if all 9 became pregnant, couldn't you become a father in only one month?

  47. It's not about search by 0WaitState · · Score: 2, Informative

    Microsoft is unlikely to be so interested in Yahoo for the search capability, though that's a nice side benefit. The real prizes are yahoo webmail and yahoo messenger. Combine those two with hotmail and MSN messenger and you have about 75% of all webmail traffic and about 2/3s of all IM traffic.

    Fussing about the combined entity's search percentage is just noise--the real new killer market shares would be in webmail and IM.

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  48. Technology isn't the issue by infonography · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yahoo is a trusted name. I have had my yahoo email account since it was Rocketmail. They have Dating, IM, Domain Hosting, Jobs, and a host of other small stuff besides. Their Search engine is NOTHING SPECIAL. Expect it is integrated with the Yahoo site as a whole. It's a question of interconnectivity. Yahoo Maps does a few things better then Google Maps, it meshes nicely with their Yellow Pages site and I use it to find subway stations and bus routes, a choice of closest businesses etc. Microsoft wants to buy a turn key operation not hire a bunch of geeks.

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  49. It's the ad technology, not the search technology by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not sure that search technology matters all that much. For the first half of 2007, Yahoo search was probably better than Google search. Yahoo had all those special cases (weather, celebrities, stocks, etc.) working before Google did. Yet Yahoo's market share barely moved.

    What matters for profitability is the effectiveness of the advertising-delivery system. In that, Google is way ahead of Yahoo, MSN, and the little guys (Ask, Mahalo, Wikia, etc.) Yahoo top management knew this in 2006 but couldn't catch up.

    If Microsoft has some great idea, it's probably on the ad side, not the search side. They control a browser, so they can put in something intrusive if they want.

  50. Project Management 101 by byronne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "So, if you combine their work and our work, the speed at which you can innovate and get things done is just dramatically more rapid."
    I'm really, really surprised to hear Gates say something like this. It's been my experience that the more resources you throw at a project, the less efficient and the more bogged down it becomes. I would have expected Gates to have found this to be empirically untrue, especially given the vast number of bloated & overdue projects Microsoft has had to deal with in the past.
    Unless there's some feature in Project 2008 that I'm missing.

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    1. Re:Project Management 101 by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      Christ on a crutch.... I was a part of a company that got bought by another. Much the same rhetoric on the upper management level, but at the middle management level the infighting was unbelievable. Our new boss literally walked through the engineering department, in one door and out the other - maybe spent a total of 2 minutes, and then produced a memo that we called [companynick]sucks memo. It was 4 pages of why we were completely incompenent, incapable of meeting their standards, unable to cooperate, and so on. Needless to say, within 2 years *every single engineer* quit and went elsewhere. Our branch was soon shut down. Lest it be said this was unique, the parent company also bought/merged with 4 other firms; within 3 years every one of those was shuttered - after the parent company's upper management stripped everything of value for their personal use from them.

      Honestly, there is no way this will work. There are too many egos involved and the middle level managers will never go for this.

    2. Re:Project Management 101 by NotZed · · Score: 1

      It's just more lies, just trying to justify the coming mess to shareholders. I mean that statement is so obviously complete and utter rubbish, and everyone with 1/2 a brain and a bit of experience knows it is. And he's has plenty of both. So he knows he's lying as well.

      Buying Yahoo is more about getting rid of competitors. With no Yahoo MS only has 1 large competitor left. And if they can't buy it, they'll just (try to) destroy it with more FUD and lies. A few users will be a nice benefit, but nothing more. They will scuttle any competing tech (search, mail, e-commerce, chat) and mess up all of the non-MS based stuff left. They will not be able to retain much of the engineering talent he's talking about.

      It is not a technology or customer acquisition, it is just another anti-competitive move. As such it is unlikely the eu regulators will approve it anyway, although the us one seem to be in their pay. MS advance the argument that it provides a bigger competitor to google, but nobody should buy that - anti-competitive laws are there to protect consumers and every company, not just ms's ability to compete.

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  51. It's the Accent! He means ENERVATE! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Bingo!

    He's been perfectly clear all along, and for 20 years magazine writers have misunderstood him.

    Damn - now we have the right word, the man comes across as focused!

    results for: enervate

    Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
    enervate
    -verb (used with object)
    1. to deprive of force or strength; destroy the vigor of; weaken.

    --Synonyms 1. enfeeble, debilitate, sap, exhaust.

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  52. Re:Brute force and ignorance - Yawho? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    Buy the time a new search engine is ready no one will remember yahoo brand.

    At which time "Yahoo!" would be renamed "Yawho?" (or would that be "Yawhom?").

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  53. Yet Another Cook Will Make The Sauce Just Right... by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    So, Bill, what you're telling us is that you don't have enough cooks yet. You need yet another cook in the kitchen. Funny but I expect this will only drag down Yahoo to your level. You will have design by committees. You will have company infighting. Fools. This will not help them.

  54. Simple economics. by poormanjoe · · Score: 1

    M$ doesn't need Yahoo. They want Yahoo.

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  55. AT&T DSL? by edmicman · · Score: 1

    Would we then get AT&T Microsoft DSL? That would only run on Windows with IE?

  56. Re:Brute force and ignorance - Yawho? by tristian_was_here · · Score: 0

    At which time "Yahoo!" would be renamed "Yawho?" (or would that be "Yawhom?"). More like "Yahoo Live"
  57. Donald Rumsfeld finds new job as English teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We have a strategy for competing in the search space that Google dominates today, that we'll pursue that we had before we made the Yahoo offer, and that we can pursue without that."
    Just goes to show, you can't keep a bad man down!
  58. **cough** bullshit **cough** by SpinyNorman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure Microsoft is more interested in buying the customer/client base, both for Yahoo!'s web properties as well as advertising services, as well as eliminating a competitor in these areas so they can concentrate the fight on Google.

    There may be some search expertise in Yahoo they can use, but really I doubt Microsoft is lacking in software talent, and I'm sure Microsoft research is more than up to the task of providing any necessary technology. The reason Microsoft is falling behind Google is surely because they are not so nimble (although I wonder how long Google can keep it up, if indeed they still are, given their crazy growth rate). Microsoft have become a giant slow moving behemoth, and apparently have horrible software management practices. The years of delay and scaled back feature set of Vista says it all. Adding masses more Yahoo! software engineers and managers to the mix is not the solution. Microsoft need to totally rethink the way they manage software projects - cut the burocracy and layers of management and inter-team back biting and get back to start-up type get-it-done environment.

    IMO, the spin that this is about aquiring great technology is presumably because that sounds better than saying they're trying to remove a competitor and remove user choice - FORCINC people to become Microsoft customers.

  59. Re:Brute force and ignorance - Yawho? by Toonol · · Score: 1

    At which time "Yahoo!" would be renamed "Yawho?" (or would that be "Yawhom?").

    Depends on whether it's the subject or the object.

    "Yawho is a search engine?
    "He tried to search Yawhom?"

  60. puh-lease Re:Brute force and ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't get to be a global monopoly by making business decisions "because you can"...

    M$ wants to cut off Google's oxygen supply -- paid search. If you view this deal through that lens it makes perfect sense.

    Will Google be the first company in history to survive a microsoft attack? Maybe.

  61. Buzzword Bingo by davidwr · · Score: 1

    "strategy ... competing ... dominates ... pursue ... breakthrough ... accelerate ... exciting ... combine ... speed ... innovate ... dramatically ... rapid ... people ... join ... create ... better ... search ... portal ... customers ... vision ... great ..." BINGO!
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  62. Re:It's the ad technology, not the search technolo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How it happened. It's really all about the search volume.

    1) Google innovated a better search experience
    2) They used that to "leverage" AOL to take their Ads as well (forcing out Overture/Goto).
    3) They used the revenue to buy additional search volume (including Yahoo's... if you remember).
    4) The additional search volume generates additional revenue GOTO 3.

    Frankly I suspect Microsoft's desire is to consolidate the remaining unpurchased search volume.

    Yahoo's attempted to play catch up by upgrading the revenue optimization, but quite frankly,
    this has failed as I predicted at the time - the optimization means little if you dont have
    eyeballs or advertisers.

    Revenue == Eyeballs x ClickThruRate x PPC

    Google's revenue-based ordering is designed to improved CTR - not Eyeballs or PPC.
    Eyeballs is increased by increasing places where you own the search box, and
    PPC is increased by increasing Advertisers (which is a function of Eyeballs as it turns
    out - advertisers go where its efficient to advertise). CTR is increased by good, relevant
    ads on a serach (which is where Google scored better than GoTo/Overture).

  63. The noive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gates lost me as soon as he said "innovate". He's like a hot air corn popper, spewing buzzwords.

  64. I'm relieved! I thought MSFT needed Yoohoo! by bball99 · · Score: 1

    - thank heavens!

    - the thought of drinking that delicious chocolate concoction would have been forever ruined.

  65. Killing two birds with one stone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By buying out Yahoo, M$ is buying their way into second place and they also get the engineers that will stay with them at the same salaries Yahoo was paying them. They also get all Yahoo code.

    Yes it would be cheaper to entice the engineers to move over to M$, but then they still would have to work on the coding that M$ has and avoid putting any code Yahoo owns in it. They would still be behind both Google and Yahoo and would actually have to work to raise their market share.

    Buying out Yahoo increases their market share, provides them with good engineers (at least the ones that stay), and they get to use good code.

  66. Shitrods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shitgrains.

    Shit fur long.

    etc...

  67. Money and Share by hhawk · · Score: 1

    I think that is such a false statement.

    Clearly they want Yahoo's income stream so they can claim a higher % of revenue from "the net"

    They also want the customers in part because of Web 2.0 social networking, they think they can earn more from having more users... my guess is hotmail + yahoo mail must equal a good % of all internet users, even assuming some users have more than one account...

    Forgetting that Microsoft tried to kill the Internet w/ the Windows 95 product (before it was released; by the time of it's release it was a pro internet product), what Microsoft products in the 1st or Nth version are actually innovative?

    They have had a cell phone platform for years (Windows Mobile) so why is the iPhone so much better? Generating so much excitement? IF they are truly the market leader in innovation and have had a long head start, why isn't their phone product better?

    They don't build great products, they build products that can sell well, and with which they can lock-in users.

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  68. Blah-blah, suits talking. Where's the straight Q? by ceeam · · Score: 1

    Simple question for Billy: if you do buy Yahoo, are you going to continue using its technology platform, like FreeBSDs etc, or are you gonna kill all that and try to replace it with your stuff? How much Yahoo's value are you ready to burn in the process?

  69. Faster innovation? by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    From the summary, "So, if you combine their work and our work, the speed at which you can innovate and get things done is just dramatically more rapid

    Isn't the first rule of project management that, beyond a certain point, this doesn't work? Throwing more people on a project just makes it harder to coordinate and convolutes the process (see Vista). I mean, it's not like MS or Yahoo is hurting for resources or personnel, are they really going to get leaner and faster by merging?

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  70. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it seems very likely that yahoo would take legal action against those engineers So what? MS has the money to legally 'protect' them until the next century.
  71. Balmer's old quote: by rlglende · · Score: 1


    Something to the effect that having the 2nd and 3rd competitors to MicroSoft merge was equivalent to tying their legs together in a race. In the old days, MS loved to have its competitors merge, as it guaranteed they could never win.

    Very few mergers of any kind work out well: corporate cultures have much stronger effects than anyone imagines.

    Has MS 'won' in any of its acquisitions, in any way but having eliminated competition?

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  72. Re:Why not save $40 billion then? PATHETIC... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    This just goes to show the world how PATHETIC and UNIMAGINATIVE msoft really is. BILLIONS of dollars, and they can't HIRE or entice internal imagination? That ALONE should send their stock or market cap tumbling 1000%.

    NO investors should have pity on a company that is SOOO desperate as this one. Innovation my ass.

    So, WHEN is ENOUGH ENOUGH, gates?

    A true measure of a company's worthiness is not by what it can amass through acquisition, corruption, and corporate slaying, but by what it can create and grow via ingenuity.

    Maybe it IS time for ms to perish, make room for others to breathe and then expand without the fear of an msoft around.

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  73. I've never actually typed this before but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...ROTFLMAO!

  74. Re:Brute force and ignorance.. Meta, peta, hepta.. by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Yeh, we wouldn't want to end up (hint hint) with shitty systems called:

    - PetaShit
    - MetaShit
    - HeptShit
    - CentiShit

    Talk about adopting shitty core values...

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  75. Microsoft cant do anything right. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    MS is constantly trying to copycat, rather than innovate.

    They better learn soon, that we dont want microsoft products that are just bought out products from other companies...

    They better learn that we dont want iPod clones.... we want new ideas, better software, more freedom...

    We dont want google clones from microsoft.... We dont want an MS owned Yahoo. Yahoo is just fine as is...

    So what will you do Microsoft? Will you continue to buy properties rather than create them? Will you continue this silly fat cat mentality where you chase innovative mice with wads of cash, or will you finally do you're own thing as a company?

    We know there are talented coders at MS... How about we let them do their thing. Let these guys innovate rather than copy others.

    We dont need MS Live. We Dont need Passport... You failed. Focus on the OS, focus on the software... Rethink and reinvent yourself... because you look like a company with no clue, incapable of doing anything other than failing miserably at everything as of late.

    Hell you cant even code a f'n quality media player or graphics viewer. Vista is a mess... Everyone avoids MSNBC, LIVE, MSN...

    Get this... Your control schemes are not appealing and we're not biting. Switch it up, appeal to people and stop trying to screw the users.

  76. Yay! by Imperial+B · · Score: 1

    Google's biggest competitors likely to exhaust themselves in this protracted battle. Wonder who the winner is? Now, if just Google sticks to that Orwelian "Do No Evil" slogan for ever then we're good.

  77. Yahoo! Japan and Alibaba is the real reason ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The underlining deal is the Yahoo assets in Asian, namely Yahoo! Japan and Alibaba in China. Microsoft cannot grow anymore with its software products since they already have the largest share of the market in the United States and Europe. Google has the competitive edge in the online market so Microsoft can only compete here in the western world, but the can't dominate online.

    Yahoo! Japan and Alibaba is a goldmine opportunity to online markets in Asia and by default deployment of more Microsoft products and services. Remember there are 1.5 billion people in China. With the rapid growth of the Chinese economy it's going to be a bonanza for whoever grabs the lion's share of the online marketplace.

  78. Translation by devjj · · Score: 1

    Translation: "Please don't quit."

  79. Re:Or why not... Microyoogle by OxFF52 · · Score: 1

    So some day we'll all be working for Microyoogle?

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  80. Advocating Open Source? by yoda-dono · · Score: 1

    So, is it just me or does it sound strangely like Bill Gates is saying that a large pool of talented people working together makes a better product, faster... sort of like a certain software approach we all love...

  81. Not even there... by imric · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates learned every dirty trick he knows from IBM - though he was a precocious student, and learned fast.

    The thing is, while BG may have learned everything he knows from IBM, IBM didn't teach BG everything IBM knows!

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  82. Huh? by mark72005 · · Score: 1

    Since when has MS ever done any "breakthrough engineering"?

  83. Quick summary by KodeWizard · · Score: 2, Funny

    For those who don't want to RTFA, here is the gist: The richest man on the Earth said: I want more money!

  84. Re:Imagine using MS software to do Your web search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hi, I am Clippy, Your personal search assistent. It looks like You are looking for porn, would You like a hand?"

    " No thanks Clippy, I'll use my own hand..."

  85. Re:Brute force and ignorance.. Meta, peta, hepta.. by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget GigaShit,which was also the internal name for Vista,and the reason they are looking to buy Yahoo now. :)

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  86. Re:**cough** bullshit **cough** by WarlockD · · Score: 1

    I am kind of interested to see what Microsoft will do if they do buy them out. All the 'technology' that Yahoo has is on close to 20,000+ servers, most of witch running copy's of RedHat and FreeBSD. Are going to change ALL the systems to a copy of 2008 or look like an idiot that their OS can't keep up?

    Really reminds me of when 3dfx, flush with cash, bought out STB. Having no experience in the OEM market, then losing all its STB oem clients and running both company's to the ground with reorganizations. We can only hope:P

  87. Another way to put it by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Remember how in the Empire Strikes Back the Millennium Falcon managed to get two Star Destroyers to collide?

    Remember how much faster the "merged" ships were then able to go after the Falcon? After all they had one ship and two sets of engines (pointing the opposite way from each other even).

    Yeah, it's kind of like that.

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  88. Ballmer is Google obsessed by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Informative
    Vista cost $5bn, Yahoo could cost $40+bn. That has to say something about where MS's current management priorities lie. They are Google obsessed.

    If you're competition focussed, and not customer focussed, then don't expect your business to grow. MS has a lot of momentum, so it won't die overnight.

    They've puled the Vista SP1 and that's not getting much of Ballmer's energy. Nope he's off buying Danger and trying for Yahoo to try make a fight with Google.

    Google must be pissing themselves. Both Yahoo and MS are sinking in service space and there is no reason to think that they will be more productive together than as they currently are, while Google is growing.

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  89. More lies by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates has never said anything but a lie in his life.

    Microsoft does not sell software - it sells lies.

    Nothing to see here, move along.

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  90. Translation 2 by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    We're sinking and Yahoo is sinking. If we get together we can sing uplifting songs while we sink together.

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  91. Ignorance vs Brillance by killmofasta · · Score: 1

    You miss the quite obivious brilliance ( Mod Parent +1 ):

    If they ported Vista to the XBox 360, and made it exclusive...

  92. This is what you get... by SuurMyy · · Score: 1

    ...when you got a shitload of geeks writing to a discussion board..

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  93. Yahoo Not FreeBSD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless they are running it on all those Sun boxes.

  94. Steve Ballmer by sentientbrendan · · Score: 1

    to me, this Yahoo Microsoft deal just says how bad Steve Ballmer's judgment has been as CEO of Microsoft.

    First he let Vista development get out of hand, which would have resulted in his ouster at some companies, and now this. From what I hear, his main contribution to Microsoft has been longer meetings.

    The truth is that Bill Gates was a much better CEO in terms of business strategy. Some people are still *angry* about some of those business strategies, but there's no denying that they *worked*.

    I've got to think that Bill Gates is merely toeing the company line at this point, acting like the Microsoft Yahoo merger will be successful. My guess is Bill isn't in a position to change Microsoft policy anymore.

    I'm hoping that at some point the Microsoft board will throw out Ballmer. My sense is that he's surrounded by yes men, who won't tell him how stupid these ideas are, so it might even be a good idea to bring in an outsider at this point to run Microsoft.

    What shareholders would really like to see is more effort on Microsoft's bread and butter, Windows and Office, which accounts for almost all of Microsoft's profit. A CEO who lets the core business fall apart while focusing on a futile effort to expand into a market that's already been taken over by Google should not be left in charge of the company.

  95. Not gonna do it by slapout · · Score: 1

    One of the richest companies in the world can't build their own system to compete with Google. And they think buying one of Google's competitors (whom Google is beating) is going to help?

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  96. 2 Loosers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 Loosers getting together does not make a winner! Maybe able to give a good fight if the 2 cultures didnt differ so drastically!!!

  97. Sweet Talk by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

    Bigger monopolies do not contribute to innovation. Bill is just saying what is required to get the merger approved by the government. It must "benefit the consumer".

    If bigger monopolies innovated faster, then Microsoft would be in the stratosphere. yet they're in an abyss.

    To say Yahoo has a lot of great engineers must be very humbling to yahoo, but *drum roll* so does microsoft. I am guessing they have them cuffed to radiators.

  98. Not true by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    After that, they hit hard on designing good algorithms, and hired the mathematical talent to do

    That's simply false, the PageRank idea and implementation came first, it was always there, and was developed by Page and Brin before they "hired the mathematical talent" to develop it and in fact even before Google was Google. It was the very starting point of it all. The single-biggest attraction point of Google was the relevancy of its search results. I know, I remember those days of sifting through pages and pages of arb e.g. AltaVista results, and what a difference it was when Google came along. From Wikipedia:

    "PageRank was developed at Stanford University by Larry Page (hence the name Page-Rank[3]) and later Sergey Brin as part of a research project about a new kind of search engine. The project started in 1995 and led to a functional prototype, named Google, in 1998. Shortly after, Page and Brin founded Google Inc."

  99. That school of thought flawed when it comes to IT by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I am example of that. Whenever I am left to do my work I get as much done as I possibly humanly can. Then they assign a new person from a low cost location (hello there chaps in Mumbai) and management believes that will increase productivity.

    What happens in reality is that I have to spend most of the time explaining to people how to do things, thus I actually don't have time to do the stuff myself. We get less things done. And when the chaps in low cost locations get good enough to do things on their own, they leave for a company that actually pays them better (they may move where I live: welcome to the UK!).

    My firm fails to see that by paying the correct salary to another person they would avoid the eternal retraining of new people, and there would eventually be an increase of productivity (because the new, properly remunerated hiree would not feel such an strong urge to change jobs).

    You will never convince the peanut counters and some CEOs and Chief Software Architects that IT work is not like building walls or trinkets.

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  100. I stopped using HotMail for that reason exactly by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    If they would try the same I would leave immediately.

    If they want to blkanize the Web that is fine by me, I just simply would move the other side of their border....

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  101. Google and Microsoft have too much information by johnsie · · Score: 0

    Microsoft owns most of Facebook and Hotmail. If they had Yahoo E-mail as well then they would have far too much personal informations about people. I dont like it that companies like Google and Microssoft can just buy out the internet and I dont think it's good that any company should have access to that amount of personal information.

  102. algorithms by conureman · · Score: 1

    I haven't tried YAHOO! for a search since Google came out, but IIRC YAHOO! nearly always returned mostly irrelevant leads for me. Google has nearly always had a hit near or on top of the first page, first try for me. (Botanical research mostly, YMMV.) Bill is welcome to have it, IMO, It goes well with the feature creature that is Windows.

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