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  1. Re:easy. on Ask Slashdot: How to Pimp My Android Tablet? · · Score: 1

    Yo dawg, I heard you like tablets, so I put a tablet in your tablet so you can tablet while you tablet.

  2. Re:I've used Wifi Analizer on Ask Slashdot: Dealing With an Advanced Wi-Fi Leech? · · Score: 1

    My guess is that this individual is conducting illegal activities through yours and your neighbor's connections, so you or your neighbors may get a visit from law enforcement pretty soon.

    Which leads to the question, what would they say to the authorities if they show up? Johnny Q Law isn't going to buy some half-baked story about an invisible hacker when they have access logs showing illicit activity from their IP address.

  3. Re:Awesome on Driver Trapped In Speeding Car At 125 Mph · · Score: 5, Funny

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Because they deserve a fair shake.

  4. Re:Interesting, but ... on Paleontologist Jack Horner Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    Also, not one mention of the Hot Grits extinction theory.

  5. Re:Lemmings on HR Departments Tell Equifax Your Entire Salary History · · Score: 1

    A principled stand isn't acceptable legal tender at any bank, grocery store, or landlord I've ever heard of.

  6. Ideal challenge? on Interviews: Ask James Randi About Investigating the Truth · · Score: 1

    Who would you most like to see take the paranormal challenge that hasn't done so already?

  7. Plum on Interviews: Ask What You Will of Paleontologist Jack Horner · · Score: 1, Funny

    How did pulling out a plum lead you to conclude that you were a good boy?

  8. Re:Conversation derailed on US Near Bottom In Life Expectancy In Developed World · · Score: 1

    The Swiss gun issue is entirely different than the US. Just about every Swiss household has a gun, however it is a government-issued weapon for military service. Not only is it locked up at all times, there is also a lot of training and oversight that goes with it. By contrast, anybody with a valid id and money in their pocket can get a gun of some kind in the US without difficulty.

  9. Re:Why is this creepy? on Disney Wants To Track You With RFID · · Score: 1

    Interestingly enough, a growing number of their employees are interns on the college program. They actually pay for the privilege of a menial wage job with crazy hours. Subtract the Disney name and pixie dust, any self-respecting college kid would tell you to pound sand if you told them that they could pay for privilege of flipping burgers or hawking merchandise for bargain basement wages.

  10. Re:Shitfest of Kuro5hin on Rusty Foster Isn't Dead · · Score: 2

    They already released The Hobbit.

  11. Andy!!!! on Facebook Lands Drunk Driving Teen In Jail · · Score: 1

    You GOONIE!

  12. Re:Turing test on Researchers Create Vomiting Robot To Analyze Contagions · · Score: 1

    ::begin subroutine:: If you wanna be cool and bang chicks like us, you gotta prove you're no homo by holding the cock of the guy in front of you and parading around campus. Sigma ruleZ!!!!!

  13. Re:all im saying is on Africa's Coming Cyber-Crime Epidemic · · Score: 1

    Kirk Cameroon?

  14. Re:Diminishing returns on Adam Lanza Destroyed His Computer Before Rampage · · Score: 1

    Those homicides are the reason we have security gaurds with guns at the entrances to Banks and not elementry schools.

    Aside from an armed courier making cash drops, I've never seen armed guards at any of the US banks I've been in. Bank personnel are trained not to resist robbers, just cooperate and get them out of there quickly.

  15. Re:Acronym usage on Providers of Free MOOCs Now Charge Employers For Access To Student Data · · Score: 1

    I thought a MOOC was the guy who hung out with Thundarr the Barbarian.

  16. Re:Working at 14 on Nintendo Investigating Underage Workers At Foxconn · · Score: 1

    Praise the Ford and pass the soma!

  17. Re:WTF. on CmdrTaco Looks Back on Fifteen Years of Slashdot · · Score: 1

    Because you touch yourself at night.

  18. Re:Shocking to watch live on A Suicide Goes Viral On the Internet · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Filter song "Hey Man, Nice Shot" was written about that incident.

  19. Re:Shocking to watch live on A Suicide Goes Viral On the Internet · · Score: 1

    Was R Budd Dwyer the other one?

  20. Re:Oh boy! on Radioactive Tool Goes Missing In Texas · · Score: 1

    As recently as 2007, David Hahn was up to old tricks and it's literally written on his face if you see the mugshot.

  21. Re:Why do phone companies overcharge for data? on Wrong Number: Why Phone Companies Overcharge For Data · · Score: 1

    Probably because of the peanut butter they smeared on there.

  22. Re:How does the water bear survive in space? on How Does the Tiny Waterbear Survive In Outer Space? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Occam, guys, Occam

    Mod +1 for random reference to The Critic.

  23. Re:Showers on Taking Telecommuting To the Next Level - the RV · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When you park, place a small inflatable pool on the ground where the wheels will go. When the wheels are in the middle of the pool, inflate and fill with water.

    That might take care of the fire ants, but now you've got a prime mosquito breeding ground surrounding your camper.

  24. Re:Bad luck, Buzz. on Astronaut Neil Armstrong Has Died · · Score: 3, Funny

    Michael Collins would chime in also, but he's busy circling the block.

  25. Re:If you have to ask... on Are 12-16 Hour Workdays Productive? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your company is very lucky, those guys from the 1990's don't mind being paid solely in slap bracelets and Milli Vanilli records.

    The downside is that he never shuts up about that new OS/2.