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  1. Re:Hide your wives and daughters on Ecuador Grants Asylum To Julian Assange · · Score: 0

    Mod +1 Run & tell that, homeboy.

  2. Re:Deathworld on Sci-fi Author Harry Harrison Dies at 87 · · Score: 1

    Oh and Peter Pan will likely never be in the public domain...

    On Barrie's death, Great Ormand Street Hospital (a London childrens hospital) was given the copyright in perpetuity.

  3. Re:Why do the Beeb bother with IP geolocation? on US Viewers Using Proxies To Watch BBC Olympic Coverage · · Score: 1

    Before they went with IP location, they experimented with a challenge/response system to verify UK citizenship:

    Which number Elizabeth are we up to now?

    What do you call potatoes that are thinly sliced, fried, and sold in foil bags?

    Translate this sentence into cockney: "hello friend, I have a stomachache"

  4. Re:Which book would you memorize before it's torch on Ray Bradbury Has Died · · Score: 2

    Given the limits and frailties of the human memory, he could have written a follow-up about the mangled misremembered books:

    A Tale of Two Cities - Christopher Dickins look at Minneapolis and st Paul.

    Moby Dick - Herman Mullers classic tale of Captain Arabs search for the perfect tuna salad sandwich.

    Macbeth - The story of the first girl to own an Apple Macintosh.

  5. Re:Whaaaa???? on General Motors: "Facebook Ads Aren't Worth It" · · Score: 1

    Matlock? I didn't think they were marketing to kids? Zoetropes and vaudeville are where the marketing shillings should go.

  6. Re:American Culture on Mad Cow Disease Confirmed In California · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's definitely telling... telling that you didn't see the disclaimer on the bottom of the Google News page:

    The selection and placement of stories on this page were determined automatically by a computer program.

  7. I'm gonna report this on Full-Body Scans Rolled Out At All Australian International Airports · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna report this to me member of parliament.

    HEY GUS!

  8. Now we'll know... on 1st Video of Moon's Far Side · · Score: 2

    Now we'll know exactly when to start the Wizard of Oz.

  9. Re:Are his customers happy? on 'Alternative Medicine' Clinic Attempts To Silence Critics · · Score: 2

    Bilking people out of their savings because they're terrified that they're going to die is pretty fucking low.

    Their money is forfeit any way you look at it. The insurance company will almost certainly clean them out if this guy doesn't.

  10. Re:Well on Police Encrypt Radios To Tune Out Public · · Score: 1

    That's why the Nextels are popular amongst the cops.

  11. Re:Well... on Diaspora Co-founder Dies At 22 · · Score: 2

    Paradoxically, some depressives seem like they're improving just before they commit suicide. Deciding on and planning out the deed, knowing that the end to their suffering is at hand can make them seem happier. This adds to the "out of the blue" perception.

  12. He... on No Charges For Child-Whipping Judge Caught On YouTube · · Score: 1

    He done goofed.

  13. Re:They're impossible to fire on Federal Contractors Are $600 Screwdrivers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unless you're a rockstar, compensation is usually a "take it or leave it" proposition. Especially so in an economy where people are desperate for jobs and will take anything to put food on the table.

  14. Re:You think the housing collapse was bad on US Student Loans Exceed $1 Trillion · · Score: 1

    Remember: If a company does it, its a smart business decision. If an individual does it, they're thieving scum.

  15. Re:You think the housing collapse was bad on US Student Loans Exceed $1 Trillion · · Score: 1

    This is true. If you didn't go to college you'd be doomed to a dreary blue collar existence as depicted on Roseanne.

    That said, The time seems to be growing short for the luxury of having a job in an air conditioned office where you get paid for pushing buttons and making phone calls.

  16. Re:Many reasons why this was not detected. on UBS: Our Risk Systems Did Detect $2bn Rogue Trader · · Score: 1

    I used to work on a NASDAQ trading floor

    A difficult job, considering NASDAQ is an all-electronic exchange.....

  17. Re:Why the big bag-o-cash needed? on Help Liberate the Debian Administrator's Handbook · · Score: 1

    so it is stylistically consistent, uses proper grammar and the content is correct

    In other words, Slashdot editors need not apply?

  18. Re:Leno? More likely some reality show on World's Oldest Running Car Up For Sale · · Score: 4, Funny

    This car was featured in the popular zoetrope: "Pimpeth Thine Horseless Carriage".

  19. Re:Something the academic forgot on Designer Creates "Euthanasia Roller Coaster" · · Score: 1

    On what?

  20. Re:Why does this remind me of the Heathkit story? on Is There a Hearing Aid Price Bubble? · · Score: 1

    Now that CmdrTaco has retired, it's Matlock and stamp collecting posts from now on.

  21. Re:Amazing! How...? on Newly Digitized Film Shows Ed Catmull's 3D Graphics From 1972 · · Score: 1

    I didn't think any computer back in 1972 had any kind of graphics capability outside of ASCII art.

  22. Re:Karma's a bitch on Publicly Shaming Laptop Thieves Catches Bystanders in the Crossfire · · Score: 1

    "Crackhead" is such a harsh word. I prefer "processed cocaine enthusiast".

  23. Shimomura & Markoff on Ask Kevin Mitnick · · Score: 1

    Did you ever make peace with Tsutomu Shimomura and/or John Markoff?

  24. Re:So what if on DHS Tries To Hide Mobile Scanner Details · · Score: 1

    "no matter what promises you make on the campaign trail - blah, blah, blah - when you win, you go into this smoky room with the twelve industrialist, capitalist scumfucks that got you in there, and this little screen comes down... and it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before, which looks suspiciously off the grassy knoll.... And then the screen comes up, the lights come on, and they say to the new president, 'Any questions?'"

    - Bill Hicks

  25. Re:TBO.com? on Accused Teen Bomber Finds FBI Surveillance Team's Wireless Network · · Score: 1

    Fun fact: samzenpus is really Junis, editing slashdot from his sweet Linux-running Amiga in Afghanistan.