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Driver Trapped In Speeding Car At 125 Mph

Hugh Pickens writes writes "The Guardian reports that Frank Lecerf was driving his Renault Laguna in Northern France when the car's speed jammed at 60mph. Then each time he tried to brake, the car accelerated, eventually reaching 125mph and sticking there. While uncontrollably speeding through the fast lane as other cars swerved out of his way, he managed to call emergency services who immediately dispatched a platoon of police cars. Realizing Lecerf had no choice but to keep racing along until his fuel ran out, they escorted him at high speed across almost 125 miles of French motorway, past Calais and Dunkirk, and over the Belgian border. After about an hour, Lecerf's tank spluttered empty and he managed to swerve into a ditch in Alveringem in Belgium, about 125 miles from his home. 'My life flashed before me,' says Lecerf. 'I just wanted it to stop.' His lawyer says Lecerf will file a legal complaint over 'endangerment of a person's life.'"

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  1. Awesome by Laxori666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Glad nobody got hurt.

    1. Re:Awesome by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

      The man had to visit BELGIUM.

      And yet, you claim that no one was hurt!

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    2. Re:Awesome by amicusNYCL · · Score: 5, Informative

      The article says that while he was unhurt, he did suffer two epileptic seizures. Imagine going through that, twice, at 125mph.

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    3. Re:Awesome by Darfeld · · Score: 5, Funny

      The man should sell his story to Hoolywood. They might had some explosion there and then, but whatever...

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    4. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here in Denver the man wouldn't have had a chance. The drivers doing 5 to 10 mph under the speed limit in all lanes wouldn't know to get out of the way.

    5. Re:Awesome by sarysa · · Score: 1

      That would be Awesome

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    6. Re:Awesome by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0

      Again, he'll have a hard time pinning those seizures on Renault, and not a result of BELGIUM.

      His lawyers outta' kick Brussels, right in its EuroZone.

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    7. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno man I hear the BELGIUMNITES make a heck of a French Fry.

    8. Re:Awesome by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's how they fritter away their time...

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    9. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd buy a ticket to see that, as long as Michael Bay directs, and Shia LeBoeuf plays the lead.

    10. Re:Awesome by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can't say that here!!! This isn't a Serious Screenplay!

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    11. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if 'endangerment of a person's life' is a crime then every car driver who ever overtook a cyclist is liable. Including the author.

    12. Re:Awesome by bipbop · · Score: 5, Informative

      Note that seizures range from symptoms as minor as deja vu or a brief lapse in awareness (that you might not even know you had) to full-body thrashing and flailing with the potential for both physical and mental injury.

      The article doesn't specify what he went through. My guess is that it was toward the middle of the spectrum: too small, and he might not have even been aware he had a seizure; too large, and he probably wouldn't have survived the ordeal.

      (Other people have already brought up the possibility that the seizures were responsible for the problem, so I'll leave it at that.)

    13. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds simply awful.

      Unless Samuel L Jackson plays the lead cop and Edie McClurg the car's voice which gets higher the faster it goes.

      Then, hell yes!

    14. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans LOVE watching high speed police chases.

    15. Re:Awesome by Threni · · Score: 1

      Nice defence - I'll have to try that one.

    16. Re:Awesome by dov_0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just wondering why he didn't just put the car in neutral and then use the handbrake to control his decelleration? Seriously some people should never be allowed to get behind the wheel...

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    17. Re:Awesome by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The article says that while he was unhurt, he did suffer two epileptic seizures.

      So, why does France issue Driver's Licenses to people subject to epileptic seizures?

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    18. Re:Awesome by hduff · · Score: 1

      The man should sell his story to Hoolywood. They might had some explosion there and then, but whatever...

      Somehow, I see Sandra Bullock as the driver.

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    19. Re:Awesome by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2

      Harry: It's a fairytale town, isn't it? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing?

    20. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the engine would jump through his hood and the brakes would catch on fire.

    21. Re:Awesome by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      two seizures? like those two times he went for the brake and missed?

    22. Re:Awesome by JoelKatz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So what? Driving at 125 miles per hour could have killed him -- worrying about the engine or the brakes is idiotic. And the brakes won't catch fire decelerating you from 125 to 0 just once after the transmission is in neutral. He should have shifted into neutral as soon as he realized he couldn't keep the engine from accelerating the car beyond where he wanted it to be.

    23. Re:Awesome by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Because he is physically disabled and the car was modified according to his disabilities, likely having an automatic gear. But I guess even that would have a neutral gear ... so you have a point.
      I just had switched off the engine.

      A few years ago another frensh made a similar stunt. It was revieled he just made the brake/accelerator problem up.

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    24. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he did suffer two epileptic seizures

      well, there ya go. he may have been aiming for the brake pedal, but obviously hit the gas repeatedly instead.

    25. Re:Awesome by Gription · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I call bullshit...
      125mph maximum speed so he was driving for at least an hour...

      In one hour you can't figure out how to select neutral or at least turn off the key? No way.

    26. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ur not supposed to have a license if you can have seizures that start while awake.

      if he had full seizures he could have lost control of the vehicle
      .
      Also this is definitely a case for a manual transmission.

      The article says that while he was unhurt, he did suffer two epileptic seizures. Imagine going through that, twice, at 125mph.

    27. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said he is subject to epileptic seizures on a regular basis? It could have been hist first time... Seeing the unusual circumstances, that is not impossible.

    28. Re:Awesome by methano · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wonder why on earth, when he finally ran out of gas, did he have to run into a ditch. I tend to agree with Gription. I'm gonna call BS on this story, too.

    29. Re:Awesome by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      yes, this is a very good question, as i've not heard of epileptics being allowed to drive anywhere else.

    30. Re:Awesome by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      i'm pretty sure it wont and they wont.

    31. Re:Awesome by Boltronics · · Score: 1

      Seems like the whole ordeal was about the right length for a movie.

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    32. Re:Awesome by WCLPeter · · Score: 3, Funny

      The man should sell his story to Hoolywood.

      Forget Hollywood, Bollywood is where its at!

      Gun fire, explosions, and the totally implausible "I can't believe no one died and the car is still going" car flips all while the dialogue from the last hour is retold through a deeply moving song and dance number. Its a plucky love story about the rookie cop, who thinks she's plain and boring despite being portrayed by one of the hottest actresses in India, falling in love with the nerdy nice guy who's down on his looks, despite being played by one of the hottest actors in India, who just can't get his car to stop.

      The only thing standing between them and their love, outside of the racing car, are the bumbling bank robbers who think the procession of speeding vehicles quickly gaining on them are actually trying to arrest them. For laughs they'll have the cars speed through a bus terminal and across the decks of cruise ships while continuously cutting to reaction shots of a guy who looks a lot like Dennis Hopper.

    33. Re:Awesome by horza · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not sure about the States, but turning off the key in Europe and you would be worried about triggering the steering lock. Which means you can no longer turn the wheel. If it's a manual then going into neutral would be a no-brainer. In Europe we rarely use neutral in an automatic, it's either drive or park, so in panic mode I can see somebody not wanting to use a control they've never used before. Stupid? Yes. Believable? Just about.

      Phillip.

    34. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder why on earth, when he finally ran out of gas, did he have to run into a ditch. I tend to agree with Gription. I'm gonna call BS on this story, too.

      Because with no gas, no engine. No engine, no power steering. Without power steering it gets very difficult to turn the wheel once forward momentum drops below about 30mph.

    35. Re:Awesome by demonlapin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wrong, bullshit. You can easily steer down to around 5 mph. I did it in my first car, which had broken power steering. Parallel parking was a lot of work, but getting in and out of nose-in is a piece of cake.

    36. Re:Awesome by demonlapin · · Score: 1, Interesting

      He doesn't have a cell phone, doesn't call anyone, and not a single police officer bothers to pull up beside him and yell "Put it in neutral!"? Steering locks in the US only engage when you are in park. Are you telling me that European automatics don't have a steerable neutral? How the hell do you tow something?

    37. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already done, with Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson.

      In real life, the sex was better though.

    38. Re:Awesome by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, they could call it The Car that Couldn't Slow Down...

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    39. Re:Awesome by webmistressrachel · · Score: 2

      You've seen Dhoom, I presume? Mm mmm... Esha Deol. She almost looks like a lesbian goth in the collar and cat-skin!

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    40. Re:Awesome by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In one hour you can't figure out how to select neutral or at least turn off the key? No way.

      From TFA: "...after his Renault Laguna, which is adapted for disabled drivers...A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution."

      Apparently, whatever adaptation was done did not include the ability to put the car into neutral (or that also malfunctioned). If the company couldn't figure out how to stop the car, don't blame the driver.

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    41. Re:Awesome by ChrisSlicks · · Score: 1

      I call BS as well. Yes the ignition might be computer controlled, and yes the automatic transmission might be computer controlled, but the brake pedal will always work and will overpower the engine even if it running full power. There are exceptions of course, such as boiling the name fluid from long brake applications with not enough force.

    42. Re:Awesome by slack_justyb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The transmission is computer controlled. Trying to move it to anything is ignored if it doesn't make sense to the system. In fact that is the key thing, you have a misbehaving computer, however, you have to reason with this crazy machine to get anything to happen, which usually it will tell you, you are the one in the wrong here, hence why a lot of sane sounding things wouldn't work in this case. If the system was completely wonked, there isn't a thing a person could do that this system would respond to, such as turning off or going into a different gear or lack of gear.

      It's like your car is saying, "I'm sorry Dave, I'm too busy pushing the accelerator to process your request to shift into neutral, please try again later."

      Going into neutral with the gas pedal down is going to trigger an ignore signal from the system and thus the request to switch into neutral will not be dispatched to the transmission. Likewise with ignitions, having forward motion in a non-collision situation will have any request to disengage the engine ignored. Heck, some electronic systems won't care. If the car isn't stopped, collision or not, the system may very well ignore any request to disengage the engine.

      The problem is that a lot of these drive by wire systems make a lot of bad assumptions about things and there really isn't a standard guide book on what to make sure does and does not happen, so it varies pretty wildly between systems. Some cars will allow you to switch to neutral, and neutral alone, while the gas pedal is down (never mind that the system is having a fault on requests to accelerate.) Some cars will let you burn through the break pads. The parking brake is always manual, so you'd figure someone would put a kill switch in there. Nope, pulling on the parking brake with the accelerator stuck will just get you some nice brake dust blowing out of your wheels. There are a ton of WTF thinking that goes into some of the programming of these systems.

      Stuck accelerators can be cause by any number of faults, some of those faults are checked, some not. The ones that are checked, can try resets or allow you to stop the car safely. The ones that get missed cause this kind of crap where, no matter what you do, your car is now programmed to go as fast as it can in a forward motion and getting under the hood and pulling the plug to the system for a hard reset is the only solution.

      There is a serious need for someone to come up with logical standard operating procedures for these types of systems. Airplane manufactures do it for their fly by wire systems so that the pilot always stays in control, even when the system would rather beg to differ on the matter. I haven't the foggiest idea on why this kind of thing eludes car makers.

    43. Re:Awesome by slack_justyb · · Score: 1

      For the same reason that each state in the United States, will issue a drivers license to eighty plus year olds.

    44. Re:Awesome by WCLPeter · · Score: 2

      You're kidding right? That's a real thing? I was just trying to be funny.

      Holy fuck, its on Netflix! I know I'm watching on this Valentine's Day!

    45. Re:Awesome by RedHackTea · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Neutral with the accelerator slammed down will destroy the transmission. At 128 MPH, I bet there would be a high chance of fire or maybe even an explosion. Overrevving.
      Turning the engine off usually locks the steering wheel up. This would have been fine assuming that he was on a very long, straight road.

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    46. Re:Awesome by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      I wonder why on earth, when he finally ran out of gas, did he have to run into a ditch. I tend to agree with Gription. I'm gonna call BS on this story, too.

      Ever try to steer a car equipped with power steering, when the engine is off? I have. He's lucky he made it into the ditch.

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    47. Re:Awesome by dwywit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't know about the USA, but in Oz I've never seen anything other than Off/steering lock, then accessories, then on/run, then start. Turning the key from ON to Accessories will not lock the steering. Sometimes the steering won't lock until the key is physically removed from the barrel.

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    48. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never attribute to incompetence that which can easily be explained by the dastardly cunning Belgian tourism industry.

    49. Re:Awesome by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      To get more actors into movie, they could set story on a bus... that just cannot go below 55mph... or something.

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    50. Re:Awesome by Pigeon451 · · Score: 1

      In drive by wire shifting to neutral or any other position doesn't do anything when the electronics that control it malfunction. Dunno about the key, but that might be true also.

    51. Re:Awesome by garyebickford · · Score: 5, Informative

      Airplane manufactures do it for their fly by wire systems so that the pilot always stays in control, even when the system would rather beg to differ on the matter.

      If I recall correctly, this corresponds to somewhat of a philosophic difference between Airbus and Boeing. From what I read a few years ago, Airbus absolutely limits what the pilot can do - he/she can not make the plane do something the computer doesn't approve of. Boeing, assumes the pilot knows best, and allows the pilot to 'override' the system (do things with the controls that seem unwise to the computer). Boeing's POV is that the computer may be wrong, and/or the situation may not be one the computer is ready for.

      I did a bit of Googling 'airbus and boeing philosophy' and found many interesting links. Boeing still insists on classic controls, which require the pilot to act like a pilot instead of automating everything (even though it's automated). And the autopilot automatically disengages as soon as the pilot takes the controls. Airbus philosophy is to automate everything to avoid human error - but slashdotters generally know that computers are only as smart as their programs, and are _never_ as adaptable as their programmers.

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    52. Re:Awesome by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Funny

      *puts on sunglasses*

      Because they deserve a fair shake.

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    53. Re:Awesome by ChrisSlicks · · Score: 1

      I drove my old truck for a week with broken power steering. It was easy while moving, but was a real workout at low speed. Saved time at the gym!

    54. Re:Awesome by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      I am in Canada and know someone who has had many seizures (2 or 3 a year) and he has a license.

    55. Re:Awesome by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      And in Germany they're wondering if the guy moved over when the Porsche or Audi came up behind him at 140 mph.

    56. Re:Awesome by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Ever try to steer a car equipped with power steering, when the engine is off?

      Sure I have. It's easy, until you get down to about 5mph. If you're driving in a straight line (which is likely if you were racing along at 125mph), then you don't even need to steer much. This whole story reeks.

    57. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_(1994_film)

    58. Re:Awesome by ChrisSlicks · · Score: 1

      There's usually an override for the ignition as well such as holding the start/stop for 3 seconds, but in a worst case scenario even that may not respond or more likely the driver doesn't know about it.

    59. Re:Awesome by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > So, why does France issue Driver's Licenses to people subject to epileptic seizures?

      Probably for the same reason many American states do so. (Some states will even issue a driver's license to a person who is legally blind. Indiana, for instance, issued a license to my sister's college roommate. Note that "legally blind" here does not mean absolutely completely blind. There does have to be some vision. But it can be *remarkably* poor -- like, say, 20/400 vision in the good eye and two pupils in the essentially-worthless other eye, for instance. Remarkably, when she moved to Florida after graduation, she was unable to get a driver's license there.)

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    60. Re:Awesome by bbelt16ag · · Score: 1

      Considering this was modified after market, They are gonna get sued out of business. Now that said there needs to be a backup system, wth people dont die enough from doing other stupid things they just gonna let the hardware fail and kill people? It should go into manual period, is pc fails. Third there should be some freaking standards and some training for the drivers. I know how the USA abhorred this idea of training drivers, but it needs to be done. If they dont want to do that then do public transit.

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    61. Re:Awesome by bbelt16ag · · Score: 1

      i take it this is the new fandangly push button stuff they are putting in now?

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    62. Re:Awesome by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Everything in your post is a lie, and the article you linked to is essentially irrelevant to the topic at hand.

      Is it due to ignorance, or simply a poor trolling attempt?

    63. Re:Awesome by craighansen · · Score: 1

      Saving the transmission is secondary to saving the human being at the wheel.

    64. Re:Awesome by craighansen · · Score: 1

      The car was adapted to accomodate his disability so he could operate the basic controls of the car, presumably not including the handbrake.

    65. Re:Awesome by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      I don't think that kind of language is called for, even on the internet.

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    66. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you downshift one gear at a time until you hit neutral. And yes, it would destroy at least the transmission if not the entire engine, but a crash at 125mph would destroy a lot more than that.

      Even just killing the engine would be superior to trying to keep the car from hitting anything going that rate while having seizures.

    67. Re:Awesome by mysidia · · Score: 1

      So, why does France issue Driver's Licenses to people subject to epileptic seizures?

      If that were their policy, there would be no driver's licenses issued, because everyone is subject to the possibility of an epileptic seizure; this can occur as a one time unexpected event, provoked, or unprovoked.

      It would make sense to deny licenses to people who have a condition where they experience recurrent seizures. That falls under medical conditions that may pose a danger on the road.

    68. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cars speed has nothing to do with the engine when in neutral. The engine is literally disconnected from the wheels. All that will happen is the engine will go to redline, and it will sit there safely bouncing off of the rev limiter.

      High id = high dumb, once again.

    69. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most modern cars with a computer controlled engine have a built in rev limiter. Provided that there's nothing mechanically pushing the engine to go faster (like down-shifting it into a lower gear while going fast), it'll just kind of peg and bounce around at a high RPM where the fuel gets automatically cut off. (I know my 10 year old car does this.) By shifting into park or neutral I wouldn't worry about over-revving the engine too much. Downshifting would be another story though.

    70. Re:Awesome by MrNiCeGUi · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm from Europe and in all the cars I've owned or driven, which were mostly manual, turning off the key never engages the steering lock. The steering lock is engaged only when you remove the key.

      That said, the car being a Renault Laguna and presumably a rather recent one it most likely comes with Renault's keycard ignition. Basically the key looks like a fatter credit card, and it goes into a slot. The car starts by pressing a Start button. In that case, the card is blocked inside the slot while the car is in motion, so it can't be removed at all.

    71. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why on earth is this modded +5 Insightful?

    72. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's both terrible and funny at the same time.

    73. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Count me in too.

      That metal bit that goes into the steering column or wherever it goes in that kind of car... the one that connects and disconnects power to the ignition circuit, he couldn't find that? How about the gear lever? Was it a manual? Didn't have a clutch? Also, aren't brakes REQUIRED for safety to be powerful enough to stop the car even under full throttle?

      I'm sure we'll learn the truth before too long.

      Also, why didn't one of the cop cars get right in front of him, and brake? That also would have stopped the car without endangering all the lives they did over the... 125 miles? Really?

      Yeah, it's not April 1st yet, why not save the bullshit stories for that idiotic pseudo-holiday?

    74. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I am SICK of these motherfuckin' Renaults on this motherfuckin' Belgian highway!"

    75. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bullshit...

      125mph maximum speed so he was driving for at least an hour...

      In one hour you can't figure out how to select neutral or at least turn off the key? No way.

      I'm trying to figure that one out too... put it in neutral, the engine of course will immediately race up rpm's, but then turn the engine off, and even with power brakes and stopped engine you'll have some braking power, or use the emergency brake (which isn't 'power' anything), much less with the engine off you'll slowly coast to a stop anyways unless you are on a hill (going down).

      Anyone stupid enough that they can't figure that out, shouldn't be allowed to sue anyone because they obviously don't understand how a car operates.

    76. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not sure what's so special about driving at 125miles/h for an hour.
      writing this while driving in germany.

    77. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neutral with the accelerator slammed down will destroy the transmission. At 128 MPH, I bet there would be a high chance of fire or maybe even an explosion. Overrevving.

      Turning the engine off usually locks the steering wheel up. This would have been fine assuming that he was on a very long, straight road.

      Turning the engine to 'accessory' position (not "off") will cut the engine but leave the steering wheel unlocked in any car I've ever seen.
      Putting it into neutral with the 'pedal to the floor' might trash the transmission, and perhaps given *time* cause fire, but "neutral, turn key to 'accessory' position" within a few seconds probably isn't going to cause fire/explosion - worst case it trashes the transmission a bit, but I'd rather be slowing down and alive with a trashed transmission than trying to drive an hour+ at 128mph... and *then* apparently trashing the car anyways. Maybe its just me, but given the choice between trashing the car and maybe safely stopping now, or spending the next hour+ 'white knuckling' the steering wheel at 128mph and then trashing the car and maybe stopping safely, I think I'd rather choose the first option.

    78. Re:Awesome by Frisson · · Score: 1

      Pretty much all Lagunas are keyless these days, but not sure how that affects the SL.

      It's more likely the hydraulic power steering failed when the engine stoopped and he failed to account for the extra effort required to make the turn.

    79. Re:Awesome by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      No kidding. If not that, then at least sit forward, crank the music, and enjoy the speed (and police escort)!

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    80. Re:Awesome by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      I had a car for about 2 years with broken power steering (AC compressor went out, which was on the same belt as power steering... so I just drove without either). It was quite friendly once I got used to it, but it did take some initial muscling and getting used to. In snow or ice, I was able to much more readily judge road conditions as well. (I regularly drove at highway speeds, and that wasn't a problem, either.)

      I once accidentially stalled out a full size (partially loaded) G30 cargo van on a winding mountain road. Scary as hell, but I was mroe than able to muscle the wheel to stay on the road and then park. Thank God for hydraboost breaks and a low first gear!

      No power steering is not the end of the road, so to speak.

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    81. Re:Awesome by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It's not that difficult unless you're trying to parallel park or otherwise trying to take a sharp turn at low speeds. As speed increases, the amount of effort required to steer also decreases. Something about wheel cant/chamber and the pull of the roadway makes it easier.

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    82. Re:Awesome by TedRiot · · Score: 1

      The car was equipped for disabled drivers, which is skillfully omitted from this story. The controls are not like the ones we are used to. And the driver was also disabled. http://www.inquisitr.com/523747/125-mph-no-brakes-disabled-driver-stuck-in-runaway-car/

    83. Re:Awesome by shitzu · · Score: 1

      The thing is - airplanes are in the air. The cars are not. If an airplane motor dies, it falls from the sky - the car just slows down to a halt. So all we need on these modern computerized cars is a huge red kill switch that deprives its computers and engine of power immediately. Like on an escalator.

    84. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Airbus FBW system is a little bit more complicated than that. It has different "laws" which it enters when it detects a problem or broken sensor that it cannot handle and thus gives the pilot more authority since unlike your biased assumption, Airbus too expects situations that the computer cannot handle or adapt to to occur. Air France 447 is of course an example of how the pilots in that situation failed to earn their money when they were supposed to handle the situation - even though one of them says out loud "alternate law", the least experienced one keeps pulling up so that the aircraft stalls. He was clearly still thinking that the computer would sort it out even though stall protection is one of the protections disabled in alternate law and he should've remembered that.

      Pilots could also easily force the computer out of normal law by switching off the "flight augmentation computer", which can be done with a switch in the overhead panel. However, either because pilots prefer to have the protections in an emergency or because intentionally switching to alternate law is not part of any procedure, they don't do it.

      And finally, both Boeing and Airbus allow the pilot to disable the autopilot at any time but I'm not sure whether you fully understand the difference between FBW and autopilots.

    85. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what rev limiters are for.

    86. Re:Awesome by shitzu · · Score: 1

      You couldn't be more wrong. You can't overrev a modern car, it just doesn't rev over a certain point, especially in neutral. The transmission is not destroyed in neutral. Turning the engine off does not engage steering lock - removing the key does. If the steering lock WAS engaged, straight road would be a deathtrap, because the steering locks at an angle.

      Have you ever driven one?

    87. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      From what I read a few years ago, Airbus absolutely limits what the pilot can do - he/she can not make the plane do something the computer doesn't approve of.

      The pilot can't make any *rash* actions that the computer doesn't approve of, but the pilot can still turn the protections off and after that do anything. I don't think that's ever been necessary, though, apart from the computer automatically giving the pilot more control when the aircraft has been damaged.

      And the autopilot automatically disengages as soon as the pilot takes the controls.

      An autopilot isn't the same thing as computer protection. An autopilot just lets the pilot let go of the controls, and can be mechanical. The A300 that's discussed in that article is so old that it doesn't even have computer protection. If the above situation had happened on an A320, the flight computers would probably have overridden both the pilot and the autopilot, saving the plane. And that generation's primitive autopilots wouldn't be used in modern designs anyway.

      Airbus philosophy is to automate everything to avoid human error - but slashdotters generally know that computers are only as smart as their programs, and are _never_ as adaptable as their programmers.

      But those programs still make less mistakes than pilots.

    88. Re:Awesome by Chrisq · · Score: 2

      To get more actors into movie, they could set story on a bus... that just cannot go below 55mph... or something.

      Except that this time the bus is taking a group of female sexaholics to a treatment centre. As their medication wears off the male bust driver finds he has a whole lot of added distractions while he is trying to drive.

    89. Re:Awesome by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      At least he didn't make it to Zaghreb...

    90. Re:Awesome by hpoul · · Score: 1

      because after an hour of driving you probably want to stop NOW and not in 15 minutes when the car decelerated from 30km/h to zero.. or maybe the road wasn't 100% flat, and either it didn't come to a complete stop or would have gone backward? who knows, certainly not you.. and making it a modified car for a disability, without any mention what kind of disability or what kind the modifications were done to it i wonder how so many people here can be so smart about how the car is actually supposed to work.. i can't even find a photo of the car or the ditch..

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    91. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really do not think his car was automatic... They almost never are in Europe

    92. Re:Awesome by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      So, why does France issue Driver's Licenses to people subject to epileptic seizures?

      How are those people know that they are subject to this? Indeed, in its infinite wisdom, the French lawmakers preferred tio eliminate all items that may trigger such seizures in relatively safe environments.

      I'd rather experience my first seizure in the comfort of my living room playing a video game, than in a car while driving along a tree lined-road with the sun flashing between those trees.

    93. Re:Awesome by Arrepiadd · · Score: 1

      From what I read a few years ago, Airbus absolutely limits what the pilot can do

      Take a look at what happened to AF447 the Airbus that crashed over the Atlantic a few years back. Indeed the standard operating procedure from Airbus limits what the pilot can do. However, when the system detects problems (e.g. faulty speed sensors) it goes into a more permissive mode. In this mode the airplane gives full(er) control to the pilot.
      I won't introduce any spoilers, but a take a look at the account of the end of the flight. Worth a read to know how things work (when they don't) in the cockpit.

    94. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 5% of people will have a seizure, but 60-70% of those will not have a second seizure.

      The UK allows it providing you haven't had any recently and you have to stop driving, inform the DVLA and reapply if you have them again: http://www.epilepsy.org.uk/info/driving/agencies-licence-categories#standards
      I don't know France's rules but I'm assuming they're similar.

      So perhaps this guy either had never had any until this event, or hadn't had any for years?

    95. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most newer US vehicles have the arrangement you describe. Some older vehicles have Accessory, Off, Run, Start.

      Which, while kinda clumsy, still works. Turn the key past off to accessory, and you're good. Steering lock doesn't have a chance to mess you up.

    96. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Renault Laguna uses a brake-by-wire system. He said that the brakes actually made him go faster. Since the computer had a fault and they're going through the computer you can see how it could trigger the wrong output. And in an automatic gearbox Neutral won't necessarily take it out of gear.

      Turning the key might be an option, but if you do that you'll lose all steering (I've tried it in my car on a clear straight road out of curiosity and it engaged the steering lock at 20mph!). That's not something you want to happen at 125mph. Even then the key might only be an input into the faulty computer though rather than directly wired into the power supply.

    97. Re:Awesome by Arrepiadd · · Score: 4, Informative

      He should have shifted into neutral as soon as he realized he couldn't keep the engine from accelerating the car beyond where he wanted it to be.

      One acronym for you: RTFA.

      I'll give you some of the content. Warning, there's some spoilers:
      "Lecerf has filed a legal complaint after his Renault Laguna, which is adapted for disabled drivers, (...) and the brakes failed"
      "A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution."

      So yeah, he should have done all that... and obviously in a one hour run over the highway, with police involved, no one came up with that idea. Why aren't you a French policeman... everything would have been so different!

    98. Re:Awesome by JoelKatz · · Score: 2

      You're assuming all the people involved were rational and calm, the driver follow instructions, and information was accurately relayed. There have been several similar incidents and in all of them, despite lots of people blaming mechanical problems, it was driver error. When I hear hoofprints, I think horses. I'll believe it's a zebra when the real evidence comes in.

      There's a great audio of one such incident with a woman whose brake pedal jammed on the Long Island Expressway. In more than 20 minutes of conversation, it was impossible to get her to shift the car into neutral. When they finally got her to, she said, "the engine is racing!" and put it back into drive. This was while police were trying to make physical contact with her car to slow her down from in front and there was a significant risk of death. Nobody could stop her from worrying that she shouldn't race the engine. You have too much faith in humanity. It is not justified.

    99. Re:Awesome by terjeber · · Score: 0

      The best advice is always to RTFA. If you RTFA you will see that it was a car adapted for handicapped use. It's there at the very top of the article. It was quite possibly fitted with electronic accelerator and break paddles for hand-use or similar. If that breaks, and it probably could, it doesn't matter what he could and could not have done with his break pedal, which was probably removed.

    100. Re:Awesome by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Modern cars have rev limiters (in fact rev limiters have been standard on cars since they had electronic engine management). In my 18 year old car, if I leave it in neutral and floor the accelerator, it won't over-rev, it'll hit the rev limiter and stop at those revs.

    101. Re:Awesome by Alioth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even so, the safety record of Airbus and Boeing is comparable, so the evidence is that both approaches are just as valid.

    102. Re:Awesome by Alioth · · Score: 1

      He's a disabled driver, and the car was adapted. Perhaps he had no way of changing the transmission mode while steering, he might only be able to do that with the vehicle stopped.

    103. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but slashdotters generally know that computers are only as smart as their programs, and are _never_ as adaptable as their programmers

      Slashdotters also generally know that there is PEBKAC (Problem exists between keyboard and chair) aka User.

    104. Re:Awesome by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that for me was the strongest argument against "Man goes for joyride, claims malfunction to get off speeding fine".

      A lorry driver in the UK got prosecuted for claiming he couldn't slow down, without trying the various obvious measures, but this guy either lied about the response to various things suggested by Renault, or was genuinely caught in a nasty situation.

      I am however still confused by the 'ended up in a ditch' bit. Unless he was approaching a blocked junction and just ran out of road.

    105. Re:Awesome by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I suspect the Renault engineer that was on the three-way conference call with him suggested that one.

    106. Re:Awesome by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      I call BS as well. Yes the ignition might be computer controlled, and yes the automatic transmission might be computer controlled, but the brake pedal will always work and will overpower the engine even if it running full power..

      The guy claims that it was his attempts to brake that made the car speed up.

      It's worth noting that he's disabled and the car is specialy modified, I'm not sure it had a brake pedal/

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    107. Re:Awesome by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The article says that while he was unhurt, he did suffer two epileptic seizures.

      So, why does France issue Driver's Licenses to people subject to epileptic seizures?

      They probably just pass it off as wild Gallic gesticulating.

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    108. Re:Awesome by Eunuchswear · · Score: 4, Informative

      If I recall correctly, this corresponds to somewhat of a philosophic difference between Airbus and Boeing. From what I read a few years ago, Airbus absolutely limits what the pilot can do - he/she can not make the plane do something the computer doesn't approve of. Boeing, assumes the pilot knows best, and allows the pilot to 'override' the system (do things with the controls that seem unwise to the computer). Boeing's POV is that the computer may be wrong, and/or the situation may not be one the computer is ready for.

      Urban legend (or Boeing propaganda if you are a cynic).

      In "normal law" Airbus will prevent the pilot from doing some stupid things, but when the shit hits the fan he can do what the hell he wants.

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    109. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neutral with the accelerator slammed down will destroy the transmission.

      Who cares? Put it in neutral. then stop it - the brakes were probably fine but could merely not overcome the powerful engine. Then leave the car in disgust. If it burns or even explodes a few minutes later, that is just one more thing the insurance company can sue the manufacturer about. The main thing is, you get out and don't have to worry about running out of road while doing 128MPH. (The road doesn't end, but who know where there might be a traffic jam or accident.)

      That is one of the nice things about motorcycles: if the throttle jams and the gearbox get stuck - you can still pull the spark plug wires. And while a carbon-fouled engine sometimes can keep running without sparks, it won't produce much power that way.

    110. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can come up with numbers on how that difference in design philosophy affects numbers of accidents and severity, it might make an interesting article.

    111. Re:Awesome by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      turning off the key in Europe and you would be worried about triggering the steering lock

      Arse-gravy. You just turn the key one notch. The engine shuts off, but the car's electrics are still all active. You have to turn the key two notches before the steering lock comes into play.

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    112. Re:Awesome by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      The cars speed has nothing to do with the engine when in neutral. The engine is literally disconnected from the wheels.

      Not quite true, but close enough for this discussion.

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    113. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically that movie actually exists. Supposedly there's a bomb on the bus that's triggered by a GPS receiver as soon as the bus stops, so it has to keep driving in circles forever. I don't know the name of the movie anymore.

    114. Re:Awesome by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Turning the key might be an option, but if you do that you'll lose all steering (I've tried it in my car on a clear straight road out of curiosity and it engaged the steering lock at 20mph!).

      You do know there's a position between Ignition and Off, yes?

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    115. Re:Awesome by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Well, the US issues them to people convicted of drunk driving. How can anyone with multiple DUIs be still allowed to drive, even "just home to work", is beyond me.

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    116. Re:Awesome by F-3582 · · Score: 1

      The last part was clearly wrong. Only pulling the key engages the steering wheel lock. Even those setups with Start/Stop buttons still use some sort of transponder key that fits into some sort of hole. You'll never see any type of car that doesn't apply to that rule, for exactly the reason of being able to control the vehicle under those circumstances.

    117. Re:Awesome by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Boeing also uses standard traditional controls (dual yoked wheels, that move in unison). Airbus uses electronic joysticks that lack tactile feedback and dont move in unison.

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    118. Re:Awesome by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      My guess is he never reported the condition when he applied for his license.

      In New York City, on your drivers License application, you are required to list any disabilities and medical conditions you have. I suffered an eye injury that left me legally blind in one eye long after I received my license (a cataract, I can see out of it but its really blurry). I never reported it when I had to change my license address. Legally I am required to report it but the injury does not impair my driving so I leave it out.

    119. Re:Awesome by DoctorBonzo · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on the bullshit.

      I think it was more likely 125 kph.

      No way a Renault could go that fast.

    120. Re:Awesome by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Being unable to brake at 125 mph stands a pretty good chance of destroying more than the transmission.

    121. Re:Awesome by slipped_bit · · Score: 1

      To get more actors into movie, they could set story on a bus... that just cannot go below 55mph... or something.

      Just like "Speed 2", only this time with a bus!

    122. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Decisions such as that are better made by doctors than by "France" (or /.ers).

    123. Re:Awesome by rot26 · · Score: 1

      and the engine is stopped by pressing "START" again, n'est-ce pas? Even if the driver was retarded, which apparently he was, whoever he was talking to on his mobile would have suggested this. Utter BS.

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    124. Re:Awesome by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I suppose it never occured to him to take the car out of gear??

      I mean, is there such a thing as a car without Neutral?

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    125. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a normal car can (at least in the US) decelerate from it's maximum speed to a full stop even *with* the engine running full bore without overheating the brakes. Even if the car isn't in neutral.

      What usually happens that prevents that, is the way the driver applies the brakes, trying to slow down for a while, realizing it's not happening how they expect, letting up on the brakes, realizing they're accelerating again, repeat. The brakes build up heat while braking faster than they cool while not, and the repetition of this brake, accelerate cycle causes the brakes to overheat where simply applying the brakes continuously would bring the car to a safe stop.

      This may be difficult to manage in a car adapted for disability, or he may have fallen victim to that cycle, or something else may have failed altogether.

    126. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laguna's don't have keys...they have a start button. I'm guessing he tried hitting the start button to stop the car (he was on the phone with the manufacturer). Perhaps a mechanical kill switch like motorcycles have would be a good idea.

    127. Re:Awesome by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Not an urban legend if you read the links I included. Airbus gets more permissive, but never goes as far as Boeing. I've also been told this by a pilot for American, who flies both.

      In historic military practice (WWII+) fighter planes often had a 'wartime emergency power' button/switch. This was used when the bad guy was on your tail and you were in imminent danger of dying. When activated, it removed the RPM governors and allowed the engine to get 10%-20% more power for a few minutes - but the engine would require an overhaul if/when you made it back to base. Airbus was formed as a bureaucratic political entity (overriding the individual company traditions). As such, I think that on Airbus, the 'rules' (as implemented by the computers) take the emphasis vs. the pilot.

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    128. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly, I wouldn't care about destroying the transmission if I were in a run-away car.

    129. Re:Awesome by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      So then push in the clutch, and take the transmission out of gear?

      They still have those in Europe if they aren't using automatic transmissions, right?

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    130. Re:Awesome by chiefmojorising · · Score: 0

      If the driver doesn't know how to safely operate his vehicle you bet your ass I'm blaming him. There's no excuse for the idiot at Renault not being able to help, but that doesn't leave the operator blameless. How to deal with this was common fucking sense when I was learning how to drive -- have we gotten this stupid that quickly?

      Of course, if there's no way to either shift into neutral or kill the engine Renault should get raked over the coals. That's just unsafe.

    131. Re:Awesome by draconx · · Score: 1

      It was quite possibly fitted with electronic accelerator and break paddles for hand-use or similar.

      No wonder! The driver probably had intended to activate the brake control, but accidentally hit the break switch instead. Then, naturally, the car broke.

    132. Re:Awesome by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Report them, that's probably not legal and definitely not safe. Around here you have to be seizure free for at least 6 months before they'll give you your license back. Assuming that the state finds out about it. They'll probably hate you, but you'd be doing them and everybody else on the road a favor.

    133. Re:Awesome by painandgreed · · Score: 4, Informative

      I suppose it never occured to him to take the car out of gear??

      I mean, is there such a thing as a car without Neutral?

      In TFA, it points out that the car was modified for a disabled driver. Could be that the entire thing including changing gears was controlled by a computer or other electronic device with a simple input for use by a disabled person, but it was on the fritz and the usual controls were either unreachable due to disability or no longer functioned due to modification.

    134. Re:Awesome by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Think what you want,

      http://www.airbusdriver.net/airbus_fltlaws.htm

      Direct Law:

      Pilot control inputs are transmitted unmodified to the control surfaces, providing a direct relationship between sidestick and control surface.

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    135. Re:Awesome by dl_sledding · · Score: 1

      I suppose it never occured to him to take the car out of gear??

      Beat me to it.

      Actually had this happen to me on my '73 Pontiac Grand Am when I was a teenager, during a highway drag race. After beating the guy, I let off the throttle, and the carb was stuck wide open. Scary as hell. Didn't grab neutral, because I didn't want to blow the motor (though on a car today that would probably not happen with the governors and such, but who knows in this situation). Anyway, I chose to turn the key off, though since the carb was stuck wide open the engine continued to diesel. The loss of some of the power allowed me to stop and shift into park. Then I was able to open the hood and fix the problem, which was a melted plastic sheath around the throttle cable.

    136. Re:Awesome by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like from the description (the car accelerated every time he hit the brakes) that he's got a fly-by-wire system, not physical controls- and somehow the cruise control is on the fritz, speeding up when he hit the brakes.

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    137. Re:Awesome by Laxori666 · · Score: 1

      Hilarious and well-executed!

    138. Re:Awesome by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      He must have been driving a diesel. Otherwise, cutting the ignition switch would normally stop ignition.

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    139. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume this car has a physical key to turn, you assume wrong.

    140. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true in the US -- I've had loads of fun coasting down the interstate with the engine off. You can steer as long as the key is in the on position (of course, this was in a 1994 Subaru, lord knows what would happen if you tried to do this in a more modern car.)

    141. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please keep staying inside your assisted living complex, grandma!

    142. Re:Awesome by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      In TFA, it points out that the car was modified for a disabled driver. Could be that the entire thing including changing gears was controlled by a computer or other electronic device with a simple input for use by a disabled person, but it was on the fritz and the usual controls were either unreachable due to disability or no longer functioned due to modification.

      Well,then...if that's the case...he shouldn't be suing the car manufacturer, but the stupid person/company that modified the car in such a dangerous fashion?!?!?

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    143. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flaming bullshit - just put the car in neutral and turn the ignition off.

    144. Re:Awesome by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Well,then...if that's the case...he shouldn't be suing the car manufacturer, but the stupid person/company that modified the car in such a dangerous fashion?!?!?

      In TFA, this appears to be the car manufacturer as that is who he has complained to and had inspect it about similar previous malfunctions.

    145. Re:Awesome by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      '73's were rev limited by the lame carbs that come stock.

      Unless you had cleared it's asthma it wouldn't have blown up the motor.

      We once threw an 'engine blowing party' involving a junker, a brick on the gas pedal and lots of beer.

      It took 15 minutes, an oil fire and a broken radiator hose/overheating before the engine seized.

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    146. Re:Awesome by njcarlos · · Score: 1

      The only real precautions you can take is to have a fuel cut off switch installed on your vehicle. Most security alarm/sound system companies will do this for anywhere from $50-$100 USD. They will typically advise you that it isn't necessary due to chipped keys, but insist it's for other safety considerations.

    147. Re:Awesome by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Airplanes glide. Some better then others.

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    148. Re:Awesome by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Older cars have rev limiters in the form of asthmatic carberation.

      When you put headers/intakes/big carbs on, smart folks also add a rev limiting tach/distributor.

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    149. Re:Awesome by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      GTFO RTFAer. We don't like your kind around here.

      /.ers know you can save time by inferring the contents of TFA from the posts.

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    150. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod to 6.

    151. Re:Awesome by shitzu · · Score: 1

      Well, my point was that a kill switch on a car would be an easy solution for a complicated problem. I am not sure i would want to have passenger accessible instant killswitch on an airplane i am travelling with.

    152. Re:Awesome by terjeber · · Score: 1

      :-) :-)

    153. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neutral with the accelerator slammed down will destroy the transmission. At 128 MPH, I bet there would be a high chance of fire or maybe even an explosion. Overrevving.

      Turning the engine off usually locks the steering wheel up. This would have been fine assuming that he was on a very long, straight road.

      The point of neutral is the engine is physically disengaged from the transmission, that's why you can coast in neutral. Most modern engines have governors to prevent them from catching fire if they're over-revved, and at 120+ MPH, he's bringing plenty of cold air in. Granted, once he stops, he's going to want to turn it off or jump out pretty soon, as it might catch fire if it continues to rev without airflow.

    154. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most probable answer in that case would be apply the parking brake, since that has to be activated by manual cable.

    155. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the exact same thing about australia, he wouldn't of gotten 5 km without ramming into the back of some one. And this is why we can't have nice things like an autobahn.

    156. Re:Awesome by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      ...and it's crazy shiznit like this that strengthens my belief that drive-by-wire on a CAR is NEVER going to be a good idea!

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    157. Re:Awesome by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Bloody stupid design, that. Obviously they've failed to take into account emergency scenarios - like this.

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    158. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Airbus was formed as a bureaucratic political entity (overriding the individual company traditions). As such, I think that on Airbus, the 'rules' (as implemented by the computers) take the emphasis vs. the pilot.

      I have a free clue for you: you're an idiot, and this is the proof.

    159. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm no expert but he went from park to drive. Common sense says there has to be some way to reverse that process or adjust it and it will result in the car switching gears to a lower gear (going slower is an improvement), reverse (this won't damage most modern cars, they make a strange sound but it doesn't blow the transmission), park (similar to reverse, but can cause the wheels to lock, still an improvement) or neutral (no acceleration, glides to a stop).

      There absolutely has to be a lever or a mechanism. If nothing else, reach over to the fuse box and just pull out everything. Let's see how far a car can get when it's computer controlled everything is not receiving power. Surely these adaptions are wired into the same box. if nothing else the starter. fuel injection, throttle positioner and throttle solenoid would be taken out.

      or...you know, just have fun speeding down the highway.

    160. Re:Awesome by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Uh, I'd rather have some difficulty steering a car going in a straight line as it slows to a stop, then have an easy time steering it down the highway at 125.

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    161. Re:Awesome by webmistressrachel · · Score: 2

      The cop even jumps over things on land in a speedboat - and lands in more water! The plots not identical, but from what I read, you'll love it (and the actress is gorgeous in this film - and just starting out in her career - and still has chubby bits in all the right places (and I don't just mean boobs and ass!) - try under her arms, on her chin, and her cute round tummy - and yes, lesbians love her in this!

      Let me know what you think, if you do watch it.

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    162. Re:Awesome by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      "Protective Valve Float"

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    163. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bullshit...

      125mph maximum speed so he was driving for at least an hour...

      In one hour you can't figure out how to select neutral or at least turn off the key? No way.

      Definitely bullshit. The nuetral solution would have worked. I amy have over revved his moto and blew it very quickly...but he would have been able to roll to a stop.Turning the key off, though..may have resulted in lockking the steering wheel....but ''any'' car can be shifted into nuetral no matter what. I know...my answer does not make for much of a story....sorry about that...but this story is a plain lie.

    164. Re:Awesome by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      Power steering is less of a problem than the brakes which are also power assisted, leaving the hand brake as the only option if he didn't have an electric handbrake.

    165. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No there isn't. The car he used doesn't even have a key, just a card and a push button. The entire thing is drive by wire and computer controlled so you can't even shift into neutral, merely ask the computer to do so and if the computer won't let you then tough shit.

    166. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, turning off the key, in America at least, is not a permanent action. Over here we know that as soon as the engine is off, we can turn the key right back on (to auxiliary or 'run' position) and the steering lock will release -- if the car is manual (not likely to be the case for disabled-assisted vehicle, but in Europe who knows?) we take it out of gear with the engine off -- thereby avoiding overspeeding and probably destroying the engine in case the speed control is on the fritz -- before we turn the key back on, thereby avoiding any particular risk of restarting the engine...

      Of course Europe is the land of telematics that put drivers over bridges that are not there, so perhaps all bets are off. Perhaps this has some form of 'keyless won't go' that prevents you from turning off the engine of your own car until it is 'safely' parked with transmission in Park or whatever. Lesson to European engineers: there is a reason for providing a hard control for turning off the engine in running cars without disabling steering or brakes.

      At least the tinfoil hat people have some reason to rejoice: if there were some satellite-based engine disablement system acting on the car's computer systems, it would have been easy to quietly shut the car off and let the driver coast it into his ditch...

      But STOP USING THE WORDS RENAULT LAGUNA IN THESE POSTS -- it is much more likely the (aftermarket?) speed control provider that deserves the 'outing in the press', and not the company that made the car. Your usual European will promptly associate this with the Audi and Toyota 'runaway' scandals ... and perhaps that is the point of this story, an elaborate method of manipulating the automaker's stock price, or demonstrating how easy it is to destroy PR if, dare I say, someone with access to a computer doesn't get paid enough...

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    167. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a pretty good technical analysis, but it dances around the effective point: if the computer jams the engine on and won't allow you to take it out of gear, DEPRESS THE BRAKE UNTIL THE CAR STOPS OR STALLS.

      Presumably this 'disabled driver' system has also put the braking system under computer-only control, in which case its designers are dangerous lunatics who deserve both outing and prosecution. If a driver doesn't have 'human-powered' emergency control over the brakes, he doesn't belong on the road with anyone but himself, he should carry full insurance for all damage he will cause, and he should sign a waiver stating that no post-accident medical care related to failure to stop will be charged to taxpayer expense...

      It was dumb enough making brake systems like the Roadmaster bus that stopped working entirely if the engine (and brake pump) stopped for any reason. But here, the problem was that there was all too much power being produced by the engine, so any brake assist had to have been there.

      "Logical procedures" in a drive-by-wire system are not necessarily going to help you in complex or unanticipated system failures, which is why we have distinctions between brittle and robust control systems. This assist system sounds as if it were programmed by a Stanford engineer, with reality taking the part of 'contact with the enemy'. Finagle never sleeps, especially when his friend Murphy has kicked him awake...

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    168. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call WHOOOOOOSH!

      Why do you think the commenter said 'speed through a bus terminal and across the deck of cruise ships'?

      Although I have to wonder why they cite Dennis Hopper (vaguely racist in context??) instead of Jason Statham, which I think would be funnier. Remaining deadpan as his car is progressively reduced to trash by sequential contact with all kinds of clever things...

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    169. Re:Awesome by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      On Automatic cars, the car has to been in park with the key in the all-off/remove position (rather than accessory on/engine off) before the steering wheel lock engages. On manual cars the car has to been in all-off/remove. With the key in any other position, the steering lock should not engage, just to avoid the problem you reference.

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    170. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why aren't you a French policeman... everything would have been so different!"

      Boy, you got that right. I would have boxed the car in with four cruisers and safely brought it to a stop in a few minutes.

      These people need to be fired.

    171. Re:Awesome by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Where the computer stops the engine from going any faster is the rev-limiter, however that does not mean it has not been over-revved. Flooring the pedal in neutral is most certainly considered over revving it. The engine would not last long under no load in those conditions.

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    172. Re:Awesome by Baloo+Uriza · · Score: 1

      Steering wheel locks engage when the key is in the OFF or ACC position, regardless of what the transmission is in, on every car I've ever driven that even has a steering wheel lock. That said, wait for a straightaway, kill the engine and listen for it to stop, then go back to the ON position without going to the START position.

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    173. Re:Awesome by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      In other words, in exactly the situation where the computer could be programmed to respond more reliably than the pilot, the computer gives up and lets the pilot take the blame....

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    174. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was a Renault - I'm sure it didn't have adequate power to burn through the parking brake. :)

    175. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or at the very least why did the cops rather than escorting him not simply pull infront of him and use their cars to slowly bring him to a halt?

    176. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *puts on sunglasses*

      Because they deserve a fair shake.

      YEEEEEEEEAH!

    177. Re:Awesome by GodGell · · Score: 1

      You spoiled bastard, people had no problem steering cars before power steering became widespread. In fact they still do, every day. It's more a comfort feature than anything else.

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    178. Re:Awesome by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Not sure about the States, but turning off the key in Europe and you would be worried about triggering the steering lock. Which means you can no longer turn the wheel. If it's a manual then going into neutral would be a no-brainer. In Europe we rarely use neutral in an automatic, it's either drive or park, so in panic mode I can see somebody not wanting to use a control they've never used before. Stupid? Yes. Believable? Just about.

      Phillip.

      Most newer automatic cars won't let you turn the key fully back and remove it unless the shifter is in park.

    179. Re:Awesome by Incadenza · · Score: 1

      Renault cars with automatic transmission also come with an automatic parking brake, that switches on as soon as you switch off the engine. No cable in sight.

    180. Re:Awesome by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Shift to neutral will be ignored by the computer because some engineer decided it's more important to honor an acceleration request?!?!?!

      Fire those engineers. You don't belong near safety-critical design.

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    181. Re:Awesome by Incadenza · · Score: 1

      And how would you turn this Renault Laguna key one notch?

    182. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what it means to have gotten 5km...

      What does it mean to of gotten 5km?

    183. Re:Awesome by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Moreover, having once driven a Renault I cannot believe that one was capable of reaching 125 other than in freefall. Maybe 125 kph?

    184. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article says that while he was unhurt, he did suffer two epileptic seizures. Imagine going through that, twice, at 125mph.

      There are all kinds of epileptic seizures, not just those that you see in a movie (shaking on the ground) which are called grand mal or more formally tonic clonic seizures. For example: other types include a slight muscle jerk (myoclonic jerks), the person briefly flutters there eyes and kind of "checks out" for less than a minute (absence seizure). Sometimes the person experiencing them isn't quite sure they've had one. Of course, they can be really bad too. You can wake up from a seizure with blood all over the place, require an ER visit, and not have the ability to even move because your whole body aches so bad. I just wanted to inform you that there were other kinds.

    185. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The article says that while he was unhurt, he did suffer two epileptic seizures.

      So, why does France issue Driver's Licenses to people subject to epileptic seizures?

      The U.S. does only with the doctor's clearance. You can't have a seizure for six straight months. So basically if it's controlled then you are good to go. But honestly it's really up to the patient. I could just lie to my doctor - but then again, I wouldn't be getting very effective treatment if I did.

      Also, epilepsy is not always easy to notice. I began to have symptons as early as 16 (that I know of). However I wasn't diagnosed until I had a concussion at 20. Thinking back I realized that "Oh the reason I was always SUDDENLY hitting those curbs in the morning with my car" wasn't because it was early in the morning and I just couldn't stay awake. It was because I was having what I now know to be a seizure. Lack of sleep induces seizures. I thought I was just tired and falling asleep at the wheel. It's little wonder that no matter how hard I tried I just couldn't stay "awake" sometimes.

    186. Re:Awesome by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      Come on, he probably had some nice beers while staying there

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    187. Re:Awesome by arth1 · · Score: 1

      The parking brake isn't strong enough to stop a car going 60+ mph.
      And with this being a vehicle modified for a disabled person, it's not clear that the driver was strong enough to use it, or even reach it.
      Or that there even was one. One of my cars doesn't have one - only a foot operated parking brake.

      Because it was a crip-modded vehicle, I'll give the driver the benefit of the doubt.

    188. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't lagunas have a key card instead of a "key" like we have in the states?

    189. Re:Awesome by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      and why didn't he depress the manual emergency brake?

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    190. Re:Awesome by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      from TFA:

      which is adapted for disabled drivers

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    191. Re:Awesome by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      from TFA:

      Lecerf has filed a legal complaint after his Renault Laguna, which is adapted for disabled drivers, jammed at 200km/h (125mph) and the brakes failed, forcing him to continue careering along a vast stretch of French motorway and into Belgium.

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    192. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess, the breaks failed because the driver boiled the brake fluid trying to stop against the motor (that's not going to work). Of course the brakes failed, other wise he would have stopped? no?

      I can't understand why any journalist would not have attempted to answer the obvious questions we are all asking. Not to mention parroting that the "..speed dial had jammed" in the past. WTF does that mean? Is that a setting for the cruise control? does it go to 11?

      I have read about a couple other such experiences in my life, and somehow no reporter ever asks why the ignition wasn't turned off, or the car put into neutral.

      Its amazing how lucking the driver was really, since he was "speeding uncontrollably" and yet even without any control managed to travel over 100 miles without hitting anyone.

      I don't think I have ever had my petrol tank sputter either, of course the sound of the engine may have covered it up. For all I know, its happening every day when I drive to work.

    193. Re:Awesome by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

      Glad nobody got hurt.

      Glad that we're giving people who don't know how to use the ignition key to stop their cars driver's licenses. Seriously, they taught us that on like... the third day. Somebody asked "What if the gas gets stuck all the way on?"

      Answer: "Turn off the key. Engine stops, car rolls to a stop. You lose power steering but you're slowing rapidly, so that's less important than it sounds.

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  2. It's called the key by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Turn it to "off" and the engine will lose power. The car will stop. Also, you can shift it in to neutral. Might not be the best for the engine at high RPMs, but it'll do the trick.

    Seriously, I have trouble believing these "My car is stuck going fast and can't stop!" stories are anything other than failure to understand how to operate your vehicle.

    1. Re:It's called the key by Twinbee · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Handbrake as well would have worked surely?

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    2. Re:It's called the key by chad.koehler · · Score: 1

      While on the surface I agree, most new car models use electronics for both starters and transmissions. Without actual mechanical connections (from the cabin to the transmission for instance), this may or may not work in every case. Definitely worth a try though.

    3. Re:It's called the key by NoKaOi · · Score: 1

      Turn it to "off" and the engine will lose power. The car will stop. Also, you can shift it in to neutral. Might not be the best for the engine at high RPMs, but it'll do the trick.

      Sure, unless you have a newer car with those stupid keyless ignition systems, where there's no keyslot, just a "key" with an RFID that allows you to push a button to start car as long as the key is in your pocket. It's all controlled by the car's computer.

    4. Re:It's called the key by Githaron · · Score: 1

      At those speeds? Doubt it.

    5. Re: It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thus engaging the steering wheel lock.

    6. Re:It's called the key by iamhassi · · Score: 2

      Turn it to "off" and the engine will lose power. The car will stop. Also, you can shift it in to neutral. Might not be the best for the engine at high RPMs, but it'll do the trick.

      Seriously, I have trouble believing these "My car is stuck going fast and can't stop!" stories are anything other than failure to understand how to operate your vehicle.

      ^----- This. The brake pedal causing the car to accelerate seems highly unlikely without some major hacking, and even if the brakes are bad the emergency brake should still be working. I hope the car is still in good shape so the manufacture can inspect it, I imagine we will be hearing more on this story.

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    7. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It probably would have broken. The parking brake doesn't typically use the hydraulic system the rest of the car uses. In my vehicle, it's a wire than runs back to a separate, much weaker, mechanism.

    8. Re:It's called the key by newcastlejon · · Score: 0

      Turn it to "off" and the engine will lose power. The car will stop.

      Somewhat tricky with keyless ignition, but not necessarily impossible.

      Also, you can shift it in to neutral. Might not be the best for the engine at high RPMs, but it'll do the trick.

      The car in question was an automatic, so no neutral.

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    9. Re:It's called the key by kruach+aum · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

    10. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on the models, the Laguna has a keyless entry and start / stop system. My BMW 318 doesn't stop its engine when the car is moving, pressing the button is useless.

      Indeed, I'd rather trust my 1979 Merc's ignition lock.

    11. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously, I have trouble believing these "My car is stuck going fast and can't stop!" stories are anything other than failure to understand how to operate your vehicle.

      As usual, RTFA. "A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution."

    12. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Lecerf has filed a legal complaint after his Renault Laguna, which is adapted for disabled drivers, jammed at 200km/h (125mph) and the brakes failed"

      Wonder if the modifications are at play.

    13. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a chance at 125 mph (fortunately!). And if it did, it would lock up the rear tires meaning the slightest input to the wheel would cause a wicked tailspin.

    14. Re:It's called the key by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "You're thinking of an old-fashioned car, like the Model T. Today's cars don't do that, grandpa. Computer controlled."

      B.S.

      I don't know about Renault, but in the U.S. all gasoline cars that I know of have an ignition switch that literally shuts off electrical power to the cylinders, rendering them incapable of firing. This is regardless of whether they are computer controlled. (That's what "ignition switch" means.)

      If any computer controlled cars lack this feature, it should be added back in, yesterday.

    15. Re:It's called the key by PPH · · Score: 5, Informative

      The car in question was an automatic, so no neutral.

      Since when? The N in PRNDL stands for neutral.

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    16. Re:It's called the key by gubon13 · · Score: 1

      ...and now I wish I hadn't blown my mod points on semi-logical arguments...

    17. Re:It's called the key by Lisias · · Score: 1

      On a automatic car? With electronic traction control? Risk business.

      If the wheels got locked at that speed, you are dead.

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    18. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ever tried it?

      Go into an empty parking lot with an automatic transmission.

      Depress break, put the care into drive. Take your foot off the break, and then pull the handbreak after it's rolling.

      The car will keep rolling on every vehicle I've ever driven -- and I've tried in at least four or five and every rental I've ever had a few extra minutes in.

      Handbreaks aren't powerful enough to stop any vehicle in motion whatsoever. Some of them won't even prevent a stopped automatic from rolling.

      No... I'm pretty sure your only hope whatsoever is to shift the transmission into neutral

    19. Re:It's called the key by TriezGamer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Handbrake at those speeds would either be useless, or suicidal. Even pulling the handbrake at lower speeds can be extremely dangerous.

    20. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drop mine to neutral when coasting downhill at 75mph, it prevents the engine breaking when I'm otherwise coasting and saves a bit on gas. The only trick is to get the rpm's back up to where they need to be when I shift it back to drive. :-)

      But while turning it off may not be possible and the emergency break may be useless for a moving car, even in a new car shifting to neutral will work

    21. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Renault Laguna is keyless. There is no physical switch in the system you can turn 'off'. it's all computer controlled.

      You're boned.

      SHOULD be able to shift into neutral. but if that's also all computer controlled... boned.

    22. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All automatics I've ever driven have a neutral. It's labeled "N".

    23. Re:It's called the key by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Turn it to "off" and the engine will lose power.

      The vehicle in question doesn't have a conventional key. Observe. The card with the red fob hanging off it is the key and I'm not sure if the card is able to be removed while the vehicle is running.

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    24. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Article says "A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution." I'm pretty sure that those two options were tried.

    25. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what does "N" stand for on the gearshift of my automatic transmission car?

    26. Re:It's called the key by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Most handbrakes I've used can barely hold the vehicle against an idling engine, let alone one that's propelling a car at 200km/h. Handbrakes almost never get used, so they're the first thing to seize up. (Note: My experience is with automatic transmissions only.)

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    27. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If automatics don't have neutral, then what's the "N" for on "PRNDL"?

    28. Re:It's called the key by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "While on the surface I agree, most new car models use electronics for both starters and transmissions."

      That would be a bonehead way to design an automobile. I don't mean electronic controls, I mean no way to bypass them. To the best of my knowledge, your ignition switch goes to a relay that physically disconnects power to the high-voltage ignition system.

    29. Re:It's called the key by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Turn it to "off" and the engine will lose power. The car will stop. Also, you can shift it in to neutral.

      The Renault Laguna is not a normal car.

      Lecerf has filed a legal complaint after his Renault Laguna, which is adapted for disabled drivers, jammed at 200km/h (125mph) and the brakes failed, forcing him to continue careering along a vast stretch of French motorway and into Belgium.

    30. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The car was modified with disabled-driver controls. It's unclear what options he had available to regain control.

    31. Re: It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you flick it to off then back to on, your steering will only briefly lock, and you'll still have non-power steering (the power steering pump only makes it EASIER to steer)

    32. Re:It's called the key by compro01 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nope, there's no conventional key. The ignition is entirely computerized. The "key" is a card you stick in a slot and you start (and stop) the engine by pressing a button. Here's the car's dashboard. The thing with the red fob is the "key".

      http://www.autotesty.com.pl/fotki/renault/laguna3_gt_20dci_177km/renault_laguna3_20dci_177km_gt_15.jpg

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    33. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The car in question was an automatic, so no neutral.

      I've never driven a Renault Laguna, but every car I have driven, even those with and automatic transmission, has neutral. Typically, you get Reverse, Park, Neutral, Drive, Over Drive.

    34. Re:It's called the key by superdave80 · · Score: 2

      That's not necessarily true. With the engine engaged coasting downhill, modern cars shut off the flow of fuel. When you shift into neutral, the car has to feed fuel to the engine to keep it idling. But I'll admit I've not heard which way uses less gas.

    35. Re: It's called the key by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Informative

      My car has:
      OFF, ACC, ON, START

      The engine starts on START, obviously. The key sits at ON while driving. If I drop it down to ACC, the engine dies but most things stay powered. The wheel does not lock.

      The wheel only locks when I move the key to the OFF position, and to do that I have to be in park or neutral (or use some kind of poking implement to depress the shift-lock override, which also lets me do Bad Things like drop it straight into park from drive.

      Every car with a key that I've ever seen has the same configuration.

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    36. Re:It's called the key by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 5, Informative

      "The brake pedal causing the car to accelerate seems highly unlikely without some major hacking,"

      TFA states that the driver was "disabled", so presumably his car was equipped with hand controls. Yes, that's a major hack.

    37. Re:It's called the key by X0563511 · · Score: 0

      What emergency brake? You mean the parking brake?

      Yea, that's not an emergency brake and should never be used in such a manner.

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    38. Re:It's called the key by cheater512 · · Score: 2

      Throw your key out the window. Probably cheaper than burning through your tank of gas.

    39. Re:It's called the key by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "You're thinking of an old-fashioned car, like the Model T. Today's cars don't do that, grandpa. Computer controlled."

      B.S.

      I don't know about Renault, but in the U.S. all gasoline cars that I know of have an ignition switch that literally shuts off electrical power to the cylinders, rendering them incapable of firing. This is regardless of whether they are computer controlled. (That's what "ignition switch" means.)

      If any computer controlled cars lack this feature, it should be added back in, yesterday.

      Even "push to start" cars act like ATX power supplies. If you hold down the power button for a few seconds it will force a poweroff.

      Surely in an area with predominantly manual transmissions, neutral / declutch would come to mind?

    40. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You're thinking of an old-fashioned car, like the Model T. Today's cars don't do that, grandpa. Computer controlled."

      I would just put a piece of my tinfoil hat in the the cigarette lighter, instant short-circuit.

    41. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right and how do you shut off the car when you're parking it? There's always a damned off switch. Finally, anybody familiar with the car know how the automatic gear box is? everything in the US has a Neutral position even on automatic and everyone that I've ever been in even allows you to downshift to a lower gear so he may have blown the tranny but would be well below 125

    42. Re:It's called the key by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Which is why you drop it from ON to ACC, killing the engine but leaving (almost) everything powered up.

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    43. Re:It's called the key by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

      "A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution."

      Tell him to drive it to Belgium and wreck it there.

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    44. Re:It's called the key by camperdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've yet to see a car without a transmission. Dropping into neutral is the universal procedure for a runaway engine.

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    45. Re:It's called the key by grnbrg · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not the case. I've got one of the fancy new keyless ignition vehicles, and I've tested this.

      With the engine running, and with forward motion, three (maybe four) presses in quick succession or pressing and holding the the ignition switch for 2-3 seconds will kill the engine. You need to shift into park and press the brake to start again.

      I thought it was interesting that there were two paths that would do this, both of which are a reasonably likely response in a panic situation -- tap the button a zillion times, or try to mash it into the engine compartment.

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    46. Re:It's called the key by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Not being able to remove it seems like a pretty stupid feature.
      I can't think of any reason why it should lock in place.

    47. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience handbrakes are really bad at stopping a moving vehicle. Maybe all my cars have been too old to have good emergency brakes though.

    48. Re:It's called the key by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      "You're thinking of an old-fashioned car, like the Model T. Today's cars don't do that, grandpa. Computer controlled."

      B.S.

      I don't know about Renault, but in the U.S. all gasoline cars that I know of have an ignition switch that literally shuts off electrical power to the coils, rendering them incapable of firing. This is regardless of whether they are computer controlled. (That's what "ignition switch" means.)

      FTFY. Otherwise, you're dead on.

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    49. Re:It's called the key by GiganticLyingMouth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      From the article: "A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution." Of course I can't say with 100% certainty, but I'm guessing the Renault technician would have thought of all of your proposed solutions and more. It's important to note that his car had been "adapted for disabled drivers", which likely played some role in its malfunction, so conventional wisdom about cars may not be as applicable, depending on the modifications made. Also, he likely has various disabilities, given that his car is for disabled drivers, and that he "had two epileptic seizures" during the drive, so it's likely not necessarily a matter of him failing "to understand his vehicle's operation" as you say, so much as him being physically and/or mentally unable to take action. One last interesting note from the article: "it wasn't the first time his speed dial had jammed but that Renault had looked at the car and assured him that it was fine." That's probably where the legal complaint comes into play

    50. Re: It's called the key by amicusNYCL · · Score: 3, Informative

      This car doesn't have a "key", it has a button that says "Start/Stop".

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    51. Re:It's called the key by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 2

      A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution.

      You know, I'm willing to bet this guy suggested all these things, and since you know how the story ends, they didn't work.

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    52. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Christ, it's spelled "BRAKE".

    53. Re:It's called the key by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to TFA, the car was "adapted for disabled drivers" and later on it talks about a "speed dial" which had given him problems before. So, it looks like it didn't have the controls we normally think a car should have.

      Interesting about the ignition nevertheless. I'm not sure how they work

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    54. Re:It's called the key by linear+a · · Score: 1

      Bad move. Now you're in a unstoppable juggernaut of a car that can't be stopped short of divine intervention (or the off button or turn the engine of with the key or putting it in neutral) and IT'S ON FIRE! Maybe he should stay away from the "unstoppable car bomber" gear on the tranny.

    55. Re:It's called the key by peragrin · · Score: 1

      with modern cars if you shift into neutral at high speed the engine over rev limiter kicks in and begins slowing the engine down.

      You still coast to a stop and it isn't so hot on the transmission itself but it does work.

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    56. Re:It's called the key by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      You're neglecting the energy which is dissipated by having the wheels turn the engine over (while coasting in gear). Coasting in neutral will get you much further, just test it yourself. Of course, the best solution is an engine kill switch, very popular with the hypermiling crowd.

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    57. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are quite right. It's even possible to do it without fucking up your vehicle. Put it in neutral, shut off the ignition, and you're free to coast or apply some brakes.

    58. Re:It's called the key by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      Well, that was stupid of me. Must think before posting next time!
      FWIW (i.e. damn all) the only cars I've ever been in had 12345R

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    59. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Says who? Have you ever tried it? My car won't allow me to shift into neutral when I'm at highway speeds. I can only move it into that stupid manual-shift mode, where the computer still won't let me downshift if it would result in redlining the engine.

    60. Re:It's called the key by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      Here is the dashboard, where are these "ON" and "ACC" that you're referring to?

      Maybe he should have just pressed the "Eject" button.

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    61. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you can at least shift it into Neutral...
      http://images.cardekho.com/car-images/carinteriorimages/large/Mahindra-Renault/Renault-Laouna/renault-laguna-gear-shifter-087.jpg

    62. Re:It's called the key by linear+a · · Score: 1

      Oops, I mis-read 'N' as 'H' (for hyperdrive). Didn't want to use hyperdrive when I was already going too fast.

    63. Re:It's called the key by PhotoJim · · Score: 5, Informative

      This sort of event is convincing me even more that I want three pedals in my car. Press the clutch and your problem is solved. No electronics can fail because the clutch in a manual transmission car is controlled by you, with your foot, mechanically.

    64. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet that would have worked. You know, because the driver, the police, and the engineer that was on the phone with them from Renault - none of them thought of the arcane and mystical "turn off the engine" solution.

      Per TFA, his car was "modified for disabled drivers," which would certainly suggest that the ignition system might not be a "standard" keyswitch ignition that can be killed mechanically. It further suggests that the modifications could easily be the source of a bad connection somewhere in the multitude of control units no doubt controlling his engine.

      We also don't know the extent of his disability, and whether or not he has the physical strength to brake or steer a vehicle where the power steering & braking have gone stiff and unresponsive.

      But gosh, it's so good to have smarties like you to tell us how to solve all the problems in the world.

    65. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shift to neutral. Your engine might red-line itself to death, and it'll scram like a banshee but you'll retain your power systems before it fails.

      If your transmission is "fly-by-wire" and won't obey and attempt at neutral or even downshift, then of course you have the brakes. In this case the guy is claiming inverse relationship with the brake. Maybe he should have tried the accelerator. He was probably near top speed for the car so it couldn't have hurt.

      The police should have had the presence of mind to get in front of him and slow down. I'm not sure how it is over there, but in the US police cars are big four-door sedans with beefed up everything. They could probably stop that thing with one cruiser out front, and two along side. Yeah, that's a bit of a cowboy move... but it seems like there were ways to talk this guy down, or force a stop safely. If there aren't, they should start training the police to do that.

    66. Re:It's called the key by sarysa · · Score: 1

      What about slowly merging (inching, really) into the guard rail? Would that slow you down or initiate a death spiral? (I suppose it depends on how much metal is to the outer side of your tires...)

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    67. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second this. If I were King, _nobody_ would have a driver's license unless they could prove, in a driving simulator, that they have the wits to turn the thing OFF in these kinds of cases.

      Shifting to neutral is OK in all cars since at least 20 years ago. I have a 20+ year old car that I have been re-tuning and it has tunable parameters- the computer will shut the engine off if the RPM or MPH gets too high (varies with engine / car - 5400 RPM and 114 MPH for my Chevy 4.3L V6).

      And while I'm in charge, ALL vehicles would HAVE to have a way to shut them off INSTANTLY. None of this holding a button for so many seconds. If I'm ever forced to own or even drive a car with no immediate shutoff, I will install my own big red STOP button that will cut off the fuel pump.

      As a degreed SW & HW eng. AND car enthusiast, I will NEVER own a "drive by wire" car - EVER. Mechanical throttle. I'll make and install it myself if I have to.

    68. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevermind that the parking brake is nothing more than a manual engagement of the same brake system. If the brake system isn't working for whatever reason that little manual handle or pedal isn't going to do a thing.

    69. Re:It's called the key by compro01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Assuming the shifter actually physically does something rather than being connected to a drive-by-wire system that isn't responding to your commands.

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    70. Re: It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to take it out...And even with a keyless system holding the start/stop button for 3-5 seconds should kill the engine.

    71. Re:It's called the key by Lashat · · Score: 1

      I was waiting for someone to state the obivous. RTFA before commenting about how "your" vehicle has 4 wheel disc brakes, a handbrake, a drag chute, and a pneumaticly fired grappling hook system to prevent runaways.

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    72. Re:It's called the key by msauve · · Score: 2

      A simple Google search shows that the Renault Laguna doesn't have a key. It uses an electronic keycard. It's likely the case that pulling out the keycard doesn't operate a mechanical switch which would shut off the engine. Given the widespread reports of instrument problems, there may be a software issue involved. The article also states that the car "is adapted for disabled drivers," and that "it wasn't the first time his speed dial had jammed but that Renault had looked at the car and assured him that it was fine."

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    73. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usless or suicidal? Not if the car is on a fairly straight road. I've done exactly that in a old chevy and a newer honda at over 115 mph just to understand my cars limits. Both times i slid in a completely straight line. a little loud and scary, but not that bad really.

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    74. Re: It's called the key by erice · · Score: 2

      If you flick it to off then back to on, your steering will only briefly lock, and you'll still have non-power steering (the power steering pump only makes it EASIER to steer)

      "brief" is a long way down the road at 125mph.

    75. Re:It's called the key by lgw · · Score: 1

      My car will keep going - once you start it, it will get mad at you if it doesn't see the key (beep and flash a warning), but it will certainly keep going. This allows you drive if the battery in the key runs down (you have to hold the key against the button to start it in that case).

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    76. Re:It's called the key by Americano · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm sure it never occurred to the Renault technician to tell the man, "Press the stop button to shut down your engine."

      And everybody knows that pressing a labeled button ALWAYS causes the malfunctioning computer connected to the button to take appropriate action.

      By Jove, you've solved the case!

    77. Re:It's called the key by ls671 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I would recommend against this practice mainly for security reasons. You may suddenly need to accelerate to avoid an accident.

      It is generally accepted that it is otherwise useless anyway. Google for:

      should i shift in neutral going down hill

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    78. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the best of my knowledge

      Ah, I see your problem now.

    79. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why are so many people on slashdot so skeptical about EVERYTHING? shit happens. stuff breaks. complicated mechanical and computerized systems can get fucked up. the driver of the car talked to police and even a renault employee for over an hour. do you REALLY think there was anything that could have been done to stop the car? do you really doubt it was a real emergency, considering they sent out cops to give the poor guy a potentially deadly escort?

      what purpose would there be behind faking this story or any of the details? TAKE OFF YOUR TINFOIL HAT and get over yourself. bunch of insane narcissists on this site.

    80. Re:It's called the key by lgw · · Score: 2

      Yep, I'd bet that is where the problem will be found, not the car as shipped. 90% of these "my car won't stop" stories are some driver who has his foot on the gas, thinking it's the brake, and keeps flooring gas and wondering why his evil car won't stop. I suspect this case is instead a malfunction of the aftermarket driver assistance controls with the same effect.

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    81. Re:It's called the key by nabsltd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Press the clutch and your problem is solved. No electronics can fail because the clutch in a manual transmission car is controlled by you, with your foot, mechanically.

      Modern cars with manual transmissions often have a drive-by-wire clutch, in the sense that the pedal is nothing more than a force-feedback joystick.

    82. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my car if you turn the key to off the steering wheel locks! but shifting to neutral does sound like a good idea.

    83. Re:It's called the key by schnell · · Score: 5, Funny

      Handbrake as well would have worked surely?

      Only if he was ripping DVDs while he was driving.

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    84. Re:It's called the key by neumayr · · Score: 1

      It's dangerous to get turn your car into a very heavy soapbox. You are left with only your brakes to control your speed, overusing them unnecessarily, and as you said, actually accelerating requires you to match the rpm (and gear) to the actual speed first. Just not accelerating will let the wheels keep the engine at the correct rpms. Plus, as superdave80 said, modern cars stop fuel intake when not using the acceleration pedal.

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    85. Re:It's called the key by HuntingHades · · Score: 5, Informative

      The article mentions he's epileptic and the car is modified for disabled drivers. I'm guessing its got an automatic transmission. When it mentioned he had two seizures during the situation, I'm actually wondering if he was having a seizure and the whole time and depressing the accelerator without even realizing it.

    86. Re: It's called the key by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      "brief" is a long way down the road at 125mph.

      You're only at 125mph for a fraction of a second after the engine stops burning fuel to keep things moving.

      Although an automatic transmission takes a long time to slow down the car if you just take your foot off the gas, the fuel is still flowing. Stopping that flow will bring the speed down very quickly.

    87. Re:It's called the key by aklinux · · Score: 1

      The other part I had difficulty with was that after keeping his speeding car on the road and under control for over an hour...He looses it and hits the ditch once he runs out of gas?

      He couldn't keep it on the road the few seconds for it to coast to a stop? There is something wrong with this picture.

    88. Re: It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And power steering is generally turned off in newer vehicles once you hit about 40-50 mph because it is useless (or worse, causes overly sensitive steering). Once you're down to 20 mph you can expect it to get difficult to steer and below 10 mph extremely difficult. I imagine hitting something at 20 mph is unlikely to do more than bruise you up, and you'd hope that by the time you got to 20 mph you might have just managed to point the car in a safe direction.

    89. Re:It's called the key by Chuckstar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Uses less gas to stay in gear and shut off fuel to the engine. This is because it doesn't merely shut off fuel to the engine, it also opens all the valves. This reduces engine drag down to a pretty low level. So your choices for coasting are (i) coast in gear with minimal engine drag or (ii) coast out of gear with zero engine drag, but gas going to the engine to keep it spinning. The first option wastes less energy overall.

    90. Re:It's called the key by z_gringo · · Score: 1

      Well they had a renault engineer on the phone. I would think that he would have tried the things you mentioned. I suspect this was a legit case of a serious malfunction.

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    91. Re:It's called the key by supervillainsf · · Score: 1

      If you read other articles it is mentioned that his car is modified for an unspecified handicap and couldn't be turned off or shifted into neutral. The police had even patched him into a call with an engineer from Renault who was unable to solve the problem.

    92. Re:It's called the key by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      Coasting neutral will get you further, but the car is also sending gas to the engine to keep it running. This offsets the energy savings of coasting further.

    93. Re:It's called the key by omegadraconis · · Score: 5, Informative

      Found another story about this indecent. It indicates that "...which the Weeknotes was customized in light of Lecerf's epilepsy, with the gas and brake controls moved to the steering wheel)." from USA today http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2013/02/14/newser-wild-ride-france-drive/1919139/. The Manual (Found at http://www.globalcars.com.au/site/uploads/Renault_Laguna_ENG.pdf) does indicate that the automated version has an Neutral gear. It also indicates that shifting to neutral and then pressing the ignition should stop the engine. There is also a park for the automatics... I suppose if they moved the gas and brake they may have moved the gear-shift (thought it's not stated). If that was the case and the disability controls were malfunctioning (likely) then your screwed. Of course you could throw the keys out the window From the manual, page 2.5 titled "Starting/STOPPING THE ENGINE (continued)". "If the card is no longer in the passenger compartment when you try to switch the engine off, the message “card absentlong press” appears on the instrument panel: press button 1 for longer than two seconds"

    94. Re:It's called the key by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it is way past time for us (as in every country on Earth) to pass laws that ban any further manufacture of vehicles that lack a mechanical key switch and mandate that any existing vehicles be modified by the manufacturer to comply with that law within six months, or else those vehicles are no longer allowed to be driven on public roads.

      This isn't the first or even the second time this has happened. This is at least the third time I've seen a story about such a runaway vehicle. It is just not acceptable for such a severe safety problem to occur that many times without the manufacturers being forced to design an actual, provable fix, and by provable, I do not mean "We fixed the software bug that caused it to happen in this particular instance".

      As long as you have a computer in complete control over the operation of a vehicle, from the electronic transmission and brakes to the throttle control, a failsafe kill switch within easy reach of the driver should be mandatory, by law. Without the ability to kill the computer if it malfunctions, your vehicle is fundamentally unsafe, period, and should never have been allowed on the road in the first place.

      Unfortunately, knowing our lawmakers in the U.S. and how badly they're in the pockets of industry, such regulations won't happen until the first time somebody dies in one of these situations, and maybe not even then. Perhaps France will do better.

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    95. Re:It's called the key by silanea · · Score: 3, Informative

      TFS says the issues started at 60 mph. Even at that speed the slightest bump on the rail, a bar sticking out a bit, anything really would either rip half the car to shreds or send it hurling across the motorway. Doing it at 125? Only if you have a death wish.

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    96. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At high speed any slight nudge with a non moving object could be fatal. Every action is magnified at those speeds. Nudging a guard rail would have been suicide.

    97. Re:It's called the key by PRMan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Christ, it's spelled "BRAKE".

      He already knows that, seeing that he's omniscient and all. Still, I hear he's a swell guy, so he probably won't say anything...

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    98. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're not thinking fourth-dimensionally

    99. Re:It's called the key by jameshofo · · Score: 1

      Actually it probably has something more akin to a credit card and button take a look on YouTube

      this is almost comical, just yesterday someone posted in response to the technology of cars the more "digital" they get the less reliable they will become. So sure the idea of digital is wrong but the difference between the kind of digital that We're used to and now is that the amount of variables the computer will eventually have to account for will increment exponentially, in a world where all the computer has to do is calculate air fuel ratios it can account for all the reasonable variables. But when they start making decisions about things your not allowed to do to prevent condition 'X' like say turning the engine off at Speed.

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    100. Re:It's called the key by Cramer · · Score: 1

      NC Law (and safety inspection) requires the e-brake to bring the car to a dead stop. (tested pulling into the bay, so sub-5mph) If it does not, the car will fail inspection. If you don't get it fixed, the DMV will revoke your tag -- and send people out to actually take it away from you.

      Granted at 60mph, you're very likely to burn up the brakes, or lock the rear wheels (FWD)... and then things get really fun. (50/50 you'll lose control or blow one or both tires, *and* lose control)

    101. Re:It's called the key by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Interesting. However, we need to figure out what the car will do at high speeds. One could argue that it's a bad idea to turn off the engine then, as it will leave all control of the vehicle to the brakes (plus inertia and friction of course) - provided there is no such critical malfunction of course. The brakes in the story did not work with the engine running, no way to know how they would react without engine power.

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    102. Re:It's called the key by Diamon · · Score: 2

      I take it you've never heard of a handbrake turn. Stunt drivers use the handbrake to initiate 180 degree turns because it locks the wheels causing loss of traction.

    103. Re: It's called the key by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Steering lock is not the same thing as non-powered steering.

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    104. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Posting AC so as not to waste my precious mod points :)

      Bull puckey. Blindly pulling it up definitely borders on suicidal (if not careening over that edge). Keep the button mashed in and *slowly* engaging the e-brake should be fine unless there's a big problem with the e-brake adjustment. Even then go easy and see if it starts to pull hard to one side. You won't be stopping quickly with just the e-brake but it can be done safely.

    105. Re:It's called the key by serbanp · · Score: 1

      it depends on what a modern car means. My 98 and 2000 civics do drink more gas if I'm engine-braking than if I'm idling and apply the brakes. Way more (like 3-4 mpg penalty for a mixture of city/hwy driving). Are these modern cars? Maybe, likely, but the generic claim that it's better for your mileage to engine-brake as opposed to coasting is BS.

    106. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, shows Nissan have sane engineers and managers. I'll remember that for future purchase decisions.

    107. Re:It's called the key by Githaron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The average person does not know how to do that safely.

    108. Re:It's called the key by dwywit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not if you ease it on. Its other name is "emergency brake". I don't know much about engine management computers, but cruise control in my car shuts off from a number of different triggers - use the brakes, exceed speed parameters (high OR low), etc - as well as just pressing the button to shut it off. Surely there'd be more than one trigger for an electronic throttle to shut down, and using the emergency brake should be number 1 or 2 on the priority list.

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    109. Re:It's called the key by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      What's a pernundle?

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    110. Re:It's called the key by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Well, that guy made it through an hour of uncontrolled cruising at high speeds. I think it's safe to say his mind works well enough. Many, maybe most, people I know would panic.

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    111. Re:It's called the key by Cramer · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing, and then went to lookup the specs for the car... it's a drive by wire, totally electronic system. The "start" button is only a suggestion; if the car is in motion, it'll do nothing at all. It might not have even honored the shifter to go to neutral. (again, not a mechanical link anymore)

      Sounds to me like a cruise control gone mad. Foot off the pedals, the car should naturally slow down. Removing the key might work if it's not wireless. (my key is bluetooth. it'd have to be outside the car for it shutdown ("theft mode"))

      For the record, the lexus HS I drive, I'm told, has a manual override in the brake system. The first half travel is electronic; if you continue pushing the pedal to the floor, you're pushing on the hydrolics. (and the e-brake is a steal cable to the rear calipers)

    112. Re:It's called the key by mvdwege · · Score: 2

      Also, the guardrail is usually situated on a soft shoulder. One of the wheels suddenly entering a surface with different traction characteristics is asking for a car to end up careening all over the motorway.

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    113. Re:It's called the key by danomac · · Score: 1

      I wonder what it'll take before manufacturers will realize a mechanical failsafe is required? This isn't the first story I've read of this happening, and it surely won't be the last.

    114. Re:It's called the key by msauve · · Score: 1

      Yep. At least in the US. Covered by FMVSS 135, which only requires a parking brake to hold a vehicle stationary for 5 minutes on a 20% grade (which is the equivalent of about 0.37g). Anyone who's left their parking brake on knows that the engine can easily overcome its influence (at least for every car I've ever driven).

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    115. Re:It's called the key by SomePgmr · · Score: 5, Informative

      Uh, guys... we can probably stop trying to troubleshoot with all the obvious stuff like turning the car off, shifting to neutral, parking brake, etc.

      From the article:

      A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution.

    116. Re:It's called the key by mlts · · Score: 1

      Every single car I've driven, same thing. Pop it into neutral, or release the clutch, and the vehicle will eventually coast to a stop. Almost all cars made within the past 5-10 years have engines that have rev limiters on them, so the engine will be noisy, but it shouldn't throw a rod. If the engine has to go off, that isn't too hard. Push start cars like a number of Nissans, Lexuses, and others, one holds the button in, cars with a conventional key can get turned to off. In all cases, because the vehicle is in gear, it won't lock the steering wheel, so the vehicle can be pulled over.

      The -only- exception to this was a vehicle I read about that was completely drive by wire. Completely as in steering, acceleration, breaking, and gear selection (even neutral) were all computer controlled. So, when the computer had issues, the driver was basically SOL. However, in the US by law, steering and braking have to be mechanical, and I think Europe is the same.

    117. Re:It's called the key by FrankSchwab · · Score: 1

      It's a manual engagement of SOME braking system, generally a pale imitation of a real one.

      On my Civic with rear drums, it activates the rear drums (and not the front disks). It will slow the car if running at speed (I'm not crazy enough to yank it hard enough to lock the wheels at 100 KPH), but if the engine were driving the car I'd expect the brakes to overheat and fade long before I got down to a reasonable speed.

      On my Ford Explorer with rear disks, the parking brake engaged a very small drum brake located inside the disk. Yes, it would slow the vehicle, but stopping under engine power was probably impossible again.

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    118. Re:It's called the key by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      Probably not.
      I've never been in a car that locked out neutral at any speed. You probably just have to press the shifter lock button to get to N from D at speed.

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    119. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was an automatic that was specially adapted for disabled people, and this generation Renaults starts with a smart-card and button, no key to turn "off". They will not intentionally stall your engine while moving.

      Maybe a kill switch should become standard on cars where the driver cannot directly control whether the engine is turned off by means of the normal systems.

    120. Re:It's called the key by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Lecerf has filed a legal complaint after his Renault Laguna, which is adapted for disabled drivers

      A Renault Laguna is a normal car. This particular Laguna isn't.

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    121. Re:It's called the key by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Go into an empty parking lot with an automatic transmission.

      ... put the care into drive. .. then pull the handbreak...The car will keep rolling on every vehicle I've ever driven

      At that speed the car will be in a low gear, so it is more likely for the engine to overpower the handbrake. At 125 mph the engine will be in a high gear, so less likely.

    122. Re:It's called the key by neumayr · · Score: 1

      While those stats are interesting, it doesn't matter. It's not enough to warrant the loss in vehicle control you get by detaching your engine from the drivetrain.

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    123. Re:It's called the key by mlts · · Score: 1

      In some cars, it can take almost a second for the vehicle to get back into a usable gear, as well as spin up the TC so a tap on the gas causes the vehicle to accelerate.

      If sitting in line idling, I'll pop it into neutral and drop the parking brake so the engine doesn't have to keep spinning fluid in the TC, but a 1-2 second delay getting into gear at worst means someone impatient lays on the horn. I'd not want to lose an important control function in other cases.

    124. Re:It's called the key by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the brakes in all cars are more powerful than the engines. A couple of years ago after the claims that Toyota's were accelerating on their own, Car and Driver decided to take several cars out, get them up to 100 mph and then hit the brakes while keeping the throttle floored. Every car stopped just fine, even the modified Mustang Cobra that had 700 HP was able to stop, albeit it took a few hundred feet. All of these incidents are people who simply don't know how their vehicle operates.

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    125. Re:It's called the key by Type44Q · · Score: 2

      Handbrake at those speeds would either be useless, or suicidal

      LOL! Only if you're travelling in reverse! :p

    126. Re:It's called the key by mlts · · Score: 1

      To me, an emergency brake is the guardrail... It will do a good job slowing a vehicle down, although the results definitely won't be pretty.

    127. Re:It's called the key by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Maybe if he had cut the blue wire instead of the red wire.

    128. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Throw the 'key' out the window?

    129. Re:It's called the key by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      Not sure if you're making a distinction between hand- and emergency brakes, but... Anyway... Not necessarily the case, though probably so with newer cars. I know for a fact that my '99 Ford Ranger's emergency brake is powerful enough to not only hold the car in place if put in drive, but require a not trivial amount of gas pedal to defeat depending on how hard the brake was stomped.

      In this case the emergency brake's (foot actuated, not hand pulled) cable is in fact just a separate actuator for the main rear drum brakes, though - it's not acting on some small baby-brake of its own.

    130. Re:It's called the key by Totenglocke · · Score: 0

      So their brilliant technician couldn't even come up with the idea to hit the brakes? That makes me thankful Renault's aren't sold in the US if their techs can't even figure out how to push the brakes, put the car in neutral, or simply turn it off. Before you claim "he was going too fast for the brakes to stop him", that's not true at all. Car and Driver tested various cars for this after the claims of Toyota's accelerating on their own and showed that even modified sports cars (like a Roush Mustang) have brakes powerful enough to stop the car when the pedal is stuck to the floor. http://www.caranddriver.com/features/how-to-deal-with-unintended-acceleration

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    131. Re:It's called the key by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Turn it to "off" and the engine will lose power.

      No, that is not the solution. That will cause the loss of power steering and braking.

      The car will stop. Also, you can shift it in to neutral. Might not be the best for the engine at high RPMs, but it'll do the trick.

      Put the car in neutral with the engine on- this will allow you to maintain control of the vehicle while you stop it. Don't worry about the engine RPM's- the limiter should keep it at a safe RPM.

      Seriously, I have trouble believing these "My car is stuck going fast and can't stop!" stories are anything other than failure to understand how to operate your vehicle.

      Not just the driver- none of the police or dispatchers involved seem to have a clue either.

    132. Re:It's called the key by Ghaoth · · Score: 1

      Scene 1: Police car pulls along side Renault. Officer opens fire on the radiator, piercing it with several bullet holes. Radiator drains. Engine overheats. Berserk computer stubbornly refuses to stop engine. Engine finally seizes. Renault grinds to a halt. Bruce Willis congratulated on another successful hostage situation.

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    133. Re:It's called the key by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Nope, there's no conventional key. The ignition is entirely computerized."

      Okay, but that's Renault. Based on past products of theirs, I rather expect bonehead design from them. Apparently, this story is just an illustration of that very thing.

    134. Re:It's called the key by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      I hear that purposefully transposing "brake" & "break" is the preferred method of trolling spelling nazis these days.

      But they probably say that about everything.

    135. Re:It's called the key by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      I would just put a piece of my tinfoil hat in the the cigarette lighter, instant short-circuit.

      The glovebox light quivers in fear... :p

    136. Re:It's called the key by Totenglocke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, you're thinking of the throttle. I'm unable to find mention of any car with a drive-by-wire clutch.

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    137. Re:It's called the key by zzottt · · Score: 1

      RTFA "Then each time he tried to brake, the car accelerated, eventually reaching 125mph and sticking there."

    138. Re:It's called the key by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Really? I've never even heard of a manual "by wire" transmission -- i.e. anything with a pedal, DSG (doesn't have a pedal) and "flappy paddle" doesn't count. Every one I've ever seen is direct cable or hydraulic linkage to the pedal. (well, until you talk about a transit bus)

    139. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The handbrake isn't a binary switch. He could have slowly engaged it to reduce his speeds without locking up the rear wheels. If he employed this method, he'd have to do it sparingly as the brakes would overheat if left engaged and the car didn't stop shortly after. That being said, I'd love to conduct an experiment to see if the handbrake could be used completely stop a front-wheel drive car going 125MPH.

    140. Re:It's called the key by deimtee · · Score: 1

      I'm betting that he coasted to almost a stop and then tried to pull off the side of the road.

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    141. Re:It's called the key by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "... an ignition switch that literally shuts off electrical power to the coils..."

      I started to write coils, but not all cars/trucks have them anymore. I have seen some with solid-state electronic modules instead.

    142. Re:It's called the key by nukenerd · · Score: 2

      Most handbrakes I've used can barely hold the vehicle against an idling engine, let alone one that's propelling a car at 200km/h.

      In fact it could take less force to slow the car from 125 mph down to about 40 mph than from "idling" speed to zero, although it will take longer. At 125 - 40 the car will be in a high gear (high speed but low torque) and there will be a lot of wind resistance as a bonus. Moving at "idling" the gearbox will be at a low ratio (low speed but high torque), and the idling governor might (depending on the set-up) give all the throttle it needs to keep it up to idling rpm.

      Handbrakes almost never get used, so they're the first thing to seize up.

      Speak for yourself, I use mine at every traffic light rather than keeping my foot on the footbrake. Anyway, don't you have an annual roadworthiness test in your neck of the woods, handbrake included? The testers are quite fussy about the handbrake in the UK.

    143. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead and enlighten us, show us one single car with a "drive-by-wire" clutch. They don't exist.

      Modern cars use hydraulic clutch linkage, which will indeed always disengage the clutch when pressed (unless something breaks).

    144. Re:It's called the key by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      If you read up on it, you'll find out that every case the car could have been stopped just fine if the drive had used their brain. Even on a 540 HP Roush Mustang, you can stop it with the throttle floored at 100 mph just by using the brakes. Then there's always putting the car into neutral, park (not ideal) or just turning it off (again, not ideal). The problem is that the drivers A) don't think because they're scared B) push the wrong pedal (if I recall right, black boxes from Toyota's a few years back showed that none of the drivers claiming runaway cars hit the brakes) or C) don't operate the car properly, such as if it has a push button ignition they just push the button quickly - which won't turn it off (safety feature to prevent you from accidentally turning the car off while driving) - you need to push and hold the button for a few seconds for it to shut the engine off while driving.

      Sorry, but you really shouldn't blame companies, engineers, governments, or vehicles for user error.

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    145. Re:It's called the key by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Do we know whether or not the car actually had an automatic transmission? Auto transmissions are mostly popular in the US and Japan. Everywhere else manual transmissions are at least as common as automatics. If the car did have a manual transmission that makes the story even more incredible. It means that he didn't have a traditional clutch and thus couldn't separate the engine from the transmission by merely pressing down his foot.

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    146. Re:It's called the key by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      It [handbrake] probably would have broken. The parking brake doesn't typically use the hydraulic system the rest of the car uses. In my vehicle, it's a wire than runs back to a separate, much weaker, mechanism.

      It certainly should not break, even with "panic" strength applied, unless the cable is partly rusted through (but don't you have a roadworthiness tests where you are?).

    147. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The car is a Renault, who have been pushing hard on technical tricks like keyless entry, meaning there is no key to remove. There will be a start/stop button but it may not function at speed "for your safety" since the assisted brakes (irony!) and power steering will drop away.

    148. Re:It's called the key by jythie · · Score: 1

      You got lucky. There is a good chance of the car going out of control if you apply the hand break at those speeds, if the break does not disintegrate first.

    149. Re:It's called the key by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      No, the "emergency" brake is not the right term. It has no where near enough power to stop you at speed. It will hold the car when stopped. Every car I've had, from little econobox to family sedan can quite easily overcome the holding power of the parking/handbrake.

    150. Re:It's called the key by zzottt · · Score: 2

      but you can always force the shifting stick into neutral regardless of the clutch, even on brand new computerized cards with manual transmissions

    151. Re:It's called the key by Cramer · · Score: 1

      I've been there. Lexus (and I suspect Toyota too) know the battery in the fob is dead, and will not complain at all once the fob is moved away from the button's power coil. It's supposed to warn you before it gets too low.. but if you have a 2yo climbing on you and effectively standing on the buttons for an hour... I don't know what the car would do if the key were, say, thrown out the window going down the highway. (at $350 per fob, I'm not about to try it.)

    152. Re:It's called the key by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      If only it wasn't illegal even for officers to shoot from moving vehicles.

    153. Re:It's called the key by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Or even better you could just press down on the clutch pedal to completely separate the engine from the transmission and then just let friction or hills gradually slow you down.

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    154. Re:It's called the key by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      It would take a very long time for an overheated rear brake to slow a car down from 200kph. Rear brakes are smaller than front ones, they're usually not even ventilated. Some cars with rear disc brakes have a smaller drum brake for the hand brake, because disc brakes require much force to operate.

    155. Re:It's called the key by jythie · · Score: 1

      I suspect their technician had a bit more knowledge about their car and situation than random people on the internet. From the piece, pushing on the break did not work, and I suspect that since this sounds like a drive by wire system the other options might not have been available either. Not all cars have a kill switch you can just shut things down.

    156. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well he could have shifted the car to neutral then applied the parking brake ALL cars have a neutral gear and a emergency brake the emergency brake is designed to be used in just that an emergency it locks the rear brakes with a cable relying not on hydraulic pressure or the engine running to engage. And if he had done so immediately when his malfunction happened he would have done so at ~60 mph rather than the max his car could go...

    157. Re: It's called the key by Golden_Rider · · Score: 1

      This car doesn't have a "key", it has a button that says "Start/Stop".

      Exactly. And since the button is connected to a computer, any malfunction big enough will result in the button doing absolutely nothing at all when you press it to turn off the engine.

    158. Re:It's called the key by Cramer · · Score: 1

      You are assuming the computer is obeying you. When it fails, it may not care what you're doing to the switch. And my car doesn't have a physical shifter to "put it in park" -- park is a button like everything else, and it activates automatically when the system is turned off.

      (I like my race car technology... a big red it-kills-all-electrical-power disconnect switch.)

    159. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking out the key risks engaging the steering lock. It sounds like a ground fault where energizing the brake pedal switch, raises the level on the poor connected ground wire, which might be common to the gas pedal ground. That would make a false signal in the gas pedal wiring!!

      Bad engineering and assembly, besides the markup for Renault spareparts is 150% at most garages, stay clear of Renault, unless you wife wants it in the divorce settlement.

    160. Re:It's called the key by Githaron · · Score: 1

      I think it is way past time for us (as in every country on Earth) to pass laws that ban any further manufacture of vehicles that lack a mechanical key switch and mandate that any existing vehicles be modified by the manufacturer to comply with that law within six months, or else those vehicles are no longer allowed to be driven on public roads.

      And who, pray tell, would be paying for these modifications?

      It is one thing to put forth a requirement on future vehicles but it is another thing to expect that all existing vehicles be modified.

    161. Re:It's called the key by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      There is no key in a late model Laguna. They have a little card thing and a start/stop button.

    162. Re:It's called the key by Libertarian001 · · Score: 2

      If he was physically and/or mentally unable to take action (your words) then he had no business driving.

    163. Re:It's called the key by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      On most cars the handbrake actuates the same rear shoes as the footbrake. If the rear shoes burnt out at 60mph (or 125) with the handbrake, so they would routinely with the footbrake. They don't.

      We have some people here saying that the rear wheels would lock up, start a spin etc, while others say the handbrake is useless, does practically nothing. Which is it?

      In fact a handbrake would/should be capable of locking the rear wheels - if you panic-pull it full on suddenly. What you should do in this situation is (as someone else said) hold in the release button and bring it on gently, easing off a bit at any sign of yawing. Bringing the speed down safely will be a slow process, but should be done long before you finish crossing Belgium, small country though it is.

      The guy certainly would not have had this experience on a UK motorway. They are so crowded he would have rear-ended someone within seconds.

    164. Re:It's called the key by msim · · Score: 1

      I can't see why not, motorbikes have had this sort of thing for over thirty years and even brand new bikes with all the whiz bang electrickery & dual clutches, etc STILL have a manual kill switch that cuts the ignition.

      I mean even if it's sitting on the top of the steering column so a dickhead passenger can't trigger it by going "what does this do", it's still a good idea.

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    165. Re:It's called the key by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Although that is often true for the accidents where someone claims that they pressed the brake but actually pressed the throttle, you can't honestly tell me that you believe that none of the people whose vehicles were runaway for minutes at a time never hit the brake pedal. If you actually believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

      See, the thing is, these cars don't have real brake pedals. They have little stepper motors and a spring. The computer decides whether it sees the brake pedal being pressed. If that wire breaks or the computer wedges, you can press the pedal to the floor, and it isn't going to slow the vehicle down at all, because you are not in control over the brakes at all. The computer is.

      Thus, you have a single electronic point of failure for your throttle and your brakes, and no way to disable or hard reboot the single computer that is running both of those systems. Without a mechanical key switch, you are no longer in control. At all.

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    166. Re:It's called the key by QuesarVII · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not all cars have a kill switch you can just shut things down.

      And that's the problem right there then.

    167. Re:It's called the key by Thangodin · · Score: 1

      It sounds like most of the controls are wired controllers--that is, if the controller electronics or computer have become faulty, you no longer have a way to control the car. It's a bit like playing a game and having your controller stop responding while your character goes running into a room full of bosses, only in this case, you're the character. This is a lot more common in cars today that most of us are aware; there are many cars out there that have millions of lines of code designed to prevent you from making a catastrophic mistake, but who knows what can happen if this goes wrong. The steering seems to be the only thing that was still available in this case.

    168. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The laguna uses a button to start the engine. One does not simply turns of a Laguna. Not if the car is on drive.

    169. Re:It's called the key by Tridus · · Score: 2

      They had a Renault engineer on the phone during all of this, and couldn't come up with a way to stop the car.

      So if it can be stopped by the brakes (which the article says actually sped the car up), neutral, or just turning it off, wouldn't they maybe have thought of that at some point?

      No, the real problem here is these cars are too computer reliant and if the computer has a problem the driver is just along for the ride.

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    170. Re:It's called the key by hduff · · Score: 3, Funny

      Uh, guys... we can probably stop trying to troubleshoot with all the obvious stuff like turning the car off, shifting to neutral, parking brake, etc.

      From the article:

      A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution.

      Did they think to ask the car to surrender? /oblig

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    171. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^----- This. The brake pedal causing the car to accelerate seems highly unlikely without some major hacking, and even if the brakes are bad the emergency brake should still be working. I hope the car is still in good shape so the manufacture can inspect it, I imagine we will be hearing more on this story.

      I don't know if they're doing it to braking systems yet, but my wife's Honda has a drive-by-wire gas pedal. With all the networking going on in high-end cars, I could see a brake light-out indicator accidentally triggering the drive-by-wire accelerator.

    172. Re:It's called the key by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with the parent - neutral or just shut the key off (though obviously not all the way to lock - that too would be seriously bad). Neutral has the downside of possibly leading to engine destruction depending on the failure mode (though very unlikely with modern ECUs and injection), but it's better than destroying the whole car and killing people in a wreck. I know some dingbats might not think of that in a crisis (my ex wife being a great example), but surely the police would think of that as a better idea than trying to clear miles and miles of freeway for this guy to burn up all the gas.

    173. Re:It's called the key by serbanp · · Score: 1

      In which way am I losing the vehicle control when coasting? It's not like my left foot and right hand get suddenly incapacitated so that I can't shift into gear if needed...

      I can understand the argument if driving on wet/icy road conditions (when I do engine-brake), but otherwise?

    174. Re:It's called the key by ls671 · · Score: 1

      Yeap, keeping on Goggling about it to see if some technology breakthrough could cause to review my position, I found that some say it is even illegal in many states in other cases...

      Another good point I found is that not only you may need to accelerate to avoid an accident but even if you need to brake, the car will behave weirdly because it is freewheeling.

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    175. Re:It's called the key by hurfy · · Score: 1

      So, with the bazillion safety devices required in cars noone requires an actual OFF switch??
      As soon as one country does, they would no doubt spread.

      Seems simple enough, require a cutoff switch like even the cheasiest race cars do. We now install like a dozen airbags, surely one decent toggle switch wouldn't make much of a dent in the price.

    176. Re:It's called the key by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      I would recommend against this practice [coasting] mainly for security reasons. You may suddenly need to accelerate to avoid an accident.

      In many years of driving I have never once needed to accelerate to avoid an accident - except when overtaking, when of course I am certainly not going to be in neutral. Can you give an example of how this could occur - passing a red light and realising you need to get clear of the intersection asap perhaps? Not my style. I confess I did used to coast downhill years ago (college days) but do not do this today as (as others have said) modern cars shut off all fuel on the overrun.

      Your advice on "security" grounds is very dated - it originated in the days when car brakes were quite poor, final drive ratios were quite low and the engine drag was a significant part of the effect. I actually have my Grandfather's "How to Drive a Motor Car" handbook from the 1930's that explains this. However, in all my own cars over the last 20 years (all larger cars), the retarding effect of the engine on the overrun is near negligable. I have also driven small cars where it is an appreciable effect however.

    177. Re:It's called the key by CdBee · · Score: 2

      Electronic engine stops do not operate while the car is in-gear and moving - for safety reasons as doing a full engine shutdown by accident by knocking the button could have catastrophic results

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    178. Re:It's called the key by milkmage · · Score: 1

      who knows what kind of modifications were done?

      "Lecerf has filed a legal complaint after his Renault Laguna, which is adapted for disabled drivers, jammed at 200km/h (125mph) and the brakes failed,"

      furthermore -
      "A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution." ...I doubt the driver it at fault here.

    179. Re:It's called the key by CdBee · · Score: 1

      My Volvo has a hydraulic clutch, thats effectively drive by wire.

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    180. Re:It's called the key by QuesarVII · · Score: 1

      And who, pray tell, would be paying for these modifications?

      It is one thing to put forth a requirement on future vehicles but it is another thing to expect that all existing vehicles be modified.

      Car manufacturers already have to pay for safety recalls. This would be a safety recall.

      A mechanism to solve this would be very simple anyway - a nice big relay on the power input for the computer connected to a switch installed on the dashboard anywhere near the driver. Have a cover over it to make sure it can't be hit accidentally maybe too. That would solve the problem with very minimal changes.

    181. Re:It's called the key by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Wow. I don't think you're pulling it hard enough (ba-doom-tish!). I've managed to stop, from town speeds, every car I've ever had, using the handbrake. It's one of the things I test when I buy a car. There's a long straight downhill stretch between my nearest town and the sh!thole down the bottom of the hill - long enough to have a "truck brake rest area" at the top of the stretch and another one at the bottom. I can stop my car from 80km/h using the handbrake before it reaches the bottom. Foot off the gas, stick it in third or second gear, and pull slowly but firmly on the handbrake. You can feel it bite, and you just keep on pulling.
       
      To get the feel of what your handbrake can do, try pulling a handbrake turn next time you're on dirt - off the gas, stick in neutral if you want, yank the handbrake while turning the steering quickly one way, then the other - it should lock up the back wheels and send you into crazy-fun land.

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    182. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call BS.
      You can't get a car inspected in my state(TX) if it doesn't have a kill switch. They will flunk you right then and there if your key being turned off doesn't turn everything except accessories off. It's the first thing they check, turn car off then on, if they can't do that cycle you fail inspection.
      Thanks to my Saturn ION 2007 for that...stupid ignition cylinder breaks and doesn't let you turn the car off.

    183. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've also driven one of these models of car. I couldn't figure out how to stop the engine, couldn't figure out how to turn off the lights, could not figure out how to lock the car. Most of these things just sort of "happened" when I pulled out the card and walked away. Oh, there was also a parking brake that was a push button. Not a toggle, a button. Crazy.

      And before you ask... the manual was in French. I couldn't understand it.

    184. Re:It's called the key by DeSigna · · Score: 1

      Turning off the key loses brakes and steering, if it even turns the car off. I'm pretty sure it's a push button start.

      I'm also guessing that if the computer is really malfunctioning enough to ignore input from the accelerator it might also be ignoring input from the gear shift and start button. If someone has an hours worth of time and the mental capacity to call in a police escort they've probably tried a few things before getting to that stage.

      The best bit of the article is this:

      A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution.

    185. Re:It's called the key by Totenglocke · · Score: 2

      Hydraulically assisted isn't the same as electronically controlled....

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    186. Re:It's called the key by CdBee · · Score: 1

      using a 2-litre 4cyl car I've tested this using OBD diagnostic tools. Coasting down gradients in neutral at 40mph shows a very high mileage per gallon of 60-80mpg. Coasting down in gear causes the OBD reader to lock to its highest reading - 240mpg. Its worth staying in gear as long as possible then declutching for the last bit of slope to build up speed.

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    187. Re:It's called the key by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Yes, and seeing how multiple times with other vehicles people claiming that it was "accelerating on its own" were later found to have been pushing the wrong pedal, what seems more likely - that the car was possessed and the brakes sped it up or that the driver wasn't thinking and kept pushing the wrong pedal? Seriously, stop and think rationally for a moment - which is more logical, the brake pedal spontaneously causing acceleration or the user pushing the wrong pedal?

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    188. Re:It's called the key by jrumney · · Score: 1

      A typical modern automatic will stop the fuel intake if you take your foot off the accelerator in D, but engine brake (ie use fuel to actively slow the engine down) if you shift down or use the brake pedal.

    189. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can remove the card but it doesn't stop the engine.

    190. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do not have proper control over your car when it's in neutral -- your cornering is compromised. In short, putting your car in neutral and coasting down the slope is DANGEROUS because the handling of the car is all screwed up (proper cornering relies on the wheels not "free wheeling").

    191. Re:It's called the key by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Ah, now I'm remembering why I haven't been on /. in a year or so. People here are so convinced that they and their fellow man are infallible that they would rather make absurd claims about machines magically changing their function than to accept that humans do stupid shit all the time and then try to blame it on inanimate objects.

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    192. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what it'll take before manufacturers will realize a mechanical failsafe is required?

      They realized this long ago and have been selling cars with such failsafes for many, many decades. It's a device called a "clutch", and nearly (or possibly) every manufacturer sells models equipped with them. Often they're cheaper than ones without, and all you have to do is chose that.

      This fellow couldn't because he was disabled, but for the vast able bodied majority, the option is there if you want it.

    193. Re:It's called the key by exomondo · · Score: 1

      I've done exactly that in a old chevy and a newer honda at over 115 mph just to understand my cars limits. Both times i slid in a completely straight line.

      Did you still have your foot on the accelerator whilst doing so?

    194. Re:It's called the key by Cramer · · Score: 1

      The e-brake actuates the rear brakes alone @ 100% -- in this case, with the engine still trying to pull the car forward. Depending on the vehicle, the normal foot brake sends no more than 50% of the force to the rear wheels. (60/40 is common on the things I'm aware of.) Most of the stopping power is in the larger front disc brakes. That's also where most cars have all the weight. (i.e. the engine.) Trying to stop a car from speed with only the tiny rear disc, or worse DRUM, brakes is a tall order. (yes, I'm shocked to see current year model cars rolling out with f'ing drum rear breaks.)

      Controlled use of the hand-brake (if it is a hand mechanism vs. a pedal) is hard to do. It's even harder in a panic situation. Locking the rear wheels at 60+ would almost certainly end in a rolled car.

    195. Re:It's called the key by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Nevermind that the parking brake is nothing more than a manual engagement of the same brake system. If the brake system isn't working for whatever reason that little manual handle or pedal isn't going to do a thing.

      In the UK it is a legal requirement that the handbrake does not use the same system as the footbrake, except for the shoes themselves, which are far less likely to fail than the means of actuating them. Thus the footbrake system is hydraulic (usually) and the handbrake is Bowden cable.

      As it happens, though in the UK I have an American car, but it is the same and no different from the USA models in this respect I understand, so I guess the law is the same there.

    196. Re:It's called the key by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Anyway, don't you have an annual roadworthiness test in your neck of the woods, handbrake included? The testers are quite fussy about the handbrake in the UK.

      Nope. Around here (Ontario, Canada) vehicles are only tested for road-worthiness when a new license plate is applied for (usually, after a transfer of ownership).

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    197. Re:It's called the key by serbanp · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, the discussion was about manual transmission, where you can do coasting; I'm pretty sure no one with an automatic transmission would switch between D and N while the car is moving.

    198. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the entire problem is likely a computer software glitch to start with..

      Definately worth trying, but who knows if it would actually work.

    199. Re:It's called the key by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Don't you think they mentioned this possibility while on the phone with him for an hour?

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    200. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we can trust this online paste from a random owners manual:

      http://www.csuvs.com/parking_brake-338.html

      "
      The parking brake is not recommended to stop a moving vehicle.

      However, if the normal brakes fail, the parking brake can be used to stop your vehicle in an emergency. Since the parking brake applies only the rear brakes, the vehicle’s stopping distance will increase greatly and the handling of your vehicle will be adversely affected.
      "

      etc.

      it is a brake system. it is a brake system that is separate from your other brake systems. therefore if you want to stop, feel free to use it
      better than the alternatives :D

    201. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nissan == Renault.

    202. Re:It's called the key by hawguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I call BS.
      You can't get a car inspected in my state(TX) if it doesn't have a kill switch. They will flunk you right then and there if your key being turned off doesn't turn everything except accessories off. It's the first thing they check, turn car off then on, if they can't do that cycle you fail inspection.
      Thanks to my Saturn ION 2007 for that...stupid ignition cylinder breaks and doesn't let you turn the car off.

      Many newer cars don't need a key to start it - as long as your key is somewhere in or near the car, you can just press a button to start the car. And press a button to shut it off. This will work find under normal conditions (like your DMV inspection), but if the car computer ignores the "turn off car" button press while you're driving at speed, there's no way to force the car to turn off.

      Maybe fly-by-wire cars need a failsafe physical switch that manually cuts power to the ignition system or fuel injector pump.

    203. Re:It's called the key by PAjamian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Even on older cars the default state of the clutch is engaged. Most cars have a hydrolic clutch which can fail due to a burst hose or failed seal, etc. Other cars have a manual clutch which is basically just a cable that can fail from fatigue (the clutch cable breaks). In either of these cases if the clutch fails it is left *engaged* which means that you cannot release it. The only case of a clutch failing and not leaving the engine engaged is when the clutch plate itself is worn out and then you get what is known as the "clutch slipping" (and eventually not engaging at all).

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    204. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name one car with a drive-by-wire clutch.

    205. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which cars would those be?

    206. Re:It's called the key by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

      "Modern", we're mostly talking fuel injected cars with ECUs that appeared in the mid 1980's onwards.

      Honda were one of the first to use computer controlled engines that would shut off supplying fuel when the accelerator is not pressed.

    207. Re:It's called the key by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      It's *called* the emergency brake. In traffic school.

      But from my experience... It has very little stopping power. Cause I've accidentally driven miles with them on in every car i own :D

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    208. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with your slowdown plan in a French Police car.

    209. Re:It's called the key by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      No! Most likely, it would have incinerated the parking brake in seconds. That would have been preferable to the other possibility, that is, locking up the rear wheels and spinning out.

            That parking brake is NOT an emergency brake unless you are going very slowly and very carefully use it.

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    210. Re:It's called the key by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 2

      There's also no physical way for the brakes to not stop the car - all modern cars brakes are connected hydraulically to the actual pads, and power-boosted so you can get more braking power. There isn't a mechanical means by which you can push the brake and somehow accelerate the car - unless you're hitting the accelrator.

      This sounds way more like he left the cruise control on and kept stepping on the accelerator, then panicked about it - because pressing the accelerator in most cars won't disengage cruise control.

    211. Re:It's called the key by v1 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was interesting that there were two paths that would do this, both of which are a reasonably likely response in a panic situation -- tap the button a zillion times, or try to mash it into the engine compartment.

      I'd say those two cover the reaction of almost any panicking driver.

      it's also because a momentary switch fails closed a lot more than open. If it fails closed, 4 seconds later the car shuts off, you don't even need to do anything. (getting the car started again will be a challenge for your dealership to figure out) If the contacts are getting intermittent, you can probably still manage a series of brief presses if you hammer it enough. So it actually covers ~95% of the possible failure path.

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    212. Re:It's called the key by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      I'd like to conduct an experiment on the car whereby someone manages to show how the brakes - even if they were somehow triggering the accelerator - couldn't have stopped the car, because everytime this comes up it's pointed out that full on brake-force will over-power the engine and stop a car.

    213. Re:It's called the key by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

      The keys are about £500 to replace, compared to a full tank in UK money is £60, or ~$20 in the USA.

    214. Re:It's called the key by HycoWhit · · Score: 1

      Handbrakes sure better work at high speeds. Hurtling down I-95 toward NYC in an old Dodge pickup. Driving toward a toll booth, press the brakes and pedal drops to the floor with zero pressure. It was slam into a row of cars or use the emergency brake. Just like I learned in drivers ed back in the 80's--held up the brake release and slowly engaged the parking brake--viola. Was safely able to bring the car to stop in a matter of seconds realizing the regular brakes had failed. So give me a break--there should have been multiple ways to stop the car. The fact the guy could talk on the phone until the car ran out of gas just makes me think everyone involved was an idiot.

    215. Re:It's called the key by hawguy · · Score: 1

      The handbrake isn't a binary switch. He could have slowly engaged it to reduce his speeds without locking up the rear wheels. If he employed this method, he'd have to do it sparingly as the brakes would overheat if left engaged and the car didn't stop shortly after. That being said, I'd love to conduct an experiment to see if the handbrake could be used completely stop a front-wheel drive car going 125MPH.

      In some cars the parking brake is separate from the hydraulic brakes - it may have it's own (smaller) caliper, or may use a small drum instead of the disk that the hydraulic brakes use. So it has a lot less heat shedding capacity and very well may fail to stop a high speed car.

      Additionally, many American cars have a floor pedal to set the parking brake, you press down to set it, then press down again to unlatch it, which makes modulating the brake difficult.

    216. Re:It's called the key by adolf · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried it?

      Yes. On a 4L30E and 4L60E, I can shift to neutral whenever I feel like. Reverse is locked out (or at least SHOULD be), but that's both different and something that I'm unwilling to test.

    217. Re:It's called the key by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      It sounds like most of the controls are wired controllers--that is, if the controller electronics or computer have become faulty, you no longer have a way to control the car. It's a bit like playing a game and having your controller stop responding while your character goes running into a room full of bosses, only in this case, you're the character. This is a lot more common in cars today that most of us are aware; there are many cars out there that have millions of lines of code designed to prevent you from making a catastrophic mistake, but who knows what can happen if this goes wrong. The steering seems to be the only thing that was still available in this case.

      Except - and I'm going to stress this - there is no modern car in production which doesn't have hydraulically linked brakes.

      My Prius - essentially state of the art technology - has hydraulically linked brakes. The worst possible situation is that the power-boost can shutdown and I'd have trouble applying strong braking force. Unless you actually cut the brake lines though (which would trigger all manner of warnings) I would still be able to brake the car.

      No one does drive-by-wire brakes, for exactly the reason that there's any number of situations you want the brake to work when the car is not on.

    218. Re:It's called the key by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      You clearly haven't pulled hard enough. Every ebrake I've used is not only enough to stop a car at a creep roll, but it's extremely jerky - one click will seem like nothing, and the next will be a full on jerk to an instant stop.

    219. Re:It's called the key by adolf · · Score: 1

      Uses less gas to stay in gear and shut off fuel to the engine. This is because it doesn't merely shut off fuel to the engine, it also opens all the valves.

      Can you elaborate on this engine which is capable of opening all of the valves?

    220. Re:It's called the key by jythie · · Score: 1

      I suspect much of that comes from how many here work with machines and see them malfunction in our day to day work. Yeah, humans are plenty fallible, but the idea that someone was suck in a car for an hour (or more) and getting advice from one of the manufacturer's tech failed to do basic things like 'shut off the engine' if the option was there, is kinda out there.

      The plausibility the car's embedded system having a bug in it is somewhat higher.

    221. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually that's not entirely true. I do a lot of high speed driving (on closed road courses in racecars) and have been in many similar situations. A driver can definitely come to a controlled stop from ~60 (or even a bit higher, although 125 is stretching it) by scraping into most common metal or concrete barriers. It's certainly feasible if you're calm, do it intentionally, understand what's going on, and steer appropriately. However, in this particular scenario there were probably other mitigating factors, even if 125mph was an acceptable speed against the barriers in question:

      A) If the accelerator signal was actually stuck on, and the brake signal dysfunctional (as appears to be the case according to TFA), you could shed some speed that way, but eventually you'd get slow enough that the car's torque would overcome the remaining friction and you'd just be grinding along at a constant speed. If that speed were ~25mph or less, it might've been worth trying to jump out of the car at that point (if the barrier was on the passenger side), but if it were higher you'd just be making your situation worse. You could try to turn into it a bit harder at that point to increase friction, and I'd guess the first fallout would be blown front tires, which definitely puts further vehicle control in doubt and the engine's still trying to go all out at that point...

      B) If the driver wasn't in his right frame of mind and a driver of decent skill (for normal road drivers), he could've freaked out in such a situation and made matters worse by bouncing off or turning in to sharp, either of which would lead to the car spinning and possibly flipping.

      But really, I still think there's something wrong with the facts in the article, they just don't jive. I can understand this isn't a Toyota (totally the fault of deranged consumers) situation, due to the fact that the car was modified with some assistive gas/brake inputs for the disabled that may have gone crazy and actually caused the gas/brake behavior described, but...

      What I can't understand is how the owner, the police, and the supposed Renault Engineer (likely it was some local mechanic the cops called, and likely there was miscommunication involved? I don't know...) couldn't figure out how to turn off the engine. A car can definitely be safely stopped on a regular road with the engine off, although it will take a while to slow down without brakes. I suspect one fact that must be missing from TFA is that the driver was the disabled person the system was installed for and couldn't operate the normal controls of the car, but there still should've been a way to shut that car down. Either way, the mfg/installer of the assistive device is probably the primary culprit here, not Renault or all drive-by-wire cars in general.

    222. Re:It's called the key by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Do we know whether or not the car actually had an automatic transmission? Auto transmissions are mostly popular in the US and Japan. Everywhere else manual transmissions are at least as common as automatics. If the car did have a manual transmission that makes the story even more incredible. It means that he didn't have a traditional clutch and thus couldn't separate the engine from the transmission by merely pressing down his foot.

      I think it's safe to assume that the Renault technician he was on the phone with would have suggested "Press the clutch pedal to the floor, coast to a stop, make sure the car is in neutral, wait for the tow truck to arrive to help figure out how to shut it off."

    223. Re:It's called the key by budgenator · · Score: 1

      If the car is modern enough to have a start/stop botton, it's modern enough to have a rev-limiter, just shift the tranny into neutral and you wouldn't even blow the engine.

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    224. Re:It's called the key by rachit · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not all cars have a kill switch you can just shut things down.

      Only if it is a legitimate acceleration. Then, the car has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

    225. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A handbrake will (eventually) stop a car from high speed, I've done it before with failed brakes on a racetrack (in a relatively standard production car). The added accelerator input would've made it worse, but I still think the brake would've won in the end, or at the very least it would've slowed him way way down, possibly slow enough to take some other course of action (e.g. safely drive off-road into grass and mud to get the speed down further, then maybe get slow enough to jump out of the car or crash it into a stand of trees or whatever). When you use a hand (emergency!) brake in a high speed situation you usually destroy the shoes in the process. The normal shoe material basically goes white hot and melts off from the heat, at which point the metal backing plates become the friction surface. Hot metal-on-metal will slow down a car pretty well. The main problem with these scenarios (usually) is that the brake will be permanently seized afterwards and a mechanic will have a hell of a time replacing the molten parts.

    226. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    227. Re:It's called the key by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      They had a Renault engineer on the phone during all of this, and couldn't come up with a way to stop the car.

      So if it can be stopped by the brakes (which the article says actually sped the car up), neutral, or just turning it off, wouldn't they maybe have thought of that at some point?

      No, the real problem here is these cars are too computer reliant and if the computer has a problem the driver is just along for the ride.

      On the phone but not in the car. If someone's going crazy in a car, there's not a lot you can do once they tell you "no the brake isn't working really!".

    228. Re:It's called the key by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      Aren't high level seizures actually able to leave you low-level functioning without any real ability to engage in complex reasoning?

    229. Re:It's called the key by atheos · · Score: 1

      I blame hollywood, since the "stuck accelerator" is a popular trope in film. I've had numerous discussions with people on this matter who had no idea that simply shutting off the ignition would bring your run-away car to a halt. Just don't trigger the steering wheel lock.

    230. Re:It's called the key by HideyoshiJP · · Score: 1

      If a highly rigid piece of the guardrail, such as a bolt) were to catch on a rigid part of the car at those speeds, it could cause a violent reaction that could be difficult for the driver to predict, including sending the car into a spin, bouncing it back onto the road, or puncturing a tire. If the driver reacted incorrectly to any of these situations, he or she might end up colliding with another vehicle, exiting the roadway, or flipping the vehicle over. Having said that, I'm glad this fellow ended up alright. I'm also quite glad my car has a traditional key and manual transaxle. If my brakes failed or electronic throttle malfunctioned, I do have a few safeguards that can help me out. I'll blow my engine intentionally before I let my vehicle injure me too badly.

    231. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, some of them certainly were disabled.

    232. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vehicle in this story was built by "fellow man" and is also therefore "fallible".

    233. Re: It's called the key by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a car that locks the steering wheel without the transmission being in park.

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    234. Re:It's called the key by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Foot off the gas is almost exactly the opposite of WOT.

    235. Re:It's called the key by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Surely there'd be more than one trigger for an electronic throttle to shut down, and using the emergency brake should be number 1 or 2 on the priority list.

      Uh, no. I have an electronic throttle and I've driven for almost a block before realizing I forgot to release the parking brake.

      Also his vehicle was specially modified for disabled drivers according to, ahem, *the fucking article.* No details are given as to the modifications though. If it was a typical vehicle, the answer is to throw it in neutral, and if that doesn't work (which it would), then just rear-end the car in front of you and you'll come to a stop eventually. Usually better than careening out of control for 125 miles over the course of an hour.

    236. Re:It's called the key by Cito · · Score: 1

      if you read the article it states the car was modified for disabled use.

      2nd when he pressed the brakes the car accelerated

      which means probably the disability modifications plus bad EGR valve that Toyota had problems with also.

    237. Re:It's called the key by Grog6 · · Score: 1

      The rest of us call it a "Rockford" turn.

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    238. Re:It's called the key by guruevi · · Score: 1

      If the car's electrical control system is malfunctioning, not so much. These days everything is on the same CAN bus (ignition, gears, pedals).

      I have had a similar situation happen when my on-board car computer fried, the car was parked but the gearbox wouldn't shift it out of park, the key would operate the electrical system so the steering lock and anti-theft disengaged but the gear lever wouldn't change the gears from park to neutral.

      The roadside assistance had fun towing that thing out of a tight parking spot, literally had to drag the thing slowly onto a flatbed, repairs (which were covered under warranty) took several days and would have been $1200 to ship a brand new computer system with matching keys and remotes.

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    239. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, Be calm. Turn Hazards on. Ignition to off position and gently press brakes till car comes to stop.
      1st thing you will notice is lack of power steering and power brake boost. The car will stop.

    240. Re:It's called the key by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      My car has the same wording in it's documentation.

      Once I'm past 40mph, simply letting go of the gas causes more deceleration than the handbrake could. "stopping distance will increase greatly" is... an understatement.

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    241. Re:It's called the key by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      My driving class instructor explicitly called it the parking brake, and explained exactly why. You experience agrees :)

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    242. Re:It's called the key by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Harumph. Well, "handbrake on" should be a "throttle off" trigger - just like footbrake turns off cruise control. I can't believe car designers/engineers are THAT stupid - they must have thought of this and decided against it.
       
      Yes, I'm aware I've strayed from the core of the article - I was just musing on safety design issues in general.

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    243. Re:It's called the key by guruevi · · Score: 1

      But unlike ATX power supplies, the button is wired directly to the same system which has an OS between the two. ATX power supply and the motherboard are two separate entities, green wire to high or nc will shut the power supply down. In cars, the motherboard controls both the power supply and the rest of the controls with an OS similar to VxWorks.

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    244. Re:It's called the key by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The handbrake, parking brake is in no way stromg enough to stop a car. Did Ou never accidently move of with your car while the break still was locked?

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    245. Re:It's called the key by guruevi · · Score: 1

      a) Not instant short circuit - the cigarette lighter is able to deliver ~10-15A which is plenty to put something (cabling, plastic or your tinfoil) on fire.
      b) There are fuses that protect the individual circuits. Outputs that have user-interaction are separately wired (so your iPod charger can't shut down the entire car while driving at full speed)
      c) Before you blow through the main fuse you would need to draw 80-120A. Those fuses are humongous.
      d) Even if you manage to blow all the fuses in the car, a gas engine is generally self-powered once it is started, also there is an alternator with a diode bridge which can likewise supply ~80-100A typically but would require a power draw of over 300A to blow through it's internal wiring.

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    246. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have never driven a car have you.

      Handbrake is a very small brake. it is NOT "suicidal" Sorry to brake it to you... your handbrake is not like you see in the cars from Toyoko Drift.

    247. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing the gas pedal for the clutch pedal. Cars with 'drive by wire' clutches don't even give you a clutch pedal, such as the ForTwo.

      I'm unaware of any car that has three pedals where the clutch pedal isn't directly linked (via hydraulics or some other mechanism) to the clutch itself.

    248. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the frell would someone with EPILEPSY be allowed to drive?

      Secondarily, how could anyone WHO IS HAVING A SEIZURE continue to control the car at high speeds, twice?

      Something isn't right here.

    249. Re:It's called the key by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      Is this had been a motorcycle, one flick of the red switch on the handlebar and end of story.

      Cars need an emergency shutdown if the key does not have a direct connection to the ignition circuit.

    250. Re:It's called the key by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I take it you know everything about cars from Movies.

      Drift cars are NOTHING like a street car.

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    251. Re:It's called the key by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      How exactly do you shot down a vehicle?
      Shoting into the tires has no effect on the engine.
      Killing the driver: neither.
      On top of that shooting on a highway/motorway with lots of other traffic, certainly is the most bright idea I ever heared.

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    252. Re:It's called the key by NeoMorphy · · Score: 1

      Brake-by-wire, combined with today's brilliant programmers. Time to reboot the car.

    253. Re:It's called the key by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No not unless you put your car on neutral.
      I have mistakenly driven with the hand break on. It just feels like you are driving up hill

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    254. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Around here it isn't called a handbrake, it's called a parking brake. If you live in an area that's mostly flat, the thing basically NEVER gets used, so yeah, it rusts out and seizes right up. In fact, if you haven't used it in a long time, you're afraid to because it might apply and THEN seize.

      They only test the cars here when you buy a used one, although they do random testing I've heard. You can own a vehicle for 20 years and not get subsequent tests.

    255. Re:It's called the key by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Handbrake at those speeds would either be useless, or suicidal. Even pulling the handbrake at lower speeds can be extremely dangerous.

      Have you ever even tried pulling on the handbrake? It's not easy braking with it. If your transmission is in gear, you're only going to slow down. Unless you were super strong, you'd never come to a dead stop without also shifting into neutral at the same time. The most likely scenario is that you'll wear out your brakes, which would be quite dangerous, and your fuel economy would go down the drain. You can lock your wheels up, but only if you're on low-traction tires.

      The handbrake techniques you might've seen on TV are special. They're not easy to pull off, usually requiring tremendous arm strength, and the purpose is less to stop as it is to lock the wheels up. Even for a panicked driver who yanks on the handbrake, it'd be difficult to pull one of those off accidentally.

      Trust me, when your brakes go while you're driving on a highway, the handbrake and the ability to quickly downshift are your best friends.

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    256. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is INSANE!
      My Mom's Altima will not do that. If the key's battery dies the car dies after a minute or two. Luckily that keyfob has an actual key inside it that slides into a dock and brings the magic button back to life.

    257. Re:It's called the key by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      BMW has an adaptive steering system that can fail and disconnect the steering wheel from the front wheels. Yet they are legal in the USA.

      And there have been several reports of the system failing into a no steering state. I'll stick with cars from 2005 and older.

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    258. Re:It's called the key by AVee · · Score: 1

      ...and kept pushing the wrong pedal...

      There weren't any pedals, the driver was disabled and the car was modified to be driven using hands instead of feet. The cause of the problem might well be in those modifications.

    259. Re:It's called the key by jythie · · Score: 1

      Yep. Running out of gas.

    260. Re:It's called the key by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Unless you're at the top of a long, long hill, the difference isn't going to be much.

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    261. Re:It's called the key by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      It's probably quite rare, but I'm a living counter-example. With my daughter driving and me in the front passenger seat, we found ourselves gaining on a bus in one of the middle lanes of a 5 lane interstate section. The bus braked for no particular reason and as my daughter considered dropping back, she realized a pick-up truck and another van, within two car lengths back, in both adjacent lanes, were both still accelerating and were simultaniously signaling they were attempting to merge into the exact spot she currently occupied.
                  She goosed the accelerator enough that we passed the braking bus at 85 MPH, as it dropped all the way to 30, veered around it all the way onto the gravel outer shoulder, and managed to avoid the accident, as both those other vehicles both rear ended the bus and sideswiped each other simutaniously trying to grab that same lane, before overcorrecting and nudging other vehicles, spinning out into guard rails, and so on, in a beautiful display of the new Olympic sport of syncronized crash test dummying (spoiled only because the car that went to the inside clipped concrete instead of steel and so slowed quicker).
                  One of the drivers (the bus in front) turned out to be intoxicated and had a lengthy screw up record, but the other two just felt like changing lanes, etc, on a simultanious whim. Both of them swore they had not seen our bright blue big honkin van in the spot before they aimed right for it (nor had they evidently spotted each other across the one lane clear air gap between them). We got to hear it all when we pulled over and came back to render assistance as possible. When the police responded and one of these drivers complained to the Highway Patrol officer for not citing my daughter for speeding, since she had just 'admitted' to it, it caused the officer to say that he was not going to ticket her for being the only skilled driver there and doing the one thing that probably reduced the overall severity of the accident for everybody. He pointed out we would have been at ground zero for all three impacts otherwise and he'd probably have been charging at least one other driver with vehicular homicide.

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    262. Re:It's called the key by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The engine does not need to "overpower" the brake. The speed of the car already does that.

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    263. Re:It's called the key by Predius · · Score: 1

      No, it shouldn't. There are uses for handbrake on, with throttle. Just like brakes on with throttle is ALSO a valid mode of operation. Don't dumb my car down because you're scared of it.

    264. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like "emergency make the car smell funny" lever!

      -RIP Mitch Hedberg

    265. Re:It's called the key by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      And so French police have never considered that simply finding a long stretch of straight road and pulling a cruiser or two in front of the guy and allowing him to gently ram them from behind - then using the cruiser's brakes to slow the pair down - would be a lot safer? So what if they get banged up?

    266. Re:It's called the key by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      You pull in front of it and fire one round into the radiator. If you can't hit a car radiator from ten meters, you should never, ever carry a gun. Have you ever looked under the hood of a car?

    267. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution.

      You know, I'm willing to bet this guy suggested all these things, and since you know how the story ends, they didn't work.

      I'm willing to bet that when the problem exists between the seat and steering wheel, the same problem also exists between the phone and steering wheel.

    268. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What kind of operating system does it use?"

    269. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not at 120mph they don't.

    270. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He might have been able to hit the brake pedal, had you first figured out how to get his legs working.
      The car was modified for disabled use and used speed dials instead of accelerator and brake pedals. Which probably also affects the viability of neutral gear or ignition solutions.
      But you would know that if you bothered to read the article. So instead of being a smartass, you just ended up being a dumbass. Good job.

    271. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its other name is "emergency brake"

      Sorry, but it's not an emergency brake; it's a parking brake.
      A common misconception among you young-ums.

    272. Re:It's called the key by dryeo · · Score: 4, Informative

      The car was modified for a disability. I don't know how but I had a friend who was paraplegic so had hand control, push for throttle, pull for brake. The hand controls may be setup in such a way that it is possible a malfunction has the brake operating the throttle.

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    273. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it also opens all the valves. This reduces engine drag down to a pretty low level.

      That's a pretty tricked out top end, most cars I'm familiar with have some sort of mechanical interconnect to the valves (lifters / pushrods timed by a camshaft) that will cycle the valves opened / closed as the crankshaft spins. They would be open for parts of the exhaust/intake stroke only, and still closed during compression stroke (thus compression braking the vehicle).

      Many cars also use an interference design, where the valves would be smashed into by the piston if they didn't close before it reached the top of it's stroke.

      To do what you say, there would have to be some other electro/mechanical timing system beyond the usual timing chain/belt that could be frozen open, and a non interference design to the cylinder, as well as reliable enough sensors to start the valve train timing again perfectly in sync with the pistons. Has anyone built such a thing?

    274. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try it from >60mph with both on full. There's a decent chance electric brakes will burn out first.

    275. Re:It's called the key by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Who's scared? Test condition{handbrake},{velocity} if {handbrake} = ON AND velocity = 0, THEN throttle = released ELSE throttle = off
       
      I'm sure someone with better logic skills can widen this to include various other parameters like transmission=neutral. Or put the various transmission and engine management systems into a test or maintenance mode if you want to put the car on a dyno, or similar. It's not such a difficult thing to consider - "hey, if the car's moving and someone pulls on the handbrake, maybe we'd better shut off the throttle". As I said, surely this has been considered and rejected - I'd still like to see the decision tree for the various states of the throttle - just what conditions would cause a normal, or emergency shut-off?

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    276. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about CTRL-ALT-DEL?

    277. Re:It's called the key by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Yep... at full throttle, no water would destroy the engine in a few minutes. Trying to dissipate half a megawatt of heat from burning fuel heats things up pretty quick

    278. Re: It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine does, but it's a manual so I could just apply enough leverage to force it to neutral.

    279. Re:It's called the key by Kahlandad · · Score: 1

      "A lot of times, I'll drive for like 10 miles with the emergency brake. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake."

      -Mitch Hedberg

    280. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or throw the keys out the window.

    281. Re:It's called the key by slack_justyb · · Score: 1

      Exactly, I think a lot of people here are under the impression that car makers make all of these systems independent. A typical drive by wire system will try to process your request to do something, like switch gears or turn off, based on a set of logical rules. If the accelerator logic is stuck and it is a soft fault that isn't caught and sent to the dispatcher, then the dispatcher is going to process your request for either of those two things (off, neutral) as if nothing is wrong.

      Depending on the logic, it may make no sense to the system to go into neutral at 125 MPH or to turn off the system. Worst yet, the whole thing could have just killed over completely. So requests being sent to the dispatcher never even make it. The only thing in these kinds of situations that's going to work is a hard reset, which regrettably they don't tend to build one of those buttons into cabin of a car. So the only solution is to pull the plug... Which is located under the hood.

      Maybe someone could pull a Keanu Reeves and slide under the moving vehicle? Unplug it from there? :-)

    282. Re:It's called the key by jrumney · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure no one with an automatic transmission would switch between D and N while the car is moving.

      I know most people use their automatic transmission as "set and forget", using only P, R and D, but they can also be used as a clutchless manual, which can avoid unnecessary braking when the traffic is crawling slower than the idle creep speed, for example, or coasting without the added friction of the engine.

    283. Re:It's called the key by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      ...'99 Ford Ranger's emergency brake... is in fact just a separate actuator for the main rear drum brakes ...

      99 Ford Rangers used drum brakes? Seriously?
      Ok, I just looked it up, they did.
      That's so archaic...

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    284. Re: It's called the key by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Thus engaging the steering wheel lock.

      On any car I've seen, turning the key to "off" does *not* lock the steering wheel. Removing the key from the lock does.

    285. Re:It's called the key by 3dr · · Score: 2

      No, it's a separate system. The parking/emergency brake is an entirely separate brake system that uses a mechanical linkage instead of the main hydraulic system. Even if your car has 4-wheel disc brakes, the rear rotors have a small drum brake designed into them, actuated by the parking brake pedal, lever, etc. A loss of brake fluid or other outright failure in the primary system does not affect this mechanical backup.

      The bad part is that so many cars are FWD, and the parking brake is on the rear wheels. This is a testament to it doubling as an emergency brake (you do not want e-brake on the front, steering wheels), yet being nearly useless in FWD cars. That is, instead of fighting directly the output torque of the engine at the wheels, e-brakes in FWD cars can only add slight drag to the car. A runaway throttle in a FWD car can't be directly fought with the e-brake like RWD cars.

    286. Re:It's called the key by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      It is an emergency brake in the sense that all of them that I've ever seen have a separate mechanical linkage (usually by cable) to the rear brakes that will work even if the normal hydraulic braking system is non-functional.

    287. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my Jeep TJ I actually had a 50cent linkage plastic part snap in the cab.

      Basically the clutch level became disconnected from the shaft that leads through the firewall.

      I was in 2nd and accelerating when it happened so was easily able to get it off the road, slacken off on the gas a tad, and ease the shifter into neutral and brake.

    288. Re:It's called the key by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Or just pop the battery out of the electronic key fob.

    289. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opens all the valves? What? Is it a magic camshaft?

    290. Re:It's called the key by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      Locking the rear wheels at 60+ would almost certainly end in a rolled car.

      Maybe if you're a high profile vehicle...or possibly if you slide off the road. But "almost certainly"?

    291. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Found another story about this indecent."

      something other than his life was flashing ?

    292. Re:It's called the key by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

      Modern cars with manual transmissions often have a drive-by-wire clutch, in the sense that the pedal is nothing more than a force-feedback joystick.

      [citation needed]

      I've never seen such an arrangement. What make/model are you talking of?

      No dual-clutch automated manual has a pedal. All the single-clutch automated systems (e.g. BMW SMG) removed the pedal as well. In things like a WRC rally car, when driven normally, the clutch is completely automated with a computer and a hydraulic cylinder pressing the clutch - but the pedal on the floor still directly works the clutch by a typical hydraulic system, as a failsafe.

    293. Re:It's called the key by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I've been able to do that in reverse but never moving forward in cars with rear drum brakes if the emergency brake was properly adjusted. It has to do with the geometry of the mechanics which grab harder in the forward direction than in reverse.

    294. Re:It's called the key by matunos · · Score: 1

      A parking brake on an automatic and a handbrake on a manual are not built the same.

      At any rate, at those speeds, the handbrake probably wouldn't have helped much.

    295. Re:It's called the key by Above · · Score: 1

      As of right now I won't buy a car with "push button ignition". It is a convenience I don't need, and there are enough situations where manual control is a huge feature, like these. There are also plenty of more minor stories of being unable to properly tow a car with a dead battery and other stupidities.

      I hope I always have the option to buy a car with a real key and ignition, but who knows, if people like the push buttons I may not have a choice in a few years.

    296. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most (if not all) cars with button starts now let you jab them 3 times quickly, or hold them down to shut down the car regardless of operating speed.
       
      [citation needed], but IIRC, Toyota had the hold-the-button-down shutoff implemented in that one case of unintended acceleration where the off-duty police officer and his family died in the rental car, but since then, they have implemented the jab-the-button shutoff, too.
       
      The only problem with fly-by-wire and non-keyed ignition systems is that it shutting it off is all-in-all dependant on a microcontroller or microprocessor, and (as we know in the software world) that is only as good as the program it runs. In this case, it seems that perhaps a programmer didn't include enough catchalls or failsafes, or perhaps the uP just hung for whatever reason, rendering the manufacturer-designed shutdown systems inoperable. I would imagine they have CPU supervisors already; perhaps they need a secondary CPU for failsafe switchover?
       
      /rambling

    297. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article it looks like nothing was wrong with the car at all, so there's no need to diagnose anything.

      The driver had two epileptic seizures and his leg pushed on the accelerator and his muscles locked up. The car did exactly as it was supposed to when one floors it, it accelerates until the speed limiter kicks in.

      If this person wishes to live or not is his decision, but people who are not physically able to safely control their car should, *for the sake of everyone else lives*, not be allowed to do so.
      It's really as simple as that.

      If he wants to endanger his own life, then as long as that's all he's doing, more power to him.
      But the fact he has frequent seizures and loses control of his vehicle (he claims this is not the first time he has done this) - If I was on the road anywhere near him I would demand his arrest for attempted murder.

      Inconsiderate selfish asshole doesn't kill himself or anyone else - news at 11

    298. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the computer controls the relay, and takes an on/off input from the start/stop button or "key-that-is-really-just-a-switch".

    299. Re:It's called the key by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Given that the car was modified for a handicapped driver I expect that it has an automatic transmission. That way the driver doesn't have to worry about activating the clutch, shifting the transmission, steering the car and operating the throttle* all at the same time.

      * For those of you who've never driven a manual transmission you have to coordinate the engine speed controlled by the throttle with the gear you're shifting to to get a smooth shift.

    300. Re:It's called the key by dwywit · · Score: 1

      So, it's not allowed to be used in an emergency? "Sorry Honey, I know we're hurtling down the hill to our certain death because the hydraulic brakes have failed, but it's a parking brake".
       
      It serves both purposes - to be used in an emergency, and as a primary device to hold the car still when parked. If it was only a parking brake, then why does it use friction material (pads/shoes) and a drum or disc to rub against said material ? Instead of some other method?

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    301. Re:It's called the key by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

      Handbrake at those speeds would either be useless, or suicidal.

      You forgot "fun".

    302. Re:It's called the key by socialleech · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never driven in the snow.. Using the handbrake in a FWD vehicle in the snow allows you to control braking, without losing traction on your power wheels. You have to feather it, be very careful, and you have to hold the release the whole time(setting the handbrake while driving would be, to be blunt, fucking retarded.), but it works.

    303. Re:It's called the key by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Two stars for using the word "breaks" properly! ;)

    304. Re:It's called the key by dwywit · · Score: 1

      cough*synchromesh*cough

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    305. Re:It's called the key by SampleFish · · Score: 1

      This happened to me in an old GMC van. The carburetor had some rust where the throttle linkage connected to the actuator. Tapping the gas pedal would make it speed up but not down. After stomping on the pedal a few times trying to get it lose I did just turn the key off and pull over. Luckily I had some oil with me at the time. The rust was visible. I just lubed it up nicely and worked out the rust. No problem. I don't like fly by wire cars. The idea of a non-physical link to your steering, braking and engine cut off is revolting. Sounds like suicide.

    306. Re:It's called the key by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Maybe computer controlled cars should be required to be triply redundant like aircraft. At least two or the 3 computers have to agree for some action to occur. That doesn't protect you from bad software but it does from a computer failure.

    307. Re:It's called the key by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Not really - brakes are designed to convert kinetic energy into heat via friction - so they're also designed to shed heat efficiently - you'll notice that braking systems have all sorts of active ventilation systems around them - look up designs for "ventilated brake disc". High-performance racing systems can work even when the disc is glowing red. Admittedly, handbrakes won't do it as well as the footbrake systems - the handbrakes in my cars run mechanical/cable linkages to a shoes/drum combo on the rear wheels, which are disc/drum combos.
       
      Are you saying you wouldn't use your handbrake in an emergency, if the situation demanded it?

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    308. Re: It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every car I've owned and driven have a separate key position for off and lock. If your stupidly designed car doesn't have a separate position for these two very important functions, immediately return it and get your money back.

    309. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why would traction control suddenly engage the brakes at full lock? I don't think you understand how traction control, stability control or abs works.

    310. Re:It's called the key by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      They would be open for parts of the exhaust/intake stroke only, and still closed during compression stroke (thus compression braking the vehicle).

      True but you recover most of the energy lost during the compression stroke as the air decompresses during the firing stroke. Exhaust valves usually open before bottom dead center on the firing stroke so you'd loose a little there.

    311. Re:It's called the key by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Handbrakes are linear devices. Besides, he was in a car modified for a physical disability, so who knows if it even HAD one.

    312. Re:It's called the key by volmtech · · Score: 1

      All cars have an electric fuel pump. Splice a disconnect switch into the power lead. If the car misbehaves flip the switch off, engine supers and dies, no drama.

    313. Re:It's called the key by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Pop the battery out of the key.

    314. Re:It's called the key by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There isn't a mechanical means by which you can push the brake and somehow accelerate the car - unless you're hitting the accelrator.

      Or unless this was some fucked-up drive-by-wire (or rather, brake-by-wire) system.

    315. Re:It's called the key by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Where on earth is this true? And even if so, who's going to arrest them?

    316. Re:It's called the key by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Another suggestion, take the tin foil off your head and wrap it around the key fob.

      (I'm not trying to imply anyone is wearing tin foil but it was too good a line to pass up.)

    317. Re:It's called the key by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Uh, guys... we can probably stop trying to troubleshoot with all the obvious stuff like turning the car off, shifting to neutral, parking brake, etc.

      From the article:

      A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution.

      On one hand a Renault having multiple systems failures preventing the driver from shutting it down is believable. On the other hand a Renault going 125 MPH stretches credibility.

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    318. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in the case of electronic/computer malfunction, this action stopped working, what then?

    319. Re:It's called the key by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The guy must have a pretty benign version of epilepsy if he had 2 episodes and was still able to steer the car at 125 mph. If he can do that I'm not sure it's necessary to deny him a drivers license.

    320. Re: It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You go 200 km/h. First your steering wheel locks, then your body locks as you get epileptic seizure. Wonderful day!

    321. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming the software will read the "to neutral" signal and actually do that. With buggy software, all bets are off.

    322. Re:It's called the key by sjames · · Score: 1

      You mean the "Emergency make the car smell funny lever"?

    323. Re: It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for informing your observations.

    324. Re:It's called the key by adolf · · Score: 1

      I think the point was that the handbrake can be a useful implement for things other than for parking and emergency stopping.

      Especially with front-drive cars in the winter: Handbrake maneuvers (with one or both feet working the foot pedals -- including the throttle) can get the car to move in ways which would be impossible otherwise -- especially when there isn't enough room (or time) for other methods of inducing oversteer.

      No, the techniques are not obvious to someone not unfamiliar with the art, which apparently includes you (which is OK). But applying the handbrake should not be interpreted to be anything but what it is: An instruction by the driver to apply simple, mechanical braking to the rear wheels.

      Meanwhile, a dedicated OFF switch would indeed be useful. Make it as prominent as the hazard lights of any modern German car while operating in the simplest fashion (no computer interaction is required to kill spark or fuel) and this runaway car problem will cease to exist.

    325. Re:It's called the key by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      If you can't hit a car radiator from ten meters, you should never, ever carry a gun.

      To be fair, doing that while hanging out of the window of a police car that is driving at 125mph is a little harder than it would be in a standing-still scenario. Especially if you're driving the police car at the same time... ;)

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    326. Re:It's called the key by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Texas, Nevada, California, Arizona

    327. Re:It's called the key by sjames · · Score: 1

      If France was a county in Texas you'd have a point.

    328. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way. You can not stop the engine if car is moving with speed is over 5 km/h, even if you remove the card.

    329. Re:It's called the key by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 1

      Dude, get your handbrake adjusted. its not hard but as the brakes wear, it needs to be tightened. All it does is force the brakes in the rear harder against the drum than they would be otherwise. It should most certainly prevent your car from rolling on an incline in neutral. That's the whole point of it.

      Many handbrakes are self tightening (but not all). So the more you use them, the better they get. That is why some people recommend always using your handbrake, to tighten it up every time. Personally I never use it unless parked on a hill. And be careful not to over tighten or your breaks will drag.

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    330. Re:It's called the key by sensationull · · Score: 1

      I feel for your tires, how many have you flatspotted on test drives.

    331. Re:It's called the key by sjames · · Score: 1

      If you're already doing 75 in most modern cars, you won't get much acceleration.

    332. Re:It's called the key by ed1park · · Score: 2

      Hate to burst your bubble... but have you ever driven a newer car with a keyless ignition (eg: Mercedes S550)? You change gears by pressing a computer button, including into neutral. There is no mechanical gear shifter. Now imagine if the computer software that changes gears froze and didn't respond to the neutral button anymore. Scary isn't it?

      Motorcycles have a mechanical kill switch. All newer computerized cars should have the same.

      Having a clutch pedal as one user suggested doesn't help for automatic trans cars because they use a torque convertor. Not a clutch. And it would just be confusing for the average person. Kill switch is the way to go.

    333. Re:It's called the key by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the reason I'm skeptical of "keyless" systems which seem to be all the rage these days.

      Yeah, they have a button you can press to turn things off, but that button was programmed (or managed) by the same group of idiots that programmed the rest of the drive-by-wire system.

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    334. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not saying it's impossible, but find me one car with a DBW clutch.

    335. Re:It's called the key by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Well then it's a good thing that I've never seen a car with electric brakes.

    336. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Not all of them unfortunately. I was looking at a vehicle a few years ago that had a push button parking brake (at least they didn't have the gall to call it an emergency brake) I think it was a land rover.... but I could be mistaken on that.

    337. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

      The handbrake simply employs a steel plate. It's not designed for that, to be sure, but it works just fine. Pull it gradually and it works just like a real brake.

      I used it for an hour (yeah, not ideal) when the master cylinder on my car cracked in the middle of nowhere and I had next to zero stopping power from the foot pedal.

      I played around with it at length and found I could do anything from a gradual deceleration to fully locking up the rear tires. It's not nearly as effective as 4-wheel disc brakes, but it's adequate. Using it about 20 times did not do any noticeable damage to the system, nor was it suicidal.

      This is all, of course, presuming you have a the majority of a brain.

    338. Re:It's called the key by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Front disc brakes and rear drum brakes, most likely. There's nothing seriously wrong with that setup - it's been quite common on smaller, inexpensive vehicles for a long time.

    339. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      I believe when this came up in all the sensationalism about runaway cars a while back it was shown that tapping the button didn't work while the car was in gear and moving, but that holding it down for 3 seconds always did.

    340. Re:It's called the key by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Yes they do, you typically have to hold the button for ~3 seconds though.

    341. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL!! It's a 1/8" steel cable.

      If you can break it with your hand, you are a fucking Hulk.

      Most e-brake systems use a 4" steel brake caliper. Again, there are frequently 4 such calipers in a dual-opposed configuration, one on each rear wheel.

      If you can break this, your car is rusted out so badly that it is unsafe to drive.

      Stopping the car either very gently and gradually, or by fully locking up the rear wheels should both be possible in any vehicle, but only after the engine was disengaged.

      The point that is going to break is the smallish calipers. They are not big pads and rotors (or drums) like a real brake, so there is not a lot of area to dissapate the heat. This alone may cause them to fail eventually under heavy load, but not from a single instance of stopping from any speed.

    342. Re:It's called the key by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      All non-electric cars, yes, but most of the cars with these brain-damaged designs are hybrids. You can cut off the fuel all you want, but if there's power in the cells, they'll keep going for miles. For hybrids, you would have to add a switch to control a relay that's electrically inline with the drive motor power supply.

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    343. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      That's ok, people who insist everything is drive by wire also ignore the fact that all vehicles have physical brake connections. Why would they treat the clutch any differently in their paranoia?
      Thing is, the clutch adds no more safety than you already have with the brake and the ignition, even on the most "wired" cars in existence. So far I've never heard of any car, despite all the ridiculous journalism, where the brakes have been proven not to work in these situations, or where the ignition does not allow you to turn off the engine if used properly (usually on these more advanced cars you have to hold the button for a few seconds, but it always turns off)

      So in short, these people need to leave their unfounded paranoia behind, learn how cars actually work, and stop worrying.

    344. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. Ok, whatever. :)

      Prefer putting dozens of lives at risk while weaving around in traffic on busy motorways through multiple countries, or locking up the rear tires for 2-3 seconds and having a small chance of spinning around a few times.

      Of course, if you've never intentionally locked up your rear tires with the handbrake just to make sure you know how to control your car in a spin, I call you a bad driver.

        We did that in my driver's education course when I was 15. Just sayin'

    345. Re:It's called the key by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Ideally, you'd want the relay on the power line to the drive motors, somewhere after the last normal control relay/transistor/* that controls whether power is going to the wheels. Otherwise, that component providing power to the drive motors could fail closed, and rebooting the computer wouldn't help. Any failsafe that doesn't absolutely guarantee a failure is not actually a failsafe. :-)

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    346. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Cars with "drive-by-wire" brakes don't exist either, doesn't stop all sorts of posters from claiming otherwise. For that matter, even the most computer controlled cars still have a way of turning off the engine, (I believe in some you have to hold the ignition button down for 3 seconds, but it still works)

      The level of uneducated paranoia in this thread is positively mind-boggling!

    347. Re:It's called the key by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >Seriously, I have trouble believing these "My car is stuck going fast and can't stop!" stories are anything other than failure to understand how to operate your vehicle.

      I had a car accelerate out of control under me once. At first, I thought the gas pedal was stuck, so I reached down and pulled it out. No luck. Brakes didn't work.

      So I turned off the car and coasted to a stop with my newly non-power brakes slowly pulling me to a stop.

      Was on the UCSD campus loop. Pedestrians everywhere. Terrifying.

      (The cause was a stuck accelerator cable - it was a known problem with the 80s-era Caprice Classics.)

    348. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Absolute BS. There isn't a car in production without a "real" brake pedal.

    349. Re:It's called the key by Tarmas · · Score: 1

      Lets not forget that the new Nissan Cube is designed by the Renault-Nissan Alliance.

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    350. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Thing is, they already have this. Push and hold the electronic ignition button for 3 seconds. I have never seen any convincing evidence that any modern car has ever failed to stop when someone has tried to turn it off properly.
      Of course we also have never seen any evidence of any car that couldn't be stopped simply by pressing the brakes either. So far every single one of these issues has been proven to be driver error, and not a mechanical failure. (or at least not a mechanical failure that an even half way competent driver couldn't have dealt with)

    351. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      And yet there are still no confirmed reports of any failure ever of this system to power off when requested. Only many reports of people who don't actually try. Honestly I'd prefer a big red "stop" button, but I'm not going to fault the car when the driver does something stupid, which in the end, nearly always turns out to be the case.

    352. Re:It's called the key by haystor · · Score: 1

      Typically this is holding the power button for a few seconds.

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    353. Re:It's called the key by mysidia · · Score: 1

      RTFA "Then each time he tried to brake, the car accelerated, eventually reaching 125mph and sticking there."

      Perhaps he should have hit the accelerator then, and attempt to take the engine sufficiently out of tolerance, to cause it to break and stop....

    354. Re:It's called the key by mysidia · · Score: 1

      It's the first thing they check, turn car off then on, if they can't do that cycle you fail inspection. Thanks to my Saturn ION 2007 for that...stupid ignition cylinder breaks and doesn't let you turn the car off.

      That only verifies that the key turns the car off under normal circumstances, like you would expect. It doesn't verify that turning off the key will kill the car, while moving, after a software bug has caused the drive-by-wire computer to lock up.

      The inspection is just a routine check, not a design review.

    355. Re:It's called the key by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Having a clutch pedal as one user suggested doesn't help for automatic trans cars because they use a torque convertor. Not a clutch.

      One does not preclude the other.

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    356. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Obviously those 2 episodes couldn't have been too bad that he could still steer at 125 mph. of course the fact that he let it get to 125 mph without using the brakes, the transmission, or the off switch, indicates that maybe there's another reason he shouldn't be driving...

    357. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      That's nice. but can you find even one single confirmed case where any modern vehicle failed to turn off when properly requested to do so? Doesn't seem that it has EVER happened.
      (and this "story" doesn't count because nothing is confirmed yet, only one guy's story, many of which in the past have proven to be idiot drivers))

    358. Re: It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Why on earth would you EVER flip it all the way to lock????? I'm not aware of any vehicle ever made that didn't have an off position a long way before lock.

    359. Re: It's called the key by jkflying · · Score: 1

      At 125mph power steering doesn't even help that much... it's at low speed that power steering is a lifesaver.

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    360. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Because the level-headed approach to a third problem out of a pool including billions is to ban things.

      I wish I had a machine that converted the knee-jerking kinetic energy of you mouth-breathers to electricity. I'd call it a "perpetual motion machine" (complete with quotation marks, just to make the snarkiness completely clear).

      Perhaps you could take your pansy ass back home and leave life to real men and women who aren't afraid of their own shadow.

    361. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      And what car was that? I find it HIGHLY suspect that the car had neither a park, nor neutral gear. It also seems unlikely that the whole gearbox would be backwards.
      I've seen PRNDL PRND21 PRND321 PRND54321 PRNDM but I have never even heard of a transmission without park and neutral gears.

    362. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also no physical way for the brakes to not stop the car - all modern cars brakes are connected hydraulically to the actual pads, and power-boosted so you can get more braking power

      That's true for most cars. It isn't for Mercedes vehicles equipped with SBC (Sensortronic Break Control) -- which is effectively a break-by-wire system. It's got some "interesting" software in it. I had to write code to talk to that module.

    363. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're thinking of the throttle. I'm unable to find mention of any car with a drive-by-wire clutch.

      The Smart car. It has something called AKC ("automatic clutch control"). This is actually something modern cars do have, like it or not.

    364. Re:It's called the key by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Modified car... lawsuit. I see a short lawsuit unless he's suing the people that modified his car.

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    365. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      It's very hard to come up with a solution when your "customer" is an idiot who doesn't follow your directions.
      Tech: "have you tried turning off the car?"
      Driver: "it's accelerating!!!!"
      Tech: "but have you tried turning it off?"
      Driver: "it's accelerating!!!!"
      Tech: "are you listening to me?"
      Driver: "it's accelerating!!!!"
      News Article: "the Renault technician couldn't come up with a solution!"

    366. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Well, I would start by pressing the "stop" button. Failing pressing the "stop" button once, I would hold it for 3-5 seconds. Do you have any proof that that would lock the steering? Because I don't believe it would.

    367. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      If you couldn't figure any of that out. What business did you have driving the car???? you should NEVER drive a car if you don't understand it's most basic operations.

    368. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      I would say that the fact that he spent an hour or more cruising uncontrolled at high speeds is in fact proof that his mind does not work well enough and that he did panic.

      I find it most likely that the Renault technician tried to help, but that the driver would not properly follow commands (accelerator mashed down, "I'm trying to press the brake and it isn't working!!!")

    369. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      if the steering wheel locks, you're doing it wrong. Every car has an off position before you get to lock. learn to use it, it's much safer than shifting to neutral (of course neutral would still be better than uncontrolled acceleration)

    370. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Which is more likely:
      1) several completely different and unrelated systems, some of which have full manual control to stop the car failed
      2) the panicking driver of a runaway vehicle didn't fully and properly follow the engineer's instructions.

      Unless there's some serious evidence to be presented, I'm sticking with number 2.

    371. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      I can't solve people's computer problems when they don't follow my directions either. doesn't mean their computers are to blame....

      I'd love to see more information on modifications that prevent the vehicle being turned off... that sounds like a real winner!

    372. Re:It's called the key by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand, I've never been in an automatic. They're quite rare over here; most people have a manual gearbox. Manuals have neutral but it's not marked, neutral is just not being in any particular gear.

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    373. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Turn it to "off" and the engine will lose power.

      No, that is not the solution. That will cause the loss of power steering and braking.

      which is not a problem at all. steering and braking both work just fine without their power assist, they just take more effort. Brakes even have a power reserve so you don't even need to use the "more power" option for a while after turning off the engine.

      The car will stop. Also, you can shift it in to neutral. Might not be the best for the engine at high RPMs, but it'll do the trick.

      Put the car in neutral with the engine on- this will allow you to maintain control of the vehicle while you stop it. Don't worry about the engine RPM's- the limiter should keep it at a safe RPM.

      you could do that, but I'd only ever consider it as a last resort after turning off the ignition. the ignition is a far safer solution.

      Not just the driver- none of the police or dispatchers involved seem to have a clue either.

      We know the driver was an idiot. there's no evidence that the malfunctioning driver properly executed the commands passed to him by the police, the dispatchers, or the technician. I won't blame anyone who had to relay their commands through him.

    374. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      What the police think of is irrelevant if the driver is panicking and not following their directions properly.

    375. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      I suspect the driver being at fault to be far more likely than any other situation.
      keep in mind that the technician was on the phone not in the car. All his instructions had to be performed by the driver.

      Which is more likely?
      1) the physical brakes failed
      2) the electronic accelerator jammed
      AND
      3) the ignition stop switch failed

      or that only one component failed.
      4) the driver

    376. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Do you have any evidence that he follows instructions properly?

    377. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell him to drive it to Belgium and wreck it there.

      Hey, we're Belgium, we can screw ANYTHING up!

    378. Re:It's called the key by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

      Modern lagunas are keyless; they use a keycard that either goes into a slot or works on presence alone, depending on the model. There is a start button but it can, of course, be ignored by software. Since it was modified for disabled drivers, I'm assuming this one has an auto gearbox as well, so your only option is the brakes, which might not be mechanical either.

    379. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pressing brakes ALWAYS disengages cruise control.

    380. Re:It's called the key by hotcut · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but try stopping with the "pedal to the metal" at 80km/h with the handbreak :) Sure, it can stop you if you ease into it - if power to engine is shut. But overcome the power of the engine at those speeds? Doubt it.

    381. Re:It's called the key by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Turn it to "off" and the engine will lose power. The car will stop. Also, you can shift it in to neutral. Might not be the best for the engine at high RPMs, but it'll do the trick.

      I've got very little experience with modern, electronically controlled cars, but....

      Simply turning the car off will, at least, allow the transmission/engine drag to slow down the car faster than a coast - similar to a light breaking.

      Shifting into neutral from drive on some automatic transmissions (eg. TH400) can potentially cause the transmission to grenade. I trust this doesn't apply in this situation...

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    382. Re:It's called the key by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Not many - I like to take them to the point of lockup, although that's not really an issue with anti-lock systems these days.

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    383. Re:It's called the key by EuclideanSilence · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the technician would have avoided suggesting certain options because of liability concerns. The guy has a large chance of dying anyway due to the company's mistake. Suppose the technician suggested something with a small chance of killing the driver, but the unlikely happened and the driver crashed due to the suggestion. The technician might not have suggested some of the breaking or engine destroying options even if he knew about them, especially if the driver is already being escorted by the police and a plan to wait until the gas runs out is already underway.

    384. Re:It's called the key by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Oh, and do they do a handbrake turn at 120mph, with power to the wheels, or do they throw it into neutral first? :)

      All this would do for him would be to kill him - and if not kill him, blow out/burn out his tires or brakes, resulting in an even less tenable driving situation until he runs out of fuel.

      I'm just glad for the guy he didn't have much fuel left in the tank...

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    385. Re:It's called the key by stooo · · Score: 1

      Laws require it. Stupid feature ? don't know.

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    386. Re:It's called the key by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Considering it'd reasonably cost a $40 relay to do this (or even a switch under the dash to unpower everything), I don't see why it hasn't been done a long time ago. That switch would be invaluable for service and repair, too: forget disconnecting the battery, just flip a switch and deny power to the whole system (except that switch and the relay).

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    387. Re:It's called the key by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Provided the car did indeed work, maybe. However, had he really panicked he would have crashed his car into the next concrete wall. Instead, he managed to keep it on the road, not crash it, and call emergency services. Not exactly the signs of mental problems.

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    388. Re:It's called the key by neumayr · · Score: 1

      As you understand the argument on bad road conditions, all that's left is a situation where the road condition turns from bad to worse unexpectedly. Shifting back into gear still takes some time. Plus, using the hydraulic brakes where the engine brake would do causes additional wear. However, I don't know how much wear would warrant how much additional fuel intake.

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    389. Re:It's called the key by dwywit · · Score: 1

      You're probably right, but it would be momentum and engine. IF you can put it in neutral, or turn off the engine, AND the regular brakes aren't working, THEN the handbrake will do the job.

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    390. Re:It's called the key by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but at 125mph, your solution is... to ram the car?

      If the vehicle is accelerating unexpectedly and beyond the control of the driver (or I guess, passenger at that point), getting close to it at all - particularly right up in front of it - is stupidly suicidal. You may as well suggest they shoot out his tires. That, at least, would put less lives in danger.

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    391. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there is a good chance your steering wheel locks to prevent thiefs from snatching your car...
      At 200 km/h. Ouch.

    392. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution.

      I thought this was /. where just about everyone has had experience with working on the other end of a hotline.
      Do you seriously believe that someone who is going 125 mph can give you the correct information on all the systems available?
      Most people who call a hotline can't even do that when they sit in front of their computers in their living room.

      Perhaps the guy locked the cruise control, who knows?

      I honestly cannot believe this story. Going at 125 mph for about 200 km (on roads where most people don't drive over 120 km/h) and having two seizures and all this without causing a major accident? BS...

    393. Re:It's called the key by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Handbrake as well would have worked surely?

      Renault now has stupid electric handbrakes. These helpfully won't engage over 7mph. I have accidentally put it on at 5mph and the car comes to a jarring halt.

    394. Re:It's called the key by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      There's also no physical way for the brakes to not stop the car - all modern cars brakes are connected hydraulically to the actual pads, and power-boosted so you can get more braking power. There isn't a mechanical means by which you can push the brake and somehow accelerate the car - unless you're hitting the accelrator.

      This sounds way more like he left the cruise control on and kept stepping on the accelerator, then panicked about it - because pressing the accelerator in most cars won't disengage cruise control.

      The car was adapted for a disabled driver. These adaptions can be anything from a knob on the steering wheel to an electronic joystick control. My guess is it was an electronic control that went wrong and the breaks really did work the accelerator.

    395. Re:It's called the key by SpinyManiac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What TFA is missing is that Renault Lagunas don't have an ignition key, they have an electronic card and a start button.

      From what other posters are saying, it seems there's no way to turn the engine off while the vehicle is moving. I can see Renault getting some flak for that design decision, if it's true.

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    396. Re:It's called the key by Chrisq · · Score: 2

      Go into an empty parking lot with an automatic transmission.

      ... put the care into drive. .. then pull the handbreak...The car will keep rolling on every vehicle I've ever driven

      At that speed the car will be in a low gear, so it is more likely for the engine to overpower the handbrake. At 125 mph the engine will be in a high gear, so less likely.

      Its a moot point in the Renault though. The Laguna has an electric parking brake that won't engage at speeds of over 7 mph

    397. Re:It's called the key by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Yes. I invite you to try it yourself. Run your car up to 60 and yank up on the brake. If you're lucky, you might have enough pavement to go into a flat spin without hitting anything. Otherwise, you hit something (or someone) and/or leave the pavement where your odds of rolling greatly increase -- i.e. into a ditch and then on your roof.

    398. Re:It's called the key by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Turn it to "off" and the engine will lose power.

      The vehicle in question doesn't have a conventional key. Observe. The card with the red fob hanging off it is the key and I'm not sure if the card is able to be removed while the vehicle is running.

      I have a Rrenault, and you usually only need the key to be in the car to start it - not in the slot. If the alarm is activated or you press the "lock" button on the fob when the car is already locked then you need to put it in the slot - I think this is supposed to make it harder for robbers from bundling you into the passenger seat and drive off

    399. Re:It's called the key by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      No, you're thinking of the throttle. I'm unable to find mention of any car with a drive-by-wire clutch.

      There are some, the Toyota Yaris Semi-auto, Citroens with EGS drive, and a few others.

    400. Re:It's called the key by Cramer · · Score: 1

      No, but I'm not the NTSB. And manufacturers are quick to cover these sorts of things up -- as best they can.

      I'd also like to point out, if the computer has stopped listening to user inputs, it stands to reason it wouldn't be listening to the many engine inputs either -- and that means the engine stops working (partially or totally) If this guy's story stands up (i.e. it's not user error), my money is on fault(s) in the aftermarket modifications.

    401. Re:It's called the key by SpinyManiac · · Score: 1

      On every car I've ever driven, the handbrake operates the rear brake pads/shoes by a cable. I have no idea what the steel plate you're referring to is, but it's clearly not universal.

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    402. Re:It's called the key by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      I would recommend against this practice [coasting] mainly for security reasons. You may suddenly need to accelerate to avoid an accident.

      In many years of driving I have never once needed to accelerate to avoid an accident - except when overtaking, when of course I am certainly not going to be in neutral. Can you give an example of how this could occur - passing a red light and realising you need to get clear of the intersection asap perhaps? Not my style. I confess I did used to coast downhill years ago (college days) but do not do this today as (as others have said) modern cars shut off all fuel on the overrun. Your advice on "security" grounds is very dated - it originated in the days when car brakes were quite poor, final drive ratios were quite low and the engine drag was a significant part of the effect. I actually have my Grandfather's "How to Drive a Motor Car" handbook from the 1930's that explains this. However, in all my own cars over the last 20 years (all larger cars), the retarding effect of the engine on the overrun is near negligable. I have also driven small cars where it is an appreciable effect however.

      It happened to me once in over 30 years of driving. I was waiting in a right turn lane (in the UK) and traffic was stopped at the red lights. I heard a screeching of brakes behind and in the mirror I saw a BMW plowing towards me at about 90mph. He could not change lanes becasue of lines of parked cars, so I accelerated and turned a hard left infront of the two lines of stationary traffic. The BMW went through cross traffic, fortunately just clipping a car which came to a halt and the BMW span out. Very rare but it can happen

    403. Re:It's called the key by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      Did you even RTFA? He was on the phone with an engineer from the car manufacturer and even they couldn't figure it out.

    404. Re:It's called the key by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Which sounds difficult, but describing a bicycle gear shift in text would probably make it sound difficult, too.

      Granted, for a handicapped user, automatic probably makes sense.

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    405. Re:It's called the key by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Handbrake as well would have worked surely?

      As any beginner driver who has ever forgotten to unset the handbrake before driving could tell you: no.

    406. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The handbrake is not and has never been called an emergency brake.

      It's literally a cable attached to your disk brakes. Pulling it at 125mph even slowly will either put your car into an uncontrollable spin or snap the cable.

    407. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that practically every automatic transmission on the road lacks a mechanical link from the shifter to the valves controlling the clutches and/or brake bands. (And some automatic trannies are just conventional trannies with a computer controlling the gear changes.)

    408. Re:It's called the key by terjeber · · Score: 1

      RTFA. Pay particular attention to the " his Renault Laguna, which is adapted for disabled drivers"

    409. Re:It's called the key by pev · · Score: 1

      Turning off? You've heard of steering locks right?

    410. Re:It's called the key by pev · · Score: 1

      Not all cars have a kill switch you can just shut things down.

      And that's the problem right there then.

      Having a kill switch would cause more danger than it prevents. Driving with either idiotic drivers or kids...? Look at how close people drive to each other, not nearly enough space for a safe stop if the car in front of your average tail gater suddenly lost power.

    411. Re:It's called the key by pev · · Score: 1

      Totally true for you and I, but someone driving with an adapted hand control car won't be able to drive with a clutch so still same problem as reported...

    412. Re:It's called the key by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Modern Renault cars do not have a hand brake, they have a button and the brake is digital, it's either fully on or fully off. The engine management system will probably stop the button from doing anything if the car is going above walking pace.

      Yes, I think it's stupid too to replace the handbrake with a button. Incidentally if you pass your driving test in a car with a button for the parking brake in this country, you are limited to driving only cars with this type of parking brake (similarly, if you pass in an automatic you're not licenced to drive a manual, for this reason automatics are unpopular here because everyone learns to drive in a manual, not wanting to have a restricted licence, and once you've learned to drive a manual why spend extra on an automatic transmission car that also gets worse fuel economy).

    413. Re:It's called the key by Alioth · · Score: 1

      He was a disabled driver in an adapted car. There's a good chance the adaptations were not correctly fitted.

    414. Re:It's called the key by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Renault cars don't have keys.

    415. Re:It's called the key by Alioth · · Score: 1

      No they don't. That would be illegal in Europe and I expect the USA too. Brakes MUST be mechanical by regulation. They may be servo assisted, but even if the servo fails they still MUST work if you mash down on them. There are no cars with "brake by wire" that are road-legal.

      If you dispute that, cite an example of a production car that's legal for road use and has "brake by wire".

    416. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose you think we should have government regulation to prevent this kind of thing happening in the future?

    417. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to lose any control of your car, then yes.

    418. Re: It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this is wrong: " you flick it to off then back to on, your steering will only briefly lock". It will not lock. The steering wheel will only lock if you REMOVE the key.

    419. Re:It's called the key by HJED · · Score: 1

      Surely turning off the engine would have stopped this? Does anyone know if there are other safety issues with that, personally I haven't tried turning off my engine whilst the car is moving at more then 5km/h

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    420. Re: It's called the key by jamesh · · Score: 1

      This car doesn't have a "key", it has a button that says "Start/Stop".

      And no sensible car computer will let you press "stop" at 60mph.

    421. Re:It's called the key by Cederic · · Score: 1

      ..and yet: A legitimate and proven in practice approach for bringing a car driven dangerously by criminals to a halt is to box them in with police vehicles (also done with unsuspecting civilian cars on one side) forcing them to halt.

      Getting a car alongside on either side and gradually reducing speed in front could well be a sufficiently controlled way of taking speed down - the vehicles to the side would keep the runaway car pointed straight ahead.

      Admittedly I'd rather try this at 60 with heavy lorries on either side, as standard police cars are likely to be light enough to be dangerously unstable when tapped on the side by another vehicle at 125mph. Which is probably why they didn't try it.

    422. Re:It's called the key by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my car warns me that I've moved off with the handbrake still engaged.

      I think this is an excellent feature, it lets me know why the car is so sluggish.

      The car still moves nonetheless.

    423. Re:It's called the key by ameen.ross · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand, manual gearboxes aren't actually REAL transmissions. IE there is no park, some people just use first gear as parking gear.

      On a more serious note, I think automatic gearboxes are boring.

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    424. Re:It's called the key by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Possibly the steel plate he mentions is the other half of the frictional mechanism your brake pads are a part of.

    425. Re:It's called the key by Cederic · · Score: 1

      My automatic has both.

      I can put the car into 'park', and it stops moving. I can then apply the handbrake.

    426. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But because engine braking slows down faster, you'll also have your foot on the throttle for longer before taking the foot off the throttle.

      So the question still is, which uses more gas - idling for a mile, or driving at normal throttle for half a mile, then using no gas for half a mile.

    427. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      All the people here saying "why didn't he just shift to neutral" should first read TFA. It was a vehicle modified for a disabled driver, evidently something went wrong that couldn't be over-ridden manually due to a design error.

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    428. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Not all cars have a kill switch you can just shut things down.

      And that's the problem right there then.

      Car designers obviously don't watch enough James Bond films. The rocket/nuclear missile/whatever launch computer always has a big red "abort" button. Mind you, it's generally linked to some sort of self-destruct sequence, so maybe it's not entirely a good idea.

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    429. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      As this was in France, Europe [*] it's possible that your local car inspection rules don't apply there.

      [*] And not, say, Paris, Texas.

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    430. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Yes, you tested it on a standard car. Which was working.

      I think it is self evident that in this case, it was a modified car (for a disabled driver) and something went wrong.

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    431. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      To me, an emergency brake is the guardrail... It will do a good job slowing a vehicle down, although the results definitely won't be pretty.

      Unless you're an experienced stunt driver, this is more than likely going to end up with you crashing and dying.

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    432. Re:It's called the key by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're a real blame-the-victim type. Good to know people like you exist. I'll watch my back.

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    433. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Here is the dashboard, where are these "ON" and "ACC" that you're referring to?

      Maybe he should have just pressed the "Eject" button.

      Or he could just have engaged the anti-grav system, gone into warp drive or travelled back in time and not got in the car in the first place.

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    434. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Not being able to remove it seems like a pretty stupid feature. I can't think of any reason why it should lock in place.

      You can't just pull the conventional key straight out of most vehicles either. It's not something you'd want to do accidentally.

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    435. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the brakes in all cars are more powerful than the engines. A couple of years ago after the claims that Toyota's were accelerating on their own, Car and Driver decided to take several cars out, get them up to 100 mph and then hit the brakes while keeping the throttle floored. Every car stopped just fine, even the modified Mustang Cobra that had 700 HP was able to stop, albeit it took a few hundred feet. All of these incidents are people who simply don't know how their vehicle operates.

      That's fine if your throttle and brakes are working properly. If when you apply the brakes the car's computer instead speeds you up, that option is out.

      And as many other people here have pointed out, the car didn't have a conventional key, and pressing the on/off button didn't work either.

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    436. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      If you want a fun experience try driving a motorbike with a broken clutch cable. You really need to time your gear changes down carefully. For bonus fun, have the front brake cable snap as well.

      You know how if you yank on the handbrake (i.e. independent rear wheel brake) in a car you do a cool 180 degree spin (if you're lucky)? It's best to avoid that on a 'bike.

      It's scary enough on a dirt bike going 20mph, Christ knows what it would be like at 125mph. And if it was all electronic so that you lost control of clutch, brake and throttle together you really would have to hope for a long steep hill.

      And, no, sliding against the central reservation isn't an option.

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    437. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Or even better you could just press down on the clutch pedal to completely separate the engine from the transmission and then just let friction or hills gradually slow you down.

      Yeah, I'm sure the driver, police and Renault engineers in this case never thought of that one.

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    438. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I think it is way past time for us (as in every country on Earth) to pass laws that ban any further manufacture of vehicles that lack a mechanical key switch and mandate that any existing vehicles be modified by the manufacturer to comply with that law within six months, or else those vehicles are no longer allowed to be driven on public roads.

      And who, pray tell, would be paying for these modifications?

      It is one thing to put forth a requirement on future vehicles but it is another thing to expect that all existing vehicles be modified.

      I know, let the free market sort it out!

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    439. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I can't see why not, motorbikes have had this sort of thing for over thirty years and even brand new bikes with all the whiz bang electrickery & dual clutches, etc STILL have a manual kill switch that cuts the ignition.

      I wouldn't recommend hitting the kill switch on a motorbike going 125mph if the clutch isn't working...

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    440. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Electronic engine stops do not operate while the car is in-gear and moving - for safety reasons as doing a full engine shutdown by accident by knocking the button could have catastrophic results

      I'm not sure if all the people who recommend the kill switch/take out the key option have thought through what would happen if you did that in a vehicle travelling at high speed where you couldn't change gear/brake/throttle first.

      It would be instructive to see a stunt driver or someone actually do this, but I can't imagine it ending well.

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    441. Re:It's called the key by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but try stopping with the "pedal to the metal" at 80km/h with the handbreak :) Sure, it can stop you if you ease into it - if power to engine is shut. But overcome the power of the engine at those speeds? Doubt it.

      Handbrakes operate on the rear only. In a RWD car, the engine would stall. In FWD, it's a little tricky to know for sure, but applied correctly, the fronts would eventually just spin if the engine didn't stall.

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    442. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The article mentions he's epileptic and the car is modified for disabled drivers. I'm guessing its got an automatic transmission. When it mentioned he had two seizures during the situation, I'm actually wondering if he was having a seizure and the whole time and depressing the accelerator without even realizing it.

      You don't generally have a non-stop seizure for over an hour, and you certainly don't make phone calls to the police while you're having one.

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    443. Re:It's called the key by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      The handbrake is not and has never been called an emergency brake.

      It's literally a cable attached to your disk brakes. Pulling it at 125mph even slowly will either put your car into an uncontrollable spin or snap the cable.

      1. Yes it is.

      2. Don't just yank it on then.

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    444. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Motorcycles have a mechanical kill switch

      Which you would only ever use when you were stopped. The more useful thing motorcycles have is a mechanical tilt kill switch, so that if you come off, the engine cuts out. I had a low speed off a few years ago, and I'm glad my bike wasn't spinning around with the engine still in gear and powering the back wheel.

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    445. Re:It's called the key by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Or just pop the battery out of the electronic key fob.

      And how would you do that? Those things are secured tighter than an iPhone (case obviously).

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    446. Re:It's called the key by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      A search for a photo of the inside of this car shows a shifter.

    447. Re:It's called the key by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Then put the killswitch next to the key barrel, where passengers can't get to it.

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    448. Re:It's called the key by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Funny, on all the cars I've ever owned the handbrake activates the same rear brakes as the middle pedal, just by cable instead of hydraulics.

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    449. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In many years of driving I have never once needed to accelerate to avoid an accident - except when overtaking, when of course I am certainly not going to be in neutral. Can you give an example of how this could occur - passing a red light and realising you need to get clear of the intersection asap perhaps? Not my style. I confess I did used to coast downhill years ago (college days) but do not do this today as (as others have said) modern cars shut off all fuel on the overrun.

      If you're not in the right gear to be in a position to accelerate, you are not properly in control of your vehicle, simple as that.

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    450. Re:It's called the key by smash · · Score: 1

      Not everywhere has drivers so retarded. In germany it is a massive fine for tailgating. That problem can be easily fixed.

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    451. Re:It's called the key by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In which way am I losing the vehicle control when coasting? It's not like my left foot and right hand get suddenly incapacitated so that I can't shift into gear if needed..

      In a potential accident situation the time taken to change gear before you have the car under proper control could make all the difference. And if you're coasting and need to swerve suddenly, you will not be in proper control of the vehicle. It's not always just a question of slamming on the brakes in a straight line.

      Now, accidents are relatively rare, so you may think the potential fuel saving (if any) or convenience is worth it. But the whole point about being prepared for an accident is that you're much less likely to have one.

      This is something that riding a motorcycle teaches you more than driving a car. If you go out riding in jeans and a t-shirt with no helmet one day, it's unlikely that will be the day you hit a patch of invisible diesel on a bend and come off. But it might be.

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    452. Re:It's called the key by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      but if the car computer ignores the "turn off car" button press while you're driving at speed, there's no way to force the car to turn off.

      Open fuse box, pull all the fuses.

      However, some cars don't put the fusebox anywhere reachable by the driver (i.e. either in the passenger side or in the engine compartment), and the driver was disabled so who knows if he was capable of doing that kind of thing while driving anyway.

    453. Re:It's called the key by smash · · Score: 1

      Rear brakes only = not much stopping power.

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    454. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moving the selector to "N" is just a suggestion to the computer unless you have an actual mechanical linkage.

    455. Re:It's called the key by smash · · Score: 1

      It varies by car. For example, Skylines R32-34 run a drum handbrake on the back, separate from the normal rear discs. Land-rover defender in at least some year models have a handbrake that operates on the transfer box.

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    456. Re:It's called the key by smash · · Score: 1

      Sounds like most hand brakes you've used need adjusting.

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    457. Re:It's called the key by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      To the best of my knowledge, your ignition switch goes to a relay that physically disconnects power to the high-voltage ignition system.

      What if your car doesn't have high voltage ignition (i.e. its a diesel)?

      What if your car has keyless ignition (i.e. the "start/stop" control is a push button which is tied to the engine management computer (which is conveniently ignoring your request to stop)?

      I'm fairly sure if turning the ignition off was an option they would've done it, given that they were asking advice from the manufacturer's technician...

    458. Re:It's called the key by dargaud · · Score: 1

      I'd rather trust a computer turned off than turned on. Of course, I'm a programmer...

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    459. Re:It's called the key by smash · · Score: 1

      Having run out of fuel with both cars and motorcycles at high speed, i am telling you that the results are not catastrophic. In fact, that's how the guy stopped. Killing ignition = same result.

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    460. Re:It's called the key by smash · · Score: 1

      Cars built since the 1950s and earlier have had hydraulic clutches. I don't believe you understand what you're talking about.

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    461. Re:It's called the key by dywolf · · Score: 1

      No. Yanking on the handbrake as hard as possible is dangerous.

      Applying slow steady pressure, just like you would to the brake pedal, works fine.

      And speed the speed is largely irrelevant. E brakes, while lacking the mechanical boost of the pedal, are more than capable of stopping speeding cars safely. (I actually had to do this once when I lost brake pressure due to a ruptured brake line)

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    462. Re:It's called the key by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Hold button 3-5 seconds.

      or: open the in cabin fuse box and start yanking.

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    463. Re:It's called the key by smash · · Score: 1

      That is NOT a MECHANICAL cut off.

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    464. Re:It's called the key by dywolf · · Score: 1

      also requires yanking hard and fast. slow steady pressure is how a normal person should be using it to brake.

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    465. Re:It's called the key by smash · · Score: 1

      Our mine site vehicles have to have an isolation switch fitted by law. However it is on the outside, intended for use if the vehicle is being serviced / on fire / etc. But moving it to the cab would be very easily done.

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    466. Re:It's called the key by smash · · Score: 1

      Have been riding for 25 years, and used the kill switch on multiple occasions, including when moving. It is the same as running the engine out of fuel, and no you will not instantly die in a ball of fire.

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    467. Re:It's called the key by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Even on older cars the default state of the clutch is engaged. Most cars have a hydrolic clutch which can fail due to a burst hose or failed seal, etc. Other cars have a manual clutch which is basically just a cable that can fail from fatigue (the clutch cable breaks). In either of these cases if the clutch fails it is left *engaged* which means that you cannot release it.

      Failures can happen in all systems, but the question is: what are the chances of them happenning at the same time. In a traditional manual car, I can slow it down / bring it to a halt by:
      1. taking my foot off the accellerator.
      2. using the brakes.
      3. turning off the ignition.
      4. putting the car in neutral. (This doesn't require a working clutch).
      5. disengaging the clutch.
      6. drop a few gears (requires the clutch).

      Compare to a modern keyless drive-by-wire automatic:
      1. accellerator is actually just a digital input to the engine management computer and is handled by software.
      2. brakes probably still work (I don't *think* anyone is making this drive-by-wire yet, although there is scope for the ABS computer to screw things up).
      3. on/off button is just an input to the engine management computer and is handled by software.
      4. transmission controls are just an input to the engine management computer and is handled by software. Addidionally, a fully functional engine management computer often won't let you select neutral at highway speeds anyway.
      5. there is no clutch
      6. transmission controls are just an input to the engine management computer and is handled by software. Addidionally, a fully functional engine management computer often won't let you select a lower gear if it would overrev the engine.

      Also, car manufacturers have started to push the idea of electronic steering (Nissan springs to mind. Although they have a mechanical linkage "for emergencies" I rather get the impression that they want to get rid of that entirely before too long).

      As you can see, with older cars there are at least 5 non-interdependent ways of slowing down if anything goes wrong. On a very modern car you're very dependent on the computer, and if thats malfunctioning that could wipe out most of your options in one stroke.

    468. Re: It's called the key by smash · · Score: 1

      This is a problem. The computer doesn't know what is going on. if i press "stop" the car should fucking STOP, because I'm the one who knows the circumstances. Trying to cater to dick-heads doing the wrong thing at the expense of people who get fucked over in an emergency is entirely the WRONG thing to do.

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    469. Re: It's called the key by smash · · Score: 1

      Every car i have owned has locked the steering wheel when the key is removed in the "lock" position irrespective of transmission. Those cars being, Toyota Corolla, Nissan Pulsar, Nissan 180SX, Mazda 323, Holden Commodore, BMW 535i.

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    470. Re:It's called the key by smash · · Score: 1

      It is only called an e-brake in the US to my knowledge.

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    471. Re:It's called the key by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Did they think to ask the car to surrender?

      They tried that when it was only going 60. It probably would have worked if it had a 20th century French personality. But he clearly got a Renault with a 14th century French personality, and it instead egaged in a suicidal calvary charge.

    472. Re:It's called the key by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Foot off the gas, stick it in third or second gear, and pull slowly but firmly on the handbrake. You can feel it bite, and you just keep on pulling.

      And there-in lies the crucial difference. My handbrake can stop me too if I'm not stepping on the gas. But if I am? Forget about it!

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    473. Re:It's called the key by Cigarra · · Score: 1

      Found another story about this indecent...

      OK the guy is disabled, but you don't have the right to call him an indecent :-p

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    474. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some Renaults have automatic handbrakes (mine has it), maybe it won't work at certain speeds...

    475. Re: It's called the key by SkimTony · · Score: 1

      My car doesn't have an ACC position, but it's a diesel. I don't know if that's common for diesel motors, or if it's just because it's a (relatively) new car. You can turn on just about anything (radio, etc.) even if the car is off, but they shut off after 20 minutes.

    476. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says who? Have you ever tried it? My car won't allow me to shift into neutral when I'm at highway speeds. I can only move it into that stupid manual-shift mode, where the computer still won't let me downshift if it would result in redlining the engine.

      Try a car with no slushbox, and less buttons...

    477. Re:It's called the key by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      ...and a pneumaticly fired grappling hook system to prevent runaways.

      They tried that on Mythbusters. Doesn't really work. But it sure was fun watching them try.

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    478. Re:It's called the key by silanea · · Score: 1

      I have no racing experience but I am a rescue technician and medic, so I can only go by what is left or what is, well, not left of cars after such stunts on the open road. Here in Germany the rails at motorways are slammed in and hastily repaired so frequently that, were one to merge into it as proposed, one would be virtually guaranteed to hit some ill-fitting connector or some bar sticking out slightly - and those do horrible things even at relatively low speeds - or to have a bend in the rail hurl the car onto an unhealthy trajectory. Even with experience I am not sure I would take that risk unless all other options were exhausted.

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    479. Re:It's called the key by Roger+Lindsjo · · Score: 1

      Doing 80km/h shifting into 2nd or 3rd gear nod using no gas I think you are using the engine to do a lot of the stopping. To actually test the effect of the hand brake you should select neutral. However, to mimic the situation described in the article it more sounds as if you should drive at over 100km/h, press the accelerator as if you want to accelerate to 200km/h and now try to stop using the hand brake.

    480. Re:It's called the key by PhotoJim · · Score: 1

      The Smart doesn't have a manual transmission. It's an automatic, with a semiautomatic override.

    481. Re:It's called the key by milkmage · · Score: 1

      so the driver, who has presumably driven the car before, all of a sudden doesn't know how to use the brakes, the accelerator and turn the car off.. things you need to successfully accomplish in order to get out after going somewhere?

    482. Re:It's called the key by PhotoJim · · Score: 1

      I think even you would agree that remembering that pushing the clutch to the floor disengages the engine is easier to remember than having to press the "start" button for three seconds.

      Granted, I've never driven a car with a "start" button for more than a few days (as a rental), but I certainly didn't know that that was an option. On the other hand, every rental I've had with a manual (granted, only one - in Scotland), I knew that depressing the clutch to the floor would disengage all power. That's its job.

      I drive sticks because they're fun and give better performance in most cases, and they are usually significantly cheaper, but there's no question in my mind that all this electronic complexity adds some potential for problems. I trust technology (I'm online, after all) but I see a big upside to a really simple drivetrain, even above and beyond the obvious advantages of lower cost, longer life and lower repair bills.

    483. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure it never occurred to the Renault technician to tell the man, "Press the stop button to shut down your engine."

      And everybody knows that pressing a labeled button ALWAYS causes the malfunctioning computer connected to the button to take appropriate action.

      By Jove, you've solved the case!

      Maybe he should have tried holding it down for five seconds? Works for my old laptop when it gets stuck... :p

    484. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or throw the keys out the window.

      Or just pop the battery out of the electronic key fob.

      Neither of the above will work with BMW's system - the car is perfectly happy to continue driving if the key is removed after starting. The only issue would be when you shut the car off, then realized you don't have a key to start it up again.

    485. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is way past time for us (as in every country on Earth) to pass laws that ban any further manufacture of vehicles that lack a mechanical key switch[...]

      This isn't the first or even the second time this has happened. This is at least the third time I've seen a story about such a runaway vehicle.

      Bah. Mechanical systems fail too, you know. You don't even get to read about accidents due to ordinary brake failure - it is too common and only get in the local newspaper. "The stupids tried to save money on maintenance..."

      It is just not acceptable for such a severe safety problem to occur that many times without the manufacturers being forced to design an actual, provable fix, and by provable, I do not mean "We fixed the software bug that caused it to happen in this particular instance".

      I agree to this, but ...

      As long as you have a computer in complete control over the operation of a vehicle, from the electronic transmission and brakes to the throttle control, a failsafe kill switch within easy reach of the driver should be mandatory, by law. Without the ability to kill the computer if it malfunctions, your vehicle is fundamentally unsafe, period,

      ... but not this. There is nothing magical about "a computer". Nothing inherently dangerous either. Obviously, software written by a dilettante is dangerous, but so is a bridge built by "designers" instead of "structural engineers".

      Demand that the computer be provably safe instead. Hold them to the same standards as fly-by-wire aircraft parts. A mechanical kill switch means the car must always be able to stop safely without the computer. That might not be realistic if you're speeding on ice, with the computer managing a sophisticated anti-slide system. Or if the steering is not mechanical.

      Demand that the software and hardware specs be public, no "trade secrets" allowed. That way, anyone interested can inspect it. And there are plenty of programmers capable of doing that - if they can simply look up the software in a international vehicle database. That would also lead to more competition and cheaper car computers. Today they are mysterious and expensive black boxes, but only because the manufacturers keeps it that way. Understanding software is no worse than understanding the mechanics of a car - for many of us. But the software engineers needs the source code and specs to understand, just as the car enthusiast needs blueprints and workshop manuals.

      Imagine you could not get the workshop manual because it is a "trade secret". Would you even consider such a car? No? So demand source code for those in-car computers as well.

      Don't wish for the computerless car. Demand control of the computers in your car instead. Then you can fix, replace and tweak them, just as you fix and tweak the suspension. There are custom chips for some cars, but we could have so much more! In the long run, getting the full specs for in-car computers is more realistic than getting a car without computers. So fight for the better goal, please.

    486. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely in an area with predominantly manual transmissions, neutral / declutch would come to mind?

      The car was for a handicapped guy, so it had an automatic transmission. That's what automatic transmissions are for - helping the handicapped!

    487. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to argue that more complex is better, though there are some reasons for the modern innovations. I personally drive a 17 year old vehicle who's version of a "computer" is barely more advanced than an abacus. And I honestly don't like all the modern innovations because of the potential for problems, and the difficulty in repair. (I think one of the absolute worst ones I saw didn't have a physical door handle inside the vehicle to get out, it was simply a button requesting the door to open. Though they did have a backup lever, unfortunately the backup was very well hidden)
      That said, I also know that the modern innovations are not the death traps some people make them out to be, and you always still have multiple options in case of failure.

      Yes the clutch is easier to think of, however it's also riskier for the engine. The brakes are actually even easier to think of though (I'm going too fast, I should slow down, brakes slow me down!) and all cars still have physical brakes capable of overpowering the engine. My point in responding to you was not to disagree with you, but to agree while adding even more options, and pointing out all the ridiculous paranoia of some of the other posters.

      The one time that I did have a runaway acceleration problem on a vehicle (yes, I have had it happen due to a physically broken accelerator pedal which slipped on it's mount and jammed on the floor mat) I had a very brief moment of panic, then simply turned off the ignition and stopped safely. of course that sort of reaction doesn't get one in the papers, but it does make for a much safer overall situation. (and I managed to do this without any difficulty despite being on a very narrow road with lots of tight corners)

    488. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THANK you!

      "This guy is disabled and subject to epileptic seisures. Shit, give that man a driver's license, and we'll give him a car with half of the safety features disabled to take into account his disabilities!"

      Seriously, what were they thinking?!? Putting that guy behind the wheel of a car is about as neglegent as making a car drivable by Stephen Hawking. Yes, it's a shitty deal, but some people are just not meant to operate heavy machinery (and I consider a several thousand pound piece of steel capable of travelling upwards of 100MPH to be heavy machinery in this case).

      What's next, making a car drivable by people with no arms? I mean seriously, if I was in a horrific accident or something and lost my arms and was for some reason dead-set on driving again, I hope that people would have the good sense to tell me that it's just not feasible, instead of saying "You got the money, I'll put you behind the wheel"

    489. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      That is in fact far more likely than any other scenario presented so far.
      The most likely situation was a failure in one system, possibly the accelerator. This caused a panic mode in the driver, who was then unable to figure out how to turn off the car (which admittedly on a push button system is slightly different then turning it off when stopped, so will be an unfamiliar operation) due to the modifications to the vehicle for the disabled driver, it is even possible that the brakes and accelerator both failed (not enough details about the modifications) however that still leaves the ignition.

      Unless a review of the situation finds evidence to the contrary, I will believe that there was a relatively simple failure of 1 system, coupled with driver error, rather than the less likely situation of a failure of 3 independent systems coupled with a driver who is infallible. It's simply the most likely situation based on thousands of years of documented human behaviour.

    490. Re:It's called the key by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      It's true the fronts are more powerful, but the rears should be enough to at least control the speed, if not stop completely.

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    491. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      It is however a shutoff that has absolutely zero documented cases of failure.

      I honestly don't care how a system works as long as it does. If we ever find a case where such a system failed, maybe we should review it. but so far none have been proven.

    492. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it sounds like you've got a badly designed car. I know I'VE tried on mine once, and guess what, there was absolutely no problem putting it in neutral.

      Hell, we're in Canada! It's literally the primary instruction they give you for if you've lost control of the car on ice. Put it in neutral, attempt to brake (I'm not actually sure WHY they say to put it in neutral, but that's the recommendation every driver training thing I've heard of says to do). If you can't put it in neutral while moving, I can absolutely guarantee that every single driving instructor would tell you that's a terrible vehicle with a mile-wide safety hole.

      Hell, if it's that unsafe, you might as well program it to unleash the air bags if you hold down the horn. It's just about as stupid as disabling neutral.

    493. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 2

      And you're apparently a "believe every tall tale spun by random people" type. Good to know people like you exist. I'll stick to reality though.

      The truth is that based on thousands of years of documented human behaviour, it seems far more likely that a person would panic and not follow instructions properly in a stressful situation, than that 3 completely unrelated and independent systems (ignition, accelerator, and brakes) would all fail simultaneously.
      There have been MANY documented and confirmed cases of the former, and NONE of the later.

    494. Re:It's called the key by Quila · · Score: 1

      If there is any sideways motion whatsoever with the rear wheels locked up, you will lose control and spin, and you have no chance of recovering while the wheels are still locked up.

      That's a standard part of the ADAC driving course. Part of the course was the instructor pulling the handbrake while in a slight turn, letting you partially lose control, then releasing it so you can try to correct. If you're good enough to perfectly correct each time, as I was (lots of snow driving experience), he will try again and not release the handbrake. No amount of correction worked, I just spun until I stopped.

    495. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Manufacturers can try to cover up whatever they want, but NTSB investigations are public record. After all the Toyota stuff a while back it was proven that although there had been failures causing runaway acceleration in some vehicles, every one of them would still have responded to both the brakes and the ignition if properly requested.

      And that's the thing, I doubt this fellow's story will stand up. Sure there might have been a failure in the aftermarket modifications, in fact it's likely that said failure caused the acceleration, and depending on the modification, may even have affected the brakes too (not enough information about the modifications is available) however it's highly unlikely that it also affected the ignition. With a minimum of three systems needing to be involved (accelerator, brakes, and ignition) it seems far more likely that there was a failure in one system coupled with driver error, than a failure in all 3 coupled with an infallible driver.

      I know in my driver training class years ago we spend a fair amount of time on emergency procedures, we covered loss of power while moving, we covered runaway acceleration, we covered all the normal evasive driving things, etc. But unfortunately driver training isn't mandatory, and none of that stuff is on a driver's test. It probably should be.

    496. Re:It's called the key by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Same here. It would probably stop the car with no engine on a flat surface, but I'm not even sure of that!

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    497. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my opinion, all vehicles (and I mean ALL vehicles, every model, every brand... basically a worldwide standard) should have an emergency switch, accesable by the driver from the driver's seat, that just shuts off the flow of gas to the engine. It should be 100% mechanical in nature, absolutely no electronics involved. The first thing that comes to mind is basically just a lever that you pull, not unlike a parking brake (but somewhere less likely to be confused with anything else), which would clamp a fuel hose closed.

      There, problem solved. Car accelerating out of control? Why wait for gas to run out, or the car to get into an accident? One pull of a handle, and the engine will shut off due to lack of gas a few seconds later (the clamp would assumingly be as close to the engine as possible).

      How THAT hasn't become a standard feature... or even a feature I've ever heard of ANY car having... I'll never know. It just makes logical sense that all vehicles have a purely mechanical, entirely not affected by electronics or computer chips, way of shutting off the engine.

    498. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Did you say the same thing about the Toyota drivers a while back? I know that at least one of them ended up being charged after it was proven that his car experienced no failure at all and he just felt like going for a joyride. Several other cases were proven to be a simple failure that the driver could have resolved with either the brake or the ignition, but didn't.
      The least reliable part of modern complex automobiles is usually the loose nut behind the wheel....

    499. Re:It's called the key by PhotoJim · · Score: 1

      In the case of the article inspiring this thread, I'd have gladly sacrificed the engine to stop that mad goose chase two hours earlier. This could easily have ended in that driver's death.

      Overall I agree - brakes etc. are obviously the most obvious choices. In this case Peugeot was on the phone with the client and the police and they could not find a way to stop the car. I assume brakes, on/off switches and buttons, and all other obvious possibilities were examined and ruled out or used without effect.

    500. Re:It's called the key by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

      The car in question was an automatic, so no neutral.

      Since when? The N in PRNDL stands for neutral.

      It cracks me up that a neighbor of mine recently suggested that our schools could "save money" by eliminating driver education. Shit, I think they should make it a four-year course the way kids drive these days.

      Also, that was the moment I officially became old: I'm complaining about how "these kids drive."

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    501. Re:It's called the key by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's the acronym from the typical order of the gears on an automatic transmission transmission. Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive, 1st. Forwhatever reason 2nd gear and any other ones that one can choose are left out. And overdrive is new enough not to have been included. It's just a way of quickly remembering how many clicks you need to get to a given gear.

    502. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this case IS documented. They had an official technician. Don't you think if he said "press button X", and the guy said "it didn't work", he would say, "Gee, did you press it?" This isn't rocket science. But there are always people like you that want to pretend a human can't push a button, because you have more faith in 3 independent systems than in a person pressing a button someone on the phone told him to press. That doesn't even pass Occam's Razor to me, but hey, to each his own.

    503. Re:It's called the key by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure fuel economy wasn't exactly on this guy's mind when in the described situation.

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    504. Re:It's called the key by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      There's also no physical way for the brakes to not stop the car - all modern cars brakes are connected hydraulically to the actual pads, and power-boosted so you can get more braking power. There isn't a mechanical means by which you can push the brake and somehow accelerate the car - unless you're hitting the accelrator.

      Or if, as TFA says, the car is non-standard and has been modified for a disabled driver. No telling how it is set up at that point or what is controlling things.

    505. Re:It's called the key by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Motorcycles also have a clutch lever on the left handgrip, which would allow you to shift the transmission to neutral with a few clicks of the gear foot lever. I guess there are automatic transmissions on some motorcycle models now, but that's mostly a scooter thing. Predominantly, they all have a manual sequential gearbox.

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    506. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Knowing what I do about how well the average person follows directions, I make no such assumptions.

    507. Re:It's called the key by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      After further digging, it turns out that you're right; the Prius actually uses a modified brake-by-wire design. It is brake-by-wire for the first part of the pedal's throw (for the regenerative braking), then becomes a normal hydraulic mechanical brake below a certain amount of pressure. So never mind. It's staggering how misleading the reporting has been on that issue.

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    508. Re:It's called the key by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      You mean somebody still builds a car with a clutch pedal? Maybe in Europe.... :-D

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    509. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      You have obviously never worked tech support.

      And this case is "documented" only after a full review is conducted.

    510. Re:It's called the key by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Won't help in electric or hybrid cars, which is what we're talking about here. For gasoline-powered cars, turning off the key cuts off power to the spark plugs and the fuel pump, which effectively does just what you're asking for.

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    511. Re:It's called the key by the+Gray+Mouser · · Score: 1

      For those who don't know, this is otherwise known as "Georgia Overdrive" - (Kentucky Overdrive in older models).

      Truckers do this all the time.

    512. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many newer cars don't need a key to start it - as long as your key is somewhere in or near the car, you can just press a button to start the car. And press a button to shut it off.

      Would throwing the key out the window cause the car to turn off then?

    513. Re:It's called the key by nj_peeps · · Score: 1

      If not a key, then a physical emergency OFF switch, that will kill power to everything.
      Then again, if you drive that new Kia with the "electronic parking/emergency" break, that's not going to help you.

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    514. Re:It's called the key by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      My brother has controls like that. Just a few weeks ago the lever somehow got messed up, and even when accelerating (pushing the lever), it would also apply the brakes (which should only be when pulling the lever). Driving the car to the shop that installed the equipment was not fun, I hear.

      I'm certainly glad my brother merely had the reverse of this guy's problem.

    515. Re:It's called the key by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1

      No, don't do it or you'll flip over the handlebars!

    516. Re:It's called the key by j-beda · · Score: 1

      I think it is way past time for us (as in every country on Earth) to pass laws that ban any further manufacture of vehicles that lack a mechanical key switch and mandate that any existing vehicles be modified by the manufacturer to comply with that law within six months, or else those vehicles are no longer allowed to be driven on public roads.

      If the new technology creates a situation resulting in the death of 100 people per year due to new failure modes, yet also results in a savings of 500 lives per year that would have happened due to failure modes in the old technology shouldn't we favour the new technology?

      I'm not saying that this particular instance is comparable, but the fact that we don't hear about these sorts of failures very often leads me to believe that it might not be worth the effort to address it via legislation.

    517. Re:It's called the key by Meeni · · Score: 1

      Pulling the handbrake when moving is dangerous. It applies brakes only to the rear wheel and can easily result in a spin if you are not a pro-driver (almost nobody is). This is bad advice that can kill people.

      Besides, you can stop your car with the handbrake when the engine is not pulling. But the engine can easily pull the car from a stop when the handbrake is fully pulled. Take your conclusions on the case at hand.

    518. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that is the case, then the "average" person doesn't need a drivers license. I had this happen to me in a 1984 Oldsmobile I had. The car accelerated to about 85, but I realized I could just put it in neutral and pull over.

    519. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure it never occurred to the Renault technician to tell the man, "Press the stop button to shut down your engine.

      He should tell him to post it on slashdot..

    520. Re:It's called the key by neumayr · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that specific case, but from your description it doesn't apply to my argument: Either the car worked and the guy was joyriding, which isn't panicking, just general douchebaggyness, or the car did indeed fail, and the guy killed neither himself nor anyone else, which also isn't panicking.

      Generally yes, in most cases the guy operating the "failing" machine is himself the point of failure. But that doesn't mean that's always the case.

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    521. Re:It's called the key by PPH · · Score: 1

      Its pronounced "prindle".

      Someone asked my high school shop teacher about his car problems. The teacher said, "I think its a problem with your prindle."

      "What's a prindle? I've never heard of that part."

      "Sure you have. It even says that right on the part. 'PRNDL'."

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    522. Re:It's called the key by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      "... an ignition switch that literally shuts off electrical power to the coils..."

      I started to write coils, but not all cars/trucks have them anymore. I have seen some with solid-state electronic modules instead.

      I believe those are still referred to as coils, for continuity's sake, but it's been a few years since I worked in a professional shop, so I could be mistaken on that point.

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    523. Re:It's called the key by Cramer · · Score: 1

      As I recall, the Prius was never a problem in the computer systems. In every case I'm aware of, it was a mechanical fault -- the floor mat pushing on the accelerator. The result was an NTSB mandate that the brakes be able to stop and hold a car at full throttle.

      In this case, we don't know what all was tried. But I'd assume the engineer(s) would at least try to power the car off. These are three systems; they're all controlled by one computer system. (abs is completely independent system. that's not really going to help here, unless you have a diag system attached... even then those programs are for bleeding air from the abs, not controlled braking.)

      Sadly, even if the US had complex testing to get a license, you're only tested once, when you first get your license. Then again (written) at 65. People memorize enough of the handbook to pass the test, and then forget all of it. The driving test is even more of a joke. There's almost zero test of car operations and control -- stop/start, gear selection, and keep it between the lines. 3 point turn? I don't think they do that anymore. Parallel parking? no longer taught or tested. (not that I've seen any parallel parking in decades.)

    524. Re:It's called the key by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      That's what cops are paid for: to take dangerous risks for public safety. BTW, it's not that they ram the car; it's that they let it ram them. Slow down gently. After all, it doesn't matter if it takes a few minutes to slow down.

    525. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, even if the US had complex testing to get a license, you're only tested once, when you first get your license. Then again (written) at 65. People memorize enough of the handbook to pass the test, and then forget all of it. The driving test is even more of a joke. There's almost zero test of car operations and control -- stop/start, gear selection, and keep it between the lines. 3 point turn? I don't think they do that anymore. Parallel parking? no longer taught or tested. (not that I've seen any parallel parking in decades.)

      These are three systems; they're all controlled by one computer system. (abs is completely independent system. that's not really going to help here, unless you have a diag system attached... even then those programs are for bleeding air from the abs, not controlled braking.)

      Except that they aren't really all controlled by 1 computer. The brakes are still a manual system. There aren't any cars built with entirely "brake by wire" and tests have shown that even the most powerful cars have brakes that will overpower the engine and bring you to a stop. There has also never been a properly documented case of a car refusing to turn off when properly requested.
      As for the engineer, he's essentially irrelevant as he wasn't in the car, and if you've ever done any tech support for anyone over the phone you know how likely it is that they did everything exactly the way you asked them to.

    526. Re:It's called the key by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Presumably they have partners with shotguns... a twelve gauge filled with bird shot should do the job nicely. Actually thought about this a little while and the easiest way to make sure you get a radiator pipe is to fire from an angle, maybe 20 degrees in front of the other vehicle... which should be fairly easy to do.

    527. Re:It's called the key by green1 · · Score: 1

      You missed the third, and most likely option. The car failed in a way that could have been controlled had the driver been capable and competent. But which this driver failed to control and instead blamed on multiple systems failing instead of just one.

      I'm not saying the car didn't experience a failure, it's likely that it did. I'm just saying the most likely case is that the human didn't handle said failure in an ideal way.

    528. Re:It's called the key by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Indeed, that's a distinct possibility. Still wouldn't say that guy panicked - going at ~200 km/h with the perception of having no control is a corner case for the human psyche, and he made it through.

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    529. Re:It's called the key by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Anyway, don't you have an annual roadworthiness test in your neck of the woods, handbrake included?

      If I had a burnt out wreck that had been been rotting for ten years whilst lying on its roof in my backyard I would have no problems registering that car. It would be trivial and take me less than an hour to get new numberplates and a years registration. Roadworthiness inspections LOL.

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    530. Re:It's called the key by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Dangerous? Perhaps. It was already a dangerous situation, and the car needed TO SLOW DOWN. Using an emergency brake is a valid option. Yanking hard on the brake might cause the rear wheels to lock, but applying it slowly and firmly will slow you down, hopefully (but not definitely) to a manageable speed. Have you thought about the way front wheel drive cars work? The front wheels "pull" the car along. The rear wheels are otherwise passive and applying the handbrake will tend to "drag" the car backwards - where's the physics that will "easily" cause a spin? One force in one direction (drive) working against another force (brakes) in the opposite direction. Unless one wheels locks up or the braking force is grossly unequal between the two rear wheels, what force from what vector causes a spin? "The "torque steer" phenomenon mostly shows up during a gear change. Anyway the driver's life was already in peril, what else would you advise?
       
      The engine can not "easily" move a car from stopped with the handbrake on - it takes a lot work, and the dynamics are different from a case where the vehicle is already moving. As I mentioned elsewhere, if handbrakes aren't to be used in an emergency, why are they made of friction materials - pads or shoes - rubbing against a moving disc or drum?

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    531. Re:It's called the key by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

      That may not have worked in a Renault Laguna (i drove one for a while, but never tried shutting it down while driving). It has a card instead of key (which is locked in once the car is started) and a push button start/stop switch (all computer controlled).

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    532. Re:It's called the key by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

      Renault Laguna has a card instead of a key and it's locked into the dash while the car is on.

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    533. Re: It's called the key by jamesh · · Score: 1

      This is a problem. The computer doesn't know what is going on. if i press "stop" the car should fucking STOP, because I'm the one who knows the circumstances. Trying to cater to dick-heads doing the wrong thing at the expense of people who get fucked over in an emergency is entirely the WRONG thing to do.

      Do the math. There are more dickheads than people who find themselves in an emergency where pressing the stop button at 60mph is a sensible thing to do. In this litigious culture we've created the only sensible action is the one that will get you sued the least.

      And even for you - presumably not a dickhead - you're probably still safer. You're more likely to be taken out by someone hitting the stop button at high speed and finding that suddenly their brakes and steering aren't as responsive than you are to find yourself in an emergency where you need to hit the stop button.

    534. Re:It's called the key by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      I understand the maneuver, but at that speed, it's absolutely suicide for all involved. One or more of those vehicles is going sideways on contact and those that do are going airborne. By clearing a path and letting the car run itself out of fuel, they were able to safely stop it. By attempting what you're suggesting, you'd have several dead bodies and a lot of destroyed property to account for.

      Also, the police are paid to deter crime, investigate crimes, and arrest offenders. They aren't paid to take a bullet for you. Asking them to make vehicle-to-vehicle contact at 125mph is asking for even more than that.

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    535. Re:It's called the key by ed1park · · Score: 1

      It's not a shifter per se, but a stalk that you move up and down. It's no different from pressing a button and you'll see that to park the car actually requires a push of a button. Go drive one. I'm very aware that there's not much I could if that giant powerful machine stopped responding to my little pushes. Scary. At least on my motorcycle, I have a kill switch.

      http://www.motortrend.com/cars/2012/mercedes_benz/s_class/s550_sedan/1935/photos/interior/gearshift.html

      As for the other posts:

      Forget about getting all technical about the clutch pedal/torque converter, the point is that it's silly re-engineer a pretty crucial piece of hardware when a simple kill switch will do. KISS. You also avoid ruining an engine, overheating, fires, etc. by just disengaging the tranny.

      And hitting the kill switch will not seize the engine on a motorcycle at speed. Try and you will see. You would have learned this in a Motorcycle Safety Foundation class.

      And switching down through all the gears on a motorcycle then popping up one to neutral can be tricky. Especially if you are having problems with the clutch cable, gear shifter, etc. which I have experienced in one form or another. This is precisely why the kill switch is crucial.

      Learn from this and spread the word. :)

    536. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many newer cars don't need a key to start it - as long as your key is somewhere in or near the car, you can just press a button to start the car. And press a button to shut it off. This will work find under normal conditions (like your DMV inspection), but if the car computer ignores the "turn off car" button press while you're driving at speed, there's no way to force the car to turn off.

      Bolding mine -- that's not true. I recently bought a car with pushbutton start/stop. The manufacturer took extra care (a tag tied to the gear select knob which the dealer was instructed to not remove before delivery) to make sure that new owners read the override procedure. It's simple: push and hold the button for three seconds, or push it momentarily several times in a row.

      I suspect the lockout function is intended to prevent inadvertent single presses, which could cause an accident. Both override options are things people actually intending to shut the car down might be likely to try in a panic, even if they hadn't seen the instructions.

    537. Re:It's called the key by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I got it backwards. It keeps the valves closed, not opened. The piston compresses the air in the upstroke, which then pushes back against the piston in the downstroke. Relatively low energy loss. It's the same way they shut off cylinders on variable-displacement engines.

    538. Re:It's called the key by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      You're right, I got it backwards. It keeps the valves closed, not opened. The piston compresses the air in the upstroke, which then pushes back against the piston in the downstroke. Relatively low energy loss. It's the same way they shut off cylinders on variable-displacement engines.

    539. Re:It's called the key by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      No. Not magic. I just got it backwards. The valves are kept closed during the whole cycle, with no fuel injected into the cylinder. The upstroke compresses the air in the piston, which then pushes back against the piston on the downstroke, recovering a lot of the energy lost in compression. It's the same way they turn off piston in variable displacement engines.

    540. Re:It's called the key by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it's 50/50.

      But it definitely uses less fuel to keep the car in gear, but send no fuel to the engine (obviously, this only works for engines that are designed for it). The car slows down a little faster than if you put it in neutral, but it uses no fuel during that period. That beats the hell out of coasting a little further while using enough fuel to keep the engine idling.

    541. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having a clutch pedal as one user suggested doesn't help for automatic trans cars because they use a torque convertor. Not a clutch.

      FYI, lots of the newer high end cars use a new type of automatic transmission which has no torque converter. They're referred to as dual clutch transmissions. If it has six or more gears, it's probably dual-clutch.

      They consist of two 3- or 4-speed geartrains, each with its own electronically controlled clutch. As the system shifts through the gears, it alternates which train is active. The computer handles the clutch and handoff sequencing needed to perform each shift up or down. Whichever train is inactive is still kept in sync, minimizing shift times and the difference in speed the clutches need to make up for.

      There are a bunch of advantages. With no torque converter, efficiency is the same as a manual. Shifts are very fast and smooth. And you get six or eight gear ratios, which is good for fuel economy (usually cars with these are more fuel efficient than true-manual versions of the same car).

    542. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dual-clutch transmissions (the modern breed of 6-speed to 8-speed automatics) have not one but two 100% drive-by-wire clutches. They're sold as automatics because computers manage the entire process of shifting -- with two clutches and two geartrains, only one of which can be active at a time, shifting isn't simple enough to control with a single manual pedal and selector knob.

    543. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Handbrake at those speeds would either be FUCKING AWESOME, or KICKASS. Even pulling the handbrake at lower speeds can be EXTREMELY FUN.

      FTFY

    544. Re:It's called the key by metaforest · · Score: 1

      First gen RX-7s with 12A and 13B engines had a carb bypass valve that kicked in when the throttle was closed(idle) && intake vacuum was above a set threshold. (RPM may also have been a factor) This would allow the engine to take in a nearly full charge of air (as if the throttle were almost WOT) without any fuel in it. If at any time during motoring the vacuum dropped too far (lowered engine RPM) or the throttle came off idle, the bypass valve would snap closed to restore correct fuel-air mixture for the air mass.

      Without this feature the engine would have terrible motoring characteristics and burn more fuel, due to fundamental differences in how rotaries behave as driven pumps, compared to pistons. As an added benefit it also helped cool the exhaust system.

      One drawback to this was that if you were after hyper milling you really want need to shut the motor down, (unless you wanted zero engine drag) you'd just keep upshifting to lower the rpm and thus the pumping loss, while still maintaining the carb-bypass.

      I rather liked learning to deal with what turned out to be a very flexible power-plant, because of it's rather wide rage of behaviors. More like a motor-cycle in a lot of ways.

       

    545. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All non-electric cars, yes, but most of the cars with these brain-damaged designs are hybrids. You can cut off the fuel all you want, but if there's power in the cells, they'll keep going for miles. For hybrids, you would have to add a switch to control a relay that's electrically inline with the drive motor power supply.

      Non-plug-in-hybrids typically don't have enough battery capacity to move more than a mile or two on battery power. They also typically can't accelerate on battery power alone above 25mph or so, especially ones with NiMH batteries. There are circumstances where they'll cut the ICE ignition above 25 -- I've seen mine switch to battery power only while maintaining speed at 45mph. Try to accelerate at all, though, and the ICE will kick in.

      No-gas runaway acceleration to 100+ mph as reported in this story is probably impossible, and traveling for more than a couple minutes on battery power alone is definitely impossible judging by my experiments with my (Toyota-made) hybrid car in "EV mode".

      True EVs or plug-in hybrids with a large battery capacity (currently only the Volt fits that description, AFAIK) are a different story.

    546. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are assuming the computer hasn't locked up and is still accepting your attempt to shut it down. What they need is a molly guarded hard kill switch that is on the same side as the driver's door (so no passengers can press it) that will shut down the fuel pump instantly when pushed down.

    547. Re:It's called the key by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Those are not manual transmissions - they are "semi-auto" or "automated-manual" transmissions. Thus, there is no clutch pedal on the car.

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    548. Re:It's called the key by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Right, which is why no other Renault's have had this problem and his car never had the problem of the brake pedal being routed to the accelerator until that day. Again, if it was a mistake in the design of the car, it would have happened from day one or happened in all models of the car - not one car on one random day - a day the driver also admits to having had seizures while driving.

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    549. Re:It's called the key by Dabido · · Score: 1

      It most likely didn't have a brake pedal. The article said it had been modified for a disabled person, so it more than likely used a brake similar to what motorcycles have. If the brake was loose, it could easily have released more each time he applied it, thus causing the car to accelerate. (I had a problem with a brake like this once on my push bike, I was going flat out down a hill and the more I tried to apply it the more it seemed to not work till I saw the rubber pads and nuts fall off and was suddenly without any brakes what-so-ever). In the case of the car, with the speed dial locked (as per the article) in full, applying a brake that's falling apart would result in it releasing more till there was no braking what-so-ever. Thus the accelerating. (Sorry, I went against slashdot commenting policy and read the article!)

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    550. Re:It's called the key by Dabido · · Score: 1

      I should point out, when I said a brake similar to what a motorcycles have, I didn't mean the internals of the brake, just the hand mechanism that people use on a motorcycle. I would assume it had normal disc brakes that a car had.

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    551. Re:It's called the key by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for a mod point... Thanks for making this joke so I didn't have to.

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    552. Re: It's called the key by toddestan · · Score: 1

      My car won't allow the key to be turned to the lock position unless the transmission is in park. Car is an Infiniti G20, though you may know it as the Nissan Primera in your part of the world. As someone mentioned you can override this by using the shift lock override, something that would not be easy to do by accident. Manual version of the same car has a small push button you have to depress while turning the key next to the ignition to allow the steering to lock.

    553. Re:It's called the key by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      Engines that can do this are rare: only the recent engines with displacement-on-demand may be able to keep valves closed. All others have mechanical connections all the way from crankshaft to valves, so they have no way to not open a valve.

    554. Re:It's called the key by Baloo+Uriza · · Score: 1

      That's why you ease it on one notch at a time so you can control it. You don't just slam it on. Also, this is why I think an electronic parking brake is an outright retarded idea without a traditional manual lever or latchpedal present.

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    555. Re:It's called the key by Baloo+Uriza · · Score: 1

      You seriously need to get your emergency brake adjusted, then. I had a service brake failure at turnpike speeds (~75mph) about two years ago and successfully stopped my Chevy Malibu with the e-brake. Emergency brake is exactly the right term. Can the engine overcome it? Yeah, if the throttle is stuck, but it at least gives you something holding the brake down a bit while you find a way to kill power.

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    556. Re:It's called the key by Baloo+Uriza · · Score: 1

      Oklahoma has car inspection rules?

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    557. Re:It's called the key by cynyr · · Score: 1

      or a "press and hold for 5 seconds to turn it off" sort of setup. I know that after trying neutral, I would have tried that.

      Man all of these stories, make me want to stick with 19xx manual trans cars with cable throttles.

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    558. Re:It's called the key by cynyr · · Score: 1

      Coasting to a stop would take less time then driving to Belgium and would be safer.

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    559. Re:It's called the key by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      What do shift paddles do, then?

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    560. Re:It's called the key by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I haven't tried it as I assume there could be some damage to the transmission, but it seems like it would be possible to pop a manual transmission out of gear by just forcing the shift lever into the neutral position, regardless of whether the clutch was connected.

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    561. Re:It's called the key by cynyr · · Score: 1

      I don't see an "ACC" but i do see "OFF"....

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    562. Re:It's called the key by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I guess I'll have to check my car myself, but this sounds plausible.

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    563. Re:It's called the key by Ov3rTheHill · · Score: 1

      If anyone should have reason to do such a thing (turn off an automobile engine while driving at *any* speed), beware these other side-effects may accrue, depending on the car's design:

      * Loss of power assist for steering, if the car has hydraulically assisted "power steering" (some have motorized electric assist; they will be fine since the battery doesn't quit just because the engine does). With loss of hydraulic assist, you'll still be able to steer, but you'll feel significant increase in resistance to turning, "hard as rocks", if you will. It'll take both hands, and you'll feel instant gratitude for whoever decided steering wheels must have for those bumps on the back side which naturally fit the spaces between your fingers, allowing you to put much more torque on the wheel than you ever have before. Loss of steering assist will happen immediately with loss of engine RPM on hydraulic assisted power steering.

      * Loss of power assist for braking, if the car as engine vacuum assisted "power brakes". This may come on a bit slower than loss of power steering, but the feedback will be similar: Your brake pedal becomes "hard as rocks" to move. You'll naturally put both feet on the brakes and stomp with all your might and weight, again without thinking. If your brake pedal is wide enough for two feet, chances are good your car has power brakes -- and now you know why power brake pedals are so wide.

      May you never need this knowledge, but if you do, just calmly do the new work you need to do to stay safe and keep those around you safe.

    564. Re:It's called the key by Meeni · · Score: 1

      Responding to your description of "stopping in a long downhill from 80mph using the handbrake". This is a dangerous practice and you should refrain from encouraging others to do it.

      Lift off over steer is what's going to provoke a spin. If you turn the wheel while applying rear brakes only, the rear wheel can lock very quickly and you end up doing a full spin. At high speed, good chances you'll end up on the roof. In a real life setting, the road is not perfectly straight and applying the handbrake just enough to not lock the rear wheels and provoke over steer is difficult, and failure catastrophic.

    565. Re:It's called the key by robsku · · Score: 1

      That would be a bonehead way to design an automobile.

      I agree.... Scary as it may be there are boneheads designing this stiff.

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    566. Re:It's called the key by dwywit · · Score: 1

      It was 80 kmh, not 80 mph. Yes it's somewhat dangerous and not to be practised, as a rule. As a one-off exercise to test the efficacy of the emergency brake, it's not a bad thing.
       
      The driver's situation was already potentially catastrophic - I suppose it's one of those situations where you're damned if you do - provoke a lock-up and spin at 125, and damned if you don't - keep going at 125 until the fuel runs out, and hope you don't collide, or "fail to negotiate" a corner, or anything else that might happen to an out-of-control vehicle travelling at 125. Assuming other choices weren't available, of course - switch off the ignition, flick it into neutral, etc. I think the driver was extraordinarily lucky he's not dead.

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    567. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See? This is what happens when you output your tech support to india..
      Next time just film the whole thing are your Nokia 41MP camera, post on youtube, profit.

    568. Re:It's called the key by robsku · · Score: 1

      One last interesting note from the article: "it wasn't the first time his speed dial had jammed but that Renault had looked at the car and assured him that it was fine." That's probably where the legal complaint comes into play

      Yeah, that's quite the big one...

      I don't understand these people trying to shift the blame, ignoring the fact about the Renault technicians role in story (or perhaps genuinely believing that their mr. smartypants answer is really something so clever that the technician wouldn't have thought about it), I mean.... what's their motive?

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    569. Re:It's called the key by robsku · · Score: 1

      Lay off the movies.

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    570. Re: It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Stop" then?

    571. Re:It's called the key by ai4px · · Score: 1
      Handbrake? Why are you discussing ripping DVD's in this thread?? :-O

      Applying the handbrake at the wrong time could cause a nasty spinout, but we have to assume the driver would have been smarter than that despite being French. They are smart people... didn't they invent the steam powered loom 300 years ago???

    572. Re:It's called the key by ai4px · · Score: 1

      ...and you can't hold down the START button for say, 10 seconds and shut off the car? My wife's Hyundai works that way for emergency starting.... simply stabbing the start button shuts it off.

    573. Re:It's called the key by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      The article says "A Renault technician had been on the phone with police throughout the chase trying to help but couldn't come up with a solution."
      Between the driver, the police, and the tech (and other techs he may have been talking to) , I'm fairly certain someone would have thought of that.

    574. Re:It's called the key by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Not if you ease it on. Its other name is "emergency brake".

      Try it sometime. See exactly how long it takes to stop the car. Be sure to report back on how well your "emergency brake" works.

      Seriously. Do it.

      I don't understand why people don't try stuff like this when they're out on a quiet road with nobody else around. Stomp on the brakes. Yank the controls. Try stopping with just the engine, etc. It builds confidence and might save your life one day. If the last time you did an emergency stop was on your driving test then you're doing it wrong.

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    575. Re:It's called the key by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      but overheated brakes don't do much; if a person applies normal braking force for too long before putting all their weight on the pedal it's a different story. People like me from era of no power steering or brakes being the norm probably won't have as much trouble as the "recently born".

      For that matter, I'm not afraid to kill engine and deal with steering with no power; I've had the power steering belt brake and went for a few days parallel parking and whatnot with no assist. might put out today's young'uns though

    576. Re:It's called the key by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      are you some kind of wuss that you can't deal with a car with no power assist? that was the norm for most of my life, and it's happened I've lost power steering belt while driving more recent cars, so had to steer and parallel park..no big deal.

    577. Re:It's called the key by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could take the time to read the whole thread, particularly the comments where I say I've done just that.

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    578. Re:It's called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded. Few enough modern cars have manuals that I don't think there's any development going into evolving the clutch, so much as eliminating it.

      Doubtless there are some niche-market industrial systems with remotely operated clutches but I doubt you'll find them in production road vehicles.

      The newish dual-clutch automated manuals are perhaps where "drive-by-wire clutch" may have started, but to my understanding those appear to the driver as an automatic, in that there is no clutch pedal.

      Mind you, a snapped clutch cable has always been an occasional failure mode with manuals, very likely exceeding the failure rate of drive-by-wire systems, and with similar consequences (hey, how do I stop?) and mitigation (oh yeah, neutral).

      I was in a meeting once in which a medical PACS system was being sold to radiologists, and the sales team were saying that their system would guarantee an availability of so-many nines, and one of the radiologists said that well, currently, when he requests films from storage he gets perhaps 60% of the ones he wants, because the rest are in someone else's office, or loaned out for teaching, or just plain lost. So 75 or 80% availability would have impressed him completely.

      Very often we make far higher demands on emerging technology than we routinely tolerate for the incumbent systems they could replace. A lot of really quite good incremental improvements are probably lost because of this.

  3. Remove keys from ignition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm wondering if this should happen, wouldn't it be easier to turn off the ignition while the car is in motion or has that been removed as a 'safety feature'

    1. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by kinarduk · · Score: 1

      I had a french car once (or twice) a Peugeot, it was a diesel. I had a situation where I couldn't turn it off. Keys out everything, nothing worked, it just kept running, eventually I managed too stall it. This is different to TFA as the accelerator wasn't stuck, but it might be a contributory factor.

    2. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by ravenlord_hun · · Score: 1

      Turn the ignition key to OFF will unpower everything, including engine systems.

      If you have a more recent car with keycards, press and hold the POWER button and pull out the card. It's not very complicated either way....

    3. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by ravenlord_hun · · Score: 1

      If you have a card, did you try holding down the power button? Most people simply press it briefly when the engine is running and assume it's not doing anything.

      Older diesel engines could run without electric power as long as they had fuel; modern diesels depend on high-pressume injectors which in turn only work with a properly functioning ECU. Cutting power to any of those prevents the engine from working that instant, and that should be the case once you manually remove power...

    4. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's a phenomena specific to diesel engines. Diesel's don't use a spark to ignite the fuel mixture like gasoline engines do, they use the heat from piston compression. Thus, so long as vacuum pressure and fuel supply is maintained, a diesel can continue running without electrical power.

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    5. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diesels don't need electricity to work, just a steady flow of fuel. You can't stop a diesel cutting of the electricity.

    6. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "I had a french car once (or twice) a Peugeot, it was a diesel. I had a situation where I couldn't turn it off. "

      All Diesels are built that way, not only Peugeot.
      Since in France, around 80% of the cars are Diesel, there's a good chance this one was one too.

    7. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

      Even if that were the case, putting the transmission into neutral would still be a logical option. No loss of power steering, and the car the car should soon coast to a stop. Sure the engine might red-line, but I suspect that he's going to be talking with the manufacturer about the car anyway if this really happened, and most people would rather risk damage to the engine than to themselves and anyone they hit.

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    8. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old Diesel engines with mechanical injection work without electric power, but I don't think modern engines with electronically controlled (and electrically pumped) injection systems can run without electricity.

    9. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      had a situation where I couldn't turn it off. Keys out everything, nothing worked, it just kept running, eventually I managed too stall it.

      I've seen the same thing happen while fogging the engine in an old car. Turning off the ignition didn't actually turn off the engine.

    10. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However if you cut the electrical power it should kill the fuel pump

    11. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by fnj · · Score: 1

      Every diesel I am aware of has a fuel shutoff solenoid that defaults to off unless it is energized electrically. So no, it can't continue running without electrical power.

      I hasten to add, however, that if the turbo decides to take a dump and flood the intake with engine oil, the engine will not only continue to run with the fuel shut off, it can run away to an extremely high rpm and destroy itself. The number of VW TDIs which succumb to this particular death is disturbing.

    12. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by fnj · · Score: 1

      I had a french car once (or twice) a Peugeot, it was a diesel. I had a situation where I couldn't turn it off. Keys out everything, nothing worked, it just kept running, eventually I managed too stall it. This is different to TFA as the accelerator wasn't stuck, but it might be a contributory factor.

      This is diesel runaway caused by engine oil getting sucked into the intake. The engine oil makes a fine fuel which can't be shut off. Probably came from a turbo failure.

    13. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      That's a phenomena specific to diesel engines. Diesel's don't use a spark to ignite the fuel mixture like gasoline engines do, they use the heat from piston compression. Thus, so long as vacuum pressure and fuel supply is maintained, a diesel can continue running without electrical power.

      Fuel pumps are driven electronically too (for the last N decades) , normally turning the key off will also kill power to the fuel pump. In fact I once owned a car where the owner had installed a hidden switch under the seat to turn the fuel pump on and off, purely as an anti-theft measure - although I'm sure this French driver wishes his car had one of those.

      Also (I'm sure you know this but some readers may not, judging by the number of "why didn't he just use the handbrake" comments), petrol engines continue to run without the battery being connected - the engine's mechanical output drives the alternator which powers the spark plugs. Turning the key off normally interrupts the flow from battery/alternator to relevant part(s) of the ingition system.

    14. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by toonces33 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have a TDI, so I know all about this. You can take it out of gear and come to a safe stop and if you know what to do under the hood you can cut the air supply which will kill the engine without damaging it. There is a relay which should cut the air automatically if you turn off the key, but there are instances where that fails (something gets stuck).

      But if you don't' do any of this, then the engine will eventually burn through all of the engine oil and then seize. Given the distance the car went, this doesn't sound like what happened.

    15. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the standard shutdown in that case is to decompress the cylinder. On some diesels (e.g., marine ones), you mechanically pull a valve open to shut the engine down. Usually it's a handle connected to the engine by some kind of control cable. The engine sputters to a stop.

    16. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      You don't always have a discrete pump, it could function from sucking pressure from the mechanical injectors (which could be driven by the gearbox... driven by the engine). Only the real modern (and expensive) engines are driven by electrical control.

      This is one of those reasons they have governors. Without it, the engine would runaway and destroy itself, as more engine output means more fuel draw which means more engine output etc...

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    17. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Oh really?

      You mean only engines equipped with such a shutoff do. Not all of them do, though anything meant for road use built within 15 years damn well should!

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    18. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by anethema · · Score: 1

      Yeah up north here working in the oil fields, your diesel needs to have a positive air shutoff, which will kill a diesel even if the fuel keeps getting supplied (because H2S in the air will make it keep going I guess). If I ever got my own diesel I'd probably have one installed.

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    19. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Wow, that was a hurrr moment. My link is exactly what you describe.

      Don't mind me...

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    20. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I've never understood why cars and the like don't have fuel cut-off mechanisms available to the driver.

      The few boats I've been on had - they was a tag/cord you could yank, and when done it would physically block the fuel line.

      I could see this as being one of the first things that could be done after a major accident. Yank the handle, chances of a fire shoot right down.

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    21. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This car likely has a modern Diesel engine with electronic control of fuel injectors. But still there is another possible failure mode in turbocharged Diesel engines, the turbine can fail such that engine lubricating oil leaks to the air intake and effectively becomes a fuel. Then the engine will burn the engine oil, even if fuel injection is turned off. There will be a lot of smoke and it will be impossible to stop until all the engine oil is burned (and running out of engine oil makes the engine self-destruct). I have read about a few such cases that actually happened in French cars. The only way to stop it would be to close the air intake, with some kind of mechanically controlled throttle valve. But such "emergency shutdown" features aren't standard in the typical cars, it would be fairly easy for the manfacturer to add but would add cost, and avoiding engine self-destruction means you won't buy a new engine and the manufacturer would lose money, so why bother...
      I'm glad to have a 1994 Mercedes with the good old mechanically controlled Diesel engine (stopped by a simple vacuum actuator, no electronics) and manual gearbox, hope it will last at least a few more years until the car makers learn something from incidents like this. Meanwhile they debate new global-warming-friendly, expensive (patented), flammable and toxic (releasing hydrogen fluoride when burned) refrigerants for air conditioning etc. (if they used liquid CO2 instead, it could double as one-time emergency stop and possibly engine fire extinguisher too - just inject it all into the air intake, no combustion possible anymore)

    22. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by green1 · · Score: 1

      Of course the fuel shutoff solenoid jamming open has been known to happen too. My old Mercedes Diesel actually had a lever under the hood with a bright red stop sign painted on it for just such an occasion (it was a physical fuel shutoff) I did also talk to someone who had the turbo issue you mentioned on a Mitsubishi Diesel, he was lucky though, he had a snorkel on his truck so he just threw a rag in the snorkel which choked off the air supply (on that particular vehicle the normal air intake is in a thoroughly difficult to access location) Considering I have had a turbo failure dump oil in to the exhaust, and considering how easy it would be for a failure putting oil in to the intake, I keep thinking that I really should develop an emergency plan to deal with such a situation...

    23. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by fnj · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you put it in neutral, you are practically guaranteed to total the engine within seconds due to gross overreving (bent or thrown rods). The proper response is to leave it in high gear and bury the brake pedal on the floor until it stops and stalls. Unfortunately, that won't work fully with an automatic because it will never stall.

    24. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by fnj · · Score: 1

      The only solution that seems to me likely to work without fail is adding a very husky butterfly valve in the intake with a stout pull-cable leading into the cabin. An adequate supply of high volume CO2 which you could release remotely into the intake should work, but would have to be tested, which is something you do NOT want to do on your own engine.

    25. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      In this specific case, blowing up the engine would not have been so much of a problem. The vehicle would have stopped and the man would have survived. The fact that he still survived is almost a miracle and not really a reason why that wouldn't have been preferable.

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    26. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not modern diesels though. My diesel has electronic injectors controlled by a computer.

    27. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by cffrost · · Score: 1

      An adequate supply of high volume CO2 which you could release remotely into the intake should work, but would have to be tested, which is something you do NOT want to do on your own engine.

      Good thinking; I'll do it on my girlfriend's engine.

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    28. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      No loss of power steering

      That's the least of your worries, I'd have thought. Power steering is great for making low speed turning easier, it really doesn't matter that much once you've reached cruising speed, unless you are exceptionally weak.

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    29. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by green1 · · Score: 1

      The butterfly valve you describe is known as a positive air shutoff. They are required on diesel vehicles operating in areas where there is a potential for a combustible atmosphere (for example natural gas plants). I'm considering one, though with install they are very expensive to have just in case of a relatively unlikely failure. probably cheaper to just risk it. (the failure mode could involve a destroyed engine, but how many vehicles would I go through before likely running in to the failure?)

    30. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern diesels typically do need electrical power to run the fuel pump.

    31. Re:Remove keys from ignition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a phenomena specific to diesel engines. Diesel's don't use a spark to ignite the fuel mixture like gasoline engines do, they use the heat from piston compression. Thus, so long as vacuum pressure and fuel supply is maintained, a diesel can continue running without electrical power.

      Up to about 1996, so long as diesel fuel was supplied, most diesel engines would continue running till the tank ran dry. With a mechanical fuel pump, and injectors that open with sufficient fuel pressure, they required a fuel shut-off system to kill the engine

      After that date manufacturers started using ECU-controlled injectors, pumps & turbos which require power to function. Kill the power and the engine stops because the injectors don't open and there's no fuel supplied

  4. why swerve into a ditch when it run outta gas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why swerve into a ditch when it run outta gas?

    1. Re:why swerve into a ditch when it run outta gas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably to avoid being in the way.

    2. Re:why swerve into a ditch when it run outta gas? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      No brakes and the car would probably have still gone a distance on momentum.

      Not to mention, I think he was done with this ride and wanted to get the fuck off ASAP.

  5. Neutral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And this car didn't allow it to be shut off or to be shifted into neutral to release power to the wheels? Swerving through traffic gaining speed was the answer?

    Glad he didn't have a full tank or he might have broken orbit by now ...

  6. It's a Renault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rubbish electrics, bound to happen.

  7. Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Apparently French cars don't have ignition switches. Or gear shifts.

    1. Re:Fascinating by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      Apparently French cars don't have ignition switches. Or gear shifts.

      Generally they do, but not the automatic ones with keyless ignition.

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    2. Re:Fascinating by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      So the automatic ones have no facility for reversing direction, idling the engine, or parking?

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    3. Re:Fascinating by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      TFA says this one was modified for disability. so i presume it's an auto, and god knows what sort of drive-by-wire was in it.

      apparently it had locked up before... i'm not sure how believable this all is. i wonder if the results of Renault's investigation will make it to the front page?

      perhaps the on-board computer needs a few assert calls?

    4. Re:Fascinating by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      Reading all the other comments, I can imagine that it has such facilities, but only electronically operated. So a system crash is really a system crash.

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  8. No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by randombilly · · Score: 1

    Do they make a car where you cant either turn the key off, or shift it into neutral or just pull up the emergency brake??? Also, if he was already stuck going 125 by the time he got ahold of the police, how did they ever catch him?? Im suspicious of this whole story.

  9. Disengage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess Renault Laguna don't include an ignition key as standard? I might have wanted to turn off the engine is the circumstances described.

  10. Car wouldnt let him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Car wouldnt let him put it in Neutral, or Remove his keys? sure at 125 that would be dangerous, but so is driving at 125 in the first place, and he'd still have breaks, though they wouldnt be powered, and an E-Brake...

  11. Couldn't he just turn the key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or do modern cars not have ignition keys nowadays.

    The most modern car I've ever driven is a 2002 Holden commodore, so I'm guessing the technology may have progressed a bit since.

    1. Re:Couldn't he just turn the key? by frovingslosh · · Score: 0

      He should have been able to turn the engine off. With a key there is a position for off that doesn't lock the steering wheel. Even with a modern RF "advanced key system" or "smart key" you can still kill the engine even while driving by pressing and holding the Start Button or pressing it several times. Neutral would work also, and even a modified car should have that if 1) you want to be able to start it, or 2) you want to be able to get to reverse. Given that the article ignores both of these, I don't believe it is very creditable.

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    2. Re:Couldn't he just turn the key? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Many of them do not have keys, they have an RFID chip dongle thingy and a start button.

      I do admit that I don't understand why neutral wouldn't have worked, although perhaps they were afraid the engine would red line and start a fire or explode or something before the car could slow down enough to escape from if he disengaged it at that speed and it kept getting gas.

      With no brakes, despite the fact that his engine was disengaged, he'd still be going very, very fast on momentum and it would take a minute or two to be able to bail out. Not to mention they wouldn't want him to bail until they were certain no one else would get hit by an out of control, driverless car.

  12. Car was adapted with controls for disabled people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The article mentioned that the car was adapted with controls for people with disabilities (probably hand controls for the accelerator and brakes).

    Not only would this kind of modification introduce another point of failure in the system, the hand controls were probably not debugged and tested to the same degree as the traditional ones.

  13. Oh really?!? by djnanite · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Change gears down. It's called engine braking. Change to a lower gear and your engine will either explode, or it will slow down. Either way, you'll stop.
    Or how about the handbrake? You may skid, yes, but you will also slow down.
    Got an ignition switch? Turn it off.
    Got keys in the ignition? Take them out.

    ProTip! if you're keen for a joy-ride, call the police first and pretend your car's gone crazy. Not only do you get to legitimately drive faster than you've ever driven before, but the police will also clear the roads for you.

    Result!

    1. Re:Oh really?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noooooooooooo!. Using an engine brake is called engine braking. If you have gears you are using a clutch so think that through.

    2. Re:Oh really?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me address these:

      1) Change gears down. (The car was no longer responding to his commands.)
      2) Handbrake. (I don't think you want to be handbraking on a mountain pass at 125mph.)
      3) Ignition switch? (The car was not responding to any of his actions at this point.)
      4) Keys? (It was keyless.)

      This guy pissed himself and almost had a heart attack. I don't think he was enjoying any of it.

    3. Re:Oh really?!? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Got keys in the ignition? Take them out.

      Yep, because locking your steering column is the best option at such speeds.

      No, you want to drop the key to ACC but do -NOT- remove it or go all the way down to OFF.

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    4. Re:Oh really?!? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I imagine the resulting investigation might reveal that you were in it for the entertainment value. They probably would not give your performance high marks. They would then throw you in jail when they were done.

    5. Re:Oh really?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever even tried the stuff you're suggesting?

      In my car, the computer will now allow me to make any shifting movements that would result in the engine redlining. No neutral, and no downshifting if the accelerator is floored.

      Handbrake? Go ahead and give that a try at normal highway speeds. Your car will laugh at you while it ignores your suggestion. All handbrakes do is manually engage the rear (usually) brake pads. If your brake pedal, which applies those same brake pads using hydraulics, doesn't stop the car why do you think manually engaging them without hydraulic assist is going to have any affect?

      Ignition switch? Very dangerous to turn off a car at highway speeds. The wheels will lock up and you'll likely either roll the car or slam head-first into the first object in your path. And if the computer has gone all HAL on you, it may very well ignore your ignition switch input anyway.

    6. Re:Oh really?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Change gears down. It's called engine braking. Change to a lower gear and your engine will either explode, or it will slow down.

      It was automatic.

      Or how about the handbrake? You may skid, yes, but you will also slow down.

      Skid at 125mph/200kph? You'll be dead in 2 sec.

      Got an ignition switch? Turn it off.

      Ignition switch is disabled when car is moving.

      Got keys in the ignition? Take them out.

      Power steering disabled and steering wheel locked at 200kph? You'll be dead in 10 sec.

    7. Re:Oh really?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately that's highly dependent on the car in question. Even among cars with normal keys, the options for how the Lock and Acc positions work and are positioned are not well standardized. However, in the most common scenario (traditional pseudo-standard), you could flip the key backwards exactly one position from On to Off and kill the engine while not security-locking the steering wheel. The key won't come out of the column in that position, either. What most people mentally come to think of as Off is actually the Lock position, which is a further step backwards and locks the steering wheel and allows the key to come out. Most people, most of the time, never use the Off position, it's just a spot they skip right over as the turning the car on or off.

    8. Re:Oh really?!? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Blowing up your engine sounds like an excellent way to safely stop your car while going at 200km/h.

    9. Re:Oh really?!? by HJED · · Score: 1

      Um, must cars won't lock the wheel if the ignition is off. (E.g. my 2011 mazda 2 doesn't) If you want a safe way to test this park your car on a hill and the remove the handbrake, in most cars you can still steer.

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    10. Re:Oh really?!? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Change gears down. It's called engine braking.

      This is a common misconception.

      Engine braking means letting the engine slow down, and thus the vehicle slowing down with it. You only need to change gears as well to stop the engine from stalling.

      Aggressively shifting down to a lower gear too early just wears out your gearbox, and if done too harshly can lock your wheels and cause a crash.

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    11. Re:Oh really?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that his car didn't even have an ignition, just a button you could press for three seconds that asks the computer to shut down right now. If the computer is locked up then no amount of pressing the start/stop button or asking it to shift into neutral will help you.

  14. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

    If you're heading east at 125 miles per hour, and there's a police station 75 miles east of you, can the police from that station ever catch you, even if they take a 15 minute donut break?

    The apparent inability to otherwise change gears in the car or turn it off sounds a bit more concerning. That would be pretty standard advice from the guy on the other end of 999/911.

  15. Steering lock engaged without key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Removing the key on my last car disabled the power steering and engaged the steering lock so probably not a good idea, however transmission to neutral should do the trick.

  16. The Guardian? by mevets · · Score: 1

    Sometimes you donâ(TM)t need to read the article....

    1. Re:The Guardian? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Sometimes you donâ(TM)t need to read the article....

      I suppose you consider The Daily Fail the acme of British Journalism?

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  17. Neutral Gear by crow · · Score: 2

    Automatics still have a neutral gear. Most people don't use it, so I can understand a driver in a panic situation not thinking of it, but I would expect he would try it when stuck in that situation for an hour.

    1. Re:Neutral Gear by emag · · Score: 1

      My car stalls in the cold. It also had a part fail that would ensure enough air at idle/near idle (got that replaced). I've gotten *really* good at shifting to neutral while moving and restarting the engine. I hate winter.

      (Plus, the thing's 13 years old)

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    2. Re:Neutral Gear by mpk23 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Automatics still have a neutral gear. Most people don't use it, so I can understand a driver in a panic situation not thinking of it, but I would expect he would try it when stuck in that situation for an hour.

      Neutral nearly caused my engine to jump out of the hood when I had the same thing happen, dangerously high rpms at no load... Turning off the engine worked like a charm, and I found a little flak trapped under the cable. Perhaps there is some reason you can't turn off a Laguna?

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    3. Re:Neutral Gear by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 2

      (Plus, the thing's 13 years old)

      Your car is still a baby. My car is 24 years old. My Motorcycle is 32 years old.
      There is no excuse for driving a vehicle that stalls when it is cold. Fix it! You are endangering yourself, and others.

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    4. Re:Neutral Gear by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      when you car is going apeshit down the interstate fuck the engine, turning off the key (if you even can these days) locks your sterring wheel and cuts power to the brakes

    5. Re:Neutral Gear by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      Yup, the one I got rid of two years ago was 17 years old and had 308k miles on it. I still see it on the road around here from time to time. The "new" one that I found out in California last year is now 17, and only has 192,000 on it at the moment. Mid-1990s Hondas run like a top forever if you take care of them.

      Plus there's my restored 1932 Chevy in the garage next to it, but it's only got about 50-60k on it total (and 10k since I last rebuilt the engine). So only eighty years there.

    6. Re:Neutral Gear by adolf · · Score: 1

      13? Meh. My car is 18 years old and runs like a champion in all weather.

      The difference between my old car and your old car is not that my car is better than yours. Instead, the difference is that I recognize that it's better to fix it, than to either live with it or spend even more money buying something comparable-but-not-broken.

      I just call these little repair sessions "car payments" and keep on driving. It's cheap.

    7. Re:Neutral Gear by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Automatics still have a neutral gear. Most people don't use it

      Really?

      I always start in neutral if I am going off forward. I can only start in Park or Neutral and if I start in Park I must pull through Reverse on the way to Drive [P-R-D-3-2-1) which gives an irritating backward jerk. I also put it in neutral at most red lights as the engine pulling against the final drive through the torque converter will be using more fuel. Traffic lights take ages to change in the UK.

    8. Re:Neutral Gear by adolf · · Score: 1

      Modern cars *all* have rev limiters. Yes, it makes an unusual sound. No, it won't hurt anything. Yes, it's always better to say "fuck the engine" when weighing options to stop a runaway car. And then simply focus on stopping.

      And then, you know: Stop.

      Once stopped you've got all the time you need to figure out how to halt the engine.

      FFS, even old cars tend to be self-limiting once the valves start to float....

    9. Re:Neutral Gear by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Turning off the key with the transmission in drive does not not lock the steering wheel on any vehicle I've ever driven or worked on.
      Also, brakes still work without vacuum boost (which, by the way, you should still have until you depress and then release the pedal at least once), you just need to press harder.

    10. Re:Neutral Gear by green1 · · Score: 1

      WRONG. turning off the engine NEVER locks the steering unless you're an idiot and turn the key way past off to lock. it also NEVER disables the brakes, only stops providing extra braking power, but you do have a reserve of full powered brakes followed by an unlimited amount of manual brakes which work just fine.
      First choice should always be to turn off the key. it's safer, and results in less damage. Only if that fails (which there is no evidence has ever happened...) should you shift in to neutral as a last resort (will likely destroy the engine, and possibly other components, but better than an uncontrolled acceleration)

    11. Re:Neutral Gear by green1 · · Score: 1

      But why would you? much safer and more reliable to simply turn off the engine. You still have steering and brakes and you don't risk your engine at all. Would I ever shift to neutral in one of these situations? maybe as a last resort, but the ignition key is always a better choice.

      I have had this happen (accelerator pedal physically broke and jammed on the carpet) After my heart nearly leapt out of my chest, I turned off the engine, brought the car to a controlled stop, found the problem, removed the accelerator pedal, and continued on my way using the accelerator linkage rod instead of the pedal. And all this despite this being an extremely narrow road with many tight curves. Granted being smart about it doesn't get your name in the papers, but it is safer for everyone.

    12. Re:Neutral Gear by dougmc · · Score: 1

      Neutral nearly caused my engine to jump out of the hood when I had the same thing happen, dangerously high rpms at no load...

      You are of course correct (though modern cars usually have a limiter that will stop the engine RPM at redline), but more importantly -- barrelling down the highway at 125 mph is almost certainly more dangerous than having your engine hit redline and beyond until it fails. Even if the engine explodes, that's better than hitting something.

      That said, I suspect that wasn't an option for some reason, or it was tried and didn't work. After all, he was on the phone with Renault for a while trying to figure it out, so they would have suggested he do that, even with the risk.

      And really, I'm really quite surprised he was able to go at 125 mph for so long without hitting something. Must have been some mighty clear roads.

    13. Re:Neutral Gear by adolf · · Score: 1

      But why would you? much safer and more reliable to simply turn off the engine.

      But what if you can't? Did you read anything in TFA or in the comments?

    14. Re:Neutral Gear by SkimTony · · Score: 1

      I used to have to shift my LTD into neutral at stop lights and use the accelerator pedal to keep it from stalling, after my sister caused the head gasket to fail. I don't think we ever fixed that problem, but I was the only one who would drive that car, at that point.

    15. Re:Neutral Gear by emag · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is the lower intake manifold gasket. The labor alone would total the car, and once the engine's warmed up, it's not an issue. I'd do it myself, but I don't have a week & a spare car to get parts/tools. Or, really, anywhere to actually _do_ the work.

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    16. Re:Neutral Gear by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      never said it disabled the brakes, it just cuts power to them, and what if your car doesnt have a key, but one of those cute little pushbuttons?

      THANKS
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    17. Re:Neutral Gear by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      yea ok, second time explaining this, cutting power to brakes != disabling them, I know that, but if you could not stand on them hard enough to stop the car WITH power assist, how the hell are you going to without it

    18. Re:Neutral Gear by green1 · · Score: 1

      And as I said, you still have a power reserve on the brakes, and they still work even without that. so it's a very good option.

      And if the car doesn't have a key, just a push button, you push and hold it for 3-5 seconds. Problem solved.

    19. Re:Neutral Gear by green1 · · Score: 1

      There's no evidence that there has ever been a situation where you couldn't. Yes I read the comments, but this sounds no different from all the panic around Toyotas a while back, where it was proven that in every one of the cases some level of driver error was involved, and in all cases both the brakes, and the ignition switch would have stopped the vehicle.
      If a full investigation finds otherwise than I may re-think my position, but for now we have one person making highly unlikely claims, the sensible thing it to believe the more likely situation of a simple failure coupled with a panicking driver, rather than to believe in an infallible driver and a multi-system failure.

    20. Re:Neutral Gear by hedwards · · Score: 1

      You're supposed to downshift towards Neutral until you're slowed enough or the engine seizes up. It's not great, but you do get some stopping power like that and the engine isn't contributing as much. Whereas cutting the engine gives up the stopping power that comes from moving the pistons against the pressure in the cylinders.

      Plus, I don't think that Electronic Stability Control functions without a running engine. Which means that you're in more danger turning the engine off than leaving it on, provided you haven't already downshifted into Neutral. Anyways, once you do downshift into neutral, the engine isn't connected to the wheels and as such, you also give up the use of both the power brakes and the power steering without gaining anything.

    21. Re:Neutral Gear by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's what the rev limiter is for. Engine makes lots of noise, but just bounces off the limiter until you either get it to stop running, put it in gear, or run it out of gas.

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    22. Re:Neutral Gear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your engine revved higher when you put it in neutral, then the mounts were under less stress at that point than when they were accelerating the car. I doubt very much that it was in any danger of jumping out of anything.

      Never mind that you probably have an electronic rev limiter which keeps "dangerous" revs from ever happening, unless your car's over 20 years old - in which case your valves will probably float before anything breaks. :)

    23. Re:Neutral Gear by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      if you do have traditional "key", you can actually turn off the engine without putting key in "lock" position. only a pansy needs power assist for either breaking or steer, it's a convenience not a necessity

  18. Transmission was stuck too? by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    The engine transfers power through the transmission to the wheels. Disengage the transmission from the wheels by putting it in neutral.

    The most exotic transmission I can think of is a CVT transmission. But can't that be put into neutral too?

    1. Re:Transmission was stuck too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I'm going to make myself at home here today.

      Some genius somewhere decided that computers in the car should override the human if they make an obvious mistake. One of those obvious mistakes would be the human trying to shift the transmission into neutral or downshift the transmission into a gear that would result in redlining. If the action would result in the engine redlining the car simply will not make the transmission change that you're requesting.

      In my car, it physically blocks me from moving the shifter into neutral in these situations. The computer also ignores attempts to manually downshift if the shift would result in the engine over-revving.

      So no, you cannot assume that a car with an auto tranny will allow the driver to shift the transmission any way he wants to.

    2. Re:Transmission was stuck too? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. They can, for sure, be put in neutral. My car (a Subaru) may even have a physical linkage from the shifter to its CVT.

      However... that's not true of all cars. For example, some Prius models are fairly obviously a purely electronic linkage. That will rely on the computer interpreting the driver's commands correctly... soemthing which obviously was not going on here.

      Hmm... did he try hitting the accelerator to see if it would break the car out of its insanity?

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  19. 125 mph for 125 miles... by rmdingler · · Score: 0

    I can buy that, in panic mode, a driver might be temporarily reacting to strange events and not thinking clearly. If you're still clueless how to shut the engine off with the key after an hour or so of driving, well, your cull is necessary for the betterment of the breeding pool. Can you say "Lawyer Up!"

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    1. Re:125 mph for 125 miles... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1
      Apparently the guy suffered two epileptic seizures, although it's not clear if that was during or after the event. What I'm wondering though is whether an epileptic event could have caused his problems in the first place. Is it possible that due to such an event he was convinced he was stomping on the brake the whole time, when in fact he had his foot on the accelerator the whole time? Or something similar?

      If you're still clueless how to shut the engine off with the key after an hour or so of driving

      This car has a key-less ignition.

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    2. Re:125 mph for 125 miles... by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      How in the name of Holy Fuck do you drive 125mph for 125 miles while having two epileptic seizures and not crash?

    3. Re:125 mph for 125 miles... by lkernan · · Score: 1

      This car has a key-less ignition.

      Most still have some form of safety cutoff. In my Toyota holding the button for 3 seconds cuts the power, just like a computer power switch.

    4. Re:125 mph for 125 miles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just like some computer power switches, it won't always work if the computer has locked up.

    5. Re:125 mph for 125 miles... by robsku · · Score: 1

      RTFA. No? Didn't think so.

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  20. Missed an important point here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've read elsewhere that his car was modified because he had a disability which explains all the problems with controls.

  21. Shut off the engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assume that it has something to do with the modifications made to accommodate whatever disability he had, but why couldn't he shut off the engine? Is there something else in modern cars that prevent you from turning it off?

    In an ignition system which requires a key to be inserted, you can just turn the key back to shut off the engine, as long as you are careful not to turn it all the way back and lock your steering wheel. I haven't tried it myself, but a driving instructor taught me this about 16 years ago.

    1. Re:Shut off the engine? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      It's called a keyless ignition. The "key" in this car is a card (which you put in a slot) and you push a button to start/stop the engine.

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    2. Re:Shut off the engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all keyless ignitions require the card to be in a slot. I rented an Altima a couple weeks ago, and I could start the car with the fob in my pocket. I think the slot was just there for the convenience of those who wanted it.

  22. I've yet to encounter an automatic with no neutral by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Informative

    All of them have an "N" setting that I've seen. It disengages the engine from the wheels. You'd need it for towing and so on.

  23. Police Jurisdiction by Antipater · · Score: 1
    While everyone else screams about shifting into Neutral, I'm going to ask a question:

    TFS mentions that he crossed the border into Belgium. How does cross-border highway police jurisdiction work in Europe? Can the French cops follow him across, or do they have to call ahead and have Belgian cops waiting to take over?

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    1. Re:Police Jurisdiction by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Schengen Area agreement also contains rules concerning police crossing international borders when in pursuit of someone; I believe they keep going, but hand over to local police on the fly.

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    2. Re:Police Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      European police corps can cross borders "in hot pursuit", but in this case I guess there was a transfer to the belgian police once the guy crossed the border (ie, it was not an unexpected move, they had time to set it up).

    3. Re:Police Jurisdiction by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 2

      It's called the Schengen Agreement, and while for most people it's the easy way to travel around Europe, a lot of it is about policing and criminals as well. Basically, yes the French police can cross borders into almost all neighboring countries (not the UK or Andorra I don't think).

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    4. Re:Police Jurisdiction by Newander · · Score: 1

      Hot pursuit may apply in this case.

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    5. Re:Police Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they can - at least in cases of urgency. They need to make contact with the other country's police, and in most cases the local police will catch up and take over, but they don't need to stop directly at the border.

    6. Re:Police Jurisdiction by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      It's called the Schengen Agreement, and while for most people it's the easy way to travel around Europe, a lot of it is about policing and criminals as well. Basically, yes the French police can cross borders into almost all neighboring countries (not the UK or Andorra I don't think).

      I don't think there's much danger of most European police forces involved in a "hot pursuit" crossing the border into the UK.

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    7. Re:Police Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can the French cops follow him across, or do they have to call ahead and have Belgian cops waiting to take over?

      Both countries are members of the Schengen Area. As such, the police is authorized to cross the border during a chase.

      He was very lucky: had this happened near Paris and its traffic jams, he would have been toast. But he was on the coastal highway which doesn't even have a border checkpoint.

      Still, I'm impressed he survived the french highways, since most of them have toll gates with very narrow lanes. Speeding through at 160km/h is not for the faint of heart.

    8. Re:Police Jurisdiction by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's much danger of most European police forces involved in a "hot pursuit" crossing the border into the UK.

      In my experience, most cases of "hot pursuit" involve a big jump-ramp over a body of water, but that's because I've been watching too many old episodes of Dukes of Hazzard.

    9. Re:Police Jurisdiction by heefeneet · · Score: 1

      It's called the Schengen Agreement, and while for most people it's the easy way to travel around Europe, a lot of it is about policing and criminals as well. Basically, yes the French police can cross borders into almost all neighboring countries (not the UK or Andorra I don't think).

      I don't think there's much danger of most European police forces involved in a "hot pursuit" crossing the border into the UK.

      Except in Northern Ireland.

    10. Re:Police Jurisdiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's much danger of most European police forces involved in a "hot pursuit" crossing the border into the UK.

      It would be amusing watching both them and the criminals queuing up for a place on the Le Shuttle, sitting bored in their cars, then unloading at the other end and continuing the chase.

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  24. Missing Details... by icebike · · Score: 5, Informative

    Details Missing from the quoted article is this bit:

    The Frenchman, who suffers from epilepsy and drives a specially-modified car that has controls on the steering wheel to operate the throttle and brake, has filed a legal complaint against the vehicle's manufacturer.

    Source here.

    Unless Renault did these modifications for him, I doubt he has a chance in hell of winning his suit.

    I've never seen a car you couldn't force into Neutral even under heavy acceleration.

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    1. Re:Missing Details... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is a man who suffers from epilepsy being allowed to drive in the first place?

      Epilepsy is a "reportable condition" here, along with some other medical conditions that can lead to blackouts and/or disorientation. If you are diagnosed with something like that, your drivers license is revoked and you're not allowed to drive at all.

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    2. Re:Missing Details... by icebike · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if you've seen drivers in Paris, Epilepsy would seem to be something of the norm.

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    3. Re:Missing Details... by GiganticLyingMouth · · Score: 2

      I doubt he has a chance in hell of winning his suit.

      I wouldn't be too sure; from the article "Lecerf said that it wasn't the first time his speed dial had jammed but that Renault had looked at the car and assured him that it was fine." (emphasis mine) whether or not this makes them liable is another matter, but they apparently did have some involvement with his vehicle

    4. Re:Missing Details... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother who has brain damage, has epilepsy, and is blind in one eye is still permitted to drive legally. Fortunately her twin brother disabled her car so she hasn't bee able to put people in danger with her driving for the past few years.

    5. Re:Missing Details... by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if you've seen drivers in Paris, Epilepsy would seem to be something of an improvement.

      FTFY.

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    6. Re:Missing Details... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      Why is a man who suffers from epilepsy being allowed to drive in the first place?

      Epilepsy is a "reportable condition" here

      Because "there" is not "here," and perhaps they've chosen, rightly or wrongly, to either not make the ultimately arbitrary (albeit perhaps not unreasonable) decision that no-one with epilepsy can drive, or that they take people on a case-by-case basis rather than a blanket ban. For all we know this guy suffers from a rare form of epilepsy that only kicks in when he travels over 120mph (special relativity notwithstanding).

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    7. Re:Missing Details... by hey! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, I guess because not everything called "epilepsy" acts identically. It's conceivable to me at least that while some people who are diagnosed with "epilepsy" cannot drive a car safely, others can.

      I know someone who has an "epilepsy" diagnosis but no visible symptoms. She can be on the EEG machine and talking with her doctor while the machine is saying she is having a seizure. She wouldn't even know she had "epilepsy" if she hadn't volunteered to be a subject for a research project.

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    8. Re:Missing Details... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Bullshit, my brother in law has epilepsy and has a license and drives. Modern medicine is wonderful.

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    9. Re:Missing Details... by v1 · · Score: 2

      I'm willing to bet the article isn't accurate, and the driver had Cerebral Palsy, not Epilepsy. Epileptics are banned from driving almost everywhere.

      The house I am currently living in was hit by a packard at speed when an epileptic lied to get his license renewed. He seized half a block up the road, blew a stop sign, and came up onto the grass and hit my house whilst foaming at the mouth.

      I know two people with CP that have moderately modified cars for driving.

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    10. Re:Missing Details... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are degrees of epilepsy. I have epilepsy, but I haven't had a seizure in about a decade. All of my seizures as an adult happened in bed while I was asleep. I've never had a seizure while driving.

      Every now and again, the DMV gets in their head to have a "phone hearing" (they make you swear in over the phone) and make me convince them that I'm OK to drive. I haven't had a problem yet.

    11. Re:Missing Details... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless Renault did these modifications for him, I doubt he has a chance in hell of winning his suit.

      He might be stuck on stupid now.

    12. Re:Missing Details... by Rufus+Firefly · · Score: 1

      Unless Renault did these modifications for him, I doubt he has a chance in hell of winning his suit.

      Don't be so sure, this is Europe we're talkin' about. They do shit all backwards there--hell they use the metric system for Chrissake! (And I wouldn't call 125 meters per hour a "runaway" vehicle.)

    13. Re:Missing Details... by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      Why is a man who suffers from epilepsy being allowed to drive in the first place?

      You've never heard of this wonderful invention called...MEDICINE?

    14. Re:Missing Details... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just need to learn to obey French road rules.

    15. Re:Missing Details... by HJED · · Score: 1

      I'm interested to know how he managed to survive two epileptic fits whilst he car was going at those speeds, if he can do that he is probably fine to drive normally.

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    16. Re:Missing Details... by Inda · · Score: 1

      I have a family member whole drives with epilepsy. It's controlled by drugs and he's not had an attack in all the time I've known him which, if I had to guess, would be 30 years.

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    17. Re:Missing Details... by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      To be honest, if he had two seizures but managed not to panic and crash a car travelling at 125mph with no control over the brakes, I'd say he was an excellent driver.

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  25. Clearly nobody RTFA by DrData99 · · Score: 2

    Because you missed the "adapted for disabled drivers" and "wasn't the first time the speed dial jammed".

    Clearly not a stock Renault.

    1. Re:Clearly nobody RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever about the last bit, it is designed for the French so that covers the first bit.
      Guess what EU country I'm from, and it's not the UK ;)

    2. Re:Clearly nobody RTFA by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Does not matter. The brakes must still be stronger than the engine. It must be possible to put the transmission into neutral. Otherwise the car may not drive on public roads.

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  26. Adapted car by Yoda222 · · Score: 1

    This is a car adapted for disabled people. RTFA before saying "hey, just do something."

    But the article don't say what are the change from a regular car.

  27. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, there are cars with no keys to turn off... Cars with automatic shifting gears that won't move to neutral unless the car is stop. And at 200km/h I wouldn't pull the emergency brake!!!!! Regarding the police catching him, I would say it's very easy, you know the police doesn't have to enter the highway in the same place the guy did?!?! It could easily be the guy catching up the police :p

  28. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to TFA, his car is modified to accommodate a disability. It doesn't say what kind of disability, or what kind of modifications were made, but I wouldn't doubt that it has some other electronic way to control acceleration/deceleration.

  29. Really scary by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

    125 miles of French motorway, past Calais and Dunkirk, and over the Belgian border.
    'My life flashed before me,' says Lecerf. 'I just wanted it to stop.'

    My, if a car were taking me at high speed to Belgium, I'd be scared to death, too.

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    1. Re:Really scary by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      My, if a car were taking me at high speed to Belgium, I'd be scared to death, too.

      Aren't you forgetting something? He was coming from France! He should have been overjoyed to see the border!

      Now if he were coming from any other direction, then you might have a point. :)

  30. NOT STOCK by markdavis · · Score: 4, Informative

    This was not a stock car. It had been modified for a "disabled" person who also had epileptic seizures. We don't know exactly HOW it was modified from the articles, but it could have hand controls and other things that really have nothing to do with a "normal" car and could have contributed to the problems.

    It might also explain why he might have been unable or incapable of turning off the car or putting it into neutral.

    1. Re:NOT STOCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you are so disabled that you are incapable of reaching the shift lever or ignition while seated in the driver's seat you probably shouldn't be driving a car.

    2. Re:NOT STOCK by avandesande · · Score: 1

      A car with highly modified controls like this should have a kill switch too. They're common on boats, atvs and jet skis.

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    3. Re:NOT STOCK by PPH · · Score: 2

      "disabled" person who also had epileptic seizures.

      At some point, can't we just say "Don't drive". Some handicaps can be accommodated. But an epileptic seizure while driving down the highway? Please, not while I'm on the road.

      I don't know to what extent the control modifications were made to accommodate the seizure condition. But unless its a self-driving car, I can't see how this would be safe.

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    4. Re:NOT STOCK by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      At some point, can't we just say "Don't drive". Some handicaps can be accommodated. But an epileptic seizure while driving down the highway? Please, not while I'm on the road.

      Well, he must be an exceptional driver. According to those who RTFA, he had not one but two seizures during this incident. If you can have even one epileptic seizure while driving at 125MPH and stay on the road, you're NASCAR/LeMans material.

    5. Re:NOT STOCK by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      At some point, can't we just say "Don't drive".

      Yes, but just because you think that point lies at "driver has epilepsy," doesn't mean everyone wants to agree.

      Please, not while I'm on the road.

      I don't want a heavy smoker to have a heart attack while I'm on the road, but I'm not going to call for them to be banned. And I don't want a terrorist to blow up the plane I'm on, but that doesn't mean I'll advocate rectal searches for all passengers. Well, maybe on an opt-in basis.

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    6. Re:NOT STOCK by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      I don't want a heavy smoker to have a heart attack while I'm on the road, but I'm not going to call for them to be banned.

      The difference is that a heavy smoker isn't necessarily going to have a heart attack AT ALL, much less while on the road, and an epileptic is called an epileptic because he has ALREADY HAD SEIZURES. One person, it may never happen at all, the other, it has already happened and is likely to happen again.

    7. Re:NOT STOCK by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Aehm, why is an epileptic allowed to drive?

      Also, it doe snot matter what his disability is, the modified controls always must allow putting the car in neutral and they must always have brakes that are stronger than the engine. No exceptions.

      Seems to me this guy was unfit to drive and is now blaming it on others.

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    8. Re:NOT STOCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, this guy apparently had two epileptic seizures while driving at 125mph, and only crashed because his brakes failed. I'd say that in this case the seizures weren't really the issue.

      It is quite possible that the seizures make his legs inoperable so he needs hand controls, or something like that. That's a fairly common adaptation, and hardly means he shouldn't be able to drive. In fact, it looks like the specific hand control adaptation itself was the issue.

      dom

    9. Re:NOT STOCK by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Okay, a heavy smoker who's previously suffered a heart attack then.

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    10. Re:NOT STOCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a neurologist? It sure doesn't sound like it or you would know that there are varying levels of seizures, ranging from that feeling of falling you get right before you fall asleep to a tonic-clonic seizure that effects the entire brain. Maybe it was just his big toe moving uncontrollably which would also explain the need for hand controls.
       
      At some point can't we just say "stop calling for laws based on your emotions and not with rational thought".

    11. Re:NOT STOCK by PPH · · Score: 1

      He says his brakes failed. But Renault has looked at his car after a previous event and concluded that nothing was wrong. Hand controls or not, perhaps his condition prevents him from both operating them as well as perceiving the car's response and correcting his inputs.

      The other issue with retrofitted controls is that we are all second guessing why he didn't do this, that or the other thing which would naturally occur to most drivers. But with assisitive technologies (particularly the computer controlled ones) the designers may need to explicitly provide for each combination of inputs. Give some abnormal situation which a normally abled driver could work around, the adaptive controls designer may not have provided the button for that.

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    12. Re:NOT STOCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But unless its a self-driving car, I can't see how this would be safe."
      Well, that seemed to be the issue in this case.

  31. Neutral by Joe+U · · Score: 0

    I've never heard of a car that can't be switched to neutral while in drive.

    (I used to do this occasionally going down an empty road (4 car/hr tops) on a steep hill. Usually got up to 35, which was enough to coast all the way to the stop sign at the top of a smaller hill.)

    1. Re:Neutral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go try it in a late-model car with your foot all the way into the accelerator at 60mph.

  32. 5 seconds on google people. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1
    "Why didn't he just remove the key?"
    There's a possibility he didn't have one.

    The Laguna featured a 'keyless' ignition system which, instead of a key, used a credit card style device to unlock the car and start the engine. -Wikipedia

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    1. Re:5 seconds on google people. by Libertarian001 · · Score: 1

      aaaaaaaand that's still a key.

    2. Re:5 seconds on google people. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      But if the card is out of range the engine should stop so chuck it out the window.

    3. Re:5 seconds on google people. by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      But if the card is out of range the engine should stop so chuck it out the window.

      Nope. My Prius has a similar key. If the key leaves the car while it's on, the car continues to run until you turn it off, and then it won't start up again until the key returns. Yes, I've tested this.

      This is a deliberate safety design: you don't want to lose acceleration and power steering on a highway just because your kid decided to chuck the keys out the window. The threat of getting carjacked is minor in comparison.

  33. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by camperdave · · Score: 1

    Also, if he was already stuck going 125 by the time he got ahold of the police, how did they ever catch him??

    Simple, they just dispatch the police from the station where he is GOING TO BE instead of where he was. Besides, nothing is preventing the cops from doing 130 or even 150mph to catch up to him.

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  34. Since no one got hurt... by Voyager529 · · Score: 2

    This song seems appropriate.

    1. Re:Since no one got hurt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like this one:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODMye94wMfk

  35. Dumb drivers by Algae_94 · · Score: 0

    Has he not heard of Neutral. He could shift the car and pull off the road.

    1. Re:Dumb drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumb Slashdot readers, who not only don't read the article but also don't notice that their objection has already been answered. Repeatedly.

    2. Re:Dumb drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not of the car won't let him. My car won't let me make any transmission shifts that would result in the engine redlining. Shifting into neutral with the accelerator fully engaged is just one such situation.

  36. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pulling the emergency brake at 125 MPH is a REALLY bad idea. So is turning off the engine with the key, which locks the steering wheel. Shifting the car into neutral is the way to go.

  37. This happened to my father by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While my sister was in the car as well. It was in an old car, too; mid-80 manufacture. Nobody had ever seen anything like it.

    What happened was this:

    - The physical brake cable broke while on the highway
    - The cable snapped around and managed to latch on to the throttle body, forcing the engine into maximum acceleration. Both pedals unresponsive.

    This car was a manual, though, and the clutch still operated... so as he passed ~90 mph, he took it into neutral, which had the side effect of redlining the engine. The car was then shut off and coasted to a stop. No harm done, except to nerves. The mechanic had never seen anything like it before or since.

    We didn't pursue a lawsuit.

    1. Re:This happened to my father by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Make, model, modifications fitted?

      What piece of shit car uses cable master cylinder actuation?

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    2. Re:This happened to my father by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ??? Every car I have ever worked on manages acceleration by a cable directly pulling open the throttle body (in the 80s it would have been the air intake to the carb which is generally set lower into the engine body, and in the 80s there was a LOT of space around the engine), if the break cable snapped in such a way to whip around and up into the engine then snag the exposed portion of the accelerator cable or throttle body this would happen

  38. Also happened to me, sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A similar thing happened to me a few years ago in my father's ML 320. I had it on cruise control and hitting the brakes caused the engine to rev faster (it turned out it was a problem with the "brake light sensor" which meant the computer didn't know that you had applied the brakes, so the engine was compensating to maintain the cruise speed). By repeatedly tapping the brakes, the cruise controlled was deactivated. Once in a Ford Falcon '93 station wagon (my father's also) the brakes would just not work. Repeatedly jumping on the brake pedal made the car stop - I was later told the ABS system had failed. I believe all cars have similar fail-safe systems where tapping the brakes a number of times in quick succession can disable other systems such as ABS.

  39. car not "stock"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article -

    "Lecerf has filed a legal complaint after his Renault Laguna, which is adapted for disabled drivers..."

    (emphasis added)

    One might infer from the article that the car is not factory stock, or that the driver isn't fully functional within the vehicle. Perhaps reading the vehicle's onboard computer will give some answers.

    1. Re:car not "stock"? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Perhaps reading the vehicle's onboard computer will give some answers.

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  40. Offtopic by balbus000 · · Score: 1

    So after the latest Dice ad, I finally created an account on Reddit, and already read about this story there. Now I understand all the posts about Slashdot always being the last to the party. Can anyone recommend the best subreddits to subscribe to when trying to replace Slashdot news?

    1. Re:Offtopic by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      So after the latest Dice ad, I finally created an account on Reddit, and already read about this story there. Now I understand all the posts about Slashdot always being the last to the party. Can anyone recommend the best subreddits to subscribe to when trying to replace Slashdot news?

      You could always post the article yourself.

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  41. The Renault Laguna handbrake - electric, automatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Laguna has a computer-controlled semi-automatic parking brake; you can manually engage it when you're stopping the vehicle, of course, but it does more than that. It's designed to activate and de-activate for hill starts, eliminating the need for manual handbrake starts. That's not a bad idea, in my opinion, as the number of drivers in manual cars who roll back when the lights change is *staggering*, but unfortunately the computer appears to block use of the parking brake when in motion...

  42. For all your suggested solutions... by Svartormr · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...the article addressed them (if you read between the lines).

    The car was modified for disabled use and was apparently all-electronic control, including start/stop, gear, power, and brake. "Braking" accelerated the car from 100 km/hr to 200 km/hr. As I imagine the driver was familiar with the car, he may have tried using the other electronic controls--although after "braking" doubled his speed I imagine he was reluctant to do so for fear of what would actually happen. This is further supported by a Renault tech being in contact with the police who couldn't suggest anything more for the driver to do besides wait for fuel exhaustion.

    1. Re:For all your suggested solutions... by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      Given the other bugs in the software, perhaps if he'd continued to accelerate to 255 + 1 km/h, the speed might have reset to 0.

      Of course, that would cause a rather sudden stop.

  43. The car is modified for disabled drivers by oursland · · Score: 1

    The headline and summary is missing vital information: the car has been modified for disabled drivers. Hugh Pickens and Timothy have both practiced bad journalism/editorialism by bringing this article to Slashdot and hiding important facts within the summary.

    Suggestions to shift to neutral, stop the engine and so forth are uninformed as the severity of the modifications are as yet unknown (not published).

    1. Re:The car is modified for disabled drivers by gweihir · · Score: 1

      It is very likely illegal to make a modification that does not allow shifting into neutral. It is also very likely illegal to make a modification where the brakes are not stronger than the engine. Both are basic safety features that _have_ to be there, no matter what modifications. And the driver has to be able to use them or no driving permit, regardless of whether disabled or not. More likely the guy was not fit to drive and messed up the use of the modified controls.

      It is possible but unlikely that the car was modified in an illegal and unsafe way, but that is about it.

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  44. Neutral is anagram of Renault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The strangest things about this mythical story is that Renault is an anagram of Neutral.

  45. Some observations by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 5, Informative

    The same thing happened to a driver in Oz awhile back.

    Modern cars contain numerous independent systems which communicate using an internal bus. If one of those systems fails in a way such that it floods the bus with packets, no other system can get a message through.

    If you happen to be on cruise-control at that time, there may be no way out of it. The signals from the steering-wheel computer [buttons] or brake won't get to the computer.

    Here's some info that came from the Oz incident:

    1) Modern cars don't have a direct key-switch - the computer starts and stops the engine. Turning the engine off is not guaranteed to stop the car. (This was tried in the Oz case.)

    2) Some cars do not have direct shift capability; ie - it's "shift by wire": the shifter tells the computer what gear to be in. (Admittedly, I've never seen one, don't know if it's true.)

    3) A driver is not strong enough to stop the car against the engine, especially since the engine can down-shift to get more power. Some "mythbusters"-style experimenters disagree with this statement, but their conclusions don't track with these incidents. Also, consider that the driver may be female, young, elderly, out-of-shape and otherwise incapable of braking with the full force of an "average" human driver.

    I used to write the software for aircraft instruments, and one thing the hardware should always do is "fail safe". If you have a remote sensor such as a switch, in this case the brake light switch, you always have some mechanism to determine whether the wire is broken. If the remote sensor is on a communication bus, you always look for a "heartbeat" packet saying that the remote sensor is working properly. If something fails, the default action is to go out of cruise-control.

    Car software is not safety certified (as aircraft systems are), and perhaps they should be. This will become more important as cars get smarter, and will be critical for self-driving cars.

    1. Re:Some observations by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Car software is not safety certified (as aircraft systems are)

      Do you have evidence of that?

    2. Re:Some observations by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

      Car software is not safety certified (as aircraft systems are)

      Do you have evidence of that?

      I suppose there might be a government agency to which one submits car software and gets sign-off, like we do for medical devices (FDA) and aircraft (FAA), but I've never heard of one.

      You're right - I was talking off-the-cuff, and I don't know with certainty that there's no certification process or official agency that's responsible for the safety aspects of automotive software. I also don't know about European car standards, so there might be a system in place in France.

      You posted for a reason, so do you know of an agency that will certify automobile software as safe? Are there procedures and specifications published somewhere?

    3. Re:Some observations by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I would have to use google. I work in aviation as well so I am familiar with SWAL standards. My only exposure to road transport has been in traffic signaling systems. In a signal controller you woud need the failure of three separate conflict detectors to display a crossed green. The conflict detection there is better than anything I have seen in ATC.

      My main problem with your post is that it requires a significant number of unrelated failures. The brakes are not strong enough. The ignition fails to turn off. The gear shift fails to work. I don't know how all these cars are wired but I do know that my Jetta has two sensors on the accelerator pedal. The sensors have to agree on the accelerator setting for the setting to be accepted. That sounds like somebody has given thought to safety in the design.

      One of these days I am going to build an EV but I will give it a master switch that I can pull if things go really bad.

    4. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Car software is not safety certified (as aircraft systems are)

      Do you have evidence of that?

      Toyota Prius.

    5. Re:Some observations by mixed_signal · · Score: 1

      3) A driver is not strong enough to stop the car against the engine

      Check your facts. In the late 1980s Car and Driver could not find any kind of vehicle that could not be slowed with the brakes even with the accelerator held all the way down to the floor. An update to this is at the following link: http://www.caranddriver.com/features/how-to-deal-with-unintended-acceleration

      In any case, drivers that don't know how to put their car in neutral and cars that can't be put into neutral don't belong on public roads.

    6. Re:Some observations by chihowa · · Score: 1

      One of these days I am going to build an EV but I will give it a master switch that I can pull if things go really bad.

      I suggest a big red button with a molly guard. I really wish more devices had those.

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    7. Re:Some observations by ckedge · · Score: 1

      Maybe there should be an independent "emergency neutral / cut fuel" button under a switch flip cover, and that should lead to completely independent systems (that hopefully can be simple enough to be designed to never accidentally fail-on, and even if they do, it's neutral and/or no-fuel, those shouldn't be very dangerous, hell they happen all the time as is..).

    8. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never heard of a car with a drive-by-wire brake, though. The foot brake is always mechanically linked to the actual brake pressure hardware, and can multiply the force of your foot even without any electrical or engine power. A functioning footbrake has *way more than enough* torque to stop a car, even if your other foot is flooring the gas, and even if this supposed drive-by-wire car doesn't interrupt the accelerator when the brake is applied (also common, but I guess your CAN-bus flood could cover that scenario). It's only the fact that this driver was apparently disabled and unable to use the normal mechanical footbrake (which had full power assist with the engine still running) that screwed him on that strategy.

    9. Re:Some observations by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      Hi.

      I remember this incident in Australia.

      It was around the time this was going on in America. It turned out the guy had a history of mental health problems, there was nothing wrong with the car and he was just lying to the police - the media reported the sensational part loudest and no one remembers what it actually turned out to be (he was crazy and on a joy ride).

    10. Re:Some observations by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I believe in the US the individual state DMV's have the safety requirements set with the NHTSA setting some guidelines. That's why in Nevada autonomic cars (such as Google Car) is allowed to drive but nowhere else (yet) or in California fully electric vehicles are allowed but nowhere else (yet).

      FAA and FDA set federal guidelines for aviation and drugs but from working with the FDA, for electronic devices, all you need is a self-certification that your system works according to spec. I have been involved with writing software which can deliver certain forms of radiation, the only thing we needed to show to the FDA is that our work was being overseen by a PhD who himself didn't understand a line of code. Big companies (like GE and Siemens) outsource this certification to shill companies.

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    11. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) A driver is not strong enough to stop the car against the engine, especially since the engine can down-shift to get more power. Some "mythbusters"-style experimenters disagree with this statement, but their conclusions don't track with these incidents. .

      I'll buy everything else. Brakes are 4 discs getting clamped by power assisted hydraulics. They will overpower any "normal" engine and typically generate somewhere around 5-600HP equivalent. High performance sports cars (that have 5-600HP engines) have even more powerful brakes.

      The only way that the brakes would not work is if they were somehow disabled (ABS pressure dump) or the driver slowly tap-tap-tapped the brakes until they overheated and became ineffective. A single hard depression of the brakes will work.

      These so called "mythbusters" experiments have been done by virtually every major auto magazine, pop-science and a bunch of others. In most cases, in normal powered cars, braking distances varied between almost no change to 100% increase in braking distance 70-0 with the foot full on the gas.

      People just don't want to admit they were stomping on the gas instead of the brakes.

    12. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Mythbusters doing this but Motor Trend did this test in the late 80s when Audi was accused of unitended acceleration.
      Cars that can go 0 to 60 in 7 or 8 seconds, can go from 60 to 0 in about 2 seconds. Yes, brakes are typically 3x as powerful as the motor.... in any gear. Try it yourself. Now with an engine at full throttle, vacuum assist power brakes are typically harder to use. Hydraulic boosted brakes are easier to use not sure what Renault uses.

      The icing on the cake was when Motortrend unearthed original police reports where some of the "victims" admitted to stepping on the wrong pedal. Only after they realized they could sue Audi did they re-remember the unitended acceleration. Made for a good 60 minutes episode and cost Audi millions.

      What really happened. Guy was speeding down the road (BTW, pretty sure France is KPH not MPH), the police pulls up and he panics, brings it up to 120ish and, because he has a slow car, didn't get away. So he comes up with the accelerator stuck excuse. Just wait, Renault will examine the car and determine the brakes were working perfectly.

    13. Re:Some observations by Big+Smirk · · Score: 1

      3) A driver is not strong enough to stop the car against the engine, especially since the engine can down-shift to get more power. Some "mythbusters"-style experimenters disagree with this statement, but their conclusions don't track with these incidents. .

      Which is because a vast majority of these 'incidents' are utter BS.

      Driver claims total brake failure yet later when examined by technicians, the brake seem to be working fine. Since brakes are an independant system - typically dual/redundant systems - how exactly do they magically completely fail then magically return to normal functions.

      More likely the unintended acceleration is from hitting the wrong pedal (or in this case control) or simply coming up with a lie to justify getting caught speeding.

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    14. Re:Some observations by Big+Smirk · · Score: 1

      The prius did have an issue with anti-lock brakes. Essentially you hit the brake after going over rough pavement and the brakes would start pulsating (and not stop the car). This was due in part to software they used to transition from regenerative braking to normal hydraulic braking. It lengthened stopping distances, but didn't prevent the car from stopping.

      As for Toyota, as far as I know, not a single crash had been attributed to Toyota. Maybe carmats.

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    15. Re:Some observations by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      For the geographically stupid:

      When I read "Oz" I think of "The land of Oz" - ruled by Princess Ozma, and inhabited by Munchkins, Cowardly Lions, and Tin Men...

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    16. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to write the software for aircraft instruments, and one thing the hardware should always do is "fail safe".

      Umm. I used to write automotive software and hardware design. We took great pains to ensure that both the hardware and software would "fail safe" And bandwidth on busses was carefully controlled. Oh and there are certifications for automotive software.

    17. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turning the engine off is not guaranteed to stop the car

      Indeed. This happened to me after a can-bus module got a bit wet. Bad design, putting it below the 80cm wade depth of my vehicle, 'sealed' or not... When I did a scan of trouble codes (I carry an OBDII reader), I was getting some of 'low voltage', implausible signal errors and a 'Lost communications with Module A' error, and the whole dash looked so pretty with flashing warning lights everywhere!

      -R

    18. Re:Some observations by jittles · · Score: 1

      I'd be willing to bet any automatic after ~2005 would be shift by wire. In fact, the ODB-II standard that was used in cars '96 and newer have standard bus commands to tell the transmission what position the shifter is in. With my car, I can hook up an ODB-II device and literally tell the car to shift from 2 to 3rd gear, for instance. But I really dislike the fact that its almost impossible to get a manual transmission in most cars in the US. :(

    19. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) You're right. The typical driver would get run over by a runaway car *long* before they could stop it. That's why they have these things called *brakes*, which (at least in the US) are required to be sufficient to overcome the engine, even at full throttle, regardless of the gear the car is in.

      Some drivers will inadvertently cause the brake system to overheat by repeatedly cycling through a pattern of:
      A) using the brakes
      B) realizing they're not stopping as fast as they expect to
      C) letting up on the brakes
      D) realizing they're still accelerating
      E) goto A

      From the sounds of this incident, though, it seems as if there was an undiagnosed problem with the assistive driving modifications made to his vehicle.

    20. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same thing happened to a driver in Oz awhile back.

      Modern cars contain numerous independent systems which communicate using an internal bus. If one of those systems fails in a way such that it floods the bus with packets, no other system can get a message through.

      So there's no guaranteed bandwidth for critical systems? That's astounding.

    21. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the braking power of the car exceeds to engine power of the car (which is the case in all modern cars, and by quite a margin) a driver *is* strong enough to stop the car against the engine. If you're driving something with mechanical brakes driver strength could be a problem but with hydraulic brakes -- and particularly with vacuum-assist brakes -- the average human driver can apply several times the necessary force to the brake pedal, even if they're old, frail, etc. None of that is relevant for incident in particular though, as the driver was unable to control the brakes, regardless of their power.

    22. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) Some cars do not have direct shift capability; ie - it's "shift by wire": the shifter tells the computer what gear to be in. (Admittedly, I've never seen one, don't know if it's true.)

      I think what is meant by that are flappy paddles. It's what formula one cars have: there are two paddles behind the steering wheel that you can pull. One to shift down and the other to shift up. The computer then controls the gear box.

    23. Re:Some observations by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I don't think 'fail-safe' is going to be good enough for automated cars. I agree that they should do something sane on failures, but just turning control over to the driver isn't the sane thing. In an aircraft, the pilot will usually have a few seconds or even minutes to get his bearings and take control of the aircraft - the other traffic is all thousands of feet away.

      In a car, you're lucky if you get a few tenths of a second to react, and having to be constantly ready to take control negates one of the principle benefits of driverless cars - the ability to relax and concentrate on other things than the road. Another proposed benefit, interleaved travel through intersections, is impossible if there is non-negligible risk of any involved car dropping to human control during the transit.

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    24. Re:Some observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take your car, and time how long it takes to accelerate to some speed. Any speed, just pick one. Now time how long it takes to decelerate from that speed at maximum braking. Consider that the brakes can remove speed much faster than the engine can add it, and ponder which one is capable of exerting the greater amount of force. Now, consider revising your claim that "no driver is strong enough to stop a car against the engine".

  46. Re:It's NEUTRAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shift the car out of gear.
    Sure the engine will race, but you'll lose speed quickly from drag.

    Then get the car company to buy you another car or face a PR nightmare.

  47. guess I am not getting one of these then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21462360 Self-driving car given UK test run at Oxford University...

  48. Good thing it wasn't a self-driving car by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    As the AC above points out, they are testing self-driving cars at Oxford University.

    Or as I like to call them "pedestrian and cyclist killing machines of death".

    At least they don't run on horsemeat.

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    1. Re:Good thing it wasn't a self-driving car by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Or as I like to call them "pedestrian and cyclist killing machines of death".

      Yeah I wonder what their plan is for parsing hand signals.

    2. Re:Good thing it wasn't a self-driving car by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Or as I like to call them "pedestrian and cyclist killing machines of death".

      Yeah I wonder what their plan is for parsing hand signals.

      Hand up means speed up, Hand down means speed up, and no hands mean gun the engine and floor it.

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    3. Re:Good thing it wasn't a self-driving car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least they don't run on horsemeat.

      Do they run on "cow"-meat?

  49. And ripping that "key" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were speeding out of control, I'd rip that fucking "key" out of the dashboard in no time flat, slam the fucking tranny into neutral, reverse, etc ... leaving the fucker in peices on the road, and lastly, if none of that worked, steered for the nearest haystack I could find or swerved around, reduced speed and then into a field somewhere where the car would bog down to the point where it would stall.

    1. Re:And ripping that "key" by JavaBear · · Score: 2

      All the key does is telling the cars computer that the one having it is allowed to start it. The computer seized up, and the key was probably pulled to no effect. I doubt anyone capable of getting into a car would be dumb enough to not try that.
      As for gears. There is probably no mechanical connection between the gear shift and the gearbox. The driver tells the computer what he would like to do, this time the computer had a lobotomy.

    2. Re:And ripping that "key" by Cramer · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that slot actually has any meaning beyond a holder for the card. Under normal operations, removing it may do nothing. Once the car has become possessed, it may not care if the key even exists. The "start" button will do nothing with the car at speed; again, once possessed, it may not even listen to that button. The gear selector is also electronic, and thus may not obey the operator.

      If you're VERY lucky, you might be in an area with run-away truck ramps. That'll GD stop the car. Otherwise, you'll have to start physically disconnecting things (read: pull fuses) -- and that's hard to do at speed on a highway. (and in some cars, impossible without opening th driver door.)

    3. Re:And ripping that "key" by chargersfan420 · · Score: 1

      Most cars that use normal keys also have a steering lock built in when the key is removed. So, if you ripped the key out, best case scenario, you'd get the engine to turn off. Worst case scenario, you'd be unable to steer the vehicle.

    4. Re:And ripping that "key" by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      If start/stop button in cars like this are allowed to solely trigger software a MCU it's a failure of both the regulator and the designers.

      IMO there should always be a way to turn off the engine which relies on simple hardware ... connecting some parallel electronics to the start button to detect say a 2 second depression for an emergency shutdown without going through anything more complex than passives, transistors and relays is trivial.

    5. Re:And ripping that "key" by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

      All the key does is telling the cars computer that the one having it is allowed to start it.

      In almost all electronic key systems, the key is only needed to start the car. After that, the car will continue to run, key or no key.

      When they first came out, there were numerous stories of person A starting the car, then person B driving away in it.... they were fine until they parked and shut down the engine; then they coudn't restart it. Now most such cars have a warning that goes off if the key is removed from the car - won't shut down the engine, but at least gives you a warning.

      It's done this way for a reason - you don't want a momentary loss of contact (mechanical contact, or RF contact in a keyless system) to shut down the engine on the highway.

    6. Re:And ripping that "key" by green1 · · Score: 1

      or you could notice that all of those key cylinders have in intermediate position between on and lock... one where the engine is off, accessories are on, and steering is unlocked.
      So if you aren't a complete moron, you turn the key from "run" to "accessory" and the engine shuts off, and you maintain full steering and braking control. In fact this was taught extensively in my driver training class under emergency procedures (the instructor would also use it to simulate a stall by reaching over and turning off the engine at inopportune moments, never did the steering lock)

      I've actually used this feature, I have had a car malfunction where the accelerator got stuck down (the brake pedal actually physically broke and jammed against the floor mat) After my heart leapt through my throat I simply turned the key, brought the vehicle to a safe stop, and figured out what was going on. In my case I ended up removing the accelerator pedal from the control arm, and then driving straight to the dealer for a new part using the control arm instead of a full pedal. Of course because I didn't loose my head, I don't get the joy of seeing my name in the papers, and can't really sue anyone for damages. On the bright side though, there was never any real risk to myself or anyone else (despite this happening on a very narrow road with many sharp curves)

    7. Re:And ripping that "key" by smash · · Score: 1

      If start/stop button in cars like this are allowed to solely trigger software a MCU it's a failure of both the regulator and the designers. IMO there should always be a way to turn off the engine which relies on simple hardware ... connecting some parallel electronics to the start button to detect say a 2 second depression for an emergency shutdown without going through anything more complex than passives, transistors and relays is trivial.

      that. motorcycles have had kill switches for decades, the fact that a car has been designed and produced and allowed on the road without a method to kill it like that is a disgrace.

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    8. Re:And ripping that "key" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgive my ignorance but is there a reason cars are moving to this type of ignition system? I know computers are much more efficient at managing the various systems in the car but doing away with a hard on/off switch just seems like a terrible idea.

  50. Usually there's a fuse/relay panel in driver reach by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    If it happened to me and I couldn't turn it off I would start ripping out every fuse and relay I could get my hands on, one of them would be bound to kill it - I think.

    Since I always drive stick shifts I would throw it into neutral, engine explosion hazard or not. Considering this thing is modified for his handicap I understand not everything I think of would be feasible. I had a difficult time driving a car modified for a paraplegic. I wasn't used to the hand controls and my feet got tangled in the pedal pressers when I tried to drive it normally.

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  51. Emergency brake. by RJBeery · · Score: 1

    What car doesn't have one?

    1. Re:Emergency brake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What car doesn't have one?

      Almost no car has one. I'm guessing you're one of those people who refers to the parking break as an "emergency break". Try using one in an emergency and you'll quickly discover how poor a description that is. There are very few cars where this weak little break, designed to stop the car from rolling around while the engine is off if you forgot to put it into park, is capable of doing much to stop a vehicle already in motion, and it certainly can't stop one with the engine running and engaged.

  52. IDIOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiot of the day...PUT THE GOD-DAMNED THING IN NEUTRAL!!! The rev-limiter will keep your engine from blowing up. Come to a stop, and turn the effing thing off!

  53. If stuck in the same situation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put her in neutral and get parked as soon as possible. pop the hood and pull all your spark plug wires. Thats the quickest way i can think of to prevent perminant damage. you could also i suppose cut the power line to your fuel pump... but then youd have to have a cutting tool.

    man, Who ever thought up electronically controlled throttles? What a dumb idea. You dont need to electronicly control EVERYTHING!

    1. Re:If stuck in the same situation... by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Plug wires you could just pull free haven't really been seen since distributor-less ignition became common in the mid-90s.

      The average age of vehicles owned by Americans has been going up steadily (about 10 years old is the figure now!) and the comments here seem to reflect that, vastly underestimating how computerized and "black-boxed" cars have become nowadays.

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  54. The Schengen Agreement saved his life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had there still been border controls between France and Belgium, that driver would be dead now.

    1. Re:The Schengen Agreement saved his life by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Yes, because in pre-agreement times the police forces of adjoining countries never had any means of communicating.

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    2. Re:The Schengen Agreement saved his life by HJED · · Score: 1

      No, but there would have been a border checkpoint with a barrier on it.

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  55. More details by rabtech · · Score: 2

    A Renault engineer got on the phone with the guy and walked him through various attempts to stop the car, stop the engine, go into neutral, etc. I would hazard a guess that the engineer had him try anything considered safe (don't want to accidentally lock the steering wheel at that speed).

    If the computer were sending commands to disengage the throttle but there was a mechanical problem or a bug in an electronic component the engine simply may not have responded to the command. Depending on the transmission design, at max throttle it may have refused or been unable to disengage and slide into neutral either.

    I think this sort of thing highlights how important it is to have an alternate emergency cutoff, one not dependent on the electronic control systems. Something like a secondary switch contact in the on/off button that if held down for 15 seconds automatically cuts power to the fuel pump with a simple, dumb electronic relay circuit.

    Of course if you've ever looked at the "security" or "design" of these in-car networks (CANBUS, etc) then you realize how awful they are. Think along the lines of your average cable company DVR. They are full of holes - eg a radio that had a bluetooth stack full of buffer overruns, allowing you to hijack its CPU, which cross-connected various supposedly segmented busses, giving you remote access to the ECU. The demo I saw just rolled the windows down or remotely flash the headlights, but you could certainly stop the engine, turn off traction control, unrecoverably crash the ECU, etc.

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    1. Re:More details by ledow · · Score: 1

      It's called a gearstick. Manual or automatic, you switch to a neutral gear even if it means crunching the gearbox. Worse that happens is the engine goes pop while you coast to a stop.

      Brakes won't stop the car against the engine, but you can take the engine out any number of ways (ignition off, slip into neutral, hold the clutch down, etc.). There are no purely electronic cars that I'm aware of.

      Don't drive a car that you don't know how to turn off, how to take out of gear, how to apply all brakes, what ignition positions allow steering without the lock without engine.

      Failing that being present on the car DO NOT DRIVE IT. Seriously. Just don't even get in the damn thing if you don't have adequate control over it in an emergency.

      But, like the Toyota problems, the problem is more likely to be driver error than anything to do with the car. From the story I read on BBC News, he had specialist modifications for a disability.

      But, seriously, if you're at 60 and the car won't stop and keeps accelerating? Scrap the side of the motorway. Better to crash at 60, even into the back of another car, than into a busy junction at 120. Seriously, just take yourself off the road. Safer for you, safer for everyone else and you might just be the hero of the hour rather than the pillock who didn't think to press the clutch.

    2. Re:More details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brakes won't stop the car against the engine, but you can take the engine out any number of ways (ignition off, slip into neutral, hold the clutch down, etc.). There are no purely electronic cars that I'm aware of.

      In most every vechicle unless your breaks are total shit they are physically more powerful than the engine.

    3. Re:More details by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Off topic, but there are usually two buses in a modern car, one for the drive train and one for everything else. Hacking in to the bus the radio is connected to and operating the windows and lights is usually isolated from the ECU. A LIN bus is more common for the entertainment systems. It's simpler and cheaper to implement compare to a CAN bus.

    4. Re:More details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if the car electronics were well designed, that would defend from hacks like the GP described. Except they aren't. The entertainment systems are connected to the driving systems for features like adjusting the radio volume to cover the engine volume or displaying car status on entertainment screens. Those connections are not done in any sort of intelligent or secure way.

    5. Re:More details by ledow · · Score: 2

      It's a close-run thing, except in the most perfectly maintained, well-driven, new cars.

      Sure, there are demos and you can do it. The question is if you can *always* do it. Your brakes will be 50% of their best on average, your tyres will be 50% between "new" and "need replacement" on average. By the time you notice the throttle is fighting you, you've probably been braking enough to heat the brakes.

      By the time you go into full braking mode, you may not want the brakes to come on (full skid). By the time the brake is full on and fighting the engine 1:1, you may not have enough time left to overcome it before the brakes overheat and become quite literally useless.

      We all know you can brake from 70mph to nothing in a short distance, but doing it against the engine isn't a sure-run thing.

      And, hell, there are crap cars out there - we know there are, even if it's design rather than maintenance. The first car I had, my dad (a mechanic of 40 years) insisted on changing the whole braking system because he was unhappy with how badly it braked (he called it "the Flintstones car" because he said you'd be better off just pushing your feet through the floor to slow it down). He replaced everything with manufacturer-sourced original parts. And afterwards it was exactly the same. That was how the car was designed, that was how it was built, that was how it got certified to run on the roads, that was how it passed every MOT test in its entire life. The engine was a pathetic thing, but it could easily overcome the brakes if it was throttling, no problem at all. Hell, dad still jokes to this day that the steering wheels on those cars must end up in scrap heaps with a indentation at the bottom where the drivers all pull up on it to try to push their feet down on the brakes so hard to get it to stop.

      If you have time, like this guy, to get the car up to 120 without thinking of other ways of disconnecting the power, it gets a lot harder. And brakes have mechanical failures that you can't prevent in those sorts of situations because they are not designed for it. You can literally boil off the brake fluid in that kind of thing. Slipping the engine out of control doesn't - you're unlikely to experience a mechanical failure that KEEPS providing power to the wheels compared to STOPS the brake systems from working correctly.

      I've also been in a car where the brake pads were worn and within the space of a single journey they went from silent, perfect operation, to the point where the wheels were catching and the engine struggled, even to crawl off the side of the road. But if the driver put their foot down, the car would still move easily (just incredibly noisily). When the pads get that low, the next thing that happens is that the metal on the base of the pad becomes one with the wheel itself and you lose all braking on that wheel - you can literally rip the pad out of its seating. Not saying you could do it in a single incident, but no car has brand-new brakes EVERY day.

      There is a hill that I know of in a part of the UK. This hill smells CONSTANTLY of burning clutch, because it's just that steep. And when I've travelled along many times in the last few decades (my dad used to drive us down it on holiday) I have seen cars hit the escape lanes against their brakes (and it's literally a few hundred yards, hairpin + escape lane, a few hundred yards, hairpin + escape lane, all the way down). Gravity on a slow-moving car moving cautiously down a steep hill is nothing to a modern engine at full throttle.

      Sure, if I had a big Volvo, I'd expect the brakes to overcome the engine on full throttle (multiple independent braking systems and stupid amounts of braking force compared to other cars). But it's far from guaranteed.

      Cars are only tested to bring a car to a halt within a specified distance with no engine pushing. They aren't tested (officially) to counter full-throttle braking situations. Because they just should not happen if you have a car and know how to control it.

    6. Re:More details by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Actually, the brakes will be enough, unless you are in a very low gear. They may catch fire though. But it is basic physics: You can break faster than you can accelerate, hence the brakes can always stop you. But transmission into neutral is also always possible, even if it may require some force.

      My guess: The guy is either a complete idiot or was on drugs or something.

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    7. Re:More details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! The poor engineer! Can you imagine the stress that guy was under?

    8. Re:More details by ackimdead · · Score: 1

      yeah ,what you said. it's silly to not have at least one emergency solution to this kind of issue. I will just stick to driving manual transmission cars for now.

    9. Re:More details by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      But, seriously, if you're at 60 and the car won't stop and keeps accelerating? Scrap the side of the motorway. Better to crash at 60, even into the back of another car, than into a busy junction at 120.

      Motorways don't have busy junctions. That's the whole point of them. The police wouldn't have been so keen to let this guy keep driving at 125mph on a normal road with roundabouts, crossroads, traffic lights or whatever. But on a 3 lane motorway, the police can fairly easily keep the outside lane free.

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    10. Re:More details by ledow · · Score: 1

      By evacuating a lane over 120 miles of motorway within an hour of being notified? Not really.

      And, to my knowledge, most motorways end. There are exceptions (the M25 orbital in London) but that's only 120 miles long anyway - you'd literally have to clear a lane along the entire length of the busiest motorway in the country within the hour without him once veering out of lane or encountering a single other vehicle (even police) in that lane.

      And motorways have busy junctions - they are busy roads, by definition, or else you have a motorway that you don't need, and junctions are how you join them. And it's almost universal that at the points other roads join them, that's where they are most congested because drivers have to use the further lanes to get out of the way of the slow-moving traffic that's joining. You can do mathematical traffic analyses if you like - basically most queues and "traffic pulses" originate from accidents (and mainly from people looking at them rather than the accident itself) and junctions joining the motorway (which requires others to be considerate and get out of their way to let them on, or be forced to brake like an idiot when they have to put themselves on at the end of the slipway).

      Honestly... if my car keeps accelerating uncontrollably on a motorway, I will refuse to allow it to get much above the speed limit by whatever means possible. Hell, I'll fire it up an empty embankment on purpose before I'd do 120mph while trying to call the cops for help at the same time and hoping they get to me or I run out of petrol before I kill someone.

      And, for reference, my car is 15 years old. It has provably done more than 120mph on the German Autobahn - and that's because I chickened out because I wasn't happy about the vibration at that speed - by the rev meter and speed, it would happily have gone 10-20mph further without a problem. It also could, and has, kept that up on even half a tank of fuel for several hours, no problem at all.

      If I haven't found a way out of the situation by the time the police catch up to me, or radio ahead, and they organise several hundred miles of empty lanes within the hour, then there's a quite high chance I'm already dead by that time anyway. And quite a few other people, not to mention the poor sod I hit.

      Break the damn car. Then, if that doesn't work, do what you need to do to bring it to a halt. Do what you can to stay out of people's way (because it's going to get REALLY messy no matter what) but don't zoom around motorways on the phone to the police at 120mph with no way to stop but a crash.

    11. Re:More details by lopgok · · Score: 1

      There is no car made that has a more powerful engine than the brakes. What is interesting, is that even if you are going 200kph, have the throttle fully depressed, it only takes about 10-15% longer to stop the car using the brakes. I think that Jay Leno made a car with a monster engine of around 20+ liters that had crappy drum brakes. For that car, I don't think the brakes would stop the car if the throttle was fully depressed. A few years ago, car & drive did a test using a 400+ hp corvette. Stopped just fine. If the brakes are defective, of course all bets are off.

    12. Re:More details by robsku · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that you are a lot smarter than the Renault engineer too.

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  56. epilepsy means no liscense here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he is epileptic he should never be allowed to drive. French nuf said

    1. Re:epilepsy means no liscense here by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Where does it say that?

  57. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF is it with all this fail engineering? The wheel locks when you PULL THE KEY OUT, not when you turn off the engine.

  58. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They did not catch him but speeded ahead of him. Figure their cop cars do at least 140MPH. Often times they have Porsches and the likes to be able to keep up.

  59. Low Battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If he was only driving a Tesla Model S he would have ran out of fuel in no time.

    Damn you fossil fuel vehicles!

    1. Re:Low Battery by guttentag · · Score: 1

      If he was only driving a Tesla Model S he would have ran out of fuel in no time.

      According to Elon Musk, that would only be the case if John Broder was the driver. If anyone else had been driving the car would have kept going until it was somewhere in Connecticut.

    2. Re:Low Battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it would only get to Spain before it had to refuel!

    3. Re:Low Battery by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If he was only driving a Tesla Model S he would have ran out of fuel in no time.

      Damn you fossil fuel vehicles!

      Yeah, all he'd have needed to do was turn the heating on and pow! it's a brick.

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  60. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cars with automatic shifting gears that won't move to neutral unless the car is stop.

    Please, name one car that won't allow you to switch to neutral when in motion?

  61. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by Iniamyen · · Score: 0

    Is his disability being an idiot that can't find a way to stop a car?

  62. WTF by Iniamyen · · Score: 1

    WTF is a hypermarket?! It sounds awesome.

    1. Re:WTF by AwaxSlashdot · · Score: 1

      Oversized super market. Very common in France.

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    2. Re:WTF by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      A French engineer once started a presentation by saying This is our new product and because we are French it is very complicated.

    3. Re:WTF by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Replied to wrong post sorry

    4. Re:WTF by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      It is... Think Wal-mart but a bit more upmarket, with food of French quality (things like a 20 meter isle of fresh fish on ice), along with such basic necessities as chain saws, boat anchors, and lathes. The only thing they lacked which I did see in Wal-mart is shotguns...

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  63. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    Do they make a car where you cant either turn the key off, or shift it into neutral or just pull up the emergency brake???
    Also, if he was already stuck going 125 by the time he got ahold of the police, how did they ever catch him??
    Im suspicious of this whole story.

    That car model, the Renault Laguna, is especially made to be modded for disabled people. I don't know what kind of disability the driver has (the article doesn't say, although he did have two epileptic seizures because of and during the hectic drive).

    According to the original article in French. The car only reached 125 miles per hour near the end of the journey.

    Plus, I don't think it's a matter of catching up to him as much as it was a matter of waiting for him. They opened three toll booths for him. And the cops/poulets* used a supped-up Renault Megane to keep up with him (for how long it kept up, the article doesn't say).

    note * Poulet means chicken in French. It's what we say casually when we say 'cops'. The word chicken in French doesn't have any of the same negative connotations that the same word has in English so it's ok to use. If you're an American visiting France and if you want to blend in, "poulet" is the word you should use when talking to a cop in France.

  64. French electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When i was going to sell my Citroen C2 1.4l 75 CV to a car dealer (to buy a Daihatsu terios 4wd), the car dealer said me: "oh shit! French electronics..."
    Before knowing i had some electronics problems... (btw that engine is around since the 80s-90s)

  65. Re:Usually there's a fuse/relay panel in driver re by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

    I doubt there would be any easy access to the fuses from inside the cockpit. These are more often placed under the hood, and if you looked under the hood of a brand new vehicle, you see that there is a a solid wall of plastic with almost nothing user accessible. I'm fairly sure a least one recent car model doesn't even have an oil cap visible under the hood.

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  66. Re:I've yet to encounter an automatic with no neut by HuntingHades · · Score: 1

    That assumes either the gear shift is mechanically connected to the transmission, or the onboard computer which is currently making you accelerate actually responds when you change the gearshift and attempts to move to neutral, and it doesn't have software telling it not to move to neutral if the rpms are over a certain speed.

  67. His driving license was revoked since 2004 by AwaxSlashdot · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yeah yeah, it "happened" to him 3 times and his driving license was cancelled since 2004 over speeding tickets. But sure, this is the car manufacturer fault if your modified car (gas and brake operated from the steering wheel) has a strange behavior.

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    1. Re:His driving license was revoked since 2004 by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Even if the modifications weren't stock and weren't done by Renault, they might be liable if they inspected the car for this sort of issue after a previous incident when the gas got stuck, yet still signed off on it as being okay.

      Which they apparently did.

  68. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mine won't, if the engine is under heavy acceleration.

  69. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by mvdwege · · Score: 1

    If you're an American visiting France and if you want to blend in, "poulet" is the word you should use when talking to a cop in France.

    TrÃs drÃle. Next you'll tell the poor Americans to address the police as 'flics'.

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  70. Re:I've yet to encounter an automatic with no neut by TranquilVoid · · Score: 2

    Actually with most automatics you still should not tow them even in neutral as part of the transmission is still engaged. Sometimes it is considered okay to tow at very low speeds over very short distances.

  71. HANDBRAKE by Dunge · · Score: 1

    Seriously

  72. Kill Switch by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

    I don't know why manufacturers of modern computer controlled cars don't simply install a kill switch, either disconnecting the ignition like a motorcycle does, or mechanically shut off the fuel supply with a solenoid.

    Hit the kill switch, engine stops. You still have all electrical power and control so just roll to the side of the road.

    Solenoids to control shut off fuel are not even novel, my early 80s car has a solenoid to shut down the fuel supply at the carburettor when you turn off the key (anti run-on).

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    1. Re:Kill Switch by gweihir · · Score: 1

      The switch is there: Just put the transmission into neutral. Requires some force and may damage things, but is always possible.

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    2. Re:Kill Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do have a kill switch. It's called an ignition key. You turn it towards you and the engine magically stops running.

    3. Re:Kill Switch by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Hit the kill switch, engine stops. You still have all electrical power and control so just roll to the side of the road.

      If you do that without disengaging the clutch/shifting to neutral, the results at 125 mph could be disastrous. And there was obviously something wrong with the electronic control systems that prevented him from shifting to neutral, or presumably the police would have told him to do so in their phone calls.

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    4. Re:Kill Switch by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      > "If you do that without disengaging the clutch/shifting to neutral, the results at 125 mph could be disastrous."

      Engine braking. Try it sometime.

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  73. Could have been a Software problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the onboard computer had a
    (puts Sunnglasses on)
    race condition.
    Eeaaaaaaayy

    1. Re:Could have been a Software problem. by craighansen · · Score: 1

      ++points. Thank you.

  74. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    note * Poulet means chicken in French. It's what we say casually when we say 'cops'. The word chicken in French doesn't have any of the same negative connotations that the same word has in English so it's ok to use. If you're an American visiting France and if you want to blend in, "poulet" is the word you should use when talking to a cop in France.

    Thankyou for that helpful tip. Over here we use Pig not Chicken. If you want to be respectful, use the full title, Muthafookin Pig.

  75. I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've seen this before.

    There are practical and survivable methods to stop a car in this condition, including one I have personally used: veering onto the berm and applying the handbrake. Once there, the vehicle won't accelerate because the tires on the drive wheels, spinning with so much torque, will not gain purchase on the grass. It's analogous to releasing the clutch at high RPM on slippery roads.

    But if we assume that's impossible for whatever reason, I've never seen an automatic transmission that wouldn't let you shift into neutral at speed.

  76. It doesn't stop mine from rolling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this all too well.

  77. Toyota and Audi have been accused of this before by tdailey · · Score: 1

    Both Toyota and Audi have been accused of this before. In both cases, the DOT determined that the cars were not at fault. http://www.caranddriver.com/features/its-all-your-fault-the-dot-renders-its-verdict-on-toyotas-unintended-acceleration-scare-feature Car & Driver published a How To Deal With Unintended Acceleration in December, 2009 which involved testing cars, including a 540 HP Mustang which was able to be stopped in under 1,000 feet from 100 MPH with the accelerator held continuously to the floor. http://www.caranddriver.com/features/how-to-deal-with-unintended-acceleration

  78. Some of these details are there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the article linked in the /. post:

    "Lecerf said that it wasn't the first time his speed dial had jammed but that Renault had looked at the car and assured him that it was fine."

    1. Re:Some of these details are there. by icebike · · Score: 1

      What do you bet that Renault didn't even test his aftermarket modifications.? They probably used the existing pedals.
      Would you pronounce some after market add on as "fine"?
      After all, if you touch them you become responsible for them.

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  79. Dupe? by serbanp · · Score: 1

    Isn't this a dupe? Exactly the same thing was reported on /. a couple of years ago (just before Toyota's sudden-acceleration debacle), involving again a Frenchman driving a Renault.

    Guess that The Guardian is as reliable as ever...

    1. Re:Dupe? by CrashandDie · · Score: 1

      Considering I saw it on the national news just this week, I'm gonna go ahead and say... "No."

    2. Re:Dupe? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      1. A link to the story you think it is a dupe of would be useful.

      2. It's not the Guardian's fault if slashdot duplicate a story.

      3. It's not exactly unusual for a Frenchman to be driving a Renault, it's about the same as an American driving a Ford.

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  80. It's called the brake pedal, usually... by cbhacking · · Score: 1

    Yep, even cars with a CVT (such as the Prius, which also uses push-button start on many models) have a neutral "gear".

    The problem is that the shifter control is electronic, not physical. I mean, there's a physical thing that you push around, but the actual control to the transmission is an electronic signal and must be interpreted by the car's computer. Given that the computer apparently was under the impression that "brake" meant "speed up", this message may not have worked.

    Of course, that's weird in and of itself. On every production car I've ever seen, no matter how much electronics it has, the brake pedal *does* have a physical linkage to the calipers. You can use it when the car is completely turned off, in fact, though you have to push pretty hard once the power braking assist goes away. You won't get traction control and such in that state either, but it doesn't matter - the car will stop. The brakes should also be more powerful than the engine (especially on a car that tops out at 125MPH) so you should be able to stop even with the enging revving and in gear (this might cause the engine to stall at that speed, but that's perfectly OK in this situation even if the transmission might not like it).

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    1. Re:It's called the brake pedal, usually... by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      I may be reading/understanding this wrong (not a car expert), but I think Toyota has a brake system like this.

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  81. #3 is total BS by dltaylor · · Score: 1

    Except on his car, with the hand controls, brakes are directly activated, even if running through some ABS nonsense. Even a Bugatti Veyron (1200 BHP) doesn't have enough power to overcome the brakes, when fully applied; press the throttle and brakes full on the car will stop, it will just take longer. Your straw-man drivers are also unlikely to be driveing a 1200 BHP car, and it does not take much braking power to overcome a 200 BHP engine. There is NOT "always more power"; an engine only has, within a few percent, what the manufacturer rates it to have.

    Hand controls, OTOH require servo activation, not just assist, and if the servo electronics get confused, you may well need an assist

    1. Re:#3 is total BS by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The thing is that if you can decelerate faster with the brake than you can accelerate with the engine, then the brake is stronger than the engine. It is in all normal cars, and that is actually a design requirement. True, you may have to stomp on the brakes with all your might, but they are designed to take that. And they are also designed so that normal people can do it.

      Also, there are no pure "brake by wire" designs in stock cars. There always has to be a purely mechanical backup, as electronics can fail. Again, it may need you to brake really hard, but it _is_ there.

      Incidentally, 2) is also pure BS. You can shift gears at all times, with the exception of shifting into reverse while going forwards. It may be mechanics or electronics, but a shift into neutral will work as will a shift into a lower gear. Going down steep hills, you have to shift down to brake with the engine or your brakes will get fried. (They will still stop you, but you will not be able to get moving again.)

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  82. Engine or your life? by phoophy · · Score: 1

    Let's see - which might be more valuable: the car, or your life? Put the car in neutral and let the engine blow up (or sit at it's rev limit).

  83. Fuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How accessible was the fuse panel?

  84. Re:Usually there's a fuse/relay panel in driver re by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    Mine is an 05, so granted not the newest thing available, but not ancient, it has two of those panels I can reach.

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  85. Fellow Slashdotters... by KillDaBOB · · Score: 1

    I know that, as a community, most of us do not RTFA before posting, but the amount of stupidity on display for this particular article is just amazing.
    1) it's BRAKE, not break.
    2) it's STEEL, not steal (as in a cable)
    3) modern cars do NOT have keys, so you can not simply just turn it to the ACC or OFF position because there is no such thing
    4) computers, which most of us love, control almost every function of a modern car, including what gear you are in, whether the engine is running or not, so on and so forth. if the computers are crashed/bugged out/in a loop/one of a million bugs came to the surface, the driver loses control over what the car can and can not do.

    I've come to the conclusion that no one on this site can spell correctly AND no one here drives or has even heard of a modern car's features. I have no solution to the spelling part, but for the love of Jebus, watch a car show once in awhile. I suggest Top Gear (the original UK version, not the crappy US version). You will learn a lot about cars from that show, technology-wise. This is a tech site, right? Keep up on current (car) technology, you noobs.

    1. Re:Fellow Slashdotters... by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      I'm a life long C programmer. it is BREAK; and always will be! stupid english speakers...

    2. Re:Fellow Slashdotters... by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      I have a Prius, one of the most computer-controlled cars on the planet. Accelerator-by-wire, traction control, electric power steering, regenerative braking, if any car was going to crash due to a computer failure it'd be this one.

      It has physical hydraulic brakes to back up the regenerative braking. It has a mechanical emergency brake. It has a "neutral" position on its shifting lever. It has a power button, and mechanical steering that continues to work when the car is turned off. That's four different ways to stop the thing.

      The "computerized cars will kill us all" thing is just Luddite paranoia. Automotive engineers are not complete idiots.

  86. What an idiot by gweihir · · Score: 1

    First, the brakes are always strong enough to stop the car. Basic safety feature. Things may break though if you are on the gas at the same time. Second, whether manual or automatic, you can always put it in neutral, even if it may require some force and, again, you may break things. Again, basic safety feature.

    This guy risked his life out of stupidity.

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    1. Re:What an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brakes do not always stop the car under max acceleration see pad fade or brake fluid boiling.

  87. Yikes by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    I'm not entirely certain that if my car's computer went haywire, I'd be able to stop it either. It's a manual transmission, but is the stick actually connected to anything or is it all drive by wire now?

    Back in the day I had an RX7 that was prone to flooding. I got pretty good at pulling the fuel injector fuse, starting it and plugging it back in before the car stalled. If you had an extra few hundred bucks laying around you could also install a switch that would cut the power to the injectors from the dash. That might not be a bad idea on some of these newfangled cars -- a toggle switch with a direct method of killing the engine with no computers in the way. The RX7 also had a throttle that was prone to sticking, but it was pretty easy to pop it into neutral, pull to the side, turn off the engine, pop the hood and hose down the throttle assembly with silicone lubricant whenever that happened (That was a VERY fun car to drive!)

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    1. Re:Yikes by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      If you can't disengage the engine by either putting the gearshift into neutral or depressing the clutch pedal, you're not actually driving a manual transmission.

    2. Re:Yikes by Big+Smirk · · Score: 1

      If you have a real stick shift transmission, not only is the stick actually connected to something (the transmission) but you would also have a clutch. Now clutch releases can and do fail, and at full throttle you would not be able to get the stick out of gear (unless you hit the rev limiter). Under load (like during acceleration) many/most manual transmission cannot be taken out of gear without taking the load off. I have driving a semi-clutch less transmission that allowed me to engage gears without using a clutch - but it needed a spark interrupter to get out of whatever gear it was in.

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  88. Wonder how much of this type of thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we'll see with "self" driving cars. Anyone care to speculate?

  89. Wow, can't believe he got away with that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stuck throttle my ass.

    It's not like he couldn't take it out of gear and stop the car.

    These people are just looking for a cheap thrill.

  90. No, it isn't called the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the engine if off you also disable power steering and power braking. In addition some cars actually lock the steering wheel so you can't evens steer manually if you turn the key to the off position. None of those situations is good.

    The correct answer is to put the transmission in neutral. That may destroy the engine but the computer will probably prevent the engine from damaging itself, at least it will try to do so. Meanwhile, you will have several seconds to apply the brakes and steer to safety.

  91. Resume by TuxWithoutPants · · Score: 1

    A whole new world of jobs just opened up before the man, F1, stunt driving, getaway driver...

  92. People panic by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    People panic and their brains slow down as the car speeds up. The only solution is to have a large RED button on the dashboard labeled "Oh Shit!" At least they don't forget the car isn't driving for them.... couple more years and that'll happen - could be parallel parking accidents already are being blamed on the computer...

    1. Re:People panic by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Only people unfit to drive panic that long. There was another incident like that a few years back in France, where a young driver had mounted aluminum sheets on his brake and accelerator (illegally) and the screws got stuck pinning the gas pedal. He also as to panicked to just brake or put the gear into neutral (both would have stopped him). These are pretty rare occurrences, almost nobody is that incapable in an emergency. For these few, just bar them for life from ever driving again, but do not punish the others that actually have the basic driving skills.

      Side note: Such a button would not be easy to implement and would likely cause more accidents than it prevents.

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    2. Re:People panic by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      Most people would figure out something. A billion drivers and only a few end up stuck like this because all the others figure it out so it doesn't make the news. The "Oh Shit!" button is more of a joke.
      People do panic and even when they calm down a little they can still be working on low brain power; in addition, some nations have an extremely low threshold. Any moron can drive in the USA for example; you don't even have to be literate to pass the exam in my state.

    3. Re:People panic by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You can get a drivers license without being literate? That sounds like a recipe for disaster with all the non-symbolic signs in use in the US, surely? (Well, I was last there about 8 years ago, things may have changed...)

      As to the nature of the problem, I completely agree that it is not a problem in need of being addressed. To quote Bruce Schneier: "If it is in the news, don;t worry about it. The very definition of "news" is something that almost never happens." I just wish more people would understand that and quit overestimating exceedingly rare risks.

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  93. I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same thing happened to me in high school, a hose got stuck under the accelerator. I just shut off the engine. His way of handling probably would have been more exciting.

  94. Rather than shifting into neutral... by Rhys · · Score: 2

    Why don't we start arming cops with some highly directional EMP weapons? If the computer is fried, that's a fine outcome. Power's off, car isn't going anywhere anymore. No more OJ chase scenes, just nuke his electronics (not from orbit) and be done with it.

    I guess if you had a pacemaker that might not be so hot, but then again 125mph isn't really a healthy speed either.

    Clearly we're solving the wrong problem with the keys and neutral.

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  95. Me too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had this happen to me in a 1972 Buick Regal. It had a butterfly valve that controlled the amount of gas it dumped into the carburetor. It was controlled by a cable that got stuck. I ended up doing +100 on I-85. I eventually figured out I could turn off the car to slow down, and crank it to speed back up!

  96. Poxy it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed, Welsh guitarist Deke Leonard says "Belgium is Poxy!" at the beginning of a live version of Romain (a song Martin Ace wrote about the Belgian cop who arrested them).

  97. Epilepsy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is someone with a seizure disorder even behind the wheel in the first place? Speeding or not, car functional or not, someone having a seizure whilst driving puts the rest of the public at risk.

    1. Re:Epilepsy by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      Many people with seizure disorders are able to control the problem with medication. In the USA, it varies by state, but if you can go 3-6 months seizure-free, you can legally drive.

  98. N is for neural. by jellomizer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This what I don't get. Shift the car into Neutral. Then coast or break to a stop.
    You can do this on manual and automatic transmissions. Heck you can do it on a hybrid.
    You may burn your engine out, but that is better than racing out of control.

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  99. Re:Drive-by-wire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a fucking idiot you are.

    Even in Europe, there is still a requirement that the steering wheel be mechanically attached to the steering rack, and the brake pedal be mechanically attached to the hydraulic brake system.

    Nothing the computer can do can prevent the user from steering and stopping the car.

    Brakes are ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS far more powerful than the engine. ALWAYS.

    The one and only solution for this problem IN ALL COUNTRIES, you elitist Eurotrash piece of shit, is to STOMP ON THE BRAKE PEDAL AS HARD AS YOU CAN UNTIL THE CAR IS STOPPED.

    PERIOD.

    END OF FUCKING STORY.

  100. Install toggle switch to break coil wire power. by charkbrown · · Score: 1

    I would install a toggle switch that would break connection to the coil. For you mechanics out there would this work?

  101. already been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look for a made for TV movie called......"Runaway Car"...

    Judd Nelson's performance as an annoyingly whiny passenger in is enough for you to root for the car to finally slam into an embankment.

  102. I mean Judge Rheinhold, not JN. n/m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean Judge Rheinhold, not JN. n/m

  103. Seriously! by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    Dollars to donuts he was pressing the accelerator instead of the brake.

    And even with stupid cars that don't let you turn them off because electronics is better than a key, stick it neutral. Sure you might blow the engine, but that sounds like it has higher survival chances. Of course if he really was stamping on the brake then and the engine was winning, then you want to do that before you destroy your brakes.

  104. Fuse box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely if all the controls are malfunctioning you could still pull some fuses which would cut power to the computer and thus interrupt the engine?

  105. drive into the sea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I notice that his route was along the coast. Given that 125 mph can easily be fatal, and he had emergency services at hand, driving into the sea sounds like a good option. Or even a well ploughed field would do.

    Disclaimer: I live in a remote area of Scotland. I suppose it is possible that northern France does not have endless miles of deserted beaches, peat bogs and convenient lochs. I've never been there, but maybe he should come to live here?

  106. Call the Guiness book of world records by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Renault set a new world record

    Greatest distance covered by a Renault between breakdowns

  107. Hit the brakes hard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.caranddriver.com/features/how-to-deal-with-unintended-acceleration

    Bottom line, even in a Roush Stage 3 Mustang, the brakes were able to overcome the power of the engine and bring the car to a stop. Lower powered engines stop even faster.

  108. fool me once by thewolfkin · · Score: 1

    last time i read an article like this the guy was faking it

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  109. Re:I've yet to encounter an automatic with no neut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe this is due to the direction the fluid pumps; if towed, there is no fluid being pumped through the transmission, as it would circle the wrong. This was one of the nice things about Saturn's automatics: the pump direction was reversed so they were towable on all 4 wheels.

  110. What? No gear shift? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    Put the PRNDL on N.

  111. So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, it's better than dying. Any cars brakes are designed to stop the car, even at full throttle.

  112. wtf by fazey · · Score: 1

    tldr What could possibly cause your break to accelerate, and stick? Sounds like BS.

  113. Kill the engine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kill the engine, dumbass. You can't go if the engine is off.

  114. rev limiter on modern cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe a stuck throttle in neutral would be a problem with your 69 SS Camaro... but today? Pretty much every car made has an ECU with a rev limiter that cuts the fuel and spark on an over-rev.

    And, yes, if you're freaked out and turn the key to park and take it out, you'll lock the steering column, but since at least 1970, you can turn the engine off without locking the steering. Lock, Acc, Off, On, Start is the usual sequence.

    And with the engine off, you can still steer: the engine will be driven by the drive wheels and turn the power steering pump, and probably create vacuum for the power brakes. And even if it doesn't you can still turn the wheels.. it's not like you're tryting to parallel park here.
    And if you put your foot on the brake, it will stop.

    So I call BS on the story.

  115. One word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skynet.

  116. Re:Usually there's a fuse/relay panel in driver re by SecurityTheatre · · Score: 1

    The fuses inside your car operate the radio, lights, accessories, etc.

    The fuses that operate the ignition coil, engine computer, etc, generally reside in the engine compartment.

  117. RTFA by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 4, Informative

    He did call the police and it wasn't a "normal" car, but one adapted for disabled drivers. God knows what ugly hacks they made to his car to make it adapted and what important safety measures were ripped out of the car to do so. Renault has a rather good safety record compared to other cars in the same class and price range and this is not how a "normal" Renault Laguna would handle.

    Presumably some form of throttle control/brake single lever control was put on the car to replace the pedals. If you use a single sensor system for that, you can't pick up if the sensor fails. What if the sensor for "decelerate" was broken? He'd be trying to wiggle the lever to get it to work, telling the control unit to accelerate the car every time he did so. This is why cars with electronic throttle control (most modern cars have that) are equipped with dual sensors and an elaborate sensor malfunction detection built into the software. Brakes are often electronically assisted, but still work on hydraulic power and in case of sensor failure, you can still stop the car with the basic hydraulic system connected directly to the pedal. I doubt very much that Renault modified this car for him, so if anything, he should be going after the company that did the modification.

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    1. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had the throttle pedal sensor die on me once... Engine light on and car wouldn't respond to pedal press at all. That's the way it should be.

      Thou, I've also had the pedal stuck on old fashioned carburated system too... But older cars could be shut down more easily in case of problems.

    2. Re:RTFA by pev · · Score: 1

      Er, no-one rips out safety measures when adapting cars for drivers with physical impairments! Typically adaptations are for drivers with mobility issues in regards to their legs ; of course you need able arms to operate a steering wheel so that's a given. Generally this is a case of fitting hand controls to the steering wheel for accelerator and/or for brake.

      I couldn't tell you much about how modern fly by wire cars get adapted but for older vehicles it's just a case of the accelerator cable being linked to thumb controls. Brakes are different as they need significant servo assistance to generate the required pressure from a finger movement.

      On the ability to have used brakes, consider this ; The brakes were reported as "malfunctioning" - someone with an adapted car (especially if they're older) is more unlikely to have strong hands and thus won't be able to just force on hydraulic brakes. Physically they may not have the strength even if that might have been a possibility...! In fact without the assistance I doubt I'd have the strength to use a hand control to operate brakes and I'm pretty strong...!

      Interestingly this actually happened to me (as a passenger) aged around six about thirty years ago. My Aunties adapted minivan (a ford escort van IIRC) stuck on full throttle on the motorway but luckily she could bring it to a stop and kill it with a key. It turned out that a small twig with leaves on had blown up under the bonnet and managed by fluke to wedge itself into the carburettor assembly holding the throttle open. Luckily she had strong hands then and could brake us against the engine to slow. Lucky escape!

    3. Re:RTFA by julesh · · Score: 2

      Renault has a rather good safety record compared to other cars in the same class and price range and this is not how a "normal" Renault Laguna would handle.

      You say that, but the last time we had a similar story here was a renault too: http://slashdot.org/story/04/10/05/1539203/a-car-with-a-mind-of-its-own

    4. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, he couldn't shift the car into neutral?

    5. Re:RTFA by PowerKe · · Score: 1

      of course you need able arms to operate a steering wheel so that's a given

      Not always

    6. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would have been so easy for the OP to include the fact it was a modified car...
      @dutchwizzman, thank you so much for clarifying.

    7. Re:RTFA by demonlapin · · Score: 1
      If Renault didn't modify it or approve the kit used to do so, then why was a Renault engineer trying to troubleshoot the beast instead of the guy who did? And why haven't we read of the arrest of the idiot who disabled the failsafes? Look, I understand that throttle/brake might get screwed up, but it doesn't even have a transmission lever? I was responding to:

      In Europe we rarely use neutral in an automatic, it's either drive or park, so in panic mode I can see somebody not wanting to use a control they've never used before

      In which it was suggested that it's believable that someone wouldn't try to put it in neutral.

    8. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think the last time was more recent than that, and it was certain Toyotas that supposedly had a problem of accelerating when hitting the break (though I think it turned out to be driver error). I think pulling out a story from 2005 is selection bias on your pat.

  118. Really? by chandoni · · Score: 1

    I'm going to wait for Elon Musk to post the data logs before I believe this story. Clearly a hit piece on Renault.

  119. Runaway Diesel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just my 2 cents, but nobody seems to have thought about it: what if the car wasn't gasoline but Diesel fueled? That would leave no 'ignition' everyone's talking about, and some types of Diesel engines can run without any 'help' if the fuel pump is not properly shut down when the driver 'turns the ignition of'. Combined with a completely electronic management system (including throttle and brakes by wire), you would wish they thought about installing a kill switch.

  120. Simple, low tech solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a tow truck. Hook up a platform on wheels. Throw a forklift on the platform. Drive next to runaway car. Use forklift to lift car.

    use a second forklift on the other side if balance needed. (Or if it's a front or rear wheel drive, go in front / behind)

    1. Re:Simple, low tech solution. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      You have tow trucks that can do around 135mph? Even 125 wouldn't be enough, to allow for fine-tuned positioning.

      Not to mention the additional free space required on the road - keeping even a single lane clear was good going.

  121. The robot revolution by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    I guess we're finally there, starting with the microcontrollers in cars.

  122. Re:I've yet to encounter an automatic with no neut by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

    You still need neutral in some types of automatic car washes (those where one wheel engages in a small sled that pulls your car through the washing device)

  123. "has an Neutral gear" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL.
    You mean "A neutral gear". What is it with Americans and writing "an" instead of "a" all the time?

  124. Re:I've yet to encounter an automatic with no neut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, and also for crazy things like when you're NOT MOVING in stationary traffic, when you are starting the engine and haven't yet started MOVING, crazy things like that...

    Who are these idiots posting that automatics don't have a neutral gear? Do they even understand how a car works? Obviously not.

  125. Socialismo o muerte! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the former East Germany (the communist part behind the Iron Curtain) disabled-driver special versions of the Trabant and Wartburg cars were designed by and series produced by the carmaker. The leg-less and arm-less facilities were not after-thoughts, but considered as part of the design from the ground up.

    Those cars T. and W. were originally two-stroke engine powered environmental juggernauts, but at the very end of the 1980's they started to make them with imported 4-stroke engines, the same ones used in Volkswagen Polos of the capitalist West Germany. Soon after the german unification, the production of T. and W. cars was discontinued, because they had plastic superstructure and refused to rust away, which is not good for the frequent replacement based consumer-capitalist economy...

  126. what is a key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is this 'key' thing you talk about? I guess it is some left over from the last century? Since long Renault uses key cards, no way to turn this card in any direction at all....

  127. Re:I've yet to encounter an automatic with no neut by Trecares · · Score: 1

    The reason is the pump in transmissions that circulates oil is on the mainshaft - the shaft that is coupled with the engine. In Neutral, only the countershaft turns, not the mainshaft. Without lubrication, stuff will get damaged.

  128. Car tips! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try the break instead of the gas/accelerator
    Neutral
    Emergency Brake
    Turn off engine before it gets to 100mph

  129. Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody thought to turn the iginition off to kill the engine then back on to ensure steering column did not lock. Eating frog's legs must reduce your intelligence.

  130. Re: the new fandangly push button stuff by rnturn · · Score: 1

    Yeah, probably. I think I like my old fashioned ignition key even more now. (Of course, the so-called state of the art push button ignition systems weren't even an option on my 12 year old Jeep.) Just turn that key to "Off" and a problem like this would have been simply solved.

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  131. Cars and electronics = mostly bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never get the cars with brands starting on "F": Ford, Fiat, "french"... My ranault (megane) was cery cell phone sensitive: When phone, placed on most suitable shelf, rang - idle RPM's were doubled. As well as fuel cunsumption. I had to switch the engine off to get rid of it. Renault cars (I drove three) were allways stuffed with electronics and it had allways been a source of troubles.

  132. Turn it off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He could just turn the car off, except the stearing column would probably lock up since there is no safety to prevent it from locking while the car is moving.

    Another option would be to put it in neutral.

  133. In Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Belgium, CAR DRIVE YOU!

  134. Turn it off? by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

    If I couldn't shift to neutral, my first thought would be to turn the car off. Surely there's a key or a button that can be pressed to kill power. Granted that's not the safest thing to do at 125 MPH, but I would have done so before having reached 125 MPH, it's safe enough to do so on a straight stretch of road where you don't need to rely so much on power steering, and it's safer than continuing to drive 125 miles at 125 MPH.

  135. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the cops/poulets* used a supped-up Renault Megane to keep up with him (for how long it kept up, the article doesn't say).

    note * Poulet means chicken in French. It's what we say casually when we say 'cops'. The word chicken in French doesn't have any of the same negative connotations that the same word has in English so it's ok to use. If you're an American visiting France and if you want to blend in, "poulet" is the word you should use when talking to a cop in France.

    Thanks for the language lesson, frog.

  136. How about putting the car in Neutral (N) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sounds pretty straightforward

  137. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by Ashtead · · Score: 1

    That car model, the Renault Laguna, is especially made to be modded for disabled people. I don't know what kind of disability the driver has (the article doesn't say, although he did have two epileptic seizures because of and during the hectic drive).

    Epileptic seizures, and going 60 MPH (or 100 km/h as this is in Europe) or more. Twice. And still stayed on the road? Makes one wonder if there isn't any other modifications like lane-keeping there as well. Depending on the degree of epilepsy, but at that speed, say 30 m/s, one cannot be out cold for much more than a second before leaving the road.

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  138. Re:I've yet to encounter an automatic with no neut by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

    Then how are you supposed to tow them? Do you have to get a flatbed truck?

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  139. Re:No Key!? No E-Brake? NO SHIFTER!??? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    If you're an American visiting France and if you want to blend in, "poulet" is the word you should use when talking to a cop in France.

    If you're an American visiting France, you're not going to blend in. It is physically impossible for a foreigner to speak French without attracting hoots of derision from the locals. I don't care how good at French you were in school, unless you are bilingual and were brought up by at least one actual French parent speaking French along with English, you're not going to cut it.

    This is assuming you were prepared to physically disguise yourself to start with, of course. It is generally possible to spot an American tourist from a fair distance before they even open their mouth (I say this as someone from the UK, the same thing applies to us).

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  140. confirmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr Lecerf was driving without a driving licence
    http://www.courrier-picard.fr/courrier/Actualites/Info-regionale/Miracule-mais-sans-permis-de-conduire

    Actually i was wondering as we had the Toyota break pedal story few years ago and we all know big companies have gud PR with the ability to change anything.

    But, according to Mr Bernard Farret, Amiens (a French city) prosecutor, the driver had his license revoked few years ago.

  141. Re:I've yet to encounter an automatic with no neut by rwise2112 · · Score: 1

    You tow them with the drive wheels off the ground.

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  142. Perhaps ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... this guy should have driven a Tesla. It would have stopped on its own well short of the next available charging station.

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  143. TURN IT OFF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess he didn't think to TURN OFF THE CAR!!

  144. The only safe client for such cars... by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

    ... is John Broder. In his hands, this car would never have gotten out of the parking lot, let alone reached 125mph.

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  145. New Features for Renault models - coming soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next Renault Laguna model will come equipped with an eject button as an alternative escape in case of emergency situations like this one. Luxury models will also provide a passenger eject button which may also be handy in case the conversation gets boring or if your mother-in-law talk too much, or if you simply feel like having some fun. Worth every penny I would say.

  146. in europe? by micahraleigh · · Score: 0

    "endangerment of a person's life"

    People don't care about that in Europe unless you're in the political class.

  147. got away with it by DriveDog · · Score: 1

    Story as told to friends later: "I was zooming along and got caught—police started chasing me. So I called for help and said the car started speeding when I tried to stop. They decided to give me an escort instead of arresting me. But then I ran out of fuel, so I steered it off into the ditch to make it look like I was out of control. I disappeared before they finished examing the car for defects. Hahahahaha!"

  148. Fuel cut off by njcarlos · · Score: 1

    I think the only sensible precaution everyone should take is to have a fuel cut off switch installed on your vehicle. It costs anywhere from $50-$100 USD and is not only a practical theft preventative, but it would solve this problem entirely. I would mention that the person installing the cut off, if he knows his stuff, will ask you the year of the vehicle, and if it's relatively new (~2000+), tell you it has sufficient anti-theft security. Just insist it's for other security considerations or as an auxiliary precaution to what comes standard.

    As motor vehicles continue to move toward more computer-centric controls, this should be mandatory, and be a factory default option.

    Similar events like the one in this article have made me take this precaution.

  149. Re:Stupidity by bkcallahan · · Score: 1

    Turn ignition off. I've had my car's ECU fail and caused full throttle. Shut engine off. Brake and keep pressure on brakes until stopped to avoid using all the vacuum remaining. Easy.

    Alternatively, take out of gear and let the engine blow up. Certainly better than hitting another vehicle head on at 125mph.
    Fuckin' retard he was. Oh wait, they did say France.

  150. Licenses for people with seizures by cohomology · · Score: 1

    Lots of things can cause seizures, and some of them can be treated. Where I live, a person can get a license if a doctor certifies that they have not had a seizure for a year.

    It is a sad comment about our country that a driver's license is so essential that we tolerate more than 30,000 traffic fatalities each year. Seizures are a minor part of that bigger problem.

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  151. Maybe he didn't report it by Zynder · · Score: 1

    Are you in the United States? I am, in Tennessee as a matter of fact. We have several things, epilepsy among them, that can bar you from driving as you mentioned. The "reportable condition" is actually SELF reported. If I don't tell the DMV that I have epilepsy then there isn't really any way for them to find out. Now I agree 100% that someone who has seizures or passes out at random should not be driving. I personally think, and this will be quite unpopular, that if you have any kind of handicap that renders you unable to drive the vehicle as manufactured then you shouldn't be driving at all. However, this is America. We don't think about the welfare of others for the most part; it's all about individual freedoms. Even though us more rational folks know that driving is a priviledge and not a right, most don't agree. Why would they want to be singled out and denied their god-given right to drive which, because of our lack of public transport, would severely hamper thier ability to even have a job. Not everyone with epilepsy is on disability so many have to keep working. Outside of the big cities like New York, no car pretty much means no job. Before anyone can try and deflect blame onto the government for this, we would have to have multiple agencies talking to one another or all data in one location like a National ID. As we have seen on /. in the past that idea didn't go over too well for the obvious privacy implications. However events like this will have to be addressed simply due to the fact that your right to privacy might infringe on my right to live should you seize and strike me or my property. It's not an easy problem to fix and will not be remedied overnight in any case. Anyway you should redirect your outrage to another area.

    That's why us engineer's have to engineer out "stupidity" as best as possible because the screwed up legal system and ineffectual political climate don't respond to problems fast enough so we basically have to cobble together some kind of hack to cover our asses. The thing is, no matter how hard we try we just can't engineer out stupid. If I made an electrical outlet that was a solid 6" of nonconductive ceramic with no holes(basically not an outlet) some jackass(or a kid) is STILL gonna figure out how to jam a fork into it and electrocute themselves. These drive-by-wire systems are the result of this. If you recall the Ford Explorer rollover thing several years ago, people called on the goverment to DO SOMETHING (TM) to save us from the ever so dangerous machines that these greedy profit driven corps were churning out. In response, the goverment somewhere around 2006ish mandated that all vehicles have anti-lock brakes, traction control, and for SUV's, Electronic Stability Control. To make these vehicles conform to those laws, auto engineers pretty much had to take away actual control from the driver. How exactly is traction control supposed to cut throttle when you've got the pedal jammed to the floor? Remove the cable or hard linkage, that's how. The side effect you are seeing now is vehicles that won't shut off, go into neutral, or stop when you command them to and there are no more manual backups to save you. I agree with several posters that the easiest fix would be a nice big old E-Stop button on the dash somewhere that directly cuts computer power when depressed. No relays, no microprocessors, or anything like that. A mechanical button in series with the power line from the fuse box that cannot refuse to operate (barring mechanical failure that is). And going back to my previous point, some idiot is still gonna figure out how to make that button not work when they need it. An engineer's job is never done!

  152. Driving While Epileptic by dhTardis · · Score: 1

    I don't know about France particularly, but some jurisdictions issue licenses in some such cases because the epilepsy is either controlled by medicine, otherwise irrelevant to driving (e.g., seizures only while asleep), or simply so rare (epilepsy simply means "has had more than one seizure, ever") that it would be overboard to deny a license. Extra restrictions (e.g., reduced term of license) and/or requirements (e.g., medical supervision) are common, as might be expected.

  153. Time to implement E-Stop buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install an E-stop button inline with the spark plugs, place it tastefully within easy reach of the driver. No computer can override that...

  154. I vote "bullshit" too. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    Anyone capable of driving should have been able to bring this under control in seconds.

    1 - Hazard lights on ; horn blaring as often as possible.
    2 - clutch down, out of gear. (I assume that you can do something similar in an automatic, though with 2 days of driving one in total out of 25 years, I'm not 100% certain. For sure it can be forced it into gear 2 or 1, because I've done that by accident. "Bye bye" to speed.)
    3 - more horn and hazards
    4 - handbrake as possible in between steering.
    5 - come to a halt.
    6 - kick car repeatedly as the engine revs itself to destruction.

    FTFA : "his Renault Laguna, which is adapted for disabled drivers, "

    OK, I take a lot of it back. Botched adaptation I suppose could do something like this. But what disabled-adapted vehicles I've seen in the past have also had the original controls accessible. It's not impossible, I suppose, that the adaptation would have rendered the control procedure above difficult or impossible, but then I'd still consider that a dangerously botched adaptation - at the design stage.

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  155. Couldn't shut the engine off or put it in neutral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok maybe he couldn't shut it off if it was diesel, but what's wrong with neutral?

  156. NO key in car. Still goes. by eionmac · · Score: 1

    I have a friend who delivers high cost cars. He accepted one for delivery, drove out of EU manufacturer's works and while driving was told by phone to keep driving at a fixed speed and return to works and under no circumstances to brake (!) or make an attempt to try to stop, as he had been sent out of works without a "key" inside car. Note "inside car or in close proximity to car". Key was a fob for your pocket, the works inspector had it so car started and my friend could drive many miles without a key in the car.. Brake could only be used when he was back inside works track.
    He was glad he was a well trained professional driver but say it was a ride he will never forget
    Impressed, I am glad I have not got toe wealth to get that expensive make of car.
    With this 'proximity key' as next technology, the ideas here about stopping by key use to neutral will soon be history.
    The disabled car may have had the same type of proximity key fitted with the modifications made to it.

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  157. b/s by crashinbrn · · Score: 1

    I call bullshit...~~ can't figure out how to select neutral or at least turn off the key? No way.

    my thoughts exactly

  158. Re:I've yet to encounter an automatic with no neut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pump always turns with the engine. Putting an automatic transmission in neutral just decouples the input from the output and definitely doesn't lock the input shaft. The input turns at engine speed, the output turns at wheel speed. Maybe the input isn't turning at the speed it normally would, but oil is certainly still being pumped.

  159. Going into neutral not an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Putting it in neutral is a sure fire way to cause the engine to blow its gaskets and very dangerous fire.

  160. I call BS by Meski · · Score: 1

    What, the clutch wasn't working (manual) or the transmission wouldn't goto neutral? Admittedly, you'd smoke the engine, but better the engine than yourself.

  161. Power Steering by WoodburyMan · · Score: 1

    It seems everyone here has forgotten about power steering. I see numerous references to "Steering Lock", however that's a totally different system. In most cars, when the car is off, the steering column itself will lock to prevent any turning of the wheel at all. This is a theft deterrent feature. Sometimes when the car is off you might be able to turn it left/right once or twice before it locks. THEN you have Power Steering, which is either hydraulic or electric. Either way, the car needs to be on for it to function. Hydraulic required a pump to be active, and electric is pure electrical motor assist. Hydraulic systems will still operate for a few turns once the car is turned off until pressure is lost due to lack of the pump running, electric power steering will cut out as soon as power is lost. The reason why you wouldn't want to just *TURN OFF* the car at 125mph would be you would lose power steering and lose total control of the vehicle. Let alone you would also most likely lose power brakes, and make it *MUCH* harder to stop. Essentially turning your car into a speeding bullet in which you have little to no ability to turn or brake. This is why it's Neutral only or bust, so you won't end up flipping your car. This same thing happened to me about 8-9 years ago .I was actually bringing my elderly grandmother back from visiting a relative, coming down a hill with a 7% grade that's a slow left hand turn for over half mile to 3/4 mile. It was my parents car, automatic. To save on the brakes I normally would downshift from "Drive" to "3" (It was a 4 speed auto and had gear selection of 3, 2, 1, or D). This is normal practice for cars. However in the shift, the onboard computer had a brain fart and the car shut off. I had no power brakes, no power steering, going down a 7% grade left hand turn. The only way to restart the car would be to pop it into Neutral and restart. The shifter was on the column, and at the time I had to use both hands with excessive force to keep the wheel turned to prevent smashing into the side of the road, not a option. I kept as calm as possible and managed to get to the bottom of the hill and managed to slam the brakes hard enough (pressing down as hard as i could for 30-40 seconds) to slow down enough to pull over and stop the car. Come to find out the car had shut off on my parents like that once before, and once after this incident. A little after the 3rd time we got notice of a recall to reflash the onboard computer because of the very specifc problem where certain conditions it would cause the car to shut off. After the reflash, it did it one more time, and a few months later there was another recall stating the first recall didn't completely solve the problem. Fortunately we had already ditched the car. (2001 Mazda Tribute, same as Ford Escape if anyone is wondering). So the man flying into the ditch my bet is the car running out of gas. As it sputtered, full power remained so he had access to power steering and brakes, and was able to slow down *SOME* from 125mph. When the cars engine finally shut off somewhere between 0mph-125mph he lost power brakes and steering, and was unable to control the car and ended up going off the road into a ditch, fortunately at a slow enough speed where he didn't sustain as much damage as he would have had it been 125mph.

    1. Re:Power Steering by WoodburyMan · · Score: 1

      Oh. Needless to say I will only own manuals from now on, so long as the vehicle is offered in manual...Which in the U.S. is becoming increasingly hard to find. My last vehicle was manual. However it was time to replace it and the only car in my price range with the features and such I wanted was automatic. Hate the thing. Hate knowing it's possible for the onboard Engine Control or Transmission Control module computers could freak out and I'd be stuck. There's been cases in some cars where the Transmission controls lock up even so you can't even shift to Neutral. In a manual its as easy at throwing it out of gear and BAM you're good.

  162. Headline failure by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

    If my car was moving at 125mph I don't think I'd want to get out. Being trapped within would not really be a pertinent part of the equation.

  163. Re:I've yet to encounter an automatic with no neut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of them have an "N" setting that I've seen. It disengages the engine from the wheels. You'd need it for towing and so on.

    It's actually rare for a car to be towed in neutral. The recommended way is to lift the drive wheels and tow it in gear/Park. Towing a car in neutral is generally only done in the case of a rear wheel drive that you tow from the front because you can't reach the rear. The most common reason for this is that the car is on the highway and you are stuck going in the direction of traffic.