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  1. I don't care who you are... on Following FEMA's Zombie Preparedness Plan Could Land You On Terrorist List · · Score: 1

    I don't care who you are, that there is funny!

  2. Are you a politician? on Nuclear Powered LEDs For Space Farming · · Score: 3, Funny

    "cost 5 billion $ in launch costs, which is nothing."

    You sure you are not planning on a career in politics?

  3. Grow meat, not cows on Nuclear Powered LEDs For Space Farming · · Score: 1
  4. What I would ask! on Ask Slashdot: What Should a Unix Fan Look For In a Windows Expert? · · Score: 0

    Is it OK if RMS pees in the Koolaid?

    And for those of you who think this isn't a valid question, it is a legitimate test for a sense of humor.

  5. Goal: (semi) productive on Ask Slashdot: Single-Handed Keyboard Options For Coding? · · Score: -1

    Have you considered Agile Programming?

  6. Have to steal and attach another one on Cheap Four-fingered Robot Hand Edges Closer To Human Dexterity · · Score: 2

    Have to steal and attach another one to actually have a middle finger to give!

  7. Wrong way on Windows 8 Gets Personal Use License For Homebuilt PCs · · Score: 1

    Apple would turn wine into water, then charge customers a premium for it.

  8. Recursion Joke? on OnLive Acquires OnLive · · Score: 1

    What that a joke about recursion or a joke about recursion or a joke about recursion EXIT CONDITION
    Emptying the stack left as an exercise for the reader.

  9. Re:Proof that Darwinism doesn't work on Kentucky Lawmakers Shocked To Find Evolution In Biology Tests · · Score: 1

    Proof that Darwinism doesn't work?
    Darwinism is about ability to reproduce and have offspring live to have offspring of their own.
    The average welfare mom with 6+ children is more fit by Darwinian definition than the pair of of college graduates with one child.

    Your high IQ, education level, or even low Slashdot ID has nothing at all to do with Darwinian fitness.

  10. Don't anthropomorphize... on Kentucky Lawmakers Shocked To Find Evolution In Biology Tests · · Score: 1

    Don't anthropomorphize the mars rover. It doesn't like it when you do that!

  11. Even worse... on How Plagiarism Helped Win the American Revolution · · Score: 2

    Even worse, I hear some if not all of the founding fathers supported their local Chick-Fil-A!

  12. Take your pick on Exceptionally Preserved 2,600-Year-Old Brain Found · · Score: 3, Funny

    Take your pick:
    A: He chiseled state secrets on a cave wall.
    B: He had consensual group sex with one of his students.
    C: Headbutted his wife, star of a campfire reality show.
    D: Was really Cowboy Neal using his new time machine.

  13. Ignorance is no excuse on US Court Sides With Gene Patents · · Score: 1

    Ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law. But try and represent yourself in court, and you will be told point blank you are incapable of understanding the law.

  14. Don't worry, I told her to watch out for Riker!

  15. My wife does on Scientists Reverse Engineer Animal Brains To Create Bionic Prosthetic Eyes · · Score: 1

    My wife does. She also went to a Star Trek convention this year and left at home to watch our child! I think I have been assimilated!

  16. Yes! *SPOILER* on Open-Source Movements Bicker Over Logo · · Score: 1

    Then he said, "Are you with me!"

    And a giant lawyer/shark jumped up and ate him!

  17. A video of Feck diving in the 2012 Olympics would help. It was a "huge bomb".

    And even if that doesn't help deflect the asteroid, maybe the swarm of Olympic lawyers demanding the video be taken down would nudge it a bit.

  18. Mirror Universe! on Sci-Fi Writers of the Past Predict Life In 2012 · · Score: 2

    No that would be the year 0102.

  19. Rounded Education on Political Science Prof Asks: Is Algebra Necessary? · · Score: 1

    It is called a "well rounded education". The local university rounded a few corners off of my wallet.

  20. Re:Defective thinking on Political Science Prof Asks: Is Algebra Necessary? · · Score: 1

    "The most you could say logically without additional data is that"

    it may be because the Doctor was bad at math.

  21. Legal until you take/make money? on Tor Project Experiments With Funding Fast Exit Nodes · · Score: 1

    Is it "legal" until you take/make money to provide the service?

  22. an environment where their children can suceed on Obama Wants $1 Billion For "Master Teachers Corps" · · Score: 1

    I remember a really brilliant science teacher in high school. He could not maintain order in his classroom. I also had a "coach" who taught science. He maintained strict discipline in the room. While he was not on the same academic level as the first teacher, the learning environment was much better.

  23. Napa... on Microsoft Introduces 'Napa' Toolset For Cloud App Model · · Score: 1

    Napa, what does the scouter say about the cost of our cloud storage?

    It's OVER $9000!

  24. Carbon Footprint? on Record Setting 500 Trillion-Watt Laser Shot Achieved · · Score: 0

    Don't worry about the scientist's carbon footprint. Apparently they charged the electricity to Al Gore who thought it was a rounding error on his electric bill.

  25. Blade Trees? on Man Tries To Live an Open Source Life For a Year · · Score: 1

    More like a single chassis/trunk supporting multiple blades/grafts.