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  1. Re:Same old problem on Mark Zuckerberg Says Facebook Will Add Subscriptions For News Stories (mashable.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone at Harvard, apparently.

    Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
    Zuck: Just ask
    Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
    [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
    Zuck: People just submitted it.
    Zuck: I don't know why.
    Zuck: They "trust me"
    Zuck: Dumb fucks

  2. Re:bitcoin isn't real, either on Here's Why People Don't Buy Things With Bitcoin (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    There's plenty of crypto-currencies exchanges all over the planet.

  3. Re:Meaningless commitment on Microsoft Will Never Again Sneakily Force Windows Downloads on Users (betanews.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    [...] they will no longer release new operating systems. Just massive updates to their only one.

    Ah, yes. The "Highlander" approach.

  4. Of course FOMO! on We Can't Stop Checking the News Either. Welcome to the New FOMO (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    After all YOLO!

  5. Re:I hate the sound of breaking glass on Samsung Unveils Galaxy Note8 With 6.3-inch Infinity Display, Dual Rear Cameras (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 1

    However, it does result in disturbing phone calls when you masturbate.

  6. Re:More likely explanation on Sony Blocks Yet Another Game From Cross-Console Play With Xbox One (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Buy saying "lock-in" implies there's a key to open it. Call it what it really is: "Vendor prison".

  7. Re: You have ask why? on Sony Blocks Yet Another Game From Cross-Console Play With Xbox One (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    You forgot Clippy.

  8. Re: Like Microsoft's phone ecosystem? on Sony Blocks Yet Another Game From Cross-Console Play With Xbox One (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    You're welcome!

  9. Re:Like Microsoft's phone ecosystem? on Sony Blocks Yet Another Game From Cross-Console Play With Xbox One (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    PS4 has sold many more units than the XBox One and the gap is growing very rapidly.

    Not around where I live. I know one person with a PS4, four people with an Xbox One and three people with a Nintendo Switch.

  10. Does anyone at Sony know that Final Fantasy XIV allows PS4, Windows and Mac players at the same time? I'm pretty sure that covers their fears of "external influences we have no ability to manage or look after."

  11. The tooltip for that one could not be more on-topic.

  12. Re:All four Oreo users? on Slashdot Asks: What Are Your Favorite Android Oreo Features? (thehackernews.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's what she said.

  13. Android Instant Apps: With Android 8.0 Oreo, you can now access a range of Instant Apps without downloading them.

    How the fuck do you run a program without downloading it? Or is this some marketing bullshit where "downloading" has a different meaning than "installing"?

  14. Re: Doubt it on Autonomous Forklift May Eat Up Warehouse Jobs (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 0

    Score another for adapatble humans.

    You're damn right! A robot made to read Slashdot comments would have stopped at "adapatble" but we still understood your badly written comment!

  15. My big mistake was to mine reddcoins instead of mooncoins.

    Uh, wait...

  16. My pay check doesn't generate sufficient revenue and the HB-1 salaries means my yearly salary doesn't generate enough to support me. So I'll just steal from everyone instead.

    How stupid does that sound? Because that's what you just said when defending those assholes.

  17. You know what's really chilling and a bold risk? on Fourth US Navy Collision This Year Raises Suspicion of Cyber-Attacks (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Any military power using anything from Microsoft.

  18. Ah, well... too bad Estonia, you can't claim "FIRST!" after all.

  19. Last time I checked, FOIA requests were not exactly rocket science.

  20. If they're trying to ignore privacy laws? Yes I am.

  21. ...there's way too much information to decode the blockchain. You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating. I don't even see the code. All I see is U.S. dollar, Euro, Yen...

  22. Probably still more than my seven million Flappycoins.

  23. What about the UK?

  24. They can try if they want to. At the very least, it will be the first country-backed crypto-currency directly available to anyone in the world without needing to go through a bank, a currency exchange service or something similar.