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  1. He could always convert his ETH into Dogecoins just to be sure.

  2. Re:Why didn't I think of that... on Hacker Allegedly Steals $7.4 Million In Ethereum After Hijacking ICO (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    You big dumbass. They're not talking about icon files, they're talking about ICO.

  3. I'm on a diet. Only half a bean, please.

  4. It's an avenue I don't think we've ever really explored...

    Ever heard of the Big Mac?

  5. One, then the other.

  6. Re:FIX SLASHDOT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS on Amazon May Unveil Its Own Messaging App (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Slashdot promised me that it would change! It's not my fault!

  7. In other words, good luck with getting XHamster to implement an age check.

    And good luck with getting e621.net to implement that as well.

    Uh? Oh, a... friend told me about it.

  8. Re:This just in... on Porn Websites in UK Ordered To Introduce Age Checks From Next Year (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    "slight bump".

    I see what you did there.

  9. Re:Whoa! on It's Trivially Easy to Hack into Anybody's Myspace Account (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    It is in fact over 65535. - MCP

  10. Re:MySpace? on It's Trivially Easy to Hack into Anybody's Myspace Account (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Now I deleted them all.

    You can't stop me.

    Oh, we won't.

  11. Re:AI self-survival on Chipmakers Nvidia, AMD Ride Cryptocurrency Wave -- For Now (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Solar cells don't work forever.

  12. Re:Power companies love this shit too on Chipmakers Nvidia, AMD Ride Cryptocurrency Wave -- For Now (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the power companies love the NSA.

  13. Re:FIX SLASHDOT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS on Amazon May Unveil Its Own Messaging App (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Last time I tried it,, the damn thing used all the RAM it could and just made Safari even worst than Firefox.

  14. Re:This is why not to use open source on Media Player Classic Home Cinema (MPC-HC) for Windows Pushes What Could Be Its Last Update (mpc-hc.org) · · Score: 2

    As opposed to what? Relying on Microsoft and Apple? Even if you're willing to pay, both companies have taken a general direction of not listening to their users.

  15. Re:Tor Messenger Beta on Amazon May Unveil Its Own Messaging App (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    They can use ODN.

  16. Re:And in a year ... on Amazon May Unveil Its Own Messaging App (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    I think I'll sign up just to see realdolls listed on Amazon.com

  17. Re:no WhatsApp-style dependence on phone numbers h on Amazon May Unveil Its Own Messaging App (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    iMessage is NOT based on phone numbers but on Apple accounts. Otherwise how would people on Macs and iPods/iPads use it?

  18. FIX SLASHDOT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS on Amazon May Unveil Its Own Messaging App (engadget.com) · · Score: 2

    We are still getting fucking iframe banners with a static position at the top that covers 33% of our display.

    Slashdot is fucking broke, you annoy us with shit like this and you wonder why you are losing readers. Fucking imbeciles.

  19. Re:There is another system on Facebook's AI Keeps Inventing Languages That Humans Can't Understand (fastcodesign.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Taken directly from the movie. The computer's non-CRT display system only had uppercase letters.

  20. Re:Dinosaur broadcasting companies on Tech Companies Capture A Third Of This Year's Emmy Nominations (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    It's funny, you just said "toilet paper even doubles as toilet paper in emergencies".

  21. Re:We'll be fine. on Elon Musk Warns Governors: Regulate AI Before It's 'Too Late' (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    Sure, right after I 3D-print sub-100-microns precision parts out of stainless steel.

  22. Re:Frost piss. on PC Shipments Hit the Lowest Level In a Decade (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Show us any manufacturer still using dual core i5/i7 CPUs in 2017. Or even in 2016 for that matter.
    And that Iris Plus 640 GPU is nothing to be proud of. Sure it's no GMA950, but still.
    And that LPDDR3 RAM may help with the battery life but it also means you cannot add more memory, ever.

  23. Re:Dinosaur broadcasting companies on Tech Companies Capture A Third Of This Year's Emmy Nominations (engadget.com) · · Score: 2

    What do you mean, "dead tree companies"? Like the toilet paper? /idiocracy

  24. Re:AC Captures 1/3 of Today's First Posts on Tech Companies Capture A Third Of This Year's Emmy Nominations (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Comment ça? Pas de gâteau?!

  25. Re:Two problems on Facebook's AI Keeps Inventing Languages That Humans Can't Understand (fastcodesign.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Machine learning is literally taking a list of numbers and multiplying by some inputs over and over and over. Humans aren't good at that kind of long-term number crunching.

    Except the accountants working for the MPAA and RIAA. That's how you go from making an illegal copy of a $20 CD/DVD to $20 trillion dollars in damages.