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  1. Re:Polar bear replant in grab bags? on Tech Conferences Moving North as Trump Policies Turn Off Attendees (financialpost.com) · · Score: 1

    AFAIK most cities have 50kph speed limits.

  2. Re:Oh NOES!!! Trump is EVUL!!! on Tech Conferences Moving North as Trump Policies Turn Off Attendees (financialpost.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Canada has the best 21-days summer of every country in the world.

  3. Hurray! on Goldman Sachs to Open a Bitcoin Trading Operation (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Dogecoin to the moon*!

    * the moon equals 10 dollars.

  4. Damn, I was about to post that.

    +1 First Post to you.

  5. Arcade? on Google Is Building a Secret Social-Gaming Startup Called Arcade (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The head of "Project Arcade" is someone who's 21, who never grew up with actual videogame arcades. And the first thing will be a freakin' trivia game?

    Why the fuck did they pick the name "arcade" to begin with?

  6. Re:It's not frivolous. on Nikola (Motors) is Suing Tesla (engadget.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey you, stop trying to introduce solid facts into my lame attempt at a weak joke.

  7. Re:Copyright violation on Facebook is Using Instagram Photos and Hashtags To Improve Its Computer Vision (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    You know that little checkbox you have to click after reading two librairies' worth of legalese before you can use these free online services? You agreed to almost every possible usage of your data.

  8. Ah, I understand now. Thank you.

  9. Re:It's not frivolous. on Nikola (Motors) is Suing Tesla (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    The solution is to use wooden beams. Those don't melt!

  10. Re:It's not frivolous. on Nikola (Motors) is Suing Tesla (engadget.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tesla has electric cars powered by DC batteries.

    Nikola has alternative fuel vehicles.

    Just to confuse the hell out of everyone, someone needs to start an AC-powered car company called Edison.

  11. Re:expect more of these stories on A Critical Security Flaw in Popular Industrial Software Put Power Plants At Risk (zdnet.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Systems should be able to tell the outside world about their current state, but they should not be able to be controlled from the outside.

    In short, make those types of systems read-only.

  12. Program used to work fine, Microsoft updates OS, program suddenly crashes?

    How is that the program developers' fault?

  13. I'm single by choice! on Facebook Reaches Its Natural Conclusion As A Dating App (buzzfeed.com) · · Score: 1

    I can quit any time I want!

  14. Get rid of them all, they serve no legit purpose anymore.

  15. Re:computer hardware manufacturer ASUS on FTC Gives Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo 30 Days To Get Rid of Illegal Warranty-Void-if-Removed Stickers (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Isn't that a quote from Motherboard? Granted it makes even less sense for them to specify this, but at least blame the correct website.

  16. Self-centered much? on NASA To Send 1 Million People's Names To the Sun (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    After making several flybys of Venus to slow itself down, the Parker Solar Probe will come within 4 million miles of the sun's scorching surface, closer than any Terran spacecraft in history.

    FTFY

  17. Something to do? on Facebook Reaches Its Natural Conclusion As A Dating App (buzzfeed.com) · · Score: 2

    "There are 200 million people on Facebook who list themselves as single, so clearly there's something to do here," Zuckerberg said.

    He says that as if it was a problem to be fixed.

    Fuck you, Zuckerberg. No wait, I didn't mean it that way!

  18. Re:sweet on Fedora 28 Featuring GNOME 3.28 Released (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    ... battery life of your xeon workstation?

    The AC above did not see what you did, there.

  19. I hope the feds or states go after them for antitrust violations.

    Why can't it be both?

  20. I ca|| see how |ha| could be co|||usi||g.

  21. Talking about newbies that can be easily identified, can you help me? I need to know what a variable is and why I would want to assign it a new value? Can't it be happy with its current value? Will it be offended if I assign it something else?

  22. For the mods who assigned this "Troll", watch this movie when you have the time:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    It's on Netflix right now, at least in Canada so maybe other countries too.

  23. 'To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.' — Douglas Adams

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