Someone has developed a program thats too powerful for our weak sheep-like minds and its going to be banned in about 3 weeks. Penalties will range from fines upto $400,000 and 3 - 10 years for having source code, binaries or t-shirts. Right now a stampede of politicians around the world are figuring out how this is already illigal and what they can do to make this more illigal, dodgy corporate mafia types are also on the case, wondering how they can use it to cover their government bribing even more - expect under-the-table deals and war/oil contracts to be done over IM from now on...
Because only evil degenerates get AIDs! Wheres your sense of freedom?
1984 was about a constant war as an excuse to keep people in check, we've already arrived - the war on terror can never be declared over because terrorism is a noun, not something you can defeat, notice how it could have been called the war on Al-Qaeda? a slightly more realistic goal. This is Bush's pathetic little buzzword thats been adopted by every government around the world, its never going to go away and its defination is always going to become broader.
Well on the plus side I can call my ISP and demand to see a list off all my web history and they can only charge me 10 quid still? Think im gona make a habbit of demanding all my data from everywhere, and if they keep CCTV for a year then they'll just have to go through the tapes looking for me..
Well thats because the prison system is run by idiots and pricks, atleast western countries actually _have_ a human rights watch, im guessing Singapore jails are 10 times worse, but thats right some of our society is pretty damn sick and non-violent criminals definately shouldnt be mixed with violent ones.
On the way out of court they should assult the judge and rape his underage daughter - they would only get a couple more years on that what a bargin!! I think the western world is over-compensating for not having corporal/capital punishment, instead people are starting to get rediculous sentences, i guess its better than having caining but still..
Set up your mail to automatically look for 'opt-out' links and access them - and even fill in the form automatically - now for the bonus, if you get any mail from that place after 24 hours your program should hit the opt-out 10 times with 9 non-existant email accounts, if they still dont stop mailing you you keep doubling that 20, 40, 80 etc. If they are infact using the opt-out form to check if your account is real/read then they will start trying to spam all the other accounts (that don't exist) too. By even having an opt-out link that takes you to a web-page they are giving you an open door to hit them with, take advantage of it and kick them in the balls.
Today we give thanks to the lord for putting people on this earth who are more tragically sad than ourselves, our hopelessness can only pale in comparison and for that we are grateful, amen..
Last spreadsheet use was to learn about digital filters for an exam, could have used matlab but i was too damn lazy - thats what spreadsheets are about, lazyness, the common denominator, why spend days setting up accounting systems when you can spend minutes in excel? why do something today when you can do it tomorrow?
Why are they legal in the first place? Politicians (human beings) + Money = possibility for Corruption, isn't it?
Because Politicians + Money = Corruption, therefore Corruption + Suggestion of stopping bribery = No Can Do. Also if you get into power the chances of becoming corrupt increase exponentially: Probability = Money^(Power). Its a bad system and the only way to stop it is to get into power and start making some of that lovely money - you'll soon forget about all this corruption bull-crap.
I really hope they're not doing this because of pressure or pay-offs from the phone companies, just like with the tabaco companies making sure your right to have matches and lighters on the plane isn't stopped no matter how dangerous they are. If they lift the phone ban, it better be because a fair and impartial safety study has cleared it.
This will bring a new dimension to mobile phones - video calling was pretty stupid, who the fuck even uses that!? but this will change everything, schools and colleges results will suddenly fall as everyone just watches TV, entire parties where usually only a few people hide behind their phone, will now be totally silent with everyone just watching TV. People will watch TV in the cinema, in church, in the tube.. ok maybe not.. but people getting hit by cars is gonna go right up!
no they're capitalist because your free to walk around them but you might just accidently touch one, and they're communist because infact they were all set up by one group of people and they all have equal explosive power. Then again they're pretty facist in any area they dominate and i guess its anarchy if your blown up torso lands on another mine and starts a chain reaction!
True but not really the point - the US must already have a way of dealing with this (otherwise what are they crying about?) so Galileo can just do the same sort of thing - whatever that is, its just controlled by someone else and the US government has to accept that. Actually im not even sure it would be possible to black out a totally acurate area? only the GPS unit knows where it is so how do the satellites select specific areas when their radio foot-print covers a much larger area?
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Someone has developed a program thats too powerful for our weak sheep-like minds and its going to be banned in about 3 weeks. Penalties will range from fines upto $400,000 and 3 - 10 years for having source code, binaries or t-shirts. Right now a stampede of politicians around the world are figuring out how this is already illigal and what they can do to make this more illigal, dodgy corporate mafia types are also on the case, wondering how they can use it to cover their government bribing even more - expect under-the-table deals and war/oil contracts to be done over IM from now on...
Ho Ho Ho! Not a bad start eh?
Comment of the year..
Because only evil degenerates get AIDs! Wheres your sense of freedom?
1984 was about a constant war as an excuse to keep people in check, we've already arrived - the war on terror can never be declared over because terrorism is a noun, not something you can defeat, notice how it could have been called the war on Al-Qaeda? a slightly more realistic goal. This is Bush's pathetic little buzzword thats been adopted by every government around the world, its never going to go away and its defination is always going to become broader.
Well on the plus side I can call my ISP and demand to see a list off all my web history and they can only charge me 10 quid still? Think im gona make a habbit of demanding all my data from everywhere, and if they keep CCTV for a year then they'll just have to go through the tapes looking for me..
Well thats because the prison system is run by idiots and pricks, atleast western countries actually _have_ a human rights watch, im guessing Singapore jails are 10 times worse, but thats right some of our society is pretty damn sick and non-violent criminals definately shouldnt be mixed with violent ones.
On the way out of court they should assult the judge and rape his underage daughter - they would only get a couple more years on that what a bargin!! I think the western world is over-compensating for not having corporal/capital punishment, instead people are starting to get rediculous sentences, i guess its better than having caining but still..
Should be:
Ms Portman(TM) felt The Force® of my Stratellite(TM) as she poured Hot Grits(TM) down my pants.
What the hell are Hot Grits anyway??
Dubbed a Stratellite(TM)
Just try using that word outside casual conversation!
Set up your mail to automatically look for 'opt-out' links and access them - and even fill in the form automatically - now for the bonus, if you get any mail from that place after 24 hours your program should hit the opt-out 10 times with 9 non-existant email accounts, if they still dont stop mailing you you keep doubling that 20, 40, 80 etc. If they are infact using the opt-out form to check if your account is real/read then they will start trying to spam all the other accounts (that don't exist) too. By even having an opt-out link that takes you to a web-page they are giving you an open door to hit them with, take advantage of it and kick them in the balls.
Seriously:
if (realnetworks_file && 30_day_money_back_expired) {
remove_ability_to_play_file();
}
way to go Apple!
Nah, it just doesnt teach good spelling...
Today we give thanks to the lord for putting people on this earth who are more tragically sad than ourselves, our hopelessness can only pale in comparison and for that we are grateful, amen..
UCL? hey i go.. somewhere near there thats not quite as good and doesnt have a news article :(
Last spreadsheet use was to learn about digital filters for an exam, could have used matlab but i was too damn lazy - thats what spreadsheets are about, lazyness, the common denominator, why spend days setting up accounting systems when you can spend minutes in excel? why do something today when you can do it tomorrow?
Spreadsheets? obviously they've never saved your life in a 20-minute deadline situation...
Why are they legal in the first place? Politicians (human beings) + Money = possibility for Corruption, isn't it?
Because Politicians + Money = Corruption, therefore Corruption + Suggestion of stopping bribery = No Can Do. Also if you get into power the chances of becoming corrupt increase exponentially: Probability = Money^(Power). Its a bad system and the only way to stop it is to get into power and start making some of that lovely money - you'll soon forget about all this corruption bull-crap.
How long has it been since September 01? What about matches?
I really hope they're not doing this because of pressure or pay-offs from the phone companies, just like with the tabaco companies making sure your right to have matches and lighters on the plane isn't stopped no matter how dangerous they are. If they lift the phone ban, it better be because a fair and impartial safety study has cleared it.
This will bring a new dimension to mobile phones - video calling was pretty stupid, who the fuck even uses that!? but this will change everything, schools and colleges results will suddenly fall as everyone just watches TV, entire parties where usually only a few people hide behind their phone, will now be totally silent with everyone just watching TV. People will watch TV in the cinema, in church, in the tube.. ok maybe not.. but people getting hit by cars is gonna go right up!
shut it hoe
no they're capitalist because your free to walk around them but you might just accidently touch one, and they're communist because infact they were all set up by one group of people and they all have equal explosive power. Then again they're pretty facist in any area they dominate and i guess its anarchy if your blown up torso lands on another mine and starts a chain reaction!
Land mines are communism...
Its not the size of your antenna, its the number you have??
True but not really the point - the US must already have a way of dealing with this (otherwise what are they crying about?) so Galileo can just do the same sort of thing - whatever that is, its just controlled by someone else and the US government has to accept that. Actually im not even sure it would be possible to black out a totally acurate area? only the GPS unit knows where it is so how do the satellites select specific areas when their radio foot-print covers a much larger area?