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  1. At least we know what its NOT caused by... on TV Really Might Cause Autism · · Score: 4, Informative
  2. Re:But it's not a reeeeeallll book! on Sony Reader Now Available · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cleary you dont use your dictionary enough or you wouldn't have said 'obtuse' where you really meant 'abstruse'!

    Barry

  3. With four cores... on Intel's Quad Core CPU Reviewed · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's an ad for PC World or Currys or something where the salesguy explains to some students that having an Intel (bing-bong-bing-bong) dual core processor means it can do two things at once - like sending an email and downloading music!

  4. Re:It wasn't just the license on Debian Kicks Jörg Schilling · · Score: 1

    You forgot:

      * his web page, which burns my eyes worse then the combined power of all the lasers that ever burnt CDs using cdrtools...

  5. Re:First, you better learn HTML before complaining on What's in Your HTML Toolbox? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The great thing about web standards is... there's so many of them!

  6. As Predicted? on Social News Sites Pay Top Submitters · · Score: 1

    Didnt some pundit predict this would happen? I cant find the article about it now, but he'd predicted this and a fwe other things about the internet. If I could find it, I'd start betting on the other things mentioned in the article...

  7. bazaar/cathedral metaphor... on ESR Says Linux Followers Should Compromise · · Score: 1

    So he's saying the guys in the bazaar are going to have to crawl up to the cathedral and say 'please please we want to buy some of your holy goodness to make more people come to our bazaar'.

    Not sure the metaphor works too well here...

  8. Re:Think about it as number of possibilities on Debunking a Bogus Encryption Statement? · · Score: 1

    Obviously, because 2^64 keys would take 584 years to cover with a computer doing 1 billion keys per second.

    2^128 keys would take 10,000 billion years if you had a billion computers doing 1 billion keys per second.

  9. Re:C'mon people! on Weird Al Says 'Don't Download This Song' · · Score: 1

    Ah, but the next track on the album is called 'Dont Post These Chords To OLGA'.

    B

  10. Re:minor typo... on Viruses the New Condiment · · Score: 1

    I reckons a comment wot maybe a dozen people's gonna read dont need the grammar of a paid slashdot righter pennin edlines that miillions of geezers are gonna read.

    If I were being really pedantic I'd have said the title would have benefited from a colon, to be "Viruses: the new condiment"...

    Slashdot needs proper sub-editors. As does life in general.

  11. minor typo... on Viruses the New Condiment · · Score: 2, Informative

    It should be 'bacteria-killing virus'. A virus that kills bacteria. The hyphen is important, it differentiates between 'man-eating shark' and 'man eating shark'.

    Probably the tenth time I've complained about grammar on slashdot :)

    B

  12. Read your Asimov... on Our Moon Could Become a Planet · · Score: 1
  13. Re:Yarrr.... on AOL Digs Up Yard for Spam Gold · · Score: 1

    Aww, they shoulda just waited until September 19th....

    http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

  14. nightmare scenario on BBC Reports UK-U.S. Terror Plot Foiled · · Score: 5, Funny

    friends of mine are flying home from UK to Australia soon. With two small kids. And under the restrictions, no kids toys. 18 hours with two kids and nothing to keep the occupied.

    I suspect the rest of the plane would prefer a terrorist attack.

  15. Windows? on 9th Annual AUV Competition Results · · Score: 2, Funny

    Surely any marine vessel should be running Portholes XP.

  16. Re:Conflicted Feelings on Apple's DRM Is Bad For Consumers and Business · · Score: 0, Troll

    "unlike media I own, for which any DRM is intolerable". You own the media. You dont own the copyright of the content. Copyright holders can impose any restrictions they like. Anything. It might be that you can only play this disk on a Monday and only if you are wearing lederhosen. Really. You find that intolerable? Well, then you can't play it. Read the small print. Carefully.

  17. Re:Not exactly... on Stephen Colbert Wikipedia Prank Backfires · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow. And do you know what, I was just going to add to the elephant page the fact that the elephant is the only animal that has four knees, and wikipedia has locked the page so that amazing fact wont be on wikipedia, so if you want to reference this you'll have to put up with a fuddy duddy old journal-style reference instead:

    Weissengruber, G. E, F. Fuss K, G. Egger, G. Stanek, K. Hittmair M, and G. Forstenpointner (2006). The elephant knee joint: morphological and biomechanical considerations. Journal of Anatomy 208(1): 59-72.

    Barry

  18. Oh the irony... on Blackboard Patenting Educational Groupware · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the article's listing of the summary of the patent:

    "For example, a lawyer may create a course in patent law online..."

    I think the lawyer will have to learn patent law before he can be sure he can do this...

  19. Re:Misleading statistics... on The Super Stars of New Social Media · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but that cancels out with every time 100 people watch it on a wall-size projector :)

  20. Misleading statistics... on The Super Stars of New Social Media · · Score: 1

    If I watch 3 seconds of a dancing comedian from Cleveland before hitting my attention span limit for wacky online videos, do I still count as one of those 30 million?

  21. Re:This only highlights mankind's TRUE FEAR on Fear of Snakes May Have Driven Pre-Human Evolution · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this was in african savannah country it could be snakes on a plain.

  22. Re:Headline Not Parse The Sense Can't Make on Warhammer Mark Of Chaos - How Is The RTS? · · Score: 1

    And RTS is 'Request To Send' isnt it? Are they playing Warhammer over an RS232 link?

  23. Daily WTF on CMS on $5000 Award for Open Source CMS · · Score: 1

    I'd love to nominate this CMS but the author
    has kept it anonymous!

    From that page:

    "It didn't take too long for Bryan to figure it out. Being a Web 2.0 system, the CMS used JavaScript that dynamically loaded JavaScript that dynamically loaded XML that was dynamically transformed into proprietary commands that were parsed to dynamically execute JavaScript to dynamically load content."

  24. Re:And why would I want to pay the premium on Linux Laptop from R Cubed Reviewed · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hunt for ndiswrapper? We got ten new Dell laptops in the other day, booted Ubuntu Dapper Live, and wireless worked. Straight. Out of. The Box. As did everything else.

      Although to be honest it was my technical team that did it so I'm not sure if they tested hibernate/suspend or any other real hardcore stuff. DVDs played, sound worked, network fine, wireless sorted.

      I need to make sure the external VGA works (this is a problem with some laptops in linux) since that does cause our students to lose hair when they have presentations to give, and causes some of them to resort to printed or even handwritten transparencies for talks!

    B

  25. Re:Weapon? on UK Street Crime Rise Blamed on iPods · · Score: 1

    Ah, you've not seen the episode of CSI: Miami where someone cocks a gun to Calleigh's head and she later identifies the gun by listening to several models being cocked. I wont spoil the story by saying whose gun it was...