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Our Moon Could Become a Planet

anthemaniac writes "Earth's moon is drifting away from us more than an inch every year. In a few billion years, if the system survives, the moon would be reclassified as a planet under the new IAU definition. You gotta wonder if the astronomers who dreamed this definition up had thought of that."

438 comments

  1. Because *somebody* has to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's no moon!

    1. Re:Because *somebody* has to say it... by Flibz · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a small NASA movie set!

    2. Re:Because *somebody* has to say it... by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      It's a starship.

      No, really. (Ignore the SQL error, click the art galleries.)

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    3. Re:Because *somebody* has to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lack of any Space 1999 references so far suggests that the Slashdot crowd is a lot younger than I thought.

    4. Re:Because *somebody* has to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's no moon. It's round and with Alderaan nowhere in sight, it's barycenter does not lie inside Alderaan. Mr. Solo, that's a planet!

    5. Re:Because *somebody* has to say it... by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      Somehow I managed to miss that show back when the Sci-Fi channel played more sci-fi...

      But, OK, how about this one?

      "Yeah, betcha by the year 1999 we'll be using a site on the moon to dispose of nuclear waste, and then it'll blow up and the moon will mysteriously vanish. Oh, and by that time all the construction vehicles in Tokyo will be replaced with big robots, too. But we'll all be ready to put the Eugenics Wars behind us and move on with our lives."

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    6. Re:Because *somebody* has to say it... by Toxicgonzo · · Score: 1

      That's no moon... No, that's my wife!

      But seriously folks...

    7. Re:Because *somebody* has to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BUA HA HA HA

      It is really funny that people take care and proud on classifying planets and moons as if it were a useful distinction.

      Even more funny is the number of times per week this gets published, as if anyone cares.

      There is nothing scientific in this distinction and therefore it should be banned from Slashdot.

      The same mistake is done about race, or more properly phenotype (as opossed to genotype).

  2. So what? by brunes69 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    OF COURSE it would. It would no longer orbit the earth, so it would no longer be a moon.

    This smacks of an elementary-level understanding, I don't know why it made the front page. If you change the physical properties of a named object, and want to name it something else, who cares?

    1. Re:So what? by Fyz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you'd bothered to RTFA, you'd find that the moon would be reclassified as a planet when the systems center of gravity no longer resides inside the Earth.

      I would gladly send my kid to this elementary school if they could prove that they could teach concepts like orbital decay and barycenters to to nine-year-olds.

    2. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I would gladly send my kid to this elementary school if they could prove that they could teach
      concepts like orbital decay and barycenters to...

      yes?

      >..to...

      YES? YES?

      > nine-year-olds.

    3. Re:So what? by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I would gladly send my kid to this elementary school if they could prove that they could teach concepts like orbital decay and barycenters to to nine-year-olds."

      I would only send my kid there if they LEARNED it. I have a feeling they most nine-year-olds would be picking boogers during that class.

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    4. Re:So what? by Flibz · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Mmmmmmm..... boogers

    5. Re:So what? by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

      Or would it.

      Well when you think about, something is a moon not because it orbits a planet, but because it exhibits the same behaviour as the moon - which orbits this planet.

      So if it stops orbitting this planet - it will still be the moon because that's what it's called. And if it starts exhibiting planet like behaviour then all planets will become moons and moons will become....

      Oh! Now I'm confused.

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    6. Re:So what? by Mr2cents · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I already consider the moon-earth as a bi-planetary system. What's the big deal with these definitions, anyway? No matter where you draw the line, there will always be cases where there will be discussion. Like the criterium that the object has to be "nealy spherical" because of it's own gravity. Lots of planetoids are somewhere on this vague border.

      Comets, asteroids, planets, stars, they all have grey areas between them.

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    7. Re:So what? by Flibz · · Score: 1

      So basically what you're saying is that the moon won't be a moon.

      To moon or not to moon? That is the question...

      (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mooning)

    8. Re:So what? by Flibz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I think you were looking for the other topic.

      <point>The one over there</point>

    9. Re:So what? by hplasm · · Score: 0, Insightful
      Comets, asteroids, planets, stars, they all have grey areas between them.

      Space is grey now?

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    10. Re:So what? by Flibz · · Score: 1

      Somebody send for the men in white coats.

      For goodness sake, get a grip of yourself you poor anonymous coward.

      It's just a shame that your parents let the parasite grow up isn't it...

      *sigh*

      I call troll...

    11. Re:So what? by RhysTheElf · · Score: 1

      If you looked at the new candidate planets, you would see that Cheron (one of Pluto's moons) is already being considered as a candidate.

      I don't know if there is some other reason that would preclude the moon from being considered a planet, but I think we may have some solar system object profiling going on here!!!!

    12. Re:So what? by Flibz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup

      Faded in the wash...

    13. Re:So what? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      If you change the attributes, the very defining characteristics of something, and you have to rename it? Wow! What a concept. Then I wonder what would be an appropriate name for the Republican Party!

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    14. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Christian Socialists.

    15. Re:So what? by Flibz · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Who needs definitions. After all it's not like we need to communicate with each other or anything...

      I reckon without definitions nobody would understand anything anybody said. So no change there then...

    16. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The problem that I foresee having the moon drift further away from the earth is missing the gravitational forces that we depend on. The earth's axis would not stay constant plus the tides would not circulate the oceans. The moon keeps our planet habitable.

    17. Re:So what? by lowrydr310 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm almost 26 and I'm picking boogers right now while reading these comments. (I'm serious)

    18. Re:So what? by illeism · · Score: 1

      That's the most funny thing I've read this morning...

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    19. Re:So what? by Digz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ..asteroids.. they all have grey areas between them.

      Assuming you're playing the 2600 version, you might want to get your TV checked. The area between the Asteroids should be black.

      Oh, and be careful with pulling down to warp. It can throw you into the darndest areas.

      ;)

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    20. Re:So what? by MPHellwig · · Score: 1

      You came a long way since then, eh? :-)

    21. Re:So what? by mathi · · Score: 1

      Comets, asteroids, planets, stars, they all have grey areas between them.

      And black areas! Big black areas!

    22. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to a godawful "summer camp" at age 11 where I took an "astronautical engineering" class. I went in expecting to design cool rockets, and got pages and pages of 2-body problem and orbital trajectory calculations.

    23. Re:So what? by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      For starters, the teachers would actually have to know it.

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    24. Re:So what? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1
      I'm almost 26 and I'm picking boogers right now while reading these comments. (I'm serious)

      Got a family that picks too? Because the family that picks together sticks together.

    25. Re:So what? by cashman73 · · Score: 1
      Wait, let me help you out with that:

      I'm almost 26 and I'm picking boogers right now while reading these comments. (I'm serious) in my parent's basement.

      There. Fixed it for you! :-)

    26. Re:So what? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Wotcher guvnor, don't you know. Lovely weather isn't it, what? Now would one of you colonial blighters kindly explain to me what the gorblimey 'eck "boogers" are?

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    27. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is a 'criterium', dumbass?

    28. Re:So what? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Eeew, well I guess that is better than all the readers playing a solo
      on the devils clarinet.

    29. Re:So what? by einexile · · Score: 0

      If eating meat yet being pro-life is hypocritical, isn't it also hypocritical to be pro-choice but also a vegetarian?

    30. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He picks his nose, mate. I don't know the polite way to say it, so a booger is the snot that dried in his nostrils before he picked it. I assume that the sole purpose of booger picking is the clear his nasal passages.

    31. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still? How immature! I haven't picked my nose since I was 25 and a half.

  3. In a few billion years... by advocate_one · · Score: 4, Informative

    both the Earth and Moon will have been swallowed up by the Sun when it becomes a red giant...

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    1. Re:In a few billion years... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and we will still be waiting to play Duke Nukem forever on our Vista machines.

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    2. Re:In a few billion years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Earth will orbit the sun at more distance when the sun starts to fuse helium and turn into a red gigant. This is because the sun will loose a lot of mass in the coming 5 billion years, resulting in a gradually different earth orbit @ around 1.7 AU. I do not remember where I read it.

      What I am wondering if those models that predict the death of earth (due to increased solar heating) in 1 billion years have taken this in consideration.

    3. Re:In a few billion years... by durgaprasad_j · · Score: 5, Informative

      In about 5 billion years, when the Sun is a red giant, it will be so large that it will consume Mercury and Venus. Models predict that the Sun will expand out to about 99% of the distance to the Earth's present orbit (1 astronomical unit, or AU). However by that time the orbit of the Earth will expand to about 1.7 AUs due to mass loss by the Sun. Our planet will thus escape envelopment. -- Reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star

    4. Re:In a few billion years... by SamSim · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, probably not. Even where it is right now, Earth is almost on the boundary line between being swallowed and escaping (Venus is definitely gone, Mars definitely isn't). But as the Sun expands it will also become more luminous, which means the solar wind will increase. Over billions of years this will push Earth into a wider, safer orbit. It'll still get roasted to a crisp, but probably survive as a planet.

    5. Re:In a few billion years... by jtobin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, we'll all be using Slackware with 2.6 kernel (released a few weeks earlier).

    6. Re:In a few billion years... by ortholattice · · Score: 2, Funny

      It won't be billions of years, it will be in 1999 when there will be a nuclear explosion on the far side of the moon. Then it will travel throughout the galaxy, on the way picking up a hot alien called Maya as its science advisor.

    7. Re:In a few billion years... by zen-theorist · · Score: 1

      citations or calculations please.

    8. Re:In a few billion years... by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Phew!

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    9. Re:In a few billion years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason, I thought of someone saying what you typed in a super-nerd voice.

    10. Re:In a few billion years... by jizziknight · · Score: 1

      I imagined the comic book guy from The Simpsons.

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    11. Re:In a few billion years... by dmsean · · Score: 1

      We must do everything we can to move the earth far enough away from the sun to save it. Won't someone please think of your children's x (1 billion generations) children!

    12. Re:In a few billion years... by oudzeeman · · Score: 2, Funny

      stop reading slashdot out loud

    13. Re:In a few billion years... by richdun · · Score: 1

      You know, 'cause it'll make a huge difference if Earth is inside the red giant star or slightly outside of it...

    14. Re:In a few billion years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As a supernova, the sun will eject massive ammount of MASS (this is why a sun of ~1 solar MASS will end up a white dwarf of ~0.2 solar masses, not a neutron star ~0.8 solar masses).

      As it loses MASS, the gravitational well the earth sits in will shallow and the stable orbit will be further out (the earth has more kinetic energy than a stable orbit at its' current distance will allow).

      Therefore, when the sun goes nova, the sun will be smaller and the earth further out.

    15. Re:In a few billion years... by Luyseyal · · Score: 1
      ...and the Milky Way and Andromeda may be in the middle of merging.

      I told my wife yesterday I think I want to become an astronomer after the kids are out of school. In that Wikipedia article there, they say that they're not sure if Andromeda will actually collide with us this time around since they don't know its tangential velocity. I wish I could just sit down and figure that stuff out.

      Cheers,
      -l

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    16. Re:In a few billion years... by yobjob · · Score: 3, Funny

      Copy paste that post into a wiki then you'll have a source!

    17. Re:In a few billion years... by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1

      And, it's entirely possible that if the Earth survives the Sun's red giant phase, it will ejected from the solar system when the Sun loses even more mass as it turns into a white dwarf.

    18. Re:In a few billion years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just one thing, solar wind can't change the orbit of a planet unless it changes its tangential velocity. Any force pushing it directly toward or away from the Sun will only result in a temporary displacement (think of it as jumping). The only way to increase Earth's orbit is to push it faster in the direction of its orbit, or to reduce the mass of the sun, which was already covered in the grandpartent.

    19. Re:In a few billion years... by dantheman82 · · Score: 1

      It's good to know /. is trying to pick up some news stories ahead of time. Unfortunately, we won't exactly live on earth to see what happens in a few billion years. All +5 Informative/Insightful should really get a -1 Clueless. Unless if you've been around for the past few billion years...

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    20. Re:In a few billion years... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Damn, I probably should be saving, not just living day by day.

    21. Re:In a few billion years... by SamSim · · Score: 1

      You're mistaking a force (a continuous variation in momentum) for an impulse (an instantaneous change in momentum). Jumping is an instantaneous change (and what's more, it gets cancelled out immediately as you and Earth fall back together again). A continuous small force, however, is enough to move a planet.

    22. Re:In a few billion years... by SamSim · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Sun is about 25 times too small to go supernova. A red giant and a supernova are different things. Fusion requires progressively more heat as you get to heavier and heavier elements. A star like the Sun can only get to... well, it can get past hydrogen, and once the hydrogen is used up it can burn helium too, but I think it peters out somewhere around carbon. There's not enough mass and hence not enough pressure and hence not enough heat to burn anything beyond that. Whereas a very heavy star can burn elements right up to iron (beyond that, you get NO energy out, so no element beyond iron can be fused). They build up a non-fusable core of iron which gets bigger and bigger until it becomes so big that it itself collapses under gravity to form a neutron star (or possibly a black hole). At this point the entire rest of the star falls on top of the neutronium core and explodes - that's a supernova.

    23. Re:In a few billion years... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your podcast.

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    24. Re:In a few billion years... by digitaldc · · Score: 1

      ...and we will all be dead, I think?

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    25. Re:In a few billion years... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      If no element beyond iron may be fused, where did the elements beyond iron come from?

      I suspect that they may be produced in stars and supernovae, but only in relatively small amounts since there's no energy benefit to the star in fusing iron.

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    26. Re:In a few billion years... by mfrank · · Score: 1

      1) Build a very large fusion drive
      2) Use it to change the orbit of one of the outer planets (Uranus, or as it will be know then, Urectum)
      3) Swing Urectum's orbit by Earth every now and then to pull it into a higher orbit.

    27. Re:In a few billion years... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Should be easy. This guy posts all over the web, and I am quite certain that he has lots of podcasts as well. You can find him under anonymous coward or sometimes as a.c.

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    28. Re:In a few billion years... by jonored · · Score: 2, Informative

      Right on the nose; the heavier elements are produced in the actual supernova, when there is so much energy flying around that the reactions can take place, absorbing all the energy they want, and can produce the really heavy elements. Yes, they don't produce much - but then, there are tiny amounts of most elements relative to the amount of hydrogen and helium in the universe - just look at this planet - a lot of it is iron, and most of the rest is stuff lighter than iron. Fission plants are releasing the long-stored energy of supernovae :)

    29. Re:In a few billion years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As he said, iron builds up until the star collapses under gravity to form a neutron star. What he didn't say was that at this point, heavier elements are made.

    30. Re:In a few billion years... by HAKdragon · · Score: 1

      ...and RMSbot v2.3 will proclaim that the HURD kernel would be out any day now.

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    31. Re:In a few billion years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What's the estimated surface tempurature of this reloaced Earth? How big would the sun look from there?

    32. Re:In a few billion years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and we will still be waiting to play Duke Nukem forever on our Vista machines.

      ...and Unreal Tournament 2007 will barely have dropped.

    33. Re:In a few billion years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won't make a difference to humans because we'll all be dead by then, but earth as a planet will still exist. Mercury and Venus will not. That was the point.

    34. Re:In a few billion years... by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What's the estimated surface tempurature of this reloaced Earth? How big would the sun look from there?

      'kin hot and 'kin huge... how about most of the sky??? it expands out to 99% of 1 AU and we move out to 1.7 AU...

      I'm not sure about some of the young whippersnappers in here... but I, for one, certainly don't expect to be around to find out...

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    35. Re:In a few billion years... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Not just Vista, by then Linux will have 5% marketshare.

    36. Re:In a few billion years... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1
      Phew!

      But don't forget your SPF-500,000 suntan lotion.

    37. Re:In a few billion years... by lubricated · · Score: 1

      actually heavier elements get made. It's just that it uses energy to make them. So no more light and stuff gets created and the star doesn't have anything pushing out. It just has a runaway collapse and an implosion.

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    38. Re:In a few billion years... by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Supernovae are *storing* energy? Wow, let's see if I can get my head around that...

    39. Re:In a few billion years... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Nobody knows for sure. Earth is too close to the threashold of being swallowed by a red-giant to say with any certainty. New studies push it back and forth like fad diets to one's beltline.

      As far as the solar wind pushing it out, as somebody already pointed out that does not increase orbit width because it pushes in a direction that is a right-angle to Earth's orbital momentum.

    40. Re:In a few billion years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right, in a new billion years, Earth/Moon system, same as Mercury and Venus, and probably Mars, will all be swallowed by the Sun. In 4 billion years, Sun will go supernova - so who cares?

  4. It'll last our time by MathFox · · Score: 4, Informative

    "The sun will turn in a red giant before the moon gets far enough away to be classified as a planet"

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  5. Got enough time to change the definition by Ghost+Hedgehog · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a billion years propably the defintion of planet will have a few thousand updates.
    The problem will fix itself in time I guess.

    1. Re:Got enough time to change the definition by Flibz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Plus the human race will have rendered the Earth uninhabitable by then so there'll be nobody to care...

    2. Re:Got enough time to change the definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have any proof of that? Sound's like a bed-wetting liberal theory to me.

    3. Re:Got enough time to change the definition by Flibz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nope. None at all. I've not got a time machine or nuffink....

      And now I'm going to liberally whip you with my soggy sheet...

    4. Re:Got enough time to change the definition by chibianh · · Score: 1

      and humans will become space faring nomands, going from planet to planet, using up their resources, and moving on.. Weren't the bad guys in Independence day doing the same thing? hmm..

    5. Re:Got enough time to change the definition by Rei · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm fond of the new definition. It makes good sense. Earth's moon is quite large for something that orbits a rocky planet. If it's even further out, it will be independent enough that it seems reasonable that Earth would be considered a double planet system. It won't be orbiting Earth -- it will be orbiting a point in space that happens to be close to Earth. Earth, too, will be orbiting that point in space. Meanwhile, both will be moving around the sun.

      Sounds like a double planet to me.

      I also like the new "big enough to be gravitationally rounded" definition, but I still think that they should put a mass limit on it. There's no cutoff between when an object is gravitationally rounded and when it's not; it's a sliding scale. Also, it seems unfair to penalize bodies made of rigid material. I think that they should use gravitational rounding as a guideline for setting a mass cutoff. But, that's just personal opinion. :)

      Bring on the new planets!

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    6. Re:Got enough time to change the definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have any proof of that?

      Proof? I have it on the greatest authority. The late great and highly esteemed professor of biophysics, Dr. Isaac Asimov said that Giskard, the mind-reading robot, is going to turn the earth into radioactive waste so Earthpeople will colonise other solar systems (besides the spacer worlds, I mean). Didn't you RTFM?

  6. Hmm by Klaidas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No-one knows if the humans will survive that long, maybe there will be no-one to rename it.

    1. Re:Hmm by kalirion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No-one knows if the humans will survive that long, maybe there will be no-one to rename it.

      A billion years? If our descendents exist by that time, they won't be considered human by our current definitions. I think it's a safe bet that the only way humans as we know them today could survive that long would be by either time-traveling or becoming a part of some aliens' (or dolphins') "Save the Humans" project.

    2. Re:Hmm by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      Hey, have you seen Babylon 5!

      This is how the world ends. Swallowed in fire, but not in darkness. You will live on. The voice of all our ancestors, the voice of our fathers and our mothers to the last generation. We created the world we think you would have wished for us, and now we leave the cradle for the last time.

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  7. It's not a moon... by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...oh well, forget it, it's still a moon.

    Reminds me of that old joke telling that a quick computation on the evolution of this distance placed the moon 4 meters away from the earth 65 million years ago and thus explained why the dinausors died. ...at least the tallest ones.

    1. Re:It's not a moon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which brings up an interesting conundrum. If the moon is moving away from the Earth an inch a year, wouldn't the gravitational pull flooded the earth twice a day some 20,000 years ago?

    2. Re:It's not a moon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Reminds me of that old joke telling that a quick computation on the evolution of this distance placed the moon 4 meters away from the earth 65 million years ago and thus explained why the dinausors died. ...at least the tallest ones.

      I think you mean the intelligent design of this distance.

    3. Re:It's not a moon... by newhoggy · · Score: 1
      Before anyone gets any funny ideas, the moon does not recede at a constant rate from the Earth. The recession occurs because of the transfer of rotation momentum from the Earth's spin to the moon through tidal forces.

      The tidal forces today are someone exaggerated the positions of the continents cause a lot of resistance to the tidal movement of the ocean. Think continents of Asia/Africa and the Americas, these continents make it very difficult for tides to move around the Earth as they would without obstacles.

      What happens is the continents apply a force on the tides and the tides being a large body of water in turns applies a force on the moon effectively flinging the moon further and further away.

      If the continents were positions differently as it would in the case of say the super-continent Pangaea, the continents would be less of a resistance to the movement of tides and the moon would recede at a much lower rate - more than enough to put the moon at a safe distance from the Earth.

      So as funny as it is, don't take it seriously people ... please.

    4. Re:It's not a moon... by newhoggy · · Score: 1
  8. Gosh. How shocking. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 0, Redundant

    In other words, when the Moon sufficiently escapes the Earth's gravitational pull, it will no longer be our moon.

    How.... bizarre. It would be as if we stopped calling babies "babies" simply because they got older or stopped calling lakes "lakes" just because they dried up!

    1. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wrong, wrong, wrong! Just RTFA. The moon does not have to escape the Earth's gravitational pull in order to be re-classified as a planet. The only thing that would be necessary (according to the new definition of a planet) is that the Moon moves further away from the Earth, just enough so that the barycenter of the Earth-Moon system is above the surface of the Earth. The Moon would still orbit the Earth. Obviously, the moderators who gave a +5 Insightful to your comment have not read the article either.

    2. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by MindStalker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is called a Twin Planet. And no it would nolonger orbit the earth the earth, the "moon" would orbit eachother at a common point. Either way, I see no reason that once we have this designation of moon vs planet why we should be so beholden of "our" moon that we can't accept it nolonger being a moon. We shouldn't change the definition just to fit some popular idea.

    3. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      The moon does not have to escape the Earth's gravitational pull in order to be re-classified as a planet.

      Well thank God for that. My head would probably asplode if they decided Mars wasn't a planet, although the Big Ass Red Round Thing has a nice alliterative ring to it.

      KFG

    4. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by frankie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wrong, wrong, wrong! Just RTFPP. The moon does not have to completely escape the Earth's gravitational pull in order for Porkchop's comment to apply.

      The terms "moon" and "double planet" are arbitrary human-made definitions. And they have a generally recognized boundary: is the barycenter inside the larger object or not? FYI, the Earth-Moon system is 79% of the way there.

      Obviously, the moderators who gave a +3 Insightful to your comment mistook your arrogant tone for expertise.

    5. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Obviously, the moderators who gave a +5 Insightful to your comment have not read the article either.
      Who are these moderators who can hand out +5 ratings willy nilly? I have only ever been able to give a +1 mod. I knew there was some sort of conspiracy..
    6. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by lockefire · · Score: 1

      So, when the barycenter of the Earth-Moon system is only alightly above the surface of the Earth and I stand at that point, does that classify me as a planet with two moons?

    7. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by ozbird · · Score: 1

      The only thing that would be necessary (according to the new definition of a planet) is that the Moon moves further away from the Earth, just enough so that the barycenter of the Earth-Moon system is above the surface of the Earth.

      In theory, yes - but don't hold your breath.
      If you do the sums and allow for the current rate of change of the lunar distance, you're talking billions of years. (The rate of change of the definition of a planet is far more significant.)

    8. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Since the Earth's diameter varies by a couple of miles, there'll be a couple of million years where the Moon's status as a planet or a moon will vary depending on the time of day.

    9. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      That's what I was thinking too. Besides if our moon was only orbiting the sun and no other planet we would have been calling it a planet this whole time and not a moon so whats the problem?

    10. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by mikeswi · · Score: 1

      What I'd like to know is, what's it like right at the exact center of gravity? I mean, when it's 1 foot off the surface of the Earth, will someone be able to jump and accidentally drift off toward the planet Luna?
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    11. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Because our moon is the reference implmentation of a moon. We've held it up as the standard by which we made the definition.

      The logic is something like this:
      1) It is a given that our moon is a moon. It is the prototype upon which the concept was based.
      2) The primary feature of our moon is that it orbits a planet. Lots of other celestial objects also have this property. We therefore call those moons as well.
      3) Wait! We were wrong about #2. It doesn't exactly orbit our planet. It orbits the center of gravity between the two, which will eventually not be inside our planet. So our definition of what makes our moon a moon is wrong.
      4) Definition of "moon" must be changed.

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    12. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by Surlyboi · · Score: 1

      Possibly, but not as good as "Big Floaty Thing What Kicks Our Asses".

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    13. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by kfg · · Score: 1

      I might have to fire up the old Mac and actually try playing that someday.

      KFG

    14. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Moon doesn't orbit the Earth anyway; they both orbit the two-body barycentre (the Earth-Moon barycentre).

      Adjusting the masses or rotational energies of either body in a two-body system will shift the barycentre around which both orbit.

    15. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Currently the barycentre is close to the center of the earth, so it is infact considered to be orbiting the earth as long as the center is inside the mass. If we used that definition no body would ever be considered to be orbiting another.

    16. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by bskin · · Score: 1

      Isn't the whole point of this definition pretty much to defend the popular idea that Pluto is a planet?

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    17. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      No not really. Initially they were trying to create some arbritrary size to define as a planet. Then they realized there was no simple logical cutoff. The new rule is that if has to have enough gravity to have developed a roundish shape. Pretty straight forward.

    18. Re:Gosh. How shocking. by cducharme · · Score: 1

      Could it be that the term "planet" is misleading and perhaps to blame?

  9. This is going to complicate things. by gklinger · · Score: 3, Funny
    So basically my 100 millionths offspring's offspring is going to have a hell of a job making a solar system model for their fifth grade science project? Yikes! Up to now their only concern was how they were going to pay off my credit card debt.


    Seriously though, the International Astronomical Union better give this a second thought. I may be woefully ignornant on the subjecct but I really don't see why sticking with the current definition is a problem. I wish the article gave more information as to why they're 'fixing' that which doesn't appear broken.

    1. Re:This is going to complicate things. by terevos · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I may be woefully ignornant on the subjecct but I really don't see why sticking with the current definition is a problem.


      Could you tell me what the 'current' definition is?

      The problem was that there wasn't a definition before. More of just an accepted method of measurement. And it was arbitrary. I think it was generally based off of 'anything as big or bigger than pluto is a planet'. That's not scientific at all. The new definition is great. It relies on science to determine the status of 'planet' rather than something arbitrary picked out of the sky to satisfy what people had learned in grade school.
    2. Re:This is going to complicate things. by polar+red · · Score: 1

      Your kid is going to have a million babies ? impressive.

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    3. Re:This is going to complicate things. by gklinger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Heretofore a planet was (loosely) defined as a large mass in orbit around a star. In our solar system the primary tenet of planethood was that the object orbited the Sun rather than orbiting a body which orbited the Sun. There are other conditions, of course, because not everything that orbits the Sun is a planet but it's a good place to start. Simply put though, if an object doesn't meet the criteria of a) orbiting the sun and b) being of a certain size or larger it doesn't make the cut. If the IAU dispenses with or at least loosens those two historical criteria the solar system will suddenly be filled with planets and confusion (at least amongst the non-astronomer crowd) will ensue. That's the real problem. I think there is more to think about than simple semantics.

    4. Re:This is going to complicate things. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As far as the moon pulling away, it's not going to complicate anything, for a host of reason already pointed out:
      - the sun will by then become a red giant and (possibly) engulf the earth and the moon;
      - just what will live on earth by then, and will they care (about the moon not being the moon, I mean);
      - if the moon leaves earth orbit, well it's not earth's satellite anymore, right? So what's the issue then about it being a planet.

      About the whole IAU thing, the point is that there currently is *no* definition of what a planet is, apart from "something we call a planet". Planets were designated as such by tradition. It's always tricky to find a definition that matches a more or less arbitrary "accepted meaning".

      Let me give it a go:
      - define planetoid as a body who's mass is large enough to make it round(-ish - d'oh!) - their hydrostatic definition - and doesn't ignite; you can add arbitrary size/mass requirements if you feel like it.
      - define planet as a center of mass orbiting a star and orbited by at least one planetoid.
      - the biggest (by size or mass, your pick) planetoid of is designated the same as the planet, the others are designated satellites.

    5. Re:This is going to complicate things. by Flibz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unless of course he happens to be an oyster or something...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_(biology)

    6. Re:This is going to complicate things. by syntaxglitch · · Score: 1

      Your proposed definition is indeed a good starting point. Coincidentally, that's the same starting point of the new proposed definition, so I guess you agree with it, then?

      The problem is that any consistent, non-arbitrary definition will result in either 1) removing Pluto's planetary status, which people don't seem to like for some reason, or 2) adding a lot more "planets" to the solar system.

      The new definition is (in summary) that a planet is anything that orbits primarily the sun and is large enough that its shape is determined mostly by self-gravity. How else would you define it without adding lots of "unless" and "except" clauses?

      As for the moon "becoming" a planet, that's because the moon meets one criteria (shape determined by self-gravity) but not the other. As the moon drifts away from the Earth, eventually the center of mass would shift until both are orbitting a point in space, instead of a point inside Earth. In that scenario, the moon would then be orbitting the sun more than it orbits the earth, and would be defined as a double planet.

    7. Re:This is going to complicate things. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Heretofore a planet was (loosely) defined as a large mass in orbit around a star
      the problem with that definition is that "large" is not well defined.

      since the switch to the heliocentric model a planet has generally meant a large relatively unique (within the solar system at least) object that orbits the sun. Other objects orbiting the sun were given other names (e.g. asteriods, comets, kuiper belt objects)

      the problem is like ceres we are discovering pluto is not a planet in that sense but part of a large belt of similar objects that while significant as a group don't really have anything to set them apart from each other. Like ceres it should probally be reclassified.

      the reason its such an emotive issue is that pluto was discovered by accident long before the belt in which it lies was discovered. so it has been in grade school textbooks as a "planet" for a long time.

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    8. Re:This is going to complicate things. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      i should probablly clarify by accident before someone else does.

      iirc it was discovered because an error in the then current understanding of orbital mechanics caused astronomers to belive there was a large object beyond neptune and pluto was discovered approximately where that large object would have been.

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    9. Re:This is going to complicate things. by MikeB0Lton · · Score: 1

      This all hinges on having offspring :-) You are, afterall, just another Slashdot reader...

    10. Re:This is going to complicate things. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      the reason its such an emotive issue is that pluto was discovered by accident long before the belt in which it lies was discovered. so it has been in grade school textbooks as a "planet" for a long time.

      Much in the same way that some people are very attached to "Under God" being in the US Pledge of Allegiance, even though it wasn't there when my parents learned to recite it.

      In the end, everything goes down the memory hole.

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    11. Re:This is going to complicate things. by Pike · · Score: 3, Funny
      Could you tell me what the 'current' definition is?


      Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and that new one.
    12. Re:This is going to complicate things. by sidyan · · Score: 1

      Under those definitions, we'd only have 6 "planets" orbitting Sol: Earth, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune & Pluto. Mercury & Venus don't have satellites, and the satellites of Mars and 2003 UB313 aren't "planetoids" under your definition. So Pluto'd be a planet, but Venus (only 373 times more massive) wouldn't be.

      I find it reasonable to ask you do to all of us a favour, and -not- give it a go.

    13. Re:This is going to complicate things. by strikethree · · Score: 1

      All systems of classification are ultimately arbitrary. *shrug* Things are what they are regardless of our monkey-brain methods of understanding.

      strike

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    14. Re:This is going to complicate things. by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

      What's so terrible about something being arbitrary? I like arbitrary. And you suck... because your nick starts with a "t."

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    15. Re:This is going to complicate things. by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      So when we observe planets around other stars, we are seeing "Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and that new one"?

    16. Re:This is going to complicate things. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be a catholic family.

    17. Re:This is going to complicate things. by dascandy · · Score: 1

      Three new ones actually. Two rocks floating in between planets appeared to be large enough for the definition to count as a planet too, and somebody could finally be bothered to look beyond pluto and found a larger rock floating behind it.

    18. Re:This is going to complicate things. by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      How else would you define it without adding lots of "unless" and "except" clauses?

      I think I'd like to see the condition that it must have been created from the planetary disc of the star, but that would be too hard to police and anyway not practical for planets of other stars than the sun.

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  10. ok by joe+155 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know a lot of the other comments about this are just saying that our system probably won't be around or that of course it won't be a moon because it's not in orbit, but what I think is more interesting is about the definition of a planet which they seem intent on creating...

    Pluto may oir may not be a planet, but who cares? Don't change the definition because it doesn't change anything and it alters what we have traditionally though of it as and causes confusion with no real benifit. As to the three new planets which might come about because of this I think we should treat them with scepticism, I'm not completely against change if there will be an imporvement to understanding but I feel these things are not really in the spirit of being "planets" (I know that sounds crazy but you probably know what I mean...)

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    1. Re:ok by Flibz · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I was going to attempt to mutter something vaguely amusing about the Earth being/not being the centre of the universe.

      But I can't be bothered.

      So there. :P

    2. Re:ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As to the three new planets which might come about because of this I think we should treat them with scepticism,

      But they're willing to occupy the orbits that other planets aren't.

  11. Many things will happen ... by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ... when hell freezes over.



    In a few billion years, if the system survives,



    If we manage to figure out a way to move Earth away from the sun before it goes red giant, it will most likely involve leaving any unnecessary baggage (like orbiting balls of rock) behind.

    1. Re:Many things will happen ... by Flibz · · Score: 5, Funny

      In fact we'll only be able to take one item of baggage, which will be a clear plastic bag containing essential items only.

      And no electronic devices. Or Liquid.

      Orbiting balls of rock won't even fit through the scanner.

    2. Re:Many things will happen ... by Pc_Madness · · Score: 0

      I thought that whole "sun eating the earth" crap had been debunked.. with people saying that the Sun would push us away as it grew larger?

    3. Re:Many things will happen ... by Flibz · · Score: 2, Funny

      And obviously with that happening we'd all be fine...

    4. Re:Many things will happen ... by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      The moon may not be unnecessary baggage, though. Some astronomers speculate that the presence of the moon has had a regulatory effect on the earth's rotation, which has resulted in a more stable climate. Of course, if we have the means of moving the entire planet, regulating our rotation may not require a large moon anymore, but it may prove the most convenient way of doing so.

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    5. Re:Many things will happen ... by geoffspear · · Score: 5, Funny

      We can just build a new moon. With blackjack. And hookers.

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    6. Re:Many things will happen ... by Vengeance · · Score: 4, Funny

      In fact, forget about the moon.

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    7. Re:Many things will happen ... by vrt3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      A towel should be all we need.

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    8. Re:Many things will happen ... by mathi · · Score: 1

      If we manage to figure out a way to move Earth away from the sun before it goes red giant, it will most likely involve leaving any unnecessary baggage (like orbiting balls of rock) behind.

      I am sure all scientist who are involved in that project already know this but I'll state it again for if someone wants to do something by himself:

      When pushing the moon away to move the earth into a higher orbit when the sun goes red giant, it is of the utmost importance to push her towards the sun. So not in the direction of Mars or 2003UB313! (Unless they are at the other side of the sun). Pushing the moon away from the sun will only make the situation worse! The best time to push is probably during a solar eclipse.
      Also, don't confuse the sun going red giant with a sunrise or sunset (which is actually just the earth turning!).

    9. Re:Many things will happen ... by tbannist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah, forget about the blackjack too.

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    10. Re:Many things will happen ... by titla1k · · Score: 1

      And the blackjack.

    11. Re:Many things will happen ... by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Funny

      ah, screw the whole thing.

    12. Re:Many things will happen ... by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      And also, the blackjack.

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    13. Re:Many things will happen ... by peterfa · · Score: 1

      Actually, a computer model showed that without the moon, Earth would not rotate as well as it does. It would flip over and and such. There would be no way to sustain life on this.

    14. Re:Many things will happen ... by jd · · Score: 1
      To the tune of a well-known Beatles song...


      There's nothing you can thumb that can't be thumbed

      Nothing you can hit that can't be ultracricket

      Nothing you can drink except for gargle blasters....

      Improbability!

      All you need are towels, all you need are towels,

      All you need are towels! Towels! Towels, that is all you frood.

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    15. Re:Many things will happen ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget about the hookers too.

    16. Re:Many things will happen ... by Morkano · · Score: 1
      And the hookers!

      Wait..

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  12. Few Billion Years? by the_crowing · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really don't think humans will last another thousand years (with the way we're poluting the environment and declaring war on each other plus the rising threat of nuclear weapons) let alone another few billion years. And provided we do last that long, I'm sure the standards for classifying planets will have changed hundreds of more times by then.

    1. Re:Few Billion Years? by Control+Group · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think you're confusing the term "humans" with "human civilization as we are familiar with it."

      The odds of current civilization lasting another thousand years may be low, for the reasons you cite. The odds, however, of us successfully wiping out so much of the population that humans are no longer a viable species within the next thousand years are, in my opinion, fantastically low. We breed too fast, we're spread over 30% of the planet's total area, and we're highly adaptable to changing conditions.

      Frankly, I fully expect some descendant species of humans to be living here pretty much right up until the planet is inside the sun.

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    2. Re:Few Billion Years? by mgblst · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry, when things get really bad the Stark program will get underway to ensure that some of survive.

    3. Re:Few Billion Years? by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      How could you fully expect that? Dominant species aren't exactly known for their ability to survive mass extinction.

      If you said a few million years or a few hundred million years I could probably buy that, but a few billion years? I don't know. I'm sure by that time most of the life on earth today will have been killed off and started over again. It'll probably happen a few times.

      Unless you know something about the history of earth that I don't know?

    4. Re:Few Billion Years? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      (with the way we're poluting the environment and declaring war on each other plus the rising threat of nuclear weapons)

      Rising theat compared to what?

      From the late 50s, to the early 90s, we lived in a world where there were literally thousands of nuclear weapons on stand-by to launch at any moment and completely wipe out the continent they were aimed at.

      And Iran getting a 10 kiloton device is "rising threat?" Hah!

    5. Re:Few Billion Years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't think humans will last another thousand years (with the way we're poluting the environment and declaring war on each other plus the rising threat of nuclear weapons)

      Thirty years ago I believed the exact same thing. I'm old enough to remember "duck and cover" drills in grade school. But, you know, we survived the cold war; which was far more dangerous than anything we face today - there were thousands of nuclear warheads in the US, and thousands more in the USSR. In the USAF I was stationed on a base with more B-52s than I could easily count (since they took off and landed), all loaded with nuclear explosives. Oh yeah, those SR-71s are LOUD. Scariest place I've ever been.

      I'm a lot more hopeful today.

      However, in a few billion years our descendants will no longer be human; our anscestors two million years ago weren't, and our descendants 2 million years in the future won't be, either.

      BTW, those aren't space aliens, they're TIME aliens; archaeologists from the year 868,976 FE.

    6. Re:Few Billion Years? by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Humans are the first dominant species on the planet who have shown a huge ability to adapt to adverse conditions. Even if we lost most of our technology, we'll still have that wonderful gray matter in our heads and will just have to start over. We are the cockroaches of the mammilian family.

      The real problem is a lot of the easy to get to resources are already used up. If we don't get off this rock soon and civilization falls first, the odds are we'll never do so.

    7. Re:Few Billion Years? by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. It was mammals that showed a huge ability to adapt to adverse conditions. Humans have existed what? A few million years? (2 or 3?) Come on. That's peanuts. It's nothing. We're talking about BILLIONS of years here. We haven't proven shit.

      Sure. We do adept well we made it through the ice age and after that, but we've evolved a LOT we aren't exactly the same rodent sized mammels that survived the last mass extinction.

      Any number of major events can (and probably will) happen over the next billion years that wipe out 99% of life on earth including humans. It will probably happen a quite few times over the next 4 billion years or so.

    8. Re:Few Billion Years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Agent Smith in "Matrix" gave a huge insight when he drawled - "Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague..." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Smith) Perhaps biologists missed the wood for the trees when they classified humans as mammals. Perhaps we are better of being classified as viruses...

      I wonder if anyone other than "The President" needs a proof of the serious shit we've led Earth to be in. In the documented human civilizational history, has the Earth's weather been ever as mercurial as it is now? Unprecedented heat waves in Europe and US, snowfwall in gulf, hugely erratic monsoon in Southeast Asia, and yes, a deluge of hurricanes in last couple of years! If the same trend persists, coupled with the anticipated oil and water wars, all the doomsday scenarios shown in so much nice detail by hollywood may soon be coming true, as we cross the tipping point of environmental change. Except that there may not really be an "American" next door to help America, (and Earth) out of the trouble.
      The comment made by "Control Group" is bang on. I see the downfall of the human "civilization" starting sooner than later, if nothing is done right now. May be as early as a couple of centuries. Humans (or our gilled descendents :) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114898/) may well might rough it out for thousands of years to come, but civilzation as we know it, may soon be gone.

  13. At which point we can all say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's no moon.

    1. Re:At which point we can all say... by Flibz · · Score: 1

      We already did say. Right up the top. One of the first posts in fact.

      Other points you may have missed: -

      -Flat Earthers
      -Sun getting really big and burning everything up

      No sign of any "all your base are.." or "I for one welcome our" puns just yet though...

    2. Re:At which point we can all say... by peetola · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, the moon becomes you!

  14. moon... by slack_prad · · Score: 1

    But the real question is .. can we live there? I would want to move from earth after a few billion years

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    1. Re:moon... by hey! · · Score: 1

      But the real question is .. can we live there? I would want to move from earth after a few billion years

      Except "you" won't be a human anymore. There's a high probability "you" won't be what we call a mammal. Maybe not even a vertebrate.

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    2. Re:moon... by psxman · · Score: 1
      I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even five-hundred would be pretty nice.
      ~CEO Nwabudike Morgan
      *shrug* Seemed appropriate.
    3. Re:moon... by Flibz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll still be a human. A dead human, but a human nonetheless...

      Unless I get reincarnated. In which case I'll be a three toed sloth. Or a dung beetle. Or... Or... So many karmic possibilities, so few incarnations!

  15. The Moonlings will be glad to hear it by davidwr · · Score: 1

    "I for one welcome our new IAU overlords"
    - anonymous Moonling

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    1. Re:The Moonlings will be glad to hear it by Flibz · · Score: 1

      About time somebody did the obligatory "I for one welcome..." pun.

      Now all we need is an "All your base are..." for the set!

    2. Re:The Moonlings will be glad to hear it by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      All your moonplanetbase are belong to us!

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    3. Re:The Moonlings will be glad to hear it by Flibz · · Score: 1

      Hurray!

    4. Re:The Moonlings will be glad to hear it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your (moon)base...are drifting away.

    5. Re:The Moonlings will be glad to hear it by myster0n · · Score: 1

      All your moonbase alpha are belongs to space:1999.

      It's even apropriate : the premise of the series was that the moon was no longer in orbit around earth.

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  16. Wait a minute... by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Interesting
    But here's the thing. Earth's Moon was born in a catastrophic collision more than 4 billion years ago.

    So is this established fact now? I thought the that was far from proven, and even a quite debated theory.
    But maybe the impact hypothesis has gained traction in the science community since I heard of this?
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    1. Re:Wait a minute... by zyl0x · · Score: 1

      From some of the pictures I've seen of them, a few of those astronomers may have actually been there when it happened.

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    2. Re:Wait a minute... by UnHolier+than+ever · · Score: 1

      But here's the thing. Earth's Moon was born in a catastrophic collision more than 4 billion years ago.

      So is this established fact now? I thought the that was far from proven, and even a quite debated theory. But maybe the impact hypothesis has gained traction in the science community since I heard of this?


      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon#Origin_and_histo ry
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Earth#Moon
      It has. What's not true is the theory that the Pacific ocean is the scar left by the collision: this doesn't fit with plate tectonics, and the collision must have happened when the earth was still hot and almost molten to the crust.
      The main argument for the collision theory is that the moon is made of much lighter material than earth. Specifically, it has no iron core. However, the material composition of the moon is throughout almost the same as the earth's crust, so it is very plausible that the moon is made up from ejecta from the surface due to a collision that heppened after planetary differentiation (the processus where heavier materials, like iron, sink to the core).

    3. Re:Wait a minute... by lobotomir · · Score: 2, Informative

      This just in: "By measuring the abundance of several elements across the lunar surface, scientists can better constrain the contribution of material from the young Earth and its possible impactor to condense and form the Moon. Current models suggest that more came from the impactor than from Earth." Source:ESA

    4. Re:Wait a minute... by blamanj · · Score: 1

      Hardly established fact, but currently the best and most widely accepted theory.

      See: http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsystem/ moon_making_010815-1.html

      This actually makes the binary planet definition more reasonable, since it means the earth and moon are mostly the same stuff, as the material ripped away to form the moon came from the earth anyway.

      What's not clear to me is where the "mars-sized object" that hit the earth-moon protoplanet like an oversized billiard cue ended up. Is it still in our solar system or did it end up somewhere else?

    5. Re:Wait a minute... by Foobar_ · · Score: 1

      You forget that you're talking about enormous balls of molten rock and not solid billiard balls.

      Once upon a time, there was a small planet in orbit around the sun in basically the same orbit as Earth. Due to gravitational instabilities it swung closer and closer to Earth until a relatively low-speed impact occurred. If this planet had come from farther out in the solar system, its impact speed would have been much higher, with a less fortunate outcome (and we wouldn't be here to talk about it).

      In the article you pasted and others describing similar models, you can see that the impactor is completely disrupted. The impact energy is enough to liquify and tear a ball of rock the size of Mars to smithereens, but not enough to destroy Earth. The lighter parts of the impactor fly off into space and blend with the crust/mantle debris splashed off of Earth, and the impactor's heavy metallic core sinks and merges with the core of Earth.

      The extreme heating of the impact drives off most of the volatile substances (water, methane, ammonia, carbon dioxide...) that are dissolved in the now-liquid rocky material that was blasted into orbit. This accounts for the Moon's relative lack of volatiles, surface rocks that are similar to ones from Earth's mantle, and tiny iron core, while Earth has a thin crust and oversized metallic core.

    6. Re:Wait a minute... by monkaduck · · Score: 1
      It's been my understanding that the impact destroyed the intruder planetoid, and parts of it became part of both the earth and the moon. I think some info on it is actually in that article, which looks like a really good read.

      The shock of the impact strips material from the outer layers of Earth and the impacting object. The mostly iron cores of both bodies meld into Earth's core. It is like a compact car merging onto the highway and colliding with an S.U.V. -- glass, trim and hubcaps fly, but the two chassis remain hopelessly tangled.
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    7. Re:Wait a minute... by blamanj · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the clarification.

      I wasn't being literal about the "billiard ball" thing, but the article said that the impactor struck "a glancing blow", which usually implies a ricochet effect of some sort and also says that only 1/2 of the matter solidified into the moon.

      On reading it again, the implication seems that the other 1/2 slammed into the earth once again, sometime later?

  17. A Species lasts ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    only about 10 - 15 million years, IIRC. That seams to be the length of time that a species dies off (Stephen Jay Gould).

    1. Re:A Species lasts ... by the_crowing · · Score: 1

      Humans will prove to be an excpetion to this general rule for 2 main reasons.

      1)We are the only species that would kill another member of our own species through hatred
      2)We are the only species that has ever had the ability to completely destroy our entire habitional environment many times over

    2. Re:A Species lasts ... by Don853 · · Score: 1

      What, so killing another member of our species so its mate will raise our cubs instead of its cubs doesn't count? Or killing another member of our species for food? We certainly don't have a monopoly on intra-species killing. And while we may be capable of wiping ourselves out, it would actually take a concerted effort. Killing 95% of the population doesn't count, they'll still be able to breed back up, and humans are resourseful survivalists.

    3. Re:A Species lasts ... by the_crowing · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The fact that we have tendency to kill other members of our own species through hatred is a major cause for wars and national conflicts (WWII is a good example). This tendency could easily augment into a large-scale nuclear war which could leave the Earth uninhabitable for all species, killing 100% of the population.

    4. Re:A Species lasts ... by Flibz · · Score: 1

      Disturbingly it's probably the ability to consciously commit genocide over a difference of opinion (for example religon) that marks us as human, as opposed to killing for evolutionary survival reasons i.e. territory, survival of young, food.

      I never saw a lion go and kill all of the antelopes. It would starve.

    5. Re:A Species lasts ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It would take more than humans to destroy all species on Earth. Granted, it would be a huge setback for the complexity of life, but plenty of life would survive a war which would kill all humans.

    6. Re:A Species lasts ... by srw · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... did you ever collect red ants and dump them on a black-ant-hill?

    7. Re:A Species lasts ... by qeveren · · Score: 1

      Ever watched two ant colonies meet? Social species can be particularly brutal to other groups of their own species.

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    8. Re:A Species lasts ... by tbannist · · Score: 2, Interesting
      While a nice naturalistic point of view, it's not really true. It's a lie that people with agendas push. Animals can, and do in fact "hate" and "kill another member of [their] own species through hatred". In particular, here's a short mention of one incident where one "tribe" of chimpanzees waged war against another "tribe" and exterminating the other tribe:

      As late as the early 70s, it still appeared plausible that the "pre-cultural" paradise on earth whose potential existence haunted the European imagination long before the birth of Rousseau manifested itself in its pristine form in the social life of the chimpanzee. It was man, separate from all the animals, who would kill conspecifics, who was insanely aggressive because of the rapid and unpredictable growth of his cortex; because of the pathological effect of his culture; because of his capacity for language (and ideology) and tool-use. But then in the depths of the Combe National Park in Tanzania Figan, Humphrey and their "Kasekala" compatriots moved out of their habitual territory and attacked and mortally wounded Godi, a member of the "Kahama" group. Initially perceived as an aberration, this pattern of behavior soon came to appear common, if not defining. Less than two months after the attack on Godi, De was dispatched, in the same manner then, a year later, Goliath and so on, until all seven of the adult Kahama males (and some of the females) were killed.


      From http://www.psych.utoronto.ca/~peterson/primate/chi mps.htm

      So, no, humans aren't even exceptional in the capacity for murder.
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    9. Re:A Species lasts ... by Tingler · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... did you ever collect red ants and dump them on a black-ant-hill?

      Uh, no. But I don't think lions would do that either.

    10. Re:A Species lasts ... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      1)We are the only species that would kill another member of our own species through hatred
      Species dies off all the time. What does 'hatred' have to do with survival?
      2)We are the only species that has ever had the ability to completely destroy our entire habitional environment many times over
      So you think the Earth would look exactly the same if life hadn't appeared on it?
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    11. Re:A Species lasts ... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      I never saw a lion go and kill all of the antelopes. It would starve.
      Weird, you've clearly heard of evolution, you point out that if a lion killed all of the antelopes it would starve, and yet you don't put 2 and 2 together. It's very sad. People like you learn to throw around words like 'evolution' but never actually get to the point where you can think about these things.
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    12. Re:A Species lasts ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disturbingly it's probably the ability to consciously commit genocide over a difference of opinion (for example religon) that marks us as human, as opposed to killing for evolutionary survival reasons i.e. territory, survival of young, food.

      I never saw a lion go and kill all of the antelopes. It would starve.


      Yeah, but when was the last time you saw Christians eating Muslims and vice-versa? Not exactly the same analogy.

    13. Re:A Species lasts ... by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      The fact that we have tendency to kill other members of our own species through hatred is a major cause for wars and national conflicts (WWII is a good example).
      Well yes. I think one of the "W"s stands for "War", which is a bit of a giveaway.
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    14. Re:A Species lasts ... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Animals can, and do in fact "hate" and "kill another member of [their] own species through hatred"
      Not with nuclear arms they don't. You can't hug your children with nuclear arms!

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  18. Re:And what's the problem? by jolyonr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please stop giving +1 Insightfuls to people who either a) haven't read the article or b) haven't undestood it. The moon could be reclassified as a planet EVEN IF IT STILL ORBITS THE EARTH. It depends on whether the center of gravity of the pair is inside the earth or not.

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  19. Re:And what's the problem? by Beolach · · Score: 1

    If the center of gravity of the pair is outside the Earth, then it's not orbiting the Earth, any more than the Earth is orbiting it.

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  20. Science not history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to have scientifically accurate definitions, we can't just bend to history. Otherwise most of the world would still be using the unwieldy imperial system instead of the easy and elegant SI system of units.

  21. Fatal Flaw in IAU Definition by SirBruce · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem is they're saying if a "moon" is orbiting a barycenter that's not inside another planet, then it's not orbiting that planet and becomes a planet itself. For this reason, they argue Charon is a planet, rather than a moon.

    The problem is that barycenter of Jupiter's orbit around the Sun is also outside the Sun. Therefore, by the same logic, Jupiter wouldn't be a planet.

    Bruce

    1. Re:Fatal Flaw in IAU Definition by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      Well, then Jupiter's the Sun's companion star, albeit a brown dwarf star. Arthur C. Clarke would be proud.

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    2. Re:Fatal Flaw in IAU Definition by syntaxglitch · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, Jupiter clearly isn't a star, so it ends up being called a planet by default. However, people have argued that Jupiter should be classified as a "failed" star and, thus, the solar system as a double star system... it's not an unreasonable idea.

    3. Re:Fatal Flaw in IAU Definition by kalidasa · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's not how the definition works - if a coorbital body has the barycenter of its minor orbit with its companion body outside either body, it's a planet. If it is too small to ignite fusion and orbits a star, it's a planet, regardless of whether the barycenter of the planet-star system is inside the surface of the star.

  22. Pure Sillyness by JPFitting · · Score: 1

    I think that if they move to the new "easy" definition that they need to make it more specific. For example: "Those bodies affected by the Sun's gravitational pull in such a way they form a circular type orbit around it shall be called planets. Those bodies affected by an individual planet's gravitational pull shall be called moons." Their defintion is simply too generic.

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    1. Re:Pure Sillyness by vertinox · · Score: 1

      "Those bodies affected by the Sun's gravitational pull in such a way they form a circular type orbit around it shall be called planets. Those bodies affected by an individual planet's gravitational pull shall be called moons."

      If we did that then Saturn would technically have thousands of moons and we'd have hundreds of planets because some asteroids are larger than some of the smaller moons.

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    2. Re:Pure Sillyness by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Those bodies affected by an individual planet's gravitational pull shall be called moons.

      How do you define "affected", given that gravity has infinite range?

      The other problem is that your definition includes a reference to "planet". So for example, defining a pair of objects orbiting around each other would be hard. They can't both be planets or moons (since they affect each other), instead one must be a planet and one a moon - but which is which?

  23. What would its name be by MECC · · Score: 1

    So, if the moon were reclassified as a planet, what would its name be?

    Ceti Alpha 6?

    Maybe it should get a real name anyway, instead of just a descriptive. Praxis I'm thinking, or Zoidberg maybe.

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    1. Re:What would its name be by Flibz · · Score: 2, Funny

      I reckon Eric.

      Or Lord Erstwhile HengleBinker III.

      Or Uranus. So people can shout "Look, I can see your...." Oh wait. Somebody did that already...

    2. Re:What would its name be by kalirion · · Score: 1

      How about Luna?

    3. Re:What would its name be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      la lunra. If you're going to simply use the word "moon" from another language, why pick Spanish? You might as well use something more logical.

    4. Re:What would its name be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It already IS called "luna" by those who speak Russian and some other languages. Changing the word "moon" to "Luna" would only have meaning in English speaking countries. But that's all that counts, since everybody who's anybody already speaks English, right?

    5. Re:What would its name be by Ant+P. · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or maybe he was using, I dunno, Latin?

    6. Re:What would its name be by Flibz · · Score: 1

      Si

    7. Re:What would its name be by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      If what?

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    8. Re:What would its name be by kalirion · · Score: 1

      In English the word "moon" can be referred to any satellite around any planet, as in "the moons of Saturn." In "Russian and some other languages" is the word "Luna" usually used when talking of other planet's moons? Because if it's just the name of Earth's moon, that's exactly what we're looking for here.

    9. Re:What would its name be by Flibz · · Score: 1

      If I could actually speak a language other than Enlish I may have been able to pull that gag off...

    10. Re:What would its name be by yiantsbro · · Score: 1

      Si what? The moon? Yes, I can see it.

    11. Re:What would its name be by TheKnightWhoSaysNi · · Score: 1

      In Spanish, the Earth's moon is just called "la luna" (the moon). Jupiter's moons are "las lunas de Júpiter". So it's the same as in English.

    12. Re:What would its name be by Admiral+Justin · · Score: 1

      Most people, when they don't want to call it "the moon" call it Luna. It makes sense, too... add an R and you've got our terms for it. Lunar Cycle, etc.

      Same type of deal with the sun. Sol. Solar Flares.

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    13. Re:What would its name be by chuckT · · Score: 1
      So call it Selene, after the moon goddess.

      We'll all be a couple of billion years dead, but hey, at least the new planet will have a name.

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    14. Re:What would its name be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't worry. In 2620 the name of Uranus will be changed to get rid of "That Stupid Joke" once and for all.

    15. Re:What would its name be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So, if the moon were reclassified as a planet, what would its name be?

      It's name would be Peter. I'm sure of it.
    16. Re:What would its name be by iced_773 · · Score: 1

      After all, Nix is Latin for "snow".

    17. Re:What would its name be by nocomment · · Score: 1
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    18. Re:What would its name be by Randolpho · · Score: 2, Funny


      THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!!!
      </Obligatory-Quote>

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    19. Re:What would its name be by Krupuk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I know. Changed to Urectum.

    20. Re:What would its name be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phoebe?

    21. Re:What would its name be by Millenniumman · · Score: 2, Funny

      If Apple conquers it, it will be called iMoon. If Microsoft conquers it, it will be called Microsoft Genuine Satellite. If GNU conquers it, it will be called MOON (MOON Orbiting Our plaNet). If KDE conquers it, it will be called KMoon.

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    22. Re:What would its name be by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      For some reason, it seems to me that many people have changed their pronounciation of Uranus to Urinus, perhaps to try to deflect attention from the obvious pun. To me, that just draws more attention since I just wonder why aren't they pronouncing it like most people. Unfortunately, it also creates an only slightly less obvious pun of its own.

  24. sea levels by dangil · · Score: 1

    that's why the sea levels won't rise ... the farther away the moon is, the lower the seas ... and this should compensate for the ice melting.. although I always wonder what's the big deal, since icebergs are 90% submerged anyway, and ice takes more space than water (cause of the air bubbles)

    1. Re:sea levels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The further the moon is from earth the less the tides are, but the sea level will still melt.

    2. Re:sea levels by phozz+bare · · Score: 1
      ice takes more space than water (cause of the air bubbles)

      Nope.

    3. Re:sea levels by Don_dumb · · Score: 4, Informative
      the farther away the moon is, the lower the seas
      Are you sure?
      It was my understanding that the moon affects the level of the tides, not the mean sea level, which is far more a product of the Earths gravity and dependant sea water pressure/density.

      and this should compensate for the ice melting.. although I always wonder what's the big deal, since icebergs are 90% submerged anyway, and ice takes more space than water (cause of the air bubbles)
      Yes all those scientists must have missed that one, eh?, I am glad there are informed people like you in world to set them straight.
      You are assuming that all the ice is in the seas, which it is NOT. A large amount sits on land in the form of Ice Shelves, there is enough to cover an entire contient (Antarctica) as well as most of Greenland and Canada, not to mention all the ice in Glaciers. As all this melts (and there is enough in Antarctia to contain 90% of the worlds fresh water) it wil flow into the sea and the sea level will rise, that is 'the big deal'.

      But don't worry I am sure Mr President will give you a big pay rise for that wonderfully dismissive comment on the effects of climate change.
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    4. Re:sea levels by Don853 · · Score: 1

      Is this a joke I didn't get? Tides don't change the total amount of water in the ocean, which is what affects the average sea level. They just move it around. Melting iceburgs won't have any affect on the sea level one way or another, because the melt water they produce will occupy exactly the space they are currently displacing. Melting continental ice will have an affect on sea levels. And the moon is moving away (napkin arithmetic based on numbers I might not remember right :) something like .00000001% of its orbital distance per year, so it'll take a little while before we notice much of an affect on the tides.

    5. Re:sea levels by lxs · · Score: 2, Funny
      But don't worry I am sure Mr President will give you a big pay rise for that wonderfully dismissive comment on the effects of climate change.


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    6. Re:sea levels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The poster stated that water takes up less space than ice, your link states that ice is less dense than water. These are the same thing.

      In a less dense form, a substance will take up more space. Your link does not refute the statement that water takes up less space than ice, it actually supports the statement.

    7. Re:sea levels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow Im glad you make yourselves sound like complete jackasses to someones thought on something even tho it was incorrect! Did you get picked on alot in school? Trying to act all big and bad now over the internet? Jeez! Its people like you that make it hard to educate people or at least honestly correct someone.

    8. Re:sea levels by kimvette · · Score: 1
      at least:

      1. He's not hiding behind the AC feature while making his witty remark

      2. I'd bet that lxs can spell "though"

      3. I'd bet that lxs knows that "a lot" is two words, not one word spelled "alot"

      4. . . . and lxs probably alsio knows that "I'm" is a contraction, and "Im" is an idiotic abbreviation for "I am"

      5. "Its" is possessive. "It's" is a contraction for "it is"

      Its people like you that make it hard to educate people or at least honestly correct someone.


      Gee, who here is suffering the ill effects? Why yes folks, it is the AC behind post #15935228

      However let's consider the larger picture, shall we? Why not look at such a post at a witty smartass remark intended to invoke chuckling, rather than assuming evil of the person and that it is a personal attack? If a post could be taken either way, assume the person was merely being a smartass and not a stuck-up jerk.
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    9. Re:sea levels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not assume the other? The post he made was obviously not made in jest. And who cares about the posters grammar spelling or whatever lack of punctuation and spelling while sometimes makes things difficult to raed doesnt make it so bad taht yuo cant understnad the meaning of what they are saying. Of course you know this or you wouldnt resort to an attack on grammar and spelling to refute the posters point or god forbid oh no he posted AC like I am. I personally just dont feeling like remebering my password to login.

      Maybe the poster isnt a native english speaker? But why not just assume that instead of the fact that he is one and is an idiot for lack of grammar and spelling!

    10. Re:sea levels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A large amount sits on land in the form of Ice Shelves, there is enough to cover an entire contient (Antarctica) as well as most of Greenland and Canada


      Hey! Look at a map! Canada is not mostly covered with ice! At least not in the summer. Now excuse me while I leave my igloo and go feed my sled dogs.
    11. Re:sea levels by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      the mean sea level, which is far more a product of the Earths gravity and dependant sea water pressure/density.

      Actually it's a function of how much water is there on the Earth and how deep are the ocean beds. Water is essentially incompressible so density won't change. You could replace Earth with a plaster-of-Paris cast of its surface, and you'd have the same sea level.

      (Except for two minor things. First, you'd need enough gravity to hold the water there, but past that point gravity essentially doesn't matter. Second, you'd need enough gravity to hold a sufficient atmosphere, otherwise the vapor pressure of water would cause some bad effects, but again, once you have enough gravity, you're fine.)

  25. New Definition Idea by Hitman_Frost · · Score: 1

    I propose we move to a system of defining planets where if it's on the list labelled "Official Planets List by Old Astronomers Who've Served Their Time", then it's a planet, and then dissenters can simply be dealt with by using the standard answer of "It's not on the list - so it's not a planet". :-)

    1. Re:New Definition Idea by Flibz · · Score: 1

      I think that's mostly how science works already...

    2. Re:New Definition Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a good idea to me. This new definition is clearly just a demonstration of what happens when you let a committee try to do anything.

  26. Taking the long view? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    People are already arguing over things that may happen in a few billion years? I don't even buy green bananas!

  27. Earth's rotational inertia is limited by vincecate · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The energy to lift the Moon's orbit comes from the rotational energy of the Earth, which is limited. As the Moon gets higher the Earth rotates slower. There may not be enough energy to lift the Moon high enough to qualifty.

    1. Re:Earth's rotational inertia is limited by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      There may not be enough energy to lift the Moon high enough to qualifty.

      Good point. You must be the Vincent Cate I remember from s.s.[hp]

      If Ceres is reclassified as a planet I wonder if this would make it more attractive for a manned mission. An astronaut could be the next Armstrong (first to walk on another planet orbiting the sun) for much less than the cost of landing on Mars.

      That is assuming that the Moon doesn't get reclassified. If that happens Neil, Buzz and Mike have a party.

    2. Re:Earth's rotational inertia is limited by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      The energy to lift the Moon's orbit comes from the rotational energy of the Earth, which is limited. As the Moon gets higher the Earth rotates slower. There may not be enough energy to lift the Moon high enough to qualifty.


      This is a very grave problem indeed. I propose that we attach giant rocket thrusters to the Moon so we can help it reach planet status before this energy runs out!
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    3. Re:Earth's rotational inertia is limited by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The energy to lift the Moon's orbit comes from the rotational energy of the Earth, which is limited. As the Moon gets higher the Earth rotates slower. There may not be enough energy to lift the Moon high enough to qualifty.

      I've read somewhere that in billions of years the Earth and Moon may become tidally locked such that the Earth's rotation period is the same as the moon's orbital period. When this happens the moon might then start to drift ever closer to the Earth, eventually smashing into it. However, nobody will care by then because Earth will be in pitch dark.

    4. Re:Earth's rotational inertia is limited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I understand, the Moon would break up before it collided with the Earth (and giving us a nice ring).

    5. Re:Earth's rotational inertia is limited by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      would break up before it collided with the Earth (and giving us a nice ring).

      We and Sunshine will be long-gone by then.

      And what happens to rings over eons.....

  28. Seven years ago, to be exact by Megane · · Score: 3, Funny

    Remember when that radioactive waste dump on the moon blew up and sent big chunks of it all over the place? Yeah, that was some kind of fireworks. Good thing it was on our side of the planet when it happened or we'd have missed all the fun.

    Too bad about that moon base that was on one of the smaller chunks. That thing really hauled ass. Oh well, so it goes.

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  29. Re:Oh, piss off, coward. by syntaxglitch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To be fair, it was a reasonable interpretation of your post to think you were saying "it won't be a moon because it will escape and go FLYING INTO SPACE!!1" instead of the intended point "if it no longer fits a definition, it isn't what's defined. This is news?". 'course, the AC was more than a bit condescending about it.

  30. Huh? What!? Oh, a few BILLION years. Well... by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    At first I thought TFA said a few million years and I started getting worried, then I reread it and now I'm ok. Whew, that was a close one!

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  31. You have to wonder.. by NekoXP · · Score: 1


    If the astronomers who thought of the new classification system really give a shit about reclassifying something that will happen in a FEW BILLION YEARS.

    If we are even still on Earth in the year 3,000,000,2006 - that is.

    1. Re:You have to wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before that time, we'll also have lot's of y2k-equivalents to struggle through.

  32. I Am Not An Astrophysicist by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    Surely the reason why the Moon is considered a satellite of the Earth, rather than the Earth and Moon being considered a binary system, is because the centre of mass of the combined system is within the volume of one of the bodies {in this case, the Earth}? If the C. of M. was somewhere in the space between the two bodies, then they would constitute a binary system. Since the Earth weighs about 82 times as much as the moon, and the radius of the Earth is about 6.4 megametres, for the C. of M. to be just at the Earth's surface would require the Moon to be 82 * 6.4 = 524.8 megametres away from the Earth. {It's currently about 385Mm}. Further away would definitely make us a binary system.

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    1. Re:I Am Not An Astrophysicist by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      because the centre of mass of the combined system is within the volume of one of the bodies

      An alternative view is that most of the gravitational force acting on the moon comes from the sun, while most of the gravitational force acting on Charon comes from Pluto.

      In the case of Earth-Luna they can be thought of as two planets which happen to share an orbit around their primary. Its a bit like two of the moons of Saturn which almost have the same orbit. When they come close enough they do a 180 degree turn around each other and exchange orbits.

  33. Re:Semantics by decipher_saint · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The problem here is our definition of "Planet" is fairly ambigious to start with. Just as "baby" can mean a tiny human between 0 and 2 years old or your girlfriend.

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  34. I was thinking about that. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    It's kind of a race, isn't it? Eventually, the Earth will become tide-locked to the Moon and the orbit will stop changing. I wonder which will happen first?

    1. Re:I was thinking about that. by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      It's kind of a race, isn't it? Eventually, the Earth will become tide-locked to the Moon and the orbit will stop changing. I wonder which will happen first?


      The real question is whether either will happen before the sun goes into the red giant phase and renders the whole question moot.

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  35. Well, no. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Because the IAU's definition is only talking about secondary bodies, not solar orbits.

  36. Some would say the Earth is our moon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...but that would belittle the name of our moon, which is the Moon.

    1. Re:Some would say the Earth is our moon... by wylderide · · Score: 1

      M-O-O-N spells Moon

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  37. You'll have to wait a few billion years for that. by Minwee · · Score: 1
    "You gotta wonder if the astronomers who dreamed this definition up had thought of that."

    You gotta wonder if the person who submitted article had even read it.

  38. Yes. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    That's exactly the model we're working with.

    The problem here is that people want things to be neat and tidy and to be able to say "planet are not moons and asteroids are not planets and Pluto is a planet because it just is!"

    This is the same thing that happens every time a biologist mentions that "species" is a vague and arbitrary term.

  39. Earth won't still be rotating by then by codemaster2b · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A few billion years? Why should they care?

    It was projected that in a matter of millions of years, the moon will cause the earth to stop rotating altogether. Without rotation, do you seriously think we will inhabit this planet?

    For that matter, in a matter of millions of years, we should have developed a technology for making the earth rotate as fast as we wish, and moving the moon back where we want it to be. All it requires is enough rocket-power by even today's standards.

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    1. Re:Earth won't still be rotating by then by mok000 · · Score: 1

      In a couple of billion years, the sun will have become a red giant, and the orbit of the earth will be below it's surface. So whether the moon is a planet or not will be a more-or-less irrelevant question...

    2. Re:Earth won't still be rotating by then by bigpat · · Score: 1

      It was projected that in a matter of millions of years, the moon will cause the earth to stop rotating altogether. Without rotation, do you seriously think we will inhabit this planet?

      For that matter, in a matter of millions of years, we should have developed a technology for making the earth rotate as fast as we wish, and moving the moon back where we want it to be. All it requires is enough rocket-power by even today's standards.


      Your arguments truly illustrate the near futility of meaningfully extrapolating out that far ahead in time.

    3. Re:Earth won't still be rotating by then by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Stop rotating relative to what? If you're saying what I think you're saying, you mean the Earth would be tidal-locked so the same side always faces the Moon in the same way that the same side of the Moon always faces the Earth. In that case (and I'm pretty sure that would take several hundreds of millions of years), we would still have a Sun which rises and sets like normal every 672 hours (28 "days"). I think we - by which I mean life on Earth - could easily adapt to handle that over the course of a few megayears.

    4. Re:Earth won't still be rotating by then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All it requires is enough rocket-power by even today's standards.

      Or lot of hamsters. You make no sense.

    5. Re:Earth won't still be rotating by then by HarvardAce · · Score: 1
      we would still have a Sun which rises and sets like normal every 672 hours (28 "days").

      672 hour days? There will finally be enough time in a day to do everything I want it to do. Also, just to be pedantic, it will be longer than 28 days by the time the moon makes it out that far the time it would take the system to finish one cycle would be appreciably longer.

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    6. Re:Earth won't still be rotating by then by codemaster2b · · Score: 1

      The act of the moon slowing down the rotation of the earth should not have any effect on the earth's orbit around the sun, unless you are postulating that the rotation of the earth helps maintain its current orbital pattern.

      Angular rotation does indeed affect how a body travels (take spin on a baseball, for instance). But only where the angular rotation can exert a force (on air, for instance). Also, are you accounting for the Einsteinian theory that the earth rotates around the sun because the warped geometry of space due to gravity, much like a ball on giant rubber sheet?

      In summary, I doubt that the spin of the earth has any effect on its orbital path, and even if does, the loss of rotation would shorten the average year, because the earth would move closer to the sun in the absense of this rotation. (The rotational effect, if any, is a force directed normal to the pull of gravity).

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    7. Re:Earth won't still be rotating by then by RobertF · · Score: 1

      Why is there no "-1 Wrong" moderation?

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    8. Re:Earth won't still be rotating by then by HarvardAce · · Score: 1
      The act of the moon slowing down the rotation of the earth should not have any effect on the earth's orbit around the sun, unless you are postulating that the rotation of the earth helps maintain its current orbital pattern.

      I wasn't saying anything about the earth's orbit around the sun. The post I had originally replied to said that the earth would rotate once every 28 days, because it would be tidally locked to the moon. This doesn't mean the earth stops spinning, it just means that one spin takes just as long as it takes for the earth/moon system to complete one revolution around each other. Currently this is approximately 28 days, but as the moon gets further away it would take longer for one cycle to happen.

      None of this is related to the orbit around the sun.

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    9. Re:Earth won't still be rotating by then by codemaster2b · · Score: 1

      Alright, let me spell it out. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. All that is required to alter the orbit of the moon or the spin of the earth is a proper application of force. Launch enough mass off of the earth and it will move. Directly affecting the angular momentum of a planet may not be particularily easy, as force would have to be applied in such a way that the force would cause a rotation, and not just a push.

      As Archimedes (220 B.C.) once said, "Give me a place to stand and a lever long enough and I will move the world". Simple Physics, really. Stick a lever 70 miles long into the earth and stick a rocket on it's end firing perpendicular to the planet. The Earth will move. Its like pushing a merry-go-round.

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  40. Wasn't that Larry Niven's idea? by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    a sublight ship goes to the center of the galaxy and back, and when it returns the Earth has been moved to an orbit around Jupiter? (IIRC, we did it by mounting engines onto Neptune...)

    1. Re:Wasn't that Larry Niven's idea? by MorePower · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the was "A World Out of Time". Loved it!

  41. Re: Hello there Mr. President! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  42. Re:What, exactly, do the slashdot editors do? by klparrot · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Do you people even bother to check the stories and the claims made in the before posting?

    Maybe you should RTFA. The SPACE.com story is talking about in a few billion years, when the barycentre of the Earth-Moon system has moved above the surface of the earth. That would make the Earth and the Moon double planets. In a few billion years. The IAU FAQ you quoted was more concerned about right now.

  43. Who cares? by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Obviously, people care tremendously, which is why we ended up with this half-assed bandaid of a definition - which is an attempt to use a single word to describe three wildly divergent phenomena in a way that makes scientific sense and will pass muster with every pseudoscientist who thinks they have a right to an opinion on the matter.

    The brutal truth is that there are at least three types of bodies that orbit the sun - rocky planets, gas giants, and bodies made up primarily of ices like Pluto and his friends. Lumping them together as a single thing is stupid; excluding bodies like Titan, Ganymeade and Europa from their "club" also makes little sense - but imagine bruhaha that would happen if astronomers simply stopped talking about moons and planets and started talking about rocks, gasballs and iceballs...

    1. Re:Who cares? by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Funny

      yea it would be annoying if astronomers stopped paying attention to space and only talked about balls and gas

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    2. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Lumping them together as a single thing is stupid" ... so taxonomy in biology is stupid? we suddenly can't have a general grouping and then more specific groupings? excellent pseudoscientific thinking on that one.

  44. The Hartmann/Davis/Cameron/Ward theory by MarkusQ · · Score: 1
    But here's the thing. Earth's Moon was born in a catastrophic collision more than 4 billion years ago.
    So is this established fact now? I thought the that was far from proven, and even a quite debated theory. But maybe the impact hypothesis has gained traction in the science community since I heard of this?

    Then you probably haven't heard for twenty years or so. The Hartmann/Davis/Cameron/Ward theory is pretty much the only one that accounts for the known facts (composition, angular momentum, etc.) and has been the standard explanation for decades. It's never been really seriously questioned since it was proposed in the mid 1970's. Are you perhaps thinking of the pseudo-scientific collision-with-Venus nonsense instead?

    See the Planetary Science Institute's writeup for more details, or just Google.

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    1. Re:The Hartmann/Davis/Cameron/Ward theory by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      It's still fascinating the degree of *certainty* placed in this theory. After all, the theory mostly "explains" why the composition of the Earth and Moon are so *different*, not alike.

      For something that's completely untestable experimentally, the faith placed in it is astonishing.

  45. Planetary System rather than Planet/Moon by scruffy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'd prefer to think of the Earth and the Moon as a single planetary system, consisting of two planets (both easily satisfying the big enough/round enough definition). For simplicity and consistency, we can call the system Earth just like old times.

    Ditto for Pluto and Charon.

    1. Re:Planetary System rather than Planet/Moon by mathi · · Score: 1

      I am sorry but I'd prefer to think of it as the earth and her moon. That way it is easier to remember where I am (earth) and what that big thing in the sky is (moon). Also, when you get lost in the woods during the night, it is much easier to find your way by looking at the moon than by looking at the Earth.

    2. Re:Planetary System rather than Planet/Moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful?

      I fail to see a natural criterion that would make Earth-Moon a double planet, but Jupiter not a 5+ tuple planet.

      Yeah I know about the convex orbit of the moon test, but it's rather inelegant because it is relative to a 3rd body (the Sun). On the other hand, the baricenter test gives a consistent answer even if you move the Earth-Moon system elsewhere in the solar system, around another star, or put it alone in deep space.

    3. Re:Planetary System rather than Planet/Moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you spent more time looking at the Earth you wouldn't get lost so often?

    4. Re:Planetary System rather than Planet/Moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sheesh, is it really that hard for you to remember that if you are standing on Gaius the big thing in the sky is Artemis, or that if you are lost in the woods the big orbiting pile of rocks you can't see for the trees is the other planet, the one without the forest canopy? If you are on planet D, than the other one is planet C, how hard is that? Let me put in terms an American can understand, if you're not with us you're against us.

  46. Our biggest problem then ... by wmaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am hopefully looking forward to this "Golden Age" in just a few billions of years, when our biggest problem definitely will be the fact, that the moon would be reclassified as a planet under the new IAU definition. ;-) Greetings, Chris

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  47. Eh. I have a problem with that. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 4, Funny

    Calling Jupiter a "failed star" is like calling me a "failed super model" - I mean, yeah, there's some similarities between me and a super model but it's extremely unlikely anyone would ever mistake me for one.

    IIRC, Jupiter has only about 1% of the mass needed to achieve fusion, so it's a long, long way from being a star. I, on the other hand easily have ten times the mass required to be a super model.

    1. Re:Eh. I have a problem with that. by syntaxglitch · · Score: 1

      Well, yes. I'm not heavily inclined to call Jupiter a "failed star" either, myself, and the mass of public opinion agrees. This is clearly a weighty issue.

      Ahem.

    2. Re:Eh. I have a problem with that. by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't go anywhere without a fire extinguisher.

    3. Re:Eh. I have a problem with that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, the average toothpick has ten times the mass required to be a super model.

    4. Re:Eh. I have a problem with that. by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      IIRC, Jupiter has only about 1% of the mass needed to achieve fusion, so it's a long, long way from being a star. I, on the other hand easily have ten times the mass required to be a super model.

      Brown Dwarf deuterium fusion can start at 15 Jupiter masses... So more like 7%.

      Brown Dwarf

      There's confusion over the grey area between a "star" and a "planet" too... :)

  48. Sun or Earth? by sverdlichenko · · Score: 1

    A gravitation force between Moon and Sun already stronger than between Moon and Earth. Doesn't it mean that Moon orbits Sun?

    1. Re:Sun or Earth? by polymath69 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think Asimov said something like this in one of his thousand books. His argument was that, unique among (known) moons, Luna's orbit is always curved towards the sun, making it more of a coplanet than a proper moon. But I can't remember which book it was, unfortunately.

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    2. Re:Sun or Earth? by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      A gravitation force between Moon and Sun already stronger than between Moon and Earth. Doesn't it mean that Moon orbits Sun?

      I think the idea is that, if you were to plot the Moon's motion around the Sun, you'd get a sort of Spirograph pattern as the Moon orbited the Earth, which was in turn orbiting the Sun. If it orbited in its own right, you'd expect a more or less perfect elipse.

      But don't try the Spirograph thing unless you have a very big piece of paper. And lots of time on your hands.

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    3. Re:Sun or Earth? by DestroyAllZombies · · Score: 1

      You could look at it that way, but the definition would not. Instead of using the gravitational attraction they're using the barycenter ... which you probably knew already. Personally I think the barycenter definition is simple and elegant.

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    4. Re:Sun or Earth? by 2short · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Of Time and Space and Other Things"

      Which was a collection of essays on various interesting science stuff, though I don't know if any of it was published seperately.

    5. Re:Sun or Earth? by 2short · · Score: 2, Informative

      But you would not. Every other moon in the solar system gives you a spirograph like thing. Earths moon produces a uniquely boring patern: more or less an elipse, just a bit wobbly. Other moons curve away from the sun as they circle around the far side of their planet. Our moon always curves toward the sun, just slightly less tightly. If there is a "double planet" in our solar system, it is clearly Earth-Moon, not Pluto-Charon.

    6. Re:Sun or Earth? by 2short · · Score: 1

      What does the barycenter being above or below the surface of the primary have to do with anything? By that rule, you could have two bodies that were absolutely identical in evey way, and one would be a moon and the other a planet, because their primaries were different densities. Being in exactly the same orbit, but a planet or not based on another bodies radius seems pretty arbitrary.

      The only thing it has going for it is is about the only way of specifying what something orbits that doesn't conclude our Moon orbits the Sun and is therefore a planet. Which I imagine is why they went with it. The new planet definition is based on coming up with something purportedly based on the properties of the object in question, but with the restrictions that you can't kick out Pluto or let in the Moon, no matter how much sense either might make.

      Which is a llousy way to make scientific definitions. If Charon is a planet, and not the Moon, it's a stupid definition.

    7. Re:Sun or Earth? by terevos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you guys not read about the barycenter of gravity? Read the AU's definition. http://www.iau2006.org/mirror/www.iau.org/NEWS.55. 0.html

      The Earth-Moon isn't a double planet because the barycenter of gravity is clearly within the earth's surface because the size of the Earth is so much bigger than the Moon.

      However, Pluto and Charon's barycenter of gravity is on the outside of Pluto's surface. That is why Pluto-Charon is a double planet, but not Earth-Moon. It's scientific, not arbitrary.

    8. Re:Sun or Earth? by terevos · · Score: 1
      What does the barycenter being above or below the surface of the primary have to do with anything? By that rule, you could have two bodies that were absolutely identical in evey way, and one would be a moon and the other a planet, because their primaries were different densities.


      The barycenter is to determine what the object is actually orbiting. If it's primarily the Sun, then it's a planet. If it's primarily a planet, then it's a moon. It's pretty simple. It's not about size, it's about what it's orbiting. Otherwise, anything that was spherical because of gravity and orbited the Sun in anyway would be a planet (including a tun of Jupiter's moons).

      The definition wasn't to satisfy anything but science, not to purposefully keep the Moon as being a moon or Pluto to be a planet. I challenge you, come up with a better definition which is scientific and not arbitrary.
    9. Re:Sun or Earth? by 2short · · Score: 1


      I understand about the barycenter of gravity. I still call it arbitrary.

      There are any number of ways to decide whether a particular pair of bodies are a double planet or a planet and moon. Barycenter-of-gravity inside the primary strikes me as a particularly lame one, but it is one of the few that makes our Moon a moon and not a planet if you've already accepted a lame gravitational rounding standard as you first condition of planethood. We (humans) had already *arbitrarily* decided Pluto is a planet and the Moon is not. This definition has been carefully chosen, not because it makes a terrible lot of sense, but because it conforms to those arbitrary decisions.

      A lot of lay-people get cranky if you tell them what they learned in grade school (Pluto is a planet) isn't right. One can only imagine the reaction if we told them the Moon was a planet. The same people have never heard of Charon and Ceres, so they never learned specifically that they weren't planets, so they don't get upset.

      If Ceres is a planet, and the next largest asteroid (whose name I don't remember) is a planet, and the next after that isn't, your definition is arbitrary. If Charon is a planet, your definition sucks.

      Astronomers are making the definition of planet fit what grade school kids were taught. This strikes me as backwards.

    10. Re:Sun or Earth? by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      But you would not. Every other moon in the solar system gives you a spirograph like thing. Earths moon produces a uniquely boring patern: more or less an elipse, just a bit wobbly.

      Right. Which is why we get two tides a day, because it's only the Earth's rotation that makes the Moon appear to orbit us. I've got a feeling I should have known that from somewhere.

      Thanks for the correction.

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    11. Re:Sun or Earth? by 2short · · Score: 1

      "The barycenter is to determine what the object is actually orbiting. If it's primarily the Sun, then it's a planet. If it's primarily a planet, then it's a moon. It's pretty simple. It's not about size, it's about what it's orbiting."

      In my opinion, the Moon is primarily orbiting the Sun. If you were to plot and examine the orbital path of our Moon, I think you would agree. Comparitively, every other moon in the solar system does tight, fast loop-de-loops while it's planet circles the sun. Our moon just sort of wobbles in and out slightly as it orbits the sun along with us. If I were to judge what a particular body primarily orbits, I would look at the gravitational atraction between it and other bodies, or perhaps at which bodies its orbital track was concave toward. The radius of the bodies would not be a factor.

        This disagrees with the Barycenter-inside-the-other-body standard, which does depend on the larger bodies radius. If the Earth was denser; if it had the same mass, but a smaller radius, the Barycenter standard would call the moon a planet and not a moon. The barycenter standard would say it orbits something different, even though it's orbital path would be identical. Therefore, that standard is stupid.

      "The definition wasn't to satisfy anything but science, not to purposefully keep the Moon as being a moon or Pluto to be a planet."

      Of course it was. "Planet" hasn't had a specific definition, but it has certainly had a vauge one, and the point was to come up with a specific one that mostly matched everybodies pre-existing ideas of what the word meant. Science doesn't need the word; it already divides stuff orbiting the sun into a bunch of more detailed categories based on their properties: rocky planets, gas giants, rocky moons, icy moons, asteroids, comets, Kuipier belt objects, Oort cloud objects, etc.

      The problem with "Planet" is it originally meant "thing you can see that looks like a star, but wanders about in relation to the other stars", and we thought there were 5 of them (Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Venus, and Venus). That was fine, but with the advancement of knowledge, invention of telescopes, etc. we figured out more about them and that there were other things like them, so the definition drifted.

      Anyway, today we have a couple generations who grew up learning a list of nine objects as "The Planets". But it turns out, these are: All the rocky planets, all the gas giants, one of the many kuipier belt objects, and none of the many asteroids, oort cloud objects, comets, rocky moons, icy moons, etc.

      "I challenge you, come up with a better definition which is scientific and not arbitrary."

      A rocky planet or a gas giant. Sorry Pluto. There are several logical groups of similar objects in our solar system (listed above). Two of those groupings contain only 4 members a peice, while the others contain dozens to trillions. Those two groupings contain all the 5 (really 4) original see-it-with-the-naked-eye "planets", and 8 of the 9 list-from-grade-schools-this-century "planets". The gas giants have a lot in common with each other. The rocky planets have a lot in common with each other. The other "planets" of this new definition have squat in common with each other compared to what they have in common with very similar objects that don't quite make the cut.

      There are perfectly good, logical groupings of objects in our solar system. We ought to use them if we want a specific defiinition of "planet". You can come pretty close to the current list if you drop Pluto. If you insist on not droping Pluto, you need a contorted, not ver useful definition, that inclues a whole bunch more stuff while excluding not-very-different stuff. We now have such a definition, so I conclude the motivation was to come up with something that didn't re-categorize anything lay-people had heard of (like Pluto or the Moon).

      I find this lame, but not unexpected.

    12. Re:Sun or Earth? by arbarbonif · · Score: 1

      Aren't ALL definitions arbitrary? The universe is not discrete, everything blends from one to the other. Any distinction between things is an arbitrary drawing of a line between what makes something apple-y and what is more orange-y...

    13. Re:Sun or Earth? by 2short · · Score: 1

      All definitions are somewhat arbitrary, and things do blend together. But not smoothly. There are jumps and bumps, and so there are better and worse places to draw lines, so some definitions are more arbitrary than others. "The gas giants" describes a group that have a whole slew of stuff in common with each other that nothing else has in common with them. There is nothing that is almost a gas giant. Ditto for "The rocky planets". Ditto for "The asteroid belt", "the Kuipier(sp?) belt", "the comets", "the oort cloud" etc. For that matter, the original definition of "Planet" included 5 things that were a lot like each other but not like anything else: small lights in the sky that moved in relation to the background stars. Things got a bit more complicated as we discovered that those five things were really 4 things in 2 groups that weren't like each other, and that one of those groups contained 2 more things we couldn't see before, and the other contained one we couldn't see before, as well as the Earth itself. But still, "Planet" describing the 8 things that were in either of those two groups wasn't so bad.
      But then someone found Pluto, and called it a planet without knowing much about it. By now we've figured out that Pluto is not much like either of the two groups, and actually part of a really big group that has a lot in common with each other and not much in common with the planets. It blends, quite smoothly, from Pluto and Xena down to tiny chunks of stuff way out there that no one would consider a planet.

      It is not clear how one should define "planet". But I argue while it is not obvious *how* to draw the line, it is obvious *where* to draw the line. And the IAU definition is wrong on both counts.

    14. Re:Sun or Earth? by 2short · · Score: 1

      Well, of course, it's a matter of how you look at it. The Moon certainly does orbit the earth once a month; while orbiting the sun once a year. But which one does it "primarily" orbit? This is not an easy question.

      If you take a look at the various moons in the solar system, and calculate how hard gravity from the sun pulls on them relative to how hard gravity from their planet pulls on them, you find it is typical for the sun to pull on a moon maybe one quarter as hard as the planet. In some extreme cases, the sun pulls on the moon close to equally as hard as the planet, but the sun almost never pulls harder, with one notable excteption: The sun pulls on our Moon more than 180 times harder than the Earth does! Our Moon is exceptionally far away from earth, and exceptionally large compared to earth. So in my opinion, it is considerably more worthy of being called a planet than Plutos moon Charon.

  49. Which is fundamentally what this is about, right? by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 2, Informative

    Semantics, I mean. The IAU is attempting to maintain a logically consistent definition for a technical term of art which, unfortunately has an overlapping but divergent meaning in the public's mind.

    This can happen a lot with scientific terms; psychiatric terms come to mind - "manic" and "psychotic" have technical definitions that are only vaguely related to what the public thinks those words mean...

  50. By that time... by outz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We'll be a Type III Civilization and we will be able to push the moon back into orbit.

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  51. Both a planet and a moon by mrogers · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why can't something be both a planet and a moon? As far as I understand it, the new IAU definition of a planet is something that's in orbit around a star, is not a star, and is large enough for gravity to make it roughly spherical. A moon is something that's in orbit around a planet. So you could argue that our Moon is already a planet (it's in orbit around the Sun as well as the Earth). The same would apply to many other large moons in the solar system.

  52. That would be a sane definition. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, the "There are nine planets, dammit, nine!" crowd would have collective aneurysms if we started classifying the Galilean moons as planets.

    Even with this definition, there are estimates that we will end up with over 50 planets - the vast majority even further out than Xena.

  53. Binary Planets by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    OF COURSE it would. It would no longer orbit the earth, so it would no longer be a moon.

    Of course, they would be Binary Planets. And you just know Bi-Planet wouldn't go down at all well with some.

    This smacks of an elementary-level understanding, I don't know why it made the front page. If you change the physical properties of a named object, and want to name it something else, who cares?

    Smacks of those, who want do do away with Darwin, eh?

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  54. And "moon" was only the name of our moon by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 2, Funny

    Till Galileo made it a generic term. Pity no one thought to maintain the trademark.

  55. What about our 2nd moon... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    Does Cruithne now get full moon status?

  56. Of course, the moon is a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  57. Woo-hoo! I'll be RICH! by jpellino · · Score: 1

    My 1-acre plot on the moon will then be planetary property - worth MUCH more!

    Now all I have to do is get four little green houses up there...

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  58. my very excellent mother by Fishstick · · Score: 1

    Ok, can't wait to see how Colbert would botch this now.

    would it be "M" or "L" as in "Planet Luna"? would it come before or after Earth?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

    M-V-E-L-M-J-S-U-N-P-C-X ?

    "My Very Excellent Mother Just Sent Us Nine Pizzas" just isn't going to work anymore, is it?

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    1. Re:my very excellent mother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      M-V-E-L-M-J-S-U-N-P-C-X ?

      "My Very Excellent Lunar Mother Just Sent Us Nine Pizza Crusted Xylophones"

      Maybe...?

  59. Re:Ummm. Yeah. by syntaxglitch · · Score: 1

    No, I'm just saying it was probably an honest mistake. Why be hostile, even if he was? An eye for an eye leaves us all blind.

  60. Things that might happen in a billion years... by porkmusket · · Score: 1

    1) Peace could be achieved in the middle east 2) Oil will no longer be our primary fuel 3) The war on terror will be over None of these qualify as news items. Honestly why does this matter at all?

  61. I Heard That . . . by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

    . . . after the Moon becomes a planet, then a few billion years later Earth becomes a moon and actually orbits around the moon. How weird is that? ;)

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  62. Not a bad situation at all by 9x320 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If the moon going further away from the Earth causes the barycenter of Earth to drift outside its surface, then the Earth will be orbiting a point outside itself, with its orbit becoming greater the farther the barycenter drifts, until it peaks at one point. This is similar to Pluto constantly orbiting a point outside itself, as illustrated in this NASA chart hosted by Wikipedia. I think that when a moon begins to have that effect, it should be classified as a planet.

    Currently, the Earth's barycenter is three-fourths of the way to its surface, causing it to sort of wobble, rather than fully orbit an invisible point. This is like an analogy: This is like a Chippendale stripper doing a pelvic thrust, rather than running around in a circle.

    Earth's orbit around the sun currently makes the sun wobble in a barely perceptible fashion. Jupiter's orbit around the sun, however, causes the sun to orbit a point about 7% above its surface. I think that there should be a new class of planets for the purposes of describing a planet that makes a star orbit itself in this manner.

    Clearly, all brown dwarfs orbiting a star would also have a similar or greater effect. The best way to describe it, in my opinion, would be by merely affixing "co-orbital" to describe a planet altering the sun's orbit in this fashion, or a brown dwarf orbiting a star doing this.

    If this causes a planet to be "co-orbital" for only part of its orbit, or a natural satellite to be a planet for part of its orbit, in some eccentric situations, that's fine with me. There's one other issue with the new definition that makes me uncertain, though. EL61 is a "minor planet" that has a very oblong shape caused by its own orbit around the sun. If it were in a slower, closer orbit, its own gravity would almost certainly be enough to warp it into a nearly spherical shape. Should EL61 be considered a planet, despite its problem?

    1. Re:Not a bad situation at all by HoboMaster · · Score: 1

      I've got this mental image of a stripper doing a pelvic thrust and then running around like a squirrel on crack.

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    2. Re:Not a bad situation at all by MythoBeast · · Score: 1

      This is all good conjecture, but there are already less artifical methods of differentiating between stars and planets. That whole "is it big enough to cause nuclear fusion" thing is the dividing line between red dwarfs (the smallest stars) and brown dwarfs (pretenders that don't have enough mass to keep up putting out radiation). Brown dwarfs are technically either planets or free-ranging planetessimals, even if they are 50 Jupiter masses in size.

      This whole planet/moon thing is a largely arbitrary way of differentiating between planets and satelites of those planets. The Pluto/Charon system was a detail that totally pointed out the falacy behind the definition of "this orbiting that", and it's good to have a firm way of differentiating that can survive once we are able to start spotting rocky planets and dual planets in other star systems.

      Personally I think that this entire thread is ludicrous, though, because it basically states that "some time after the earth and its moon have been engulfed in the Sun's expansion into a red giant, our moon might earn its planethood. I think a better question might be "is it still a planet if it's _INSIDE_ a star".

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  63. Popular misconception by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    The problem with global warming is not the melting of ice bergs and ice sheets over the oceans. That is basicly a zero sum game in regards to the ocean level..The problem arrises when the Greenland and Antaritc ice caps melt and then all that 'additional water' ( flows into the oceans causing them to rise several hundred meters. That is the problem.

    1. Re:Popular misconception by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      That is basicly a zero sum game in regards to the ocean level..

      .. to the average ocean level. However, just build your house/city so that it is on dry land when the ocean level is average and see what happens. Bring a life vest, too.

    2. Re:Popular misconception by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      I would have thought that the phrase "That is basicly a zero sum game in regards to the ocean level." would have denoted the rise in sea level relative to the overall average deapth of the ocean would not be that significant, only several meters. Equivelent to very high tides or storm serges. As opposed to the major increase that would occur when the land locked ice caps melt. Any one who builds a house at the average sea level, regardless of climate change, is a fool.

    3. Re:Popular misconception by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Or, make a colossally boneheaded move even most retards wouldn't, like building more than half of a large coastal city below sea level.

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    4. Re:Popular misconception by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      or half a country. Can you say Holland.....

  64. definitions change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really think the definition of a planet will be the same in a couple billion years?

  65. depends on your definition of 'future tense' is. by xx_chris · · Score: 1

    If you ask today, then the moon *is* a moon.
    If you were to ask again in a billion years, then the moon 'will be' a planet.
    Or rather, it might be a planet.

  66. Re:And what's the problem? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    The moon could be reclassified as a planet EVEN IF IT STILL ORBITS THE EARTH. It depends on whether the center of gravity of the pair is inside the earth or not.

    Yes, and? The point still stands. Do we think it wrong that, if the centre of gravity goes from inside the planet, to between the two bodies, such that we now have two bodies orbiting each other, we would no longer consider one of them a moon, but consider the pair as a twin planetary system?

    Is it right that, if we discover systems with these twin (or more) planets, we have to always label only one of them a planet, and the rest as moons?

    This article is basically "This definition is wrong, because if the situation fundamentally changes, we'll have to relabel some objects". Well, duh. If Jupiter suddenly undergoes fusion, we'll have to relabel it a star, but does that mean our definitions of star and planet are broken?

  67. a few BILLION years by ultramrw21 · · Score: 1

    Oh come on, the only thing that will be here after the looming massive nuclear war will be highly evolved cockroachs. Thats assumimg an asteriod the size of north carolina doesnt slam into "our" planet and wipe out all life. Not to mention the possibility that sentient robots will take control of earth and enslave the human race in a virtual world to feed off our electrical impulses. Seriously, we got bigger shit to worry about in the next few billion years than our moon being classified differently.

  68. Satellite by nschubach · · Score: 0

    Why don't we just get used to calling everything that orbits around another entity a satellite and get over this whole "planet/moon/sun" debate. Classifify the satellites by how massive they are and the material makeup? It would make a normalized database much easier to construct :p

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    1. Re:Satellite by RKBA · · Score: 1

      "everything that orbits around another entity"

      Because two or more objects orbit around their common center of mass. One object does not orbit "around another." It's only the fact that the Sun is so massive in comparison to it's other mutually orbiting bodies (planets ;-) that the pertubations of the Sun are so insignificant as to (probably?) be unmeasurable.

    2. Re:Satellite by nschubach · · Score: 0

      Good point...when I wrote that up, I completely forgot about dual star systems and such. Maybe the scale should shift to a relationship based on ratio of mass? You will almost always be able to identify one object as the most dense. This whole debate over what to call Pluto and the moon is rediculous.

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  69. Less talk, More action by bigdavesmith · · Score: 1

    Instead of wasting time debating this, we need to focus our efforts on attaching giant rockets to the surface of the moon to correct the drift, so that our (childrens x 1,000,000) children can enjoy a traditional view of Earth's sky.

  70. Sigh... by owlnation · · Score: 1

    Don't astronomers have anything better to do? Shouldn't you be off astronomizing or astronomating somewhere?

    If we launch all the militant pedantic astronomers into space I, for one, would be delighted to call them all planets.

    1. Re:Sigh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is astronomating where little astronomers come from?

      Would anyone on Slashdot even know?

    2. Re:Sigh... by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Astronomating is for hetero astronomers. Astonomizing is for the non-hetero astronomers.

  71. Do the math... by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Funny

    It will happen in a few million years, not billion. Google the math:
    distance of barycenter from center of Earth: 2,900 miles
    radius of Earth: 3,960 miles
    distance of barycenter from Earth's surface: 1,060 miles
    same, expressed in inches: 67,161,600 inches
    speed of lunar creep away from Earth: 1.6 inches / year
    Time until the barycenter is on the surface: 41,976,000 years.

    That is pretty dang short in the context of astronomy. Or even in the context of geology. I think it would be truly short-sighted (I use that word deliberately) for astronomers to decide that the Earth and Moon are not a binary planet today but will become one next week (in astronomical time).

    The Earth and Moon are a binary planet, have been so for a long time, and will continue to be for quite a while. It would be good if astronomers gave up their traditional notions about this and publicly recognized the truth, because only until then will the geologists and evolutionary biologists begin to take the Moon's influence into account in their own areas.

    1. Re:Do the math... by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1
      Speed of lunar creep away from Earth: 1.6 inches / year
      Are we certain that that is (and will remain) a constant? If gravitational attraction drops to the square of the distance, then won't that rate accelerate as the Moon moves further away? Hmmm, I actually have a calculator handy, too bad I've got a data integration meeting in fifteen minutes...
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    2. Re:Do the math... by AtomicRobotMonster · · Score: 1

      Inches per year? *Inches*?

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    3. Re:Do the math... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Informative

      Consider 2 bodies of equal mass seperated by a distance of X.
      The Centre of mass is right in the centre of the space between them.

      The distance X increases by 1 unit, does the centre of mass also increase by 1 unit?

      Adjust this equation to put it into earth/lunar context and you will understand why scientists don't just "google the math".

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    4. Re:Do the math... by Cecil · · Score: 1

      What exactly does the word "moon" mean to you, if not the smaller planetary bodies in a multi-body graviationally co-orbital system? It's a more specific word for the same thing.

    5. Re:Do the math... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      What exactly does the word "moon" mean to you

      Someone bent over with their pants pulled down?

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    6. Re:Do the math... by jgc7 · · Score: 1

      Close, but you forgot one step, and that is if the moon is moving 1.6 inches a year, then the barycenter is moving at 1.6 * Mass of the Moon / (Mass of the Moon + Mass of the Earth) I think you are low by a factor of 80, so the correct math works out to approximately 3 billion years, consistent with the article.

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    7. Re:Do the math... by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      I withdraw that argument. The barycenter will approach the Earth's surface at a much slower rate than what I had thought in my pre-caffeine, early morning state: the current rate is around 0.02 inches per year. If that remains fairly constant, it will take more than 3 billion years for the barycenter to reach the Earth's surface.

      But that isn't the only argument for regarding the Earth - Moon to be a binary planet, and it was actually one of the weaker ones. It seemed at the time to be the simplest to present within the limitations of a Slashdot comment.

      A more telling argument is that the Moon's influence on the Earth's orbit about its primary is observable and significant. An even more telling argument is that many Earth processes cannot be understood without factoring in the tidal influences of the Moon.

    8. Re:Do the math... by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      RTFSummary: "Earth's moon is drifting away from us more than an inch every year"

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    9. Re:Do the math... by matushorvath · · Score: 1

      You did the math, now you should do the thinking as well. The Moon is a moon. I mean, the other moons are called after the Moon. If there is a definition of moon that makes the Moon not a moon, then we need to change the definition.

  72. Sigh. You're right. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Fair enough.

  73. from a personal communication from a guy at IAU by The+Other+Agent+Coop · · Score: 2, Informative

    "5. The IAU classifies objects based on their current properties. Specialists note that the Moon is receding from the Earth, and in a few billion years, the barycenter will reside in free space, outside the Earth. The IAU, at that time, can then reclassify the Moon as a 'planet.' "

  74. Heh. How does the old joke go? by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    "I'm not saying you're fat - I'm saying I just caught Stephen Hawking trying to measure your event horizon!"

  75. Damn George Bush! by pdpTrojan · · Score: 0, Funny

    If a Democrat was President, this never would happen. Chalk this up to the ineptitude of the Republicans.

  76. Oh for the love of bad reporting... by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    I have heard that it is more in the realm of 40 million years.

    But that is a side issue. For those complaining about this classification process, just ask why we need classification in the first place, mere parlance and the ability for us to interpret and communicate ideas. The definition doesn't fundementally change the idea.

    Some complete adshate was stumbling his site up saying how this classification was 'bad science' and when after 22 paragraphs of 'tearing it apart' and talking about how our moon could become a planet, his suggestion?

    That we do not fucking classify what planets are. He didn't say it in that many words, but that was only because he didn't realise that most arguments are support to have a counterpoint, not just spout bullshit.

    If we do not use orbit and mass (gravitational stability) what the fuck else?

    Why don't we say the four biggest are planets? the smaller are not? We are dwarved by the bigger planets far more than we eclipse the newer 'planets'.

    People are being tetchy and frivilous about this whole thing, and stepping over the issue of classification and what the fuck it means. Science mother fucker, do you speak it? Serioulsy. It is this narrowminded approach to 'scientific' debate that is all to customary and all to accepted.

    Get the facts and the reasoning straight ffs.

    http://vathena.arc.nasa.gov/curric/space/planets/

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  77. no I don't... by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    ...know what an adshate is, but you don't want to be one!!

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  78. Smart People Making Bad Decisions..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 0

    Ok... Here is a simple test to identify what is a planet and what is a moon:

    Does the body in question primarily orbit the Sun, or does it primarily orbit another body?

    THAT is as simple as it should be. It is a simple observation that can be made, and thus, a simple answer. But, these scientists have, somehow, managed to take such a simple idea and make it an extremely complicated analysis. An object either primarily orbits the Sun or it primarily orbits another planet. It is irrelevent where the barycenter is, because the object is still orbiting the planet. It's REALLY not that damn difficult to decide what the body is orbiting. The location of the barycenter is irrelevent. Of ourse, ALL of the objects in the Solar System are orbiting the Sun, but moons are orbiting objects that are orbiting the Sun. What object is orbing another object, and what object is having another object orbit around it? It's really quite that simple. But, alas, people who have spent the majority of their lives studying this have managed to screw it up.....badly.

    This is a prime example of what happens when educated people try to make sure that everybody knows that they are smarter than everybody else in their field of "knowledge". The problem is, they just end up making idiots of themselves in the end.

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  79. Future crisis!! by RubberBaron · · Score: 1

    So, we'd rename it 'The Planet'? How's that going to work? "Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the Planet..." Will no one think of all those lonely women making childrens' greeting cards?

  80. Re:Semantics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or in my case, both.

  81. Imperial vs Metric by permaculture · · Score: 1

    In a few billion years, the USA may even have changed from Imperial to Metric units! :)

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    1. Re:Imperial vs Metric by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      In a few billion years, the USA may even have changed from Imperial to Metric units! :)
      God, I hope not. Base 10 is about 8 too many.

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    2. Re:Imperial vs Metric by lems1 · · Score: 1

      yeah, try counting in binary:

      zero

      one

      one zero

      one one

      one zero zero ...

      Now use that to measure something:

      "this is one zero zero zero one one zero meters long"

      We as humans, have very fragile brains :-P

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  82. Moon a Planet? My *ss! by Ranger · · Score: 1

    I've seen some really, really, really lame stories posted on Slashdot, but this one has to be the most retarded I've seen yet. The moon will be classified as a planet in a few billion years under the new proposed definition. I don't know where to begin to say how utterly stupid and asinine that sounds. Because of the Moon is so large relative to the Earth, some astronomers refer to the Earth-Moon system as a double planet. Charon as a moon is even larger relative to Pluto and so could also be called a double planet.

    There are so many exotic objects in space that run the whole spectrum of sizes from stars to brown dwarfs to planets to moons to asteroids and comets it is sometimes hard to say where does one begin and other end. We should use working definitions for purposes of scholarly debate. And say this is the best description we have to date of what a planet is or is not. And for those objects that fall into a grey area we may have to decide what they are on a case by case basis. To say the Moon will be a planet in a few billion years is about as useful as saying the Earth won't be a planet in a few billion years when the Sun expands and becomes a red giant and vaporizes it. So what? That's not what it is today.

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    1. Re:Moon a Planet? My *ss! by spun · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're probably one of those people who also complains about slashdot stories being old news and out of date. Now slashdot gives you a story a few billion years early and you complain about that, too. Sheesh, some people are never satisfied.

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  83. cheese by uberjoe · · Score: 0

    Well since it's made of such yummy cheese, we'll surely have eaten it all by them.

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  84. and more /.'isms by davidwr · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, the Moon Lands On You

    What? The moon a planet?? Won't someone think of the children???

    Only North Koreans call the moon a planet.

    ok folks I know there's more I just can't remember right now.

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  85. But wait, there's more! by starexplorer2001 · · Score: 1

    Prague is getting pretty crazy here: Pluto likely to become that demoted pluton. Poor, poor Pluto! http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/060818_plane t_newprop.html

  86. Lunacy by Syrrh · · Score: 1

    Oh, NO! This is a disaster, how could they make such a horribly shortsighted definition that will be alter the definition of our moon in only a few billion years?

    Man, the post-human super-terrestial inhabitants of this solar system are gonna be pissed that they have to redefine the name of that uninhabitable incinerated, waterless, solar-flare-battered planet's satellite! I bet they'll be so peeved, they go back and relearn English too, just so they can curse it properly before the orbits of everything in the solar system begin to destabilize.

  87. We need it! by kahrytan · · Score: 1

    If the new definition is adopted, it won't last for long. We will redefine what a planet is and is not when Humans finally explore the sol system and interstellar space for the first time.

    BUT I hope the IAU holds off until the satellites visit Pluto in few years. It's purpose is to study pluto and we can use it to determine if Pluto is actually a planet. And if pluto gets dropped as a planet, We will still have nine planets. Scientist are confident that UB313 is larger then Pluto. So UB313 could become our ninth or tenth planet in the SOL system.

    Anyways, The moon is needed (tides). And even if it did move outside Earth's gravitational pull, It will still be called the Moon or 'Cheese' world. Old habits die hard.

    And those worried about Sol becoming a red giant. By the time that happens, a Human colony is most definitely ensured.

    FYI: To some idiots on /. Mars comes after the Earth. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and UB313.

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  88. It still is kind of arbitrary by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    The earth is not genuinely round. Most everyone who paid attention in their freshmen science class in high school knows that it's bulges about the middle due to centrifugal momentum. Same for Jupiter. If you really want to get specific, there's tons of mountains and cliffs on earth that further screw up the roundness and even the convexness of the surface, but that's just getting silly. Bodies like Demos and Phobos are less round, but gravity must have some effect on their shape. Also, material matters. An icy body like Pluto is thought to be would form into a round shape at a lower mass than a rocky one.

    The new definition definitely has a good element of precision to it, but consider two bodies of the same mass and composition where one is "rounder" than the other, perhaps due to a major impact event or something (I believe one of Saturn's moons is like this). There's no real difference that distinguishes one as a planet and the other as an asteroid, at least not like there is a difference between carbon and nitrogen. It's just going to be a fact of astronomy things are not as discrete as in some other fields. I guess they felt they had to draw a solid line somewhere for the definition, but that line was still arbitrarily drawn and it's not quite solid. Anyway, I'm sure kids for another generation or two will still memorize the 9 historical planets. Then teachers may slowly start making them memorize the 8 major planets (or perhaps Ceres will take Pluto's place in the list) and remember that there are dozens of smaller planets. The definition also, as near as I can tell, still leaves the upper end in question. At what point is a body a star rather than a planet? Supposedly some of the extrasolar planets found are large enough to initiate fusion of deuterium at their cores.

    1. Re:It still is kind of arbitrary by terevos · · Score: 1
      I don't think you understand what the 'round' part of the definition is about.

      From the iau.org site:

      (1) A planet is a celestial body that (a) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape(1), and (b) is in orbit around a star, and is neither a star nor a satellite of a planet.

      and

      This generally applies to objects with mass above 5 x 1020 kg and diameter greater than 800 km.

      So it's not actually the 'roundness' but the amount of mass that the object has.
    2. Re:It still is kind of arbitrary by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      screw up the roundness and even the convexness of the surface

      You did say it was silly, but I still need to comment :)

      The roundness is much less screwed up than that of a tennis ball. What seems to us as high mountains and wild oceans in fact does nothing more than make the earch raspy and moist.

      Earth equatorial radius: 6,378 km
      Mt. Everest: 9 km
      Marianas Trench: -11 km

      20 km / 6381 km = 0.003134305

      Tennisball radius: 3.175 cm
      0.003134305 * 3.175 cm = 0.009 cm

      Earth polar radius: 6,356 km

      6,378 km / 6,356 km = 1.003461296

      3.175 cm * 1.003461296 = 3.185989615 cm
      3.185989615 cm - 3.175 cm = ~ 0.01 cm

      Thickness of atmosphere left as exercise for the reader. The reader is then also encouraged to meditate about the wisdom of blowing crap into the same.

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  89. Basketball is a peaceful planet! by wsanders · · Score: 3, Funny

    There once was an orbiting entity
    Neither planet nor moon in identity
    The IAU bickered /.-ers snickered
    It was too close to Earth; no Pluton, pity.

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  90. Re:And what's the problem? by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    Well, yeah, basically they'd both be orbiting that center of mass somewhere between the Earth and the Moon, which in turn would be orbiting the sun. The center of mass would still be very close to the Earth... From the perspective of someone on Earth, though, it would look like the Moon's orbiting the Earth.

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  91. Other things to update... by DaveM753 · · Score: 1

    People: Reverend Sun Myung Planet
    Cults: Planeties
    Sports: Planetshot
    Classic TV: One of these days, Alice... POW! Straight to the planet!
    Urban Legends: The planet is made of green cheese
    Songs: By the light, of the silvery planet

    Okay, one more and then I'll stop:
    Stuff bored redneck kids do on the highway: Chuck a planet

  92. Is it....Satan? by jmhewitt · · Score: 1

    Is it....Satan?

  93. If only Abbot & Costello were still around... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    "So what planet are you from?"

    "I am from planet Moon."

    "What?"

    "@#)$*(@#($&*(, I told you LAST TIME What's on second!!!! Graaaah!"

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  94. Obligatory Quote by genner · · Score: 1

    Inignot: Hello, Carl, I am Inignot and this is Err.
    Err: I am Err.
    Inignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon.
    Err: You said it right.
    Inignot: Our race is hundred of years beyond yours.
    Err: Man, you hear what he's saying?
    Inignot: Some would say that the Earth is our moon.
    Err: We're the moon.
    Inignot: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.
    Err: Point is: we're at the center, not you.

  95. Republicrats by mark_hill97 · · Score: 1

    Since the Democrats and the Republicans are essentially the same party nowadays. I suggest republicrats.

  96. ALL moons are now planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By this new definition, a planet is a planet, and a moon is a smaller planet orbitally locked to a larger planet.

  97. Having the Earth actually revolve around you! by Ranten_N_Raven · · Score: 1

    As the center of the system moves out of the Earth, there will be a moment in time when it's at just the right height above the surface. If you were to be standing there at that moment, then the Earth would actually be revolving about you!

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    1. Re:Having the Earth actually revolve around you! by wfd57fatman · · Score: 1

      There may come a time when the earth will slow enough to lock with the moon, so a single point on earth faces the moon at all times. If this happens before the gravity center reaches the surface of the earth, then there may come a time after that when you can stand at a spot, the moon directly above you, and the earth would truely revolve around you. Of course I have no idea of the rates everything is moving, such as the distance between earth and moon, or the slowing of earths rotation. But it's something of a ponder!

  98. Our moon isn't a planet by treebeard77 · · Score: 1

    With the double planets Pluto and Charon they are both orbiting around a point that is between the two. However, the point around which earth and it's moon orbit is within the earth, therefore it's a moon, not a planet

  99. In other news... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    If the apple tree in my front yard, over billions of years, grew to 20,000 miles in diameter and somehow launched itself into orbit around the sun, IT TOO WOULD BECOME A PLANET! ... how about we stick to worrying about reality instead of crackpot hypothetical situations?

  100. It's not drifting... by rushiku · · Score: 1

    It's backing away, in preparation for fight or flight has yet to be determined.

  101. no bananas by godzillopiteco · · Score: 1

    No, it's not that. Didn't you hear? They have no bananas! They have no bananas today...[walks off crying]

        -- Homer J. Simpson

  102. Come on People! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not one reference to 'Space 1999'.
    Sheesh.

  103. Our Earth might stop being a planet ... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    ... if, somehow, it gets ejected from the solar system. Not a completely unlikely event.

  104. Don't cry for them by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

    Soon after breaking away from Earth, the inhabitants of the moon base discovered a new form of space drive, powered by pompous acting, cheesy special effects and script continuity errors. They now roam the galaxy at will!

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  105. For me the change is the other way by zetetikos · · Score: 1

    When I was in school 30 years ago, I was taught that the Earth and Moon were binary planets. This must have been fairly accepted since it came up more than once in both Elementary and High School. So for me this new definition changes the "Moon" from planet to moon, at least for a while. I can't remember the details of the definition applied, but it was something like the center of rotation being outside the core of the of Earth.

  106. Oh you mean Luna by jzuska · · Score: 1

    Oh you mean Luna, casue "The Moon" isnt the only one, ya know.

    1. Re:Oh you mean Luna by Shadyman · · Score: 1

      Except that "Luna" comes from "luna", or moon.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/luna

  107. What happens to menstruation? by Warlock7 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Will women stop having their periods?

    1. Re:What happens to menstruation? by wfd57fatman · · Score: 1

      Curious question! I wonder if there will even be sex by then. Our far-futured offspring may no longer need sex. Nanocells would take over for living flesh, and use common elements to reproduce from. Little atomic micro machines instead of flesh. Maybe sucking on batteries will provide a thrill. Who knows? Oh it's that time of the month, I'm leaking hydrocarbons again! Also I'm sure the moon cycles are really going to matter when the sun has swelled up and made earth into a crispy little crust! Talk about hot flashes! Good question though! ;-)

    2. Re:What happens to menstruation? by Warlock7 · · Score: 1

      Why is this a troll?!?!?!!?

      Tides and menstrual cycles are run by the relation to the orbit of the moon around the Earth. So, this is a completely valid question. I'd love to know why this is considered a troll.

  108. never escapes without help by dltaylor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Moon cannot escape the Earth's gravitational field (unless there is a very large external perturbation). As the Moon slows it will orbit increasingly farther out, UNTIL it is traveling too slowly to maintain any orbit, at which point it will spiral in until broken up by tidal forces. Earth will get rings (and more than a few major impacts). If the Moon were traveling at escape velocity, it would already have departed. Since it isn't, it can't (on its own).

    There may be a bit of a race condition between the Moon's orbital mechanics and the Sun's progression along the "Main Sequence", which will put it into a "red giant" phase where the extended "surface" may be near, or beyond, Earth's orbit. At that point, both parts of our Earth-Moon system will experience significant drag and spiral into the Sun's core.

  109. It's a boneheaded definition by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    It's a boneheaded definition, unnecessarilly complicated.

    A stellar object: any object of sufficient mass (Z) to become a star, or the remains of such an object (e.g. black dwarf, black hole)
    A brown dwarf is an object of mass greater than Y, but less than Z
    A planet is a non-stellar object of at least mass X but less than Y, which may or may not be orbiting a stellar object or brown dwarf (it can be floating free in space, beholden to no star).
    A moon is an object orbiting a non-stellar object of larger mass.
    A planetoid is an object greater than mass W but less than X
    An asteroid is an object with mass less than W but greater than V.
    A dust mote is an object with mass less than V
    (add more definitoins as desired. Stones, rocks, pebbles anyone?).

    Obviously a planet can also be a moon if it is orbiting another planet of larger mass. Feel free to define a lower bound for the definition of a moon, to exclude ring particle material, small artificial satellites, etc. But really, this approach is very straightforward and holds up regardless of prevailing theory, and doesn't involve any boneheaded definitions that result in the Earth having a moon but Pluto having only a "companion planet so diminutive as to only be called a planet by pedantic astromers working from boneheaded defintions in a desperate attempt to keep pluto on the list of planets".

    Definitions of planets involving barycenters, theories of formation, and orbital characteristics are IMHO flawed. Mass should be the definiting factor, with death matches between astronomers of dissenting camps to be fought to determine exact values of V, W, X, and Y. Z should be obvious based on phsycial requirements to sustain a stellar fusion reaction.

    This took me five minutes of typing. Why are these geniuses having such a difficult time of it?

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  110. So, how long did it take to GET there? by AF+Webster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Moving away at its current speed, it would have taken 10bn years to move from the Roche limit to its current position. (In rough figures: 4*(10^8)m / (0.04m/year) = 10^10years)

    But the moon is drifting away due to tidal effects. So it would have been drifting faster in the past. Taking that into account, the MAXIMUM possible time the Moon could have been orbiting earth is less than 1.5bn years.

    So how come many scientists think the Earth-Moon system is 4.5bn years old? Maybe they just haven't done the math.

    1. Re:So, how long did it take to GET there? by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      So how come many scientists think the Earth-Moon system is 4.5bn years old? Maybe they just haven't done the math.

      Or maybe they're just way smarter than you?

    2. Re:So, how long did it take to GET there? by wfd57fatman · · Score: 1

      Lime and limpid green, a second scene
      A fight between the blue you once knew.
      Floating down, the sound resounds
      Around the icy waters underground.
      Jupiter and Saturn, Oberon, Miranda and Titania.
      Neptune, Titan, Stars can frighten.
      Blinding signs flap,
      Flicker, flicker, flicker blam. Pow, pow.
      Stairway scare, Dan Dare, who's there?
      Lime and limpid green, the sounds around
      The icy waters under
      Lime and limpid green, the sounds around
      The icy waters underground.

      Back on subject, wouldn't the sun just swell up and cook everything by then?

    3. Re:So, how long did it take to GET there? by AF+Webster · · Score: 1

      > So how come many scientists think the Earth-Moon system is 4.5bn years old? Maybe they just haven't done the math.
      >
      >Or maybe they're just way smarter than you?

      That's quite possible! But the math doesn't change based on one's level of intelligence. Next time, maybe you can address the actual argument, instead of resorting to a silly ad hominem attack.

      Now, if I had claimed that my superior intelligence led me to some new discovery, then questioning my intelligence would be an attack on my credibility, and somewhat justified. But I didn't.

      There is nothing novel in what I posted. The consequences fall right out of the equations of motion & gravity, along with the actual physical situation. For those interested in the actual calculations: http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v20/i4/mo on.asp#r8

    4. Re:So, how long did it take to GET there? by untree · · Score: 1

      You're right. Since our current explanation is incomplete, it must prove God's Creation.

    5. Re:So, how long did it take to GET there? by AF+Webster · · Score: 1

      Hardly! This is not a "God of the gaps" claim -- that's for ppl who don't really know what they are talking about.

      This is not some exotic calculation or weird interpretation -- it falls right out of known laws of physics. To have any explanation of the Moon that says it's been here more than 1,500 million years, you have to deny either the law of gravity or the law of conservation of angular momentum. Take your pick; it's not pretty either way.

      It is, of course, consistent with a special creation event within the past few thousand years, as described in the Bible, but it does not prove it.

  111. Re:And what's the problem? by arbarbonif · · Score: 1

    Of course from the perspective of someone on Earth the Sun orbits the Earth anyway, so it is all a moot point...

  112. Re:And what's the problem? by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    What about the point of view of someone on the sun? Had you thought about that? I think it'd go a little something like this...

    "Well, let's see, where's the Earth... Ah, there! Now it seems to be moving around and - aw, shit, my eyes just got vaporized."

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  113. Not news by ubeans · · Score: 0

    Earth's moon is drifting away from us

    Of course it is! It made news in 1975:

    http://www.space1999.org

  114. Pelvic thrust ? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    Educate me, what does it mean ?!?

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    1. Re:Pelvic thrust ? by HoboMaster · · Score: 1

      Umm... It's when you take your pelvis and move it forward rapidly. The hint is the two words "pelvic" as in "of, in, near, or relating to the pelvis" and "thrust" as in "to push or drive quickly and forcibly." Definitions courtesy of www.dictionary.com

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    2. Re:Pelvic thrust ? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

      uhmz ok; so in other words; it's like raping your muscles by doing unforseen movements ? ;)

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    3. Re:Pelvic thrust ? by HoboMaster · · Score: 1

      Think more moving your crotch forward quickly. You should go to a strip club sometime.

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  115. Re:What, exactly, do the slashdot editors do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_planet

    Scroll down to the part about Isaac Asimov

    Asimov said we are inhabiting a double planet system right now.

  116. It's about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, mother Earth has been coddling luna for so long now. Now I know our on-again-off-again romance with Mars has been hard on her, but she really needs to think about leaving the nest one day and striking out on her own. It's about time she grew up, got a job - maybe a steady boyfriend. I hear Ganymede is doing well. Or how about that nice lad Titan? Jupiter has been so successful with its moons. Honestly, we only want what's best for her. She should count her blessings. Before you know it, she'll be off running on some ecliptic orbit with that good for nothing Pluto. Mark my words.

  117. the sun is a moon? by Jon47 · · Score: 1

    When speaking about barycenters it seems necessary to have at least two bodies in the system, it is a relative term so the dicussion has to be focused only within the system within which the context is. The sun is orbitting some cosmically larger system, I am not an astronomer but it's more than likely that if you could pick one object that the sun orbits around, the barycenter of the sun and that object does not fall within that object, is the sun also a planet?

  118. If he was buried in orbit... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    We'd have planet Brando!

    *crickets chirp*

    What, too soon?

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  119. I don't see what the big deal is. by argent · · Score: 1

    I've never been quite sure that there was a good technical argument for not simply calling the earth-moon system a double planet, so let the moon be a planet. Who does it hurt... it's just a name.

  120. our moon could become a planet by feebleminded · · Score: 1

    won't much matter in 5 billion years - the sun has a hydrogen burning lifetime of about 10 billion years - and it is about 4.6 billion years old now - when it runs out of hydrogen and has to start burning helium and becomes a red giant, the sun will expand to include the orbit of Mars - and Mercury through Mars including the moon won't be planets anymore either by this definition, or as much to look at..

  121. The USA will have become a planet by then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well... they are drifting away from the rest of the world, yes?

  122. Planet Moon...I like it--nm by trigggl · · Score: 1

    nm

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  123. So does that make Jupiter a singularity? by trigggl · · Score: 1

    Or does it make it a Comet, a meteor?

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  124. somebody din't do their math by viking2000 · · Score: 1

    (Please check mine:)
    The barycenter of earth moon can not escape the surface of the earth.
    Its a late post, and i wasted 2 minutes to do the math but here it is:

    Moon has to be 822 000 km away for barycenter to lay on the surface on the earth. Today r=380 000 km

    earth rotational inertia is transferred to the moon (tidal) nonelastically. The earths rotational inertia is only twice the moons orbital rotational inertia. This is not enough to 'push' the moon that far away.

    The result should be a system with an earth day = a month = a moon day = 47 current days, and moon-earth distance ~510 000 km.

    The moon is still a moon, and no planet per definition.

  125. All we need is a big lasso by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

    We just haul up and lasso that sucker! Then we drag the lunar load back down a bit so the barycenter is still within earth, then we tie the rope to a tall tree so that the moon doesn't float away again.

    Or we can build a big earthen wall, tall enough that the barycenter of the moon stays within it. Kind of like a tight-fitting planetary ring.

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  126. IAU Congress live transmission by oookcz · · Score: 1

    Hi,
    it is possible that today (August 24th 2006) will IAU issue the final decision. Visit Live broadcasting announcement portal to tune up live transmission from Prague.

    MK