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  1. Re:Release the haters on CEO of Red Hat Steps Down · · Score: 1

    Why is Red Hat like a writing desk?

  2. Question on Students Power Supercomputer with Bicycles · · Score: 4, Funny

    One MIT student is how many foot pounds per second?

  3. I like firefox... on First Look At Firefox 3.0 Beta 2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But on older systems, the sieve like memory leaks made it inoperable within a short period of time. Hopefully this will allow those of us who run legacy hardware to have a modern relatively secure web browser.

  4. Re:First thing I thought of was: on Scientists Create Zombie Cockroaches · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't blame me I voted for zombie Lincoln.

  5. Rules of the Swarm on The Rules of the Swarm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Swarm Subtype

    A swarm is a collection of Fine, Diminutive, or Tiny creatures that acts as a single creature. A swarm has the characteristics of its type, except as noted here. A swarm has a single pool of Hit Dice and hit points, a single initiative modifier, a single speed, and a single Armor Class. A swarm makes saving throws as a single creature. A single swarm occupies a square (if it is made up of nonflying creatures) or a cube (of flying creatures) 10 feet on a side, but its reach is 0 feet, like its component creatures. In order to attack, it moves into an opponent's space, which provokes an attack of opportunity. It can occupy the same space as a creature of any size, since it crawls all over its prey. A swarm can move through squares occupied by enemies and vice versa without impediment, although the swarm provokes an attack of opportunity if it does so. A swarm can move through cracks or holes large enough for its component creatures.

    A swarm of Tiny creatures consists of 300 nonflying creatures or 1,000 flying creatures. A swarm of Diminutive creatures consists of 1,500 nonflying creatures or 5,000 flying creatures. A swarm of Fine creatures consists of 10,000 creatures, whether they are flying or not. Swarms of nonflying creatures include many more creatures than could normally fit in a 10-foot square based on their normal space, because creatures in a swarm are packed tightly together and generally crawl over each other and their prey when moving or attacking. Larger swarms are represented by multiples of single swarms. The area occupied by a large swarm is completely shapeable, though the swarm usually remains in contiguous squares.
    Traits

    A swarm has no clear front or back and no discernable anatomy, so it is not subject to critical hits or flanking. A swarm made up of Tiny creatures takes half damage from slashing and piercing weapons. A swarm composed of Fine or Diminutive creatures is immune to all weapon damage. Reducing a swarm to 0 hit points or lower causes it to break up, though damage taken until that point does not degrade its ability to attack or resist attack. Swarms are never staggered or reduced to a dying state by damage. Also, they cannot be tripped, grappled, or bull rushed, and they cannot grapple an opponent.

    A swarm is immune to any spell or effect that targets a specific number of creatures (including single-target spells such as disintegrate), with the exception of mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects) if the swarm has an Intelligence score and a hive mind. A swarm takes half again as much damage (+50%) from spells or effects that affect an area, such as splash weapons and many evocation spells.

    Swarms made up of Diminutive or Fine creatures are susceptible to high winds such as that created by a gust of wind spell. For purposes of determining the effects of wind on a swarm, treat the swarm as a creature of the same size as its constituent creatures. A swarm rendered unconscious by means of nonlethal damage becomes disorganized and dispersed, and does not reform until its hit points exceed its nonlethal damage.
    Swarm HD Swarm
    Base Damage
    1-5 1d6
    6-10 2d6
    11-15 3d6
    16-20 4d6
    21 or more 5d6
    Swarm Attack

    Creatures with the swarm subtype don't make standard melee attacks. Instead, they deal automatic damage to any creature whose space they occupy at the end of their move, with no attack roll needed. Swarm attacks are not subject to a miss chance for concealment or cover. A swarm's statistics block has "swarm" in the Attack and Full Attack entries, with no attack bonus given. The amount of damage a swarm deals is based on its Hit Dice, as shown in the table.

    A swarm's attacks are nonmagical, unless the swarm's description states otherwise. Damage reduction sufficient to reduce a swarm attack's damage to 0, being incorporeal, and other special abilities usually give a creature immunity (or at least resistance) to damage from a swarm. Some swarms

  6. Obligatory Family Guy on FCC Moves To Regulate Cable TV Competition · · Score: 3, Funny
  7. Re:Imagine if you will on The World's Biggest Botnets · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia botnets donate cpu time to you.

  8. Imagine if you will on The World's Biggest Botnets · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Imagine if somebody did this but donated cpu time to distributed computing projects like that one on cancer research. Force philanthropy would be rather strange and still illegal, but at least slightly more noble in a Robin Hood sort of way.

  9. Example on A Report From the Heart of the Board Games Industry · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For an excellent example of what the article is talking about, go buy a copy of Settlers of Catan. It's incredibly simple to play, very fast, and there is no time at which you aren't involved.

  10. 5 Year Limit on FTC Announces Crackdown on Do Not Call Violators · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.ftc.gov/opa/2007/10/dnctestimony.shtm
    Make sure you contact your congress critter about the permanency of the DNC list.
    Either that or just make sure to register again in 5 years.

  11. Re:Foie Gras is some nasty shit... on Chefs As Chemists · · Score: 1

    Why should I trust a website run by vegetarians to have completely accurate and unbiased information regarding animal based food production? There probably are some farms that have problems with causing harm to geese while making foie gras, I however only buy from reputable small farms for most of my terrestrial meat products.

  12. Not surprising on NBC Chief Slamming Apple · · Score: 1

    Looks like the rats are going to complain instead of jumping ship.

  13. Had to exist? on Hundreds of Black Holes Found · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not to be pedantic, but couldn't there be another source for the x-rays? What would've happened if this was someones pet theory?

  14. Re:This article is not a Troll on The Death of the Greenphone · · Score: 5, Informative

    Trolltech is the creator of the QT toolkit
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qt_(toolkit)
    Which is what KDE uses.

  15. Re:Water Memory? on Science vs. Homeopathy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Read the wiki page? When the double blind test was conducted without experimenter bias, there was no effect.

  16. Re:They should take a look in the mirror. on Science vs. Homeopathy · · Score: 1

    That's a nice ad hominem attack there. I wasn't aware that Ars prescribed medicine, maybe they'll help me with that with some "prescriptions"...

  17. Re:WTF? on Science vs. Homeopathy · · Score: 1

    Wtf, right back at you.
    Placebo comparison occurs in most clinical drug testing in the form of a sugar pill. Misunderstanding a "cure" in this case involves them claiming statistical significance where there is none, which means that there was no effect worth mentioning.

  18. Kicking a Puppy on Science vs. Homeopathy · · Score: 1

    This sort of thing only fuels further stupidity on their part. Look! We're being oppressed we have to be right. Though on the other hand I'm not sure what exactly can be done to discredit psuedosciences, when the average lay person can't tell the difference.

  19. Re:Possible reason? on Kilogram Reference Losing Weight · · Score: 1

    Sorry to beat a dead horse, but it's a measurement of mass not weight. Where it's measured shouldn't matter.

  20. Re:The only thing stopping me from using Opera on A Talk With Opera CEO · · Score: 1

    Cron+wget

  21. Re:The only thing stopping me from using Opera on A Talk With Opera CEO · · Score: 1
  22. Re:quake in the smithsonian on Gaming's 10 Biggest Scandals · · Score: 1

    Maybe Doom or Wolfenstein 3D deserve a place as well. Admittedly Quake was the multiplayer fps.

  23. With the fist of an angry god! on MIT Team Designs a New, Sleek, Skintight Spacesuit · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://web.mit.edu/aeroastro/www/people/dnewman/bi o.html
    What more could a nerd ask for. I mean really, she designs
    space suits.

  24. Somebody had to do it on A Conversation with Cory Doctorow and Hal Stern · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://xkcd.com/c239.html

    On the bright side, Cory is using an analogy that might spark some brain cells in the semi-joe sixpack crowd.

  25. That takes me back. on Thousands of ICQ Numbers Deleted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ICQ was my first instant messaging client, modern clients owe a lot in terms of features to Mirabilis' innovations. Buddy pounces, file sharing, ability to send messages to people while they were signed off. It also had a generally fun feel to it's gui and sound design. I'm still peeved that it was also my introduction to account theft, somebody with a Czech email address is happily the new owner of my six digit number.