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  1. Re:My brother-in-law tells me this story of a FORD on Google Spends Money to Jump-Start Hybrid Car Development · · Score: 1

    Not exactly the same story, but related. It always interests me how old some of the urban legends -- true or not -- turn out to be.
    http://www.snopes.com/autos/business/carburetor.as p

  2. Apropos cartoons here: on The Psychology of Fanboys · · Score: 1
  3. Re:Multiple fanpersonalities on The Psychology of Fanboys · · Score: 1

    Oh, fangirls are totally OK (if slightly apocryphal). It's the fanboys we're being annoyed with at the moment. Right, guys?

  4. Re:No, Mr. Cotton is absolutely right on Piracy More Serious Than Bank Robbery? · · Score: 1

    Third, punish student file sharers appropriately. Put a large police force (let's call it the KGB for short) in all universities, public places, high schools etc. Send convicted criminals to - well, somewhere unpleasant. I'm sure the Russians would lease the Kuril islands, or even parts of Siberia. *gasp!* What, outsource?!?
  5. Re:perfect, well-rounded, bouncy on Perfect Silicon Sphere to Redefine the Kilogram · · Score: 1

    Well, if Nicky Hilton goes to this vault with her sister, we've got *two* pairs right there. And lots of people have come in those pairs. Really, I can't see how keeping a sphere in Paris will keep it safe. It's going to keep being jostled about when the visitors come.

  6. Re: Using the Sphere of One-ness on Perfect Silicon Sphere to Redefine the Kilogram · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Haha. Love the Douglas Adams reference. Such a lead-in, too!

        Seriously, though, photons of anywhere near visible frequencies won't displace the atoms; light bouncing is almost always a purely electronic transition thing. And if this thing is ultrapure silicon, atoms are NOT going to want to displace. No worries there.

  7. Re:the mule on Can Statistics Predict the Outcome of a War? · · Score: 1

    What, a mutant?

        Seriously, though, if Bush were The Mule, you'd think he'd have instilled a little more emotional support of himself. Maybe he's just The Mule along party lines. Ohhhhh, I get it. Clever!

  8. Re:Inverted problem on Evolution of the 'Captcha' · · Score: 1
  9. Re:real q's on Evolution of the 'Captcha' · · Score: 1

    Because I, as an unfeeling metal monster, can answer them all more accurately than you puny humans. Bleep-blorp.

  10. Re:Uh, you're a little late on Apple's DRM Whack-a-Mole · · Score: 1

    the firehose does nothing, except maybe make you feel better.

          To each his own... as it were.

  11. Re:A question for large print graphics designers.. on The History of Photoshop · · Score: 1


    "Yur momma is SO big-endian...."

          Discuss.

  12. Re:A question for large print graphics designers.. on The History of Photoshop · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your message is written with such a serious tone, and I'll bite.
      Do a slashdot search for any of the following terms, and you'll quickly be drawn into threads about why :
          * GIMP;
          * CMYK;
          * Plugin xXx will do what you're looking for;
          * But it won't do it in 32-bit colour with customized colourmap support unless you compile it yourself and since I use gentoo I'm still waiting for KDE to finish compiling;
          * Yur momma is teh BOM in bed;
          * Hitler used Photoshop;
          * Suck a cock and die.

          I always read those threads, mainly because I am interested in German history and human psychology. I couldn't give a rat's ass about Photoshop or graphic design.

  13. Re:When you buy a new PC... on Man Sues Gateway Because He Can't Read EULA · · Score: 1

    Or does blowing away the contents of their HDD also violate some obscure law? It will now!
  14. Re:Scribus on Alternatives To Adobe's Creative Suite? · · Score: 3, Informative

    You might try it again. That's one project which seems to move along quite quickly.

  15. Re:Call me dumb... on Breakthrough Brings Star Trek Transporter Closer · · Score: 1

    That doesn't mean that humans can't be teleported, though; the receiver would simply keep a stock of raw materials such as carbon, hydrogen, calcium and oxygen atoms out of which to reconstruct the person. Whoo. I can just see the teleporters costing about $50 each, and the inkjet cartridges which go in them being, well, a bit more.
  16. Re:meh on Terabytes of Mars Pictures Released to Public · · Score: 1

    It always has kind of looked like an O-face.

  17. Re:A generally very well-done review on Lord of the Rings Online Review · · Score: 1

    So you don't know this game is already out, or anything about any MMO ever created... but because a bonehead has the ability to spellcheck and use proper English, it is an AMAZING REVIEW!!!1!1eleventy! I'll bite. Actually, compared to most of the game reviews on this site, it wasn't embarassingly riddled with mistakes. I was just hoping that other people could take a clue and try to actually, you know, communicate with their audiences.

          P.S. Both of the MUDs I mentioned are MMOs. They just aren't graphical. Suck it, Trebek.
  18. A generally very well-done review on Lord of the Rings Online Review · · Score: 1

    I haven't played the game, or even knew it was coming out. I've never actually played a graphical ORPG (Valhalla or Discworld MUDs, anyone?), so I'm not entirely sure what has to be mentioned and compared to other MMORPGs. This having been said, the review seemed well-written, _spellchecked_, and even had commas in the right place. Pretty much a pleasure to read. Well-done, Zonk! I'll let others bitch about the favorable comments.

  19. Re:Pretty crappy door IMO on Flawed Survey Suggests XP More Secure Than Vista · · Score: 1

    If MS put AV in Vista there would be loud cries of "unfair competition, you're taking away our niche!" and we'd be on another round of anti-MS propaganda. I've always thought there's a huge disconnect between the way most computer users think, and the way people think who'd bitch about that "unfair competition". The operative word in the quoted statement above is "our". Those people constituting the "our" group are much, much less important than the regular computer users.
          I, being one of those "most computer users", think that however Windows is secured is just fine by me, as long as it doesn't limit _too_ much of the functionality. I don't give a damn if they do it by making a fundamentally more secure OS, or if they include some shizznit AV which puts Panda or (shudder) Norton out of business. I just want my data to be secure and my OS un-bogged-down by nasties.
          I *do* find the concepts of viruses, computer security, and things like heuristic scanning to be tremendously interesting, along with the success of such "free" AV programs as Avast! and AVG, but that interest pales a bit when compared to the interest I'd have in a secure Windows.

            Anyway, *I* won't bash MS for somehow supplying some sort of secure OS, even if lots of people lose AV jobs because of it. As it is, we're paying a sort of tax in the form of AV software to keep these people working anyway.

            Of course, I know it'll be many, many moons (if ever) that MS comes out with a relatively "secure" system, so the point is somewhat moot.
  20. Re:Please -- Mount Man on Syncing Music Players In Linux? · · Score: 1

    Mounting won't do it for a lot of players. Huh. I've got to keep up with the slang. I thought that basically defined players....
  21. Re:Meow on Shutting Down Annoying Recruiters? · · Score: 1

    I'd think that actually talking to the telemarketers would most quickly and definitively classify one as completely insane. So I suspect the term should be "pseudo-insane", or maybe "batshit wacko".

  22. Re:Firefox extensions are insecure on Hijacking Firefox Via Insecure Add-Ons · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am far more worried about our salesmen plugging in their lap top in some hotel network in Bangkok, pick up an infection and coming to corporate HQ and plug that laptop in our intranet, behind the firewall, in the trusted network. Wow. You kids these days and your descriptions of the clap!
  23. Re:Obligatory pic on Xerox Develops New Way to Print Invisible Ink · · Score: 1

    That's cool. I just shone a UV light on that pic, and saw all sorts of blobs of fluorescing areas.

          Hm, then again, this *is* my brother's monitor, and he usually uses it to surf questionable sites late at night...

  24. Re:the names of the chief alternative designs on How the Pentagon Got Its Shape · · Score: 4, Funny

    Discussion? More like a monologue ;)

  25. Re:the names of the chief alternative designs on How the Pentagon Got Its Shape · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the public thought that "Moebius Strip", though it sounded fun at first, hinted too much at something German.