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  1. The "old boys' club" on State of Iowa Tells Tesla To Cancel Its Scheduled Test Drives · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The sooner Tesla breaks open this idiotic "members only" crap, the better.

    I'm not saying dealers don't provide a valuable service. Or that they didn't provide protections to consumers at one time.
    The fact is, one angry consumer, TODAY, has orders of magnitude more power to make an automaker acknowledge a grievance than we EVER had in the past.

    One nasty little YouTube video can, potentially, reach millions of consumers.

    Wheras 80 years ago, if Joe Blow in Podunk, Idaho got shafted, what was he gonna do? Drive to Detroit and crash the gates?

  2. Re:May still be infected. on How Did the 'Berlin Patient' Rid Himself of HIV? · · Score: 1

    It's already been a few years.

    Yes. AND?

    Do people exposed to HIV immediately begin developing non-hodgkins lymphomas and a completely compromised immune system?

    No.

    Has this person POSSIBLY extended their life? Maybe.

    But going "It's been X years, he's clear!" with something like HIV is a dangerous precedent.

  3. May still be infected. on How Did the 'Berlin Patient' Rid Himself of HIV? · · Score: 1

    I know they are pronouncing him "cured".

    That's the funny thing about diseases like HIV.

    The simple fact is, it may STILL be in his system. Just, currently, in quantities far too low to be detected.

    But, give it a couple years. And out of his blood/bone marrow/organs, it'll come. And it'll multiply into life threatening numbers again.

  4. It SHOULD bend to the right. on Physicists Find Clue as To Why the DNA Double Helix Twists To the Right · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it bent to the left, that'd be a bit...sinister.

  5. Re:Remember this is Argentina (aka Kleptocracy.gov on Drones Reveal Widespread Tax Evasion In Argentina · · Score: 2

    Basically everyone who's not a government official in the country needs one thing.

    air.

    Everything else is a "luxury item" and the government's committed to taxing people until they can no longer afford anything but the basic one thing.

    FTFY

    I stand ashamed, but corrected.

  6. Remember this is Argentina (aka Kleptocracy.gov) on Drones Reveal Widespread Tax Evasion In Argentina · · Score: 2

    Basically everyone who's not a government official in the country needs three things.

    Food, water, air.

    Everything else is a "luxury item" and the government's committed to taxing people until they can no longer afford anything but the basic three things.

  7. But Apple...just...works? on Apple Yanks iOS 8 Update · · Score: 0

    Yeah. Not a good day to be in the Apple camp.

    The problem with building endless hype?

    It puts you in a giant, high-candle spotlight.

    That makes this sort of crash and burn stand out even more starkly.

  8. And a tech review stops mid-fellatio on Phablet Reviews: Before and After the iPhone 6 · · Score: 1

    Fair? HAHAHA! You MUST be new!

    *Tech reviewer goes back to slobbing the Apple knob*

  9. Re:Misattributed to P.T. Barnum on Apple Sells More Than 10 Million New iPhones In First 3 Days · · Score: 1

    Wow.

    From a +5, Funny to -1, Troll. All for a joke.

    I take it I chapped SOMEONE'S ass.

  10. "birth" Oi vey, no "ingles" on Apple Sells More Than 10 Million New iPhones In First 3 Days · · Score: 1

    In the context of the quote "birth" isn't talking about childbirth. It's talking about the idea of inception as a classification (in this case, a "sucker").

    Simple English 101 here.

  11. Misattributed to P.T. Barnum on Apple Sells More Than 10 Million New iPhones In First 3 Days · · Score: 1, Troll

    There's a sucker born every minute.
    -- Misattributed to P.T. Barnum

    3 days

    3x24=72 hours

    72x60=4320 minutes

    10,000,000/4320=2314.814814814815 suckers/minute

    M2PTB was a pessimist.

    By this mechanic, there are 38.58024691358025 suckers/second ( or about 3.858024691358025 suckers/decisecond).

  12. Re:Quality, not quantity on Bioethicist At National Institutes of Health: "Why I Hope To Die At 75" · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pretty much this.

    The points he addresses have nothing to do with age and everything to do with "quality of life".

    So, if we could, somehow, manage to prolong life *AND* maintain quality of life, great!

    Otherwise, yes, growing decrepit, feeble-witted, etc and wishing for an end is something people have realized for a long, long time now.

    Like the myth of Tithonus

  13. Slashvertisment for HotHardware! YAY! on NVIDIA Launches Maxwell-Based GeForce GTX 980 and GeForce GTX 970 GPUs · · Score: 0

    Oh joy.

    Instead of linking to multiple articles, we just see endless links to the HH blurb.

  14. Re:Finally a universal binary standard on Android Apps Now Unofficially Able To Run On Any Major Desktop OS · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is it; write once run anywhere has finally arrived.

    Nononono. As always. "Write Once, Beta Everywhere".

  15. Re:But.... WHY? on Android Apps Now Unofficially Able To Run On Any Major Desktop OS · · Score: 4, Funny

    We keep telling you. Over and over again.

    STOP USING WINDOWS!

    But do you listen?

    OH NOOOOO!

  16. Failing to give a shit. on SteadyServ Helps Keep the Draft Beer Flowing (Video) · · Score: 0

    I dunno.

    As a teetotaler, I simply don't give a damn.

  17. Apple can't (Bullshit!) on Apple Will No Longer Unlock Most iPhones, iPads For Police · · Score: 1

    Apple can't read your e-mail.
    Apple can't access your files in the cloud.
    Apple can't unlock phones.

    Yet they've done it in the past.
    Why on earth should we believe that they still don't have the capability to do so now?
    Just because they give us their word?

    HA!

    Forgive me if I believe this to be bullshit of the highest order.

  18. Re:No. No. And HELL FUCKING NO. on AT&T Proposes Net Neutrality Compromise · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Unfortunately they're my only even remotely viable option.

    I'll have to move if I want anything else.

    A couple years back, my landlord booted Comcast and brought in some fly-by-night Satellite/DSL reseller (Suite Solutions).

    Comcast kept them tied up in court for about a year but ultimately lost.

    So I jumped to Clearwire. It was okay for web browsing and light gaming. But I also need my connection for an IP phone and the connection quality just wasn't there. (The nearest tower to me is north and east, I live on the SW facing of my building, so even when I FORCED my modem to connect to the nearer tower, I'd DC about 15-30 minutes later and come back up on the tower 4 miles south of me, getting 1 bar. Imagine a phone call where you only get every third or fourth syllable. That's what my call quality was.)

    I'm in a valley, so LOS wireless isn't an option. I can't install any hardware on the building either.

    So I'm stuck with crappy AT&T DSL or paying those jackasses at Suite Solutions to resell me one of AT&T's shittier, older lines for $5 more a month.

  19. No. No. And HELL FUCKING NO. on AT&T Proposes Net Neutrality Compromise · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This assumes that the large telecoms (like AT&T) are going to bargain on an equal basis with their customers.

    Anyone with even a shred of sanity will laugh themselves silly over the notion.

    The Net Neutrality movement is a collective bargaining tool. Because individuals have exactly ZERO power to influence their telcom provider. And AT&T KNOWS this. Keeping people as individuals in this instance allows them to hide their malfeasance.

    Moreover, even if they had any intention of playing the prioritization straight, they're going to try to put a per-MB/GB price structure into place.

    This offer should be given the "fuck off" it deserves.

  20. Lois Lerner on New Details About NSA's Exhaustive Search of Edward Snowden's Emails · · Score: 2

    Now if only someone would exhaustively search out HER e-mails.

  21. Best performance? HAH! on US Patent Office Seeking Consultant That Can Stamp Out Fraud By Patent Examiners · · Score: 1

    "If 'thousands' of USPTO employees were not doing their work, it would be impossible for this agency to be producing the best performance in recent memory and, perhaps, in its entire 224 year history."

    No. No it wouldn't. Because you get behavior like this. Where they aren't actually looking at what they're SUPPOSED to be researching. They're, at best, skimming and passing it along, which takes minimal to no effort.

  22. Because the terrorists won. on Drone-Based Businesses: Growing In Canada, Grounded In the US · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Basically every idiot in this country would now, gleefully, throw away his rights and sell his immortal soul for the (false) promises of "safety" and "security".

  23. Re:Cart FIRMLY in front of horse! CHECK! on If Tesla Can Run Its Gigafactory On 100% Renewables, Why Can't Others? · · Score: 1

    Ah. The "I made a claim, you can waste time and try to Google it for me."

    And this is why you're posting AC.

  24. Re:Cart FIRMLY in front of horse! CHECK! on If Tesla Can Run Its Gigafactory On 100% Renewables, Why Can't Others? · · Score: 1

    Spoken by someone that's never been to Reno, NV in the winter time. Average snowfall is two feet. You Googled some info for your rant but not enough. I am guessing you work for the coal industry?

    Do yourself a favor and pull off the tinfoil hat kid.

    And that's average snowfall over the entire year. Or an average of 2 inches a month.

    There are some MONTHS (hell, in some storms, single DAYS) where a place like Chicago, Detroit, etc sees that much or more.

  25. Re:Cart FIRMLY in front of horse! CHECK! on If Tesla Can Run Its Gigafactory On 100% Renewables, Why Can't Others? · · Score: 1

    Your right. We should just quit trying and listen to your ideas...........I'm tired of hearing "we can only produce 40% of the power we need not 100% so this idea sucks.

    Totally not what I said.

    I said that there are places where this simply doesn't make sense. Either for logistical and/or economic reasons.

    YOU added the "so we should never do it" sentiment.