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  1. Mozilla and Konqueror are defective on Nexland Pro800Turbo Load Balancing Router Review · · Score: -1, Troll

    I've yet to see any open source browser properly support the page-widening format. So much for the so called "triumph" of open source.

  2. Mozilla Needs to be Fixed! on Ren and Stimpy (And John K) Returning? · · Score: -1

    When will Moz have support for the page-widening format? Another failure of OpenSource software.

  3. Re:LNUX on DotGNU Meet-a-thon · · Score: -1

    Bill Gates has done more for computing than any of those filthy GNU/Hippies.

  4. LNUX on DotGNU Meet-a-thon · · Score: -1

    Hmmm your comments are very insightful. Is this why LNUX will be delisted very very soon?

  5. It is important! on Music Companies Convicted of Price Fixing Again · · Score: -1

    CowboyNeal is working on becoming as fat as the Three Tenors. Its his goal, and he's making excellent progress. So I'm sure you can see how this is *clearly* News for Nerds.

  6. It all makes sense... on Music Companies Convicted of Price Fixing Again · · Score: -1

    So that's how Steve Guttenberg and Whoopi Goldberg became stars. It all comes together now. Thank you for that insightful analysis.

  7. Preach On, Brother Man! on Music Companies Convicted of Price Fixing Again · · Score: 0

    Say it loud, and say it proud. Ain't that shit the truth. Remember, with OpenSource software (free as in free clinic) you get what you paid for.

  8. Almost! on Music Companies Convicted of Price Fixing Again · · Score: -1

    The Queen of Spain can never be defeated!

  9. Glory to the Queen on Music Companies Convicted of Price Fixing Again · · Score: -1

    I claim this first post in the name of the Queen of Spain! Long may she reign!

  10. Re:C: A Dead Language? on OpenSSH Gets Even More Suspicious · · Score: -1

    Oh. Perhaps you didn't get the notice but Larry Wall has asked all Perl developers to migrate to Python. You are right that there currently are sites using Perl. However, no more will be built and those that are using Perl will be retrofitted with the vastly superior python.

  11. C: A Replacement for C++ on DishPVR 721 Review · · Score: -1

    Hello Gentlemen,

    I'm a first year programming student at an Ivy League school and I've just finished my Visual Basic classes. This term I'll be moving onto C++. However I've noticed some issues with C++ that I'd like to discuss with the rest of the programming community. Please do not think of me as being technically ignorant. In addition to VB, I am very skilled at HTML programming, one of the most challenging languages out there!

    C++ is based on a concept known as Object Oriented Programming. In this style of programming (also known as OOPS in the coding community) a programmer builds "objects" or "glasses" out of his code, and then manipulates these "glasses". Since I'm assuming that you, dear reader, are as skilled at programming as I am, I'll skip further explanation of these "glasses".

    Please allow me to make a brief aside here and discuss the origins C++ for a moment. My research shows that this language is one of the oldest languages in existance, pre-dating even assembly! It was created in the early 70s when AT&T began looking for a new language to write BSD, its Unix Operation System (later on, other companies would "borrow" the BSD source code to build both Solaris and Linux!) Interestingly, the name C++ is a pun by the creator of the language. When the first beta was released, it was remarked that the language would be graded as a C+, because of how hideously complex and unwieldy it was. The extra plus was tacked on during a later release when some of these issues were fixed. The language would still be graded a C, but it was the highest C possible! Truly a clever name for this language.

    Back to the topic on hand, I feel that C++ - despite its flaws - has been a very valuable tool to the world of computers. Unfortunately its starting to show its age, and I feel that it should be retired as COBOL, ADA and Smalltalk seem to have been. Recently I've become aquainted with another language that's quite recently been developed. Its one that promises to greatly simplify programming. This new language is called C.

    Although syntactically borrowing a great deal from its predecessor C++, C greatly simplifies things (thus its name, which hints at its simpler nature by striping off the klunky double-pluses.) Its biggest strength is that it abandons an OOPS-style of programming. No more awkward "objects" or "glasses". Instead C uses what are called structs. Vaguely similiar to a C++ "glass", a struct does away with anachronisms like inheiritance, namespaces and the whole private/public/protected/friend access issues of its variables and routines. By freeing the programmer from the requirement to juggle all these issues, the coder can focus on implementing his algorithm and rapidly developing his application.

    While C lacks the speed and robustness of C++, I think these are petty issues. Given the speed of modern computers, the relative sluggishness of C shouldn't be an issue. Robustness and stability will occur as C becomes more pervasive amongst the programming community and it becomes more fine-tuned. Eventually C should have stablity rivalling that of C++.

    I'm hoping to see C adopted as the de facto standard of programming. Based on what I've learned of this language, the future seems very bright indeed for C! Eventually, many years from now, perhaps we'll even see an operating system coded in this langauage.

    Thank you for your time. Your feedback is greatly appreciated.

    Egg Troll

  12. GPL: Intellectual Theft? on DotGNU Meet-a-thon · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hello,

    Consulting for several large companies, I'd always done my work on Windows. Recently however, a top online investment firm asked us to do some work using Linux. The concept of having access to source code was very appealing to us, as we'd be able to modify the kernel to meet our exacting standards which we're unable to do with Microsoft's products.

    Although we met several technical challenges along the way (specifically, Linux's lack of Token Ring support and the fact that we were unable to defrag its ext2 file system), all in all the process went smoothly. Everyone was very pleased with Linux, and we were considering using it for a great deal of future internal projects.

    So you can imagine our suprise when we were informed by a lawyer that we would be required to publish our source code for others to use. It was brought to our attention that Linux is copyrighted under something called the GPL, or the Gnu Protective License. Part of this license states that any changes to the kernel are to be made freely available. Unfortunately for us, this meant that the great deal of time and money we spent "touching up" Linux to work for this investment firm would now be available at no cost to our competitors.

    Furthermore, after reviewing this GPL our lawyers advised us that any products compiled with GPL'ed tools - such as gcc - would also have to its source code released. This was simply unacceptable.

    Although we had planned for no one outside of this company to ever use, let alone see the source code, we were now put in a difficult position. We could either give away our hard work, or come up with another solution. Although it was tought to do, there really was no option: We had to rewrite the code, from scratch, for Windows 2000.

    I think the biggest thing keeping Linux from being truly competitive with Microsoft is this GPL. Its draconian requirements virtually guarentee that no business will ever be able to use it. After my experience with Linux, I won't be recommending it to any of my associates. I may reconsider if Linux switches its license to something a little more fair, such as Microsoft's "Shared Source". Until then its attempts to socialize the software market will insure it remains only a bit player.

    Thank you for your time.

  13. C: A Dead Language? on Ransom Love to Focus on UnitedLinux · · Score: -1, Troll

    Gentlemen, the time has come for a serious discussion on whether or not to continue using C for serious programming projects. As I will explain, I feel that C needs to be retired, much the same way that Fortran, Cobol and Perl have been. Furthermore, allow me to be so bold as to suggest a superior replacement to this outdated language.

    To give you a little background on this subject, I was recently asked to develop a client/server project on a Unix platform for a Fortune 500 company. While I've never coded in C before I have coded in VB for fifteen years, and in Java for over ten, I was stunned to see how poorly C fared compared to these two, more low-level languages.

    C's biggest difficulty, as we all know, is the fact that it is by far one of the slowest languages in existance, especially when compared to more modern languages such as Java and C#. Although the reasons for this are varied, the main reasons seems to be the way C requires a programmer to laboriously work with chunks of memory.

    Requiring a programmer to manipulate blocks of memory is a tedious way to program. This was satisfactory back in the early days of coding, but then again, so were punchcards. By using what are called "pointers" a C programmer is basically requiring the computer to do three sets of work rather than one. The first time requires the computer to duplicate whatever is stored in the memory space "pointed to" by the pointer. The second time requires it to perform the needed operation on this space. Finally the computer must delete the duplicate set and set the values of the original accordingly.

    Clearly this is a horrendous use of resources and the chief reason why C is so slow. When one looks at a more modern (and a more serious) programming language like Java, C# or - even better - Visual Basic that lacks such archaic coding styles, one will also note a serious speed increase over C.

    So what does this mean for the programming community? I think clearly that C needs to be abandonded. There are two candidates that would be a suitable replacement for it. Those are Java and Visual Basic.

    Having programmed in both for many years, I believe that VB has the edge. Not only is it slightly faster than Java its also much easier to code in. I found C to be confusing, frightening and intimidating with its non-GUI-based coding style. Furthermore, I like to see the source code of the projects I work with. Java's source seems to be under the monopolistic thumb of Sun much the way that GCC is obscured from us by the marketing people at the FSF. Microsoft's "shared source" under which Visual Basic is released definately seems to be the most fair and reasonable of all the licenses in existance, with none of the harsh restrictions of the BSD license. It also lacks the GPLs requirement that anything coded with its tools becomes property of the FSF.

    I hope to see a switch to VB very soon. I've already spoken with various luminaries in the *nix coding world and most are eager to begin to transition. Having just gotten off the phone with Mr. Alan Cox, I can say that he is quite thrilled with the speed increases that will occur when the Linux kernel is completely rewritten in Visual Basic. Richard Stallman plans to support this, and hopes that the great Swede himself, Linux Torvaldis, won't object to renaming Linux to VB/Linux. Although not a C coder himself, I'm told that Slashdot's very own Admiral Taco will support this on his web site. Finally, Dennis Ritchie is excited about the switch!

    Thank you for your time. Happy coding.

    Egg Troll

  14. GOOD RIDDANCE! on Will Microsoft Code-Checking Plans Cripple the GPL? · · Score: -1, Troll

    I say good riddance to the GPL. ALl its done is flood the Internet with substandard software churned out by inexperienced college students and those too inept to get a paying job developing software. Seems like the quality of software will only improve when the GPL is killed.

  15. Mitnick Should Be Shot! on Mitnick Testifies on Telco's Security · · Score: 0

    And so should all of his lame ass supporters. Mitnick got what he deserved. Actually, he didn't because he wasn't shot. But still, he deserved to be punished.

  16. Fuck Your $20 CD! on Moby Says Techie Fans = Fewer Sales · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry but I refuse to pay $20 for a CD, which is what they seem to be going for, on average, at Virgin here in San Francisco. I'd happily pay half of that. $10 is a reasonable price, and one that is viable for companies as well. Dischord Records, home of Fugazi, seldom sells a CD above $10 and they're doing fine.

    Of course if you want to get rich, you'll have to charge more than $10 a pop. Unfortunately I refuse to help someone become incredibly wealthy at my expense.

  17. First Post!! on Tribes2 Patch for Linux Out · · Score: -1

    I hearby claim this FP for the CLIT community, and for the glory of the Spanish empire!!

  18. Re:Trollaxor on CmdrTaco: The MacHack Keynote · · Score: 0

    server == trollaxor.com (not irc.trollaxor.com)
    channels == #trolls

  19. Trollaxor on CmdrTaco: The MacHack Keynote · · Score: 1

    Crazy mad ninja props to the community hanging out on Trollaxor's IRC channel. Oh, FP.

  20. A replacement for C!! on Canadian Government to Jam Radio Signals · · Score: -1

    Hello Gentlemen,

    I'm a first year programming student at an Ivy League school and I've just finished my Visual Basic classes. This term I'll be moving onto C++. However I've noticed some issues with C++ that I'd like to discuss with the rest of the programming community. Please do not think of me as being technically ignorant. In addition to VB, I am very skilled at HTML programming, one of the most challenging languages out there!

    C++ is based on a concept known as Object Oriented Programming. In this style of programming (also known as OOPS in the coding community) a programmer builds "objects" or "glasses" out of his code, and then manipulates these "glasses". Since I'm assuming that you, dear reader, are as skilled at programming as I am, I'll skip further explanation of these "glasses".

    Please allow me to make a brief aside here and discuss the origins C++ for a moment. My research shows that this language is one of the oldest languages in existance, pre-dating even assembly! It was created in the early 70s when AT&T began looking for a new language to write BSD, its Unix Operation System (later on, other companies would "borrow" the BSD source code to build both Solaris and Linux!) Interestingly, the name C++ is a pun by the creator of the language. When the first beta was released, it was remarked that the language would be graded as a C+, because of how hideously complex and unwieldy it was. The extra plus was tacked on during a later release when some of these issues were fixed. The language would still be graded a C, but it was the highest C possible! Truly a clever name for this language.

    Back to the topic on hand, I feel that C++ - despite its flaws - has been a very valuable tool to the world of computers. Unfortunately its starting to show its age, and I feel that it should be retired as COBOL, ADA and Smalltalk seem to have been. Recently I've become aquainted with another language that's quite recently been developed. Its one that promises to greatly simplify programming. This new language is called C.

    Although syntactically borrowing a great deal from its predecessor C++, C greatly simplifies things (thus its name, which hints at its simpler nature by striping off the klunky double-pluses.) Its biggest strength is that it abandons an OOPS-style of programming. No more awkward "objects" or "glasses". Instead C uses what are called structs. Vaguely similiar to a C++ "glass", a struct does away with anachronisms like inheiritance, namespaces and the whole private/public/protected/friend access issues of its variables and routines. By freeing the programmer from the requirement to juggle all these issues, the coder can focus on implementing his algorithm and rapidly developing his application.

    While C lacks the speed and robustness of C++, I think these are petty issues. Given the speed of modern computers, the relative sluggishness of C shouldn't be an issue. Robustness and stability will occur as C becomes more pervasive amongst the programming community and it becomes more fine-tuned. Eventually C should have stablity rivalling that of C++.

    I'm hoping to see C adopted as the de facto standard of programming. Based on what I've learned of this language, the future seems very bright indeed for C! Eventually, many years from now, perhaps we'll even see an operating system coded in this langauage.

    Thank you for your time. Your feedback is greatly appreciated.

    Egg Troll

  21. +5, Amazingly Fucking Insightful on OpenSSH Gets Even More Suspicious · · Score: -1

    This is the funniest thing I've read on Slashdot in a long time...after my own posts, of course.

  22. C: A Dead Language? on OpenSSH Gets Even More Suspicious · · Score: -1

    Gentlemen, the time has come for a serious discussion on whether or not to continue using C for serious programming projects. As I will explain, I feel that C needs to be retired, much the same way that Fortran, Cobol and Perl have been. Furthermore, allow me to be so bold as to suggest a superior replacement to this outdated language.

    To give you a little background on this subject, I was recently asked to develop a client/server project on a Unix platform for a Fortune 500 company. While I've never coded in C before I have coded in VB for fifteen years, and in Java for over ten, I was stunned to see how poorly C fared compared to these two, more low-level languages.

    C's biggest difficulty, as we all know, is the fact that it is by far one of the slowest languages in existance, especially when compared to more modern languages such as Java and C#. Although the reasons for this are varied, the main reasons seems to be the way C requires a programmer to laboriously work with chunks of memory.

    Requiring a programmer to manipulate blocks of memory is a tedious way to program. This was satisfactory back in the early days of coding, but then again, so were punchcards. By using what are called "pointers" a C programmer is basically requiring the computer to do three sets of work rather than one. The first time requires the computer to duplicate whatever is stored in the memory space "pointed to" by the pointer. The second time requires it to perform the needed operation on this space. Finally the computer must delete the duplicate set and set the values of the original accordingly.

    Clearly this is a horrendous use of resources and the chief reason why C is so slow. When one looks at a more modern (and a more serious) programming language like Java, C# or - even better - Visual Basic that lacks such archaic coding styles, one will also note a serious speed increase over C.

    So what does this mean for the programming community? I think clearly that C needs to be abandonded. There are two candidates that would be a suitable replacement for it. Those are Java and Visual Basic.

    Having programmed in both for many years, I believe that VB has the edge. Not only is it slightly faster than Java its also much easier to code in. I found C to be confusing, frightening and intimidating with its non-GUI-based coding style. Furthermore, I like to see the source code of the projects I work with. Java's source seems to be under the monopolistic thumb of Sun much the way that GCC is obscured from us by the marketing people at the FSF. Microsoft's "shared source" under which Visual Basic is released definately seems to be the most fair and reasonable of all the licenses in existance, with none of the harsh restrictions of the BSD license. It also lacks the GPLs requirement that anything coded with its tools becomes property of the FSF.

    I hope to see a switch to VB very soon. I've already spoken with various luminaries in the *nix coding world and most are eager to begin to transition. Having just gotten off the phone with Mr. Alan Cox, I can say that he is quite thrilled with the speed increases that will occur when the Linux kernel is completely rewritten in Visual Basic. Richard Stallman plans to support this, and hopes that the great Swede himself, Linux Torvaldis, won't object to renaming Linux to VB/Linux. Although not a C coder himself, I'm told that Slashdot's very own Admiral Taco will support this on his web site. Finally, Dennis Ritchie is excited about the switch!

    Thank you for your time. Happy coding.

    Egg Troll

  23. Slashdot - Dead at 4 on Explaining Disappointing XScale Performance In Pocket PCs · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Linux/Gap Porn website Slashdot was found dead in Taco's parent's basement home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the gay scatlovers community will miss it - even if you didn't enjoy it work, there's no denying it contributions to OpenSource faggotry. Truly a homoerotic icon.

  24. Cowboy Neal on Northwest Airlines Wants Eye-Scan Check-in · · Score: -1

    So Cowboy Neal will no longer be flying Southwest? Maybe he can be shuttled around on that giant firefighting blimp?

  25. GO CLIT GO!! on Explaining Disappointing XScale Performance In Pocket PCs · · Score: -1

    I claim this FP for the Queen of Spain, and for the right honourable members of CLIT.