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  1. He had this to say to the young'uns on Trent Reznor: YouTube Is Built On the Back Of Stolen Content (theguardian.com) · · Score: 0

    "I also don't like this new thingamajig, radio!
    Radiowaves travelling through the air, it's witchcraft!"

  2. Feeling like an idiot today, sorry on Scientists In Iceland Turn CO2 Into Stone (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    If it only took 2 years to turn into stone, then maybe the Earth really IS only 6000 years old!

  3. I understand creating video-game simulations so real they're hard to distinguish from reality but why bother giving the characters sentience?

    If you *do* give your creations sentience, then aren't they as real as you?

  4. Re:I've been predicted that on Foxconn Cuts 60,000 Jobs, Replaces With Robots (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    Dude, don't get upset.
    For every person that misinterprets your meaning, there is a person like me, that likes reading you

  5. Those terrorists sound like idiotic schoolchildren that have no idea how things work.

    Talk about moronic... They couldn't make themselves appear dumber if they tried

  6. Re:fp on Atomic Oxygen Detected In Martian Atmosphere (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Dude, you're channelling Sagan. I love it

  7. Re:It's wildly unlikely we should exist on Are We Alone In the Universe? Not Likely, According To Math (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Obviously that matters, because there are no chimps building skyscrapers or writing posts on Slashdot

    Um... I'm not sure whether you're arguing that this is a sign of intelligence or not

  8. Re:Only reasonable outcome on Supreme Court Gives FBI More Hacking Power (theintercept.com) · · Score: 1

    All dissenters should be accused of peddling child porn, true or not

  9. Re:Only reasonable outcome on Supreme Court Gives FBI More Hacking Power (theintercept.com) · · Score: 1

    If you use Tor you should pay the price for your malfeasance. Every computer should be registered with the authorities and be remotely accessible and its physical location should be quickly identifiable.

    That way, anyone who disagrees with those in power can quickly be crushed and the proletariat will have no way to express their discontent.

  10. Re:A suggestion on Music Industry Sees First Big Gains in 20 Years Thanks to Streaming Services · · Score: 1

    autotuned stuff makes 1960's bubblegum music and disco look good.

    I'm a sentient wad of chewing-rubber, you insensitive clod

  11. Re:We all know this is unwise. on Google Developers Create API For Direct USB Access Via Web Pages (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    Only myself.

    I'm running Gentoo and I remember a few years ago, when installing Chrome, it required that I enable a config option in my kernel that would give it the access I mentioned.

    At the time I thought "? Why would a web browser need that?"

    My memory is a bit cloudy on the details, I admit.

    It may have been in relation to the V8 thingie that Chrome apparently needs, I believe that may have been the module in question.

  12. Re:We all know this is unwise. on Google Developers Create API For Direct USB Access Via Web Pages (softpedia.com) · · Score: 2, Informative

    On linux, Google Chrome requires you to enable the ability in your kernel that permits arbitrary processes to read the memory of other processes.

    Originally intended for debuggers, apparently Google's web-browser won't run unless it can spy on any process in the system.

    Nice work Google. Change your motto to "Do evil", please

  13. Re:Windows... on People Often Deride Game Changing Technology as 'a Toy' (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't know why whoever posted this anonymously, it's so bang-on

  14. Re:Windows... on People Often Deride Game Changing Technology as 'a Toy' (medium.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I first started programming, I dreamed of owning a Mac.
    I couldn't afford one, so I got a PC and learned about programming DOS.

    When Windows came around, I bristled when people would tell me "It's just a fad, a toy"

    When first being exposed to linux, I told others "It's just a toy" and laughed that it had so much ground to make up to be anything like Windows.

    When I switched to linux, I realized that it was Windows and the pre-OSX Mac that were toys.

    I suppose I'll be saying the same thing again some day...

  15. Re:Dr. Klahn is building an great army on No Joke. April Fools' Day Has Been Banned In China (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    KLAHN!!!

  16. Re: 4chan trolling? on Microsoft's 'Teen Girl' AI Experiment Becomes a 'Neo-Nazi Sex Robot' · · Score: 1

    WHERE'S FRANCIS?

  17. You forgot apostrophe's on:

    The plural of apostrophe is "apostrophes", not "apostrophe's".

    Back to trolling-school for you?

  18. Re: 4chan trolling? on Microsoft's 'Teen Girl' AI Experiment Becomes a 'Neo-Nazi Sex Robot' · · Score: 4, Funny

    Deadpool reference FTW!

  19. Re:John Denver's hangar? on Boom Aerospace Company Wants To Bring Back Supersonic Civilian Travel (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Rocky Mountain High for nuttin'

    Is that a new sex-enhancement drug?

  20. Re:I want trn style "Kill Files". on 32,000 Workers At Fukushima No. 1 Got High Radiation Dose, Tepco Data Show (japantimes.co.jp) · · Score: 1

    How about we all get off your lawn while we're at it? ;-)

  21. Re:WHAT??? on CloudBees Releases Jenkins-based Platform For CDaaS (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    It's pure Jenkem

  22. Re:I was almost ready to cheer on Computer Engineer Wes Clark Dies at 88 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I first read that as Wesley Clark

    I first read that as Dick Clark and I thought "What, again?!?"

  23. Re:If only on Wolves Howl In Different 'Dialects,' Machine Learning Finds (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    do dogs howl in different languages?

    I suspect they do.
    The only evidence I have is anecdotal but hear me out:
    I love cat videos (yes, yes, I know, very original) and I've watched hundreds.
    One thing I noticed was that cats that came from asia tended to have strange-sounding (to my ears) meows.
    Researchers (not sourced, sorry) have discovered that cats meow not for each other but rather as an attempt to communicate with humans.

    Might cats adapt their meows regionally to maximize their effect with the folks they're meowing at? This is what I theorize.

    So if wolves can howl with regional accents, why couldn't cats/dogs? Albeit for different reasons.

  24. Re:Kickstarter on A Bot That Drives Robocallers Insane · · Score: 1

    I think if you programmed it to modulate the voice a little each time (by varying its pitch or other parameter), it would prevent matching algorithms or force said algos to become a lot more intelligent.

  25. Since when Java can be considered a low-level programming language?

    Yup, stopped reading right there