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  1. Re:speed of light - time traveling on Speed of Light Measurement Using Ping · · Score: -1

    When I find out how to time travel, I will go back to when your mom was a busty schoolgirl, and become your father. I will also solve the halting problem.

  2. Re:page lengthening fp! on Biological Network Security · · Score: -1

    The greatest video game ever, Custer's Revenge!

  3. Re:How bout this.. on GPL'd Embedded Development Tools? · · Score: -1

    You know it's a Developers article when a first post doesn't get modded down.

  4. Re:Well on Free Wireless Networks at Airports · · Score: -1

    I don't think this is a very good idea in the wake of September 11th. The article does not mention any prohibition on Muslim passengers using the network. It would be very easy for members of the Al Qaeda sect to plan their on-board attacks in the airport via laptops and handheld computers.

    I think in this case, safety needs to come before freedom.

  5. Re:Linus' Reply on Linus Does Not Scale · · Score: -1
    So if I, in the future, teach my currently 4-week old son C programming and show him the Linux Kernel source, then......?
    Then on his 17th birthday he will take a machine gun to school and open fire on his classmates before killing himself. Linux creates social outcasts, and as JonKatz has written again and again, that is a recipe for heartbreak and death.
  6. Re:Maybe... on Linus Does Not Scale · · Score: -1

    But he's well known for molesting the schoolchildren who come on field trips to the central Linux Development Office.

  7. Re:OT: -1 posts on EverQuest and the UN · · Score: -1

    No, I have a feeling there's a flag in the user database for it. I had negative karma from general crapflooding for a long time, then I decided to do some copy-n-paste karma whoring, and before long I was in the plus side again. I was posting at 1. Then somebody noticed the trend and modded down everything I'd posted. I haven't yet tried to get back up to 1. I have a feeling there's a "KnownTroll" flag in the database that means no matter how high your karma goes, you will post at -1.

  8. Re:Everquest is a pedophiles paradise on EverQuest and the UN · · Score: -1

    You katzreader. No self-respecting pr0n site lets you link directly to an image. You have to go to the thumbnail gallery, find 11.jpg, and click on it. Truly inspiring.

  9. Re:Today's lunch on Borking Outlook Express · · Score: -1

    Nestea is pure processed shit. Arizona, Lipton, and Snapple are where it's at.

  10. Re:karma whore on Professional, Portable, Live MP3 Encoding · · Score: -1
    you like getting fucked in the ass by RMS, huh?
    Don't knock it till you've tried it.
  11. Re:They died as Hero's on Apollo 1 · · Score: -1

    Don't forget the War on Drugs. We started that too. Oh, and Osama Bin Laden. He'd be nothing if we hadn't trained him.

  12. MOD PARENT DOWN on Apollo 1 · · Score: -1

    the parent is a plagiarized troll. please moderate accordingly.

  13. Re:Good eatin' on Apollo 1 · · Score: -1

    Haven't you ever been to a science museum where they sell Astronaut Ice Cream? Well I've got news for you. It's made from real astronauts.

  14. Re:An Offtopic question... on Free Software Magazine · · Score: -1

    No, I was actually thinking of my "legit" account which posts at 2 by default. It still has karma in the high 30's, but no metamod. Somebody has a journal entry all about this with a discussion, but I've lost the link.

  15. Re:An Offtopic question... on Free Software Magazine · · Score: 0, Informative

    Yes. You probably modded up The Post Heard 'Round Slashdot. All of us who did have lost our metamod privileges.

  16. Re:speaking of which, on The Rise of Independent Media Centers · · Score: -1

    Two words: Jon Katz.

  17. Re:GABE, my MAN! on Australia Rules DVD's are Films, Not Software · · Score: -1

    Not as badly as reading it at -1. Which I also do.

  18. Re:GABE, my MAN! on Australia Rules DVD's are Films, Not Software · · Score: -1

    Mountain Dew makes your balls shrink.

  19. 29th post! on Wireless Year in Review · · Score: -1

    29th post muthafuckaz! Givin one up for the BIG! Fuck Rany Jazayerli!

  20. Re:how about... on Non-Traditional Career Routes? · · Score: -1

    I will never ever allow myself or any of my loved ones to be handled by a mortician who thinks it's spelled "mortition".

  21. Re:lines of work on Non-Traditional Career Routes? · · Score: -1

    That was not flamebait! That was a concise, on-topic rebuttal to the parent!

  22. Re:New bug in the compiler on Intel C/C++ Compiler Beats GCC · · Score: -1

    And every single user who modded it up has lost metamod privileges. This proves that Slashdot is taking special actions against certain users without telling us.

  23. Re:Do you think Loki..... on Last Word on Loki · · Score: -1

    That is not appropriate material for the first post. Please take your smut elsewhere and leave us to our family-oriented site. Thank you very much.

  24. Frank White's REAL responses on KDE 3.0 Release Plan Updated · · Score: -1

    Well usually Roblimo takes the highest-moderated comments and sends them to me, but I guess this will do.

    1. In 1983, the GNU Project was first announced. One of its main goals was ownership of my anus. Being a man of the heterosexual persuasion, I was forced to go underground to avoid falling prey to Richard Stallman's anal invasion.

    2. You probably read that on the Baseball Prospectus. Much like Slashdot, they are devoted to promoting the homosexual agenda through lies.

    3. Once David Glass sells the Royals and the whole front office gets fired for gross incompetence, I'll have all the time in the world.

    4. To cite either of those texts would violate copyright laws such as the DMCA and SSSCA which I and all law-abiding Americans hold very dearly.

    5. Trick question, you aren't wearing pants. But your dick doesn't look big at all.

    6. With a little investigation, anyone can realize that as long as Enron held to the good solid Christian values of Texas, they had a strong business. However, in the midst of the late 90's boom, they fell prey to the dark machinations of VA (Vaginas Away!) Software, Slashdot.org, and Apache. It was only a matter of time.

    VA Software executives have been photographed frantically applying for MCSE classes, but most certification schools do not accept used condoms and old pizza boxes as payment. The writing is on the wall.

    7. If by "that" you mean CowboyNeal's shriveled cock, forget it. I have enough karma already.

    8. Everything was going well in China until Linux came along. Will they ever turn around and behold the warm sun of capitalism?

    9. You're lucky I only have one question left.

    10. In today's Washington Post Classifieds, I noticed an ad from a gentleman in Michigan who seeks some sort of Sodomite rendezvous. Clearly this man has visited the "Geek Compound" and tasted its dark delights. One can only assume this man supports the Kyoto Protocol and other anticapitalist government programs, and has not read The Kyoto Killers.

    Now, I'm off to put on my full-body armor and watch Chuck Knoblauch practice his throwing.

  25. Re:My asshole burns with the fire of Hades on KDE 3.0 Release Plan Updated · · Score: -1

    I do believe that Willie Wilson now operates the King George Inn in Warren NJ. I currently serve as special assistant to general manager Allard Baird. Baird is, of course, a horrible GM, as Rany Jazayerli and Rob Neyer have written time and time again.