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  1. Re:Religion Question? on Canadian Census: 20,000 Jedi Worshippers · · Score: 1

    faith != religion

  2. Re:Go England! on Canadian Census: 20,000 Jedi Worshippers · · Score: 1

    "I really wanted to put Jedi down on my Census, but the I had heard rumours that the UK government were going to fine people who put religion as Jedi so I chickened out"

    You truly are the ultimate pussy. Do you buy sponges from door-to-door salesmen too?

  3. Re:7-10 years?!? on New US $20 bills Released, Colors & Layout Change · · Score: 1

    When I used to work at Majestic Wine Warehouses, our company policy was to NOT accept Scottish banknotes due to risk of counterfeit (through unfamiliarity).

  4. Re:How about.... on The Perfect Formula For Box Office Success · · Score: 1

    that's called a BOOK

  5. Re:Bollywood? on The Perfect Formula For Box Office Success · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I REALLY like the wet sari.

    Bollywood babes are the best - better than those idiotic, silicone distorted frankensteins that Americans seem to love. I'm excepting Halle Berry from that.

  6. Re:How about 100% porn? on The Perfect Formula For Box Office Success · · Score: 1

    so does the computer games industry, the oil business, the car industry etc etc etc

    what was your point?

  7. Re:Five minutes flat.. on Modding The Barton XP To A Barton MP · · Score: 1

    you may not yet of heard of the twin phenomena of "Europe" and "Asia", I understand these mysterious forces can contribute to network traffic somewhat.

  8. Re:Parent exaggerates on Xine Gets Native Sorenson3 Decoding · · Score: 1

    but why? QuickTime is Apple's architecture, it's NOT a bunch of CODECs - porting QuickTime's functionality to a different architecture would be a complete subversion of QT, and a complete waste of time.

  9. Re:Remember nothing on The Disappearance of Saturday Morning · · Score: 1

    yep

  10. Re:Gigabit ethernet versus firewire on IP over Firewire Updated · · Score: 1

    It's a lot easier to initiate Target Disk Mode than to configure a second network connection. A LOT easier.

  11. Re:Gigabit ethernet versus firewire on IP over Firewire Updated · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not true. In practice (yes, we have a Gig E network) you RARELY get over 300Mbps from a Gig E link - FW 400 can hit these rates just fine.

  12. Re:Can you say hub? on IP over Firewire Updated · · Score: 1

    Macs come with a nice, transparent 4pin to 6pin cable - how's that gonna help you?

  13. Re:Gigabit ethernet versus firewire on IP over Firewire Updated · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    that's practical, of course - I'm going back to Omniweb if fucking Safari won't spell as I type for me...

  14. Re:Gigabit ethernet versus firewire on IP over Firewire Updated · · Score: 1

    "So how is this better than gigabit ethernet which is standard on most macs?"

    It isn't, really. I tried it out when they first released IP over Firewire and found it about equalled my normal Gigabit E performance - the problem being that 1394 cabling costs the Earth. Mind you, my setup was using FW 400 - you may well be able to exceed Gig E's practicle bandwidth limitations when using Macs with FW 800 on the motherboard. Still, it's a great technology for Apple to implement - if nothing more it effectively offers a second high performance network port on each machine, and many older Macs have FW 400 onboard but only 10/100 Ethernet.

  15. Re:Remember nothing on The Disappearance of Saturday Morning · · Score: 1

    "you talk shit about that guy in the office that nobody else likes, and you turn on the tube and watch mindless sitcoms."

    You might, I really don't.

    "So, quit lying to yourself and being embarrassed. Sit down with your kids and share the moment."

    I don't have any kids, and I'm really not in denial.

  16. Re:Remember nothing on The Disappearance of Saturday Morning · · Score: 1

    "considering it something meaningless, stupid or pathetic"

    But kids' cartoons ARE meaningless, stupid and pathetic - even most KIDS realise that.

    I particularly enjoyed the Mysterious Cities of Gold when I was young, but you can't take this crap seriously.

  17. Re:Parent exaggerates on Xine Gets Native Sorenson3 Decoding · · Score: 1

    " I don't think it'd cost more than a few thousand for a few engineers at Apple or Microsoft to throw together a plug-in for Mplayer or Xine"

    So you think the QuickTime team could knock out an acceptable player in a couple of minutes then? Unlike yours, real programmers' time is actually worth MONEY.

  18. Re:Already has it. on Xine Gets Native Sorenson3 Decoding · · Score: 1

    so what you're saying is that you still need QuickTime installed to play QuickTime movies?

  19. Re:Apple is pushing QuickTime publishers to MPEG-4 on Xine Gets Native Sorenson3 Decoding · · Score: 2, Informative

    "in relation to the codec used in Sorenson Squeeze"

    Not true. The legal action is over the CODEC used in Flash MX (Sorenson Spark), as Squeeze can use either SV 3.1 or Spark - Apple maintain that their agreement with Sorenson Media gives them exclusive rights to use A Sorenson CODEC, Sorenson says not ANY Sorenson CODEC.

    Incidentally, Sorenson's MPEG4 CODEC is a beaut, and gives MUCH better encodes than Apple's.

  20. Re:I didn't volunteer my money to burn up on reent on Shuttle Politics · · Score: 1

    Britain's nukes are supplied by the USA these days, and therefore controlled by the USA, too.

  21. Re:Just bought 3 of 'em on Still Life in the Apple II Community · · Score: 1

    you could hire a helicopter and drop them at random onto Redmond - they're quite dangerous from a good height

  22. Re:I didn't volunteer my money to burn up on reent on Shuttle Politics · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think you'll find they have their own nukes. That's why you can't bully them like you do most of the world. Who disagreed with the US policy on Iraq? France (nukes) China (nukes) Russia (many nukes). Can you see a trend?

  23. Re:I didn't volunteer my money to burn up on reent on Shuttle Politics · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    don't try THAT one on!

    your stupid country just spent 300Bn destroying Iraq!

  24. Re:Why alternatives? on .Mac Alternatives? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I must say that I agree, and I don't even use all the .Mac features - I DO use, Virex, Backup, email, homepage (for photos) and iDisk, but I've neglected iCal and iSync thus far...

    cost me £33 for a year - I make that in about an hour and a half, it's about the same price as a tank of fuel for me!

  25. Re:Speaking of Pinket.. on First Matrix Reloaded Review · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Very nearly??

    I don't like Will Smith too much for sure, but Keanu Reeves is the worst fucking actor for just about ANY role, the guy's a fucking disaster area.

    Still, the Matrix is a SHIT movie, about one tenth as entertaining as Ghost in the Shell, taking just one example.