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The Disappearance of Saturday Morning

Ant writes "Saturday morning no longer means kids in front of TV sets across the country, glued to the latest in hip cartoons. Why? Gerard Raiti investigates the death of an era." As a former Saturday morning TV addict, this doesn't seem like a bad thing to me.

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  1. I remember saturday mornings by jon787 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I fought with my sister over whether to watch Garfield and Friends or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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    1. Re:I remember saturday mornings by vivek7006 · · Score: 1

      This really made me nostalgic. When I was a kid, I would eagerly wait for saturday mornings just to watch those cartoons .....

    2. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Is your sister sexay?

    3. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I remember correctly, those cartoons were on at different times.

    4. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      Garfield of course! Actually, I didn't like the "and Friends" part of the show. It was really stupid, but Garfield was cool.

      I still can't believe my parents let me have TMNT toys as a kid. What a waste of money.

    5. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles > *

      My little brother loves Sat. mornings he always wakes up at some un-godly hour (7:00am!?!) to watch Kids WB and FOX - Yu-Gi-Oh, Jackie Chan, Pokemon...

      From Article:
      Six key factors have led to children watching less Saturday morning cartoons: more recreational sports, the introduction of cable and satellite TV, the Internet and video games, a poorer quality of animation, and a greater emphasis on family time. These factors are rather self-explanatory with the exception of the latter: the divorce rate of Americans now stands at 49 percent, and time on the weekends has become more precious for children as many commute between parents' houses. For parents who only have limited access to their children due to either divorce or career advancement, plopping them down in front of the television for five hours on a Saturday morning is no longer a viable option. Among most parents, divorced or not, there is a new emphasis on "quality" time. Consequently, taking one's children to the theater, mall, museum, event, zoo or beach on the weekend is deemed more appropriate to being a "good" parent, than letting kids sit and watch cartoons. To this effect, American society has changed substantially enough over the last two decades to the point where Saturday morning cartoons are less important to our culture.


      My parents are divorced and my brother still loves to watch TV from 7:00 to Noon. I think the "death" of Sat. Morning Cartoons is due to the 24 hour cartoon stations, not divorce and TiVo. As I was growing up I did not have Cartoon Network, Disney and Nickelodeon. The programming for kids was only on Saturday Mornings and for 1-2 hours after I got home from school. So if I wanted to see the only kids shows I would have to have watched on Sat Morning.
    6. Re:I remember saturday mornings by j_kenpo · · Score: 1

      I remember both of those cartoons, but at some point, at least locally where I am at, CBS picked up TMNT so both Garfield and TMNT were on the same channel. But I definitly remember those days :)

    7. Re:I remember saturday mornings by j_kenpo · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the smiley face, the excitement of Saturday Morning Cartoons overwhelmed me....

    8. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > I fought with my sister over whether to watch Garfield and Friends or Teenage Mutant
      > Ninja Turtles.

      The Saturday-morning cartoons I most easily remember from when I was a kid are *The Smurfs* and those public service type edu-toons the stations were required to run, like the *Schoolhouse Rock* cartoons, as well as the musical advertisements from cheese manufacturers' or beef industry associations...

      I also recall that my favorite Saturday-morning show wasn't a cartoon, but rather some show in which a bearded guy would tell stories to a room full of kids. Just like story time in elementary school, only on TV. He'd tell some really gruesome kids' stories though, like the one in which a man fights with some sort of man-beast and cuts a chunk out of its flesh during the fight, and takes it home and cooks it up to serve for his family...

      A few years later the arrival of *Saved By the Bell* started to change the landscape of Saturday-morning kids' TV, turning it into a time for kids' versions of sitcoms and other live-character shows instead of so many cartoons. Mmmmm, the crush I had on those *Saved By the Bell* gals when I was a kid...

      BTW, for anyone who doesn't know, the classic *Schoolhouse Rock* series is available on a special-edition DVD these days. Great nostalgia.

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    9. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      Garfield was pretty cool, but nothing could beat the Ninja Turtles!

      My brother used to get up that early, but now, he gets my step-dad to record the shows and he watches them at a sane time (like noon-2).

      Personally, I think that the 24-hour cartoon stations have some of the worst animation that I have EVER seen. That Ed, Ed, and Eddy show looks like it was drawn by a right handed man's broken left hand. Compare that to anything on WB and the WB just blows it out of the water with regards to animation quality.

      Having divorced parents really sucks. I hope that you have (had?) an easier time with it than I've had. My parents divorced when I was three and they've each been stressing me to hate the other ever since. My brother (not the one above) still has to deal with it. Fortunately for me, I've moved out, so now, I don't have to deal with the constant fighting or the unreasonable rules of my step-dad.

    10. Re:I remember saturday mornings by cujo_1111 · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm, the crush I had on those *Saved By the Bell* gals when I was a kid...

      That didn't happen to be Tiffany Amber Thiessen, did it?

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    11. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Flakeloaf · · Score: 1

      a poorer quality of animation, ...excuse me? The Mighty Hercules anyone? Spider Man?

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    12. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Ponty · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah -- U.S. Acres was typically better than the Garfield sketches, I thought. I've never really been a cartoon fan, but I always thouht it was a great program.

    13. Re:I remember saturday mornings by birdman666 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Mmmmm, the crush I had on those *Saved By the Bell* gals when I was a kid...
      I know, Screech was SO hot!
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    14. Re:I remember saturday mornings by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      as well as the musical advertisements from cheese manufacturers'

      You wouldn't be talking about that yellow ballish looking thing with legs and a big top hat and cane, singing "I hanker for a hunk o' cheese," are you? :-)

      I'd love to buy a DVD of those old PSAs, they really take me back-- I've already got the Schoolhouse Rock stuff.

      ~Philly

    15. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, how is that comment Offtopic?

      Moderators, elaborate! //notjon787

    16. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, you never have to apologize for being happy. If slashdot makes you feel that way, there is more things wrong with this place than we already knew.

    17. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      LOL! Even to this day I remember the cartoon about 'don't drown your food'. There was a salad guy that was getting completely hosed by salad dressing..and a few years later I learned that good lettuce doesn't need dressing. When I was a kid I'd put a gallon of Italian dressing on my salad. Now, not one drop of anything (unless I'm eating Italian food, then it gets some balsamic vinaigrette and oil) goes on my lettuce.

      OT, I know, but reminiscing is always on topic.

    18. Re:I remember saturday mornings by fwarren · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Yes it was great, fighing over what cartoons to wath, getting up early, eating plenty of chocolate frosted sugar bombs

      I am 36, which means I remember Cartoons starting when I was 5 in 1971, up to when I left home at 19 and no longer had younger brothers and sisters watching them.

      No one hear has mentioned Boomerang, the Cartoon Network spin-off which showcases Hanna-Barbara cartoons from 1958 to 1985.

      Yes, now seen as an adult, some of the shows I thought were cool, are, well, junk. However, some things still hold up well. Like Johnny Quest

      Also no one has mentioned such Jay Ward classics as Rocky and Bullwinkle. A show written for kids, with dialog for the adults and humor that cut to the heart of the cold war.

      I remember back in the 70's when the networks would have a Friday night where they would show off their new Saturday morning linuep. One of the things we would look forward to after school started up again in September is seeing what new cartoons would be on.

      Inspector Gadget and Robotech were worth watching. At 18, I grew tired of the He-Man,GI Joe tie-ins. They had enough bullets flying around to call it world war 3, but no one ever dies, They can't die, K-Mart had 100 units of each figure on the shelf, killing of the character would have been bad business.

      Yes, the quality of the animation is terrible now days. There are a few modern gems. I find Ren and Stimpy funny and pretty incorrect.

      I would have to agree that most cartoons are not very good, because they are not witty and there is no adult humor in them, or that they are so PC. Let's dialog about our feelings. The Simpsons has not been on so long because they dialog about their feelings, it's because they take no prisoners.

      It's pretty sad realy, even back in the 70's most of the great cartoons had been made in the 60's.

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    19. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're 36 now you were too old to be watching Inspector Gadget and Robotech in the 80's? That's just so uncool.

    20. Re:I remember saturday mornings by miketang16 · · Score: 1

      As you can tell from below, the parent post is not just ON-topic, it IS the topic of many people. Whatever idiot moderator modded this post down should be ashamed.

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    21. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

      Having divorced parents really sucks. I hope that you have (had?) an easier time with it than I've had. My parents divorced when I was three and they've each been stressing me to hate the other ever since. My brother (not the one above) still has to deal with it.

      But then again, it made us all nerds. Maybe it was worth it? ;-)

      (is there such a thing as "smiley denoting a very melancholic smile, somewhere between Humphrey Bogart and Woody Allen"?)

    22. Re:I remember saturday mornings by ender- · · Score: 1

      My main memory of Saturday mornings was that same egg-shaped guy [I think] showing you how to make ice-pops with orange juice, an ice-tray, toothpicks and some saran-wrap.

      Of course, most of these darn kids all have ice-makers these days and don't even know what an ice-tray is...

      Ack I'm only 29 and I feel OLD sometimes!

      As for cartoons, it was Loony-Toons all the way for me.

      Ender

    23. Re:I remember saturday mornings by technomom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've always wondered how the "divorce rate" is measured. It always seems strangely high to me because it just doesn't add up anecdotally.
      Is it simply a count of divorces per marriages in a particular year? If so, doesn't that discount marriages that last for a long time?

      JoAnn

    24. Re:I remember saturday mornings by faxafloi · · Score: 1

      Did anyone besides me watch Tomfoolery? Based on the nonsense poetry of Edward Lear, et al. Came on around 6am, and depending on whether you grokked it, it was either the coolest or the stupidest thing on tv.

      I blame it for my inability to appreciate *real* poetry.

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    25. Re:I remember saturday mornings by zeugma-amp · · Score: 1

      Schoolhouse Rock is available on DVD now. It brought back a lot of memories for me when I bought it.

      I liked WB cartoons best on Sat. morning. Bugs & RR just about always worked for me, though much of even their stuff really degenerated into absolute dreck for a while when some bunch of moronic moms started yelling about 'violence' in cartoons, and we ended up with a bunch of toons where everything was some type of contrived competition or something similar.

      Saturday mornings were great, but my favorite rememberance of cartoons was when I was older and went to "Yes" concert in Dallas. The opening band didn't show, so instead of just doing nothing they showed Bugs and RoadRunner cartoons. Having 20k or so fans literally ROTFLTAO really enhances the experience, as did the generally 'chemically enhanced' atmosphere. :-)

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    26. Re:I remember saturday mornings by CrayzyJ · · Score: 1

      Excersize your choppers!

      "Hey chopper, how 'bout running a few laps with us?"
      "Nah, I'm just gonna chew on this celery stick"
      Excersize your choppers with some good hard food!

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    27. Re:I remember saturday mornings by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      *sigh*

      Yeah, Cartoon Network bites...now if only there were some GOOD cartoon programming (Sailor Moon wa doko ni iru no?!!) on the channel as there used to be...

      -uso.
      TMNT r0x0r!!! I wish some cable network still showed the old (1987-1991) syndicated episodes...

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    28. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1
      I think the "death" of Sat. Morning Cartoons is due to the 24 hour cartoon stations

      No, saturday morning died before the cartoon channels came around.

      I blame it all on the fact that they all played out and nobody wanted to make a new series. I mean, after a while, the turtles started to get silly when they tried to get new ideas for the show. And how many times can the Power Rangers find some secret ancient giant robot hidden in a cave somewhere on earth?

    29. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Xcruciate · · Score: 1

      I believe that was the "90125" tour. I saw this in Charlotte, and I don't believe there ever was an opening band on this tour. The cartoon was a WB cartoon with the old guy and that dancing frog that he puts into a cornerstone of a building only to be found in the distant future. Pretty cool, considering the chemicals I had imbibed before the show.

      Also, talking about nostalgia for Saturday mornings, anyone remember "In the News"? Those were little news bites watered down for us kids at the time. (Long time ago)

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    30. Re:I remember saturday mornings by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      This really made me nostalgic. When I was a kid, I would eagerly wait for saturday mornings just to watch those cartoons .....

      Of course, back then that was the only time they were on. MAYBE a UHF station would show some weird old cartoon after school, but those old analog tuning TV's sucked at getting them in. Today the WB and UPN and maybe even FOX are showing the same stuff before and after school as they do Sat. mornings.

      Its got nothing to do with hower quality animation, divorce rates, or cable TV. Its simple overexposure, there's nothing special about Sat mornings anymore, so why should kids get excited? Might as well go play with friends, cause you have all day with no school...

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    31. Re:I remember saturday mornings by zrk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I remember that many in the action-oriented cartoons of the 60s and early 70s, it was always a disaster if the good guys turned the bad guys' (mcguffin) up to full power. That would always cause an explosion.

      I remember catching first-run episodes of the Herculoids (Gloop and Gleep), Johnny Quest (with his dad's Live-in Companion Race Bannon), Spider Man (Levitating Manhattan Island!), The Young Sentinels (with Super Samauri), Star Trek (the animated series), Superman, The various Batmans (including Bat-Mite!), The Superfriends (pre-Whazzup!!!), the New Adventures of Gilligan, Far Out Space Nuts (I said lunch, not launch!!!), Space Academy (with Jimmy Doohan and that annoying robot Peepo), Speedbuggy & JabberJaw (and several other Scooby Doo clones), Josie and the Pussycats (and its sequel The Pussycats in Outer Space), The Lost Saucer (with that damn Dorse!), Lidsville and HR Puffnstuff...

      The list goes on.

      The good thing about Saturday morning TV was that it allowed the grownups to sleep late while the kids would zone out in front of the TV.

    32. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      If you can get the tilde (~) to stand on it's side, there would be :)

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    33. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Angron · · Score: 1

      It counts number of divorces in a year versus number of marriages in a year. Thus if less people are getting married these days (as they are) it seems much higher than it should. But "half of all marriages end in divorce" is an easy thing to get stuck in your head ;).

    34. Re:I remember saturday mornings by technomom · · Score: 1

      Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

      Thanks for the clarification.

      JoAnn

    35. Re:I remember saturday mornings by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      If it weren't for Schoolhouse Rock...I'd have never passed English.....

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    36. Re:I remember saturday mornings by sherpajohn · · Score: 1

      Heck with me it was Johhny Quest and Nestle Quik - right out of the box with a spoon, no glass no milk. Yipeeeee!

      Now its Everquest and multiple pots of strong coffee. Still fun.

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    37. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Arcturax · · Score: 1

      Me too, only in my case it was 80's cartoons. The local station put GI-Joe opposite GEM, which really pissed me off because my parents always let her have her way.

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    38. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Arcturax · · Score: 1

      I think he was thinking of Nicholodean, who have dumbed cartoons down to the point of uselessness. They have had a few good ones, such as Invader Zim, but 90% of Nick is crap.

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    39. Re:I remember saturday mornings by jx100 · · Score: 1

      oh please, even a monkey can do that! :s

    40. Re:I remember saturday mornings by xkenny13 · · Score: 1

      The Bugaloos rocked!!

    41. Re:I remember saturday mornings by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Well, inferring from your username and comment content, you seem to be a female married Slashdot user with kids.

      Did you say something about not adding up anecdotally?

    42. Re:I remember saturday mornings by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      The Smurfs are not nostalgia. The Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner show, Justice Friends, and anything from Hanna Barbera that now gets spoofed on adult swim on Cartoon Network - *that* is nostalgia.

      I argue that Saturday morning fell apart about the time when it became impossible to find a show not based on a line of toys, or vice versa. That is one among many of my bag of examples about how it is possible to excessively commercialize artistic expression to the detriment of the advertising value of the content. Hear that, MPAA, Ted Turner, et. al?!

    43. Re:I remember saturday mornings by rifter · · Score: 1

      Something else I noticed about this, is that the article does not trace the history of saturday morning anywhere near its roots. My understanding was that before the cartoons, there were saturday morning monster movie marathons. And before that, there were serials and such at the theatre on saturdays...

    44. Re:I remember saturday mornings by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Johnny Quest (with his dad's Live-in Companion Race Bannon)

      You know, I could have gone my whole life without thinking about that fact. Of course, Johnny was always running around with Haji...

      Argghh! I have to go find my happy place.

    45. Re:I remember saturday mornings by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Yes, the quality of the animation is terrible now days. There are a few modern gems.

      suggestions: Courage the Cowardly Dog (the only cartoon I Tivo), Samurai Jack

    46. Re:I remember saturday mornings by catscan2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to a Sociology class i had in college several years ago, the professor debunked the 50% divorce rate statistic because it only measures the number of divorces divided by the number of marriages in a single year. If you measure what percentage of marriages end in divorce over a long time span, that 50% rate dwindles substantially to something like 10% or less, if I remember correctly (it's been a while). The 50% rate is not a very good measurement and many cofactors exist to inflate it, though I can't remember the specifics off the top of my head.

    47. Re:I remember saturday mornings by catscan2000 · · Score: 1

      The blonde guy was pretty hot :-), but ewww, not Screech! ;-).

    48. Re:I remember saturday mornings by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is I never watched cartoons, but would watch nick at night after getting home.
      One night after work Zim was on, that show was really pretty good. I watched it from that point on, it seemed to be set in the modern world and not some utopian idea of school, they nailed everything.
      A room with a moose was great and I'm not sure why, just something wrong with that moose. I haven't seen anything like it on tv since.

    49. Re:I remember saturday mornings by technomom · · Score: 1

      It gets worse, I'm over 40! A middle-aged, married mom geek!

      JoAnn

    50. Re:I remember saturday mornings by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      hehe. Cool. I'm going to keep an eye out for your comments. They should prove antidotal to most of the thoughtless juvenile groupthink that goes on around here.

    51. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blond guy was ugly, stop poking the smot.

    52. Re:I remember saturday mornings by adjusting · · Score: 1

      Well, after all, Gem was truly truly truly outrageous.

    53. Re:I remember saturday mornings by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      But surely if you account for the numbers over time you'd get the right percentage right ? So you take the number of people married at time A. That year X marriages are performed. If X/2 divorces occur that year, then obviously the statistic is X/2 / A+X not X/2 / X (ie 50%) However, that doesn't take into account all the divorces that occurred in previous years (ie the number of "successful" marriages at this point in time (A) may have already been the subject of attrition from 2*A prior to this time) So in short - lies, damn lies, and statistics :)

    54. Re:I remember saturday mornings by mulderjoe · · Score: 1

      Saturday morning was the only morning I'd willingly get out of bed early. Wake my younger sister, have a bowl of some sugar-infested cereal, and sit and watch the test pattern until the channel began it's broadcast day (remember that? When channels actually went off the air for the wee hours? Amazing).

      One thing about watching the test pattern...they always had the same soundtrack playing every Saturday morning. The penultimate song, right before the National Anthem (accompanied by images of the flag), was "City of New Orleans" by Arlo Guthrie. I have that song on my constant mp3 rotation now because, even as an 'adult', that song brings forth very happy memories...the giddy anticipation of all the new cartoons ahead of us.

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    55. Re:I remember saturday mornings by kevmit · · Score: 1

      "Schoolhouse Rock" was saturday morning greatness! Here's a link with the lyrics and some .au files...
      Schoolhouse Rock
      Does anyone else remember the saturday morning newsbyte series, with Christopher Glen, called "In the News" ?
      In The News
      Time was you might actually get edu-ma-cated on saturday morning, or at the very least, entertained. Now all the cartoons are just 30 minute blipverts for whatever toy they're hawking.

    56. Re:I remember saturday mornings by mink · · Score: 1

      Fire the Walnuts.

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  2. Mmmm infomercials^H^H^H^^H^H^H^^H^H^Hcartoons by fiftyfly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    though I enjoyed my fair share of carttons, I have to wonder who realy loses here. I don't think it's the 'viewers'

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  3. I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by CaptCanuk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I never slept in on Saturday mornings and they were the best thing on TV from 9am-12pm. I recently checked that time slot on the channels I used to watch and there was very little kid-oriented in this time slot. It used to be kids Saturday morning and Christian Evangelists on Sunday morning... so at least one of the two days was ok.

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    1. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Funny

      When I was a kid, I thought the cartoons were hilarious and the Christian Evangelists were boring.

      Now I think I that the cartoons are boring and the Christian Evangelists are hilarious.

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    2. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by eenglish_ca · · Score: 1

      I use my saturday mornings to read slashdot and now that the saturday morning tv era is ending my fellow children will join me and tube on. I completely agree that sunday morning was fairly entertaining watching the religious fanatics knocking people over as they run around screaming and on their stages just like Steve Ballmer(read his bio on MS, it says he runs every day).

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    3. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by mobiGeek · · Score: 5, Funny
      9am? Yikes. I used to get up sometimes before the big three started broadcasting. Test patterns...

      Then the university programs would come on for one or two half-hour shows. There'd be lectures on dinosaurs, chemistry, ancient art, archeology, religion, Egyptian architectures, etc...

      Then, if I remember correctly, Scooby-Doo would start off the morning line up (the real Scooby-Doo, not that new-age Scrappy crap, and DON'T get me started on Gadzookie...).

      Superfriends, Laugh Olympics, and of course the classic Schoolhouse Rock fill-ins...conjunction junction, what's your function?

      I never really liked the Smurfs; guess I was starting to outgrow cartoons then. But I never missed an episode of Dungeons and Dragons. Always wanted that bow...

      Back then, shows were real. Now we've got Artifical T.V. ... my wife says that Jenna won.

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    4. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember that the evangelists don't necessarily stand for what every Christian believes in. I find them very money-oriented which is a big turnoff. Being patient kind to one another is something we should all learn to do better.

    5. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot one...

      MENUDO!!! (barf)

    6. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Archfeld · · Score: 1

      remember PuffNStuff ? Good God, Saturday morning could not start early enough for me as a kid, and it always ended right at the start of Don Cornelies(sp) and the SoulTrain.... ...Hooking up words and phrases...

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    7. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laff Olympics! OMG hadn't thought about that in a while. Didn't care for it or Scooby Doo as much as H R PuffnStuff and the Banana Splits

    8. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find them very money-oriented which is a big turnoff.

      You need to be a little money orientated to be on TV. Putting together a national broadcast every week takes some doing.

      I think many probably have the mindset that its good to take in as much money as possible, so as to further spread "the word". Then there are others who are only in it for the money. Not a bad racket if you can pull it off... at least its legal.

    9. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      and it always ended right at the start of Don Cornelies(sp) and the SoulTrain....

      I never could watch that show... I hated him for bringing about the end my saturday cartoons. :'(
      And then one day, I go to turn on cartoons and 7am to 12pm non-stop news and infomercials!

      Personally, I wouldn't mind a full day of nothing but Bugs, Daffy, and of course my favorite, the Coyote and Road Runner.

    10. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then there are others who are only in it for the money. Not a bad racket if you can pull it off... at least its legal.

      This is the category cartoons are in. Apparently they just don't cut it anymore.

    11. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by evilviper · · Score: 5, Funny
      the classic Schoolhouse Rock fill-ins


      (singing)
      I'm an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be, and I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me. There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom. I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em, cause there's limits to our liberties. 'Least I hope and pray that there are, 'cause those liberal freaks go too far.

      kid: Well why can't we just make a law against flag burning?

      Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional.
      But if we changed the Constitution...

      kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!

      Amendment: Now you're catching on!

      Kid: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?

      Amendment (singing): Then I'll crush all opposition to me, and I'll make Ted Kennedy pay. If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

      Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified ya! You're in the U.S. Constitution.

      Amendment: Oh yeah! Door's open, boys.
      --
      Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
    12. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by btakita · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Not a bad racket if you can pull it off... at least its legal."

      Not very ethical however. Its a shame that these people represent believers in Jesus to so many people.
      They are like the crackers of hackers. Crackers give hackers a bad name but they are a very small percentage of hackers. Same with greedy televangelists. They give Christianity a bad name, but are a very small percentage of Christians.

      Jesus knocked over the tables of the "money changers" in the Temple. He definately does not approve of fraudulent televangelism.

    13. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by spakka · · Score: 0, Troll
      He definately does not approve of fraudulent televangelism.

      Another christian who speaks for jesus

    14. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by David_W · · Score: 1

      So it's true; some cartoons do encourage violence...

    15. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by pmz · · Score: 1

      I'm an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be...

      The actual cartoon was on The Daily Show a while back. Among the funniest things I've seen. I couldn't find it on the Comedy Central website, but, perhaps, I'm just stupid.

    16. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats because this was on the Simpsons

    17. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Orne · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is the song from the Simpsons, 3F16 - 17th March 1996, from the episode The Day the Violence Died, when Crusty the clown was forced to remove the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon from his show. The "kid" voice was done by the same lady who does the voice as Millhouse.

    18. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back then, shows were real. Now we've got Artifical T.V. . .

      Although we may see the current crop of cartoons seem to be inferior to what we used to watch, I have to remind of what we used to watch was pretty cheesy in retrospect:

      Scobby Doo: A jock, a nerd, a princess, a stoner, and a talking dog go around solving mysteries.

      Dungeons and Dragons: A jock, a princess, a nerd, a coward, a brat, a female athlete, and a unicorn go around trying to find a way home.

      Superfriends: A league of leotard-wearing superheroes (some of whom are ambiguously gay) fights a league of leotard-wearing super villians.

      Smurfs: 101 blue creatures whose main purpose in life is to sing "La-la-lalala-la" and avoid being eaten by a wizard and his cat.

      In retrospect, those were the days . . .

    19. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Well, Ricky Martin used to be in Menudo too... (BTW it's now called MDO)

      -uso.
      (Intended as -1 Offtopic)

      --
      Dreams, dreams, don't doubt dreams, dreaming children's dreaming dreams. Sailor Moon SS
    20. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Not to be a troll or anything, but have you actually read much of the bible? Christianity gives itself a bad name even without the televangalists and pedophile priests.

    21. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by pmz · · Score: 1

      thats because this was on the Simpsons

      I distinctly remember seeing it on the Daily Show. Comedy Central may have just gotten permission from Fox to play it.

    22. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by krenn · · Score: 1

      Yup up early enough to have to wait through the agricultural program that was on at what 5:30? Colonel Bleep came on at 6:00 then Thunderbirds at 6:30 (alright so its marionettes not animation, sue me). I lived for Underdog and Secret Squirrel (I'm obviously a tad older than some folks here :-) ), and then Looney tunes, Bugs and Road Runner as well as the others. My mom and dad woud get up about Underdog time and laugh to some of that (and often NOT the parts I did, HMMMM I'll bet there were innuendo's that went right over my head) just as hard as I did. They'd seen many of the Bugs ones before the movies they went to as kids. That's what you did on rainy saturdays before tv if you lived in a city, you got 25c from mom and saw a double feature and a newsreel and shorts as well as a couple cartoons and got popcorn to boot and you were out of Mom's hair until noon.

      One theme I keep seeing here is that New stuff is bad and the old stuff is better. I think Sturgeons Law applies (90% of everything is Crap), we get to see the best of the 30's, 40's and 50's shorts. When Cartoon network runs their June Bugs (presuming they do) with 95% of all the Bugs cartoons (there are a few with folks in black face that even they don't show) Tivo or tape it and watch. There is a lot of good, but a lot of dreck too. We just get to see the winnowed out gems like Duck Season or What's Opera Doc, or the Bunny of Seville and miss the lame ones.

      There are some pretty good new cartoons that are fun to watch and you can let kids watch without too much trouble. Square Bob Sponge Pants, The Fairly Odd parents and Power Puff Girls all have some great shows along with the dreck, and I'm laughing at stuff that go right over my 7 and 10 year olds heads just like my Mom and Dad did with Underdog.

      I think the other theme I've seen is the dumbing down of Kids TV. When my first girl was a toddler (about 96-97) Sesame street was a riot, Smashing pumpkins might show up or Maria Callas or someonesinging Send Slimey to the moon (to the tune of fly me to the moon). Somewhere along the way the decided to refocus to smaller kids with Elmo's World and all of a sudden it became Teletubbies without half the intellect (and believe you me Teletubbies is not big on intellect).

      PBS seems scizophrenic, they still have some great stuff (watch Between the Lions with a near reader, or Cyberchase with a first grader and they'll have fun and you'll get a laugh or two in the process), but somewhere along the way they lost their way too. Witness Barney, Dragontales, Sagwa and a bunch of other PC garbage that is neither educational nor entertaining.

      The big issue is that the Old Sesame Street seemed to know that there were parents watching, and there were intentional complex interplays going on that amused the parents but the Kids loved too. That seems to be the thing with any GOOD kids TV, avoid talking down to them but also remember they aren't adults in small clothes. Some stuff is just plain innappropriate (let them be kids for a bit, adulthood lasts an awful long time).

      When some of the modern shows manage to walk that fine line they buck the trend and may end up being classics that my two girls will be introducing to their kids just like I introduced Bugs and Road Runner to mine.

      Now if I could just find Underdog and see what was so darn funny to my Dad...

    23. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Xcruciate · · Score: 1

      Ya, I remember getting up way before dawn and watching static for who knows how long. (Too young to tell time) Then I would have to sit through what seemed to be three hours worth of "Sunrise Semester" (maybe I absorbed some of it via osmosis or something-could explain my interest in early Greek philosophy) and eat about twelve bowls of Cocoa Puffs. Finally, Bugs Bunny for an hour! The ones with Marvin the Matian were the best! Remember the instant goons (just add water)?

      --
      It's like "looking busy" at your employment - it's actually easier to do real work than to fake it. - bmo
    24. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

      Well it sure obvious you have not read much of the Bible yourself. Your statment is quit obsurd. Nor do you think much. Post again after you learn to reason for yourself instead of paroting what your pedophilic profesor told you.

    25. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by ddimas · · Score: 1

      It's obvious you have not read the bible. You certainly don't understand it otherwise you would not even make such a foolish statement.

      Ic. Xp. Nika

    26. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      Back then, shows were real. Now we've got Artifical T.V. ... my wife says that Jenna won.

      Yeah, same here. Nowadays those Saturday cartoons pale in comparison to Jenna.

    27. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid, I almost never got up before Noon on Sat. mornings. Still yet, I managed to get in some Johny Quest, and Speed Racer, somehow.

    28. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Ted Kennedy- now there's a man who's a model of integrity.

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    29. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

      Have you noticed how many of the charlettons empires have crumbled. The current televangelist that I am familiar with, like Jack Hayford, live very modest lives, usualy below the standard of living for other profesionals with eight year degrees ( which many have). At least some of the wealthy televangilists have gotten that way through means other then their ministry. Wise money managment is Biblical. There is nothing wrong with becoming rich through investment. As for any crooks still out there, their days are numbered. Their money changing tables will be overturned. Its happened in the past, it will happen again.

    30. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by btakita · · Score: 1

      I've read about half of it. How does Christianity give itself a bad name?

    31. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      9am? Yikes. I used to get up sometimes before the big three started broadcasting. Test patterns...
      ...and farm shows
    32. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by btakita · · Score: 1

      You bring up a good point.

      I can speak for Jesus because I know he hates how God's name is being used to steal from others. The eigth commandment is "You shall not steal". The third commandment is "You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain". Using God's name to steal slanders God's work.

    33. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by bitrott · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I'd give them to you. They're still making up shit as they go. Just because they have some basic guides doesn't mean they're staying in the lines. It's in the subtle changes that they fuck over an entire ideology.

    34. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As for any crooks still out there, their days are numbered.

      Unfortunately, this is just not true. Peter Popoff was caught red-handed receiving so-called "messages from God" from his wife via a wireless earpiece. Yet this was no more than a setback to him. He is still going at it, and raking in plenty of tax-free dollars.

      TV evangelists are no different from "psychics" like Uri Geller. It's the same racket. And just like Peter Popoff, it doesn't seem to matter to most people that Uri Geller has been exposed as a fraud. He is still out there making millions doing exactly what he has always done. People never learn.

    35. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 1

      In the words of Gandhi "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

      --
      It's sad when choosing an installation directory on your own qualifies you as an "advanced user."
    36. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by mulderjoe · · Score: 1

      I felt it was interesting when the two subjects, evangelism and cartoons, were combined. "I don't know, Davey." I cannot remember one moral lesson learned from "Davey and Goliath" on Sunday mornings, other than the theme music at the end. And, of course, that the Herculoids were on right after.

    37. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      "I don't know, Davey." I cannot remember one moral lesson learned from "Davey and Goliath" on Sunday mornings, other than the theme music at the end.

      I remember that if I am angry at a friend, I should not tie him to a rock on a mountainside and leave him to die.

      That and god makes thunder because he's angry with me.

      Or something...

      --
      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
  4. Well... by coene · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If kids in America arent watching cartoons on Saturday mornings (I did!), what are they doing?

    My guess is that they're sleeping a lot more due to increasingly hectic schedules. For those who arent sleeping, god knows! And, what age of kids still watch cartoons to begin with?

    Disclaimer: I have no idea what I'm talking about!

    1. Re:Well... by Gropo · · Score: 5, Funny
      If kids in America arent watching cartoons on Saturday mornings (I did!), what are they doing?
      Set your threshold to -1 and ask them in person.
      --
      I hate Grammar Nazi's
  5. A new Era by the-dude-man · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Children have more to do these days on a staurday mornng....like go look at porn on the internet...download illegal moveis off irc, ddos amazon.com...or the favoriate american passtime...crack cocaine!

    Then agian, some kids just sleep in

    1. Re:A new Era by evilviper · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission
      Ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite
      All of which are American dreams
      --Rage Against the Machine

      Yeah, it's off-topic, but staying on-topic too much get's very boring.

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    2. Re:A new Era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey 'shroom head...

      "Saturday"
      "Internet"
      "favorite"
      "American"
      "pastime"
      "again"

      and *some* kids go to school at least Monday through Friday.

    3. Re:A new Era by Monkelectric · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apparently underage access to porn is a Very Serious Problem.

      --

      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    4. Re:A new Era by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 1

      Other things to do on a Saturday morning:

      If you are in Seattle, San Francisco, or Portland,
      you can enjoy coffee with a very wonderful ecliastic
      and spiritual group of gay men called the radical faeries.

      Be a part of a very colorful cartoon!

      --
      Cleara
    5. Re:A new Era by Afrosheen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I don't know if having your kids drinking coffee at 7am with a bunch of faeries is an improvement over saturday morning cartoons or not.

      Let me know how it turns out.

    6. Re:A new Era by carpe_noctem · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting reading /. on saturday mornings. That's always something good to do to rot your mind a bit.

      --
      "Quoting famous computer scientists out of context is the root of all evil (or at least most of it) in programming." - K
    7. Re:A new Era by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Ooooh I hit a nerve!

      The point is, kids don't need to get hopped up on coffee at 7am. That's for the big kids.

    8. Re:A new Era by dissy · · Score: 1

      > The point is, kids don't need to get hopped up on coffee at 7am.
      > That's for the big kids.

      I dont think the big kids _need_ to get hopped up on coffee either :P

  6. Remember nothing by DarklordSatin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know about anyone else, but I still wake up early every Saturday morning to watch cartoons.

    1. Re:Remember nothing by Kirsha · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, same here. FoxBox and WB Kids for me. Call me childish if you want, but enjoying cartoons will keep a part of me forever young. Too many people try to grow up too fast these days, throwing away their childhood in exchange of a stressed adulthood...sad isnt it?

    2. Re:Remember nothing by Justin205 · · Score: 1

      Me too! I'm only 13, so no wonder.

      --
      "Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you."
    3. Re:Remember nothing by Kirsha · · Score: 3, Funny

      8:30? Hell no! Gotta catch Adult Swim! =P

    4. Re:Remember nothing by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0
      There's something very wrong with full-grown men who watch childrens' cartoons.

      Would you have watched cartoons as a child, if your dad had been sitting over your shoulder watching them too? And what about if he had more Transformers toys than you did? It would freak you out, yes?

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    5. Re:Remember nothing by Kirsha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, actually, my father took the time to spend time with me while I watched my cartoons. He was a very good father. Although he didnt play with toys himself, he wasnt uptight and bothered to play with me now and then. I pity you kids or future kids if you dont have them or ever will, since obviously you wont bother to enjoy their childhood with them.

    6. Re:Remember nothing by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There is a wide, yawning gulf between a father who takes an interest in his child's life in order to be a part of it, and a father still plays with (today they call it "collecting") toys because he never grew up in the first place.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    7. Re:Remember nothing by astro · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm surprised this thread is not modded higher - until very recently, I got up ay 7 am (or before!) on Saturdays to whatch cartoons with my kid, who is now 7. I know a hell of a lot of people don't dig it, for the both oft-maligned and praised factor in this thread - toy tie-ins - but we watched the freaking hell out of the first three seasons of Digimon. Totally kickass. Then you had in the last couple years these crazy cartoons like Fighting Foodons - not only was that hella f***ed up but also pretty damn funny.



      Now, Digimon got re-angled at a younger audience, but the risky cartoons (not risqué, risky - too weird to get popular) have all been cancelled and there's just nothing there. Makes me really sad - I LOVE saturday morning for cartoons, just any cartoons. Spoon up some sugar bombs with the kid before mom wakes up - hell, maybe even wake and bake before I wake the boy up - and watch the hell out of four hours of cartoons.



      Also, I agree with other posters that toy tie-ins are totally important! Yes, it's a scam to take your money as a parent, but it rocks to connect with both the cartoon and the kids by having the digivices, the action figures, etc. - it gives you a whole mythology to explore early creativity, etc. I guess in the new family-values world that mythology is provided by religion, but not in my house, bub.

      F*** sunday and church, my son and I want cartoons back on track.

    8. Re:Remember nothing by Kirsha · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is also a "wide, yawning gulf between a father who takes an interest in his child's life in order to be a part of it" and one who wouldnt be caught dead having anythign to do with it and considering it something meaningless, stupid or pathetic. You sound to me like the later.

    9. Re:Remember nothing by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Oh no! The horror! A father who actually keeps an eye on what junior is watching...watching cartoons is one thing, owning Transformer toys is quite another.

      And yes, I'm 24, and I still watch the occasional cartoon, although there's not much worth looking at. Lots of 'm are just ads for yet another "breaks in 2 weeks, but the hype will then be over anyway" kind of toy...

      --

      People replying to my sig annoy me. That's why I change it all the time.
    10. Re:Remember nothing by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I beg to differ.

      Some of the older cartoons, particularly Warner Bros. cartoons like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, etc. were targeted at all age groups. The writers were clever enough to include slapstick action for the kids and haughty real-world or old movie references that the adults could laugh at. There were frequent references to Casablanca, Mae West, Cary Grant, et al. There's really alot of depth and love crafted into those cartoons.

      I just did some research and found this fascinating page. http://members.aol.com/EOCostello/ Read up on it and you'll discover alot of goodies packed into those old cartoons.

      Just be careful. You may find yourself watching them again soon.

    11. Re:Remember nothing by intermodal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And there is something wrong with grown men who cannot enjoy the simple pleasures in life. If I spent my whole life worrying about the target age group of everything I did, I would have missed out on lots of things, including movies such as Goonies and The Princess Bride, as well as cartoons like Rugrats and Spongebob Squarepants.

      Note that this is coming out of a man whose primary preferences as far as movies and television are along the lines of MASH, Shakespeare (which for all you collegiate types who seem to think it is to be read rather than watched, are plays and intended to be watched as such rather than read), and other various shows and films that the average 5 year old who is targeted by these audiences will almost certainly not really understand.

      Tying yourself to one target-age will not make you any smarter.

      --
      In SOVIET RUSSIA... erm...NSA AMERICA, the Internet logs onto YOU!
    12. Re:Remember nothing by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Wake and bake eh... that's really not a bad idea and fully explains why Digimon could be considered 'kickass'. :)

      Don't know if it's a great idea mentioning getting stoned before your kid gets up and watching cartoons with him when you have a link to your site presumably selling your professional services... oh well, whatever. I think it's good parenting personally. You'll be on the same level as your son after a fattie and will probably enjoy it as much if not more than he does.

    13. Re:Remember nothing by Belgand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's an excellent Onion article that I feel addresses this point rather well: "Stoner Uncle All The Kids' Favorite". If you cut it down to the essential element children enjoy people who aren't uptight and can still bother to enjoy themselves. If you were used to the idea of your parents enjoying the same things you did then it might not seem so odd. I recall in particular a friend's father who played Nintendo with him as well and wishing that my father was that cool. My mother having been admonished after staying up all night one time (shortly after getting it and never again) playing her way through Gyromite probably didn't help though.

    14. Re:Remember nothing by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      "considering it something meaningless, stupid or pathetic"

      But kids' cartoons ARE meaningless, stupid and pathetic - even most KIDS realise that.

      I particularly enjoyed the Mysterious Cities of Gold when I was young, but you can't take this crap seriously.

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    15. Re:Remember nothing by ecalkin · · Score: 1

      i remember being a young pup and watching roadrunner (among many...), and i also remember my father cheering for the coyote!

      everyone should have such fun memories!

      eric

    16. Re:Remember nothing by flumps · · Score: 1

      Quite right too.

      Just to point out, my grandfather (78yrs old) absolutely loves RoadRunner.

      --
      "So there he is, risen from the dead. Like that fella, E. T." - Father Ted Crilly
    17. Re:Remember nothing by blixel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, same here. FoxBox and WB Kids for me.

      Yu-Gi-Ohhhhhh!!!!!

      Too many people try to grow up too fast these days, throwing away their childhood in exchange of a stressed adulthood.

      Here's something someone e-mailed to me a little over 3 years ago. It fits here. (I didn't write it, and neither did the person who sent it to me. I don't know who the author is and don't feel like google'ing to find out.)

      My Adulthood Resignation:

      I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.
      I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year-old
      again.
      I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four-star restaurant.
      I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with
      rocks.
      I want to think M&M's are better than money because you can eat them.
      I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends
      on a hot summer day.
      I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were
      colors, multiplication tables and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you,
      because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care.
      All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the
      things that should make you worried or upset.
      I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.
      I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the
      complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.
      I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of computer
      crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in
      the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and
      loss of loved ones.
      I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice,
      peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.

      So . . . here's my checkbook, my car-keys, and my credit card bills!
      I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this
      further, you'll have to catch me first, 'cause

      "TAG! You're it." !!!!!

    18. Re:Remember nothing by rob+colonna · · Score: 1

      Ah, the Foodons. Pity they kept moving it earlier and earlier... i'd never before watched a saturday morning cartoon that made it seem like a good idea to have the first beer of the day at 9:30 am.

      The thing is, you can totally picture the producers of it in the stereotypical boardroom setting: "Get this, it's like 'Pokemon' meets 'Iron Chef'--we can't lose!" And strangely enough, it's damned entertaining. Or maybe my standards have fallen...

      BEEFSTEAK!!!

    19. Re:Remember nothing by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Every aspect of life is childish. We just pretend that things have changed by keeping things inside.

      When you were a kid, you hung out with the people you cared about, you talked shit about the people the rest of your group hated, and you sat down and watched mindless TV on saturday mornings.

      Now that you're grown up, you come home every night and hang out wit the people you care about, you talk shit about that guy in the office that nobody else likes, and you turn on the tube and watch mindless sitcoms.

      Don't think you're "grown up" just because you get bills every moth and file your own 1040. Any robot can write a check, that's not what determines your self. Your self has not changed.

      The only thing adults do that innocent kids don't is lie to themselves.

      So, quit lying to yourself and being embarrassed. Sit down with your kids and share the moment.

      --

      Man is the animal that laughs.
      And occasionally whores for Karma.

    20. Re:Remember nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did the same more recently with Pinky and the Brain and caught my attention again, but alas, it's gone now, too. Pretty sad...I still stop and watch Bugs, et al. when I stumble across them.

    21. Re:Remember nothing by Kirsha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh man, that was beautiful =D

    22. Re:Remember nothing by leelapolis · · Score: 1

      What! Still watching cartoons? On Saturday morning, and everyother morning as well, I wake up and boink my teen age russian wife!

    23. Re:Remember nothing by leelapolis · · Score: 1

      What? Still watching cartoons? On Saturday morning, and most other mornings as well, I wake up and boink my russian teen age wife!

    24. Re:Remember nothing by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      How about these articles from the Onion?

      Children, Creepy Middle-Aged Wierdos Swept Up In Harry Potter Craze

      20 Percent Of Area Man's Income Spent Ironically

      There's another real gem on there in this mold, but I can't find it.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    25. Re:Remember nothing by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      "you talk shit about that guy in the office that nobody else likes, and you turn on the tube and watch mindless sitcoms."

      You might, I really don't.

      "So, quit lying to yourself and being embarrassed. Sit down with your kids and share the moment."

      I don't have any kids, and I'm really not in denial.

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    26. Re:Remember nothing by kalos · · Score: 1

      Good luck finding some of these thanks to the though police and overly sensative politically correct. The classic "mammy" voice on Tom & Jerry has been replaced with that of what appears to be a harvard graduate. Certain era aged cartoons such as Nip the Nips (a Bugs Bunny from the World War II days) are no where to be found. While I may or may not agree with the socio-political message of said cartoons it is a real shame that some network will alter history to apease the poor feelings of someone or a group of someones who wasn't probably alive at the time this was made.

      I've begun looking for these online and in older stores. Hopefully I can teach my daughter what really happened, and not some candy coated and PC version of history.

    27. Re:Remember nothing by Kirsha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are the same article. =P

    28. Re:Remember nothing by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Dood, was that the cartoon on Nickelodien about the ancient Mayans and the boy who like sunlight and that golden bird plane that was powered by sunlight?

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    29. Re:Remember nothing by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      yep

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    30. Re:Remember nothing by kria · · Score: 1

      One of the last great cartoons - Animaniacs! Watched that all through college, along with Highlander before heading off to the dining hall.

    31. Re:Remember nothing by kevmit · · Score: 1

      You're not the Burgermeister Meisterburger, are ya? What's wrong with owning Transformer toys? Or ANY toys for that matter?
      There's a grown man in the office next to mine, who has so many 'bots, his hutch looks like the Transformer Graveyard.
      I still miss my original Voltron that broke into the five different Lions (garage sale casualty). Now THERE was a great toon. Though I never really could figure out why they spent 25 minutes gettin' their butts kicked in the Lions before they trailer-hitched into Voltron, formed the "Blazing Sword", and started kickin' ass and takin' names.

    32. Re:Remember nothing by mink · · Score: 1

      If you can find it in a decent form you might find it isnt too bad of a show even from an adult standpoint. Sure it's not Proust....

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    33. Re:Remember nothing by mink · · Score: 1

      You should see Invade Zim. Also Courag the Cowardly dog, while visually strange, does hit on a number of classic horror themes and clasic movie/tv premises. Courage is clearly aimes at both kids and adults.

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  7. What about classic cartoons? by evilviper · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Forget Saturday morning, what has bugged be for a long time is the disappearance of the classic Chuck Jones-style cartoons...

    When was the last entertaining Bugs Bunny cartoon made? Around 1960 or so?

    I can't help but wonder what happened. Sure, anime is good and all, but not as a replacement for classic cartoons. Why did it die out? They were infinitely more entertaining than anything recent. Did some Texans raise a stink about Yosemitie Sam, and PETA about talking animals being shot at all the time?

    Come on... What happened?

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    1. Re:What about classic cartoons? by macfreak12 · · Score: 1

      I loved watching road runner and the coyote when I was little. I can't imagine children now days not being able to watch cool cartoons like those and daffy duck.

    2. Re:What about classic cartoons? by evilviper · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Holy Crap! I guess I must have really hit on something. That's the fastest I've ever been moderated up.

      I post it, then go back to my info page to see it's at +3... Open the link and it's at +4... Now to reload and see if it's at +5 yet...

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    3. Re:What about classic cartoons? by secolactico · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When was the last entertaining Bugs Bunny cartoon made? Around 1960 or so?

      I hear you, man! From the article, some of the reasons for the change:

      a poorer quality of animation, and a greater emphasis on family time.

      Please! The quality of cartoons took a huge dive in the 70's and 80's and those who think that the the quality of animation is poorer today, is looking at the past with rosy colored glasses.

      Yogi Bear, Godzilla (ack!),Snagglepus, Atomic Ant, the Tom and Jerry from the age (the oroginals are *classic*) and the many derivatives and re-packaging such as The Jetsons, Galaxy Goofups gave the impression that Hanna Barbera had a crap factory somewhere.

      But my main peeve was the cartoons that ended on a "moral footnote": He-Man, She-Ra, Thundercats, G.I. Joe, Silverhawks...

      Plus, who needs saturday morning cartoons when you have 24 hours toon channels, such as Cartoon Network and Fox Kids.

      .... Courage the Cowardly Dog, now *that*'s funny.

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    4. Re:What about classic cartoons? by graveyhead · · Score: 5, Informative

      These cartoons were written for adult audiences. The early Tom & Jerry cartoons were the same way. In fact, they used to air these during USO shows for army troops abroad. That's why they are still funny, even when you watch them again as an adult. There are puns all kinds of other humor in there that I'm sure kids miss (I did).

      Anyways it seems to me like sometime in the early seventies, they started making them more kid-oriented (hence Scoobie-Doo, Flinstones, Jetsons, et.al.) and therefore not as all around entertaining.

      Anime, as you suggest, is the only thing that comes close because it doesn't pretend to be a product for kids.

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    5. Re:What about classic cartoons? by caino59 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      thats because what you said is so true
      cartoons nowadays are crap

      unoriginal and just plain unentertaning.

      truly, nothing beats the merry melodies of times gone by.

      and what memories they are. sure they wre violent, but everyone laughed then, everyone knwe they were jokes.

      no we have tv, movies, and NEWS conveying violence to kids that is just so much more believeable and true to life.

      and people blame the games and cartoons.

      have you turned on the tv lately? notice how much violence and gore is glorified? no wonder we have such fucked up kids today - we plaster the most dsiturbing incidents right on the front page.

      go ahead, ask yourself hwo is truly to blame.

      and damn did i get way off topic /me goes to search for another beer

    6. Re:What about classic cartoons? by evilviper · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm currently in the habbit of downloading politically incorrect cartoons off of Gnutella...

      Most WWII ones have politically incorrect Japanese or German characters. In other words, they are damn funny, and P2P is really the only way to get them these days.

      Unfortunately, it seems that banned-cartoon afficionados never heard of MPEG4, so most are 100+MB MPEG1/2 files and on slow hosts. The quality often leaves something to be desired.

      Anyhow, classic cartoons are still aired on Cartoon Network... Not as much as I think they should be, but if you've got a Tivo, you could accumulate quite a few just setting it to record the Chuck Jones/Tex Avery 30min shows. Rip 'em to Divx and pass 'em around on CD and the Internet for the less fortunate.

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    7. Re:What about classic cartoons? by ChrisTower · · Score: 5, Informative

      Anime, as you suggest, is the only thing that comes close because it doesn't pretend to be a product for kids.

      That's a very common misconception. While the audience might be a bit older here in the states, most of the anime we get is targeted at middle school students in japan.

    8. Re:What about classic cartoons? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      There are puns all kinds of other humor in there that I'm sure kids miss (I did).

      Just because kids miss some of the jokes doesn't mean there is a problem. I think just about every kid understands "Duck Season!" "Rabbit Season!". Just because there is an occasional joke that might be over their heads doesn't make it bad. The rest is still funny to kids, and a load better than the current crop.

      Besides, most content for kids throws in a few gags for the adults. Look at any recent Disney animated comedy and you'll see the same thing.
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    9. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One of the worst was Crusader Rabbit. It had about zero animation. But it was the prototype for Rocky and Bullwinkle, and it had the occasional worthy pun or silly joke. (Jay Ward).

      I used to get up early to watch the documentaries that they showed from 6am to 71m, before Captain Kangaroo came on at 7. The best were "The Modern Farmer" (Dept of Agriculture Info) (I wouldn't have known what a farm was without that one). and "The Big Picture" (Army PR films) (I wouldn't have known why I wanted to go to college without that one).

      About noon, after the cartoons, the circus, Jet Jackson, and Funarama, they showed "Mr. Wizard." That's what made me a geek.

    10. Re:What about classic cartoons? by evilviper · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, but you miss the point. I plenty of things all the time that are just as true. They don't get moderated up as fast, if at all.

      I suppose it's moderated up faster if it's true AND nobody considers the truth of the matter even slightly offensive. Still, you'd figure some would disagree with me, and mod me down for how much they enjoy Anime, et al.

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    11. Re:What about classic cartoons? by graveyhead · · Score: 1
      Holy Crap! I guess I must have really hit on something. That's the fastest I've ever been moderated up.
      DUDE!! You've broken the unwritten rule of slashdot... when that happens you're supposed to quietly pat yourself on the back, or tell your SO about it. The "offtopic" mod is "karma" coming back to bite you in the ass ;)
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    12. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Ponty · · Score: 1

      Any studio that can come up with Jabberjaw or the Hillbilly Bears has to have a crap factory back there somewhere. For more strange H-B history, check this out. I found it after staying up all night and came upon some god-awful H-B crap that involved tricking robots into electrocuting themselves.

    13. Re:What about classic cartoons? by llamaluvr · · Score: 1

      Well, you've sure found a good way to get rid of all that rapidly-aquired karma...

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    14. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But my main peeve was the cartoons that ended on a "moral footnote": He-Man, She-Ra, Thundercats, G.I. Joe, Silverhawks...

      Oh man, you forgot the preachiest of all, Captain Planet.

    15. Re:What about classic cartoons? by switched4OSX · · Score: 1

      As far as a morale footnote goes, the cartoons we grew up on (Bugs, RoadRunner) did have one- but it was not rammed down your throat. While those cartoon (Loony Tunes) were extremely funny, I did learn things like- brain power can beat brawn and get you out of tricky situations (Bugs Bunny), never giving up in the face of defeat (Wile Coyote), and losing your temper usually gets you nowhere (Yosemite Sam). The main difference, to me, between the older cartoons and your He-Man and its ilk, is that the moral message was delivered humoursly. You can't laugh at He Man.

    16. Re:What about classic cartoons? by mobets · · Score: 1

      Anime, as you suggest, is the only thing that comes close because it doesn't pretend to be a product for kids

      Um... have you seen the anime (style) Transformers? I can't imagine any one other than kids being interested in that. In fact, I have a herd time believing that kids enjoy it...

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    17. Re:What about classic cartoons? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I've been maxed-out with Karma for a LOOOONNNGG time now... Karma isn't very hard to get, but what good is it if you don't USE it?

      The only reason to have Karma is that you can make your voice heard, even when what you have to say isn't all that popular.

      Sure, I loose karma often (not on the parent though--I posted at +1, was moderated to 0, then back up to +1) but it's easy to get it back. Like I said, what's the point of having it if you don't use it?

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    18. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anyhow, classic cartoons are still aired on Cartoon Network... Not as much as I think they should be, but if you've got a Tivo, you could accumulate quite a few just setting it to record the Chuck Jones/Tex Avery 30min shows. Rip 'em to Divx and pass 'em around on CD and the Internet for the less fortunate.

      Maybe you were modded up because people are hoping you would "Rip 'em to Divx and pass 'em around on CD and the Internet for the less fortunate."

    19. Re:What about classic cartoons? by evilviper · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      You've broken the unwritten rule of slashdot...

      As a matter of fact, it IS written in the FAQ that comments about moderations are considered Off-Topic. That's besides the point though, if a human sees a good post, they'll mod it up regardless. We'll see what happens.

      All you UID < 200,000 kids just don't 'Get It'... ;-)
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    20. Re:What about classic cartoons? by l810c · · Score: 1

      I agree with your point completely. However, I don't think your examples fit 'kid-oriented' except Scooby-Doo. The Flintstones in particular was the first ever prime time cartoon and started in the 60's as a sort of animated Honeymooners. Sure there was plenty of slap stick and sight gags, but there are adult themes throughout. Maybe lesser so for the Jetson's(Although I always get a kick when some wizbang new product is intoduced(maybe even on /.) and I remmember seeing it 20+ years ago on the Jetson's), but not nearly so mindless as many of the other 70's cartoons.

    21. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that good karma should be used posting offtopic, redundant or overated comments?

    22. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lose not loose.
      Apparently you lose your dictionary often as well.

    23. Re:What about classic cartoons? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      No, I'm saying karma should be used posting facts, mainly those that don't get enough exposure, and are moderated down, to quash unpopular views.

      For instance, saying something about Linux that points out it's problems will almost always be modded, even if what you are saying is on-topic, informative, insightful, and important...

      Sometimes the moderators do surprise you. Just look at some of the few pro-Microsoft comments that get moderated up. Sure, some of them may be true, but they'll almost always get modded into oblivion despite the facts.

      BTW, I don't usually see AC posts... I probably won't see replies from you unless you log-in.

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    24. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, it seems that banned-cartoon afficionados never heard of MPEG4, so most are 100+MB MPEG1/2 files and on slow hosts. The quality often leaves something to be desired.

      Actually according to doom9.org the best codec to use to compress cartoons is Real Video 9. Thankfully you can now play that back through Xine (as well as Quicktime and everything else) and avoid the horrible RealOne interface :o)

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    25. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      LOL. Thanks for reminding me of "Duck Season" "Rabbit Season". I agree that the Looney Toons and friends cartoons were funny when I was a kid, a teenager, and still now that I am an adult. They are very intelligent works.

      Where things got stupid, IMO, is when the adults got stupid about cartoons. Everything started sliding when someone declared that Road Runner and Coyote cartoons were too violent. I'm quite certain that kids understand Coyote is his own worst enemy. I'm pretty certain it's clear that you can't push your brother off a cliff somewhere in a Southwestern desert, and expect him to live. The only people who have troubles with such distinctions are moronic do-gooding adults.

      -Paul Komarek

    26. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most WWII ones have politically incorrect Japanese or German characters. In other words, they are damn funny,"

      Oh yeah. That redneck standing on his porch with a rifle and a gigantic "Japs go home - this is a white man's town" was absolutely hillarious.

      seeg hail!

    27. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Gropo · · Score: 1
      ...Tom and Jerry from the age...
      Yeah I was gonna say. What in the hell happened in that timeframe? All of a sudden T&J are collaborating against common foes!?

      It's like there was a catastrophic magnetic polar reversal that turned good cartoons in to teh suck!
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    28. Re:What about classic cartoons? by stpats · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can get them - cheaply - on VHS and support the pinball hall of fame in the process. Go here. (bottom of page)

    29. Re:What about classic cartoons? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Ahem, yes, according to Doom9.org... Unfortunately, I've found their previous codec comparisons to be utter crap. Everything about the codec comparison screams amature.

      Lossy JPEG screenshots, piss-poor descriptions, terrible choice of videos to compress, no samples better/worse than DVD... How in the hell can you call it a codec comparison when you compare how they re-compress a lossy codec. It's like comparing Ogg to MPC based on how well they re-encode MP3s.

      Even if that wasn't the case, I will stick to open standards, unless there is an INCEDIBLY compelling reason otherwise. Personally, I'd like to see content using VP3/Theora... It clearly does a better job than any other codec, and it's completely open to boot. Just a couple months and the Xiph guys should be releasing their beta version, then things will get interesting.

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    30. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Reziac · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you nailed it dead on. The demise of cartoons was when they started writing 'em not for adults, but rather for what they THINK appeals to kids. (Funny how this was concurrent with the big slide in the educational system, and the advent of toys that do the playing FOR the child, but that's another rant.)

      This switch forgets that kids live in a world filled with adults, and tho they may not get all the complex jokes, they do recognise when they're being talked down to. And making cartoons "kid-level" takes away the kid's incentive to pay attention so he gets all the nuances. IOW, they become uninteresting, so the kid loses interest. Once that happens, you never get the kid back.

      Kids aren't near as stupid as some adults think. Write a good clean cartoon with complex humour that an adult can appreciate, and it'll keep the kids' interest better too.

      Survey question: What was your fave cartoon as a kid? and as an adult?

      A: Bullwinkle, and A: Bullwinkle. Why? See above.

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    31. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Reziac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right on. Kids readily understand the concept of being hoist by your own petard (aka Serves You Right), frex Wile E. Coyote's misadventures in pursuit of the Roadrunner.

      Kids also generally understand what's fantasy and what's not, more than adults often realise. A few kids will believe cartoon physics are real, but a few adults believe impossible things too, so it's not just a kid thing.

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    32. Re:What about classic cartoons? by ShadowDrake · · Score: 1

      >Plus, who needs saturday morning cartoons when you >have 24 hours toon channels, such as Cartoon >Network and Fox Kids.

      I see this a lot, in various forms: The "let cable handle it" argument. Why should I have to pay USD 20 or more per month, plus five times the hookup fee (three real TVs, two tuner cards) in order to get quality programming?

      But back on topic, Saturday Morning died when they ruined Gargoyles with its last new season on Saturdays.

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    33. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      http://www.toontracker.com/coalblack/coalblack.htm

    34. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Potor · · Score: 1

      You're right about how kids understand the coyote. If he were a programmer, he'd be scrapping all his code everytime he found a bug.

    35. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heh, that's a funny observation. On the other hand, With Coyote as a programmer, those cartoons would likely be somewhat dull. What would he send away for? ACME Pursuer-Evader Algorithm Libraries?

      Wile E. Coyote, Software Genius.

      Then again, they say that humor is just a small twist on mundane every-day life. Coyote as a programmer wouldn't be that far from real programmers. Just like real programmers, he'd be sure every one of his "creations" was a work of art, and expect it to work without adequate testing.

      -Paul Komarek

    36. Re:What about classic cartoons? by binarytoaster · · Score: 1

      most of the anime we get is targeted at middle school students in japan
      While this is true, a lot of the stuff they target at their middle schoolers, content-wise, is actually more likely stuff we'd target at the high end of high school here.

      Curious, that...

    37. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Belgand · · Score: 1

      The other half of the battle, apparently, was shooting at people (and in this case specifically, missing).

    38. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Gossy · · Score: 1

      Lossy JPEG screenshots, piss-poor descriptions, terrible choice of videos to compress, no samples better/worse than DVD... How in the hell can you call it a codec comparison when you compare how they re-compress a lossy codec. It's like comparing Ogg to MPC based on how well they re-encode MP3s.

      They are primarily concerned with ripping DVDs. It doesn't matter to them if a codec can do amazing things with sources far better than DVD, if it then falls over and looks horrible when you're using a DVD source.

      The DVD may be a lossy source, but the significant thing is that it is far bigger in size (resolution and kbps) than what the codecs will be used to save. You're right, seeing how welL Ogg/MPC can do on a 128Kbps MP3 source is stupid, but since DVD has a much bigger bitrate than the divx (or whatever) that will be saved, it is still a useful comparison.

    39. Re:What about classic cartoons? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Marge makes Itchy & Scratchy more PC, and all the kids stop watching it :-)


      -- ``Itchy and Scratchy and Marge''
      Meyers: [explaining on the phone]
      Itchy just stole Scratchy's ice cream cone, and...
      Animator: Oh, make it a pie. Pies are easier to draw.
      Meyers: [to animator] Okay, a pie!
      [to Marge] Anyway, Scratchy is understandably upset.
      Marge: Uh huh.
      Meyers: So we figured he could just, you know, grab Itchy and toss him into
      a bucket of acid.
      Marge: Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy?
      Then they would have pie!
      Meyers: [walks to storyboard, considers, steps back]
      It's different, I'll give you that...

    40. Re:What about classic cartoons? by quintessencesluglord · · Score: 1

      Actually, a lot of the classic toons got syndicated through the 70's, 80's, and 90's. And there were quite a few good ones relaesed then too.

      Eek! The Cat, Beatlejuice, Animaniacs... err, I guess Fox had the market then.

      I also remeber getting my first tast of anime back then too (Robotech and another I can't remeber the name of).

      It's just the passing of an age. You heard the same types of comments when the golden age of radio died. How the quality of tv shows was nothing compaired to what was on the radio.

      Decrepited and old now. I'm still lamenting the passing of Friday night ("What? No sci-fi, no horror? No eternally bad films to give me a reference point for MST2000?"). Guess I just throw away the cereal bowl. *sigh* Ooh, wait. Samuri Jack is on.

    41. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and i can't believe i got modded up for such a drunken post...

      yea, sometimes the mod system around here is a lil nuts.

    42. Re:What about classic cartoons? by jejones · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Anyways it seems to me like sometime in the early seventies, they started making them more kid-oriented (hence Scoobie-Doo, Flinstones, Jetsons, et.al.) and therefore not as all around entertaining.

      I agree with your thesis, but not with some of your examples. The Flintstones were a cartoon version of The Honeymooners, with Fred mapping to Ralph Kramden and Barney to Ed Norton etc. It originally aired from 1960 to 1966, in prime time if I remember rightly. The Jetsons started in 1962.

      Fundamentally, though, you're right. When you write for, bud don't pander to, children, the results are things such as Tom Sawyer, Watership Down, and A Wrinkle in Time. When you pander to children, you get Barney--the mind-sucking Purple Hellwyrm.

    43. Re:What about classic cartoons? by rikkards · · Score: 1

      What I would like to see is Songs of the South come out on DVD. But I suspect they have taken the master of that and buried it with Walt.

    44. Re:What about classic cartoons? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      I'm quite certain that kids understand Coyote is his own worst enemy. I'm pretty certain it's clear that you can't push your brother off a cliff somewhere in a Southwestern desert, and expect him to live. The only people who have troubles with such distinctions are moronic do-gooding adults.

      Really? Tell that to kids who re-enact "stunts" from Jackass. I thought it was all a bunch of whining parents complaining about it until I saw a bunch of local kids JUMPING OFF THEIR ROOF and videotaping it a few months ago. WTF? Kids are just stupid these days. I blame MTV and Anime like the Power Rangers. ;-)

    45. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why the Simpson's has been such a huge hit for a lot of years. The kids can laugh at what they understand, but there's enough humor targeted at their parents that grownups enjoy the show, too.

    46. Re:What about classic cartoons? by imadork · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Kids aren't near as stupid as some adults think. Write a good clean cartoon with complex humour that an adult can appreciate, and it'll keep the kids' interest better too.

      You're forgetting something important. A show that "keeps the kids' interest better" will be cancelled, unless it's also driving toy sales. Obviously, "keeping the kids' interest" is not the primary goal of the people who produce cartoons. Cartoons nowadays are basically just infomercials.

    47. Re:What about classic cartoons? by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      While the audience might be a bit older here in the states, most of the anime we get is targeted at middle school students in japan. [my emphases]
      I think you nailed it right there. Just because it's not available over here doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Would you show "Noir", "Excel Saga", or even "Cowboy Bebop" to a thirteen year old? Probably not. There are more series aimed at the younger generation, true, but there are still enough adult-oriented series to prevent categorically defining Japanese anime as "kids' stuff primarily watched by grownups".

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    48. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just another attempt of the gene pool to cleanse itself.

    49. Re:What about classic cartoons? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Tell that to kids who re-enact "stunts" from Jackass.

      That's the difference between real video and cartoon. Kids are much more aware that a cartoon isn't real and buying Acme cannons to catapult yourself across canyons isn't a good idea.

      In Road Runner, the Coyote was clearly the bad guy who wanted to kill. Everytime he used violence, it came back and got him twice as badly. In Jackass, the morons are rewarded for hurting themselves.

      Which do you think kids are more likely to copy?

      Kids are just stupid these days.

      Not so. Kids have been harming themselves repeating stuff on TV for a long time. Wrestling is a prime example. If anything, the parents are to blame for having less and less hands-on experiences with their kids, spending more time with a box in the corner than they are with real people.

    50. Re:What about classic cartoons? by meatspray · · Score: 1

      nail on the head my friend, i waited every day for the afternoon cartoons, they were always too short and left me hungry for more, saturday morning came, man I was out at that TV! Honestly I probably still would be, save i see hours of toons on the cartoon network whenever I want. (sure they are a bit lacking in quality and adult humor, but you make due with what you have.

    51. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would. Hell, I'd show "Excel Saga" to any kid old enough to make sense of Spaceballs.

    52. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Kids aren't near as stupid as some adults think. Write a good clean cartoon with complex humour that an adult can appreciate, and it'll keep the kids' interest better too."

      Indeed. This is why Spongebob Squarepants became so popular. It's juvenile in overall tone, but it sure is complex.

    53. Re:What about classic cartoons? by secolactico · · Score: 1

      Yeah I was gonna say. What in the hell happened in that timeframe? All of a sudden T&J are collaborating against common foes!?

      Low budget reasons and the fear over the violence of the cartoon. I'm a *huge* Tom and Jerry fan, but every time I glimpse "The Calypso Cat" I feel like drinking poison. A quick cure for that is, another re-run of "Texas Tom".

      For an excellent article on the subject, head over to this article.

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    54. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried that, it wasn't such a good idea. My brother made me turn it off after 2 minutes. Maybe the puchu's will appeal to him more.

    55. Re:What about classic cartoons? by georgeha · · Score: 1

      I know a good friend who found a divx of it (using WinMX I think) and put it on VHS for his sister. It made a nice Christmas gift.

      Plus, it was legally for sale in the UK for a while on VHS, but then you need to deal with the PAL/NTSC conversion.

    56. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Jonny_Haircut · · Score: 1

      Yogi Bear, Godzilla (ack!),Snagglepus, Atomic Ant, the Tom and Jerry from the age (the oroginals are *classic*) and the many derivatives and re-packaging such as The Jetsons, Galaxy Goofups gave the impression that Hanna Barbera had a crap factory somewhere.

      Yeah, some of those shows are pretty bad, but without the Hanna Barbera crap factories, we wouldn't have Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

    57. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Cartoons have *always* been infomercials to some degree. There were plenty of toys, McDonalds-style promotions, comic books, etc. that linked to cartoons even as early as the 1950s. Even if not directly within the cartoon itself, commercial spots and even print advertising used popular cartoon characters to sell whatever was the hot kids' toy or promotion of the day. Frex, I remember that "Yogi Bear" was real popular for hawking toys and games back in the 1960s, with fullsized standup posters in stores. Scooby-Doo had a series of commercials, too. And that's just what I remember offhand.

      Live-action wasn't immune either. The Lone Ranger and several other weekend heroes often appeared in old TV commercials and sometimes print ads, because it was a known way to catch kids' eyes.

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    58. Re:What about classic cartoons? by lost_n_mad · · Score: 1

      Just a bit off-topic, but I think you'll get the point.
      In the hills of East Tennessee we had a saying (still do amongst those who listen to their elders) "Ignorant is not Stupid."
      Children are ignorant, they miss the more subtle humor of classic Bugs Bunny cartoons, but they love the slapstick humor. I watched as a kid The Three Stooges, and Chaplin shorts, I still watch them as an adult for a very different kind of humor. Children are not stupid though, they can follow complex stories and the animosity between protagonists and antogonists. They just enjoy simpler forms of humor and action (but then so do most NASCAR fans).
      In answer to your question, my favorite cartoons were Bugs Bunny, and Scooby Doo (before Scrappy). As an adult I lean more towards anime movies, and some series (Cowboy Bebop, or Princess Mononoke).

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    59. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seriously doubt that. Considering the average dvd costs $50, not many middle school kids will be able to afford to buy the box set to their favorite series.

    60. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Reziac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly what I was getting at (with gods know what incoherency at that late hour :) Kids don't need things *simple*, but rather, *straightforward*. They'll understand complex relationships and actions (insofar as their life-experience allows), just not all the subtleties and sidelights. As adults with more life-experience, we'll see the subtle points, while still appreciating the complexities that made the same production interesting to us as kids.

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    61. Re:What about classic cartoons? by imadork · · Score: 1

      I agree with all your points, but I think that cartoons today exist solely for the purpose of selling toys, while the cartoons of 30 or 40 years ago sold toys almost as an afterthought. Sure, the cartoon characters were used as tools to advertise other products, but the cartoon itself was still the main product. Over the last 20 years or so, the toy became the main product, and the only thing the cartoon became good for was advertising.

    62. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      Really? Tell that to kids who re-enact "stunts" from Jackass. I thought it was all a bunch of whining parents complaining about it until I saw a bunch of local kids JUMPING OFF THEIR ROOF and videotaping it a few months ago. WTF? Kids are just stupid these days. I blame MTV and Anime like the Power Rangers. ;-)

      See, the major difference would be that Jackass, depressing though the thought is, is real. They saw a real person do something and survive, thus they're trying it. This is different that seeing Wile E Coyote falling off a several hundred foot cliff, or rolling down such in a big metal ball.

      Also, when did the power rangers become Anime? Last time I checked it was home-grown live action crap...

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    63. Re:What about classic cartoons? by pmz · · Score: 1

      The demise of cartoons was when they started writing 'em not for adults, but rather for what they THINK appeals to kids.

      Animaniacs is the last good adult-and-child-oriented cartoon I can think of. It's telling that Animanics didn't last very long, even though it was entertaining. The current lot of adult-oriented cartoons, e.g., The Simpsons and South Park, are also entertaining for their own reasons, but they are not nearly so universal. I shudder to think young kids actually watch South Park. I saw one dad take his kid to the South Park movie...I bet he regretted that! ("Daddy, what is a -insert explicative/reproductive organ-?")

      Wide-audience cartoons are essentially dead, in my opinion. Now, cartoons are targetted to very narrow age groups. There's infant-specific cartoons (Telletubbies), toddler-specific cartoons (Barney), post-toddler cartoons (the ones on PBS), pre-teen cartoons (Scooby, X-Men, etc.)...a void...and then there's adult cartoons (South Park).

      I agree that cartoons are written to be what is thought to be appropriate, and, then, the outcome can be disturbing. I saw a mainstream cartoon (forget which), where a young girl told a repairman, essentially, "You are too slow, I'll do it myself," which is totally disrespectful and sets a bad example. It appears some cartoons just regurgitate typical childish behavior regardless of whether it is appropriate.

    64. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, tell me about it. Just look at the line up for Kids WB and FOX Kids these days (especially FOX Kids). It seems like 80% of the shows that air are "fighting shows" which seem mainly an excuse to sell mass quantities of "collectible" cards.

      This is obviously a response to the whole Pokemon craze, but really. Do TV programming suits really think that this stuff isn't growing a bit stale? I guess it's just another case of people overdoing things in response to a wildly successful fad. I keep waiting and hoping for ratings to plunge, and then the inevitable realization that this isn't the way to go, and the revival when some show or other demonstrates a more positive way forward. I've been hoping for something similar with sci-fi shows as well, actually. Well, one can dream.

      It sounds like a bit of that is already happening from the article. But you know, I'm starting to wonder what the point of the major networks is if they're going to concede things like the 24 hour cartoon market to the cable dudes. I only get broadcast TV because I'm a cheapskate, true (how can you justify charging $40/month for cable when a satellite system has the exact same price?), but most households in the US have cable now. You get to the point where all of the content on broadcast networks is pretty worthless (I can't recall many primetime shows I've cared to watch in ages), at which point you have to question the need to have commercial broadcast networks at all. You can already see ABC spiralling off the deep end, and all these reality shows haven't helped.

    65. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "It appears some cartoons just regurgitate typical childish behavior regardless of whether it is appropriate."

      Which is one of my gripes with current "adult" cartoons (none of what I've seen appeal to me at all). They're really just lowbrow sitcoms in disguise.

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    66. Re:What about classic cartoons? by ErikZ · · Score: 1


      "Yogi Bear, Godzilla (ack!),Snagglepus, Atomic Ant, the Tom and Jerry from..."

      That's Atom Ant...

      Gah. I don't believe I'm correcting you on this.

      So, I'll say what I REALLY wanted to do is mention another great cartoon. Invader Zim.

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    67. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, I do agree the advertising focus has shifted from incidental to main-purpose -- you could probably create a nicely linear graph for the last 40 years worth, wrt how much purely aftermarket sales each cartoon was expected to generate.

      OTOH, we no longer often see the type of dedicated commercial where the Lone Ranger tells kids directly that they should ask their parents to buy Product X.

      Maybe it's more an indictment of the toy industry than the cartoon industry. I suspect one could make a parallel between cartoons-as-advertising and toys that "do the playing for the child", hence are of at best short-term interest.

      My rant touching on that latter subject:
      http://home.earthlink.net/~rividh/asylum /zdoomr.ht m (beware the /. space)

      (Glah, I need to fix links on that page, most of the external links are now dead)

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    68. Re:What about classic cartoons? by ChrisTower · · Score: 1

      Like I said, it's a very common misconception. The shows you mentioned are shown to thirteen year old kids in japan, some of the most violent shows that you can think of appear during prime time (called, the golden hour in japan) on network television. You're using a western value set to determine what is suitable for children and you should know that the Japanese have a considerably different value set, especially when it comes to what's on television.

      Let's not forget that Japan also has one of the youngest ages of legal conscent in the world, 13 and the practice of compensated dates between grown men and 13 year old girls is considered perfectly normal. It's different over there guy, learn about it.

    69. Re:What about classic cartoons? by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Then again Captain Planet was created by Ted Turner (!).

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    70. Re:What about classic cartoons? by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Power Rangers was based on a similar series released in Japan by Toei (of Sailor Moon fame).

      It was never animé, and AFAIK, neither was the original, but there is a grain of truth in the comment.

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    71. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Pingular · · Score: 0

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    72. Re:What about classic cartoons? by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Surprising that "Animaniacs" died, since it was a Spielberg offering, IIRC. (!)

      -uso.

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    73. Re:What about classic cartoons? by WEFUNK · · Score: 1

      Cheers to your comment and to most of the replies as well. I guess we're all just preaching to the choir, but here's my two cents anyway.

      Even as a very young kid I remember always actively seeking out the seemingly more "adult" fare. And I think there's good evidence of this approach consistently working, beyond just the many cartoon examples. Think of the Muppets or even live action programs like 3-2-1 Contact. These shows were populated by adults or (slightly) older kids that made you feel like you were "cool" for watching something that seemed to be targeted at people above your age.

      I laugh sometimes when I look back at old shows at just how young their casts were, in contrast to my impression of them being so much older and maturer. It seems pretty clear that many of the most successful (and memorable) of these shows purposefully casted actors that were a couple (or more) years older than their target audience. By not pandering they also provided a certain depth to the story line and made you feel like you were in on a secret. Not only did this approach seem to work commercially but I think it also helped to boost confidence levels and contributed to general education much better than programs targeted at narrow age-based niches.

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    74. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Right -- or to go back to my comment that "kids live in a world populated by adults" -- it makes the kids feel more like they're part of the real world. It's not very much different from how the preschoolers want to play with the gradeschoolers, and so on up the age ladder. Being allowed in on the big kids' games makes the little kids feel more important and helps them grow in various ways.

      Target at a niche-age, and what you've really done is targetted the next younger age bracket. Wait til they target newborns, and generate a program only a prenatal infant can enjoy. ;)

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    75. Re:What about classic cartoons? by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. It's worth pointing out, though, that modern American Animation is not totally devoid of value. Look at The Simpsons, Ren & Stimpy, Animaniacs, The PowerPuff Girls... There's a lot of good stuff still being produced, and this is certainly not a comprehensive list.

      Another disturbing trend I noticed a while back is that on the rare occasions when one of the classics is aired on TV, a lot of the really funny (and violent) scenes are edited out. You don't see them much anymore, but in the early 90's I noticed that, for example, ever instance of a character shooting themself in the head was edited out.

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    76. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When your powers combine...

    77. Re:What about classic cartoons? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      The action scenes (maybe the bad guy too) were taken from some Japanese mecha TV show, (not Anime, of course) and then redubbed to fit the plot, because it's really really easy to dub people who wear helmets which cover their mouths.

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    78. Re:What about classic cartoons? by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      I think you nailed it dead on. The demise of cartoons was when they started writing 'em not for adults, but rather for what they THINK appeals to kids. (Funny how this was concurrent with the big slide in the educational system, and the advent of toys that do the playing FOR the child, but that's another rant.)

      This is interesting.. I'm a new parent. Two daughters, 5 and 2.

      While a good chunk of shows out there for kids are still junk, it's interesting to see how *GOOD* some of those shows targeted for 3-5 year olds are. Take a look at the credits at the end. Some shows, like Dora the Explorer or Blue's Clues have multiple Ph.D.'s in education on staff or consulting for the show. Maybe both these shows also live off toy sales, but the amount of viewer-character interaction in the shows has increased something like tenfold from the junk we used to watch as a kid (Smurfs, Pac-Man, and Rubik, the amazing cube). Sesame Street started to realize this when they started getting their ratings ass kicked back in the mid 90's. Elmo grew out of that... not the best choice, IMHO....

      Even other shows, like Teletubbies (now out of style) were interesting, when you realized this was one of the first shows directly targeted for 6-18 month old children. Shining baby sun in the sky as laugh track. Very short "skits" that require very little attention span. Repetition. Oh man repetition seems to be important.

      Teletubbies aren't as evil as people think. You'd have a scene that would go something like:

      Chair?

      Chair!

      Sit in chair!

      Which is about as much as a 1 year old kid can take in. It's sorta cool to watch the kids watch the show.

      Way better than children dancing around some large purple totem object singing about how much they love it...

      Did I have a point? :)

    79. Re:What about classic cartoons? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      They are primarily concerned with ripping DVDs. It doesn't matter to them if a codec can do amazing things with sources far better than DVD, if it then falls over and looks horrible when you're using a DVD source.

      My point was that it is a very narrow comparison. In addition to ONLY trying to re-encode DVDs, they are ONLY trying them at a bitrate that will end-up taking a full CD...

      No effort to try fitting two movies on a CD, and comparing the codecs. VP3, for instance, they say it doesn't produce details quite as sharp as Divx at high bitrates, but they never bother to try lower bitrates, to find out that VP3 produces output very near the hi-bitrate Divx, at far lower bitrates...

      They never bother encoding material that is lower quality than a DVD either, such as downloaded movies. They don't try encoding with higher bitrates than what will fit on one or two CDs either.

      Even if I was to forgive the above problems, that still leaves the rest of their amature setup showing. No PNG screenshots, no sequential screen-shots, no multiple viewer with varying sight, etc. It's just simply a piss-poor comparison.
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    80. Re:What about classic cartoons? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      It's quite popular on Gnutella... Use a decent Gnutella client and you can get a Divx version with VHS quality.

      You could always rip it to VCD/SVCD and play it on most DVD players.

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    81. Re:What about classic cartoons? by jafuser · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a Flinstones commercial that advertised cigarettes?

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    82. Re:What about classic cartoons? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      No small wonder I find it lowbrow. I never knew that was the target audience, but that most definately explains it.

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    83. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      It's "sieg heil" you insensitive clod!

    84. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are puns all kinds of other humor in there that I'm sure kids miss (I did).

      AArrgghh!! I hate when people say that. When I was a kid I fully understood all the humor and it pissed me off when adults acted all superior like "this has all kinds of in-jokes in it that a kid wouldn't understand." Bullshit. I understood it all. Kids are not as naive or as stupid as people think.

    85. Re:What about classic cartoons? by jwilcox154 · · Score: 1

      Yep, you hit the nail on the head.

      Children anymore are into nicktoons & Cartoon network's Cartoon Cartoon like Squarebob Spongepants, RugRats, Powerpuff girls, Ed, Edd 'n Eddie, etc that looks like it was made by a bunch of people that don't know how to draw, and the concept of these shows just stinks "The only nicktoon that is worth a hill of beans is the Wild Thornberrys." CBS has practically the same stuff that is on Nickelodeon.

      Also, when it comes to Political Correctness, there was an episode of pokémon than never made it to the US because it had guns. Makes me wonder if Strawberry Shortcake "The one that was made in the 80s" would be considered too Violent today.

      Nickelodeon was not always junk, it was a great network before they were bought by Paramount, they had great shows, The Mysterious Cities of Gold, Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea, Danger Mouse, Count Duckula, Banana Man, Belle and Sebastian.

    86. Re:What about classic cartoons? by graveyhead · · Score: 1

      I was talking about stuff similar to what another poster pointed out in this thread (which I can't seem to find right now) for example when Bugs comes and replaces the wounded soldier with a tire. Without the foreknowledge of the rubber shortage, as the other poster mentioned (damn this sucks, where did it go?!) it is just a silly scene where for some unknown reason the tire is more valuable than the soldier. As an adult it is much easier to figure out why the tire is more valuable. These subtle details are the things that you learn in history classes, ect. that you might not necessarily have known about as a younger kid.

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    87. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      >Wait til they target newborns, and generate a program only a prenatal infant can enjoy. ;)

      You mean teletubbies?

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    88. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And if you go back further, to the often rather pointed cartoons of the 1940s and 50s, some now-politically incorrect scenes are also edited out, in the name of never offending anyone (well, anyone with political clout). Personally, I think it's completely wrong to rewrite history, whether regarding some massive world event or the relatively trivial area of cartoon visual history (removing scenes is parallel to cutting pages out of history books). How can you understand the views of an era and how they may affect the present, if they're not even available to be examined??

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    89. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't think there's anything wrong with toons that a given age group can understand. But I guess my point (if I had one either :) was partly that it's more interesting to the child if it's some challenge to follow. For the very young, repetition (being what they can handle, that's what they do) can teach efficient use of rote memory and quick recall.

      Since at some point I ramble off to my parallel rant on toys that do the playing for the child -- probably the two most important toys you can provide your kids are the infinitely-versatile sandbox, and some sort of building blocks ("American Bricks" are the most useful to teach doing the best you can with what you've got -- big challenge to build a stable structure in the imagined configuration with bricks that, unlike Legos, don't lock, and are provided in limited quantities). Let their own creativity channel their play, rather than being channeled by one-function toys.

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    90. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I don't remember -- not sure when the prohibition against TV tobacco ads came along. But toon-type characters were used on early tobacco ads. Funny thing, I was a kid then, and they had zero effect on me. I knew toon characters were make-believe, thus inherently not to be believed!

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    91. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It refers to a sort of leveraged delivery mechanism. If you did it wrong, instead of hoisting the bomb over the wall, you found yourself hoisted. Ooops!

      The phrase itself is VERY old. You can probably google a much better explanation, complete with diagrams.

      What Coyote does to himself often thoroughly qualifies. :)

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    92. Re:What about classic cartoons? by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      According to your suppositions, Wile E. Coyote is most likely one of the key programmers at Microsoft. I wouldn't be surprised if the bugs in IE were designed to crash Roadrunner's browser.

  8. The classics by kolors · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I remember, as a child of the late 80s, every saturday morning watching Ghost Busters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, reruns of Transformers, Thundercats, even the old tapes of He-Man. It seems rather depressing that kids these days are not exposed to such entertaining shows. Although, when you look at the popular shows, maybe kids these days just don't have any taste. Who would rather watch Pokemon and Hey Arnold than Transformers or Voltron? I truly believe that my saturday morning cartoon experience shaped me in many ways, one of which being my love for artistic anime. I wonder how the shows nowadays that kids watch will shape them?

    1. Re:The classics by Doppler00 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is so true, the old cartoons were about powerful protagonist against some evil force. Today, cartoons are about wimpy characters who learn how to get along with everyone. It's all about political correctness, there are no more heroes. It's mostly about making social statements now. You can't have guns or fighting childrens cartoons anymore.

      Oh well.

    2. Re:The classics by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Uh...hel-LO? The "classics" are Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Foghorn Leghorn, etc. Transformers, Thundercats and He-man were mere advertisements for $5.99 toys availible at K-mart. You just remember the time as golden because at the time you had the critical faculties of an 8-year-old.

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    3. Re:The classics by gr0ngb0t · · Score: 1

      Who would rather watch Pokemon and Hey Arnold than Transformers or Voltron?

      Probably the same amount of Pokemon + Hey Arnold fans that would rather watch Transformers or Voltron.

      Don't get me wrong - I much prefer Transformers + Voltron, and thoroughly enjoy manga/anime, but my little cousins don't enjoy the same cartoons that I do, and I don't like theirs.

      I just picked up the Battle of the Planets DVD's recently and had a complete religious experience where I went back to being 6 years old in front of the tv. My 8 year old cousin came in and watched about 2 minutes of it before he said "this is crap" and left. I was tempted to kill him, but he's not what me and my friends were. Kids today arent the kids we were, for whatever reason. I guess its up to us to realise that as time moves on, so does the tv programming schedule.

    4. Re:The classics by bear_phillips · · Score: 1

      You can't have guns or fighting childrens cartoons anymore.
      Have you actually watched any kids cartoons lately? They are still full of violence.
      Jackie Chan -- full of hand to hand combat
      Pokemon -- little animals shooting fireballs and lighting at each other.
      Power Rangers -- lots of fighting and shooting there.
      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -- lots of fighting

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    5. Re:The classics by Apreche · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And this is why anime is coming in big. It isn't politically correct. Japanese people dont' give a crap about that stuff. They have more violence and sex and disgusting shit in their culture, yet their crime rate is insanely low. Because american made cartoons are going the politically correct route the anime is finally becoming big. It is the only entertaining animation currently being produced. I think this is for the better anyway, as the average anime is much more intelligent than the average cartoon ever was.

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    6. Re:The classics by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      As much as I like the 80's stuff, I never took to most of it.

      Transformers was awsome, GI Joe better, and smurfs, flintstones, & Bugs were good too. But, watching many of the other shows, they really are shallow!

      honestly, I think there are several cartoons that are leaps ahead of anything from the 80's. Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Lab, and Rugrats will be around for a long time to come. They strike the balance of being funny without being overly PC. Even Pokemon is light years ahead of Smurfs [its 80's equivelent] most people don't give it enough credit. That said, most of the current stuff is junk --of course if you watch cartoon nework late, you'd see that most of the 70's & 80's stuff really was junk too!

      But hey, we were kids and would like anything. I mean my kids actually like Ed, Edd and Eddy? That didn't come from my side of the family!

    7. Re:The classics by antdude · · Score: 1

      Yep, I miss these shows during my childhood:

      SuperFriends
      Voltron (lion and cartoon version, not the later series)
      He-Man
      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
      Thundercats
      Ghostbusters
      Danger Mouse
      Mighty Mouse
      Looney Toons
      Transformers
      G.I. Joe

      I am sure there are more. Dang it, I miss YesterdayLand.com Web site too to bring back memories. :(

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    8. Re:The classics by Malc · · Score: 1

      LOL! I realised this a few years ago when I stumbled on White Fang one day. Anybody who's read Jack London's classic will immediately spot that the cartoon is the antithesis of its namesake. I read it, and re-read several times as a child. I loved it. Why do the cartoon scripters feel the need to take reality and twist it in to some sappy POS? Pathetic.

    9. Re:The classics by Arctic+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I found some episodes of the original TMNT series on KaZaA, and they brought back a lot of memories.
      I never imagined I'd be watching the Ninja Turtles again at age 19. =)

    10. Re:The classics by antdude · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, even lame shows like Pac-Man. :)

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    11. Re:The classics by Thagg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think that the group of people that the article is written by, and for, are the animation industry. For them the golden era was Transformers, Thudercats and He-man, because it was the high-water mark of television animation employment. The fact that these were not-even-thinly-disguised 22-minute commercials is irrelevant to that argument.

      thad

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    12. Re:The classics by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      You can't have guns or fighting childrens cartoons anymore.

      You can have guns. You just have to call them "blasters", and they can't be used to kill anyone. You can have fighting, but you can't show head blows, blood, or heros doing anything less than the "right thing".

      Blame the FCC for mandating "educational content", and blame the studios for having "standards and practices" policies that serve to sanitize and enforce "moral lessons."

      Unfortunately, this is all moot as there aren't too many decent shows to write for these days. Either the quality of the animation really has gone down the crapper (mainly bad character design choices, and the pervasive creep of the talking head versus actual staging and action) or the storyline and the characters are so constrained that you really can't do anything daring with them.

      Note that the above comments apply mainly to shows on network TV and to a few shows on PBS. Also note that there are a few excellently written and well animated shows on both network TV and PBS. However, much of the really good stuff is on cable, and since I don't get cable...

    13. Re:The classics by poptones · · Score: 1
      I remember, as a child of the late 80s, every saturday morning watching Ghost Busters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, reruns of Transformers, Thundercats, even the old tapes of He-Man.

      Wow. Talk about a generation gap.

      Every one of those shows was complete shit - absolutely nothing but marketing bullshit. 22 minute infomercials to sell unimaginative toys to zombified children. If I had a kid who watched that crap, I'd stick it in counceling. If that didn't help, I'd kill it before it had a chance to reproduce.

      Kids don't watch saterday morning cartoons because they're watching Mandy Moore and Jessica Simpson bounce along on MTV and the Olsen Twins on Fox Family.

      No... wait... that's me.

    14. Re:The classics by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

      Your post gave me quite a laugh. It kinda reminded me of a line from "At the Core" by Larry Niven; "... Nessus was humming Beethoven, Beatles, or something else classical". "Tom and Jerry" is a classic. "Buggs Bunny" is a classic. Even "Roadrunner and Coyote" is classic. I don't think "Thundercats" qualifies as a classic. Of course, people were bemoaning the degradation of cartoons that did not measure up to their idea of the classics durring the late eighties. "Transformers" and "He-Man" in particular caught quite a bit of flak. I watched "Transformers" during the mid eighties. I felt the critics had their heads in very dark places. Your comments sound just like the scatocephalic critics of the eighties. BTW, "Hey Arnold" is from the early seventies!

    15. Re:The classics by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

      I've been watching "Pokemon" with my neighbors 10 year old son. Its actualy quite good. Most critism comes purly from the kids stuff stigma. I notice most of detracters started their dislike in their late teens to early twenties, not exactly an age group known for unbiased opinions! I was particulary impressed by one of the "Pokemon" movies, "Mewtoo Returns". It touched on philosophical issues and problems a lot more advanced then any US production geared towards the same age group. I sure wished someone made all those kneejerk congressmen, who passed the un-PATRIOT act, watch this movie. They might have learned something. BTW, I have been watching cartoons since the early sixties. Like in everything, there has always been some good stuff, but also a lot of crap. We tend to remember the good stuff from yesterday, but think of the bad stuff of today.

    16. Re:The classics by kamapuaa · · Score: 1
      And this is why anime is coming in big. It isn't politically correct. Japanese people dont' give a crap about that stuff. They have more violence and sex and disgusting shit in their culture

      Please. Aside from the excellent Disney-esque movies Hayao Miyazaki continues to release, anime has long since "jumped the shark." This is true in both Japan and America, and it's only not obvious in America because Cartoon Network can drag out ancient shows and make like they're new.

      Honestly, I don't see Tenchi Muyo or Dragon Ball Z being any more intelligent than Spongebob or Texas Avery. Anyway, I wanted to see something truly intelligent, animation wouldn't be the first place I looked...

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    17. Re:The classics by wan23 · · Score: 1

      There have been so many really good yet underappreciated cartoons. Does anyone remember Mighty Max, Exosquad, or Gargoyles? That was some good stuff, probably came out too late for most people here to know about though... Oh yah, and TMNT and Ghostbusters *are* classic, no matter what anyone says ;-)

    18. Re:The classics by binarytoaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Scryed. Mahou ni Taisetsu na Koto. Ai Yori Aoshi. Chobits.
      These are some of the recent anime I've watched that fall into "Above-Average" category. Below are the two that I think fall into "Oh My God" category. ;)

      His and Her Circumstances. Also known as Kare Kano, this is the Gainax take on romance. What comes out is a totally hilarious and yet serious anime. Very well done, especially since Right Stuf did the dub VERY VERY well. You can't even tell the difference in inflection between the Japanese and English voices.

      Hikaru no Go. Only in anime could one write an entire series about a traditional board game and make it incredibly suspenseful. Every damn episode has ended on a note that made me really, really want to stay up another half hour and watch the next one.

      Sure, you have to watch the subtitled versions of a lot of anime to get anything good out of it. But anime has definitely not "jumped the shark" yet, any more than live-action movies have.

      Anyway, I wanted to see something truly intelligent, animation wouldn't be the first place I looked...

      And we have a winner for the "Standard American Opinion of Animation" award. :)

    19. Re:The classics by binarytoaster · · Score: 1

      Have you actually watched any kids cartoons lately?

      While I concede that Pokemon is recent...

      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -- lots of fighting

      TMNT hasn't been shown on TV in years. It kicked ass, though. :)

    20. Re:The classics by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      And this is why anime is coming in big. It isn't politically correct.

      My guess is that anime is taking off largely as a side-effect of the video game culture. We grew up playing the same Nintendo games as the Japanese, and now a lot of us have ended up watching the same cartoons. Nintendo clearly noticed this trend and cashed in with Pokémon, and now the consequences are flooding kids' TV. Mostly horrific commercial crap where they designed the trading cards or the plastic spinning tops first, and then came up with the plot, but hey, it's a start...

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    21. Re:The classics by lavar78 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm all for hyperbole, but calling the Transformers "unimaginative toys" is quite ridiculous. I can't think of a more imaginative toy ... not even wonderful Lego.

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    22. Re:The classics by bear_phillips · · Score: 1

      TMNT is still alive and kicking. Here is the listing from yahoo. Note the original airdate.
      KMCI May 17 08:00am Add to My Calendar
      Series/Family, 30 Mins.

      "Notes From the Underground", Episode #113.
      The turtles unearth a laboratory where they learn more about Shredder's agenda.

      Cast: Frank Frankson, Michael Sinterniklaas, Sam Regal, Wayne Grayson, Darren Dunstan, Veronica Taylor, Scottie Ray, Marc Thompson.
      Director(s): Chuck Patton, Lloyd Goldfine, Peter Laird.
      Producer(s): Al Kahn, Norman J. Grossfeld, Gary Richardson, Frederick U. First.
      Writer(s): Mike Ryan, Marty Eisenberg, Eric Luke, Greg Johnson.

      Original Airdate: May 10, 2003.

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    23. Re:The classics by JCholewa · · Score: 1

      > I remember, as a child of the late 80s, every saturday morning watching Ghost Busters, Teenage
      > Mutant Ninja Turtles, reruns of Transformers, Thundercats, even the old tapes of He-Man. It
      > seems rather depressing that kids these days are not exposed to such entertaining shows.

      Um. Three of those five shows exist in new incarnations, and two of them are (imho) superior to the originals. Only "Transformers Armada" turned out to woefully inferior (oddly enough, in every possible way, including both thematically and technically) to its predecessors, most notably Transformers ("G1", as some call it) and Beast Wars (wait, that was the good one, right? Not Beast Machines?).

      In addition, I have found "Jackie Chan Adventures" to be on par with "The Real Ghostbusters" in both quality and humour. And I must give token credit towards "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Centure". They don't always succeed with this show, but you can tell their hearts are in the right place, and they certainly make a concerted, honest effort. I mean, it doesn't get any cooler than a cartoon that starts off with Holmes fighting Moriarty at the Falls. :)

      Other than that, it's lightweight. "Kim Possible" (minus the too-Britney theme song) and "Fairly Oddparents" have the quirky humour that can appeal to adults. There's some pirate/videogame show that doesn't hold my interest but doesn't seem to insult childrens' intellect (I think this one is a British import).

      > Who would rather watch Pokemon and Hey Arnold than Transformers or Voltron?

      You don't have to watch the most popular shows to be sated. I've never seen "Hey Arnold", and I prefer to simply filter out any Pokemon-type show (including "Fighting Foodons", "Kirby" and "Yu Gi Oh", though the latter does seem to have some interest among the more mature anime-oriented folk, so maybe I'm missing something, or maybe it's just the ex-Magic[tm] set).

      > I truly believe that my saturday morning cartoon experience
      > shaped me in many ways, one of which being my love for artistic anime.
      > I wonder how the shows nowadays that kids watch will shape them?

      The best shows of the last fifteen years were the ones that eschewed straightforward good versus evil plots. I just had the fortunate opportunity to watch the first four seasons of X-Men, and do you know what I was shocked to find? Magneto wasn't a villain. The guy who appears in the opening sequence of the show every week clashing with Professor X, the guy who was jailed for several life sentences in the recent live-action movie series ... this guy wasn't a bad guy. He was a criminal, yeah. He fought for ideals which would be considered illegal in our culture, yeah. But he was only a villainous character in the very first story (the two parter premiere of the show), and even then the conflict was framed inside the philosophical differences between him and his former friend, Xavier. Instead of having the bad guy laughing malevolently while throwing fireballs/forceblasts/missiles at the good guy, we have these two guys talking about whether or not segregation is an appropriate solution to the problem of racial conflict. I mean, holy fuck. He-Man wouldn't teach me this, save for giving me a generic "most ugly people are evil, but sometimes ugly people can be heroes" message. And, hell, Magneto and Professor X spend most of the first season walking around on a barbaric tropical region of Antarctica (don't ask) working together to survive. And then Magneto decided to build a giant asteroid with two hundred nuclear missiles (for purely defensive purposes) to foster a peaceful mutants-only community. If this were Transformers or Ninja Turtles, the ending would have shown Megatron or Shredder turning around and saying "Ha ha, you fools! This is merely part of my plan to take over THE WORLD!!". Here, though, we had a bit more depth. Sure, things went wrong and everything went to shit by the end, but it wasn'

    24. Re:The classics by JCholewa · · Score: 1

      > TMNT hasn't been shown on TV in years. It kicked ass, though. :)

      There's a new version of the show. It kicks ass more than its predecessor. The characters are less hokey (except Michaelangelo, but it's amusing, since the new show is painfully aware of how annoying his attempts at generating catchphrases are). Villains actually seem dangerous and not just embarrassingly humourous. I mean, Shredder was a bad-ass from episode one, and he didn't even need to put on his spiky suit until the end of episode ten. He's no longer this fat black guy who adopted Will Smith. He's a guy who beats the crap out of people (and I think that he killed one guy, but I'm not sure about that, and it might have been done offscreen, but still....).

      It's not a binary situation. Instead of generic bad guys versus generic good guys, there are multiple groups of people with different agendas.

      Some stuff isn't as cool. April is a bit duller than before. Casey's pretty cool. Splinter's an improvement, especially since he's shown as able to perform impressive ninja feats despite his aging body. And he doesn't know how to work cell phones. Heh. ^_^

      There's a retro thing going on. He-Man is back, and it's arguably better than ever. There's a new Justice League, and while it's not as impressive as other recent DC shows like Batman and Superman, it is as far beyond the original JLA cartoon as a galaxy is far beyond a molecule (and not one of those bullshit condensates that get to be larger than they should be due to stupid quantum physics).

      The new Transformers series couldn't suck any more if it tried, though. :(

      -JC

    25. Re:The classics by zillahX · · Score: 1

      Wow. You must have fond childhood memories of watching Nova and The MacNeil/Lehrer News Hour. ..because watching oversexualized minors bounce along on MTV has absolutely nothing to do with rampant consumerism..

    26. Re:The classics by poptones · · Score: 1
      It's a robot. Look! It's a truck!

      Yawn.

      These toys are the reason for our modern dysfunctional, pussywhipped PC sex addicts in training. GI Joe aside (which I, for one, never really "got" either, which may be some insight into the reason they had to resort to cartoons to market those things as well), when I was a kid toys were REAL. I can't count the number of times I sliced my preteen finger open while building a car or skyscraper with my erector set - a giant box full of razor sharp steel beams and plates and more tiny nuts and bolts than you could digest in a lifetime. Now, even the (former) coolest toy in the world is nothing but castrated plastic junk.

      My buddy and I used to spend hours outside digging in the dirt, landscaping entire little villages for our hot wheels. Sure we'd eventually get around to pushing the cars around, but that was the end of the game. The fun part was making all the little roads, houses and fences - building our own imaginary world where it's normal for volkswagens to have a blown hemi at each end and people drive funny cars to the drive-inn movies.

      Now even the littlest cars have motors and radio control - where's the imagination in that? No time to build anything, we gotta drive to the mall to buy more shit. And when we're playing, let's pretend we're driving to the mall to buy more shit.

    27. Re:The classics by poptones · · Score: 1
      watching oversexualized minors bounce along on MTV has absolutely nothing to do with rampant consumerism.

      You're kidding... right?

      It's funny you should mention PBS programs while making this statement. If MTV ain't about promulgating rampant consumerism, nothing is.

    28. Re:The classics by lavar78 · · Score: 1

      So "imaginative" = "real"? Hot Wheels are somehow more imaginative than vehicles that can also turn into robots? I just don't get it.

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    29. Re:The classics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They have more violence and sex and disgusting shit in their culture"

      ah, the things one can be led to believe by seeing the world through the internet.

    30. Re:The classics by urgelburgel · · Score: 1
      Blame the FCC for mandating "educational content", and blame the studios for having "standards and practices" policies that serve to sanitize and enforce "moral lessons."

      I don't think that these factors can be blamed for the degradation of today's cartoons. Educational? How many people have already mentioned Schoolhouse Rock? And where is this educational content you speak of? Is it in Kirby's Adventures or the new TMNT? Oh, I know, Ultimate Muscle. And what's wrong with moral lessons? Remember He-Man? At the end of every single episode, Teela would do a narrative summary of what had just happened, and usually presented a very specific moral lesson. So I think that maybe there are other answers that aren't quite so easy.

    31. Re:The classics by kamapuaa · · Score: 1
      Anyway, I wanted to see something truly intelligent, animation wouldn't be the first place I looked...

      And we have a winner for the "Standard American Opinion of Animation" award. :)

      Too many anime fans confuse "intelligent for a cartoon" with "intelligent." Sure, your average anime is more intelligent than your average American cartoon. However, I also enjoy reading, and real literature is far more subtle, intelligent, and sophisticated than *any* cartoon.

      Jumped the shark? I've lived in Japan and I semi-frequently visit friends there. I don't know specifics, but there's a lot less anime on TV, and video games have clearly replaced anime for the Zeitgeist of Japanese youth. So, it seems unlikely that it will continue getting popular in America, when less and less quality work is being created in Japan.

      Also worth mentioning: Japanese anime is aimed at young kids and, at the oldest, high schoolers. American fans are much older than Japanese fans. If you went to Japan and talked about the intelligence of anime, you'd get a lot of weird looks...

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    32. Re:The classics by katarac · · Score: 1

      Just because some toy company marketing drone puts out toys that limit the imagination doesn't mean kids play with them that way.

      I remember when they started coming out with g.i. joes with ridiculous backbacks that made battle noises, and huge, stupid looking guns that shot water and little projectiles. I said basically the same thing you're saying. "What's wrong with the kid making the noise! You can make it sound however you want! Kids are lame now" Then I had a son. All his toys have some soundmaking button, or remote or some other automated fun feature, but he hardly ever uses them. He's four now and is completely capable of using the remote for the crappy little cars he has, but he doesn't. He pushes them around on whatever little obstacle course he fasions out. He doesn't push the button on the 12in power ranger figure he has, he makes the WOOSH and ZAP noises himself. From my own experience kids hardly ever play with toys in reality the way the actors play with them in the commercials. The toys may have changed, but the way kids play hasn't.

    33. Re:The classics by Piquan · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Yu-Gi-Oh, which while admittedly a half-hour commercial (which is why I quit watching it this season), very strongly follows the traditional "good vs evil" idea. Evil sorcerors from ancient egypt trying to conquer the world, and the only one who can stop them is the Pharoah's reincarnation in a young boy.

      Digimon varied depending on when you watched it... it sometimes was the "band of friends" thing, but sometimes was the "fighting to overthrow oppressive tyrant" thing.

    34. Re:The classics by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      And what's wrong with moral lessons?

      Nothing, if you don't mind getting beat over the head with preachy messages. However, I didn't watch Batman (the Paul Dini WB Batman) for moral content, but for damn good story and character (not to mention bitchin' design and good animation.)

      It is a hard line to walk to write a 3-act teleplay which is involving and dramatic (or humorous, depending on genre), with character development, story arc, and good dialogue, within a 22 minute time limit, while trying NOT beat the audience over the head with a required moral theme. Many writers wouldn't even bother with these limitations - and the good ones who do often find their work butchered to fit for time and studio requirements. Ever wondered what the writer was thinking when he/she wrote something? It may not have been the writer's fault - likely some key piece of information was cut, rendering the whole episode totally meaningless.

      And where is this educational content you speak of?

      FCC regs mandate that each network screen at least 3 hours of "educational" programming per week in order to maintain their broadcast licenses. Regarding Schoolhouse Rock, those programs would have to be at least 30 minutes or more in order to qualify, since the FCC specifically excludes shorter programs, as well as PSAs from their definition of programs that fall under the 3 hour requirement:

      From the FCC regs: "We will not credit educational and informational PSAs, interstitials, or other short segments as core programming."

      This is insanity, as the Schoolhouse Rock segments were (and continue to be) often more entertaining than the programs there were playing at the time. (Although the FCC recognizes the contribution of shorter programs, they really want to have stations air actual shows that fullfill the "educational imperative".) Even worse, the FCC will not recognize once-time episodes (ie, programming that is not regularly scheduled) such as "ABC Afterschool Specials" (this is directly taken from paragraph 103 from the above FCC link.)

      So, given the 3 hour rule, if you don't play animated shows on a daily basis, then a significant portion of your Saturday/Sunday lineup (if you even have one anymore) MUST have, as a significant (if not primary) focus, shows that, on an ongoing basis, be considered "educational."

      Here's the clincher - in order to earn money back on an animated series, you need to syndicate. In order to increase the "educational" value of your syndicated programming (so that it can fulfill some affilate station's educational programming requirement), ALL children's programming must at some level, be arguably "educational" - or at least, that's what the executives want to see. Hence, I'll bet that even shows like Kirby's Adventures, the new TNMT, or Ultimate Muscle - IF they air on network TV, probably had to undergo review in order to be deemed (even at the flimsiest level) "educational."

      These are some of the constraints I was referring to when I condemned the myriad requirements that writers had to hew to when trying to create entertaining programming. Don't blame the writers (mostly.)

  9. isn't what it used to be by trmj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    [...pre article reading rant...]
    Maybe it was just the time I grew up in, but the good shows aren't on anymore.

    (And by the good shows I mean Rocco's Modern Life, Garfield and Friends, and other such shows that were a satire of current popular and political views [hey, maybe I was an overly smart nerd as a young'un too].)

    Nowadays, the stuff on TV just isn't attractive. Not on Saturday mornings, afternoons, or even nighttime (except for toonami midnight run, which is pretty old stuff anyway). It seems as though there is less and less of a reason to watch TV at all anymore. The only things recently that I've even remembered the show times for were 24 (the drama that takes place one hour per episode) and Trigun (toonami).

    Maybe it's just me, but TV doesn't hold my attention enough for me to keep watching it.

    [...reading atricle...]
    Ok it says the internet is a major factor in the decline of TV viewing. They have me on that point (damn you slashdot). Also, I forgot to take into account the whole "job" thing with the working or sleeping through the mornings.

    [...last attempt at being right the first time around...]
    Meh, I still think if they put something on that captivated me enough I would make time to watch it.

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    1. Re:isn't what it used to be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe I was an overly smart nerd as a young'un too

      No. You weren't. Aren't now, either.

    2. Re:isn't what it used to be by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 1

      I saw the decline of TV by the time I quit my job
      at a TV station in 1978.

      At that time, when I walked into my boss's office to give notice, I hefted up my own TV set and dropped it onto his desk, 'here is my going away present. I am sick and tired of TV. Please put this in your workers' lunch room'. It's still there. I have not
      had TV since then.

      I have to say that because I don't have a TV, I don't watch it unless I am at a hotel with absolutely nothing to do (no drag show nearby), I
      see how much TV has deteriorated over time without having been inundated to it and being gradualized (probably not a correct word) down into dumness with it.

      Now, I don't know how I would survive with one.

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  10. Crap Today by borgasm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know I'll sound old for even reminicing about this, but Saturday Morning Cartoons used to be great.

    Now they are crap.

    Gummi Bears. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Garfield. Pee Wee's Playhouse. Fraggle Rock....etc

    Have you checked what's on TV on Saturday mornings now? - All I usually see are some Anime-esque shows, maybe a cartoon here or there, but nothing like the way it was back in the 80s and early 90s.

    Anybody remember those computer-animated shows that were way ahead of their time? Must have taken months to render.

    I have been scouring Kazaa, DC, etc for cartoons and shows, just so I have a record of them. They were so cool!

    And yes, I am guilty of sitting down every now and then and watching some Fraggle Rock. Gotta love those Doozers - they are my favorite engineers.

    1. Re:Crap Today by Arcturax · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, Pee Wee's playhouse, I was glued to that as a kid. I think they shouldn't have cancled it just because of his little porn problem outside the studio. I mean he didn't do anything bad on the show and was funny as hell. I was really upset when they canned the show.

      A few years later, they gave Weird Al a kids TV show which I had high hopes for. It didn't last long, sadly. :(

      I think Ninja turtles and Transformers were two of the coolest cartoons ever made. I know Transformers and TMNT were meant to sell toys, but it at least had a story and a comic book aspect to it, and the movie for Transformers was truely awesome, unlike the live action Turtles movies which were just dumb.

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    2. Re:Crap Today by tricorn · · Score: 1

      You do realize that in 10-15 years, the kids of today will be looking back, complaining about how all the crap on TV, or the Internet, or the holo-tube or whatever, is just terrible compared to the good stuff that was playing in the 2000's; and the stuff you like they won't have heard of; and in about 25-30 years, a few of the things you like will be known as "those classic old cartoons".

      I'm pre-Sesame Street, pre-Electric Company, pre-TMNT, pre-Transformers. The cartoons I remember with fondness are Johnny Quest, Space Ghost, Rocky & Bullwinkle, all the silly shorts (Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, etc.), Flintstones, Jetsons, Yogi Bear. You know, those "classic old cartoons".

  11. Saturday Mornings by methangel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I remember Saturday mornings .... I used to JUMP out of bed, grab the Cap N' Crunch and plop down and watch Saturday morning toons until I was ready for a nap.

    These days, you're lucky if I get out of bed, much less JUMP out of bed. Breakfast no longer happens either. Eh, I guess I grew up.

    1. Re:Saturday Mornings by sTavvy · · Score: 1

      Cap N' Crunch aye?
      and when you were finished i'll bet you did some Phone Phreaking!

  12. Too little, too late by fishbert42 · · Score: 1

    I wish they got rid of Saturday morning cartoons back when I was a little tyke. I could never wake up in time to watch any of the ones I wanted to. Believe me, I tried... but it just wasn't happening. Saturday afternoons or evenings would've been much better. =)

  13. The real reason by Mojo+Geek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The article lists "poor animation" as one of six reasons that kids are watching less cartoons, but in my opinion it's more basic than that. They suck. Several years ago the producers started concentrating more on marketing toys than entertaining the kids and when less kids watched (and bought toys) they just increased the marketing until they left out the fun. Several years ago I tried to watch some cartoons with my kids. Except for the classics like Road Runner and Johnny Quest they suck.

    1. Re:The real reason by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      Johnny Quest was the BEST. I still watch it ocassionally. It's great - it was made in the 60's, so it's full of all sorts of inappropriate sexual innuendos and racist aspects that make it fun to watch even as an adult. Today's cartoons just don't have that aspect - they're mildly entertaining to the target age group, but contain nothing that's worth watching for the parents. I remember when parents used to sit down with their kids and watch cartoons like Johnny Quest, Ghostbusters, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nowadays the cartoons are so pathetic the parents just plunk the kids down in front of the TV and do something else. I blame it on PCC - Politically Correct Crap.

    2. Re:The real reason by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Several years ago? What the hell do you think G.I. Joe and Transformers were, if not an advertising campaign for toys? Johnny Quest and Roadrunner don't suck for the reason that they existed before the 1980s.

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      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    3. Re:The real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In reference to "poor animation." You know how everyone always says that older video games, while lacking in graphics and sound, made up for it in their storylines, gameplay, imagination, etc. I think the same is true for cartoons. The CG cartoons are too movie-like for kids to enjoy. I mean everything, scripts, etc. The ugly hand drawn, violent, cheap-feel cartoons of yester decade were a lot more fun and interesting IMO.

    4. Re:The real reason by llamaluvr · · Score: 1

      Well I
      Really don't know
      If it matters at all so,
      But we try to keep our prices low
      For records and our shows
      But is that enough,
      Or is it that we're not punk enough,
      Or it that you think ska just sucks,
      But Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what?
      Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts

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    5. Re:The real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still find one Cartoon kick ass on the WB. Jackie Chan adventures man :) wooo hoo that man can still kick ass as a cartoon

    6. Re:The real reason by Mooncaller · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Lets see, when my brother and I had our tonsils removed, me at the age of six, my mom and dad visited us after the operation. They brough some toys. I got a "Speedy Gonzoles" stuffed toy. I had a lot of "Tom and Jerry" stuff, that being one of my favorite cartoons. Guess what? This was in the mid sixties! Merchandizing has always been a part of cartoons. Your line of critism started during the mid eighties in responce to "He-Man" and "Transformers" specificaly. Its validity was only partial, and very transitory. The reason is very simple. Kid won't watch crap. No amount of marketing will change that. Those who originated this line of critism, and those who continue to use it, in truth just do'nt like anything they did not grow up with, and they flounder around looking for excuses to validate their opinions. Some of todays cartoons are awash with merchandise. The kids demand it. Hell, on my wall, I've got a "Tenchi Muyo" figure ( realy cool) and an "Outlaw Star" set with Gene, Melfina, and the Outlaw Star. I also have a couple of "Zoids" on top of my monitor. The shows that sell the most stuff will always be the ones that are watched.

    7. Re:The real reason by bobaferret · · Score: 1

      There have been newer GOOD! cartoons. I thought the animainiacs were great. Almost a rebirth of the the classic cartoons, as well as educational. I just don't know what happened to them.

      The classics wern't so great. I got bored with bugs bunny, he was an asshole. Plus at some point I realised that I had seen all of the plenty times before. Bulwinkle rocked and so did scobby doo esp when they had guess stars on like the harlem globe trotters...:)

      ahh! good times...

    8. Re:The real reason by ellboy · · Score: 1
      Your point about there always being marketing is somewhat true. But, I think this trend really kicked into high gear with the original release of Star Wars. Kids will naturally want to play with toys from a series they enjoy, but this line
      Those who originated this line of critism, and those who continue to use it, in truth just don't like anything they did not grow up with, and they flounder around looking for excuses to validate their opinions.
      is obviously wrong. Good is good is good. I didn't grow up with anime. I didn't grow up with Tex Avery. In fact I remember liking the Transformers and the Thundercats as a kid, but can't watch them anymore. So what does this show? A good cartoon appeals to adults & to children, and is timeless, and that takes real skill to do. The number of folks doing it well hasn't grown all that significantly, and these days they make movies, not TV shows.
    9. Re:The real reason by jonerik · · Score: 1

      Johnny Quest was the BEST. I still watch it ocassionally. It's great - it was made in the 60's, so it's full of all sorts of inappropriate sexual innuendos and racist aspects that make it fun to watch even as an adult.

      Be sure and catch The Venture Bros. sometime on the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. They've shown the pilot a few times and supposedly the show's been picked up for additional episodes. It's a hilarious satire of the '60s Jonny Quest episodes, right down to the animation.

  14. Cartoon Channels by Cheesemaker · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why get up one day a week for a morning of cartoons when you can get them on multiple channels all the time?

  15. Finally I've started a revolution! by Ikeya · · Score: 1

    Okay, maybe it wasn't me, but when I was young, I thought it was more fun staying up all way until MIDNIGHT and then sleep in until 10:30 or 11:00, by which point, i'd missed the cartoons. The saturday morning cartoons were way to overrated in my opinion compared to sleep. Hmmmm... sleep... maybe that's why I'm 6'3". :)
    Another bonus is that since I slept so much when I was younger, I can get 4hrs. a night in college now to make up for my overages when I was young...yeah...that's why I don't get any sleep now... really!

    ikeya

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    1. Re:Finally I've started a revolution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no it's called genes... :( learn about it

  16. Mirrored here (site is already slow) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The Disappearance of Saturday Morning

    Saturday morning no longer means kids in front of TV sets across the country, glued to the latest in hip cartoons. Why? Gerard Raiti investigates the death of an era.

    April 30, 2003
    By Gerard Raiti

    In a time not so long ago, Saturday mornings were indicative of one and only one pastime for children -- watching cartoons. Throughout the '70s and '80s, the broadcast networks ABC, CBS and NBC dominated the Saturday morning airwaves by inundating children with cartoons. Cartoons on these networks used to earn ratings of more than 20 million viewers. Today, network Saturday morning cartoons only exist on ABC Kids, FOX Kids and Kids' WB!, the latter two networks either did not exist or did not air cartoons two decades ago. Current successful cartoons on FOX Kids or Kids' WB! can garner a mere two million viewers. That statistic does not even take into consideration that the population of children in the U.S. has increased by approximately ten percent over the last 20 years. Due to this precipice in viewers, network cartoons are left struggling to make money while advertisers remain befuddled without a mainstream channel to promote new toys and products to children. Why have children stopped tuning in on Saturday mornings to network cartoons and what are the ramifications of this change?

    Six key factors have led to children watching less Saturday morning cartoons: more recreational sports, the introduction of cable and satellite TV, the Internet and video games, a poorer quality of animation, and a greater emphasis on family time. These factors are rather self-explanatory with the exception of the latter: the divorce rate of Americans now stands at 49 percent, and time on the weekends has become more precious for children as many commute between parents' houses. For parents who only have limited access to their children due to either divorce or career advancement, plopping them down in front of the television for five hours on a Saturday morning is no longer a viable option. Among most parents, divorced or not, there is a new emphasis on "quality" time. Consequently, taking one's children to the theater, mall, museum, event, zoo or beach on the weekend is deemed more appropriate to being a "good" parent, than letting kids sit and watch cartoons. To this effect, American society has changed substantially enough over the last two decades to the point where Saturday morning cartoons are less important to our culture.

    The Biggest Change of All
    Today, cartoons are no longer on the major three networks that dominated the preceding decades. Although ABC technically still airs Saturday morning cartoons, its relationship with Disney distinguishes it from ABC's past programming during the '70s and '80s. When NBC and CBS began reducing their children's programming on Saturdays in 1988-1990, FOX jumped aboard the bandwagon and laid the cornerstone for its FOX Kids Network. NBC chose to delve into live-action teen entertainment, hallmarked by Saved by the Bell. Presently, NBC is in partnership with Discovery Kids; a Saturday edition of Today either precedes or follows Discovery Kids. CBS initially chose to replace its cartoons with news from local affiliates and now airs a national morning show, which is either preceded or followed by children's content from Nick Jr. Disney acquired ABC, so their relationship has stayed relatively constant over the decades and still continues to air its One Saturday Morning, recently renamed ABC Kids. Linda Simensky, vice president of original programming at Cartoon Network, feels that, "Children's television was never the strength of broadcasters to begin with. There were some good shows in there, but kids' TV was the department where executives at the network would start their nephews out in. [Kids' TV] was never the primary goal of a network." Children's entertainment on Saturday mornings is currently such a liability that local affiliates in markets such as Baltimore choose to air local news in lieu of Discovery Kids, Nic

  17. A.C. Slater and the gang by villain170 · · Score: 2

    Oh how I miss Screech and the gang!

    The college years starring that oaf Bob Golic weren't the same *sigh*

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    I am over here... now I am back over here!
  18. But what about the ACME corporation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What will they do with the the huge warehouse bulging with all sorts of explosive devices?

    We'll never know if the coyote caught the roadrunner!

    And most importantly, kids won't know that if you walk off a cliff, you magically levitate until you look down :)

  19. lost specialness by Helmholtz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My only gripe is now that things like cartoon network is available 24-7, the specialness of saturday morning cartoons is gone. Sure, kids don't sit glued to the television saturday morning, instead they sit glued to it 24-7.

    I don't think cartoons are a bad thing, and I cherished my Saturday morning cartoon watching time. It taught me the value of patience, and the value of privledge. If I was bad during the week, then guess what, my cherished time of cartoon watching would be revoked.

    Unlike today, I don't think parents tended to use the television as some kind of electronic babysitter. The television on the whole just wasn't entertaining to children most of the time, so instead of a crutch it was used as a reward tool. In this way, I think the Saturday morning cartoon era was much more valuable to the youth that experienced it than today's pacifier approach.

    Don't want to deal with the kids? Turn on Cartoon Network. Yuck.

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    RFC2119
    1. Re:lost specialness by sql*kitten · · Score: 1
      Sure, kids don't sit glued to the television saturday morning, instead they sit glued to it 24-7.

      From the article:

      according to some studies, when a child sees the color orange, the first word the child associates with that color is "Nickelodeon."

      Something is seriously fucked up here...
    2. Re:lost specialness by imadork · · Score: 1
      Remember also that not too long ago, you only had the choice of about six or seven channels, even if you were living in a big city. My parent's neighborhood in Queens didn't get cable until the mid-to-late 80's, so I remember growing up with only a handful of channels. You watched cartoons when they were shown, which meant after school or saturday morning. You had no other choices.

      Now, you have multiple channels broadcasting multiple kids shows all the time, for multiple age groups. With so many other choices, why should Saturday Morning be special?

  20. The end of an era by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wish I had something witty to say, or perhaps insightful, but I don't ...

    Anyway, this really does seem like the end of an era to me. Admittedly I was a Saturday morning cartoon addict. I liked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Inspector Gadget, and all those other great cartoons of those days. What happened? This article attempts to explain what, but I just don't buy it. I don't think that there has been a lack of quality television programming these days. I just think that kids are getting involved in something more immersive - for better or worse - that is taking them away from cartoons and thus drying up the market.

    What am I talking about? Videogames! In my youth the SNES was the coolest videogame system anyone I knew had. It was also very expensive. I remember how we all congregated at the house of the one kid in my neighborhood who owned it to play Street Fighter. But that wasn't Saturday morning - that was weekdays, after school.

    Nowadays, however, videogame systems are cheap and prevalent. Heck, my SIX YEAR OLD nephew has a PlayStation and a GameBoy Advance. I would estimate he plays games at least two hours a day. That's time he probably would've spent watching TV anyway. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? All I know is, kids these days are getting exposed to videogames very early on in life.

    I was babysitting my cousin recently. We were playing Gauntlet: Dark Legacy together on my PS2. I thought he would suck. I was wrong. He wasn't amazingly good, but he's better than my father. This, from a kid who can't really even read! The kids these days, they're just intuitively "getting" videogames. My dad sucks at action games. He's very good at strategy games though. And this new generation, for better or worse, is highly trained in electronics.

    I suppose the electronizing of our nation's youth is a good thing. That's the way the future's headed. I just feel sad, though, that the closest thing they'll experience to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the cheap knock-off games for GameBoy whose sole good quality is the license they obtained. The cartoons, even though non-interactive, were at least better.

    Any thoughts?

    1. Re:The end of an era by Belgand · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cheap?!? The PS2 costs about the same as a SNES did and while the economic climate of where you lived will impact this almost everyone I knew had a NES and later a SNES. As a college student right now I don't have a spare $150-200 to blow on a console system, but I sure as hell still have my SNES.

      I totally fail to buy the argument that videogames or anything else (quality time?!? WTF?) is taking kids away from cartoons. The problem is that they just don't exist. I recall the last time I woke up before noon on a Saturday and there wasn't anything on other than MST3k. The last time I recall an actual Saturday morning cartoon (as I still feel it was a genre and seperated itself in many ways from afternoon cartoons and such) was about 3 years ago or so when Fox was re-running the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon.

      The execs seem out of touch. The claim that noone under 25 has an emotional attachment? I'm 22 and almost everyone I know has an emotional attachment to it as do many younger friends. This in the same paragraph stating that kids went from Power Rangers looking for something else. Power Rangers was after most Saturdays were already cartoon-free. Hell, Nickelodeon was going strong in the 80s and Power Rangers didn't come in until the mid-90s. It all seems like an excuse to avoid spending money on something that didn't bring in gobs of money despite massive popularity (I recall in the late 80s or so how NBC ran cross-promotion with Toys 'R Us for the new season of cartoons). Cable networks are a quick dumping ground for why kids don't watch anymore while ignoring that the only content there is just crappy Disney shite.

      I think the best way to revive things is to bring back the better cartoons that used to run. Cartoon Network could stand to clean up with it, especially if they start the aring slightly later in the morning to appeal to twenty-somethings as well. A block of Transformers, GI Joe, Voltron, X-Men (not the shitty new one, the good early nineties one that was relatively faithful and well-written), TMNT... even toss in some new stuff like the excellent Batman or JLA perhaps or the good nineties Spider-man. A block like this would appeal to both children who never grew up with it as well as adults who did and want to see it again. I've often thought that a late-night Friday or Saturday block of classic Saturday morning cartoons would do well on Cartoon Network as a sort of outgrowth of Adult Swim (not adult-oriented, but adult appeal). The costs would be low and using proven products with a strong existing fanbase could be a huge hit.

    2. Re:The end of an era by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Highly trained in electronics? So they can take apart DVD players and repair them? Or fix faulty CD ejector mechanisms?

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      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    3. Re:The end of an era by Talez · · Score: 1

      The PS2 may still be 200 bucks but the PS1 is well under 100 at most places.

      Why do you think 90% of all kiddie movie title licenses still come out on PS1? Because every 6 year old has one and probably can't afford a PS2.

    4. Re:The end of an era by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heck, my SIX YEAR OLD nephew has a PlayStation and a GameBoy Advance. I would estimate he plays games at least two hours a day. That's time he probably would've spent watching TV anyway. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? All I know is, kids these days are getting exposed to videogames very early on in life.

      This may be unrelated, but I just wanna comment that while kids are learning games (and gaining that instinctive reflex action to press the controller buttons), they're not learning something else. 2 hours a day of gaming means 2 hours taken away from something else (maybe like interacting with people).

      It may not be obvious now, but after a few years of "2 hours a day" gaming (on a young child's mind!), the kids today may grow up to be totally different adults than we are (I mean as in "viewing the world" differently).

      No Saturday morning cartoons (and crappy cartoons all over)... Well, kids have to find entertainment somewhere, and it sure isn't school they're looking into.

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      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    5. Re:The end of an era by Belgand · · Score: 1

      Really? I honestly wouldn't know. The SNES was my last console due to a lack of money to spend on any of the newer ones. As for licenses well... I was smart enough to avoid them as a child and hope that children these days are perhaps at least marginally smarter than the rest of the world with room temperature IQs (seemingly this metaphor has even progressed such that we ought to use Celsisus room temp... maybe in the future we'll all have Kelvin... I hope)

    6. Re:The end of an era by Belgand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You never talked to anyone about playing games? You never went over to a friend's house to play something cool that they owned and you didn't? No time spent trading tricks, tips, codes, etc. ?

      Like many forms of entertainment there is a cultural basis established with it and people will interact due to that shared culture. Look at the internet, people run websits about games, get involved in communities over them, play games with other people, form clans, and even lasting friendships. I know at least one person longer than any human I am currently in contact with outside of my family due to a website we worked on... the internet keeps friendships going during the transience of the late teens and twenties.

      Maybe I should trash on vapid, time-wasting hobbies like fishing, reading, cycling, or sports. I mean, hell... what good are sports? All you do is gain skill at moving a silly ball around an artificial enviroment and perhaps some physical benefits. It's a shame that all they're learning about is the sport they engage in and precious little else.

      My apologies, but really. When you look at it almost any hobby is insular to a point and tends to teach little else but the hobby itself and perhaps a few things related to it. I also find it odd when people mention reading as being significantly better than television or video games or such. Yes, reading is a valuable skill (I read voraciously now and always have and tend to notice the effect it's had on my vocabulary as well as reading level and other such skills) but a child (or adult for that matter) can read total crap and gain very little just as they can play shitty games or watch terrible television programs and get the same value out of it.

  21. fond memories... by Suicide · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll always have fond memories of Saturday morning cartoons, right up until SOul Train came on, telling me it was time to go play video games.

    Course, these days, I don't think I'veseen a Saturday morning in a few years, unles you count the time between Friday at midnight and when I crawl into bed.

    1. Re:fond memories... by Sri+Ramkrishna · · Score: 1

      Oh MAN! same here! As soon as soul train showed up, I knew saturday morning cartoon was over.

      sri

    2. Re:fond memories... by bobaferret · · Score: 1

      worse yet....american band stand!!!! ah!! I was okay with soul train sometimes, but american bandstand still makes my skin crawl....but wait there worse......Manudo....the original latin revolving boy band...akk..

  22. From the saturday morning routine to Anime. by marbike · · Score: 1

    I used to watch anything I could as long as it was animated. GI-Joe, He Man, Garfield, Thundercats... It was all my favourite escape on those early Saturday mornings. Many a morning were wasted on the boob tube. Afternoons were spent outside whenever possible, but the mornings were holy. Up early to see the latest adventures in cartoon land.

    These days I find myself facinated with Anime. I have a moderate collection with a vast range of genres. I read the various magazines dedicated to the topic, and I have a very good relationship with my local Suncoast. I still love animation, but now I can see more serious stories than the latest Cobra plot to foil the intrepid GI-Joe heros. I also enjoy the work of Ralph Bakshi and his rotoscope visions of plots humourous and serious.

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  23. Let me guess why... by arvindn · · Score: 1

    Too many kids reading slashdot? (at least from reading the postings here that's what it looks like...)

    1. Re:Let me guess why... by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      I don't think kids reading slashdot on a Saturday morning will become popular anytime soon.

  24. Someone buy this person a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article:

    "Lizzie McGuire is a live-action Ally McBeal for kids on The Disney Channel and it?s a huge hit with girls, and boys oddly enough."

    "Oddly enough"?!?!? Hello? Have you SEEN that Hilary Duff chick? The show she's on is aimed at so-called "tweens," so of course a boy in that demographic, who is leaving his "girls are icky" phase and noticing that it sorta feels good when he's washing his twig and giggleberries, is going to watch!

    Mark my words, after the Olsen twins turn 18, pages like this one are going to be replaced by similar ones for Hilary.

  25. Alright!!! by thumbtack · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I don't have to fight the kid for the remote so I can watch the Bugs Bunny Roadrunner Hour. (It is still on isn't it? I haven't won one of the battles since 1993)

  26. what cartoons? by gobblez · · Score: 1

    there are no more cartoons worth watching on saturday mornings, just a few good ones, thats why people don't watch! and they end so much sooner than they did back in the day, they show the news most of the morning!

  27. Growing up with Bugs by coyote-san · · Score: 1

    I'm a bit older - I remember watching an hour of Bugs Bunny, plus a number of other classics. Give me the Pink Panther over Garfield any day!

    Was this time wasted? Probably. But it's not like I had a lot of options. When I was older and in scouts I would often be hiking on Saturdays, but at that age I was stuck in lower-middle-class suburban hell. Small back yard, no neighborhood park, parents caught up in their own crap. Maybe the Beav could grab his mitt and head out to a pickup baseball game, but that was the mythical 1950s.

    (And let's be real - how many people got interested in engineering or physics because of the Road Runner & Coyote shorts?!)

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  28. Sleep, blessed sleep by kfg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "As a former Saturday morning TV addict, this doesn't seem like a bad thing to me."

    You're not a parent, are you? :)

    Seriously. I never used the TV as a babysitter but the Glass Teat did have it's use on Saturday morning. After putting in an 80 hour, five day week an extra few hours to sleep on that one critical day was, well, critical. The Saturday morning cartoons were something for my little sweetie to do instead of prying my eyelids up and asking me to entertain her at six in the morning. And I didn't have to worry about what she might be watching because I *knew* what was on, on every channel ( we didn't have quite so many of them in those days).

    In times when I wasn't working quite so hard, or at all, we'd watch Danger Mouse together every afternoon, then go out and play, and read books after dinner and most Saturday mornings would find us in the car going somewhere neat.

    But in those times when I was working that hard Saturday morning cartoons were a gift from God and the only thing that kept me alive, and sane. Probably kept her alive too. :)

    KFG

    1. Re:Sleep, blessed sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i hear that!!

      being the son of an "80 hour a week over 5 day" family it gave them the rest they needed, and in the 80's they really didnt have to worry about what i was going to watch, mostly due to far fewer channels.

      i didnt appreciate it at the time, but now, because i am the 80 hour a week guy, its well needed by saturday.

      and hey its almost a tradition.....

    2. Re:Sleep, blessed sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's amazing! He's terrific!
      Wherever there is danger, he'll be there!!!

  29. Parents killed Sat. Morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am 17. While I was never a fan of GI Joe or Transformers, I did watch Garfield, Battlecats, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko - remember Rocko? ;) - The Real Ghostbusters, X-Men, The Tick, and legions of others.

    These cartoons were interesting. They were entertaining. They were fun, though some may have been a bit mindless or a tad offensive. Try to get a show like Rocko or R/S on TV today, and some self-righteous parents group will cry foul.

    What killed Saturday Morning? Parents. I'm glad I had my fun before the era of "Save the Children" began in full force.

  30. When Saturday mornings disappear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's usually because you drank too much Friday night.

  31. Re:Close by Bastian · · Score: 4, Funny

    The truth is, they're sleeping a lot later due to being up playing CounterStrike all night.

  32. ever SEEN the new Saturday morning "cartoons"??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    either ultra slick computer generated crap such as Cubix, or shitty 20 years old Transformers in "new series". All nothing more than 22 minutes long advertisments aimed at kids.
    Maybe kids ARE getting smarter and are refusing all this utter bullshit. Good for the kids then i say!

  33. cartoons are still playing saturday morning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't seem to understand. Cartoons are still being played on Saturday morning. WB 7:30am to 12pm. They play new episodes on that day.

    Am I missing the point? Is it they don't play old cartoons on Saturday? Good, they shouldn't.

  34. One word for ya, trollboy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anime

  35. Late 80s / Early 90s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the top of my head I can remember Saturday mornings watching: Garfield and Friends, Looney Tunes, TMNT, Mario Bros., Inspector Gadget (not sure if it was on in the mornings), and probably more that I can't remember now. I also used to watch Transformers (which I own on DVD now), and a bunch of other Nickelodean programs that have vanished. Salute your shorts, are you afraid of the dark, hey dude, etc.... Anyways, at that age I would have been playing NES games. Now, kids at that same age are playing UT2k3 online. They grow up too fast to enjoy kiddie cartoons. Probably kids nowadays know more profane words than I do lol.

  36. Did you read the article??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As a former Saturday morning TV addict, this doesn't seem like a bad thing to me."

    For crying out loud, and just to sound really pissy, did you read the bleepin article? The reasons WHY they are not watching TV is not all good. Divorce, schedules, parents that don't see their kids much during the week, the only time to pick up clothes or groceries, etc. is hardly a good thing.

    Yes, TV generally sucks. Cartoons generally suck. Spending more time with the old man is a good thing. But exchanging Saturday mornings for divorced parents is not necessarily a good thing (and not necessarily bad either, considering that not all divorces are bad, but making a generalized statement is crappy on anyone's end).

  37. Well... by Drakin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I gave up hope on the saturday morning cartoon on the channels that they focused on... even when I was younger.

    Myself, I like watching YTV on saturday mornings (it's a Canadian kids channel, for those who didn't know). The line up includes Transformers Armada, Transformers Beast Machines, He-man, Justice League, Jackie Chan Adventures and X-Men: Evolution. (a few others that I don't tend to watch much as well).

    It's probably the most time I spend in front of a TV all week that little block.

    But why would most kids want to spend saturday mornings watching cartoons? When I was younger, cartoons only happened in the early mornings, before school (forbidden to watch them by my parents at that time, or I'd miss the bus), a couple shows after school (normally the disney ones of the year) and saturday mornings.

    Now, with 24/7 cartoon (or others with kid focused programming) networks, they can get their fix anytime, and plenty of households have multiple TV's, so parents and kids can each watch what they want. So there's nothing really special about saturday morning cartoons, at least to the average kid who watches cartoons (unless they realise that Saturday is when the new episodes come out... but there's always reruns, and multiple airings..)

  38. Not surprising by Paddyish · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I used to be a Saturday morning TV addict...but a number of things contributed toward stopping that habit:

    1.) Bad cartoons. I loved Bugs Bunny, but I couldn't stand most of the new crap that the networks kept throwing at me. With the exception of Captain Planet. :oD
    2.) Short runs. Those new cartoons usually had runs of one season or less (Remember 'Hypernauts'? Didn't think so). Not much room to get into it, and took no time for it to fade away. Its pretty hard to get interested in anything that way.
    3.) The computer, the internet. Completely took over my mornings and days. I replaced one addiction with two more...and now I spend my Saturday mornings compiling custom kernels.

    Whups, maybe I've said too much!

    1. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Captain Planet was ghey. That was the beginning of the end for me.

  39. If you are nostalgic for Saturnday Morning Cartoon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out the "Saturday Morning: Cartoons' Greatest Hits" It's a "Various Artist" type album with covers of old cartoon themes by the likes of Helmet, Juliana Hatfield, Butthole Surfers, Ramones, Toadies and lots more. As strange as it might sound, it quickly became one of my favorite albums. You can to a lookup for the album on the All Music Guide website.

  40. Saturday Morning by G27+Radio · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Saturday morning used to rock when I was a kid. Now they suck. Cartoons are too PC these days. I miss the violence (Road Runner) and cigarette smoking (Bugs Bunny.) Not for the sake of those things alone, just the fact that they could make the shows the way they wanted without being scared to offend someone.

    1. Re:Saturday Morning by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Cartoons are too PC these days."

      Try to catch an episode of The Fairly Oddparents on Nickelodeon when you can. Grown men talking about how much they like wearing a dress, internet stalkers... and that's just from the episode where I got my sig.

    2. Re:Saturday Morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there's still Cow & Chicken, Ren & Stimpy and I M Weasel... no danger of PC there.

    3. Re:Saturday Morning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was also the same era where you couldn't show nudity in movies, swear on television or even show a married couple in bed together, even if they were just talking. Yeah, things were completely un-PC back then.

  41. What's the sixth factor? by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

    Six key factors have led to children watching less Saturday morning cartoons:
    - more recreational sports,
    - the introduction of cable and satellite TV,
    - the Internet and video games,
    - a poorer quality of animation,
    - and a greater emphasis on family time.


    That's five. What's the sixth?

    I suppose you can split up "Internet" and "video games", but the punctuation seemed to lump them together as a single factor.

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    1. Re:What's the sixth factor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Six key factors have led to children watching less Saturday morning cartoons:
      - more recreational sports,
      - the introduction of cable and satellite TV,
      - the Internet and video games,
      - a poorer quality of animation,
      - and a greater emphasis on family time.

      >>That's five. What's the sixth?

      Profit?

  42. Being slashdotted as I type by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Basically, a few reasons: internet, soccer, declining profit incentive for networks.

    (can't read other three pages:(

    This is not necessarily a good thing, despite what timothy implies. One of the reasons cited for the decline is parents having to 'fill' the time. Why are they doing that? Divorce. Each parent is trying to make up for only having half time with their kids. For some reason, other parents feel that Johnny and Susie have to be in soccer (scouts, swimming, etc.) as well. Having overly complicated lives is something that adults can barely cope with without the use of alcohol, Prozac, and other drugs. Why should we expect 8 year olds to be able to cope?

    Oh, they're going to learn socialization skills. Bull. Did everyone forget 'Lord of the Flies'? Those are the type of socialization skills kids learn when left to their own devices. What's wrong with a bit of leisure on the weekends, particularly for children? 'All work and no play...'

    So let them play outside, whether it's ball, gardening (some kids dig it, no pun intended), or whatever. But why not wake up Saturday morning and decide what to do? That's fine, for the more temperate months. But in the depths of summer, hiding out in the basement is a good thing. In the winter, sitting in front of the fire isn't bad. But what to do?

    Read? That's nice, but do you *always* feel like reading? No. Look at the number of people already who have lamented the loss of classic WB cartoons. There's something there. It's simple entertainment. What's wrong with that?

    Internet? It's just as non-interactive as the TV.

    Video Games? Not sure how this is a better use of time. Perhaps timothy can fill us in? (Note, I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying it's no better than TV.)

    The death of Saturday morning cartoons is not something to necessarily cheer about. Look at the causes ('non-traditional' families, turning kids into little adults) and lament the occurence.

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  43. More Channels = Less Restriction on Viewing Times by dsanfte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Saturday morning cartoon disappeared when the all-day cartoon networks reached cable and satellite TV, and indeed, when cable and satellite TV achieved dominant market penetration.

    In the 80s, cable TV only had what, 30 channels? Nowadays the numbers are in the low hundreds and growing. Since there were so few channels to serve such a broad spectrum of interests, the 'Saturday morning' was born to cater to kids who'd be up early while their parents slept in. Later on in the day, they'd switch over to '100 Huntley Street' and all the boring 'grown-up' religion shows.

    Nowadays, there is no need for this. There are several all-day cartoon networks, and dozens of kid-specific networks. On-demand Pay Per View kid movies help too. Cartoons are no longer limited to Saturday morning because there's more channels, more availability, and more kids watching all day long.

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  44. Changes.. by j_kenpo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Id have to agree. I think a big part of the problem is a lot of censorship in cartoons these days. Part of what made great cartoons great was that they hit both children and adults on different levels. But with some of the censorship in the Bugs cartoons, the jokes are kind of lost on children, and most adults remember that something else was there that was cut and usually just get turned off.

    The second thing I feel leads to their demise is just the lineup. When I was a kid the Sat. Morning Cartoons had a basic layout, the lame cartoons early, the "hip" cartoons, or whatever cartoons fit the trend, and finally you could round out the morning with the timeless cartoons such as Bugs Bunny. In my eyes, things got bad when some jack ass executive decided that they needed to take the classics and change them into kid versions of themselves, such as the Tom and Jerry Kids (although I will excuse Tiny Toons, but thats my opinion). These crappy cartoons just took up air time.... then the Power Rangers came out and to me, thats when I feel Sat. Morning lost its apeal.

    Looking around my neighborhood and at my friends and their children, Id have to agree with the divorce notion on the demise of these cartoons. Most people I know who get the kids for the weekend make plans with their children, like going to the zoo or the pool, or camping. Its sad, I remember waking up in my PJs to watch cartoons, and those will always be some of my fonder memories.

    1. Re:Changes.. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      although I will excuse Tiny Toons, but thats my opinion).

      Tiny Toons rocked! It's probably the only example where someone made a next-generation of a previous series and it was really good! It can't even be compared to the original bugs bunny and crap, because they're completely different. Sure, there's all the familiar cartoon gags and stuff, but sometimes it was a 20-minute sitcom, other times it was a series of 5-minute shorts. ALways something different, always funny, and always witty. Great twists of plotlines, where the good guys didn't always win, and the bad guys were even good guys sometimes. Hell, Montana Max doing Citizen Kane was cool in and of itself (even if that was the episode Fox always showed).

      The difference between Tiny Toons and all the other "kid" cartoons was that TIny Toons preserved the spirit of the originals, and expanded in its areas of expression. Babs was always talking trash about "political correctness" and...and...and...

      Shit. Like Phil Collins says, "They'll never see the likes of us again!"

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  45. eek! the cat. by hatrisc · · Score: 1

    once eek! the cat was gone, it just went downhill. anyone know where i can find eek! the cat?

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  46. children of the late 70's and early 80's remember: by v1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Everyone loved Bugs Bunny and Road Runner. All the rest of the Warner Brothers characters had speeth impedimenths but we loved them anyway. "Oh, that makes me so aaaaaangry!"

    Kids' shows featured casts of kids doing silly things. Nobody remembers what, but we all remember enjoying it just the same. Nobody ever figured out how to talk like the kids on Zoom did. We remember the other more useful things instead... Box 350, Boston Mass, oh-two-one-three-four.

    Why can't my self-addressed, stamped envelope get me that fan stuff back the next day? ACME always gets the Coyote's packages delivered in seconds. Anyone that says today's television is more violent than it used to be has never seen what happens to the Coyote several times in any five minute stretch. I bet he's got a lot of 'frequent flier' miles built up, mostly vertical, down to be specific.

    Popeye was cool, but never did persuade me to try spinish. Mickey Mouse and crew were probably the ideal cartoon, leaving out the violence and still keeping us smiling. Donald Duck had all sorts of issues. Taz wasn't cool yet.

    We remember all those silly repititious cartoons that we never got tired of watching. Scooby Do, Space Ghost, Super Friends. I was always in awe at how the Mystery Machine crew spotted minor details I missed, detailed later in the show in a flashback... only later with repeats did I notice that they cheated us by not actually showing the minor detail in the earlier part of the show.

    While I certainly don't blame any psychotic behavior on Road Runner, I would pose a few questions about how cartoons may have affected us. How many kids tried dog biscuits after watching Shaggy on Scooby Do? How many kids expected more of the Post Office after watching Wiley Coyote? How many of us thought you couldn't fall unless you made the mistake of looking down?

    It's a shame these are very rare to see now on Saturday morning. Closest thing I've seen recently would be Animaniacs - characters being silly for sillyness' sake. Isn't that what being a kid is all about?

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  47. Cartoons were readily available during the 80s too by Belgand · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think a lot of posters are missing out on something here. Cartoon Network isn't doing something astoundingly new by having cartoons on all day. Kid's oriented programming was around most of the time back in the 80s as well. Saturday mornings were still important though. I wanted to watch the new season and scoped out the various shows to find out what was good and worth my time and what wasn't. I watched almost every week despite Nickelodeon and afternoon cartoons (duh... He-man was a weekday cartoon, not a saturday one). Even as I got older I would watch X-Men and Spider-man and such while I was in middle school before it eventually got canceled.

    We had Nickelodeon, we had Nintendo almost everything that exists now existed back then. The only real difference is the complete lack of cartoons (and the lack of major action figure lines as well... do kids not play with them anymore? What's the deal?!?). I think it's the networks trying to save money by not putting into shows that they state don't make a great deal of money. They ignored the cartoon departments and now they've just more of less given up on it and blamed cable as the reason.

    I think a fair comparison would be a local theater. They got rid of student and military discounts a few years back in a small town (Manhattan, KS) that exists mainly due to Kansas State and nearby Ft. Riley. They jacked up adult prices at the same time. The cited reason for the lack of discounts was that dollar theaters covered this market. Ignoring that the same company then bought and quickly closed the only dollar theater in town they cite something vaguely related that doesn't compare (I want to see a first-run film, not something that I didn't want to see or already saw four months ago) as an excuse to make more money.

  48. Cartoon Network by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

    Who needs saturday morning cartoon with Cartoon Network 24/7. Tell ya the truth, I watch far more "Cartoons" now, then when I was a kid. I've got DirectTV. I never miss "Samurai Jack" and enjoy "Dexters Labratory" and even "Powerpuff Girls". Plus they show a lot of cool anime. My neighbor, who is a single mom ( I'm a single dad, though my son is now a young adult), is more practical then me and does not have anything but broadcast. Her son, who is 10, comes over to watch "Pokemon" and "Yu-Gi-Oh". I'm not realy into these, but started watching them with the boy. Even these are better then anything I can remember from Saturday morning during the 60s and 70s, though I liked "Scooby Do" and the "Star Trek" cartoon had realy good stories( but lame animation). Right now I have been following "Rurouni Kenshin", one thing good about being unemployed!

  49. The cartoons now suck, plain and simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I've seen them from time to time, and they just don't match up with what was around when I was a kid in the late 70's and early 80's.

    Cartoon Network doesn't seem to run a lot of the old Bugs Bunny stuff that I remember-- the cartoons where the characters smoke or get killed seem to have been phased out, since kids these days are dumber and their parents are more sue-happy and ready to point fingers. But I did actually watch an entire 30 minutes of Tom and Jerry, and at age 29 they were still making me laugh out loud. I tried the same with an episode of G.I. Joe, but that didn't work. My suspension of disbelief no longer works when I see the Cobra jets blown into a few million dime-sized pieces but somehow the pilot always manages to get out successfully.

    ~Philly

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  51. False premise by dbrower · · Score: 1
    There's plenty of cartoons on Saturday morning. My kids watch 'em just like I did. They're just not on the big networks anymore, they're on all the cable/sat channels. Heck, there's more now than there ever used to be, and except for the Scooby Do reruns that are as stupid now as they were when I was insulted by them as first run, they are better. This all started about the time Ted Turner put up for Captain Planet.

    Now, my kids like the DirecTivo a lot, and may be moving into anime rather than what's actually on Saturday morning, but I insist i'm right.

    -dB

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  52. Retarded cartoons by batura · · Score: 1

    I think the real issue is how horrible cartoons have become. Back when I was a kid, we had shows like the Adventures of Batman, X-men, EXO squad, and stuff like that.

    Today's cartoons are too bizarre and uncool. Spounge Bob Sqaure Pants? Give me a fucking break! I would have never watched anything like that, and I watched Doug for crying out loud.

    Its like the decine in Star Trek. Cartoons and TV are afraid to have any sort of heat on them anymore. Kirk and Riker were total womanizers. Archer and Trip are pussies. Wonder why ratings decline? Same reason why kids don't watch these "healthy" cartoons -- they're boring.

    1. Re:Retarded cartoons by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

      You need to check out the new X-men being aired on the Cartoon Network. Good character design, mostly decent animation, excellent voice acting, and a twisted plot line typical of X-men. There are a lot of great cartoons, just not on Saturday morning broadcast TV.

    2. Re:Retarded cartoons by Drakin · · Score: 1

      Take a look atthe new X-Men, X-Men: Evolution... definatly storylines running though it, even without the "To be Continued". Transformers Armada, big on the story arcs.

      Justice League has some mutiple part episodes (actually, a fair number) but no long running story arcs though the whole thing.

      But things like the old X-Men cartoon was the exception in that era, not the standard, it's far more common in this era, primarly I think, because of Anime being shown so much, plenty more wholeness to the show (Yu-Gi-Oh and Bayblade, some of the hotter shows with the younger crowd both have contining stories, detailing the protagonists travels and trials in their chosen game...even Pokemon had this, to a point)

    3. Re:Retarded cartoons by batura · · Score: 1

      I don't really dig X-men Evolution. Its well drawn and all, but the few times I tried to watch it, I couldn't get into it. Maybe I grew up and nostalgia is the only explaination for the appeal of those old tapes.

    4. Re:Retarded cartoons by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Spounge Bob Sqaure Pants?

      I was actually surprised that Sponge Bob didn't get censored to oblivion. That show is COOL. IN fact, my wife watched it with my daughter once (back when we had a tv, and we actually had cable) and told me it was a bad show, too much violence and other crap. She's one of those mothers. Luckily, i don't put up with that crap. So I told her to put on Sponge Bob when it came back on and show me where she had problems with it. Would you know? She couldn't find any problems with it. Moreover, we both found it to be really really funny, and a lot of fun to watch with the kids.

      Occasionally I think about getting cable again to watch that show, but then I get real again. Dammit, TV just plain sucks. What do my kids do on saturday morning? They go out with their mother while I sleep. :) Then they come home and play with me for awhile, then we all go outside and play together.

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    5. Re:Retarded cartoons by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I agree! When I used to watch Saturday morning cartoons, they had action/adventure shows like Space Ghost, Jonny Quest, even SuperFriends. I lost interest when they switched to "funny" shows. Even the action shows became cheap marketing stunts like Pokemon & Transformers. :(

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  53. The Golden Age by danorama · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hate to say it, since it'll date me as a crotchety old guy, but the Golden Age for me of Saturday morning cartoons was the short period (in 1978 or '79, not sure which) when the Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show went for three hours (9:00am to noon). There have always been bad designed-for-Saturday-morning cartoons, but that was one time one of the major networks (CBS, in this case) seemed to admit it. The old Warner Bros. cartoons provided much more entertainment for me as a youngun than anything else that was on the time.

    It doesn't seem a big surprise to see Saturday morning TV cartoons imploding, since 25 years ago the best things on were from 30 years before that, and not designed for TV.

    1. Re:The Golden Age by TeachingMachines · · Score: 1

      I can still recount my Saturday mornings during the mid to late 1970s:

      6:00am -> 7:00am: Superfriends
      7:00am -> 8:00am: Scooby Doo
      8:00am -> 9:00am: [actually, I forget this hour]
      9:00am -> 11:00am: Bugs Bunny
      11:00am -> 11:30am: Johnny Quest (greatest cartoon ever)

      Usually, a couple of kids from the neighborhood or school had stayed the night, and Friday nights were spent watching Dukes of Hazzard. All in all, it was a heck of a good way to spend your weekend.

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    2. Re:The Golden Age by TeachingMachines · · Score: 1

      I remembered the missing slot. It was:
      8:00am -> 9:00am: Fat Albert (Bill Cosby's voice)

      Also, Friday night's lineup included Bill Bixby as The Incredible Hulk. And in the early 1970s, one of the first shows I remember watching regularly with my friends was Darren McGavin in Kolchak: The Night Stalker. We were absolute rabid fans of that one. Remembering some of those shows still scares me today... Those are truly some classics of a bygone era.

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    3. Re:The Golden Age by anubi · · Score: 1
      Ahhh.. Johnny Quest.. ( Somehow I thought it was "Jonny Quest" ). That was by far my favorite one. As far as I was concerned, that was the only one really worth going out of my way for. The Flintstones, The Jetsons, Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, etc. were OK if I didn't have anything else I was excited over. The rest I considered junk. The stuff I see today is worse than junk. I consider it an ordeal. Frankly, I am amazed they get anyone to watch it. I think I could get more amused watching a televised snail race.

      It all just seems like one long commercial.

      It seems my intelligence is insulted continuously as I seem to perceive a continuous subliminal stream of "If you have this thing, your friends will like you. Now go out and buy one."

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    4. Re:The Golden Age by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      My siblings and I remember the 3 hour Bugs/Road Runner show. It was freakin' marvelous. Of course, I would switch channels to catch laffolympics, but 30 minutes later, more bugs (didn't like Road Runner then, don't like it today).

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    5. Re:The Golden Age by Davethewaveslave · · Score: 1
      It wasn't more than a week ago that I was commenting to my girlfriend about this very topic. This was exactly what I considered to be the peak of Saturday morning cartoons, too. I lived for those three hours...

      I remember how pissed off I used to get when they'd preempt Bugs for a college basketball game, or something. Oh, and all of the "In The News" tidbits that they'd show during commercials. That's the first place I learned about the swallows returning to San Juan Capistrano, and the fabled treasure buried in a mine shaft on Oak Island. Man, I wanted to be a treasure hunter for weeks! Ranks right up there with Schoolhouse Rock.

      My opinion? A viscious cycle of bad cartoons and low advertising revenue killed the Saturday morning cartoon. Now, of course, I actually want to watch Saturday sports, so I'm not complaining. Almost all of the cartoons that I still love to watch are on Cartoon Network, save The Simpsons.

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  55. Relic of the 80s? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For anyone who remembers the paramount of Saturday morning cartoons, they can keep those memories of childhood dear in their hearts along with other great relics from the '80s including parachute pants, Pogo balls and saying "Have a nice day!" because Saturday morning cartoons are gone for good on broadcast networks.

    This is perhaps a little off-topic, but... Saying "Have a nice day!" is a relic of the 80s? I grew up in the 80s, but I'm lost on this one... Does anybody know what this is a reference to?

    1. Re:Relic of the 80s? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      This is perhaps a little off-topic, but... Saying "Have a nice day!" is a relic of the 80s? I grew up in the 80s, but I'm lost on this one... Does anybody know what this is a reference to?

      Um, the fact that there was still at least a remnant of manners in the 80s that doesn't exist anymore?

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  56. Viacom controls us by krisp · · Score: 1

    From viacom's fact sheet:

    "With programming that appeals to audiences in every demographic category across virtually all media, the company is a leader in the creation, promotion and distribution of entertainment, news, sports and music."

    Viacom controls what we watch on tv and see outside our own little worlds. Blame them, they decided saturday morning could no longer exist.

  57. 70's? 80's? What about the 60's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My childhood memories were of Saturday morning cartoons from the sixties. The author of the article mentions that as a 70's and 80's thing only.

    1. Re:70's? 80's? What about the 60's? by jonerik · · Score: 1

      My childhood memories were of Saturday morning cartoons from the sixties. The author of the article mentions that as a 70's and 80's thing only.

      Yup. I'm 39 and definitely remember getting hooked on Saturday morning cartoons when I was no older than three or four ('67/'68). As a programming concept I think it goes back to '60 or '61 and took up more and more of the Big Three's Saturday morning real estate as the decade progressed.

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  59. What ever happend to kids sitting around radios? by Felinoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I was a kid the idea of a child being able to use a computer was so hard to believe people would suffer shock and denial when presented with proof of the exsistence of a 9 year old programmer.
    The idea of BBSes and online shopping was such an amazing thing people couldn't believe it.
    When Byte ran an artical about how computers would replace TVs eventually people were sceptical. The pet rock of the 80s or so they belived.

    For kids today computers have already replaced TV. They probably don't even know what radio is. Music comes from MP3s and CD players. Books are PDF files.

    Bugs Bunny has nothing on Neopets.com
    Yugi and Pokemon... and while the cartoons exist as 30 min daily ads for the card games it seams more and more kids only watch them becouse of the card games.

    Now a days the Yugi and Pokemon video games are ads for the TV shows and card games.

    Willy Wonka candys advertises by having a website filled with games and runs ads on Neopets.com.

    It's not just the kids. Thow they lead the way.
    CNN Headline News already knows the future. CNN.com. FoxNews has it's website. and when NBC looks for a partnership it looks to Microsoft.

    People complain less about the crap on TV... Not becouse there is less crap. All the good shows are going away or going to hell leaving nothing but crap. But it's the crap that people who won't go online like.

    It's the digital age. I just gave a 7 year old a Knoppix CD and then the topic of upgrading ram came up... (The Bosses son.. His computer need more memory)

    The next generation understands Rinkworks Computer Stupidities.
    For them Google is the place to look up information not the public libary.

    The idea of sitting around watching TV for 30 minuts seams.. alien.

    My boss dosen't worry about her kids watching to much TV. She worrys about them playing to many video games.

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  60. Curious editing error. by pi_rules · · Score: 1

    Anybody else see that miscaptioned picture? They had a picture of the girl from Lizzy McGuire with a caption referencing a "Brian" that was supposed to be on the left. At first glance I thought the (left) was to make sure nobody confused the real life person with the small cartoon character to the right. It made me chuckle.

    Screenshot of it here

    1. Re:Curious editing error. by MyHair · · Score: 1

      Nope, you just failed to download the picture on the left. Look at this portion of a screenshot.

    2. Re:Curious editing error. by pi_rules · · Score: 1

      Hmnm.... given the number of other users seeing missing lines with a Gecko browser I'd have to assume their HTML was really jacked up.

  61. Hot Patootie by njord · · Score: 4, Funny
    What ever happened to Saturday morning?
    You and I sat and avoided the boring,
    Watching GI Joe and Cobra doin' their warring,
    Garfield, too man, we thought that was divine...
    I used to get up early to catch the mornin' shows,
    Watching X-Men and the evil mutants come to blows.
    Why Reboot was cancelled, nobody knows,
    But I miss the guys and glitch all of the time...
    Hot Patootie, where're my shows? Oh man oh man, how the time goes!
    I'd sit there and I'd rot until my lunch time came
    I didn't care that the shows were mostly all the same
    Now days kids'd rather play some computer game
    I'll always miss the Ghostbusters covered in slime...
    In the eighties and the ninties, it's what you did
    If you didn't then I'm sure you weren't a kid
    In pajamas you sat two feet away from the vid
    Sleeping past 9AM was a capital crime...
    Hot Patootie, where're my shows? On man oh man, how the time goes!

    Don't tell Meatloaf or Richard O'Brian

    njord
  62. The best cartoons were never taken seriously by Naikrovek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The best cartoons were never taken seriously because they are the cartoons of a violent nature. And I'm talking about silly violence, not realistic violence. Arguably there is no such thing as realistic violence in a cartoon (none that I know of anyway)

    things like bugs bunny and yosemite sam blowing holes in each other's hats, then running from each other and bugs beating the crap out of sam through various dirty tricks.

    the late 1950s was the end of the great cartoon era. They were written for an adult audience, and often shown before movies to get folks' attention on the screen. Movie trailers now do this.

    [offtopic]
    I long for the days when there were still parts of one's life that were not saturated with advertisements. the only part of my life not saturated with ads is my dreams, and as soon as the technology exists to put ads in my dreams, they'll be there. I hope I'm dead.
    [/offtopic]

    When cartoons were not taken seriously, and considered entertainment only, is when cartoons were great. Nowadays cartoons like Dexter's Laboratory and The Powerpuff Girls are good cartoons, but they'll never be as good as the WWII and babyboom era Warner Bros cartoons.

    I saw an interview once with some animators from that era of Warner animation studios' life, and they all said that they wrote and drew the cartoons that *they* wanted to see, not what someone else wanted to see. Nowadays executives decide what is written and drawn, in an attempt to please the most people possible, and keep their ad revenue up. it is my belief that all bad decisions are based on the desire for more money, and this is yet another example of that form of decision making.

    Anyway, ranting off. The cartoons will get great again when they study what psychology made the old warner bros cartoons great, and reproduce it. talking rabbits, ducks, dogs, roosters, squirrels, etc, with jokes and situations written for adults and silly fake violence written for children. then they'll be great again. I would love to see one cartoon character jump into a freaking burning coal stove on a train and find a huge party inside just one more time. I would also love to see a good old fashioned shootout in a dusty old frontier town, between a talking, wise-ass rabbit that walks on two legs and a stupid gun-happy gold miner just one more time. "i dare you to step across this line" said 4,000 times until sam is led into walking off of a cliff. doesn't get much better than that.

    oh, the good old fashioned crazyness will never be repeated!

    1. Re:The best cartoons were never taken seriously by entrigant · · Score: 1

      Wow... I know this is a bit off topic, but replace a few key words and dates and this sounds like one of my modern video games rant ;). I even mention the guys at id software when doom was new saying how they just tried to make a game they'd want to play. :)

    2. Re:The best cartoons were never taken seriously by Naikrovek · · Score: 1

      i guess we may have stumbled upon a universal truth.

    3. Re:The best cartoons were never taken seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let`s not forget heckle and jeckle... ok chum?

  63. Blame it on video games. by Mogomra · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the 1980s, after the FCC officially deregulated most rules surrounding programming and advertising, the animation and toy businesses were able to partner up and create a new tradition of half-hour commercials to sell toys. He-Man kicked it off, followed by G.I. Joe and Transformers, MASK, Sectaurs, the list goes on. Before long, this became such a common and profitable practice that it was nearly impossible to get a show on the air that wasn't some sort of a tie-in.

    Then along came the NES, which truly revolutionized the home gaming phenomenon and became as commonplace as toasters in many households. Kids started spending more and more time with their came consoles and less with their toys, and this phenomenon continues to the present day, when video games continue to take up a larger and larger portion of floor space at toy stores every year.

    It's especially pronounced in Japan, where, through the 60s, 70s and 80s there were jillions of live action and cartoon shows produced to serve as vehicles for promoting superhero, monster, and robot toys. Nowadays, there are only a few core brands left that have any kind of sustainability, with very few newcomers to the fold. Some companies like Takara have tried crossover products like Web Diver Gradion, but they haven't caught on as much as they'd like. Kids there are just having more fun with their Playstations and Game Boys.

    Of course, there is the occasional Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh that achieve breakthrough success, but one could argue that these are pretty heavily game-based properties as opposed to toy-based.

    1. Re:Blame it on video games. by sootman · · Score: 1

      It's always interesting to see the different ages of slashdot users. If you were five years older, your post would have been the same except the second paragraph would have been the first and "Then along came the NES, which" would have been replaced with "The Atari 2600..."

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    2. Re:Blame it on video games. by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

      "Then along came the NES, which truly revolutionized the home gaming phenomenon..."

      You must mean the Atari 2600 (1977), which predated the NES (1995) by a good 18 years. There were home game system before this (the Magnevox Odyssey, 1972), but it was the 2600 that captured most of my generation. I remember dragging my parents the 45-minute trip from my small town to the mall in the city so that I could stand in line and get the 2600 version of pac-man the day it came out (and boy, did that one suck! The Sword-Quest series, OTOH, was facinating).

      I must say that, as addictive as the Atari might have been, it did nothing to prevent me from watching the classic hours of Saturday morning cartoons each week. Yes, I did also watch Thundercats, G.I. Joe, and the others of that period, but of the after-school cartoons I throw my hat to Star Blazers (Space Battleship Yamato in Japan) as the best. It would be considered Anime today, but we knew nothing about that back then.

      Wandering back to the topic again, I think home computers have helped pull viewers away from cartoons, but if you want to point the finger, point it at the network execs who decided to (a) "dumb down" the cartoons so parents wouldn't have to explain anything to their children (mistake! valuable opportunity for interaction lost!), (b) save money be replacing quality animators with computers (hey... I'm all for CGI, but you still have to have artists with talent, or you end up with abominations like "Transformers: Beast Wars"), and (c) appease the activists who whine about comic violence in cartoons, but then go flip on the pay-channels and watch totally realistic violence, or the news for the daily homicide roster.

      To repeat what others have said, kids are not stupid. Kids lack knowledge and experience, not intelligence. Don't insult them by assuming they can't get it. Think about this, if the newscasters all started talking r-e-a-l s-l-o-w at you and had to explain things like gravity without using big-words when reporting about someone falling off a bridge, would YOU keep watching?

    3. Re:Blame it on video games. by Wildfire+Darkstar · · Score: 1

      You must mean the Atari 2600 (1977), which predated the NES (1995) by a good 18 years.

      Erm... I think you need to check your dates here. The Atari 2600 was indeed released in 1977, but your NES dates are off by ten years. The Famicom (Japanese NES) was released in 1983, and the NES was released in the US in 1985 and in Europe in 1986. That's eight years, not eighteen.

      By 1995, the NES was good and dead, and its successor, the Super NES, was on its way out as well. That was the eve of systems like the Nintendo 64, the Playstation, and the short-lived Saturn.

      FWIW, saturday morning cartoons and video games coexisted quite nicely in the 1980s. You got the obvious tie-in cartoons for things like Pac-Man and Mario Brothers, and the often forgotten "Saturday Supercade" which featured a bunch of shorter cartoons for games which weren't deemed popular enough to carry their own show (things like "Donkey Kong"...).
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    4. Re:Blame it on video games. by Mogomra · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm 31, and I had an Atari 5200 once upon a time, but I based the statement on what I've read that said the NES was a much bigger and widespread hit than the Atari 2600 was.

  64. Simple; they suck by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember the heyday of cartoons, when everything was a clearly delineated, toy tie-in. Well, okay, other than Looney Tunes, which was simply fantastic.

    Cartoons were clearly tied to gender. There were boy cartoons (GI Joe, Transformers, Voltron, M.A.S.K., that one with the light gun plane where you shot at the screen, and so forth), and girl cartoons (Strawberry Shortcake, Care Bears, etc.). These were genuine, good quality shows that were obvious toy tie-ins, but kids loved them. See, toys provide something tangible, and the easiest way to generate toys is to not have character development. If I want to add a character to Spongebob, I have to have a meaningful purpose for that character, because said cartoon is primarily narrative and dialogue-driven. Transformers is also arguably narrative-driven, although the narrative consists primarily of Autobots vs. decepticons, so adding a flying plane or a dinosaur is trivial.

    It seems a bit rambling, but I'm bringing it together here. I can remember watching kids play Power Rangers at the park. Power Rangers is easy to play. You choose your ranger, you go off and battle "evil". How the hell do a bunch of kids play Spongebob? What, you pretend to be some crab and exchange half-wit banter while simultaneously apppealing to an older demographic?

    Basically, it's a lack of conflict. Every solid cartoon show revolved around the simplest of ideas, good vs. evil. It might've been that the evil was Decepticons, or the wicked Voltron queen, or Cobra, or that Rainbrow Brite villain who was only drawn in shades of gray. A dialogue-driven children's show is going to have to be pretty damned well-written to appeal to kids, and hiring good writers costs good money. Cartoons exist primarily because they're cheap to produce, so any gain from choosing the medium is eliminated when you have to gety talented writers on board. Maybe it's a reflection of our values as a society (or more particularyl, young parents' values) , or maybe it's Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon, as other posts have mentioned, but something's just missing there.

    Alternately, it could simply be that the plethora of cable networks broadcasting cartoons has taken the profitability away from the format.

    1. Re:Simple; they suck by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      Argh, that's not the heyday, that was the nadir! Oh well, at least someone liked watching commercials; personally I couldn't stomach it when I watched CNN and it was 12 minutes of ads between (repeated) news items, so watching a couple of hours of ads didn't really appeal to me. I liked the muppet show though (I guess that was repeats when it was on saturday morning).

    2. Re:Simple; they suck by Rayonic · · Score: 1

      > How the hell do a bunch of kids play Spongebob?

      *ahem*

      How the hell do a bunch of kids play Looney Tunes?

    3. Re:Simple; they suck by identity0 · · Score: 1

      As a former child(like everyone else), I think that being able to 'play' as the charachter only matters to the really younger demographic, maybe grade school or lower. I remember in 4th grade, 'Ren & Stimpy' became really popular, despite the fact that no one was 'playing' as any of the charachters - we were much too old and sophisticated for that :) . In the end, it's the humor that matters most.

  65. It isn't the quality, that's for sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...seriously. Go back and watch some of those old shows you so fondly remember. They're not nearly as good as you remember. The voice acting is often terrible, the writing is shallow and the plots are painfully predictable. Quality in network programming really hasn't changed all that much.

    I think the comments that cable has killed Saturday morning cartoons are more on the mark. Not just because cable offers 24/7 programming, but because what is on offer is really first rate in comparison. Nickelodeon, for instance, has brought us such gems as Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, and Invader Zim to name a few. There is just no comparison imo - the programming the cable channels are offering up is much classier and proves you don't have to pander or use sledgehammer wit to produce children's programming.

  66. Here's why by Kethinov · · Score: 1

    Why get up all early on a saturday morning when you can sleep in then download your cartoons via Kazaa whenever you want? Indeed the death of an era.

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  67. No pinky and the brain by ColGraff · · Score: 3, Funny

    The reason is really very simple - no Pinky and the Brain on saturday mornings. That was the best cartoon ever concieved of by the mind of man, no argument. They had megalomaniacal mice, for Pete's sake! It doesn't get better than that.

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  68. Ahh memories... by _aa_ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember anxiously awaiting the debut of "Hammerman", MC Hammer's animated masterpiece. I remember "The Ghostbusters", and "The Real Ghostbusters". I remember "Garfield & Friends", and I remember that duck who wore the innertube and the duck head on the inner tube always did exactly what the duck's head did. That was clever. I remember never getting up early enough to see "The Snorkles". I remember that one cartoon with Butter Bear. I remember the crazy crap they had on nickelodeon on saturday mornings too, "The Sun Beneathe The Sea" or something, that one with the Prince who catches comets in a net and flies from planet to planet and talks to the bitchy flower, and that one about the kid and the dog. I sadly remember "Bill & Ted's Excellent Cartoon", and the Pac-Man cartoon, and I vaguely recall a cartoon about the video game Pitfall. While we're talking video games.. I also vagely recall a Q-Bert cartoon. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, of course, and WWF Superstars. I particularly remember the episode where Andre the Giant (may he rest in peace) was going on a date, and he had to wear rubber tires as shoes. And I'm not too old to admit that I watched "Bill Nye the Science Guy" and "Beakman's World", neither of them hold a candle to Mr. Wizard though. Even though you had to get up at 4am to see Mr. Wizard, it was always worth it. The Chuck Jones genius of "The Bugs & Daffy Show" was always pleasant. I think "Ducktales" was an afternoon show, but I know "Tail Spin" was a saturday morning show. So was "Denver, The Last Dinosaur", and "Dennis The Mennace". "Dennis the Mennace" is hilarious to watch now as an adult. Dennis wasn't a mennace at all, Mr. Wilson is just an asshole. And do you recall that TMNT spin-off with the frogs? WTF was that? I think all Hanna-Barbera had to offer on Saturday mornings during my youth was "The Grape Ape", "Manilla Gorilla", and "The Flintstones Kids".

    Perhaps I watched a little too much TV as a kid. Like Pavlov's dog, I flip the TV off every time I see "Meet The Press" cause that means the cartoons are over.

    1. Re:Ahh memories... by ksdd · · Score: 1
      "Dennis wasn't a mennace [sic] at all, Mr. Wilson is just an asshole."

      I've got my new sig.

    2. Re:Ahh memories... by kahei · · Score: 1

      that one with the Prince who catches comets in a net and flies from planet to planet and talks to the bitchy flower

      Shit, is there NOTHING sacred anymore?

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    3. Re:Ahh memories... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Mr Wilson. Ha. A pitiful specimen. The _real_ Dennis the Menace would have that man suffering a nervous breakdown inside ten minutes.

      Oh, and one show I'd like to see taken out and shot is 'The All-New Popeye Show' with the surfer kids, though Olive Oyl in the army with the Goon was funny. And any Scooby-Doo with Scrappy in it. Throwing him out of the van in the middle of the desert was way too good for him.

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  69. The Conservation of Crappiness by StefanJ · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm probably quite a bit older than the average slashdotter, and I've seen far more seasons worth of Saturday Mornings. It's interesting seeing folks wax nostalgic for shows that were on when I was going to college!

    I was a TV kid; a real obsessive little dweeb. I watched far, far too much kiddie crap, and for too long. (Think Milhous van Houton.) But I was also an observant, skeptical, and curious little dweeb. (Good training for my career in QA!) I recognized before most kids the difference between first run and syndicated shows, film and video tape, and the value of different time slots.

    Well, my point: There is a conservation of crappiness in Saturday Morning TV. Most of it has always been awful. Much of what we liked as kids was awful. It wouldn't hold up if you saw it now. At least, if you've grown up even a little.

    The bright lights, then as now, were few, and usually died quickly. (There was a whole slew of live-action poetry-and-storytelling shows in the early 70s; well-meaning post-hippie artiness like "Animals, Animals, Animals." Anyone remember an early-90s FOX show called "Nightmare Ned?" Or the artsy, weird, "ZaZu U?")

    If Saturday Morning dies, I can't feel too sad. Give the kids books, or video tapes, or shove them outside so they can build up their immune systems by rolling in the dirt.

    Stefan

  70. After Reading this is no surprise. by FooMasterZero · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It is all about the benjimans or money, take your pick. Also the advent of cable does make sense such, if you have access to cartoons all the time, it wouldn't occur to you that on a paticular day you *have* to watch cartoons, like I did. This is much like the concept that if you have sex regularly and such you wont go to great and possibly illegal lengths to get it. However I feel people who where born roughly 85/86 since cable in the early 80's was 1: very limited, e.g. only 1 HBO ? 2: not nearly as widespread and having that sense of neccesity.

    I do remember however getting up really early and watching the end of the color bars and then drudging through the national anthem to watch wonder dog at 5:30 because that was the only time it was on.

    However I don't buy the quality time crap though, Kids probably don't watch too much TV because they are busy at the mall doing nothing, adn trying to be more adultish or something. Which is why I think kids now a days are trying to be adults faster or something because kids mimic that of adult ones, like the lizzie mcguire that was mentioned.

    Finnally a slight OT rant about the advertising portion of the article.

    <rant> However when it comes to advertising and targeted marketing, it still sucks even today. For example how on earth do you get pixie pocket or other strange girl toy commericals during DBZ ? (* Not that I watch DBZ :-) *) </rant> last but not least if i ever ever get an anime channel, adult swim probably won't be a thing on my TODO list either.

  71. Ahhh.... by rat7307 · · Score: 1

    Star Blazers and Battle of The Planets

    I miss the sound of those 70's/80's era lasers.....

    /me wipes away tears

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    1. Re:Ahhh.... by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      You and me both. Very few people know where my screen name comes from (#1 answer: that porn guy, right? #2 answer: The guy in Dragons Lair?), those that do are all the old school crowd.

      Dirk Daring

  72. My Saturday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    • Sky King
    • My Friend Flicka
    • Roy Rogers
    • Circus Boy
    • The Bowery Boys
  73. Must Mention "Smurfs" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you talk about Saturday Mornings without invoking the "Smurfs"? 1983 8:00am NBC.

  74. Ah, good ol' cartoons by doormat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess I just replaced Transformers, MASK and TMNT with Simpsons, Futurama and Family Guy.

    Saturday mornings are crap nowadays. It used to be watch ABC's friday night lineup (family matters, step by step, some other crap and perfect strangers), go to bed, wake up, watch saturday morning cartoons, then sit around and play nintendo all day. Watch SNICK at night and then sunday was here. Ah the good ol' days.. now papers for school and this internet thing suck up all my time.

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  75. It's Not All Gone by rsmith-mac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While Saturday morning cartoons are definitely more or less dead, don't confuse that with all cartoons in general being dead. Cartoon Network airs a 7 hour block on Saturday night unofficially dubbed the "Saturday Video Entertainment System", an obvious throw back to the 80s. Looking at the current schedule, they have Pokemon, the new He-Man, Samurai Jack, Transformers: Armada, X-Men: Evolution, Yu-Gi-Oh, Jackie Chan Adventures, G Gundam, Dragon Ball, Samurai Jack(again), Hack/Sign, GI Joe, Batman: The Animated Series, and Superman on, in that order. Some of this stuff is obviously junk(Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh), and the anime stuff not everyone will go for, but in between that, you get gems like the new He-Man series, Transformers, and reruns of GI Joe and Batman. If you're feeling adventurous, Jackie Chan isn't too bad(it's Kung-Fu, you know someone's going to get hurt), and neither is the new X-Men series. A lot of people speak highly of Samurai Jack, so I'll leave it at that. Perhaps it's not correct to say that Saturday morning cartoons are dead, perhaps it's better to say that they've been shifted to Saturday nights?

  76. Two Words by kalislashdot · · Score: 1

    Cartoon Network!

    Cartoons 24/7, why the need for afternoon and saturday morning cartoons when we have them all day and night long.

  77. Cold War Cartoons? by SHEENmaster · · Score: 0, Troll

    We could put Bill G.'s face onto the commie characters, and get NEW cartoons that relate to modern issues WITHOUT drawing anything or paying the Flash MX registration fee.

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    1. Re:Cold War Cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill Gates is not a commie, he is the archetypical capitalist.

      You on the other hand, are simply an anal-astronaut and a bum-bandit. Perhaps if you weren't such a pole-smoking sissy-boy you would know the difference.

    2. Re:Cold War Cartoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      being a capitalist doesnt mean you can't be a communist too...

      even china has capitalism..

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  79. So what are their names? by glrotate · · Score: 1

    Clue us in so we can grab 'em.

    gracias

    1. Re:So what are their names? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      A search for "banned cartoons" will find plenty.

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    2. Re:So what are their names? by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      I have a good one for you. Tex Avery's "Red Hot Riding Hood" from 1943.

    3. Re:So what are their names? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Heh. I saw that one tonight. Coal Black and the Seven Dwarfs has good jazzmen doing the music. Definitely not PC however.

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    4. Re:So what are their names? by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

      isn't it Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs?

    5. Re:So what are their names? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      You're right.

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  80. Actually by incripshin · · Score: 1
    I think the reason Saturday mornings aren't the same is that all the cartoons, nowadays, blow. They used to be funny and original like Tom & Jerry and Bugs Bunny, and whatever else there was. What the hell is the PowerPuff girls? I don't know how anybody can laugh at that. It's trying to be too hip IMHO. I know it isn't a Saturday morning cartoon, but still.

    And anybody remember Mr. Bogus?

    incripshin

  81. Re:Wow, a pair of losers! by aweraw · · Score: 1

    I fail to see how the act of fishing is moronic... or how watching coartoons on a saturday moning is pathetic...

    both these activites were the basis of just about every saturday in my childhood...

    though admittedly, some would call me a pathetic moron...

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  82. A Good Start by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

    ...taking one's children to the theater, mall, museum, event, zoo or beach on the weekend is deemed more appropriate to being a "good" parent, than letting kids sit and watch cartoons.

    Huh. Who'da thunk?

    But seriously, if this is in fact what's happening, what does that bode for the future? A generation or two isn't in the habit of being an ad-vertainment couch potato? All those museums and theatres can do strange things to impressionable young minds.

    1. Re:A Good Start by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      I dunno man, but as soon as I have kids, the cable's going off, and the only reason for a tv is for movies (the matrix IS educational goddamnit... especially to explain what you take in school when you're a phil. major.)

  83. hmm by nomadic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow, they used to have 20 million viewers? Then why were the shows always so lousy? I'm not just talking about the stories, I mean the animation itself?

    1. Re:hmm by canajin56 · · Score: 2

      GI Joes encounter 4 cobra-trained tribesmen, armed with spears. Angle changes, and there are now 6 of them, armed with rifles. Action starts, and the tribesmen throw spears at them. GI Joes kick their asses, and tie the 5 of them up and take their guns.

      They sure don't make cartoons like THAT anymore

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    2. Re:hmm by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      Well kinda they do. Even in modern day cartoons when a plane/chopper is shot out of the sky (or smashes into a anything) the crew safely parachute out GI Joe style.

  84. I Don't Get It by mqduck · · Score: 1

    Dudes, I'm 18 now, and I swear the only thing I remember about Saturday morning TV growing up is that it had always had the worst, lamest crap of the week. I remember thinking "why the heck do they save all the good shows for school mornings?" I don't remember what WAS on, but I distinctly remember thinking that quite ofte. So... no, it never made any sense to me when people would talk about them great "Saturday morning cartoons..."

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  85. Re:What ever happend to kids sitting around radios by Desperado · · Score: 1

    I used to listen to Saturday AM radio too. My favorite show was "No School Today" with Big John and Sparky. I loved the radio serials too like Sky King, Lone Ranger, Straight Arrow, and when I was younger The Shadow and the Green Hornet.

    These shows played in the "theater of the mind" and IMO much better fare than what is/was on kid TV.

    I guess I sound a little like the Grumpy Old Man when I say "And We Liked It"

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  86. Saturday morning died by jonnystiph · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The day Sat. morning cartoons were split between Disney and Syban, it died in my eyes. I watched a lot of my favorite shows go, from a kid, Thundar, D&D, Mighty Mouse (80's version*) to adult years, Tick, Sam and Max, even later when D&D came back and then just as quickly went away. However, even the shows I am willing to wait for, when the mean time is filled with endless dry soap operas supposed to be action thrillers about kids in color coded jump suits preforming bad kung-fu. The wait gets less tolerable. Even more promising shows like the new John Q. cartoon (creator of Ren and Stimpy) are just shit. I still choose to drop in on Sat. morning once in a while before sleeping. But lately its become less and less a reason to stay up.

    *Mighty Mouse was cancelled by the PMRC, because of a flower sniffing episode.

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    1. Re:Saturday morning died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That 80s mighty mouse was also created by John Q

      God I miss Ren & Stimpy.

    2. Re:Saturday morning died by MacDaffy · · Score: 1
      That 80s mighty mouse was also created by John Q
      That's John Kricfalusi. I miss Ren & Stimpy too. The "Happy Helmet" episode is my favorite.

      The nature of Children's Television has changed. I teach a computing course for migrant families here in Hawaii. The kids who attend regular classes flock to the computer lab when I open it because it has twenty workstations with broadband connections. Their main Internet destination? The games pages of Cartoon Network and kids-oriented channels. The influence of computers and gaming have diminished the power of children on Saturday morning, but increased it across-the-board during the rest of the week because there are channels catering to their interests.

      I heard a story--possibly apocryphal--that The Tick disappeared from Fox Kids Saturday because too many parents were tuning in to watch the show and not relinquishing control after it was over (I also heard that the producers, like John K, were having trouble getting shows out on time). I think that the combination of the aforementioned distractions kids have plus the ascendancy of sports television in recent years have combined to kill Saturday morning viewing for kids. If dad wants to watch the NBA Playoffs, the kids have alternatives now.
    3. Re:Saturday morning died by Gropo · · Score: 1

      I caught a blurb-mercial on TNN last week featuring two mock 'TNN suits' video-conferencing with Kricfalusi through a 60's TV set.

      Not only are they bringing back Ren and Stimpy but the 6 brand-new episodes are purported to be more adult-oriented than the originals. Good. Fucking. God.

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  87. Age of Tivo and CNN by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    At risk of being redundant, nobody has to have a particular time to watch any kind of programming.

    Name one type of entertainment you can't get at any time of day. News, cartoons, drama, movies (even porn) are on-tap 24/7.

    Hell, the only the reason the big networks still do "news-at-six" is tradition.

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  88. anyone remember Mr. Bogus?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember waking up at like 5:30 in the morning just to catch Mr. Bogus...that show was the bomb. I hated Bogus' nephew Brattus though, he was such a dick head. Mr. Bogus rules!!

  89. Warner Bros. Logo by yoey · · Score: 1

    Who here can honestly say that anytime you see the Warner Bros. logo, you don't think of an old, powerful movie studio but a Saturday morning?

  90. You'd be under 25, right! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
    You are exactly what we're lamenting!

    Anybody "grown up" after about '91 doesn't really know what we're talking about. Kids used to get up early on Saturday just to watch cartoons! Usually, flipping between the 3 channels to be sure not to miss any! Most houses still didn't have cable either, so Saturday morning was all most kids got. Everybody watched them! Quite often it was the only day most kids watched that much TV all week. While the marketing is more extensive now, the mania for items was more then--it was much more important to have the "right" lunchbox than it is now.

    It was a Saturday morning ritual for kids of that time. I've found kids after then really don't have much in common anymore. I think kids today are much more responsible and careful about what they do than we ever were, but I'm not sure if that's because they have so many more demands, or because they really aren't given the chance to figure things out for themselves anymore!

    1. Re:You'd be under 25, right! by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      I used to get up so early I would have to sit through Casper the Friendly Ghost and Smurfs just to get to Voltron, then Star Blazers and He Man after that I think it was. It wasn't so bad (Casper) because at that time... somewhere around 5:30am, I would be eating my 2 bowls of Count Chocula. I was all fired up by the time the holy grail of cartoons came one (Robotech, Transformers, Dungeons and Dragons).

  91. Kill soccer moms! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Six key factors have led to children watching less Saturday morning cartoons: more recreational sports, "

    Gee, the country is being destroyed by jocks? Who woulda thought?

  92. kids grow up too quick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now kids spend their Saturday mornings sleeping in as they usually have been out smoking bongs and having sex the night before.

    Their role models - Eminem and Christina Aguilera, Brittney, Holly Valance etc. You get the picture.

    1. Re:kids grow up too quick by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Now kids spend their Saturday mornings sleeping in as they usually have been out smoking bongs and having sex the night before.

      Their role models - Eminem and Christina Aguilera, Brittney, Holly Valance etc. You get the picture.

      Previously their role models were Bon Jovi, Tiffany, George Michael, and Mariah Carey. NOthing's changed. Try again.

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    2. Re:kids grow up too quick by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      Previously their role models were Bon Jovi, Tiffany, George Michael, and Mariah Carey. NOthing's changed. Try again

      Well, nothing except that Jon Bon Jovi has more talent in his left elbow than Emimem, Christina, Britney and Holly have combined!

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    3. Re:kids grow up too quick by IxnayOnTheIxnay · · Score: 1

      Their role models - Eminem and Christina Aguilera, Brittney, Holly Valance etc. You get the picture.
      R Previously their role models were Bon Jovi, Tiffany, George Michael, and Mariah Carey. NOthing's changed. Try again.


      Do you seriously consider Eminem and Bon Jovi to be anything alike? How many songs did Bon Jovi have about killing his wife? Tiffany and Christina Aguillara?! "I Think We're Alone Now" and "I Saw Him Standing There" vs "Dirty" and "Lady Marmalade"?! George Michael made national headlines and church sermons by having a song with "Sex" in the title. Would anyone even blink today? Even Mariah's songs were much tamer ten years ago than today. You need to "try again".

    4. Re:kids grow up too quick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my god, I'm old. I have no clue who Holly Valance is.

      I'm only 24 y/o and I'm a decrepit old man. :(

  93. What happened? De-regulation happened. Duh! by patrixmyth · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It had nothing to do with cartoon quality, changing demographics or the alignment of Jupiter and Mars. The FCC used to require a minimum number of hours of children's programming. They stopped requiring it. Hooray for deregulation, sure glad I can watch golf and infomercials on Saturday morning now. I'm not sure which is more boring, btw.

    What was the mystery again?

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  94. Re:What ever happend to kids sitting around radios by entrigant · · Score: 1

    The idea of sitting around watching TV for 30 minuts seams.. alien.

    Ya no kidding... when Buffy and Angel are 60 minute long shows... 30 minutes is a bit strange.. :)

  95. I am now a lifetime member by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    Tonight I watched Reg Hartt's animation show, which included a number of banned cartoons or ones that normally had bits chopped out.

    For those that don't know, Reg Hartt is a Toronto landmark who loves animation and old films. He runs a number of film showings out of his house. (He sells memberships rather than tickets, probably a law dodge. Members can bring wine or food if they wish. Bring enough for everyone. :^) If you're in Toronto, check it out.

    Heh, "Chuck" Jones? The cartoons I saw tonight had Charles Jones in the credits. (Voices by Mel Blanc. All of them. *sigh*)

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    1. Re:I am now a lifetime member by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Heh, "Chuck" Jones? The cartoons I saw tonight had Charles Jones in the credits.

      Chuck/Charlie is a common nickname for people who's proper name is Charles... Just about everyone calls him Chuck.

      You know, the USA has never had a president by the name of "Bill Clinton"... His name was actually "William Clinton", but 'Bill' was very very commonly used.
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    2. Re:I am now a lifetime member by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, Warner Brothers had the policy of not allowing nicknames in credits. Ergo, Chuck went by Charles.

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    3. Re:I am now a lifetime member by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      The later cartoons had Chuck Jones, so eventually their policy changed. (That's why I noticed the Charles.)

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  96. Beginning of end of larger era by stwrtpj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is one thing that the article is not completely clear on, and that is whether or not there is a definite drop in the number of children watching cartoons at all. In other words, is it just that they can now watch cartoons anytime they want, or are they also watching less?

    From other trends I have seen, it could very well be that the current generation of children are too busy doing other things to look at TV (something that the article does mention), at least not as extensively as the generation before them. But if this is true, think of this: Today's cartoon-watchers are tomorrow's primetime TV watchers. If they're not watching TV much now, will they suddenly turn around and start watching it when they get older? I think not.

    So we could be seeing the beginning of the end of the era of television itself. It will be a very slow death, but it may come nevertheless. Even now primetime TV is starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel for fresh ideas. I doubt the next generation of potential TV watchers will be satisfied with this.

    This makes me think of a throwaway line of dialogue from an episode of the original Star Trek. I forget the name of the episode (it was the one where they get zapped back in time to 20th century Earth and accidentally beam the Air Force pilot on board). At one point Spock said something like (paraphrased) "Television died out as an entertainment medium sometime in the 21st century."

    Life imitating art, perhaps?

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    1. Re:Beginning of end of larger era by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      I forget the name of the episode (it was the one where they get zapped back in time to 20th century Earth and accidentally beam the Air Force pilot on board)

      Replying to my own post to correct my faulty memory. This was not the episode this line appeared in, it was the episode Bread and Circuses, where they found the Earthlike planet with a 20th century Roman Empire ruling it. That'll teach me to make Slashdot posts after midnight.

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    2. Re:Beginning of end of larger era by jwilloug · · Score: 1

      Today's cartoon-watchers are tomorrow's primetime TV watchers. If they're not watching TV much now, will they suddenly turn around and start watching it when they get older? I think not.

      Most people who don't watch much television don't because they can't schedule their lives around the TV and they have a low tolerance for channel surfing when they do get free time (there's a few people who have decided that television doesn't fit the image they're trying to cultivate, but they're fairly rare).

      These are the folks the TiVo was built to please. If you give them the option to fill their leisure time with decent TV, they'll take it. Until then, it's just as easy to switch to a medium that already gives them finer control of the content, whether it's a book, a net connection, a video game or some other hobby.

  97. Re:What ever happend to kids sitting around radios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am more surprised that a seven year old want's a linux cd than that a seven year old can program. I was programming at eight so I know that it is not a big deal, but the environment that I used was tiny by any unix standard. I just can't see a kid wanting to use sed.

  98. I hated that show by Cowclops · · Score: 1

    But I do remember it, and I thought I was nuts because nobody else I knew remembered it and I did.

  99. Kids aren't watching cartoons... by ag3ntugly · · Score: 0

    because they suck. The quality of saturday morning catoon entertainment isn't nearly what it used to be.

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  100. Forget Chuck Jones and Hanna-Barbera... by geekwench · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I miss the old Merrie Melodies cartoons! Especially the oldest ones, from the 1930s. They didn't have a real story ("Plot? What's that?"), since many were created so showcase songs from Warner Bros. music library. But they were fun to watch, and some were played often enough that I was able to learn the incredibly catchy tunes. (And I still remember some of them to this day.)
    Even better than the Warner Bros. releases, however, were the Fleischer Studios offerings. Betty Boop has become a global cultural icon in a way that Bugs Bunny and Company - let alone any of the current crop - simply can't touch. (And nobody but nobody could get away with naming a character "Bimbo" these days, unless you're a Mexican bakery.) Fleischer Studios did several musical numbers themselves, many starring the vocal talents of Cab Calloway. Max Fleischer and his brother also invented a piece of technology that's still in use for animation today - the rotoscope. It allowed them to capture real motion, which is why so much of their animation had a "surreally real" look and feel.

    Personally, I think that the demise of Saturday Morning Television has less to do with the internet, cable, or "quality time" than with the fact that even 20 years ago, people gave kids more credit for intelligence and mental toughness. We are seeing the most rabid romanticism of childhood to occur since the Victorian era. On one hand, children are being painted as delicate little creatures with easily damaged psyches; and heaven forbid that they should be exposed to anything that could mold them in a disturbing way. On the other hand, you have advertisers who pander to the pre-pubescent smartass by portraying kids as being infinitely wittier and more intelligent than any of the adults around them (if you buy X product.) [aside] And people then wonder why their precious child pops off to Grandma. Why? because the commercials, obnoxious as they are, are more fun to watch than the PC pap that passes for a cartoon these days.[/aside] Kids should have things filtered, to an extent. But don't insult their intelligence. They're lots smarter than people think.
    I watched all of those violent cartoons, and not once did I try to bicycle off of the roof, or drop an anvil from my perch in the tree onto my cousin's head. (Blocks and Nerf balls are another story.) Heck I even read my father's National Lampoons, although that might not be the best example to use if I intend to paint myself as a reasonably well-adapted adult.

    In a nutshell, I am going to find as many of the old cartoons as I can. That way, when I do have kids, we can sit and watch them together. I'll get to re-live some darn good memories, and the munchkins will have an appreciation for what the good stuff looks like.

    Another Merrie Melodies link.

    And a very well done research book.

    Further information about Max Fleischer's early work.

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  101. Let me get this straight by PD · · Score: 1

    There are only three networks that carry cartoons on Saturday mornings?

    Excuse me, but this is EXACTLY what it was like in the 1970's. We had ABC, NBC, and CBS. PBS didn't have any cartoons worth watching.

    So why is this news again?

  102. Saturday cartoons? Why, you have ballet classes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The author missed one part about why children spend less time watching cartoons... Children today are being hurried through childhood, rushed into taking on adult tasks at a very early age.

    Anxious parents overload their children, pushing them too hard, too soon. It is becoming increasingly common for parents to enroll their young children in after-school activities (sports, music, ballet). Here is an interesting quote from Time magazine: "Kids who once had childhoods now have curriculums; kids who ought to move with lunatic energy of youth now move with the high purpose of the worker bee."

    I do not know what the author considers to be quality time, but taking kids to ballet school and driving together in the car is definitely not quality time.

  103. I can do the math. by blair1q · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any article that starts out "there are six reasons" and lists five reasons is not worth the download entropy it expends.

    1. Re:I can do the math. by Lxy · · Score: 1

      Any article that starts out "there are six reasons" and lists five reasons is not worth the download entropy it expends.

      There are FIVE lights!

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  104. Well, crud! This is not my day for HTML... by geekwench · · Score: 2, Informative
    Here are the links that I tried to post above.

    Merrie Melodies:
    http://www.toonzone.net/early-years/
    http://www.bcdb.com/pages/Warner_Bros_/Merrie_Melo dies/

    The Encyclopedia of Animated Cartons at amazon.com:
    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0816 038325/103-1349286-7639828?vi=glance

    Fleischer Studios and Max Fleischer biographical information:
    http://www.bfi.org.uk/sightandsound/archive/innova tors/fleischer.html
    http://www.toonopedia.com/fleischr.htm
    http://www.bcdb.com/pages/Paramount/Fleischer_Stud ios/

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  105. Well, DUH!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have they actually seen the latest crop (or is that spelt with an 'a') of cartoon shows? I could have told them this a few years back.

    Almost all current cartoons are utter rubbish (like much of normal TV these day) -- mostly trashy "Japanese" Poke-formers-Z clones with zero storyline and hopeless quality drawings and 'animation' (often half the show isn't even animated at all, it just slides still frames past the camera, eg. Samurai Jack). :o(

    1. Re:Well, DUH!!! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      (often half the show isn't even animated at all, it just slides still frames past the camera, eg. Samurai Jack)

      I've got 3 words for you. The original Spiderman. Either you're old enough to know what i'm talking about, or you're too young to care. But those were some rockin' cartoons, even if the animation was so shitty.

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  106. This seems like as good a time as any by Link310 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reminds me of my old favorites, in no particular order:
    The Adventures of Don Coyote and Sancho Panda
    Fantastic Max
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    Voltron
    Gummy Bears
    Midnight Patrol (does anyone else remember this one?)
    Sonic the Hedgehog (That's Sonic SatAM, the cool and well animated one, not the crappy ones)

    probably a bunch more I can't remember anymore

    And possibly my worst favorite SatAM memory:
    the death of Gargoyles...why did they ever move it out of the afternoon lineup? grr

    It also is interesting to see some of the old classics (for me anyways...I know that's a relative term) being brought back, like the new He-Man cartoon (not to be confused with The New Heman, which sucked) and the new Turtles cartoon.

  107. My two cents by Kyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think part of the problem nowadays is that kids shows are too 'kiddy.' With a renewed emphasis on parental involvement, there seems to be a bit more time spent together as a family. And since parents control the remote and are actively watching with their kids, are they going to want to watch mindless garbage like Hamtaro or Pokemon? I think not. In my mind, the best cartoons are the ones that can appeal to everyone. And I'm not just talking the classic classics: Bugs Bunny, Tom and Jerry, et al. I'm also talking Animaniacs (loaded with political satire for adults and slapstick for everyone) and Batman (violence for the kiddies, anti-hero engaging plots for the adults).

    Just my two cents. Gods bless the Cartoon Network for saving a lot of these shows.

  108. another point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    first off, i'm 21, watched all those good old shows... we get nostalgic though, tons of junky shows too, we just don't remember. i have (much) younger siblings so i watched cartoons with them all the time and cartoon network is still my fav station (who wants to hear about the economy and iraq anyway?). first, i'd like to make a point... most of the shows now are MUCH better animated. go pull out the transformers classic DVD sets, still not as good looking as the new transformers, but still cooler (because that's what we watched) but my little siblings thought the stuff i watched was dumb. kids watch cartoons for a little entertainment... but also for social reasons. same as video games. not following me? let me explain... just look at this whole post, everyone is talking about their fav shows and the glory days. kids do the same thing now. i coach soccer, but when the kids are on the bench, know what they do? talk about cartoons, yu-gi-oh cards, and playing video games. (we did the same thing, and we still do the same thing) the kids that aren't allowed to partake in these forms of entertainment just sit quietly, completely out of the circle. odd how solitary events can affect our social events. sure, it would be better if kids socialized about a book or something, but get real, not gonna happen. so the next person that thinks "kids shouldn't play video games, they should socialize with other kids" should smack themself. what the heck are the kids gonna talk about?? kids socialize more than adults anyway, they have school and recess, not cubicles. cartoons are different today... whatever. they are a form of entertainment and a social topic. our parents thought we had no taste, why are you allowing your nostalgic bias to blind you to the fact that you're doing the same thing again. there are quite a few good cartoons out now anyway, powerpuff girls is cute in its own way (kinda violent for a flowery cartoon too) dexter's lab, hey arnold is funny at times, yu-gi-oh can get distracting at times... the whole dragonball thing is a cult thing... it's repetitive, but you HAVE to just watch for the sake of watching. plenty of other decent ones. i mean, voltron was cool because there was a big robot with a sword and it chopped stuff up (hmm sounds like animated power rangers) but the plot was awful. same with gi-joe, transformers, and a bunch of other goodies. i love them for what they are, my childhood entertainment, but they were far from some sort of "pinnacle" and if you don't believe me, go buy the DVDs of some of the series and try to watch them purely for entertainment and remove your nostalgic fondness... plot is cheesy, voices were wrong sometimes, some of the guys were colored wrong in certain frames (happened a lot in transformers) i mean, this is not a "high quality" cartoon. just cool :) and the messages haven't changed too much either... old ones focused on good guy and bad guy many times, value of friendship, blah blah. powerpuff girls... same baddies come back, girls work together to fight bad person, beat him up, share a good laugh and learn a (weak) lesson too. heck fraggle rock didn't really even have bad guys (just the big ogre things that would eat them if they left the rock) all about friendship and stuff. that seems pretty darned PC to me. anyway, bottom line... early cartoons were stupid but entertaining, 80's cartoons were stupid and entertaining, current cartoons are stupid and entertaining. some were dumber than others, but they were never meant to be great, they were cartoons! leave the kids alone, and leave the 'toons alone too!

  109. Re:Modern ones for adults by Bastian · · Score: 1

    There are still a few shows that come out which are meant for older audences as much as kids. Animaniacs, Rocko's Modern Life, Invader Zim (in my opinion), Ren and Stimpy.

    Thank Ghod Cartoon Network has figured out there is such a big audience for Cartoons among adults, although I wish they would put more effort into making cartoons like Rocko that have jokes that are clearly engineered to be equally funny to small children and adults, but for different reasons. I have infinite respect for scriptwriters and animators who can pull that off well.

  110. Mod Parent up! by in.johnnyd · · Score: 1

    let's hear it for patience and the value of privelege!

  111. Re:I used to love Saturday morning cartoons... SHs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    20 sec fucker

  112. Sunday mornings in India... by g0_p · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm from India. Sunday mornings used to be kids time on television cos' many schools worked on Saturdays. Usually consisted of Disney cartoons (dubbed into Hindi) and mythological serials. (Where kids programs in the US show technologically advanced robots and gadgets, kids programs in India had all powerful gods and godessess with tantrically charged bows and arrows fighting against demons and beasts. :-))

    1. Re:Sunday mornings in India... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit, that sounds supercool. I would have loved to have seen those when I was a kid. Hell, I'd love to see 'em now.

    2. Re:Sunday mornings in India... by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Oh wow...that would be so cool to see! I wonder if the popularity of Anime and Bollywood will mean that these cartoons will get subbed and make it to the US???

      Although interestingly enough, there IS a Japanese series that recently made it to the US called Arjuna...it's not about the legendary hero of the Mahabharata, but rather about a "magical girl" character who is chosen by the old Gods to defend the planet from demons (they are called Raaja but I suppose Rakshasha is the more proper term) and from ecological destruction. Bandai Entertainment developed the series in Japan and is releasing it dubbed/subbed in the US. Here's the link:

      http://www.arjunaproject.com/

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    3. Re:Sunday mornings in India... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a pity that commercial trash is pushed down everyone's throats worldwide, 24/7, while so much good stuff is still practically unknown, except to those who delve in it, 24/7.

      And, from the look of things, it's not going to improve. Even Internet hasn't really made that big a dent in it.

      So, unfortunately, it seems that access to varied and / or updated cultural references is only for those socially and economically empowered.

      All this tech, and the world still molds itself in mideavel casts. It's like being stuck in a b*..*y Brueghel painting, with cars, airplanes, computers, mobiles, and stuff.

  113. 'Heyday' of cartoons by jpkunst · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Funny how everyone perceives the 'heyday of cartoons' simply as the time they themselves watched cartoons as a kid, with everything after that being crap. Different generations - different 'heydays'.

    JP

  114. It's like what happened to The Jetsons by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that we all have flying cars and robot housekeepers, it's just not relevant any more.

    I'm going to go back to work pushing this button now...

  115. Saturday morning - RIP. by MikeFM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I noticed the downturn of Saturday morning even as I was growing up. When I was young it was great and as I got older it got worse and worse. For a while I thought it was me but then I noticed I still liked cartoons. With the coming of Cartoon Network and similar channels I knew that it definately wasn't be that'd changed. The cartoons they push at kids these days just tend to suck - especially the Saturday morning crap. Worst they've replaced most these time slots with news and religious shows. Sure the kids go to other channels and time slots to find cartoons but that is only because the Saturday morning as we know it has been flushed completely down the toilet.

    I think network tv is missing the real market for Saturday morning cartoons - adults that grew up with it. I think a lot of us would tune in (with our own kids) to watch good cartoons. We could be spending a couple hours every Saturday morning with our kids just having a laugh. Some good cartoons like Looney Tunes. Toward the middle of the day fade the programming from animation into more grow up stuff. Bill Nye the Science Guy, Junkyard Wars, etc.. sort of educational things children and parents might watch together.

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  116. I dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Were saturday morning cartoons really that great to begin with?... I mean to be honest there where some good shows around at the time, Robotech, Transformers etc. but there are still quite a few good shows present today, Batman Dextors lab Powerpuff girls and so on. I think that today there are alot of more worthwhlie cartoons around then back then. Personally I remember sitting though some right crap (which happilly have been exsponged from my memory) , and just to watch one of the decent shows that were on. I think whats happing here is a case of everything being better in the past.

    Basically two things have happend
    i, cartoons have become very PC, mostly because of concern over toy manufactors marketing to kids, by using violence as a quick out, ie TMNT, and any of those shows which run the some transformation sequence every week like Power Rangers. - not sure if this is a good or bad thing as they have just replaced violence with obessive (gotta get them all) collecting like Pockemon and its knockoffs prove.
    ii, The demographic has shifted due to the creation full time cartoon channels on cable and ofcourse video games.
    (Most of the posts that people are making pretty much break down to these two points.)

    Personally, I feel that anything which may have kids getting off their fat arses and atleast spending some time outside, ala Simpsons style when marge made Ichy and Scartchy suck, has to be a good thing... maybe there's a massive PTO letter writing conspiracy with just that goal in mind.
    However we all know that the networks will just fill the slot with hour upon hour of clip shows trying to sell the latest backshreets boys CD to childern too young to remember New Kids on the Block.

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  117. probably VCD format by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > so most are 100+MB MPEG1/2 files

    They might be in VCD format so you can burn and watch on a real television with the help of a DVD player.

    Sure, an uber-hot divx formatted cartoon would be great and all, but I doubt these people have access to the originals and it would be a waste of effort to take low-quality television video (or more likely second or third generation VHS as these episodes are no longer broadcasted) and put it in huge high-quality divx-like formatting.

    When it comes to television broadcast stuff, VCD is a good way to go. A simple burn and off to the TV you go. Yeah, you can take divx or whatever and reformat it or you might might own a nice videocard that does NTSC output, but my shared folders on P2P are usually for me first and others second.

    Be glad you're able to get anything.

    >Anyhow, classic cartoons are still aired on Cartoon Network.

    True, but the WWII ones certainly are not getting played on CN.

    1. Re:probably VCD format by evilviper · · Score: 1
      it would be a waste of effort to take low-quality television video (or more likely second or third generation VHS as these episodes are no longer broadcasted) and put it in huge high-quality divx-like formatting.

      You are missing the point. Re-encoding the MPEG1 videos to MPEG4 makes them several times smaller, without loosing any quality at all. After you download them, re-encoding to VCD is very easy if that is what you want to do.

      When it comes to television broadcast stuff, VCD is a good way to go.

      It's not that good actually. VCD can only store HALF the resolution of a TV signal... SVCD is good enough, but I still use MPEG4 just because you can fit so much more in far less space.

      the WWII ones certainly are not getting played on CN.

      Actually, CN has a show just for Wartime cartoons... Mostly WWII. It's only the few extra-politically incorrect ones that are very hard to find.
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  118. Hanna-Barbara by chibiyoukai · · Score: 1

    I agree. Older cartoons did keep adult audiences in mind by including humour that kids don't get. Cartoons became more targeted toward children once Hanna-Barbara started making cartoons.

    Compared to classic Warner Bros. cartoons, the shows created by H-B were bad. The animation quality is lower, the characters are almost interchangable, (e.g. the plot/sight gags of a Yogi Bear cartoon could easily be done using Huckleberry Hound) and the humour was often shallow.

    I'd speculate that these cartoons became "popular" because they're cheaper to produce than other types of childrens' programming. The plots don't require great writers, the animation is somewhat crude, and I believe one guy did a large number of the voices.

    Eventually, cartoons became accepted as entertainment "for kids." Some recent cartoons also have some adult-oriented content, like Animaniacs, which has many jokes that I didn't get as a kid (e.g. the "Goodfeathers" being a direct rip on Goodfellas).

    I'm glad that anime is finally beginning to overcome the "for kids" stigma.

    1. Re:Hanna-Barbara by alangmead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As others have said, The Flinstones started in prime time. They became a syndicated afternoon cartoon after they stopped production.

      What Hanna Barbara brought to modern cartoons was a way to speed up the process of animation so that they could come up with a weekly television series. Before that, you either had people making 10 minute shorts to display before the main feature of a movie, or you had Disney working years to make a full length animated movie. Either of these products had to appeal to a mass audience. Hanna Barbara is obviously cheaper quality, but they were the ones who learned where you can put the cheats. When Fred runs down a hallway, you know he is going to pass by the same potted plant a half-dozen times.

      Now that people learned what sort of shortcuts were or weren't noticed, cartoons could be written in a way to
      avoid too many expensive options, or techniques could be developed to mitigate them.

      Comparing cartoons made for television against cartoons made for theaters is like comparing movie comedies against sitcoms. Its like trying to compare "National Lampoon's Vacation" to "King of Queens".

    2. Re:Hanna-Barbara by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      !!!

      I thought animé had a "for adults" stigma.

      -uso.
      "Bishojo Senshi Sailormoon" no otaku

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      Dreams, dreams, don't doubt dreams, dreaming children's dreaming dreams. Sailor Moon SS
  119. Johnny Quest vs The Gub'men by edonaldson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    or "When they came for the cartoons I did nothing because I wasn't a cartoon"

    Weren't there some government hearings on cartoon violence a few years ago? Didn't the television folks agree to straighten up and fly right? It sounds like that's about the time cartoons started getting lame. Coincidence? I don't think so. I got curious about what happened and did some googling....

    STEP 1. OMG! Marvin the Martian just blew up the Earth, and that's supposed to be funny?

    from TRUCE - Teachers Resiting Unhealty Children's Entertainment

    "Too much of what children see on television is violence as entertainment. It undermines lessons we teach at home and school about how people treat each other, and encourages the use of violence to solve problems and to have fun. We have seen the effects of this glamorized violence in such events as school shootings."

    STEP 2. I am shocked and appalled and am going to do something about it.

    from lionlamb.org

    "The mission of The Lion & Lamb Project is to stop the marketing of violence to children. We do this by helping parents, industry and government officials recognize that violence is not child's play - and by galvanizing concerned adults to take action."

    "Lion & Lamb works to reduce the marketing of violent toys, games and entertainment to children in two distinct ways. We work with parents and other concerned adults to reduce the demand for violent "entertainment" products, and with industry and government to reduce the supply of such products."

    "We believe that attitudes about violence as "entertainment" can be changed over time. Just as attitudes about drunk driving and smoking have changed, we believe that Lion & Lamb can help forge a national consensus that violence is not child's play. Just as it has become "uncool" to pollute and to litter, we are working to change the tolerance level for violence as a "cool" theme for toys and other entertainment products for children."

    STEP 3. Well, if you think about it, we can't do it ourselves, so we need the government to force everyone to do the right thing.

    "Too often, both government and the entertainment industry place all responsibility for monitoring the games children play on the shoulders of their parents. Certainly, parents need to be vigilant and provide their kids with guidance. But in a culture where $1 billion a year is spent by industries of all sorts to advertise their products directly to children, parents can't stem the tide of "entertainment" violence on their own." - snippet from an article at LionLamb.org

    STEP 4. The Government is only too happy to oblige. Who could vote against protecting children?

    "Senator Paul Simon, speaking to a conference organized in Beverly Hills on August 2 by the National Council for Families and Television, told some 650 representatives of the broadcasting business who were present that he was giving them sixty days to come up with a plan to regulate themselves with respect to the portrayal of violence--or else they would face some sort of government regulation." - from newcriterion.com article archived from Sept. 1993

    Step 5. Mission Accomplished

    "Culminating a protracted campaign against TV violence, both Houses of Congress have passed legislation requiring that new televisions be equipped with the so-called v-chip -- a computerized chip capable of detecting program ratings and blocking adversely rated programs from view." - from an article in the ACLU Archive

  120. Boomerang by mlush · · Score: 1

    My son (4) is totally hooked on boomerang (Cartoon Networks 'classic toons' channel) we are quite happy about this and regard it as less mentally corrosive than most of the other childrens/cartoon channels, apart from cbeebies with is more or less a clone of how BBC did childrens programs in my day

  121. umm, boomerang? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do you guys get Boomerang? Just, this is a channel devoted to showing old cartoons, here in GB i get at least a good hour of WB cartoons (of all ages) every day, so they havent gone off telly completely.

  122. End of Saturday Morning Cartoons by petrus4 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is a complex issue and there are probably a lot of different reasons for it, but I can think of one as far as the subject matter of the cartoons themselves is concerned.

    Cartoons during the 80s anyway (when I was watching them) typically had very morally absolutist/dualistic themes permeating their storylines. You had a group that was identified as "good," another group that was identified as "bad," and the line between the two was very clearly defined. This of course was before the advent of postmodernism, which includes among other things the concept of moral relativism...ergo, the concept that there's no such thing as moral absolutes. The other thing that was different is that back then the entire concept of political correctness didn't exist either. Society now is so inundated with the clamouring cries of this or that minority group that it's virtually impossible to conceive of a storyline for just about anything without the risk of offending *someone*. I'm not sure why it's happened in the last 20 years, but before about 1990, people used to be nowhere near as easily offended as they are now. There's talk of releasing watered down versions of The Lord of The Rings, the Bible, and pretty much everything in between in order to make them bland and as inoffensive as possible.

    The bottom line is that if you can't say something without having to worry that it's going to bring all sorts of crap down on your head because of possibly offending the gay movement or some other equally paranoid, emotive, and fanatical minority group, you most likely will end up not saying anything at all. To me, this has far more wide-ranging implications also than just the death of cartoons...we're talking about freedom of expression as a whole.

    1. Re:End of Saturday Morning Cartoons by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      You had a group that was identified as "good," another group that was identified as "bad,"

      I don't know about you, must most of the cartoons I watched (Looney Toons for example) weren't like that. Sure, the coyote was "evil", but we all loved him, even thought he tried to kill the Roadrunner. It's not the same as any bad guy from G.I.Joe

    2. Re:End of Saturday Morning Cartoons by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      To me, this has far more wide-ranging implications also than just the death of cartoons...we're talking about freedom of expression as a whole.

      Yeah! Like, if you try to have any morally relativistic themes, you get stomped on by moral absolutists like you. :)

    3. Re:End of Saturday Morning Cartoons by bitrott · · Score: 1

      "Gay Movement". Gay rights at its base is neither paranoid, emotive, nor fanatical. There are gay groups that push extremist agendas, but fighting for basic civil liberties that ignore your sexual orientation is hardly extremist. Religion is a person choice one makes, and it's protected by civil law, why would sexual preference not be similarly protected? BTW, what 'gay movement' themed cartoon can you think of? If you try and use any "tolerance preaching" cartoon as an example, you're wrong to start with. Those cartoons could just as easily be preaching for religious tolerance as well. I agree that 'toons are tepid and preachy, but they've got fanatical protestant soccermoms to worry about as well as your fantasy "liberal extremists"

    4. Re:End of Saturday Morning Cartoons by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      To clarify, I don't think relativism in particular is *always* a bad thing. Smallville is a very good example of how it's used in a highly interesting way.

      In that show, at least from what I've seen, Lex Luthor isn't always simply "evil." Sometimes he's against Clarke...other times he and Clarke seem to be the best of friends. It seems to depend on the situation, how he's feeling at the time, and the weather, among other things. ;-)

  123. The State of Cartoons by tedrlord · · Score: 1

    I don't really agree with the reasons laid out in the articles. Some make a bit of sense but likely aren't the big cause, while others (divorce? sudden increase in sports? what?) are just silly.

    I grew up in the 80s, and I never actually stopped watching cartoons. I watch old GI Joe and Transformers episodes whenever I can, and am always tuned to the new shows on Cartoon Network when I'm not watching the History Channel.

    I remember watching Saturday morning cartoons die. As a teenager with no social life that spent way too much time at the computer, I would often stay up Friday night and turn on Saturday morning cartoons the next day. I watched as they became less targeted and less well written (I don't mean Shakespeare here, but they seemed to forget how to write toward kids).

    You didn't have as many cool action shows, or witty comedies. You got a lot more patronizing or uninteresting marketing shows. There were still great shows like Animaniacs, but they were on in the afternoon as well so you didn't have to get up to see them.

    Pretty soon, everything was Pokemon or a rip-off of a rip-off of some previously popular show. Even the later Animaniacs spin-offs lost their humour. The concepts they gave them were just dumb. Pinky, Elmira, and the Brain is a perfect example.

    After a while, the only shows I could stand watching were Batman Beyond and Men in Black. Batman Beyond is just damn cool, as is expected from the guys that created the Batman: The Animated Series, and Men In Black was a lot like the Real Ghostbusters. Other than that, I can't even remember what they showed. I think two episodes of Pokemon, two episodes of some show a whole lot like Pokemon, then two episodes of Pokemon again.

    Pretty soon, there was just nothing left. The people that made Batman Beyond moved to Cartoon Network for Justice League. Men in Black stopped airing. They were on the right track with Jackie Chan Adventures, but it can't carry things on its own. Other than that, they just lost the knack at making kids' shows.

    So I think that's pretty much it. Due to budgeting, misplaced priorities, or better deals at cable networks, the broadcast networks just lost the ability to make shows that kids watch. Kids started watching less shows, Saturday became less important, broadcast networks stopped focusing on them as much, causing even less good shows to air. Now, there's just no point.

    It is a little sad. Children will no longer experience the thrill of waking up at 6am on Saturday, grabbing a bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, and sitting in wrapped in their blankets to see the newest superheroes or wisecracking animals. But with all the quality cartoons shown on other networks, often written as much for adults as for kids, it's not a big loss.

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  124. Ob Dave Barry by frozenray · · Score: 1

    "If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and he decides to deliver a message to humanity, he will NOT use as his messenger a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle or in some cases, really bad make-up too."

    (Source: "Dave Barry turns 50" - "Things it takes most of us 50 years to learn")

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    1. Re:Ob Dave Barry by the_ghost226 · · Score: 1

      And the televangelist said: "Give me a hallellujah, a hooker, and a shot of pennicilin. God bless..."

  125. Thiangs ain't what they used to be by grundie · · Score: 1

    I think the reason why kids don't watch Saturday morning TV anymore is that well, its rubbish!

    I live in the UK and I was brought up watching a program in the late70s/early 80s called TISWAS. It was totally revolutionary at the time. Basically the program was based around total anarchy, where kids could gunge adults and the presenters went mad along with the kids in the studio. One thing this program was noted for was as amany adults as kids watched it and there even a late night adult spin off called OTT, which went too far and had to be pulled. TISWAS was fun and I would never ever miss it. It knocked the socks off the BBC's effort of Noel Edmonds Multi Couloured Swap Shop, a kids TV show based around the concept of kids swapping things!

    When it was taken off the air in the early 80s, it was replaced by programs that wanted to be like TISWAS, but where the presenters and producers didn't have the will or the guts to pull off some of the stunts that were frequent in TISWAS. As time went on Saturday morning TV got more and more sterile, instead of letting kids let off steam on a Saturday morning, these programs started lecturing kids on how they should live their lives, but more importantly they became big long adverts for the latest band/toy or TV show.

    I grew up and stopped watching Saturday morning TV in the late 80s. By that time Saturday Morning programms seemed to be based around modern cartoons made only to get kids to buy the mercandise or having the presenters lick up to some new pop star. That would have never happened on TISWAS, if a pop star wanted to promote a record, they would have to get a soaking and stay in the cage for the duration of the show. Nowadays the PR people would never allow that. There have been a few bright lights since TISWAS I can think of Paralell 9 and No. 73, but on the whole most programs were rubbish.

    I put the decline in Saturday morning kids TV down to the gradual commercialisation of the format and the lack of willingness to innovate, simple as that.

    1. Re:Thiangs ain't what they used to be by chasm!killer · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. The result over time has been what several folks have called a move toward PC content and comarketing (movies, TV, toys, games, web sites, you name it!) to summarize how I understand the comments.

      But I think it is not so much "politically correct", otherwise we would see only what lines up with Murdock's rather reactionary politics. It is more a tendency to maximize profit from minimal cost -- perhaps we should call it "capitalistically correct"? One should never offend a potential customer unless he gets a larger return from a sure-fire customer by doing so.

      However, I really believe our limitations are more based on the fact that there are fewer and fewer decision makers left. [Not really trying to set off a flame war, but] Anime is no better or worse than other cartoon genres, but it was developed in a relatively small non-US market. The creators were not necessarily more willing to take risks (though they might have been), but they interpreted the risks and rewards differently because they were different people. The style was a product of minds not integrated into our large media conglomerates. Now that the world is more cohesive and orderly, I doubt we will see another creative explosion like that for some time.

      Music, like cartoons, is also filled with stylization, minimalism and cultural idioms. And it seems to show the very same same shift to mass production over the last 100 years that cartoons demonstrated over the last 30 years. A quote from the Collier's Encycolpedia describes the shift of "the music industry" from a business oriented toward [competent] performers to one oriented toward [mass] consumers. Saturday morning cartoons were never a community or performer driven medium, but they were, I think, a far less lucrative market, so they could accomodate a more creative class of products.

      I suspect other forms of communication are or have done the same and whatever is created in the future will follow the same pattern. After Motzart, Bill Gates and Walt Disney happen, we seal up the stargate to make sure it never happens again -- to mix all the metaphors I can in one sentence.

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  126. Rocky & Bullwinkle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now that is a cartoon I miss...

  127. well by borgdows · · Score: 1

    it's a very good thing... I am a crack dealer and my market share increased by 56% on Saturday mornings, principally thanks to new young customers!

  128. no tie-ins? by oliverthered · · Score: 2, Interesting

    new scooby doo, there used to be a haunted house game from the 70's, but I can't find a link.

    Care Bear Shoelaces - Click for a larger picture or to add to your basket
    Care Bears

    Strawberry Shortcake, I remember my sister collecting some of thease.

    My Little Pony, I had to watch the film... ahhhh...

    Rainbow Brite

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  129. Not much of an improvement by jwgoerlich · · Score: 1
    > As a former Saturday morning TV addict, this
    > doesn't seem like a bad thing to me.

    One part of the article struck me first as interesting and then, after thinking about it, as sad. hen a child sees the color orange, the first word the child associates with that color is "Nickelodeon." Today's children are being raised as brand loyal to Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network's signature checkerboard. These brand loyalties form as early as two years of age.

    As a kid, I recall playing all week. Then spending a couple of hours on Saturday morning watching TV. As soon as the Loony Toons came on, the TV went off, and I went back outside

    From reading the article, it looked to me like there has been a net increase in TV watching. I mean, two years old, and you see orange and think Nickelodeon? WTF?

  130. mean nothing to those under 25??? by SeXy_Red · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Today, 'Saturday morning cartoons' is a phrase that emotionally means nothing to anyone under the age of twenty-five."
    I am twenty and Saturday morning cartoons' meant alot to me when I was a child, the saturday mourning cartoons didn't stop airing until I got to be atleast 12, and by then I was getting to old for them anyways. I was a TV junky as a child, watched alot of nickleodeon, but Saturday mornings were pretty much the only time I saw NEW cartoons that were GOOD. I liked the re-runs of loony toons that Nicleodeon would play but some of there other cartoons just sucked, but the Saturday morning cartoons were worth getting up for.

    My point is that Saturday morning cartoons mean something to some of us younger than twenty-five, despite what the article stated.

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  131. Thundar... by SyscRAsH · · Score: 1

    the Barbarian 0wn3d 411!

  132. Saturday content aren't what they used to be by unikron · · Score: 1

    I live in Greece and Weekend mornings (up till afternoon) used to be the whole tv experience, so I'll speak about it.

    The weekends does not mean anything anymore because I believe that tv is missing originality, when it comes to cartoons. Nowadays the Japan imports are better, but they start to deteriorate too in the mainstream tv (for example Pokemon was great but it's turning lame). I like watching cartoons even though I am 24.

    We don't have cartoon network (like others have) and the subscribing cn is a very lame cut down -- no violence programme.

    When TV in Greece started we had Transformers, Mask, the appropriate WB classics (Buggs Bunny etc), and about 120 shows that were just great (the great 80's - 90's shows). Nowadays what tv is all about is some lame-o cartoons that do not provoke violence and are clean deep to the bottom of everything. Ok, tv is supposed to promote role models but this has gone far too much.

    The only resort is Japanese Animation that has been popular to some channels, and are the only shows that have been continued (even though there are reruns every month instead of new episodes) that can be watched smoothly. Dragonball, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh even Digimon.

    Actually, Greek TV has no respect for the children. The channel owners think that everything animated is for children. They just give big fat checks to people to organize children shows and stuff but instead they create monstrocities that no one can watch.

    The same goes for the tv series. We had Sci-Fi and now it's been cut down to series that have been plugged off from the networks and are being sold for ballast. There is no viewer's opinion, just fake results (like Bush's elections one stuff)....

  133. Help me! What's this series? by Lord+Kholdan · · Score: 1

    I Still remember my favorite show... i haven't seen it in ~14 years so I dont remember the name.. can someone help me?

    It was about bears in an airship exploring the world and an evil king (I think he was a lion and he had a snake advisor but I'm not sure) and he was defeated in a coup during the series.

    1. Re:Help me! What's this series? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're mixing The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin ( he was a bear who rode around in an airship with a talking catterpillar and a humanoid inventor ) with Disney's Robin Hood ( the villain was a lion with a snake for his advisor )

    2. Re:Help me! What's this series? by Lord+Kholdan · · Score: 1

      That might be it, thanks!

  134. simple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason kids aren't watching Saturday morning cartoons is that those 5-12 year olds can now be found raving the night away with those damn light sticks and rolling on e in some abandoned warehouse in the middle of nowhere! You think they can wake up in time after partying until 8am?! Sheesh!! The last rave I went to about a month ago (and never again) was seriously like a middle school dance, about 5% were dancing, the other 95% were either too fcked up or just too embarrassed to hop around like idiots. Most of the people there couldn't have been older than 15. kids these days... If they only watched cool shit like kissy fur and the smurfs, they'd be normal, but c'est la vie.

  135. Live Saturday Morning by awol · · Score: 1

    In Australia, for god knows how many years (1971-83 with a brief hiatus in '78, thanks google http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/H/htmlH/heyheyit s/heyheyits.htm) there was a live (and _oh_ yes it was live) TV show that was from than venerable classification "variety". Called "Hey Hey It's Saturday" it eventually capitulated to it's adult following and went to an evening timslot and then died the horrible death of a show without ideas. But when it was on in the mornings, from 8am to 11am, preceded by an hour of cartoons, which in turn was preceded by "The Thunderbirds" on and endless cycle of reruns, it was a truly bizarre combination of a guy behind a desk, an ostrich puppet (don't ask) and a female offsider for comedy value. Hard to describe really, but the point was that it did some cartoons, severe double entendre, comedy, sketches, popular music and competitions. Basically it was the show's cast having a party and we were invited to watch and participate. The same idea still exists in the UK, with competing offerings from the BBC and the commercial networks, directed at kids, much slicker and with a huge emphasis on pop music (the evils of which, here in the UK, are legion and these shows probably create the pathetic buying public that feeds the wicked industry to deprive us of our rights of fair use, but I digress). By slicker, I don't mean better, I just mean more scripted, and more polished, live studio. The Saturday morning shows in Oz disappeared with the death of HHIS back in the late eighties. Now there is the "computer driven" 3 hours of music videos or some branded cartoon show "Saturday Disney" for example.

    So the experience in Oz would support the original articles position, but the UK does not, perhaps it was never quite the same. But what is interesting is the disappearance of the market (advertising that is). I had never really thought about it before, but I always used to decry that I was just too old for Transformers, and none of the stuff we used to watch never had the good toys. Being oblivious to the fact that the tie in might be a bad thing, in itself. I don't mean in the sense of a barely disgused advert (He-man for example was never that, nor Transformers really) but in terms of making the industry think that the tie in was the way to boost profits and therefore change the commissioning motive. Once the market went away (for wahtever reason) the content too disappeared.

    Having said that, I would have said that the "Dexter's Laboratory" or "Cow and Chicken" school, along with the newer CGI stories are actually very good, so I am not sure that the quality is worse, but it is hard to argue that the Saturday moring market has certainly gone away. Perhaps there is space to bring it back in due time, for as we all know, everything old is new again (eventually)

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  136. This is why... by kypper · · Score: 1

    I can still watch Pinkie and the Brain, or some of Animaniacs... both were loaded with adult humour that kids-couldn't-get.

    Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

    Pinky: "I think so Brain, but... burlap CHAFES me so."

    How many kids even know what burlap IS?

    1. Re:This is why... by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      How many kids even know what burlap IS?

      I'm an adult and I don't know what it is... (i'm sure it is prolly very funny tho)

    2. Re:This is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a very course fabric that is probably made out of the same material as an old rope (pre nylon). The threads were pretty large, probably about as large as the wires going into a pair of headphones. It was normally used for making sacks. I think it is still used to bundle up the root ball of a tree that you would buy from a nursery. Its good for that because it biodegrades over time and the courseness of the fabric is easy for a root to grow through.

    3. Re:This is why... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Probably quite a few. We used that quite a bit in arts & crafts. I'm not sure if I knew it as a 5 year old, but I don't ever recall the word being foreign or complex, but then again, I have a bad memory.

      That being said, I didn't realize that Pinkie & the Brain had such funny humour.

  137. Ah, what happened to the good ol' cartoons indeed by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    Saturday morning cartoons suck. Hell, REGULAR cartoons ( for kids ) suck, period. I've watched a few for as long as I can stand it ( read: 5minutes ), the only thing that's a mystery is who keeps giving those idiots money to make shit.

    No, where you will find the classics is where they've always really been: Where people make cartoons for adults.

    Powerpuff girls, Jonny Bravo, and especially Shrek come to mind ( of the american populars ). These were cartoons that were not made for children, tho they are typically harmless enough to be viewed by kids. They were made for a more mature audience ( well, sorta anyways ), and thus have that timeless quality that the old Looney Tunes has.

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  138. The New Adventures of Mighty Mouse by conteXXt · · Score: 1

    The Ralph Bakshi years.

    (Ok so I wasn't a kid then but those were funny)

    Remember kids:

    Force doesn't work on a crustacean

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  139. Cool Sat. AM programming moved to public TV! by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Why the decline is Saturday morning cartoons on network TV? Simple..they all suck! Ever since Reagan "deregulated" the industry, they have all become just half-hour long cartoon advertisements for toys etc. So instead of having toys that sprang from cartoons...you know, Bugs Bunny Lite Brite sets, Snoopy toothbrush holders, Mickey Mouse watches etc...the toy appears first, with the show later on (if not concurrently) to advertize it.

    When I grew up, cartoons were based on real people, or were even animated versions of the shows the grown-ups watched. I remember things like the Scooby Doo gang meeting Laurel and Hardy, or the Addams Family, something called Emergency Plus Four, Bill Cosby's Fat Albert...much earlier there were cartoons based on the Beatles and other pop groups. Does anything even come close anymore?

    Actually, the answer to that is a resounding YES, and it certainly isn't springing from the commercial networks or even cable channels. The new Saturday morning catoonfests are on some of the public channels...PBS in the states, TVO and CBC here in Canada, with shows like Arthur or George Shrinks, which are far closer to the Sat AM shows I used to watch than the Pokemon crap that's on now. They're very popular...Ontario viewers of TVO witnessed an uproar recently when TVO axed hugely popular (and cute) TVO Kids host Patty Sullivan for doing a show on a different network.

    And they're funny, too! Chock full of the same sort of pop culture references that the Simpsons are famous for. Just watch Arthur's rabbit friend Buster Baxter, who will eat anything, is paranoid about aliens and is just as much an underachiever as Bart Simpson ever could be. Or George Shrinks' inventor/musician dad, always looking for that new, cool sound. Buster Baxter and Harold Shrinks both crack me up! These shows also have their fair share of guests too...Fred Rogers, Yo Yo Ma, Art Garfunkel to name just a few.

    So I would suggest that he only place that Saturday AM programming has ceased to really exist are on the dumbed down schedules of American network TV, the same people that have dumbed down and killed off so much other innovative programming in favour of cheaply done reality TV and advertising revenue

  140. Songs Lyrics by Lord+Sauron · · Score: 1

    As we're talking about old cartoons and stuff, maybe this link can be amusing to you.

  141. Just plain wrong by fwarren · · Score: 1
    Nope, Robotech was just so cool, I made time every day to watch it. It was a cartoon that played like a drama. I just knew that Rick should take up with Lisa and forget that Lin Min Mai, she was nothing but trouble.....

    And Inspector Gadget came on right after Robotech. When I was very young, I loved to watch Get Smart. With Don Adams voicing Inspector Gadger, it was just like a Get Smart cartoon.

    So there was not need to get up and leave just because Robotech was over.

    What was totally lame is that I watched it on UHF TV-53 in Fresno California. They did a comerical for the station where someone gets up to have breakfast, pours a bowl of cornflakes and there are nuts an bolts mixed in with the cereal and the anouncer says "New and Improved TV-53, now fortified with Iron". This station made the station that Wierd Al worked in in UHF look normal.

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    1. Re:Just plain wrong by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Well, Robotech would have been a better show because it was Japanese in origin (I think they cut up three different series and pasted them together, dubbed it and called it Robotech. IMBW). Animé is of much superior quality to the American pablum with some exceptions (Pocket Monsters, better known as Pokémon, is very American despite the heavy Nipponalities evident in the customs of the various locales in the show. And I have actually seen a little bit - 3 episodes - of the show in its original form.)

      -uso.

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    2. Re:Just plain wrong by mink · · Score: 1

      You are correct about how Robotech was created. The first part (macross) suffered the least story wise, but the other twoe had to be completely re-written to showhorn them into the plot set up from the first.

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  142. When I was but a wee lad... by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

    I went to bowling every saturday, and the time that wasn't spent bowling in the morning and spending time with my pop in the afternoon was spent playing videogames.

    Now when I turn on the tele, for cartoons that is, pretty much it's nothing but potty humor and pokemon-like cartoons that dominate the airwavs. I don't enjoy watchin those atall. There are No gundams, no transformers, no reboot, no tom n' jerry n' friends, roadrunner, none of that anymore. Now it's utter shit and networks are wondering why the morning soapoperas that air every day of the week are doing better than cartoons.

    UT2K3, tribes2, counterstrike, postal 2(heheeee), and other games are obviously more entertaining and/or educational than the tele ever was. Every night I get on with a couple of guys to play tribes2 and we talk for hours on end about strats, life, other games, cooking recipies, etc. I wouldn't be suprised if some kids spent their saturday mornings doing the same, or sleeping in from being tired from the adrenaline of a late friday night match, starting at 8 and ending at 10, then partying with your team over voicechat on the public servers or trying out new games. Any game that allows 40 and 60 year old people to talk to 10 to 20 year old people is definatly a game that rocks, and you certianly do learn a lot from the older people I'll tell you that much.

    I was actually kind of suprised they took down cartoons on the weekdays as well, I mean, what else am I supposed to get ready for school or work too? The news? don't make me cring and throw up,. It's still more entertaining to watch pokemon or some really fucked up disney cartoon than it'll ever be to watch news stations that not only report on trivial bullshit before important bullshit, but are also afraid to offend anyone.

  143. Not anything new by Jonathan · · Score: 1

    There is a wide, yawning gulf between a father who takes an interest in his child's life in order to be a part of it, and a father still plays with (today they call it "collecting") toys because he never grew up in the first place.

    This isn't anything modern though -- model train sets have been popular gifts for children for decades, and then as now, the fathers always seem to get more enjoyment from them than the children do.

  144. Cartoons now-a-days are c&%p by Cackmobile · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I grew up in the hey day of quality cartoons such as Tranformers, Maks, Thundercats, Voltron and my favourite Robotech/Macross. I still watch cartoons but they are terrible. They are all nicklodeon clones. They are all cutsy and nice. Kids don't watch that. They want shooting and things blowing up. Remember how cool Transformers was (and the toys). I am no fan of violence etc but its harmless in cartoons. This link between TV and violence is wrong. My friends and I all watched them and we are normal. Bring back decent cartoons.

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    1. Re:Cartoons now-a-days are c&%p by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      Well said.

      Oh, and don't forget Star Blazers!

      Dirk Daring
      (Battle of the Planets)

    2. Re:Cartoons now-a-days are c&%p by Cackmobile · · Score: 0

      THanks

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    3. Re:Cartoons now-a-days are c&%p by jlanthripp · · Score: 1

      I was always more a fan of Loony Toons and Tom & Jerry. There's nothing like Yosemite Sam yelling "Say yer prayers, varmint!" and firing a fusilade of rounds at Bugs at max volume on Saturday morning around 7:30am to get the parents out of bed and into a bright, cheery mood *grin*

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  145. Early-Morning Pre-Cartoon Lineup by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    Before the first slew of early morning cartoon, but right after fadeout of the test pattern and the National Anthem sign-on (with Air Force jets) came AgDay, the nationally syndicated program for that *other* Oh-Dark AM Early Riser Demographic -- the Farmer. To this city boy, it was a bit fascinating to see how the rural folk live.

    These days, I wake up with AgDay only as a companion as I flip to get reports on the early morning commute to work.

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  146. Where's anime when you need it? by Kligson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The article says,

    It's hard to find a kid who likes just animation anymore. Kids have evolved. You don't have many boys watching cartoons when they're thirteen. That's not happening anymore. They are evolving emotionally faster.

    Yet the anime and manga industries thrive in Japan. While that industry and our cartoon industry have many differences, I'll bet we're talking about the same demographic.

    Children may be evolving emotionally faster, but the blame can be placed directly on American cartoons' coefficient of crappiness. Emotionally mature adults gobble up anime all the time.
  147. adults as children by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think human beings are very quickly evolving (or adapting- whatever) to reach a state where they in part don't grow up, maintaining characteristics of children through adulthood.

    Scientists (yes 'them') reckon that domesticated cats are like this- still in many ways kittens because their easy lifestyle in the homes of hu-mans allows them to.

    Er, like, "Discuss!"

    graspee

  148. I'm one of THOSE parents by dochood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't let my kids watch cartoons at all in our house (except for certain, pre-selected "movie-type" videos). When they go to friends' houses, they watch them, but we really don't want them to. We would rather them go to their friends houses and play (non-video) games and build relationships with other human beings.

    But, there are several reasons why we don't let them watch cartoons on TV:

    1) They are a waste of time.
    2) They are "mind-swill".
    3) They are a primary means of marketing toys and teaching my kids rampant materialism. I want my kids to want a toy because they see it and think it is cool or useful, not because they were mesmerized by a commercial to buy it.
    4) It is too passive. I'd rather have them playing with their toys together inside, or playing with their friends outside.
    5) They can always read more books.

    I've discussed these things with my kids, and they understand them, but they still want to watch the cartoons. When they do get a chance to watch them (like when they go to grandpa's house... he lives in Iowa, and TV watching doesn't seem to be such a looked-down on thing there), I usually let them get away with watching a few hours of them on a Saturday morning, hoping they will get it out of their systems.

    I think my kids have become the better for it. I think they are better rounded than most kids their ages.

    dochood

    1. Re:I'm one of THOSE parents by Warlover · · Score: 1

      4) It is too passive. I'd rather have them playing with their toys together inside, or playing with their friends outside.
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      Now wouldn't that just make you spill your herbal tea all over your your NPR newsletter?

    2. Re:I'm one of THOSE parents by dochood · · Score: 1

      Wow! You got me all wrong!

      I'm a Conservative/Libertarian, not a Liberal!

      I played War Games growing up, and I'm surprised my boy doesn't play more of that type, but he has a more mellow personality.

      Actually, though, I don't let my son play with toy guns, because guns aren't toys. He does have a .22, though, that he shoots when he comes to the range with me. It's locked in a safe, and he doesn't get to touch it unless he's out with me.

      I listen to Rush Limbaugh (sometimes), never NPR, and I like Lipton Tea with Lemon Juice, but I've been known to drink herbal tea when offered. My drink of choice, which I'm trying to kick, is Diet Dr. Pepper.

      (Even though wrong, I thought your reply was kind of funny.)

      dochood

    3. Re:I'm one of THOSE parents by kryliss · · Score: 1

      And what kind of shows do allow yourself to watch? Kids shows may be marketed towards toys and pop bands etc. But "adult" shows are marketed towards other things, they may be more subtle than on kids shows but they are there.. Remember when a show would have someone using a laptop, It was almost always a Apple but they would have tape over the Apple. Well these days they display the Apple. I've Also seen more and more stuff like Non-generic prop pop machines (Coke, Pepsi). Characters talking about/showing their cars (Lexus, Dodge Ram... etc). Don't even get me started on the History/Discovery/whatever educational channel because they are nothing but market driven shows as well.... It all boils down to let your kids be kids, let them watch some cartoons not 12 hours a day. sometimes people just want to watch something that has no value.... okay something of no value and is not the news.. they have the rest of their lives to be adults and to "do the right thing", and these will be the years that they will always look back upon, don't burn them out on being "little adults"...

      But if you want to ban them from MTV go ahead, nothing but hip hop, ghetto banging bunch of CRAP anyway. (:-*humor*-:)

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    4. Re:I'm one of THOSE parents by dochood · · Score: 1

      We have had expanded digital cable for about three months, but we might get rid of it. We never seem to have time to watch it, anyway.

      But when we watch American TV, we usually watch something on History or Discovery (but, not enough probably to justify the price we pay for it!).

      My wife is Korean, and we have been teaching my kids Korean, so we have two or three Korean programs we watch each week (sitcoms, dramas). We rent them from the Korean grocery store for $.50 for about two hours worth. That's our "family" TV watching time. The kids get to practice their listening skills, and we talk about what is going on during the show (I learned Korean in the USAF).

      As I said in my original post, they manage to "sneak" in a little cartoon time, and we have let that slide. But we constantly talk to them about how they are being marketed to, etc.

      You are correct about the TV commercials on the "non-kid" TV. We talk about those, sometimes, when they come on.

      "Dad, we REALLY need one of those!"

      "Nah, we've lived many years without one, and I don't see us needing one, or affording one, anytime soon!"

      dochood

  149. Could it be because saturday morning TV sucks? by wackysootroom · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid you would have Superfriends, The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show, GI-JOE, and the Transformers.

    I enjoyed some of those shows and still do, but todays saturday morning cartoon lineup seems more like a forum for training in political correctness. Cartoons used to be just fun and games, not a way to feed our kids bullshit with a shovel.

    It's up to the family to teach values, not cartoons. Period. I don't want my kid to learn her morals from a TV producer and screenwriter.

    That's why cartoons today suck.

  150. Remeber UltraMan? by 4string · · Score: 1
    I agree that the cartoons of today just don't compare to what I watched as a kid, I remember watching from 7am till noon when American Bandstand came on, which meant the cartoons were over

    Please tell me someone out there remembers Ultra Man!!!!!

  151. Fallout from too many cartoons! by 4string · · Score: 1

    check spelling.....remember!

  152. two reasons by KeithH · · Score: 1

    1. The new stuff is offensively bad. It *trys* to be insipid - and succeeds. The old stuff was technologically inferior and every bit as formulaic (except for the absolute genius of Chuck Jones), but it let kids use their own imaginations. Consider for example the original Scooby Doo cartoons: the enjoyment wasn't the story because that never changed. Nor was it the "artistry". No, it was the ever-changing venues
    that let it capture your interest.

    2. There is nothing special about Saturday mornings when you can catch cartoons 7x24.

  153. Forget about TV... by Tsuzuki · · Score: 1

    I find it sadder that the editor of the article doesn't know how to use an apostrophe or inverted commas. What did they do, dictate stuff to their word processor?

    It seems more like the article is mourning the "death" of animation on free-to-air TV - are ratings really that important to them any more? Cable TV isn't so widespread in Australia (I know I don't need it - I watch Channel V at the gym and that's about it) so the cable and free-to-air channels double up on the very popular cartoons.

    For the record, I quite enjoy Pokemon (both anime and game). It is a very deliberate marketing ploy, but as I now work in marketing I usually just sigh and give up if it's targeted at me.

  154. Cartoons haven't left, they've moved by Cytotoxic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't believe all of the rants about how there are no good cartoons anymore because they quit making them for adults. Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, the most biting social commentary of our time is to be found on the current "classics", the Simpsons, King Of The Hill, and especially South Park. As political correctness ruled the air beginning in the 80's, people with something to say moved into animation. It's just less threatening to have a yellow, painted cartoon boy comment on the state of the education system, or race or whatever.

    As for kids cartoons, there's plenty of great stuff out there, it's just all living on cable now. And there is way less of the mindless crap that so many here have tried to wax nostalgic over, like He-Man and Transformers. Woah! you want to know what killed Saturday morning? Look no further than that kind of "design the toy and then make up a show to market it" junk.

  155. Bad thing? by blixel · · Score: 1

    As a former Saturday morning TV addict, this doesn't seem like a bad thing to me.

    I don't know. Early morning cartoons kept me on schedule over the weekends. I would wake up early just to watch them. My sister's 7 and 8 year old kids don't make it out of bed before the crack of noon on the weekend and then have a hard time going to bed Sunday night, and thus have a hard time waking up Monday morning for school. So are early morning cartoons really a bad thing?

  156. Re:Scooby-Doo starting the lineup? Pfft... by CommandNotFound · · Score: 1


    ...surely you haven't forgetten the true Saturday morning kickoff show: The Bay City Rollers. Who could forget Sha-na-na and Bowser? Started at 6:30 CST back in the day.

  157. What is this annoying trend with small text sizes? by zackbar · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't hardcode the text size in the font class. At least then I could enlarge it.

    It makes it annoying when, in order to read the dang article, I have to move my eyes to 6 inches from the screen.

    Am I the only one who has this problem? I can read slashdot, salon, and other sites fine.

  158. You list those as "classics"? by ianscot · · Score: 2, Insightful
    every saturday morning watching Ghost Busters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, reruns of Transformers, Thundercats, even the old tapes of He-Man

    That's like a list about the debasement of the kid cartoon, not about the classics. You were on the cusp of the every-show-is-an-excuse-to-push-action-figures generation, but not quite there yet. Transformers was actually over the edge... Not that the production values were so bad, with Orson Welles in the movie and all, but that was well on the way to Pokemon.

    "Classics" would be Wagner's Ring Cycle as done by Bugs and Elmer, not Voltron.

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  159. Yeah (kick) but(ts)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember Saturday mornings, but what I really miss is Saturday Afternoon - "Kung Fu Theater"

  160. Saturday Morning Cartoons by diacopo · · Score: 1

    If you have recently looked at Terrestial Television, you will see that the level of broadcasting material is simply infantile. Those kids who grew up with Saturday morning television are still watching dumb shows. Hopefully, the next generation will force better standards later.

  161. Pardon me, do you have any barrels I can throw? by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

    Johnny Quest? Ugh!

    Your "they suck" line, though. That is dead on. I don't put all the blame on Disney... there's simply too much to go around. On second thought, they end up with most of the blame anyway.

    Thanks to a string of successful animated features, and widespread popular nostalgia, Disney gained a stranglehold on American animation. Then they decided to drink beer on their sofas until they fell unconscious and use their drool to divinate new shows. Hell, I grew up on their shows... Ducktales, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Tailspin and the like. But they got the industry and then they forgot that they were supposed to do something with it.

    None of the other studios did anything about it either. There was the occasional gem, several of the Spielberg branded group, but most all of those were weekday afternoon fare. Shows like Animaniacs take more awareness than can be called upon early in the morning, and shows like Batman get the violent tag that's so talked about in the comments already.

    Then Disney started their "One Saturday Morning" thing, for which they created multiple bad shows, as well as appropriating(and/or adaptaing) some good ones and making them bad. ... I really wish they'd put out some good work in-house work again.

    *honk*

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  162. Thank GOD it's dead. by WheelDweller · · Score: 1

    As an older hacker, I can tell ya that it's always been a declining artform since about 1966. It started with some pretty good contenders like Johhny Quest, Flintstones and Jetsons and some short-run oddities that were honest, varied shows with some kinda plot, and reasonable at that.

    But then the concept original programming gave way to shows with the attention span of a squirrel. Hair-Bear Bunch, Scooby Doo ("And we woulda made it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!") and the truly odd HR Puffinstuff. Everything was canned snippets (standing in the air, feet a-blur and THEN start moving, usually with the sound of a ricohchet)

    I think what soured it for me most was that every Saturday morning was just another attempt to take some mindless concept, put sugar on it, and it magically becomes a kids' breakfast cereal. Anything for a buck. Very few of those are still around now, but a handful were good enough to remain 'classic' whereas 'Comet Kehoutek Crisps' or 'Oil Embargo Chews' were clearly designed to capitalize on something WAY too short-sighted.

    I'm not in the Madison Avenue family, but from what I've learned since those mind-numbing sessions, it appears to have been the dumping ground for admen. Perhaps it's the 'happy hunting ground' for guys who'd lost it, but were too endearing to fire them. No more originality and no understanding of the kids involved.

    Not that it was not all bad.

    Some things in my lifetime were actualy BETTER than these days. Everyone knows the extreme coolness of the larger GI Joe. There was more, too...I once had a 1/12 or 1/15th scale B-25 bomber. The beast went together with SCREWS, not the usual glue. It was 4 feet across! I had one of the see-through P-51 Mustang models, and a Texaco truck large enough to sit on, made of steel. as well as the steel 'Michigan Shovels' and dump truck. Both oversized and solid, too. And there were very cool submarine models, Easy Bake Ovens for the girls.

    But don't think this is all just nostalgia...I'm keenly aware of how much 'dreck' Gilligan's Island was, and how I used to love it. Same for Dark Shadows and Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. It's part past-perception, part current-perception, and I was busy much of the time between 1963 and 1978 taking vacations with my parents (46 states in 15 years), so maybe I should count my blessings and just shut up, no?

    Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be. :)

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  163. Tautology of the day award goes to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Fraudulent evangelism".

  164. Happened Before by Upright+Joe · · Score: 1

    This isn't the first time Saturday morning cartoons have "disappeared". There was a time when I was in middle school where none of the three major networks were airing cartoons on saturday morning. I think my local Fox affiliate was playing some agriculture show that lasted all morning too. So we had 0 cartoons. A few months later, our Fox affiliate started broadcasting cartoons and then eventually the big three got involved again.

    If the networks can find something else that will produce higher ratings on a Saturday morning, it might be a while before we see Saturday morning cartoons come to every station. However, I would have to imagine that at least one network will find that they can make very high scores with toons.

  165. Re:What is this annoying trend with small text siz by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 1

    Offtopic, but helpful maybe...
    Web site font sizes can be defined in several different ways, the most popular being pixels or points. Points are preferred, because if you use a high resolution display, the fonts will be the appropriate size. Most browsers can also resize fonts if the given style calls for points, but not pixels. Opera, I believe, can resize pixel-set fonts, but I'm not sure.

    At any rate, the moral of the story is that the slashdot css monkey specified the font size in points, whereas Animation World Magazine set their font sizer in pixels, naively assuming that everybody else's computers must look the same as their computers.

    I'll take the karma hit to spread useful info. That's why they call me webmasterjoe!

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  166. They moved to sunday night by bodland · · Score: 1

    Simpsons, Futurama, Hank Hill... It's the only block 90 block of TV the whole family watches...

  167. Re:What ever happend to kids sitting around radios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nine year old programmers are like nine year old artist. They can draw, but it all looks like crap. Making a message box or printing the sum of two numbers is not programming btw, that hardly qualifies as use.

  168. You can't laugh at He-Man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure you can. He manages to out-macho Conan and Elric combined, but he can't get laid.

  169. Dude, Ren and Stimpy... by DAQ42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    TNN now owns the rights to the franchise and they are making NEW episodes. And get this. They got John Kricfalucci (sp?) to make them. He created those characters to begin with and if any of you remember, those were aduly oriented cartoons. I mean seriously adult. And yet, kids loved it too, mainly because they either ignored the "adult" things, or just didn't get them. Then Nickelodeon kicked Johnboy out and started writing "clean" Ren and Stimpy. And guess what happened then? The ratings dropped like a brick and they ended up selling the franchise. Hooray! Now we can get more of the great wackiness of the J.K. days and get those belly laughs like we used to. Just though you should know.

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  170. God am I old!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading these posts date me big time! When I was growing up, there were TWO stations and both in Black and White. Who out there remembers Sky King?

  171. all growed up. by Whooba · · Score: 1

    I used to be an avid watcher of Saturday Morning Cartoons as a child. Now that I'm "all growed up" I watch cartoons all the time EXCEPT Saturday morning...

  172. I can tell you what did it.... by CuCullin · · Score: 1

    Cartoons nowadays are complete crap. I've been complaining about this for a long time... Despite being an adult and working full time, the TV is one of my favorite passtimes. I enjoy sitting down, watching a movie, my favorite TV show, or even my girlfriend's favorite TV show. I still watch cartoons, anime or not, and I am addicted to the Cartoon Network (well, more like was, since they changed the lineup). Now, I don't watch Saturday morning cartoons anymore. It isn't because I work, it isn't because I have something better to do - theres always TiVo or the good old VCR. The reason I don't watch them is they are horrible! I get bored within five minutes of these shows. Creativity is lost, theres no real enjoyment in watching them. The started off with the educational TV (which wasn't entirely bad), but the quality of the cartoons went down. Everyone obviously remembers Tennage Mutant Ninja Turtles... I had the whole collection of toys. My sister doesn't have ANY toys related to cartoons. What about Voltron? I had all of those toys as well. The list goes on... I loved plenty of toons. And while Pokemon became a fad for kids for a while, nothing really stuck. It isn't a good show, there's nothing in the episodes, no great story line, nothing to keep the viewers glued... And thats whats killing the Saturday morning toons. Crappy story lines.

  173. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be by hey! · · Score: 1

    It's all too easy to look at the past with rose colored glasses. Speaking as somebody who grew up watching Saturday morning cartoons in the early sixties, I of course remember all the classic Chuck Jones and Tex Avery stuff. King Sized Canary is possibly the funniest film of all time. However, there was a lot of crap. Heckle and Jeckle and Woody Woodpecker were completely predicta ble and boring. The great cartoons were subversive, because the powers that be didn't pay all that much attention to them.

    Those days are gone, but it simply is not true that there aren't any good cartoons these days. But the rise of the TV series cartoon has not served the medium well. Instead of producing cartoons with a choice of characters that serve the story idea, creators must come up with story ideas for the same characters week after week. If you took just the shows from mega series such as Sponge Bob or the Power Puff Girlds that did something interesting with the characters, they'd hold up pretty well with the cartoons of yesteryear. However, since they have to create a fixed number of episodes that meet a certain limiting set of criteria that define the show (the essence of al TV series), these characters have a tendency to outstay their welcome.

    The other thing that's happened is that the relationship of merchandising to cartoons is standing on its head. Cartoons serve the merchandising, and as such the suits may no longer be giving the artists the kind of benign neglect they used to. That means the subversiveness and downright surrealism of the old cartoons is much rarer.

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  174. Some would say by JimE+Griff · · Score: 1, Funny

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    That's All Folks!

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  175. I still watch Saturday morning cartoons by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cartoon network shows an hour-long block of Tom & Jerry on Saturday mornings. With a few exceptions, none of the currently-in-production cartoons can compare to T&J. I mean, these cartoons were what started the debates about violent cartoons!

    There are also the "salute to WB legends" shows, like the Tex Avery and Chuck Jones shows. Those are fun to watch because they address the cartoons from an academic standpoint and you get to appreciate what was groundbreaking in particular episodes.

    One problem I've seen with cartoons these days are the music. Look at cartoons from the 30's, 40's, 50's and 60's and the music is all classical, or even somtimes jazz. The animation is made to work with the music, too. If you watch the current crop of cartoons, it all sounds like an afterthought - a cheap, uninspired afterthought. Oh, the cast is going to a tropical island? Let's play the show's crappy theme song with steel drums! The end result is a cartoon that hyperactive kids can tolerate, but the shows will be completely unwatchable in ten years. Do you think anybody in ten years is going to want to watch old episodes of 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy?' Old Disney, Warner Bros. and MGM cartoons can still make you laugh. Seems like everything today is just Hanna-Barbera - one or two good shows if you dig around, but it's probably not worth all that work.

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    1. Re:I still watch Saturday morning cartoons by Arcturax · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, Tom and Jerry, the old violent ones with dynamite in the mouth and golf clubs upside the head.

      Though as a kid I had a "cartoons = real world violence" incident. When I was four, after a saturday morning Tom & Jerry binge, I took a big red plastic baseball bat to my sleeping older brother because I wanted to see if one of those big red knots would rise up out of his head. Talk about your rude awakenings!

      I remember doing it, I remember my reasoning behind it too. It sure made sense at the time. Lucky for him it was a plastic bat and four year olds aren't that strong. I still managed to black his eye though. One of those things you look back on and laugh about.

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  176. God Stuff from The Daily Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember when the Daily Show used to have the "God Stuff" segment? My favorite was the guy who used to yell at the viewers throughout his show.

    I understand that that guy is now a hairdresser (his profession before being a televangelist).

  177. If some genius would bring back these on DVD.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm talking about Hong Kong Fooy, Grape Ape, Fat Albert, Ant and the Ardvark, etc.... I'm talking about mid 70s. There was one show, I can remember the name, but it had a shark, and was high comedy based in the water. Does anyone remember the cartoon with the dastardly character and his dog "mutley"? All I remember is that there would be a race in airplanes, cars ,or something.

  178. My own experience this weekend by Arcturax · · Score: 1

    Rant inside (TM).

    I had the misfortune of having to spend this saturday morning sitting in a Tires Plus while they replaced a tire which got damaged a particularly nasty pothole. I brought a book, expecting a wait but they also had a TV which had cartoons on. I spent some time watching it and man, I weep for the kids today. Cartoons are nothing like they were in the 70's and 80's. I think the last truely great cartoon I saw was Gargoyles, in the mid 90's. That and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the only memorable cartoons from the 90's. The 80's were filled with great shows as were the 70's, though I don't remember much of the 70's given I was born in'76, but a lot of the toons from the 70's were still on in the early 80's.

    Anyway, I watched Nick on ABC (was the only channel the damn thing would get) and finally had to turn it off before I vomited all over the screen. Crappy near stick drawings for one show. Another was about kids going to school. I mean, WTF? You spend all week in a school as a kid. The last thing you want to see on saturday morning 'toons is kids going to school! I mean, where is the fancy in cartoons anymore? Pokemon seems to be the limit of that anymore. The rest are about going to school, being politcally correct, or watered down stick drawings for 4 year olds. Even the Smurfs is more appealing than what is on today.

    What is really needed is some really good writers and cartoons which have a storyline which evolves over time, not just 30 minute sitcoms for kids. That is what I think would sell and sell well. Yes toys would come with it, but hey, if it helps fund a well done show, I'm all for it. Give kids something to take their minds off this shitty world, don't make them watch cartoons about kids in school.

    Blah, rant done.

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    --Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop. - Dr. Walter Gibbs
  179. How do they learn to dance...? by Life2Short · · Score: 1

    Without Soul Train or American Bandstand?

  180. Re:What is this annoying trend with small text siz by zackbar · · Score: 1

    Thanks, webmasterjoe.

    It -IS- useful information. I hadn't realized that pages could even define a text size in pixels. I learn something every day. ;)

  181. It's really beacuse the new cartoons suck... by illumina+us · · Score: 0

    The only cartoons I can stand watching on Saturday morning is Yu-Gi-Oh! and Jackie Chan. Everything else sucks. I remember the really good saturday morning, and in some cases sunday morning cartoons. Like Transformers (the original series) and then Area 51 (name may be off) cartoon that aired on the WB for about five weeks on sunday mornings. Now they try to appeal to an audience of a much lesser age, with cartoons like Pokèmon and the ilk. Such as the cartoon about the wrestling school for children, sorry name slips my mind. There would be more viewers if there were better cartoons with oh I don't know, a plot!?

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  182. Flintstones for kids? by Allison+Geode · · Score: 1

    don't forget, Flinstones was the first television show to have two adults sharing a bed. Flintsones may have been "family oriented," but it broke ground on manny levels.

  183. TV Is Evil And Destructive To Children by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

    Good, I have your attention. But I'm not going to back down from my subject heading; hear me out before you mod me down to the nether regions.

    There is always an alterior motive in TV, especially children television programming. Every cartoon, every second of airtime is optimised to sell a product, an idea, a lifestyle. Child psychologists are hired by toy advertisers to help "hook" kids more effectively. It's manipulation and deception of the worst kind, and on our most precious resource - our future generation. And speaking of resources, it's not just the hyperactive psychobabble that is filling up our childrens heads, it's all the Disney toys and Burger King trinkets that end up in landfills after one hour of use. And who has to deal with it? Our future generation!

  184. Saturday toons died when the toys died. by Angerson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A lot of people rag on the cartoons of the 80's as being nothing more than thinly guised ads to sell product. You're right, they were. But the important element that you've left out of this is that the kids were more than happy to buy those products since it allowed for a level of interactivity with the show. For example, I watched a lot of Transformers / GI Joe / Thundercats in the 80's and I bought a lot of Transformers / GI Joe / Thundercats toys. So not only did I watch the stuff on TV, I interacted with the shows by recreating my own scenarios and tiny plots with the toys. A very early form of the fanfic, if you will.

    Nowadays, however, cartoons are far more different. Sure there are product tie-ins but the toons are more dialogue driven and rarely focus on the overall conflict of good vs. evil. Likewise heroes often take a backseat to more identifiable characters with more realistic qualities. When I was a kid the Autobots used to save children from the evil Decepticons, Now as an adult, the children save the Autobots. I think that says a lot about what cartoons as a whole have evolved into.

    But moreover it's that lack of interactivity with current toons that send kids flocking to video games and even in some ways to the Internet more so than the tube. I think kids are becoming conditioned to the fact that TV is a passive medium, you sit in front of it and it entertains you and you walk away. And really that's the entire problem in a nutshell. I mean I remember being a good consumer and buying those toys in the 80's, but I also remember spending hours coming up with my own stories, my own conflicts and my own characters through those toys. I don't think children have that now and it's a shame. Those shows in the 80's spawned interactivity (and creativity for that matter) and that element is gone now. Kids are tough customers, you lose their interest for a second and you've lost them forever.

  185. Glad you mentioned "Boomerang"! by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    I'm glad you mentioned the Boomerang network.

    Some of the early post-MGM Hanna-Barbera cartoons shown there are often quite fun to watch despite their limited animation--do you remember Huckleberry Hound, Quickdraw McGraw, and Yogi Bear?

  186. Somebody help me out here... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    The brain doesn't work like it used to.

    I haven't seen any mention of one of my favorites: Battle of the Planets (G-FORCE!). I saw a mention of Voltron...

    What was the show with the spaceship that vaguely resembled a submarine/turbine engine... Ugh... I call it senility, but senility exactly when I WOULD remember these things.

    Anyhow, to stay on topic - times change, things change, I don't see the big problem. I don't think there's a single specific point that has diminished the Saturday morning cartoon, but probabaly a number of things. Quality is one thing, political correctness another, but more likely the things pointed to in the article are correct - parents are again spending more time with kids, and the truth is that kids can watch cartoons whenever they want. Saturday morning, W.R.T. cartoons, is simply no longer "special".

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  187. Eek the cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They still make good shows, they just don't catch on when competeing with the over marketed lowest common denominator. Shows like Eek the cat, or The Tick, or Invader Zim, were all very clever, and aimed at both children and adults. If anything these cartoons are better than 95% of non-cartoon programming.

  188. Jay Ward et al. by smurdock · · Score: 1

    Heck, I lived for all of those -- cartoons that got funnier and better as you got older! (I can remember a sense of vague dissatisfaction, even at the age of 7, with the Hanna-Barbera offerings.)

    Any show that can come up with a character like the pyromaniac "Stokie the Bear" or base an episode of "Dudley Do-Right" on the theme of THE ODYSSEY has my vote.

    Anybody here remember the first run of TETSUWAN ATOM (a.k.a. ASTRO-BOY) in the early 1960s, from the guy who pretty much invented anime as we know it, Osamu Tezuka?

  189. The new Saturday morning... by rnturn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... looks a lot like Wednesday nights but for kids.

    So long to real kid-oriented cartoons and hello to kid-versions of adult shows. I spent part of this past Saturday watching TV with my daughters (first graders) and what's big on the morning shows now? A kid version of Survivor. Complete with a dumbed down version of paper/scissors/rock that I supposed was intended to teach some sort of strategic thinking; educational only if one considers out-and-out guessing a kind of ``strategy''.

    I wonder what the heck ever happened to real educational TV. When I was a kid there was the ``Discovery'' series (Discovery 67, Discovery 68, etc.), Mr. Wizard, etc. Later on there was another show you could catch on PBS (I think) called something like `Physical Universe' (started out as a lecture but had good illustrative CG graphics to demonstrate the principles being talked about). There was Bronoski's `Ascent of Man', Burke's `Connections', Sagan's `Cosmos', and others. True, those last few aren't exactly kid stuff but at least some kids would find that interesting and I can tell you that my two girls would have found much of them interesting. (Actually, they have seen `Connections' before and thought it was very interesting.) Somebody has already mentioned `Biil Nye the Science Guy' and `Beaker's World' which weren't bad but geared more toward the ADD afflicted to allow kids to really learn very much.

    Nowadays, we have Disney hawking `Winnie the Pooh' as educational TV (OK, so they call it `illuminating television'; always good for a belly laugh) and, now, the Survivor clones. At least when I was a kid there were choices that included some educational content. It's gotten to where I think the most important thing that my kids will learn from television is how to turn it off.

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  190. Re:Cartoons were readily available during the 80s by bobaferret · · Score: 1

    I think you're refering to the late 80's. Whereas we are discussing the atri generation here, when the only thing on cable was HBO and an atari was something that on;y your neighbor had. VCR's were also something only other people had. Saturday mornings were the only time that a kid had something worth watching. Unless ofcourse smokey and he bandit happened to be show on tv one nite. TV really only sonsisted of Shooting JR and boring Presidential speeches made in front of horid harvest gold curtains.

  191. Re:Cartoons were readily available during the 80s by bobaferret · · Score: 1

    really should use that preview button more...

  192. It's always been about marketing... by SoVi3t · · Score: 1

    Cartoons were almost ALWAYS marketed with the hopes of selling products (GI Joe toys, etc). Nowadays, most children are more interested in buying videogames, or what not. This is why alot of the popular cartoons are marketing ploys for video games (Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Digimon, etc).

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  193. things are better now... by ccmay · · Score: 1
    I used to watch lousy cartoons (Roger Ramjet anyone?) with a bowl of sugary cereal on Saturday mornings. They also had a few even worse Sunday morning cartoons, if you recall, interspersed among the sweaty ranting TV preachers. I watched those too, with another bowl of Sugar Smacks.

    My son plays Little League and goes swimming on weekends, because he can watch better cartoons any time he wants.

    -ccm

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  194. Rock the Schoolhouse by t0ny · · Score: 1
    Definitely IMO kids these days are losing out. Instead of cartoons with cool characters and memorable things, the downfall was started with cheap, cookie-cutter programs like "saved by the bell", crappy cartoons like "rubiks cube", and eliminating required educational programming.

    If it hadnt been for such rules, things like "Schoolhouse Rock" would never have been made. that "Bill Nigh" (sp?) show was also good, but was a bit past the time I had anything to learn from it =)

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    1. Re:Rock the Schoolhouse by Jayjay75 · · Score: 1

      >Definitely IMO kids these days are losing out.

      Yeah. Instead of being glued in front of TV sets for hours being deluged with commercials calling "buy, buy" like we were, they're actually going outside and experiencing real life (according to the article, anyway).

      Hmm, maybe this generation will grow up being able to think for themselves rather than responding Pavlov-like to televised brainwashing.

      Actually the little tykes are probably all on the Internet surfing for pr0n while their parents are still sleeping off their hangovers, the scamps! :)

  195. BIG BLUE MARBLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Big Blue Marble? How else would I have learned about cultures from other countries? Like Menudo in Brazil!?!?!

  196. Noel Edmonds vs Chris Tarrant by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I can't be bothered to read through all those posts. Has anybody mentioned Multi Coloured Swap Shop, or the magical number 01-811-8055?

    My dad worked for the BBC, so I was never allowed to watch TISWAS - or anything from the Other Channel, The One With The Adverts - at home. I sneaked a couple of watchings at other people's houses, but never really liked it.

    Then they kept trying to pretend it was a different programme: they introduced different presenters, different sets and different features, but you could tell it was really Multi Coloured Swap Shop. Saturday Superstore, Going Live, Live and Kicking, whatever they chose to call it: they were the same programme really. And Sarah 'helicopter' Greene's 'five star' moment was an all-time classic.

    Thing is, kids grow up faster nowadays, so they're already drinking by the time they're teenagers, and therefore too hung over of a Saturday morning to appreciate scary beards.

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  197. the ONLY thing i want to know is... by muddy_mudskipper · · Score: 1

    what ever happened to those miles and miles of "ice highway" that Iceman used you glide on in "Spiderman and His Amazing Friends"???

    did it melt or what?

    must have been one friggin' big mess...

  198. Fsck the Schoolhouse! by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For every Schoolhouse Rock (did more to help me learn my times tables than my Dad and his flashcards ever did) and Bill Nye The Science Guy there were atrocities like Kid Power and Captain Planet. No, teachers meddling in the one place kids used to go to UNWIND from school only HURT SatAM. It didn't help.

    If you want to see what SatAM cartoons would be if the fsckn child psychologists and the teachers took it over, watch PBS' SatAM programming. Or Noggin. Or the second wave (post-"Rugrats Movie") Rugrats. Boring, boring boring...

    There is a reason why Japanese series have almost put the entirety of the animation industry in the United States out of business. Japanese TV doesn't mandate the kind of "educational" content rules that US TV does. I don't know how it survives in Canada, other than by the intervention of the Film Board of Canada and the "Canadian Content" regulations.

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  199. Too much commercialization by Sabalon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I remember saturday mornings from the 70's and 80's. ABC, CBS, and NBC would all have cartoons from about 6am til noon (and then the "afterschool specials" would start.)

    I won't pretend that it was all great and there were no marketting tie-ins. I don't remember which came first - He-man action figures or the cartoon. I remember the saturday morning supercade - which was Pacman, Q*bert, Dirk the Daring and other video game tie ins when that was hot. I remember several cartoons based around the video craze at the start of MTV.

    But it seems that the commercialization/advertising started to come first. Where He-man/GI Joe could probably stand on it's own, now it seems that if there wasn't a product tie in, the show would have never existed.

    I don't know why NBC, CBS, and ABC got out of it. Perhaps they figured they'd make more money selling ads to gillette than mattel. Perhaps with the competition from cable stations digging into other profits, funding these cartoons was no longer profitiable.

    I do know that while the old stuff may not have been the greatest (THe Snorks anyone?) the new stuff seems to be even worse. The animation REALLY sucks (oh...I suppose it's just being artistic in a way I don't understand) and I really don't like my girls watching too much of the stuff on Cartoon Network. The disney channel has some good stuff on - though sometimes it does get a little to edutainment like. Rolie Polie Olie is probably one of the best shows on now that reminds me of the old stuff...decent animation, interesting stories (well...as interesting as a show aimed for 3-4 year olds can be)

    Oh yeah...my daughters current favorite - The Challenge of the Superfriends DVD I found at Wal-mart, followed by Scooby and Tom and Jerry - guess the old stuff still stands the test of time.

    Wow...I rambled...

  200. VCRs negate the need for the time slot by bigdavex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isn't the VCR part of the reason? Kids are quite happy to watch the same show many times. VHS and DVD make the network broadcast less valuable.

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  201. it's a conspiracy by option8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    the descent of american television quality into the realm of craptitude we see today is entirely due to the PTA and the AARP - the two most powerful organizations in the US other than the NRA, mostly because the NRA has guns. some of us in the underground plan to put guns in the hands of teachers and retirees and see what happens next...

    since it was long ago discovered that kids that watch too much TV are less intelligent and less respectful of their elders than quiet kids that read books, the PTAARP quetly infiltrated the american television indistry, specifically the animation production companies, planting ever increasingly insipid, politically correct and above all boring show concepts into the project pipelines. high-level PTAARP sympathizers at the networks green-lit these projects, diluting the quality of child-oriented televised animation and quietly killing off the spirit of america's cartoon-watching youth.

    not being the brightest of the teachers and retirees out there (that segment of the PTAARP already having been recruited by the government for thought-control experiments and school-lunch programs) the plan actually backfired somewhat. rather than turn off the TV and read books, or go outside and enjoy nature on saturday mornings, america's youth adapted to and came to accept the new, milquetoast offerings. rather than breeding a more intelligent, more fit generation of americans, the program instead has been turning out americans more and more accepting of establishment, and less likely to change their habits to conform with a changing enviroment.

    some have said that the program was subverted from within by a splinter group of the Young Republicans to just this end

    meanwhile, the writers of decent cartoons have abandoned the youth market and instead targeted adults, to the benefit of the growing adult cartoon market, a short-lived market segment, not only because these are the last generation of adults who grew up with quality youth-oriented cartoons, but also because they still spend their leisure time on a couch watching TV instead of exercizing.

  202. Re:Saturday cartoons? Why, you have ballet classes by pmz · · Score: 1

    ...kids who ought to move with lunatic energy of youth now move with the high purpose of the worker bee.

    What is so sad about this, is that children are being forced to make decisions more frequently and more often before they are ready. One side-effect of this is that the kids might start realizing the arbitrarity of the decisions and get burnt-out, depressed, or dug into a deep hole they can't get out. As an adult, I happily blow off the alternatives, but a kid just looks at the alternatives without fully understanding trade-offs and consequences and picks what they percieve as the best at that time. The culmination of all this is when kids go to colleges "of their choice" without knowing or caring how to pay for them. Ten years after college and still paying the minimum on their loans...maybe, then, they'll "get it". (and, no, this isn't the story of my life, just my observations)

  203. Maybe in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just looking at the UK schedule for the up and comming Saturday morning (we have 5 main channels).

    BBC1 9am - 12pm = Cartoons and Music
    ITV3 9am - 12pm = Cartoons and Music
    Ch5 8am - 1pm = Cartoons (mostly CGI)
    Sky1 7am - 1pm = Cartoons + WWE

  204. Re:Modern ones for adults by usotsuki · · Score: 1


    Thank Ghod Cartoon Network has figured out there is such a big audience for Cartoons among adults, although I wish they would put more effort into making cartoons like Rocko that have jokes that are clearly engineered to be equally funny to small children and adults, but for different reasons. I have infinite respect for scriptwriters and animators who can pull that off well.

    Not likely as MTV/Viacom owns Nickelodeon and AOL Time Warner owns Cartoon Network.

    -uso.

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  205. Then, of course, was the Infamouse B. Bunny by zrk · · Score: 1

    When WB decided to get into Laserdiscs, they published their archives.

    Included on one was this Bugs Bunny episode where he infuriates an overly-stereotypical Japanese soldier.

    After complaints from Japanese people everywhere, it was pulled from further releases.

  206. Re:Saturday cartoons? Why, you have ballet classes by ErikZ · · Score: 1

    Hurried though childhood? Throughout history kids starting working and helping out the family as soon as they were able.

    Only recently has society retarded the mental growth of kids to keep them stuipd and dependant on their parents as long as possible.

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  207. OT: Old/New testaments by zipwow · · Score: 1

    Are you referring to the Old or New testaments? The Old Testament has a lot of historical info, and talks about a different system of faith (the law). Its a pretty scary thing. Some of it doesn't make sense without context, like Jericho for example.

    When Jericho fell, (if I remember right) the Israelites were told to take nothing from the city, take no treasure and no slaves. Every man, woman, child, animal, and thing in the city was burned. Damn scary stuff. However, this was supposed to set and example for the Israelites, as other nations gained an easier lifestyle with the riches and slaves of the conquered, the Israelites gained only land to work, and some dead from the battle.

    The message in the New Testament is pretty radically different (grace). There are some gender issues, but as far as I can tell, most of these come from the colorings of the apostles at the time, rather than the words of JC.

    Now, if you're interpreting everything as literally as possible, then, yeah, it sounds pretty stupid. But then, I don't read it that way. Its not a science textbook, and its not a manual of things to do and things not to do.

    I know, don't feed the troll...

    -Zipwow

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  208. The way I see it is... by Peterus7 · · Score: 1

    Saturday morning flash cartoons and sunday morning webcomics. Or at least that's how it seems. Nobody has time to sit down and stare at a tv, putting up with all those stupid commercials when you can just access homestarrunner.com or whatever and get a pleasant short, minus the commercials (but plus the pop ups...)

  209. The SAME CARTOONS as we saw!! by dtabraha · · Score: 1

    I don't know how everybody can complain about the cartoons being any better when we were kids. Haven't you tuned in lately?

    They are the SAME CARTOONS!!

    - He Man
    - GI Joe
    - Transformers
    - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    - Care Bears
    - Scooby Doo
    - Voltron (aka Power Rangers)

    Plus if you count Batman, Superman and The Justice League, they are all FAR better than the old Super Friends and the crappy live action Batman.

    We are just going to have to keep importing our cartoons from Japan.
    Kids a few years ago were all Pokemon freaks anyways, and now those kids have graduated to be Yu-Gi-Oh freaks.

    Not to mention all of the Pokemon clones: Digimon, Food-o-mon??(That food wars one)

    And if you want life lessons and good/evil shows, check out Ultimate Muscle.

    As for me and my house, we watch Static Shock

  210. I think kids are missing out... by w00dy · · Score: 1

    I really believe that kids are missing out when it comes to current cartoons. The quality of cartoons has suffered in recent years. Everything is trying to be "one for all" type of entertainment. No show wants to leave any one group out, and I think this is where the quality suffers. Boys and girls are different - and they are entertained by different things. Too many cartoons try to bridge the gap and fail miserably. Hopefully all the "good" cartoons come out on DVD so my kids don't have to miss out on what I got to enjoy.

  211. You can have your cartoons today! by Jagasian · · Score: 1

    Just download them using BitTorrent.

  212. Cartoons that today's kids miss out on. by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

    The Chuck Jones toons. which included my introductions to classical music; Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig in "Ride of the Valkyries" and Donald Duck in "Swan Lake".

    The original Pink Panther SILENT cartoon, which never needed no stinking dialogue!

    The badly animated but nicely written Filmation cartoons which included a superior version of Star Trek.

    And while not toons, these were part of my weekend staple.

    The weekly Abbott and Costello movies on WPIX New York and the Toho Japanese monster flicks with Chiller Theater at night.

    1. Re:Cartoons that today's kids miss out on. by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig in "Ride of the Valkyries"

      Nope. `twas Elmer, not Porky...

  213. Re:Saturday cartoons? Why, you have ballet classes by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Working on the family farm had purpose. Rushing to soccer/ballet has no purpose. There *is* a difference. (Spoken as someone who spent a little time on a farm, and had LOTS of friends who spent lots of time on a farm.)

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  214. ..when cartoons weren't advertisements by shotfeel · · Score: 1

    Personally, I put some of the blame on over-commercialization. The goal isn't to create a compelling cartoon, its to create a marketing opportunity. Any more, a cartoon isn't a sucess unless it comes bundled with everything from action figures to its own cereal.

    1. Re:..when cartoons weren't advertisements by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I agree!! These days, they aren't really cartoons...they're more like 30 min commercials for toys. What happened to the good cartoons like the Warner Bros. cartoons (classic Bugs, Roadrunner...etc.).

      Alas, though, for some reason, even if you do tune into these, they are cut and edited to hell!! They take the 'violence' out of them.....funny, when I saw the coyote fall to the bottom of the canyon or get blown up...I didn't feel the urge to go out and do the same? I somehow knew that hammers and anvils on a head were only for cartoon land...

      And, now they have to be polically correct...the old cartoons with them getting blown up into "blackface"....nope, gotta cut those too. And I swear, I saw one Bugs cartoon the other day, that I know by heart...where Bugs takes a bottle of sleeping pills, the joke is the bottle says "Take Deez and Doze"...and he falls asleep and goes into Elmer's dream.....the 'new' version of the cartoon, cuts that entire scene...and just shows him falling to sleep for no good reason....

      So, I guess I can see why they're dying....the new ones suck...and they're butchering the old ones....

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    2. Re:..when cartoons weren't advertisements by mbogosian · · Score: 1

      Personally, I put some of the blame on over-commercialization. The goal isn't to create a compelling cartoon, its to create a marketing opportunity. Any more, a cartoon isn't a sucess unless it comes bundled with everything from action figures to its own cereal.

      The Marvel Productions/Hasbro/Transformers franchise was one of the most popular and successful of these efforts when I was growing up G.I.-Joe was another one (He-Man to a lesser degree). I actually believe there was at one time at least one breakfast cerial dedicated to on of these.

      I know that all of the above plotlines and toys had to do with (sometimes deadly) conflict, but it just seemed that there was a lot more imagination involved in playing with Transformers when the backstory (of why they existed in the first place and why they were at odds) was only given an occasional teaser in the show. Or what was behind Cobra Commander's mask or why was Destro's head silver or when was Teela going to finally get naked and make out with the Sorceress? Yes, it generated more profits by stringing kids along (like adults are strung along in soap operas), but it was fun.

      I just don't see the same kind of thing with Sponge-Bob.

    3. Re:..when cartoons weren't advertisements by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

      I know what you are talking about. I saw an episode of an old Mega Man cartoon. Mega Man would aim his blaster, then suddenly he was standing on an unconscience Cut Man. It made no sense what so ever.

  215. Spongebob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody's mentioned Spongebob, the best new cartoon to come along in a long time. It's great!

  216. THANK YOU! by filmsmith · · Score: 1

    No, not for your comment, insightful though it may be. But for your sig. You don't know how many damn people I fight (best friend and Super Genius (and he is one wily fellow, let me tell you!) included) all the damn time! I've never seen a sig I agreed more wholeheartedly with or that even inspired me into action. Congratulations!

  217. Exactly...Animaniacs..... by FirstNoel · · Score: 1

    Ah Animaniacs...the closest we've been to the classics for quite some time. I originally though Tiny toons was better, but Animaniacs is the best since the original Warner Bros. stuff.

    Recipe for classic cartoons...

    1. Slapstick comedy...for the kids
    2. double entendre...for the adults

    Animaniacs had an abundance of both. From the Jerry Lewis references, Mime bashing, wheel if morality, The GoodFeathers...I can go on and on.

    They are just great entertainment.

    We need more of that.

    Sean D.

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  218. Re:interactive cartoons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future (or something like that...I'm certain about the "Captain Power" part). Backstory involved machines taking over the world. I'm blanking on all of the details, though.

    Alan Zabaro

  219. Well... by barakn · · Score: 1

    They weren't on Saturday morning when I was a kid, but I was a fan of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Dudley Dooright, and Underdog.

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  220. Chiller Theater! Re:Cartoons by jackDuhRipper · · Score: 1

    That Chiller Theater hand / clamation and music *freaked* me out.

    am Googling for it now ...

    thanks for the reminder.

    S

  221. Saturday morning lives... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    My kids love Saturday morning on Cartoon Network! At 9 a.m., they stop showing the new crap (they hate this stuff too) and show two hours of classic Looney Tunes and an ahour of classic Tom and Jerry.

    With the exception of Pokemon (which is really irritating to me), there are few modern cartoons that my kids will watch, even they recognize the classics as such.

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  222. For those that need proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out jaywalking yada daba doo.

  223. Does anyone else... by Sanity · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    ...think that discussion of the "brand loyalty" of a 2 year old is a somewhat scary concept?

    Start the corporate brainwashing early I guess.

    1. Re:Does anyone else... by duckyd · · Score: 1

      Definetly - I noticed that as well. I've never had cable, and I don't plan to, so maybe if/when I have kids they'll be lucky enough not to think that way...

  224. Re:Let's go down the list of cartoons... by Chalupa · · Score: 1

    Saturday morning or otherwise...

    Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner show (or hour?)
    FAT FRIGGIN' ALBERT

    Let's not forget the Sid and Marty Croft "LSD" 'toons:

    Land of the Lost: How could this one NOT have been created without some form of substance usage?
    ELECTRA WOMAN AND DYNA GIRL (My mother could never figure out why I wanted to sit inside at 11 AM and watch them...could it be because Judy Strangis was such a little hottie?!)
    Sigmund and the Seamonsters
    Far Out Space Nuts
    Lidsville
    THE BUGALOOS

    Hanna Barbera 'toons:

    The adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn
    Banana Splits (was this show run on saturday mornings?)
    Banana Splits "special" shows:
    Gulliver's Travels
    Danger Island
    Three Musketeers

    It's a damn shame that most of this stuff will never be released on DVD or something else...add other shows to this list if you can think of any.


    I wouldn't whiz on you if you were on fire.

    Chalupa

  225. More Reasons by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 1

    Flexibility: Today's kids are too busy to sit around for a specific timeslot, but with VHS and DVD, they can watch shows whenever they have a moment. They can even stop partway and resume later. Video games and the internet are also this flexible, and both are currently popular.

    Kids want to do grownup stuff. R-rated movies are often designed to appeal to kids, as is parental-advisory music and M-rated video games. Think of The Matrix, Eminem and Grand Theft Auto. If cartoons used to be written for adults, then kids would watch them for that reason. But if cartoons are written for kids, kids will ignore them because they'll feel talked-down to. Anime made for teens or adults has the problem that it's too offensive for a Saturday morning timeslot, but it's not popular enough for an evening timeslot because most American adults assume that all cartoons are childish. So animators have to inform Americans that cool, mature cartoons exist.

  226. watching now what I watched then... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

    ...speak for yourselves. I'm watching *Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends* on ABC (ick) Family Channel every Saturday morning, just like I did when I was 7... 'cept its not on NBC and they aren't showing it along with the animated *Incredible Hulk*. Sure, its terrible, but it brings back memories. It was definitely inferior to the solo Spider-Man cartoon from the late 70s, which I found better than the 90s cartoon (boring!)... I hope MTV's upcoming version is better...

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  227. the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Captin Caveman
    Hong Kong Fooey (sp?) :)

  228. Sunday Night by girth · · Score: 1

    Instead of getting up early Saturday, we just stay up later on Sunday to watch the Simpsons.

    I can remember almost looking forward to going back to school because the networks would have special preview shows where they would announce their summer lineup.

    It's just like the prize in the bottom of the cereal box. Seemed better we used to have to walk in the snow both ways to get it.

  229. Insecurity by fendel · · Score: 1

    There's something very wrong with full-grown men who watch childrens' cartoons.

    So, if you watch cartoons, are people going to think you're immature, or are they going to question your masculinity? Interesting that you're narrowing it down to one gender here.

    I'm 34. I occasionally watch the old Warner Bros cartoons; I love Futurama and seasons 1 through 9 of the Simpsons. My DVD shelf has a whole bunch of computer-animated stuff, including Veggie Tales (despite the fact that I'm basically an atheist, I just can't resist a series that's part Muppets, part Python, and computer-animated, with really funny and catchy music). My boyfriend lumps all these things into the category of "cartoon" and disdains them because cartoons are for kids. Meanwhile, I'm sitting on the couch laughing my head off. As far as I'm concerned, he's missing out on a lot of fun just because he has this preconceived notion that adults aren't supposed to watch anything silly.

  230. must have been written by a woman by option8 · · Score: 1

    i thought this line from the article was a giveaway that it was written by a woman - not a dig in any way, just something to note:

    Lizzie McGuire is a live-action Ally McBeal for kids on The Disney Channel and it's a huge hit with girls, and boys oddly enough.

    however, it was written by someone named Gerard, which, traditionally, is a male name.

    so i have to ask, Gerard, do you remember being a pre-teen/young teenager? we're talking about a show in which the title character, and presumably most of the other main characters, are (A) female, and (B) probably fairly attractive if they're on a TV show, and, if given A and B, probably dressed like little pre-teen whores.

    sorry, not whores... too harsh. tramps maybe. sluts. women of negotiable affection.

    you know what i mean - all the fashionable girls, and thus their little sisters who don't know any better, are wearing midriff shirts that show their stomachs, lowrider pants that show their asses, and not a lot else. and lots of makeup.

    is it any wonder little boys, who very quickly go straight from "girls? yuck!" to "girls? damn!" are tuning in?

    offtopic? yes... but one must understand one's target audience...

  231. Re:If some genius would bring back these on DVD... by metachimp · · Score: 1

    You must mean "Jabberjaw" (the shark) and my all-time favorite, "Laff-a-lympics"... Grape Ape, Speed Buggy, Jabberjaw and all those Hanna-Barbera guys were on Laff-a-lympics...

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  232. FYI, Watership Down (was Re:What about classic) by goliard · · Score: 1
    When you write for, bud don't pander to, children, the results are things such as Tom Sawyer, Watership Down, and A Wrinkle in Time.

    Are you referring to film versions of these or the original writing? I ask because I'd be interested to learn if there was a film of A Wrinkle in Time and if it were any good.

    However, if you're referring to the books, AFAIK, Watership Down was not written for children. Weighing in at nearly 1000 pages (paperback), and having some, what is the ephemism? oh, "explicit" violence (the account of the Sandleford Warren is pretty damn gruesome), it was always intended for adult readers. That is not to say it is inappropriate for children. Those children who are up to reading 1000 page allegorical novels about political systems, who don't still get nightmares, are in for a real treat. I read it at the age of about 13, and thought it the single most thrilling thing I'd ever read; I still think it's one of the most thrilling things I've ever read. I strongly recommend this book to GT kids; if you can make it through the first 60 pages, the book will sweep you up and carry you the rest of the way.

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  233. Amendment to be by ralico · · Score: 1

    I'm an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be...
    What they didn't tell you was that happy innocent looking amendment was the DMCA.

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  234. I was thinking by geekoid · · Score: 1

    yeah, nothing is as good as those old cartoon, you know the ones in the 70s.

    Then I read that they mean the 80s as old.
    that means I'm middle aged.

    crap.

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  235. Re:Scooby-Doo starting the lineup? Pfft... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

    (sound of vomitting, goes on for 5 minutes) ...thanks, I feel a lot better now.

  236. Re:Saturday cartoons? Why, you have ballet classes by goliard · · Score: 1

    Working on the family farm had purpose. Rushing to soccer/ballet has no purpose.

    They don't? I thought their purpose was

    1. Inculcation of desirable physical traits like strength, coordination and grace
    2. Honing of talent, and intellectual, ethical, and aesthetic self-improvement
    3. Entertainment

    I'm completely willing to believe I'm badly out of the loop, but aren't those things kids do because they enjoy them? I kept as heavy a performing arts schedule as I could manage, when I was a kid (the limiting factor was my mother's willingness/ability to schlep me around to places.)

    Guess what? Until very recently, I kept as heavy a performing arts schedule as I could manage, as an adult. I enjoyed it.

    I find all this handwringing about kids' heavy activity levels to be somewhat boggling. As much as I did, it still felt to me like I was kept in a state of enforced boredom; I enjoyed what activities I did get to do mightily, but until HS, they never felt like close to enough.

    I grasp that too much of a good thing is not a good thing. But it seems that it's adults who are wailing and gnashing their teeth over kids schedules, not the kids. Or at least, far less frequently the kids. Maybe I'm way off base, but I can't help wondering if it's just that there's a lot of adults who are jealous of what kids get to do, and have a bad case of Sour Grapes.

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  237. Muttley by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    I think Dick Dastardly and Muttley were on their own eponymous show, and Wacky Races, and Stop the Pidgeon. You can get all that stuff on VHS - just look in the Hanna Barbera section.

  238. Re:Saturday cartoons? Why, you have ballet classes by ErikZ · · Score: 1


    Agreed. I don't see what this has to do with my statement though.

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  239. Re:Saturday cartoons? Why, you have ballet classes by MrResistor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the critical difference here is that it was YOUR choice to take all that on, NOT your parents decision that you need to do these things.

    The same thing applies now. Saturday is my day to sleep in, but often I don't. That's fine as long as it's my choice when I get up and not my wife's or daughter's.

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  240. Re:Saturday cartoons? Why, you have ballet classes by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    I took your original statement to mean that you were in favor of 'rushing kids through childhood' through soccer, ballet, etc. YOu seemeed to imply (or I misread) that this was an okay substitute and a modern equivalent to working on the farm or the family shop. I was saying that there is a big difference between the two. The traditional work had value, whereas the soccer is 'make work'.

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  241. Re:Saturday cartoons? Why, you have ballet classes by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    1. Inculcation of desirable physical traits like strength, coordination and grace

    Perhaps. But given the amateurish level of coaching and training, wouldn't these best be served by tossing a ball in the backyard with dad, or playing pickup games?

    2. Honing of talent, and intellectual, ethical, and aesthetic self-improvement

    Unfortunately, no. Well, not necessarily. First is the problem with amateuristic training. Second is the idea that 'everyone is a winner'. If everyone wins, there's no competition. There's nothing to strive for.

    3. Entertainment

    That doesn't place it at or above TV or a billion other things. Also, my child's entertainment doesn't really matter to me in the grand scheme of things.

    I'm completely willing to believe I'm badly out of the loop, but aren't those things kids do because they enjoy them?

    Your willingness to admit you may not know puts you ahead of many parents (likely myself included:) The kids may start in activities through some desire, but not always. And continuing is often upon orders by the parent. There's something to be said for teaching kids to follow through, but there's also serious danger of burnout for these kids. I've seen lots of peers who got burnt out and just couldn't perform in college and RL. My wife was a teacher, and kids who didn't get a break just looked/seemed miserable when the parents weren't around.

    Kids need some down time. Look at the week for a school age kid. 30 hours of school per week. Ten hours of homework (and from what I hear, that's incredibly generous. Many places give much more homework.) 5-10 hours of after school activities or daycare, which often features structured activities. Throw in some games and/or recitals on the weekend, and you're getting close to a 60 hour week. That's strenuous on adults. How does that affect an eight year old?

    I'm also not sure that all of these activities are any less detrimental to the imagination of young children than television. With so much time spent focused, where is the time to day dream?

    But it seems that it's adults who are wailing and gnashing their teeth over kids schedules, not the kids. Or at least, far less frequently the kids. Maybe I'm way off base, but I can't help wondering if it's just that there's a lot of adults who are jealous of what kids get to do, and have a bad case of Sour Grapes.

    It's interesting. IMO, the people who are running themselves ragged to have their kids do piano, soccer, ballet, etc, etc, etc. are the ones with sour grapes. They view their own childhoods as 'wasted', and vow not to let their children waste time. The question is, was their childhood 'wasted' because of lack of activities, or something else? I would argue the something else.

    In a perfect world, I can see where some of the activities parents force (often, see above;) can result in positive results. In practice, I'm not sure it works that way.

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  242. Saturday cartoons saved my wife from disfigurement by Cybrex · · Score: 3, Informative

    True story:

    Back in the mid to late 70's Dick Van Dyke did a public service announcement that ran during Saturday morning cartoons advising kids "if you ever catch on fire, remember to stop, drop, and roll!". Sure, it's a pretty bizzare topic for a PSA, but as a 7 year-old child I didn't give it a second thought. I also didn't realize that, like the "2 all-beef patty..." ingredients of the Big Mac, this esoteric little bit of information was etched into the hidden recesses of my brain. I never gave it a thought.

    Fast forward to Christmas of `98 (IIRC). My wife and I were at a party with a bunch of friends. It was a renaissance-themed party, so we were all dressed in ren faire garb, there was period music and food, the house was lit with candles, etc.

    My wife has beautiful hair, and it's very long. No, really. When it's down it's a few inches below her knees. It's simply amazing.

    At one point we decided that a group photo was in order. My wife doesn't enjoy having her photo taken, so she volunteered to snap the picture. The rest of us piled onto or around the sofa and she stepped back to take the picture. Unable to get us all into the frame, she leaned back over a low table that was right behind her... and over a candle that was on the table.

    From our perspective in front of her the only thing that looked odd was that little bits of light seemed to be appearing behind her, almost like an aura. She took the photo and felt something strange behind her. She turned around to see what was behind her and a collective gasp filled the room as the rest of us saw the surface of her hair on fire!

    Time stopped. I have never in my life been more terrified than I was at the sight of the person dearest to me in the world- on fire. Everyone was frozen with panic, and I was incapable of conscious thought- except for that one little thought in the back of my brain.

    "STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!" The words came out of my mouth before I realized that I was saying them. Thank God, this was the one (and thus far only) time she did what I said, immediately and without question.

    Ladies and gentlemen, "stop drop and roll" works. Aside from her hair she was completely unharmed, and because she reacted so quickly only the surface of her hair was burned (hard to describe). We brushed it out, put a bottle of leave-in conditioner in, shared a good cry, and continued with the evening. The stench of burnt hair lasted for days, but after it was washed and combed the damage was hardly noticeable (except to her, of course). Now, years later, the damage has completely grown out.

    I tried to find Mr. Van Dyke's e-mail address so I could send him a personal thank-you for saving her hair, and possibly her life, but never did locate one. I was never a big fan of his movies or TV shows, but I do feel indebted to him.

    Oh, the picture came out terribly.

    -Cybrex

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  243. Newer classics. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Invader Zim hits a few nerves, with broken-glass coated bandsaws.

    A couple of others got the "spirit", too.

    It's mostly a question of whom the networks let air.

    I still don't understand why all those undiscovered talents don't flood the internet with good, different, interesting cartoons.

    With a cheap pc + videocam and free software, one or two guys, today, can do what it took a whole studio to do, in the past century.

    Most of the interesting stuff I've seen is quite "artsy", and done in Flash.

  244. Fast foot? by RoboProg · · Score: 1

    "Fast foot"? I can't drive 55???

    Oh, the link is about the EEEEEVILS of fast food. "Never mind"

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  245. Well... by CBM2004 · · Score: 0

    With the crap cartoons they play on saturday mornings now how can they expect to keep that tradition? If they were still playing the cartoons they had when I was a kid (Tailspin, Tiny Toons, Ducktails, Chip and Dale Adventures) I would *still* be glued to the tv on saturday mornings.

  246. Re:Saturday cartoons? Why, you have ballet classes by ErikZ · · Score: 1

    Oh hell no. I'm not in favor of rushing kids though childhood. But you should be a young adult by the time you're 16 (And treated like one).

    And my statement was more of a rant agaist people trying to keep kids from growing up.

    And I hated after school sports. Small school, I was on a team for every season.

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  247. Re:What ever happend to kids sitting around radios by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    *Makes an expression*
    By 9 year old programmers I'm not refering to kids today making dialog boxes but kids cerca 1972-1983 who wrote whole games on the Commodore 64.

    But I can see some of the old "Kids can't code" bies lives today...
    Only now you'll accept a 9 year old can actually compile code.

    About child artists...
    Same is true... if a 9 year old draws well others will clame he didn't draw it at all.

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  248. Why, when I was your age, sonny..... by whitehat · · Score: 1

    Andy's Gang and Kulka, Fran and Ollie ruled! Winky Dink and writing on the tv with crayons, Rootie Kazootie, et al.

    "Plunk you magic planger Froggy! Hiya kids, hiya, hiya!"

  249. making me feel old by uberR0ck · · Score: 1

    I am on the older side of gen X and am wondering why no one reminisces for Superfriends or Laffalympics. I cannot be older than the majority of slashdotters (not that anything is believable here, but still strangely interesting).

    It would be a better world if my son could see the Halls of Justice on Sat morning. .sig .sig Sputnik

  250. Trek by O.M.A.C. · · Score: 0

    My question is: Did anyone besides me get up at like 6:00 AM on Saturday morning to watch the Star Trek animated series back in the '70's? I was such a frickin' nerd I also bought the paperback books that were adapted from the the animated series when I could read them......

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  251. What the Hell is this? by orichter · · Score: 1

    Lisa: It's one of those campy 70's throwbacks that appeal to Generation X'ers.
    Bart: We need another Vietnam to thin out thier ranks a little.

  252. Re:Saturday cartoons? Why, you have ballet classes by goliard · · Score: 1
    I think the critical difference here is that it was YOUR choice to take all that on, NOT your parents decision that you need to do these things.

    You miss my point. Nobody disagrees with that. We all agree here on what is good vs. bad. The thing I'm wondering is: Which is happening? Is it the parents who are making those decisions? I'm cynical enough to wonder if it might not, instead, be the case that the kids take it on happily themselves, and the people going on about how awful it is for parents to make kids take all that stuff on are... other parents.

    After all, it's a common sport for parents who don't support their kids to sneer at parents who do as "pushy". It's not to say there aren't pushy parents, just that there's a hell of a lot of insecure parents who are happy to slander another parent just to make themselves feel better about what they are or aren't providing to their own kids. "Isn't it terrible what Mrs. Jones is doing to little Janey making her take all those ballet classes and chess lessons. What a wonderful parent I am for sparing my child those opportun^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hpressures"

    When I hear someone say "Oh! Oh! Think of the children!" my cynicism gets turned up to 11.

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  253. Re:Saturday cartoons? Why, you have ballet classes by goliard · · Score: 1
    1. Inculcation of desirable physical traits like strength, coordination and grace
    Perhaps. But given the amateurish level of coaching and training, wouldn't these best be served by tossing a ball in the backyard with dad, or playing pickup games?[snip for length]

    Irrelevant, actually. I listed those three items as purposes, not outcomes. As to whether those purposes are attained is obviously contingent upon many things. Furthermore, they are the purposes as to why someone would choose them for themselves, not why a parent would choose them for their child.

    The kids may start in activities through some desire, but not always. And continuing is often upon orders by the parent.
    Yes, being impelled to continue is bad.
    There's something to be said for teaching kids to follow through, but there's also serious danger of burnout for these kids.

    I don't know if you're implying here that a parent ordering their child to continue doing something teaches that child to follow through. I have not found that to be true. Quite the opposite. I find it quite shocking how many gifted young people I know who are convinced that "If I weren't made to do it, I wouldn't be able to stick it out" about anything that has to do with self-improvement. Particularly distressing was the seminar at MIT in which I heard a bunch of undergrads express that opinion of themselves.

    Surely teaching a child how to persevere is a vital part of their upbringing. I am quite sure I don't know how to do it. But I am also quite sure that forcing a child teaches the child to rely on being forced. It makes children lazy!

    At any rate, yes, burn out is a big problem, especially among those whose experience of an activity -- any activity -- is as of a forced march!

    Kids need some down time. Look at the week for a school age kid. 30 hours of school per week. Ten hours of homework (and from what I hear, that's incredibly generous. Many places give much more homework.) 5-10 hours of after school activities or daycare, which often features structured activities. Throw in some games and/or recitals on the weekend, and you're getting close to a 60 hour week. That's strenuous on adults. How does that affect an eight year old?

    Agreed. Of course, I don't consider the problem to be the enrichment activities such as may be lumped under "after school activities"; I consider the problem to be the loads of busywork homework they load kids down with.

    I'm also not sure that all of these activities are any less detrimental to the imagination of young children than television. With so much time spent focused, where is the time to day dream?

    Agreed. The other problem I would have were I a child now, with much of the way children's lives are organized today, is that children are required to spend all their time in herds. I am an introverted person, and need quiet solitude to think, compose, write, reflect, etc. I do better learning one-on-one or in small groups. So many enrichment activities -- and all classroom time -- happen in big groups. I studied music one-on-one with a private instructor; I studied art the same way.

    It's interesting. IMO, the people who are running themselves ragged to have their kids do piano, soccer, ballet, etc, etc, etc. are the ones with sour grapes. They view their own childhoods as 'wasted', and vow not to let their children waste time.

    No, not in my experience. Those parents I know who seem to always be running around to their kids' activities don't have that attitude at all. They seem to be trying to keep up with the kids -- who seem quite able to say "I don't want to be in that activity".

    Of course, one of the issues here is that complaining about the detrimental effects of too many activities gives parents who don't want to support their kids a handy out. They can claim, to themselves if no one else, that they're doing their kids a favor by insisting on the kid not doing activities.

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  254. Fiscal future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a section headed "The Fiscal Future of Saturday Morning Cartoons", but it doesn't mention Keynes or taxation or anything like that. Perhaps the author thinks fiscal is a clever synonym for financial. It isn't, but what can you expect from someone named after a cucumber salad.

  255. Last Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last post mofos

    AJ is so awesome
    Maus is hot
    Ktrain and gorge ar cool
    Linux dave and the pirate owne
    Gabe buys mtn dew

    In soviet russia...

  256. ahhh by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

    My TI-99/4A.. I loved that thing... I had to program my own games on it as a kid, cause when my parents bought the thing, they went outta business.... So the only games games I owned was Moon Mine, Parsec, and Defender....

    Defender never got old ;) , but I quickly grew sick of the other two games, so had to occupy myself with making my own games :) It helped to have an older brother, so we often tried to outdo each other....

  257. From the early 70s to last Saturday by Ambush+Bug · · Score: 1

    I remember Captain Kool and the Kongs, Sigmund the Sea monster, Liddsville, Thunderbirds, Wacky Racers, H. R. Puffinstuff, etc. All those Sid and Marty Kroft Productions with Witchypoo and Charles Nelson Riley were not really cartoons but they were wrappers around the cartoons. Yogi's Ark, Birdman, Superfriends, spiderfriends, Space Ghost (before the talk show) Banana Splits, Jabberjaw (blatant Scooby Doo rip off), Atom Ant, and lots more.
    I have always been happy with my bowl of Cheerios and my saturday morning cartoons. Now 30 years later I am happy to spend the morning with my 2 sons and Kids WB, Jackie Chan, YuGiOh, Pokemon, Batman, Batman Beyond, Superman, Justice League, Static Shock, The Zeta Project, and the upcomming Teen Titans cartoon look interesting, the Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain are quite enjoyable. Over on ABC One Saturday Morning kind of fizzled out, but Recess and Doug were funny enough. On Fox the X-Men: Evolution and another dose of Pokemon make a nice balance.
    I hate Transformers Armada although my kids like it and have almost all the toys, I much prefered the CGI Beast Wars and Beast machines incarnations of Transformers.
    A few years ago ReBoot was an excellent series on ABC and I expect the occasional movie spinnoff on Cartoon Network.
    Courage the Cowardly Dog and Catdog is more fodder my kids like and I don't. I draw the line at any series with 2 animals, 2 stupid Dogs, 2 angry beavers, Ren and Stimpy, Grim and Evil are banned. Samuri Jack, Dexters labratory, and the Powderpuff Girls I find stimulating enough to allow. I actually watch Futurama and Inuyasha and will let them when they are teenagers. I tell them when something is a blatant pitch for merchandizing and I think they are starting to get it. Luckily there are enough creative people out there to counteract the people just trying to push merchandise.
    Be selective, vote with your dollar and your remote control.
    If you know a Neilson family, watch tv with them and be very critical of their choices.
    Hopefully TiVo, ReplayTv, and cable companies are mining the data they collect about what actually gets watched and selling that information, it has to be more accurate than the tiny number of Neilson households.

  258. 90's cartoons by mink · · Score: 1

    I'm bummed no one mentioned Freakazoid or Earthworm Jim

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  259. I am confused by alcharn · · Score: 1

    Yes, I agree that Saturday morning television was a huge part of my childhood, but if kids are watching less TV, is that really all that bad???