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  1. Re:More? on Surface Pro 2 and Surface 2: Now With New Kickstand! · · Score: 1

    Are they trying to get an inch in on me?

  2. Horizontal axis title on Skype: Has Microsoft's $8.5B Spending Paid Off Yet? Can It Ever? · · Score: 1
    Seeing the nice rythmic graph of Microsoft's E&D division revenue I was expecting to see if their peeks were periodical on a yearly basis, bi-yearly, or whatnot..why I found..."horizontal axis title."

    Methinks this article could use a little more input from the editor.

  3. Obligitory XKCD^H^H^H^H Perry Bible Fellowship: http://pbfcomics.com/156/

  4. Re:Guns are, what ensures peace on 3D Printers For Peace Contest · · Score: 1

    You'll have to bear in mind that the democrats and republicans used to occupy very different areas of the map then they do now, and philosophically were opposite from where they are now with respect to each other. Somehow the worst of the KKK and its ill all stayed in the same general zone. Just look at any interactive electoral college map (this one works fine) and look back in time for 1956, 1960, and 1964 to watch the change. The southern democrat as they existed then, do not exist now, but the people who made up that population still do.
    And now, somehow, republicans think everyone will believe that they're not the same as they were 4, 8, or 12 years ago, when really, demographically, they trace their roots to slavery, and their policies have long followed.

  5. Re:Yet Another Alien Visit? on Missile Test Creates Huge Expanding Halo of Light Over Hawaii · · Score: 1

    I know this is just another lame government cover up

    Don't be silly. This was the testing of a 50 year old missile platform causing a previously unseen anomoly thousands of miles from the launch site of said missile.

    Yes, but with really intense music!

  6. Re:If this is what we currently have on our task l on Astronaut Chris Hadfield Performs Space Oddity On the ISS · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wait, what?! They're allowed to sleep?! OUTRAGEOUS!

  7. Re:Greed on Hanford Nuclear Waste Vitrification Plant "Too Dangerous" · · Score: 1

    Sorry to wake you up, but they still use asbestos in buildings. Some countries laws prohibit it more than others. In the US, you'd better believe it still happens.

  8. I am abhorred. on 'Master Gene' Makes Mouse Brain Look More Human · · Score: 1
    Finally, a real piece of scientific literature is put up with a well written summary, and the beasts that still live within slashdot have wrought forth an utter filth. Seriously?

    Do you know what that thing between our ears "costs" our body? 20% of our total energy output is gobbled up by that thing! For 2% of the body mass. It better be effin' worth it!"

    Is marked as interesting. I'm sorry. If science is all laser beams are pew pew awesome, then fine. Whatever. I dig it. But this is actual science. You should be begging for more of this shit, and less of the shit I see here before me.

  9. Re:Get googles attention: on Google Fiber To Come To Provo, Utah · · Score: 2
    ...and then fail to deliver very well, then lose millions of tax payer dollars, then give it away, then buy it back, then give it to Google, then continue to lose millions of dollars. Brilliant!

    ...then again, I'm getting Google Fiber...yeah, I'll take it.

  10. Re:Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Danger! on Google Fiber To Come To Provo, Utah · · Score: 1
    Hey! That obscure city is where I live!

    ...then again, it's usually listed as "a suburb of Salt Lake City" even though it's 40 minutes away...

  11. Re:Can't wait on Google Fiber To Come To Provo, Utah · · Score: 2

    I used iProvo back when Provo city was still running the ship and it was perfectly fine (except the install process). Each time it moved hands it seemed to get worse. This final move will hopefully be the last. I texted John Curtis (Provo mayor) as soon as I heard the announcement. His response? "It's a great oppurtinity for Provo." I find that somewhat telling as Provo city gets 25 buildings wired to gigabit for free, while the taxpayers (myself included) continue paying for the $39 million bond.
    iProvo was sold for one dollar ($1 USD) to Google. Google upgrades services at their cost, provides free internet to Provo citizens at 5 mbit ($30 install fee) and to Provo goverment (and library, etc.) at 1 gbit, and Provo gets to put a big smily face on it's city while continuing to pay $3.3 million a year towards the bond. I guess the idea is that this will get more high-tech businesses to setup in Provo, but as far as I can tell, it's mostly just a "we hate Veracity" measure to get them to not be the provider anymore.

  12. Re:Yes.... yeeeesss... on Firing a Laser Into Your Brain Could Help Beat a Drug Addiction · · Score: 1

    yep. That pretty much sums up rehab.

  13. Re:Addiction on Firing a Laser Into Your Brain Could Help Beat a Drug Addiction · · Score: 2

    Unfortunately, I say the answer is quite likely yes, and probably better than it would treat drug addiction.
    Unfortunately, as people aren't rats — and probably the best thing I took away from rehab — you don't have a drug problem, you have drug solution to your person problems. People use drugs to turn off their shitty lives. Of course, drugs lead to shitty lives and the cycle continues, but fixing the "I'm not addicted to drug X" problem won't fix the fact that people relapse after years and years not because they are still dependent, but because drugs work very well at turning your life off, if even for just a little while.

  14. Re:Netcraft confirms: on New Advance In 3D TV Technology · · Score: 1

    As someone who works-ish (contract for a NOC) with HP, I can say yes, floundering as they are, they exist. Some things like eprint (buzzword) eInk (buzzword buzzword) and instant ink (buzzword buzzword buzzword) do very well. There was a company-wide e-mail a little while ago about 3-d tech that was very, vague. I think this is what they were talking about, and I think it might put hp back on the map.

  15. Re:Industrial Origami is way ahead on MIT Researcher Demos Self-Assembling Objects · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Yes, they got their shit together, but people and machines still have to bend that shit. MIT's shit bends itself.

  16. Re:Fitbit does some of this, but no location track on Nike+ FuelBand: Possibly a Big Security Hole For Your Life · · Score: 2

    Having the fitbit myself I can say yes, I can share that I'm active in the middle of the night with some torrid affair, or, being slightly aware of my actions, just take it off during said torrid affair. I can then just say I forgot to push the sleep button the night of indiscretion, and nothing more than that would ever be known (assuming I actually were having an affair, or had a girlfriend/wife to have an affair with....geez, when did FUD become so depressing...).

  17. Re:Mormons on Torvalds Uses Profanity To Lambaste Romney Remarks · · Score: 2
    Sigh.

    While there is a slight argument to be made as to whether or not it was for "political expediency," those are indeed beliefs and traditions the LDS church has followed at one time or another (speaking to you from the heart and soul of Mormonism in Provo, UT):

    Now as far as the Warren Jeffs, 12 year old bonking crowd, yes they're crazy, but no they merely started at the same root of the tree. No original-orthodoxy Mormons are left, they're dead. The rest -- at least much of the rest here in Utah -- seem to want to live their lives with blinders on about the past (and the outside world, help! I'm trapped in a bubble!). Go and ask your bishop about all of these things and he'll, a: sigh, and b: give you a well thought out, and historically accurate accounting of the church's somewhat malleable belief system.

  18. Re:What's a Nimoy? on New Hobbit Trailer Debuts · · Score: 0

    I would mod you up, but my bucket of mod points is empty. Greatest song ever.

  19. Re:Jurassic Park on Mini Mammoth Once Roamed Crete · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and we will call you Hannibabar!

  20. Re:Analytic thinking... on Analytic Thinking Can Decrease Religious Belief · · Score: 1
    Thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only one.

    Any time any study uses self-selected volunteers from the internet, I immediately disregard the result as nothing beyond warranting further study.

  21. Re:Outdated information on Entrepreneurs Watch As Crowdvesting Bill Stalls In Senate · · Score: 1
    While I 100% agree that this is a formula for investor fraud, it does have some significant safe guards to prevent a people wiping out someone else's savings with a scam. From the NYTimes link provided in a previous post:

    The House bill would allow individual investors to invest up to $10,000, or 10 percent of their annual income a year, whichever is less. The Senate bill would limit those investments to the greater of $2,000, or 5 percent of either annual income or net worth, if either figure is less than $100,000.

    Investors with annual income or net worth of more than $100,000 could invest up to $100,000 or 10 percent of annual income, the Senate amendment states. The amendment also requires companies to disclose more financial results as they increase the amount of money they intend to raise.

    Considering how many pump and dump stocks bilk people out on the stock market, with no caps on how much the company can earn or how much someone can invest, I think this is a slightly better alternative way to get scammed.

  22. Re:Immortal...ish on Flatworms Defy Aging Through Cell Division Tricks · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Lameness has been had.

  23. Re:Immortal...ish on Flatworms Defy Aging Through Cell Division Tricks · · Score: 1

    urg...don't you hate it when you forget to log in when you actually bother to post.....urg...

  24. Re:It's worth a lot more than that on Microsoft To Pay $200k Prize For New Security Tech · · Score: 1

    I love MSSE, but Microsoft bought it. It wasn't developed in-house so much as re-branded in-house.

  25. Re:It's worth a lot more than that on Microsoft To Pay $200k Prize For New Security Tech · · Score: 2

    If I develop something capable of winning this prize, I'm productizing it and making Microsoft pay for EULAs for it. That'll net me a lot more than $200k just from them, and more from everyone else.

    The $200k is essentially the license fee for the idea to Microsoft. Not a great deal, but not a bad one either.

    You can still sell the idea (and implementations) to whomever you desire (including Microsoft if they want to buy a better implementation).

    The biggest problem I see is what happens if you win the MSDN subscription (no cash) or the $50k prize. The no money MSDN is an obvious bad deal on a potentially profitable product, and the $50k is likely a a very bad deal on a potentially profitable product. Microsoft will however likely not implement any one idea, but rather a collection of all ideas.

    You can however always rest easy knowing that their implementation of any security product will be so-so at best. If you have a great idea and a great implementation even winning the MSDN subscription will net you a profit in the long run by licensing to others. The free press is also worth an amount, even if it can't be calculated or measured.