The luser with the CLI on a call to his ISP's tech support line...
"Sir, please click on the big blue e"
luser@localhost:~/$ the big blue "e" -bash: the: command not found luser@localhost:~/$ the internet -bash: the: command not found luser@localhost:~/$ shut up you stupid computer i know you have the internet because i'm paying $24.95 a month to AOL for it > oh, so now you don't even want to talk to me? -bash: shut: command not found luser@localhost:~/$ man you suck No manual entry for you No manual entry for suck
You actually had a cartridge? We had to put our finger behind the paper and hit the typewriter key hard enough to puncture our skin and draw blood...
At least after a few lines your finger went numb... thank god...
All of the (non Capcom/SNK) fighters are doing a lot of things like that...
Upskirts and flashes and such are quite common in Soul Calibur 2.. and all of the girls 'bounce' in MK:DA...
Combine that with their moand and screams when they get hurt, and it really does become a 'guilty pleasure'.
Personally, my legs were never flabby. Carrying around the rest of my body everywhere has made sure that that's one of the few parts of my body that is actually solid.
Most people try to get a 'six-pack'; I'm quite happy with my keg.
Just wait until congress realizes that rap music and video games are teaming up!
You haven't played True Crime:Streets of LA yet then...
The soundtrack features a number of licensed songs from various artists, and a number of original songs from artists such as:
Snoop Dogg
Warren G.
Westside Connection (Ice Cube, Mack 10 & WC)
E-40
Coolio
Damizza
RBX and Mr. Tan
South Central Cartel
etc...
In fact, there's a hidden 'Snoop Dogg' mission, which is unlocked if you pick up 100 dog bones scattered throughout the city...
Anyone up for compiling a conspiracy theory or two?
Are you kidding? With all the tinfoil-hat wearing kiddies on here we've probably got 40 or 50 different conspiracy theories that are actually viable, and then another 4 or 5 hundred more each involving at least one of: underpants gnomes, beowulf clusters, natalie portman, soviet russia, or the goatse guy...
It's just that noone can come forward with these theories because if, on the off chance, they happen to be right... they won't be around much longer to talk about it...
"Winston is amazed that the change is announced during Hate Week, but that the people so readily switch their emotional rage to the new enemy without realizing that any big change has occurred! Now, for all they knew, Oceania had always been in war against Eastasia, when Winston knew that only days ago, the enemy had been Eurasia!"
So remind me again why we are looking for some magic glue that will stick to our teeth? People have known for years that spinach will stick to your teeth, and most people try very hard to avoid that, as it's somewhat unsettling to many...
Thick-Skinned Gravastars Vie to Replace Black Holes, in Theory
By Robert Roy Britt
Senior Science Writer
posted: 09:52 am ET 23 April 2002
Now c'mon, I can understand someone being dumb enough to post something from April 2003 and think it's news, from from 2002? And editors accepting it, damn...
For lost student productivity, I have no idea...something silly like $1 per hour per student just so you can quantify the loss?
Nope, much easier:
[tuition fees] * [hours downtime] / [# of course hours]
It costs a lot of money to be a student, and if you can't do your work in class because the computers that they are teaching you on are down, bitch.
The college I went to decided to put in a new computer lab, which caused the first two weeks of our classes (30hr/wk) to be cancelled. That worked out to roughly CDN$1000 of lost time per student... There were nearly 100 of us affected.
I do this exact same thing.
The only difference being that both of my alarm clocks are across the room.
The first alarm does that really annoyingly loud buzzing, which jars me out of bed to stand up, walk across the room, and shut it off. (Never hit snooze because it causes said annoyingly lod buzzing to come back).
The second plays loud music, and I can get up for that.
I actually have a third alarm clock that is my 'floater'. It is the one that I allow myself to change the wake-up time on, for days on the weekend when I may need to get up by a specific time. In this way my main alarm clocks never get reset. This is very important, beacuse if you're like me and change your alarm time, you will forget to change it back, causing other problems.
I thought GTA 4 was Vice City . . . the next would be 5.
Nope, just like GTA: London 1969 (the expansion to GTA) was not GTA2.
And I don't think that GTA4 will be called 'Sin City', as in the first GTA there was three cities: Liberty City (New York, the world of GTA3); Vice City (Miami, the world of GTA:VC); and San Andreas City (LA, and the only city they haven't made 3D yet).
Slashdot Mirror
Add to Panel -> Utility -> Command Line
I know put it at the top of my screen but I used to put it at the bottom...
Prior Art MoFo...
The luser with the CLI on a call to his ISP's tech support line...
"Sir, please click on the big blue e"
luser@localhost:~/$ the big blue "e"
-bash: the: command not found
luser@localhost:~/$ the internet
-bash: the: command not found
luser@localhost:~/$ shut up you stupid computer i know you have the internet because i'm paying $24.95 a month to AOL for it
> oh, so now you don't even want to talk to me?
-bash: shut: command not found
luser@localhost:~/$ man you suck
No manual entry for you
No manual entry for suck
I'll save you the trouble of looking for the code to your door... it's '1234'
I have the same combination on my luggage
we hadn't really started burning those until after we tried some prophets, but they don't seem to burn as well as witches for some reason
It's coz witches are made of wood... everybody knows that...
You actually had a cartridge? We had to put our finger behind the paper and hit the typewriter key hard enough to puncture our skin and draw blood...
At least after a few lines your finger went numb... thank god...
Nope, it's because the RIAA is losing so much money to the filesharers...
Wanna know how? That's right, you guessed it...Legal bills
the government has this computer that runs on water
Wow, that's pretty amazing...
All I've been able to do so far is walk on water...
The Steel Gaming Glove... it's so bad!
:P
Yeah? Just keep your Steel Gaming Gloves off of her, alright?
Bill Gates: Buy 'em out, boys! ... Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of cheques!
Did this in Lemmings too.
Hehe... nuke button...
All of the (non Capcom/SNK) fighters are doing a lot of things like that...
Upskirts and flashes and such are quite common in Soul Calibur 2.. and all of the girls 'bounce' in MK:DA...
Combine that with their moand and screams when they get hurt, and it really does become a 'guilty pleasure'.
Personally, my legs were never flabby. Carrying around the rest of my body everywhere has made sure that that's one of the few parts of my body that is actually solid.
Most people try to get a 'six-pack'; I'm quite happy with my keg.
Just wait until congress realizes that rap music and video games are teaming up!
You haven't played True Crime:Streets of LA yet then...
The soundtrack features a number of licensed songs from various artists, and a number of original songs from artists such as:
Snoop Dogg
Warren G.
Westside Connection (Ice Cube, Mack 10 & WC)
E-40
Coolio
Damizza
RBX and Mr. Tan
South Central Cartel
etc...
In fact, there's a hidden 'Snoop Dogg' mission, which is unlocked if you pick up 100 dog bones scattered throughout the city...
Another way to look at it...
... tastyfish?
Special Edition new scenes = poison...
Episode 1 = poison...
Episode 2 = poison...
Episode 3 =
Anyone up for compiling a conspiracy theory or two?
Are you kidding? With all the tinfoil-hat wearing kiddies on here we've probably got 40 or 50 different conspiracy theories that are actually viable, and then another 4 or 5 hundred more each involving at least one of: underpants gnomes, beowulf clusters, natalie portman, soviet russia, or the goatse guy...
It's just that noone can come forward with these theories because if, on the off chance, they happen to be right... they won't be around much longer to talk about it...
In other words...
"Winston is amazed that the change is announced during Hate Week, but that the people so readily switch their emotional rage to the new enemy without realizing that any big change has occurred! Now, for all they knew, Oceania had always been in war against Eastasia, when Winston knew that only days ago, the enemy had been Eurasia!"
s/'Eastasia'|'Eurasia'/'Gnome'|'KDE'/
So remind me again why we are looking for some magic glue that will stick to our teeth? People have known for years that spinach will stick to your teeth, and most people try very hard to avoid that, as it's somewhat unsettling to many...
No mention of iron by that Sander Haemes article though.
Kind of ironic, isn't it?
an inanimate carbon rod!!!
I can see it now... crowds of people parading down the streets chanting 'In Rod We Trust' and 'Long Live the Rod!!'
err... wait... didn't I see that before?
Maybe 'All your rod are belong to us'?
There was supposed to be an earth-shattering Ka-Boom!!!
At the top of the article:
Thick-Skinned Gravastars Vie to Replace Black Holes, in Theory
By Robert Roy Britt
Senior Science Writer
posted: 09:52 am ET 23 April 2002
Now c'mon, I can understand someone being dumb enough to post something from April 2003 and think it's news, from from 2002? And editors accepting it, damn...
For lost student productivity, I have no idea...something silly like $1 per hour per student just so you can quantify the loss?
Nope, much easier:
[tuition fees] * [hours downtime] / [# of course hours]
It costs a lot of money to be a student, and if you can't do your work in class because the computers that they are teaching you on are down, bitch.
The college I went to decided to put in a new computer lab, which caused the first two weeks of our classes (30hr/wk) to be cancelled. That worked out to roughly CDN$1000 of lost time per student... There were nearly 100 of us affected.
Mod Parent Up!!!
I do this exact same thing.
The only difference being that both of my alarm clocks are across the room.
The first alarm does that really annoyingly loud buzzing, which jars me out of bed to stand up, walk across the room, and shut it off. (Never hit snooze because it causes said annoyingly lod buzzing to come back).
The second plays loud music, and I can get up for that.
I actually have a third alarm clock that is my 'floater'. It is the one that I allow myself to change the wake-up time on, for days on the weekend when I may need to get up by a specific time. In this way my main alarm clocks never get reset. This is very important, beacuse if you're like me and change your alarm time, you will forget to change it back, causing other problems.
I thought GTA 4 was Vice City . . . the next would be 5.
Nope, just like GTA: London 1969 (the expansion to GTA) was not GTA2.
And I don't think that GTA4 will be called 'Sin City', as in the first GTA there was three cities: Liberty City (New York, the world of GTA3); Vice City (Miami, the world of GTA:VC); and San Andreas City (LA, and the only city they haven't made 3D yet).
But damn if getting hit in the head by a hardback book doesn't hurt like the dickens..
It works well for getting rid of headaches (or at least making it feel like the headache isn't there)...