Sorry, Slashdot looks down upon other operating systems. Everything other than Linux is a second-rate citizen here until either Linux or Slashdot is dead.
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Hmm... maybe you should check back this time next year for something about HURD.
Hello, Slashdot! Here are a few Christmas-time riddles to keep your holidays bright and cheerful!
Q. How is Jon Katz like a yule log? A.The only useful purpose they serve is causing flames.
Q. What does CowboyNeal have in common with Santa's sleigh? A.Approximate size.
Q. What do John Katz's underpants have in common with a Christmas tree? A.Little kids spend a lot of time playing underneath them.
Q. How is Slashcode like an old set of Christmas lights? A.There's always going to be parts that don't work.
Q. How is the CowboyNeal poll option like a Christmas fruitcake? A.They might seem okay at first, but trust me: it's only because you don't know how old they are.
Q. What does Hemos have in common with a stocking? A.They both spend a lot of time rubbing against tranvestites' legs.
Q. How is Jon Katz like a candy cane? A.They're both curved where it counts, and both get white and sticky after little boys and girls suck on them.
Q. What does VA Software have in common with Christmas decorations? A.You won't be seeing them two months from now.
Q. How is Unix like Kwanzaa? A.They were both invented in the 60's, and both are kept alive by leftists who don't know any better.
Q. What does CmdrTaco have in common with a snowman? A.Spelling ability, lack of genitals, and a simplistic smile which betrays a complete absence of intelligent thought. (Also, both of them usually have a carrot jammed somewhere in their body.)
...and finally...
Q. How is Slashdot like a Christmas wreath?
A.Both wouldn't be the same if it weren't for that big hole!
Merry Christmas from the Roto-Rooter Man, Slashdot! Don't forget... this holiday season, douche someone you love!
Personally, I think CmdrTaco & Friends are always forgetting the address of goatse.cx, so they post a "gaping hole" story whenever they want to masturbate. That way, we helpful Slashdot readers are provoked to provide them with the link they so desperately need.
Hello, Slashdot! Here are a few Christmas-time riddles to keep your holidays bright and cheerful!
Q. How is Jon Katz like a yule log? A.The only useful purpose they serve is causing flames.
Q. What does CowboyNeal have in common with Santa's sleigh? A.Approximate size.
Q. What do John Katz's underpants have in common with a Christmas tree? A.Little kids spend a lot of time playing underneath them.
Q. How is Slashcode like an old set of Christmas lights? A.There's always going to be parts that don't work.
Q. How is the CowboyNeal poll option like a Christmas fruitcake? A.They might seem okay at first, but trust me: it's only because you don't know how old they are.
Q. What does Hemos have in common with a stocking? A.They both spend a lot of time rubbing against tranvestites' legs.
Q. How is Jon Katz like a candy cane? A.They're both curved where it counts, and both get white and sticky after little boys and girls suck on them.
Q. What does VA Software have in common with Christmas decorations? A.You won't be seeing them two months from now.
Q. How is Unix like Kwanzaa? A.They were both invented in the 60's, and both are kept alive by leftists who don't know any better.
Q. What does CmdrTaco have in common with a snowman? A.Spelling ability, lack of genitals, and a simplistic smile which betrays a complete absence of intelligent thought. (Also, both of them usually have a carrot jammed somewhere in their body.)
...and finally...
Q. How is Slashdot like a Christmas wreath?
A.Both wouldn't be the same if it weren't for that big hole!
Merry Christmas from the Roto-Rooter Man, Slashdot! Don't forget... this holiday season, douche someone you love!
Just think about it:
- We know the encryption scheme is going to be cracked anyway.
- We're allowed to return encrypted CDs at no cost, even if open.
Sounds to me like we'll be able to buy a CD, rip it, and return it for free! That's better than Napster was!
Hello, Slashdot! Here are a few Christmas-time riddles to keep your holidays bright and cheerful!
Q. How is Jon Katz like a yule log? A.The only useful purpose they serve is causing flames.
Q. What does CowboyNeal have in common with Santa's sleigh? A.Approximate size.
Q. What do John Katz's underpants have in common with a Christmas tree? A.Little kids spend a lot of time playing underneath them.
Q. How is Slashcode like an old set of Christmas lights? A.There's always going to be parts that don't work.
Q. How is the CowboyNeal poll option like a Christmas fruitcake? A.They might seem okay at first, but trust me: it's only because you don't know how old they are.
Q. What does Hemos have in common with a stocking? A.They both spend a lot of time rubbing against tranvestites' legs.
Q. How is Jon Katz like a candy cane? A.They're both curved where it counts, and both get white and sticky after little boys and girls suck on them.
Q. What does VA Software have in common with Christmas decorations? A.You won't be seeing them two months from now.
Q. How is Unix like Kwanzaa? A.They were both invented in the 60's, and both are kept alive by leftists who don't know any better.
Q. What does CmdrTaco have in common with a snowman? A.Spelling ability, lack of genitals, and a simplistic smile which betrays a complete absence of intelligent thought. (Also, both of them usually have a carrot jammed somewhere in their body.)
...and finally...
Q. How is Slashdot like a Christmas wreath?
A.Both wouldn't be the same if it weren't for that big hole!
Merry Christmas from the Roto-Rooter Man, Slashdot! Don't forget... this holiday season, douche someone you love!
Hello, Slashdot! Here are a few Christmas-time riddles to keep your holidays bright and cheerful!
Q. How is Jon Katz like a yule log? A.The only useful purpose they serve is causing flames.
Q. What does CowboyNeal have in common with Santa's sleigh? A.Approximate size.
Q. What do John Katz's underpants have in common with a Christmas tree? A.Little kids spend a lot of time playing underneath them.
Q. How is Slashcode like an old set of Christmas lights? A.There's always going to be parts that don't work.
Q. How is the CowboyNeal poll option like a Christmas fruitcake? A.They might seem okay at first, but trust me: it's only because you don't know how old they are.
Q. What does Hemos have in common with a stocking? A.They both spend a lot of time rubbing against tranvestites' legs.
Q. How is Jon Katz like a candy cane? A.They're both curved where it counts, and both get white and sticky after little boys and girls suck on them.
Q. What does VA Software have in common with Christmas decorations? A.You won't be seeing them two months from now.
Q. How is Unix like Kwanzaa? A.They were both invented in the 60's, and both are kept alive by leftists who don't know any better.
Q. What does CmdrTaco have in common with a snowman? A.Spelling ability, lack of genitals, and a simplistic smile which betrays a complete absence of intelligent thought. (Also, both of them usually have a carrot jammed somewhere in their body.)
...and finally...
Q. How is Slashdot like a Christmas wreath?
A.Both wouldn't be the same if it weren't for that big hole!
Merry Christmas from the Roto-Rooter Man, Slashdot! Don't forget... this holiday season, douche someone you love!
Nay, considering my earlier post about incest with an infant.
Basically, I was pegging Slashdot as a complete failure, so upset about coming off as a group of censors that they allow heinous crapfloods that more or less lay waste to their site. Like the kind we post.
And of course, they still come off as a group of censors anyway. Bwahaha!
When Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda first imagined this "geek utopia" so many years ago -- a place where Linux users could come together and talk about schoolgirl anime, a place where nerds could argue about the letters G-N-U in peace, a place where misspelled words go uncorrected and changelogs are like manna from Heaven -- I'm sure this is exactly the kind of post he had in mind.
What a wonderful feeling it must be, to realize one's dreams.
Slashdot Mirror
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Hmm... maybe you should check back this time next year for something about HURD.
As of last night, Mac OS X 10.1.2 is out too. And something tells me it has a lot more changes than this here Linux kernel.
A Little /. Christmas Cheer!
...and finally...
by the Roto-Rooter Man
Hello, Slashdot! Here are a few Christmas-time riddles to keep your holidays bright and cheerful!
Q. How is Jon Katz like a yule log?
A. The only useful purpose they serve is causing flames.
Q. What does CowboyNeal have in common with Santa's sleigh?
A. Approximate size.
Q. What do John Katz's underpants have in common with a Christmas tree?
A. Little kids spend a lot of time playing underneath them.
Q. How is Slashcode like an old set of Christmas lights?
A. There's always going to be parts that don't work.
Q. How is the CowboyNeal poll option like a Christmas fruitcake?
A. They might seem okay at first, but trust me: it's only because you don't know how old they are.
Q. What does Hemos have in common with a stocking?
A. They both spend a lot of time rubbing against tranvestites' legs.
Q. How is Jon Katz like a candy cane?
A. They're both curved where it counts, and both get white and sticky after little boys and girls suck on them.
Q. What does VA Software have in common with Christmas decorations?
A. You won't be seeing them two months from now.
Q. How is Unix like Kwanzaa?
A. They were both invented in the 60's, and both are kept alive by leftists who don't know any better.
Q. What does CmdrTaco have in common with a snowman?
A. Spelling ability, lack of genitals, and a simplistic smile which betrays a complete absence of intelligent thought. (Also, both of them usually have a carrot jammed somewhere in their body.)
Q. How is Slashdot like a Christmas wreath? A. Both wouldn't be the same if it weren't for that big hole!
Merry Christmas from the Roto-Rooter Man, Slashdot! Don't forget... this holiday season, douche someone you love!
Wow, you worked for Bianca's Smut Shack?!? Awesome.
How is that a troll? http://goatse.cx had nothing but KDE screenshots last time I looked.
Actually they're both based on dead technology.
I gotta admit, that's a pretty clever one.
I saw it, didn't particularly like it. That might have something to do with the fact that I'm a grown man and not a child.
Holy shit! There's a New Sealand????
Thanks.
Personally, I think CmdrTaco & Friends are always forgetting the address of goatse.cx, so they post a "gaping hole" story whenever they want to masturbate. That way, we helpful Slashdot readers are provoked to provide them with the link they so desperately need.
You may want to read this before going any further.
http://www.goatse.cx has more on this gaping hole.
A Little /. Christmas Cheer!
...and finally...
by the Roto-Rooter Man
Hello, Slashdot! Here are a few Christmas-time riddles to keep your holidays bright and cheerful!
Q. How is Jon Katz like a yule log?
A. The only useful purpose they serve is causing flames.
Q. What does CowboyNeal have in common with Santa's sleigh?
A. Approximate size.
Q. What do John Katz's underpants have in common with a Christmas tree?
A. Little kids spend a lot of time playing underneath them.
Q. How is Slashcode like an old set of Christmas lights?
A. There's always going to be parts that don't work.
Q. How is the CowboyNeal poll option like a Christmas fruitcake?
A. They might seem okay at first, but trust me: it's only because you don't know how old they are.
Q. What does Hemos have in common with a stocking?
A. They both spend a lot of time rubbing against tranvestites' legs.
Q. How is Jon Katz like a candy cane?
A. They're both curved where it counts, and both get white and sticky after little boys and girls suck on them.
Q. What does VA Software have in common with Christmas decorations?
A. You won't be seeing them two months from now.
Q. How is Unix like Kwanzaa?
A. They were both invented in the 60's, and both are kept alive by leftists who don't know any better.
Q. What does CmdrTaco have in common with a snowman?
A. Spelling ability, lack of genitals, and a simplistic smile which betrays a complete absence of intelligent thought. (Also, both of them usually have a carrot jammed somewhere in their body.)
Q. How is Slashdot like a Christmas wreath? A. Both wouldn't be the same if it weren't for that big hole!
Merry Christmas from the Roto-Rooter Man, Slashdot! Don't forget... this holiday season, douche someone you love!
By the way, lest there be any question, this first post was and is dedicated to all sluts who like the taste of Negro spooge.
Just think about it: - We know the encryption scheme is going to be cracked anyway. - We're allowed to return encrypted CDs at no cost, even if open. Sounds to me like we'll be able to buy a CD, rip it, and return it for free! That's better than Napster was!
A Little /. Christmas Cheer!
...and finally...
by the Roto-Rooter Man
Hello, Slashdot! Here are a few Christmas-time riddles to keep your holidays bright and cheerful!
Q. How is Jon Katz like a yule log?
A. The only useful purpose they serve is causing flames.
Q. What does CowboyNeal have in common with Santa's sleigh?
A. Approximate size.
Q. What do John Katz's underpants have in common with a Christmas tree?
A. Little kids spend a lot of time playing underneath them.
Q. How is Slashcode like an old set of Christmas lights?
A. There's always going to be parts that don't work.
Q. How is the CowboyNeal poll option like a Christmas fruitcake?
A. They might seem okay at first, but trust me: it's only because you don't know how old they are.
Q. What does Hemos have in common with a stocking?
A. They both spend a lot of time rubbing against tranvestites' legs.
Q. How is Jon Katz like a candy cane?
A. They're both curved where it counts, and both get white and sticky after little boys and girls suck on them.
Q. What does VA Software have in common with Christmas decorations?
A. You won't be seeing them two months from now.
Q. How is Unix like Kwanzaa?
A. They were both invented in the 60's, and both are kept alive by leftists who don't know any better.
Q. What does CmdrTaco have in common with a snowman?
A. Spelling ability, lack of genitals, and a simplistic smile which betrays a complete absence of intelligent thought. (Also, both of them usually have a carrot jammed somewhere in their body.)
Q. How is Slashdot like a Christmas wreath? A. Both wouldn't be the same if it weren't for that big hole!
Merry Christmas from the Roto-Rooter Man, Slashdot! Don't forget... this holiday season, douche someone you love!
Great... looks like Taco finally got around to fixing the spelling. Prepare to be modded down by Slashbots.
Yep!
My parents would be so proud.
A Little /. Christmas Cheer!
...and finally...
by the Roto-Rooter Man
Hello, Slashdot! Here are a few Christmas-time riddles to keep your holidays bright and cheerful!
Q. How is Jon Katz like a yule log?
A. The only useful purpose they serve is causing flames.
Q. What does CowboyNeal have in common with Santa's sleigh?
A. Approximate size.
Q. What do John Katz's underpants have in common with a Christmas tree?
A. Little kids spend a lot of time playing underneath them.
Q. How is Slashcode like an old set of Christmas lights?
A. There's always going to be parts that don't work.
Q. How is the CowboyNeal poll option like a Christmas fruitcake?
A. They might seem okay at first, but trust me: it's only because you don't know how old they are.
Q. What does Hemos have in common with a stocking?
A. They both spend a lot of time rubbing against tranvestites' legs.
Q. How is Jon Katz like a candy cane?
A. They're both curved where it counts, and both get white and sticky after little boys and girls suck on them.
Q. What does VA Software have in common with Christmas decorations?
A. You won't be seeing them two months from now.
Q. How is Unix like Kwanzaa?
A. They were both invented in the 60's, and both are kept alive by leftists who don't know any better.
Q. What does CmdrTaco have in common with a snowman?
A. Spelling ability, lack of genitals, and a simplistic smile which betrays a complete absence of intelligent thought. (Also, both of them usually have a carrot jammed somewhere in their body.)
Q. How is Slashdot like a Christmas wreath? A. Both wouldn't be the same if it weren't for that big hole!
Merry Christmas from the Roto-Rooter Man, Slashdot! Don't forget... this holiday season, douche someone you love!
Is that from experience?
Please clear the spider egg sacks and the pus out of that hairy cunt.
Last time I fucked you, afterbirth and maggots fell out on my dick.
I think I see some termites munching on a petrified fetus skull in there.
-> Yo slut, it's time for a DEEP DOUCHE. <-
Yeah you should really pour some Drano down in there. Get that thick crust off the sides.
It's bad to keep tampons in that long. Four months -- that's too much.
Get in there and DOUCHE that vulva, honey.
Nay, considering my earlier post about incest with an infant.
Basically, I was pegging Slashdot as a complete failure, so upset about coming off as a group of censors that they allow heinous crapfloods that more or less lay waste to their site. Like the kind we post.
And of course, they still come off as a group of censors anyway. Bwahaha!
When Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda first imagined this "geek utopia" so many years ago -- a place where Linux users could come together and talk about schoolgirl anime, a place where nerds could argue about the letters G-N-U in peace, a place where misspelled words go uncorrected and changelogs are like manna from Heaven -- I'm sure this is exactly the kind of post he had in mind.
What a wonderful feeling it must be, to realize one's dreams.
Har har har.
Hey dope, where do you think Star Trek got the name from? Check out the year on that carrier, Einstein.
Give Hemos a break about the links. He's still struggling with the transition from Velcro to shoelaces, for crying out loud.