User: Johnso

Re:Hot vibrating wood

On: Quiet Desk (Not Desktop) PC

Yes, it was a joke. I just wanted an excuse to make a hot wood reference... :)

Hot vibrating wood

On: Quiet Desk (Not Desktop) PC

Athlon XP + direct encasement in wood + heavy use = worst fire hazard ever

Who would want to work on such a hot, shaky piece of wood?

Too bad

On: Quiet Desk (Not Desktop) PC

Users of these PCs can't dropkick the units or throw them out the window like regular PC users can.

Where's the stress relief when the damn thing Blue Screens?

Berlin endgame?

On: First Kramnik vs DeepFritz, In Progress

He's good at the Berlin endgame, huh?

Too bad the Russians couldn't say the same in World War 2...

Dang filter

On: Overpeer Spewing Bogus Files on P2P Networks

My original response was going to be:

I really think this is the wrong way to go about preventing piracy. Perturbed users will still get the files but just waste more precious bandwidth.

But the Overpeer Slashdot Filter changed my reply to:

still get the files still get the files still get the files still get the files still get the files still get the files

I wonder...

On: AOL Developing Cheap Switch for Audio Streaming

I wonder if they'll prepend every song coming through with "You've Got Music".

Re:Top worries about small drives

On: Philips Blue Laser Itty Bitty Disc Drive

Hand held Selphie lovin'

My self lovin' already involves holding something in my hand...

Poker nightmare

On: Philips Blue Laser Itty Bitty Disc Drive

Imagine getting drunk, playing cards with your friends, and accidentally placing your pr0n collection as ante instead of a quarter...

Preying on the weak

On: McAfee Manufactures Virus Threat

Norton and McCafee are just like the real world medical industry. But instead of just charging a ton for the cure, they engineer the virii and market using scare tactics. I wouldn't be surprised if they wrote and distributed all of the virii themselves.

As Johnso14, I have to agree

On: First Human Clone Eight Weeks Along

Most couples they had interviewed, he said, wanted to have a biological child of their own. In fact, cloning creates ordinary children who grow up to be unique individuals, he claimed.

Unique individuals, like my brother Johnso1, Johnso2, Johnso3...

It has to be said...

On: Japan to Allow Human-Nonhuman Mixed Cloning

Bart: "How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?" Ms. Krabapple: "I'm sorry, that would be playing God..." Bart: "God schmod. I want my monkey man!"

Infoceptor had great coverage

On: Diablo 2 Items Bringing Home the Bacon

Check this out. I'm dropping out of school now =).

IkonBoards are down

On: Billennium's Over - Anything Break?

One of the most popular webboards suffers due to this error. Read the fix: here.