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  1. *scowl* on LavaRnd: A Open Source Project for Truly Random Numbers · · Score: 0, Redundant
    'Truly' random numbers? wtf does that mean anyways?

    Is 2 a 'truly' random number or is it only fakely random?

  2. David Boies on SCO Execs Dumping Stock · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm... has Boies ever won a case? Just curious. He must get his rep from somewhere...

  3. Re:Fark: Obvious on SCO Execs Dumping Stock · · Score: 3, Funny
    Shoot the parents instead; the kid will starve in good time and there won't be any new babies to worry about either.

    Eh, if my degree in Classics is ever any use, it's to remind people like you that leaving infants to die on their own tends to end up having them raised by shepherds or wolves and coming back to kill you accidentally on the highway...

  4. Re:population on OpEd Piece on Extended Life Expectancy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's an interesting question... as a card-carrying generalist (yes, we can get jobs), will the kind of stuff I do become more important in an immortal world, or will people simply give up on trying to bridge vastly differing specialties?

  5. Re:it hit me this morning! on Win32 Blaster Worm is on the Rise · · Score: 2, Funny
    i have never seen a worm spread so fast!

    Somebody wasn't administering Windows-based networks back in 1999-2000. Ah, the heady days of damaging Office macros...

    Microsoft Developer 1: Hey, Fred, let's include in our Office suite a macro development environment that can access the entire OS's API!
    Microsoft Developer 2: Good idea, Jim, I'll get working on it. This should ensure that even the ditzy office manager can easily create executables that will take down the entire network!

  6. "Stops short of demanding"??? on FSF, GCC, and SCO Compiler Support · · Score: 1
    It stops short of demanding that GCC developers strip SCO support from the compiler

    Eh? How could FSF "demand" anything of a developer? Aren't all of us absolutely free to port Free software to any platform we choose, provided we distribute in accordance with the license we received the original under? I don't recall a "But Bad People Made the Platform" exception.

  7. Congrats, you've spread two memes... on Microsoft Nailed by Software Patent · · Score: 1

    Meme 1: Federal income tax is voluntary, so you don't have to pay it if you don't want to.

    Federal income tax has always been voluntary. But, "voluntary" does not mean it is lawful not to pay it. It means you report to the IRS how much you made and you send them the money (though they offer and most of us take withholdings as a convenience).

    Meme 2: The US Army is unconstitutional because Congress was not granted the power to make it.

    I quote Article I, Section 8, Paragraph 12 of COTUS:

    To raise and support armies, but no appropriation of money to that use shall be for a longer term than two years;
    And, yes, Congress officially "reconstitutes" the Army every 2 years.

    Note that Paragraph 13 gives Congress the power "to provide and maintain a Navy" with no restrictions, so the Navy and Marine Corps do not need to be reconstituted every 2 years.

  8. Take warning from BSD's experience on Is the SCO Lawsuit a Good Thing for Linux? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's been pointed out often but it bears repeating: BSD won their lawsuit too, for all the good it did them. All it takes is one or two quarters of businesses' holding off on a Linux migration and we'll end up like BSD: a bunch of hobbyists and cranks who do great stuff but never get to take it anywhere.

  9. Re:READING BETWEEN THE LINES on IBM Countersues SCO, And More! · · Score: 4, Funny
    that the license is fallacious because they keep referring to the

    You're close. It's actually fellatious in that the more they push that license the more I want to shove my dick in their mouths.

  10. And just for kicks... on SCO May Countersue Red Hat, SuSE Joins The Fray · · Score: 1

    12.5 cents American = 1 bit
    Which I guess makes 1 US Dollar a byte.

    Go figure

  11. Re:Outsource because... on Why Outsource When Workers are Willing to Telecommute? · · Score: 1

    Why don't the laborers get together and draft a plan for outsourcing the management and send it to the board of directors? Point out how much American managers make in comparison to Indian managers and how much you could save by switching.

  12. Route 50, MD to CA (or the other way around) on A Geek's Tour Of North America? · · Score: 1

    Drive from Sacramento to Ocean City (or vice versa, depending on which coast you're starting on) on US 50. It's a great time.

  13. Re:IBM does this to Thinkpads on How To Make Dual Booting A (Bigger) Pain · · Score: 1

    Yeah I thought that, until I screwed up my partitions on my quad-boot laptop (#$%&ing parted...) and had to do a full restore with the restore disk to start clean.

    The restore disk for my Toshiba Sattelite actually boots to Windows 98 and runs a very involved "installer" program (which seems to spend most of its time verifying that this is actually the laptop that the disk shipped with and not some other laptop that I'm trying to pirate Windows XP on). This seems a lot more complex than just including a Windows XP disk and a drivers & bundled software disk, and it would be hard to imagine Toshiba having a reason to do this that doesn't involve keeping MS happy.

    Anyways, it's not *that* much of a hassle as long as you remember to backup your data to external storage (thanks to the CD-writer), and the second time that happened I just canned the Windows XP part of the quadruple boot and replaced it with SuSE. I'm much happier now.

  14. Ummm... is this new? on How To Make Dual Booting A (Bigger) Pain · · Score: 1

    Sorry, did I miss something? Computers, particularly notebooks, have been coming with only a "restore to the original settings" CD for years. That's why you need to acquire a partition manager to dual-boot.

  15. Re:Urban legend on Prior Art to Pinpoint vs. Amazon, from 1980's? · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of (as I mentioned) classical geometry where about 75% of the proofs in, for example, Euclid's Elements are proofs showing that the existence of X implies premises contrary to the axioms (which, like an early EULA, are accepted by reading the book). Therefore, X cannot exist. QED.

  16. Urban legend on Prior Art to Pinpoint vs. Amazon, from 1980's? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's hardly a "basic rule of logic"; reductio ad absurdam is one of the most basic kinds of proof.

    Remember geometry in high school? You probably proved that no triangle has interior angles greater than 180 degrees. Proof of a negative. Where did the ridiculous claim "you can't prove a negative" come from, anyways?

  17. Re:BARRATRY! on DirecTV Sues Anyone Who Bought Smartcard Reader? · · Score: 1
    Now remember, these 'pirates' are paying, they're just paying lump sums instead of recurring fees, and they're paying them to someone else. That's the problem, from DTVs point of view, if they would just look at it clearly.

    Wish I still had mod points, but you're already at +5 anyways. Bingo. DTV's subscription model is being undercut by a cheaper competitor. The free market still works.

  18. Re:Stego or not? on Technical Analysis of XBox Save Game Hack · · Score: 1, Troll
    Let me guess, you generated that comment in FrontPage

    Hmmmm... no, I don't see the 300 Kb of useless XML... not generated by an MS product.

  19. Re:MAPI? on Opengroupware · · Score: 4, Informative
    Wasnt this what the Czar of rome said when his former ally Brutus stabbed him in the back?

    A: He's usually called a "Caesar" not a "Czar".

    B: He was stabbed in the crotch, not the back.

    C: According to Plutarch he said kai su, teknon; according to Shakespeare he said et tu, brute.

    B) No other collaboration tool for the same cost or less impresses management

    It's funny, I've noticed how in love PHB's are with exchange because of all the bullet-points it has.

    But when I think about it, I've never seen an office use exchange/outlook for anything but email and signing up for the conference room on a single public calendar.

  20. No? on Restrictive Sales Practices on the Web? · · Score: 1
    You don't launch your browser and suddenly find random web pages being sent to you

    Funny, when I launch my browser I get dozens of X10 camera pages randomly sent to me without asking for them.

    You've been spoiled by popup-blockers, I guess.

  21. Re:Commercial vs Non Commercial Radio Stations on Webcaster Alliance Threatens To Sue RIAA · · Score: 2, Funny

    VOW member 1: Tell him about the Twinkie, Ray

    VOW member 2: looking concerned What Twinkie?

  22. Re:Appropriate on Linux vs. SCO: The Decision Matrix · · Score: 1
    Though I can't really picture Torvalds doing Martial Arts.

    Maybe not Linus, but his wife sounds good enough at karate (or was it Tae Kwan Do?) to do the fight scenes.

  23. CLR features on .Net:... 3 Years Later · · Score: 1

    .NET's reflection capabilities strike me as a bit cooler than Java's. IANAJP and IANA.NETP, but it looks much easier to emit .NET bytecode on the fly to the CLR than it is to emit Java bytecode on the fly to the VM. If I'm wrong about this, I'd love to be corrected because I want to be able to do that in Java.

  24. Re:disabling? on RFID Industry Confidential Memos · · Score: 1
    When wearing clothes you should not be considered an "end user".

    Sound advice for any developer: if they're wearing clothes, they're not your end user.

  25. Re:NSA, CIA, HSA... on Trustworthy Software For The NSA? · · Score: 1
    They haven't blown anyone up domestically, have they?

    No, they leave that to Wilson Goode.

    (Let's see how many Philadelphians are old enough to remember that one.)