Slashdot Mirror


Win32 Blaster Worm is on the Rise

EvilNight writes "You know you've got it when a 60 second shutdown timer pops up on your screen. The virus uses the RPC vulnerability. It looks like it's reaching critical mass today. Luckily, it's an easy one to stop: Download this security update. Once you've installed that patch, go here and download the removal tool." Update: 08/12 19:19 GMT by M : Security bulletin URL corrected.

1,251 comments

  1. shutdown /a by mjmalone · · Score: 5, Informative

    My friend was getting hit constantly by this worm yesterday. The box wouldn't stay up long enough for him to install the patches :P. Just a tip for those of you who are getting hit a lot and having your box reboot: To stop those pesky reboots try:

    shutdown /a

    That should abort the shutdown and give you enough time to install patches. This also works well when you install a piece of software that trys to force you to reboot. (Why he hadn't fixed it already is a mystery, especially since slashdot.org is his homepage.)

    1. Re:shutdown /a by Pionar · · Score: 3, Funny

      >Why he hadn't fixed it already is a mystery, especially since slashdot.org is his homepage.

      You actually believe that reading /. makes you smart? Apparently, you never read comments below 5.

    2. Re:shutdown /a by whiteranger99x · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apparently, you never read comments below 5.

      In some cases even THAT doesn't mean you'll see smart comments

      (hell, look at MY 5 point comments sometime lol ;)

      --
      Join the TWIT army now!
    3. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      You can also go into Computer Manager -> Services and Applications -> Services and change the Recovery settings for Remote Procedure Call (RPC) from "Restart the Computer" to "Restart the Service".

      I was hit by this last night, and couldn't download/install the update in the 60 seconds allowed.

    4. Re:shutdown /a by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 1, Insightful
      The box wouldn't stay up long enough for him to install the patches :P

      Uh... why didn't he just unplug the net cable and install the patches?

      I mean that's how you're supposed to setup any operating system. No net connection until you've got all the necessary patches installed and firewalls set up. Don't give them even the smallest window of opportunity.

    5. Re:shutdown /a by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How creepy. I was setting up a relative's DSL modem yesterday, when I saw that the RPC service was shutting down the machine. Thought it was just Windows XP being retarded, but I guess it's time for a new visit.

      The box hadn't been on the internet for more than 15 minutes.

    6. Re:shutdown /a by mjmalone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He was connecting to it remotely. Also, it's hard to download patches when you aren't connected to the net.

    7. Re:shutdown /a by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Rule 1: The first thing you do when putting any system on the net is make sure it's behind a firewall.
      Rule 2: See rule 1. Then do it.

      FFS it's not as if it's attacking via port 80... No properly administered system should ever get this. Home users, maybe but businesses????

    8. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why he hadn't fixed it already is a mystery, especially since slashdot.org is his homepage...

      Hate to nitpick, but "reads slashdot" != "is intelligent".

    9. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C:\WINNT\system32>shutdown /a 'shutdown' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

    10. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #apt-get install shutdown or #emerge shutdown

    11. Re:shutdown /a by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      You know, the strangest thing about this is that it was never exploited before, since it existed so long. I can go into a command prompt anywhere, and without priviledges on another computer, I can use the shutdown command from any Winnt box and shutdown a remote computer (It's really fun at school). How come it is just now being exploited and fixed? Granted people will patch their boxes that is.

      --
      Sig: I stole this sig.
    12. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      (Score:2, Insightful) for a post recommending you download patches with your network cable unplugged. Wow, Slashdot is a haven for those with technical know-how, isn't it.

    13. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother, just turn on your damn firewalls (built into XP) and then patch. It's not hard.

    14. Re:shutdown /a by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Home users, maybe but businesses????

      The largest ISP in Sweden, Telia, had 40 servers collapse from this virus and in effect prevented 16,000 users from logging on to their ADSL service. That gives you a great deal of confidence in an ISP, right? ;-)

      --
      Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
    15. Re:shutdown /a by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Smart-alec. It is evident that you do not administer anything complex..

      Ever thought that's it's good practise to burn Service Packs and any critical patches on a CD-RW as they come by using an already secured computer? Then you don't have to expose your new setup? I know it's folly to trust the default Windows installation and don't fool yourself into thinking that a common distribution like RedHat 8/9 is secure out of box.

      Do not connect to the net until you've secured the box. Standad practise and pure common sense when you think about it.

    16. Re:shutdown /a by MmmmJoel · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Thought it was just Windows XP being retarded"

      It is Windows XP being retarded. Don't second-guess yourself!

    17. Re:shutdown /a by ChiefArcher · · Score: 5, Funny

      Supposively, if they don't fix it by this weekend, all the infected boxes are going to attack microsoft's website all at once.

      So in my opinion.... Don't patch it :)

      ChiefArcher

    18. Re:shutdown /a by MSG · · Score: 2, Informative

      don't fool yourself into thinking that a common distribution like RedHat 8/9 is secure out of box.

      A common distribution, like Red Hat Linux 8/9, has a firewall on by default.

    19. Re:shutdown /a by repvik · · Score: 0, Redundant

      How are you supposed to get all the patches with the network cable unplugged?

    20. Re:shutdown /a by MSG · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can also turn on the firewall in Windows XP and download the patches. That's what I did on my girlfriend's PC.

      Funny thing is I had her computer about a month ago, and I applied all of the available patches, followed the HOWTO's I could find on shutting off services to secure XP, and turned on the personal firewall on her dialup connection, and she *still* got hit. I guess RPC isn't in the list of services that you should disable... What freaks me out is that something turned off that firewall, though. I have no idea what. Does anyone know of any common Windows software that turns off XP's firewall?

    21. Re:shutdown /a by Zak3056 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You actually believe that reading /. makes you smart?

      Yeah, what do you think this is, a Holiday Inn Express or something?

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    22. Re:shutdown /a by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 1
      And the kernel and the net tools do not have remote exploitable holes - even after the distro has been out for a few years?

      I admire the strength of your belief.

    23. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >There's a reason it's the right wing. Bush 2004

      There's also a reason people decided to kill themselves by flying into the side of a building. And something tells me it's got nothing to do with jealousy...

    24. Re:shutdown /a by bythescruff · · Score: 1

      "...based on information from the Symantec's DeepSight Threat Management System,"

      Did anyone else read that as "DeepShit Threat Management" ?

      --
      Chuck Norris: Socialism == a thousand years of darkness.
    25. Re:shutdown /a by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Come on. Are you people really exposing your computers to the net before you've secured them or at least put them behind a firewall?

      You get all the patches on a CD: downloaded and burnt using a computer that's behind a firewall or ordered from Microsoft and delivered via snailmail.

    26. Re:shutdown /a by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Firewalls won't help unless your blocking MS system ports, such as 135, which isn't always a good idea. If you just want to block that port to the internet (as oppose to ethernet) then you better hope you aren't hooked up to a 10,000 computer campus just waiting to sneeze virii on you.

      I fought it off today... where's my purple heart? ;)

    27. Re:shutdown /a by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
      Where did the parent say it was a business?

      --
      ***
      Radio Shack. You've got questions...we've got blank stares(TM).
    28. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The worm's already hitting slashdot: the article is being posted over and over again...

    29. Re:shutdown /a by zoombat · · Score: 5, Informative
      FFS it's not as if it's attacking via port 80... No properly administered system should ever get this. Home users, maybe but businesses????

      Actually, I had quite a scramble this morning making sure all my mobile users were properly patched. That's my single biggest point-of-entry problem for worms and viruses; people take their notebooks home or on the road and come back infected and reconnect inside the firewall. It's much harder to properly enforce policies on mobile users. Fortunatly all our laptops were either patched or left at work yesterday and patched this morning.

      The other possible point of entry is VPN's which are also notorius for letting in computers that were infected via a different net connection.

    30. Re:shutdown /a by RoLi · · Score: 5, Funny
      I mean that's how you're supposed to setup any operating system. No net connection until you've got all the necessary patches installed and firewalls set up.

      Exactly! It's pretty easy, actually:

      • Unplug Internet connection
      • Download patches from the Internet
      • Set up firewall
      • Plug in Internet connection

      If that doesn't work, just send an email to support@microsoft.com

    31. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      your_girlfriend.exe

    32. Re:shutdown /a by walt-sjc · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Since this thing works by hitting the RPC services on port 135 and sometime 4444, this means that he had no firewall at all. What kind of idiot doesn't use any firewall? ESPECIALLY on a Windows box...

      Sigh. Some people are just ASKING to get hacked.

    33. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a point, but some of these distro's of windows have not been out for a couple years. :)

    34. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations on becoming infected with a marketing meme.

      Your brain has been hacked by a meme in much the same way as computers being hacked by a virus.

    35. Re:shutdown /a by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Indeed.

      I admit the default security of a fresh Windows installation is (or, after Windows 2003 Server: has been) abyssmal. That's why every self-respecting administrator does either have the new setups behind a proper firewall or he/she has stacks of CDs with all the relevant Service Packs and critical patches on them.

      I don't see how something like a default Redhat 7.2 or 8.0 installation would be different. Every conceivable exploit is known not only to the real pros but to script kiddies (or actually their root kits) too.

    36. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how exactly do you get all of the patches on a CD when they are automatically downloaded and installed in windows update?

      It's not exactly like they give you links to just save the files to your drive...

    37. Re:shutdown /a by MikeDX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you need to get the dvd boset for ALL of the security updates

    38. Re:shutdown /a by hrieke · · Score: 1
      Odd:
      Microsoft Windows 2000 [Version 5.00.2195]
      (C) Copyright 1985-2000 Microsoft Corp.

      C:\>shutdown /a
      'shutdown' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
      operable program or batch file.

      C:\>
      So, what OS was your friend using?
      --
      III.IIVIVIXIIVIVIIIVVIIIIXVIIIXIIIIIIIIVIIIIVVIIIV IIVIIIIIIVIII...
    39. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The shutdown command is only on XP PRO!

    40. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe she switched off that annoying firewall (just few a few minutes) to be able to chat with her friends with the Messenger...

    41. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *help i'm a newbie!*

      would you enter that at the windows command prompt or where exactly? or is /a shorthand for Ctrl+A or what?

      but thanks for the tip

    42. Re:shutdown /a by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 1

      FFS it's not as if it's attacking via port 80... No properly administered system should ever get this. Home users, maybe but businesses????

      I work for a Baby Bell; we've been infected. Draw your own conclusions.

    43. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I installed my first firewall on my box about a month ago after years of virus and worm free computing. I signed up to DSL from BT and within about 10 minutes I was attacked. 30 minutes later I'd installed norton and have hardly seen a connected hour pass without an attack of some sort.

      I wasn't so much ASKING to get hacked, as glorying along in the 'not me, not today' bliss of the unharmed!

    44. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in WindowsXP (Only tried it in pro), go to the command line, then type Shutdown /a.

    45. Re:shutdown /a by xThinkx · · Score: 1

      "Does anyone know of any common Windows software that turns off XP's firewall?"

      Yes, Windows

      :)

      --
      Let's get one thing perfectly clear, I did not vote for George W Bush, and I do not endorse what he does or says.
      "
    46. Re:shutdown /a by RocketScientist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Shutdown is native in XP Pro, but it is also installable from the resource kits. It's pretty handy, it lets you remote shutdown machines over the network.

    47. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no no... get it right

      Buy SuSE 8.2

      Insert CD.

      Hire Monkey to do a no brainer install.

      Load TuxRacer

      Load Apollon for kazaa (linux has kazaa see apollon)

      Piss Off RIAA and block there IPs

      Fire monkey

    48. Re:shutdown /a by bigberk · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Uh... why didn't he just unplug the net cable and install the patches?

      Bravo!! I was waiting for this to come up in an interesting context, and this worm illustrates the problem perfectly.

      The reason you can no longer unplug the network cable and install patches for Microsoft products is because Microsoft (and other companies) want you to be constantly connected to the Internet. This way your computer can constantly exchange digital rights and other background data. And since everyone is running those pretty little web based installers, you have little knowledge of what's really being transferred to and from your computer.

      I run UNIX servers; when I need to install patches, I simply download them from another computer and burn them to a CD. My computers can run without network connections, thank you. You might have noticed that Microsoft phased out standalone patches a couple years ago.

      Just wait for the chaos that will happen when we go back to centralized computing; you won't even be able to use your word processor without a network connection. And then when networks fail, nobody will be able to do any work.

      Wait a couple years and then laugh ;)
    49. Re:shutdown /a by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 5, Funny
      That almost makes me want to infect my box. Oh well.

      --
      Stop the Slashdot effect! Don't read the articles!
    50. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My firewall's being hit by this at least once every 5 to 6 minutes (sometimes as often as several times a minute) so anyone hitting the net with a vulnerable machine should get infected pretty quickly.

    51. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Supposively, you passed your University's language competency test.

      I may be wrong.

    52. Re:shutdown /a by TCM · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If you just want to block that port to the internet (as oppose to ethernet) [...]

      Ethernet knows about ports? Since when? Why can't my internet run over ethernet (with PPPoE it actually does)?

      Don't use those funky tech buzzwords if you don't know what they mean.

      --
      Of course it runs NetBSD. BTC: 1NT7QvbetmANwaMzhpVL6
    53. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You know what his point was. Why not clarify it using the correct terms? Just slamming him for using the wrong terms without offering a correction is lame. Very lame.

      I believe he meant "just block the port to the WAN (internet) as opposed to the LAN", then suggested that if your LAN was large (e.g. a college campus), there would still be a risk.

    54. Re:shutdown /a by Cally · · Score: 1


      Exactly! It's pretty easy, actually:

      * Unplug Internet connection
      * Download patches from the Internet
      * Set up firewall
      * Plug in Internet connection



      Duh. Burn a CD.

      --
      "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
    55. Re:shutdown /a by Sabbath.sCm · · Score: 1

      If you disable the RPC service on Windows XP, the computer won't boot anymore (or something else, also very bad, will happen) so all you can do is block RPC's port with a firewall (or apply the patch).

    56. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use a win98 machine to download the patches then burn them to a cd. If you "unplug internet connection" then how would you "Download patches from the internet" ?

    57. Re:shutdown /a by Cliffy03 · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what they do. Technet Security Notifications.

      --
      In Soviet Russia, Nigel makes plans for you!
    58. Re:shutdown /a by OutRigged · · Score: 5, Informative

      My computers can run without network connections, thank you. You might have noticed that Microsoft phased out standalone patches a couple years ago.

      Um, no they didn't. Every patch Microsoft releases can be downloaded as a standalone installer. Windows Update is intended for home users, but Microsoft knows an admin isn't going to run Windows Update on every computer he maintains. The hotfixes as they are called can even be slipstreamed onto an install CD, so they're applied automatically at setup. I've done with every copy of Windows I've owned since Windows 2000.

      --
      RaGe
      We're all just noise on the wires..
    59. Re:shutdown /a by TwistedGreen · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you mean? They obviously did it to protect their customers from getting the virus!

      Yeah, that's the ticket...

    60. Re:shutdown /a by Silvers · · Score: 3, Informative

      I just installed the patch on a WinXP Home machine. Upon reconnecting to the internet, it got infected again.

      The patch, as stated elsewhere, does not work on all machines.

      I turned on the firewall hoping that will fix

    61. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm, what's this whole shutdown /a thing about? Sorry, I'm a complete novice to computers and I can't seem to get rid of the virus on my computer.

    62. Re:shutdown /a by Cromac · · Score: 1
      C:\WINNT\system32>shutdown /a 'shutdown' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

      It's part of the resource kit not a standard W2K install.

    63. Re:shutdown /a by Brad+Cossette · · Score: 2, Informative
      There's a (I think) better alternative, though a little tricker to run.

      In WinXP (works for Home or Pro), run "Dcomcnfg", double click on component services, d-click on computer, r-click on My computer and select properties. Select the Default Properties Tab and uncheck "Enabled Distributed COM on this computer".

      This'll shut down that subsystem which is vulnerable to the attack in the first place, and give you time to update patches etc. Works even if the virus is currently in place (you'll still need to remove it later).

      A friend of mine got nailed with this last night, she's a mother of 3 knows jack about computers (mind you, I know jack about raising a family so we're even). No firewall, and didn't even know there was a "Windows Update" option to upgrade her OS. As much as I don't like a "Big Brother" type interferance from Microsoft (especially them), its situations like this which make me think that having them forcing updates remotely to PC's may not be a bad thing - some people just don't know, and don't want to have to worry about stuff like that.

      --
      -- "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars" [Oscar Wilde]
    64. Re:shutdown /a by TCM · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Bad day. Move along PLZ K THX.

      --
      Of course it runs NetBSD. BTC: 1NT7QvbetmANwaMzhpVL6
    65. Re:shutdown /a by MattCohn.com · · Score: 1

      The Shutdown command would be for Windows XP only. However, if you've got a Windows XP box on the LAN and want to save your Windows 2K box, a quick

      shutdown /m hostname /a

      Will do it. I'm a bit rusty on the command though and I'm using a 2K box so if anyone else notices an error please correct me.

      Oh wait, this is Slashdot, I don't need to ask ;)

    66. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it does rely on the Server service so if file and print sharing is disabled then it won't work. I agree that it is still too easy, though.

    67. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you mean viruses not virii.

      cacti is still ok though

    68. Re:shutdown /a by eyeye · · Score: 0, Troll

      So you really think disconnecting all the comps from the network, downloading and burning the patches then physically going round all the computers with a CD (tip: many corporate pcs dont have a cd drive) is easier then typing (or I suppose scripting!) shutdown /a.

      retard.

      --
      Bush and Blair ate my sig!
    69. Re:shutdown /a by Einsdot · · Score: 0

      i got this virus too. i went to the control panel -> admin -> services and changed the propertry for RPC. When RPC fails, it restarts the "service" instead of the computer. It works to give you enough time to install the patch.

    70. Re:shutdown /a by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      I work for a decent sized bank... We're also infected. This things a mess.

      --
      I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
    71. Re:shutdown /a by MntlChaos · · Score: 1

      He meant LAN. turn on a couple brain cells next time

    72. Re:shutdown /a by rworne · · Score: 4, Funny
      (Score:2, Insightful) for a post recommending you download patches with your network cable unplugged. Wow, Slashdot is a haven for those with technical know-how, isn't it.

      Perhaps he was meaning to suggest using a wireless access point. That way there is no physical medium for the virus to travel over.
      --
      I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
    73. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you maybe not think that having the firewall on all the time would be more beneficial?

      I'm all for bashing microsoft but what are they supposed to do when the patch has been available for weeks and there are still cretins out there who dont have firewalls????

    74. Re:shutdown /a by Simulant · · Score: 1

      Windows (XP & 2003 anyway) is rebooting because the RPC service crashes when attacked unsuccessfully and by default, Win2k3 will reboot if it can't restart the service. That's the behavior I saw today on a Win2k3 server anyway. You can change this behavior to 'ignore' rather than 'restart computer' under Computer Manager/Services/Remote Procedure Call (RPC). Properties Tab/Recovery. This will also give you time to patch if you are getting hit every 5 minutes.

    75. Re:shutdown /a by resignator · · Score: 1

      A co-worker got this on his home machine yesterday and brought it to work for me to fix. Simply un-plug from your network then boot the machine up. Once you are in Windows reconnect your network cable and d/l the patch and fix. Rather simple...took me all of 5 minutes.

      --
      "At first, we thought it was just another snake cult."
    76. Re:shutdown /a by another_mr_lizard · · Score: 1

      I work for a massive bank. We're not infected.

      Nyah nyah nyah nyah!

      --
      "My parents were strict, but they never pitted me against livestock" - Doug Stanhope
    77. Re:shutdown /a by MSG · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure she doesn't know how, so unless Messenger asks "would you like to disable that pesky firewall", that's probably not it.

      OTOH, if Messenger does ask, then that is probably exactly what happened.

    78. Re:shutdown /a by kosmosik · · Score: 1

      > shutdown /a BEFORE connecting to Internet You can change RPC Service settings to not allow it to reboot your machine. But still i think it would be more comfy to boot your favourite distro, download patches, removal tool (links in article above) and some good windooze firewall software (it was called kyerio or something), and than put it on windoze partition and install/patch/fix it running win offline.

    79. Re:shutdown /a by xSauronx · · Score: 1
      what freaks me out is that the guy who set up the pcs at the church my mom works at is a network/pc tech guy with the NC DMV

      he didnt even have the ms personal firewall enabled on the dial up connection out there (hell, even i had that at least when on dialup)

      between that and numerous othe rreasons, i think very little of his "experience" now *sigh*

      /me saves the changes on his router/firewall and rests at relative ease for a windows user

      --
      By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. -- George Carlin
    80. Re:shutdown /a by walt-sjc · · Score: 4, Informative

      Replying to my own post, but I was just reading a message on one of the security lists I monitor, and by one account, this worm went right through Norton's firewall even thought the firewall was configured to block it. (Note: I have not verified this claim.)

      I've Never trusted windows based firewalls due to the fact that firewall vendors rely on the hooks that MS provides - if the hooks are not in the right place, the damage can be done before the firewall software sees it at all. In linux / bsd, the hooks are right there in the kernel, and you can be SURE that they are in the right place, and that there is no path around them (since you can view the source.)

      I always recommend that Windows users use an external (non-windows based) firewall. There are Lots of cheap ones out now. I think you can get a soho model for under a hundred dollars. Many soho "routers" have firewalls built in. Even one of my old DSL modems from 4 years ago had one (although it was really primitive.) Zone Alarm is a great second level of defense, as it helps deal with rogue software like some spyware, but I would not rely on it alone to protect you.

    81. Re:shutdown /a by Samari711 · · Score: 2, Funny

      i'd like to see you download the patch in under 60 seconds, and without a tinfoil beanie

      --

      I never said I was smart, I just said I was smarter than you

    82. Re:shutdown /a by Politburo · · Score: 1

      As another poster points out, this is pure FUD. All MS patches are executable files, and are available through the Windows Update Catalog (or something like that). In fact, I just burned a whole CD of Windows XP updates for a client and sent it to him. He will run all of the updates on the CD, and his system will be patched. He does have internet, but it is a modem, and there was ~100MB of patches/SPs/etc. to download to update the factory copy of XP he had. For smaller patches, like the RPC fix, he can still go get them himself.

    83. Re:shutdown /a by Politburo · · Score: 1

      I can't confirm since I am at work (oops!), but I am fairly sure I have disabled the RPC service on my machine, but it is Windows 2000. I won't be back at that machine for about a week to check though.

    84. Re:shutdown /a by ChiefArcher · · Score: 1

      I'm a geek, not a grammar nazi

    85. Re:shutdown /a by grazzy · · Score: 1, Funny

      Unplug Internet connection
      Download patches from the Internet
      Set up firewall
      Plug in Internet connection

      Is it only my seeing a problem here? Exactly HOW do you download anything when you're unplugged?

    86. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think it was modded as +5 funny ?

      It was a SARCASTISC message.

    87. Re:shutdown /a by sgage · · Score: 1

      "...based on information from the Symantec's DeepSight Threat Management System,"

      Did anyone else read that as "DeepShit Threat Management" ?

      I actually read it as "DeepThroat Shit Management System.

    88. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * sigh * and the sad part is that a lot of Lunux zealots actually use /. as a source of their "tehcnical information".

      But hey, keep going ... cause your destrying Linux's credability with every moronic FUD post you mod up.

    89. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How do I uninstall the security patch?

    90. Re:shutdown /a by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Zone Alarm is a great second level of defense

      Well, it's my only defence, but it seems to be hoding up. Looking at its log, it's blocking an increasing number of port 135 packets as we speak.

    91. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Duh. Burn a CD.

      Oh.

      • Unplug Internet connection.
      • Download patches from the Internet.
      • Burn them to a CD
      • Set up firewall
      • Plug in Internet connection

    92. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for the biggest bank in my country...we're not infected !
      But maybe that's cause some idiot forgot about the 7.8gig limit in Windows NT4 and the last enterprise level patch screwed up the machines before the virus !

    93. Re:shutdown /a by shogan · · Score: 1

      That may be, but it makes you sound like an idiot. If you can't communicate effectively, it doesn't matter how intelligent you are.

    94. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can go into your add/remove programs and uninstall it there.

    95. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unless the virus becomes airborne, in which case I'm covering my box with surgical masks and insulating blankets.

      Looks like my computer is suffering from a high fever now. I'll give it plenty of fluids and some bedrest.

    96. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for Apple.... Oh, never mind.

    97. Re:shutdown /a by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      That almost makes me want to infect my box. Oh well.

      For once the parent poster regrets running Windows?

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    98. Re:shutdown /a by RATBOON · · Score: 1

      "its situations like this which make me think that having them forcing updates remotely to PC's may not be a bad thing" trust me, they are a bad thing.

      --
      ---- oh no - it's the RIAA and their $100000000 fine. I'm gonna take that so seriously...
    99. Re:shutdown /a by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1
      You actually believe that reading /. makes you smart? Apparently, you never read comments below 5.

      I read below five all the time. In fact I read at -1 flat. That makes Slashdot sooo much more interesting. And truth be told, a lot of comments are only -1 based on political bias more than content.

    100. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      linux / bsd, the hooks are right there in the kernel

      using this methodology, then Microsoft puts them in the right place too then. After all, M$ put everything into the kernel didn't they (the gui, the bugs, etc.)

    101. Re:shutdown /a by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      It's the clueless home users and the lazy ISPs. I know a few people who were getting "Messenger Service" spam. The scary part is that this didn't scare the crap out of them, they just assumed it was a normal part of broadband. Yes, I fixed it, but the whole time, I'm thinking, "What fucktard set this up?" It was the Insight, our cable provider. It's not like it's difficult, it's one single checkbox two clicks away from where they have to go anyway.

    102. Re:shutdown /a by Nucleon500 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does the worm work with Wine?

    103. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a clue. Reread his post. Sure, MS has hooks, but WHERE in the stack are they? Who knows how much MS crap worms can hit before a third party firewall can see them? How do you know that MS doesn't have services that are BEFORE any software firewall? With BSD / Linux, you can see the source and you KNOW that all traffic goes though the firewall code.

      Second, the Linux firewall is KERNEL space (with userland hooks too.) Windows firewalls (third party anyway) are USER space. There is a LOT more windows code that attackers go through before they get to a windows firewall.

    104. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, I work for a poorly set up Internet Cafe (I just started here three days ago, the owners son was a "hotshot" with computers.) and have been running from site to site all day because of this bad boy.

      Heh, firewalls are a good thing.

      Mike

    105. Re:shutdown /a by Mryll · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it also seems to override security policy settings relating to shutdown by remote users. (It seems possible to restrict remote users from shutdown via GUI but the shutdown command line still operates.)

    106. Re:shutdown /a by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Hear about the text of the e-mail it sends to Bill Gates?

      "Billy Gates why do you make this possible? Stop making money and fix your software!!"

      Hmm... I wonder if the developers of this worm run Linux normally... It might even have been developed on Wine!

    107. Re:shutdown /a by SubjunctiveSam · · Score: 1

      I don't see how you can call yourself a geek if you don't even know the difference between grammar and spelling, unless English is not your first language.

    108. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your brain has been hacked by a meme in much the same way as computers being hacked by a virus

      Viruses don't hack. People hack.

    109. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This particular worm is not a "hack", but the statement stands on its own. You are making an assumption that the poster was claiming that this worm is a hack. He makes no such claim. Nitwit.

    110. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/there/their/g

    111. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is all kinds of crap included with Redhat 9 that has already been exploited. You should read bugtraq sometime. No OS is invulnerable (not even OpenBSD). To think otherwise is naive close minded zealotry.

    112. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're kidding, right? I mean . . . obvisouly . . . it was a joke . . . you're just *pretending* to be clueless . . . right? Right!

    113. Re:shutdown /a by duncanatlk · · Score: 1

      Where are my mod points when I need 'em? Good one! :o)

    114. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be, but it makes you sound like an asshole. If you can't communicate diplomatically, it dosen't matter how right you are.

      Here's to getting nuked by North Korea, or in your case, beaten to a bloody pulp by a biker.

    115. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't have to. Just do that thing that is hinted at in the subject of your and my post.

    116. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't rootkits usually designed to cover your tracks and install backdoors AFTER you have used an exploit to gain root access to a machine?

    117. Re:shutdown /a by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      In some cases even THAT doesn't mean you'll see smart comments

      Right. You still see the "editor's" comments in the article itself.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    118. Re:shutdown /a by Ric+Zero · · Score: 1

      So does Zone Alarm prevent infection with this virus?

    119. Re:shutdown /a by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      what ? you mean, like this one ? :)

    120. Re:shutdown /a by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Does anyone know of any common Windows software that turns off XP's firewall?

      Give Win32 Blaster a try. It shuts down the firewall, and more. Or so I've been led to believe.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    121. Re:shutdown /a by lvdrproject · · Score: 1
      Eh. One of the best ways to stay virus/worm/exploit/hack-free is to not be an idiot about it. In the 6 or 7 years of my life now that i've been physically and mentally able to use a computer regularly, i've never once got a virus, and never once got a worm, and i've only used (against my will) a firewall for 1 or 2 of those years. I've got some spyware stuff (mostly from my brother's messing around), but that's it, and that's fixed simply by running a spyware-scanner and deleting the files. No damage done.

      I haven't been patched for this RPC thing until just yesterday afternoon. Originally i had intended to remain unpatched for the duration, just to see if i was "up to the challenge" of eluding the thing, but... when you've got four persons on IRC and two-dozen persons on a forum i frequent suddenly dropping like flies at the same time... heh. That kind of spooked me. So i gave in and patched it, and installed ZoneAlarm. I haven't been scanned on any of the RPC ports yet, though.

      But, yeah, there are a lot of people i know, including myself, who haven't been using firewalls, and we've never been "hacked". Most of the other people i know have never even been infected with a Trojan. Either we're lucky, or we're doing something that everybody else isn't. :)

    122. Re:shutdown /a by lvdrproject · · Score: 1
      grammar:

      The system of inflections, syntax, and word formation of a language.

    123. Re:shutdown /a by anno1a · · Score: 1

      "I was infected with the Blaster worm! I couldn't help DOSing microsoft! What? The Blaster worm can too infect linux boxes! No, I did not just run a ping -f on microsoft.com!"

      --
      ------- I fumbled my registration and I now must suffer
    124. Re:shutdown /a by AArmadillo · · Score: 1

      There are ways for this virus to get through a firewall. For example, the virus entered our corporate network through a user's VPN connection to an infected network. Luckily very few machines on the network had not been patched, so the impact was minimal.

    125. Re:shutdown /a by Talia+Starhawke · · Score: 1
      I'm at work right now, and people are rebooting all over the place. When suggesting we could put the patch on, I was told that our corporate office would prefer that we wait until they tell us they're going to fix the problem.

      That's bunk. I'm going to install the patch. I don't feel like losing an afternoon's worth of work!

      --
      +5, Female ;)
    126. Re:shutdown /a by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      The directions mention tunring off the system restore capability to ensure that the computer dosen't reinfect itself from a backup.

      Maybe you skipped that step?

      --
      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    127. Re:shutdown /a by KU_Fletch · · Score: 1

      You can't just run the patch. You ahve to patch and remove. The MS patch won't stop what is already on your computer, since it was designed to secure the security hole, not deal with the virus. Go to Symantec's site, they've got it step by step with pretty pictures.

      --
      It's not stupid. It's advanced.
    128. Re:shutdown /a by smeenz · · Score: 1

      Hehe.. I just realised that wireless ethernet gives back the original meaning of "ether"

      Ether:
      1 a : the rarefied element formerly believed to fill the upper regions of space b : the upper regions of space : HEAVENS
      2 a : a medium that in the wave theory of light permeates all space and transmits transverse waves b : AIRWAVES

      (m-w.com)

    129. Re:shutdown /a by Krafty+Koder · · Score: 1

      We use Linux and Macs - no infections here. Nyah nyah nyah nyah!

    130. Re:shutdown /a by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      How to secure Redhat 8 or 9 in 5 seconds out of the box.

      vi /etc/inittab

      set the runlevel to 2.

      cd /etc/rc2.d

      mv S60Sendmail to s60sendmail

      Reboot (or stop services), and Done.

      This leaves a bare minimum of services enabled, the firewall, ssh, logging, cron, random and network.

      Now, beat that speed for a basically secure install on Windows.

      --
      The key to the enjoyment of pop music is to replace any instance of "love" with "C.H.U.D."
    131. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My God, man! Have you no sense of sarcasm whatsoever?

    132. Re:shutdown /a by CMECC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      According to what I read, there was a preparatory worm a few weeks ago which went basically undetected, since its payload did no drastic harm except opening ports. Those newly opened ports allowed otherwise patched PC to be affected by msblast.exe.

    133. Re:shutdown /a by inKubus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry to whore this out here, but has anyone actually looked at the patch? I mean, this affects a rather important part of the Windows operating system. RPC is used for interprocess communication, named pipes, etc. Couldn't the CIA or something put a bug in it that will forward everything you cut and paste, type, send, etc. to some other entity? And what better way to get the masses to install it than a little worm to exploit a hole they purposely left open?

      Furthermore, Microsoft paid out $520M only yesterday due to patent infringement with a component in MSIE.

      I mean, I'm all patched up, so I know I'm safe but.. oh shit.. the shutdown timer just popped up! Microsoft must be reading what I'm typing. If only I can do this thing quick enough. OH FUCK I have to wait 20 seconds from the time I hit the reply button til when I press submit and it's getting down near 1 nowwwww

      --
      Cool! Amazing Toys.
    134. Re:shutdown /a by master0ne · · Score: 1

      i do, its calles endluser.exe, deleate it atonce, because its a virus included with microsoft at the time of purchase!

      --
      Noone writes jokes in base 13!
    135. Re:shutdown /a by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Smart-alec. It is evident that you do not administer anything complex..

      Very interesting attitude. I would have thought that the more complex the layout, the more dependent you are on the network. Not nessicarly internet, more like intranet.

      More over, I would think that a cd-r would be more approperate then a CD-RW.

      Not that I disagree with you about downloading the service packs onto protected media, such as CD-R or tape. But I would think that the more complex setups would distribute the service patches via the intranet so you don't have to drag the media around to every damn machine.

      --
      There is no sanctuary. There is no sanctuary. SHUT UP! There is no shut up. There is no shut up.
    136. Re:shutdown /a by dwillden · · Score: 2, Informative
      Replying to my own post, but I was just reading a message on one of the security lists I monitor, and by one account, this worm went right through Norton's firewall even thought the firewall was configured to block it. (Note: I have not verified this claim.)
      I myself have spent most of today trying to clean it off my laptop. I wanted to comment on Norton's falings on this. My system had crashed once before I recieved a Liveupdate from Norton that immediately detected it. In otherwords it was slamming systems and Norton couldn't see it.

      Then even though I had followed all the steps to clean it off, Including verifying that the registry key was cleared and that the msblast.exe was deleted, I was still getting the shutdowns. I'd also like to note that I was able to be online for a while without a crash if I avoided using any MS internet software. using Opera and Mozilla I was able to stay on long enough to dl the updates and cleaner tools

      --
      I'm too lazy to compose a creative sig.
    137. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They collapsed because of the high server load due to all the rebooting windows machines (their customers...), not of the virus itself.

    138. Re:shutdown /a by jamesbrown1000 · · Score: 1

      I think it hit SBC in the St. Louis, Missouri, area Sunday. I was having a hell of a time with my "Yahoo!" DSL (just typing that name makes me ashamed) going down every ... well, every minute, basically.

      Weird.

      --
      Mindy: "Well...desserts aren't always right." Homer: "But they're so sweet!"
    139. Re:shutdown /a by freeweed · · Score: 1

      You can't remotely exploit a hole if the hole isn't open in the first place.

      A default RedHat install, running no servers, has hardly any open ports, and any that are open are blocked by IPtables.

      So no, there aren't any exploitable holes on a default RedHat install - unless you yourself open them up, and turn off the firewall.

      --
      Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
    140. Re:shutdown /a by PSL · · Score: 1

      C:\>shutdown /a 'shutdown' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. halt

      --

      "Times may change, but standards must remain the same." - George Carlin.
    141. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >There's a reason it's the right wing. Bush 2004 [georgewbush.com]

      I wouldnt expect a Bush voter to really understand how a firewall works. You guys are in such denial about, oh, everything its not surprising you dont know basic security.

    142. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand where to use shutdown /a

      Thanks
      Larry

    143. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Smart-alec. It is evident that you do not administer anything complex..

      I totally agree. I wonder if he administrates anything complex though..

      Between his comments and your lame nick, I'll side with him yeah? svolitch..

    144. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact who is infected i would like to help this worm out .. email me the file teryial@nospam.onesolitarylife.net :)

    145. Re:shutdown /a by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      They collapsed because of the high server load due to all the rebooting windows machines (their customers...), not of the virus itself.

      Ah, I see... I guess it was from their stupid login scripts starting to suck huge amount of CPU, then. :-P

      --
      Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
    146. Re:shutdown /a by oltman · · Score: 1

      unsubscribe

    147. Re:shutdown /a by ??? · · Score: 1

      Why are you letting untrusted machines on your trusted networks? These mobiles should be sitting in some kind of an internal DMZ.

      And if you haven't got anything between your VPN users and your internal network, you are a *moron* and you deserve to be fired on the spot for pure incompetence. Entrusting your trusted network to machines you don't administer (and which are likely home machines administered by exec./sales types) is stupid.

    148. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting - I have SBC Yahoo! DSL in St. Louis also, and it has been up solid. I think they blocked some ports to lessen the problem, however.

    149. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CowboyNeal wubs Yahoo! because he's a rootin' tootin' Cowboy!

    150. Re:shutdown /a by xQx · · Score: 1

      How to secure windows:

      Put it in a room with physical access restricted.
      Unplug any network cables / modems.

      Done.

    151. Re:shutdown /a by TechStuff.ca · · Score: 1

      The required Microsoft patch is available for plain ol' download here: http://tinyurl.com/h84v Shameless self-promotion - Blaster removal instructions in plain language (for your non-technical friends and family) can be found here: http://www.techstuff.ca/archives/archives/2317.htm l SMc

    152. Re:shutdown /a by TechStuff.ca · · Score: 1

      Ahem. I should have used the Preview Button.

      The required Microsoft patch is available for plain ol' download here:
      http://tinyurl.com/h84v

      Shameless self-promotion -
      Blaster removal instructions in plain language (for your non-technical friends and family) can be found here.

      Sandy

    153. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good dry white will go with worms anytime.

      I'd saute the worms in butter and garlic first.

    154. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Every patch Microsoft releases can be downloaded as a standalone installer.

      If that is so then find me a standalone patch for MS03-11 - Flaw in Microsoft VM Could Enable System Compromise (816093)

    155. Re:shutdown /a by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1
      That's my single biggest point-of-entry problem for worms and viruses; people take their notebooks home or on the road and come back infected and reconnect inside the firewall.

      well this has already been said, but here's a sugestion with out the flame/abuse, have a other firewall etc, between your core network and the mobile users, don't let them connect to the inner network. same with anything else not trusted.

      --
      in my life God comes first.... but Linux is pretty high after that :-D
      Francis Smit
    156. Re:shutdown /a by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

      you naughty child, that thought never enter my mind :-), oo a pig flew by :-)

      --
      in my life God comes first.... but Linux is pretty high after that :-D
      Francis Smit
    157. Re:shutdown /a by slittle · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      Linux's firewall/nat/masq has been exploited before. As has Cisco's equipment (which is both dedicated hardware and expensive).

      So don't get cocky, mmkay?

      --
      Opportunity knocks. Karma hunts you down.
    158. Re:shutdown /a by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      Hmmm....mine was set to 'Take no action'.....

      --
      You're messin' with my Zen Thing, man.....
    159. Re:shutdown /a by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      A default RedHat install, running no servers, has hardly any open ports, and any that are open are blocked by IPtables.

      So no, there aren't any exploitable holes on a default RedHat install - unless you yourself open them up, and turn off the firewall.


      Except for sendmail. WHY they would enable sendmail to autostart for any install is beyond me. But its just a matter of mv S80sendmail K80sendmail , and ./K80sendmail stop , then run LOKKIT if you want to plug the the port or pico /etc/sysconfig/iptables manually. I need sendmail for a lot of scripts, but prefer to call it when needed only (dont need external access to it). This is something RedHat needs to look at, it should NOT automatically be started in a stock install. At least the relay isn't open in a stock install anymore :p

      Other than that, it is pretty secure stock, much much more so than any of my windows boxes.

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    160. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No net connection until you've got all the necessary patches installed and firewalls set up. Don't give them even the smallest window of opportunity.

      And how do you get the patches without a connection? What if it's your first PC you're building?

      This is really a chicken-egg problem.

    161. Re:shutdown /a by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Hey, in downtown Philadelphia we have had rolling power outages just a coincidence, I'm sure. A few items I can confirm, the police department had to take down all of the mobile terminals in squad cars for a good chunk of today. 3 guesses what their servers are running.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    162. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you guys know a joke when you read it?

      He turned on his firewall and

    163. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb; en-us;816093

    164. Re:shutdown /a by villain170 · · Score: 1

      ZoneAlarm is all I've really got as well. I also noticed a ton of port 135 in my Internet Logs. My computer is fine right now. *crosses fingers*

      --

      I am over here... now I am back over here!
    165. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, smart guy, huh? How do you burn a CD in under a minute, which is how long you have until the machine reboots?

    166. Re:shutdown /a by sanguine_shadow · · Score: 1

      Home users, maybe but businesses????
      You know, I was thinking the same thing. I heard some folks at work(a local branch of Bosch Group) talking about this irritating virus. --This is the part where I'm thinking to myself: "Won't these people ever learn not to open up everything they get in their inbox." -- I figured this is a user-level issue, right. Then, out of the blue, an announcement comes over the PA system: "Attention computer users. We are currently under attack from a worm virus..."(The rest doesn't make them sound any smarter, so we'll drop that.)

      Turns out, the whole company is getting hit by this thing because some dumbass doesn't read things like Microsoft's announcement to block port 135. Hell, even I did that little at home.

    167. Re:shutdown /a by klaviman · · Score: 1

      isn't this it?

    168. Re:shutdown /a by puck71 · · Score: 1

      I downloaded it at work in about 3 seconds this afternoon. It's only about 600K (at least for Win 2000) and at home I had it in about 20 seconds. I wasn't infected, and may have patched already anyway (note the July 16 date on the patch).

    169. Re:shutdown /a by canning · · Score: 1

      That's the greatest thing about working for a telecom or ISP. It's never our fault!!!

      --
      I love the smell of Karma in the morning
    170. Re:shutdown /a by 1davo · · Score: 3, Funny
      In a knee-jerk reaction, I quickly downloaded the patch from Redmond and fired it up...

      Once I saw the messages saying "Pardon me while I inspect your system...

      Then some dialog box popped up with some message about third party blah blah blah.

      I came to my senses. Wait just a darn minute. I have not seen the effects of this worm/virus.

      So I killed the process. Bring on the RPC crap - it has to be alot better than Bill drilling any deeper into my vanilla laptop used only for browsing the web.

      Whew - dodged another one...

      Windows & security - the double bind theory of computing.

    171. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that you learn how to spell.

      -- Anonymous Coward.

    172. Re:shutdown /a by shaitand · · Score: 1

      so it's

      *Unplug internet connection
      *Download patches from the internet
      *burn patches to cd
      *setup firewall
      *plug in internet connection
      ?

    173. Re:shutdown /a by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Not really since an ISP shouldn't be blocking ports...

    174. Re:shutdown /a by clare-ents · · Score: 1

      However, it's still quite hard to exploit sendmail bound to 127.0.0.1 only and with an external firewall on port 25.

      At least that's true for the last machine I installed. [redhat 9]

      --
      Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Einstein)
    175. Re:shutdown /a by brucmack · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that those boxes infected most of their customers as well :)

    176. Re:shutdown /a by julesh · · Score: 1

      A friend's laptop got infected within 30 seconds of going online yesterday morning. Twice in a row (the virus apparently doesn't check to see if its already infected the system before targetting it again).

      Guess what I was doing yesterday afternoon :-(

      Why is it that Windows Update can't actually give you any information about the vulnerability that the different patches fix? I had to download about 10 of them to make sure I got the right one. Why can't they say things like "This update fixes a bug in the RPC service that allows a remote attacker to gain control of your computer" rather than "An issue was found in Windows that allows a remote attacker to gain control of your computer." Really helpful.

      Oh well, I guess he needed all 3.8 Mb of those patches anyway. Even if I did have to download them over a 56K modem...

    177. Re:shutdown /a by Hell+O'World · · Score: 1

      Also unplug the power cords.

    178. Re:shutdown /a by isaborg · · Score: 1

      I am suffering from a dose of worms at present - Should I shutdown /a with trousers up or down?!

    179. Re:shutdown /a by Sushubh · · Score: 1

      funny :P

    180. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that there's any reason to have confidence in Telia anyway. Biggest source of losers, lamers, and idiots this hemisphere.

    181. Re:shutdown /a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this can work but there is a better way than mearly opening command prompt each time it appears
      visit the general forum on my forum @ http://my-eforum.tk
      or
      http://xbill.netfirms.com /cgi-bin/simpleforum.cgi

  2. it hit me this morning! by baxterux · · Score: 2, Informative

    posted an article about it here http://www.baxter2.com/modules.php?name=News&file= article&sid=114 i have never seen a worm spread so fast! dangerously fast

    --
    who wants to rule the world?
    1. Re:it hit me this morning! by Theatetus · · Score: 2, Funny
      i have never seen a worm spread so fast!

      Somebody wasn't administering Windows-based networks back in 1999-2000. Ah, the heady days of damaging Office macros...

      Microsoft Developer 1: Hey, Fred, let's include in our Office suite a macro development environment that can access the entire OS's API!
      Microsoft Developer 2: Good idea, Jim, I'll get working on it. This should ensure that even the ditzy office manager can easily create executables that will take down the entire network!

      --
      All's true that is mistrusted
    2. Re:it hit me this morning! by BoysDontCry · · Score: 1

      So you don't remember Nimbda and Code Red? Clez? I think they all spread much faster than this.

  3. Good timing... by tbase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone in my office just gave me a screen shot of a shutdown timer on their computer at home. Anyone used the removal tool yet and had any luck with it?

    --

    666-607: 6th floor apartment of the beast
    1. Re:Good timing... by brejc8 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The removal tool takes several minutes to run.
      Just apply the exact patch and remove the msblast.exe from your windows/system32 directory.
      Then run the tool afterwards to ensure it has
      gone.
      The exact patch needed is here
      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/de fault. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/MS03-026.asp

    2. Re:Good timing... by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 4, Funny

      Something similer happened to me yesterday. A friend of mine immed me saying his computer kept saying it had 60 seconds to reboot, and something about rpc crashing. So I responded with a screenshot of dir c:\ running on his machine.
      Moral of the story: I'm an asshole.
      (For the record, I then told him where to get the patch, and how to cancle a running shutdown.)

      --
      Pain lasts, kid. Its how you know you're alive. Sometimes I think this growing up thing is just pain management-TheMaxx
    3. Re:Good timing... by swestcott · · Score: 1

      Dont forget if you are running XP you will need to turn off the System Restore Service before running the remove tool or you will re-infect your system

    4. Re:Good timing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you cancel a running shutdown?

    5. Re:Good timing... by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 2, Informative

      shutdown -a in a console. you need to be administrator I believe. (yes, thats -a, contrary to windows normal use of /a)

      --
      Pain lasts, kid. Its how you know you're alive. Sometimes I think this growing up thing is just pain management-TheMaxx
  4. Wrong link by JPelzer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shouldn't the "Removal Tool" link point to a Linux ISO download site or something? I mean, this is slashdot... :-)

    1. Re:Wrong link by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Preferably SCO's, right? Might as well burn up their servers...

      --
      Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
    2. Re: Wrong link by jmkaza · · Score: 1, Troll

      Or better yet, have it point to the executable so we can install it. I mean, come on, this is Slashdot. We're handed, on a silver platter, a program that will launch a DOS on Microsoft, our evil nemisis, and we're trying to UNinstall it? I'm ashamed of all of you.

    3. Re:Wrong link by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Shouldn't the "Removal Tool" link point to a Linux ISO download site or something? I mean, this is slashdot... :-) "

      That'd be a really cruel thing to do to the gamers!

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    4. Re:Wrong link by deadcasuals · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has a handy page on Removing Linux from your computer, so we'll be prepared the next time a huge internet worm affects that OS...

    5. Re:Wrong link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The opposite is the case. I really would like to see how fast game companys would release linux binaries to their games then..

      The gamers wouldn't even have to have a OS installed at all - game companys could simply release their game with an optimized linux kernel on a bootable CD/DVD.

    6. Re:Wrong link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't the "Removal Tool" link point to a Linux ISO download site or something? I mean, this is slashdot... :-)

      I dont know, it seems slashdot is too much into MS. I mean, I dont even use windowsupdate anymore. I just browse slashdot.org and they always seem to have information on any new MS bugs or worms that need to be patched!

  5. The Rise by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Funny
    DOOM-DOOM-DOOM-DOOM DOOM *PANG*
    DOOM-DOOM-DOOM-DOOM DOOM * PANG*

    At 10:06 AM, August 12th, 2003, Skynet launched dah Win32 Blaster Wahm. It quickly seized contrahl of ahh computers on the Net and forced a mahndatory reboot.

    OK this is getting old.....

    1. Re:The Rise by marko123 · · Score: 0

      I see you. Friend of a Friend. And now I know you are lick-minded like the Apple. At least the Skynet actually did sumthing, not like stupid MS worms.

      --
      http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
    2. Re:The Rise by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 0

      "OK this is getting old....."

      Not for me, I just got back from seeing T3:Rise of the machines for the first time, check slashdot, and what is the first story on the front page? A story about a virus that automatically infects machines and reached "critical mass" today. That's really creepy I tell you.

      Of course, tomorrow, when some karma whore cut and past your post during the dupe tomorrow then it will be old.

      --
      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
    3. Re:The Rise by paranode · · Score: 1, Funny

      Vote for me if you want to live!

    4. Re:The Rise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Coincidence??

      Nope. The whole world revolves around your movie watching habits.

    5. Re:The Rise by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      A lick-minded person? Sounds like fun, count me in :-)

      But hell, T3's worn out already. I saw it on DVD 3 weeks before the movie was released, but it really wasn't worth the bother of ripping it...

    6. Re:The Rise by marko123 · · Score: 1

      Ah. So glad I waited to see in seenima. It was good. The lick-minded comment was because I tried an OSX theme on my work windows box today, and I gotta say... It's got to be about the hardware. The software intheface sux!!!!

      --
      http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
  6. Much better removal tool.. by _14k4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    fdisk
    format
    install FreeBSD or keep your copy of Winders up to date. :)

    1. Re:Much better removal tool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I tried that and nothing happened ??

      Microsoft(R) Windows DOS
      (C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1990-2001.

      C:\>fdisk
      'FDISK' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
      operable program or batch file.

      C:\>format
      Required parameter missing -

      C:\>install FreeBSD

      C:\>WTF !!!

    2. Re:Much better removal tool.. by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Well, at the least you could install wtf. Granted you need to successfully get a linux or bsd installed first.

      --
      Norris/Palin 2012
      Fact: We deserve leaders who can kick your ass and field dress your carcass.
    3. Re:Much better removal tool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spacial, I bet that's you.

  7. Honest question by lseltzer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dear all of you who are being hit by this attack:

    Why hadn't you applied the patch before? It was released 7/16 and nothing has had this level of publicity before.

    1. Re:Honest question by garcia · · Score: 1

      a lot of people that I have seen that are vunerable to the attack were made noticable to me by the simple fact that they were hitting my webserver with the worm that causes the "default.ida" to show up in the logs.

      If they didn't know to patch against that (and how old is it?) why would you think that they know to patch against this?

    2. Re:Honest question by CaptainBaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because our proxy blocks .exe downloads. Yes, even from windowsupdate. No, really...

    3. Re:Honest question by killmenow · · Score: 3, Redundant

      (Better yet)

      To whom it may concern:
      Why aren't you blocking stupid useless open ports from the Internet? There are freely available tools if you insist on running Windows. Then again, most electronics stores sell standalone broadband firewall/routers. If you used one of those, you could take your time and patch whenever you feel like it...

      I tell all those in my circle of influence: never connect to the Internet without a firewall in place. It makes no difference what your host OS is. At the least, you should be running a host-based firewall like Zone Alarm or ipchains/ipfilter/etc. Even better is a standalone box that does nothing but firewall. It's just prudence...even on a simple home PC or LAN.

    4. Re:Honest question by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Because Windows bugs you to turn on Automatic Updates. You specifically have to tell it that you don't want it on. Had it been turned on, those ignorant people would still have been patched. Every action has a consequence, and this is one.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    5. Re:Honest question by insomnic · · Score: 1

      Because I'm not in charge of change & problem management and those who aren't haven't addressed the problem until today?

    6. Re:Honest question by Texodore · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I can't agree more. I personally have received 5 messages from our company's IT department commanding employees to install the patch on all computers. That doesn't include all the constant news concerning this vulnerability.

      Anyone else received a bazillion notes from the IT department to patch systems?

    7. Re:Honest question by sybarite · · Score: 1

      The patch requires at least Windows 2000 SP3. We run in a Citrix environment. We have had serious issues with the stability of certain applications and SP3 and SP4. Windows security vulnerabilities come out a couple of times a week. Its damn near impossible to test and apply all the hotfixes, especially when they have a tendancy to break something else. I'd love to choose another platform, but that isn't happening anytime soon. I think we will have to look at host based security/IDS solutions outside of Microsoft to keep our servers secure.

    8. Re:Honest question by caluml · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Why aren't you blocking stupid useless open ports from the Internet?

      Most people:
      What's a port?
      Do I have any?
      How can I check?

    9. Re:Honest question by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ummm..is it not functionally inhibitive to block port 80 on a webserver? That's the port this is using. It's using a DCOM exploit, not just standard RPC. JAV

    10. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me know when your Grandma can look up vulnerability reports and install patches on her own. She's probably a keeper.

    11. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sound more like the worst kind of sysadmin; one that looks after company policy and not the network. Great - stop users downloading executables, and leave their systems unpatched? No thanks!

    12. Re:Honest question by Snotnose · · Score: 1

      Why didn't I install the patch? Because, quite frankly, I don't want to spend a couple hours a week patching my machines. Not to mention the patches that just make things worse. It's a tool, not a way of life.

      That said, none of my machines have been infucted (yet). Hopefully my Firewall is blocking the attempts.

    13. Re:Honest question by lseltzer · · Score: 1

      >>The patch requires at least Windows 2000 SP3

      This isn't strictly true. "Windows 2000 SP2 can install MS03-026." See http://www.ntbugtraq.com/default.asp?pid=36&sid=1& A2=ind0308&L=ntbugtraq&F=P&S=&P=33 56 for details.

    14. Re:Honest question by Marcah · · Score: 1

      Another question: Why in the heaven's name are you on the 'net without a fscking firewall??

      From the Microsoft TechNet article:

      Mitigating factors:

      * To exploit this vulnerability, the attacker would require the ability to connect to the Endpoint Mapper running on the target machine. For intranet environments, the Endpoint Mapper would normally be accessible, but for Internet connected machines, the port used by the Endpoint Mapper would normally be blocked by a firewall. In the case where this port is not blocked, or in an intranet configuration, the attacker would not require any additional privileges.

      I say it again: No matter what OS you're running, there is bound to be holes in it, and if you keep them open to everyone who wants to knock on your address, then it's your own damn fault.

      --
      Signature under construction
    15. Re:Honest question by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1

      The publicity I saw was pre-7/16, and there was no fix. Even one of the sites linked to in yesterday's /. said no fix. I've got NT workstation, which is out of support, and the MS site doesn't say that any of the patches available for NT will work with NT workstation. If my OS is out of support, I'm not happy running any new MS patches (said to work on NT server) on it, because they might break my OS, forcing me to buy a newer one. Because of the outbreak, I ran the patch yesterday, and it looks like it worked, but it didn't say that it worked. I really don't know, but my machine doesn't have any of the signs of being hit. IDK why -- I was on-line quite a while yesterday before running the patch.

    16. Re:Honest question by sithlord2 · · Score: 1


      A few hours ?! You gotta be kidding. Auto-update takes about 10 minutes here (and I run it every week). Never had any problems with it.

      And I run a firewall and a anti-virus package that updates its definition-files everytime I boot. So yes.. it IS possible to have a secure Windows PC.

      --
      ...You are over-qualified and under-paid. If we give you a raise, we will break the cosmic balance of the universe.
    17. Re:Honest question by M.+Silver · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because Windows bugs you to turn on Automatic Updates.

      A lot of people shut that off after a patch awhile back that smoked JavaScript. (And guess what? It requires JavaScript to perform Automatic Updates, so they couldn't download the patch that fixed the patch.) I mean, when the first "visible" thing the Update does brings your system to its knees, and requires you to pay a tech to fix it, Joe Average User is going to be a little confused about exactly how it's supposed to *protect* you from a virus that brings your system to its knees, and requires you to pay a tech to fix it...

      --

      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
    18. Re:Honest question by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no other Windows virus ever had this kind of publicity. Well, except that SQL worm, and code red, and ...

      It happens every week. Why don't you just set a cron job to automaticly update and reboot your systems before you come into the office? I did this once years ago for a cluster of NT 4 systems, because we couldn't trust them to be stable for more than a day. Told them to email a script when they came back online, so we wouldn't be paged, etc. Computers are smart animals, when trained properly.

    19. Re:Honest question by fermion · · Score: 1
      I take care of a relitives machine. As it is only on dialup it is very hard to update from the MS site. I usually need to put aside two hours.

      I am most often there to visit, not to update software. As such I only do MS updates every four to six months. At these intervals, I spend 3-6 hours downloading and testing updates.

      So the real question is why does MS need to issue an update every month. And why are some of the udates so huge.

      I can't imagine being a sysadmin and having to update 50 machines every month, and then going though the process to insure the update didn't break anything.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    20. Re:Honest question by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      Its damn near impossible to test and apply all the hotfixes, especially when they have a tendancy to break something else. I'd love to choose another platform, but that isn't happening anytime soon.

      Why is it like that anyway? I've always downloaded the latest and greatest service pack and have never had a problem (okay, once, but it was VMware's incompatibility with SP3) on standalone systems. Are problems really that bad that people would delay patching for critical vulnerabilities? Seems like a QA problem at Microsoft is they can release service packs that break major apps.

    21. Re:Honest question by ANTI · · Score: 2, Informative

      1. Because I came back from vacation today. And didn't even make it through half of my email before my RPC service restarted _itself_.
      2. Because apt-get upgrade runs daily on my other systems and I'm just not used to _manually_ installing security updates.
      3. Because the exploit existed for at least 7 years ... and nothing ever happened.
      4. Because I'm within a corporate intranet with f..scking expensive cisco switches that could easily stop the worm on the medium.

      I could give you hundreds more,
      but it all boils down to:
      This shouldn't bother me - the user - not at all.

      --
      On the other side of the screen it all looked so easy.
    22. Re:Honest question by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why didn't I install the patch? Because, quite frankly, I don't want to spend a couple hours a week patching my machines.

      Don't be ridiculous. For one thing it doesn't take that long to run Windows Update once a week, and for another you could just use auto update if you're that lazy. Have it run at 3am and download+update any new critical patches. Hopefully on newer versions of Windows they will make that the default so Mom and Pop don't have to even worry about it.

      When your computer connects to the Internet it'll automatically download patches and apply them. In fact, you shouldn't have a choice whether it does it or not. Maybe make it a complicated registry hack to shut it off. Too many people are lazy or inept and don't apply patches which results in worms like this spreading.

    23. Re:Honest question by jilles · · Score: 0, Troll

      Most firewall software is annoying as hell. The first step in diagnosing network problems on other machines is to tell the user to disable zonealarm or whatever piece of shit he/she is using for a firewall. You'd be surprised how often that is the source of trouble.

      Firewalls are useful for servers. For workstations they generally suck and have poor usability. I haven't found one yet that is up to my standards and I've tried all major brands.

      In anycase, firewalls are essential for idiots because they don't know what they are running and probably have dozens of spyware and legitimate but useless tools running. If on the other hand you do know what you are running, you also know what ports are open (namely exactly the ones that you want open). In the case of MS there are some ports you cannot close. However, you can disable most of the rpc services that use it (don't share files/printers on a external connection, kill the messenger service).

      For people who know their configuration, not running a firewall is a minor, calculated risk. So what if people can ping me? So what if they can see I'm not running several familiar services? So what if they can connect to port 135? So what if Bill Gates wants send information to some vague ip addresses every few minutes?

      --

      Jilles
    24. Re:Honest question by killmenow · · Score: 2, Funny

      My Grandma is definitely a keeper. She wouldn't touch a computer. She just found out there's this thing called "cable" for your TV...although she's not very fond of it.

    25. Re:Honest question by lordrich · · Score: 1

      Exactly - this worm shouldn't cause anybody any problems. If you've got a firewall in place, and all the latest windows updates you will have no problems.
      However, most people don't update. Most people don't know what a firewall is.

    26. Re:Honest question by kmsigel · · Score: 1

      I tried to apply the patch but was unable to. I run NT 4 on my notebook. When I run the patch it says I need to install the latest service pack. When I try to do that it says that if I install the service pack my PCMCIA cards and touchpad will stop working. Nice.

      I disabled DCOM using dcomcnfg.exe. I hope that protects me.

    27. Re:Honest question by Maserati · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I had to explain ports and firewalls to one of our Account Services people yesterday. My analogy was a company with oine main number and everyone else on extensions behind that number. So if calling their number (IP address) and asking for extension 80 (port) lets you talk to Janie (900.69.69.69:69) then that's just like connecting to a web server at an address:port combination.

      Specifically, we were trying to figure out if a clients BOFH was a BOFH, a PFY or a PHB. We think he's a PHB since there's a lot of money (cash and obligations) sunk into a project that needs a port opened in their firewall and he won't/can't/hasn't opened it up yet.

      This may still be better than the other (former) client who put two people in our office using VPN to connect to their home network... and then changed their proxy configuration without telling anyone (like their helpdesk). It took me a week of phone tag to get one of their network analysts to finally say "OK, try this". Then they sent her an XP laptop with that setting locked into the old-and-wrong setting. I think she had to ship it back since they wouldn't cut loose with the admin password. Neither would I, but the box would have worked before I sent it out. We aren't suing them for specifically "rampant idiocy", but that MUST be a factor. We're suing them, a spokesfigure was perp-walked recently and business is way down. I wonder how long they'll manage to stay out of Chapter 11.

      Stupid people suffer.

      --
      Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1992-1951
    28. Re:Honest question by killmenow · · Score: 1
      Ummm... no it doesn't. RTFA. The worm uses TCP port 135. From the article:
      An attacker could seek to exploit this vulnerability by programming a machine that could communicate with a vulnerable server over TCP port 135 to send a specific kind of malformed RPC message. Receipt of such a message could cause the RPC service on the vulnerable machine to fail.
    29. Re:Honest question by tsa · · Score: 1

      Because we were on vacation.

      --

      -- Cheers!

    30. Re:Honest question by lseltzer · · Score: 1

      Not true. It uses 135 and 4444. It's possible for an attack on the same buffer overflow to be invoked through a port 80 attack, but this worm doesn't do that.

    31. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell did this get modded up to Insightful?

    32. Re:Honest question by killmenow · · Score: 1

      While I agree with most of what you say, I still think that Zone Alarm is fine for the average user of a home PC connected to a broadband ISP.

      I usually keep a 486 box around that I can configure with Coyote or LEAF/Bering or similar for my friends so they don't have to mess with it. But for those who just need something quick, I've found (especially for home PCs not on an internal LAN) that Zone Alarm is fine. I'm not in love with it or anything, but it gets the job done...and while it can be a PITA at first, once you've got it set to remember which apps should be allowed to make and accept connections and which shouldn't, the pain is over.

    33. Re:Honest question by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Obviously a complete block is not going to work, but there's plenty of systems that filter traffic smartly. Leaving an IIS server open like that is just asking for trouble. I reckon I get more hits from IIS exploits than genuine web hits. You need a firewall of some kind - take a look at something like Smoothwall with it's Sort IDS, or if you're hardcore, OpenBSD plus httpf or Pound (along with Snort or Port Sentry and co.).

      --
      Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
    34. Re:Honest question by orrinrule · · Score: 1

      on a dial-up connection this summer, i have just decided to wait until i get a broadband connection in the fall to patch up. turning on microsoft's own built-in firewall in windows xp stops it as well.

    35. Re:Honest question by Ovidius · · Score: 1

      According to our Windows sysadmin, the updater often reports that a patch has been successfully applied when it hasn't been, and there is no easy way to check if that "success" was true or not. So there may be a lot of admins out there who patch religiously and don't even know that a lot of their patches have silently failed. Apparently the updater only checks one registry key to figure out if the patch has been applied and never looks at file versions or checksums, or any of the obvious and reliable ways to determine real patch status.

    36. Re:Honest question by Zerbey · · Score: 1

      I say this to my users almost every day of the week.

      "See that little globe in the corner with the little yellow bubble saying "New updates are ready to install"? Pay attention to it!"

      Unfortunately, most people expect a computer to just work. They have little e-mail blobs and little surf the web blobs and little write documents blobs that they can just about grasp. When they see new blobs appear on the screen they don't understand them, so they ignore them.

      I just wish the users would come knocking on my door and ask what the blob meant! Example: my car was maing a funny squeeking noise every time I stopped, I had no idea what it meant cause I'm not a mechanic. So I asked my Father-in-law, who is a mechanic. Glad I did, the funny squeeking noise was my brakes wearing down, imagine the mess I would have been in if I'd continued to ignore it and they failed?

    37. Re:Honest question by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      If they didn't know to patch against that (and how old is it?) why would you think that they know to patch against this?

      I know plenty of Windows users (call them what you will) who never update or patch, but just go with what they got on their install CD. I think they must be under the impression that the fact that they have a CD-ROM in their hands somehow makes the software it contains inviolable and immutable.

      Trouble is, it's hard to point this out (no matter how gently) without being dismissed as just being a zealot for "that" other operating system.

    38. Re:Honest question by Ilgaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, I wonder why MS opens RPC (135) to outside World.

      Yes yes, services use it, as Steve Gibson's sayin "impossible to close without firewall" ...

      Don't blame people not using firewall, they are mostly newbies , e.g. XP home users. Ask the real question: Why you open a port outside World by default OS install?

      Everyone knew port 135 would be exploited in a real bad way before, that was just a matter of time.

      If os is a client only, do not turn on rpc listening on port 135... Its THAT hard?

    39. Re:Honest question by jafuser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I honestly begin to wonder if security is deliberately kept as a minimal concern with Windows so that people who own versions of the operating system that have fallen out of support are *forced* to upgrade.

      What recourse does a person running an older version of windows have if their "obsolete" operating system becomes completely unusable due to prominent exploits?

      This could be especially problematic if you are depending on some really complicated applications which will not run on the newer operating systems.

      --
      Please consider making an automatic monthly recurring donation to the EFF
    40. Re:Honest question by killmenow · · Score: 1

      You got me there. Why XP Home has it on in the first place is baffling to me. So far, I know three people who've been hit by this...all of them running XP Home.

    41. Re:Honest question by andrewmc · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Why hadn't you applied the patch before?

      Because it's not always that easy. Have you ever tried convincing very busy people to apply a patch when Windows Update has completely screwed their machine twice before? They'd rather risk spending an hour cleaning up after than risk another full day reinstalling and reconfiguring their machines. Having seen what happened the last time, I can understand their point of view (even if I don't agree myself).

    42. Re:Honest question by wfrp01 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's a port?
      Do I have any?
      How can I check?


      A place where ships are safe from storms. See also 'port of entry'.
      You have an output port on your behind.
      Do yoga.

      --

      --Lawrence Lessig for Congress!
    43. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Close to a thousand machines to patch, manually. Including sneaker time, that's like 20 minutes per machine...

      You do the math.

      PS- We have a SUS server, but we also have a lot of OS's that are too old to use it.

    44. Re:Honest question by jafuser · · Score: 2, Funny

      That said, none of my machines have been infucted

      Was that a deliberate misspelling? =)

      --
      Please consider making an automatic monthly recurring donation to the EFF
    45. Re:Honest question by jafuser · · Score: 1

      They are so large probably becuase the data you are downloading is NOT literally a patch, but instead just an archive of files meant to completely replace the existing files.

      Why do something elegantly when you have a reputation for bloat?

      --
      Please consider making an automatic monthly recurring donation to the EFF
    46. Re:Honest question by TunaPhish · · Score: 1

      This patch was not available via windows update as of yesterday evening. In my computer shop, even computers with automatic updates turned on got hit. This patch has to be downloaded manually on all machines at the moment.

    47. Re:Honest question by ufoo · · Score: 1
      From the security advisory:
      Microsoft has extensively investigated an engineering solution for NT 4.0 and found that the Windows NT 4.0 architecture will not support a fix to this issue, now or in the future.
      It looks like if you use NT4 you are screwed. Just upgrade your machine to the new windows operating system. That'll fix it.
      --

      --
      Annotateit at Annotateit.com
    48. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Anonymous for obvious reasons.

      Until the end of last week, every machine at my work except my own, and those of two others in my group, was vulnerable (tested using the eEye scanner - nice tool BTW.) Everything else, including the crappy Exchange server, our sales lead database, the NOC helpdesk database and several other useless Windows servers, and of course all the desktops and road warriors' laptops were vulnerable. I kicked up shit over it, but the tech. dept (I'm a security consultant... the employer is a managed services security corporation...) didn't seem to grasp any idea of the urgency of the problem.

      Eventually I got into trouble. My boss asked me what I was working on - I told him & added "oh, and the other non-chargeable stuff of course." "_what_ non-chargeable stuff?" "Well, for starters I'm trying to make sure we get patched against the gaping DCOM hole." (blank look, brief explanation of the problem.) "That's someone else's problem, you're not paid to worry about things like that!" I gave him a printout of the eEye tool's report, showing "VULNERABLE -VULNERABLE -VULNERABLE" all down the list. I pulled up a command prompt on teh mail server. He got it. The next morning I got a call from tech asking for help with fix, what was the problem, best fix for it, etc etc. The boss had passed the list on to tech.

      Now, I have a sudden unexpected "review meeting" scheduled with the BIG boss. Guess what's going to happen? I'm going to get a strip torn off me for (a)noticing, (b) caring and (c) doing something about this enormous problem which could conceivably have wiped out the company. Bitter? However did you get _that_ idea?

      I fuckin' HATE corporate politics. But most people just seem to go along with it as a necessary evil, and politics dictates that if you see the tech department screwing up, you LET THEM, so that your boss and their boss can score points off them in the grand willy-waving competition that passes for normal life in such places.

      This is a security company - and I've done something wrong.
      *sigh* sometimes I despair for humanity.

    49. Re:Honest question by Creepy · · Score: 1

      a couple of reasons from my company:

      a) patches are pushed by Sys admin, who generally push patch batches. Fortunately for me, I grabbed the patches myself a couple of weeks ago, so my machine was unaffected (unlike several of my cube-neighbors)

      b) several machines are in a lab that does not get patched and were infected unnoticed. These machines are kept at older release levels intentionally so we can certify against a base release level.

      c) (from my wife's company) - No patching is done except for critical issues - only service packs. Due to this policy and the rapidity of the attack, they've been shut down all day.

    50. Re:Honest question by grwufwuf · · Score: 1
      Most people expect updates not to break their PCs in other ways, and most people have been proven wrong at least a couple times in this regard.

      Social engineering traditionally comes from the bad guys. In this case (broken updates), maybe its still the right statement.

    51. Re:Honest question by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      Suppose you're visiting Haiti, and you pass the days by having unprotected anal sex with several different prostitutes every day. Then you read in the newspaper that a new sexually transmitted disease has been discovered. It's not as bad as the AIDS that you're surely catching, but it's no picnic either. Is this knowledge going to alter your behavior?

      Suppose you're planning to jump off a tall cliff and splatter yourself on the rocks below. While climbing up the cliff on the way to kill yourself, you accidently scratch yourself with a rusty nail. Do you go get a tetinus shot?

      Suppose you're a Windows user who uses MS Outlook to read mail and MS Internet Explorer to look at web pages. Then you find out there's a new vulnerability in your OS. Do you patch it?

      In all three examples, the very premise is that you don't care about safety. It doesn't surprise me that the Windows user doesn't patch his OS, the suicide jumper doesn't get a tetinus shot, or that the Haitian anal adventurer doesn't put on a condom.

      --
      As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
    52. Re:Honest question by Idaho · · Score: 1

      Why hadn't you applied the patch before? It was released 7/16 and nothing has had this level of publicity before.

      Well, I could think of one reason: it's the holiday season, at least over here in Europe but I'd guess it's pretty much the same in the US.

      I had missed it as well, because I was far from any internet connection at that time (and a few weeks afterwards).

      Fortunately I don't run Windows so it doesn't really matter :)

      (And yes, I did check wether there where any big Linux-related security things going on when I returned).

      --
      Every expression is true, for a given value of 'true'
    53. Re:Honest question by colk99 · · Score: 1

      Yes it was the patch was released 7/16/2003 I updated my system yesterday after a fresh install of XP

    54. Re:Honest question by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      Outlook actually uses this port. Not that this is a good reason to have the port open.

    55. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went around last week and put firewalls on on all the work PCs. The next day the calls started coming in. All the traffic the FW was reporting on and asking to allow or reject... Was to be expected, but what I had perhaps went into denial over was the lack of understanding from the end users. Should everyone be expected to know whether x.x.x.x:x -> y.y.y.y:y is OK or not? Well, yes in theory since they know what they're using at the moment and could then know whether that traffic is involved. In practice, Windows does 10 times the things that the user knows about (as do most OS's) and throw LAN services in the mix and you can forget about trusting anyone outside of I.T. with admin rights to the FW config's. It just sucks.

    56. Re:Honest question by LinuxHam · · Score: 1

      On vacation since July 16th when the fix first appeared?!?! You must be European. .nl? Yup. Well, close enough.

      --
      Intelligent Life on Earth
    57. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You have an output port on your behind.


      Unless you're bidirectional!

    58. Re:Honest question by Politburo · · Score: 1

      What recourse does a person running an older version of windows have if their "obsolete" operating system becomes completely unusable due to prominent exploits?

      Well, mostly none, but I don't think it's that different in *nix either. When new versions get released, very frequently, the old versions are put away. True, with OSS you could read exactly what was changed and try to go back and change it in your old version of the source code, but this would be very dangerous.

      Also, obsolete should not be in quotes. Operating systems built on Windows 3.1 and 95 are obsolete. No one should be using them in a serious environment. The only situation you would use those systems is on an older machine whose hardware is not up to par for 2000 or XP. This should only happen in a hand-me-down non-serious application, or in the off chance that your software does not run on the new version, in which case it's time to find (or write) new software.

    59. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it's common knowledge to me that the patch doesn't work. It seems to break a lot of MS systems NT 4.0, 2K, XP, 2003. I know it broke mine so I had to remove the patch. This is really stupid. I do have the ports firewalled but if it was up to MS we'd all be infected. This is "rigoddamndiculous". Also, as you might already know Windows Update is causing false positives for patched MS systems. I have talked to some other people in big MS shops who think maybe it was helped by someone inside MS.

    60. Re:Honest question by gregmac · · Score: 1
      never connect to the Internet without a firewall in place

      firewalls are like condoms for the internet

      --
      Speak before you think
    61. Re:Honest question by Saltine · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the worm can (or can easily be altered to) just be transmitted via email or downloaded from a web page, and use local RPC to escalate the worm's privileges and install tftp, etc, etc. The vulnerability isn't something you can be protected from simply by blocking port 135. You need the Microsoft patch.

      Also, unfortunately, port 135 isn't useless. RPC is a very useful inter-process communication mechanism. In a domain or other client/server environment, it can be practically essential to keep it open to some degree. Firewalling it off completely would cripple many organizations, but anything less than that is easily defeated by a goofball with a laptop (e.g., goofball takes laptop home, laptop gets infected, goofball comes back to work, laptop reconnects behind firewall, laptop infects work network.) Again, the only good solution here is to install the patch.

      Well, the other good solution is to abandon Windows entirely. But the point is: port blocking is not a solution to this problem. At best it is a temporary measure you can use to try to weather the early part of the storm while battening down for the full force of it.

      IMHO, of course.

    62. Re:Honest question by carbona · · Score: 1

      Umm, because most of the people posting seem to be playing a support role for some entity or somebody. Being out of work, I was doing it for a family member over the phone.

      This doesn't excuse home users anyhow. As far as I can tell, most OEM Windows XP installs (my cousin has an HP) come with "Windows Update" auto notifications set up out of the box. He kept seeing that little icon flash telling him that new updates were ready to install but ignored it.

      **Warning: shameless self-promotion follows**

      BTW, if anyone needs a reliable, relatively-competent Windows and Linux admin/support tech monkey for contract or full-time work in the LA area, please check my resume.

    63. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you need to do (anonymously, i.e. not from work) is send him (CC his boss) a calm and only mildly profane letter asking him to do his friggin job!

    64. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget about the organizations that I work in that hasn't had a sys admin in 8 months and the CEO doesn't believe we need to replace him yet.

      Why haven't these systems been patched, basically same as insomnic. I'm a student who reports (and I stress reports, because I get my ass chewed whenever I try to take initiative to make my job easier) to a part time sys admin (maybe spends 10 to 15 hours a week on a busy week on sys admin work and then goes to do his other stuff).

      Long story short, sometimes its because management allows a piss poor IT setup and nothing is managed well at all.

    65. Re:Honest question by carbona · · Score: 1

      Or laid-off.

      Seriously, though, how many people here work for places that have let go support and admin staff in the last 2 years?

      What I find most disturbing, especially since I've been looking for a full-time job for more than a year, is that oftentimes these places hire people a lot less qualified than the people who were there before for salary reasons.

      Then they wonder how a mess like this inflitrates their place of business to begin with.

      **Warning: shameless self-promotion follows**

      BTW, if anyone needs a reliable, relatively-competent Windows and Linux admin/support tech monkey for contract or full-time work in the LA area, please check my resume.

    66. Re:Honest question by devnull17 · · Score: 1

      You have an output port on your behind.

      Do yoga.

      Alternately, be reincarnated as Darl McBride.

    67. Re:Honest question by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      You have to look at yourself in the mirror every morning. They don't.

      You have two choices. You can call it quits, and get a new job doing something more palatable.

      Or, you can continue to undermine their slimy ethics - until they fire you.

      Either way, the world is a better place for having known you...

      --

      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    68. Re:Honest question by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Automatic update can be a month behind. I don't trust it.

    69. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      most people expect a computer to just work


      Computers do just work.. (most of the time anyway).. or once they work they stay working..

      The problem is the software running the computers 99% of the time. And 80% of that 99% of the time the fault can be linked to Microsoft.. (granted the software is widely used and granged its an Operating System so a lot depends on it), but if its so widely used and its sooo important, why not FIX IT?

      Microsoft :@
    70. Re:Honest question by dgoodman · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, most people expect a computer to just work.


      Why is this unfortunate? Why is it too much to expect a computer to just work? People have been told over and over again that they do, and so it should come as no surprise when people treat them as if they do just work (i.e., not patching them).

      As an HCI guy with something like 12 years of professional programming experience (i.e., I know better), I am constantly appaled not by most end users reactions, which are rational and reasonably, but to the reactions of computer people who can't understand "stupid users" who "don't get it." Nay, it is us, the fucking engineers who struggle like Moses with exceedingly complex systems who try to impart some notion of at least determinism if not simplicity to these untamable beasts we call computers who have failed. Computers should be easy to use, they should "just work", but in fact not only do they not, but they are doomed to continue to not, if systems theory has any say in the matter. This is excruciatingly painful.

      So, this leaves two options:
      either
      a) deal with people who expect computers to "just work" instead of complaining about them and bitching about how stupid they are or
      b) removing the computer as a tool from the "unwashed masses", who have reasonable but impossible expectations of how computers should work.
      Neither of these are really tenable, and I've resigned myself to this fact, more or less. Instead, I try to promote what sort of usablility can be imparted onto the infernal machines, and flame people like you who cannot seem to see things from somone else's point of view.
    71. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't think Steve Gibson is right as I have successfully closed port 135 for years on both NT 4.0 and W2K with no firewall via "dcomcnfg" and checked via "netstat -na".
      Of course, I don't use any Micro-shaft garbage like Outlook or useless and dangerous OS services that may open port 135 (or any other Micro-shaft ports). Of course, leaving this security hole open by default is just another example of the total incompetence of Mickeysoft.

      Anyway, I just noticed that the COX network has just blocked port 135.

    72. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is that hard. All printing on Windows
      XP relies on RPC.

    73. Re:Honest question by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      Okay, I wasn't aware that this worm didn't use port 80. My bad. What's bad is, our desktops are being slammed. That's where this thing get's ugly. Someone logs on at home, brings it in toan Enterprise and voila! JAV

    74. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corruption of 3ds max(R) and Autodesk(R) VIZ Files this patch caused problems with max files. just clicking on them would cause explorer to crash.

    75. Re:Honest question by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      It may not take a couple of hours a week to download and run the patches, but certianly takes a couple of days to re-install the OS if a patch doesn't play well with something. Maybe it doesn't happen very often in the real world, but once it happens to you personaly, it makes one very edgy about running any patch or SP unless it's absolutly critcal, and it's affecting you.

    76. Re:Honest question by zedmelon · · Score: 1

      Well said, Lodragandraoidh.

      Also, Mister Anonymous, there's always the small chance--albeit =>1% chance--that for some reason there's a guy with a slight clue at the top, and you're to be commended for averting tragedy.

      /me disappears under a hail of empty beer cans and pizza boxes...

      --
      Mom says my .sig can beat up your .sig.
    77. Re:Honest question by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      Because we don't work for Microsoft? What other product demands we set aside time every week to investigate its latest flaws and provide repairs? Lemon laws were passed for just such things.

    78. Re:Honest question by rthille · · Score: 1

      I've got one windows box, it's my company's work laptop (I work remote out of my home). I thought I was safe since I've got a NetBSD firewall and block pretty much everything coming in. but I also run a VPN to get into our work's Intranet. That's how I caught it...

      --
      Awesome furniture, accessories and cabinetry in Santa Rosa, CA: http://humanity-home.com/
    79. Re:Honest question by sybarite · · Score: 1

      The specific scenario is that it is a farm of Citrix servers where each server may have 50 simultaneous users and 20 different apps are running. Examples of things that go wrong (not necessarily for this patch but real examples) are logon time mysteriously increasing to over 5 minutes, print spooler crashing, applications ending silently after launch. Sometimes a Microsoft patch then requires a hotfix or two from Citrix. My point is that we can't keep up with the patch load. Each has to be tested and validated in our environment. Life would obviously be better if there were better QA from Microsoft.

    80. Re:Honest question by sybarite · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I checked further based on your post. I did read on MS somewhere that it required SP3. I later did find the following and will begin testing immediately: Is the patch supported on Windows 2000 Service Pack 2? This security patch will install on Windows 2000 Service Pack 2. However, Microsoft no longer supports this version, according to the Microsoft Support Lifecycle policy found at http://support.microsoft.com/lifecycle. In addition, this security patch has only received minimal testing on Windows 2000 Service Pack 2. Customers are strongly advised to upgrade to a supported service pack as soon as possible. Microsoft Product Support Services will support customers who have installed this patch on Windows 2000 Service Pack 2 if a problem results from installation of the patch.

    81. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say it again: No matter what OS you're running, there is bound to be holes in it, and if you keep them open to everyone who wants to knock on your address, then it's your own damn fault.

      How right you are! All you got'a do is close them nasty open ports. I find its best to unplug that cat 5 thingy from the back and put a piece of electrical tape over the open port. Duh!

    82. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you close 135 with dcomcnfg ? I looked and it didn't seem intuitive..same with 445 and why's it listening ?

      Closing either of those break NAVLU/AU?

    83. Re:Honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F4ckn' brilliant...a $5,000 webserver can be protected by a $50 Linksys because the stupid company could not program an OS....And you call the user dumb?

    84. Re:Honest question by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      My point is that we can't keep up with the patch load. Each has to be tested and validated in our environment. Life would obviously be better if there were better QA from Microsoft.

      OK, that's a fair answer. So are you even affected by this then? Surely your Citrix farm wouldn't be on the wide open Internet right? Last time I checked, Citrix only needed a couple of ports open through a firewall to operate even if you did have to allow external access to it from offsite.

    85. Re:Honest question by sybarite · · Score: 1

      Citrix farm isn't open. My concern is laptop users getting it from home and then bringing it to the internal network. We were able to patch laptops this AM. So far, so good (knock on wood).

    86. Re:Honest question by catsidhe · · Score: 1

      I work in a university Computer Science department, spread over three levels of a medium sized building, with academics, students and admin staff all doing strange/horrible/terrifying things to their PCs which we few Tech Services people couldn't conceivably control.

      Restrict user access, you say? Why yes! Why didn't we think of telling a senior Professor of Computer Science that he is not considered competant to install IQC on his own PC?
      Why didn't we think of becoming an expert in all software packages which any research postgrad might need to do their PhD?

      Now we're stuck running around fighting fires, and asking people why they still haven't installed Win2K SP1!

      +5 Insightful my eye.

      --
      "This is a Hollywood movie: when it comes to the Laws of Physics, they're lucky if they get Gravity!" --- my wife
    87. Re:Honest question by catsidhe · · Score: 1

      The exploit is a buffer overflow. It has existed forever, and has been the subject of textbook warnings since the RTM Great Worm. Writing any software that accepts unvetted data without checking for overflow is utterly unacceptable.

      This should not be a patch; this should have been picked up by an automated lint program at the first code review.

      --
      "This is a Hollywood movie: when it comes to the Laws of Physics, they're lucky if they get Gravity!" --- my wife
  8. Nasty little bugger by snack · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've been helping my friends get this NASTYNESS off of their machines too.

    Something else you might want to try is booting into safe mode (F8 right when Windows splashscreen pops). Deleting the registry entries, and the virus runprogram (msblast.exe). Also please... PLEASE patch your computer.

    When you're done, run some AV on your system. Some ppl had a 2nd virus sneaking around that they didnt even know about (Spybot.worm).

    -Tim

    1. Re:Nasty little bugger by ChiChiCuervo · · Score: 2, Informative

      I discovered spybot on a friends computer last saturday. It appears to be a "prequel" to our friend slammer here. My guess is that spybot created a number of staging hosts in order to quickly propagate slammer yesterday afternoon.

      However, there are alot of nasty little payloads that spybot brings in. I'd recommend googling for msconfig35.exe for removal instructions for the spybot payload.

    2. Re:Nasty little bugger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it will still shutdown, even in safe mode
      best bet is to just pull up a command prompt and type shutdown -a which will stop it from shutting down.

    3. Re:Nasty little bugger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't usually respond to spelling errors because we all make them once in a while but in this instance you shouted the misspelled word in CAPS and it is difficult to ignore.

      To add a suffix to nasty you should use the same convention that would apply to most words ending in 'y'. IE convert the y to an i then add the suffix.

      Eg

      nasties (n pl)
      nastier (adj)
      nastiest (adj)
      nastily (adv)

    4. Re:Nasty little bugger by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1
      I've been helping my friends get this NASTYNESS off of their machines too.

      what windows, good move :-)

      --
      in my life God comes first.... but Linux is pretty high after that :-D
      Francis Smit
  9. Software firewall help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have hardware/external firewalls at work and home, and I haven't seen it. Is this just more unpatched/unprotected idiocy, or does it get around software firewalls too?

  10. Cancelling this problem by UnassumingLocalGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes, you can cancel this. Start up a console session (oh wait, this is Windows, it's called a command prompt) and type in:

    C:\WINDOWS>shutdown -a now

    Granted, this does leave your system in an unstable state, but if you have something urgent you absolutely need to get done, this gives you a few minutes to do it before you reboot.

    --
    "Hu, ho, ho-ah-oh-oh-oh. Hu, ho ho-ah-oh-oh-oh. Mario Paint! Whoaaa!"
    1. Re:Cancelling this problem by rkz · · Score: 2, Informative

      you don't need the "now" this is not unix.

    2. Re:Cancelling this problem by axxackall · · Score: 1
      type in:

      C:\WINDOWS>shutdown -a now

      C:\WINDOWS> is a prompt, don't type it.

      --

      Less is more !
    3. Re:Cancelling this problem by UnassumingLocalGuy · · Score: 1

      er, um... whoops :)

      --
      "Hu, ho, ho-ah-oh-oh-oh. Hu, ho ho-ah-oh-oh-oh. Mario Paint! Whoaaa!"
    4. Re:Cancelling this problem by Binkleyz · · Score: 1

      Shutdown.exe isn't part of the normal install of NT/XP/2K. You would need to have installed the Resource Kit for the OS you're using...

  11. A BBC link by azzy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Another article here

    1. Re:A BBC link by realnowhereman · · Score: 1
      Quoth the article:

      The vulnerability exists in the way that Windows shares files across networks. The carefully crafted code of the worm swamps a memory buffer which forces a machine to carry out instructions hidden in the tail of the file.

      Isn't that a lovely sanitised way of saying it? It's not "in the way that windows shares files" it is "in the way microsoft implemented the method for sharing files". And the evil worm apparently "swamps a memory buffer" instead of "attacks a badly implemented, remote facing, input buffer .... again"

      How can it be that these ports all need to be open? What services can possibly be needed that have to open four ports to the world? I was feeling all smug that I don't run Windows, but I started getting calls from Windows drones this morning asking me to come and fix their compromised computers. And this after mocking me for using Linux as well... tempted to tell them where to stick it.

      --
      Carpe Daemon
    2. Re:A BBC link by rokzy · · Score: 1

      "What services can possibly be needed that have to open four ports to the world?"

      spyware?

  12. Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this thing wouldn't keep crashing computers, it would be spreading like greased wildfire.

    1. Re:Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. Too bad the person who wrote the virus was a dumbass at heart. :) Had he properly tested it to not crash the stack he could've done much worse.

  13. It is not easy, one stop! by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 5, Informative
    The patch does not appear to work properly.

    Read more on SecurityFocus' mailing list.

    1. Re:It is not easy, one stop! by paranode · · Score: 1
      Happen to read one of the replies?

      "Check the versions of the files replaced by the MS03-026 patch... there were some reports (on NTBugtraq I believe) where applciation of the MS03-026 patch simultaneous with other things overwrote the patched files... http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=823980"

    2. Re:It is not easy, one stop! by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 1
      Happen to read one of the replies? Sure. I still stand behind my post. It's still not an easy, one stop. My advise is to use Microsoft Update (which you should do at least once a week) and then install the patch separately so that it does not get overwritten by the Update process.

      If you assumed that I was bashing Microsoft, you assumed wrong. They've done all right. The stupid people who are too lazy to patch up their systems themselves and too paranoid not to use the perfectly good automatic update system are the ones to blame.

    3. Re:It is not easy, one stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you posting by telegram?

    4. Re:It is not easy, one stop! by markh1967 · · Score: 1

      I bet the patched files are being overwritten after a network configuration change. This used to be a problem with WinNT and its service packs; if the networking was changed after the service pack was installed it reloaded the files from the original cache and odd things would happen until the service pack was applied again. I thought MS had got this versioning problem sorted since Win2K, but it seems not.

      --
      Input error. Replace user and press any key to continue.
    5. Re:It is not easy, one stop! by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 1
      I agree.

      Better to be sure and first update the system and then install the patch separately.

    6. Re:It is not easy, one stop! by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Rumour has it that the patch doesn't actually work due to various issues, but it *is* known that the patch only fixes the DCOM privledge escalation *NOT THE DAMNED RPC OVERFLOW*

      So win2k machines still have their RPC services crashed:

      http://www.kb.cert.org/vuls/id/326746

      Maybe Microsoft will get their shit together and fix the damned thing properly, or better yet, allow admins to disable the listener on a service that DOESN'T NEED TO LISTEN! grr...

  14. RPC? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Funny, a few days ago I had my XP system exhibit the same problem (after using windowsupdate)... but I checked the event log and it told me that 0x70/0x71 was accessed by the BIOS unexpectedly.

    After doing a bit of research I discovered that at some point, microsoft decided that ACPI needs to behave differently, and forced all BIOS's to be upgraded to work with XP. After getting a new version of my BIOS, the problem disappeared... but the symptoms were identical to what is described with this bug... Bad timing I guess... But if you have this problem, check the event log, it may be your now non-compliant BIOS, rather than an infection/attack.

    --

    ---
    Programming is like sex... Make one mistake and support it the rest of your life.
    1. Re:RPC? by KH · · Score: 1

      After doing a bit of research I discovered that at some point, microsoft decided that ACPI needs to behave differently, and forced all BIOS's to be upgraded to work with XP.


      Could you give us a reference?

      It's a bit long story, but ... I'm not a regular Windows person, but I've got a brand-new thinkpad at home to take care of. That was last Friday. On Saturday, it began to show the symptom. After reading /. yesterday, I looked for msblast.exe with no avail.

      I was wondering if the worm had an ability to hide deep...

      I think it's silly that a brand-new machine comes with un-patched OS. How would a new user know the macine (s)he just turned on is vulnerable?
    2. Re:RPC? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

      Here's more info BIOS AML .

      I still don't understand what the heck the reason is for doing this, but perhaps microsoft has some real reason (other than increased system stability, which ironically wasn't an issue for me until they changed it).

      --

      ---
      Programming is like sex... Make one mistake and support it the rest of your life.
  15. Same here by JMUChrisF · · Score: 0

    Our office got closed yesterday cause of it. We got hit pretty badly.

    1. Re:Same here by $0+31337 · · Score: 1

      Our office got closed yesterday cause of it. We got hit pretty badly.

      Are you serious? Your office is so dependent on windows XP/2000 machines that when struck by a virus you got SENT HOME?? Jesus Christ, I wish my company was that incompetent. Last time I was sent home from work was when we had just received two feet of snow and power was knocked out for over 2 hours (it was actually out for 12 but the boss let us go after 2).

  16. In addition... by OrthodonticJake · · Score: 4, Informative

    My friends and I discovered that turning on your windows firewall (Windows XP) also stops the shutdowns. (Wish I had known that BEFORE I formatted my computer) Unfortunately, I told my parents about this 'epidemic' of computer error (I heard about it from my cousin in Kansas before it happened to me, and then some friends here got it at the same time), and I'm sure that now whenever something is wrong with the computer my parents will get a big serious face and say "You know, it's probably an epidemic".

    --
    I regularly report MSN spam to the Hotmail admins.
    1. Re:In addition... by iworm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup! I know it is fun to bash MS (and generally easy) but XP has a quite decent firewall built-in, if only people would turn the damn thing on!!

      I think that it would be sensible to have it enabled by default, but obviously Microsoft think otherwise. And yer-average punter won't even know what it is, let alone enable it. Shame, 'cos it works OK.

    2. Re:In addition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I think that it would be sensible to have it enabled by default
      Ah, but that would be an illegal evil anti-competitive measure to ensure Microsoft world dominance over third-party firewall-making companies, and would be rightly flamed to oblivion on Slashdot. Leaving it off by default is, of course, a stupid evil security hole in Windows that is rightly flamed to oblivion on Slashdot.
    3. Re:In addition... by deinol · · Score: 1

      If you run the internet connection wizard, it often does turn on the firewall by default. Many people turn it off again, since it blocks the ability to share files on a home network.

      Thankfully for me, I have a linux box act as my router/firewall.

      Also, for those that can't keep a machine online long enough to patch it: Download the patch and burn it to CD on a protected system. Remove infected system from the network. Install patch. Plug back into network.

      --
      Got Apathy?
    4. Re:In addition... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      People turn the firewall off because it interferes with lots of things--file sharing, gaming, IM'ing and etc.

      --
      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
    5. Re:In addition... by iworm · · Score: 1

      ... and viruses.

      You're right, but I have little sympathy for them - it's not the world's greatest firewall, but it does have a modest degree of configurability. You can add and delete services. And anyway, even if it's not good enough (and I don't believe that for that vast majority) there are perfectly good free (as in no money) alternatives.

      If someone turns it off, well bloody good luck to them - bit like the driver who refuses to wear his seatbelt since it "gets in the way". Well, when he launches himself through the windscreen at high speed, should I _really_ feel that sorry?!!!

    6. Re:In addition... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      The seatbelt analogy is good, but flawed, because seatbelts don't actually interfere with your driving (as the firewall interferes with surfing)

      easily configurable or not, the only way you'll get Joe Luser to use a firewall is if a) it comes installed and doesnt screw things up b) he actually educates himself about his computer and how it works on the internet. Since B will never happen...

      --
      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
  17. Re:Fscking Windows. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Please. I still remember when my system got hosed by a sendmail hole.

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
  18. also by BigBir3d · · Score: 5, Informative

    Internet Storm Center

    Microsoft Bulletin

    Note this is marked "Critical" now...

    1. Re:also by travdaddy · · Score: 1

      Funny, looks like the virus writers have a message for "Billy": (from the link in the parent post)

      Strings of interest:

      msblast.exe
      I just want to say LOVE YOU SAN!!
      billy gates why do you make this possible ? Stop making money and fix your software!!
      windowsupdate.com
      start %s
      tftp -i %s GET %s
      %d.%d.%d.%d
      %i.%i.%i.%i
      BILLY
      windows auto update
      SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run

      --
      Adidas To Bring Back Sneakernet
    2. Re:also by Merk · · Score: 1

      While on the subject of links, are there any sites we can visit that will show the worm spreading? Like, how network traffic is getting slower and slower in various regions, routers are becoming unresponsive, that sort of thing. I found something showing that Asia is a little slow, but I would guess there are better sites out there somewhere.

    3. Re:also by saskwach · · Score: 1
      Not Affected Software:
      • Microsoft Windows Millennium Edition

      That's the only one? Didn't they make 98, 98SE, 95, and 3.x? They're not vulnerable either. This is probably the only thing in Windows ME that isn't a bug :oP

    4. Re:also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are no longer actively supported... IIRC.

  19. A sure fire method to solve this RPC exploit by Dental+Plan · · Score: 0, Funny

    not patching your Windows machine... that's a paddling!

    not using a firewall... that's a paddling!

    not using Linux as you should be... you better believe that's a paddling!

    1. Re:A sure fire method to solve this RPC exploit by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      I paddle my wife, but she still insists on using Windoze.

      Next time, I guess I will just let her PC sit there until she figures out how to fix it herself.

      --

      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    2. Re:A sure fire method to solve this RPC exploit by caluml · · Score: 3, Funny
      I paddle my wife, but she still insists on using Windoze.

      Threaten to not paddle her - that might make her change.
      (She might be darker than you think!)

    3. Re:A sure fire method to solve this RPC exploit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I paddle my wife, but she still insists on using Windoze.

      Maybe if you promised to paddle her no matter what OS she uses she'd be more ... flexible?

    4. Re:A sure fire method to solve this RPC exploit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL...ROTFL ...Windows still getting stuffed over? Geee who would have ever thought? ;-p
      I truly can't believe a company as big and with a market share so huge as M$ can provide such a crap OS to the majority of computer users.
      Use Linux or OSX, Windows seems such a hassle and problem OS...

      I'll never use that crap again.

  20. Risky business by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I had to patch several computers at work, and I noticed that the patch installer software says something at the beginning like,
    "Back up all your harddrives, we are not responsible if this program breaks your entire computer. Do you Accept?"

    Well in the middle of a virus scare, nobody has time to back up every machine in the office. So that really doesn't make me feel comfortable. So far, so good though. No broken computers as of yet.

    But another scary thought that crossed my mind while installing the patch... What if those smooth criminals had gotten into the microsoft servers and put a virus into that patch installer? That would be a killer!

    If you need to use Windows, you might as well use win98.

    --

    Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
    1. Re:Risky business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If you need to use Windows, you might as well use win98.

      win98 is vulnerable to DCOM attack. Not sure about this particular one... The reason win98 did not show up on the MS bulletin is that it is no longer supported. Same with NT workstation.

    2. Re:Risky business by DrRiffic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      there is no RPC in win9x

      win9x is not affected by this vuln

      read -> comprehend -> post

    3. Re:Risky business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is no RPC in win9x
      win9x is not affected by this vuln
      read -> comprehend -> post


      If you need to use Windows, you might as well use win98.

      Read between the lines -> comprehend -> post

    4. Re:Risky business by GutBomb · · Score: 1

      except nt workstation DID show up in microsoft's bulletin. also the last in the line of win9x versions, Windows ME was listed as unaffected.

    5. Re:Risky business by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Um, if you read -> comprehend -> post, then you would have assumed that he was SUGGESTING that you use win98 due to the fact that it is NOT vulnerable.

      Of course then you have to deal with the fact that win98 is so unstable that it doesn't need a worm to crash - it does it all by itself.

  21. Re:Make your bets... by colinleroy · · Score: 1

    Will internet come to a grinding halt or not?
    Why would it ? Mostly clients, not servers, will be hit.

    --
    blah
  22. Quick manual removal on XP by Information+Minister · · Score: 0
    Had some PC's in the office constantly shutting down. To remove:

    * Go into Task Mgr -> Processes and Kill msblast.exe processes.
    * Remove "Windows Auto Update" item in HKLM\..\Run folder in the Registry.
    * >attrib -r \windows\system32\msblast.exe
    * >del \windows\system32\msblast.exe

    That should be it. Remember to patch your Windows.

  23. McAfee has a removal tool by modme2 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    McAfee has a removal tool that works well detects 28 other trojans/worms/virii too, if i remembered the name i'd let you know ;)

    1. Re:McAfee has a removal tool by sgtzim · · Score: 1

      It is called Stinger. http://vil.nai.com/vil/stinger

    2. Re:McAfee has a removal tool by pcmills · · Score: 1
      --
      Ask Slashdot - google for stupid people.
  24. Nice touch. by bbum · · Score: 3, Informative

    From Symantec's analysis:

    If the current month is after August, or if the current date is after the 15th, the worm will perform a DoS on "windowsupdate.com."

    With the current logic, the worm will activate the DoS attack on the 16th of this month, and continue until the end of the year.


    Maybe this will motivate Microsoft to actually deal with the gaping festering security holes in their OS? How many systems do you think will still be infected after the 15th?

    Nahh....

    1. Re:Nice touch. by bbum · · Score: 0, Redundant

      That title was intended to be sarcasm, by the way.

    2. Re:Nice touch. by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Especially if M$ "forgot" to path windows update servers...

      --
      how long until /. fixes commenting on Chrome?
    3. Re:Nice touch. by rylin · · Score: 1

      Is that "windowsupdate.com" as in "windowsupdate.com" or as in "207.46.134.30"?

    4. Re:Nice touch. by The+Ayatrollah · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This makes me think that some Lunix guy is behind this worm. Seriously, listen to what you're all saying: "Maybe now people will switch." "This could never happen on Linux." It's so obvious.

      --
      The Ayatrollah of Rock and Rollah
    5. Re:Nice touch. by Koatdus · · Score: 1

      I was already patched but just for the fun of it I opened up ie and went to the windows update site to see if there was anything new.

      http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com

      It took about a minute for the page to appear.

      --
      Every wrong attempt discarded is a step forward - T. Edison
    6. Re:Nice touch. by kevlar · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that nobody has come up with an "anti-virus" of sorts. It would utilize the same security hole to download and patch the vulnerability, then periodically scan other machines for the same hole and repeat.

      Could/Would this be illegal and/or dangerous?

    7. Re:Nice touch. by Allison+Geode · · Score: 1

      funny, its only the 12th, and windowsupdate already seems to be DoS'd. probably because all the media telling people to update, of course.

    8. Re:Nice touch. by Hawkxor · · Score: 1

      Actually, I read that the worm was started by hackers in China, but that hackers elsewhere refined it, and made it more widespread. American hackers probably added the anti windows things (hence the "why do you let us do this" line). Of course they would be anti M$.

    9. Re:Nice touch. by fizbin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Could/Would this be illegal and/or dangerous?

      In the form you described, yes.

      It is a significantly more gray area if you were to listen for attempts on your machine and, after receiving an active probe (not just a SYN packet, because single SYNs are very fakeable), hit the attacking machine with something that used this vulnerability to wipe out the virus.

      If you want to stretch things, it might even be acceptable to then download and install the microsoft security patch (although that's pushing things a bit). Maybe. Much more acceptable would be to replace the worm with something that looked sufficiently like the worm to prevent re-infection, but did nothing.

      However, creating and releasing a "beneficial virus" is just flat out illegal and dangerous. Have you ever written code that worked exactly as it was supposed to, on systems you've never seen? Have you ever gotten a piece of code bug-free before the first large test? Have you ever created a binary that someone could look at and easily verify behaved exactly as advertised?

      The idea is that so long as you are disarming a machine that has directly attacked one of your machines, you are on defensible moral (IANAL, so I won't talk about legal) ground. However, forcing an update on a third party, or even doing more than the minimum necessary to disarm the machine attacking you, places you in the same category as the original virus writer - you cannot know all the effects of your actions, therefore doing more than the absolute minimum necessary is irresponsible.
    10. Re:Nice touch. by kevlar · · Score: 1

      I've never, to this date, had an issue with Hello World.

    11. Re:Nice touch. by dBLiSS · · Score: 1, Informative

      Maybe this will motivate Microsoft to actually deal with the gaping festering security holes in their OS? How many systems do you think will still be infected after the 15th?

      Nahh....


      They did deal with this, almost a month ago. But there isn't much they can do if users don't apply the patch.

      --

      The Good Life
    12. Re:Nice touch. by Jerf · · Score: 1

      I've never, to this date, had an issue with Hello World.

      Perhaps, but I've seen a "Hello X" that had a buffer overflow, copying the first command line argument into a fixed-size buffer before printing. (The student was fuzzy on the fact that they could have directly passed the command line argument to printf... though even then you need to check that it exists!)

      Anything above Hello World in C is potentially dangerous.

    13. Re:Nice touch. by saskwach · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I have mostly been seeing reactions to this of the "what a mess" variety. Maybe you have your filter set to -1: raw and uncut, but there isn't much linux zealotry being modded up past 3.

      But why would lunix people have done this? I don't think the NT kernel runs on the C64.

      As far as "this could never happen on linux", of course it could. If the majority of the clueless users out there were using linux, they'd be just as unlikely to patch as the masses of windows sheep are...unless someone set up a cron job to apt-get dist-upgrade for them. (yes, gratuitous blamefait, but it is that great)

    14. Re:Nice touch. by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      True dat.

      One of our users just walked into the IT deperatment, complaining that we should have sent out a notice to everyone to upgrade their Windows XP boxes last night, and why weren't we on the ball with this, why isn't it automated, why didn't we sweep the machines for security issues, blah blah blah.

      The answer, of course, is: "Every Wednesday a little icon appears by your clock and says 'New Updates to Windows are Available. Click here to download and install.' Did you click it?"

      We get a lot of blank looks, here in IT.
      GMFTatsujin

    15. Re:Nice touch. by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      Ummmm, windows update is windowsupdate.microsoft.com, so why should microsoft give a rat's ass?

    16. Re:Nice touch. by LookSharp · · Score: 1

      Look, A "Critical Update" alert and patch went out from MS on July 16th.

      The exploit, and the patch, were the front page of cnn.com and covered extensively on TV on 7/31.

      It's almost a month later; what more can you ask of them?
      Wait... don't answer that. :)

    17. Re:Nice touch. by fizbin · · Score: 1
      I've never, to this date, had an issue with Hello World.

      You link it statically, right? Because there have occasionally been buffer overflow issues in ld.so...

      Even avoiding ld.so overflows, there's still the libc5 to libc6 transition, and a hello world compiled under libc5 just won't run on a modern (libc5 compatibility removed) linux box.

      As for static binaries becoming obsolete, I suppose we'll have to wait for a kernel that has dropped a.out support. That will probably happen at some point.
    18. Re:Nice touch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The exploit, and the patch, were the front page of cnn.com and covered extensively on TV on 7/31.

      It's almost a month later; what more can you ask of them?


      c:\>date
      The current date is: Tue 8/12/2003

      12 days != almost a month

    19. Re:Nice touch. by LookSharp · · Score: 1

      Please re-read my parent. Microsoft posted critical update notification on 7/16. Today is 8/12.

      Almost a month.

    20. Re:Nice touch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 1: Read Thread
      Step 2: Think
      Step 3: Respond

      The Hello World comment has nothing to do with a buffer overflow or even the stability of the code. Merely that compiling it on multiple systems produces the exact same output.

  25. A little something they left out... by EvilNight · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you want to stop the timer from fscking with you, simply set your clock back a few hours right after the timer appears. Any time you subtract from the clock is added to the timer. This will give you time to install the patches. We got lucky, this one is mostly harmless. This vulnerability was patched on March 26th, btw.

    --
    Hell is being intelligent in a world full of idiots.
    1. Re:A little something they left out... by BrainInAJar · · Score: 4, Informative

      Turn off the timer.

      Right click on my computer, go to manage, in the services & apps tab, go to services, right click Remote Procedure Call (RPC), properties. In the recovery tab, change all the things that say "restart the computer" to "take no action"

    2. Re:A little something they left out... by EvilNight · · Score: 1

      Actually I like the "shutdown /a" option someone posted earlier. Short and sweet. But that's handy too for preventing this sort of thing in the future.

      --
      Hell is being intelligent in a world full of idiots.
    3. Re:A little something they left out... by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Or as been mentioned earlier, enable the darn firewall for XP.

      --
      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
    4. Re:A little something they left out... by pavera · · Score: 1

      Wrong,
      it was patched on July 17th

    5. Re:A little something they left out... by EvilNight · · Score: 1

      No, March 26th. Read the MS bulletin.

      "V1.0 (March 26, 2003): Bulletin Created."

      Or the patch date.

      "Release Date: March 25, 2003"

      So I was off by a day. pffft. :P

      --
      Hell is being intelligent in a world full of idiots.
    6. Re:A little something they left out... by EvilNight · · Score: 1

      Actually, you were right. We're talking about different patches for some reason. Now isn't this interesting...

      The link to the MS patch in the original article is to the wrong patch. I was rather surprised by that as I'd simply followed the patch link from Symantec's page to get there. So I decided to check out Symantec's page again and now theirs is also pointing to the right article. /boggle

      Discovered on: August 11, 2003
      Last Updated on: August 12, 2003 07:03:31 AM

      Looks like someone caught it and edited it at about the same time I read it this morning. This is what I get for skipping coffee this morning when I get into work. An extra five minutes making a pot would probably have done it. /sigh

      --
      Hell is being intelligent in a world full of idiots.
    7. Re:A little something they left out... by Ryan+O'Rourke · · Score: 1
      We got lucky, this one is mostly harmless.

      I don't consider a buffer overflow that allows for execution of arbitrary code to be "mostly harmless".

    8. Re:A little something they left out... by EvilNight · · Score: 1

      I was talking about the worm, not the exploit. Think mostly harmless compared to seeing a NO ROM BASIC prompt on every machine in your company datacenter. This worm basically causes a big fuss and takes a jab at MS, but doesn't do anything destructive to your system. The DDoS isn't that big of a deal, it's more like a red herring thrown in there to make it look serious... I mean it's not like you can use the computer while it's infected since it shuts down after you log in. Serious DDoS attackers don't arbitrarily shut down their attacking boxes after 60 seconds.

      The exploit is certainly anything but harmless. Of course, now that this mostly harmless virus has brought attention to the issue, the vulnerability will be much more closed than it would otherwise have been. In an odd sort of way, you could say this virus writer was doing us all a favor.

      I'm sure one of these days someone will take the time to write a real worm... the kind that leaves entire datacenters smoking in its wake. So far I've never seen that happen, but it certainly could. A couple billion in damages due to a MS security hole... that'll get you some press coverage, none of it good. I really hope MS is taking these security problems seriously and not just pretending to because they've been forced into a corner.

      --
      Hell is being intelligent in a world full of idiots.
  26. Slight change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Can anyone be so kind to take this worm (since I already patched my system) and change windowsupdate.com to something more interesting like

    sco.com
    riaa.org

    Thank you

    1. Re: Slight change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately the virus writers didn't see it fit to opensource their code, it's only distributed in binary format. Damn proprietary licenses.

  27. Windows Update slashdotted? by chiph · · Score: 2, Informative

    Having trouble getting out to Windows Update. Looks like a lot of people are taking this one seriously.

    Chip H.

    1. Re:Windows Update slashdotted? by javatips · · Score: 4, Funny

      or maybe the machine reboots every 60s

    2. Re:Windows Update slashdotted? by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they just forgot to patch those boxes...

    3. Re:Windows Update slashdotted? by SoVeryWrong · · Score: 1

      MBlast synfloods Windows Update once it has been installed. So if you're want to get your patch from there, do it soon.

    4. Re:Windows Update slashdotted? by cybercuzco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually symmantec says that the virus will also ddos the windows update server if its august OR after the 15th of the month. So since its august, its probably much more intense than a usual slashdotting considering the amount of people with this virus

      --

    5. Re:Windows Update slashdotted? by Nirgal+the+druid · · Score: 1
      MBlast synfloods Windows Update once it has been installed. So if you're want to get your patch from there, do it soon.

      Cert says the SYN attack is not active, yet:

      Lab testing has confirmed that the worm includes the ability to launch a TCP SYN flood denial-of-service attack against windowsupdate.com. We are investigating the conditions under which this attack might manifest itself.

      However, this could become really nasty for windows users...

    6. Re:Windows Update slashdotted? by Animus+Howard · · Score: 1

      Um... microsoft.com has been slashdotted? Unlikely.

      Sorry, but I'm betting that CNN's hourly stories about this are sending a lot more people to Microsoft than a story on SlashDot ever could. Anyway, this is the board where most people are too cool to uses Window, remember?

      Unless, that is, you were using the term slashdotted in the strictly generic sense, in which case a moderator will probably delete your post in order to protect the SlashDot trademark from infringement. Can't have SlashDot join the ranks of Kleenex and Ping-pong...

      GD&R

  28. its going to be a slow day on the net today.... by dallask · · Score: 1

    This is just the thing that the hackers were waiting for, an open door into millions of computer systems. People havent patched because they either dont know about it, or dont know how.

    Maybe the next worm should drain their paypal, epay, egold, and bank accounts into an account in the Caymans... format their hard drive just for good mesure and force people to open their eyes.

    --
    The Code Ninja is swift with his tool, precise in his delivery, and deadly accurate in his execution.
    1. Re:its going to be a slow day on the net today.... by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      Maybe the next worm should drain their paypal, epay, egold, and bank accounts into an account in the Caymans... format their hard drive just for good mesure and force people to open their eyes.

      Not that the slackers don't deserve it.

      But remember the society we're living in.

      Congress only reacts to a crisis, and it will react in an knee-jerk fashion, imposing a half-assed solution to the problem where the side-effects of the cure will be almost as bad or worse than the original problem.

      I fully expect all of these widespread Windows vulnerabilities and exploits to lend weight to the argument for implementing TCPA.

      --
      "Provided by the management for your protection."
  29. Are we Linux users? by jmcnamera · · Score: 1

    Ok, this will get me modded as a troll for life...

    but I'm surprised by all the posters so far who have this problem.

    First, I thought we used Linux and BSD (or BSD and Linux).

    Second, I thought /.'ers all kept up on patches. :-)

    --
    this is not a sig
    1. Re:Are we Linux users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second, I thought ./'ers all kept up on patches. :-)

      It is /. not /.

    2. Re:Are we Linux users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you mean it is ./ not ./

  30. Coincidence by ctid · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    A few minutes ago (about 14:45 my time), I tried this:

    grep "DPT=13[5-9]" messages | grep -c "Aug 12"
    643

    Then I tried this:

    grep "DPT=13[5-9]" messages | grep -c "Aug 11"
    643


    So it took less than 15 hours to reach yesterday's 24-hour total. Doesn't look too good. I suspect that fixing this will prove to be way beyond the abilities of a huge proportion of home users of Windows. Anyone who says that "Linux isn't ready for your Grandma" or whatever, should be forced to do community service for a week fixing this crap.

    --
    Reality is defined by the maddest person in the room
    1. Re:Coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The moderation of the parent post as "flamebait" is beyond belief. The information on traffic is informative, the comments on fixing it is simply insightful, anyone who doesn't agree obviously hasn't been doing "community service" already, fixing up numerous people's machines because they can't fix it themselves.

    2. Re:Coincidence by henley · · Score: 1

      I notice you're marked FLAMEBAIT which is probably not fair.

      However, I'm not sure your testing methodology is correct. I just went back through some older logs on my box,using the same method as you, and I get variable but large numbers of hits on these ports going back as far as August 3rd (in which I got 260 hits on these ports). My record so far appears to be August 6th when I got 821 hits, which is still before the worm was released.

      So I'm not so sure you're actually measuring anything worthwhile with this. Sorry.

      --

      --
      I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
    3. Re:Coincidence by ctid · · Score: 1

      I compared the rate of attempted attack on August 12 with the rate of attempted attack on August 11. For completeness, I could have reported this:


      05th August 0
      06th August 208
      07th August 76
      08th August 122
      09th August 287
      10th August 281
      11th August 643
      12th August 738 (current figure)


      The reason I didn't report the figures for before August 11th was that I couldn't be sure how much time I had spent in Windows on those days. Yesterday and today I have used Linux exclusively, so I can expect the logs to be complete.

      --
      Reality is defined by the maddest person in the room
    4. Re:Coincidence by Politburo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anyone who says that "Linux isn't ready for your Grandma" or whatever, should be forced to do community service for a week fixing this crap.

      Fine with me, so long as you're ready to help my grandparents (and parents, and uncles, and..) install and setup Linux!

      If you're one of the people that uses Linux as an excuse to not help people with Windows, guess what, you *don't* want normal people moving to Linux! You will suddenly be the tech support go-to guy again. Except this time you'll have to explain how to setup IPTables. Good luck!

      This bug doesn't change the fact that Linux isn't ready for our grandparents.

    5. Re:Coincidence by ctid · · Score: 1
      Fine with me, so long as you're ready to help my grandparents (and parents, and uncles, and..) install and setup Linux!

      Why? Did your relatives install and setup Windows themselves?
      If you're one of the people that uses Linux as an excuse to not help people with Windows, guess what, you *don't* want normal people moving to Linux! You will suddenly be the tech support go-to guy again. Except this time you'll have to explain how to setup IPTables. Good luck!

      Nice straw man argument. But I do provide support for some Windows users. And I'd love to provide Linux support instead of Windows support to them! As for setting up IPTables, what the fuck are you talking about. I know what they are, but I've no idea how to set them up. I just told SuSE to switch on its firewall and block everything coming in.
      This bug doesn't change the fact that Linux isn't ready for our grandparents.

      I'm afraid that's a week of Community Service for you, buster! How can you possibly conclude that Windows is appropriate for your grandparents after this unbelievable shambles? Would they be able to fix this if you were on holiday?
      --
      Reality is defined by the maddest person in the room
  31. Echoes by saskwach · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why-oh-why can't people patch? Shouldn't broadband providers be sending emails to their clients with a link in them? You'd think every hotmail account would get a message saying "Plug that hole" from whoever it is that runs hotmail. Even the most clueless of windows users can click on a link and then click the "Yes" button. I can see my logs filling with failed attempts to bring down my machine already...

    1. Re:Echoes by Hawkxor · · Score: 1

      I tried the link to Microsoft's page about it from ZDnet...it didn't go Has Microsoft already been DOS'ed, or is it more likely just a slashdotting thing (ha ha slashdotting microsoft)

    2. Re:Echoes by neodymium · · Score: 1

      Most Windows users need someone to admin their computers. There even is a good chance that a normal Windows user doesnt know his admin password...

    3. Re:Echoes by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      You'd think every hotmail account would get a message saying "Plug that hole" from whoever it is that runs hotmail.

      From the bottom of the www.hotmail.com page:

      (C)2003 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

      There's your answer!

      --
      Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
    4. Re:Echoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe people pay no attention because they are constantly bombarded with messages to "upgrade your computer now" and honestly can't tell the shit from the shinola, and therefore do nothing.

    5. Re:Echoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes. Encouraging millions of users to click a link and then install something on their computer by spamming them all is definitely the way forward..

    6. Re:Echoes by fishbert42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      'You'd think every hotmail account would get a message saying "Plug that hole" from whoever it is that runs hotmail.'

      Actually, in my hotmail spam repository account I already do get tons of messages saying things like that. But, I don't think they're talking about computer security. =)

    7. Re:Echoes by pjt48108 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Why-oh-why can't people patch? Shouldn't broadband providers be sending emails to their clients with a link in them?"

      People don't patch because, quite simply (not that it is true by any means), Windows is supposed to be perfect already, needing no further work. "Where do you want to go today" (besides offline)?

      Also, I would hazard to guess that most broadband providers don't know the email addresses of their customers (would YOU give up your addy to Comcrap? Not ME, bub!). Broadband providers care not a bit about communicating with customers, unless it is to request payment for services rendered.

      "You'd think every hotmail account would get a message saying "Plug that hole" from whoever it is that runs hotmail. "

      Microsoft runs Hotmail. I have a Hotmail account, but I use an iMac, therefore it doesn't apply to me, so I would not want to get that message.

      Besides... It would be just another message in my/your 'other Hotmail folder,' meaning it would be ignored as just another spam mail.

      I agree with an earlier post, though. Everyone who says "Linux isn't ready for your grandma" should be forced to do community service cleaning this crap up. AND maybe doing weekly patches on all the Wintel machines in his/her neighborhood. AND maybe making sure certain ports are closed on those same PCs.

      I could go on (but I won't).

      --
      Mmmmmm... Bold, yet refreshing!
    8. Re:Echoes by repvik · · Score: 1

      Because you'll have to actively read security announcements to know what the fuck is up?

      This patch is new. New enough that it wasn't included when I installed a Win2K SP4 and updated everything from windowsupdate, this patch wasn't included. This was yesterday.

    9. Re:Echoes by scottp · · Score: 1

      No, the most common reply we get is my password is ***** along with I forgot.

    10. Re:Echoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... because I have windoze xp pro "devil own's" bootleg version and I can't patch it.

    11. Re:Echoes by g0hare · · Score: 1

      Well, sometimes the patches don't work right, especially if you have custom apps.

      --
      Vote Quimby!
    12. Re:Echoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? Informative? How come all of the "You should have already patched" messages are getting modded up to 5's, here?

      I mean, come on, moderators, let's weed out the crap and actually mod the interesting posts that say something new.

    13. Re:Echoes by AbbyNormal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Isn't this a little like your Electric Company asking reminding you to not make toast while taking a bath?

      It ain't their job...its just common sense.

      --
      Sig it.
    14. Re:Echoes by doon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To play the bad guy here, If people got used to doing this, all you need to do is fake an e-mail to said ISP's customers along with a link to some site that installs an even better worm/virus/spyware/malware/etc... The "ohh shiny"...Click syndrome would strike big time. Remember these are the same people that wind up giving out their CC/Paypal account info because of an "Official" looking e-mail.

      Now how is the Isp going to keep track of what their Customers run. How are we supposed to get in touch with them? Looking at our maillogs (I admin a small, 13K or so ISP). Half or our customers don't even check their e-mail we provide them, their boxes just sit and collect spam until they hit quota. So it would be for naught. Even when we do send out e-mails most people ignore them anyway. Or call tech support to ask what they have to do.

      Enough babbling out of me. I guess I need a lot more sleep, the 2 hours last night is no where near enough.

      --
      To E-mail me, replace the first period in my domain with an @
    15. Re:Echoes by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      I agree with an earlier post, though. Everyone who says "Linux isn't ready for your grandma" should be forced to do community service cleaning this crap up. AND maybe doing weekly patches on all the Wintel machines in his/her neighborhood. AND maybe making sure certain ports are closed on those same PCs.

      Good idea. Afterwards, everyone whos says Linux IS ready for your grandmother can spend their days supporting Granny when she wants to know why Widget wont work, or how to install an email program, or why she cant do her banking online anymore.

      --
      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
    16. Re:Echoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You'd think every hotmail account would get a message saying "Plug that hole" from whoever it is that runs hotmail.

      Sounds like sexual harassment to me.

    17. Re:Echoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course its about computer security. They don't want anything coming through a back door :)

    18. Re:Echoes by skaeight · · Score: 0

      Actually I did get an email on my university account from the IT department regarding this vulnerability a few days ago. Good to see that my alma mater is keeping up on their patching.

    19. Re:Echoes by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't broadband providers be sending emails to their clients with a link in them?

      This was explained to me this morning in a meeting. We can't do much more than say "You have a virus, run a google to get the fix" because if we tell the user exactly how to fix the problem and install the patch (which I would do), and the customer does the exact opposite of what you tell them to do, or even just makes one mistake (which always happens), the resulting loss of data/hosing of the machine is our fault, even though it really isn't.

      We put a message on the phone before callers get put on hold, saying pretty much "your computer is infected, patch or die". This did not stop people from waiting 10 minutes to ask a tech why their computer was broken. More than that, at any given moment between 9a-12p there were well over 150 callers on hold.

      Moral of the story: Never underestimate the ability of stupid people to sue your for their own damn mistakes.

      --
      "Why Subscribe?" Good question...
    20. Re:Echoes by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      People don't patch because, quite simply (not that it is true by any means), Windows is supposed to be perfect already, needing no further work. "Where do you want to go today" (besides offline)?

      How can you say that, when Windows bugs you to turn on Automatic Updates? And when you go to Windows Update, all the critical updates are automatically selected, and you're given a link to immediately begin downloading them?

      Everybody agrees the hole shouldn't have existed, but let's not pretend this is some sudden surprise that nobody could prevent. It was patched on March 26th, for crying out loud. I prevented it on my network long ago.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    21. Re:Echoes by eustace_hanks · · Score: 1

      Emailing patches or links to patches could actually increase confusion in the Windows user population...from their perspective, they've spent the last x number of years being told (pointlessly, I grant you, as they largely ignore anything they are told) NEVER to run/open/execute anything they receive in an email..."Now", they would say, "you WANT us to run/open/execute things we receive via email?" (Of course, you see the problem; they will ignore this instruction as well as they ignored their previous instructions). "Yes", you say, "but ONLY in messages from TRUSTED sources". Unfortunately, asking doe-eyed users to reliably determine the source of a message (or care, for that matter) is probably not going to result in much more than the casting of some rather blank expressions...

    22. Re:Echoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rogers (cable isp in canada) sent me an email last month abou this security issue. Two patches actually. I installed them then, haven't been affected by this worm at all [yet]

    23. Re:Echoes by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 1

      I dunno about you, but my electric company DOES run advertising campaigns about electrical device safety, most of which is common sense.

      PSA = Free advertising. But when it comes to electricity, it's not like you usually have a choice I guess ;p

  32. Removal Tool by chamenos · · Score: 1

    everytime i try to execute the removal tool downloaded from symantec, i get the stupid dialog box telling me the program has to shut down. what gives? i just kept trying until the log file showed that it'd managed to modify the registry before getting shut down, then i searched for all files with "msblast" in it and deleted them. anything else i should do? (can't install linux cos this isn't my computer)

  33. Will it halt the Internet? by mao+che+minh · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, I shouldn't. This worm isn't clogging up bandwidth or DoS/DDoS attacking routers and web servers like Code Red and Nimda did. This is just making WinNT and greater workstations and servers (should you actually be using a Windows OS on a server that isn't heavily protected) to reboot.

    1. Re:Will it halt the Internet? by eddy · · Score: 1

      Oh, it certainly slowed down the net yesterday. Telia was hit by this -- probably meaning "their customers" -- and between 00.00 and 03.30 at the least DNS was fubared. Basically getting anything resolved took 5-20 tries.

      I thought it was my setup first, re-dug the root-cache, but of course... I should have known.

      --
      Belief is the currency of delusion.
    2. Re:Will it halt the Internet? by LordBodak · · Score: 1

      Apparently it is DoS'ing the Windows Update site, in an attempt to prevent people from getting the patch. So it could affect general Internet performance but probably not to the extend of Code Red and Nimda (both of which are still quite active out there).

      --
      LordBodak's journal.
    3. Re:Will it halt the Internet? by Sven+Tuerpe · · Score: 1

      Hey, evil cyber terrorists are attacking us!

      --
      http://erichsieht.wordpress.com/category/english/
    4. Re:Will it halt the Internet? by Urkki · · Score: 1
      So the worm doesn't actually do anything really harmful, and is easy to stop? I wonder if it's actually a good thing, forcing people to patch this hole (and perhaps a dozen more at the same time if they've been neglecting security updates)...


      I mean, the worm could easily be a lot stealthier, and do much more damage, couldn't it?

    5. Re:Will it halt the Internet? by MarcQuadra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm inside a major bank right now (3rd biggest in USA?), and our entire network is having issues. I keep having to disconnect from the proxies and reconnect bacause they're dropping my connections. I don't think there are many machines on the inside with the worm, and under 5% of our machines are nt-based (the rest is win98, on Novell/NT servers).

      It seems that the only machines inside that have this are portables, which probably picked it up from the outside, and some departments who run their own servers for testing and development (and often have under-the-radar links to the outside so the dept. admins can play with them). InfoSec is pulling the plug on anything that shows symptoms, which means that servers keep dis and re-appearing. The PC-support work queue in Rhode Island usually has 3-10 items in it, and I'm counting 40 right now.

      I'm also getting calls from remote sites connected through frame-relays that are saying they can't access anything reliably if it's off their LAN.

      I'm quite thankful for our InfoSec folks, and the fact that we use Novell for most servers, I'll be sad to see it go to XP/2003 in the fall...

      --
      "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
    6. Re:Will it halt the Internet? by zoombat · · Score: 1
      No, I shouldn't. This worm isn't clogging up bandwidth or DoS/DDoS attacking routers and web servers like Code Red and Nimda did. This is just making WinNT and greater workstations and servers (should you actually be using a Windows OS on a server that isn't heavily protected) to reboot.

      Perhaps the greater threat is that people will likely tweak the code to add a more damaging payload or do something to prevent it from being detected so easily.

  34. Worm by WesLsoN · · Score: 2, Informative

    I run an ISP in Virginia, its nailing all of our Windows XP users.

    1. Re:Worm by azzy · · Score: 1

      your ISP is nailing WinXP users? Deliberatly? Cool!

  35. ms blaster patch site by ibmman85 · · Score: 1

    the site loaded for me last night but looks like its begin really slow right now.. is microsoft feeling the slashdot effect??

    1. Re:ms blaster patch site by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      I think it's the tech support effect, not the slashdot effect. I work helldesk, and I know I personally referred 30 people to the fix last night, add that to the countless other helldesk agents that did the same

    2. Re:ms blaster patch site by ibmman85 · · Score: 1

      yeah but i figured it would be interesting if ms's site went down due to slashdot effect.. lol although im sure theyre running on more than one server....

    3. Re:ms blaster patch site by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      I think of all people, microsoft would have the foresight to run enough power to withstand the full force of slashdot at any given moment

  36. This thing hit our customers yesterday... by Snarfangel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I work at an ISP, and over half of our tech support calls yesterday were because of this worm. You wouldn't believe the number of people who thought we were somehow going into their computer and not only kicking them off the internet, but rebooting their computers. (Yes, sir, the tech support staff feels horribly underworked today, so we thought we'd make things more exciting and pi** off a few customers in the process.) I hope they find the person involved and perform medical experiments on him.

    --
    This tagline is copyrighted material. Please send $10 for an affordable replacement.
    1. Re:This thing hit our customers yesterday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's rather typical when people are fustrated and don't think about the situation. Where I used to work the print server would go down, and people would ask - so why don't you fix it? I donno maybe because it takes time and whoever is working on is doing so at this moment? Like we have nothing better to do then sit on our asses and wait for more people to complain even more - yes we enjoy being bitched at constantly and thus have to invent even more problems ourselves in order to get enough complaints.

    2. Re:This thing hit our customers yesterday... by brakk · · Score: 2, Funny

      pi**

      Just say it. PISS PISS PISS

      Slashdot doesn't restrict any words. If you want to protect people from your "bad" language, then change your wording.

    3. Re:This thing hit our customers yesterday... by Komarosu · · Score: 1

      Heh you think thats good eh? I had someone ring up trying to blame our website for it. Not ONLY that but her husband works for a IT department for a certain council and he said it was our website...idiots!

      --

      "What do you mean you have no ice? Do you expect me to drink this coffee hot?" - Random Customer, Clerks
    4. Re:This thing hit our customers yesterday... by Snarfangel · · Score: 1

      brakk:
      >pi**
      >Just say it. PISS PISS PISS
      >Slashdot doesn't restrict any words. If you want to protect people from your "bad" language, then change your wording.

      Yeah, but my way looks naughtier.

      --
      This tagline is copyrighted material. Please send $10 for an affordable replacement.
    5. Re:This thing hit our customers yesterday... by wizardmax · · Score: 1

      I have seen it too. My friend was bugging me with it. I also thought that some one was playing tricks on her, but then she told me she was on dial-up (dynamic IP) so that idea was a far shot. Its good that there is a fix now. This again shows how inherently insecure windows is (in this case windows XP) If only my friend was behind a firewall, like almost any distribution of GNU/Linux does, then she would have been fine, but since all her ports are wIDe open, she is a prime target.

      --


      Free speech is getting expensive...
    6. Re:This thing hit our customers yesterday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I hope they find the person involved and perform medical experiments on him.
      Here's a map if you'd like to find the responsible party yourself.
    7. Re:This thing hit our customers yesterday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't believe the number of people who thought we were somehow going into their computer and not only kicking them off the internet, but rebooting their computers. (Yes, sir, the tech support staff feels horribly underworked today, so we thought we'd make things more exciting and pi** off a few customers in the process.)

      But I do that all the time. It's very entertaining to watch the users squirm :)

    8. Re:This thing hit our customers yesterday... by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      I hope you explained to them in clear terms what was the real problem.

    9. Re:This thing hit our customers yesterday... by jonniesmokes · · Score: 1

      >> I hope they find the person involved and perform medical experiments on him.

      I guess that would be Bill Gates

  37. RPC Exploit, not virus ? by mge · · Score: 1

    This is not an email virus. It is an RPC exploit.

    The virus comes through tcp ports 4444 and 135, UDP port 69. FWIW, win98 and earlier don't use the RPC 'feature'.

    1. Re:RPC Exploit, not virus ? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It also spreads via an email virus.. Not a particularly smart one, though, and anyone who blocks executable attachments (isn't that everyone, now?) will never see it.

    2. Re:RPC Exploit, not virus ? by ejdmoo · · Score: 1

      Nope...not a virus. As the title and story say, it's a worm, because it propogates itself.

    3. Re:RPC Exploit, not virus ? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

      win98 and earlier don't use the RPC 'feature'.

      I just read someone else's post who said Win98 IS affected but not supported anymore, and that's why it didn't make the list. I have a Win98 box, and several of my friends and coworkers do too. So I'd really like to figure this out.

      Is Win98 vulnerable or not?

      --

      Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
    4. Re:RPC Exploit, not virus ? by Keeper · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. Windows ME isn't either.

      Win95, 98, 98SE, and ME are all based off of the same codebase. All are unaffected.

      WinNT, Win2k, WinXP, and Win2k3 are all based off of the same codebase. All unpatched machines are targets.

  38. Just seen an ATM affected... by mccalli · · Score: 5, Funny
    Seriously. If you fancy a laugh, and you're working in the City of London, then go to the Halifax ATM between Canon Street and Poultry.

    Then try, really, really hard to stop laughing...

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      Some 15 years ago, I went to an ATM, and the only thing it displayed was "640K OK" in the upper-left corner of it's screen...

    2. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by jcupitt65 · · Score: 1

      Wow, did you get a photo?

    3. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by mccalli · · Score: 1
      Wow, did you get a photo?

      'afraid not. Mind you, I do have a camera phone so perhaps I'll try in a couple of hours when I finish work and post a link here. It might be fixed by then though, although I doubt it.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    4. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Patik · · Score: 1

      I'm 3000 miles away. Any chance you can grab a digital camera and take a quick shot for us?

    5. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by mccalli · · Score: 1
      Any chance you can grab a digital camera and take a quick shot for us?

      Yes, a previous poster asked for that. I'm at work at the moment, but when I leave I'll stop by to take a shot using a camera phone. Hopefully it will still be there.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    6. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am currently working for a bank and we were upgrading branches with new servers and network equipment and such and had to reboot the ATM to get it to come up. We were in the back room and behind the ATM that stuck out the other side of the wall. I am new so the guy with me was messing with it and when he opened it, it had a little 8 inch (maybe) monochrome display (in addition to the screen on the front) and a keyboard inside it. When he rebooted it, it booted up into OS2 Warp. I was amazed, it's just a PC inside.

    7. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Azureash · · Score: 0

      If I were you, I would definitely switch banks.

      I'd rather keep my money in a dirty sack buried in my backyard, than have Microsoft systems managing it.

      --
      Look at my karma - I'm bad, just like Michael Jackson!
    8. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Zak3056 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously. If you fancy a laugh, and you're working in the City of London, then go to the Halifax ATM between Canon Street and Poultry.
      Then try, really, really hard to stop laughing...


      I don't know why I have to point this out, but that's NOT funny--it's freaking SCARY.

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    9. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should be enough for everyone, shouldn't it?

    10. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I was making a deposit at a US Bank machine in Minneapolis, MN and just as it accepted the envelope and printed on it the thing crashed and rebooted.

      Started up with a memory count and everything then booted to an OS/2 Warp desktop before coming up to the normal "please insert card" screen.

      D@mned thing ate my card too.

    11. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 1

      Did you get a photo? Gotta be worth a look.. :)

    12. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by pubjames · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There was a trial about ten years ago. A retired policeman went on holiday and whilst he was away his money was taken from his Halifax account via an ATM. Halifax took him to court because they said that their security was infallible and the man must have given his ATM card to someone to extract money whilst he was on holiday to defraud the Halifax. The man lost.

      I actually met the person who was an expert witness on the trial for the defence. He was a specialist in IT security for banks and a good man, but he said it was impossible to get the jury to understand the complexities involved in ATM security. He was as you can imagine very sad that the man he was defending had lost.

      I can't find anything on Google about it. It must have been 1992 or '93 I guess.

    13. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by TheMidget · · Score: 1

      I am currently working for a bank and we were upgrading branches with new servers and network equipment and such and had to reboot the ATM to get it to come up. As we didn't get it right the first time around, we had to retry several times. We were in the back room and behind the ATM that stuck out the other side of the wall. I am new so the guy with me was messing with it and when he opened a small flap, we saw a strange guy out there on the sidewalk, pointing at our ATM, and giggling mindlessly. Weird people!

    14. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      It's not just their ATMs that put you off. If you live in Britain, you should see their TV ads...

    15. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by doon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hopefully the ATM isn't on the Internet, and it is on a private network that has infected hosts on it.

      If it was just out on the net and got hit by that I would be pulling all my money from that bank rather quickly.

      --
      To E-mail me, replace the first period in my domain with an @
    16. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      Couple of things about the ads in the UK:

      1) We don't get bombarded by them quite as often as you do in the states. Ever wonder why imported US TV shows appear to have odd times to cut to ad breaks? And why in the middle of a scene there is an obvious cut, but no ad break?

      2) Most of the ads are imported over to us by the 'merican advertising corporations and then dubbed REALLY REALLY badly ('Just for Men' anyone?) We do we dub them? Because we don't trust 'mericans. Personally - I trust badly dubbed adverts less than I trust other adverts. There again - I don't trust adverts.

    17. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by kilauea · · Score: 1

      How do you know it was blaster??
      There are *MANY* other reasons for a box to Bluescreen other than this.

      G.

    18. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      any more luck with the digi photo???

    19. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by mccalli · · Score: 1
      There are *MANY* other reasons for a box to Bluescreen other than this.

      Because it wasn't a blue screen. It was a shell prompt and a Find window.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    20. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many years ago, I saw one of the old IBM ones with a 'C:\>' prompt. I spent a couple of seconds wondering how I could hack it to get free money, then realised it was somewhat tricky without a keyboard to type on. Oh well.

    21. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by kilauea · · Score: 1

      And what has that got do with the blaster worm?
      (forgive my ignorance - but I thought it either just bluescreened or your saw nothing but got infected).

      G.

    22. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...then, change banks!

    23. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2, Informative
      There was a trial about ten years ago. A retired policeman went on holiday and whilst he was away his money was taken from his Halifax account via an ATM. Halifax took him to court because they said that their security was infallible and the man must have given his ATM card to someone to extract money whilst he was on holiday to defraud the Halifax. The man lost.

      Good memory!

      His name was John Munden and it was October 1992.

      Some articles are here and here about it.

      --
      Avantslash - View Slashdot cleanly on your mobile phone.
    24. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      don't leave us hangin, tell us the story!

    25. Re: Just seen an ATM affected... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Some 15 years ago, I went to an ATM, and the only thing it displayed was "640K OK" in the upper-left corner of it's screen...

      ...confirming that Bill was right all along.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    26. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by pubjames · · Score: 1

      Some articles are here and here about it.

      Thanks for those. I didn't know that justice had triumphed in the end. Good to know!

    27. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

      SOme car manufacturers said the same thing about their keys with the resistor/diode thingy in it. Claimed that the odds were 1 in 60 million of someone being able to steal their car. The insurance companines were denying people clims on stolen cars, claiming that the car couldnt be stolen, so they were making a fradulent claim. THere was someone out there acting as an expert to show that they were full of crap. You needed 10 different diodes, all available at radio shack, and standard lockpick equipment. You would use one of the diodes, and turn the lock. If you had the right diode, happy motoring. wrong diode, you had to wait 5 minutes to try again. So worst case scenario, you could steal the car in about an hour. THis isnt even counting flatbeds and towtrucks.

      --
      All Troll + "offtopic" mods are meta moderated as "Unfair", because you abused the system.
    28. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Many years ago, I saw one of the old IBM ones with a 'C:\>' prompt. I spent a couple of seconds wondering how I could hack it to get free money, then realised it was somewhat tricky without a keyboard to type on. Oh well.

      Use the keypad:

      10 54007 $1000 1007
      20 6070 10
      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    29. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Vaystrem · · Score: 1

      Ah yes totally hillarious that an ATM machine would be infected....

      Doesn't that bother you that something that SHOULD be on a secure network is infected via a bug that is rapidly spreading across the net?

    30. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      No shit. Windows is fun and games and all but running an ATM is taking it too far.

    31. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      specifically, running it on an ATM that's connected to the Internet...

    32. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's just pretty funny, and you're a karma whore.

    33. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No - because the machine is not infected, it been broke since before the weekend.

    34. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
      Well, if it starts out spitting money, then it's bloody WONDERFUL, I guess...

      (yes, a joke. sorry. couldn't help it. no go patch your winders box)

    35. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      No it isn't. Seriously. While it would certainly inconvenience you if the ATM were to crash while you're using it (including up to a lost card, if it's an older machine that still "takes" the card instead of swiping it), the transaction model should ensure that even if a machine were to crash or be disconnected in the middle of a transaction, the transaction will be completely unrolled. That's the point of transactions, and these machines are designed to deal with failures. This is just one more failure.

    36. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Dalcius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      An ATM running an open and unpatched SMB on a network that, directly or not, is exposed to the internet...

      Some things are completely understandable. But this just makes me want to sit down with the IT guy who dempt this up and ask him what the hell he was thinking.

      --
      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    37. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Zak3056 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No it isn't. Seriously. While it would certainly inconvenience you if the ATM were to crash while you're using it (including up to a lost card, if it's an older machine that still "takes" the card instead of swiping it), the transaction model should ensure that even if a machine were to crash or be disconnected in the middle of a transaction, the transaction will be completely unrolled. That's the point of transactions, and these machines are designed to deal with failures.

      You're wrong--it's not scary that the ATM is running Windows. It's not even scary that the ATM is in a reboot loop. What's scary is the ATM is connected to a public network (or connected to machines connected to the public network) such that it was able to contract this virus.

      Inconvenience has NOTHING to do with it.

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    38. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 shoot $1000 loot?
      20 goto 10?

      ?

    39. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      There is no reason the machine could not be on a private network and still be infected. I believe you are making too grand of an assumption to say it is on a public network.

    40. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by shish · · Score: 1

      Well seeing as it doesn't spread by hardware (eg floppy disks), that means that there *is* a connection between the ATMs and the main net. Seeing as they

      a) run windows
      b) don't tell the firewall to block port 135

      I'd say were all screwed as soon as someone guesses the magic IP address of the linking computer..

      --
      I mod down anyone who says "I will be modded down for this", regardless of the rest of their comment
    41. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      There is no reason the machine could not be on a private network and still be infected.

      Yes, I realize that. In fact, I even noted that in the post you replied to--you know, when I said "(or connected to machines connected to the public network.)"

      If the ATMs aren't connected to the public internet, then something on their private network is--which is just as bad (as this very case proves!)

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    42. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Several people on here have talked about their private networks being secure until a 'road warrior' came and docked up. Technically, though, one would probably no longer classify the network as 'private' (especially if it was a porthole for worms and virii). But it does raise some interesting points wrt private networks and laptops.

    43. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by ronfar · · Score: 1
      I don't know why I have to point this out, but that's NOT funny--it's freaking SCARY.

      It can be both, just think of Dr. Strangelove for an example...

      --
      All the creatures will die, And all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubai, 1605)
    44. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dude, take a picture and post it.

      If it's a CRT, turn down the shutter speed.

    45. Re:Just seen an ATM affected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ITS NOT INFECTED!!!!
      Its been down since before the weekend, seriously.
      Nobody has posted anything here to verify that this machine was indeed infected by anything. It just happened to be out of service when this virus hit.

  39. Surprised? Not me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Have fun patching, windows lusers. Maybe linux isn't ready for the desktop, but this goes to show that windows isn't ready for the Internet.

  40. Getting Around.... by InnovativeCX · · Score: 1

    I have to say...this worm is gettin around unlike any that I've seen before. Checking last night's firewall logs on my box at home I can see that I'm being scanned about twice a minute, though it tapered off a bit after midnight. Still, 517 port 135 scans between sunset and sunrise is a tad more than I'm used to.

    I've had two or three people get ahold of me so far trying to remove it...Not too hard on 2k/XP machines. The shutdowns can be prevented by popping up Task Manager and killing msblast.exe's process, "windows auto update" from HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE--Software--Microsoft--Windows-- CurrentVersion--Run. After that, it's just a matter of deleting msblast.exe from %SYSTEMROOT% and tossing on the patch. Alternately, Symantec's removal tool is nice too.

    Happy patching!

  41. Re:Fscking Windows. by Jellybob · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nothing like this would ever happen on a UNIX platform like Linux.
    I'm Still using Linux 7.2, and that's rock solid. Never had to update it.

    Yeah... nothing like that.

    Other of course than the multitude of root kits out there, sendmail holes, bind holes, apache holes, anything else holes.

    And yeah. Linux 7.2 - guess you havn't been around long enough to remember.
  42. on national television just a few minutes ago by Basje · · Score: 2, Insightful

    RTL Z (national television, all day business news), the Netherlands, this afternoon:

    It was said that if you valued security, Microsoft wasn't the best solution. You'd be better off with Apple or Linux.

    This could very well be a (another) turning point for linux. Of course, by the time something like this happens to Linux, everybody is going to run the other way again, but it could give OS some inroads.

    --
    the pun is mightier than the sword
  43. Win32 Blaster v2.0 by trickofperspective · · Score: 0

    Still tries to bring down Windows Update, but now it gets Slashdot to do the dirty work for it!

    -Trick

  44. Virus, not starring Jamie Lee Curtis. by Channard · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man, it's almost as bad as that Teddy Bear virus *cough*

  45. 60 second timer by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

    Just set up a batchfile with the following:

    shutdown /a

    the /a switch throws the shutdown into Abort.

    Of course, if you're getting hammered this isn't going to help much.

    --
    Cruising the internet on my TI-99/4A @ a whopping 300 baud!
    1. Re:60 second timer by razberry636 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Of course, if you're getting hammered this isn't going to help much.

      A nasty work is quickly spreading across the internet forcing about 90 percent of the connected computers to become inoperable. Thousands of phones are ringing at IT desks all over the world. On the other ends of those phones are screaming, panicky users crying because their computers won't work. Management is calling because now you're the bottleneck causing inefficiency in the team, and you might need to start looking for a new job if this isn't taken care of. And then you trip over a network cable.

      I think getting hammered is the best thing to do right now.

    2. Re:60 second timer by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      Heh. A little early in the day to start drinking isn't it?

      --
      Cruising the internet on my TI-99/4A @ a whopping 300 baud!
    3. Re:60 second timer by razberry636 · · Score: 1
      A nasty work...

      WORM! I meant to say worm!

      Ah, more work.

  46. insert switch ad here by GirTheRobot · · Score: 1

    ...seriously...when are people going to get it? Windows is swiss-cheese bloatware. What good is an easy-to-use system if it breaks all the time? I can't decide what is more stupid: not running a firewall, not installing your patches, or running windows in the first place. --"I've never paid for a copy of Windows. I switched to Linux because I felt I wasn't getting my money's worth"--

    1. Re:insert switch ad here by chamenos · · Score: 1

      "I've never paid for a copy of Windows"

      me neither. for a while when i kept getting the shutdown timer i thought MS decided to crack down on people using pirated copies of windows by remotely shutting down their computers.

    2. Re:insert switch ad here by Larthallor · · Score: 1

      My primary home machine is a Linux box. I agree that Windows has many security bugs. However, let's not kid ourselves about the main reason it's always Windows boxes that are getting hit: Windows is by far the biggest, most hated target available.

      If Windows went away, and Macs or Linux boxes took over with 70+% desktop share, you can bet we'd find out about a few more security exploits lurking in non-Microsoft code, as well. While one may boast of the quickness in finding and removing bugs in, say, RedHat 9 as compared to Windows XP, one can't really believe that Linux is not also vulnerable if someone decided to make it a target.

    3. Re:insert switch ad here by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Case in point; in a different comment, somebody posted a little program for Linux, must be run as root for the secure ports, which simply watches for the worm, and prints a line about it.

      Somebody else pointed out that the code contained a buffer overflow.

      --
      Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
  47. You got the wrong security bulletin by daun3507 · · Score: 5, Informative

    While you should have the MS03-010 patch installed, it is the wrong one for this worm. Make sure you use MS03-026. This is the patch that it links to in the removal tool link.

    1. Re:You got the wrong security bulletin by EvilNight · · Score: 1

      You're right. The link in the original article I sumbitted was from Symantec's website. Don't think I surf windows security bulletins for fun. :P

      Discovered on: August 11, 2003
      Last Updated on: August 12, 2003 07:03:31 AM

      Looks like Symantec fixed the bad link this morning (probably as I was reading it judging by the time) since they are pointing to MS03-026. Nice to know they are checking up on the validity of their security posts. I wonder what time zone that datestamp on their article is from. I'm EST and I swear I didn't get to work until 7:15AM.

      --
      Hell is being intelligent in a world full of idiots.
    2. Re:You got the wrong security bulletin by EvilNight · · Score: 1

      Must be pacific time, since it just changed to this:

      Discovered on: August 11, 2003
      Last Updated on: August 12, 2003 08:37:01 AM

      It's 12:36 here. Perhaps my browser cache is just damn slow in refreshing. Or perhaps I'm posting to one of those alternate reality slashdots I keep reading about here.

      I wonder if they corrected the link based on this slashdot post? Rather amusing to see a linking error redirected through such a strange pipeline to find its way back to you.

      --
      Hell is being intelligent in a world full of idiots.
    3. Re:You got the wrong security bulletin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you are both wrong, the correct security patch is here.

  48. Precisely by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There was even a Slashdot article about the exploit. It was such a big deal because it was the first and only vulnerability for Windows Server 2003 so far.

    All these people sarcastically saying to "patch with Linux" or "use the firewall" are missing the point that the smart people downloaded the 1.2MB patch last month and had no idea anything was going on until we read about the worm on Slashdot. My entire work network was unscathed, because they're all kept completely up to date. I can't think of any reason why someone shouldn't be doing the same to their Windows network, except for arcane Slashbot conspiracy theories or just plain needing to hate Microsoft for something, anything.

    If this was a Linux worm, people would be telling everyone else that they should have patched to the latest versions of whatever. But, it's Windows, so it won't exactly happen that way...

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
    1. Re:Precisely by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

      How?

      My computer wont exactly update ANYTHING anymore. W2k SP3, directx9, loads of other stuff; once I download and run them they all cough up a crc error or claim the cryptographic service is not running. Well, it isn't. It's not even there! I though about fixing it but that requires a patch and I can't install patches so... Well...

      Point being, even patching won't work from time to time as the patch system MS uses could use a... patch. But I cant patch it if I cant install patches in the first place! That said, it's really time I reinstall Windows this thing :(

    2. Re:Precisely by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      The problem we get is that (some large integer)% of the admins are clueful and download the patches, and (some small, but too large for comfort, integer)% don't, and then the traffic from their few 0wnz0red boxes swamps everything.

    3. Re:Precisely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The half dozen smart windows users aren't the problem, it's the rest of 'em.

    4. Re:Precisely by aug24 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I can't think of any reason why someone shouldn't be doing the same to their Windows network, except for arcane Slashbot conspiracy theories or just plain needing to hate Microsoft for something, anything.
      Did you merrily click past the EULA that said if it destroyed your system and data it wasn't MS's fault or responsibility? Did you install on one box and then do a complete round of System Test, or did you just blindly trust MS?

      J.

      --
      You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
    5. Re:Precisely by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      If you don't already, I'd suggest you dualboot that with Linux, either Red Hat or (if you want better hardware support) Mandrake.

    6. Re:Precisely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did you install on one box and then do a complete round of System Test, or did you just blindly trust MS?
      Or do you blindly trust any would be hacker releasing a fix for some security patch for Linux?
    7. Re:Precisely by antibryce · · Score: 2, Insightful
      My entire work network was unscathed, because they're all kept completely up to date. I can't think of any reason why someone shouldn't be doing the same to their Windows network...


      Because MS patches are often just as poorly written as their base software is? Patches take time to roll out on production servers because they have been known to break things.

    8. Re:Precisely by mcb · · Score: 1

      you're an idiot. why would MS release a patch which would destroy their PAYING CUSTOMERS' machines? they put that shit in there to cover their asses "just in case". it's pretty standard for any software you install. all linux software has no liability either, so WTG dude. as the other person said, it's much more likely that some script kiddy releases a script for linux, claiming it to be some update, which you unwittingly run as root because linux r0x0rz.

    9. Re:Precisely by zoombat · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I can't think of any reason why someone shouldn't be doing the same to their Windows network

      Your point is certainly valid, but what makes this particular problem frustrating is not that it was a widely publicized hole, but that Microsoft's tools (e.g. Windows Update) for checking patch status are wholly inadiquate. There has been a fair amount of discussion on NTBugTraq on this point leading up to the worm discovery.

      Also, 30 days to test an impliment a patch on mission-critical production systems is sometimes more difficult than it seems like it should be.

    10. Re:Precisely by aug24 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'm an idiot? You don't even know to capitalise the first letter in a sentence!

      MS have released broken patches in the past you moron. Hence big businesses doesn't usually let admins apply patches to production machines without regression testing, hence my question. That's one reason why it takes so long for patches to get applied.

      Also, I wasn't comparing any OS with any other, so leave out the 'Linux is just as bad' rant. How old are you?!

      J.

      --
      You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
    11. Re:Precisely by rkz · · Score: 1

      why dont you turn on crypto services on, Start>Run> services.msc and change crypto services to run "when needed".

    12. Re:Precisely by Fly · · Score: 1
      Did you merrily click past the EULA that said if it destroyed your system and data it wasn't MS's fault or responsibility? Did you install on one box and then do a complete round of System Test, or did you just blindly trust MS?
      Do you do this for every piece of software you install from reputable sources? I think most people read the description of the vulnerability and thought they should try the patch. It's not likely that it would OMG DESTROY ALL YOUR PRECIOUS DATA LOLZ!!11! You can also uninstall it I hear.
      1. Don't install and leave gaping goatse-style vulnerability on box.
      2. Install and assume Microsoft has done some testing of the patch as the do with all patches.
      The risks of 1 far outweight the risks of 2 in my opinion. Whether it's Microsoft software or GNU software, any remote exploit patches should immediately grab your attention, and you should really consider applying them.
      --
      end of line
    13. Re:Precisely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOLLLZ!!! OMG MICROSOFT IS GOING TO DESTROY MY PR0N COLLECTION OH NOS!!!!111! TRU5t N0 1 !!!! Translation: You're an idiot. ("complete round of System Test" = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

    14. Re:Precisely by aug24 · · Score: 2
      Do you do this for every piece of software you install from reputable sources?

      Firstly, MS patches have been broken before, so they're not that reputable. Plus they have ten times as many problems as, for example, Sun.

      Now on to the main point: You've never worked for a big corporation have you? That's exactly what happens. Of course I don't at home, but I'm not going to worry too much if I have to reinstall one machine - big corps have thousands and hence need to do full regression tests, which is why the MS patch-of-the-week is such a pain.

      J.

      --
      You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
    15. Re:Precisely by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Yes, I did. What's the difference with Linux software? It's the same thing; there's still no liability.

      Remember the kernel release that corrupted filesystems? Even Microsoft hasn't been that bad.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    16. Re:Precisely by aug24 · · Score: 1
      Yes, I did.

      I assume you're talking about a home box then? Or a small company. Certainly not a corporate set-up unless you're (in most admin's opinions) incompetent.

      Anyway, why do you keep jabbering about Linux? I never mentioned it.

      J.

      --
      You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
    17. Re:Precisely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did you merrily click past the EULA that said if it destroyed your system and data it wasn't MS's fault or responsibility?
      Not mentioning any names, but certain distributions (and some *BSDs as well, not mentioning any names), feel that it is important to announce this same denial of responsibility in their login motd.
      Live with it.
    18. Re:Precisely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grow up, you fucking retard. You just do not "install patches" in a real, live environment without testing them first. You can do it at home if you like but if you have real money at stake you better know your shit. This means you test and after testing test some more to be sure.


      And yes, the EULA is there for precisely this reason (among other things), because MS cannot guarantee all software combinations and third party stuff out there. Maybe they won't mean to release such a broken patch but it can easily happen, especially in a corporate environment where nobody really cares.

    19. Re:Precisely by t · · Score: 1
      Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

      I say let them learn the hard way. The lesson will stick better that way. Besides, it would make for some easy interview weeder questions.

    20. Re:Precisely by Fly · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've worked for big corporations. The IT departments there are should be able to all of the testing necessary and push the patch to all of their users. If they don't want to install security patches for remote exploits, they shouldn't run the risk of having the machines on a non-firewalled network. At any rate, the users shouldn't have to worry about reading the details of the license. That's the job of the IT department when it decides the patch must be installed.

      --
      end of line
    21. Re:Precisely by Fly · · Score: 1
      Specifically, when the bulletin, looks like this, the administrators had better take notice.
      • Who should read this bulletin: Users running Microsoft (R) Windows (R)
      • Impact of vulnerability: Run code of attacker's choice
      • Maximum Severity Rating: Critical
      • Recommendation: Systems administrators should apply the patch immediately
      Source: Microsoft TechNet

      Those administrators who didn't install this on every machine now get to reinstall on all of them or risk leaving various root-kit stuff on the boxes.

      --
      end of line
    22. Re:Precisely by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I mention Linux because it's a double standard here. The fact you use the word "jabbering" tells me I clearly struck a nerve.

      Call me incompetent if you want. It's incompetent not to install "critical" updates from the company who made your freaking operating system. My network went 100% untouched. You're the one whining.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    23. Re:Precisely by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      Did you merrily click past the EULA that said if it destroyed your system and data it wasn't MS's fault or responsibility?

      Guess what - whether you agreed to the service pack EULA or not, if Windows shits itself and you lose all your data, you're not going to get a dime from MS.

      Have you ever read the EULA for Windows? It practically indemnifies itself for everything but manslaughter. Oh wait, they're clear of that too.

    24. Re:Precisely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think it's an integer percentage? It would have been easier to type "some portion", so I assume you really wanted to say it's an integer percentage.

    25. Re:Precisely by mcb · · Score: 1

      the point of my post was that the MS EULA is standard. please name a company that creates an OS that is widely used, and that promises to pay for any damage caused by patches. i'm very interested now.

    26. Re:Precisely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just described 90+% of all home (l)users with that one.

      Didn't even have to try huh?

    27. Re:Precisely by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Why do you think it's an integer percentage?

      'cause if I don't know the number well enough to even list it, do you really think I need to take it to decimal places? :-)

    28. Re:Precisely by randomencounter · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the broken kernel wasn't a "must install" with a live attack in the field to exploit you if you didn't install it, and the breakage was only on certain configurations.
      In investigating this I noticed a new "critical" patch for DirectX. Do I dare apply it?

      --
      Forget diamonds, copyright is forever.
    29. Re:Precisely by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      "Have you ever read the EULA for Windows? It practically indemnifies itself for everything but manslaughter. Oh wait, they're clear of that too."

      Not to defend MS.. but you're linking to a EULA for Windows-based terminal devices, and the section that mentions death refers to JAVA, because Sun insisted that warning be there. It doesn't really support your point (which I believe to quite valid, regardless)

      --
      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
    30. Re:Precisely by Slime-dogg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heh. Not only can MS updates break things, there are other factors that come into play here. We have an http uploading control that we use in conjunction with a web application. It relied upon IIS's willingness to accept malformed HTTP headers (there was an extra null character appended to the end). It was a bug that was uncaught, because IIS accepted those headers.

      MS released a patch about a month ago that tightened the security of IIS. I've got no problem with that. Instead of accepting malformed headers, it denied all of them. This broke the control that we were using, causing a down time for our production application.

      It probably cost us a bit of money. It was not directly caused by a MS patch, I'm more inclined to blame the company that produced the control. The fact of the matter, however, was that a MS patch was applied without being tested in a production environment. Something broke. It's best to do some QA on your systems before updating, even if MS isn't the one at fault. It's just good practice, and can save your butt in the long run.

      --
      You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.
    31. Re:Precisely by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      I know, but I couldn't resist.

    32. Re:Precisely by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

      Considering that when the patch was released there was NO "live attack" in the field then you had plenty of time to test and evaluate things - that's what corporate IT people do for a living. Or alternately you could do what I did and simply turn off DCOM until you could better evaluate the patch through other's experiences .

      Oh, the DirectX thing has been out even longer. No exploit I'm aware of but yes I patched that one and game framerates have increased slightly. It apparently does more than just patch the vulnerability - it's an upgrade.

      P.S. Honestly it's NOT the worm that I worry abut. It's the half dozen exploits on PacketStorm that give an attacker a remote command shell on the target system. Once I've got a command shell on your system I add a few accounts, download a little data, and you're toast even if you update your system. THAT is what worries me most...

      --
      Build it, Drive it, Improve it! Hybridz.org
    33. Re:Precisely by jpop32 · · Score: 1

      Did you merrily click past the EULA that said if it destroyed your system and data it wasn't MS's fault or responsibility?

      Could you please point me to an EULA of _any_ software (OS or otherwise) that says if it destroys your data or does some other damage the company that produces the SW will compensate your losses and accept the blame?

      Didn't think so.

      Did you install on one box and then do a complete round of System Test, or did you just blindly trust MS?

      The machine that's exposed to the net in my shop has automatic update and blind trust of any patch that comes it's way, yeah. I'd say you're a fool not to do the same.

      Unlike the rest of the world, this attack was just a source of amusement for me. My front line was patched a month ago. Automatically. :-)

      Go home, troll...

    34. Re:Precisely by zentigger · · Score: 1
      Did you merrily click past the GPL that said if it destroyed your system and data it wasn't Linus's fault or responsibility? Did you install on one box and then do a complete round of System Test, or did you just blindly trust Linux?


      Or have I misunderstood you?

      --

      the above is my personal opinion and does not necessarily reflect that of the little voices in my head

    35. Re:Precisely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, when you want to feel secure, you can boot into RH Linux, breathe deep until you relax, and then reboot back into Windows to get some work done or play.

    36. Re:Precisely by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      Hey, I just read the article in your .sig, and that's total bullshit about Google stealing your revenues. I mean, I could see if someone had set up a program to click at an obscenely high rate, but real people clicking... that's not cool. Fuck them.

    37. Re:Precisely by scrytch · · Score: 1

      > the smart people downloaded the 1.2MB patch last month and had no idea anything was going on until we read about the worm on Slashdot.

      The smart people who never run interactive sessions on their workstation as administrator, and are therefore unable to use windows update unless they remember to log in as administrator every now and then?

      Yeah, those. I've been forgetting. Cripes, I must have a hundred megs of "critical updates" to download over my dialup now.

      --
      I've finally had it: until slashdot gets article moderation, I am not coming back.
    38. Re:Precisely by Meorah · · Score: 1

      smart people don't blindly listen to the advice given on "tweak windows" websites and generic MSCE study texts. they understand that users without local administrative access usually cause more pain than gain. anybody who has attempted to lock down their users as you suggest for more than 6 months knows this.

      --
      Protector of Capitalist views,
      Meorah
    39. Re:Precisely by julesh · · Score: 1

      Hell, that ain't even the worst of them you've just linked to. NT4 SP4 (IIRC) broke hundreds of random applications, including Lotus Notes and Java's networking API.

  49. Another useful tool by snake_dad · · Score: 2
    --
    karma capped .sig seeking available Slashdot poster for long-term relationship.
  50. There are several reasons... by aug24 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Have you met many people who are MS sysadmins? A good proportion of those that I have met are Joe User types who have knowledge of how to set up, auto-reboot and backup machines, and not a lot more.

    Windows is easier to pick up, but just as hard, possibly harder, to maintain than *nix. So you get less-trained or less-capable or whatever people who are employed doing this, who look fine on the day-to-day, but who are damn-near useless at the harder stuff like security - which should, of course, be the day to day.

    Combine that with the sheer number of sever and critical patches MS expects you to apply, each of which must go through regression testing before deployment, and you can see why sticking the ol' head in the sand looks appealing...

    J.

    --
    You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
    1. Re:There are several reasons... by Judg3 · · Score: 1

      aug24, for that comment I now call you my friend.

      --
      Looking for hardware (Currently need: Large Etch-a-Sketch) Have one? See my journal!
    2. Re:There are several reasons... by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 4, Insightful

      2 "windows" holes versus 9 "linux" holes?

      How many of those Linux holes where in the core operating system (IE, kernel + GNU tools)? I'm willing to bet zero.

      Does windows still have 2 holes once you factor in Exchage, Outlook Express, IIS, IE, Office, SQL Server etc?

      --
      TODO: Something witty here...
    3. Re:There are several reasons... by aug24 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I honestly didn't mean that to sound MS bashing - that's just my analysis. It's no excuse, but lots of companies do employ unskilled-ish people to admin their Windows machines, cos they can do the basics.

      Anyway: Linux had nine? Bollocks. I'm sure various packages associated with Open Source had vulnerabilities, but the kernel? No. Prove me wrong.

      J.

      --
      You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
    4. Re:There are several reasons... by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I nearly forgot: millions of broadband users that don't know anything about patching and don't use firewalling software cos they are just Joe and Jane User - they prolly account for a good proportion.

      --
      You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
    5. Re:There are several reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a lot of us multi-platform admins are pretty compentent but are at the mercy of enterprise application availability respecting downtime!

    6. Re:There are several reasons... by Surreal_Streaker · · Score: 4, Funny
      How many of those Linux holes where in the core operating system (IE, kernel + GNU tools)?

      IE is not a core part of the core Linux operating system no matter what you've heard.

    7. Re:There are several reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In defense of those admins it is not unusual for MS patches to "break" other things. We always cringe in the apps department when the network guys announce they are going to apply a patch/update/service pack because more often than not they break something else.

    8. Re:There are several reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You know, last month Microsoft had two holes revealed, while Linux had nine."

      What were these nine remotely exploitable holes in the base linux installation?

    9. Re:There are several reasons... by jonnyfivealive · · Score: 1

      i think what he meant was "i.e.", or "e.g.", "for example"
      i could be wrong

    10. Re:There are several reasons... by koa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Heres another problem I see with this whole thing. WHY does this patach REQUIRE a reboot after installation? One would think that by 2003 Production server uptime would at LEAST be somewhere on the minds of the people in Redmond! I mean, look- you stop the effected service (windows can do this y'know!) then you replace files.. then START the services back up. I would write more in this post but I accidentally moved my mouse and I need to reboot my machine for the changes to take effect!

      --
      ....move along....nothing to see here....
    11. Re:There are several reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because there is no clean seperation between the code used by a lot of Microsoft components. Chances are good that this particular service uses some common DLL that is in use by other services that can't be shut down so easily.

      In fact, looking in my services list now, I see 25 services that depend on the RPC service.

    12. Re:There are several reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And with each patch, you run the risk of undoing a previous patch. This actually happened to me a year or so ago. A security firm scanned our servers and gave us a list of vulnerabilities, along with a list of patches to fix each one. After applying all the patches, we rescanned to verify that the fixes had been applied. There were NEW vulnerabilities that hadn't been there previously!!! All we did in the interim was apply MS's official patches...

    13. Re:There are several reasons... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      That's hardly a fair comparison. Just because MS wants us to believe that all that crap is part of the 'core OS' doesn't mean it's so. A better comparison would be windows vs. linux kernel + gnu utilitis + xfree86 + mysql + apache + open office + sendmail etc.

      --
      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    14. Re:There are several reasons... by BZ · · Score: 1

      While "e.g." does in fact mean "for example", "i.e." means "that is". Not the same thing.

    15. Re:There are several reasons... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      95% of Windows holes ARE Exchange, Outlook, IIS, IE, and so forth. But people still count them as Windows holes. What's your point?

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    16. Re:There are several reasons... by KodaK · · Score: 1

      It's not so much that they employ unskilled people to do it, it's simply that Joe is wicked-mad-skilled with the AutoCAD so, well, Joe is now the admin.

      When a properly trained administrator comes along and wants a job at more than Joe is getting, to do something that "Joe can do in a few minutes a day." Well, there's your problem.

      Then Blaster happens, they call in a contractor at $175/hr to clean it up and Joe goes back to showing people how to install Webshots. It's not really Joe's fault.

      Of course, then there are those who are hired to be admins, and when you give them a courtesy call because you're getting probed by their exchange box they explain it can't possibly be from them because Norton was installed when they set up the system. Four years ago. And they haven't touched it since.

      --
      --J(K) DOS is like Unix in exactly the same way that a pinto is like an aircraft carrier.
    17. Re:There are several reasons... by p00ya · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Have you met many people who are MS sysadmins? A good proportion of those that I have met are Joe User types who have knowledge of how to set up, auto-reboot and backup machines, and not a lot more.
      Just like a good proportion of the people who call themselves "linux sysadmins" I know have managed to work their way through the mandrake or redhat install process and are able to declare that they have triumphed against "M$" and that they are right now basking in the freedoms of open source and Free software. Armed with a knowledge of how to use KATE to edit whatever they can get their hands on in /etc/ to the point where they can setup proftpd and an httpd on their home box, they can then find their way into maintaining small-business webservers. To which,
      So you get less-trained or less-capable or whatever people who are employed doing this, who look fine on the day-to-day, but who are damn-near useless at the harder stuff like security - which should, of course, be the day to day.
      applies just as easily. C'mon, MCSE quals aren't rocket science, but you can afford the windows sysadmins some dignity. It's not so much about the OS itself, it's about who's using it.
    18. Re:There are several reasons... by p00ya · · Score: 2, Interesting
      How many of those Linux holes where in the core operating system (IE, kernel + GNU tools)? I'm willing to bet zero.
      I seem to be doing quite well with all the boxes I can still root using the ptrace kernel exploit. That's one ;)
    19. Re:There are several reasons... by Avihson · · Score: 1

      Well I can choose what to install on my Linux systems, but can the CIO make the same claim?

      Can you choose not to install Exchange, Outlook and IE in an Enterprise network? IIS may be avoided by using apache on Windows or a Sun solution; but most of the medium business networks go for a unified, simplistic network - one vendor and therefore, one point of failure.

      This is more an indictment of the IT community than of MS or OSS or Apple. If IT would tell MS to cram the new OS and fix the old, they would listen. As it is, the majority of the corporations just meekly shell out money to MS, just to be current. There seems to be a corporate bragging ritual as to which OS is being used, and older, patched versions are SO 20th century. "I just have to have a 2003 model network..."

    20. Re:There are several reasons... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      They DID fix the old. Last month.

      I patched. It was merely an RPC fix. Anyone who didn't patch knows who to blame.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    21. Re:There are several reasons... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      When Windows has holes, it's in apps like Outlook, Office, and so forth, but they're counted as Windows holes by Slashbots.

      Why is it different for Linux (which, by the way, released a kernel that corrupted filesystems...)?

      All of this is moot. The patch was released last month. It was just an RPC fix. Just bite the bullet and admit people who didn't patch are to blame for getting hit. It was a very well-publicized exploit.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    22. Re:There are several reasons... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a company like the one you're describing. Might I suggest stop working at idiotic places? :P

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    23. Re:There are several reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is you really don't get much choice about installing those! You gotta jump thru major hoops not to install these in the first place, and then every damned update, servicepack or just installing a new Office feature puts them back!

      Whne M$ makes it easier to quit installing their insecure shit, THEN I'll separate kernel holes from application holes!

    24. Re:There are several reasons... by KodaK · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking that that was sarcasm, but I'm not sure so I'll say this:

      Before I got this gig as a permanent systems administrator (and one man IT department) I was a traveling engineer for a systems integrator. Oh, the things I'd see. Mostly small shops (less than 50 people) would be like this, some guy who happened to be "good at computers" (whatever the hell that means) got the job of admin. This would usually mean one of two things: he was a tinkerer and would get himself in trouble or he did nothing at all (and get himself in trouble.) There was never any security plan. No DRP. No AUP. Everything was willy-nilly. I would come in and try to explain the necessity of doing things The Right Way[tm] and would get blank stares in return.

      Oh well. I've got my own network now that's proactively maintained. Of course, since I'm not running around trying to patch and upgrade today it probably seems like I'm not doing my job, even though all of that had been taken care of before it became a problem. Sigh. There'll be some guy out there today who gets a raise because he "worked hard" to patch machines that should have been patched in July. Those of us who did could laugh, but it's too damn sad.

      --
      --J(K) DOS is like Unix in exactly the same way that a pinto is like an aircraft carrier.
    25. Re:There are several reasons... by doogles · · Score: 1

      Anyway: Linux had nine? Bollocks. I'm sure various packages associated with Open Source had vulnerabilities, but the kernel? No. Prove me wrong.

      http://www.securityfocusonline.com/bid/7112/info/

    26. Re:There are several reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how again do you make a comparison between a linux kernel that contains all drivers, networking, etc and a micro kernel that's enough to get the os to it's feet so it can load a damn vendor specific driver for your generic USB keyboard and mouse?

    27. Re:There are several reasons... by k12linux · · Score: 1
      When Windows has holes, it's in apps like Outlook, Office, and so forth, but they're counted as Windows holes by Slashbots.

      Why is it different for Linux...?

      You're right. The comparisons usually aren't fair. Normally when comparing holes in Windows and Linux the "our-OS-is-better-than-yours" crowd likes to include every single package included in a distribution. So some program like "Bob's widget maker" gets counted (and probably is v0.94 beta.)

      I guess we should be more fair and only count software made by one company or group. So.. I guess we could look at the linux kernel by itself... or maybe GNU utils. Or perhaps the extras that Red Hat puts on. Or maybe Apache foundation software only. Then compare that only to software that MS produces. Now, that would be much more fair, right?

      In my experience, when counting everything installed our servers I find myself patching Linux-based servers more often than Windows. BUT, over the course of the past year I have spent MUCH more time (in total) on those Windows patches. Linux looks even better when you consider that we have roughtly twice as many Linux servers now than we do Windows.

      Hrm... not bad considering that one OS is made by a company with Billions of $ and one is made by mostly volunteers.

    28. Re:There are several reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, they aren't the same, but when you read the post it makes more sense with "that is" instead of "for example"

    29. Re:There are several reasons... by prime2003 · · Score: 1

      # C'mon, MCSE quals aren't rocket science, but you
      # can afford the windows sysadmins some dignity.

      No you can't -- especially not to those that haven't applied the bloody patch! They should be all fired! And charged for any damage!

      # It's not so much about the OS itself, it's
      # about who's using it.

      Is that why all stupid people use Windows?

      --
      Regards, Prime
  51. Dummy Steps if that Program Doesn't Work by JacobD · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1. Ctrl + Alt + Delete on windows xp and kill the msblast.exe process.
    2. Open Windows Explorer, go to the C:\Windows\System32 folder and delete the msblast.exe program.
    3. Start > Run > Regedit. Hit Edit then Find and type in msblast and remove the key in your registry.
    4. Reboot.
    5. Install the patch (Why didn't you do this during the month before you were hit with this poorly coded POS?)
    6. Virus scan. Free online virus scan at http://housecall.antivirus.com.

    Real simple folks.

    1. Re:Dummy Steps if that Program Doesn't Work by gregarican · · Score: 1
      You forgot one:

      7. Obsess about what other files were modified, deleted or otherwise compromised.

      I would reformat, reinstall, and repatch. But that's just me.

    2. Re:Dummy Steps if that Program Doesn't Work by JacobD · · Score: 1

      If you unpack the virus using UPX, you'll see that it doesn't attach itself to other files. It's really a lame kind of virus..more along the lines of proof of concept if you ask me.

      But hey...I don't get paid to make determinations about virii ;D.

    3. Re:Dummy Steps if that Program Doesn't Work by gregarican · · Score: 1
      The RPC DCOM hole in and of itself allows a malcious user to run a remote shell on the compromised system. That means the entire hard drive's contents is freely available. So in actuality it's a relatively dangerous thing.

      Do a Google search for dcom.c and see sample source code. It's a lot more dangerous than the old exploits of doing a null NET USE session to look at group names, user account names, server resources, etc. on Windoze servers through the same RPC flaws.

    4. Re:Dummy Steps if that Program Doesn't Work by JacobD · · Score: 1

      But the msblast.exe program does not install any other software besides the tftp server. Look at the code for msblast in notepad and you can see some of what it does.

      Somedays it sucks when you can't decompile programs.

    5. Re:Dummy Steps if that Program Doesn't Work by gregarican · · Score: 1
      If you look at my reply I was addressing the RPC DCOM hole in general. Any similar code to the msblast.exe can do far more damage than just placing a tftp program. It's all an open remote shell exploit.

      The tftp server in and of itself leaves a mechanism to upload other files to the infected PC. That poses a risk beyond getting rid of the primary executable too. Since tftp is a file transfer protocol I am thinking things could be installed rather easily, eh?

  52. msft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amazingly, MSFT stock is still up on the day.

  53. Masters of FUD by gregarican · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's ironic. SCO has to spend big dollars on high priced legal help to spread FUD. Microsoft simply has to hire cheap, fresh-out-of-college programmers to write lazy code that lacks input boundary checking :-)

  54. CERT advisory notice.... by JaJ_D · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Cert advisory can be found here

  55. to disable the forced shutdowns...(XP) by j0se_p0inter0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Start\Settings\Control Panel - Administrative Tools. Services. right-click "Remote Procedure Call (RPC)" hit Properties. click the Recovery tab. set "First Failure", "Second Failure", and "Subsequent Failures" to "Take No Action". that will keep it from trying to reboot as you clean. good luck.

  56. Oh Great by |<amikaze · · Score: 1

    Looks like I'm going to have my work cut out for me today. I work in a computer repair shop, and every time stuff like this happens, it turns into a madhouse. Last time it happened was over Christmas time, with Yaha.

    Bah.

    1. Re:Oh Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do like we're doing...bring the computer in, run the patch, run the fixblast repair tool, run all Windows updates, and charge them $100.

  57. screenshots on msblast by baxterux · · Score: 5, Informative
    --
    who wants to rule the world?
    1. Re:screenshots on msblast by paranode · · Score: 1
      You must mean:

      "to say LOVE YOU SAN!!"

      As that is the actual message in the file.

    2. Re:screenshots on msblast by Cyno · · Score: 1

      "I just wanted to say LOVE YOU SAN!! billy gates. You make possible.."

      Awww, that's so sweet. Its a love letter. :)

    3. Re:screenshots on msblast by jafuser · · Score: 1

      Ok, the message "I LOVE SAN" may be obvious, but how about the following jumbled text, which comes right after it...

      Something like:
      bill.....gates.....you.make.....hi.possi.......

      Of which at least one interpretation could be:

      "Bill Gates, you make this possible."

      --
      Please consider making an automatic monthly recurring donation to the EFF
  58. Also....... by JaJ_D · · Score: 3, Insightful

    According to the Beeb and their article once on a "...machine the malicious program also launches an attack against the Microsoft site that holds a software patch that keeps the worm out."

    Nice twist of fate

    Jaj

    1. Re:Also....... by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      What would by a *really* nice twist of fate is that come the fateful day Microsoft is prepared for the attack... by running Linux on the windowsupdate.com servers. Hey, *someone* bought a load of SCO Linux licenses recently after all... ;)

      --
      UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
  59. no crash? still not safe. by dr+bacardi · · Score: 2, Informative
    You know you've got it when a 60 second shutdown timer pops up on your screen.
    This was a bug in the first version of the worm, it has since been fixed so that no shutdown occurs. see http://lists.insecure.org/lists/fulldisclosure/200 3/Aug/0418.html for the updated version.
    * - Shellcode has been modified to call ExitThread, rather than ExitProcess, thus
    * preventing crash of RPC service on remote machine.
  60. Sad really by BoomerSooner · · Score: 2, Informative

    Every Windows Sysadmin should check these sites daily:
    TechNet
    TechNet HotFixes
    And
    WindowsUpdate

    It's really that simple. Check daily for patches on your software, patch it, reboot, get back to work.

    1. Re:Sad really by harrkev · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's really that simple. Check daily for patches on your software, patch it, reboot, get back to work.

      Yup. Until Micro$oft issues a patch which breaks something else. Then some part of your server dies.

      Wait... This is Micro$oft we are talking about. They would NEVER release a patch with bad side-effects. The test all of their stuff extensively before releasing.
      --
      "-1 Troll" is the apparently the same as "-1 I disagree with you."
    2. Re:Sad really by RoLi · · Score: 4, Funny
      Check daily for patches on your software, patch it, reboot, get back to work.

      Too bad that this "check daily, patch, reboot" procedures never get mentioned in any MS-paid TCO-analysis.

    3. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just use a tool like MBSA and not have to bother. Audits and provides you with a report so you can easily manage a very large pool with no problems.

    4. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yer so kewl typing Micro$oft...shows just how insightful you are, and so original too...

    5. Re:Sad really by b-baggins · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What absolutely amazes me is that people so casually accept that "patch and reboot" is an acceptable aspect of an operating system.

      In a rational world, Windows should have been tossed out of the business door two years ago as a piece of junk product.

      I'll just keep reading all this panic and scrambling from the quiet comfort of my OS X machine.

      --
      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
    6. Re:Sad really by Henry_Doors · · Score: 1

      .....patch it, reboot, get back to work

      until the 'patch' breaks your system as the W2k SP3 did to mine - could access any internet sites after applying it - pretty secure I suppose.

      --
      "I deny nothing, but doubt everything." Lord Byron
    7. Re:Sad really by aziraphale · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Check daily for patches on your software, patch it, reboot, get back to work

      Actually, the most common cause of a 'forced reboot' on any of my Windows systems nowadays isn't an MS patch (neither of the last couple of RPC vulnerability patches required a reboot on WinXP or 2003) - it's Norton Antivirus. NAV uite often seems to download something that requires a full reboot of the machine. Quite why it's possible to patch the OS without a reboot, but an application can't restart itself cleanly without a full restart I have no idea...

    8. Re:Sad really by zoombat · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's really that simple. Check daily for patches on your software, patch it, reboot, get back to work.

      Actually, I think you're over-simplifying the process somewhat:

      • If you run any mission-critical applications, you'd better be testing the patches before you deploy them - especially ones that don't have an uninstaller.
      • Often down-time needs to be scheduled (especially on servers) which always occurs when you need to reboot after installing the patch.
      • Being the guinea pig for just-released patches can be problematic if there are problems with the patch. Generally waiting a couple days is a decent idea to see if MS amends their bulletin or people report problems with the patch.
      • Tracking down and patching mobile users can be difficult, especially if they are off-site, but failure to do so can increase risk of future exposure.
      I guess the last one applies more to Network Admins than System Admins, but they tend to be hard to separate these days. Oh, and all these items are significantly more problematic in the case of a service pack release, as more things tend to be effected...
    9. Re:Sad really by TCM · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where's the "test, test, test" part?

      --
      Of course it runs NetBSD. BTC: 1NT7QvbetmANwaMzhpVL6
    10. Re:Sad really by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on the stereotypical Slashdot posts. Dollar signs in Microsoft's name, unbased claims of patches breaking things, and sarcastic quips at the end. High scores all around! Of course, no mention of the kernel release that corrupted filesystems, or of how Linux had more holes reported last month (9) than Microsoft (2)...

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    11. Re:Sad really by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Is that the $100+ OSX version, the $100+ OSX.1 upgrade, or the $100+ OSX.2 upgrade to the upgrade? Or are you waiting for the $100+ OSX.3 upgrade to the upgrade to the upgrade?

    12. Re:Sad really by caluml · · Score: 1
      unbased claims of patches breaking things

      Now who looks silly? Sign up to BugTraq, and you'll hear lots and lots of real-world experiences with patches breaking things.

    13. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad that this "check daily, patch, reboot" procedures never get mentioned in any MS-paid TCO-analysis.

      For a moment I misread that for:

      MS-paid SCO

    14. Re:Sad really by harrkev · · Score: 2, Informative
      Congratulations on the stereotypical Slashdot posts. Dollar signs in Microsoft's name, unbased claims of patches breaking things, and sarcastic quips at the end.


      I know that you are a troll, but I can't help it...

      Gee. I seem to remember that about a year ago, Microsoft withdrew a patch because it was buggy. This means that even though I formed it as a joke, IT HAS HAPPENED . If it had NOT happened, then you could feel free to tear into me.

      It has also been revealed that Micro$ sells their $190 operating system, but could sell it for under $50 and still make a profit. They sell it for more because the CAN. The average person has no choice. Microsoft has them by the short hairs. It is called a MONOPOLY (no, not the board game). Look it up. Your best buddy, Billy G. was found the be the head of a convicted monopolist corporation. It just completely sucks that the government let them off easy (at least there is still hope for Europe).

      Of course there is also the fact that the cost of Word has skyrocketed since the demise of WordPerfect.

      Now, about that Kernel release which corrupts filesystems -- was that an even or an odd release? You do know that the odd ones are to be considered alpha or beta quality, don't you? (hint: this means that the software is NOT guaranteed to be stable).

      Also, the number of holes last month for Linux probably includes all of the associated stuff that goes with it: various servers and applications and such. Take the Microsoft number and add in the holes for the web browser, web server, database server, office, and so on. Then, let's talk numbers.

      In short, grow a clue or turn your 'puter off.
      --
      "-1 Troll" is the apparently the same as "-1 I disagree with you."
    15. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be fine if M$ thoroughly checked their patches before releasing them. Too many times (and others have seen this too, if I can believe posters on Slashdot) it breaks something.

      I got tired of reinstalling. My current process looks like:
      1. Check for patches
      2. Image the drive
      3. patch it
      4. Reboot
      5. Test it
      6. Roll back to the previous image
      7. wait for M$ to release a corrected patch

      I use Drive Image and all the systems at work are setup with a small partition to save 2 to 3 images back. Great timesaver!

    16. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Now, about that Kernel release which corrupts filesystems -- was that an even or an odd release? You do know that the odd ones are to be considered alpha or beta quality, don't you? (hint: this means that the software is NOT guaranteed to be stable).

      Nope; he's talking about the 2.4.x ext3 filesystem bug that caused corruptions in some cases.

    17. Re:Sad really by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      Given a choice between $300 to go from X.0 to X.3 (X.1 was free for most) or $700 for the SCO license...

    18. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? The Mac OS X online updates require reboots all the time just as well.

    19. Re:Sad really by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      how about us in retarted IT country (read that as corperate IT) that scream "NOTHING OVER SP3 on Win2K!!!!!!!!"

      the dipheads dont know squat and now we are getting slammed because they wount allow any patching by us good admins...

      If we are going to run a crappy OS like windows, let us keep it patched!

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    20. Re:Sad really by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      Um, except that a .-release for OS X gives you more useful stuff. Really, the difference between 10.1 and 10.2 was big, far more than 2000 and XP. From what I've seen/read, 10.3 is going to be more than M$ promises to have 2005. Apple is just sticking to the X/10 because of marketing reasons.

      Really, considering what you get, the $100+ may well be worth it. If it isn't, then fine, you can keep running your version of 10.n and Apple will still make updates.

      --

      The Independent: Reverend Spooner Arrested in Friar Tuck Incident - ISIHAC, Historical Headlines
    21. Re:Sad really by b-baggins · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now, this being modded as funny is REALLY sad.

      Apple's versioning is as follows: .x = new release = full price .xy = maintenance upgrade = free.

      So, 10.1 was full price. 10.1.1 was free. 10.2 was full price. 10.2.6 was free. 10.3 is full price. 10.3.x will be free. 10.4 will be full price, etc.

      Apple does not sell upgrade CDs. You buy a full install. This means you don't need to have any previous version of OS X on the machine. So compate the right things. So let's put this in terms the Microsoft Marketing Influenced(TM) can understand.

      I paid $129 for the full version of OS X. You paid $299 for the full version of Windows2000 Professional.

      I paid $129 for the full version of Jaguar. You paid $399 for the full version of WindowsXP Professional.

      I will pay $129 for the full version of Panther. You will pay >$399 for the full version of Longhorn Professional.

      Now who should we laugh at?

      For all the ranting slashdotters do on how stupid the non-tech/geek person is, I find it hilarious that such a logical, programmer-centric versioning system totally confuses said slashdotter.

      I guess MS was pretty smart to call Winnt 5 Windows 2000, and Winnt 5.1 Windows XP, or you'd all be screaming about that $399 "upgrade" as well.

      --
      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
    22. Re:Sad really by endeavour31 · · Score: 1

      Just goes to show that noone takes Mac seriously enough to wirte worms for it. I am sure that Apple does release patches and updates which require restart. You can overpay many times or just once!

    23. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the above posts fail to notice that security is in question. How many security updates/patches has OSX had compared to M$?

    24. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OS X, you mean FeeBSD don't you. Get a real OS, FreeBSD/NetBSD, Linux, or God forbid OpenBSD.

    25. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yah you and the 10 other mac users out there can sit back and hug their powerbooks today!

      If I ever decide to write a worm that will infect
      less than 21 computers total I'll write it for the mac platform.

    26. Re:Sad really by anno1a · · Score: 1

      Well, actually Linux recently had a local root exploit. It works for all kernels before 2.4.20. Equipped with this exploit all the hostile party needs is a local exploit in any program the standard user is running.

      "In short, grow a clue or turn your 'puter off."
      In short, grow a clue and turn your 'puter off.

      --
      ------- I fumbled my registration and I now must suffer
    27. Re:Sad really by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Word.

      The first I heard of this was reading this story. I'm sitting here behind two firewalls on an OS X machine having converted to Mac a year ago. It's so refreshing not to have to worry about viruses.

      I know OS X isn't bullet proof (no OS is), and I keep on top of any security updates that come out, but it's so rare that it doesn't bother me,

      My w2k gaming box wasn't affected, but I suppose my firewalls kept it out. My FreeBSD box has been chugging along happily without incident as well.

    28. Re:Sad really by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      You could move to India and program computers for $2000/yr and live happily, but you don't.

      Are you evil?

      The price you charge is whatever the market will bare. If you sell something like banannas, your profit is low. If you sell software, it should be high.

      --
      Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
    29. Re:Sad really by pstreck · · Score: 1

      2 years ago? I think you're being slightly generous. Remember Win 3.11, NT 3.51, Win 95... Those all sucked worse than todays M$ offerings. Alas, when will the suits get it? Oh well, I'm also reading this from OS X.

      --

      Later,
      Phil
    30. Re:Sad really by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      our best buddy, Billy G. was found the be the head of a convicted monopolist corporation. It just completely sucks that the government let them off easy (at least there is still hope for Europe).

      Keep in mind that having a monopoly is not illegal. Being found "guilty" was not in regards to them being a monopoly, everyone knew that they were. They were found guilty for abusing their monopolistic powers. Government has a monopoly on writing law, but it's a rather benevolent monopoly, so no people complain.

      Bill is ruthless, yes, but don't go shooting at him with the wrong bullets.

      --
      You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.
    31. Re:Sad really by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      a LOCAL root exploit, big deal. WHen you have physical access to a computer all bets are off.

      Its the remote ones ppl worry about.

    32. Re:Sad really by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      Actually you can get them for less:
      at NewEgg.com. You'd have to shop around a little.

      Windows XP Home $93
      Windows XP Pro $143 (what is that $14 more?)

      I realize Mac fans have no choice outside of eBay in the price they pay for their O/S but there is more competition in the Windows world. The only reason you should get XP Pro over XP Home is if you develop web apps and want to run IIS on your local machine for testing. My home boxes run XP Pro but my laptops all run XP Home and I have no problem with .Net on either platform exchanging code.

      I prefer Linux on the server side but in the real world Windows is a big part of the equation. Mac OS X is fantastic but the cost of entry is higher than even Windows on the Server Side.

      I am a software developer that builds for Solaris, Windows, Linux, MacOS, PocketPC/WinCE and PalmOS. I'm just stating reality. If the world were a perfect place we'd be socialist and everyone would work a job they loved, people wouldn't kill and people on slashdot wouldn't blatantly exaggerate. However, this is not the world we live in.

    33. Re:Sad really by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      DLL Hell requires a reboot. Replacing a dll with a newer version because the old one is registered with the system and my guess is since Symantec Antivirus tools are very low level they require it. .Net is supposed to solve this. However, I am skeptical.

      The only reboots I do on my linux server are damn power failures. Nothing better than the every 6 month tornado or straight line winds tearing everything down in my neighborhood.

    34. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could move to India and program computers for $2000/yr and live happily, but you don't.

      You've obviously have never been to India. That place is a miserable hell-hole. It's no surprise that Indians are trying to get out of there.

    35. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that brother. One of my friends called me last night with this stupid worm, and I ended up helping fix her machine. As I sat downloading patches and burning them to disc for her, from the comfortable confines of my stable OSX interface I thought to myself... Why do people keep paying for this sh**ty interface?

    36. Re:Sad really by anno1a · · Score: 1

      "WHen you have physical access to a computer all bets are off."
      ... By local I of course mean that you need to have an account. This can be done by exploiting a hole in on of the programs a user on the system is using... Or if you can get a login via ssh? Ie. on campuses and so on.

      --
      ------- I fumbled my registration and I now must suffer
    37. Re:Sad really by Hoser+McMoose · · Score: 1

      In my experience, most reboots aren't necessary, they're just the result of patch programmers being lazy. Microsoft only just recently stopped being lazy in this regard, and guess what? Their patches no longer require reboots, they just stop and restart the right services, run a few ocmmands and your set to go. Norton hasn't figured this out yet.

      One thing I've found, for most Norton updates that "require" a reboot, you can just cancel their reboot and restart the Norton Anti-Virus service, and most of the time everything will work with all the latest and greatest updates. The odd time you need to register some component, and then it's usually just easier to reboot rather than trying to figure out all the undocumented commands.

    38. Re:Sad really by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Unbased?

      The reason why I haven't installed the patch yet is that I'm still only on SP2. And it needs SP3 or SP4. After the hell I went through installing SP2, I though it would be wiser to risk a virus, than stuff-up a perfectly good installation by attempting to install another SP and fuck it all up again.

      Of course, it looks like I'll have to do it now anyway. If the SP causes the same or less damage as the virus, I'll consider it a succesful update.

      *sigh* Apple aren't perfect either, but I'm glad I'm saving up for G5.

    39. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad thing is that most people in MS world will never bother to upgrade their OS... they'll run those silly Service Pack thingees and never buy it. They do this because it comes with their new computer.

      The Apple folks get it preinstalled too, but the Apple marketing magic convinces them to BUY a new copy of OS.X.X(x) because it's the newest and coolest thing ever! And the Apple folks file away and buy retail versions of it in droves. Less than (I don't remember the exact figures but some moderate searching on the web can find it) 5% of the copies of Windows sold are sold by themselves in retail (not bundled with a new PC). I'd venture to guess that of those 5%, the majority are to IT departments that are really just buying corporate versions and X amount of licenses.

      The Apple people in staying trendy (Apple is really the GAP of the computing world) buy whatever this season's stuff is while MS people generally look at their wallet and say, do I need that functionality? Can't I already do that? And, I might as well save my money for something else.

      Damned 95% of the world... cheapskate bastards! If everyone dropped coin when Bill Gates said something was really cool (I know, he doesn't even LOOK cool so no one really believes him) like they do when Steve Jobs does, the economy would bounce right back! On the other hand, Bill doesn't pass out that yummy spiked Kool-Aid either... maybe if he whipped up some hunch-punch first...

    40. Re:Sad really by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Right. Blame Microsoft for the fact you haven't kept up with majorly critical updates like service packs. Go use a Mac.

      *shrug*

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    41. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Apple's versioning is as follows: .x = new release = full price .xy = maintenance upgrade = free.

      So, 10.1 was full price. 10.1.1 was free. 10.2 was full price. 10.2.6 was free. 10.3 is full price. 10.3.x will be free. 10.4 will be full price, etc.

      Just for the record, Apple's pricing isn't always like that - 10.0 was full price (less than $129 I believe), 10.1 was free

    42. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it that Mac OS X server is more expensive than Windows in the server market? I mean, you can get an Xserve for less than 3 grand. Go configure a box from Dell with similar specs and add the Windows client licenses and it is way more.
      And of course you can always run OS X on a relatively cheap G4 tower for $1299 + $499 for a ten client license. Hell, I run it on a cube. It's almost as cheap as setting up Linux.

    43. Re:Sad really by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Ah, the lovely logical fallacy of false equivalence.

      Feature-wise, Jaguar matches XP professional, not XP Home.

      This is the same trick with software that PC apologists use for Mac hardware. Find some crippled white-box PC and compare the price with the highest-end Mac you can find and call the Mac overpriced.

      --
      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
    44. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows upgrade versions cost must less than full versions, and all you need is the install CD for a previous version, you don't actually perform any 'upgrades' if you don't want.

      Also, Apple releases a new version of OSX every few months, as opposed to every few years for Windows. I don't understand how it's so acceptable to pay $200 for an OSX upgrade (a service pack essentially). OK, so it's a good product. But I don't see paying an arm and a leg every 6 months as being reasonable. But I guess once you've paid god knows how much for the Apple machine, and then a couple OSX upgrades, it's kinda hard to backpedal and admit you're being raped with a spiked metal dildo on a regular basis, hmm?

    45. Re:Sad really by pod · · Score: 1

      Haha! The FixBlast scanner linked to in the article crashes when it gets to the .NET DLLs! I guess this .net stuff is so secure, you don't need to worry about scanning.

      --
      "Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!"
    46. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple does sell upgrade CDs sometimes. The catch is that you must have purchased the previous full version of the operating system within a limited time before the release of the current one. I got Jaguar for $20 because I had bought 10.1 just a couple of months beforehand.

      Even at $130 for a full version, OS X is much cheaper than the corresponding versions of Windows. The difference is even greater when you compare OS X Server and the Windows server versions.

      An OS X Server 10 client license is $500. Windows 2003 Server 10 user is around $1000.

      An OS X Server unlimited license is $1000. Windows 2003 Server with unlimited license doesn't even exist, but licenses cost about $30 each. For 100 users, you're already looking at $3000.

    47. Re:Sad really by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      I paid $129 for the full version of OS X. You paid $299 for the full version of Windows2000 Professional.

      I paid $129 for the full version of Jaguar. You paid $399 for the full version of WindowsXP Professional.

      I will pay $129 for the full version of Panther. You will pay >$399 for the full version of Longhorn Professional.


      Continuing...

      I will pay $800 for a new PC. You will take out a second mortgage.

      --
      It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
    48. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paying for software is REALLY sad.

    49. Re:Sad really by Ancil · · Score: 1

      Except that Microsoft DOES actually sell upgrade versions of their OS, unlike Apple. So that upgrade copy of XP Pro is actually only $149. And even the non-upgrade version is $249; you're off by one-and-a-half bills there. Heck, even the list price is $299 -- did we just add an extra Benjamin to make our point?

      Those are just Amazon's prices; I imagine you could find it cheaper if you looked at more than one site.

      Of course, if you are buying a whole new computer and want to keep running the old OS on your old computer, you'd want the full version. Then again, the minute you start buying hardware the Apple user is screwed, price-wise.

    50. Re:Sad really by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      Have you used XP Pro or Home?

      The only tangible difference I've seen is the ability to run self hosted IIS for local web development (which I don't use).

      I have several Mac's and there is nothing I can do on the Mac I cannot do on the PC. However the opposite is not true. I prefer Macs to PCs in general because I like the stability and interface better. But typing in a window is typing in a window, clicking on an icon is clicking on an icon. They are so similar that it's almost pointless in arguing which is better.

      XP Home is more than enough for me to do software development on my laptop (I have an MSDN subscription and have 10 licenses to XP Pro). In fact I have not even bothered to reinstall the XP Home that came on my laptop with XP Pro.

      Show me the differences. Oh and by the way I said XP Pro was $14 dollars more, so that was the one I was comparing.

    51. Re:Sad really by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      You will pay $800 for a new PC. I will pay $750 for a new Mac.

      --
      It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

      --Winston Churchill

      --
      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
    52. Re:Sad really by drunkenbatman · · Score: 1

      Egh- the timelines aren't even remotely the same. The time between windows major OS upgrades and Mac major upgrades is much, much larger.

      Apple charges you ~$129 every year or so for a new version, windows are more expensive but come much more rarely and are a larger jump. IE, look up the timelines between win95 & win98, or win98 & winXP, or winXP and longhorn.

    53. Re:Sad really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some people have a sense of humor. then there's you.

  61. New Patch Available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  62. The Danger of Bug Complacency by OpenYourEyes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been trying to get relatives to fix the Windows DCOM security hole. At least two so far have said "oh! I didn't realize that was a security problem!" They thought the RPC service failing and causing a machine reboot was your everyday "bug", and since it just rebooted the machine (and even gave you 60 seconds to finish up what you were doing!), that it wasn't a big deal.

    I think the 60 second thing is seen as a feature - along the lines of "see! Windows knows when its going to crash and lets you save your work first. Like the computer on Star Trek telling you how many seconds until there is a hull breach."

    All of them heard the news about a security problem. None of them connected it with the problems they were having.

    Finally, to make matters worse, Microsoft's page talks about patching the system, but says nothing about removing the worm. This is problematic since, as noted above, it can sometimes be pretty hard to download the patch if your computer wants to reboot in the middle of the download.

  63. "svchost.exe has generated errors..." by MyNicksTaken( · · Score: 0

    Some of our infected systems are getting the error "svchost.exe has generated errors and will be closed by windows" when opening outlook 2000. In addition, the control panel icons are in 2 rows with the scroll bar about a third of the way across the window, the remaining area of control panel window is blank white space. Add Remove programs is all messed up, can't be used, nor can "Computer Management" though "Users and Passwords" seems to work correctly. These systems are infected but so far, running the removal tool and the RPC patch does not fix these symptoms. Is this a seperate virus, "part 2" of the payload, or what? Anyone else ran into this and have a fix?

    --
    "Eagles may soar, but Weasel's don't get sucked into Jet Engines!"
    1. Re:"svchost.exe has generated errors..." by ThePyro · · Score: 1

      The symptoms you describe indicate that either the removal tool failed or the patch failed - I'm not sure which. I would remove the worm manually and then install a firewall to be sure you don't get hit again (or perhaps in the reverse order). The manual removal instructions are very easy to follow - just need to delete the file and remove one registry entry.

      I observed similar symptoms on a Win2k system (svchost.exe was crashing, all programs that use COM objets / ActiveX controls were exhibiting strange behavior). After the manually removing the worm and installing ZoneAlarm the symptoms went away.

    2. Re:"svchost.exe has generated errors..." by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Not true - I get these errors (2000) and haven't applied the patch or tried to remove it yet.

      --
      I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
    3. Re:"svchost.exe has generated errors..." by ThePyro · · Score: 1

      Exactly my point, he is getting the errors because either the removal tool failed or the patch failed. Thus his system is still infected or still vulnerable.

    4. Re:"svchost.exe has generated errors..." by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Ok - I get it now.... sometimes it take me a while - much like Little Larry in The Big Lobowsky.

      --
      I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
  64. Linux people: Rejoice! by Eudial · · Score: 5, Informative
    All the Linux users (and *BSD for that matter) are walking around with a big smile on their lips days like this.

    To make this smile even bigger: Compile this and execute it as root (all ports below 1024 are restricted and needs root permission to be listened to)

    Now you can actually *see* when the worm tries it's futile attack on your superior OS.
    // begin mblaster_l.c
    #include <sys/types.h>
    #include <sys/socket.h>
    #include <netinet/in.h>
    #include <arpa/inet.h>
    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <string.h>
    #include <unistd.h>
    #define PORT 135

    int main()
    {
    int sock_f;
    struct sockaddr_in sockaddr_l;
    socklen_t len_s;
    struct sockaddr_in remote_a;
    char buffer[4096];
    int remote_p;

    sock_f=socket(AF_INET,SOCK_STREAM,0);
    if(sock_f<2) { printf("Error: %s \n","Could not create socket"); return 1; }

    sockaddr_l.sin_family=AF_INET;
    sockaddr_l.sin_port=htons(PORT);
    sockaddr_l.sin_addr.s_addr=INADDR_ANY;
    memset(&sockaddr_l.sin_zero,0,8);
    if(bind(sock_f,(struct sockaddr*)&sockaddr_l,sizeof(struct sockaddr))==-1)
    { printf("Error: %s \n", "Could not bind socket"); return 1; }

    if(listen(sock_f,30)==-1) { printf("Error: %s \n", "Could not listen to socket"); return 1; }
    len_s=sizeof(struct sockaddr);
    while(1)
    {
    if((remote_p=accept(sock_f,(struct sockaddr*)&remote_a,&len_s))==-1) continue;
    if(recv(remote_p,&buffer,4096,0)==-1) continue;
    printf("Received data from %s \n",inet_ntoa(remote_a.sin_addr));
    printf("%s",buffer);
    close(remote_p);
    }
    }

    // end mblaster_l.c
    --
    GAAH! MY PRINTER IS ON FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
    1. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Your program is vulnerable to a buffer overflow attack.

      Imagine if you recv 4096 non-null bytes.

      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    2. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Oops, technically that's a bufer overrun attack not overflow.

      For the crowd: An overflow attack is when you try to *write* more bytes than you can hold. An overrun is when you try to *read* more bytes.

      An overrun is harder to exploit except for segfaulting an application.

      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    3. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by Eudial · · Score: 1

      Yes, but since this is something i scribbled together in 3 minutes and is not supposed to be secure (it's just supposed to enable you to grin evilly @ the virus)

      --
      GAAH! MY PRINTER IS ON FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
    4. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All the Linux users (and *BSD for that matter) are walking around with a big smile on their lips days like this.

      Sigh. The Windows exploit is essentially a buffer overrun. Microsoft knew about this and released a patch *before* this worm was even written. So it comes down to two things:

      1. It's a common problem caused by people writing OS-level services in languages that are prone to these types of problems. Windows and Linux are in the same boat here. Many such exploits have been found in boths OSes, and more will be found in the future.

      2. It doesn't matter how fast a patch is released if people don't download and install the patches. Again, both Windows and Linux are identical in this respect.

      If Linux were on 90% of all desktop PCs, you'd see the same kinds of viruses and worms. It's not like there haven't been UNIX worms in the past; to think otherwise is fooling yourself. And if Linux were that popular, it would only be a matter of time until bogus "security updates" started making the rounds, so people log in as root to install them, and BANG.

    5. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      But then people run your app and can get sploited [well sorta] just the same.

      Also "secure coding" shouldn't be a separate process. It should be something you do always.

      Like the constant 4096 in your recv is another "booboo". You should have used sizeof() for the buf. That way if you resize the buffer you don't have to search through the code for it.

      Similarly whenever you receive a string you should always guarantee that the last byte is NULL. The simplest approach would be to recv sizeof() - 1 bytes and force the next byte read [using the return of recv] to zero.

      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    6. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you have used a scripting language like perl or python, not only would your quick'n'dirty program have been even quicker and easier, but it would have been less dirty.

      C is not the right tool for that type of job.

    7. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should write a book about secure coding, Tom? You could start posting to the computer security newsgroups, maybe release some useless, buggy security libraries, and generally make an ass of yourself THERE too!

    8. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Oh, you found a flaw in my analysis of his program? Do share.

      Or are you just another yuppy with MSIE and too much time on your hands?

      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    9. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by caluml · · Score: 1

      Could you change it so it tries to connect back to the host on tcp/4444, and shut it down?
      That might be useful.

    10. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by "yuppy" you mean "has a job and doesn't live with his parents" then I suppose I'm a yuppy. If you'll admit, just once, that you're wrong, then all the time I've spent will have been worth it.

    11. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Wrong about what?!??!?! His program does have a flaw!!!

      Have I made mistakes before? Yes. Will I make mistakes again [hopefully not the same]? Yes.

      But I think that can be said of everyone. So what is your fucking point? By "yuppy" I mean asshat who contributes shit all nothing to a conversation while trying to rag on anyone with two cents to contribute by attacking everything they say or do.

      It's easy to be an armchair critic. Why not try to contribute stuff you pansy-ass little faggot AC posting piece of shit mother fucker!

      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    12. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just mean, in general, about being wrong. Such as that grammar business the other day, or claiming that a cipher is almost certainly secure just because nobody has publicly proven it broken.

      But don't you see? The reason I make you so angry is that at some level you understand that the way I'm intentionally acting toward you is that way you unintentionally act toward other people. THAT is why they hate you.

      I'd rather not contribute in a public forum under my real name than do so repeatedly and incorrectly, have my flaws pointed out, fail to acknolwedge them, and continue being wrong.

      It's fun to be an armchair critic. It's obviously effective, since you insist on replying every single time.

      (Yuppy means "young urban professional, by the way)

    13. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Come on, don't be juvenile.

      I remember when all the Windows, Mac, and FreeBSD users I know were grinning when the latest Linux kernel was corrupting filesystems and yet somehow got released officially.

      Nothing's perfect, and this has had a patch out since March 26th.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    14. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I just mean, in general, about being wrong. Such as that grammar business the other day, or claiming that a cipher is almost certainly secure just because nobody has publicly proven it broken.

      First off, "in general" I'm not always wrong when I post in public. I do make mistakes [but /. can hardly count as a serious discussion forum] but you cannot sum up a persons entire existance to three posts or something.

      Also what ciphers have I made that claim for? I'm rather certain whenever I do propose a cipher I make it very clear not to use it because it is new and untested by others. So I don't see where you come off writing that.

      It seems in sci.crypt that most of the "hate" I get are from loud-mouth arrogant newbies who don't want to face reality.


      I'd rather not contribute in a public forum under my real name than do so repeatedly and incorrectly, have my flaws pointed out, fail to acknolwedge them, and continue being wrong.


      So you'd rather not try at all for fear of making a mistake. Hmm, and I'm the one with issues?

      As for "making mistakes" you just made a mistake about me posting about ciphers. So should I now find out where you live and staple your post to your forehead too?

      And finally as for replying to your posts, yeah they're annoying and piss me off but I honestly don't have anything better todo right now. Otherwise I wouldn't be on /.

      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    15. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC: If you'll admit, just once, that you're wrong, then all the time I've spent will have been worth it.

      TSD: Wrong about what?!??!?!

      AC: I just mean, in general, about being wrong.

      TSD: First off, "in general" I'm not always wrong when I post in public. I do make mistakes [but /. can hardly count as a serious discussion forum] but you cannot sum up a persons entire existance to three posts or something.



      You're defensive if you took that to mean that I think you're wrong in general. I mean that in general, when you're wrong, you don't admit it. You seem willing to admit that you COULD be wrong, and claim that you never claim to be infalliable, but I have yet to see a single instance of you unambiguously admitting that you were incorrect about something. At best, you side-step the issue, more usally, you resort to name-calling.

      As for the cipher security, I was referring to this thread.

      You seem to have convinced yourself that the crap you get in sci.crypt is from arrogant newcomers who are unwilling to face reality. While you've been around long enough to no longer be considered a newcomer, you yourself are still arrogant and unwilling to face reality. This is what I, fruitlessly it seems, am trying to get you to recognize.

      I participate publicly in various forums related to my technical expertise. I have no intention of taking this particular project of mine public, since it has no bearing on my professional life. It is, however, something that needs to be said.

      I don't choose not to participate for fear of making a mistake. Rather, I choose to refrain publicly from insisting that I am correct, and labeling anyone who points out the truth to the contrary as jealous, arrogant, or otherwise deluded.

      BTW, I just pointed out above where you made claims that, among other things, "Of course anybody can make a cipher that is trivial breakable. But those that have survived all our known tests, are secure." This is a concrete instance of you "claiming that a cipher is almost certainly secure just because nobody has publicly proven it broken."

      You just made a false claim of fact, which I can disprove. True, it's an understandable one, since the post was from a couple of years ago. The question is now, are you capable of saying something like: "you're right, I'm wrong, I made that claim", or will you have to qualify it in weasel-words and insults?

      I was like you when I was your age, and I made an ass out of myself. Fortunately, I learned to knock it off before it negatively impacted my professional life. You stand a good chance of making serious mistakes with your life. Perhaps a good therapist could help you?

    16. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I may be stubbord or arrogant from times to time but I fail to see what that thread proves. In fact in many posts I cite specific truisms. I'm fairly modest, e.g.

      "True, but we know (or should I say 'they know') alot about various"

      etc. etc.

      If you think debating an issue is "one person being wrong and arrogant about it" you must be one hell of a genius or one hell of a push-over. Plus most discussions with Douglas go nowhere fast. He is slow to cite resources and quick to pass judgement. Normally he's right which makes it allright but I've been in a couple of debates which quickly turned ugly when he "called" the cards and had nothing to show for it.


      BTW, I just pointed out above where you made claims that, among other things, "Of course anybody can make a cipher that is trivial breakable. But those that have survived all our known tests, are secure." This is a concrete instance of you "claiming that a cipher is almost certainly secure just because nobody has publicly proven it broken."


      I guess you weren't following the thread that you yourself cited.

      I was trying to point out that no push-button test for "secure" exists and that the only metric is empiracal data. If a cipher survives known attacks then it might as well be "secure" until new attacks are invented.

      It's called an opinion. If yours differs great, why not debate it with me in sci.crypt [or private email] instead of bad mouthing every post I write?


      You just made a false claim of fact, which I can disprove. True, it's an understandable one, since the post was from a couple of years ago. The question is now, are you capable of saying something like: "you're right, I'm wrong, I made that claim", or will you have to qualify it in weasel-words and insults?


      I still believe what I said to be a reasonable philosophy. I mean if you cannot prove secure than FEAL-4 is just as secure as AES right? I mean "security" as a concept doesn't exist in your world since you cannot prove it!

      Oh and if you think my ideas are so far fetched why did NIST adopt AES as a secure cipher. I don't see NIST's proof that AES is invulnerable to all attacks anywhere. Do you?

      As for making mistakes with my life I'm fairly sure I'm destine to live on the streets the rest of my life. So I don't mind standing by my convictions.

      BTW, why don't you make up a throw-away hotmail account and email me in private. I'd like to debate the issue with you and perhaps resolve this non=stop flamewar.

      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    17. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if you recall the July 16th announcement, working exploit code was available before the patch.

    18. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, put this whole frou-frou bitchfest through an AES cipher and you get:

      TOMSTDENIS CANS THE MANHAM and BOTTLES THE MANGOO before POURING MANFROSTED FLAKES!

      Amazing crypto- having the real message encrypt into the illegible version of a queef like that series of posts. So assinine that most of the slashdot readership simply skipped right over it. Brilliant!

    19. Re:Linux people: Rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, why don't you make up a throw-away hotmail account and email me in private.

      Mr. StDenis, are you trying to seduce me?

  65. Removal bad! Reformat good! by c0y · · Score: 2, Informative
    Sure, go ahead and use that removal tool. And ignore the fact that you've probably been gang raped by a bunch of skript kiddies for the last month.

    Seriously, best current practices dictate that before a compromised machine is reconnected to the 'net you:

    1. Reformat
    2. Reinstall from manufacturer's original media
    3. Apply all necessary security patches.

    Getting the patches without a 'net connection is left as an exercise to the reader.

  66. What if.. by naitro · · Score: 1

    ..anyone combined the RPC-vuln with the recent Cisco IOS denial of service vulnerability?

    Think about it.. What if the worm would have first infected X couple of other computers, and then DoS:ed every router in sight? Not a pretty sight, I say.

  67. Linux bashing now considered a hate crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  68. I think it's funny... by wrexsoul · · Score: 1
    Quote from Symantic's Security Response about the worm:

    The worm contains the following text, which is never displayed:

    I just want to say LOVE YOU SAN!! billy gates why do you make this possible ? Stop making money and fix your software!!

    Now, it may just be me, but putting an easter egg in a virus is just kind of cute.

    --
    - WrexSoul
    \/.
    vvv

    1. Re:I think it's funny... by The+Ayatrollah · · Score: 0
      Flamebait eh? Check this out from CNN: "The infection was quickly dubbed "LovSan" because of a love note left behind on vulnerable computers: "I just want to say LOVE YOU SAN!" Researchers also discovered another message hidden inside the infection that appeared to taunt Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates: "billy gates why do you make this possible? Stop making money and fix your software!"

      Are you trying to tell me that this guy uses Windows? Please. Pull your head out of your ass.

      --
      The Ayatrollah of Rock and Rollah
    2. Re:I think it's funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He must have been running Windows, for the following reasons:

      1) He/She compiled a windows program
      2) He/She had to have known how RPC worked and how to exploit it

  69. THIS IS A SUREFIRE WAY TO STOP SHUTDOWNS by kunsan · · Score: 5, Informative

    I got the worm yesterday, and found that when the "shutdown" popup appears, just reset the system time... you have a full minute to that. I just pushed the data back one year, and the shutdown is postponed a year! then you can run a full system virus scan, and repair tools

    Regards/
    JP

    --
    The facts expressed here belong to all, the opinions to me. The distinction between fact and opinion is yours to decide.
    1. Re:THIS IS A SUREFIRE WAY TO STOP SHUTDOWNS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Surefire Way To Stop Shutdowns"

      Install Linux. [/obvious]

    2. Re:THIS IS A SUREFIRE WAY TO STOP SHUTDOWNS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But warcraft! Too slow on wine.

  70. Stop Blaming Users, Blame Microsoft by mizidymizark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know this is Slashdot and all the Linux users need their daily affirmation that they are right, but guys, lay off the common user. To expect someone over dialup to have Windows XP patched with the 200 MB of updates since XP came out is rather harsh. I know this hits more broadband users, but working in tech support, we have seen a fair amount of dialup users get hit as well. So before telling the everyday user to switch to Linux for their home machine, maybe we should get Microsoft to check their product for problems before shipping it out.

    1. Re:Stop Blaming Users, Blame Microsoft by bmj · · Score: 1

      That's a good point, but even if I'm running a major distribution of GNU/Linux on a machine with only dialup connectivity, I still have to download updates. Granted, it seems like the Microsoft vulnerabilities are always much worse, but you still have to keep a linux machine up to date with patches.

      --
      Whereof we cannot speak, thereof we must be silent. --Ludwig Wittgenstein
    2. Re:Stop Blaming Users, Blame Microsoft by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'll bite.

      Windows XP has been out since 2001. Patches come out incrementally, so it's not 200MB all at once, but a little bit over a period of two years. In addition, newer machines are sold with SP1 and updates already installed, so it's even less to download.

      How can Microsoft be to blame for this attack when they released the patch over a month ago? My corporate network was left 100% untouched.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    3. Re:Stop Blaming Users, Blame Microsoft by mizidymizark · · Score: 1

      I do understand that newer computers will have less to update, but I got a new computer one month ago, with SP1 installed on XP and still had 80MB of critical updates to install. To have a new computer require 80MB of updates is tough for a dial-up user. While this is part the distributers fault for not running the update before leaving the factory, it still is intimidating for a person who may have never had a computer before

  71. Firewall people, firewall by rabbit994 · · Score: 0

    1. Get ahold of 233 MHZ box. Go ask your friendly SysAdmin who is very likely to have one of these lying around. Make sure you get a second NIC. 2. www.Smoothwall.org Linux firewall that is configurable via web interface. 3. Put firewall in between Windows and the internet. 4. PATCH YOUR WINDOWS BOXES. *me sees a picture of a big mean looking tux with Windows logo cowering behind it*

    1. Re:Firewall people, firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what are some other popular Linux firewalls?

      would snort handle something like this worm?

  72. The problem with that is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that if you do that, people (slashbots in particular) will turn around and scream bloody murder that MS is installing binaries automatically, which is of course "evil" on this site.

    1. Re:The problem with that is by WNight · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's the legacy of MS policies like "DOS ain't done till Lotus don't run!"

      You just know you'll let auto-update run and one day it'll "disable" your MP3s because WMV offer so much more security, or something similar.

    2. Re:The problem with that is by Politburo · · Score: 1

      You just know you'll let auto-update run and one day it'll "disable" your MP3s because WMV offer so much more security, or something similar.

      Right. Let's look at it for a moment, ignoring the obvious illegality.

      Microsoft disables all of its users' MP3s in order to move people to a different audio format, one which it can explicity control. MP3, currently one of the most popular file formats on the internet, is used by just about everyone on many platforms, and has no built in rights management.

      So what does Joe User do? Stick with Microsoft and slowly rebuild his WMA collection, despite losing all of his music (legal or not)? Especially now having set the precedent of deliberately destroying users data? I doubt it.

      If MS were to ever do something ridiculous like you predict, you would see users defecting from Windows. Right now, though, MS does not use those tactics, and you see people sticking with Windows, despite its very well publicized and frequently devastating security flaws. That either says a lot about the rest of Windows, or says so very little about the alternatives.

    3. Re:The problem with that is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... USERS defecting from Windows. That's laughable. Definitely one for the books.

    4. Re:The problem with that is by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Automatic installation? I'm prompted *twice* before anything is installed. I think that's the default settings, though I'm not sure.

    5. Re:The problem with that is by WNight · · Score: 1

      What they'd do, if they did it, would be to convert the mp3s to WMA, so that you didn't lose anything... And hey, your music is now more secure against hackers, isn't that great!?

      The point though, is that you can't trust MS to remain impartial when they've got business interests in that area. They aren't above sabotaging a competitors product so why would you possibly trust them to automatically install updates?

    6. Re:The problem with that is by Politburo · · Score: 1

      They aren't above sabotaging a competitors product so why would you possibly trust them to automatically install updates?

      Well that wasn't the original situation. The original situation was a Windows Update patch that performed some other, possibly unwanted, tasks. Furthermore, it's clearly in their interest to sabotage a competitor, but it is not in their interest to sabotage themselves.

    7. Re:The problem with that is by WNight · · Score: 1

      Pissing off customers isn't smart, but if the MPAA offered to force the DVDCA to agree to never license DVD players under a non-windows OS, for security reasons of course, Microsoft would shoot it's own collective mother.

      They wouldn't force customers into DRM measures, unless they stood to gain from it. But, it's trivially easy to imagine competitors of theirs having trouble getting certified, or having their code signed, so that Media Player was the only viable alternative for most people, and DRM measures didn't let any non-DRM "enabled" player play the media. They'd love this and it's precisely the type of anti-competitive thing they've done before.

    8. Re:The problem with that is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh give it a rest... they did it with windows on dr dos...what ever happend to that...

  73. Also... by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    Though MS03-010 is included with Service Pack 4, MS03-026 is required/'can be installed' on either SP3 or SP4.

    --
    Mod Karma -1: I sed bad wurds. If I cep my mouf shut, I wud be at riyses.
  74. Another quick fix by x.Draino.x · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Another quick fix if you don't have enough time to apply the patch before shutdown. Go into Administrative tools, Services, find the RPC service. It gives you options of what to do if it unexpectedly dies. By default, it is set to shutdown after 60 seconds. You can change this to "Do nothing". Make sure you set it for the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd warning. So basicly now it will die, but it will go un-noticed.

  75. cable internet @ 10k/s by PC+renovator · · Score: 1

    I have a felling that there might be people in my are that have this virus "Network Associates said that many home broadband users were reporting heavy traffic on their net connection as a result of being infected by the worm. " BBC news I normaly get 200k/s and Its not like it is late in the evaning its 8:30am and I was getting 10.1k/s I should have the patch and all so Im not to woried

  76. What if... by yobtah · · Score: 1

    ...this worm was created by some group like the US Government's Department of Homeland Security to avoid a nastier exploit later? Nothing forces people to install a patch like forced reboots after 60 seconds. Aside from the reboot, the worm is harmless... the lack of damage done seems suspicious.

    1. Re:What if... by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      It's a worm, not a virus. A virus has a payload.

      Code Red also had no payload iirc. It's not suspicious, it's just a worm.

    2. Re:What if... by yobtah · · Score: 1

      Right. My original post never used the word "virus". That's exactly the point.

      Given the huge number of really nasty things a malicious person could do with this exploit, why would that person simply reboot boxes? It forces users to apply the patch, and it eliminates the possiblity of exploiting the same hole later.

      If I were interested in exploiting a security hole, why would I waste my time and the opportunity with a worm that basically does nothing?

      This sounds more like someone who simply wants to force users to patch.

    3. Re:What if... by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, it didn't reboot boxes on purpose... it was a programming mistake. And I was just informed that it does have a payload. On Aug 16th, infected machines begin a DDoS on windowsupdate.microsoft.com

    4. Re:What if... by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

      Wrong again :)

      In order to be a virus, all a file has to do is replicate. If it has a payload or not is irrelevant. If it has a payload, but no replication, then it's a trojan...

  77. Shoot The messenger... by decepetion · · Score: 2, Funny

    My wife calls me upstairs last night.."The machine keeps shutting down".. Me: "what" *looks at task manager* Task Manager: msblast.exe Me: "Why isn't the firewall turned on?" Wife: "I Hate having to answer all of its questions, so I turned it off." Me: AAAARRRGGGHHH

    1. Re:Shoot The messenger... by doon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ahh that is why I have the firewall in front of the wife's machine. So she can't turn it off. :)

      --
      To E-mail me, replace the first period in my domain with an @
    2. Re:Shoot The messenger... by mattiaca · · Score: 1

      How cute. Why is it always the wives that do this? I feel insulted in my womanhood. ;-) I've definitely heard too many "My girlfriend/wife/female partner is too stupid to use a firewall"-comments during the last few days. Guess who had to save my boyfriend's machine....? It's NOT only stupid women using Bill's products....

    3. Re:Shoot The messenger... by doon · · Score: 1

      In regards to this, I wasn't trying to be sexist, honest. My wife in really smart, computers just are not her thing. MY wife is an artist first and an accountant second. So she can use Photoshop and Excel, and check her e-mail, but security etc. I have the same type firewall in front of my dads computers also. The problem comes down to security and ease of use unfortunately are mutually exclusive most times.

      Since most of my family is now on Higher speed connections and I had a bunch of old Pentiums lying around, when they get their new connection, they get an old machine running FreeBSD and IPFilter to keep their boxen safer. I find it cuts down on the amount of Gratis Admin work I have to do.

      --
      To E-mail me, replace the first period in my domain with an @
  78. Everyone repeatedly check MS site on the 16th by bodland · · Score: 1

    To make sure it is up...

    1. Re:Everyone repeatedly check MS site on the 16th by BoysDontCry · · Score: 1

      I don't need to. I have this little program called msblast.exe that'll do that for me.

  79. Worm-"Y" Factor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "your ISP is nailing WinXP users? Deliberatly? Cool!"

    Even better. All of them are female.

  80. Proper removal instructions by XSforMe · · Score: 3, Informative

    Luckily, it's an easy one to stop: Download this security update. Once you've installed that patch, go here and download the removal tool."
    Not really... there have been several reports that the thing has flogged machines so badly that it might not be even posible to connect to windowsupdate/any other internet site. For proper removal instructions, take a look at CERT's advisory or Trendmicro's KB

    --
    My other OS is the MCP!
  81. I might not be speaking for everyone, but I say: by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny

    I welcome our new Skynet Overlords.

  82. Re:Fscking Windows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, come on, people. He threw you a bone for fuck's sake. Linux 7.2? Sheesh!

  83. Re:Honest question [Corporate Answer] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Welcome to the corporate world. All things, including service packs, must be tested on all platforms with all applications before being deployed into the environment.

    We don't have a couple dozen windows boxes. We have a couple hundred thousand. Patching is *painful*. We're not talking purely servers that are affected--standard workstations. Servers get patches at a much faster rate than the user desktops.

    Even after the 4-6 months goes by and the patches get the official blessing for end-user install, users don't like watching the service packs run for half an hour when they login. Besides, who trusts the users to sit around and let them install without playing with stuff.

    So....We filter internal site connections to try and contain infections, and work as quickly as possible to mitigate the risks of downtime for system updates vs. the risk of collateral damage (outages) caused by Microsoft's weak code and security practices (AKA bug).

    After two years, we're almost done with the Windows2000 conversion, but Microsoft has already been pushing for immediate XP deployment for a year...

    Why aren't they all patched? Because nothing moves fast in large installation bases.

  84. msblast and Task Manager not opening by notetoi · · Score: 1

    My friend got hit by one of these guys last night, and I tried (long distance) to fix over the phone for a few hours but there is still a problem. Norton detected two viri: msblast and tftp3088 (I) deleted msblast from the HD, and removed all msblast registries. Updated XP with the latest patches. Stopped start-up processes. The problem is that while in regular mode, when trying to start task manager it starts minimized (iconified) and it allow you to maximize it. When trying to start regedit or msconfig, the program appears for a second and then dissappears. Tried a maximized-task-manager registry patch, but when trying to install it the same dissapearing act happens. Everything starts o.k. and maximizes in safe mode. Anyway, anybody knows anything about the tftp3088 problem? Google/yahoo returns nothing. Any ideas?

  85. Effect on Internet traffic by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    Absolutely zilch so far. I'm sure other major worms have shown up as a big spike. Move away folks, there's nothing to see.

    --
    When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
  86. Love your sig by 1nihilist1 · · Score: 1

    Love your sig

    It's a great song!

  87. Accidental protection by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    I would like to say that constant updating and patching my Windows desktop protected me. I would like to say that my Linux firewall kept the bugger from penetrating my systems. Although both of those things probably protected me, truthfully, the main part of my protection yesterday when the worm hit my subnet was that my ISP suffered a major outage due to the worm. I was knocked off the internet for 12 hours during the brunt of it. Thank goodness for inefficiency!

    --
    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
  88. Re:Taco responds re: editor moderation abuse by DemoLiter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... and according to Meta Moderation, the fairness of these moderations are either statistically indistinguishable from non-admin users, or substantially better.

    How can fairness of a rather small group of moderating reades be better than fairness of the whole group?

    Doesn't it sound like "according to the result of public polls, the decisions of the government are more democratic than average public opinion"

  89. Affecting copy/paste? by scrawl · · Score: 1

    We've have a bunch of people where I work whose clipboards are getting screwed up (aka. copy/paste doesn't work). I'm pretty sure it's related to this virus, but I haven't seen any articles associating the two. Has anyone else heard of a similar symptom?

    1. Re:Affecting copy/paste? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      I had that - could not copy/paste short cuts to the desktop.

      Also, could not drag and drop (d/d uses the clipboard).

      --
      I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
    2. Re:Affecting copy/paste? by zzyzx · · Score: 1

      This happened to me after I applied the patch but before I rebooted the box. Rebooting did fix the problem.

    3. Re:Affecting copy/paste? by Jelizabug · · Score: 1

      My company had several machines hit by the virus, but for some reason mine seemed to be the only one that had the copy/paste problems. (I have a Windows 2000 pc.) Other problems that cropped up at the same time included not being able to print, not being able to open MS Excel, not being able to right-click/ open new window in Explorer... oh, Norton Anti-Virus wasn't able to update, and MS Windows Update wouldn't work.

      I think that was it. After getting the patch, deleting the registry entry, deleting msbatch.exe, and rebooting a couple of times everything started working again.

  90. Backdraft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This could very well be a (another) turning point for linux. Of course, by the time something like this happens to Linux, everybody is going to run the other way again, but it could give OS some inroads."

    Depends. If it comes out in the wash that this was written by someone affiliated with Linux. Then all this could backfire. "Gotta watch out for those geeks. They're dangerous".

  91. Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I heard about this latest virus scare on the radio, and I noticed it was called a "Windows virus" this time, and not the usual "computer virus." It seems even non-techies are finally catching on that these are Windows problems being exploited, and if you run non-Windows machines you are unaffected.

    Yes, yes, I know, this is /. and we all know this. My point is that the mainstream press is starting to make the distinction now.

    1. Re:Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by !Xabbu · · Score: 1

      Troll?? I'd say informative or interesting here.. but definately not troll.

      --

      - Jimbob
    2. Re:Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      Thanks. I find it mystifying why someone would have modded that comment as a "troll." I'm not trying to start an argument, just pointing out what I heard this morning on the radio and what the implications are.

      Maybe they are a Windows booster and can't stand the fact that this is yet another case where their OS is vulnerable and the rest of us just go on about our lives as if nothing is happening. But my comment was real, accurate, on topic, and interesting to me at least.

    3. Re:Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by Knife_Edge · · Score: 1

      Where are you located? I'm guessing not in the U.S....

    4. Re:Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by dBLiSS · · Score: 0

      Virus? Don't mean to nitpick, but isn't this a worm? A windows Worm..?

      --

      The Good Life
    5. Re:Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by RoLi · · Score: 1

      I noticed exactly the same in the BBC-article. Finally the mainstream-press seems to get it.

    6. Re:Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by Notre97 · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt that mainstream media is calling it a "Windows virus" in order to diiferentiate it from a "Linux virus," or "Mac virus." They are trying to differentiate it from an "email virus." They are labeling it because of it's entry point, not OS.

    7. Re:Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by Loundry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are trying to differentiate it from an "email virus." They are labeling it because of it's entry point, not OS.

      I think you may be right. If the worm spread itself solely due to a flaw in Microsoft Outlook (I know, perish the thought!), then would the mainstream press have labeled it as an "e-mail virus" or a "Micorosoft Outlook virus"? My guess is that it would be the former with the real culprit mentioned as an afterthought.

      --
      I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
    8. Re:Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      Thing is, even tough you can call them "email virus", they're still "Windows virus",

    9. Re:Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by unk1911 · · Score: 1

      i think you are reading into it too much. it's just a virus. a rose is a rose is a rose... -gertrude stein, 1913

    10. Re:Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      I heard about this latest virus scare on the radio, and I noticed it was called a "Windows virus" this time, and not the usual "computer virus." It seems even non-techies are finally catching on that these are Windows problems being exploited

      That, or I think more likely, the average person thinks the only PC is a windows PC, and that "windows" is synonymous with "computer".

    11. Re:Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by myklgrant · · Score: 1

      I have maintained for a long time that there should be a virus and worm naming convention. If a user learns that he is infected by "Windows Virus #47" (or some such thing) they might realize what a risk Windows is. The current names Blaster, Code Red, Slammer et al paper over what is a serious problem.

    12. Re:Calling it what it is: A "Windows" virus by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      You're right -- my local TV news called it "the Windows Worm". I didn't think about that at the time, but I guess it's a kind of breakthrough. Then again, they also said that you got infected "through your browser", leading me to wonder for a moment if they were talking about something other than the RPC exploit. :-P

      Morons they remain.

      --
      Share and Enjoy: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
  92. Nice side effect - no spam! by Krafty+Koder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    thanks to this worm, i've noticed a dramatic decrease in the amount of spam i'm getting - roughly 150 to 200 per day is trapped by my spamassassin install. Today, only around 10 spams.

    1. Re:Nice side effect - no spam! by spamchang · · Score: 1

      Ah, that means the spammers are stupid enough to run around with unpatched Windows machines as well. *yay*

  93. This got our university by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The university of hull has been hit really hard by this worm - it seems to have caught the sysadmins with their pants down. The whole campus is infected which is several thousand machines. The library cant issue books and only a few computers remain virus free. Why couldnt they have installed the patch or indeed blocked it at the firewall and routers - its cost most people here a days work and theres a lot of people ready to lynch the sysadmins.

  94. Removal Tool crash by xtianus · · Score: 1

    The removal tool crashed on my (non-infected) Windows XP Pro, so don't count too much on it! Actually it crashed while opening a particular zip file (shown in the tool status line after the crash) and started to work fine after I removed that file.

    1. Re:Removal Tool crash by zedmelon · · Score: 1

      The removal tool crashed on my (non-infected) Windows XP Pro...

      Um, why are you running a removal tool on a "non-infected" machine?

      Note to xtianus and to MODS! I'm not trying to be a dick, just curious.

      --
      Mom says my .sig can beat up your .sig.
    2. Re:Removal Tool crash by xtianus · · Score: 1
      Um, why are you running a removal tool on a "non-infected" machine?

      1. Any verbose removal tool, despite the name, can be used as a diagnosis tool. In other words: the fact that now I say "non-infected" doesn't mean that I knew it when I run the tool

      2. I run it because I was curious

      Choose the answer you grok better.

      Note to MODS: please mod us below zero.

    3. Re:Removal Tool crash by zedmelon · · Score: 1
      useful info. and good point.

      Thanks for the serious answers.

      --
      Mom says my .sig can beat up your .sig.
  95. shouldn't it be by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

    download this security update

    --
    My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
  96. Anyone confirm this? by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

    Time Warner seems to be blocking port 135 now or something...I had hundreds upon hundreds of scans from other Roadrunner users last night, but not a whisper since I checked this morning.

  97. NO by TrekkieGod · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Shouldn't broadband providers be sending emails to their clients with a link in them?

    I get enough junk mail as it is. I don't want to be reminded of people who are too stupid to patch their computer. Besides, it wouldn't work. Even though "the most clueless of windows users can click on a link and then click the 'Yes' button", remember that they DON'T. Windows update comes by default set up to check for updates periodically...then the screen pops up and asks you if you want to update. Unfortunately, the screen also gives you the option to turn off windows update, and that's what the clueless people choose, because they don't want to be "annoyed" by it.

    Instead of bothering me with e-mails, Microsoft should remove the option to disable Windows Update from the "first use" screen. If you can't figure out how to go to system properties and disable/reschedule your windows update, you're not supposed to have it disabled. I think that would maintain quite a few computers with up-to-date patches.

    --

    Warning: Opinions known to be heavily biased.

  98. Honest question... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Will this update run under Wine?

  99. SecurityFocus says no MacOS EVER exploited once! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SecurityFocus says no MacOS EVER exploited once!

    Firewalls have NEVER been required to prevent remote exploitation on a Mac. And yet pcs have had numerous exploits, other than this RPC exploit, firewall or not.

    I find it both sad and amusing that some people still do not know that there are more secure platforms for webserving, adn indeed browsing.

    It is a concrete fact that that no MacOS based webserver has ever been hacked into in the history of the internet.

    The MacOS running WebStar and other webservers as has never been exploited or defaced, and are are unbreakable based on ample historical evidence.

    The Client OS for Mac (Mac OS) is equally devoid of any known remote exploits in internet history.

    In fact in the entire SecurityFocus (BugTraq) database history there has never been a Mac exploited over the internet remotely. Scan it yourself.

    For years, except, for the last few weeks, the army has always used MacOS and has never had a breakin on a Mac. Unlike their other MS defacements.

    http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=www.arm y. mil

    That is why the US Army gave up on MS IIS and got a Mac for a web server years ago.

    I am not talking about FreeBSD derived MacOS X (which already had a more than a 30 explo its and potential exploits in BugTraq) I am talking about current Mac OS 9.x and earlier which are highly sophisticated abstract-OS models.

    SecurityFocus says no MacOS EVER exploited once! (Score:3, Interesting)

    Why is is hack proof? These reasons :

    1> No command shell. No shell means no way to hook or intercept the flow of control with many various shell oriented tricks found in Unix or NT. Apple uses an object model for procces to process communication that is heavily typed and "pipe-less"

    2> No Root user. All mac developers know their code is always running at root. Not hing is higher (except undocumented microkernel stufff where you pass Gary Davidians birthday into certain registers and make a special call). By always being root there is no false sense of security, and programming is done carefully.

    3> Pascal strings. ANSI C Strings are the number one way people exploit Linux and Wintel boxes. The mac avoids C strings historically in most of all of its OS. In fact even its roms originally used Pascal strings. As you know pascal strings are faster than C (because they have the length delimiter in the front and do not have to endlessly hunt for NULL), but the side effect is less buffer exploits. Individual 3rd party products may use C stings and bind to ANSI libraries, but many do not. In case you are not aware of what a "pascal string" is, it usually has no null byte terminator.

    4> Macs running Webstar have ability to only run CGI placed in correct directory location and correctly file "typed" (not mere file name extension). File types on Macs are not easily settable by users, expecially remotely. Apache as you know has had many problems in earlier years preventing wayward execution.

    5> Macs never run code ever merely based on how a file is named. ".exe" suffixes mean nothing! For example the file type is 4 characters of user-invisible attributes, along with many other invisible attributes, but these 4 bytes cannot be set by most tool oriented utilities that work with data files. For example file copy utilities preserve launchable file-types, but JPEG MPEG HTML TXT etc oriented tools are physically incapable by designof creating an executable file. The file type is not set to executable for hte hackers needs. In fact its even more secure than that. A mac cannot run a program unless it has TWO files. The second file is an invisible file associated with the data fork file and is called a resource fork. EVERY mac program has a resource fork file containing launch information. It needs to be present. Typically JPEG, HTML, MPEG, TXT, ZIP, C, etc are merely data files and lack resource fork files, and even if the y had them they

  100. MacOS X Virus on the Rise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh right. Forgot. No MacOS X Viruses. Or worms. Or trojans.

    Sorry about that.

  101. luckily its botched by sniggly · · Score: 1
    Lucky so far that the virus is such a botched hack job that it reboots the computer, if it hadn't shut down RPC and rebooted systems, people wouldn't patch until whatever next incarnation of this worm made them patch. This could have been zillion times more dangerous.

    Alternative "fix":
    1) insert knoppix cd in drive
    2) reboot computer
    3) activate booting from cd in bios

    --
    Of those to whom much is given, much is required.
  102. Re:Fscking Windows. by ccwaterz · · Score: 1

    7.2??????? - I thought 2.6 was still in testing.

  103. This must be the worm of the decade by shadowmas · · Score: 1

    i got my dsl a month ago and all this time i only had 1 single port scan on my machine. but in the last 12 hours alone my firewall logs more than 650 attemts on port 135 thats on the average 1 attempt every 2 min. i checked some of the ips using ip2country and they seem to be coming from US mostly but some from korea, australia, uk, practically all over the world ( i live in Sri Lanka). i mean i have never seen a virus spread so fast. ppl are going to have a long think abt windows security after this. i mean sure ms issued a patch and everything but average person dont really check security bulletins and stuff and this virus will spread really fast. luck thing i configured my firewall to block these ports month ago :).

  104. yet another worm? by dd · · Score: 1
    Over at Reuben's Blog:
    http://trenzterra.yupapa.com/

    there is a link about a new worm on www.trendmicro.com: WORM_RPCSDBOT.A

    Does anyone have any other info?

  105. Why didn't we install the patch? You know why!!!! by JesusHelper · · Score: 0

    Because I was afraid that a new patch would CAUSE a problem (as they frequently do) and leave my system less stable than before. I guess I learned my lesson, install any piece of crap MS tells you to.

  106. to all those saying we should have patched long ag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if we was to download every patch microsoft told us to we'd have 30 gb's of patches in a couple of months, i personally secured my box upon install and never intended to get patches from microsoft.

    the fact that i'd have to go looking for this patch instead of being notified personally means that this is microsoft at fault and not the users themselves.

    think about the people on dialup who don't want to spend all their time downloading 30mb patches every day (because believe me there's almost a new one every day).

    i got hit once before blocking msblast.exe which i took to look very suspicious.

  107. Or maybe just add a few lines to netfilter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Won't print the payload, but its an RPC call so what is the point ?

    --
    iptables -I inetin 3 -i ppp0 -p tcp --dport 135 -j DROP
    iptables -I inetin 4 -i ppp0 -p tcp --dport 139 -j DROP
    iptables -I inetin 5 -i ppp0 -p tcp --dport 445 -j DROP
    --

    where inetin is your incoming rule chain, 3 is the position to insert it, ppp0 is your Internet facing interface.

    Then zero your chain counters

    --
    iptables -Z inetin
    --

    And then watch them go up using

    --
    iptables -L inetin -v
    --

    ps. its not really a good idea to cut and paste, then compile and execute as root, code from a slashdot post, unless you understand exactly what it is doing.

  108. Not Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I run an entire city govt network in Texas (~1000 computers). The worm ain't doing diddle-squat to us. Why? Because, like a nazi gestapo control freak, I have the access-lists-from-hell on all my routers, I have thorough and up-to-the-minute updated antivirus products with multiple layers and multiple brands of protection. I keep all my machines patched up to date as well. I do not allow my internal machines routeability, or even NATed routeability, to the wild public Internet. Everyone who must have access to the outside world has to go thru one of of my proxy servers. I've also got multiple iptables boxes serving as firewalls. I've got a PIX box sitting idle in the rack gathering dust because I do not trust it.

    All you have to do is stay on top of things, and earn your keep properly in this IT world, and you can keep your network clean too. If you're a lazy slob or a moron sysadmin, well you get what you deserve.

    1. Re:Not Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Puff out that chest some more and it will match your swelled head.

  109. Just when you think you're safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Conversation with my sister over AOL IM this morning

    my sister: hey, something is wrong with mom and dad's computer
    me: how so?
    my sister: it says there's a remote RCP worm and it shuts down... only happens when they go online
    me: doh

  110. Another /. dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    does anyone read the frontpage ?
    here

    and they wonder why people won't subscribe to this site when the editors cant even scroll down the page

  111. Re:to all those saying we should have patched long by gregarican · · Score: 1
    I subscribe to the Microsoft Security Bulletins and all subscribers got an e-mail from Microsoft urging them to patch their systems for this DCOM RPC exploit ASAP.

    I agree about the download sizes. I patch our corporate systems and in the past year I have about 22 installation packages for vulnerabilities rated at the Critical level. Configuring new workstations without an imaging application definitely takes awhile!

    My thinking is that since the burden falls on Microsoft for providing tighter software they should ship out CD sets of patches on a monthly basis. Kind of like those TechNet CD subscriptions I recall having back when I though my MCSE was the cat's ass!

  112. Win2k SP4 already has this patch.... by WyrdOne · · Score: 0

    If you have applied Win2k SP4 then you should already have this patch applied. Just and FYI. /me is sitting happy behind an OpenBSD firewall.

    1. Re:Win2k SP4 already has this patch.... by Dynamoo · · Score: 1

      You are dead wrong. SP4 doesn't have the patch, you need to apply 823980 (and probably 823559) on top of it. If you're relying on SP4 then you're going to be in awful trouble.

      --
      Never email donotemail@WeAreSpammers.com
    2. Re:Win2k SP4 already has this patch.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was under the same impression but double checked minutes later and windows update required me to apply 823980, so SP4 is not help at all.

  113. MSCONFIG by jpsowin · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that with MSCONFIG you can simply disable "msblast.exe" from starting up, then it stops.

    My wife got hit with it yesterday (she does most of the customer emails, so I'm sure it came from one of them) and she was even using Mozilla ;)

    I knew something was up, and google didn't have anything on "msblast.exe" so I figured it was something new and glad to see she wasn't the only one who contracted it.

    1. Re:MSCONFIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has nothing to do with email, this thing spreads by exploiting a bug in RPC. If all you did was disable msblast.exe, it'll simply be reinstalled once someone probes her port 135. enable XP firewall if shes running XP, make sure port 135 is blocked, and BE SURE TO PATCH

    2. Re:MSCONFIG by jpsowin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I patched it up and everything. The Firewall wasn't on before for some reason, so I also enabled it at the same time. No problem since then.

      Thanks for the info.

    3. Re:MSCONFIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This does not work! You can disable it with MSCONFIG, but it reloads thanks to the registry entry. Do not take the advice above at all.

    4. Re:MSCONFIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh Doesn't MSCONFIG edit the registry entry? What do you think it does, edit the run= command??

  114. Admins are not lazy by Da+Penguin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    People are saying that the admins should have installed the patches, and that not doing so is being lazy/inexperienced. The only thing I found surprising about people not patching, is that they actually had to do this manually! Am I the only one that thinks that any secure system should have an updater to notify people of the patches and let them easily install it? How hard would that be, and it /is/ MS's fault after all. Maybe I'm just spoiled by OS X's "Software Update" util.

    1. Re:Admins are not lazy by g0hare · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe you could try Microsoft's FREE Software Update Service (SUS) which lets you download all updates to a centtral server, approve the ones that work and automatically deploy them to your Active Directoy clients - I patched 64 machines in less than 10 minutes of my time. I sure hope knowing how to use MIcrosoft products doesn't get me banned from Slashdot...

      --
      Vote Quimby!
    2. Re:Admins are not lazy by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      My PC notified me of a security patch to install when the patch was originally released. What more do you want?

    3. Re:Admins are not lazy by Capt_Troy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ummm... Isn't that what the automatic update thing does? You can set it to automatically download and install critical updates, or warn you when they are available. Am I missing something? It seems like windows has had this for a long time now.

      T.

    4. Re:Admins are not lazy by Blacklantern · · Score: 1

      For home use people can use their windows update. For corporate use Bigger companies use Systems Management Server (SMS). Where I work, we wrapped up the roll out for this patch a couple of weeks ago.

      --


      "There is only a one in six billion chance that you actually exist"
    5. Re:Admins are not lazy by Ahotasu · · Score: 1

      That is true, but are you really willing to trust M$ with installing new software onto your machine? What if _their_ machine is the one that's been infected/cracked?

      Sure, the automatic notification is great, but that automatic install feature starts to look really really bad two hours after all x-hundred of your corporate machines have been turned into porn spammers by a malicious individual/group, and M$ shuts down the auto-update server. Oops.

      But, then, we all know how secure M$ is--we don't have to worry about thier machines being cracked/infected!

      --
      --- Standard disclaimer applies.
    6. Re:Admins are not lazy by Capt_Troy · · Score: 1

      Sure, the automatic notification is great, but that automatic install feature starts to look really really bad two hours after all x-hundred of your corporate machines have been turned into porn spammers by a malicious individual/group, and M$ shuts down the auto-update server

      That's why I turned the auto-install "feature" off. I like to be informed when something is going to happen.

      But, then, we all know how secure M$ is--we don't have to worry about thier machines being cracked/infected!

      This already did happen once if I recall correctly!

      Thanks!
      Troy

    7. Re:Admins are not lazy by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Even if people are paranoid and don't have auto-installing on, they should still have notification on, so they at least are aware of critical updates. Nobody here can pretend that they weren't caught with their pants down on this. Slashdot even had an article on this exploit when it was announced a month or so ago.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
  115. To: World From: MS Blaster Worm by Ro'que · · Score: 1

    To World: owned

    Love, Blaster

    1. Re:To: World From: MS Blaster Worm by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Correction: 0wn3d!

      --

      Karma: The shiznight, mostly because I am the Drizzle.

  116. Excuses not to be patched by unfortunateson · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Yeah, it's stupid, but there's a lot of machines that won't get patched:
    • Dialup -- those patches are big
    • FUD about Windows Update watching your machine for bootleg licenses
    • but most of all, warnings from folks such as Brian Livingston and Woody Leonhard about flawed patches prompt folks like me to delay installation of just about any patch for at least a week, to see if they'll patch the patches.

    Now, I didn't get hit -- between the firewall, ZoneAlarm and the patches, I think I'm Ok.
    --
    Design for Use, not Construction!
    1. Re:Excuses not to be patched by Josh+Mast · · Score: 1

      Dialup -- those patches are big

      Say what? The patch itself is about 1.2MB. Are people -really- that impatient?

    2. Re:Excuses not to be patched by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      What makes you think info about Windows Update watching your machine for bootleg licenses is FUD? I thought that was true.

      --
      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    3. Re:Excuses not to be patched by Salsaman · · Score: 1
      FUD about Windows Update watching your machine for bootleg licenses.

      What makes you think that is FUD ?

    4. Re:Excuses not to be patched by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Dialup -- those patches are big

      The patch is only ~800kb.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    5. Re:Excuses not to be patched by Just-A-Buck · · Score: 1

      Well, warnings from folks such as /. should prompt everybody to delay installation of microsoft patches. ;)

      --
      Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. -- Yeats
  117. Ha! by Bedevere · · Score: 2, Funny

    For once using Windows ME pays off!

    1. Re:Ha! by JDBrechtel · · Score: 1

      Yea, now instead of a hacker crashing your machine once a week, you get WinME to crash 3 times a day. Yippie!!!!!!

  118. Re:Honest question [edit] by ANTI · · Score: 1

    And of course it should read:
    "This shouldn't bother me - the user - at all."

    --
    On the other side of the screen it all looked so easy.
  119. All you do is complain by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you like BSODs?!? Don't you wish you could leave the server room for 5 minutes?!? Aren't you sick of data corruption??!

    I wrote Win32 Blaster, and since installing it on our server, we haven't had any of these problems that plague Windows boxes around the world.

    Being the nice guy that I am, I wrote some "Automatic Update" code, and fixed all your machines. And you call it a virus and complain about it.

    I'm not helping you anymore... fix your own damned problems.

    --
    -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    1. Re:All you do is complain by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      I understand what the problem is...

      Since the Win32 Blaster update was installed on our servers, the network admin has been let go... apparently his job just became redundant.

      --
      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
  120. My friend..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My friend(he's not the best with computers, but he knows a little bit) got this yesterday. I was looking around for what it could be, and this morning i found about Blaster.
    Unfortunately in the meantime, he tried repairing his computer with the Dell repair disc, and ended up reformatting his hard drive, getting rid of all his data. Plus he lost his Windows XP activation code.

  121. Honest answer by djembe2k · · Score: 5, Interesting
    OK, maybe I'm not really who you are aiming this question at, but probably those folks aren't going to answer, or give the serious and honest answer you're looking for, so I'm what you are going to get.

    I patched my home machines probably within 24 hours of the patch being available. I've got a couple of machines, and nobody is depending on their uptime to make a living or maintain a professional corporate image. If only the real world were that easy.

    My company lives in the real world. We were hit by this, but pretty lightly, a couple of machines and we were lucky enough to pull the plug on them and cut it off before it spread, mostly because I was monitoring slashdot, and I knew the symptoms of the infection the first time it came up internally.

    Our firewall wasn't breached so much as apparently circumvented by a laptop belonging to a user that never accepted the patch -- he got the virus at home, then came to work and plugged in. I assume that just about any company with a firewall at all isn't allowing incoming TCP 135, so I'm guessing that hard-hit companies generally got it this way.

    We had identified this patch as critical, even relative to all the other less-critical critical patches. That still meant we had to test it outside of production, which took some time, and we also had to keep an ear to the ground to find out if any of the (many) folks out there who apply patches without testing first had been burned by this one.

    When we were satisfied at that point, we had made it available internally to all workstations via SUS -- worst case scenario here if the patch is bad is a lot of re-imaging, but no loss of data, no loss of critical network services, etc. We don't have workstations set to auto-install the patches, so that requires the user to click an install button to complete the process. In many cases, the users had done that. In some, they hadn't.

    At that point we started pushing it out to machines via SMS, workstations first, and then starting to patch the servers. (I wish I could give you a timeline for each step here.) Again, we proceeded conservatively, not getting every box at once, and not letting SMS force our servers to reboot after the patch installation, but instead asking various sysadmins to schedule reboots for servers at an acceptable time as soon as possible after the patch was applied.

    So, some servers were patched by yesterday. Probably half were not, especially if you count those that were patched but not yet rebooted, which you have to count as not patched, I guess. To my knowledge at this point, we cut this off before any servers were infected, which was really just luck once it was inside the firewall. It could have been worse, but at the same time, many of our boxes were safe by the time yesterday came.

    Now, of course, we are frantically patching and rebooting. And if we had been a little more frantic beforehand, we could have easily had it done before yesterday. But little else is getting done today. We've got over 100 Windows servers to deal with here, production, development, testing, IIS, SQL, SMS, DCs, Citrix, physical machines, virtual machines, you name it. It is not trivial to get this job done. And doing it in a hurry is dangerous as well.

    And we're lucky. All our boxes are at one location. I'm looking back at how we handled this, and I think that a little more focus and emphasis and we could have patched everything by now, but the attack could just as easily have come a week sooner, and we'd still be having this conversation.

    The difficult truth is that, in many cases, it is possible to develop an exploit for a vulnerability more quickly than it is possible to adequate test and deploy a patch in a large and complicated corporate environment. You patch as quickly as you safely can while still getting everything else done, and you also take all the other steps you can to mitigate the damage if you get hit. That's the real world.

    1. Re:Honest answer by allism · · Score: 3, Funny

      Monitoring slashdot...I need to remember that phrase if I ever get reprimanded for excessive internet activity...

      seriously, though, I, for one, thank you on the behalf of all us little peon users for testing before patching. I swear, the next time the sysadmin comes around an installs something on my computer that means I have to spend hours fixing my computer before I can do any more of my real work, I'm gonna kick him in the shins...

    2. Re:Honest answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You did all that.
      and i sat at home
      and smoked pot

      cause i use os x

    3. Re:Honest answer by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      I don't get why anybody would need to test for this patch. It simply fixes a minute flaw in RPC. It's barely over a megabyte to download. For major patches, I certainly understand, but I didn't see a need to treat this one as something that needed regression testing because changes so little. I guess it's a judgement call.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    4. Re:Honest answer by Ric+Zero · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your post. It sums up what the difficult truth is. I maintain 5 machines, 4 XP and one RH Linux. It's not my job, I don't get paid for it, but there is no one else to do it. I run firewalls. I escaped but could easily have got it. I can't imagine hundreds of Windows servers. That would suck.

  122. This is not FUD by JRHelgeson · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The security community has been saying for nearly a month that people needed to update their machines. We watched as the hacker community perfected their code for the RPC/DCOM vulnerability and posted their work on hacker sites and discussion groups. Yet the more we begged and pleaded people to update their machines, the more I heard "Aw, they're just hyping the FUD factor."

    Let it be suffice to say that if a company is trying to sell you something based upon the FUD factor, treat the information as suspect. I agree, vendors whose software doesn't sell on its own laurels hype the hell out of the FUD factor and give the industry a bad reputation. But don't lump these vendors in with the security consultants that are trying to provide a free service and free advise based upon information that is going around in the security community.

    When you get security information, consider the source. Is the security information provided with a sales pitch attached? If so, google the information to determine if it is FUD or legetimate. If it's legit, it'll pay to listen.

    Regardless, people, patch your *#&($*@& machines!

    --
    Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
    1. Re:This is not FUD by PeteyG · · Score: 1

      In my defense, I'm a user of Windows XP at home. I was fully patched (as of several months ago). I care about security. I know how to download and install a patch, and if I read about a vulnerability and there's a link to the patch, by God I'll install it.

      But I seriously hadn't heard anything about this vulnerability. Granted, I don't go out looking to see if there are any new unpatched vulnerabilities every day... But this has NOT been something that non-security people have been hearing about. I read Slashdot religiously, but don't recall any stories on this vulnerability. I heard that there was one months ago... but perhaps I missed it.

      But seriously. I wouldn't be so hard on the general home-user population for not keeping up on this because I am a geek, and this caught me completely by surprise.

      --
      no thanks
    2. Re:This is not FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was fully patched (as of several months ago).

      several months ago? me thinks you haven't been paying attention lately. bad windows user *beats with stick*

    3. Re:This is not FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you a retard? my dad has heard and seen it on tv, radio, and it's on every major and minor news site on the web, and every antivirus site now.

      pleading stupidity is not a valid defense. neither is using windows

    4. Re:This is not FUD by PeteyG · · Score: 1

      No, your dad is hearing about the worm AFTER it's hit the net.

      I'm talking about hearing about it back before there was a worm. When it was still only a vulnerability.

      Duh.

      --
      no thanks
    5. Re:This is not FUD by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      FUD = Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt, or making questionable claims to retard acceptance of the target. The concept of applying to the term to news of a new and devastating Windows virus makes my head explode. Who wouldn't believe? Where do Uncertainty and Doubt enter the picture?

  123. RPC, NetBios etc are a menace by g8oz · · Score: 3, Informative

    All these crappy Microsoft net-enabled 'features' turned on by default are a menace to the average user and the Internet in general.

    Please block TCP/UDP Netbios ports 135-139, as well as SMB over TCP(port 445), RPC over HTTP (port 593), the MS-SQL port the Slammer worm used (port 1434).

    And I am sure there are many, many more.

    1. Re:RPC, NetBios etc are a menace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easier just to block all ports, and enable the ones you need.

      Windows 2000, XP, 2k3 have TCP/IP port blocking (TCP/IP > under advanced properties) so this task is trivial to complete.

    2. Re:RPC, NetBios etc are a menace by skaeight · · Score: 0

      wow, thats sweet, I never knew that 2k had a tcp/ip filtering in it, I guess they just added a new interface with XP and called it Personal Firewall

    3. Re:RPC, NetBios etc are a menace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or spend $30-50 on a linksys/d-link/crappy "router" device and only punch through the ports you need i.e . none

      firewalling on the box you're trying to protect is stupidity at it's finest and using a firewall that doesn't have direct kernel/networking access (M$ Personal Firewall/TCP IP Filtering) is even dumber

  124. Windows 2000 Service Pack 4 has fix by Knight2K · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you have already the service pack mentioned in this slashdot article, then according to the Microsoft Security bulletin linked in the article you already have the fix. So you might as well get the whole Service Pack while your at it.

    --
    ======
    In X-Windows the client serves YOU!
  125. my Co by crash26 · · Score: 1

    the company i happen to work for got hit hardcore and lost bucketloads of money... i find this hilarious being the DR guy. i told them about the hole and the patch when it came out and what it was when it hit. what drives people to not acknowlege the obvious? i think im going to quit, and find anther job. is this a common problem in fairly large companies?

    --
    if your not living on the edge your taking up to much space.
  126. Re:Honest question [Corporate Answer] by lseltzer · · Score: 1

    I can appreciate problems like this. I haven't been responsible for server admin in a large organization since before security became such an issue. But I would think there would be a plan to patch internet-facing systems first with a package like HFNetChk or PatchLink or whatever.

    Most patches can be put off because of other safety practices which can block the attack, but others, like this one, really need to be given priority.

  127. the best part.... by rokzy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    BBC: Hidden inside the worm are two messages. One taunts Microsoft chairman Bill Gates and reads: "billy gates why do you make this possible? Stop making money and fix your software!"

    why is this message "hidden"?
    why not have the worm install a desktop wallpaper saying this? and a picture humiliating him in some way?

  128. Laptops by mrscott · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Think about this scenario: a perfectly competent administrator has a properly configured firewall which blocks the problem. The "road warrior" brings his laptop from from 3 weeks on the road and had used a bunch of hotel access points where he got the worm. He connects it to his docking station in the office effectively bringing the problem behind the firewall.

    1. Re:Laptops by Havokmon · · Score: 2, Funny
      Think about this scenario: a perfectly competent administrator has a properly configured firewall which blocks the problem. The "road warrior" brings his laptop from from 3 weeks on the road and had used a bunch of hotel access points where he got the worm. He connects it to his docking station in the office effectively bringing the problem behind the firewall.

      Yeppers. I was waiting for a 'Road Warrior' to return (I consult on Friday afternoons only) so I could update his laptop. Upon seeing the news this morning, I sent him an email with instructions (crossing fingers!) on how to use Windows Update.

      He called me about his system strangely rebooting before he even read my email. :(

      --
      "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
    2. Re:Laptops by zoombat · · Score: 4, Informative
      Yeppers. I was waiting for a 'Road Warrior' to return (I consult on Friday afternoons only) so I could update his laptop. Upon seeing the news this morning, I sent him an email with instructions (crossing fingers!) on how to use Windows Update.

      Careful with Windows Update; it is notorius for falsely reporting that patches are installed properly.. See this discussion about this very patch (MS03-026).

    3. Re:Laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have exactly the opposite experience. All of my coworkers were infected with this because we don't have competent IT folks. I wasn't because I was running a software firewall as well (ZoneAlarm Pro) which was configured correctly.

    4. Re:Laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The opposite is true too. I keep getting told there's a critical security patch, and download it, reboot only to be told I need the same security patch over and over again.

    5. Re:Laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a software solution for this? I'm thinking of something that installs on the laptop and monitors network connections. Once the laptop is connected to a network that isn't the corporate LAN, it is considered 'dirty'. It won't be allowed to connect to the corporate LAN until a new key has been installed (presumably by the admin).

    6. Re:Laptops by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      I get the same thing actually - the only solution I have found is to reinstall windows for the billionth time. Why did the post above here get modded down?? It's a very real problem that affects a lot of windows users.

    7. Re:Laptops by silas_moeckel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thats why you require laptops to have firewalling on them especialy for sales guys.

      Outside consultants are harder to deal with realy this is why you us an IDS to see whats happening inside your firewall(s) and reset and shun nastyness. It also helps to stop those programming team security audits (watch a programmer when his port gets turned off for 30 minutes as he tries portscan a box they turn so red it's funny) allways get this in corprate documentation perferably with a set off the IDS and it's a terminatable offence.

      --
      No sir I dont like it.
    8. Re:Laptops by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Why did the post above here get modded down??

      It didn't. It was posted as an AC and starts with a score of 0.

    9. Re:Laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could Microsoft just release those patches really really fast? Or something..

    10. Re:Laptops by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Worse, my 2k Pro SP4 box doesn't even say the patch exists on Windows Update! And, it appears that it's not installed!

    11. Re:Laptops by sharkey · · Score: 1
      I was waiting for a 'Road Warrior' to return (I consult on Friday afternoons only) so I could update his laptop.

      Unfortunately for you, the Toe-Cutter does his thing 7 days a week. Your client may not return.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    12. Re:Laptops by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      I was waiting for a 'Road Warrior' to return (I consult on Friday afternoons only) so I could update his laptop
      Unfortunately for you, the Toe-Cutter does his thing 7 days a week. Your client may not return.

      Ha! I used to actually be employed by him. Merely not updating a laptop to protect against a worm with a payload of a DDOS against windowsupdate is NOTHING compared to what I did when I was on payroll.

      And I'm not talking 'making the computers work', I mean replying to an email (discussing system upgrades/issues) not addressed to me, and sending it to all the executives.

      But when you're right, you're right. Hence I get some extra hours Friday afternoons.

      Yes, I walk funny.

      --
      "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
    13. Re:Laptops by raju1kabir · · Score: 2, Interesting
      He connects it to his docking station in the office effectively bringing the problem behind the firewall.

      That's one reason why desktop computers inside the office should be segmented into groups as small as practical. Put them in little subnets and don't route between them. Printers and servers should be on separate subnets that do get routed. This way people can only contaminate their own little workgroup; everything else moves through centralized servers where you do aggressive virus scanning. There's no reason in an office environment for one desktop to talk directly with another.

      This wouldn't stop a worm that messed with the subnet mask but I'm not aware of any that do.

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
    14. Re:Laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why haven't you set him with with ZoneAlarm or BlackICE or AtGuard or something so that he never would've been infected on the road in the first place?

    15. Re:Laptops by ??? · · Score: 1

      Your "perfectly competent" admin should be quarantining machines that are carried out of the office. Laptops like this should be sitting on a separate subnet (physical or logical), and should not be allowed on the same subnet as the desktop boxes.

    16. Re:Laptops by StalinJoe · · Score: 1

      There's no reason in an office environment for one desktop to talk directly with another.


      Unless it's a small office.

      --
      "Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything." - Josef Stalin
    17. Re:Laptops by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This wouldn't stop a worm that messed with the subnet mask but I'm not aware of any that do.

      You know, I often wonder how many hackers, virus writers, terrorists, etc read forums like this looking for ideas... It's kinda like a company issuing V1.0 of a piece of software, then using customer feedback to design the new features for V2.0.

    18. Re:Laptops by mrscott · · Score: 1

      In a perfect world, I wholeheartedly agree. However, we all know that this doesn't happen in the real world even though it should.

    19. Re:Laptops by vuud · · Score: 1


      Yeah that would be great. The last IT support group I worked with was understaffed by about 50%. I am not sure they had the energy and time to do this. Aside from that, the department was laying off people left and right so I am not sure how much they really cared at that point...

    20. Re:Laptops by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      not to mention order coming down from administration that it is an inconvienance and should not be done due to that one person that complained.

      We recently enforced something that will check your machine for critical security updates and apply them if not on there. Even though (via travelling laptops) this blaster had gotten inside our firewall, he wanted to wait a day or two so we could make sure everyone saw an e-mail explaining what was going on - in much less clear words than the popup box that came up.

  129. That'll learn ya! by akunkel · · Score: 1

    I had to reinstall XP on my home machine because of an unrelated problem. After rebooting so I could apply the patches I got the RPC dialog on the XP Welcome screen first time in while it asked me if I wanted to go through the tutorial. I think I just learned all I need to know on the subject.

  130. Don't know the details by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

    But this got to be bad.

    Heard some roumors that the routers belonging to the biggest ISP over here, which got pipes going out of the country, are all blocking port 135 by now. Maybe they should block 4444 when they're at it.

    --
    How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
  131. Honest answer by NetDanzr · · Score: 1
    Why hadn't you applied the patch before?

    Because ever since 1995, I've been told that Microsoft knows better. That I don't have to worry about anything; all I have to do is to click away. I am well aware of the fact that I'm lazy. I don't want to scour the Internet for the latest patches, and after reading scary stories about how the autoupdate disables third party software, I refuse to have it turned on.

    To make a long story short, after all those years I must admit that I'm the perfect example of a computer user that the big corporations like: oblivious to any change, paying for a new PC every three years, which comes with pre-installed software, and oblivious to any additional restrictions that the new software places on me. And as long as my computer works, I don't really care; I place the responsibility on the software publishers. Finally, when anything goes wrong, I pick up the phone and dial an 800-number. And believe it or not, there are millions of users, just like me. We are the ones who allow these worms to propagate; an unintended consequence of the brainwashing we received from large software publishers.

  132. Automatic updates by RonnyJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the first things I disable in Windows is 'automatic updates', and a lot of people think it's intrusive and won't use this feature. However, the patch for this exploit has been out for a month, and yet thousands of users are getting affected by this, me included. If people did allow Windows to automatically update, or even took the time to update it themselves, this problem wouldn't have been nearly as bad. Having said that, who here trusts Microsoft?

    1. Re:Automatic updates by Zed2K · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't understand how its intruisive. It puts up a very small icon in the bottom that tells you when there is a new upgrade. It downloads when you ask it to and then installs when you tell it to all in the background. Its not like it pops up this huge box that takes up the whole screen with flashing text and no ignore button.

      Everyone who gets bit by this deserves it.

    2. Re:Automatic updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      t puts up a very small icon in the bottom that tells you when there is a new upgrade.

      Uh huh. And then it pops up that fucking speech balloon, which happens for so much shit that it gets REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING after a while:

      "Windows has downloaded critical security update of the day.."
      "Windows has hidden some of the 2000 systray icons..."
      "Windows noticed you don't use some desktop icons, should it clean them up?"
      "Windows has detected that you are done taking a piss, would you like it to shake the drops off your dick and zip you up?"
      "Windows has detected that you have finished taking a dump, would you like it to wipe your ass?" ...and so on.

      Eventually people get so sick of these fucking things they disable all of them that they can.

      I agree with you that everyone who gets bit by this deserves it-- for running a swiss cheese, Mickey Mouse, fucking piece of shit operating system.

    3. Re:Automatic updates by PeteyG · · Score: 2, Funny

      It pops up, partially covering part of the system tray and a bit of the desktop.

      It has a fucking annoying 'pooaaAAHP!' sound.

      It takes up an icon in the system tray. I hate icons in the system tray. Makes me look like a loser who has too many 'Banzai Buddy' programs installed.

      And after getting hit by this worm, I am now going to turn it back on on my home XP install. : )

      --
      no thanks
    4. Re:Automatic updates by JDBrechtel · · Score: 1

      If you're using XP then you're a loser anyways. So deal with it.

      (that was a joke, laugh).

    5. Re:Automatic updates by PeteyG · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. such an easy one though!

      Actually, after being hit with this worm, I rebooted into Gentoo and discovered some new games (Ur-Quan Masters and Enemy Territory!!!).

      I was happy until I read on Slashdot that Gentoo is going to get slammed by the DMCA! : (

      --
      no thanks
  133. Update by Etyenne · · Score: 2, Funny

    Download this security update.

    Where's the Linux version ?

    --
    :wq
    1. Re:Update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      --
      :wq


      cliche

    2. Re:Update by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Even though I'd love to see a native Linux version, I run it in WINE.

  134. Re:to all those saying we should have patched long by Hawkxor · · Score: 1

    Hey guys, If worst comes to worst, you can just run system restore...you don't have to download the patches (but it should work if the firewall is on). System restore works - my dad did it on this computer: Dad: The machine kept freezing all over the place (suspicious of me screwing it up). Me: Oh? Dad: Yeah, but I ran system restore. too bad this was two days ago, before the worm info hit the net

  135. Why are Brit Geeks all named... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... Ian?

    I swear, even here in Dallas TX, I've met four different British techno geeks recently and all four of them are all named Ian.

    I guess I should be thankful, they aren't all named Bruce instead.

    1. Re:Why are Brit Geeks all named... by mccalli · · Score: 1
      I swear, even here in Dallas TX, I've met four different British techno geeks recently and all four of them are all named Ian.

      That's not true. One of the people I work with here is called Iain, just to break the monotony...

      Cheers,
      Ian

    2. Re:Why are Brit Geeks all named... by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      Our Brit at work is named Ivan, although I've worked with English Ians before. :)

    3. Re:Why are Brit Geeks all named... by kiwimate · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I'm in Philadelphia and I'm named Ian, but I'm from New Zealand.

      However, my parents are originally from England, which means I have a distinct British tinge to my accent. Oh, and most of my family still lives over there...close enough?

      (By the way, of course they're not all named Bruce -- that'll be the Australians.)

    4. Re:Why are Brit Geeks all named... by DataCannibal · · Score: 1, Funny

      They're not all named Ian (or Iain) the rest of them are all named Steve,

      --
      No but, yeah but, no but...
    5. Re:Why are Brit Geeks all named... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (By the way, of course they're not all named Bruce -- that'll be the Australians.)

      That's why I said I was so thankful they were not!!!.

  136. anti-virus virus by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Perhaps this is one of those extremely rare occasions where an anti-virus virus should be released. Windows users all agree to an EULA that says Microsoft has the right to install updates on their computer. If anyone has the legal right to create and release one, it's Microsoft. As that guy mentioned, it may be hard for many people to download the patches on their own because of reboots.

    There are some legal issues associated with portscanning though.

    1. Re:anti-virus virus by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      legal issues?
      how is portscanning illegal?
      it may go against a TOS agreement, but illegal?

    2. Re:anti-virus virus by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Very rarely, people have been arrested and convicted for "hacking" when they portscan others' computers, in the glorious United States at least. It's seen as unauthorized access. No doubt most of them appeal successfully. A conviction requires there to be complete idiots at every step in the legal process, but it has happened.

      The fact that it'd be a virus doing the scanning (and infecting too) would make it look even worse. So there are legality issues. Someone would sue, simply because they'd have a chance of winning.

      If there were no major legal issues an anti-virus virus may be a good idea.

  137. Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Windows vulnerabilities and patches are generally worse, larger, and more frequent. They also tend to be fundamental problems with the O/S itself, not with applications, and if you agree that IE is part of the O/S like MS claims, then the situation is evan that much worse. Most Linux updates have to do with apps running, not the O/S itself, and the download patches tend to be much smaller in size, and are needed less frequently.

    Let's go back to the 1970's and blame Pinto drivers for their cars blowing up.

  138. No patch for NT4 --- Thanks M$ ! by menscher · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Micro$haft says:

    Microsoft tested Windows NT 4.0 and Windows NT 4.0 Terminal Server Edition. These platforms are vulnerable to the denial of service attack however due to architectural limitations it is infeasible to rebuild the software for Windows NT 4.0 to eliminate the vulnerability.

    Well, we patched what we could, and moved most critical services to Linux, but there's still one or two machines running NT. And it's only a matter of time before some luser slips a copy of this worm past our firewall....

    Considering the amount if infrastructure that depends on NT4, doesn't this intentionally put the US at greater-than-necessary risk? I'd be fun to see M$ tried under the new anti-terrorism laws.....

    1. Re:No patch for NT4 --- Thanks M$ ! by gregarican · · Score: 1

      Did I miss something? See my post on another thread regarding the posted download --> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=74466&threshol d=-1&commentsort=1&tid=201&mode=thread&pid=6675589 #6675945.

    2. Re:No patch for NT4 --- Thanks M$ ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worm will not activate on NT4.
      Reason: missing tftp.exe.

    3. Re:No patch for NT4 --- Thanks M$ ! by gregarican · · Score: 1

      Maybe not this particular worm, but the RPC vulnerability still exists for other exploits. Regardless of NT 4.0, 2000, etc.

    4. Re:No patch for NT4 --- Thanks M$ ! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Look, NT4 is old. Upgrade.

      That's like using Red Hat 5 and then complaining about something.

      The anti-terrorism laws thing was a nice troll.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
  139. Prophylactic? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Does anyone know if a simple:

    mkdir \winnt\system32\msblast.exe

    would prevent the worm from copying itself to your system?

    --

    --
    "Open source is good." - Steve Jobs
    "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
    1. Re:Prophylactic? by Zed2K · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      How about instead of trying to patch together something stupid you just install the security patch that you KNOW will prevent it.

    2. Re:Prophylactic? by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1
      I think it's more likely that grandparent's hack would work than that Microsoft's patch would. The former depends on non-failsafe code from the virus author (likely), the latter depends on correct code from Microsoft (less likely). We're lucky the virus author wasn't clever enough to use the equivalent of mktemp instead of a hard-coded location. Hopefully he was also stupid enough to send headers making it easy for Microsoft to lessen the effects of the comming DDoS.

      Obviously the patch should be installed eventually, though, because the hack only fixes the symptom, while the patch hopefully fixes the cause.

      Someone should circulate a link that uses the old rcp: hole to create that directory.

    3. Re:Prophylactic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so trusting. *evil laugh*

    4. Re:Prophylactic? by Megane · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not only that, but the patch requires a reboot to take effect. Not everybody can afford to reboot a server at just any old time. The above method prevents the worm from copying itself onto your machine without needing a reboot. Something like that isn't without precedent. The old internet worm of ages back could be prevented from spreading by simply adding a symbol to a library file.

      However, it won't stop the worm from affecting your system. This morning I found copy & paste not working right in Mozilla, and Start->Settings->Network and Dial-up Connections just brought up an empty window. But there was no msblast.exe. Apparently I had been hit by the worm, but it wasn't able to use TFTP to copy over and run the code. (FWIW, I had installed the patch but not yet restarted the machine.)

      So while that cheesy mkdir will probably prevent the worm from spreading (not a bad goal in itself), it apparently won't prevent the exploit from making your system flaky.

      And Zed2K really needs to calm down and stop acting like such a know-it-all.

      --
      #naabhaprzrag, #sverubfr-000, #agi-fcbafberq, negvpyr[pynff*=' negvpyr-ary-'] { qvfcynl: abar !vzcbegnag; }
    5. Re:Prophylactic? by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Well if you are an admin of a group of machines and you can't find the time to install an important patch to secure your systems then maybe you shouldn't be administering the systems in the first place. Admins had a month to schedule some downtime to install and reboot the patch without causing anyone problems but they waited until it was too late. Then they complain about it? Yeah, you guys sure do run a tight ship. Sounds like there are more people out there that don't deserve the jobs they currently have.

    6. Re:Prophylactic? by frog51 · · Score: 1

      Erm, Zed2k? A month is an exceedingly short space of time to test a Microsoft patch and roll out to 50,000 or 100,000 machines. Typically any MS patch breaks a number of applications, so exceptions will have to be made for those machines which can't be patched - and extra controls placed around them.

      Can you imagine rolling out a patch quickly and finding 20,000 staff can't work in the morning? If you fancy that job, well fair enough - but really you should think a little longer before posting and realise that quick patches are an option for the home user and small offices, not enterprise scale organisations.

      As the earlier poster said - just chill out and realise that some things may be different to your experience.

  140. The easiest way of downloading the patch/fix.. by dBLiSS · · Score: 0

    The easiest way of downloading the patch/fix before getting rebooted is just enable the crappy firewall on your windows internet connnection then connecting to the net and downloading the patches. This way you aren't being rebooted and you have time to fix..

    --

    The Good Life
  141. I'm using Windows NT 4.0 you insensitive clod! by Kutsal · · Score: 0

    From Microsoft:

    Affected Software:
    . Microsoft Windows NT 4
    . Microsoft Windows 2000
    . Microsoft Windows XP

    Patch availability:
    . Microsoft Windows 2000
    . All except Japanese NEC
    . Japanese NEC
    . Windows XP
    . 32-bit Edition
    . 64-bit edition

    Will Microsoft issue a patch for Windows NT 4.0 sometime in the future?
    Microsoft has extensively investigated an engineering solution for NT 4.0 and found that the Windows NT 4.0 architecture will not support a fix to this issue, now or in the future.

    --
    Karma: Bad (but who really cares anyway?)
    1. Re:I'm using Windows NT 4.0 you insensitive clod! by gregarican · · Score: 1

      Where are you reading this from? The Q823980 fix has a listed download for NT 4.0. If you are talking about the RPC buffer overrun, see http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin /MS03-026.asp for details.

  142. slashdot user made by petwalrus · · Score: 1

    blaster virus (C) slashdot user #823980. do you want to shutdown today?

  143. Re:Honest question [Corporate Answer] by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
    Then why aren't you migrating? *nix is a lot easier to maintain in large numbers.

    Case in point: say, you need a security patch roled out on all the production machines. Say your platform of choice is FreeBSD. I'd do it like this:

    A central build farm builds updated worlds and kernels for all the types of machines. That is it's sole task. The kernels get distributed to the right machines which use rsync to sync their kernels, modules and worlds when they need to.

    The same buildfarm builds updated packages which get pkg_added from a central repository. This too can be done in a scheduled fashion.

    Then, the configurations of all the machines get synced up with cfengine if need be.

    There you go... Almost hassle free corporate wide rollouts of updated software/patches. I've built such a system once to maintain 20+ FreeBSD machines in a webserver and build farm. And the way it worked scaled beautifully. The FreeBSD boxes never had a ports or a world/kernel source tree.

    Sure, it's a few days work to set up, and it'll probably take some weeks of initial testing, but once you get it working, you hardly have to touch it anymore. Heck, with a little elbow grease you could muscle it to work with other *nixen.

    Unix has the way in(tm)

  144. Re:Precisely-Disagree by Web+Queen · · Score: 1

    Actually - it's all of us that are the problem. In fact those of us that like tech may be the bigger problem, because we're the ones who keep encouraging more and more computer use. Nowadays you have to be able to use a computer, but few people have time to learn to do it properly. My parents and Grandparents will never be tech-savvy enough to deal with Windows - but what other choice do they have. Don't know how integrated your city is but here in T.O. it costs you money not to have a machine. For example: Job hunting - increasing numbers of palces only accept resumes via e-mail (plus try working in an office with no computer skills). Banking - internet banking is free, tellers cost $2.00, phone banking & bank machine cost $1.25 Government - Many services are free online but cost if you go in person or request something via mail (not to mention the time wasted in lines). 411 - costs $.65 to $.75 cents whereas online phone books are free. Taxes - You get your refund in two weeks or less if you file online. It can take two months if you file on paper. These are real examples of actual cases where not using a machine costs a person money - Yet how can we expect someone who works full time and is sixty or seventy, to learn something that took us years (no matter how much of a techie you are, you weren't born knowing how to code and if you think you were good within the first five years of ever seeing a machine - you're kidding yourself). These people need an operating system that is universal, so they can talk about it easily and learn from others. Most importantly so they can build on their experiences rather than have to learn something entirely new each time they interact with a machine. Imagine taking a plane and having to learn to speak a different language each time you flew over a new country. What we need is a UNIVERSAL OS that belongs to no-one and is as easy to use as MAC-OS or Windows. This is what we should be calling for - expecting people to be computer competent is like expecting everyone to know how to give CPR, you can't so you have EMTs & doctors. So where is our UNIVERSAL OS? Stop worrying about $$$ and copyrights and work towards the common good.

  145. All computers are Taco Bell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't get overexcited. To most normal people, computer==windows and vice versa

    That is correct. Just like in that movie Demolition Man where , in the future the only restauraunts that exist are all Taco Bells, all computers are already now Windows.

  146. wup /.ed by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of people that try to reach it only to be whipped back by the virus after 2 minutes when the PC restart.

    It is very hard to download a antivirus/patch when you are infected.

    windows updated (wup) is getting its beating now!

  147. It's not just that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Microsoft patching process is INCREDIBLY intrusive.

    If you've got servers running, then the downtime caused by several reboots can be quite a pain for everyone concerned. If you have several Microsoft updates in the queue, it just gets worse.

    Microsoft has a CHRONIC reboot problem. Although my iMac requires reboots for sometimes trivial updates (like Samba, or Airport software), most don't. And Linux--well, I run a nest of Debian based systems that rarely get rebooted at all. Even after apt-getting critical security updates, almost NONE require reboots (only kernel updates and such).

    It CAN be done. Microsoft's patching system is painful, clunky and extremely intrusive. Can you see now why even sysadmins don't want to be bothered? Especially when Microsoft's only response is to make the rebooting FASTER!

  148. Stupid worm by JoeShmoe950 · · Score: 1

    Get this worm a couple weeks ago. Back then, nobody new about it. Not even MS-Tech support. I formated. The thing had disabled Ctrl+Alt+Delete, msconfig, and even made it so I couldn't boot safe mode!

    1. Re:Stupid worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesnt sound like the same worm them, you dumb fuck

    2. Re:Stupid worm by JoeShmoe950 · · Score: 1

      It seems like a variation or something similar. It activated the DCom service(which the Blaster worm uses), then it probably tries to download the full version because I get the 60 second RPC shutdown message. And, maybe bcause after getting my log files, finally today, Microsoft Support e-mails me back saying infact that it was this worm. You should learn a lesson from this: 1. Don't use Anonymous cowerd because it is what is says "cowardly" unless for some odd reason you can't register an e-mail address. 2. This is slashdot, not sweardot. Most people here don't appreiceate random and senseless swearing. Stop drinking 3. You especially don't call someone a dumb**** in the first place. Its a stupid insult. Proves your probably 10 or 11. Second, you especially don't if you have no proof for your case. I think it more applies to me. It was the same worm(even microsoft identified it) 4. Calm down a little. Your scaring people methinks

  149. One Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

    1. Re:One Question by marko123 · · Score: 1

      Yah. Alcoholese... The same reason I reply to AC :)

      --
      http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
  150. Re:Fscking Windows. by Hulver · · Score: 1
    Yeah. I've only just joined the site. Look at my uid, it's so high!

    Oh yes, or I could have meant to type RedHat 7.2 instead. Whoops.

  151. Re:Taco responds re: editor moderation abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds fair to me.
    I don't have a problem with it.

  152. Hey, even WorldNetDaily uses bad language! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  153. Auto Update? by ttyp0 · · Score: 2, Informative
    I know all our Windows boxes at the office use the "auto update" feature to download patches at 3am each night. I figured most people would be using this great feature. Instead of trying to keep up with all the security fixes, I let Microsoft push them to me.

    Anti SCO T-Shirt. $1 donated to Open Source Now Fund on each shirt.

    1. Re:Auto Update? by Pvt_Waldo · · Score: 1

      I'm 100% with you. I bet you there are just as many unpatched Linux boxes out there as Windows boxes. At least with Windows you can flip a switch and it will just keep itself up to date if you'd like it to. It downloads the patch automatically as soon as it's available, then asks you if you'd like to install it. No pain, no "go to this webpage to download", no problems with "and now what do I do with this file?"

    2. Re:Auto Update? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Of course a decent Linux distribution has the same capability...

    3. Re:Auto Update? by KodaK · · Score: 2, Informative

      811493. That's a number I'll never forget. I used to use the Auto Update feature too, until that patch came out.

      When my machines applied that patch, the very next day they slowed to a crawl. Unusable crawl. Clicking start & Run would take literaly 5 minutes. It turns out that there was an incompatibility between that patch and our antivirus software. It took them a couple of days to figure that out, even though I told them that was the case as soon as we got it.

      Anyway, don't automaticaly install updates. Stay up on the patches, sure. Deploy them in some other way (I use the domain log on scripts) when you're sure they won't screw anything up. Do your testing as quickly as possible.

      --
      --J(K) DOS is like Unix in exactly the same way that a pinto is like an aircraft carrier.
  154. No it won't halt the Internet? by arrogance · · Score: 1

    FUD... of course it won't "Halt The Internet". Do you work for the National Enquirer making up headlines?

    It is slowing the Windows Update Site somewhat but I've downloaded some optional fixes today just to see if it's still up: worked fine. Either they've got a pipe the size of Niagara Falls (and some Superdome Servers) or this virus/worm, despite being kind of cool, really isn't very effective.

    And even though I know it's redundant it bears repeating: PATCH YOUR F@#KING MACHINES if you haven't. And I'm tired of Dial-Up being an excuse: get Broadband if you want to be on the net.

    Hmm... Doesn't the Windows Update site use an installable program through it's browser to check for updates? How's that patent war coming along?

    1. Re:No it won't halt the Internet? by dzym · · Score: 1
      4 days until it's timed to go off, innit?

      But yes, Microsoft has a connection on WU the size of Niagara Falls.

  155. Because We're Lazy and Don't all Obsess by koniosis · · Score: 1

    Everyone moans that Windows users are stupid because the update was issued ages ago, and theres been however many notices about it on ZDNET and ./ yet still loads of people haven't patched. Wanna know why, lots of people don't read ./ everyday and perhaps, maybe just a little, ./ has a strong *NIX community base?? don't know where I get that idea from but it kinda suggests that not every windows user will see the article, besides it's boring having to read security notices, then follow the link to M$ only to find that you have to scour the site for the Actual download you want because you somehow arrived at the non-Japanese cross italian half German windows 2003 patch page. I remember when the SQL Slammer came out, the Microsoft site was a mess and it was a mission to find the patch you wanted, total disaster. Even now I follow the link on ./ about this worm and can't find any reference to Windows 2003 server on the QB article (Why the hell not?) surely m$ want to promote the fact that they've patched their shiny new OS? And I don't care if I've come to the win2k or NT4 page, I want a link to the 2K3 page cause I'm ignorant and lazy (I'm a Windows User) wheres my spoon, i need feeding.

    --
    I spent ages trying to think of sig, but never did :(
    1. Re:Because We're Lazy and Don't all Obsess by gregarican · · Score: 1

      You can subscribe to the Microsoft Security Bulletin mailing list. See http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/notify.a sp for details. You'll get notified as soon as the bulletins are posted. Click on the URL's in the bulletins and away you go.

    2. Re:Because We're Lazy and Don't all Obsess by koniosis · · Score: 1

      Good idea, I only hope the links take you somewhere with the information you need, like I said, the articles always seem to miss out what your looking for (like missing out win2k3 on the QB about this worm).

      --
      I spent ages trying to think of sig, but never did :(
    3. Re:Because We're Lazy and Don't all Obsess by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1

      These patches don't work unless you are at the atest service pack. Go to the MS site looking for the latest service pack and they say that ISDN or better is required to download it. Dial-up users gotta order the CD. I called MS asking to order the CD a few weeks back, and they didn't have them. They said there would be at least a 4 weeks delay before you could get the latest service pack for an old OS on CD. They sell more new OS's that way.

  156. Is Home Security Vulnerable? by gregarican · · Score: 1

    Wonder if Bill Gates' estate's security system has Linux boxes running the show? If not then he better be peeking at the camera monitors like the end of Scarface!

  157. Nessus did this attack months ago by four12 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was experimenting with nessus several months ago. I unchecked the "safe checks only" option and ran it against a series of internal Windows systems and crashed RPC. I thought "wow, this could be really dangerous if nessus'd a range of public IPs."

  158. Clap clap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congratulations. Give yourself a good pat on the back.

    Oh, you just did.

  159. Re:Honest question [Corporate Answer] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Believe me, it's high on the priority list now.

    We have a couple sites just treading water with the traffic overflow. This kind of thing really impacts the bottom line and can cost the company money because it disrupts operations. Of course, it usually comes down to someone using an unsanctioned internet connection or using a laptop on the public internet and bringing it back infected.

    My site is nice and calm. No impact as of yet (no open 4444 ports or odd traffic), but I know the majority of the systems are unpatched. With just me and several hundred systems stretched out over about a square mile, it takes 2-3 hours just to walk by all the systems (not to mention those locked behind doors), I can only keep doing the normal stuff and hope the sky doesn't fall any worse locally (or I won't be going home today).

    Since MS patches tend to break group and system policies, alter UI settings, and change things in undesirable ways...It makes these things hideous to deploy. I'm being good and anxiously waiting the next release from the people who repackage the patch install for internal use, but even then, I probably won't get an authorized directive to allow me to push the patch to user desktops...

    There's the best way, the efficient way, the cheap way, and then there's the corporate way...er.. "the right way"...

    Better stay an AC...

  160. Another question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is *any* software written now vulnerable to a buffer overrun exploit? Isn't it possible to write drivers which don't allow this to happen?
    The principle behind buffer overload exploits is ancient, predating the internet.
    With modern CPUs running with memory protection, no software should be using methods that are buffer unsafe, yet we are still getting these exploits against commercial, up to date operating systems. What am I missing?

  161. Installing Windows on worms day ;P by Picon · · Score: 1

    Yesterday i had just setup a computer with a Windows OS, of course as it was just installed, there was no patches nor Firewall set up.

    And i was wondering why this new freshly installed machine was crashing all the time with svchost.exe and RPC server. :)

    So to avoid me this kind of troubles in the future i think we should forecast such worms! ;D

    1. Re:Installing Windows on worms day ;P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you read the releases a month ago people were forecasting a worm, just wondering when it would show

    2. Re:Installing Windows on worms day ;P by JoeShmoe950 · · Score: 1

      I got the worm within 3 days of formatting. Call that luck

  162. moral of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont trust your bastard traveling salesman husband. He just brings worms and viruses home.

  163. Re:no excuse by kmankmankman2001 · · Score: 1

    Where do you see the March 26 date? Just because the number assigned to this by MS ends with 03-26 doesn't equate to that being March 26. Please elaborate.

    --
    "The bigger the lie, the more they believe." - Det. Bunk
  164. I suppose it's too much by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

    I suppose it's too much to point out that this worm exploits a vulnerability that's already been patched by Microsoft, so that only lazy or incompetent admins are going to get hit by it.

    I also suppose it's too much to suggest that any fool who has TCP 135-139, and TCP 445 exposed to the public Internet is an utter idiot who deserves to be fired, stoned, burned, crucified, sterilized and beheaded.

    But hey! The solution is open source, right? I mean, no Linux admin would ever leave an unpatched service running for weeks after a fix has been released, would they?

    Just keeping the Microsoft bashers honest here. It's not so much the OS's fault as it is the lazy, incompetent admins that are running the server. And Linux, BSD, and Mac boxes have their fair share of incompetents as well. Just run over to SecurityFocus and see how many exploits are available on any standard distribution or commercial OS that's out there. All of 'em have plenty of holes.

    --
    In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    1. Re:I suppose it's too much by ctid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I suppose it's too much to point out that this worm exploits a vulnerability that's already been patched by Microsoft, so that only lazy or incompetent admins are going to get hit by it.

      I think you mean lazy and incompetent admins, plus thousands upon thousands of home users who have no idea what a patch is, or what a firewall is, or what ports are in this context. It appears that you'd want nearly all home users of Windows XP to be "stoned, burned, crucified, sterilized and beheaded". That seems a bit extreme to me.

      The reason I am gloating (I can't speak for other slashdotters) is that I'm sick of reading that Linux is not ready for the desktop because it's too difficult to use. I'm looking forward to the many many accounts of normal Windows users who are able to successfully patch their systems in the sixty seconds they have before it shuts itself down again.
      --
      Reality is defined by the maddest person in the room
    2. Re:I suppose it's too much by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      I think it's a given that the vast majority of home users have been and remain clueless when it comes to security. It doesn't matter what desktop you give them (Windows, Linux, OSX), they're more than likely not going to maintain it.

      Personally, I think MS ought to have Windows Update turned on by default and set to auto-download and auto-install all patches. I'm sure some privacy advocates might bitch and moan for some obscure reason, and perhaps users won't like the idea of their machines rebooting at 3AM for "unknown" reasons, but it's a pittance to pay for machines that keep themselves up to date.

      --
      In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    3. Re:I suppose it's too much by ctid · · Score: 1
      Personally, I think MS ought to have Windows Update turned on by default and set to auto-download and auto-install all patches.

      I think that's difficult to do, because so many people have dialup rather han broadband internet access. However, I do believe that switching on the firewall by default could be a help.

      --
      Reality is defined by the maddest person in the room
    4. Re:I suppose it's too much by four12 · · Score: 1

      "MS ought to have Windows Update turned on by default and set to auto-download and auto-install all patches"

      Right. You obviously don't run Windows in a business environment. SP4 breaks a lot of things and I don't trust Microsoft to put out a patch/SP without first testing it on a non-production box.

      Anybody remember NT 4.0/SP4? There ya go.

    5. Re:I suppose it's too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what users do you know who leave their computer and dial-up on overnight so it can download and install patches for them

    6. Re:I suppose it's too much by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      Fine, then we need better, more granular controls over what kinds of patches are auto-installed. Besides, the argument was about home users, not corporate PC's. You can control what's updated on corporate machines by using group policies or other conventions.

      --
      In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  165. Quick Fix by mrkurt · · Score: 1

    First, start up regedit.exe and look for "msblast". You should find two entries: one in HKeyLocalMachine and another in HKeyUser. Delete both of them.

    This POS is residing in C:\WINNT\System32 as msblast.exe(on Win2k); you will not be able to delete it. It runs as a process on the system, and you also won't be able to shut it down. But you can cut off its legs by disabling its ability to inherit from the system. Right click and select properties, then select the Security tab, and unselect Allow This Program To Inherit From the System. I also selected the Advanced button and chose Deny for all users and permissions on the system. It's dead now.

    --
    Always look on the briight side of life! (whistle, whistle)
    1. Re:Quick Fix by mrkurt · · Score: 1

      Almost forgot the standard concluding steps... log off and reboot. Make sure your firewall blocks port 135 packets from the outside.

      --
      Always look on the briight side of life! (whistle, whistle)
  166. Win32? by MoeMoe · · Score: 1

    I believe Windows already has this "feature" built in, it's called the BSOD... same thing, just no timer.

    --
    Business \Busi"ness\, n.;
    A scam in which all people involved perceive as beneficial...
  167. Wrong by johnburton · · Score: 2, Informative
    You know you've got it when a 60 second shutdown timer pops up on your screen
    Actually this is what happens when it fails to infect your system and crashes the process instead. So you know you've not got it when you see this.
    --
    Sig is taking a break!
    1. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean it crashes when it tries to run the exe from you local system and it fails for some reason? how is that not infected exactly?

    2. Re:Wrong by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      Completely incorrect. You've still got msblast.exe on your PC, fucking up your PC. You've got the virus.

  168. Over 100 calls in one hour... by The+Raven · · Score: 2, Interesting

    yesterday, regarding the worm. I was amazed how fast this virus spread... no other virus has created such a quick increase in call volume for us.

    Of course, I work at an ISP... so when their Internet flakes out, we're the first thing they call. This is one of the first viruses I've seen that seems to deliberately crash your Internet connection, so rather than calling days or weeks later with some minor odd behavior, they called right away because their net was down.

    I'm curious what will happen in a day when the timed DDOS goes off.

    --
    "I will trust Google to 'do no evil' until the founders no longer run it." Hello Alphabet.
  169. Famous last words by dtfinch · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the Microsoft security bulletin on the vulnerability:

    "This vulnerability only permits a denial of service attack and does not provide an attacker with the ability to modify or retrieve data on the remote machine."

  170. Re:Honest question [Corporate Answer] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go ahead.. Just try and convince the CIO and VP's to take that on... (such a joke)

    We are migrating... From one of the world's largest Novell NDS trees to Active Directory and MS servers. Along with scrapping all the PC hardware and implementing a global managed PC, file and print servcies contract as well. So, we won't need any on-site support staff (self included)...

    Timeline: 1 year, globally
    Odds of Success: Excellent
    Odds Success will be defined other than user satisfaction: Guarranteed
    Odds of Delays: Also Guarranteed

  171. writeup is bollocks by Cally · · Score: 2, Informative
    Sorry, this writeup is wrong in almost every respect. I work at an Infosec co BTW so I do know what I'm talking about.

    • It's not "on the rise" - luckily, this one's a slow spreader and not terribly effective due to the use of tftp which easily limits it's spread. The _real_ worm won't do anything so dull.

    • You don't know you've got it when you get a shutdown timer. The worm uses the oc192-dcom.c exploit, which contains the universal offsets which don;t crash the service. The reboots are a symptom that you're being hit by worm /traffic/, and you're vulnerable. You may already have it; you may not.

    • It's not an easy one to stop. There are reports that the MS patch doesn't fix the issue in every case. In addition, there's another similar DCOM exploit for which Microsoft HAS NOT RELEASED A PATCH. Fortunately, it's just a DoS...

    • Finally, if you've been owned by this worm, don't waste time messing about with a "removal tool". Back up your data, reformat, reinstall. Or, better, install Linux or BSD :)



    The only, uhm, 'interesting' aspect of this worm is that on Friday it's going to nuke WindowsUpdate. The worm will probably never go away competely so W.U. could well be unusable for months to come. Totally predictable, of course, it's just a surprise that it lasted this long.

    --
    "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
  172. Amazing Increase in Scans by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

    The level of increase in the amount of scanning this thing is producing is amazing. According to the ISC Storm Center, this thing is now accounting for almost 80% of all inbound reports.

    At the non-profit where I work we saw just five scans in the firewall logs from Sunday. Today's logs show well over 500 scans in a five hour period. While a larger site admin may think this is a trivial amount, the only comaprable level of activity we've had that was similar in the past was Code Red related.

    --

    I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.

    1. Re:Amazing Increase in Scans by cfl · · Score: 1

      I blocked ports 135 and 4444 inbound on the border routers of my employer (a regional ISP) yesterday:

      router 1:
      deny tcp any any eq 135 (266649 matches)
      deny tcp any any eq 4444 (95 matches)

      router 2:
      deny tcp any any eq 135 (331926 matches)
      deny tcp any any eq 4444 (34 matches)

      The above are from the last 23 hours

  173. Removal Tool Crashes... by SpaceRook · · Score: 1

    I did a search for MSBlast on my computer and deleted two files: the EXE and the PR (or something). Now, when I run the removal tool, it crashes on me. Does anyone know how to avoid this problem? (Short og getting reinfected :)

  174. Re:no excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, but this does

    Quick Info
    File Name:
    Q331953_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe

    Download Size:
    825 KB

    Date Published:
    3/26/2003

    Version:
    Q331953

    http://microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?Fami ly Id=94213569-3258-4439-9AE7-5D86813B4D9E&displaylan g=en

  175. Not entirely true... by phillymjs · · Score: 1

    It is a concrete fact that that no MacOS based webserver has ever been hacked into in the history of the internet.

    Actually, there was successful hack at least once. The server that was hacked was also running BlueWorld's "Lasso," which IIRC is an application that lets you pull data from FileMaker databases and stick it into web pages. There was a security hole in Lasso that the cracker exploited to change one of the HTML pages.

    The machine that was hacked was the designated target in a "hack and win $$$" contest, and this was at least four or five years ago. I don't have the time to Google further details right now.

    Having said that, Mac webservers still are the most secure. I've got two machines running webservers on OS 9.1, and I always have a hearty chuckle when I look in the logs at all the Windows exploits and other non-browser remote access attempts that are being used in vain.

    ~Philly

  176. Ren + Stimpy and full disclosure by TitaniumFox · · Score: 1

    ...I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me... WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!??!?

    windowsupdate.microsoft.com has been "slashdotted" in a manner of speaking, considering the number of folks/admins/corporations that are updating right now. I'm trying to update our lab's computers, and I've had only a 50% success rate actually getting the windows update website to pull up. The other half of the time it's "HTTP 1.1/Server Too Busy"

    --
    -- I'd say your post was about 3 monkeys, 18 minutes.
  177. Why the shutdown? by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be better if it waited until after the DDOS on MS to shutdown your system? What good is a worm that declares its presence so quickly?

  178. It's still not even on WindowsUpdate by AugstWest · · Score: 1

    I've hit it from 3 different machines, all with different levels of patches installed, and the fix still doesn't pop up.

    I just don't understand the logic behind this. Is it part of the Trusted Computing Initiative?

    1. Re:It's still not even on WindowsUpdate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you running Windows 2000 pre-SP3??
      According to the Technet bulletin Microsoft's patch works only on Windows 2000 machines with Service Pack 3 or 4. The patch won't be listed on Windows Update if you're running SP2. I saw this when I was updating a few of my friend's machines. You have to update to SP3 then install the patch.

    2. Re:It's still not even on WindowsUpdate by AugstWest · · Score: 1

      One is SP3, the other 2 are SP4. Well, one *was* SP3, they're all SP4 now.

  179. ISP's should offer additional service ? by bushboy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ISP's should by default install firewall services for all thier clients, whether it be a software firewall or a hardware one.

    It should form part of the monthly cost and be mandatory.

    That will sort out most of the home/soho users.

    Big business should know better and already have a firewall solution in place.

    --
    A slashdotting - you get the stick first and then the carrot !
  180. My work this morning... by mess31173 · · Score: 1

    A new Worm virus called W32.Blaster.Worm has been reported to the Virus Team. IT is imperative that everyone on the *edit* team completes a LiveUpdate and a Manual Scan this morning. We are monitoring who has completed the scan. A list will be compiled of anyone not completing the scan today. If you have any questions you may email the Virus Team.

    The basic instructions are:

    1. Double-click on the NAV icon on your task bar (in the bottom, right-hand corner) - it will either be a yellow shield or a little computer with a medicine bag next to it
    2. Click on the button that says "LiveUpdate"
    3. Click "Next" on the following screen
    4. After the update is completed, click "Finish" and then close the NAV window
    5. Double-click on the NAV icon on your task bar again.
    6. From the Scan menu select Scan Computer.
    7. Click on the Box in front of the (C:) and select Scan.
    8. Let the Scan Run to completion.


    PS. This was an email sent out this morning. I work at a GIANT financial institution.

  181. At least.. by firew0lfz · · Score: 1

    we didn't have the Code Red and this thing released at the same time *shudder* imagine what would happen if this guy(s) (or girls) seriously wanted to take the internet down instead of putting up little messages like "love you sans" [in reference to the internet storm center sans.org site??] in their code. people could seriously take down stuff if they wanted to.. makes patching all the more imporant. (esp. with xp being rolled out on all new computers now from stores).

    --
    Try not to let life get in the way of living.
  182. don't try patching untill the worm is removed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a client who tried to apply Microsofts update to her computer without removing the virus first. Now he doesn't even get to windows before getting and RPC error and the computer reboots. All the removal tools work from within windows, how do you remove the virus if you can't get to windows?

    uuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggg!! !!

    1. Re:don't try patching untill the worm is removed by gregarican · · Score: 1
      1) Reformat.

      2) Reinstall.

      3) Block the published RPC ports (listed in many posts in this area) from any firewall/routing hardware or Windows OS software.

      4) Download the patch from the Windows Update site when the site's not overloaded or down.

      5) Apply the patch.

      The one issue is that a fresh install will probably lead to lots of heavy downloads of all of the cumulative patches from the Windows Update site. Might be a good time for a cigarette break. Or an early Happy Hour :-)

      It's like Code Red in some ways. When folks got hit with it they would consistently get hit again when even trying to download the patch from Microsoft.

    2. Re:don't try patching untill the worm is removed by digrieze · · Score: 1

      Boot from the CD if he wasn't wise enough to make the boot recovery floppy when Windows TOLD HIM TO. Alternative, boot from Norton Systemwork CD to get to the Norton Tools if needed. Be sure to go into safe mode and kill dcom before you attempt to patch. Oh yeah, by the way, if/when they get out of this enable critical update. Good luck kid.

      --
      It doesn't matter what you wrap your emotions around, Reality is a brick wall specifically designed to scramble eggs
  183. Remote Procedure Call by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

    OK. Now, in my mind, regardless of what any lists tell me, something called "Remote Procedure Call" on a home computer is nothing to leave turned on, it's just screaming for someone remote(not me) to execute(call) a procedure(shutdown) on my computer.

    That, windows messaging, and remote registry connections, all gone. I have like one svchost active on my computer, and it's got FreeBSD as a residential gateway/firewall to go through. They are pretty simple to setup really, and will work on "any old hardware" that you have sitting around. Basically block all inbound traffic except return from outbound. Read up on how to make a "stateful" firewall.

    1. Re:Remote Procedure Call by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 4, Informative
      RPC isn't just for over-the-network calls; it's also what some Win32 apps use for interprocess communication. Thus, if RPC is borked, your whole system is in trouble (I had a system where the RPC DLLs were corrupted; I couldn't even use simple things like copy and paste, since programs couldn't communmicate with the clipboard buffer).

      The only real solution in this case is a good firewall and keeping up with the endless stream of security patches; unfortunately, Microsoft in their infinite wisdom have decided that users can't turn off RPC's network functionality. While turning off services you don't need is good security practice, there are some exploitable services that the system needs and you can't just turn off. RPC falls into this category, and you can't do much besides firewall and patch it.

      --

      That's it. I'm no longer part of Team Sanity.
    2. Re:Remote Procedure Call by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Agree. Couldn't MS with it's infinate $$$ make the damn thing listen to 127.0.0.1 ONLY by default????? This is Very common in the Unix world. For example, squid ships so that you have to specifically open the thing up before it listens to anything other than localhost. Ditto for email (on many distributions anyway.)

      This is yet another case where MS just doesn't "get it." The common wisdom (for Many Many years) has been to be secure by default, and open things up as needed. RedHat used to be bad about this too, but at least they learned. To this very day, MS still ships Outlook, OE, and IE to be damn near wide open which is why email worms are still a massive problem.

    3. Re:Remote Procedure Call by MSG · · Score: 1

      Read up on how to make a "stateful" firewall.

      I find your condescending attitued laughable. I know damn well how to implement a stateful firewall. However, this is a laptop. It's not always going to sit behind some external device. Most of the cheap devices only work for broadband anyway, and this connection is dial-up.

      I turned on Windows' firewall, and scanned the box remotely. Is it too much to expect that a security feature, once enabled, won't be turned off by some software running on the system which finds the firewall inconvenient?

    4. Re:Remote Procedure Call by mr3038 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      unfortunately, Microsoft in their infinite wisdom have decided that users can't turn off RPC's network functionality.

      Actually, it's possible to close all ports in windows, but it's harder than it should be. Just close all those services that nobody needs and run dcomcnfg.exe and remove all remote DCOM/COM+/whatever support. If you know that you need those, you obviously shouldn't do this. But if you know that you need those protocols, you probably work for Microsoft anyway. Dinkumware's fport helps you to find out which programs keep all those ports open.

      Yes, the default settings from redmond are brain-dead at best - what else is new?

      I don't run a firewall on my windows workstation but on the other hand it doesn't have any ports open, other than those opened by Mozilla to browse the web and those opened by miranda. Having a firewall doesn't help with those ports. Obviously, running a firewall could help catching software that's trying to call home, but I don't run every random piece of software I can get my hands on. If somebody can still crash a windows that doesn't have a single port open, you're fucked anyway.

      --
      _________________________
      Spelling and grammar mistakes left as an exercise for the reader.
    5. Re:Remote Procedure Call by Mondain98 · · Score: 1
      RPC isn't just for over-the-network calls; it's also what some Win32 apps use for interprocess communication.

      Umm, that's an IPC not an RPC. Very different :)

    6. Re:Remote Procedure Call by ??? · · Score: 1

      RPC is used for IPC. Very stupid. :)

    7. Re:Remote Procedure Call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Just close all those services that nobody needs

      and the list of these is where?..

    8. Re:Remote Procedure Call by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      I realized after I posted that comment it sounded a bit condescending, sorry about that :(

      I meant to just point people in the right direction for the keyword "stateful", as I'm a horrible teacher, I always come across condescending :)

    9. Re:Remote Procedure Call by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 2, Informative
      RPC is used to call other programs' functions remotely; it's a network-transparent protocol that lets an application run a function from another process, and recieve the data returned. While it's designed to work well over networks, it doesn't have to be run over anything but one system: many Windows apps use it, including MS Installer and MS Office. It's a form of IPC; it's somewhat similar to BSD-style sockets (another network-transparent IPC system more often encountered under UNIX/Linux, and, of course, on the Internet; sockets differ from RPC calls in that they're based around datastreams rather than functions).

      IPC is more a problem with multiple solutions than an implementation; RCP, shared memory, BSD sockets, pipe links, and other IPC implementations are used based on what is best for the specific application.

      --

      That's it. I'm no longer part of Team Sanity.
    10. Re:Remote Procedure Call by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

      It's easier than that DCOMCNFG, click on the "Default Properties" Tab (WIN2K), and then uncheck the box that says "Enable Distributed COM On This Machine". TaDa - no more DCOM issues patch or not :-) XP has a similiar dialog with th esame executable name but I'm not sure where in the dialog the checkbox is located...

      --
      Build it, Drive it, Improve it! Hybridz.org
  184. If ATMs, then what else? by Tired_Blood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When's the first computer voting machine going to be hit with something similar?

    And will these problems again be explained as "user error"? (think Florida '00)

    --
    This is not my sig.
  185. Fatal flaw in your second argument by Loundry · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter how fast a patch is released if people don't download and install the patches. Again, both Windows and Linux are identical in this respect.

    What you are arguing here is, "It's the users' fault": you are arguing that the users shirked their responsibility in keeping up with security updates and patching their systems as necessary.

    The problem with your argument is that it contradicts the notion that Windows (in any of its forms) is "easy to use", and that has been a selling point for Microsoft's operating systems.

    In other words, you can't blame the user. If the operating system is truly "easy to use", then I can't see how you can make the argument that an end-user (the vast majority of users of Microsoft's operating systems are end-users) must understand the highly technical, nebulous, ever-evolving notion of "computer security". The one to blame is Microsoft for lying that their systems are "easy to use".

    --
    I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
  186. Re:Why is anybody posting here saying 'I got hit 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gotta second this. I even patched any of my friends machines that I've been on just to help them out.

  187. Microsoft DoSed by ravenlock · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seems to have done something though. I'm on a 512/512 dsl line and it took microsoft.com a full minute and then some to respond. The actual page load was fast enough though, so I'm guessing it's the connection limit. Only guessing though. It's hard to tell if it's the worm or the people desperately trying to get the patch, but the end result is pretty much the same.


    ... Isn't it funny that users don't patch when there's a threat that could wipe hard drives clean, but when something interrupts their daily pr0n wank with a reboot they rush at Mach 3 speed to get the fix?

  188. Speaking fromt the tech support trenches: by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    "Even the most clueless of windows users can click on a link and then click the "Yes" button."

    No. No they cant.

    --
    All Troll + "offtopic" mods are meta moderated as "Unfair", because you abused the system.
  189. Use Windows NT 4.0? by UrGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Then "no soup for you!" Microsoft has not and (at this time says) will not provide a fix for this. They claim that "the Windows NT 4.0 architecture will not support a fix to this issue, now or in the future." WHAT HORSESHIT! So all of the Windows NT 4.0 machines of the world are open doors to this (and other) attacks. Oh, they do recommend that you put it behind a firewall and block port 135. And if you happen to be using 135, well, you gotta have to recode and recompile any and all programs that do. Don't have the source code? Well, how good are you are reverse engineering. And be careful, it may be illegal were you live. AND you gotta trust everyone behind that firewall to not crack your machine!

    Now, the karmaic debt in all of this - Microsoft's Windows Update will get attacked by WinNT 4.0 every month. Mmmm. So, everyone else gets fixed and the ones that MICROSOFT want you to upgrade become easily identified as problems on the net.

    Sure, one P.-off muther-F. may have written this worm to get at Microsoft. Or maybe it came from somewhere in Washington state. So, what is next? All "obsolete" versions of Microsoft products get infected with worms that will install a gigabyte of child prono and then email the police? I guarantee with publicity like this, evildoers will be using WinNT as a platform for all kind of crap for now on. Thanks a lot, Microsoft, the Crackers Best Friend!

    Here's the Microsoft spin on this from the FAQ in Microsoft Security Bulletin MS03-010 (http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/default .asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/ms03-010.asp):

    "If Windows NT 4.0 is listed as an affected product, why is Microsoft not issuing a patch for it?"

    "During the development of Windows 2000, significant enhancements were made to the underlying architecture of RPC. In some areas these changes involved making fundamental changes to the way the RPC server software was built. The Windows NT 4.0 architecture is much less robust than the more recent Windows 2000 architecture, Due to these fundamental differences between Windows NT 4.0 and Windows 2000 and its successors, it is infeasible to rebuild the software for Windows NT 4.0 to eliminate the vulnerability. To do so would require rearchitecting a very significant amount of the Windows NT 4.0 operating system, and not just the RPC component affected. The product of such a rearchitecture effort would be sufficiently incompatible with Windows NT 4.0 that there would be no assurance that applications designed to run on Windows NT 4.0 would continue to operate on the patched system."

    "Microsoft strongly recommends that customers still using Windows NT 4.0 protect those systems by placing them behind a firewall which is filtering traffic on Port 135. Such a firewall will block attacks attempting to exploit this vulnerability, as discussed in the workarounds section below."

    "Will Microsoft issue a patch for Windows NT 4.0 sometime in the future?"

    "Microsoft has extensively investigated an engineering solution for NT 4.0 and found that the Windows NT 4.0 architecture will not support a fix to this issue, now or in the future."

    The moral is upgrade. Upgrade and get people like Microsoft who abandon you out of your life. Upgrade to Linux.

    1. Re:Use Windows NT 4.0? by gregarican · · Score: 1
      Am I missing something about this RPC DCOM exploit? Here's the bulletin I applied my patches in response to below. I see plenty of availability for NT 4.0 Server. My Exchange/IIS/Proxy Server box is NT 4.0 and I patched it accordingly.

      So far so good, as this box is what I'm going through now!

      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin /ms03-026.asp

    2. Re:Use Windows NT 4.0? by UrGeek · · Score: 1

      I try to go to http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin /ms03-026.asp today and I get Microcrap's 404 page ("The page you're looking for has been moved or removed from the site.")

      I am guess that fix came out before stopped supporting WinNT 4.0 and/or it did not work. Microsoft is not going to tell us!

      The page you're looking for has been moved or removed from the site.

    3. Re:Use Windows NT 4.0? by gregarican · · Score: 1

      It works. Take the space out after 'bulletin' and it pastes in fine. My bad!

    4. Re:Use Windows NT 4.0? by UrGeek · · Score: 1

      Curiouser and curiouser. So, they could fix the buffer overflow but this new exploit cannot be fix. HA!

      I wish Slashdot had an edit and delete function, at least for the first two hours after a post. Oh, well - you got me.

      Dude, you are still hosed as long as you run WinNT!

    5. Re:Use Windows NT 4.0? by gregarican · · Score: 1

      I have a Win NT 4.0 box acting as Exchange/IIS/Proxy server. It's working fine, as patched with what I downloaded several weeks ago. I've been port scanned hundreds of times today alone and it's good to go. I'm using the Winsock Proxy connection right now to post this message!

    6. Re:Use Windows NT 4.0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, port 135 is shutdown, cutoff, cannot be used AND you are free of this worm, right? What about tomorrow's worm? One that use port XXXXX? Or even port 80?

      Free safe?

      And man, look at the history of IIS. It is second only to Microsoft Outlook on the list of World's Greatest Security risks!

      Good luck, my friend. You will need it.

    7. Re:Use Windows NT 4.0? by gregarican · · Score: 1
      There has to be a vulnerable service attached to the port that's being attacked. So if you don't have necessary services using the ports disabling them is a quick fix. That combined with regularly keeping tabs on vendor software patches is the best defense I can offer.

      The box I have only provides Intranet web services, so I block all public IP's from accessing port 80. That and cutting off public FTP and a few other things makes my job easier in regard to external risks.

      In 3+ years of having this box up I've never had it taken down by any of the virii, worms, etc. that have hit so many other sites. Like I said they fact that I block public WWW, FTP, etc. helps out tremendously.

      I would have to say I feel free and safe at this time. If you'd like I'll give you my public IP. Feel free to see how you do cracking my box :-)

  190. So effing stupid by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

    I often wonder why it is that the folks who write worms and viruses to attack a site always manage to telegraph their intentions first, by making the infected machines do something obvious and irritating. It draws attention to the fact that the machine has been compromised, and puts the real target site on its guard. Wouldn't a stealthy infection followed by a massive surprise attack be more effective?

    I don't know which is worse -- the fact that there are folks who are happy to sacrifice Teh Interweb for the sake of getting at a single site, or the fact that they're SO FUCKING STUPID in the way they do it.

  191. Re:Good Story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, first with the insults, since it's traditional around here:

    Hey fuckface, did your fat mom drop you on your head at birth?

    Now for the serious bit. I agree that Ivan is derived (note the spelling, numbnuts, you might learn something) from John. Maybe you should have looked a little further. Ian and Iain are also both derivatives of John. So, all three names are similar because they came from the same root. So who's the asshole now? You or the original poster?

    How about researching a bit better next time. It's only a google away. Now off back to your troll-hole Mr Fuckwit.

    Hmmm, sometimes feeding the trolls can be fun. :)

  192. win32blaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder when the Wine folks will have Wine so perfected that we all can catch viruses at the same time. I'm beginning to feel neglected ;-)

  193. New version of Blaster is starting to appear by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Informative

    A new version of Blaster has started spreading. The new version is called RPCsdbot.A by Trend Micro and appears to be more stable and can also open a backdoor to IRC.

    RPCsdbot.A Information

    --
    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
  194. The REAL way to patch your system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go to http://www.knoppix.de and download their 650MB patch. This will prevent ALL Windows worms ;-)

  195. Two Patches are needed! by farrellj · · Score: 1

    You need both of these patches to bee safe from the *two* similar worms out there...

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/defaul t. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/ms03-010.asp

    and

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/?url=/ te chnet/security/bulletin/MS03-026.asp

    --
    CAN-CON 2019 - Ottawa's only book oriented Science Fiction Convention! October 18-20, Sheraton Hotel, Ottawa, Canada h
  196. MOD PARENT UP by r4lv3k · · Score: 1

    Please add this info to the article heading, it will save new visitors a lot of time getting this fixed. After all, there's a much better chance of getting your update from a Slashdot link than Microsoft's Windows Update right now.. r4lv3k

  197. Re:Fscking Windows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please. I still remember when my system got hosed by a sendmail hole.

    What? We are talking about operating system vulnerability in here? Sendmail is a software. How can you even compare these two together, huh?

  198. Ok, by sjwt · · Score: 2, Informative

    So i got the timer,
    i got the reboot,
    i scaned with the program..
    no virus..

    Is it posible the 'error' and timer
    can be from just a random problem??

    or have i got some undetecable varent?

    --
    You have 5 Moderator Points!
    Which Helpless Linux zealot/MS basher do you want to mod down today?
  199. Wow by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder when someone will release a virus for an exploit that they just found, one that they didn't tell Microsoft about. If they found one for IIS it would basically kill the entire windows internet (since you couldn't just firewall off the port).

    And of course the same thing could happen with Linux. There have been security holes in Apache and especially in various distros.

    I guess we're lucky that people finding holes so far have been benign. (or at least more interested in having access then causing chaos...)

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    1. Re:Wow by antiMStroll · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apache != Linux any more than Apache on Windows = 2k Server. Nice try. This is a true vulnerability of the core OS, not a 3rd party app. Apples calling the kettle black.

  200. MS under fire by stevenp · · Score: 1

    Here is an interesting description of the virus.

    The virus obviously contains the following text:

    I just want to say LOVE YOU SAN!!
    billy gates why do you make this possible?
    Stop making money and fix your software!!

    And also as of August 16, 2003 the Lovesan will launch a DDoS attack on the Windowsupdate.com server.

    Looks insteresting, to say the least

    1. Re:MS under fire by gregarican · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this timely update. I also heard that Reagan was recently capped...

    2. Re:MS under fire by iapetus · · Score: 1

      Why bother? Just post a Slashdot story about windowsupdate.com and you get the same effect without exposing yourself to the risk of arrest.

      --
      ++ Say to Elrond "Hello.".
      Elrond says "No.". Elrond gives you some lunch.
  201. Stop being so paranoid by dd2k · · Score: 1

    The big problem is that everyone is so paranoid that M$ is going to "spy" on them through Windows Update, the first thing they do is disable auto update. Almost every machine I work on has auto update turned off, and then they scream bloody murder at Microsoft when something like this happens. If you are going to disable auto update, AT LEAST subscribe to the MS security bulletins !

  202. Other Popular Linux Firewalls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The firewall is obviously a 2.4 kernel with iptables, but to manage those complicated iptables rulessets here are a few of my favorites:


    Lately, I've been using SuSE 8.2 susefirewall2 mostly, because it's just so damned easy to configure to do what I need it to do, all in a simple text config file.

  203. Re:SecurityFocus says no MacOS EVER exploited once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think 'never' is a little too bold. You classic fanatics.

  204. Broadband has a six-figure setup fee by yerricde · · Score: 1

    And I'm tired of Dial-Up being an excuse: get Broadband if you want to be on the net.

    You wire everybody $200,000 to move their families to an area where decent broadband is available, and I'll believe you.

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
  205. sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really hope that most linux-zealots wishes come true. Right now most of you guys are saying stuff along the lines of: "maybe now people will understand that linux is more secure and switch" blabla ad naseum. Then at the same time most realize that this could have been avoided if people had patched their system.

    Let me tell you one thing, exactly the same will happen on linux systems (even more so as they become more and more popular with Joe Smoe Six-Pack, or whatever his name is). How many times haven't you heard of linux-noobs having had their new shiny Red Hat boxen r00ted etc.

    In summary, linux isn't the salvation, educating the masses about security concerns is.

  206. Re:Getting infected by coffee_admin · · Score: 1

    I believe I was getting approximately 200 hits every hour just on Port 135 last night. Haven't been able to check to see if it's gone down at all today but I'm sure my little server's log file will be pretty full by the time I get home tonight.

    --
    Prozac makes the voices in my head say nice things to me.
  207. Doubt it would work by mrscott · · Score: 1

    In theory, this is great but in practice I doubt it would work only from that standpoint that you'd basically be making someone wait for IT help every time they came back to the office.

  208. dced and OVO by garver · · Score: 1

    We use HP's OpenView Operations around here to monitor Solaris systems. Agents run on the managed systems and report back to the server. It uses RPC, implemented by the "dced" daemon. dced died on almost all of our boxes simultaneously yesterday. We brought them back up, they died in unison again. Repeated 4 times now. These boxes are in different cities and a bunch of different networks. So, we're lost as to what's happening. I was assuming some Y2K like bug, but now...

    So my question: Anyone else use OVO and see this madness?

  209. In other news: Microsoft enters comedy business by mkweise · · Score: 1

    From Microsoft Security Bulletin MS03-010:
    Microsoft has extensively investigated an engineering solution for NT 4.0 and found that the Windows NT 4.0 architecture will not support a fix to this issue, now or in the future.

    Why can't they just say, "Nah, we're not going to do that because we don't feel like it."?

    --
    Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
  210. Holes in what? by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Informative
    Linux: The kernel (1). Stuff commonly exposed by a desktop Linux installation (0). Remote all-your-base-are-belong-to-us exploits (0).

    Windows: all-your-base-ar[Rebooting in 60 seconds]

    Now go and average that out over a year. Bear in mind that MS-Windows exploits are being reported on a small software set (OS, email client, database, web server, web browser, email client) and Linux exploits are being reported on any of 4000 (Mandrake) - 8000 (Debian) packages, most of which will not be installed on your typical desktop or server. Estimate a percentage installed on each and discount appropriately.

    Now assign a severity rating, maybe base=25% remote=50% privesc/root/admin/ring0=25% to each incident and see how they compare.

    And so on. No sense comparing an overdecorated Niva with a Land Cruiser and complaining about the mileage, either.

    --
    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  211. Re A better way (XP) by navaburo · · Score: 1

    instead set the action to 'restart the service' this will prevent crashing due to RPC faliure... U kinda need RPC lol

    1. Re:Re A better way (XP) by j0se_p0inter0 · · Score: 1

      well, i was worried about doing it. if you look at the services that depend on it there are quite a few. but i did it anyway and had no problems while i cleaned up the mess. just be sure to turn it back to the default setting when you are finished.

  212. Re:I might not be speaking for everyone, but I say by Telastyn · · Score: 1

    Except for those of us in California of course. We accept our new Austrian Overlords.

  213. "Trustworthy" Microsoft Code by dmccarty · · Score: 1

    Here's an interesting question: has Microsoft ever produced an input stream that hasn't been compromised by a buffer overrun attack?

    --
    Have fun: Join D.N.A. (National Dyslexics Association)
  214. Exchange by smatt-man · · Score: 1

    I'd like to point out to anyone running Exchange (ver 2000 tested) that like most other M$ patches, it does more harm than good. After applying the RPC patch, nobody can connect to the Exchange server. After removing the patch all is well again. Hmmm... is this a bug or a feature?

    --

    ---
    Lousy rotten karmic retribution.
  215. Don't forget the Intranet by iamacat · · Score: 1

    It was a bug heaven at work yesterday. Everyone was walking around and complaining their PC just keeps crashing. I didn't even bother with Windows update. Just turned on firewall on XP (ZoneAlarm on W2K) and deleted msblast.exe. Since our mail server deletes executable attachments, I think things will be quiet for a while. Oh, and I am not in IT, so I don't feel bad for leaving them to update their own machine.

    1. Re:Don't forget the Intranet by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      What about all the other silent worms/trojans that loaded onto your system between the time you got msblast.exe and the time you killed it?

      I would reformat my NTFS partition and reload before claiming victory...

      --

      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
  216. Oh the irony of it all... by ITShaman · · Score: 1

    That the very fix to the vulnurability is the target of the worm's DOS attack...

    --
    I can no longer read Dilbert. It's too depressing, because it is too real. -- Hyperhaplo
    1. Re:Oh the irony of it all... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      THAT'S NOT IRONY, THAT'S JUST GOOD PLANNING!

      (Yes, I saw the Futurama episode.)

      That is, that was probably the point.

      --
      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
  217. Happiness is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    having a router that blocks port 135

  218. secure illegal version? by jonnyfivealive · · Score: 1

    is it safe (as in m$ wont do anything to me) to update and patch illegal versions of windows?

    1. Re:secure illegal version? by UrGeek · · Score: 1

      If you are running a version of WinXP or WinSvr2003, you might discover that the patch will not install!

      You are screwed in that case. "Up the backside and sweetly, too" to paraphase Octavio Solis, my favorite playwright.

    2. Re:secure illegal version? by jonnyfivealive · · Score: 1

      actually, im running 2k prof. am i correct in that this worm is only for xp/03? my question was offtopic, however: can i update windows with a stolen version?

  219. MOD UP PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This really works, just had to use it. Uh, for a friend, you understand.

  220. Why bother? by amightywind · · Score: 1

    I don't take much interest in applying silly M$ patches. The IT department that forces me to use Windows can do that. I am content to let the virus rage. The more Windows TCO rises the closer I am to the nirvana of Lignux at work.

    --
    an ill wind that blows no good
  221. ...to the fanbois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blah blah blah...get a clue before you go ranting on MS. You can d/l ANY patch seperate. Guess you got so worked up thinking about a way to slam MS and brag that you run UNIX that you forgot to check out some basic facts. Mabey if half the UNIX/Linux fanbois actually used winxp once in a while they would have half a clue. I personally havent had a single problem with any XP box I have owned EVER. Hell I bet half the /. crowd has never even used XP and still base all opinions off of 98 and ME.

    1. Re:...to the fanbois by waspleg · · Score: 0, Troll

      i'm typing this under xp that gets several hard lock ups a day, usually while playing EA games (whereas halflife runs flawlessly while ripping internet streams into mp3 in the background)

      so please, stfu anonymous halfwit, (intelligent) people hate M$ because M$ can be mediocre and get away with it as they're the monopoly that controls nearly all the desktops on earth including the ones at the DoJ and sitting on foreign desktops with their backdoors wide open for spook snooping...

    2. Re:...to the fanbois by OutRigged · · Score: 1

      Alright, no offense, but you're a complete idiot if your XP box crashes more then once a month, if that. Several times a day? My 13 year old sister's computer rarely crashes, and god knows what she does to the thing (can you say insane ammounts of spyware?).

      I don't like Microsoft as much as the next guy, but don't bash a company because you're incompetent.

      --
      RaGe
      We're all just noise on the wires..
    3. Re:...to the fanbois by waspleg · · Score: 1

      you're an idiot

      games crashing should never take down a whole system

      go back to playing nintendo with your sister, clueless fuck

    4. Re:...to the fanbois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your problem here isn't Windows... It's EA Games.

      I have games crash all the time and it doesn't phase my XP system.

  222. Cell phones by thenumberone · · Score: 1

    Also heard that some CDMA cell phones are being affected.

  223. TCO anyone? by blunte · · Score: 1

    I would be very curious to see a *nix version of your story (obviously pertaining to a *nix vulnerability + live problem).

    What would be interesting is to compare the amount of effort, the level of risk, and the speed of reaching safety between the MS and non-MS worlds.

    I wonder how many scenarios like this are factored into MS's TCO estimates...

    --
    .sigs are for post^Hers.
  224. we had slammer, now blaster... by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    so we had slammer, now we have blaster

    i'm taking dibs on the name for the next windows wonder worm:

    "slasher"

    "gnarler"

    "thrasher"

    "regurgitator"

    etc.

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:we had slammer, now blaster... by JayAndSilentBob · · Score: 1

      "refridgerator"

      --


      Love,
      Jay and Silent Bob
  225. Is this a bad thing? by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1
    The examinations of the code so far indicate that the worm is coded to DoS the windowsupdate site from the 15th of August onwards through the end of the year.

    The question now becomes; Should we really worry about stopping this?

    --
    Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
    1. Re:Is this a bad thing? by aderusha · · Score: 1

      ok, so lets not worry about it. now all those vulnerable systems can't get patched, and are still able to potentially be used as attack drones to anyone creative enough to implement it. then they ddos the beejezus out of /. - or you.

      so yes, we should probably worry about stopping this even if you aren't a windows user.

    2. Re:Is this a bad thing? by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1
      I'm just saying, is it a bad thing that Microsoft is going to be the focus of a DDoS attack?

      Can you say, touche'?

      --
      Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
  226. Don't feed the troll by ozric99 · · Score: 1

    MS patches have, and continue to be, available for download as standalone installers. You can burn them to CD, DVD, write them onto a CF card.. whatever.
    Sad, and rather telling that this nonsense got modded as anything other than flamebait.

    1. Re:Don't feed the troll by bigberk · · Score: 1
      MS patches have, and continue to be, available for download as standalone installers. You can burn them to CD, DVD, write them onto a CF card.. whatever. Sad, and rather telling that this nonsense got modded as anything other than flamebait.

      Thanks for the clarification everyone. It's good to hear that all the updates are available as standalone packages. Windows users should have no problem installing RPC and other patches in the future, since they can download what they need from a friend's computer.

      But my primary concern remains -- computer users are being trained to blindy install anything automatic updates tell them to. And you all know as well as I that a desire of large software companies is to maintain control over their users. Put these two together, logically, and you have a means by which a company can keep a line of communication open with installs of their product under the bluff of "security".
  227. Bundled Linux Fix by gregarican · · Score: 1

    I think that Linux system sales could be dramatically increased by bundling new Windoze PC sales with Linux-based firewall boxes. Best Buy, CompUSA, Circuit City, etc. could throw in some cheap i386 box with all of the necessary ports blocked. Besides keeping naive home users safer Linux installations would equal what Microsoft claims to be Windoze XP software shipments!

  228. Re:Honest question [Corporate Answer] by swv3752 · · Score: 1

    For Linux I would do something much simpler. For distros that use pkg I would use apt-get and for RPM I would use apt-rpm or urpmi.

    First You would set up one box with a ftp or web server to act as the repository for your patches. It doesn't matter which, just something that you can specify a name or internal IP for.

    Test out all your patches on your test boxes and then put them on the repository.

    All you client machines (including your servers) would run a cron job that would check your repository for any new files and update the client machine.

    The patches don't go on the repository until you are ready to roll them out. The cron (or anacron) job would just be a simple bash script calling on apt or urpmi as appropriate.

    --
    Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
  229. shutdown /a a sugestion by QQ2 · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine got hit to. If you go to the services pannel and go to the properties of the RPC task you can select "what to do when task is terminated" I altered it to "do nothing" instead of the verry handy "reboot". This game me all the time I needed to fix stuff

  230. Re:Advice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish I was as mind-boggingly intelligent as you. It must be nice not to have any less-computer savvy friends that got the worm; I mean, geeze, anyone who got the worm should be excluded from polite society, am I right or am I right?

  231. Correct method to circumvent the virus by mortisnoir · · Score: 4, Informative

    Since the shutdown tends to occur the moment you access the internet, do the following;

    1. Unplug internet connection
    2. Enable Win XP firewall on all valid connections
    3. Connect internet connection
    4. Download and install the patch from MS
    5. Update anti-virus or download and run the removal tool

    Good Luck!

    --
    Proverbs 16:18 "Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall"
    1. Re:Correct method to circumvent the virus by spamchang · · Score: 1

      what about win2k users?

    2. Re:Correct method to circumvent the virus by thebigmacd · · Score: 1

      XP Firewall does zippo, honestly. If you are hit before you put the firewall up and you don't realize it, blaster will open up a port and start distributing. XP firewall does NOT block outgoing connections AT ALL. Also it will not block incoming 135 connections. Portscan yourself sometime with it activated. Remember, it may not actually crash your computer so you could throw the firewall up, patch the exploit, and still broadcast blaster to the rest of the world without realizing it. The removal tool is a MUST.

    3. Re:Correct method to circumvent the virus by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      You forgot step 1b, relevant to the vast majority of Windows users. Buy and install XP.

  232. That's a moot conspiracy theory, because this vulnerability affects up to Windows Server 2003. Microsoft released the patch a month ago.

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
    1. Re:Moot by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      I think what the parent was talking about was this situation:

      -You are using WinNT or something else which is 'unsupported' despite MS's pressure

      -Virus infects all MS products

      -MS patches all systems except older ones

      -you have to either a)upgrade or b) deal with the virus.

      --

      -Bucky
  233. Re:Fscking Windows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all about patching, whatever OS you use.

  234. Maryland's DMV is down by OECD · · Score: 1

    No properly administered system should ever get this. Home users, maybe but businesses????

    Maryland's DMV is down for the day.

    At my work, we had one vulnerable XP box, and it got infected. I downloaded the fix and the patch on my Mac(!) burned a disc and got the XP box back up in about a half hour. Maybe I should run my disc over to the DMV...

    Nah! I hate going to the DMV.

    --
    One man's -1 Flamebait is another man's +5 Funny.
    1. Re:Maryland's DMV is down by elvum · · Score: 1

      What's a DMV?

    2. Re:Maryland's DMV is down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dept o Motor Vehicles - The CarTax Gestapo

    3. Re:Maryland's DMV is down by BJH · · Score: 1

      Department of Motor Vehicles?

  235. Clueless users ARE protected. by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 1

    Windows XP shipped over a year ago, and still so many people don't get the basics of some things...

    Don't blame people not using firewall, they are mostly newbies , e.g. XP home users

    I don't mean to nitpick, but XP Home installs all network connections with the firewall ON by default. That sort of negates your entire point.

    1. Re:Clueless users ARE protected. by Edgewize · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't. At least not the preinstall on the HP Pavilions I've seen. I do free/cheap support around my neighborhood and so far, everyone I've helped has had a cable modem connected to a pre-installed XP Home system.

  236. Re:you think MS is going to go down easy? by gregarican · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You are a clown. The lack of Linux boxes you claim shows your lack of knowledge. Linux Apache servers run a decent amount of the Internet's web content there, sparky.

    If Linux has as many security problems as Windows I really doubt you can name too many of them since you're not even aware of general facts.

    Reformatting, reinstalling, and patching in the long run will save time versus trying to find needles in the haystack of which files were modified, deleted, or otherwise compromised if you were hit by this RPC exploit. Weeks later you'd be hunting around for incorrect files or would have IRC bots screwing you up. Penny wise, pound foolish.

  237. Internet 2 Ops letter regarding Blaster traffic by jgaynor · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just got this from the Abilene (Internet 2) Operations Center. Apparently this is significantlyi affecting at least the .edu side of the network:

    Abilene Connectors and Participants,

    As you're all probably painfully aware by now, a worm exploit of the Microsoft
    DCOM RPC vulnerability, W32/Blaster, was unleased on Monday August 11. Details
    regarding the vulnerability and exploit can be found at the references provided
    below.

    Worm traffic on Abilene is very high, peaking at 7%+ of all packets on the
    network. We're performing an analysis of Abilene netflow data, and early this
    afternoon will provide a private communication to sites that are sourcing a
    large amount of worm traffic.

    Recommendations for network border filtering are included the CERT W32/Blaster
    advisory, http://www.cert.org/advisories/CA-2003-20.html. Filters should be
    defined as input and output - to protect yourselves and to protect from
    infecting others.

    Abilene Connectors, please pass this communication on to your Participants.

    References:

    Microsoft DCOM RPC:
    http://www.cert.org/advisories/CA-2003-16.html
    http://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvename.cgi?name=CAN- 2003-0352

    W32/Blaster:
    http://www.cert.org/advisories/CA-2003-20.html

    Regards,

    XXXX XXXXXXX
    Director, REN-ISAC

  238. Verification? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Must seriously question the validity of his claim..

    I've yet to see a ATM running windows....

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:Verification? by faaaz · · Score: 1

      Really?

      Let me enlighten you. Here in Sweden the SEB ATMs run Windows NT4. I actually made one go BSOD on me when trying to withdraw some money.

      --
      we come in peace / shoot to kill
    2. Re:Verification? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least some of the of the ATMs in my area city still run OS/2. Was in a store one morning when the power went out for a second. The ATM was not on a UPS and rebooted, showing off the IBM logo and everything.

      Scary.

      I still have a PS/2 running OS/2 -and that's not the Sony PS2. Still works as long as you don't tell it the correct year.

      At work, we have an OS/2-powered black box from the government hooked up to our lan. The whole thing is sealed and there's only a power button for an interface. We do not touch it. We do not taunt it. The box just does whatever it does. When it messes up or freezes, we are told to push the button. Doesn't matter what it is doing, no need to shut down; the OS will deal with it. OS/2 is good at handling abrupt reboots.

  239. Dachstein by Goose3254 · · Score: 0

    Grab some old hardware and use Dachstein. Easy rolled firewall

  240. Maryland MVA shutdown. Who pays for this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://wjla.com/news/stories/0803/98408.html

    Washington (AP) - A statewide computer virus forced the Maryland Motor Vehicle Administration to close all of its offices at noon. They have also stopped all phone, Internet and kiosk services.

    MVA spokeswoman Cheron Wicker says the agency is working on a fix, and expects to be back up and running tomorrow morning. Wicker says that extensions will be granted on drivers licenses expiring today.

    As for the safety of the agency's records, Wicker says there's what she calls "a tremendous amount of protection." But she warns it's too early to tell what damage might have been done.

  241. I don't know how Insightful this is. by Sevn · · Score: 1

    Not to be picky. It sounds GOOD though. A lot of the time installing a firewall is a lazy way to get out of knowing your system well enough to shut off external ports and services/daemons you don't really need. If the attack has no point of entry, you really don't need a firewall to protect it. That would be kinda like having a heavily armed door-man for a house with no doors. This "always need a firewall" logic is right up there with portscanning your own machine to find open ports instead of doing a "netstat -an | grep LIST". Unless you are running windows I guess. I don't know windows well enough, but I'd assume it's easier to install a firewall than to attempt to chase down all the open ports and close them. It might even break windows to go shutting off stuff like that. YMMV. If I have a small network of machines that need to talk to each other, and talk to the outside world, I'll set up a simple firewall for them. Most people just have their computer and their dialup/dsl/cable connection to worry about and probably don't need a firewall. Good backups is what most people are lazy about. It doesn't matter how great your firewall is if you don't have any backups.

    --
    For every annoying gentoo user, are three even more annoying anti-gentoo crybabies. Take Yosh from #Gimp for example.
    1. Re:I don't know how Insightful this is. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Most people just have their computer and their dialup/dsl/cable connection to worry about and probably don't need a firewall.

      Actually, if you are running windows, you want a firewall on every stand along computer anyway. The windows msg service bug (still not fixed) lets people send messages to you (spam) and you can't shut the service down without breaking some stuff in windows. It is like the old winpopup program that is the problem, but with xp you need it.

      I have norton firewall on some computers, and zonealarm on some others. I prefer zone alarm, which is free for a basic copy. the norton is a bit more of a pain, and you cant update after a year (unless you set your clock back one year and then press update, duh). But I recommend anyone on Linux or Windows run a basic firewall. Its not that hard, and its a nice single step in your security. Now i use squirrelmail, so i can block ALL traffic on port 25, which is handy too, in case I were to get infected with a spam bug.

      you can get zone alarm for free from download.com and rid yourself of over half the potential problems.

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
  242. Another way to keep the 'puter from shutting down by Paul+d'Aoust · · Score: 1

    I never knew about that shutdown /a thingy, but here's what I did:

    1. fired up the machine in safe mode
    2. logged into an account with admin privileges (for some reason the "Administrator" account didn't work, so I used my own)
    3. fired up the "Services" admin window
    4. scrolled down to "Remote Procedure Call (RPC)" and double-clicked on it
    5. Under the "Recovery" tab, I chose "Restart the Service" for first, second, and subsequent failures -- I imagine you could probably choose "Take No Action" instead
    6. rebooted the computer

    Because I chose "Restart the Service", I'm greeted with a coredump message every five minutes or so -- you may want to either turn off error reporting or choose "Take No Action".

    Hope this helps!

    --
    Standing at the very edge of my imagination, I peered into the inky void and realised -- I couldn't think up a new sig.
  243. msblast.exe available... by dark-br · · Score: 4, Informative

    for analysis here

    Also some cool screenshots of the beast in action here, and here

    1. Re:msblast.exe available... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very nice. A link to the notorious worm in question. Who modded this up without at least looking at where the links were taking you?

  244. Wouldn't it be embarrassing by eggarsuit · · Score: 2, Interesting
    to be "SAN"? I can't think of a worse way to tell someone that you love them. Whatever happened to sending flowers?

    Which makes me wonder if this was the only way for the writer to contact SAN. Perhaps she had moved to another country or disconnected her phone and the only thing Jackass McWormerson could think of was communicating through a computer virus.

  245. what should i do by spamchang · · Score: 1

    so my win2k desktop is currently sitting in a garage ready to be redeployed in my dorm room this fall...what are the chances that 1) windowsupdate.com is still working, and 2) i can patch my machine before a worm finds it?

    or would it be also advisable to turn off all the frickin' services before i plug it into the net?

  246. Re:Advice? by protoshoggoth · · Score: 1

    He'll probably have better luck searching for Microsoft Baseline Security Analyzer, rather than Microsoft Baseline Security Scanner. But yeah, it's a useful thing. And here it is.

  247. Another careful user hit by m11533 · · Score: 1

    I am one of those knowledgable software engineering types. For a variety of reasons, highest among that my wife needs the same set of applications on this machine as what she uses at work (not compatible or similar, but the same :-( ). Therefore, I run Windows 2000 Professional. I run Norton AntiVirus, maintain my subscription, and keep it and Windows as current as possible.

    Having said all this, I am pretty convinced my machine has fallen victim to a virus/worm, and quite possibly this Blaster Worm.

    The symptoms all presented themselves when I ran a windows update 1 1/2 weeks ago which resulted in my Internet connection degrading substantially. The only website with consistently good response after that was... MICROSOFT! All the others were not loading well after the patching.

    I sure would love to totally ditch Windows on my home machines, but there are too many very compelling reasons to keep running it. Just the Microsoft line of "well, of course we charge $249 for a support issue for W2k Pro... its a BUSINESS operating system, you shouldn't be running it at home" is such utter nonsense. I want to run something stable with some amount of security and W2k Pro has done that for me (yeah, it has been secure in handling multiple users in my home).

    For a variety of reasons, I am fixing the situation by installing a new hard drive and installing from a full format up. Rather painful, but I'm sure I'll be running a clean system. At least until I connect to the Internet to do the post-install windows update...

    Wonder if windows update will complete loading and installing all 40+ changes before my system is attacked and re-infected.

    1. Re:Another careful user hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should download a firewall product like ZoneAlarm's and write it to a CD. Install the firewall from CD immediately after the fresh OS install, and it should protect you from all these holes when you then go online to do the post-install windows update.

    2. Re:Another careful user hit by m11533 · · Score: 1

      I am running a 4 port netgear hub as a firewall, AND had the Norton Personal Firewall running at the time I believe the system was infected. I also do periodic scans with Ad-aware and Spybot. None came up with anything.

      Is ZoneAlarm's firewall that much different?

  248. That's Correct by mobileskimo · · Score: 1
    Actually I didn't know what Epistax meant. I assume that those who use technical terms know what they are talking about so I did actually think he meant Ethernet when he said Ethernet. I'm still confused about what he's trying to say.

    If we don't all agree on terminology then what's the point of using technical terms?

    • If you just want to block that port to the internet (as oppose to ethernet) then you better hope you aren't hooked up to a 10,000 computer campus just waiting to sneeze virii on you.
    • If you just want to block that address to the intranet (as oppose to TCPIP) then you better hope you aren't hooked up to 10,000 computer campus just waiting to sneeze virii on you.
    Don't you understand what meant to say? How come?
    --
    "Last one in is a rotten goblin!" - Kepp
  249. Naughty? by mobileskimo · · Score: 1

    Does it make your panties wet?

    --
    "Last one in is a rotten goblin!" - Kepp
    1. Re:Naughty? by ronaldb64 · · Score: 1

      Only if you forget to take them off. Jeez. :)

      --
      There's no place like 127.0.0.1
  250. Gimme A Chance!! by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    Jeez!

    I booted up my WintendoXP installation to apply the patch, and before i had a chance to finish loading the MS TechNet site, i got nailed by the worm!

    Damn!
    LOL
    WTF?

    --


    do() || do_not(); // try();
    1. Re:Gimme A Chance!! by dirtydiaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't worry I know your problem.. You put the wrong boot disk in.. The one you want is the CD that says LINUX not Microsoft Windows XP. If that doesnt work.. Open up you case and find the worm.. They are a brownish colour some are a couple inches long.. good luck!

    2. Re:Gimme A Chance!! by devphaeton · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry I know your problem.. You put the wrong boot disk in.. The one you want is the CD that says LINUX not Microsoft Windows XP. If that doesnt work.. Open up you case and find the worm.. They are a brownish colour some are a couple inches long.. good luck!

      Hell no. All over /. all you hear is LINUX LINUX LINUX. All over CNET and TechTV all you hear is LINUX LINUX LINUX. Screw you guys and your Monopoly. I'm switching to Windows, The Alternative OS.

      --


      do() || do_not(); // try();
  251. Address & Port analogy by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1
    I had to explain ports and firewalls to one of our Account Services people yesterday. My analogy was a company with oine main number and everyone else on extensions behind that number

    When explaining IP addresses and ports, I always use an analogy with a large building. The IP address is the equivalent of the building's postal address; the port number is the "room" within the building. So for example, you can talk about "room number 25" is where email is handled, room 80 is where web services live etc. I realise that this analogy doesn't handle the distinction between different protocols (TCP, UDP etc), but I've still found it useful for networking neophytes.

    --
    My next sig will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush
  252. Excel and Dial Up Related Also by kenp2002 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have about 1000+ locations that are having trouble opening Excel documents and can no longer disconnect fromt the internet. Also in Inotes and Outlook they cannot OPEN individual emails (This is intermittent). Could these also be related to Blaster or are we looking at a different virus.

    --
    -=[ Who Is John Galt? ]=-
    1. Re:Excel and Dial Up Related Also by torgosan · · Score: 1

      No flame intended but "can no longer disconnect fromt the internet"??? Not an issue - yank the cable.

      --
      "If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand". -Milton F.
  253. shutdown /a doesn't do anything! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Z:\>shutdown /a
    'shutdown' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
    operable program or batch file.

  254. Here's fifty bucks, please kick me again by darkuncle · · Score: 1

    Every time a new worm comes out (bi-monthly, it seems), I keep wondering how much abuse people will take before they 1) decide to stop paying for the privilege of being abused, and 2) realize where the abuse is coming from. I know I'm preaching to the choir on this one, but I blew off some steam with a rant this morning. Enjoy.

    --
    illum oportet crescere me autem minui
  255. Actual Removal Instructions: by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Informative

    I helped a friend remove this virus yesterday. Here is what we did:

    1: Enable Internet Connection Firewall (for once, it actually has a use!)
    2: Download and install MS03-026
    3: Remove the following registry key:
    HKey_Local_Machine\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Window s\Curr entVersion\Run\windows auto update
    4: search for and remove all files beginning with msblast.exe

    Turns out aside from DDOS'ing Microsoft, this worm is pretty harmless.

    --

    LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    1. Re:Actual Removal Instructions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this worm is pretty harmless.
      Yeah, rebooting your computer every minute.

      Harmless.

    2. Re:Actual Removal Instructions: by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, rebooting your computer every minute.

      Actually to be technically accurate, it is the RPC overflow that reboots your computer. The worm worm on your computer is actually rebooting *other peoples' computers* every minute ;-)

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    3. Re:Actual Removal Instructions: by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Turns out aside from DDOS'ing Microsoft, this worm is pretty harmless.

      Not exactly, Mine didn't shutdown at all, but I got errors (svhost or something stopping etc), it must have affected FireBird writing to the disk, because I lost most of my user profile (only the important stuff like bookmarks, passwords, cookies; url history was still there). I assume this is partly FireBirds fault though.

    4. Re:Actual Removal Instructions: by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Not exactly, Mine didn't shutdown at all, but I got errors (svhost or something stopping etc), it must have affected FireBird writing to the disk, because I lost most of my user profile (only the important stuff like bookmarks, passwords, cookies; url history was still there). I assume this is partly FireBirds fault though.

      You are running Windows 2000. And again this is the exploit phase, not the actual virus doing this.

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    5. Re:Actual Removal Instructions: by shaitand · · Score: 1

      That and rendering your internet connection useless... I'm curious how it's supposed to DDOS microsoft if your net connection doesn't work...

    6. Re:Actual Removal Instructions: by Skarrd · · Score: 1

      I had the worm yesterday and first I tried using Norton's to identify the bug.. which came up as this dandy w32.blaster.worm bug which is only affecting NT, Xp, 2000, and 2003 OS. The easiest solution if you ask me is download the patch and if you have Norton' quarrantine the file: msblast.exe which is in the Windows/System folder. Then run the patch and you shouldn't have any problems as far as i know. From what I understand Microsoft may be putting out a updated version of this patch.

    7. Re:Actual Removal Instructions: by ICE_LAZER · · Score: 1

      If after you run the patch and restart and norton still comes up with msblast quarantined hours later, does that mean you're still vulnerable, or is this normal?

    8. Re:Actual Removal Instructions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're using Win ME or XP, you should also disable the system restore service, 'coz it will back up a copy of the worm, and Norton can't touch it!

      shutdown /a ? I don't think win 2k pro has this function. Only server does. NT used "shutgui" (not sure if it was from the Resource Kit.) Normal Windows 98/ME/2K Pro/XP Home/Pro users probably can't use the "shutdown" command.

      The suggestion to change the Recover method to "Restarting the service" is good. Also, you can search for msblast.exe in task manager's running processes and kill it.

      Then dl and apply the patch & update anti virus definition.

  256. How does one get infected? by llzackll · · Score: 1

    Does a user actually have to download this worm, or can it affect a machine by just being on the Internet with a default install of windows xp?

    1. Re:How does one get infected? by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 1

      Yes. An unprotected, unupdated XP machine will be at risk if it's connected to the internet.

      --

      "Bah!" - Dogbert
  257. I hope you kept a logbook by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Or notes, or something. Write up an article that expands the above and put it in the company policies book.

  258. Luckily, it's an easy one to stop: by mmu_man · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://www.linuxiso.com/
    http://www.bebits.com/ap p/2680
    http://www.qnx.com/ :-)

  259. Wide Open? by mobileskimo · · Score: 1

    This again shows how inherently insecure windows is
    Um, no it doesn't. I believe Windows is insecure for many other reasons but this is not it. It only shows that MS configured default installations inappropriately for their intended target audience, the non-technical.

    If only my friend was behind a firewall, like almost any distribution of GNU/Linux does, then she would have been fine
    If that's the case why doesn't she? Cause she's not capable or not interested in configuring it. Standard Linux distribution is wide open too. And if you tell me you run ANY operating system out of the box, let us know what the IP addresses are, umkay?

    The only reason you have for bashing Windows is because Windows was built/marketted to less technical people. As such, I would expect WindowsXP/ME/95/98 to come with all ports closed out of the box. I would expect installation of software to trigger an Operating System function to enable those ports required and the OS to notify you just like so many messages in IE and Excel now do with "Warning:...". We didn't have those warning messages in previous versions, did we? IIRC, macro viruses prompted MS to include those warning messages.

    I like to bash MS just as much as the next guy, but please think before you bash.

    --
    "Last one in is a rotten goblin!" - Kepp
    1. Re:Wide Open? by wizardmax · · Score: 1

      I don't see how I am incorrect in stating that windows is insecure. If they have a hole (and , or just didn't lock up a port that got exploited, does not make a difference, the computer is infected and my friend was getting constant reboots. MS did try to run a firewall by default, but unfortunately backed out of that idea.

      As for GNU/Linux, the two distributions I use, Red Hat 9 and SuSE 8.1 (and loving it) both come standard with a firewall enabled.

      I bash windows for one simple reason, I had to deal with security/instability issues for too long. I am simply tired of putting up with their sh*t. Maybe one day they'll take your advice and lock stuff up, but for that they'll have to give out more of their API so software can work with the blocks, and we know how forthcoming they are at it ;)

      I think, I bash, I learn!

      --


      Free speech is getting expensive...
  260. Why stop it? by Nasheer · · Score: 2, Funny
    From F-Secure Virus Information:
    Starting from 16 of August machines infected with Lovsan will send massive amount of packets to windowsupdate.com. 40 byte packets are sent in 20 millisecond intervals to port 80. This might cause a Distributed Denial-of-Service attack on that website.
    Let it spread freely! On August 16 I'll be trying to run it under Wine to see if I can be of some help.
    --
    - Please, ignore everything written above.
  261. Maryland MVA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Whoops.. Radio just reported that anyone who has a license expiring today has a 1-day extension. Thanks, Bill.

  262. This raises some interesting questions... by Osrin · · Score: 1

    Just how do you protect the world from something like this? Microsoft released this patch on the 16th July and have been trying to encourage users to install it, some did, some didn't.

    Going forwads any successful OS strategy has to work out how to solve this problem.

    1. Re:This raises some interesting questions... by gregarican · · Score: 1
      Two words --> boundary checking. That is the root of 99% of Micro$loth's security vulnerabilities.

      Looking at software like any other purchased commodity, I would be really nervous if I had a new car and every month I got 4 or 5 factory recalls on it. What would I look to do? That's what I hope some of these customers do. Switch!

    2. Re:This raises some interesting questions... by Osrin · · Score: 1

      but that's a silly comparison... we see the same, if not more, updates to the Linux platform.

      It is only a matter of time until somebody discovers "something" that can be exploited in the same way.

      This is less of a Microsoft issue and more of an industry issue.

  263. but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    the... machine... doesn't... have... an... operating...

    oh, nevermind.

  264. Recall the boxed copies by Biff+Stu · · Score: 1

    What about all the boxed copies out there waiting for consumers and small business to buy, install, and continue propagating this thing? I think that just like any other piece of defective merchandise, these boxes should be recalled from the shelves and MS should generate new boxed versions with all the latest patches.

  265. Easy Money by y2rayk · · Score: 1

    This is a great opportunity to make money if you have no job or want to make extra loot. How much are you going to charge to remove this worm?

  266. Who pays? Didn't you read your EULA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's commercials brag about how secure and stable their products are, but if that turns out to not be true to your detriment, the EULA essentially says they aren't liable, and it's your fault for believing them in the first place.

    If anyone pays for this, it's the Maryland taxpayers.

  267. Density, n. by SubjunctiveSam · · Score: 1

    density
    n. pl. densities

    1. The quality or condition of being dense.
    2.
    1. The quantity of something per unit measure, especially per unit length, area, or volume.
    2. The mass per unit volume of a substance under specified conditions of pressure and temperature.
    3. Computer Science. The number of units of useful information contained within a linear dimension.
    4. The number of individuals, such as inhabitants or housing units, per unit of area.
    5. The degree of optical opacity of a medium or material, as of a photographic negative.
    6. Thickness of consistency; impenetrability.
    7. Complexity of structure or content.
    8. grazzy (56382)

  268. THE ARTICLE HAS BOGUS INFORMATION. by bellers · · Score: 1

    In the article running about the RPC virus today, the text of the article tells people to install a patch that corrects against the security flaw discussed in MS03-010.
    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treevi ew/default. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/ms03-010.asp

    However, the RPC virus is exploiting the hole in MS03-026.
    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treevi ew/default. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/ms03-026.asp

    In short, SLASHDOT IS PROVIDING DANGEROUSLY BAD INFO.

    The /.-recommended patches wont protect the system. Follow the URL for the second link to get the real patches.

    --
    This space for rent.
  269. Re:Will it halt the Internet? No! Telefone:YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of telefony and IP Telefony systems are going down at present time... Several big european and american companies relying on IP telefony are affected. The software by the famous big router company is running on Windows2000... Even GSM, SMS and MMS services are affected...

  270. Re:Good Story! by Mandoric · · Score: 1

    And Ian's derived from John in much the same manned.

    Also, it's "i*n".

  271. Don't disable RPC... by mortisnoir · · Score: 1

    Actually this will still leave the system open to further intrustion. Best bet is to unplug from the internet,enable the Win XP firewall, then reconnect (may need reboot). Will buy you time to get back online and get the fix.

    --
    Proverbs 16:18 "Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall"
  272. Re:Taco responds re: editor moderation abuse by Zeriel · · Score: 1

    Pretty easily. You take a list of gov't decisions, and a list of public decisions (not general opinion survey, but specific public opinions).

    You let the public (but not the gov't) assess the fairness (i.e., Metamoderation) of each decision.

    You will find that it's fairly easy to determine that the gov't makes more fair decisions than the mob in the opinion of the mob. Or not.

    As an example of the gov't making more fair decisions than the mob--Civil rights in the 1960s.

    --
    "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
  273. Comcast appears to be filtering ports 135 and 445 by Brian+Stretch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    as of late last night, which is when the large number of port 135 hits to my Linux server abruptly stopped. Good for Comcast!

  274. "Flaw" managment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's also:
    "If Linux were on 90% of all desktop PCs, you'd see the same kinds of viruses and worms. It's not like there haven't been UNIX worms in the past; to think otherwise is fooling yourself. And if Linux were that popular, it would only be a matter of time until bogus "security updates" started making the rounds, so people log in as root to install them, and BANG."

    This is the "if it was popular" argument making an apperance. Problem is that it ignores a simple fact. Security is a process, not an add-on. If one starts with that as a basis through the software development process, then one decreases (never eliminates, but then security has always been about "risk managment, not absolutes), the chances of having a security breach. So it's not about popularity, but the attitude that developers have toward security. Yeah! As you said we have our coding flaws, but one also must look at how a problem is handled, in both communities. And finally that above process results in our "flaws" not getting out of hand, and destroying the world. Kind of the way "flaws" in aviation airframes are handled. A "flaw" in the metal only goes so far, then it is stopped, instead of continuing until the whole airframe fails, killing everyone aboard.

  275. MD DMV records down by cluckshot · · Score: 1

    Maryland just shut down their DMV operation for the day because of this virus.

    Repeat after me....

    Linux ... Linux ... Linux ...

    --
    Never Politically Correct ~ I prefer the facts If you don't like what I say, get a life, or comment yourself.
  276. No, But You May Get Locked Out Anyway by digital_franciscan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Our university has just shut out all traffic from outside the system. That's almost as good as a DoS.

  277. Oh man... by Dsal · · Score: 1

    Guess who's firewall just happens to have port 4444 open for his FTP server?

    Uh, if you'll excuse me, I'm going home for lunch...

  278. Re:you think MS is going to go down easy? by fizbin · · Score: 1
    WindowsUpdate is very unlikely to go down. MS not only has a lot of money to spend on servers, but they have warning of the problem too. They can even induce test cases.
    Right; they had warning, the bastards. A truly effective worm wouldn't give warning. It'd trigger the DDOS as soon as it was sufficiently deployed.

    So how would a worm do that, absent a central point of communication? I suppose it could track reinfection attempts, and switch to DDOS mode when the number of reinfection attempts/minute gets high enough. Or I suppose it could keep some sort of generational counter that increments with every new infection, switching to DDOS mode when it has travelled through enough hosts. Of course, you wouldn't want to make it too easy for the authorities to track down patient 0...

    Another idea is to read top news sites and look for certain strings - when the news media finds out, get nasty. Since this would probably cause the news media to use all sorts of euphemisms to avoid the trigger strings, maybe it should hunt through the slashdot comments - because someone will certainly post a comment of the form "I've analyzed the worm, here are the strings it's looking for: ...". Such a post will inevitably be modded up.

    I guess a fourth option is for the worm author (or someone associated with the worm author) to trigger it themselves. Say, when the worm connects to port 4444 to send the command to tftp over a copy, they get back a string saying "it's time". Then that host (and any host which later tries to reinfect it, etc.) switches to DDOS mode. Since this would only be necessary once, it'd be almost untraceable. (Especially if done through one of those wide open socks proxies the spammers are always using) This option, combined with a procedure for cryptographically signing updates, actually has some possibilities for generic updates to the worm.

    It occurs to me that the worm author needn't have targetted windows update. Imagine if this worm appeared to have originated from inside Microsoft and targetted Microsoft's large enemies (IBM, RedHat, the AG office of the states who are still suing them, some EU agencies, etc.) I wonder if the political fallout from that would be noticeable?
  279. M$ getting slammed by gregarican · · Score: 1
    Besides their Windows Updates site being flooded their toll-free virus support number (866-PCSAFETY) was ringing fast busy on and off for most of the day from what I gathered.

    Imagine being one of those help desk folks manning the phones. I can't imagine the beating they're taking. Maybe the MSBLAST will have a telco equivalent. A 'hammer' application that will pound calls into their queue until they are forced to sign off their phones and run to the nearest exit!

  280. X-box by KU_Fletch · · Score: 1

    Now I'm wondering if this hole exists in the windows build on the x-box. The hole is supposedly in every system since 95/98, and the X-box still has all the networking code in place. What a funny day it would be when a virus get's sent out to everybody on x-box live, nuking their x-box (unless you've modded to linux :D).

    /me awaits hordes of e-mailss from Microsoft lawyers

    --
    It's not stupid. It's advanced.
    1. Re:X-box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm wondering the samething. Does anyone know if in fact the xbox is affected?

    2. Re:X-box by thebigmacd · · Score: 1

      I somehow doubt that the X-BOX even HAS the RPC DCOM service to exploit.

  281. Win98 Unaffected by FrankDrebin · · Score: 1

    Now being cheap isn't the only reason to keep my MS-box frozen on Win98SE.

    --
    Anybody want a peanut?
  282. Honest question-Black Hole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heaven help anyone standing nearby when he inhales.

  283. Just got off the phone with Fortune 500 employee by sbwoodside · · Score: 1

    Her regional office received a call in the late morning from central office: "Turn off all the computers. Don't turn them back on until we call you again".

    Needless to say, she isn't getting much work done.

    simon

  284. Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure just about everyone here would agree that you deserve a commendation. I'd be really interested in finding out how things work out for you though.

    Good Luck my friend

  285. Re:Just got off the phone with Fortune 500 employe by gregarican · · Score: 1
    They should read the EULA and cry in their coffee. But of course since the EULA is so unfair and slanted it's no longer part of the manuals and can't be printed from the PC since they're down! I would love to know if any satellite offices for Micro$loth got hit too. That would be priceless!

    BWAH...HAH...HAH!

  286. Strange Brew by Fastball · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bob McKenzie: Fleshy headed mutant, are you friendly?
    Doug McKenzie (As the fleshy headed mutant): No way, eh! Ra-radiation has made me an enemy of civilization!

  287. I agree 100% by Metaldsa · · Score: 1

    My brother last night called me about his computer shutting down in 60 secs or less. I had him do the msconfig/ctrl-alt-del to find any viruses he may have downloaded.

    This morning my dad's office has the same problem (then I knew to check /.). However, my computer has been up and running kazaa on a static IP off a cable modem for the past 10 days while I have been on vacation.

    Silly me, I patch my computer to avoid headaches.

  288. Re:Why didn't we install the patch? You know why!! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    So, a baseless accusation of patches causing other problems (no examples given, of course). A complete ignorance of the fact that a filesystem-corrupting Linux kernel was once released.

    People bitch if the hole is there, and people bitch even when Microsoft has released a patch and yet certain people don't install it. Sounds like you just have a chip on your shoulder.

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
  289. Freedom of speech by snack · · Score: 1

    Doesn't my freedom of speech protect my ability to make up my own words? ;)

    thanks for the grammar lesson.

    -Tim

  290. "Virus" is now generic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "VIRUS" => (virus,worm,trojan,any-malware-that-spreads)

  291. another way... by headblur · · Score: 2, Informative

    after you know you're infected, boot into windows. disable dcom via dcomcnfg -> components -> computers -> my computer properties. reboot into windows and use stinger or some other tool to get rid of the worm...then download the windows patches. if you need DCOM, turn it on. most users won't.

  292. Easy way it can get into a corporate network by Nintendork · · Score: 2, Interesting
    We can't make sure that all our home users with VPN access have a firewall. They get infected, VPN in, and infect the intranet.

    -Lucas

  293. Cmd line tool to scan network for vuln. computers by OmegaGX · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is a nice command line utility to scan your network for vulnerable machines. It gives you a neat list of patched and compromisable computers.

    http://www.iss.net/support/product_utilities/ms03- 026rpc.php

  294. Explaining ports by BlackjackGuy · · Score: 1
    I explained ports to someone successfully by using the "cable TV" analogy. You plug the cable wire into your TV and get a bunch of channels. Conceptually, each channel is somewhat like a port, containing separate data.

    I know, I know, there are a lot of problems in this analogy but at the most basic level it helps explain the concept of a port to a non-technical person.

  295. Comcast (AT&T Broadband) service hit by virus by Ric+Zero · · Score: 1

    From their Service Page located at: http://www.comcast.net/memberservices/index.jsp?tm p=null Comcast Portal/Homepage The Comcast Homepage is currently unavailable. Our technicians are aware of the situation and are working to resolve the issue. This outage was logged at : 8/10/2003 10:53:00 PM EDT. As of 8/12/2003 3:06:10 PM EDT, this outage is cleared. General Outage Connection to the Internet is currently unavailable. Our technicians are aware of the situation and are working to resolve the issue. This outage was logged at : 8/11/2003 4:30:00 PM EDT. As of 8/12/2003 3:03:20 PM EDT, this outage is cleared. ***** I don't know if it was intentional but the same page showed all services working normally all day yesterday and today until an hour ago. Unfortunately for Comcast Cable Modem customers their net was down (at least in the Vancouver Washington and Portland Oregon areas) which they finally admitted on the telephone.

  296. Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone care to recommend a good firewall or perhaps firewall/router box for a home/small business network.

    Not personal/single machine jobs, but standalone units.

    1. Re:Firewall by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 1
      Quote because I'm replying to an AC:
      Anyone care to recommend a good firewall or perhaps firewall/router box for a home/small business network.

      Not personal/single machine jobs, but standalone units.

      SmoothWall is a great little Linux-based firewall, although its owner/maintainer is kind of an ass about tech support for anyone using the GPL edition and it requires a spare computer. Still, it's secure and works very well. I'm running it now on an old Pentium box; I've never had problems with it aside from flaky hardware. It can support dial-on-demand modems, some USB-based DSL and cable modems, a DMZ for servers, and provides good protection. Also, it's Linux-based; you can tinker with it and play around all you want (not reccomended in a production environment, of course).

      If you want a dedicated appliance, check out the various routers from Linksys and D-Link; they provide a nice, easy-to-use solution in one little box. While I haven't used any personally, I've helped many friends set up connection sharing and firewalling with them; both brands make good products. Also, they have features you might find useful: integrated switches, wireless access points, etc. They don't tend to be as featureful or customizable as Linux-based solutions like SmoothWall, but if you're willing to sacrifice those qualities for convenience, ease of use, and a support hotline, they can be good deals.

      --

      That's it. I'm no longer part of Team Sanity.
  297. The Easy Fix Is To Drop Windows by thelizman · · Score: 1

    ...and I know that sounds like pedantic geekish zealotry, but it's exactly what I did. RedHat, Lindows, Knoppix, and Suse all demonstrate that Linux is mature enough to fully replace Windows. I got this worm last Wednesday, and I've been using Linux since. Granted, it wasn't a out-of-the-blue switch - I had considerable dabbling under my belt, but this time its for real. All we need is for Wine to fix that little "reentrant libc, multithreading not enabled on compile" issue, and Linux can realistically crush microsoft.

    Better yet...get a Mac.

  298. People should check updates more often! by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    This is the reason why I check Windows Update at least 4-5 times per week and also run McAfee VirusScan 7.0 with both AntiVirus and Firewall functions active under Windows 2000 Professional (SP4).

    I was wondering why the VirusScan program was running up a lot of messages about port probes being blocked until I heard about the Blaster worm yesterday.

    It's things like that that should encourage Windows 2000/XP and even Linux users to be very vigilant for any security issues. People forget that commercial distributions of Linux aren't paragons of security, either; the default configuration install often has vulnerabilities that can be easily exploited.

  299. THANK YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT by No-op · · Score: 1

    Ugh. I'm so glad someone pointed out the fact that those of us in the real computing world can't blindly apply every service pack and hotfix willy nilly, lest we break some stupid custom app or turn every one of 10,000+ PCs into bluescreened paperweights.

    Also, applying 20 hotfixes per month on servers that run 24/7 for a worldwide userbase is just not gonna happen. You realize this early on, when you try to be good and inadvertently kill something dead. Not like there's a lack of trust, or anything...

    --
    EOM
  300. corporate dumbasses by zedmelon · · Score: 1

    This is when you say,

    "Okay, you got it; no higher than Service Pack three, sir."
    ...and then when he/she/they leave(s) the room, install the patches that will make admining Winjonk boxes at least easier. Most of the time, the corporate boneheads will never have the opportunity to know what patch level you're running. Shit, half of them struggle through remembering which OS is run in their production environment.

    A new use for the "don't ask, don't tell" mantra.

    --
    Mom says my .sig can beat up your .sig.
  301. Why didn't this virus infect more? by russiste · · Score: 1

    Looking at the outgoing logs of the local firewall, I saw an infected portable trying to connect to sequential IPs on port 135... it seems to me that the virus could have done a lot more damage if it first started by scanning the local subnet it was on (i.e. the 192.168.1.* lan it was located on with lots of PCs), and then looking around on those "random" IPs... why did it spare my office so gently? ;-)

    Greg

    --
    Loopsh of fury.
  302. Captn Firewall by PSL · · Score: 1

    Yet another one that is stopped by a properly configured firewall. I can understand some of these large ISPs not getting all their servers patched but come one... this one should have been caught by a firewall.

    --

    "Times may change, but standards must remain the same." - George Carlin.
  303. Re:Comcast (AT&T Broadband) service hit by vir by berniecase · · Score: 1

    Internet was out for me in Seattle, while a co-worker of mine had no problems. I'm finally back up and running and everything appears to be back to normal. From midnight last night until noon today the modem was unable to get online. Comcast's techs said this was a nationwide problem, when I called them earlier and that I'd be credited for the downtime. That's somewhat of a relief.

  304. Documentation? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Not that i dont belive you, but it would be intersting to see it in a brochure or something..

    I would then know to avoid any bank using that model of ATM :)

    I've just never seen such an animal in my area ( midwest US ) Doesnt mean they cant exist elsewhere...

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:Documentation? by k12linux · · Score: 1
      I've just never seen such an animal in my area ( midwest US )

      I live in the midwest US and have actually seen one of these. I also had the inside scoop about their installation.

      A local (same county) bank was looking at installing ATMs at 7 branch offices... some as much as 35 miles away. When the salesman came in for the Windows based model, he basically wowed the PHB type and they were ordered despite some reservations amoung the IT staff.

      They lasted about 60 days. The costs involved with downtime and trips by tech support to fix/reboot soon ate up all the savings. Customer complaints also started rolling in.

      At my local branch, I was only able to use the ATM one time out of 7 attempts over the course of a month. The other 6 times it either was in BSOD mode or simply frozen with no response to pressing buttons or inserting your card.

      They were eventually replaced by something that was "not Windows." I haven't thought to ask what it was, but I know it wasn't Linux/BSD based. I've been able to use my local branch's ATM ever since.

      BTW, the IT staff at this bank aren't idiots. I know a few of them personally and they are quite capable and certified admins/engineers. And the most amazing part? The PHB hopes the first company can fix the bugs so they can switch back to something that is "easier to maintain." I guess 100% uptime is hard to support. ?

  305. definitely business! by Mondain98 · · Score: 1

    FFS it's not as if it's attacking via port 80... No properly administered system should ever get this. Home users, maybe but businesses????

    Sorry but you dont obviously dont know what RPC is used for on windows. It's used from everything ranging from Outlook client connecting to Exchange, to accessing a UNC share, to authenticating to a AD domain controller. Unless your server never talks to any outside machines, and basically isnt on a network, this worm concerns you.

    It's very easy to get this in a business environment, prolly moreso than at home (though home machines would stay infected longer and therefore infect more people due to home users' lax firewalling and virus dat updating habits).

  306. or maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're just a stupid bitch that can't deal with the imperfection of man.

  307. Dell Support Knocked Out! by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

    The Win32 Blaster Worm pretty much slashdotted Dell's support number. I have a problem with the laptop (namely, the Latitude keyboard issue), but I have been disconnected over the weekend when calling Dell.

    The economic cost of this bug must be up there compared to previous outbreaks. How infectious is it?

    --
    A NYC lawyer blogs. http://www.chuangblog.com/
  308. There are 1016 more by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Only let those ports you NEED open be open. Ports 1-1024 should NEVER be left open, unless you're running a service on them (and 99.999% of Windows machines aren't).

    Next time, you don't have to worry about the latest exploit, and closing yet another hole in your firewall.

    --
    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  309. The 50MB update problem by metamatic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think Microsoft should be required to put a notice on the box, saying "Using Windows XP for Internet access requires a broadband connection". If you've got dialup, there's just no way you're going to be downloading those 50MB service packs, and if you're not downloading them, you're a menace to the rest of the net.

    (Or at least, the rest of the net that's dumb enough to run Windows.)

    --
    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  310. i guess this is a problem? by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

    this looks like an act for all the right reasons, done wrong on a group of people for all the wrong reasons look right. :o)

  311. Some ISPs seem to be blocking port 135 by dickens · · Score: 1

    I was down at my church this afternoon updating their machine.

    It has ZoneAlarm so it's probably safe for now.
    But oddly, in the hour or so I was watching, ZA did not hear one connection attempt on port 135. They have Verizon DSL.

    1. Re:Some ISPs seem to be blocking port 135 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Verizon here in CA is doing it. As is Verizon cell phone (Express network).

  312. Has anyone asked when this thing is spreading? by je1330 · · Score: 1

    The biggest clue that you have this worm is supposed to be when you get the RPC error message, and the system states it's going to shut down, right? Now, if the system is going to shut down every time you boot it up, less than a minute after startup, when is it going to spread it's self? I'm a 'tech support lackie' unfortunately, and that's been bugging me since the second person I talked to with this problem. But, I took more than 20 calls yesterday just about this worm, and every one of them had either 60 second or 30 second counters staring them in the face, and I can't see the thing spreading as rampant as it has if it shuts down every system it gets on less than a minute after boot. Personally, I don't think every system that has the worm has the error message. Which would mean there are still a whole lot of stupid end users out there still connected to the net, still spreading this thing around. But, that's just an opinion from a stupid tech support lackie.

  313. adsl tech. support is great!! by 0x12d3 · · Score: 1

    It's great working for tech support for a broadband isp and watching a new customer get infected w/ a virus as soon as you finish helping him/her configuring a brand new computer --they are usually very appreciative w/ the great job you just did helping getting everything setup :P

  314. Simply boot into safe mode by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    I've been cleaning a bunch of systems at the Uni and all you need to do is boot into safe mode without networking,

    disable system restore
    search for msblast*.*
    delete all occurances
    reboot into normal mode and patch
    enable system restore

    it'd also be a good time to spend that $50 a buy a router with NAT which you should have anyway. And also spring for $50 or so and get McAfee or Norton virus protection which you should have anyway.

    Even if my machine wasn't updated it wouldn't be affected simply because my router blocks everything except FTP, HTTP, SMTP and POP3

    Ben

    1. Re:Simply boot into safe mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That works fine unless you have a couple hundred other infected machines spitting their trash out on the network. It just gets infected again before you finish the updates. We just took the approach of putting updates on a zip disk and unplugging the network cable while they were applied.

  315. Why not patch it ourselves? by colenski · · Score: 1

    Instead of everyone bitching about how much MS sucks, maybe a good Microsoftie here can try to run the DCOM exploit on random IP addresses, then copy up psexec.exe and kill.exe to the user's HD, kill the msblast.exe process, upload a patched copy of the dll, and merge the registry fix?

    Can't see why it wouldn't work, you'd be doing the Net community a favor, and best of all you'd get props for using the same exploit to help solve the problem.

    Can anyone come up with a good reason why this wouldn't work?

  316. Windows update SYN flood scheduled for August 16th by Nirgal+the+druid · · Score: 1
    Here's more info:

    Quote: Machines infected with the worm are programmed to launch a denial of service (DoS) attack against Microsoft's Windows Update website on the 16th of each month, starting in August 2003.

  317. But seriously, folks... by zedmelon · · Score: 1

    Okay, I know the possibility of this is remote, but you might print out a couple articles and a page of links
    (or just a Google search?=blaster+worm)
    so he can see that you saw the scale of this threat before it happened, and you were working (above and beyond) for the benefit of the company.

    Or you could take a hatchet in case he chooses to ignore the data you give him.

    --
    Mom says my .sig can beat up your .sig.
  318. WTF!?!?! by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

    What forum are you reading? All the posts blaming users are from Microsoft apologists, not Linux users. Wait, then again, a highly moderated post spuriously taking Linux users to task must mean this is Slashdot.

  319. unprofessional and childish... YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I usually try very hard to be professional about these things and not jump onto any bandwagon. Then there are times that as a human I just need a release. I need to jump up, point, and say "Hah-hah" in my best Nelson imitation.

    So, after first hearing about this (minus the name and platform) I of course said, "Microsoft product most likely..." Either I am psychic or I am just observant of consistency and trends. I also laugh at the hoards of excuse makers (not even paid by Microsoft) that fall all over themselves trying to actually justify yet another example of MS incompetence and untrustworthiness (in trendy / buzz word nemenclature or real world use). By justifying and excusing MS's unreliability they feel they can also justify their own lack of competence in making good buying and integration decisions.

    Hahahahaha

  320. M$ told me about this a week ago... by mnewton32 · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't broadband providers be sending emails to their clients with a link in them? You'd think every hotmail account would get a message saying "Plug that hole" Actually, I got an email from Microsoft on August 4, telling me all about it! I imagine everyone who registered their software got the message as well. That should mean that all 347 legal users of Microsoft Windows were well protected. *** PLEASE NOTE: Due to the critical importance of this message, this communication is being sent to all of our Microsoft customers to alert you of this Security Bulletin. *** It has been widely reported in the press and on Microsoft's own web site, that on July 16th we released a critical security bulletin (MS03-026) and a patch regarding a vulnerability in the Windows operating system. We wanted to make sure that if you were not aware of this bulletin and corresponding patch that you take a moment to go to http://www.microsoft.com/security/ security_bulletins/ ms03-026.asp to find out if you are running an affected version of the Windows operating system and get the specific information as to what you need to do to apply this patch if you have not already. Although we encourage you to pay attention to all security bulletins and to deploy patches in a timely manner we wanted to call special attention to this particular instance as we have become aware of some activity on the internet that we believe increases the likelihood of the exploitation of this vulnerability. Specifically, code has been published on several web sites that would allow someone to spread a worm/virus that takes advantage of the vulnerability in question thereby impacting your computing environment. Although it is our goal to produce the most secure and dependable products possible, we do become aware of these types of vulnerabilities. In order to minimize the risks of such vulnerabilities to your computing environment, we encourage you to subscribe to the Windows Update service by going to http://www.windowsupdate.com and also subscribe to Microsoft's security notification service at http://register.microsoft.com/ subscription/subscribeme.asp?ID=135 if you have not already. By subscribing to these two services you will automatically receive information on the latest software updates and the latest security notifications thereby improving the likelihood that your computing environment will be safe from worms and viruses that occur. We apologize for any inconvenience the implementation of this patch might cause and appreciate you taking the time to update your system. Thank you, Microsoft Corporation

  321. Mainstream news is REALLY on the ball. by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I found out about the worm on Monday, approximately 2PM PST. Did not hear any news regarding this on any of the big TV networks UNTIL 6AM (PST) the following morning.

    Rather than simply just users being clueless, there's a large number of users being kept clueless by the news media. Assuming that 100,000 users would catch an early (eg; 2-3 hours after worm insertion) report on CNN, for example, then you would have at least 75,000-90,000 who could have patched their systems.

    But instead, the worm was given close to 20 hours to spread amongst that 100,000 users, who, not being average readers of Slashdot or what have you, never patched their systems, even up til now.

    Hell, according to a friend who works within the bowels of IBM, their R&D departments and related servers caught the worm, and everyone's scrambling like mad to fix it.

    So who, other than Microsoft (who did put a patch for just such an exploit) is to blame?

    (1) The author of the worm, naturally.

    (2) The news media, for failing to bring this to the public's attention (yeah, covering Arnold Schwartzenegger's political relevance is SO much more important than keeping people in the other 49 states informed)

    (3) Windows users, who, despite the patch being available for a month, and the security warnings for longer, still refused to install the nessesary patches.

    (4) The usual braying "Hurh hurh, Windoze users are dummies!" linux zealots. Preferring to bask in their self proscribed superiority, rather than work to change the philosophy (*) that led to the worm's creation (it takes a philosophy to justify any sociopathic behavior).

    *To use the tired car analogy, if one doesn't like Ford vehicles, does that give them the right to run around slashing the tires of, or cutting the brake lines of every Ford they see on the street (in hopes that Ford will be driven out of business for faulty brake lines)? And yet, that is what the worm and virus authors want to do. It ain't about improving Windows or changing the laws, it's about trying to topple Microsoft and ruining as many of their user's computers as possible.

    --
    Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
    1. Re:Mainstream news is REALLY on the ball. by ctid · · Score: 1
      I was reading your post with some interest until I got to this:
      (4) The usual braying "Hurh hurh, Windoze users are dummies!" linux zealots. Preferring to bask in their self proscribed superiority, rather than work to change the philosophy (*) that led to the worm's creation (it takes a philosophy to justify any sociopathic behavior).

      Windows has a serious security problem, and "inux zealots" must share the blame? Why? Your supposed "explanation" seems to suggest that linux zealots are responsible for the worm. Why do you think that? Why do you think that because I (to pick a random linux zealot) advocate the use of Linux, my doing that justifies or supports sociopathic behaviour by some other person?
      --
      Reality is defined by the maddest person in the room
    2. Re:Mainstream news is REALLY on the ball. by smash · · Score: 1
      *To use the tired car analogy, if one doesn't like Ford vehicles, does that give them the right to run around slashing the tires of, or cutting the brake lines of every Ford they see on the street (in hopes that Ford will be driven out of business for faulty brake lines)? And yet, that is what the worm and virus authors want to do. It ain't about improving Windows or changing the laws, it's about trying to topple Microsoft and ruining as many of their user's computers as possible.
      Whilst I see the point you're trying to make, a better analogy would be siphoning letting the tyres down of every ford you see, or syphoning the fuel.

      This worm, along with virtually every other initial "proof of concept" type worm is fairly benign.

      If the author wanted to, he could have made this worm FAR MORE malicious. Instead of simply propogating, and crashing the RPC service in the process, he could have designed it to delete every file it could find on all network shares, format disks, etc.

      Its the people who still don't patch their machines properly AFTER this wave who are going to get hit *hard* - I don't think we've seen the last of this at all - this one was tame.

      smash.

      --
      I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
    3. Re:Mainstream news is REALLY on the ball. by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Why? How about for starters, that linux users have demonstrated an utter hatred for Windows users for the last 10+ years. Consider as well that up until a few years ago, the idea of making linux user friendly to coax over Windows users was comedic, even blasphemous by their standards.

      Hostility for a given group translates towards actions taken towards a given group. This has been demonstrated all through history, from the Spanish Inquisition (how many expected that?) through the more recent historical events, that if you get ANY group to sufficiently hate another, that some of them will in turn commit some form of heinous act against the other. Do you think that the author of this particular worm wrote it because he LOVES Windows (other than how easy it is to exploit)?

      How many Windows exploits and/or virii are actually created on Windows machines? How many of them can you guess were created on Linux boxes?

      As for another argument, when Joe Sixpack finds his computer crashing and rebooting constantly, and is essentially dumping worms onto other systems, what do you think will help both Joe Sixpack (who doesn't have months to relearn another OS) to stop the problem, and to lighten the subsequent load on other systems?

      (a) Telling Joe Sixpack how to patch his system right away.

      (b) Telling Joe Sixpack to switch to Linux, telling him he's a loser for using Windows, and braying about your OS' respective superiority?

      I'll give you a hint, it ain't (b).

      --
      Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
    4. Re:Mainstream news is REALLY on the ball. by smash · · Score: 1
      Should have used preview first!

      Bleh... early morning is todays excuse :D

      smash.

      --
      I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
    5. Re:Mainstream news is REALLY on the ball. by smash · · Score: 1
      Why? How about for starters, that linux users have demonstrated an utter hatred for Windows users for the last 10+ years. Consider as well that up until a few years ago, the idea of making linux user friendly to coax over Windows users was comedic, even blasphemous by their standards.
      Because, the people involved started coding this project for their own use, because they *DON'T LIKE* the "ease of use" (eg: clippy) that windows is handicapped with.

      In case you didn't realise, Linus (or FreeBSD core, etc) never started their projects with the goal of taking over the world. They built them for their own use, to escape a lot of the "friendliness" of Windows. There's a saying - "unix is user friendly, its just picky about its friends"....

      How many Windows exploits and/or virii are actually created on Windows machines? How many of them can you guess were created on Linux boxes?
      Given that the microsoft foundation classes, visual basic, visual C, the actual services to exploit, etc are not available for Linux, I would say relatively few of them.
      As for another argument, when Joe Sixpack finds his computer crashing and rebooting constantly, and is essentially dumping worms onto other systems, what do you think will help both Joe Sixpack (who doesn't have months to relearn another OS) to stop the problem, and to lighten the subsequent load on other systems?

      (a) Telling Joe Sixpack how to patch his system right away.

      (b) Telling Joe Sixpack to switch to Linux, telling him he's a loser for using Windows, and braying about your OS' respective superiority?

      I'll give you a hint, it ain't (b).

      Short term gain for long term pain. Yes, a) will help him, and there's no need for the superiority complex.

      However, given Windows' atrocious track record with regards to security, and the user's obvious disregard for keeping their system up to date, unless there is a good reason to stick with it (mission critical app), "move to " is now often sound advice.

      smash.

      --
      I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
    6. Re:Mainstream news is REALLY on the ball. by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Your first argument, while essentially correct, is still flawed. It assumes that everyone who uses a PC has any idea what they're doing and as such, deserve any punishment for not using your OS of choice. Similarly, they MUST adapt to your OS of choice, or else they will be punished in the long run. Both of which are morally acceptable since these are just annoying people you don't actually know, who are supporting a company you just happen to hate.

      Whenever those mentalities come into play, then blame Microsoft for trying to take over the world, making shoddy products, et al. Those points are true, but committing a crime as retaliation for a percieved crime is no excuse. If you think it is, then you may as well chime in with support for the RIAA and DMCA for intimidation tactics, and praise Orrin Hatch for wanting to destroy file sharers' computers.

      Remember that this is a CONSUMER market. No matter what, the company advertising the most for a product is the one that will sell the most product, and eventually the largest market share. If IBM's substantially better OS/2 Warp was as aggressively marketed and survived the market to this date, would you be protesting them instead, even as they bring Linux to the market and do all sorts of good things like fighting SCO?

      Which makes my point: The market is fickle.

      Regardless of what the zealots and purists want to think, the first step to making for a mainstream market is to make the OS usable for *everybody*. This is why Apple's OSX is as much of a success as it is (ironic that a closed company with a closed platform using a closed system is good for open source software).

      I'm sure there's some BSD zealots who hate the hell out of Apple, but Apple hardly gets more than a handful of virii written each year, compared to the dozens, if not hundreds written for Windows each year.

      On to the second argument.

      All that most script kiddies need is a text editor and a compiler. Visual C, et al, are irrelevant, as one could have a cheapo sacrificial Windows box to experiment on, and anyone can get a visual studio developers kit on eBay for as little as $5, or in a bargain bin for previous versions.

      Also, since so many exploits are published widely, one would simply need said Windows box to use as a guinea pig in order to try out said exploits.

      --
      Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
    7. Re:Mainstream news is REALLY on the ball. by smash · · Score: 1
      Your first argument, while essentially correct, is still flawed. It assumes that everyone who uses a PC has any idea what they're doing and as such, deserve any punishment for not using your OS of choice. Similarly, they MUST adapt to your OS of choice, or else they will be punished in the long run. Both of which are morally acceptable since these are just annoying people you don't actually know, who are supporting a company you just happen to hate.
      No - I made no assumptions with regards to PC knowledge.

      The code is generally written by unpaid people who write it how they want it to function. Why should they bend to the needs of other people? Especially users too ignorant to follow simple on-screen prompts to keep their system updated?

      No one is forcing end users to switch to anything. They're not punished because they refuse to use my OS of choice, they're punished because they're too lazy to read the Windows update messages XP has turned on by default, or stupid enough to turn it off and ignore the consequences.

      smash.

      --
      I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
    8. Re:Mainstream news is REALLY on the ball. by smash · · Score: 1
      Oh and by the way, for the record - I use Windows XP, Windows 2000 Server, Debian Linux, and FreeBSD. I use the best tool for the job.

      My "OS of choice" is irrelevant here...

      smash.

      --
      I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
    9. Re:Mainstream news is REALLY on the ball. by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Understand one thing, however. I did not say that people who failed to patch their systems accordingly weren't at fault. It's a given for at least the 1/3 of computer users that they should update their systems to prevent these issues.

      Ignorance for the masses is the chief cause of most of Windows related exploits, and as such, making sure people know, instead of pulling a "Nick Burns, the Company's Computer Guy", is ideal to preventing such occurances.

      However, the endless "MS Sux" tirades here and there don't help to actually solve the problems at hand. They don't even help to endear more than a couple dozen Linux/BSD converts every week (useless for market share when Microsoft and Apple still dominate the remaining 2/3).

      In fact, this worm effects people connected to the internet regardless of their OS of choice.

      (1) Zombied PC searches for every susceptable system, then infects them, causing network lag and eventually the net slows down.

      (2) Hundreds of thousands of zombied PCs then launch a DDoS attack, causing even more significant network lag (and possibly knocking several non MS web servers down in the process by nuking the networks inbetween). This inconveniences EVERYONE. So in essense, it would behoove (and even benefit) the non Windows users as much as the Windows users to make sure that Windows systems are patched first, criticised later.

      You don't stop a housefire by walking around inside the burning building while criticising its construction.

      Thus my argument stands. Linux users reluctant to keep people relevantly informed as to the worm, mainstream news not informing the masses as to the worm's existance until it propagated further, and the worm's author/s, are still the predominate cause.

      The primary intent of most MS specific virii is to force the majority of users to either switch to another OS, or to switch their computers off permanently, and take up better hobbies such as tiddlywinks.

      --
      Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
    10. Re:Mainstream news is REALLY on the ball. by john1659 · · Score: 1

      So the coder who created the worm is at fault for simply bringing to light and exploiting the fact that the number choice for operating systems is inadequate? Microsoft might as well just ask everyone to please be "nice" to their vulnerabilities.

  322. blaster by petar_z · · Score: 1

    I manage too solwe the problem with rebooting.
    Try Control panel>administrative tools>services
    than right click on Remote procedure call(RPC) and click on properties>recovery, adjust to "take no action"

  323. Shoot The Messenger by Kris_J · · Score: 1

    This utitilty should buy you enough time to download those patches you need.

  324. Understanding Win2K Security Rating (mildly OT) by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 3, Funny
    Jonathan Shapiro of the Johns Hopkins University Information Security Institute recently posted a commentary on the fact that Windows 2000 (with service pack 3) has been assigned a Common Criteria certification Evaluation Assurance Level (EAL) level of 4. In response to the question "What does this mean?", he replies:

    Security experts have been saying for years that the security of the Windows family of products is hopelessly inadequate. Now there is a rigorous government certification confirming this.

    (Originally taken from rec.humor.funny).

    --

    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  325. the worm by 1eyedhive · · Score: 1

    i just patched my main win32 box yesterday, there are two others in here that have shown no ill effects, but then again i am behind a shorewall firewall under RedHat 8 that only opens a smattering of ports and route em to specific IP addresses (80, 21, 22, 8767, 6112, and 68xx (BT) i think i'll turn on logging for 135, see how many iris hits i get.

    --
    Logistical Chaos Officer http://www.slagg.org - LAN Gaming in Sarasota FL,USA
  326. "The fix" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a disreputable ISP whose 3 letter acronym is not AOL *hint hint*

    the steps we are telling them to do is enable ICF in windows xp then download the patch from windowsupdate.com then goto housecall.antivirus.com to remove the virus...
    try walking a customer through that

    the esiest fix I have found is symantecs fix,http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/ FixBlast.exe which will automatically load the patch site after its done removing the virus.

    or you can call 1 866 PC SAFETY, if your in canada dont bother calling it wont work trust me ive tried

  327. Different attitudes about bugs in Windows & Li by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 1
    If this was a Linux worm, people would be telling everyone else that they should have patched to the latest versions of whatever. But, it's Windows, so it won't exactly happen that way...

    There's a much different attitude and awareness about bugs perpetuated by Microsoft than by the free software community. I can't say it any better than Neal Stephenson did in In the Beginning ... was the Command Line (emphasis mine):

    Commercial OSes have to adopt the same official stance towards errors as Communist countries had towards poverty. For doctrinal reasons it was not possible to admit that poverty was a serious problem in Communist countries, because the whole point of Communism was to eradicate poverty. Likewise, commercial OS companies like Apple and Microsoft can't go around admitting that their software has bugs and that it crashes all the time, any more than Disney can issue press releases stating that Mickey Mouse is an actor in a suit....

    Because Linux is not commercial--because it is, in fact, free, as well as rather difficult to obtain, install, and operate--it does not have to maintain any pretensions as to its reliability. Consequently, it is much more reliable. When something goes wrong with Linux, the error is noticed and loudly discussed right away. Anyone with the requisite technical knowledge can go straight to the source code and point out the source of the error, which is then rapidly fixed by whichever hacker has carved out responsibility for that particular program.

    People are more likely to be diligent about applying Linux patches because they know that it isn't bug-free, that bugs are constantly being found and squashed, and this is stated upfront by the people who develop and sell it. Because Microsoft treats bugs like things to be swept quietly under the rug, people get surprised when something like this happens -- even people who should know better, like admins.

    Cheers,
    IT
    --

    Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.

  328. Port 135 Activity in last 5.5 Weeks by Billnvd65 · · Score: 1

    Just a measure of Port 135 scans from the last 5 & 1/2 weeks. Scan totals are for full weeks with exception of current week. The current week only shows 8/10 thru present 5 weeks ago - 419 4 weeks ago - 366 3 weeks ago - 278 2 weeks ago - 520 1 weeks ago - 596 Current week - 1684 Most hits from current week are from last night.

  329. Re:where did you learn math? by Elminst · · Score: 1

    143 - 93 = 14???

    here in the real world; 143 - 93 = $50

    --
    No unauthorized use. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
  330. A daunting task but inexcusable by Tacoguy · · Score: 1

    Having developed a number of Windows based applications, primarily related to the 3D environment Active Worlds using both Visual Basic and C++ , it became painfully apparent that for every 1,000 lines of code ... 200 lines of error trapping code was needed. What was to be a weekend project sometimes turned into months of development. That having been said, MS Windows must be certainly millions of lines of code ... perhaps billions. Nobody knows but it is hundreds of megabytes to install it. Given the scope of this project, it must be divided into teams and at best there will be gaps. Given what little I know of the coprorate culture at MS, Mr. Balmer and Mr. Gates leave little room for individual programmers outside to play. I think they are tasked to death frankly. I would suspect that there are a fair number of people who knew of this vulnernability and either put on other projects or flat out told to not expose it because we are behind schedule. This, in my estimation is what takes open source to a new level of legitimacy.

  331. Alpha's on NT 4.0? by thilmony · · Score: 1

    I can't find a DCOM patch for Alpha platforms?

    Anyone? Bueller?

    --
    YES, there is a McDonald's in Hanoi Square.
  332. You know MSoft is running scared when.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you see this graphic on their homepage: http://www.microsoft.com/homepage/images/2003/aler ticon.jpg (be sure you take the space out, campers). It seems the Blaster worm also creates a DOS attack on the Windowsupdate.com website. Funny if you've been trying to update your Winders. Eh, perhaps not funny, but an interesting response from MS.

  333. Sysadmin Dram Come True by AELinuxGuy · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you guys, but this worm is working out *great* for me. I used to have to begin tech support calls with "did you reboot your computer". It turns out Windows is wicked stable if you only run it for 60 seconds at a time!

  334. Re:Y2k by fractaltiger · · Score: 1

    I swear nobody I knew ever thought of just setting back the clock when Y2K was coming. I did! But who would listen?

    --
    "Wireless : LAN :: Laptop : Desktop"
  335. Code from the Blaster by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

    Got this from one of those advisory sites...
    Strings of interest:

    msblast.exe
    I just want to say LOVE YOU SAN!!
    billy gates why do you make this possible ? Stop making money and fix your software!!
    windowsupdate.com
    start %s
    tftp -i %s GET %s
    %d.%d.%d.%d
    %i.%i.%i.%i
    BILLY
    windows auto update
    SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\ Run

    So, it wasn't CmdrTaco...

    Anyhow, it must be a /.er, if he tells Bill Gates to stop making money. This would make a great interview, I think.

    p.s. First Post!

    --
    SAILING MISHAP
  336. Updating via Group Policy? by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 1

    I'll be honest: I'm stuck in a Windows shop with a bunch of people whose prevalent attitude is "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." As a result, since I'm the only one who's had experience dealing with getting the shit out there to the clients to prevent this sort of thing, I've been tasked with getting a solution made so we can roll out the patch remotely.

    Here are the restrictions: we don't have (and won't pay for/setup) SMS, and we are using Active Directory. I've already got a GPO setup so we can distributed SP4 via Group Policy, but does anyone know of a way to distribute security updates by a GPO? Unfortunately, Microsoft only provides an EXE, no .MSI file for the GPO.

    I know it's a long shot, but I'm interested in what other shops are doing. Sadly, WinINSTALL LE for making MSIs doesn't function. Anyone have any ideas?

    1. Re:Updating via Group Policy? by darkcouncilor · · Score: 1

      You have to use SUS. As you mentioned, GPOs will only work with MSI packages. I had the same headache.

  337. Re:I might not be speaking for everyone, but I say by Phil+Wilkins · · Score: 1

    Schwarzenegger, uber alles,
    Schwarzenegger, uuuuber alles!

    [/Jello]

  338. New Nicolas Cage / Angelina Jolie Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 hotshot IT managers must patch 50 computers

    Install in 60 seconds

  339. Yeah, we MS haters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The patch did not work. It is almost 4:00 am, most NT people in my company have been awake for 3 hours now trying to apply a new version of the patch.

    Welcome to the MS world.

  340. Confirmed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to be an AC, our Win SAs (which are not cowboys by any stretch of the imagination) are working overtime to apply a new version of the patch.

    Frankly, how many of this nastiness do we need before moving to a different OS?

  341. You're a bit off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WinXP professional was $299 new, full version when it came out -- identical to Windows 2000. Expensive, yes, but you're also paying for an OS which supports hundreds of thousands of more apps. To most people, that's worth it.

  342. warning about the patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FYI. This patch breaks RPC for 3d studio max versions 3 thru 5.1. If you use 3ds max, DO NOT APPLY THIS PATCH. It will definitely corrupt your max files. There's a now patch to the patch if you call MS support, apparently.

    Thanks Discreet and MS...

    http://www.discreet.com/support/max (under breaking news) (sorry, can't check the URL right now, as it looks like Discreet is down...maybe they got hit as well...oh, the irony...)

  343. another tech support guy by sensei_brandon · · Score: 1

    I got a bunch of calls for this today too. I dont pay attention to Windows updates since I only use windows at work behind a Linux firewall, so I had no idea there was a patch. The first call I got on this I spent about an hour getting a woman to download a firewall in the five minutes she got to be online before the worm hit and we had to start over. You have no idea how hard it is to get old people to navigate three web pages and click an install. And they never seem to get that they have a limited amount of time. One jagoff was yelling at me because "I wasnt giving him enough time to do this." Finally had to email him the patch installer and have hime tell his wife when to pull the network plug when the DL was finished. What a bitch call.

  344. Windoze users are dummies! by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You are implying in you post that the designers of these worms and viruses are Linux "zealots" and I take issue with that.

    The correct analogy would be to equate Linux proponents with users of a safe car saying "I told you so" to a motorbike driver, that is for the nth time in the hospital, after insisting to ride closing his eyes a motorbike of a manufacturer known for its cavalier attitude to safety and security. Oh yes, he was hit by a bad driver, and the bad driver deserves whatever he gets, but the motorbike guy is not doing himself any favours by driving in perilous conditions.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  345. If Joe Sixpack had a brain... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... he will suck it up and install Linux since patching is not working (see the several reports on that on this thread) and since most probably MS has abandoned him if using "old" (as defined by MS) versions of Windows.

    And sorry to bust your train of thought but I see very few people mocking Windows users, in general i see a fastidious "yet again" aimed more at the software manufacturer.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  346. well... by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    a 'sploit is a 'sploit. Although you can limit the damage by giving web servers and other weak restricted shells. There have been 'access promotion' exploits for Linux too, though.

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  347. Re:Good God!!! by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

    Did you ever notice how only OLD products can't be repaired, but the latest ones ALWAYS can? I always wondered why this is, since the old product was once a new product, and problems cannot be adequately predicted by companies like Microsoft. I would wager that NT 4.0 and even 3.5 could be patched, but it's not economically feasable because refusal to do so leads to revenue via upgrades to repairable product. Fixing the problem is "no profit".

  348. Re:Why didn't we install the patch? You know why!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EddyB43 90t 0\/\/n3D :)

  349. Re:Why didn't we install the patch? You know why!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    some1 own mikedx plz and pgpwipe div :)

  350. Re:where did you learn math? by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    Did you read the parent post dumb fuck?

    129 for OS X
    143 for Windows XP Pro

    The difference is $14 or are you a complete moron?

    Next time read the posts before making yourself look like a dumb fuck (or confirming the truth that you are a dumb fuck).

  351. Re:Why didn't we install the patch? You know why!! by JesusHelper · · Score: 0

    Chip on my shoulder? CHIP ON MY SHOULDER!?!? Why you no good, stinking, linux hugging, twelve sandwich eating, slackware loading, All your bases are belong to us quoting, er ah jerk! Seems like you just don't like varying opinions. Slashdot is LIVING PROOF that I don't need facts to back up a microsoft critisism. It wasn't bitching either. I am not ignorant nor do I care that a corrupt Linux Kernal was released. I think Linux is a waste of time. Sort of like reading your response to my post was a waste of time. Or your mother feeding you when you were a baby was a waste of time. Have a nice day you elite hacker!

  352. Profit frrom worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've stopped answering all the texts I'm getting about what a remote procedure call is with a technical answer. I now have a stock reply:

    "To you, 25 quid"

  353. More Instructions: by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    1st, any smart XP user would already have Mike Lin's Startup Control Panel installed.

    Fact is no Geek with XP would be without it, it makes things piss easy.

    2nd, once one notices the 60 second reboots (after windows has fully loaded), after a fresh reboot, one will quickly ctrl-alt-del & end any out of the ordinary processes

    3rd (either now or after a reboot), one will open up Mike Lin's Startup Control Panel & notice a new startup process called MSblast.exe, taged as a Windows update utility. One will disable it (untick it), meaning it won't run on startup. (it actually appears twice, obviously to get people who don't notice, meaning one has to disable one entry & delete the other entry, which is just a 'right click, click delete, then click ok' routine). One then reboots.

    4/ One now runs the find file routine & it turns up exactly where you think it probably is (Startup CPL shows the address of most processes, but for some reason not all of them) windows/system 32. Now as it's tagged as 'Windows update tool' (or something like that, I can't remember the 3rd word), one might worry if deleting it might hurt the system. Afterall 'Windows update' in a intigral part of XP. However like all geeks, one's using XP Corporate which has that disabled, so why is was it running in the background, seeemingly causing problems till it was disabled? So one right-clicks 'My Computer', clicks 'properties' & notices that 'windows update' is still all greyed out, as per normal, meaning the computer's not using 'Windows Update', meaning MSblast.exe is not what it appears.

    5/ Time for deletion. One drags msblast.exe to a floppy in case it is needed & things fuckup without it, then I delete & empty the recycle business.

    6/ Wonder how it got into the Windows/system 32 directory in the 1st place.

  354. Re:Y2k by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

    I did, this has been my 4th 1999 !

    --

    In Soviet America the banks rob you!
  355. Try updating 5000+ computers from Asia/India/East. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Internet connection for entire India to the US is on 1.2GBPS bandwidth - try connecting to M$ Windows Update Servers when a million others are usiing it at the same time.
    Most dont have broadband and even companies share a 56K ISDN or Dialup line!
    With all the US companies moving their software operations to India/Asia - this reliance on M$ is only going to get worse. I dont feel too sorry for the 95% or so pirated Windows OS users in India.

    How much TIME do you spend maintaining your "updates"? Do you let your boss know tht when you run TCO analysis vs UNIX/Mac's for your servers?

    And read the one post about how just ONE laptop user who takes his computer home, restores his OS and gets the worm, comes back into your network and promptly starts DOS attacks?

    I do, however, sincerely hope that people like you NEVER convert to UNIX or MacOS X - at least you can be a soft target for all these college kids/Russian/Asian hackers out there.

    Finally (and its getting stale) - 15 years using a Mac and NOT A single Virus yet!

    AM

  356. Re:Does it work with wine? by daemon1010011010 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, it does work quite well with wine, as confirmed by tcpdump. I will be sure to have it running this weekend just in case the rumors are true. I mean, sure I could just reverser engineer it, but that's just not as fun as running it an entire weekend and watching all the ip's of recently infected users go by in my tcpdump output. BTW, Anyone in the 85.221.22.* ip block running an unpatched NT derivative, sorry, but I had to test it.

  357. This does appear to be a big one. by fltsimbuff · · Score: 1

    I work for a large broadband ISP, and the tracked cases of our customers calling in about this worm is around 7,000 and climbing. I hope this thing blows over soon...

  358. Oh yeah? by greenrd · · Score: 1
    And truth be told, a lot of comments are only -1 based on political bias more than content.

    Examples?

    1. Re:Oh yeah? by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      Just take a look at any anti-Bush comment. Most of them get modded down to -1 pretty quickly. But the neocons here usually get modded up by the vocal minority of conservatives.

  359. Your reply in my journal by Idlechat · · Score: 1

    Hi.
    I forgot to thank you for your reply in my journal. Not that it really helps.. I guess I should start doing sports in order to really wake up.. and unplugging the net would be bad because it'll leave me with no music. But you still tried and it was nice. ;)

    --
    -0-0- idle
    1. Re:Your reply in my journal by fractaltiger · · Score: 1

      Yeah.

      Thanks for your own reply. I spent a weekend with two friends at the auditions for a popular music show on Fox. People had cell phones and I heard someone brought a laptop. Other than that, we were stuck for three days camping in a big parking lot till they opened the doors to the building and let people in. I didn't audition, but we agreed that we missed real beds and internet access. I have barely even read slashdot this month because of how unstable my web connection is. I'll be getting DSL soon when our contract is over. Hopefully DSL won't bring me to the dark side ;)

      --
      "Wireless : LAN :: Laptop : Desktop"