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  1. the validity of this article is 5 on The Perils of Simplifying Risk To a Single Number · · Score: 1

    1 being worst 10 being best.

  2. Future Headline: Steve Has Breasts! on Steve Jobs Issues Update On His Health · · Score: 2, Funny

    A buxom Steve Jobs delivered a healthy keynote at MacWorld 2010. After months of hormone imbalance treatment Jobs emerged on stage at this year's MacWorld sporting a apple logo tube top, short shorts and C cups.

  3. I remember Karl Rove had a JournalSpace.... on Why Mirroring Is Not a Backup Solution · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm just sayin'

  4. They then cloned him.... on Blood From Mosquito Traps Car Thief · · Score: 1

    And then he ran amok in L.A., eating people in the streets. Life finds a way....

  5. What is that burning fur smell? on Pushing 800W of Wireless Power at 5 Meters · · Score: 1

    Oh crap the cat was laying on the power transmitter...

  6. I detect empty boxes in your cube tommorrow. on Rewriting a Software Product After Quitting a Job? · · Score: 1

    And a a appointment with a career adviser if you want one.

  7. I knew it... on Stellar Seismologists Record "Music" From Stars · · Score: 1

    The Giant Karl Rove space goat IS playing the universe like a fiddle.

  8. Photosynthetic too... on Flower Robots For Your Home · · Score: 1

    It takes your picture and prints it out.

  9. Wear a wookie costume.... on How Do I Talk To 4th Graders About IT? · · Score: 1

    and ramble on about the decline of the star wars saga and how much alimony you have to pay lay face down and start to cry.
    That would pretty much be spot on.

  10. If it is illegal and makes a boat load of money... on Spam King and Family Dead In Murder-Suicide · · Score: 1

    there are more people behind the scenes. he probably ratted some out for his 21 month sentence. Found out he was a deadman at that facility and bolted. Got caught by the folks he ratted. bang bang bang bang...put gun in his hand.

  11. Loafer Keyboard - Logitech Wireless with trackpad on Review of Das Keyboard · · Score: 1

    For the Playstation 3...comes with a USB wireless dongle. I plug my computer into a 37" flat screen TV in the living room and loaf on the couch with the wireless keyboard with built in trackpad...under $40....

    It works with OS X slick as poo. It finds it no problem and you just have to click a couple buttons when first plugging it in.

  12. David....duh on Whatever Happened To AI? · · Score: 1

    Oops....

  13. "Daniel" went to sleep and went where dreams are. on Whatever Happened To AI? · · Score: 1

    I just watched it again last night and despite all the poo poo that many have said, it is a touching story that really does highlight one aspect of humanity...love.

  14. They shoud try missiles... on Pentagon Wants Kill Switch For Planes · · Score: 1

    I think they have worked for decades in preventing planes from flying...

  15. LORAN - still in use. on Ionospheric Interference With GPS Signals · · Score: 1

    I have a unit on my sailboat. GPS died a few years back. The cira late 70's device is still going strong. It is cool retro tech. If not a little geeky along the HAM radio lines.

  16. Damn....another monkey on my back.... on Brain Interface Lets Monkeys Control Prosthetic Limbs · · Score: 1

    I guess I should of quit smoking when I lost my arm...

  17. Saw a train of flat-bed cars in Wisconsin on Oil Billionaire Building World's Largest Wind Farm · · Score: 1

    Loaded with giant propellers for wind turbines. It was the coolest freight train ever.

  18. Asteroid made of solid gold on NASA Planning Mission To 40-Meter-Wide Asteroid · · Score: 1

    NASA is attaching a rocket engine and control booth and A astronaut will steer it back to earth where it will be safely allowed to strike the earth in Area 51, Halliburton won a no bid contract and is in charge of extracting 71 million pounds of gold for the Bush family...oh...err...I mean the federal government.

  19. Strange Star here we come... on Schoolboy Corrects NASA's Math On Killer Asteroid · · Score: 1

    And we will turned into pure energy and leave on the next comet...which is really a ship, to visit the giant space goat that eats planets. Hmmm now where is my track suit and Nike's...?

  20. IT Bully - Fight Club Him... on Dealing With an IT Bully · · Score: 1

    Hit yourself in the face a few times then, rip your shirt and accuss him of assulting you after you declined his sexual advances. All this after you plant porn on his workstation or laptop....

    hehehehe....

  21. Partial List of Banned Words: on China's Battle to Police the Web · · Score: 1

    Below is a list of banned words:

    Happy China Thanks You! Golden Shield use from exciting internet.

  22. oh crap.... on The Dirty Jobs of IT · · Score: 1

    My resume has 5 of 7....no wonder I am miserable.

  23. Hardware never fails, software has zero defects... on Is the IT Department Dead? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Users are all extremely smart and can create a access database on Vista to handle all the business processes in any corporation.

    Databases...never crash and never need to be backed up or recovered. They have endless storage in a big commodity hardware "cloud" that is infinite.

    I want to live that guy's world. Hell I'll pack my box and head home. Toss the pager and cell phone into gutter and spend the rest of my days sailing. Obviously he has not has his "clue bat" beating yet. Let me write it on a nail and pound it into his tiny head:

    Information Systems can not and never will support themselves using nifty corporate speak phrases, like "cloud" and "commodity hardware". There is no great and powerful Oz. It's just another IT staffer behind that curtain.

  24. Micro Soft Steaming Pile on EVE-Online Patch Makes XP Unbootable · · Score: 1

    Winderz is the only OS I know... That can be broken by simply using it.

  25. Ahh now I understand.... on Chimps Outscore College Students on Memory Test · · Score: 1

    Always wondered why banks kept chimps in a room next to the mainframe.