This is a damn fine first post and troll combined into one. Had this been posted under a +1 account in an on-topic article, it would have gotten bites up one side and down the other.
Hello, I'm a meta-troll. Please chomp on any of my tasty lines dangling behind me. Get all red in the face as I laugh at you for biting.
Let the meta-trolling begin:
This man is innocent until proven guilty.
Because posessing bomb-making information isn't illegal, he is a fine upstanding member of the community (There's only black and white, no gray).
The Jack-Booted Thugs are looking to shut down every individual that uses the Internet.
This was not a valid search, this was Government oppression.
Linux is superior to Windows in every category, INCLUDING USABILITY!
Microsoft sponosored this raid.
The administrators of this site do not take any action to silence critics, or to silence those that support those critics.
Page lengthening/widening posts are beautiful examples of creative speech.
I have the right, no, the responsibility to exploit any security flaw in any system and gain control of it and use it for my own purposes. This is not illegal.
My dick is bigger than yours.
I get more pussy than you do.
Thank you for allowing me this opportunity to meta-troll. Have a nice day.
Yeah, SK had an interesting event happen. He had one of his FPs modded up to +5, Funny. Ever since then he's been fighting to gain some ground. He hasn't posted in a while, but I'm sure he'll be back sometime.
So how are you doing? Glad to see you're still down in the -1 ranks.
This guy just sent out a big rousing "FUCK YOU" to every hypocritical Slashdot reader. If I'm reading this correctly, he just said "You guys seem to have the right idea, but the chances of any of you doing anything about it are about the same as me getting a blowjob from Jennifer Lopez!"
If this had been an article comment, it would be -1, Flamebait!
Although he may be an AC, he still somewhat claimed it. I hereby annex it in the name of Dead Fart Warrior.
No offense intended DFW, just ensuring you maintain your claim.
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Such a simple post, you'd think you could proofread. Sorry sir, but I have no respect for you. Something tells me the feeling's mutual though, so I don't expect any tears from you.
If one man can cause Slashdot to grind to a halt, Linux has more ground to cover than I initially thought.
Where are the moderators?
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You guys are supposed to identify me as a troll. Without your help, I'll never define my self image. Get to work biznatches!
This post is offtopic
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Or is it flamebait? Does it really matter? Give me the negative score baby, I can take it.
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Damn fine work.
It's funny, laugh damn it!
Let the meta-trolling begin:
- This man is innocent until proven guilty.
- Because posessing bomb-making information isn't illegal, he is a fine upstanding member of the community (There's only black and white, no gray).
- The Jack-Booted Thugs are looking to shut down every individual that uses the Internet.
- This was not a valid search, this was Government oppression.
- Linux is superior to Windows in every category, INCLUDING USABILITY!
- Microsoft sponosored this raid.
- The administrators of this site do not take any action to silence critics, or to silence those that support those critics.
- Page lengthening/widening posts are beautiful examples of creative speech.
- I have the right, no, the responsibility to exploit any security flaw in any system and gain control of it and use it for my own purposes. This is not illegal.
- My dick is bigger than yours.
- I get more pussy than you do.
Thank you for allowing me this opportunity to meta-troll. Have a nice day.Just one thing, why would I bring my own lube to my place? I already have plenty.
Will you?
Yes.
I must be on Slashdot then.
Yeah, SK had an interesting event happen. He had one of his FPs modded up to +5, Funny. Ever since then he's been fighting to gain some ground. He hasn't posted in a while, but I'm sure he'll be back sometime.
So how are you doing? Glad to see you're still down in the -1 ranks.
You sound like one of my coworkers down the hall. How's that report coming?
Except for when they arrest your ass and throw you in jail for espionage. Then you might mind being in a left-wing communist-wanna-be nation-state.
TM5K, it has indeed been a long time. How are you doing, sir? Heard about Sunken Kursk? It seems he's switched sides. How sad, indeed.
This guy just sent out a big rousing "FUCK YOU" to every hypocritical Slashdot reader. If I'm reading this correctly, he just said "You guys seem to have the right idea, but the chances of any of you doing anything about it are about the same as me getting a blowjob from Jennifer Lopez!"
If this had been an article comment, it would be -1, Flamebait!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I just wanted to quickly say that I'm not wearing any pants.
They may take our voices, but they'll never take our motivation!!!
Propz to you sir, and thank you for the honors.
In the immortal words of MacArthur...
I shall return!
I can tell you that my alter-ego would not appreciate being turned into a beowulf cluster.
That's not to say being shoved in somebody's exit-related orifice is particularly appealing either, but one has to have their priorities.
I'm right here you smarmy bastard. Stuck on a secondary troll account, but I'm still here.
w00t on me getting off the bottom!
Propz to you sir. While you did not get the FP, I still applaud your spirit. Keep it up!
Although he may be an AC, he still somewhat claimed it. I hereby annex it in the name of Dead Fart Warrior.
No offense intended DFW, just ensuring you maintain your claim.
Such a simple post, you'd think you could proofread. Sorry sir, but I have no respect for you. Something tells me the feeling's mutual though, so I don't expect any tears from you.
If one man can cause Slashdot to grind to a halt, Linux has more ground to cover than I initially thought.
You guys are supposed to identify me as a troll. Without your help, I'll never define my self image. Get to work biznatches!
\/\/()()T!
You all can suck my cock. Mod me down biznatches. I want a good negative score!