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  1. Re:Real evidence... on Listening Robot Senses Snipers · · Score: 2, Funny
    Or what if the sniper had a silencer???

    Or what if he shot the robot first???

    Or what if the sniper was using one of those robot guns from that online hunting thing from a while back???

    Or what if the sniper sniper wasn't really a sniper but a gorilla wearing big spikey gloves and jacked up on PCP???

  2. I sorry, there must be some kind of mistake on Will Apple Disappoint on 30th Anniversary? · · Score: 0, Troll
    This isn't the thirtieth anniversary, this is thier second 20th anniversary...

    No big deal, really, please go about your regular business, no parties nesscessary, really...

    Is that a grey...SHIT, never mind, please just leave us alone now...

  3. Re:What the frell? Genetic info? on Google Accused of Bio-piracy · · Score: 1

    Anonymous Cowards, Bringing you the world of tommorrow, TODAY!!!

  4. Re:Avast! on Google Accused of Bio-piracy · · Score: 1
    Soylent Google?

    It's made of people...

  5. Re:I'm the only GNU/Linux user in the office on Why Windows is Slow · · Score: 1
    Wow...

    You're IT department must not be all that good...

  6. Re:media player on Microsoft Faces Fresh Antitrust Complaints · · Score: 1

    buggy software!=monopoly

  7. Re:media player on Microsoft Faces Fresh Antitrust Complaints · · Score: 1

    I still have a choice.
    I have installed Winamp, I also have quicktime, real player...
    The choice is there if you want it.

  8. Re:media player on Microsoft Faces Fresh Antitrust Complaints · · Score: 3, Funny
    wait...

    Linux comes bundled with a media player?

    Where can I get in on this anti trust action, I see a fresh victim.

  9. In Communist China... on Google Stands Ground on Google.cn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Google Searches You

  10. In Soviet China... on Yahoo Allegedly Sells Reporter Out to Chinese Authorities · · Score: 1
    ...

    No, never mind...

    I'm not going to go there...

  11. Re:Global companies VS Local Laws on Yahoo Allegedly Sells Reporter Out to Chinese Authorities · · Score: 1
    Mmmm... Forbidden cigar...

    What if he only smokes half of it?

  12. Re:I miss my intellivision on Evolution of Video Game Controllers · · Score: 1

    if memory serves me correctly, I need the entire cord. It's been a while, so I may be wrong, but I also believe that it has a different type of plug on the back.

  13. I miss my intellivision on Evolution of Video Game Controllers · · Score: 1
    I don't have a cable to connect it to my TV anymore...

    I have the PS2 port of some games, but it just isn't the same

  14. All they cause on Do Booth Babes Really Matter? · · Score: 3, Funny

    are more calluses on your gaming fingers...

  15. Re:cool but... oranges and apples on New Ion Engine Being Tested · · Score: 1
    What about the giant rotating pinwheel/space elevator thing that the Freds used in the Doom novels?

    Wait...

    Does this get automatically modded down as it proves that I read past the first novel?

  16. Re:$20B? on Microsoft and SBC Team Up on IPTV · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Really, and here I always thought it was Bill Gate's job to deliver paper to all the schools...

  17. Why not on Microsoft and SBC Team Up on IPTV · · Score: 1

    It will give the people who like it something to watch, and the people who don't like it will just have something else to complain about in their foil lined bunker...

  18. Re:Electrical Tape on UK Group Wants Mandatory Flash For Phone Cams · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next law would require all tape to be clear...

  19. Re:maybe I'm just crazy... on Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Preview · · Score: 1

    Well, at home I use mozilla, can't do that at work unfortunately...

  20. maybe I'm just crazy... on Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Preview · · Score: 1, Redundant

    But does right click suppression annoy the shit out of anybody else?

  21. Re:Some hints on Spyware/Adware Prevention In Large Deployments? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well, Win9X doesn't have admin accounts, where I used to work, we had hundreds of PC's running 95, and this was in 2003.

    Top bras simply did not want to pay to replace those computers.

    As far as firewalls go, things still slip through, and once they do, what then?

    And firefox only stops most automatic installs, it still won't keep Joe Idiot from downloading Bonzia Buddy...

  22. Re:Easy and cheap on Spyware/Adware Prevention In Large Deployments? · · Score: 1

    this leads to 2000 requests a day for sites to be opened up...

  23. Re:Perhaps Dell should pre-install less spyware. on Every 5th Call At Dell Is Spyware-Related · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing they have more calls if they preinstalled linux.

  24. Re:Out of luck on Chinese Satellite Crashes Into House · · Score: 1

    One would think that having a satelite crash into your house would actually show that you were having bad luck...

  25. Re:Human cloning... on Harvard to Clone Human Embryos? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but as of now, the racists don't have the strength of ten gorillas and x-ray eyes.