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UK Group Wants Mandatory Flash For Phone Cams

meganthom writes "The BBC is carrying a story about some privacy groups' concerns about the new camera phones. Privacy International, a London-based group, is asking that all phones flash when they are being used to take a photograph. In Korea, the government would like phones to make a loud sound when taking a picture. Also mentioned, several companies/labs do not allow employees to have photo phones on site. Anyone remember that Dilbert?"

438 comments

  1. Electrical Tape by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Tape would neutralize both "fixes" pretty easily.

    1. Re:Electrical Tape by caluml · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How will they address the video capture mode of new phones then? Require the light to stay on all the time? Make it emit an annoying bleep while it is recording? Battery life will suffer too. Sure to be popular.

    2. Re:Electrical Tape by Chembryl · · Score: 1

      Can I have aflash on my pin hole camera also please?

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    3. Re:Electrical Tape by hords · · Score: 1

      I know my digital camera take time to charge the flash before you can use it, making it take much longer between shots. Plus the battery drains quick when using it a lot. Lame, people will just mod it out one way or another.

    4. Re:Electrical Tape by a1cypher · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think maybe they dont mean a flash as in a high voltage camera flash to illuminate the shot, but rather something simple like a red led next to the lense that can be seen by those in the photo.

      They could even market it as a feature. Red Eye reduction... although I am not sure you have to worry about red eye when theres no flash, but you get the point.

      For a recording video, you could just have this light stay blinking (or on constant) much like many existing camcorders already do. Wouldnt drain battery life too much and 90% of those buying the phone wouldnt mind, unless you are explicitly using the phone for things that you shouldnt be.

    5. Re:Electrical Tape by deglr6328 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think we're all in agreement here about the hilarious idiocy of aforementioned legislation. However as long as we're here I cannot allow this opportunity to discuss nerdly things go unexploited.

      The cell phone LED market is really interesting. You basically have the problem of producing a lot of light very quickly with a very limited amount of power available and an even more limited volume of space to fit your electronics (no room for that big capacitor seen in conventional camera flash drive circuits) to drive the flash since cameras these days are tending ever more toward the positively lilliputian. Many cameras include a simple and cheap Cerium:YAG coated 5mm blue led which can be safely overdriven for a very short amount of time, producing a moderate burst of light. Luxeon, the maker of the current most powerful white LEDs recently entered the market with their much improved version of this method. Certain other companies are trying to miniaturize conventional xenon flash units for use in cell phones. Still other companies are eyeing different methods. The story is, interestingly, somewhat analogous to the development of cell phone electronics themselves, a maximization of efficiency in terms of converting power from the battery to the display, processor and transmitter. Except now it's a game of getting the most photons out of a flash using the fewest electrons to do it.

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    6. Re:Electrical Tape by plover · · Score: 1
      Can I have aflash on my pin hole camera also please?

      So, you have a Sony Ericsson T637, too?

      Maybe they need to specify a "quality" at which a flash is required. I know that my camera is such a piece of crap that unless the phone were within a meter of your face, you'd be completely unrecognizable.

      Besides, they're just digital images. If someone is going to be embarrased by a digital photo in a public place, then I could photoshop a much higher quality picture of them into the same setting, with just as much validity.

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    7. Re:Electrical Tape by scifience · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you mean by "things you shouldn't be?" I thought those were the reasons camera phones were invented in the first place!

    8. Re:Electrical Tape by Xaoswolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Next law would require all tape to be clear...

    9. Re:Electrical Tape by a1cypher · · Score: 1

      I dunno, taking photos of things (Intelectual Property) that are supposed to be secrets, or people that dont want their photos taken..

    10. Re:Electrical Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Just to note: as a wedding videographer I learned early to either cover or turn off the little red light that lets people know they are being recorded. It wasn't for nefarious reasons, it was to help make people comfortable and get saleable content on tape. When there's a little red light they clam up, when there's not they speak freely (even in both cases knowing they are being recorded).

    11. Re:Electrical Tape by lazy_playboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ... or people that dont want their photos taken..
      If you don't want your picture taken, don't go out in public. Easy :)

    12. Re:Electrical Tape by deglr6328 · · Score: 3, Funny

      yes, a magical red led, eternally incapable of being taped over!

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    13. Re:Electrical Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will ignore the non-technical aspects here:

      A flash could be a problem, but I very strongly doubt that a moderate/strong beep from a piezo speaker has any real negative effect on power consumtion, considering that you're running a whole different device (camera) at the same time off the battery.

      If your ringtone is loud, one received phonecall could easily translate into the power needed to "beep" 20 photos. Also, when recording video it could beep just once without a problem. Don't assume they'll implement it stupidly and dismiss it based on that.

    14. Re:Electrical Tape by dunng808 · · Score: 1
      For a recording video, you could just have this light stay blinking (or on constant) much like many existing camcorders already do. Wouldnt drain battery life too much and 90% of those buying the phone wouldnt mind, unless you are explicitly using the phone for things that you shouldnt be.

      This is the kind '50's style nice-think that has eroded away so much of our liberty. I don't want the state coercing me into avoiding behaviour a few people find offensive, or that if done with poor judgement might offend someone. Let me choose my own course of action, and defend it if I must. In doing so I stand alone, and free, and I accept, indeed cherish, that others be equally free.

      Lights? We don't need no blinking lights!

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    15. Re:Electrical Tape by Justin205 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      that can be seen by those in the photo
      Which wouldn't work out if the camera was pointing at an inanimate object ("sensitive information"), or into a "private area".

      Unless you want the light to be absolutely blinding, it'd be near-useless.

      Remember, some normal phones have lights on them, for incoming call, charging, etc... So the people in the photo may not even realize it's a camera either.
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    16. Re:Electrical Tape by loid_void · · Score: 1

      Of greater concern is the drag the flash puts on your battery life.

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    17. Re:Electrical Tape by gekko513 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you realize this, but people in general don't have the knowledge or the initiative to gain the knowledge that is required to mod their stuff.

      If they add these "features" and they are possible to circumvent by some mod, then everyone will be happy.

      The majority of people will use the camera with the flash and be happy, the people who dislike the idea of camera phones used in inappropriate manners will be a little less concerned because all(most) cameras will force-flash, while geeks can mod it out and also be happy.

    18. Re:Electrical Tape by empaler · · Score: 1

      What, you thought freemdom of thought applied to the citizens?

      Nono, we'll have none of that.

      On another note: those worries about battery life will be redundant by 2012, when we'll make it mandataory for everyone to have a chip implanted that automatically detects that you are about to do something you shouldn't (vrain pattern changes), and zaps you.

      Candid shots and infidelity will be things of the past.

    19. Re:Electrical Tape by empaler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Remember, some normal phones have lights on them, for incoming call, charging, etc...

      The best kind in the 'etc' category are those that have just been put onto the phone so that it's cool.

      Yeah, gotta love design implementations without any use.

    20. Re:Electrical Tape by PKPerson · · Score: 1

      Can I mod this Atricle -1 flamebate?

      Has there been one reader that didnt think of tape at first reading?

      It wolnt work. There is no way in slashdot it will work. What were they thinking when they sugested it. Couldnt they fortell the flaming this would get on /.?
      Tape for light and Tape or scredriver for sound, if a firmware hack isnt avalable.

      What were they thinking? I do agree that picture phones should be detectable, but without sufficient technology (camera detection), it is impossibe.

    21. Re:Electrical Tape by dickens · · Score: 1

      Not sure what would happen with these low-power flashes, but have you every tried putting something over a moderately high power photo flash ?

      Let's just say it involves smoke.

      I was trying to diffuse a flash once and got a tissue paper too close to the flash. It popped a hole right through it, burnt brown around the edges. Now something like black tape would probably absorb a lot more energy. It could be interesting to watch. From a few feet away.

    22. Re:Electrical Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll flash for a phonecam!!!!

    23. Re:Electrical Tape by bmckeever · · Score: 1

      We could rerun this Ask Slashdot.

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    24. Re:Electrical Tape by darkpixel2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But what good would a little red light do? Are you going to be taking pictures of 'secret documents' while a bunch of people stand around you? Or are you going to do it in 'secret' somewhere?

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    25. Re:Electrical Tape by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Seeing as I have one of these phones (Ericsson T100), I can tell you why there are the flashing lights - it's so you can find the phone in the dark.

    26. Re:Electrical Tape by stridebird · · Score: 1
      Tape would neutralize both "fixes" pretty easily.

      And when they make electrical tape illegal, break light.

    27. Re:Electrical Tape by tepples · · Score: 1

      But if you go out in public with your face covered up so that nobody photographs you, people tend to think you're a terrorist even after you've explained that you're camera shy.

    28. Re:Electrical Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget -- in the future, all tape will be outlawed anyway. See Doom 3's Martian colony for evidence of this.

    29. Re:Electrical Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting post, thanks. Do you know whether there are any white LEDs on the market that use the full spectrum instead of just a few narrow frequency bands to "give the impression of white"?

      Because in a camera flash, you want a wide spectrum. With only some narrow bands, the flash will appear bright though not really lighting a scene brightly, right?

    30. Re:Electrical Tape by autumnpeople · · Score: 1

      I think the reference was to the add on lights for keypads and antennas that you typically find on phones answered by teenagers in movie theaters...

    31. Re:Electrical Tape by Honest+Tony · · Score: 1

      come on now, my sony camcorder has the option to turn off the annoying red recording light. There is no need for "Duck Tape"...

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    32. Re:Electrical Tape by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I am a teenager ;)

      Well, down in Australia, we don't tend to have to many of them.

  2. Silly initiative? by SIGALRM · · Score: 4, Funny
    Privacy International, a London-based group, is asking that all phones flash when they are being used to take a photograph
    I'm skeptical of any regulation that can be defeated by a tiny piece of tape...
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    1. Re:Silly initiative? by Zarks · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Any regulation like that would be completely unenforceable. They have tried to ban camera phones at my school but everyone just ignores the rule. Soon almost all phones will have a camera in them so people won't even be able to go along with the rule if they want to.

    2. Re:Silly initiative? by TheLoneIguana · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or yet another illicit use for a Sharpie.

    3. Re:Silly initiative? by IronChef · · Score: 4, Funny

      You just make putting tape on the flash illegal and restrict web sites that talk about adhesive technology. Make the phone emit a piercing whistle whenever it takes a picture so the blind are protected too... and an odor for the deaf and blind peoples' benefit. We'll all be a lot better off with strobing, screeching, farting phones and I challenge anyone to prove otherwise.

      BOOYAH, what you got to say NOW, mr. big brain?! You and your prohibited adhesives are gonna land in the slammer.

    4. Re:Silly initiative? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Soon almost all phones will have a camera in them so people won't even be able to go along with the rule if they want to.

      Sure they will - they'll just have to leave their phone at home.

      I know people who are not allowed camera phones in their place of work. That means they either get a phone without a camera (increasingly rare here in the UK), or don't take their phone to work with them. Simple as that. There are rooms in my building where I can't take a camera, and therefore, my 'phone.

      It's not a question of choice, it's a question of "get caught with it and risk getting fired". I work with protectively marked (= government classified) material; I could potentially be prosecuted for taking a photo in the wrong place.

    5. Re:Silly initiative? by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1

      It's your choice to work there though - If you don't like it, either don't take your phone to work or quit. But being forced to leave your phone at home is a different matter entirely and would be a gross infringement on personal liberty. Of course, it's just the kind of thing we can expect from blair's britain.

    6. Re:Silly initiative? by jlseagull · · Score: 1

      We'll all be a lot better off with strobing, screeching, farting phones and I challenge anyone to prove otherwise.

      Wow! That got a guffaw louder than last night's Futurama when they depicted a woman working out in a gym, grunting away on a "Kegelsizer"!

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    7. Re:Silly initiative? by benna · · Score: 1

      Be always mindful, even when ditch-digging.' D. T. Suzuki

      For quoting Suzuki you make my friends list.

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    8. Re:Silly initiative? by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      I wrote the firmware for a biofeedback EMG/electro-stim. urinary incontinence device. Some people in marketing referred to it as the 'auto-kegel' device.

      The electrode was, uh...

    9. Re:Silly initiative? by ltbarcly · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I don't believe you.

      If you cannot take a camera into a secure area, why would they let you take a comminucations device? In the US at least, any sort of 'government classified' material lives in a 'scif', which even includes white noise generators on all the doors and little red lights on the ceiling to warn you to cover up your work when someone who isn't secured is going to be inside the scif (which you might otherwise know as the emergency smoke-break alert system).

      So I doubt that you are chatting on your cellphone while people around you are discussing classified material, your entire story smacks of bullshit.

      Or maybe you just watched to many episodes of '24'.

    10. Re:Silly initiative? by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      You just make putting tape on the flash illegal and restrict web sites that talk about adhesive technology.

      Trivial to circumvent. Don't use tape, just desolder one pin of the LED. Will pass any casual inspection. If you want to be secure even against more detailed inspection, replace the LED with a fried one that conducts but doesn't shine. If there are no visible marks of soldering (you have to be very careful here, if possible use professional equipment), you can claim equipment malfunction.

      Maybe it could be possible to even fry the LED without taking it off the board. There is usually a serial resistor that serves as a current limiter, you may like to put a slight overvoltage directly through the LED and let the chip overheat for long enough - without putting higher voltage to the rest of the circuit than what would damage the other chips.

      If a xenon-type flash is mandated, make it look like the phone was dropped and a thin wire was ripped in the inductor coil, or dehermetize the xenon tube.

      No big problem. :) I can see this kind of mods as a nice increase of quality of life for EE students.

    11. Re:Silly initiative? by computechnica · · Score: 1

      Aren't they calling that the Orgasmotron

      Linkage: Women Needed to Test Orgasm Machine

    12. Re:Silly initiative? by chawly · · Score: 1

      And that must be why the Koreans want the 'phone to make a loud noise. Must be good for the filming 'phones too - the noise would just last for the duration of the filming. I can see only one problem - the law must state what sound must be emitted, so that it is recognisable by everyone. So what sound ? Any suggestions ? I've one, but I hesitate to advance it. You folks ?

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    13. Re:Silly initiative? by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I must have missed the bit in the Human rights Act where it talks about your right to have a mobile phone and carry it with you everywhere. I think that you must have a pretty whacked idea of what personal liberty is to write that.

      Stephen

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    14. Re:Silly initiative? by fbjon · · Score: 1
      My japanese phone allows me to select between these sounds:

      • A classic clunky camera sound
        • A kind of kchick-bzzzt-motor sound A variety of voices: "say cheese! 'click'", or "Action! 'click'"


        • All of these sounds are kind of loud-ish, but not ear-damaging. They certainly can be easily heard if you want to shoot up someones skirt (no personal experience). Hut, well.. if you want to cover up the sound from it, you'll cover up your ringing sounds as well. And even if you put tape over it, the whole body of the phone still resonates with it, it's part of the design.
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    15. Re:Silly initiative? by chawly · · Score: 1

      Why am I not surprised ! It has been one of these days. Good luck with your telephone - mine just allows telephone calls. Smile

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    16. Re:Silly initiative? by bynary · · Score: 1

      Scary. However, it's amazing what people with actual working brains can accomplish. It seems to me that the general public thinks that their cell phones (and laptops, cameras, etc.) are invented and built by a hyper-intelligent race of space aliens whose technology we cannot begin to comprehend. In reality, this stuff is made by Bob who lives across the street and his friend Chuck. Human beings create this stuff, so the know how to do so is not beyond a large majority of the public (at least in developed nations). Really, how stupid does the governing body think people are? Okay, don't answer that question.

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  3. I think the UK should ban... by IgLou · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Paranoid idiots.

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    1. Re:I think the UK should ban... by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      But then what will we use the Palace Of Westminster for?

      KFG

    2. Re:I think the UK should ban... by waynelorentz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Surely there must be some way for the Slashdot crowd to twist this into an anti-Bush/Ashcroft rant.

      Any takers?

    3. Re:I think the UK should ban... by El · · Score: 5, Funny

      The already did. They shipped them all out to the colonies... ;-)

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    4. Re:I think the UK should ban... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Bush/Ashcroft must be using the camera modules from these tiny phones all over the country to spy on people.

      [tinfoilhat]Camera+Wireless connection = Bush/Ashcroft watching everyone's phone cameras 24/7 whether the phone is "on" or not.[/tinfoilhat]

    5. Re:I think the UK should ban... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely there must be some troll out there willing to start the thread.

      BTW...Ashcroft resigned.

    6. Re:I think the UK should ban... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 0

      Since he is probably used to hiding in dark holes you will probably fail to capture his full glory without a flash.

    7. Re:I think the UK should ban... by IgLou · · Score: 1

      We in the colonies prefer to think of ourselves as "Slow". You know we're big on being PC :D

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    8. Re:I think the UK should ban... by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Funny
      Surely there must be some way for the Slashdot crowd to twist this into an anti-Bush/Ashcroft rant.

      Thanks. You've just given me my new signature. My previous one was election based.

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    9. Re:I think the UK should ban... by AnotherFreakboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      They only caught the ones that weren't paranoid enough.

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    10. Re:I think the UK should ban... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Of course there is:
      These people are up in arms over the privacy issues of a few misbehaving private citizens, and don't mind that Bush's lapdog put government surveillance camera's every 50 meters?! Oh that's right, the government can't do anything wrong, and it would be unpatriotic to actually want to preserve your rights in this post-911 world. But please Ascroft, come protect us from the perverts and boobies! I don't know what we would do without you.
      /learned all I needed to know on slashdot
    11. Re:I think the UK should ban... by secretsquirel · · Score: 1

      I agree, unless the the U.N.(ok or Dick Chenny) decides to totally ban the manufacture of anything that might be used as a spy camera any sort of attempt at regulation is futile. The only thing to do is to just get used to the fact that you are probobaly are being watched at any given moment and ignore it. Kids growing up in the near future will probably make fun of all the old farts and how in thier day "there used to be places you could go where no cameras could see you and if a crime was ever commited a man called a detective would have to collect evidence to find out who done it"

      IMHO the only scary aspect of it all is if law enforcement goes 1984 on us and the FBI decides to arrest 99% of the population for every single trivial criminal act they ever commit or something like that.

    12. Re:I think the UK should ban... by flossie · · Score: 1
      IMHO the only scary aspect of it all is if law enforcement goes 1984 on us and the FBI decides to arrest 99% of the population for every single trivial criminal act they ever commit or something like that.

      No. The problem occurs when they do not arrest everyone for all the trivial crimes that they commit. This is the path to selective enforcement of the law. If everyone is guilty of something, THEY can arrest whoever they want, whenever they want. Political protest will be that much harder. Free speech will only be free if it doesn't embarrass the establishment. THAT is scary.

    13. Re:I think the UK should ban... by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1

      When I first read your post I thought you were referring to someone like me, who's paranoid about legislation being brought into force because of the paranoid idiots this article is about!

      I think my paranoia about ill thought-out and prejudiced legislation in Britain is well justified :)

    14. Re:I think the UK should ban... by Zoko+Siman · · Score: 1

      Surely there must be some way for the Slashdot crowd to twist this into an anti-Bush/Ashcroft rant. ------ Thanks. You've just given me my new signature. My previous one was election based. no, clearly this is more proof that linux is superior.

    15. Re:I think the UK should ban... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which would mean the only people left are corrupt cronies. Makes sense..

    16. Re:I think the UK should ban... by secretsquirel · · Score: 1

      Your probably right, but ONLY if the law is completely re-written to not be totally insane like it is now. Selective enforcement is how things are now, that or my spedometer is telling me I drive faster than I really do.

    17. Re:I think the UK should ban... by empaler · · Score: 1

      I THINK
      THERE OUGHT TO BE
      A LAW
      AGAINST PEOPLE
      WHO STAND AROUND
      IN WATER!

      To conquer the Lameness filter I might's well say that it's from an old Python skit.

    18. Re:I think the UK should ban... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Actually we prefer to be called "Australians." We tried that slow thing and it just didn't work out.

    19. Re:I think the UK should ban... by The+Privacy+Realist · · Score: 1

      Judging by the gigs of hate-mail we've been recieving today it looks like our suggestion for mandatory flashes on mobile phones has been less than well received. Good. I'm weary of tech companies dodging their responsibility to provide solutions to problems their technology creates. This reminds me of one of our recent campaigns against GMail. You all sent us gigs of hatemail on that one too. Yet all we were doing was sending a signal to Google to get its act together and FIND A DAMNED SOLUTION. They never bothered to do so. Agreed. The flash proposal is fraught with problems, and it most likely isn't the best solution. But while the likes of Nokia (in their subsequent public statement) completely disown the problem, then we'll be out there promoting heat and debate. There will be a technical solution to the problem of camera voyeurism, and I'd expect to see that solution coming from the likes of slashdot. Bear in mind that this is NOT a proposal for a law; it's a call for industry to get off its behind and find an answer. Please get your act together folks. You don't seem to be so vitriolic about us when we're hopelessly fighting government over the likes of US VISIT, the PATRIOT Act, PNR or identity cards. Simon (Privacy International)

    20. Re:I think the UK should ban... by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      Homeless shelter?

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  4. Circumvention by StuartFreeman · · Score: 1, Redundant

    What's to keep me from putting electrical tape over the flash?

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    1. Re:Circumvention by DM9290 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You didn't read the fine print. Electrical tape will be outlawed also.

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    2. Re:Circumvention by Devalia · · Score: 3, Funny

      How about 5 years in jail for using one in a cinema to type a text message :)

    3. Re:Circumvention by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      Too visible for even casual inspection.

      Just take the phone apart and inflict slight damage to the flash circuits.

      Alternatively, you may put a small SMD switch to the battery compartment to selectively disable the flash. A firmware hack with doing the same from the phone's menu is cooler, but more difficult because of the closed-source nature of the hell-bound bastards who make the phones.

    4. Re:Circumvention by empaler · · Score: 1

      Now THAT's a law I hope we can ALL support.

      A few weeks ago I was at a small concert (~100 in the audience), where someones phone rang in the middle of a really compelling vocal backed only by a single instrument... (the singer's reaction was very good, a single word, "Fy!" (danish for "Shame on you"))

      My point is that if you're grown enough to buy a phone, you're grown enough to turn it off.
      Well, that, or I'm keeping my M58 Danish military boots on everywhere I go.

  5. It's a silly solution. by caluml · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Im sure no-one will figure out putting their finger over the flash, or taping something over it, or opening up the phone, and cutting wires.

    1. Re:It's a silly solution. by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 3, Funny
      You had to mention fingers. Now they will have to ban them also.

      There goes my sex life.

    2. Re:It's a silly solution. by puddpunk · · Score: 1

      You can always press your palms together! You don't need fingers to jack off :P

      *rimshot*

    3. Re:It's a silly solution. by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 1
      And I'm supposed to move the mouse with my foot?

      You assume I am much more dextrous than I really am.

    4. Re:It's a silly solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people won't figure out cutting the wires. Only a couple readers of slashdot will.

    5. Re:It's a silly solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only a couple readers of slashdot, and every single deranged pervert intent on taking pictures up your skirt and posting them online where other perverts will comment on your choice of underwear. Nothing can stop those guys. Except maybe pants.

  6. And this solves what? by Kenja · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So you pass a law that makes all phones more anoying by having a manditory flash. Then do you outlaw the tape people will put over the flash?

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    1. Re:And this solves what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tape would be outlawed! No honest citizen would use tape! Think of the children!

    2. Re:And this solves what? by Traa · · Score: 1

      You don't outlaw tape. You make it illegal to tape up the flash. Problem solved!

      What, you think I am kidding? Guns are legal in america and the problem of people shooting one another was 'solved' by making this practise illegal.

    3. Re:And this solves what? by Kenja · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "Guns are legal in america and the problem of people shooting one another was 'solved' by making this practise illegal."

      Boy, thank God no one ever got shot in the US since they passed that law.

      In truth what your talking about would be leaving the phones alone and passign a law saying that you cant take peoples pictures without their permission. Which in fact we allready have.

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    4. Re:And this solves what? by JThundley · · Score: 1

      If you outlaw outlaws, only outlaws will have outlaws.

    5. Re:And this solves what? by tumbaumba · · Score: 1

      Then do you outlaw the tape people will put over the flash?

      That's right. Duct tape is the ultimate evil. If we outlaw duct tape think of all the children(TM) we could potentially save from turning to the Dark Side(TM).

    6. Re:And this solves what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish my inlaws were outlawed...

    7. Re:And this solves what? by Traa · · Score: 1

      Boy, thank God no one ever got shot in the US since they passed that law.

      I could have added an 'ironic' tag somewhere, but sadly this is how things happend. We add laws. Whether they work is a different story.

  7. Bad Idea by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    What is to stop perverts or spies from covering the flash with masking tape, or disabling it? Just forbid or jam cell phones anywhere where you wouldn't want pictures taken.

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    1. Re:Bad Idea by thebra · · Score: 1

      I don't think I would want to put a cell phone jammer there!

    2. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jamming cell phones won't stop them from taking pictures. And the whole point is that forbidding them doesn't work if they can be used surreptitiously.

    3. Re:Bad Idea by WillerZ · · Score: 1

      How would jamming them help? It would (obviously) prevent transmission of the pictures, but most camera-phones I'm aware of can store the photos internally for an indefinite period of time.

      I think the concern is that voyeurs will use camera-phones to take "naughty" photos without their victim being aware. If phones _by default_ make it obvious that a picture is being taken it will deter the casual abuser.

      Yes, any safeguard which is built into the device can be bypassed; but there is no reason to forego the safeguards because of this. It is always possible to break the law, but there is no reason to make it easy.

      Phil

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    4. Re:Bad Idea by El · · Score: 1

      Yes, but does it make sense to shorten the battery life of 100 million phones to make it more difficult for about 100 pervs to take candid shots? And besides, what is the victim going to do when the flash goes off? Beat up the cameraman and take away his camera? This is a great boon for the privacy of criminals -- no more surreptitously taking a photo of muggers caught in the act! Last but not least: who gives a shit if somebody posts a photo of your ass to the internet! Unless it is accompanied by your name etc., you can always claim it isn't you. Every new regulation can cut two ways. This one does far more harm than good.

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    5. Re:Bad Idea by flossie · · Score: 1
      who gives a shit if somebody posts a photo of your ass to the internet! Unless it is accompanied by your name etc., you can always claim it isn't you.

      Ah, so you haven't heard about David Blunkett's new all-over-body barcode tattoo scheme yet? Apparently it will stop terrorists, reduce illegal immigration, reduce benefit fraud and mean that all children can have a kitten, puppy or pony. Or something like that.

    6. Re:Bad Idea by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Or how about just use a camera. These are avaialble for next to nothing.

    7. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you think it's fair to require people to tatoo the number of the beast on their forehead before receiving any form of government assistance? Hey, at least he is no longer claiming it will help fight terrorism... yes, it is a shame that the Allies defeated the Nazis, only to become more and more like them as time goes by.

  8. Pointless by thebra · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This seems pretty pointless. I guess for the average cell phone "photographer" this would just annoy them. For the criminal that is using the cell phone to take pictures of your credit card or up your skirt I'm sure they will just find an easy work around.

    1. Re:Pointless by ilyanep · · Score: 0

      can you see flashes in your skirt? Being a guy, I wouldn't know this...

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    2. Re:Pointless by Woy · · Score: 1

      They can't.

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    3. Re:Pointless by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      For example someone could get a "Camera" type device and use that instead.

      Seriously I wouldn't be worrying about the fact the guy in the girls change rooms has a phone, but the fact that HE IS A FUCKING GUY IN THE GIRLS CHANGEROOMS!!

    4. Re:Pointless by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm looking foward to this law that mandates people flash my camera phone.

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    5. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how about people, who want to record environmental damage or other crimes done in their company, who want to record police brutaliry, who want to report an hooligan attacking an old lady or, gasp!, a paedophile seducing a child in the street? Do we want paedophiles to go unpunished, when we could have produced a perfectly good photographic evidence of their crimes? On a second thought, strike that out, it could be seen as making child pornography - that won't make a politician popular.

    6. Re:Pointless by vettemph · · Score: 1
      I'm sure they will just find an easy work around.

      Yeah, like buying that cool spy camera from thinkgeek.com.

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  9. Does this mean doodz with by Sai+Babu · · Score: 3, Funny

    photographic memories will be required to have a flash attachment installed with their RFID implant?

    1. Re:Does this mean doodz with by arose · · Score: 1

      No, they get their fingers cut off, so they can't draw what they saw.

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  10. Shrug by MikeMacK · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The popularity of camera phones has made it much easier to take illicit photos without permission.

    Exactly how are people taking "illicit" pictures with cell phones, that they couldn't take with ordinary digital cameras?

    1. Re:Shrug by sik0fewl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention key chain cameras. Those things are small and blend in quite nicely with a set of keys.

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    2. Re:Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just are, okay???!!11one

    3. Re:Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And quite apart from anything else, I don't have to yell "I'M LOOKING AT YOU" each time I glance at someone. This sort of stupid legislation will hold back our evolution into posthuman man-machines - say I augment my body with a built in cell-phone, why the FUCK should I have to cripple myself?

    4. Re:Shrug by legirons · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The popularity of camera phones has made it much easier to take illicit photos without permission."

      In other news, the installation of CCTV surveillance cameras every 50 f*ing metres has made it easier to take illicit photos without permission.

    5. Re:Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Exactly how are people taking "illicit" pictures with cell phones, that they couldn't take with ordinary digital cameras?

      Or any camera film, digital, video or otherwise.

    6. Re:Shrug by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Not to mention key chain cameras.

      That's a new one on me. Can you give a brand name or a link? Thanks.

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    7. Re:Shrug by Jameth · · Score: 2, Informative

      When you look at them, it is not apparent they are holding a camera, so this is more on par with a concealed camera of some sort.

      (Note: I think the initiative is stupid and I disagree with the privacy advocates in this case. I'm just trying to help explain the situation.)

    8. Re:Shrug by BlueThunderArmy · · Score: 0
      Well, for one, if someone is waving around a digital camera it's pretty obvious what they're doing. If I wander around a clothing store pushing buttons on a cell phone I might be trying to find a phone number or I might be manoeuvering to take photos into the dressing room.

      I hear a lot of whining but no better suggestions. Jamming cell phones would put a financial burden on shops (and homeowners?) and it's unlikely everywhere would bother with it. Could just ban phones in those stores altogether, but again there's the matter of enforcement.

      Maybe cell phone manufacturers should just install a wolf-whistle that goes off whenever you take a picture.

    9. Re:Shrug by adam31 · · Score: 2, Informative
      "Oops, excuse me ma'am. I dropped my phone..."

      doesn't work nearly as well for cameras.

      trust me.

    10. Re:Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? This should be moddded "-4, obvious." Someone who is on a cell phone looks innocuous. I have no opinion on bans, but cell phones DRASTICALLY increase the stealth factor. That shit is straight out of Maxwell Smart.

    11. Re:Shrug by jdreed1024 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Exactly how are people taking "illicit" pictures with cell phones, that they couldn't take with ordinary digital cameras?

      I think instead of "permission", the original post meant "attracting attention. Come on, even though requiring flashes might be overreacting, since this is pretty obvious. Say you're on the subway, and you see some guy sitting on a seat, and next to him is a woman standing with a skirt on. The guy has his cell phone in his hand - it's pointing with the cover facing down, but so what, lots of people hang on to their cell phones. That's not real suspicious. Picture the same scene with a guy holding a camera in his hand. You can clearly see it's pointed up the woman's skirt. That's pretty obvious.

      Also, plenty of workplaces do in fact ban cameras (or would at least start asking questions if you walked around with a camera) - the Dilbert comic strip is the exception, not the rule.

      Personally, I'd like to see camera phones banned not because of the legal issues, but because I want to be able to buy a damn cell phone that isn't loaded with useless features.

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    12. Re:Shrug by MikeMacK · · Score: 1

      Not if everyone knows that cell phones now take pictures.

    13. Re:Shrug by nchip · · Score: 3, Informative

      Iriver ifP-1095 - mp3/ogg player and a digital camera on a usb keychain. Please don't ask why it has a camera. I have absolutely no idea.

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    14. Re:Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldn't a flash be helpful for getting a quality picture up a woman's skirt? I doubt that the camera would get a decent picture without one.

    15. Re:Shrug by imkonen · · Score: 1
      "Exactly how are people taking "illicit" pictures with cell phones, that they couldn't take with ordinary digital cameras?"

      Ordinary digital cameras, even the relatively small ones, are more conspicuous than cell phones, and what they are actually being used for is obvious from the fact that they look like cameras. Cell phones, on the other hand, are useful for illicit pictures because the photographers can pretend to be talking on them. Most people wouldn't object to your making a cell phone call while you're in a locker room, for example.

    16. Re:Shrug by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Well, I don't think the advantage will last for long once camera phones become even MORE ingrained in our culture, but for now, when someone has a cellphone, at least in America, you don't automatically assume they have a camera in them as well, so you're not on guard for having your pic taken.

      I'd be curious to see what people from Asia think who have adopted camera phones long before they ever reached our shores. Over there do you just assume someone has a camera in their phone?

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    17. Re:Shrug by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "Exactly how are people taking "illicit" pictures with cell phones, that they couldn't take with ordinary digital cameras?"

      What does "digital" have to do with anything?

      Whatever they can do with "digital" cameras, they can do with a regular camera as well, possibly with
      higher resolution, or at least, with analog continuity in the resolution as opposed to digital pixelation.

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    18. Re:Shrug by cjpez · · Score: 1

      The gym I go to has banned the use of all cellphones in locker rooms because some of them now have cameras on them.

    19. Re:Shrug by plover · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Oooh, it also has "Sound Activity Detector" -- it records sound only when there is sound to record. So you can place it in the boss's office before he gets there in the morning, have it record the secret meeting with the director, then pick it up after work.

      Now, if you could just get it to take pictures when it hears a sound ...

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    20. Re:Shrug by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      That's it! The Maxwell Smart shoe camera phone! Perfect for those upskirt pictures. Now to comply with the law, add those LEDs that blink when you walk.

    21. Re:Shrug by mark-t · · Score: 1
      The technology poses a serious threat to the security of places where photos are not supposed to be taken. With a regular camera, the camera can be confiscated, the film ripped out and exposed, or the flash-ram card in a digital camera destroyed. This sort of procedure for dealing with pictures taken with cell-phones won't work because the picture could be instantly sent to practically anywhere else in the world immediately after the photo is taken, confiscating the phone won't help the place destroy the unauthorized photograph. This, coupled with the innocuous appearance of a cell phone that happens to have a camera in it, making it more difficult to spot when they are used may offer some justification for this group's position. At the very least it would make it possible for high security areas to be made aware of _when_ it happens, so they can make sure the person who did it doesn't get away.

      Not that I think what this group is pushing for is a good idea (because anyone who's at all serious about compromising security will have no difficulty getting around the "flash" restriction), but I can understand that there is at least a rational basis for it. At least it would hinder the general public from being able to take pictures with their phones where they shouldn't.

    22. Re:Shrug by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      That's it! The Maxwell Smart shoe camera phone! Perfect for those upskirt pictures

      Jeezus H. Christ if I ever degenerated to the level where I was aiming to take 'upskirt pictures' I'd have to step in front of a truck to rid myself of the personal shame and disgrace and remove myself from the company of civilized men.

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    23. Re:Shrug by demi · · Score: 1

      Like this?

      Also, if you can take a picture with one of these things while "pretending to talk on it" you have more skill, or perhaps hands, than I.

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    24. Re:Shrug by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      Thats stupid, have you seem those old phones we had 5 years ago? You could easily cram the internals of a digital camera into those bricks.

    25. Re:Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are these civilized men you speak of? I haven't seen any, just bipedal, relatively hairless apes.

    26. Re:Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bit like any sound activated recorder then....

    27. Re:Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, you can't call yourself a man unless you've tried to take upskirt pictures :)

    28. Re:Shrug by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      or I might be manoeuvering to take photos into the dressing room.

      I wonder what kind of photos you would want to take with you into the dressing room. I'd rather not think about that one too much.

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    29. Re:Shrug by arose · · Score: 1
      Whatever they can do with "digital" cameras, they can do with a regular camera as well, possibly with higher resolution, or at least, with analog continuity in the resolution as opposed to digital pixelation.
      In miniature format since 1936 no less. Are those people simply ignorant in believing that cell phone cameras are the ultimate "invisible" cameras, or is it that everyone can do it now, not just those who are willing to pay extra?
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    30. Re:Shrug by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Woah, hang on a second... While I admit I figure a camera and a phone are a stupid mix, having a camera around has its advantages.

      If you get in an accident? In Vancouver, they'll only show up if someone's hurt. Where does that leave you legally? Many people's story changes when they go to their insurance company.

      Also, what if you see a group of cops beating the piss out of someone? Really, that's illegal. Try going to court? Five cops say "victim was resisting arrest", while you saw that the victim was on the ground in handcuffs being kicked in the head. They believe the five cops over you because of the situation.

      You can think it's useless, but having a camera on your phone can sometimes be handy too... Especially in America where everyone is so damn litigious...

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    31. Re:Shrug by silverfuck · · Score: 1

      My beloved Casio Exilim EX-Z40 is the size of a pack of cards (yes, literally). There is nothing to stop me holding it with one hand at waist height, where nobody will notice.

      Or, for that matter, taking a picture when somebody is looking the other way...

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    32. Re:Shrug by HawkingMattress · · Score: 2, Funny

      The guy has his cell phone in his hand - it's pointing with the cover facing down, but so what, lots of people hang on to their cell phones. That's not real suspicious. Picture the same scene with a guy holding a camera in his hand. You can clearly see it's pointed up the woman's skirt. That's pretty obvious.

      That is exactly why we need undetectable cameras dude, didn't you notice the spy sex cams quality is not what it used to be ? Free the skirts !

    33. Re:Shrug by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      God, I'm so tired of reading this sort of uninformed bullshit on Slashdot from people who have little or no experience of the typical British town or city.

      Let's just sprinkle in some facts:

      1. There aren't CCTV surveillance cameras every 50 metres in Britain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either lying through their teeth or delusional.

      2. The majority of the cameras that are installed are privately owned, in shops, etc to deter shoplifters, etc.

      3. A great deal of the "publicly operated" cameras are in places like train stations, airports and major roads to monitor things like passenger and traffic flow, and around sensitive government buildings like police stations to improve security.

      Most of the latter were installed at a time when organisations like the IRA were hell-bent on blowing up everything from Christmas shoppers to military barracks to politicians to financial institutions, and the images that they output are almost always recorded to nothing more advanced than video tape at poor (black and white) quality.

      4. There is no all-seeing "Enemy Of The State"-type network of cameras that can track your every movement. (Think about it: if there was, wouldn't it be used to totally eradicate crime?)

      5. If you want to see what footage of you someone might have, then the law says that they must provide it to you. All you have to do is ask for it in writing, providing details of when and where you believe you may have been caught on camera. Oh, and you might have to pay a nominal fee (around £10, if I remember correctly) to cover the cost of the exercise.

      6. Big Brother isn't watching you. Watching the every move of an entire population undetected isn't feasibly possible. Even trying to do so is prohibitively expensive, both financially and logistically, and is doomed to failure, as the failed experiment that was East Germany proved.

      7. Lastly - and I realise this may come as a shock to some of the tin foil hat brigade - when you're out in public you don't suddenly become invisible. A CCTV isn't any more pervasive than any pair of eyes that happen to glance at you as you go about your business.

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    34. Re:Shrug by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      And I'm sure the CCTV that kept rotating to follow me as I ate an ice cream in a public square in Bath was all part of my imagination.

      There was a cop, somewhere, that had decided that a tall american eating a scoop of chocolate was a threat of some sort.

      A british woman we were talking with said, "Don't look at the cameras, they don't like that."

      Fortunately, in America we take liberties a bit more seriously. While I can see us heading in the same direction as the UK (red light cameras, especially, are springing up everywhere) at least for now an attempt to go in the same direction would cause rioting by people from both the left and the right.

      I am amazed the British people tolerate it at all.

    35. Re:Shrug by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      Wait a sec. Useless feature? Maybe the older style camera's that were only 320x240 resolution. The newer ones take more reasonable pictures, at least good enough that you can document events, part of your life. I use it all the time to take pictures of friends and I show them the pictures if they missed an event or something. It's a fun, useful feature.

      I've also found it useful for taking quick notes of things. Like if I see a product in a store, or a writing somewhere I can just take a picture of it as a memo instead of trying to copy text down.

      Yes, it's a pain I can't take my cellphone into work, but who cares? I have a phone at my desk, if I need to call someone or need to be contacted, it's not a problem.

      Can't wait until the have built in video projectors in cellphones. It will happen soon.

    36. Re:Shrug by peccary · · Score: 1
      (Think about it: if there was, wouldn't it be used to totally eradicate crime?)
      This gets the award for "most naive statement of the week." The most fascistic regimes THRIVE on crime. Without crime, there would be no fear. Without fear, the sheeple could not be manipulated into ratting out their family members. Without rats, even the most hardened tyrant cannot last.
    37. Re:Shrug by hfis · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, I think they are great. What's wrong with them recording you if you're doing nothing wrong?

      Do you think you would still be against them if you were violently raped in an allyway, and one of these cameras happened to catch the face of your assailant as they fled the scene of the crime? They are a valuable asset to the Police.

    38. Re:Shrug by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm sure one negative experience makes you an expert. I have no idea what reason someone would want to track you as you ate some ice cream so I won't comment beyond adding that I can only assume that there was either someone being trained or perhaps bored beyond belief at the other end.

      What I will say is that 99 percent of CCTVs are fixed to point at set locations and are unmanned, so you were pretty unfortunate to come across one that could be manually operated at all, let alone one that looked as if it were tracking you.

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    39. Re:Shrug by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      So Britain is a fascist society now? There was me thinking that we have a Human Rights Act enshrined in law, etc.

      Meanwhile, in the US rights are being stripped away bit by bit: DCMA, USA PATRIOT Act, etc. Illegal internments, Camp X-Ray, etc.

      If there were CCTV cameras every 50 metres, don't you think we'd see the police using the footage in high profile murder investigations? Or are you one of those that thinks that the cameras are invisible and/or the footage is just kept on file for our appearances in Room 101?

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    40. Re:Shrug by Moderatbastard · · Score: 1
      in America we take liberties a bit more seriously
      *cough* Patriot Act *cough*.

      I won't even mention capital punishment, especially in Texas.

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    41. Re:Shrug by Moderatbastard · · Score: 1
      if you can take a picture with one of these things while "pretending to talk on it"
      The thing appears to be disguised as a cigarette lighter, so pretending to talk on it would be bizzare. In fact pretending to use it as such is likely to draw attention to you, especially in places where it's not allowed to smoke or commit arson.
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    42. Re:Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother explaining it to them? Most of them couldn't even find the UK on a map let alone hold a valid opinion about what it is like to live here.

    43. Re:Shrug by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      And I'm sure the CCTV that kept rotating to follow me as I ate an ice cream in a public square in Bath was all part of my imagination.

      Well, that was only so that the spectral analyzers could determine if there was some poison in your ice, so they could warn you in that case. You see, it was only to your best.

      There was a cop, somewhere, that had decided that a tall american eating a scoop of chocolate was a threat of some sort.

      Well, it was certainly a threat to the scoop of chocolate.

      A british woman we were talking with said, "Don't look at the cameras, they don't like that."

      Well, you know, cameras are very sensible, and they don't like if they are watched. Well, apparently you don't like it either, so how could you blame the camera for it?

      Fortunately, in America we take liberties a bit more seriously.

      "Take" as in "take away"?

      While I can see us heading in the same direction as the UK (red light cameras, especially, are springing up everywhere) at least for now an attempt to go in the same direction would cause rioting by people from both the left and the right.

      Which would, of course, proof that the cameras are a must: After all, how could those riots be caught otherwise?

      I am amazed the British people tolerate it at all.

      Well, you know, if they opposed other's cameras, they might have to remove their own ...

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    44. Re:Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      never mind that, how would one take illicit photos with permission?

    45. Re:Shrug by legirons · · Score: 1

      God, I'm so tired of reading this sort of uninformed bullshit on Slashdot from people who have little or no experience of the typical British town or city.

      That's a pretty strong accusation of bullshit from someone whose own reasoning is so self-contradictory. The facts in that post seem to be dating from about 10 years ago when you might have been believed. But since then, there's been a lot of development that you might have missed.

      The original article was about how we're worried that pervs could be taking photos of people without being noticed. So how could it possibly not be a valid response to mention the single young men in darkened rooms following girls around the city on CCTV screens?

      Let's just sprinkle in some facts:
      1. There aren't CCTV surveillance cameras every 50 metres in Britain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either lying through their teeth or delusional.


      I can walk from one end of Nottingham centre to the other without ever being out of sight of a camera. Same in Sheffield. Probably the same in London, although I've not paid as much attention there. In smaller towns, they may not be 50m, but there is a public CCTV camera on every stretch of street in the town-centre area.

      2. The majority of the cameras that are installed are privately owned, in shops, etc to deter shoplifters, etc.

      OK, there are plenty more cameras that I'm not counting. Cameras in shops aren't needed to reach the "one every 50m" claim, it would be more like "one every 10m" if you included shops in city centres.

      3. A great deal of the "publicly operated" cameras are in places like train stations, airports and major roads to monitor things like passenger and traffic flow, and around sensitive government buildings like police stations to improve security.

      Again, I'm not really including traffic cameras in my list, although as you say, they add even more numbers to the total.

      Cameras around sensitive government buildings I'd count as private, but cameras around police stations are part of the city-centre surveillance, and being close to a police station is irrelevant. (but if the cameras are for police information, can't they just look out of the window? If they wanted to find crime, rather than just record stuff. Nevermind, it's all part of the citywide network of cameras)

      Most of the latter were installed at a time when organisations like the IRA were hell-bent on blowing up everything from Christmas shoppers to military barracks to politicians to financial institutions, and the images that they output are almost always recorded to nothing more advanced than video tape at poor (black and white) quality.

      Cameras get replaced all the time. The sleepy little village my parents live in has just sprouted 3 new cameras, and they weren't put there in response to IRA action.

      4. There is no all-seeing "Enemy Of The State"-type network of cameras that can track your every movement. (Think about it: if there was, wouldn't it be used to totally eradicate crime?)

      'Scuse me? There is a camera system that can track your every movement, were you not watching when they demonstrated the systems? You seem to be confused between what's possible with the system, and what you think the policemen in charge can be bothered to look at. Specifically, any reasonable number of people can be followed everywhere they go, as we've seen demonstrated on TV. That's not the same as being able to follow everybody all the time, but for all practical purposes, is good enough. Look at london during any demonstration. Get some extra police in the control centre, and every single one of 100000 demonstrators can be continuously watched. We've seen tours of the control centres showing this happening.

      5. If you want to see what footage of you someone might have, then the law says that they must provide it to you. All you have to do is ask for it in writi

    46. Re:Shrug by demi · · Score: 1

      Yes :) Although I have to say, if I saw someone on the street pretending to talk to their cigarette lighter, I wouldn't immediately think they were taking a picture. I would immediately think they were off their chump.

      I wasn't exactly clear that I meant "if you can take a picture with a camera phone while pretending to talk on it..." I've had a few camera phones, and on none of them could you do anything but look like you're taking a picture when you take a picture using it.

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  11. Stripping by Zanek · · Score: 0

    Wow, For a second, I thought the title meant ppl in the UK wanted everyone to flash everyone for a phone
    shot ! Those crazy Europeans. Nuk nuk

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    1. Re:Stripping by Zanek · · Score: 0, Redundant

      By flash everyone, I meant take off their clothes !

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  12. This will not stop the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These phones need to yell 'POTENTIAL UPSKIRT IN PROGRESS!' at a high decibel level whenever a picture is flashed. That may be the only way to solve this problem.

  13. in other news by sPaKr · · Score: 1, Redundant

    In other news black eletrical tape is banned in the US under the DMCA as it may be employed to cover the 'flash' on camera phones.

    1. Re:in other news by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      First, they came for our shift keys, now our electrical tape. What's next?

      Think of the children!

    2. Re:in other news by waynelorentz · · Score: 1

      Why the U.S.? The article is about the U.K.

      In fact, in the United States there are rules that specifically protect taking pictures in public. It's what allows the media to take pictures of news events.

      Or were you just talking-out-your-ass-American-bashing like the other anti-U.S. Slashdot zealots?

    3. Re:in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things we learn from the government:

      Black electrical tape is bad.
      Duct tape is good.

      Black markers are bad.
      #2 Pencils are good.

      Brocolli is bad.
      Parading the thanksgiving turkey is good.

      Lying about oral sex is bad.
      Lying about foreign policy is good.

      Changing one's mind based on facts is bad.
      Reading "My Pet Goat" under ANY circumstances is good.

    4. Re:in other news by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
      First they came for our shift keys, but I did not speak up because I did not have a shift key.

      Then they came for our felt tip markers, but I did not speak up because I did not have a felt tip marker.

      Then they came for the electrical tape, and I did not speak up for I did not have electrical tape.

      Then they came for me and there was nothing left to crack the DRM they installed in my brain.

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  14. Legislate a solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Tape will simply be outlawed, like magic markers and the shift key.

  15. Better idea: by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Funny

    They should make it shout, "Hey, I'm taking your picture."

  16. This is a sign of things to come... by comwiz56 · · Score: 1

    Many schools and workplaces are banning camera phones. These definately pose a privact risk, but not more so than regular cameras.

  17. Loud Sound? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    the government would like phones to make a loud sound when taking a picture
    What, does the camera yell "CHEESE!"
  18. Here's an idea by Retrospecter · · Score: 1

    Camera phones must fire a bullet at the person being photographed so that they are aware that their privacy is being invaded. A bullet wound is nothing compared to privacy invasion, right?

  19. That Dilbert... by rd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dilbert is too real to be funny anymore.

    1. Re:That Dilbert... by Bastian · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I wonder if Dilbert has ceased to be parody and has become a cutting-edge industry leader.

      It seems like every week I hear about somebody is trying to implement a policy that was the punchline of a Dilbert strip from the previous week.

      Thanks, Scott Adams, for ruining my career.

    2. Re:That Dilbert... by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Scott did work AT&T (well, Pacific Bell) for quite some time. Those years were no doubt the inspiration for most of his work and his lovely positive cheery attitude.
      If you're ever bored, read up on the history of the bells, att etc - even better talk to ex-employees.

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    3. Re:That Dilbert... by Wynken+de+Word · · Score: 1

      The Dilbert comic in discussion, from Nov. 14, 2004:

    4. Re:That Dilbert... by Bastian · · Score: 1

      I have a friend whose Dad used to work at Big Blue back when it was the biggest and bluest kid on the block.

      I couldn't tell you exactly why, but his stories about his time there remind me a lot of an acidhead's stories about bad trips.

    5. Re:That Dilbert... by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      I've said the same thing about left/right satire nowadays. After reading a bit of Ann Coulter or Michael Moore, all satire is lost. This is of course, because figures on both sides have become so stretched to the sides it's absurd.

      Truth is stranger (or at least as strange) as fiction.

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    6. Re:That Dilbert... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Dilbert is too real to be funny anymore.

      Life imitates art. Once clueless management (who are notoriously uncreative except for performance evaluations) realizes that it is widely being made fun-of, they figure, "why not go further, 'they' already disrespect us, let's go 'balls to the wall' before we are decapitated in the revolution".

      To them, losing a couple of BMWs, $500,000 homes and having to live like real people is equivalent to being beheaded.

    7. Re:That Dilbert... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ones you notice are the extreme ones who speak loudly.

      Real surprise there.

    8. Re:That Dilbert... by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      He also has people sending him stories about things that happen in their work place which he incorporates. I'm considering sending him something about what happened to me today. I needed to raise a support call with Sun, so I called Sun. I gave them the serial number of the box and they looked up the support contract. Then they said that as the contract had been bought through SCC I'd have to raise the call through them then it would get passed to Sun. So I call SCC. SCC take my details then say that they can't act on the call unless it comes via our helpdesk. So I call our helpdesk who tell me to put it into an email and then they'll raise the call.

      So I've had to write an email detailing the situation that our helpdesk will copy and paste into our helpdesk system and into an email to SCC who will then copy and paste the text into their helpdesk system and an email to Sun who will then copy and paste the text into their helpdesk system and phone me.

      The purpose of the call? I need to download a package (SNMP agent installation package) and it seems to be missing from the web site so I need help finding it (often packages ont eh Sun web site are availabe to download but aren't linked so you need someone who knows the URL to give it to you so you can download it). I've actually called Sun twice today, the first time I was put through to pre-sales who told me to to hang up, call back and raise a support call.

      Stephen

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  20. come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Silent camera phones don't take steamy uncensored barely legal gym shower room photos, people take steamy uncensored barely legal gym shower room photos.

    1. Re:come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and thank heavens they do. Without those steamy uncensored barely legal gym shower room photos, slashdot wankers wouldn't have anything to get them off.

    2. Re:come on by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      From my cold... dead... hands... will they take away " steamy uncensored barely legal gym shower room photos." :)

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  21. Why the arbitrary distinction? by Staplerh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given that I've seen digital cameras that are far smaller than even the tiniest camera phones, it seems like a knee-jerk reaction to condemn camera phones. I can understand the banning of camera phones from a workplace, but only if cameras in general are banned. Otherwise, it's an arbitrary knee-jerk reaction.

    Besides, the image quality is quite poor on camera phones as opposed to an equal-sized (and equally small) digital camera.

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    1. Re:Why the arbitrary distinction? by chill · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed at the number of these types of responses. There must be a lot of people who just don't get it.

      The reason is simple. Seeing a phone in someone's hand is so commonplace as to be ignored. If you see someone with a camera, you take notice. It is nothing to see someone walking thru the mall with a cellphone dangling in their hand.

      Size of digital cameras has nothing to do with it. If a digital camera is noticed, then mental alerts go off. If a cell phone is noticed -- nothing.

      -Charles

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    2. Re:Why the arbitrary distinction? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "If you see someone with a camera, you take notice."

      Ever since the Instamatic 126 hit the $20 price point, which was a LOT longer ago than any portable PHONE, the camera has been common enough not to notice.

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    3. Re:Why the arbitrary distinction? by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      So what do you do when you see someone with a camera in their hand taking your picture? Call the police? Straighten your tie? Punch them in the nose? Issue mental alerts?

    4. Re:Why the arbitrary distinction? by chill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Usually, turn away, if I'm not interested in being photographed. It depends on where it is. In the gym locker room, it is likely to result in a broken camera phone.

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  22. That Dilbert by JWW · · Score: 1

    While it was a funny strip, there are some places that really do need to ban cameras.

    Where I work we have equipment that we do not to have pictures taken of. Cameras are banned on the location and cell cameras have been banned as well. Visitors are warned and have to leave their cell phones at the front desk if they have cameras.

    1. Re:That Dilbert by slapout · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If security is that tight, why do you allow visitors in the first place?

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    2. Re:That Dilbert by BJH · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, they erase visitors' memory with a frontal lobotomy before they leave.

    3. Re:That Dilbert by meganthom · · Score: 1

      We actually had that policy at Michelin too. I don't have any qualms about businesses banning all photographic equipment. After all, trade secret legislation is not easy. Michelin was nice in that it had regular training sessions explaining what a trade secret is and why it's important to follow their draconian confidentiality policy (every thing you do there, including emails asking your coworkers where they want to go to lunch, is supposed to include a confidentiality code)...

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    4. Re:That Dilbert by plover · · Score: 1
      Actually, they erase visitors' memories with the flashy-thingie from Men In Black.

      The problem is the agents had put black tape over the flash so they wouldn't be noticed...

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    5. Re:That Dilbert by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      If security is that tight, why do you allow visitors in the first place?
      How else is a strip club supposed to make money?
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  23. In Japan...! by ickoonite · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...they've had mandatory clicky-clicky noises for ages.

    But it's quite a famous problem there - women being felt up on busy trains, the upskirt photos and so on. Here in the UK, if a bloke did that, it'd be prison, pure and simple. People just don't really do that kind of thing.

    Groups calling for this are the same kind of idiots who, when all else fails, will simply wail "Won't somebody please think of the children!"

    iqu :)

    1. Re:In Japan...! by thebra · · Score: 1

      Women felt up by cellphones!?

    2. Re:In Japan...! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cameras don't feel women up, people feel women up!

    3. Re:In Japan...! by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      I'm moving to Japan.

    4. Re:In Japan...! by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      ...women being felt up on busy trains...

      To those confused, my implication was simply that this kind of sexual violation - be it physical or photographic - is common.

      iqu :s

    5. Re:In Japan...! by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      In what way is a photo "sexual"?

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    6. Re:In Japan...! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have mod points,
      want to mod you Insightful,
      Alas! Meta-mods will get me.

      (Okay, okay, I know it isnt a "proper" haiku)

  24. AAAHHHH!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the love of Pete, please stop with the "tape" posts, yeah, yeah, ok tape fine, brilliant idea.

    1. Re:AAAHHHH!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you could use tape to cover the flash. I'm glad you pointed that out to me.

  25. Who will pay for the battery usuage by Zanek · · Score: 1

    Using the flash everytime a shot is taken will greatly decrease the battery life. What about
    companies that sell disposable cameras, who'll pay for the extra battery on those ?

    What about shots where a flash will ruin the picture ? This seems terribly stupid !

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  26. just another way by Ambient_Developer · · Score: 1

    It's just another way for government to control the flow of information.

  27. CHEESE! by comwiz56 · · Score: 1

    How about just "CHEESE!"

    1. Re:CHEESE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'll have some cheese on that fur burger, please.

  28. mod dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so do regular old cameras have to use flash every time as well?

  29. Utter stupidity by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Aside from the utter stupidity already pointed out by others, how the hell is this flash supposed to improve privacy? Once the flash goes off the supposed "harm" has already been done.

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    1. Re:Utter stupidity by blueskies · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      Maybe you shouldn't be in public if you don't want your picture taken.

    2. Re:Utter stupidity by Guillermito · · Score: 1

      Well it doesn't improve privacy per se. I suggest you complement it with a bodyguard (should I say minder?) that after the flash, punch the poor guy on his face, grab his phone/camera, toss it on the floor, and crush it by stepping on it.

  30. CHEESE! by comwiz56 · · Score: 1

    How about... "CHEESE!" instead?

  31. Ohhh, I know! by kippy · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Let me be the 427th person to suggest using tape to cover the flash.

    1. Re:Ohhh, I know! by Spackler · · Score: 1

      Dude, at minus 1, tape is only mentioned 43 times right now (oops, make that 44 with this minus 1 comment). So, now, I am the 44th. You have a LONG way to go before your comment is shown to be correct. I think the phone should just be wrapped in razor wire. You still get the upskirt crowd, but, they will only do it a few times. And, they can use the tape on the cuts (oh crap, 45).

    2. Re:Ohhh, I know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tape could be used. Or you could use tape. And then there's also the possibility of using tape. Me? I would never use tape. Do you use tape? Does anyone here use tape? Are we talking cassette tape or 8-track tape? Duct tape can repair anything. Is this video tape? Tape could be used. Or you could use tape. And then there's also the possibility of using tape. Me? I would never use tape. Do you use tape? Does anyone here use tape? Are we talking cassette tape or 8-track tape? Duct tape can repair anything. Is this video tape?

  32. If you outlaw cameras on phones... by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...then outlaws will just buy cameras.

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  33. Ah, fear... by CheetahMk2 · · Score: 1

    ..motivating change since 1692.

    Many schools, fitness centres and local councils have also banned them over fears about privacy and misuse.

    I find it suprising they don't concern themselves with cameras the government or private corporations put up and the ramications those impose! Somehow they fear cell phones because they are somehow 'innocuous' and therefore capable of great harm. What about the cameras stores already put in the dressing rooms? Or the ones taping 24/7 in public areas? That aside, won't this impair the functionality of a camera phone? ["It's not a bug, it's a Feature!"] It would drain the battery some, you'd have no way of turning it off, and now you'd have to add a halogen bulb and a powerful capacitor - that may or may not leak - into the design, ruining the life expectancy of the phone, making it larger and hence less convenient, and more expensive. I'm sorry but this seems like a knee jerk reaction to me.

    Lastly, you can't even stop the detemined people, who will use Duct Tape to get around it anyway, thus inconveniencing everyone BUT the targets. I understand not wanting a camera in a Top Secret environment, but I don't want some mother's coalition ruining a product I am paying money for, out of misguided fear no less.

  34. Cracked already! by neil.pearce · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just appeared on Suprnova. Damm hackers...

    Flash "protection"
    Search for place_your_thumb_over_the_light_DEViANCE.torrent

    Sound "protection"
    Search for cut_a_wire_on_the_speaker_(RELOADED).torrent

    1. Re:Cracked already! by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Sound "protection"
      Search for cut_a_wire_on_the_speaker_(RELOADED).torrent


      Yeah, I tried that. But now I can't hear it when my phone rings...

    2. Re:Cracked already! by neil.pearce · · Score: 1

      At first I thought you'd got me... but then if they're taking some sneaky "upskirt shot" on an escaltor, the last thing they want is an unexpected blast of 2-tone yankee-doodle-dandee...

    3. Re:Cracked already! by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      Even better: put a small switch between the speaker and the board. When questioned, claim it is a solution to quickly switch the phone to silent mode in the situations where ring would be annoying.

  35. Flash by Neward+Rylet · · Score: 2, Funny

    for a moment I thought this had to to with Macromedia.

    1. Re:Flash by spiralscratch · · Score: 1

      My first thought was flash memory. I couldn't imagine why would a government care how the thing stores photos.

    2. Re:Flash by LupeSpywalper · · Score: 1

      Yea, they should really use SMIL instead. As in "SMIL, you're on candid camera!"

  36. Simple problem, simple solution by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tape would neutralize both "fixes" pretty easily.

    Easy problem to solve there, friend. All you need to do next is make a law banning tape as a circumvention device.

    After all - look at what banning felt pens did for the music industry!

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Simple problem, simple solution by kaitou · · Score: 0

      And this explains the mystery as to why there was no duct tape on mars.

  37. Privacy International by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PI host the Big Brother awards. They are champions of the right to privacy, and I think this campaign does have a valid viewpoint... but won't ever be implemented.

    Funny how when it's the companies invading your privacy it's bad, but when it's you invading someone else's, it's fine!

  38. Nokia by josecanuc · · Score: 2, Informative

    Think about no-camera-phone policies in the R&D department of Nokia...

    I once was an intern at a Nokia R&D center and that was a policy. At the time I was there, the "hot new" project was a camera-phone. :-)

  39. HERF gun cell phone solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here is a perfect situation where a HERF gun might be of some use find one here,

    http://www.gbppr.dyndns.org/PROJ/mil/herf/

  40. Not mandatory, default by 3Suns · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure how the /. article could vary so far from the content of the bbc article, but the part about flashing is practically an afterthought, one sentence about it at the very end. "The government also considered the use of a default flash, but plans were abandoned after concerns from manufacturers."

    When are lawmakers going to learn that it's the action that should be legislated, not the capability? You don't fine people who own sports cars because the are capable of speeding.

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    1. Re:Not mandatory, default by dthomas9 · · Score: 1

      When are lawmakers going to learn that it's the action that should be legislated, not the capability? You don't fine people who own sports cars because the are capable of speeding.

      Don't let them hear you say that - you'll give them ideas.

    2. Re:Not mandatory, default by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how the /. article could vary so far from the content of the bbc article

      That's a /. tradition, just like the obligatory comment I'm about to make:

      You must be new here...

      Even though you have a lower number than me and you were obviously being sarcastic.

    3. Re:Not mandatory, default by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The manufacturers were concerned that using flash all the time might show up people's teeth.

  41. True, but... by daveo0331 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real point of these laws isn't to stop people from abusing camera phones. The real purpose is to give the lawmakers the appearance of "doing something" about the problem. Next time they're up for reelection, watch for ads saying "I protected families and children by making it harder for pedophiles and perverts to use camera phones to hurt children. Vote for me." They're hoping most people don't stop to think about whether what they did had any real effect (and they're probably right).

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    1. Re:True, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Don't overreact just because someone wants legislation to fix something with technology involved - this isn't the impossible problem of copy-protection-while-copying. I can very easily see this not only fix the problem, but also help protect your rights and comfort in relation to the very same technology.

      Sure, the changes could be circumvented, even if it was done with a piezo beep which would effectively catch attention and use a negligible amount of battery (at least compared to the cam). The thing is, most people wouldn't do this, and this isn't a copy-protection issue: "illicit" photography doesn't spread, so any success really counts. Add to this that most people probably don't plan ahead for how to take photos with their phone, and that many don't even know how to make it not beep for any action which can be set in the menus, let alone "hardwarehack" it silent.

      It also isn't an issue of stopping silent photography altogether: you can still buy a normal camera. The problem with camera phones is that they aren't suspicious like normal cameras, since you can pretend to do something else with the phone easily. Beeping negates this, but still allows you to take photos: what these measures would do would essentially mean giving camera phones the same status as cameras.

      Now, why does this protect your comfort and even possibly rights? Because of banning of devices. In the current situation, organizations have started banning camera phones because of fears of misuse. With safeguards like this, you could carry your new phone around with less problems, since the beeping would probably make abuse hard enough in most places. Making it easy to know which phones photograph and which don't also makes the situation for conventional cellphones better: right now they can be perceived as suspicious even without a cam, and I wouldn't be surprised to see a ban on normal phones for this reason.

      The clear option for many organizations to using these safeguards is banning camera phones altogether. This can't be circumvented: no camera, no photography. Surely we don't want this? A "beeping" camera gives you a strong tool for defending your rights and comfort when using a camera cell phone!

      Finally, why are you talking about lawmakers? This is a privacy group asking for change here. I'm pretty sure they have privacy in mind when suggesting this. Dragging the lawmakers into this seems like quite a populist tactic.

    2. Re:True, but... by ZhuLien · · Score: 1

      so, phones with cameras must have a flash, but cameras don't need a flash? just make a camera that *looks* like a phone.

    3. Re:True, but... by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are lawmakers really necessary anymore? At what point can you say the laws are "done"?

      Why don't we just kill all the politicians and allow the courts to decide how the existing laws should be interpreted, instead of buggering around with making new laws?

    4. Re:True, but... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Funny
      Why don't we just kill all the politicians and allow the courts to decide how the existing laws should be interpreted, instead of buggering around with making new laws?

      That isn't actually as silly as it sounds. But why stop there? Why not kill all the lawyers as well, declare a state of anarchy, and let common-sense prevail instead of a divisive and unjust legal system. That would also put paid to such idiocies as patents offices and taxation authorities.

      After all "justice" in court-speak is only there for those who can afford it. So maybe we should kill all the rich as well...

      Stop laughing, dammit, I'm serious.

      *grin*

    5. Re:True, but... by bronney · · Score: 1

      reminds me of the movie from stephen chow haha. Why not make a camera that looks like a spoon?

    6. Re:True, but... by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Well Said.....

      This is TYPICAL of the UK, trying to please the "PC" crowd....

      Some dumb ass Politically Correct law comes into effect, the PC crown celebrate a win, and the other groan and moan.. creates a lot fo hot air.. then 5 months later, noone is exactly enforcing the law.. and the Cops cant be arsed either.....

      its all PR, but s not going to change anythign one bit...

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    7. Re:True, but... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Are lawmakers really necessary anymore? At what point can you say the laws are "done"?

      Probably never when it comes to various minority corporate interests.

      Why don't we just kill all the politicians and allow the courts to decide how the existing laws should be interpreted.

      Maybe the politicans should be offered life imprisonment if they first repeal enough laws such that none of the remainder "overlap".

    8. Re:True, but... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Don't overreact just because someone wants legislation to fix something with technology involved

      The problem is a) many countries already have an excess of legislation. To the point where even lawyers don't actually understand it. b) these idiots want more legislation.

      Sure, the changes could be circumvented, even if it was done with a piezo beep which would effectively catch attention and use a negligible amount of battery (at least compared to the cam).

      This "solution" could easily be more annoying to members of the public than being covertly photographed.

      The problem with camera phones is that they aren't suspicious like normal cameras, since you can pretend to do something else with the phone easily. Beeping negates this, but still allows you to take photos: what these measures would do would essentially mean giving camera phones the same status as cameras.

      But takes away from the possibility of members of the public being able to photograph criminals (especially criminal police officers) without exposing themselves to undue risk.

  42. Too True by olddotter · · Score: 1
    My digital camera (Kodak) is so silent that other people can't use it. If me and the wife are on vacation and want someone to take our picture, they take 3 or 4 and then say "Its not doing anything."


    It does click, but apparently not loud enough for most people holding it up to their head to hear.

    1. Re:Too True by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
      May be... I disable clicks on digital cameras. They annoy me. Most digital cameras allow to disable the click.

      Perhaps there is a volume setting somewhere for your camera? I have a good old analog camera, where most people don't get the fact that they have taken a pic either. You with your digital camera can just delete: I have to pay for development for those duplicate pics (after all, can't refuse them: they're not bad.. just duplicate)

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    2. Re:Too True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have to pay for development for those duplicate pics (after all, can't refuse them: they're not bad.. just duplicate)

      Have you tried?

  43. In Japan they make a sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Camera phones in Japan make a distinctive sound when you take a picture. Been that way for a couple of years.

    Funny thing is, so many people are taking so many pictures so often that I doubt if one pays much attention to the sound anymore. If you were in Mr Donuts and looked around every time you heard that annoying sound, you would never finish your donut. If you are in a train station, you probably wouldn't even hear the sound.

    A chikan who wants an upskirt shot probably has a better chance now than he would have a couple of years ago - partly because people are used to the cameras and partly because they are used to the sound.

    1. Re:In Japan they make a sound by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 5, Funny

      A chikan who wants an upskirt shot probably has a better chance now than he would have a couple of years ago - partly because people are used to the cameras and partly because they are used to the sound.

      In America, if you want an upskirt shot, just ask the next ten women who walk by in in skirts. At least one will say yes.

    2. Re:In Japan they make a sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't mind being slapped 9 times out of 10, but I hear that some people are into being slapped.

    3. Re:In Japan they make a sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leave my mom out of this.

    4. Re:In Japan they make a sound by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      In America, if you want an upskirt shot, just ask the next ten women who walk by in in skirts. At least one will say yes.

      Come on now, not if a slasdotter asks. Well, maybe lonely Grandma Perkins.

  44. your idea isn't any better by n3k5 · · Score: 1
    Just forbid or jam cell phones anywhere where you wouldn't want pictures taken.
    Actually, it would make a little more sense to ban cameras where you wouldn't want pictures taken. By the way, small digital cameras are even smaller if there isn't a phone attached to them. (And if there is, jaming it won't really impress the camera much.) There are USB memory sticks with cameras integrated, sold for cheap in ordinary electronics stores. You can sneak much larger things into a locker room.

    Absurdly idiotic 'security measures' that don't make anything more secure, but just convince people that this or that politician really cares about them ... you know ... "in the wake of 9/11" -- when will it stop?
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  45. Luddites by Chembryl · · Score: 3, Insightful
    From TFA:

    "Fears grow amid the ever improving resolution of picture phone" replace with: "Fears grow amid the never ending march of technological improvement"

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  46. Great Minds Think Alike by Saltine+Cracker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Funny how everyone has the same idea to defeat the ideas these folks have.

    Funnier still is that they're all getting modded up.

    Anyway, I had a slightly different idea. How about making the cameras broadcast an RF signal to make nearby tornado warning sirens go off or something.

    1. Re:Great Minds Think Alike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ingenius--

      I was thinking of a new cell-camera-foghorn in my ??? profit scheme!

  47. No camera by Student_Tech · · Score: 1

    Makes me glad that my phone doesn't have a camera. Of course it is a b/w display that can go a week between charges (with some use, not just standby), no internet browsing (does do SMS and internet email).

    For those that have cameras, how often do you actually use the camera on the phone?
    And for the photos you take, what are they of?
    Did the camera on the phone fill a niche that wasn't there before you got it?

    1. Re:No camera by Roguelazer · · Score: 1

      My S-E T637 can go for a week without charging too. And it has a color screen and a camera. I do use the camera, usually for taking pictures of everyday stuff that I wouldn't bother to take a picture of with a regular camera- too much bother. But with the phone, well, the camera's already on my belt, so why not use it? And some of the pictures are pretty good, too.

  48. Public Privacy? by kwiqsilver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do we have an expectation of privacy in public? Somebody with a telescopic lens can snap photos of you from hundreds of yards away, and shotgun microphones can record your conversations.
    And (in the USA at least) the police can record what you do in public without any warrant. I'm as big of a civil liberties backer as any slashdotter, but I really don't think you have much of a right to privacy in public. And common sense says if you don't want it to be public knowledge, don't do it in public.
    Also, with those tiny button-sized spy cameras and so forth, which are designed to be even less noticeable than somebody pointing a phone at you, is a cell phone a covert enough form of photography to even worry about it?

  49. Re:Good to be back what is your cell number! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll send you some spam and mod you off topic!

  50. I want phones without cameras! by onyxruby · · Score: 5, Informative
    I recently had to replace my cell phone with another as the old unit was wearing out. I went into the Verizon store and explained that I needed a phone without a camera.

    They looked at me like I was on crack. I was shown the prepaid phones with an insinuation that I must be too cheap to afford the camera phones. I then had to explain that I was already a customer and had no interest in prepaid.

    They could not get past this point. After 20 minutes I finally got them to show me the phones they had that met my requirements. Tri-mode and no camera. They had 3 in the entire store left (large store btw) that met these requirements. One of these was a close out model that wasn't being made anymore.

    I tried explaining to them that I work in areas that a camera is NOT allowed in. I explained that turning the camera off wasn't going to cut it on a government or banking contract. They just didn't get it.

    I have to have a phone for my work. I can't have a camera, and I know I am far from alone.

    Verizon, Can you hear me now?

    1. Re:I want phones without cameras! by Macgrrl · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I recently replaced my handset and went through the exact same problems. Part of my role at work involves audits of physical plant for clients (as part of a larger cost of operation modelling exercise), we frequently enter places where cameras are not permitted, but ideally need to be contactable by the office or even other team members who are auditing other areas of the site.

      Ultimately I was given the choice of 2 or 3 handsets to pick from, once I added the requirement of bluetooth for a wireless headset there were none available through our preferred supplier. I ended up wth a Nokia 5100, no bluetooth but no camera.

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      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    2. Re:I want phones without cameras! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      People working at Verizon Store want to be around technology and cool stuff, but were turned down for a job at Best Buy.

    3. Re:I want phones without cameras! by R3D · · Score: 1

      I face the same dilemma, I would have upgraded my phone months ago if I could find one which didn't have a camera. But it's far from the network providers fault.

      They could put more pressure on manufacturers to drop these useless features, but consumers requiring the same would be far more effective.

      Most new features I can live without and/or ignore, but including a camera function on every new model released by Nokia, Sony/Ericsson, Motorolla, Samsung is just plain lunacy.

    4. Re:I want phones without cameras! by Bronz · · Score: 1

      If your employer requires you to have a cell phone sans camera, they should provide you with a cell phone sans camera. Most work environments don't lend themselves well to non-company cell phones anyway. I don't see why they don't just ban cell phones in general. It would be easier to enforce.

    5. Re:I want phones without cameras! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny... Just picked up a phone from Verizon, and had no problems whatsoever getting a non-camera phone. Sounds like the store, not Verizon.

    6. Re:I want phones without cameras! by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      Sir,

      We CAN NOT hear you. Please call us back with your Cingular GSM phone.

      Verizon.

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      Is it true that more people vote for the winner of American Idol, than vote for the president? -Ali G.
    7. Re:I want phones without cameras! by ForestGrump · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, my cousin has a Motorola V400 sans camera.

      Her husband works for a company that does lenses. They buy phones, take them apart to verify their lenses are being used. After that, they toss the phones.

      Sure it doesn't have a camera, but every other aspect of the phone works.

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      Is it true that more people vote for the winner of American Idol, than vote for the president? -Ali G.
    8. Re:I want phones without cameras! by onyxruby · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Not so. I have been provided a cell phone on only a handful of contracts over the years. Without question it is an expectation I have seen from almost every contract I have ever done to have my own cell phone. It is considered as much an expected tool of the trade as a laptop or screwdriver. What I have seen far more commonly is to be reimbursed my cell phone bill whilst on contract.

      I cant think of a single contract I have been on in the last decade where a personal cell phone was not allowed. Perhaps retail pulls that kind of thing, but I haven't seen it in industry or government yet. The reality of the matter is that many contracts are on short notice and do not last long enough to justify issuing a cell phone. This does not change the fact that a cell phone is still very much needed on these contracts.

    9. Re:I want phones without cameras! by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Well, you don't have to tell the /. crowd most employee's in such stores are as thick as polar ice. Most of us probably know 3 times as much about phones before we walk into such stores to begin with.

      Note that I've got the same problem. My Palm Zire 71 is banned as well. Not that I can see the security personel find out about the camera in that particular device. It wouldn't be useful anyway, the resolution is way to low to steal the interesting stuff.

    10. Re:I want phones without cameras! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her husband works for a company that does lenses. They buy phones, take them apart to verify their lenses are being used. After that, they toss the phones.

      Ummm, why do they verify that their lenses are being used?

    11. Re:I want phones without cameras! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Know this won't really help the longterm problem. But I recently had to buy a phone from verizon. I went to a store, same thing, expensive models with too many features.

      I called the 800 number. They had models no longer in the store, and cheaper. I also found them easier to deal with. They sent it to me in two days.

      The stores suck, but you might have a few more options on the phone. If you have the patience.

    12. Re:I want phones without cameras! by dswensen · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be useful anyway, the resolution is way to low to steal the interesting stuff.

      See, that's why you need to get the Zire 72!

    13. Re:I want phones without cameras! by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      Probably something along the lines of verifying that their product is making it to market.

      If their lenses aren't making it to market, then they need to find out why the manufactures aren't tusing their lenses and fix the issue.

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    14. Re:I want phones without cameras! by itsthebin · · Score: 1, Informative

      the original nokia n-gage symbian OS , bluetooth and GPRS , hardware MP3 and FM radio in stereo , and takes up to a 1gig MMC. and * no shite camera for taking blurry pictures *

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    15. Re:I want phones without cameras! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact on Verizon's website on their phone list they have "PalmOne Treo 600 Smartphone No Camera" clearly listed if you are too lazy to browse. Other triband phones such as the Nokia 6015i and Samsung SCH-a650 are clearly listed.

      I can understand the frustration shopping in stores for phones. Salespeople I've experenced really have NO clue what so ever. If you need specific features and you MUST shop at a store, find what you want first and ask for it by name.

    16. Re:I want phones without cameras! by adric · · Score: 2, Funny
      People working at Verizon Store want to be around technology and cool stuff, but were turned down for a job at Best Buy.
      Too honest?
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    17. Re:I want phones without cameras! by goodchef · · Score: 1
      Either the sales people were clueless and/or trying to sell more expensive models (probable), or I smell bullshit (possible).

      I just bought a phone from Verizon's online store, and 7 of the 15 phone models don't have cameras. If you want a PDA/phone combo, 3 of the 4 models they sell don't have a camera (counting the Treo 600, which can be purchased with or without the camera for the same price.)

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      "Inflammable means flammable? What a strange country!" -Dr. Nick, The Simpsons

    18. Re:I want phones without cameras! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Verizon, Can you hear me now?

      New slogan:

      Can you see up her skirt now?

    19. Re:I want phones without cameras! by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      So that store only had three models that fit your basic criteria. What was wrong with those models?

      I wouldn't want a camera phone because they aren't anywhere nearly as good as my standalone digital camera, I doubt a standard mobile phone will ever be as good without a major shift in optical technologies.

    20. Re:I want phones without cameras! by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      You complain that Verizon has no camera-less phones, yet they had three from which to choose. You walked out a happy (?) customer. I don't see the problem.

    21. Re:I want phones without cameras! by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      I did see the PDA / Phone combo, but it was around $400 - out of my price range. Unfortunately they had jack squat below that. I finally ended up buying a closeout audiovox model. I would have happily laid out $200 for the right cell phone, more than most of their models, but didn't have the option.

    22. Re:I want phones without cameras! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently the problem is that there are other people who are buying the wrong kind of phones, thus reducing his choice. Obviously camera phones should be banned, so that the efforts of the phone providers could be concentrated on the models that he prefers.

      Actually, that kind of thinking ("those dumb people are buying the wrong phones") reminds me of the complaints we've been hearing about a certain election... ("those dumb people voted the wrong person")

    23. Re:I want phones without cameras! by sciencewhiz · · Score: 1

      I was in the same situation and am very happy with the LG VX3200 that I got.

    24. Re:I want phones without cameras! by goodchef · · Score: 1

      Sadly, their selection of tri-mode phones is dismal, and that of cheap bluetooth phones is nonexistent.

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      "Inflammable means flammable? What a strange country!" -Dr. Nick, The Simpsons

  51. They are banned at my work.. by crotherm · · Score: 1


    In fact, all recording devices are banned, whether they be audio, video, photo, or a mix. Considering where I work, it makes sense.

    I just hope they keep making phones without all that crap.

    --
    "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable" - JFK
    1. Re:They are banned at my work.. by arose · · Score: 1
      Considering where I work, it makes sense.
      Hell? :-D
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      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
  52. Agreed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look out, look out! It's a paediatrician!

    A paedwhat?

    Who cares? Burn its house!

    1. Re:Agreed. by Moderatbastard · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'm too busy smashing all the pedaloes at the local pond.

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  53. Oblig by mod_critical · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia, you take picture of camera!

    1. Re:Oblig by Guillermito · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, Cameras take pictures of YOU!

      Oh! Wait...!

  54. Public Place by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 1

    Lawmakers aren't exactly falling all over themselves to eliminate government and corporate owned cameras in public places, or create laws notifying people of their presence.

    So, why are they pretending to be horrified by private cameras?

  55. No - In Korea by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2, Funny

    so it's "REEZE!!!"

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    It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
  56. Gargoyles by Detritus · · Score: 1

    What are they going to do when people routinely wear image capture/enhancement devices to compensate for disabilities or to improve their senses?

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  57. banned from fitness centres? by evilmousse · · Score: 1

    -tfa-Many schools, fitness centres and local councils have also banned them over fears about privacy and misuse. -/tfa-

    mmmmm, illicit fitness centre pr0n.
    i'll have to make a new section of my gameboy-camera pr0n site.

  58. I agree with the flash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree, all the sexy ladies must be made to flash when I'm taking a picture of them.

  59. Forbidding them should work by catbutt · · Score: 1

    Sure, you could sneak a cell phone in, but you can also sneak a camera in. The point of using a cell phone rather than a camera is that the cell phone appears innocuous.

    You are of course right that jamming them won't work.

  60. It's ok for corps and govs, just not citizens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So its ok for corporations and government to constantly have us on camera, but cameras in the hands of the average citizen, no that's bad.

  61. What about government cameras? by Mrs.+Grundy · · Score: 1

    It is interesting that the government is suddenly concerned about the privacy implication of cameras now that they are in the hands of citizens. When the government puts cameras up everywhere they certainly don't announce when your image is captured--in fact they usually make them small and tuck them hign in a corner. When people complain that 'security' cameras are encroaching on their privacy the typical response is: "you have no resonable expectaion of privacy here."

    So I think a good piggyback for this legislation would be a requirement that the government inform you everytime it collects information about you--including taking your picture. That would kill it in a hurry.

    1. Re:What about government cameras? by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      When people complain that 'security' cameras are encroaching on their privacy the typical response is: "you have no resonable expectaion of privacy here."


      Ladies and gentlemen, that would be your cue to pull out your camera phones and start snapping pictures of the annoying speaker. He'll have to either eat his words or prove himself a hypocrite. :)

  62. Why just camera phones? by maokh · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I dont understand how a camera phone is *any* different than a traditional camera or digital camera.

    I can find very small, compact, quiet digital cameras in the shape of watches and pens at the local Walmart. Some film cameras are also very small. I'd much rather do this than the ass 320x240 blurromatic I have on my Sanyo 8100.

  63. More of a risk than a regular camera by catbutt · · Score: 1

    Because cell phones appear to be just a cell phone, and that the person has another reason for having it other than taking pictures.

  64. Of course all camera phones should have flash... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where else are they going to store the pictures?

  65. Tape! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry... just thought there needed to be a few more posts about tape.

  66. Front end security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is really dumb. Any security measure that is placed in the control of the user is bound to fail. You can easily rip out the "loud" speaker, or tape over the flash bulb with some aluminum tape. They can either ban the cameras from public places (not an option IMO) or implement tough penalties for the violators. Those are the only two viable options. Well and banning all cameras... (shhh don't give them any ideas...)

    I don't understand why .govs are treating this as a new problem. Portable cameras have existed for a long time. Pervs taking pics in public is nothing new. So there are a lot more cameras in public places now, so what? I for one always assume that I'm being watched when I'm in a public place, and I act accordingly.

  67. That sound you just heard... by mojotooth · · Score: 1

    ...was the cheering of cellphone battery manufacturers all over the world.

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    -- Mojo Tooth : exploring our world as only an idiot can.
  68. Work Issues by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I recently got a cell phone and of the models they had in the store only two did not have a camera.

    I called the salesman over and explained that my work location is a military/government location where classified work is done, and cameras are prohibited on the premises. Only two phones did not have a camera. I told him that if all their cell phones had a camera, then it was pointless to subscribe to their services as I would not be able to use it at work.

    He happened to be an ex-marine and understood my point, and would pass that on to his superiors.

    Cell phones have way too many gadgets that I'll never use (games? text messaging? please), all at the expense of increased consumption of battery power. If I only use it as a phone, the battery only lasts a little over two hours use. This is not an attractive trend.

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    1. Re:Work Issues by ilyanep · · Score: 0

      Actually, I hate my old cell phone only for lack of interesting games. I think that it would be a good idea to have a basic cell phone and then a loaded cell phone -- depending on who you are. When it comes to battery consumption, games and SMS don't take up batteries unless you use them.

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      ~Ilyanep
      To get message, take amount of carrier pigeons at each stage mod 2. Then decode binary.
    2. Re:Work Issues by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Features don't usually affect battery life when you don't use them. My phone has a camera, but I still get 4-5 hours of talk time and/or up to 48 hours of standby with the standard battery, despite lesser claims of 3h/36h by the manufacturer.

    3. Re:Work Issues by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 1

      Amen.

      My phone is three years old, doesn't even have a color screen, and the battery STILL outlasts most modern phones despite the fact that that battery only can get about 50% capacity now.

      If I don't make a lot of calls, I can get about a week out of a charge.

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      "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living."

      - Seneca
  69. Short term memory by UnHolier+than+ever · · Score: 3, Funny
    Anyone remember that Dilbert?
    Now, seriously? Anyone remembers it? It's three days old! Ok, slashdot readers might have a short attention span, but come on....
  70. In Japan... by ChibiOne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... all cell phones make a "shutter" sound, precisely to prevent rouge snappers from taking underskirt shots.
    This, of course, can go unnoticed in crowded, noisy areas.
    (I should know... I took a DECENT picture of a schoolgirl group one day, they all gave me angry looks... Hey, I was just taking a picutre of a cultural icon!)

    1. Re:In Japan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure it wasn't in a bathroom?

  71. Ummmm... by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except for member of the Official Monster Raving Looney Party (who are too nuts to be paranoid), that would be most of the population of the UK. Hmmm. Maybe we could tie this in with the Mars landings. But then you'd have to find a way to brew a decent cup of tea at such a low atmospheric pressure.

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    1. Re:Ummmm... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      The MRLP aren't entirely nuts. Personally, I am inclined to suspect they would make a refreshing alternative to the incumbents... :-D

  72. Symbolic legislation by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is symbolic legislation at it's best. It is not designed to actually solve a problem, but to have the appearance of a solution. This way, some group of do-gooders can feel like they have accomplished something. Their opinion of the law would not change even if they were informed of how easy this "solution" would be to defeat. In otherwords, it's to save the children.

  73. That's Interesting by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Do you tell the secret ninja teams that routinely penetrate your security to steal your trade secrets to leave their cameras up front, too?

    Speaking of which... (Yes, it is a shameless plug for Thinkgeek.)

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    1. Re:That's Interesting by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Do you tell the secret ninja teams that routinely penetrate your security to steal your trade secrets to leave their cameras up front, too?

      True spies probably use tie-clasp, button, and hairdoo cameras. Are they going to start strip-searching everybody to prevent such?

    2. Re:That's Interesting by JWW · · Score: 1

      Actual spies would be breaking the law. Any company that used breaking and entering or treaspassing to get trade secrets would be in a enourmous amount of trouble.

      If, however, your company doesn't take any action to protect your trade secrets and they get out, well, then you're out of luck. So, no, ninja teams aren't really a problem, but knowingly letting someone in with a camera could cost us trade secrets.

  74. Three days, 8 hours by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember that Dilbert?

    Hmm, the link says it was 3 days ago... Don't tell me! I'll get it! Let's see, today's Wednesday, that means yesterday was Tuesday, then Monday, then-- Oh, yeah, that would have been Sunday!

    Ok, I know I got the Sunday paper because it's still here on the couch, keeping the pizza grease off the cushions. Dilbert... Dilbert... Let's see, back page of the funnies, right below "Frank & Ernest"...

    Nope, it's just not there anymore. I'm a slashdotter. Anything more than four hours old has been flushed from the stack.
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  75. Patch Patch Pazch by mutant+mouse · · Score: 1

    I am going to vouyerpatch my mobile's romz..... Im going out snap out the naughty bits of code, which are not allowing me to snap naghty bits of people....

  76. Sure you do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called insurance.

  77. Isn't this the same country... by nebaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that has video cameras everywhere? If it is ok for the government, why not the everyday citizen?

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    1. Re:Isn't this the same country... by loraksus · · Score: 0, Troll

      See, you're doing something called "thinking". There isn't room for that here, just sound bites and mindless drivel.

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    2. Re:Isn't this the same country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry can't resist...
      What do you mean Slashdot or England???

    3. Re:Isn't this the same country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit, no, don't feel like you have to hold back.
      Damn good point.

    4. Re:Isn't this the same country... by centauri · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that the differences are

      A) The goverment cameras aren't operated in a clandestine manner, whereas someone could be using a camera phone while pretending to talk on the phone.
      B) The government cameras don't go into private places like bathrooms and locker rooms, while the personal cameras can.

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    5. Re:Isn't this the same country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean Slashdot or England???

      Yes

    6. Re:Isn't this the same country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C) The government cameras are GOVERNMENT cameras. Good luck getting government anywhere to limit its own power.

    7. Re:Isn't this the same country... by danila · · Score: 1

      A) Government doesn't inform people that they are being recorded. Private businesses usually do when they have cameras in the premises, but not the government.
      B) Camera phones don't go into private places either. The last time I checked, locker rooms where public. Bathrooms can be both private and public, but guess what, good luck in sneaking a camera phone into a private bathroom when I go thare. :)

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    8. Re:Isn't this the same country... by centauri · · Score: 1

      A) That doesn't matter in this case. If you can see a camera, it's safe to assume you're being recorded. Camera phones are small and unobstrusive and can easily take pictures without the subject's knowledge. If the government is using small or hidden cameras, that's a separate issue.
      B) Locker rooms may be public, but the people who disrobe there have a reasonable expectation that pictures of them will not be taken.

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    9. Re:Isn't this the same country... by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for everywhere but I do know that everywhere I've been in UK where there's been fixed CCTV cameras there have also been signs advising you that they're there and that you could be recorded. The police have mobile camera vans, which are distinctively marked and have warning posted on them as to what they are.

      Some agencies almost certainly do do covert recording but the nature of the work they do means that before they record you they will have at least a reasonable suspicion that you are involved in illegal activity and are recording you to gather evidence.

      Stephen

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    10. Re:Isn't this the same country... by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Insightful? Come on ...

      Cameras are not everywhere. For a start, they are not in changing rooms, which is probably what this "UK group" is majorly concerned about.

      I see lots of slashdotters mocking the idea with "oh, a piece of tape would get around this, ha ha ha", but no-one actually addressing the root cause of the problem, which is that the invention of digital video recording devices small enough to go un-noticed brings into being a new crime.

      I don't have kids, but if I did, I am sure that in the back of my mind would be the suspicion that maybe they were being recorded when they go to swim practice. Paranoid? Of course, but here on slashdot I am in good company - just look at any discussion. We're all worried about something that not a lot of other people are.

      So what's the solution? Change the law? Change the technology? Change society? Change nothing and mock those who point out that something's not quite right?

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    11. Re:Isn't this the same country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what a weird argument.

      it's ok for the gubberment because of their mandate from the voters. this gives them authority to do things individuals can't, you know, like make laws, lock people up, start wars, raise taxes, use accepted methods to monitor for crime.

      er, in fact that's what a government is.

      and that's before we get to the obvious, which is that cameras in public places are not allowed to be concealed, and surveiled areas have signs marking them as such.

  78. Misleading by BarryNorton · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If the apostrophe were placed correctly we'd just be left with poor grammar suggesting that this is somehow a widely held and significant opinion.

    It's actually one small organisation's attempt at getting pulibicity by re-hashing what's already been suggested in other countries as if they've ever had a novel idea.

  79. DRM is the way forward by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 1

    I can't wait for a DRM solution for this problem whereby the CCD (or subequent image processing unit) will automatically reject any shot not sufficiently illuminated. It could even automatically erase bad shots.

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  80. Perhaps something like this instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Camera Watch

    I mean lets face it. With the convergence of technologies today eventually you would end up banning everything.

  81. Well belive it or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Phones with cameras are illegal in Saudia Arabia. The intersting part is that the law cannot be inforced, almost every body has one, and they are using abusively.

    That said, i dont have one of those, and am not planning to get one, I consider it to be quite disturbing to have the feeling that someone might take a pic of me unkowingly what whether position i am in.
    But i have to admit that the law is stupid though, so i consider it like spam, there is a law against it, but i keep on getting them, and there is nothing i can do about it currently.

    1. Re:Well belive it or not by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1

      So you think it's wrong to be able to take a photo in public?

      You know, it doesn't *actually* take away part of your spirit...

    2. Re:Well belive it or not by mlk · · Score: 1

      Can you prove that?

      Last I checked, you have no way of mesuring "spirit", so how do you know you don't have 10% less than before the photo was taken? :D

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  82. Will make for horrible pictures by mudimba · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, using a flash attached to a camera will almost always ruin a picture. Having a light source at the same place as the lens means you lose shadows and everything looks flat. The lawmakers are clearly not artists.

  83. The Gym by midifarm · · Score: 1

    My gym proihibits the use of camera-cellphones in the locker room. I can see their point. Peace

    1. Re:The Gym by lazy_playboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that's fair enough - if you don't like the rule don't use the locker room. That's no reason to extend the rule to general public spaces though.

  84. Just what we need! by Onimaru · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I had been thinking lately that people using cell phones in public weren't quite annoying enough, so really this legislation is an answer to my prayers.

    Hopefully to follow will be something that will make phones emit garbled conversation loudly while they're being used as phones as well. Loud beeps to tell what numbers are being pressed would also be nice.

    Seriously, if you go out in public, you run the risk of being seen. Sometimes you might even be recorded being out and about. There are privacy concerns, then there is silliness. Anything that other people are allowed around does not have an expectation of privacy, so invading my privacy further with noise pollution is not only non-productive, but counterproductive.

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  85. The Register by fugspit · · Score: 1

    The Register has an article explaining how barking, repressive and unworkable this idea is.

  86. The British are wanting this? by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The same British who have 10 surveillance cameras on every street corner?

    1. Re:The British are wanting this? by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, weird thing that. I've seen places where you can actually see the monitors they use to watch the camera's. You could very well take pictures of those and never be spotted :)

    2. Re:The British are wanting this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap! Someone has stolen the 10 cameras off the street corner outside the office! Call the secret police! Ooops sorry. For a second I forgot I live in the real United Kingdom and not the imaginary American idea of the United Kingdom. My mistake.

    3. Re:The British are wanting this? by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      Except we don't. Some areas do have CCTV camera surveilance, shopping areas mostly, which tends to be a mixture of police and private (shops monitoring their own store fronts). They are very clearly sign posted with warnings that if you enter that area you will be under CCTV observation.

      The problem with the phone cameras is that there is plenty of anecdotal evidence (and photographic evidence) of people taking them into places where a fixed CCTV camera would not be allowed and taking pictures whilst appearing to be making a call or just holding their phone. Apparently there is a roaring trade in photographs of naked children in swimming pool changing areas and of 'up skirt' shots taken with such phones.

      I don't think that this proposed law will have any noticable real effect. It's just something so that those responsible for public safety can be seen to be doing something about the problem, without going to the effort of actually doing something about it.

      I think a much more effective solution would be to arrest the people using these phones and dump them on some island somewhere until they die.

      Stephen

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  87. From the country that brought you citywide CCTV by Discotechnica · · Score: 1

    Funny how the English are complaining about camera phones when they were one of the first to place the entire downtown core of a city under continuous video surveilance!

  88. Too much recording capability these days... by default+luser · · Score: 1

    I have been saying for the longest time that people would start to hear the grumble turn to a loud roar once it became hard to buy a cellphone without a camera plus a dozen other funky widgets, and once people started to get photoed/taped/recorded form all sides without warning.

    Of course, my employer doesn't care that it's getting harder to avoid recording features in products. I cannot come on-site with a complete video, photo or audio recording device.

    Did you notice that most of the digital audio PLAYERS now include RECORD capabilities and provide built-in microphones for your convenience? I dunno about you, but the last time I wanted to RECORD something, I didn't reach for a shitty microphone and recorder that was added as an afterthought to bloat a feature list.

    Honestly, I bought a Muvo TX a little while back to replace my older model, and damned if those fools didn't add a built-in microphone with the new generation. Suffice it to say, the mp3 player I bought to use AT WORK could get me fired...until I took the time to void the warranty, crack open the case, and disable the microphone with pliers. Here's a GREAT idea: how about a FIRMWARE update that physically disables the recording hardware, so I have SOME defense if I get caught with a MUSIC PLAYER that just happens to be a voice recorder at work. But no, companies don't give a shit...they pile on the features.

    God, I hate some aspects of convergence. So many features that so many people WANT to think they're cool and useful enough to use often. Really, do people need the ability to snap crappy pictures every time they see a chicken crossing the road? Is a crappy, low-bitrate recording any better of a reminder to you than a post-it-note? We've gotten some NICE features from convergence that don't affect the usability of the phone, like say, simple organizers built-in to the phone. But CAMERAS and MICROPHONES add weight, plus they cross a line that most people weren't expecting to cross when they went shopping for a mobile PHONE. If this is the path convergence is going to take, all these small gains could be made worthless by the problems caused by this "recording mania".

    Sorry, I just had to rant.

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    1. Re:Too much recording capability these days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I like having a MICROPHONE in my mobile PHONE.

      The CAMERA well, is useless to me (work rules).

  89. Dilbert Cartoon by Paster+Of+Muppets · · Score: 1

    Everybody better hurry up and see that cartoon, coz the link expires 30 days after the cartoon is published. Try viewing the one for 31 days ago (the last date not included on the calendar at the top of the Dilbert window) and you won't be able to get it.

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  90. Obvious troll, obvious reply by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

    Exactly how are people taking "illicit" pictures with cell phones, that they couldn't take with ordinary digital cameras?

    If some dude pulls out a cell phone in the locker room and starts snapping pics of you nude, how would you know? Is he checking voice messages and caller ID or is he reviewing his new vouyeristic collection for web posting?

  91. Cameras and recording devices in Nokia buildings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a regular visitor to Nokia buildings I have to mention that you have to sign a note, which bans cameras and recording devices. I've asked about the phones (some of which Nokia has given me for projects) those are fine according to the not so knowledgeable, but always so accomodating security staff.

  92. Camera phones are stupid. by affliction · · Score: 1

    A friend just sent me an email with an image of his new girlfriend taken with his camera phone. It was incredibly small and had horrible resolution. I think she was hot. I am also fairly certain she was a girl, but from that wondeful camera phone photo, there was just no telling.

    If I want to take a picture, I'm going to go buy a camera. I can get a ultra low end $50 digital camera that will make me look like Ansel Adams compared to the crap those phones turn out.

    Perhaps I am missing the big pictures. Ha Ha.

  93. They're gonna have to do better than that.. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    The issue here isn't that there's technology that can take your picture without you knowing - no, that technology has been around for the best part of a century, the issue today is that the peasant masses now have access to that technology! Its like giving caveman lighters - they could make fire before, but now they're all gonna be burning down everything in sight! I think governments have to face facts: cameras are not going to go away, forcing them to flash or make noise is going to last as long as one of the commoners discovers that you can put your finger over the flash or speaker, or break it. The thing is, most people don't intend to do anything wrong with their cameras, they have loads of great uses and anyone who does want to do something dodgy is just going to do it anyway, like they have done for years. The greatest privacy issue with camera phones isnt that people have cameras, its that there are situations when you say "i wish i had a camera" and now you do.

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  94. my current phone by da2 · · Score: 1

    the phone i'm currently using (Samsung E700) seems to have the compulsory noise when taking a picture, luckily though you can turn it off using the service menu, which can be reached through typing a code in.

    please note that i did not do this so that i can take some upskirt photos or anything, however tempting that might be, but simply because that infernal noise irritates the shit out of me.

    1. Re:my current phone by man_ls · · Score: 1

      Information about the service menu?

      My phone's snap noise annoys the shit out of me, and totally kills the ability to take quick pictures of things.

      email jkoebel@nospam.gmail.com if you don't wanna post it here.

    2. Re:my current phone by da2 · · Score: 1

      type in *#8999*8378#
      press 2 (H/W test)
      press 2 (Audio Settings)
      press 3 (Melody Gain)
      clear the "6" that you see on the screen, and then change that to 0...then press save 6 times or until you get mack to the audio settings screen
      close the phone flip
      open and change keytone to highest then to the lowest (side key)
      go to camera and take a photo
      no sound!

  95. Mandatory Flash for Cameras Is Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now when I take out my camera phone in the U.K. around pretty girls, they'll be required to flash me!

    Yay!

    What's that? The phone has to flash? That's dumb. Who'd want to see a naked phone?

    What? ... Flash of light? Bah.

  96. And what about keychain cameras? by cmoney · · Score: 1

    Like this one from Philips? Even smaller than any camera phone and 2megapixels to boot. The only thing these measures stop are "crimes" of opportunity.

  97. appearance of doing something... by wsanders · · Score: 1

    .. is what it's all about. There are cameras in every SF Bay Area (CA) subway car, with silly little flashing LEDs that I'm sure serve no purpose other than to make people aware that somewhere there is some overpaid BART droid who gets $90,000 per year to rewind the VCR cartridges in every train car.

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    1. Re:appearance of doing something... by mpe · · Score: 1

      There are cameras in every SF Bay Area (CA) subway car, with silly little flashing LEDs that I'm sure serve no purpose other than to make people aware that somewhere there is some overpaid BART droid who gets $90,000 per year to rewind the VCR cartridges in every train car.

      If they need to save a bit of cash all they need fit is a box with a flashing LED... Even better have boxes with flashing LEDs which might or might not contain a camera.

    2. Re:appearance of doing something... by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Real video cameras generally don't have flashing LEDs. That tends to be reserved for the fake ones.

  98. A more reasoned approach by davidwr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think some country in the Far East already requires an audiable sound when you take a picture on a camera phone.

    A more reasonable approach is to say that when you are not in a public place, you have an limited expectation of privacy that includes not being photographed without notice. If someone does violate your privacy and takes your photograph, you have a right to enjoin them from distributing it and a right to recover damages if it has already been distributed.

    Personally, I like the idea of cameras giving off some kind of warning before they take a picture. It's polite. Everything being equal, I'd buy a phone with that feature before buying one without it. However, this should be "disableable" on a per-picture basis, when the warning itself would ruin the picture. You don't want your camera-phone picture of a cute furry animal ruined because it flashed or beeped before it snapped.

    Should this be regulated?
    I'd prefer the industry to come to a standard "warning" rather than have it be a government mandate.

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    1. Re:A more reasoned approach by babybird · · Score: 1

      Personally, I like the idea of cameras giving off some kind of warning before they take a picture. It's polite.

      Or another idea, the person using the camera (phone) could provide this warning themselves. Polite is not a camera that flashes or beeps when taking a picture, polite is a camera user who asks for permission.

      If we continue to legistlate away common courtesy, we may forget what it actually is. And the idea of this coming from the UK whose people are known for their politeness, isn't that silly!

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    2. Re:A more reasoned approach by mlk · · Score: 1

      Hi, do you mind if I take a picture of your underware?

      Nah, does not really work... :D

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  99. Extra pointless by cgenman · · Score: 1

    Not only is it a crappy way to suck up all of the power in a system, it also adds unnecessarily to to cost and hardly ever does what it's supposed to. Besides, with phones' built-in browsers, Flash is becoming standard anyway.

    Oh, you meant the other kind of Flash. Nevermind.

    1. Re:Extra pointless by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      I was hoping, while reading the headline, that they were going to require Flash memory in all phones, i.e. flash-upgradability of the firmware. I thought 'cool, easily installed free-OS replacement.'

      IOW- the third kind of Flash.

  100. If that's mandatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... because of worries of people taking pictures in locker rooms, etc, then I would like to make it manditory for old dudes to wear some sort of clothing in the locker rooms too

  101. Why? by Gray · · Score: 1

    Do you have the right not to be photographed? Not anywhere I know of, and rightfully so. The abuse that would be possible with such a right boggles the mind.

    If I'm not breaking some other law (trespassing, etc), why shouldn't I be able to take a picture of whatever I want?

  102. Re:Circumvented... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Circumcised with duct tape??? Fucking jews.
    oh wait...

  103. RFID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just set the do not copy bit in the rfid that the goverment will soon require to be imbedded into your person. If the camera takes the picture, it will be in violation of the DMCA or some other draconian copyright law and somebody will be in serious trouble.

  104. In related news... by ChoyLeeFut · · Score: 1

    Tiny digital camcorders will be required to use 100,000 candlepower illumination and emit a "whirring" noise of no less than 90dB.

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  105. Dilbert. by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1

    AND YOU AREN'T EVEN BANNING REGULAR CAMERAS!!!
    http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilb ert-20041114.html

  106. With the way things are going... by Performaman · · Score: 0

    they'll require your eyes to make a noise when you use them.

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  107. Fart device by dindi · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... and I want everyone near me to wear a device that emits a thick purple smoke every time the person farts ..... too much beans here in Costa Rica :)

    more seriously: what about my digital camera (nikon) that does not make a sound, and almost as small as my phone ?
    What about non digitals, that are quiet ?
    seriously, what if my phone does not flash ?
    What if I duct-tape it so it does not flash ?

    Let's just enforce more shit everywhere on people, we do not have enogh crap regulations, let's invent a few !!! yeee

  108. How hard? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    How hard could they possibly make it to disable the flash and/or speaker? I also find it ironic that this is coming from the UK, the most surveilled country in the world (tinfoil hat conspiracies aside).

  109. Here's to stupid tech ideas by MadChicken · · Score: 1

    Yeah a PHONE and a CAMERA -- TOGETHER! Brilliant! Brilliant! Because they are logically in the same functional category! I know, let's put a BLENDER and a PHONE together next! Oh, it's been done? Hmm. Are there two other trendy things we can slap together? Let's see, a Segway, and... A FREE LCD MONITOR... I can smell 3) Profit! a mile away!

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    1. Re:Here's to stupid tech ideas by lxs · · Score: 1

      Why not combine a banana and a phone?

  110. just outlaw dresses by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

    Why not just outlaw dresses if everyone is so worried about it? If a woman is so afraid of someone seeing her panties then she should stop wearing short skirts. Pretty soon men will be arrested for merely glancing (staring has already been outlawed) at an attractive woman.

    Any country where only the government can take your picture without permission is not one that I would want to live in.

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  111. Moral panic by danila · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a great example of moral panic, for which UK is notorious. Have you personally witnessed a situation where a camera phone was used for illicit purpose? May be any of your friends or relatives fell fictim to camera-equipped voyeurs, who posted their gym pics on the web? Personally I think this is really blown out of proportions.

    There's always been voyeur porn, much of which was "professionally" done with willing models. And there has never been a significant number of incidents with camera phones - may be a few tens, a few hundreds worldwide, hardly a reason to legislate (but of course, who needs reason today...).

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  112. anti-bush by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

    I think it's more like:

    #Include <Obligatory_anti-bush_rant.h>

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    1. Re:anti-bush by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

      I considered that, but you have to quote the "<". I figured it'd mess up anybody who tried to do a cut and past. Besides, the "quote" form indicates something that's owned by me as opposed to system-wide. I figure that's appropriate.

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    2. Re:anti-bush by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

      The point is, the designers of C were leftist commies, so it makes sense that they would have included said rant by defualt.

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  113. if you don't like your picture taken, don't go out by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    maybe folks should not get so uptight about having a photo taken of themselves. so what if someone takes your picture? don't do things in public that you wouldn't want a picture of. don't want an upskirt photo of yourself? cross your legs when you sit down. don't want someone taking a picture of your cleavage? cover it up. i mean you if you go out in public like that, hundreds of people are looking at you anyway, so what's the difference?

    i am not a woman, so i am open to the idea that i simply don't understand this ... but ladies, don't flatter yourselves. do you think it is some prize for a guy to get a crappy out of focus blurry dark picture of 1/4 of your breast popping out of your shirt? it's not. that and more can be seen anywhere. on the tv, internet, in your local mall. whatever. everyone has seen an upskirt photo, and they are silly. some blurry low-quality picture of the dark inside of someone's skirt. who cares?!?!

  114. Re:if you don't like your picture taken, don't go by Magickcat · · Score: 1

    Quite right Farble, please post your address, and I'll arrange to take a few spicy shots of you next time you are in the toilet. Oh, the pleasure of catching you whilst urinating - I'm sure you understand. PS - What are you wearing at the moment?

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  115. no from an artistic stand point by shaneFalco · · Score: 1

    Most photographers hate flash... it fucks up detail.... granted camera phones suck at pictures to begin with, but this is an added level of suck because people can't use the damn things responsibly

  116. Manufacturers already follow rules by mishmash · · Score: 2, Informative

    Motorola flip phones sold in the UK don't have the capibility to take a photo while they are closed. There is a shutter button on the outside to enable this but I believe it is disabled by software in the UK following concerns such as those raised in the article.

    1. Re:Manufacturers already follow rules by DavidpFitz · · Score: 1
      Motorola flip phones sold in the UK don't have the capibility to take a photo while they are closed. There is a shutter button on the outside to enable this but I believe it is disabled by software in the UK following concerns such as those raised in the article.
      Rubbish I say! My Moto V3 RAZR, direct from Orange takes a photo with the flip closed. I just have to hold down one of the side buttons when it's closed and viola - a picture is taken.
  117. What law would that be? by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

    passign a law saying that you cant take peoples pictures without their permission. Which in fact we allready have.

    Do you mean the US or the UK? In the States there is no law curtailing people's abilities to photograph people in public spaces, notwithstanding NYC's recent attempt to outlaw photography in the subways. From what I understand, there is an unwritten doctrine that the "eye cannot trespass" which protects people's abilities to take pictures of whatever and whomever they want from when occupying public spaces. In other words, I can set up a telephoto lense in the street and take pix of your living room without breaking laws concerning photography.

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  118. Menu Options? by Lihtan · · Score: 1

    Don't be surprised to see a menu option somewhere to disable this (or a hacked firmware update). My Sony Handycam has a buried menu option to disable the record light. Mind you though, this is the same camera that lets you activate NightShot in broad daylight, so a few things may have changed since then...

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  119. Tetsuo's cameo appearance in Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out the Dilbert comics, dude, last panel.

    BTW, you are such a geek for checking this one out.

  120. regular cameras by Sebastard · · Score: 1

    The Dilbert strip makes a good point.

    I have a Canon SD-10, 4 megapixel camera. It's actually smaller than my Sony Ericsson cell phone.

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  121. You don't have a right to privacy in public. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should someone's rights to take public photos be abridged?

  122. Not all phones by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    What's really funny about this, is that they really are just talking about cameras that are built into phones -- not cameras in general! So, if you're going to take a picture up someone's skirt, make sure you don't use a noisy/flashy camera phone, or she'll ask, "Mr. Smart, do you have a phone in your shoe, or are you just glad to see me?"

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  123. Samsung by gelstudios · · Score: 1

    Samsung has been shipping phones with the shutter sound permanently enabled, even in "silent mode"

    I hate "interface noises", especially the shutter sound.

    I emailed their customer service to ask about turning if off on my sgh-p107, they said it was not possible because of a government regulation

    1. Re:Samsung by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      What country? Can you try to ask their customer service dept in a different country where they won't be subject to this regulation?

  124. Another explanation for those cams by empaler · · Score: 1

    They might be there as a deterrent with regards to theft and violence.

    Either that, or they're there to annoy you.

    Either way, I win as I've never been to SF...

  125. What will they do when cameras are under a pound? by argent · · Score: 1

    What will they do when stick-on wireless webcams and scriptable flashcams cost about the same as those cheap digital watches they give away as prizes in happy meals?

    THIS WAR IS LOST, you better welcome the transparent society or prepare for a police state.

  126. Gotta love reactionary politics by empaler · · Score: 1

    Yeah, instead of having visionary politicians, let's instead vote into office those who simply react to headlines.
    No need for people who actually spend all their time looking into what can be done to make the world a better place, no we just need the papers to tell us what's wrong, and the right (wing?) politicians to start a fuss about these things.

    Please note:
    The reason I use the right wing as the example here is that where I live (Denmark), the most reactionaries are placed in right-of-(Danish-)center parties.
    This would, in the US translate to somewhere around the centre.

  127. Quick fix by empaler · · Score: 1

    Just ban phones altogether.

    They just hinder the learning process anyway.

  128. small cams by torrents · · Score: 2, Insightful

    phone cams are the least of most companies worries... how about spy cams (actually meant for spying) or photocopiers that double as scanners... i would put usb storage devices way above cell cams on the security threat list

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  129. B) by empaler · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure there was a case not too long ago where some teen was convicted for masturbating in a public toilet and was caught on cam, and the judge had said he had no reasonable expectation of privacy at said toilet...

    1. Re:B) by danila · · Score: 1

      Where did it happen, in Iran? I don't really have an absolute expectation of privacy when I go to a public toiler, but I DO have an expectation that there are NO cameras there and that even if there are, I can do evetything the toiler was designed for, which includes masturbation... O tempora, o mores.

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  130. Re:if you don't like your picture taken, don't go by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    first of all, please read what i said. there's a diff between photographing someone in public, and spying on them in their home. no one is breaking into people's homes and using their phone cams to sneak pictures of them on the toilet. that's not what we're talking about.

    that being said, i could care less. if someone was interested enough to see me naked or on the toilet, i'd be flattered. what's to be embarassed or upset about? the last time i checked, everyone has to pee and poop.

    if you really want to know what i'm wearing, send me an email i'd be glad to discuss it in detail.

  131. Re:if you don't like your picture taken, don't go by Magickcat · · Score: 1

    You might not mind, but many people would mind having their privacy violated. In fact, I think it's safe to say that the majority of people want some degree of privacy even when they are in a public place such as a toilet, a breast feeding room, a public pool, a change room etc.

    Woman are especially concerned for their privacy, as most women are modest more so than men, and like to be afforded some sort of respect. After all, most women are ladies, and not street hookers.

    Perhaps you don't know many women, which may be why you can't sympathise, but the majority don't want to feel violated with some pervert's camera in a toilet etc.

    Additionally, a great deal of people don't want to see you yourself going to the toilet or waving your genitals or arse around for all to see. Perhaps it would be better in that hypotetical case, if you instead stayed at home.

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  132. Re:if you don't like your picture taken, don't go by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you don't know many women, which may be why you can't sympathise, but the majority don't want to feel violated with some pervert's camera in a toilet etc.

    oooh you've insulted my manhood by suggesting i don't know many women! that was the whole point. yes CLEARY people care which is why there is a thread about this and why you typed a message, right? the point was why should people care? no physical harm or violation happens from a picture of someone's leg or tight t-shirt. modesty is not a reason in itself. it's completely arbitrary.

    Additionally, a great deal of people don't want to see you yourself going to the toilet or waving your genitals or arse around for all to see. Perhaps it would be better in that hypotetical case, if you instead stayed at home.

    well that's really fascinating information. did i ever suggest that i was a proponent of exposing myself in public? there's a difference between not giving a @#$$% if someone takes candids photos, and getting off on it. notice that if everyone wasn't so uptight about this, the problem would solve itself. the only reason "upskirt" photos are popular is because this society is so utterly repressed.

  133. Phone case by $exyNerdie · · Score: 1

    Privacy International, a London-based group, is asking that all phones flash when they are being used to take a photograph.

    A phone case can be easily designed to cover the flash light and not the lens or just the use of fingers to cover the flash might do the trick....

  134. Pot. Kettle. Black... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    Moral panic? In the US, how much time was wasted as people huffed and puffed about a one-second exposure to part of Janet Jackson's right breast during this year's Super Bowl half-time show?

    And how is it that a film like Saving Private Ryan can't be shown on US television for fear of somehow corrupting people?

    Moral panic? Moral panic? I'm sorry, did you miss the US elections where the guy who won was the one selling a message of fear rather than the one selling a message of hope?

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    1. Re:Pot. Kettle. Black... by danila · · Score: 1

      I'm not from the USA. :) Of course, this is an example of a studend surpassing its teacher. But I wonder if there is a place in the world where people are immune to this kind of nonsense...

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  135. Re:if you don't like your picture taken, don't go by Magickcat · · Score: 1

    oooh you've insulted my manhood by suggesting i don't know many women! that was the whole point. yes CLEARY people care which is why there is a thread about this and why you typed a message, right? the point was why should people care? no physical harm or violation happens from a picture of someone's leg or tight t-shirt. modesty is not a reason in itself. it's completely arbitrary.

    No, there's no insult intended, it's just clear that you don't really know much about women and how they like to be treated and the way they wish to be respected. If you were around women more, you'd know about all this sort of thing. As for modesty being an arbitary thing, put briefly, Ethical Relativism is a very old argument, that says regardless of whether ethical dilemmas are infact culturally contextual ideas, they are decided by majorities, and these rules are what is deemed right and wrong. You can argue against them all you like, but I happen to agree with the mainstream on this topic. Most philosophers agreed a long time ago, that most if not all things are not arbitary (or relative). Of course, if things are arbitary, you've invalidated your own argument, hence the reason why most people stay well clear of what you're claiming, after all, your idea is just as good as anyone's by your own arguement.

    did i ever suggest that i was a proponent of exposing myself in public? there's a difference between not giving a @#$$% if someone takes candids photos, and getting off on it. notice that if everyone wasn't so uptight about this, the problem would solve itself. the only reason "upskirt" photos are popular is because this society is so utterly repressed.

    Well, unless you're prepared to walk around bare arse naked, I think it's safe to assume that you're not prepared to practice what you advocate yourself. The fact is that whether you think people are "uptight" or not, that most people, particularily women don't want people invading their privacy and harming their sense of modesty. You may think people are uptight, but I'd say that most people would see a disregard for a woman's modesty as showing an ill mannered lout who has no charm or respect.

    I don't know where you come from, and your background, but it really isn't okay to violate people's privacy and modesty, and it's not something that they need to not be uptight about.

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  136. Re:if you don't like your picture taken, don't go by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    very good, quoting arguments from your philosophy 101 class :)

    if it were possible to lose those cultural hangups, then there'd be no demand for badly framed out of focus pictuers of a stranger's cleavage. hence, there'd be no need for silly laws requiring flashes on phone cams. now, the judgement of whether that would be a better world IS relative. i don't care either way because i don't take the pictures or look at them (usually). i am simply going on the feedback to this topic. seems to me that there are a lot of people that think it would be better if we could avoid such silly laws. but hey, if there is a demand for upskirt photos, then people will take them. like everyone has said, any technology that attempts to prevent this is easily or will easily be circumvented. i was suggesting a solution that gets at the root cause.

    there's lots of examples where societal norms are actually detrimental to society. this is a sort of silly minor example, but the larger concept is important. if you want to accept things as right and correct just because the majority of people see it that way, you'll end up with a stagnant unchanging society that never progresses. it is absolutely better that woman can vote. it is absolutely better that slavery is outlawed. there were times in the past when only a very small minority of people held these views. but i guess you'd argue that it's all realtive. one way or the other, doesn't matter. it's arbitrary.

    btw, i'm happily married with a 3 month old son. if i sure hope my wife doesn't read this and find out the truth about how i don't understand her.

  137. Re:if you don't like your picture taken, don't go by Magickcat · · Score: 1

    very good, quoting arguments from your philosophy 101 class :)
    Actually it was my third year Ethics class, but I digress.

    I agree that some societal norms are good to break, but only if they're warranted. I personally don't like the thought of people taking pictures of women without their consent at a cost to their decency. My partner for instance was groped on the train a few months back and it was extremely upsetting for her. I wouldn't see someone taking a picture of her whilst she was undressing in beach changeroom as being any different. she would be terribly upset by such a thing. I agree that people could probably loosen their taboos around their bodies somewhat, but I still think that respecting a person's privacy should be mandatory.

    I don't think that you're in danger of your wife being angry at your opinions, but I'd worry more if you suggested to her that she should allow people to photograph her breasts etc with camera phones.

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  138. London growing some balls? by jaymz-sid · · Score: 1

    Soooo it's ok for the government to have Cameras on every corner, alley, intersection and farm house. But I can't take your picture without a flash... Cause it's an invasion of privacy...

  139. Already done in Japan, just not a law.... by dea9 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This system is alreay in place in Japan.

    When your phone snaps a photo it makes a loud "click" which is pretty recognizable. Not all phones use the same sound, but they're similar.

    This system was developed to prevent guys from taking pictures up girls skirts on the subway.

    This is just the price of the social contract in Japan. Wanna have 25% of the female population wear a mini-skirt each day? Gotta have cameras that click. Doesn't seem like a bad deal to me at all.

    The interesting thing is that this isn't a law or government regulated thing at all. The phone manufacturers just decided that it was the right thing to do. There's a monoculture at work for ya.

    P.S.: No, tape will not really muffle the sound at all. It's been tried.

  140. I, for one by slaida1 · · Score: 1

    Hot grits are yesterdays news! I, for one, welcome our new steamy uncensored barely legal gym shower room overlords!

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  141. So, who's overreacting now?? by The+Privacy+Realist · · Score: 1

    Judging by the gigs of hate-mail we've been recieving today it looks like our suggestion for mandatory flashes on mobile phones has been less than well received. Good. I'm weary of tech companies dodging their responsibility to provide solutions to problems their technology creates. This reminds me of one of our recent campaigns against GMail. You all sent us gigs of hatemail on that one too. Yet all we were doing was sending a signal to Google to get its act together and FIND A DAMNED SOLUTION. They never bothered to do so. Agreed. The flash proposal is fraught with problems, and it most likely isn't the best solution. But while the likes of Nokia (in their subsequent public statement) completely disown the problem, then we'll be out there promoting heat and debate. There will be a technical solution to the problem of camera voyeurism, and I'd expect to see that solution coming from the likes of slashdot. Please get your act together folks. You don't seem to be so vitriolic about us when we're hopelessly fighting government over the likes of US VISIT, the PATRIOT Act, PNR or identity cards. Simon (Privacy International)

  142. Sorry Everybody by evilandi · · Score: 1

    On behalf of what I expect is most of the British nation: Sorry, everybody.

    These kinds of daft stories are very popular in the UK. For some reason our nation suffers from a higher than acceptable proportion of stuck-up do-gooders who not only like to stick their noses into other peoples' business, but also like to form official-sounding organisations with committies, minutes, annual general meetings, ties, tie-pins, members-only bars and more pomp and circumstance than the last night of the Proms. I'd like to think it is related to the World War II home guard and air-raid warden mentality, where civillians were treated as little more than valuable cattle, but our long island history of Gentlemens' Clubs indicates that this is something more long term, inherrent to our core psyche.

    The UK is not going to mandate that cameraphones have flashes. No way, no how, it ain't gonna happen. This is a headline-grabbing press release from a bunch of publicity-hungry nobodies. The UK has one of the highest penetrations of cameraphones, digital cellphones and general personal gadgetry in the world, not to mention our fascination with closed-circuit television monitoring (rendered pointless in a society that also invented the balaclava and tolerates the yashmack, on an island with weather so inclement that face-covering scarves and hooded clothing are a Jolly Good Idea at any time of year), so there is simply no chance of any Brit taking this suggestion seriously. It's simply bollocks journalism, press releases thoughtlessly regurgitated as sensationalist news, from the same newspaper school of dumbness that brought you the Hitler Diaries.

    Why Oh Why do we as a nation suffer these fools?

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    1. Re:Sorry Everybody by mikechant · · Score: 1

      Yes, 99% of these 'moral panics' in the UK last for about a week (if that) and then disappear without a trace. Compare that with the massive fines and clampdown in the US after the 'Janet Jackson Tit incident'...

  143. It's just out of control by TheLibero · · Score: 1

    There is no way in today's world to enforce such things since there are 100000000s other ways to take pictures. You might argue that camera phones just make it easy, but in case of companies/labs, it's just impossible. I work for a company that I have singed an NDA not to share my work info. with other third parties, and I honour my contract. But that wouldn't deter me from exposing any info. (in case i had my mind ****** up) either photographed or not. It's just impossible for them!

    As for taking photos in public places, HOW ABOUT just covering the flash light? or just break it.

    It's just rediciolus.

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  144. Doesn't have to be a visible flash by badzilla · · Score: 1

    The 4.05 firmware in my Nokia 7600 camera phone forces a very load and noticeable simulated shutter sound when I take a still photo. The previous firmware gave you the option to turn it off. Sound comes out of the innards of the phone so no putting finger over the sound hole either.

    However the same camera will happily record motion video with no indication at all :)

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  145. Its no use by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    Why bother? I have a Motorola v710, and the picture quality is so poor that I think you'd get better picture quality with a piece of chalk and a slate.

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  146. Poor straw man. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Your are renlentlessly beating him!

    Show us where in the article UK politicians are mentioned!

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  147. in America we take liberties a bit more seriously. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Right on!

    Those Brits should devolve Guantanamo to Cuba and stop their shameful behaviour.

    And they also should answer for their crimes in Abu Gharib.

    And killing people hurt and unarmed.

    And those Brits, executing teenagers and mentally deficient people.

    Honestly, they should folow the shining US example.

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  148. Ashcroft could be the worst? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think anybody who defends Ashcroft is inherently suspect.

    I mean, here's a guy that when he ran for office, the Democrats put up a dead guy. A literal DEAD GUY.

    Guess who won? Right. People who know Ashcroft (the people of Missouri) would prefer a corpse to represent them.

    Don't believe me?

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2000/11/06/politi cs /main247248.shtml

    (You'll have to get around the lameness filter all by yourself. I think the editor sucks here at Amtrak).

    The article pointed out that nobody had ever lost a senate seat to an actual corpse, so you could infer that Ashcroft must be very unique.

  149. Insightful how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when was ignorance and hyperbole 'insightful'?

  150. This Issue is for Those Who Do Not Care by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    One of the problems of management is that what ever conclusion they decide is the correct one. Photos will not change the heartless, or the mediocre; But, images of the indescribable will convince the skeptical, and those who are truly concerned.

  151. huh? by LANjackal · · Score: 1

    This is the dumbest proposal I've read about in a long while. As any camera user knows, there are situations in which flash would simply ruin a picture. And requiring a loud noise would not only be annoying, but it would drain the hell out of battery life too. Also, this regulation doesn't cover hidden or even very small digicams, many of which are far more discreet at their jobs than cellphones are or ever will be - so it doesn't solve the privacy problem. Privacy advocates are beginning to remind me of environmentalists - when they first started they were a level headed group with some good ideas. Now they've become concept fundamentalists declaring ridiculous jihads on everyday activities that are relatively harmless.

  152. Please Do Not Feed The Troll (n/t) by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

    Not much more to say there...

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  153. Some of the sameras are real . . . by wsanders · · Score: 1

    . . . since in the past they have come up with footage of incidents to release to the press...

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  154. If you outlaw cameras on phones... by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    Then only outlaws will have camera phones.