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Every 5th Call At Dell Is Spyware-Related

prostoalex writes "Financial Express quotes a Dell executive saying that spyware is installed on roughly 90% computers out there. Right now 20% of all Dell phone support calls are spyware-related. University of Washington research this March published a moderate estimate of 5.1% PCs running spyware."

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  1. Okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it's probably somewhere in between 5% and 90%...

    1. Re:Okay by superpeach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think it's probably somewhere in between 5% and 90%...
      Actually, it could be 5% or 90%. I look after machines in the towns round here for home users and businesses. Over the last few months about 90% of the jobs I have done for home users have been removing spyware or viruses, but only 5% or 10% of jobs for businesses have been spyware related.

    2. Re:Okay by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 5, Informative

      The guys who determined it was only 5% only looked for 4 specific pieces of spyware. That means 100% of their computers could be infected with the other 8 billion pieces of spyware out there, but only 5% were gator, ezula, and another two that I can't remember right now, even though I just R'd the FA....

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    3. Re:Okay by Demanche · · Score: 4, Funny

      I do tech support at said company.. and spyware is horrible...

      you almost pray someone will call you that has deleted random registry keys or doesn't know how to use a mouse.
      :

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    4. Re:Okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense! From the software I have installed in their tech support dept, it's exactly 76.8%.

    5. Re:Okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could someone explain what this has to do with " your rights online"? Thought not.

    6. Re:Okay by jonadab · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > I think it's probably somewhere in between 5% and 90%...

      Yes, but do you know *why* the one number is low, and *why* the other is high?

      I don't know why the university's number is low. I'd have to know more about
      how they reached it.

      I do know why Dell's number is so high: they're basing it on support calls.
      Sure, if 20% of the calls are spyware-related, and given the nature of spyware
      such that many people don't realise they have it installed, probably 80-90% of
      the people who call have spyware. It does not, however, follow that 90% of
      *computers* have spyware.

      The support centers for places like Dell get the calls from the people who
      do not have a close friend or relative to call. Statistically, as a gross
      overgeneralization, these are going to be the people at the bottom of the
      barrel, the people least educated about computers and substantially most
      likely therefore to have spyware.

      I work at a small public library, in a relatively technophobic community,
      and my estimate would also be high, for the same reason: I get calls from
      people who don't know who else to call. However, I would never have gone
      as high as 90%. 80% at the outside maybe, and that's of the people who
      call me (or come to the circulation desk and ask for the computer guy).
      I therefore surmise that the true number is below 80% -- probably quite a
      bit below, because I don't get the calls from the people who are less
      likely to have spyware. The people who have close friends or relatives
      who grok computers call them first -- but also, the people who have close
      friends or relatives to call are less likely to have spyware in the first
      place, for several reasons. They're more likely to be more educated, for
      starters. My parents at this point would not be likely to get spyware,
      especially my mom, because I've been teaching them stuff -- just little
      bits and pieces -- for several years. Heck, my mom and dad *both* know
      how to copy and paste now; virtually none of the people who call me for
      help at the library know how to do that. (Copying and pasting ability is
      not in itself related to not getting spyware, but it correlates because
      both are representative of general level of computer knowledge.) Why
      don't the people who call me at the library know how to copy and paste?
      Same reason they don't know how to avoid malware: they've nobody to
      teach them. Another reason people with close friends or relatives who
      are geeks are less likely to have spyware is because their computer-smart
      friend or relative may have installed software on their computer, rather
      than leaving them to do it themselves. This is a mitigating influence,
      because people who understand computers better choose software better.
      People with close friends or relatives who understand computers are vastly
      more likely to have protective stuff (ad-aware, ZoneAlarm, an external
      firewally between their Windows PC and the cable modem, ...) and in
      addition are vastly more likely to use a browser other than IE and
      *overwhelmingly* more likely to use a mailreader other than hotmail or
      Outlook Express. Consequently, they're less likely to get spyware in
      the first place -- and more likely to have it removed (by said relative
      or friend) in short order if they do get it.

      Then of course there are the geeks themselves, who are particularly unlikely
      to have spyware running on their computer at any given time. The geeks who
      use Windows, besides being less likely to get spyware in the first place,
      would *notice* it almost right away ("Hey, what's _this_ doing in the task
      manager? I don't recognize that...") and then of course you have the geeks
      who use another OS altogether; the probability that _they_ would have any
      spyware is distinctly underwhelming.

      So the question then becomes, what percentage of the population at large
      has a computer-smart close friend or relative (close enoug

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    7. Re:Okay by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      75-90% of home users should not have computers, but someone pushed technology on them. Now, they are easy marks for identity thieves and con men who will use their computers against them. It's sad, really. The internet wasn't such a jungle back in the '90s.

      By the time people figure out that they need help, and call a computer repair shop, their personal data has already been comprimised.

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    8. Re:Okay by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      I'm not really believing the statistics. Frequently I've called my ISP about connection issues and annoying retrys and they've given me horseshit answers about "you have spyware installed" even when my box is brand new, patched, and clean. Dell may be the same.

    9. Re:Okay by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, if 90% of the computers out there are running spyware, but only 5.1% of the PCs ... ... then more than 89% of all computers must be non-PCs!

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    10. Re:Okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been making a mint fixing FOAF's Windoze PCs infected with spyware. Another example of Micro$oft being GREAT for business. Now if they would only make a commercial about that one!

    11. Re:Okay by jidar · · Score: 1

      The premise of your wordy response is that technically inclined people tend not to have spyware. While it's obviously true that they are less likely to have spyware than others, I wouldn't go so far as to say that they are unlikely. Being involved in a fairly technical field (the ISP and telecom business) I've seen a lot of examples of technical people who have spyware. In fact, on several occasions I've talked to techs and had them run spybot and ad aware only for them to be surprised at the number of things they have. Considering that in my experience even a large number of techs get spyware, I'm inclined to think that in the technophobic crowd spyware is the rule, not the expection.

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    12. Re:Okay by Filmwatcher888 · · Score: 1
      Don't you guys do what every other software company I've worked for has done?

      "Tell the customer that software is not covered by warranty and that they need to FFR (FDISK, FORMAT, RESTORE) their system with the System CD."

      At some places, if you say anything else, you get dinged.

  2. Well 10%.... by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to Dell, 90% of the computers out there have spyware installed on them... the other 10% are Macs and machines running *NIX. :-P

    1. Re:Well 10%.... by JPriest · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And 20% of them may be calling Dell for help, another 20% or 30% calls their ISP instead.

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    2. Re:Well 10%.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You geek!

    3. Re:Well 10%.... by GoRK · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well as for Mac's -- I don't know if it's part of the culture of the things or what, but there are TONS of mac appps out there that "phone home" to an extent that is generally not tolerated in PC software. A lot of apps even spew network traffic when they start/while they are running to enforce licensing between machines on the LAN. Rather than protest the vendors' applications, though, the community responds as it typically does -- with a ~$10 app named "Little Snitch" that catches this activity. I have never tested it either, but I kind of wonder whether or not "Little Snitch" phones home also...

    4. Re:Well 10%.... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      For *nix? Yes, but they're usually called rootkits plus keyloggers - confusing terminology which contributes to the prevention of novices entering into the arena of "getting ur boxen 0wn3d".

    5. Re:Well 10%.... by GFLPraxis · · Score: 1

      "Are there no existing spyware programs for *N*X and Macs? The market is up for grabs! I better get cracking on developing some new spyware!" Well, I think you were TRYING to be sarcastic, but actually, there ARE no existing spyware programs for Macs ;)

    6. Re:Well 10%.... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      another 20% or 30% calls their ISP instead.

      Yes, dammit!!
      And I'm the call centre lacky who has to deal with these calls. (I work for a Telco/ISP/CableTV provider).

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    7. Re:Well 10%.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hey, with Firefox's XPI tech, you can write once, run anywhere! "Thank god for cross-platforms," says Gator/Claria.

    8. Re:Well 10%.... by MasterSLATE · · Score: 1

      good point. with little snitch I was able to find out that some software i was running was phoning home, without my consent or knowledge.

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    9. Re:Well 10%.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Of those applications that even spew network traffic when they start/while they are running to enforce licensing between machines on the LAN the particular one you're thinking of is Microsoft Word!

    10. Re:Well 10%.... by uberdave · · Score: 1

      That 90% figure is what is making me reluctant to get back into the biz. Most of the support calls I was getting last year were spyware related, and I dont think things have gotten any better. (The company I worked for decided to close the IT department rather than make the changes necessary to comply with recently some implemented privacy legislation.)

    11. Re:Well 10%.... by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1

      Does someone have a handy dandy link out there for a PC (Win) program that operates much like "Little Snitch" without the supertechnical stuff?

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    12. Re:Well 10%.... by AssFace · · Score: 1

      Little Snitch appears to be a $25 app these days.

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    13. Re:Well 10%.... by dn15 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I don't know if it's part of the culture of the things or what, but there are TONS of mac appps out there that "phone home" to an extent that is generally not tolerated in PC software.
      Are you serious? If you want to talk about a culture of tolerance for software doing its own thing without consent, let's take a look at the average Windows machine.
    14. Re:Well 10%.... by halowolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      I use my firewall as a snitch. Not only do plenty of apps phone home but so many of them that do still work perfectly well despite being blockaded from the internet. I do however get quite annoyed by applications that you configure to not use the internet that then still go ahead and try to access the internet.

    15. Re:Well 10%.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a correctly configured zonealarm..

    16. Re:Well 10%.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      TCPView from SysInternals?

      http://www.sysinternals.com/ntw2k/source/tcpview .s html

      Lots of cool stuff there.

    17. Re:Well 10%.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abobe! Cough..cough..cough...

    18. Re:Well 10%.... by dasunt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I use my firewall as a snitch. Not only do plenty of apps phone home but so many of them that do still work perfectly well despite being blockaded from the internet. I do however get quite annoyed by applications that you configure to not use the internet that then still go ahead and try to access the internet.

      App: Time to phone scumsuckingspywhere.com at port 12231

      Firewall: Sorry, I can't let you do that. *writes log message*

      App: How about phoning scumsuckingspywhere.com at port 80?

      Firewall: HTTP traffic is okay. I'll let you through...

      You: *Viewing logs* Ah, another spywhere program blocked!

    19. Re:Well 10%.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it.

    20. Re:Well 10%.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure that Word does, but I know that Virtual PC 7 does. If it sees another copy of Virtual PC 7 running with the same key it'll pause that one until you exit the new one. It's very annoying. Omniweb also does a license check at startup, but that's the only time.

      This is one of the unfortunate uses of Rendevous.

    21. Re:Well 10%.... by halowolf · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually it goes something like this:

      App: How about phoning scumsuckingspywhere.com at port 80?

      Firewall: Sorry, I can't let you do that. *writes log message*

      Me: *Viewing logs* Ah, another spywhere program blocked!

      While there are global settings blocking common ports, network access must also assigned to individual programs before they are allowed to access the network, otherwise they are blocked! Plus there are port controls on the individual programs themselves should I so wish it, and wish it I do.

      But thanks for caring! :)

    22. Re:Well 10%.... by dasunt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While there are global settings blocking common ports, network access must also assigned to individual programs before they are allowed to access the network, otherwise they are blocked! Plus there are port controls on the individual programs themselves should I so wish it, and wish it I do.

      Nitpick:

      If it is a software firewall on the same machine, there are ways to circumvent it. I don't know of any spywhere that does so at this moment, but that doesn't mean it will stay that way. What happens when most people start using a version of windows with a strong firewall by default? Spyware will evolve.

      In short, spyware sucks. :(

    23. Re:Well 10%.... by halowolf · · Score: 1
      Yes it is a software firewall but its supposed to not be able to be bypassed because of the way it integrates itself with the network driver on my PC, plus its password protected to stop shutdown, it can't be killed off using the task manager, and if its crashed then all network activity on my PC stops (this was learnt when a buggy update to my firewall was released and it crashed).

      The most likely vulnerability at the moment would be to try and get me to authorize network access to a program that shouldn't have it, and they would have to be pretty damn savvy to do that (at least in my arrogant opinion).

      Right now I'm feeling pretty safe with my software solution and spyware scanning tools declare that I am safe. Of interest is that I don't use a virus scanner all that often, there really hasn't been a need to keep a resident one running because I am careful about what I click on with my PC. Oh and the fact that my firewall zaps suspect emails, even if I didn't I can easily see which ones are supsect...

      Can you guess which one I am using on my WinXP PC? I've actually been wondering if I should switch but the alternatives that I've tried havn't been all that promising...

    24. Re:Well 10%.... by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most, if not all, of the Win32 firewalls block based on the program name and location. If coolapp.exe tries to access the internet, it can't. It can try all the ports it wants; it won't get through.

      Some of the better ones even recognise \myapp\iexplorer.exe as being different than \yourapp\iexplorer.exe. Even if someone tried to write an app named the same as one allowed to access the internet, they still couldn't get through.

      I am worried, however, about an app using system calls to route itself through explorer.exe without actually launching it.

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    25. Re:Well 10%.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sygate Personal Pro?

    26. Re:Well 10%.... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      When you develop your spyware app for Linux, and put it on SourceForge or somewhere similar, or perhaps send it to one of the major distributors, then somebody is going to read the source code, see what it does, and comment out the "offending" sections before compiling it. They will then, in all probability, distribute their own patched version in preference to yours. The tar file will be 4 bytes bigger /* thanks to the presence of two extra multiply and two extra divide signs */ and almost nobody will get spied on.

      I can't speak for Mac users; but I get the impression that a lot of Mac software is or used to be closed source shareware or payware, and there is or used to be a sort of "arms race" going on in the Mac community between payware / shareware authors trying to enforce payment on the software they write, and freeloaders trying to avoid paying for the software they use. OSX may well have changed this, with things moving more towards an Open Source way of doing things; I can't really tell, since our office is mainly Linux with a couple of Windoze machines for the Beancounters, just so they can interoperate with Group Head Office.

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    27. Re:Well 10%.... by allgood2 · · Score: 1

      It's not just Mac applications, PC applications do so as well. Think Microsoft, Adobe, Macromedia, WinZip, etc. On the Mac, most applications call home for update information, though quite a few also call home for verification of serial numbers, and a host of other things. There is also a growing number of applications/mini-apps/widgets that function as internet services, meaning they frequently check the internet for information so you don't have to.

      Little Snitch is a great application because it informs you which application is phoning home or calling a different internet address and allows you to decide how you want to handle it. Now ZoneAlarms properly configured does this as well, but since the information it provides is often meaningless to the average user, I'm never quite certain how helpful it is.

      For example Little Snitch may say something like "Adobe Acrobat is trying to connect to adobe.com on port 80, do you wish to allow or deny". Admittedly not very meaningful, but with some basic knowledge you could say, port 80's a web port and Adobe doesn't need to use it. Whereas, ZoneAlarm's typically because of how Windows is setup, reports the handler or process not that actual application which means you may get messages like "iexplorer.dll or svhost.exe wants permission" but are much farther away from making an informed decision than you should be.

      Most apps don't need to contact their vendor to run. So I typically block traffic to places like Adobe, Microsoft, etc. I'll look for updates and other information on my own (besides their auto-download software sucks). But then I tend to make exceptions for places like BareBones Software and other high productivity tools. I also just have a slew of web services from dictionaries, to movie look-ups, news (rss feeds), weather, etc. Things that I want from the internet without using the web to lookup. I just want to these items to run, and Little Snitch allows that.

    28. Re:Well 10%.... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Yes it is a software firewall but its supposed to not be able to be bypassed
      > because of the way it integrates itself with the network driver on my PC

      Don't be naive. Anything the software firewall can do, the spyware can do too.
      If you want a firewall that can't be bypassed, it's got to be an external one.
      (Of course, then you can't block/unblock on a per-application basis, so I guess
      a combination of the two approaches is the best you can do.)

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    29. Re:Well 10%.... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      The latest free version of kerio does the same thing...

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    30. Re:Well 10%.... by jack_csk · · Score: 1

      You can find those products on IBM PC as well. COUGH *MACROMEDIA* COUGH

      A lot of apps even spew network traffic when they start/while they are running to enforce licensing between machines on the LAN

    31. Re:Well 10%.... by jack_csk · · Score: 1

      That's true ~ it's always the ISP's fault. Back at the days when I was working in an ISP, customers will blame our service for making their computers running slower / crash often, while we install nothing on their computers. I can assure you that about 90% of those blames are virus / spyware related.

    32. Re:Well 10%.... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      ZoneAlarm from Zone Labs will block any and all software from talking to the network or the internet until you approve it. It doesn't show you what their sending/receiving, but it does let you know who's doing the talking. And it's free.

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    33. Re:Well 10%.... by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1

      EXACTLY what i was looking for. Thank you :D

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    34. Re:Well 10%.... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      And according to the number of calls I've been getting lately, apparently the rest all call me :(

      "Hey, you know this PC stuff right ?"
      "Um, well, I know PCs but I don't really run Windows beyond clicking on the icon for a couple games"
      (Ignores last reply) "Can I bring you my laptop, it's been acting funny"
      "Uh, I'm not sure I'll be able to help you there... It has changed quite a bit since Windows 3"
      "I'll bring some beer"
      "Ok then"

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    35. Re:Well 10%.... by bgalehouse · · Score: 1

      Or the ware in question can just enmesh itself in IE, or (presumably) some other browser that you actually use. Never send an app to do a DLL's job.

  3. Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is Dell(hi). We are not able to being helping you with Spyware this time. Your Dell service is not including that. Do not be cursing at me, sir! Your attitude is having me upset! You must be finding a local person to be helping you.

    1. Re:Hello by Stevyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Thank you, come again."

      -Apu

    2. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, it doesn't, its damn funny, because its painfully true.

    3. Re:Hello by mek2600 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "that racist outsourcing humor" will stop being funny when it stops being true.

    4. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For only $40, we can half-assed guided you through it's removal and hang up on your American pig ass. Thank you for calling Dell. ~click~

    5. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is so racist I can almost hear the Luftwaffe Zweitzmachine bombers and the onomatopoeic Ku-Klux- Klan war cries from this redneck!

    6. Re:Hello by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 3, Insightful
      OW come on, have a little sense of humor. I am an indian , and even I found it funny. I know it's stereostying, but what the hell.

      And besides, there is some truth to it. The problem is we in India, though are tought english from the first grade, rarely use it in everyday converstaion , so our conversation skills are limited.

      We can't create simple short meaningful sentences. We use words like "basically", "actually", "technically" etc. ad nauseam and all at wrong places.

      If we really want to keep these "outsourced" jobs we need to buckle up and improve our skills , rather than accuse Americans of being racist.

      From my prespective we should rather do RnD stuff, for our own benefits rather than pacify some pissed of customer 7 seas across, who can barely figure out what we are speaking.

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    7. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they sound beautiful, don't they--the sounds of justice coming to crush the left!

    8. Re:Hello by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Ah yes, that racist outsourcing humor never gets old."

      Just out of curiosity, but was anybody personally offended by that comment?

      I ask not to challenge the parent post, but rather I'd like to avoid making a reference like that down the road if it's a problem. Until I read parent post, I never really thought an Apu reference would be considered racist. I'm open to being enlightened here.

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    9. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, he's not shiftless, or he wouldn't be "stealing" your job. The problem Americans seem to have is a sense of entitlement to a cushy sit-down job, not involving much work, with nice benefits and a living wage. Competition doesn't allow you that luxury, and it isn't going to get any easier. You want a job? Show that you can learn and work. Unemployment isn't so high that the bread lines are full of the brilliant and hardworking so far as I can see of America.

    10. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were Indian, I would find it offensive, but maybe Indian folks don't, really. I took my degrees in a CS department where many Chinese and Indians also went to school, and would never have made a joke like that in front of them, just out of courtesy.

    11. Re:Hello by Demanche · · Score: 1

      It isn't true, try calling dell software support for help i can almost guarentee you these comments are racist ;)

      The odd time you get someone in India you don't understand why not just call back?

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    12. Re:Hello by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      And besides, there is some truth to it. The problem is we in India, though are tought english from the first grade, rarely use it in everyday converstaion , so our conversation skills are limited.
      Ummmm, Ind-glish is fast becoming the most mainstream English dialect in the world?
      We can't create simple short meaningful sentences. We use words like "basically", "actually", "technically" etc. ad nauseam and all at wrong places.
      Stick to the thread: was the OP lampooning that?
      If we really want to keep these "outsourced" jobs we need to buckle up and improve our skills , rather than accuse Americans of being racist.
      See, my friend, the problem is when you start using words like "we", "us", "them" and so on. Three points about your defence of the earlier attempt at humour:

      a) Face it, we speak a different English dialect, a dialect that I, for one, beginning to be proud of. See, the way I speak English defines me as an Indian; the moment I start speaking, people know I am from India. See, that's instant linguistic brand recognition, and that's something that not all English-speaking populations have.

      b) Indeed, Ind-glish is one dialect with a chequered history; we've had Indian-origin words in English from the first OED itself.

      c) Racial stereotyping == racism. You may find it funny, but the fact remains that the OP chose to portray that all Indians speak like that. That, of course, is simply not true; given my earlier point about being proud of Ind-glish, you'll probably understand why people like me would find it insulting as well.

      Let me repeat my point once again:- racial stereotyping, even if you find it funny, is racism.

      From my prespective we should rather do RnD stuff, for our own benefits rather than pacify some pissed of customer 7 seas across, who can barely figure out what we are speaking.
      Someone found a business oppurtunity and decided to cash in on that. Good for them. If I may respectfully ask, since when did your views on this matter to anyone?
    13. Re:Hello by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      "that racist outsourcing humor" will stop being funny when it stops being true.
      I find it interesting that you chose not to comment on the racist aspect.
    14. Re:Hello by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      I ask not to challenge the parent post, but rather I'd like to avoid making a reference like that down the road if it's a problem. Until I read parent post, I never really thought an Apu reference would be considered racist. I'm open to being enlightened here.
      Posted earlier on why I'd find such jokes racist. Apu jokes I'm not sure though, mostly coz you're joking on a popular character and not on Indians, get what I'm saying?
    15. Re:Hello by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Fine, but in the mean time you loose the advantage to using English over something else (Yes I know English is the closest you have to a universal tongue over there): Everyone else who speaks English cannot understand you. Somehow my Swedish and German friends are easy to understand, while you are not.

      Go ahead and enjoy your language this nobody else can understand. However remember your position is currently a poor country. If you spoke good English you would make a great place to outsource to. Because you barely get by - by the standards of the rest of the world - outsourcing to you is difficult and you loose a lot of easy money.

      Sure in the long run you are better off with the more complex jobs, but in the short run you need to eat.

      Note that in the US we have a dialect we call southern. I cannot easily understand those people either (generally they can understand me, by whatever quirk radio and TV has chosen my accent to be the easy to understand one, and thus they hear it often). Your problems are not unique. I'm not willing to suggest you change. However if you are not willing to change I'm not willing to send easy money tech support jobs over there, and I demand more out of your other skills before I'm willing to send other work to you. So you will find it easier to get ahead if you can change your accent.

      By you I don't mean you personally, I mean your country as a whole. There are some people who can change accents easily, others who can learn a new one, and some who will never learn.

    16. Re:Hello by afidel · · Score: 1

      Odd time? Dude unless you have Silver or Gold support you are guarenteed to get someone in a call center in India. Hell even with Silver my first line contact is Indian probably 50% of the time. I spend a lot of time talking to Dell support (i'm a computer consultant and a lot of my SMB clients use Dell hardware exclusivly) and so I can tell you that calling back is going to do you almost no good. Now if you get someone with such a thick accent that you can't communicate then calling back may help but chances are very, very good that your first line contact will be Indian unless you have Gold support (which essentially bypasses firstline anyways).

      --
      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
    17. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -- Yes, they sound beautiful, don't they--the sounds of justice coming to crush the left!--

      You know, they're saying the same thing about you...but then again, they're the pig-headed bastards huh?

      People like you scare me...there are days that I wish everything was as blindly black-and-white as you seem to think they are....then again, there are days I wish I was dead as well...funny thing...those two conditions usually happen at the same time.

    18. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did it ever occur to you that you might have been being baited? Come on, "the sounds of justice coming to crush the left?"

    19. Re:Hello by WebMasterP · · Score: 1

      I'll bite, troll.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=racist

      Please stop calling things racist that aren't racist people. His comment didn't show any superiority over a race or anything that would make it count as a racist comment. It MAY be perceived that his comment shows malcontent for the outsourcing situation, but that's not racism. Nor did his comment "discriminate" in anyway. His simply made fun of the accent and the current tech support situation.

    20. Re:Hello by recursiv · · Score: 1

      You could just as easily say that the joke in question was specifically referring to one person working in tech support.
      Apu is defined by a stereotype. I'm not defending or attacking it, but he is a one dimensional character defined by stereotype.

      --
      I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants
    21. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, come again.

      -Apu

    22. Re:Hello by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Ah yes, that racist outsourcing humor never gets old.

      Ahem, you meant to say "racial" rather than "racist", correct?

      If you plan to insult someone, you would do well to first be perfect yourself.

      --
      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    23. Re:Hello by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      Do I identify by this (what you call as) one-dimensional character named Apu? No.

      Do I identify by the term "Indian"? Yes.

      Is the original joke lampooning "Indians"? Yes.

      Do I think that the lampooning was unfair? Yes.

      Hence my post.

    24. Re:Hello by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      The parent I was responding to was Indian and was hinting that the Indian dialect was somehow inferior. I was merely pointing out otherwise; it is as mainstream as, I don't know, Queen's English or something.
      Sure in the long run you are better off with the more complex jobs, but in the short run you need to eat.
      What makes you think we need call center jobs to eat? You think Indians don't do any other jobs? You really need to look through the hype, my friend; the BPO industry wasn't even the fastest growing sector last year.
      Note that in the US we have a dialect we call southern. I cannot easily understand those people either (generally they can understand me, by whatever quirk radio and TV has chosen my accent to be the easy to understand one, and thus they hear it often).
      Not really relevant here, but surprisingly enough, I'm pretty okay with the Southern twang, really, was always fun to hear my ex-critical-thinking prof speak.
      Your problems are not unique. I'm not willing to suggest you change.
      I was hinting at this in my earlier post without explicitly saying it, but my essential point is this:- there will be a certain, shall we say, mainstream-isation, of Ind-glish, if it hasn't occured already. Cultures will have to accommodate others, yes, but that holds true for your culture as much as mine.
      However if you are not willing to change I'm not willing to send easy money tech support jobs over there, and I demand more out of your other skills before I'm willing to send other work to you. So you will find it easier to get ahead if you can change your accent.
      Again, you seem to be under the impression that call-center jobs matter comprise a huge chunk of the Indian economy. Let's not be under any wrong impression here:- BPO will not rescue India from poverty. Discussing what will, is, of course, a different matter altogether.
    25. Re:Hello by Mant · · Score: 1

      racial stereotyping, even if you find it funny, is racism.

      Racial stereotyping can be racist, that doesn't mean it automatically is. There is a racial stereotype of Geramans being efficient and hard working, is that racist?

      People really come from different cultures, that really are different. There are certainly unpleasant, racist stereotypes (and unpleasantly, racist people who use thme), but lets not pretend that most racial, or more acurately cutural, stereotypes don't have some basis in fact.

      Stereotypes are shorthands, we use them all the time, along with archetypes. Their usage donesn't mean the user thinks everyone of that group fits into the stereotype, the OP certain doesn't imply that. I can't tell what the poster thinks of all Indians from that comment.

      Unless you want to start stereotpying people who use stereotypes...

    26. Re:Hello by meadowsp · · Score: 1

      LOSE not LOOSE.

      When lecturing someone on english, it's probably a good idea to get it right yourself.

    27. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • "Fine, but in the mean time you loose the advantage to using English..."

        "...outsourcing to you is difficult and you loose a lot of easy money."

        "I cannot easily understand those people either (generally they can understand me, by whatever quirk radio and TV has chosen my accent to be the easy to understand one, and thus they hear it often). Your problems are not unique."

        "...Everyone else who speaks English cannot understand you."

      First of all, it's lose, not loose. (You'll soon learn this once you pass 3rd grade.) Holy shit. Talk about pot calling kettle black. And I'm not even going to touch all the punctuation and grammatical errors with a 10-meter chhaDI.
    28. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of all the reasons why you are unemployable, competition from India ranks very low. Muppet.

    29. Re:Hello by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


      lol, you pussy

      --
      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    30. Re:Hello by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


      haha, yer the Luftwaffe certainly ruled the skies last time round !

      --
      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    31. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When lecturing someone on English, it's also a good idea to capitalize it :).

    32. Re:Hello by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't worry about it, there's some very successful people who have been brought up with English as their first language who say things like:-

      This is historic times.

      I think war is a dangerous place.

      I'm a patient man. And when I say I'm a patient man, I mean I'm a patient man.

    33. Re:Hello by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1
      I know indian dialiect is one of the most spoken forms of English dialect, but what are you suggesting ?
      That the americans learn and get used to indian dialect ? that's asking quite a bit don't you think ?
      remember , it is we who want their business, not the other way round. So either we provide them with the quality of service that they have come to expect from the american call center employee or forget about it.

      It's not about pride or anything, it's simple business.

      --
      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    34. Re:Hello by AEton · · Score: 1

      Racial stereotyping can be racist, that doesn't mean it automatically is. There is a racial stereotype of Geramans being efficient and hard working, is that racist?

      Yes. Also, Germans are savage murderous Kraut who are ruled by their industrial complex. The positives and the negatives go hand in hand.
      "Oh, those black people, they're sure good at basketball, even if they're not so smart!"
      "Them Asians sure are studious. Haha, and they have small sex organs."
      "Those Jews are good at accounting! Because they're so materialistic!"

      Asserting that "because you look (also, because your heritage is you're " is typically racist. (The issue is much deeper than that, however. I have devised a wonderful description, but these margins are too small, etc...)

      --
      We recently had heard in the office over one of the Yellow Machine that's made by Anthology Solutions.
    35. Re:Hello by Demanche · · Score: 1

      Software support is out of canada - but its fee based..

      yes hardware is out of india still, which is where the gold support etc comes into play.

      --
      Mod me down im a newf (wiki)
    36. Re:Hello by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Point taken. I don't mean to suggest that call centers are a majority of the jobs. At ~1 billion people there, there aren't enough English speaking people in the rest of the world to support a majority of your people on those jobs. They are however jobs, and they bring money into your country. Alone, not it won't rescue your country. Nothing alone will, it is a piece of the solution, and an easy one at that.

      However even if you reject all call center jobs, that doesn't change my point. For better of worse (mostly worse, English is a awful language in many ways) it is the standard for world communication at this time. Speak it well and many other jobs will come your way. The world works much better when we work together. Don't try to prove Fermat's last therom - someone else did, study their proof, and see if that leads you to something new.

  4. In that case... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In that case, Dell should make available for download a "patch" that will scan for known spyware and remove it...

    1. Re:In that case... by LGagnon · · Score: 0, Troll

      How about something that prevents it?

    2. Re:In that case... by akadruid · · Score: 1

      In that case, Dell should make available for download a "patch" that will scan for known spyware and remove it...

      and solve world hunger too yeah?

      --
      "Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything." (attrib. Joseph Stalin)
    3. Re:In that case... by Judogi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, Dell will be more than happy to remove spyware for you. I have a friend who ran into this exact situation the other day, but Dell wanted to charge him $40+ to remove it, since this obviously isn't included in the warranty or regular tech support. The solution? I pointed him to http://www.lavasoft.de/ and Ad-aware removed it for free.

    4. Re:In that case... by Scoria · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Education, not a mythical patch, is the answer. Computer users are too often instructed to select "yes" by default; instead, perhaps we should encourage them to read the prompt with incredulity and then apply their best judgment. There is no patch for complete end-user competence.

      --
      Do you like German cars?
    5. Re:In that case... by Scutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      read the prompt with incredulity and then apply their best judgment

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

      I wouldn't trust the average user to make toast without burning down the house.

      --

      "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
    6. Re:In that case... by Naffer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most schools don't trust their educated college students with electric cooking elements. Think about it...

    7. Re:In that case... by metlin · · Score: 4, Funny


      Funny thing, I read that article and a popup for spyware comes up, defying even Firefox's popup blocker. Ironically, the popup said that the computer has spyware installed.

      Eh.

    8. Re:In that case... by KrispyKringle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, not to pick on you--you aren't the only one to post that here--but how the fuck does Linux prevent spyware?

      The reason there's not much spyware on Linux is the same reason there isn't much in the way of viruses, worms, and popular commercial software: lack of market share.

      Linux has the technological capability to be infected with spyware. I'm sure most, if not all spyware, is voluntarily installed. But the only thing I can think of that might make Linux marginally safer is the lack of an ActiveX browser.

      And, yeah, I know that the average Linux user doesn't run as root, unlike on Windows. But you don't need to be root to open a socket and send back statistics on what's in the user's browser history.

      I use Linux full-time. I push it when it makes sense, and even put plenty of spare hours back into my favorite distribution. But every once in a while, when I decide to revisit Slashdot, I'm just embarassed by the blind fanboy-ism. It's annoying. Get a fucking life.

    9. Re:In that case... by v1 · · Score: 1

      Most spyware tricks the user into installing it, burying a one or two line "gotcha" in the middle of a twenty page EULA. Some of the "yes" click are actually people clicking on what looks like a "Cancel" or "no" button that's actually just part of a graphic for a java installer link.

      In a few extreme cases, simply visiting a web page with a vulnerable web browser can cause your system to get tanked up with spyware. I watched an interesting example of this occur on my MACINTOSH, where even Safari was tricked into downloading an exe to my desktop, simply by visiting the web site. I have no doubt that had I been running on Windows, that exe would have ran itself after it downloaded. Underhanded techniques like this are the real threat.

      --
      I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
    10. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spyware isn't as likely in an open source program as a closed source program.

      Linux software is overwhemling open source.

      You do the math.

      About the only Linux spyware I can remember is Bug Buddy, but that's a good kind of spyware. ;)

    11. Re:In that case... by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Most college students are usually drunk :-D like me right now ehmmmm.

    12. Re:In that case... by blixel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Suppose you are driving home from work one night and you happen to drive through an ion storm.

      You pull up in your drive way and everything seems normal. But then you walk in the house and see a hot girl sitting on your couch. She walks over and gives you a passionate kiss and tells you dinner is ready. You know something is seriously wrong the universe.

      In this parallel world, *your* favorite Linux distribution is King. As is your favorite Window Manager, toolkit, and so on. 90% of the world runs it.

      Now my question is - what would prevent spyware authors from writing and sucessfully deploying spyware on your Operating System?

      Lets make the assumption that people in this parallel universe are just as careless as they are in the real universe.

    13. Re:In that case... by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For some reason that reminds me of this story, here's a quote:

      Although rare, Gazillo said it wasn't the first time he has investigated a fire caused by a lizard and a heat lamp.

      I know you're being funny. But in reality, the reason college students aren't allowed to cook is A: Hot plates present a ceartin risk regardless of their operator (my george foreman grill just electrocuted me about an hour ago). And B: Support overpriced college meal plans!

      --

      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    14. Re:In that case... by caseih · · Score: 1

      Except that some spyware creeps in without any user intervention. I have one user right now with spyware on her computer and she has downloaded nothing, and uses Firefox. I think that while she was updating her service packs, her machine was compromised remotely to install the spy software.

    15. Re:In that case... by hookedup · · Score: 2, Interesting

      users seem to think the 'no' button is something that is going to slow down or stop whatever it is they are doing..

    16. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clueless fuck.

    17. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How often do you think Spyware (or viruses) gets implanted in open source software?

      That's why Linux does not (and will not) have a spyware/virus program.

    18. Re:In that case... by LGagnon · · Score: 1

      This isn't blind fanboyism; it's understanding the way things are now. Sure, there could/will be spyware for Linux in the future, and programmers should work on a way to get rid of it when it appears. But for now Linux is safer. Most spyware is made for Windows; this is a fact. Until Linux does have spyware, you can't say it isn't safer. It may not be safer forever, but it is now.

    19. Re:In that case... by sp00 · · Score: 1

      it'd be pretty easy... format C: -y

    20. Re:In that case... by blixel · · Score: 1

      How often do you think Spyware (or viruses) gets implanted in open source software?

      I didn't realize spyware authors stole source code to programs and implanted spyware in it. I thought they wrote their own malicious programs and snuck it into people's computers under the proverbial radar.

    21. Re:In that case... by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      So ALL software that runs on Linux is open source? There is some little flag in an obscure part of the kernel that can tell if the binary being run had the full source included with it? Goddamn, you're an idiot.

      --
      'Standards' in computing only impress those who are impressed by things like 'standards'.
    22. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what..

    23. Re:In that case... by Danga · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wow, if you were electrocuted an hour ago that means you are talking to us from the other side! Oh, you just meant that you got shocked...

      definition of electrocuted: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=electrocu ted

      --
      Hey, there is only one Return and it's not of the King, it's of the Jedi.
    24. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually the firefox browser blocks "unrequested windows". You clicked the Microsoft look and feel image that was placed over the article and requested that window that said your computer has blocked a popup.

      Funny thing, you're a retard. Mod parent down.

    25. Re:In that case... by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected :)

      --

      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    26. Re:In that case... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Actually, Dell will be more than happy to remove spyware for you. I have a friend who ran into this exact situation the other day, but Dell wanted to charge him $40+ to remove it,

      I bet what this entails is a clean reinstall.

    27. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Download Ad-Aware. You DO have a spyware process running. Probably installed itself when you were using Internet Explorer. It's running in the background and checks for certain web-content, no matter what browser you are using; once it gets the right trigger, it pops up adverts.

    28. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They might, but there is no proof so far. You should read the posts above you instead of blindly posting. They clicked a floating image used to make them open a window that wasnt able to pop up on its own.

    29. Re:In that case... by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      As a person who has tried many many times to educate people on what not to download, I can say their best judgment is quite shitty. I've shown all kinds of banners not to click on, fake dialog boxes, fake errors, mallicious software, to one of my aunts and one of my uncles, neither one of them has stopped downloading spyware. Both of their computers are like a warzone where programs fight for resources, icons fill up their system tray, pop ups eclipse their desktops, it's a real mess. My uncle, who lives in MA (I live in NYC) blames me every time he gets new spyware. My aunt (his wife, not the aunt with spyware problems) thanks me when I remove the stuff cause she knows he installs it, she doesn't know how really and I always try to explain it, but for some reason it seems to be over their heads. And my aunt with spyware problems thinks all the problems are just because of viruses she gets in her e-mail (even after I've explained it'd be very hard for her to get a virus in her e-mail because AOL scans e-mails for viruses.)

      It's like explaining to someone who's been watching an hour of commercials, and has just had 20 door to door salesmen coming to their house, not to buy ANYTHING. Some people can resist all the advertising and sales pitches, but then there are those people who will buy anything you try to sell them. Those are the people who get infected most by spyware.

    30. Re:In that case... by Demanche · · Score: 1

      It's called Adaware + Spy Bot + CWShredder + Adwareaway

      Most commercial applications don't remove everything - I think If dell were to make said patch you would have to pay up ;)

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      Mod me down im a newf (wiki)
    31. Re:In that case... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reason there's not much spyware on Linux is the same reason there isn't much in the way of viruses, worms, and popular commercial software: lack of market share.

      This is the old "Windows-gets-attacked-because-it's-popular" myth.
      So Apache gets attacked more than IIS?

      When always-run-as-root-and-never-install-security-patc hes-linux is installed on PCs sold in department store, then maybe linux will become as vulnerable as windows.

      --
      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
    32. Re:In that case... by violajack · · Score: 1

      YES!!! I need to second this idea. The users aren't really that hard to educate, they just need some one on one attention and proper analogies that bring computer use into the realm of things they already understand.

      It took me 5 hours to clean off a friend's computer. I switched him to Firefox with a short explaination of the difference between the browser and the internet. It took a few tries for Ad-Aware to get everything (over 2000 problems, after going through window's unistall list), then I showed him all the problems it found and how to quarentine and remove the problems. Installed the latest patches and rebooted. Ran Ad-Aware again, then Spybot, and made him watch. Once everything was cleaned up, I simply put Zone-Alarm on and told him to block anything he didn't specifically open. I asked him two weeks later how the computer is doing and he says it's running WAY faster and that Zone-Alarm stopped bugging him after just a day of telling it what to do. I guess the real test will be the next time Ad-Aware is run.

      The problem is, we don't have 5 hours to give to every clueless luser out there. I'm still a starving enough recent grad and will fix a computer for dinner, but I know not everyone is willing to do that anymore. I think it's time that new pcs started coming with a real firewall and Ad-Aware or some other anti-spyware program. Most new computers for the past few years have been coming with anti-virus software configured to run weekly. I think it's time new windows machines start coming with Ad-Aware and a good firewall. Perhaps they should even come with a nice little booklet explaining internet safety and the programs that are installed to help. It wouldn't fix the idiot problem, but it would help the well-intentioned who simply don't know how nasty these programs have gotten.

    33. Re:In that case... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      So ALL software that runs on Linux is open source? There is some little flag in an obscure part of the kernel that can tell if the binary being run had the full source included with it? Goddamn, you're an idiot.
      The TAINT flag is not obscure http://www.kernel.org/pub/linux/docs/lkml/#s1-18

      The situation with closed-source binaries in the linux world is the same as in the Microsoft Miniverse - either you trust them, or you don't - with one exception. The underlying platform is open under linux, so you don't have to worry about the OS lying to you as to where the problem is, like Windows used to do every time it crapped out, and would blame whatever random program was running at the time (remember those days?).

      The joke was that Windows always blamed everyone else, even when it was a Windows bug, and Netscape always blamed itself, even when it wasn't its own fault.

      There's nothing preventing you from running an untainted kernel under linux. There's no such thing as an untainted kernel under Windows.

    34. Re:In that case... by dspeyer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There is a significant cultural difference that will likely continue even if the masses come to GNU/Linux: availability of free software.

      Most spyware comes trojaned on to little shareware and 'freeware' utilities that are downloaded to add functionality to windows. In general, these same features are available on GNU/Linux as free software, so there's no need to mess around with untrustable shareware.

      Yes, there exists free software for windows, but not with the same ubiquity as GNU/Linux. And yes, an author with sufficient sheer khutzpah could probably insert spyware into free software, but they'd get caught eventually, and whoever caught them would probably DoS them with a patch to give junk data.

      GNU/Linux developers just have a strong tradition of not fucking over their users. Even if unscrupulous developers come to GNU/Linux and try to water that down, the responcible developers will still produce enough (as they do now) that the unscrupulous have no opening.

    35. Re:In that case... by metlin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That's exactly what I was talking about, you retard.

      The Microsoft look and feel image that popped up said that the computer had spyware.

      D'oh. What an idiot.

    36. Re:In that case... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      This is the old "Windows-gets-attacked-because-it's-popular" myth.

      I think the problem is more Windows-has-more-stupid-users. Okay, stupid is unfair. These are Magic Box users. These are the users who recently installed trojans by opening an email with an attachment, opened the zip attachment with a password, ran the executable trojan in the passworded zipped attachment. (The encrypted zip was to get around virus scanners. I guess the email had directions and the users followed them. *sigh* Figures they'd read those instructions.)

      When those Magic Box users and the always-run-as-root department store install get together, it's not going to be a pretty sight.

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    37. Re:In that case... by SJ · · Score: 1

      There are at least two major reasons why there is little to no spymac for Linux or for the Mac.

      1. The broken windows syndrome. There was an article on slashdot a while ago about how if a broken window in a neighborhood doesn't get fixed immediately, pretty soon there will be more and more broken windows because people won't care.

      Linux and Mac users care about their community so if there is some nasty software out there, it get identified pretty much immediately and is avoided like the plague.

      Windows users just accept the nasty software as normal.

      2. You can't hide software on Linux and Mac.

      There is only two places on a Mac where software can be started automatically at boot or login (three, if you are really smart). If the software is not listed in one of these visible places, it won't start. Spyware has no where to hide on a Mac so it doesn't last very long.

      There are LOTS of places that software can be started at boot in Windows. It is also very easy to hide stuff. Therefore, Spyware is very common.

    38. Re:In that case... by dubstar · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say Linux itself prevents spyware, but the entire open source methodology of releasing software probably helps some. Most spyware comes either packaged with applications or installs itself via security holes in our favorite web browser. That particular web browser and it's myriad of security flaws aren't available for Linux, and most software comes from distros themselves or third party repositories. You can typically find MD5 sums for any of these packages if you want to verify that what you download is the same package the maintainer intended to have available for download.

      The majority of apps you find that come replete with spyware are developed by companies of some sort who are inevitably looking to make a profit, hence the bundling of revenue generating software with software that is given away for free. Open source is somewhat different in that respect, as I am sure you know being a Linux user yourself.

      With commercial software if you want to be able to steal music from the starving artists you will have to download app x from company y, with OS software you typically have the advantage of downloading app x from your favorite distro or repository, often tailored to work with your own distro - and a lot less likely to contain dirty little spywhore programs.

      I personally don't buy all this market share shite. I'm sure it's part of the reason, but it's not the whole shebang.

    39. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, if you're "drunk" and still made it this far down the page, you're not applying yourself. Are you a mormon or something? For that matter, what are you doing getting drunk and reading slashdot?

    40. Re:In that case... by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Ever browse on an unpatched XP system for 20 minutes while being fully exposed to the internet using IE6?

      I don't think so...

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    41. Re:In that case... by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      That's a rare post. It's both very informative and completely offtopic.

      The link you give is specific to kernel modules. Kernel modules have fuckall to do with spyware (who would be stupid enough to try and fly a massive chunk of spyware code in under the module radar?). The OP made it sound as if everything that is run on a Linux based system is GPL/OSS and nothing else. That may be in HIS little universe, but not in the real world.

      I'm talking about actual software programs, not the kernel (tell me how many times spyware has infected the Windows kernel source, if you're trying to defend the OP). Spyware can just as easily be run on a Linux computer as it can on a Windows computer. All it takes is user stupidity. "Run this shell script to install a neato screensaver!"

      If Linux ever has a large enough user base for anyone to give two shits about infecting it, it WILL be infected.

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    42. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't have to start at login time. If you created a program to infect Safari (just put a wrapper around the executable in Safari's package when someone installs your naughty software) then it's going to be run fairly soon.

    43. Re:In that case... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      If I was going to put spyware in a linux box, I would do it through a loadable module. After all, what good is spyware if it sticks out like a sore thumb, and doesn't have access to large chunks of the system?
      Kernel modules have fuckall to do with spyware (who would be stupid enough to try and fly a massive chunk of spyware code in under the module radar?)
      The module doesn't have to be shipped with the kernel to be loaded by it. NVidia drivers, for example. Nobody on the LKM would ever see any spyware module I'd write. It wouldn't have to be "snuck in" under their radar. Just get someone to install it on the target machine, is all.

      The equivalent in the Windows world would be a spyware dll. It's loaded by the Windows kernel (a call to "LoadModule" and the dll's name).

      You don't need the Windows source to modify a dll, not even to mod a Windows core dll. Just a program like TDUMP to give you the module entry points for each exported function, and a hex editor. Fix up your spyware to copy the dll over the old one, and the next reboot, you're good.

      If Linux ever has a large enough user base for anyone to give two shits about infecting it, it WILL be infected.
      The boys and girls at Redmond certainly have enough incentive (financial and otherwise) to give it a try, and it's not like they are above unethical behaviour - so why am I not worried?

      The top 10 viruses for last month: http://www.net-security.org/virus_news.php?id=464

      The top ten viruses in September 2004, and the month they were first seen, were as follows:

      1. W32/Zafi-B 30.5% June 04
      2. W32/Netsky-P 26.7% March 04
      3. W32/Netsky-D 6.1% March 04
      4. W32/Netsky-Z 5.5% April 04
      5. W32/Bagle-AA 3.8% April 04
      6. W32/MyDoom-O 3.6% July 04
      7. W32/Netsky-B 3.5% February 04
      8. W32/Netsky-Q 2.7% March 04
      9. W32/Lovgate-V 2.6% April 04
      10. W32/Netsky-C 2.0% February 04
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      Others 13.0%
    44. Re:In that case... by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Ok, maybe I wasn't drunk when I made that post, but I AM usually drunk on weekends.

    45. Re:In that case... by Inuchance · · Score: 1

      You mean the Sims was realistic when people who hadn't read cook books for at least 5 hours were capable of killing themselves in a fire using the microwave?

    46. Re:In that case... by black+mariah · · Score: 1
      Think about what you just said.

      Just get someone to install it on the target machine, is all.
      Which is almost my entire point summed up in one handy sentence. The parent to my post was trying to say that Linux was completely invulnerable to spyware because it's open source. Of course this is bullshit, and you've just reiterated that point.
      The boys and girls at Redmond certainly have enough incentive (financial and otherwise) to give it a try, and it's not like they are above unethical behaviour - so why am I not worried?
      Don't give me that crap. Stupid-ass lines like that are an insult to anyone with intelligence greater than that of a common housefly. MS has absolutely no incentive to ever do such a thing. What would be the point? Does Linux eat up that much desktop share? Fuck no! The server side of things is a slightly stronger argument, but even then you'd have to stretch to come up with a good reason to do it. To bring down Apache? Yeah, your average Apache sysadmin is stupid enough to install random crap some dude he doesn't know sends him, isn't he? */SARCASM*
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    47. Re:In that case... by DrXym · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Linux doesn't have ActiveX, but Firefox has extensions. An extension is a zipped up XPI package containing JavaScript (with the power of God), some XML and any native executables the XPI wants to install too. For all the complaints about ActiveX, extensions are potentially even worse.


      Once installed an extension can do anything the user can do. Normally that might be to stick a button onto the browser, but there's nothing to stop the extension searching your drive and uploading data, acting as spyware or installing a root kit etc.


      Just like ActiveX, XPI files are meant to be signed so you can establish trust. But no one digitally signs their Firefox extensions! Therefore users are 'trained' to install untrusted XPI extensions. Untrusted means you have no idea who wrote it, or if it's been tampered with.


      Firefox 1.0pr1 has introduced a small band-aid. Now have to indicate you 'trust' a site before you can install an XPI from it. It's better than nothing but it still won't authenticate or repudiate the XPI as being from that site - someone could have replaced the genuine XPI with a malicious one, or intercepted the entire site entirely.


      The XPI model either needs to enforce certs and give contributors a way to get them conveniently and cheaply. Or it should move over to PGP signatures and a web of trust model. In some ways the latter is more beneficial since people don't have to fork out ludicrous sums to Verisign to authenticate that they wrote the extension.


      In any case, I'm just indicating that a naive user could install something on Linux that they would later regret.

    48. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For fuck's sake, shut the hell up. You're an embarrassment to yourself.

    49. Re:In that case... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Question is; what are your aunts and uncles using the computer for? Is it just a glorified email and browsing appliance?

      Let me put this another way; could you install Linux on their machines, and have them still do the stuff they wanted to?

      Ensure you have decent security set up, use Firefox, and leave them to it.

      Sure, they'll get pissed off when they try downloading Windows goodies that don't work, but... you have to balance this against a machine loaded with spyware.

      Yeah, I *know* Linux wouldn't be half as safe if it was as popular as Windows; but currently, it's not, and you can cross that bridge when you come to it.

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    50. Re:In that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing you just made an ass of yourself. Whoever moded him up is your average wanker.

    51. Re:In that case... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Funny thing, I read that article and a popup for spyware comes up, defying even Firefox's popup blocker. Ironically, the popup said that the computer has spyware installed.

      That happened to me too. Ironically, I was running Mozilla (not Firefox, guess I should upgrade...) under Linux, and a dialog popped up informing me I had spyware.

      Strange thing is, the pop-up looked *just like* a Windows XP dialog box.

      So, I can only come to one conclusion; somehow my Linux box has been infected with the extremely nasty "Windows XP" spyware program. I heard that this one actually sends back lots of unsolicited information to the writers, Microsoft. Is this true?

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    52. Re:In that case... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      The stuff that is open-sourced will not have as much of a problem as the closed-source stuff - the "many eyes", etc.

      As for MS not having an incentive to develop a virus for linux, you really do need to recall the illegal stuff they did vis. lotus "DOS ain't done until Lotus won't run". At the time, Microsoft was the smaller of the two companies in terms of gross revenue.

      And you seem not to be aware of their tactics of "offering" to buy a company, getting a peek at the technology's internals, and then developing a competing product instead ("Go Computing"., etc).

      And there are the lies under oath...

      And the constant use of FUD...

      And the funding of SCO...

      And the unsubtle attempt to get developers to contaminate themselves so as to never be able to work on an open-source project again, via their "shared-source" crap... What world HAVE you been living in, anyway, to believe Microsoft, given a chance, wouldn't devote resources to developing a linux virus, either directly or indirectly. :-)

    53. Re:In that case... by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      only to you.

    54. Re:In that case... by Big+Nothing · · Score: 1

      You had me at "girl".

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    55. Re:In that case... by ajs318 · · Score: 1
      how the fuck does Linux prevent spyware?
      Several methods, actually.
      1. Linux is, to all intents and purposes, Unix. {OK, that's a bit like saying Sainsbury's own-brand cola drink is Coke. It isn't. But they are both brown-coloured sweetened carbonated drinks flavoured with plant extracts. Linux and Unix are both implementations of an ISO standard called POSIX.} The security of Unix is widely known, and has been improving over the years.
      2. Linux is fragmentated. Different distributions have different ideas about where things belong. Distributors analyse packages and patch them slightly, so Apache2 compiled and packaged for Mandrake probably won't run properly on SuSE, even though both use RPM package files. They probably have different library versions and different directory structures. If you want to be sure of something working, the best guarantee is to compile it from source on the target machine; the more similarly-configured the compiling and target machines, the greater the likelihood of success. Spyware as source code would be detected instantly, so it would have to sneak in in binary form -- and then run up against dependency hell. {It doesn't just affect programmes you want to install!}
      3. Linux is based from the ground up on Open Source methodologies. Linux users actually expect to see the source code, as a matter of course. While many distributions provide pre-compiled binary packages, these are more for historical reasons of convenience -- compiling used to be a slow process in the Bad Old Days. But at least one popular distribution eschews binary packages altogether {except for a tiny installation system with a kernel and compiler, which themselves get overwritten over the course of the full install}, favouring "in-house" compilation on the user's own machine.
      4. Linux users are a community. We help one another out. Our developers simply aren't out to stab their own users in the back. Users would never stand for it anyway if they were -- there is a small but significant hard core of us who we would sooner write our own replacement for any bad software than use it.
      5. Linux doesn't pretend not to be hard the way Windows does. It does not tolerate the kind of ignorance that Windows users routinely get away with {almost to the point of claiming ignorance as a virtue}. As a result, Linux users tend to be more clued-up. This is by no means a bad thing. It does you no harm to know what an IP address is, or that you can't install one piece of software without also installing another piece of software. It might even do you some good. People who know how what is under the bonnet of a car do tend to take better care of their cars, after all.
      Market share has been shown to be a red herring. Closed Source apologists like to trot it out every so often, but it's quite simply not true that having a majority market share automatically makes you a target. The Open Source Apache web server has twice the market share of the closed-source IIS -- but nothing like twice the frequency of attack. If you're big, and people think you behave like an arsehole, and you get picked on, it might be the arsehole-ness, rather than the size, that motivates people to pick on you!
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    56. Re:In that case... by dheltzel · · Score: 1
      The reason there's not much spyware on Linux is the same reason there isn't much in the way of viruses, worms, and popular commercial software: lack of market share.

      This is an old and specious argument. It seems to make a certain amount of sense, except for one little (actually big) problem -- Apache.

      Apache is 2 to 1 more popular that IIS and has had it's share of security holes (found and patched immediately), but where is the Nimda or Code Red for Apache ? Can you name one Apache worm that even comes close to the prevalence of the IIS worms? I can't remember an Apache worm, period. There might have been one, but it's long gone. But I'm still getting code red alerts in my apache logs, years after the initial release.

      Perhaps you could say that the reason is that the black hats hate IIS and not Apache, but is that not also true of Windows/Linux ?

    57. Re:In that case... by dheltzel · · Score: 1
      You pull up in your drive way and everything seems normal. But then you walk in the house and see a hot girl sitting on your couch. She walks over and gives you a passionate kiss and tells you dinner is ready. You know something is seriously wrong the universe.

      If you're posting this on /., I think the real question would be -- Do you care about spyware anymore?

    58. Re:In that case... by tepples · · Score: 1

      [In recent Firefox you] have to indicate you 'trust' a site before you can install an XPI from it. It's better than nothing but it still won't authenticate or repudiate the XPI as being from that site - someone could have replaced the genuine XPI with a malicious one, or intercepted the entire site entirely.

      Doesn't HTTPS solve the latter problem?

    59. Re:In that case... by Krafty+Koder · · Score: 1

      Linux has a pretty big market share of web servers - wouldnt THAT be a nice juicy target for spyware? Why arent the spambot writers targetting Linux servers? Wouldnt thousands of Linux servers issueing spam be far preferrable to ADSL connected Windows machines? Sorry, but it's got absolutely nothing to do with market share.

    60. Re:In that case... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      I didn't realize spyware authors stole source code to programs and implanted spyware in it.

      Well, it has been known to happen. There are a whole lot of P2P programs out there that just take Gnucleus, make some small changes to the interface, replace the GPL with a ridiculous EULA and add spyware.

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    61. Re:In that case... by lhaeh · · Score: 1

      Giving spyware servers bad data to poison their databases is a cool idea I haven't heard of before. I'm aware of a set of scripts that someone made to fill in fake form data on spammers websites. This is simular, but I doubt both are legal.

      Not that it would stop me, anyone know of something like this out there?

    62. Re:In that case... by KrispyKringle · · Score: 0

      1. Linux is, to all intents and purposes, Unix. {OK, that's a bit like saying Sainsbury's own-brand cola drink is Coke. It isn't. But they are both brown-coloured sweetened carbonated drinks flavoured with plant extracts. Linux and Unix are both implementations of an ISO standard called POSIX.} The security of Unix is widely known, and has been improving over the years.

      Um, relevance? My contention is that the Linux permissions scheme does not prevent a user from running spyware against himself. The above statement does not contest that in the slightest.

      2. Linux is fragmentated. Different distributions have different ideas about where things belong. Distributors analyse packages and patch them slightly, so Apache2 compiled and packaged for Mandrake probably won't run properly on SuSE, even though both use RPM package files. They probably have different library versions and different directory structures. If you want to be sure of something working, the best guarantee is to compile it from source on the target machine; the more similarly-configured the compiling and target machines, the greater the likelihood of success. Spyware as source code would be detected instantly, so it would have to sneak in in binary form -- and then run up against dependency hell. {It doesn't just affect programmes you want to install!}

      First off, it's pretty easy to write something, assuming it doesn't have really ludicrous dependencies, that will compile without any interaction on any standard Linux installation.

      Second, do you know what it means to statically compile a binary?

      3. Linux is based from the ground up on Open Source methodologies. Linux users actually expect to see the source code, as a matter of course. While many distributions provide pre-compiled binary packages, these are more for historical reasons of convenience -- compiling used to be a slow process in the Bad Old Days. But at least one popular distribution eschews binary packages altogether {except for a tiny installation system with a kernel and compiler, which themselves get overwritten over the course of the full install}, favouring "in-house" compilation on the user's own machine.

      Again, two things. First, how many users actually *look* at the source code? Not many (if you install packages from your distro directly, you're a lot better off; at the very least, it's been tested thoroughly, and some distros, including Debian and Gentoo, have active or budding audit projects as well).

      Second, binary packages are not just a hold-over from the ``Bad Old Days.'' Ever compile a large-ish desktop system from scratch? I'm a Gentoo user, so I'm very familiar with the pains of compilation.

      4. Linux users are a community. We help one another out. Our developers simply aren't out to stab their own users in the back. Users would never stand for it anyway if they were -- there is a small but significant hard core of us who we would sooner write our own replacement for any bad software than use it.

      Do you know, personally, the developers of every bit of software you've ever installed? Have you inspected the security of their CVS server to make sure they aren't allowing anonymous nasties to commit trojaned patches? Source code means nothing if you aren't going to read it.

      5. Linux doesn't pretend not to be hard the way Windows does. It does not tolerate the kind of ignorance that Windows users routinely get away with {almost to the point of claiming ignorance as a virtue}. As a result, Linux users tend to be more clued-up. This is by no means a bad thing. It does you no harm to know what an IP address is, or that you can't install one piece of software without also installing another piece of software. It might even do you some good. People who know how what is under the bonnet of a car do tend to take better care of their cars, after all.

      Apparently Linux users *can* be ignorant. Case in point.

      You are right that market share is not

    63. Re:In that case... by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1

      No. My argument is not about Linux versus Windows security. My argument is that the default Linux permissions scheme does not prevent a user from running software that spies on him and sends statistics over the internet, nor does it prevent a user from running a trojan that sends itself on to all his pals or nukes all his files. The Linux permissions architecture is largely sufficient, if quite limited, for multi-user protections. But it's completely ineffective at protecting a user from himself.

    64. Re:In that case... by black+mariah · · Score: 1
      The stuff that is open-sourced will not have as much of a problem as the closed-source stuff - the "many eyes", etc.
      Which means absolutely nothing. All you have to do is install your spyware in a hidden directory in HOME. How many eyes are going to see the hidden files in your home directory? You don't need a fucking kernel module, you don't need to hide the fucking process, you don't need to do a damn thing except have a lot of fucking IDIOTS using Linux the same way a lot of fucking idiots use Windows.
      And you seem not to be aware of their tactics...
      There's a huge fucking difference between the things you mentioned and writing malicious software. If you can't figure it out, try pulling your head out of your ass for a while. You think much better when oxygen can reach your brain easily.
      What world HAVE you been living in, anyway, to believe Microsoft, given a chance, wouldn't devote resources to developing a linux virus, either directly or indirectly.
      The one where MS has a few billion dollars and doesn't give a shit about a few geek-ass bastards cutting into their main revenue source, which is DESKTOP computers. All the FUD, all the shit you want to mention, is centered on business use. 90% of home users use Windows, a few use Macs, and a tiny subset of dorkasses use Linux. MS doesn't care about you, your ideology, or anything else other than their bottom line. They are spreading FUD in areas where they've either never been a player (web servers, large business servers) or have never been the lone player (office software). I'll ask you again, what would be their gain in making a Linux virus? Infecting less than one percent of the people that use home PC's? Pointless. Infecting servers? Like I've said before that's a more likely scenario but, again as I've said before, sysadmins (ones that keep their job, anyway) don't install random shit.

      So what's the fucking point?

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    65. Re:In that case... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      MS doesn't care about you, your ideology, or anything else other than <b>their bottom line. </b>
      So let's look at their bottom line, and the things that affect it. Microsoft has only 2 real profit centers - their desktop os and their office suite. Everything else is marginal, or loses money.

      They're already having to cut their prices when dealing with governments and large corporations because of the threat of linux on the desktop. Or have you been living in a cave with Osama's remains?

      Or was Balmer lying when he said Linux was the number 1 threat? Just google for "balmer linux number 1 threat", or, if you're too lazy:

      "Microsoft's President and CEO this week named Linux as the company's biggest problem going into 2001. Speaking at an Internet conference hosted by Morgan Stanley Dean Witter, Steve Ballmer said that both Unix and Linux threaten Windows' stronghold in the marketplace, but that the latter is the bigger headache."

      "I think you have to rate competitors that threaten your core higher than you rate competitors where you're trying to take from them. It puts the Linux phenomenon and the Unix phenomenon at the top of the list," said Ballmer, in a statement last Monday. "I'd put the Linux phenomenon really as threat No. 1."
      Now back on-topic ...

      The "idiots" who would use linux the same way they would use windows are also so stupid that they wouldn't know how to log on as root, so it's a self-selecting set of morons. As you so "kindly" pointed out, it's the "idiots using windows" (your term) that are the problem.

      I'll ask you again, what would be their gain in making a Linux virus? Infecting less than one percent of the people that use home PC's? Pointless.
      Any script kiddie or spammer would be more than happy to 0wn 1% of all home pcs. So, not so pointless.

      as I've said before, sysadmins (ones that keep their job, anyway) don't install random shit.
      So, sysadmins don't install Windows any more? They don't install untested patches any more? They're never under time pressure any more? They never install software with known bugs any more? They never install Internet Exploder or Media Playwhore any more?

      Calm down and think about what you're saying for 2 seconds.

    66. Re:In that case... by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1
      OK, not to pick on you--you aren't the only one to post that here--but how the fuck does Linux prevent spyware?

      1. By not having a totally broken and f'ed up security model. (I CAN'T reformat my HD clicking a link on the freakin internet which takes advantage of an exploit in just ONE piece of software.)
      2. By changing the API when there's a problem with the API. (Windows places compatibility over security.)
      3. peer review
      4. fast response time
      5. taking security issues more seriously in the first place
      Linux has the technological capability to be infected with spyware.

      Sure, but you're just using that as an excuse to ignore all the huge differences in system architecture. You can still die if you're shot while wearing a bullet-proof vest, does that make them worthless or bullet-proof vests a bad idea? This type of argument is just plain silly. You could still steal my bike if I keep it in a bank vault. It's still "technologically possible", but it's a hell of a lot safer than tying it to a lamp post with a piece of rope and a funky knot.

      But the only thing I can think of that might make Linux marginally safer is the lack of an ActiveX browser.

      Then you should read more about it. There are lots of other bad things MS does.

      I use Linux full-time. I push it when it makes sense, and even put plenty of spare hours back into my favorite distribution. But every once in a while, when I decide to revisit Slashdot, I'm just embarassed by the blind fanboy-ism. It's annoying. Get a fucking life.

      Translation:
      Hey mods! I don't want to sound like a total troll so I use Linux (whether or not I really do). This way I can aviod being modded into oblivion for making fun of people who advocate the use of a better designed system.

      If you really do use linux full time, you should have a better appreeciation of its security features.
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    67. Re:In that case... by black+mariah · · Score: 1
      Calm down and think about what you're saying for 2 seconds.
      How about you actually read what the fuck I'm writing for two seconds?
      They're already having to cut their prices when dealing with governments and large corporations because of the threat of linux on the desktop.
      No, they're having to deal with Linux creeping from the server into the other machines a business uses. I don't understand why this sort of thing is continually talked up as 'desktop' use. It is not, it is business use. Difference is, desktop users don't have a sysadmin hanging over them to punch them in the face for installing screensavers that were emailed to them.
      Or was Balmer lying when he said Linux was the number 1 threat?
      Four years ago. Got anything recent? Even back then, that's the equivalent of an elephant calling a mouse its number one threat. Not even a suped-up cyborg mouse with frickin' lasers on its head or a bucket for a hand or anything cool like that. Just a regular mouse that would get skooshed rather quickly.
      As you so "kindly" pointed out, it's the "idiots using windows" (your term) that are the problem.
      It should be noted that the "idiots using windows" refers to stupid people that happen to use Windows, not that all Windows users are idiots.
      Any script kiddie or spammer would be more than happy to 0wn 1% of all home pcs. So, not so pointless.
      Are you Icelandic or retarded? I asked you why MICROSOFT would bother with a Linux virus, not why a script kiddie would. The latter's motivations are blindingly obvious.
      So, sysadmins don't install Windows any more? They don't install untested patches any more? They're never under time pressure any more? They never install software with known bugs any more? They never install Internet Exploder or Media Playwhore any more?
      No, dumbass, they don't install RANDOM SHIT that someone they don't fucking know emails them. Do you know of a single sysadmin that would be stupid enough to install something that a person they don't even know sent to them? If you do, they probably haven't been able to stay employed for very long.

      Since you apparently have trouble understanding things that are not so spelled out even a braindamaged labrat could understand them, I will ask this question again being a fuckton more specific...

      What possible, and LOGICAL, reason for developing a Linux-based computer virus would the Microsoft Corporation have? No sidestepping, no end-arounds. Answer the fucking question with a response that doesn't involve anti-MS FUD or shut the fuck up.

      BTW, I'm not an MS fanboy or anything like that. I run Fedora Core on my box. It just pisses me off when I see blatant MS-bashing using the same FUD-y bullshit that Linux dorks proclaim to hate when it comes from MS.
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    68. Re:In that case... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      *yawn* Pretty lousy troll as far as trolls go ...

      No, they're having to deal with Linux creeping from the server into the other machines a business uses. I don't understand why this sort of thing is continually talked up as 'desktop' use. It is not, it is business use
      Obviously you're being (purposefully?) retarded, since you don't understand that businesses do use Windows on the desktop every day. "Desktop" does not refer exclusively to home users.

      So, troll, HAND.

    69. Re:In that case... by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying, by completely ignoring a simple fucking question no less than three times, is "I have no clue why MS would program a Linux virus, but I'm going to bitch about them anyway." Thank you for playing... fuck off.

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    70. Re:In that case... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      *yawn again*

      You really don't get it.

      You're the one who can't even get simple concepts straight - like thinking that only home users use Windows as a desktop machine.

      I've already given reasons why Microsoft would encourage the development of non-windows viruses. Don't like them? Too bad. You're entitled to your opinion.

      If you recall, this thread is about spyware. I had originally posted that if I were to do any spyware, I would put it into a loadable module. You, in your ignorance, associated "module" and "kernel". You're the one who started raving about "trying to fly a module past the kernel developers". You exposed yurself there as obviusly having no clue about programming.

      So, everyone who reads this thread knows you are talking out of your ass. As I said before, HAND.

      Now, back on-topic. Spyware. As others have pointed out, the default privileges under linux are better than Windows, even with SP2. This is because Microsoft still hasn't gotten it through their head that "useability" includes "long-term useability". A bit of inconvenience today, or a slightly longer learning curve, but not having to reinstall every few months to get rid of spyware, is a lot more useable than the current situation.

      So, a large part of the spyware problem is due to Microsoft's practices. To say otherwise is either ignorant, delusional, or barefaced astroturfing.

    71. Re:In that case... by black+mariah · · Score: 1
      As I'll say now, KMBA.

      You're the one who can't even get simple concepts straight - like thinking that only home users use Windows as a desktop machine.
      And you can't get a simple concept like business vs home use.
      You, in your ignorance, associated "module" and "kernel".
      The first thing you posted in this dicussion reads in part, and I quote:
      "The TAINT flag is not obscure "
      YOU are the one that brough kernels into this. You mention modules, you mention kernels, exactly what the fuck am I supposed to be thinking?
      So, a large part of the spyware problem is due to Microsoft's practices. To say otherwise is either ignorant, delusional, or barefaced astroturfing.
      I never said otherwise, you fucking retard. Goddamn, I swear to fuck I've never run across anyone as unashamedly fucktarded as you are. Is English your first language? If you have difficulty understanding the subtleties of the language it makes your comments less questionable, but even then this is some dumb shit.
      I've already given reasons why Microsoft would encourage the development of non-windows viruses.
      No, you have not. You displayed instances of shitty business practice but those are not REASONS FOR WRITING SPYWARE OR VIRUSES FOR LINUX. Quit being a fucking moron, and answer the goddamned question. What incentive is there? "To hurt Linux" isn't good enough. That's a moronic catchall bullshit statement. Then again, I'm dealing with a dumbass...
      --
      'Standards' in computing only impress those who are impressed by things like 'standards'.
    72. Re:In that case... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      If you knew what you were talking about, you might have a chance of being funny.

      Reemember, you're the one who wrote:

      No, they're having to deal with Linux creeping from the server into the other machines a business uses. I don't understand why this sort of thing is continually talked up as 'desktop' use. It is not, it is business use
      It's desktop use. Businesses are more than just servers. You still won't admit you were wrong. So, what else is new, silly troll?

      To continue ... before that you wrote:

      Kernel modules have fuckall to do with spyware (who would be stupid enough to try and fly a massive chunk of spyware code in under the module radar?)
      Again showing your ignorance of what a module is and what it can be used for.

      Then you complain:

      You mention modules, you mention kernels, exactly what the fuck am I supposed to be thinking?
      To which I would reply, don't shoot your mouth off about something you don't understand. Part of one of my responses was concerning the kernel "taint" flag when modules that don't have a gpl-compatible license are loaded, in response to a post that mentioned "some obscure flag". You are the one who went on about "trying to fly a massive chunk of code under the module radar", not knowing that there is no "radar" to sneak under - the LKM makes it clear that the devs won't even look at a module that doesn't have the source, and don't care.

      And now you froth at the mouth like this:

      You displayed instances of shitty business practice but those are not REASONS FOR WRITING SPYWARE OR VIRUSES FOR LINUX
      The examples I gave all had one thing in common - Microsoft using less-than-honest business tactics. Spyware fits into that category. Many Microsoft products "phone home". They give your machine configuration and what other software you're running (which is none of their damn business). It gives them stats on their competitors.

      So they would have ample reason to create spyware for linux - it's all about competing, and information is power.

      But, you, being a troll, won't admit it when you've been caught. Take a chill pill.

  5. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i work for a smaller isp and our ratio is probably a bit higher than this...and if its not a "i have too many popups" then its a "i can get on but cant go anywhere and half the time those end up being fix by runing spybot/adaware/hijackthis/cwsshredder...

  6. Perhaps Dell should pre-install less spyware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Seems most of the pre-installed software on PCs these days are lite versions that try to get you to upgrade; often through spyware-like techniques - pinging the vendor and pushing their upgrades.

    If Dell pre-installed less spyware, perhaps they'd get fewer calls.

    Or, if they pre-installed Linux there'd be even less (unless you count up-to-date/rhn as spyware).

    1. Re:Perhaps Dell should pre-install less spyware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dell can't sell Linux PCs since MS won't let them. Dell lacks balls and will suck Gate's cock till his head explodes. Linux would be the solution.

    2. Re:Perhaps Dell should pre-install less spyware. by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing they have more calls if they preinstalled linux.

    3. Re:Perhaps Dell should pre-install less spyware. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Informative

      You can get a Dell with no OS, and with FreeDOS in the box. Or you can get a Dell Precision with RH pre-installed.

    4. Re:Perhaps Dell should pre-install less spyware. by suckmysav · · Score: 3, Informative

      The problem is that Dell hides these little morsels of information so that unless you are already determined to buy a Dell with Red Hat on it you would never know you even had the option.

      The very fact that you have been modded informative serves to demonstrate that Dell + RedHat is not an obvious option and most people remain blissfully unaware that it exists.

      Dell only offer Linux as an option to appease the Linux crowd. They certainly don't want to be hit by a backlash from the rabid Linux fanboys. But at the same time they are keeping on BillG's good side by sticking "Dell recommends Microsoft® Windows® XP" graphics all over their webstore and ensuring that the Linux option is kept pretty much hidden from the general publics view.

      Try going to the Dell website and browsing to a PC with Linux. Don't do a site search for Linux, as that defeats the purpose. Joe Average won't be doing that after all. I just tried looking around for a few minutes. You would think that if you were to check out the "Learn more about operating systems" links on most of their store pages you might see a mention of the Linux option?. No, there is no mention of Linux in there, just descriptions of XP Home vs XP Professional. Yay! It's as if Linux doesn't even exist.

      Dell might technically sell you Linux if you ask for it, but they sure go out of their way to make sure you don't ask about it.

      --
      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
    5. Re:Perhaps Dell should pre-install less spyware. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      Try going to the Dell website and browsing to a PC with Linux.

      Dell might technically sell you Linux if you ask for it, but they sure go out of their way to make sure you don't ask about it.

      Sure. 3 clicks:
      Dell|Small Business|Desktops. "Dell Alternative Operating System Desktops" is listed right there with the regular Dimension, Optiplex, and Precision Windows offerings. Granted, you have to choose 'Small Business' instead of 'Home', but it's not that hard.

      The very fact that you have been modded informative serves to demonstrate that Dell + RedHat is not an obvious option and most people remain blissfully unaware that it exists.

      It might also point to the possibility that people here don't buy 'off the rack'.

      Yes, Dell 'recommends' Windows. Prominently. But other options are there, and it's not that hard to get there.

    6. Re:Perhaps Dell should pre-install less spyware. by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      Yes, well I was emulating "Joe Average" after all so I was looking in the "Home" section as a result.

      I'll take your word for it that the option is reasonably easy to find in the business section.

      --
      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
    7. Re:Perhaps Dell should pre-install less spyware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, you can order a Dell without Windows. I promply received my windows refund a couple weeks after I received my computer. It just takes you some time on the phone, redialing, and talking to different sales people until you finally get one on the line who OKs it.

    8. Re:Perhaps Dell should pre-install less spyware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might as well tell you, they do not sell laptops with linux at all. I called Dell to order a machine because I wanted them to partition the disk for me before installing all their software. I told them specificially that I would be installing Linux on the spare partition.

      The response: "Dell does not sell PCs without Windows."

    9. Re:Perhaps Dell should pre-install less spyware. by Mant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Great, if the average PC user didn't want windows pre-installed.

      The sort of people clogged up with spyware aren't the technical users who want to use something other then widows, or install any OS themselves.

  7. Dell saves $$$ pre-installing firefox by w42w42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or they would if this were really a problem for them. Makes one wonder.

    1. Re:Dell saves $$$ pre-installing firefox by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

      Then they get to pay full retail for the OEM copies of Windows that they're probably paying at most $20/CPU in return for promising not to install any competing operating systems on their desktops. Probably cheaper to let the outsourced Indian reps say "sorry, we can't help you" over VoIP. At least in the short run.

    2. Re:Dell saves $$$ pre-installing firefox by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are Dell support calls in the US free, as they certainly aren't in the UK? We had a Dell PC (for sale - don't believe Dell can't be bought through retail channels) that had a faulty monitor and I phoned the helpline to get it changed over which took 36 minutes of pretending to do what I was asked (rebooting, unplugging the monitor etc) and it ran up a rather sizeable call cost, which I am sure Dell get a cut from.

      Stuart

      --
      It's all fun and games until a 200' robot dinosaur shows up and trashes Neo-Tokyo... Again
    3. Re:Dell saves $$$ pre-installing firefox by Stevyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They always try to include their Dell Jukebox software along with the sale of a PC. That competes with WMP. But I'm sure they've thought about it. Every time I clean up spyware off of someone's computer, I install Firefox.

    4. Re:Dell saves $$$ pre-installing firefox by bunratty · · Score: 2, Funny

      Firefox is an OS???

      --
      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    5. Re:Dell saves $$$ pre-installing firefox by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

      I knew someone was going to catch that. I meant competing browser. I'm sure they're quite prohibited from installing any browser but IE. Of course, the agreements have a gag clause, and the "Justice" department let MS get away with a slap on the wrist, so we will likely never be sure.

    6. Re:Dell saves $$$ pre-installing firefox by jhdevos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I sometimes remove spyware for people, and after that I usually install Firefox for them. A few months later, they've usually managed to install a lot more spyware, Firefox or no -- if a friend shows them some 'cool' program, they will install it, they want that filesharing program to download mp3z after all...

      Software is not the answer, education is.

      Jan

    7. Re:Dell saves $$$ pre-installing firefox by germanStefan · · Score: 1

      my clients save lots of money at my expense because I installed firefox with the "view in IE" plugin. They are only allowed to use IE for the websites that require activeX, VB or just don't render correctly. I would be making a lot more money if I just fixed spyware every week, but that gets mundane and boring.

    8. Re:Dell saves $$$ pre-installing firefox by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 1

      They have toll-free support numbers here in the US.

    9. Re:Dell saves $$$ pre-installing firefox by dheltzel · · Score: 1
      Firefox is an OS???

      Not yet, that will be the 2.0 release, when the code is merged with emacs.

  8. Popups, maybe? by Infinityis · · Score: 1, Funny

    Of course, it doesn't help that the Dell website has a popup message proclaiming

    "SPYWARE DETECTED ON YOUR MACHINE! CLICK HERE TO REMOVE!"

    After which, the user proptly clickes there to install the spyware...

    (Ok, I don't know if the Dell website really has a popup like that, but I have no reason to believe it doesn't, and I sure ain't going there to check it out)

    1. Re:Popups, maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this crack that you are smoking. You suspect spyware from Dell but yet will not verify.

      I checked it out with FireFox 1.0_pr and no popups were found.

    2. Re:Popups, maybe? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      It probably does have that popup, but only because the popup is put there by spyware.

    3. Re:Popups, maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What is this crack that you are smoking. "

      LOL, it's ghetoo-speak a la Apu!

      "I have not any idea where my bitches are at!"

  9. I just *can't* beleive that by Lisandro · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ohh look, the sky is blue! And my water is wet!

    1. Re:I just *can't* beleive that by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Come on, admit it. You're really Aristotle re-incarnated, aren't you.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    2. Re:I just *can't* beleive that by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      Nah. I'm not that lucky.

    3. Re:I just *can't* beleive that by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      You've got WET water??

      Hot diggity, gotta get me some of that ;)

      --
      This is the sig that says NI (again)
    4. Re:I just *can't* beleive that by Zapraki · · Score: 1

      Does anybody else find it mildly ironic that the above post was moderated "interesting"?

    5. Re:I just *can't* beleive that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it should be informative...

  10. 20% is only the call volume from Dell by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... and that would be limited only to Dell customers under warranty or some sort of service package who actually bother to call for support. I would consider it safe to suspect that the actual percentile of spyware infested PC's to be more on the order of 60-70%.

    Remember, people only call when they are aware of a problem.
    And even then, most people will "get by" until the problem is so pronounced they are forced to do something about it.

    1. Re:20% is only the call volume from Dell by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      They were COMPLETELY aware of your point. That's why, if you even bothered to read the SUMMARY you would have seen their 90% figure. RTFS.

      --

      --

      WHO ATE MY BREAKFAST PANTS?
    2. Re:20% is only the call volume from Dell by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, l0ungeb0y. Forty percent of all people know that.

    3. Re:20% is only the call volume from Dell by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Try 100%. I have yet to find a computer clean of spyware. And if you do, it's because the user is already computer savy and cautious.

      --
      Life is not for the lazy.
    4. Re:20% is only the call volume from Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try 100%. I have yet to find a computer clean of spyware. And if you do, it's because the user is already computer savy and cautious.

      My family doesn't have spyware on their SuSE boxes. None except for me are particularly savvy about spyware.

    5. Re:20% is only the call volume from Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ad-Aware etc reports some largely harmless built-in Windows stuff as spyware (Alexia, DSO "Exploit").

      If you ignore this stuff and the tracking cookies, I doubt you get anywhere near 100%.

    6. Re:20% is only the call volume from Dell by strider44 · · Score: 1

      I don't have any so you'd better make that 99.999%

  11. 85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Stevyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Alright, I'm just some guy who fixes computers for friends occasionally, but I like statistics too. When my friends call me a geek for using Linux, I always retort "Guess when the last time I had a problem with spyware?"

    I think Dell is going to do some small case studies of selling the average user a machine loaded with linux and see if it becomes cheaper to support them.

    1. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by urban_gorilla · · Score: 3, Funny

      haven't you heard? Linux *IS* sypware!
      dont believe the hippy-left-wing-pinko-commie-hype!

      --
      "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah." - Lennon, McCartney
    2. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Dell is going to do some small case studies of selling the average user a machine loaded with linux and see if it becomes cheaper to support them.

      Sorry, you've just failed advanced business. Dell is making this noise, not to sell Linux, but to sell anti-spyware software with every Windows PC. If they sell Linux, they make a one-time profit and a small saving in support calls. If they sell anti-spyware and anti-virus software, they get an annual revenue from all customers, enough to cover the support calls and more.

    3. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by modifried · · Score: 1

      Alright, I'm just some guy who fixes computers for friends occasionally, but I like statistics too. When my friends call me a geek for using Linux, I always retort "Guess when the last time I had a problem with spyware?"

      The last time I had a problem with spyware was around 8 months ago, and I'm using Windows. Coincidentally, that's when I switched to Firefox. I haven't had issues (with my own machine, at least) since.

    4. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by fredrikj · · Score: 1

      I mainly use Windows, without anti-virus software, and I've *never* had a problem either with viruses or spyware on my own box. This is basically because 1) I've never used Outlook 2) I switched browser to Opera (and later, Mozilla) before spyware became really common, and 3) I consult common sense before I download and run something from the WWW.

    5. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Linux is spyware, why don't I get pop-ups and slow performance?

      Sounds like a cock sucking Microsoft whore.

    6. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably even cheaper to support rocks that come with a piece of chalk to write on them. No spyware, viruses, upgrades, command-lines, etc. However, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

    7. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      I'm just some guy who fixes computers for friends occasionally

      I get asked, because I'm a geek and therefore expected to know about computers, but my honest answer to friends who need tech support is "I don't know sweet FA about fixing windows. All my meagre knowledge is linux-based."

      --
      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
    8. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by bfields · · Score: 1
      I think Dell is going to do some small case studies of selling the average user a machine loaded with linux and see if it becomes cheaper to support them.

      First you'll have to explain what it is about Linux that makes it inherently more spyware-averse than Windows.

      If there are differences I suspect they're in applications rather than the OS--for example, Explorer may make it too easy to download and run software from random websites (but not having used Explorer or ever tried to download spyware for any browser, I don't know if that's actually true...).

      --Bruce Fields

    9. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by hob42 · · Score: 1

      I have similar experiences, except I *have* used Outlook ever since I gave up on Netscape 4.x in '99. That's also the time I started using IE regularly instead of Netscape, and I only finally felt Mozilla had matured enough to switch to FireFox here in the last couple months. To hack a line from the drug war ads: Common sense is my anti-virus.

      The problem is those people who either don't have the same common sense as we do, or don't think to utilize it.

    10. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Vic+Metcalfe · · Score: 1

      I've never had a spyware problem on my own PC. I use IE for web browsing and I use outlook for email. I do run Norton Antivirus and Norton Internet Security 2004. This is not an endorsement of these products, just a statement of fact.

      I don't think my dad has ever had a spyware problem, but he runs Opera for his web and email needs. Most other Windows users I know have had/are having spyware problems. I think this is largely because they like to click buttons labled "Yes" or they don't keep their systems up to date with Windows Update. I don't know for sure.

      You know, every time I post to Slashdot in a way that isn't anti-microsoft I feel almost as though I'm trolling for Linux zealots, but I'm honestly just trying to provide some real information from a real Windows user. I've also been running Linux since 1993. There was a few years of that time when I only ran Linux, but on the desktop I honestly like Windows better even with the need for Norton like products.

    11. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by grotgrot · · Score: 5, Interesting
      When my friends call me a geek for using Linux, I always retort "Guess when the last time I had a problem with spyware?"

      I have been using DOS then Windows since 1984 and have never had spyware or a virus either. In fact I don't even run checkers constantly, just every few weeks to double check. (And for the record I have been doing Linux since late 1991 and not had anything there either).

      If you are prepared to put the time and effort into it, it is all pretty easy. You don't blindly run or view stuff from other sources, you don't steal software (if you don't have the originals then you have no idea what you are actually getting), you pay attention to the dialog boxes that various programs display etc. Heck I even read the contents of those dialog boxes with legal agreements in them before clicking Ok or Cancel. Most people just don't do that, and as a result their computers end up with more "helpful" software than they otherwise anticipated.

      To say that Linux by design is invulnerable is nonsense. It doesn't take too much to infect an individual user (remember they aren't reading those dialog boxes either). And notice how on many Linuxen, when you try to run an admin tool on your ordinary user desktop, prompt for your (sudo) or the root password and which then leaves a key icon in your panel. That is one thing that can be abused to go from ordinary user to root. In many cases a piece of malware could probably just prompt and the average user would type in the necessary password.

      Quite frankly I don't know the answer. Signing stuff doesn't work. User education is futile - why should someone have to know about the internals of their computer, operating system, access and authorisation models? It probably comes down the programmers and user interface. Every time the software has to ask a question, it is being stupid. We need to continually work on the software meeting the user's goals without needing to be babysat, and especially without them having to make these decisions all the time.

    12. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      Great. Now your friends can call you a geek for answering with "Guess when the last time I had a problem with spyware?"

    13. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by dmaxwell · · Score: 2, Funny

      Last week the local news had a fluff piece on spyware. My wife asked "What's spyware?" I answered that it was a bane of my existence at work but something we'll never worry about at home.

    14. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by andy1307 · · Score: 0, Troll
      When my friends call me a geek for using Linux,

      Why would anyone need to run spyware on us? Just the fact that we're running linux should be a red flag for companies selling dating services and personal hygiene products.

    15. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised. Thos of us who work in multi-platform environments with Linux often wind up far more equipped and experienced at how things work and thus at actually fixing Windows problems than most Windows users. It helps keep me employed, for one.

    16. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by suckmysav · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Quite frankly I don't know the answer."

      I know the answer, and the answer is fixed functionality, ala something like WebTV.

      Joe Average goes to the store and buys himself a PC-Appliance, it has a webbrowser, an email client, an office suite, media players and whatever else you like, but none of these things are upgradeable at all. The core OS and application space is on non-writeable media. The only things that can be written to the appliance by the end user are document files. No exececutables or scripts are allowed and even if they do manage to get on there they cannot be executed.

      Of course all we geeks will recoil in horror at the very thought of not being the Masters Of Our Domains, but quite honestly, it is the only way that non-geek users should be allowed anywhere near The Internet. And quite frankly, from what I have seen of the average non-geek users PC's, they don't require upgradeability anyway. Most of the time they are running the exact same versions of the apps that were on there when they first got their PC. Usually, the only new stuff on there is the viruses & spyware.

      --
      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
    17. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Well you see, I don't work in IT. I'm a phone lackie - Internet Accounts. I set up new customers and reset passwords and take their credit card payments. For technical support I transfer them to the technical helpdesk.

      I run Mandrake, a newbie distro, on my computers at home, except for one which is running IPCop. I don't use windows at home, and we have an IT dept that locks me out of fiddling with W2K at work.

      I could talk someone through setting up kppp if I had to, and can find my way around Mandrake's configuration tools, but I don't know much about the windows admin tools. I could work them out if I had to.

      So yeah - windows is harder for me than linux. Not because windows is inherantly harder, but due to familiarity. Give me a week with a $200 set of MCSE training manuals and I'll be able to do all that windows stuff too.

      --
      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
    18. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by shadow_slicer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      look. you don't need root access to put spyware on linux.

      demonstration:
      put spyware in some directory that looks innocuous,
      like ~/.gnome
      then get the shell to execute the following command:

      echo ~/.gnome/spyware \& | cat .xinitrc > tmp$$ && mv tmp$$ .xinitrc

      bam! instant spyware. It can interface with the Window manager (and pop up internet ads in konqueror or whatever), it can monitor keystrokes, mouseclicks, and even send a picture of the desktop to a remote location.

    19. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by grotgrot · · Score: 1
      No exececutables or scripts are allowed and even if they do manage to get on there they cannot be executed.

      That is all very fine, but it requires that what you originally have is perfect. You won't be able to patch it, put on new codecs for the multimedia, new functionality for the email client, provide any new form of automation (eg form filling and workflow for the office suite), new root certificates for any of the SSL client stuff. That will give the device and its software a very limited lifespan.

      Sure you could try solving the update problem with signing, but that either leads to monopolistic control (and who says the monopoly won't take someones money in order to make a codec available that is also spyware?) or the same problem again that general PCs have in allowing updates from many sources.

      Currently virus/spyware people have to just pick the easiest way in while reducing the changes of detection and aiming for the most success. And if you remove that way in, they will just find another. Internet Explorer is just the lowest of the low hanging fruit, but that doesn't mean the stuff above it (eg Linux) is that much harder to get in via.

    20. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Well, it was a bit after late 1991 before the network code was working. Where was the spyware going to report to? (Maybe via UUCP once that was working.)

      I never had any spyware on Coherent either! :)

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    21. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are prepared to put the time and effort into it, it is all pretty easy. You don't blindly run or view stuff from other sources,

      That rules out surfing the web.

      you don't steal software

      Actually, stealing software is fine. It's downloading copies that gets you infected.

    22. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by DoraLives · · Score: 1
      I've said this before on /. and I'll say it again, right now.

      Soon, soon enough, the whole OS and all apps that go with it is gonna show up inside machines as something like a stick of memory. Pop it in the slot, and away you go.

      Want an upgrade? Fine, go buy a new stick and pop it in the slot. NOTHING runs from ANY storage medium. Period.

      The downside to all this is that the Large Corporations who manufacture and load these "sticks" are going to have their own "approved" house brand spyware preinstalled and there's not going to be any way to remove it.

      Improvement? Hard to say. Probably not. But it's where we're going, mark my words.

      --
      Is it fascism yet?
    23. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, stealing software is fine. It's downloading copies that gets you infected.

      Actually, downloading copies is fine. It's installing the software that gets you infected.

    24. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      "That is all very fine, but it requires that what you originally have is perfect."

      Perfect? No. Functional? Yes, I agree.

      "You won't be able to patch it"

      Actually, this is the whole point and is a good thing. If something needs patching and it doesn't get patched, then you have a problem. This is what is happening out there in Windows Land right now.

      "put on new codecs for the multimedia"

      I have seen people using 5 year old PC's that look as if they are stuck in a timewarp. If they do happen to go to a website and cannot view a video because they don't have the latest version of some codec they just shrug and move along. If there were large numbers of people out there using this sort of "fixed functionality" equipment, then perhaps webmasters would think twice about putting stuff on their sites that requires the latest and greatest codec or version of flash to be viewable, or at least offer both the "latest and greatest version for geeks" along with the "compatible" version. This would not be such a bad thing IMHO.

      "new functionality for the email, provide any new form of automation (eg form filling and workflow for the office suite) client"

      This comment just serves to demonstrate that you don't understand what non-geeks are all about. Joe Average does not want "new email functionality", especially when "new functionality" often translates to "spyware and browser hijackers". Once again, I will remind you that the whole point of a fixed functionality system is to make it impossible to install spyware under the guise of "enhanced functionality". Joe Average just wants to send and receive emails. He doesn't want spyware, and he doesn't want "enhanced functionality". If he does want these things then he can go out and buy a proper PC and be prepared to learn how to use it. It's quite simple really.

      See the other poster who replied to the parent. He makes a good point

      You can still provide "upgrades" to the user in a more holistic fashion through provision of an updated "memory stick" or a bootable DVD ala some of the upgradeable DVD players you can get these days. It's not a whole lot different to how Knoppix works actually.

      --
      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
    25. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      "Soon, soon enough, the whole OS and all apps that go with it is gonna show up inside machines as something like a stick of memory. Pop it in the slot, and away you go.

      Want an upgrade? Fine, go buy a new stick and pop it in the slot. NOTHING runs from ANY storage medium. Period.

      I agree. There is no reason that you should be able to execute stuff off a storage medium really.

      The downside to all this is that the Large Corporations who manufacture and load these "sticks" are going to have their own "approved" house brand spyware preinstalled and there's not going to be any way to remove it.

      This is certainly an issue to be aware of, but I reckon that if this sort of system comes about, it will be the Linux people driving it. For example Knoppix is already doing this to a point, only they are motivated by different reasons.

      Improvement? Hard to say. Probably not.

      I see it as a definite improvement, as long as you still have the option of buying a proper PC with a proper OS (The Geek Option). If The Geek Option is taken out of the equation then I agree it will probably be a bad thing.

      But it's where we're going, mark my words.

      Can't disagree with you there. I wonder if anyone has patented the idea yet?

      --
      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
    26. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by fugas · · Score: 1

      To protect you even further from potential threats, I suggest this hardening tool: http://stoplistening.com/
      It allows you to run Windows without any Listening sockets.

    27. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, not so instant. It doesn't work in bash. Maybe if you made is more like (echo ~/.gnome/spyware \& ; cat .xinitrc) > tmp$$
      && mv tmp$$ .xinitrc

      And come on really, the average user thinks configure;make ;make install is a nightmare why the hell would they put in that convoluted mess, and better yet how would they do it without messing it up.

    28. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Heck, try a month setting up a Linux box in a multi-platform network (like a small home network), get the printing and file sharing working, and you'll even know which of the questions in that silly MCSE exam have published answers that are fundamentally incorrect.

    29. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by grotgrot · · Score: 1

      Yes, there was no networking. There wasn't even a working 'ps' command. I had to transfer everything to/from the machine via floppy disk to one of my university's Sun workstations. So technically it would have been possible :-)

    30. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by grotgrot · · Score: 1

      You cite form filling as an example of something Joe Average would never want. I didn't mean in the spyware (Gator) sense. There have been two drivers for networked machines. One is porn and the other has been interpersonal communication. For the latter my example is a card being sent round several people to "sign" but done as an office suite document. Another is something to fill out and print (eg forms for government). (Except your no updates rule means no new printer drivers so the original device has to either not be able to print, or somehow have drivers that don't ever need to be updated).

      Physical media updates won't solve the spyware/virus problem either, although they will make it somewhat more expensive. As a bad guy, simply send disks with your spyware already on it to people. Depending on your opinion of AOL, that can already be considered to have been done :-)

      So how long do you expect the device to last? Your 5 year PC example shows just how useless this device would be. 5 year old web browsers, instant messengers, versions of SSL, media players etc will very highly constrain being able to use the device for interpersonal communication.

      They may be somewhat feasible in a business environment, but using "thin" devices with remotely displayed desktops is way easier and more effective.

    31. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      I'm lucky that my home network is not multiplatform.

      Printing: I just plugged the 2nd hand HP LaserJet with JetDirect card straight into the LAN switch, assigned an IP, and told each linux box that there was an lpd server at that address. It just worked.

      Filesharing: I don't mount nfs or samba shares, I just use the "fish:" url in konqueror if I want to pull files across from one PC to another.

      --
      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
    32. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      "You cite form filling as an example of something Joe Average would never want.

      It has been my experience that your average clueless n00b

      1) does not even know that such things exist right now

      2) struggles to learn how to use the functionality that was provided when they first purchased thier PC

      3) Would be incapable of upgrading such things on a micro level were they to ever decide to try.

      It is much better to take the responsibility away from them altogether. Give them a fixed set of functional;ity that does not change over time and confuse them (best case) or morph into a spyware infested security liability (worst case). If new functionality is required they could easily upgrade the system on a macro level using something such like a new memory stick or firmware flashing bootable DVD.

      Of course, if all this is too restrictive for them, you could argue that they are approaching geek status and might be better off buying a real PC. I am not saying the fixed functionality PC is a suitable solution for everyone after all.

      --
      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
    33. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      "For the latter my example is a card being sent round several people to "sign" but done as an office suite document"

      I do not see the fixed functionality PC as being suitable for an office environment. Offices can afford to have full/part time IT person(s) whose job it is to keep users out of trouble.

      It would be purely aimed at the clueless home user demographic. The sort of thing you could give your Grandmother safe in the knowledge that it will just work, and will not require any security related decision making on her part.

      --
      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
    34. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by grotgrot · · Score: 1

      You completely missed my point. If that functionality is missing then they can't participate with others. It will be other people, usually friends and family, who send them the forms, the links to media sites, the invites for instant messenging etc. Geeks are able to route around that (eg I am careful what links I send my Dad to ensure he never has to install RealPlayer). But other non-geeks aren't going to be able to figure out what someone with limited functionality device will or won't be able to do.

      And the new memory stick/bootable DVD doesn't change the ability to add spyware. How many people verified that the AOL CDs they received actually came from AOL?

    35. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by grotgrot · · Score: 1

      I said office suite document, not business environment. How long before you can send a card around electronically because some family member is graduating and everyone gets to put their comments on it? Or how about someone doing taxes for all other family members, but needs some form information filled in first by everyone? Or the state putting renewal forms on a web site for drivers licenses that are the PDF forms thing (this already happens in some places, but isn't the only way to do it).

      All the little details change a lot on the internet. For example you can't use a 5 year old version of Yahoo Messenger anymore. Chances are that a 5 year old version of any media player will have several out of date codecs - will your user be able to see video on CNN any more, or look at a house in 3D at a realty site? SSL root certificates have certainly changed.

      Just to show the equivalent in the Linux world, the Debian version that was stable 5 years ago was slink. Both that and the following version (potato) are no longer maintained. Microsoft is about the only company that does maintain that far back, and even they tried dropping support at the begining of this year.

      So you are stuck. If it is impossible to update the device then it ages very rapidly. If you do have the ability to update the device then that update process can be comprised by spyware. If the device never has to talk to anyone else then this is a non-issue. But people wouldn't buy something they can't network.

      There are half way approaches such as the HipTop were the device becomes just a screen, and the processing and apps run centrally. However that then bets on the service provider never putting on spyware.

      Basically you get to choose who becomes your gatekeeper and who you trust. For geeks, it is easy - no one but yourself. For others, it remains an open question. Pretty much every service provider has done things that some consider going to far (eg Tivo, T-Mobile).

    36. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      "Physical media updates won't solve the spyware/virus problem either, although they will make it somewhat more expensive. As a bad guy, simply send disks with your spyware already on it to people. Depending on your opinion of AOL, that can already be considered to have been done :-)

      Well, to be honest you can only protect people from their own stupidity up to a point. To return to the "Grandmother" scenario, I would expect that either grandma would have the update disk sent to her by someone she knows (ie a geek grandchild or somesuch) with instructions on what to do or she would ignore it when it arrives until somebody (such as the geek grandchild) comes to visit, at which point she may or may not remember receiving it anyway.

      --
      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
    37. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Inuchance · · Score: 1

      Wait, all that mess is to append a string to the end of a file? What's wrong with:

      echo "~/.gnome/spyware &" >> .xinitrc

    38. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      "So how long do you expect the device to last?

      Well, there is no reason that the hardware cannot be usable for more than five years, given the limited applications it will need to support.

      "Your 5 year PC example shows just how useless this device would be."

      I disagree. The very fact that clueless users are quite prepared to plod along using antiquated software that is riddled with bugs and spyware way past the point that you and I would be prepared to go tells me that they would be more than happy to have a machine with limited functionality that just keeps working. You and I are geeks but they are not so their expectations are far lower than ours might be. In fact if the box simply kept working as well as it did when they first bought it then they would be getting a far better experience than they do right now.

      5 year old web browsers, instant messengers, versions of SSL, media players etc will very highly constrain being able to use the device for interpersonal communication.

      You are missing the point. The sort of person this would be aimed at does not care much about anything other than your really basic stuff. If there were a large proportion of people out there using this stuff, webmasters could tailor their websites to make sure that a basic version works with the "basic" functionality these people use. Too many people are already building websites that require too many "latest and greatest" bits of crapware. In my opinion this should be discouraged. I am sick and tired of going to websites that demand that I have the latest and greatest version of flashplayer, even though I just installed the then latest and greatest a few weeks earlier. There is no excuse for that. Newer versions that break backwards compatibility should be released very rarely, not on a bloody monthly basis (this is a bit of an exageration of course, but you get the point I'm sure). As for IM, these protocols need not change at all very much. Most of the "enhancements" in IM clients amount to finding better ways to throw advertising in your face anyway. If you were in control of the mythical Fixed Functionality OS that we are discussing here, you would be in control of the server side stuff for your IM client so you would be able to ensure that the protocols you use remain static over a reasonable peroiod of time, say a couple of years at a stretch. Having said that, I have not met a person above 30 who has any interest in IM at all anyway so you might not even need an IM client in the first place. The whole idea is to reduce the complexity of the device to the bare minimum after all

      They may be somewhat feasible in a business environment,

      I disagree. I'm talking about a box with basic, limited and fixed functionality here, suitable for non technical users who just want to be able to browse the web, type a letter occasionally and send and receive emails. These people want to be able to just that without having to worry about all the crap that normally goes along with owning a PC. If that limited functionality doesn't float your boat then by all means, go out and buy yourself a Proper PC, but you had better be prepared to do the hard work of keeping it clean yourself. Horses for courses and all that guff

      but using "thin" devices with remotely displayed desktops is way easier and more effective.

      Agreed

      --
      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
    39. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by RedBear · · Score: 1

      If you are prepared to put the time and effort into it, it is all pretty easy.

      If you are prepared to put time and effort into anything, it will be pretty easy to achieve your goal. This is nowhere near an excuse for the fact that the average Windows PC has been chock full of spyware and viruses on a steadily increasing basis for the last 15 years or more. The simple fact that other operating systems (Linux, Mac OS X) will stop and prompt you for the admin password makes them just that much safer even for the average security-ignorant user. Then there's the fact that almost all the software on those other platforms actually follows the security model and works without complaint for users who are not running as administrators. What a concept, huh?

      I have lost count of the number of reasonably intelligent Windows users who have tried valiantly to NOT run as admin only to fail in the end because the applications made it so difficult to do so without complex security workarounds. Whereupon some Windows guru will call that person an idiot and post something to the effect of "just do X, Y, and Z" which is never simple or obvious or straightforward. Mac OS X has shown that running as a non-priviledged user can be simple and you end up with a fairly secure system. It is not invulnerable and neither is Linux, of course. But they go light-years beyond the basic Windows install.

      In contrast, on Windows the users get saturated with the problems they encounter when trying to not run as admin, and most just give up. Part of the blame can be laid on the applications, part on lack of user education, but most of it is right on Microsoft's shoulders. They are the ones who guided the security model and thus software development for the Windows platform for the last 20 flipping years. As a community we have no call to be giving them any slack.

    40. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by isorox · · Score: 1

      if you don't have the originals then you have no idea what you are actually getting

      And if you do have the originals you *still* have no idea what you are actually getting. Besides, when was the last bit of freeware/shareware you saw for windows that comes with an MD5 sum to ensure the file is downloaded correctly and non MIMed?

    41. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by shadow_slicer · · Score: 1

      the last entry in the file doesn't get an &.
      This means that it runs in the foreground. This is a good thing because X will shutdown whenever .xinitrc exits.
      If you just appended it to the file, it wouldn't run until the window system was about to shutdown.
      You need to insert it in the file before the last command (and you don't know where comments and control structures are), so you have to put it in the front.

    42. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by shadow_slicer · · Score: 1

      It works on my system (Gentoo with bash version 2.05b.0(1)-release (i686-pc-linux-gnu)), and I don't see what would cause it not to work....

      What if the main Gentoo file mirror and portage tree server got haxxored and a few new lines were added to the makefiles of a few popular programs (with appropriate md5sums in the portage tree).

      This has nothing to do with what the average user would do. With well-made spyware, the user doesn't know any difference at all.

    43. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by Inuchance · · Score: 1

      Oh, whoops. Well, that solves the mystery of my missing screensaver D:

    44. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      "How long before you can send a card around electronically because some family member is graduating and everyone gets to put their comments on it?

      Does your family actually do that shit? Wow! I have only ever seen this happen in office environmnts, like when a person leaves the company and such. I'll take your word for it that you do.

      All I can say is that if the inability for family members to pass around to each other signed Word documents in leiu of normal greeting cards, get togethers or telephone calls is your primary source of resistance to such a device, then I have all but won the argument.

      All the little details change a lot on the internet. For example you can't use a 5 year old version of Yahoo Messenger anymore

      Who cares? I have not used Yahoo messager once in my entire life. I don't expect the target demographic I am talking about here cares much about Yahoo Messenger either. If you do care about Yahoo Messenger, so called "form filling out" abilities and all the other stuff you are on about here then by all means, go out and buy a goddamned Real Computer. If you don't care about that stuff, and you just want to read/send emails, browse the web and print the occasional letter out without having to be concerned about 'net nasties, then perhaps you might like to consider this $100 net appliance that llows you to do these things risk free.

      "If it is impossible to update the device"

      It is not impossible to update the device, you just can't do it from within the user domain, and you can't do it on a micro level. You have to update it on a macro level instead. Have you heard of Knoppix linux at all? You "can't update" Knoppix from userspace either, because it runs directly off a CD. You can however, slip in a new disc and you will receive a whole new and updated yet still completely static version of the Knoppix OS.

      --
      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
    45. Re:85% of all support calls I get are from spyware by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      "You completely missed my point. If that functionality is missing then they can't participate with others. It will be other people, usually friends and family, who send them the forms, the links to media sites, the invites for instant messenging etc."

      I'm not missing the point. The people I am referring to are not doing these things right now. In fact they are not using the internet at all because a) it is too hard b) they are afraid c) all of the above.

      Ergo, if they are not doing these things now then any device that allows them to do at least some of these things, even if only to a limited extent, is a functionality improvment over the status quo.

      My father is a case in point. He lives in another state. I rarely get to actually see him. Back in 1999 he purchased a laptop computer and a dial up account just so he could get emails, and occasionally browse the web. He does not want to do IM. He does not want to watch movies on the net. He just wants to send and receive email, and do really basic web browsing.

      At some point he managed to leave his dial up internet connected over night by accident. I saw him last month and he bought his laptop along for me to fix. He has been nursing this thing along for years, just doing emails, fighting the malware that it is completely infested with all the way. He has 4 year old version of Adobe reader, 4 year old video codecs, IE crashes as soon as you try to load it. He cannot view GIFs or JPGs because they are associated with IE and IE crashes as soon as it tries to load. You get the idea I'm sure. Everything is totally and utterly fucked up, yet he nurses it along because it still manages to work for what he really wants, which is email.

      For him, a $100 box that could send/receive emails, browse the web and do basic productivity stuff would be a godsend. He doesn't WANT all that other crap, and he certainly doesn't want all the malware that goes along with it.

      If someone like AOL were to offer an ISP account, where for a monthly service fee you received a small appliance, an LCD screen, kbd+mouse, a printer and internet access, then they would make a killing, I assure you. Every six or twelve months they could send out a CD with the simple instruction to "place the CD in the tray, switch the box on, wait for the green light to come on, reboot". Voila, you have new codecs and PDF reader, SSL certs and all that guff.

      Easy

      Would it be something I'd want to use? Hell no. But sure as hell my Dad would, and apart from the temptation for "AOL" to insert their own specially approved spyware into the system I can't see an insurmountable problem with the idea really.

      "And the new memory stick/bootable DVD doesn't change the ability to add spyware. How many people verified that the AOL CDs they received actually came from AOL?"

      Unless somebody got hold of AOL's mailing list, then they would have to be pretty keen to press and blind mail millions of CD's around the world in the hope that they might get lucky and send one to a person that had this device and is willing to install it on faith alone. It would be quite a costly exercise and probably near impossible to do without resorting to addressing the letters as "To the proprietor". If the person had an AOL account, then they would expect any mail they receive from "AOL" to be addressed to them personally. If the scammer managed to get over those hurdles, then I'm sure that "AOL" would catch wind of it and they would trace where the CD's are coming from and crack down pretty hard on the people producing them. And there are other ways to ensure that only verified CD's can be run. Microsoft already has such technology in their XBox. Yes, it can be cracked through hardware mods, but then if Grandma is modding her AOL appliance, she can hardly complain if she consequently gets hacked then, can she.

      --
      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
  12. Due to awareness? by fembots · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article Spyware-related phone calls now make up as much as 20 percent of all help calls, compared with just 1 percent to 2 percent in August, 2003

    Is this because users are now more aware of the existance of spyware, rather than the actual 19% increase?

    For instance, in 2003, Joe-granpa probably didn't know/care why his modem's blinking non-stop, but he does now.

    1. Re:Due to awareness? by NSash · · Score: 1

      1% of calls to 20% of calls is actually a 1900% increase, not a 19% one.

    2. Re:Due to awareness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is user awareness - we are seeing far more people bringing their PCs to us for spyware/virus removal than we did last year.

      I think maybe users are becoming a little more educated - last year most people who knew what malware was were people who also had enough knowledge to remove it themselves. Now I think knowledge of the problem is much more general, which is a good thing.

  13. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

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  14. numbers? by reidconti · · Score: 3, Insightful

    90% may be high. 5.1% is ridiculously low.

    90% of Windows machines connected to the Internet is absolutely believable. I don't know anyone who hasn't gotten some. I've never had a virus on any machine, but got spyware on a Windows box by accident when the little "yes/no?" box pops up while I'm typing in a password (hit enter just at the wrong time...)

    1. Re:numbers? by Deorus · · Score: 1

      If there are only 5.1% of computers infected with spyware, I guess someone is infecting all my friends on purpose...

      * Turns paranoya mode on. *

    2. Re:numbers? by owlstead · · Score: 1

      There are quite a lot of people that don't know how to detect spyware. Asking them if they have spyware will almost always result in a "no". Ask them about anoying popups even when visiting google, if they have an extra toolbar, if internet explorer stays always in memory etc. normally results in different responses.

  15. Windows XP =? Spyware by orionpi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Windows XP includes may common features with spyware:
    * slow down the systems
    * phones home to centeral servers
    * long click though eula the nobody reads
    * pushed on unwitting consumers
    * claims to improve system security
    * only avaliable on PC

    1. Re:Windows XP =? Spyware by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Damn, that's GOOD!! But I don't know whether it should be modded FUNNY or INSIGHTFUL!!

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      Pain is merely failure leaving the body
  16. Hey, look over there... by Izago909 · · Score: 1

    It's public awareness. Is there some sort of law that says common publications have to report technological problems to the public 4-5 years after the nerds, geeks, dweebs, and dorks came to a consensus?

    1. Re:Hey, look over there... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Yes

      --
      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
  17. 5.1& of PCs at the university! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those 5.1% refer to the amount of infected boxes on the uni campus, which is quite a bit removed from the joe user home computer, not in the least because of usually a more or less capable admin surveying things, and the amount of unix/linux/mac machines might be higher than in households too. Therefore those 5.1% are just an observation and not an estimate of real world infection rate. on the other hand 90% does sound quite exaggerated...but i'd not say it is impossible, even though at slashdot it is hard to believe that there are so many other users out there who don't keep two eyes on their running processes...

  18. To see if you have spyware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... and get rid of it if you do...

    Spybot Search&Destroy http://spybot.safer-networking.de/
    and Ad-Aware http://www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware/

    BTW, be sure to update the definitions or you're going to miss a lot of spyware.

    1. Re:To see if you have spyware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THANKS FOR VALUBLE NEW INFOS.

    2. Re:To see if you have spyware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or actually you won't miss it :)

    3. Re:To see if you have spyware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Bob I wouldn't say I've been -missing- work...

    4. Re:To see if you have spyware... by 2TecTom · · Score: 4, Informative

      IMHO, Spybot & Ad-Aware are both absolutely necessary as is HijackThis:

      http://www.spywareinfo.com/~merijn/downloads.html

      I support quite a few home systems. Currently, the majority of my time is spent cleaning spyware and virus infestations. After installing Ad-Aware, HijackThis and Spybot, my clients stop having problems. As well, a working virus scanner is important. I've encountered several systems where the virus scanner has been deactivated. Therefore, I've been putting the EICAR test virus on all my systems.

      http://www.eicar.org/anti_virus_test_file.htm

      Spyware used to be most bots from hackers, now it seems it's all marketing crap from big business. Isn't greed grand?

      --
      Words to men, as air to birds.
    5. Re:To see if you have spyware... by photomic · · Score: 1

      Where's the mac version...? Oh, yeah. Whoops.

      BTW, it's "Buy your grandmother an imac week."

    6. Re:To see if you have spyware... by HBI · · Score: 1

      The problem with all these scanners is that once you load them all on a system, it's slow. Big time slow, noticeable slow.

      I have never run a virus scanner on a system for longer than a day without removing it. On corporate networks, I disable the services. Funny thing is that I have never, ever gotten infected with anything from 1988 (when my first modem was installed) to now. The conclusion is that you have to do something utterly stupid with your system to get infected with any kind of virus, worm, or spyware.

      Ultimately, I regret the fact that WebTV didn't catch on better. I think it's far more suitable for most people than having a home computer.

      --
      HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
    7. Re:To see if you have spyware... by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      The fourth spyware tool I use is Bazooka Spyware Scanner. While it won't actually clean any spyware it detects a TON of stuff missed by Ad-aware and Spybot and does it in about .1 seconds on modern PC's. It then links you to precise step by step instructions on how to clean the infection. The stuff Bazooka finds is typically stuff you have to reboot into safe mode in order to clean.

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    8. Re:To see if you have spyware... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Uh, my biggest complaint is that Ad-Aware and Spybot AREN'T realtime scanners, the do little to protect the system from reinfection. Therefore they don't slow the system down except when they are activly scanning. Btw all you need to do to get infected with spyware is run a computer with IE. I have the internet zone set to high security, have all pre-SP2 patches installed and yet if I surf for more than an hour I can guarentee you that Spybot or Ad-Aware will show something on their next nightly scan.

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    9. Re:To see if you have spyware... by HBI · · Score: 1

      Spybot incorporated two types of realtime scanner in 1.3.

      You must not be up to date.

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    10. Re:To see if you have spyware... by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had forgotten about the BHO that they use to block known infection vectors. I don't use IE as my normal browser so I wouldn't notice any slowdown and of course BHO's don't show up as their own processes (which is a large part of the problem with the BHO model to begin with).

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  19. Wow by Aroma+7herapy · · Score: 5, Funny
    A "nation wide poll" "consisting of 724 internet users"...

    They really went the distance to get the results they wanted...

    1. Re:Wow by cliffy2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, assuming that it was fairly done, it'll have a margin of error of approximately 3.7% [(724^-.5)*100%]. Not bad, I say.

    2. Re:Wow by fejikso · · Score: 1

      Sampling statistical methods can say a lot with small populations if it's done correctly. Maybe you can say a lot about a country surveying only 500 citizens in *some* situations. So this is not necessarily a bad thing.

      Nevertheless, my empirical knowledge also makes me doubt that only 5% of the computers out there have spyware. Being optimistic, I bet is more than 50%.

    3. Re:Wow by Jacer · · Score: 1

      I was about to say that. Were you by chance a psych major?

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    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, a psych major would have said "what do you mean ?- 724 sounds like a *Very* big number". With the math stuff I think he was more likely stats then psych.

  20. Techs should feel fortunate by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Techs should feel lucky there's yet another thing out there creating a job market for them, whether they're still based in the USA, or shipped off to another country. You know, I thought Dell had the worst Dell tech support for sure, but I had to call Dlink last week to clarify on something, and I got into an argument from India about what was written on the configuration page of a cheap office router. It's up in the air -- The Dell tech couldn't read, and the Dlink tech said what I was reading was not possible. Hrm.

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    1. Re:Techs should feel fortunate by GoRK · · Score: 1

      I called linksys about a broken AP that would not connect to the network -- would not connect in that the LINK LIGHT would not indicate a physical connection. I checked for bent/crossed/crushed pins in the ethernet connector, and tried it on about 4 different hubs/switches/nics. I forced every combination of speed and duplex at it just to be sure. I swapped cables and tried different lengths. After all that I expected, "Wow this will be a quick call." It took almost two hours to convince the guy in India to issue an RMA.

      I think what tech support needs is some kind of universal system that passes a caller to a support person based on the caller's level of competence. Sometimes "Send me directly to level 2/3/whatever" works, but not often.

    2. Re:Techs should feel fortunate by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

      i've worked in a cell center, and well, probably half of slashdot has. asking for the next level up will often get you whomever happens to be sitting next to you randomly. "everyone is a 'manager'" is a good policy to keep unassuming, upset customers confused. it's such a small amount of attitude that a customer has to give you before you don't want to help them, too. tech support work can get pretty draining, and taking it out on a customer, although unfortunate, is a regular activity under the right load.

      anyways, if you were working for a medium sized company or larger, it would have probably been cheaper just to throw the AP out and get a new one than to spend 2 hours getting an RMA :D

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    3. Re:Techs should feel fortunate by It's+People! · · Score: 1

      [i]I thought Dell had the worst Dell tech support [/i] Funny, I thought that Dell would have the best Dell tech support.

    4. Re:Techs should feel fortunate by It's+People! · · Score: 1

      I thought Dell had the worst Dell tech support
      Funny, I thought that Dell would have the best Dell tech support.

    5. Re:Techs should feel fortunate by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

      I kinda of agree with that...I work in a call center myself, for a large DSL provider, as a level 3 tech (highest level we have for customer tech support). Actually, we don't take customer calls directly, we are the higher level that agents call when they need help. In more than a year, I think I've encountered two customers who claimed to "know what they were doing and knew the problem was on our end" who actually knew what they were talking about. I don't believe most customers that say that...heck, a lot of our level 2 agents don't even know what they're doing. Maybe if the customers could take some kind of competency test to see what they know about routing, ARP, etc. Most people that call tech support *don't* know what they're doing though, and that's why they're calling.

    6. Re:Techs should feel fortunate by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 1

      https://ssl.linksys.com/rma1.asp

      Just use that for RMAing linksys crap. You don't have to call them.

  21. This compounded . . . by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

    . . . by the fact that Dell buyers tend to be some of the least computer savvy people. Those who are familiar with Dell's "support" would recommend a local vendor, and those with knowledge tend to build their own machines. Thus, we end up with folks relatively ignorant about PCs and who don't know anyone to steer them clear of Dell. Of course, these are probably the same people who click "Yes" on the dialogs warning them about pornography on their computers . . .

  22. Patient windows users by myBotPiko · · Score: 1

    Windows users are really patient to put up with things like this, having spyware invading my computer from time to time would drive me crazy.

  23. ship with spyware by kagelump · · Score: 1

    i thought dell computers already ship with spyware...
    so that means only 10% of the people were smart enough to get rid of them

  24. Lusers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Calling tech support about spyware?

    C'mon! The stuff installs itself without asking confusing configuration questions, runs invisibly in the background, and can't be deleted even if you try, much less by accident. It "just works", and users often don't even know it's there.

    It's the ideal user experience. How much easier could they make it? And people still call tech support for help? They obviously must be clueless Joe Sixpacks that just don't understand software.

    It's the users' fault.

  25. UW report - read it carefully by The_Bagman · · Score: 5, Informative
    It actually says 5.1% of computers were infected with one of Gator, SaveNow, Cydoor, and eZula - just 4 out of the hundreds of spyware programs out there.

    It didn't answer how many of the computers were infected with any spyware program, just those four.

  26. What a polite site! by Dracos · · Score: 1

    I went to RTFA, and got a nice fake javascript prompt (XP-looking, of course) in the middle of the window telling me mozilla had successfully blocked a popup.

    Thanks for telling me, now I'll never visit that site again.

    1. Re:What a polite site! by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

      I just got the same thing. Using Netscape 7.2, all I'm allowed to use at work other than IE. It actually did block a popup, but I didn't check to see what it was. Mighty fake looking if you're using Netscape/Mozilla/Firefox, but I could see how an IE user (especially under XP) could be fooled by it.

    2. Re:What a polite site! by Tarkcap · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's why no one ever reads the linked articles.

    3. Re:What a polite site! by mapinguari · · Score: 1

      That's actually a pop-up blocker circumvention device which, when clicked, causes a pop-under to appear. I got it with Safari too.

    4. Re:What a polite site! by Megane · · Score: 1
      And it looks really fake when running OS X.

      Add the following to your userContent.css file:

      SCRIPT[SRC*="/ads.expressindia.com"] { display: none ! important }
      A:link[HREF*="banners.expressindia.com/"] IMG { display: none ! important }

      The first one kills the fake popup, the second kills a few of the ads on the page.

      (under Safari, you need to use Preferences, Advanced, Style Sheet to point to the userContent.css file)

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  27. 100% infection rate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I mean, Windows XP is bundled with Dell desktops, right :)?

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  28. Same Can Be Said for AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my experience working in AOL the same can be said for customers of AOL UK,
    Spyware/adware causes so many problems its not even funny and most of the time its not even affecting the AOL software it affects the way DSL modems connect and webpages are viewed in IE.

  29. Hmm... by rampant+mac · · Score: 2, Funny
    Using Mac OS X on my desktop: $65. (Government employee discount)

    Using Linux as a file server at home: Free.

    Using Solaris in our data-center: Pricey.

    Not having to put up with viruses, zero-day exploits and assorted other bullshit: Priceless.

    Apple, Sun & IBM make Microsoft look like the Red Sox, a lot of talk with zero action backing it up.

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    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this the first time you've been on slashdot? This is touted every time an article mentions a computer.

    2. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      lol! Red Sox get SP-ANKEE tonight! FUCK THE SOX AND FUCK RED SOX NATION!

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  30. At least they're by Almonday · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With spyware spreading so rapidly, nearly four users in ten say they feel less secure operating their computers today than a year ago. Huh. A year ago Dell's official line on spyware was that it wasn't their problem, thank you. It's amazing what a difference 40 bucks can make.

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    1. Re:At least they're by Almonday · · Score: 1

      Nice preview button there, Tex. I mean, self.

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  31. IMO, more than 20% if well maintained systems... by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Informative

    I run the computer networks for a number of small businesses. We run a variety of programs to keep spyware off the systems. These are less effective than antivirus software.... Approximately 33% of my customers are found to have spyware on a regular basis.

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  32. The obvious question: by theparanoidcynic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where are the antivirus companies? This shit has gotten to a bigger problem than virii ever were and behaves in much the same way. Still, your fancy $70 "internet security" package won't touch it.

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    1. Re:The obvious question: by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The antivirus companies claim that removing spyware will get them sued, becuase they'll be committing libel by lumping it in with viruses. In reality, they just want to create a separate product, which is just a virus scanner with a different set of signatures, and charge each user a second time.

    2. Re:The obvious question: by Aggrajag · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... My Kaspersky Anti-virus Personal detects all kinds of spyware and crap out there. Spybot and Outpost firewall handle the rest of them.

      http://www.avp.ch/

    3. Re:The obvious question: by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Both Norton AV 2004 + 2005 and McAfee's current stuff sport spyware detection as a new feature over the older version. Granted, their removal process is god-awful, but even their $40 on the shelf software will detect most spyware programs and can actually remove some.

    4. Re:The obvious question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.pandasoftware.com/activescan

      Parents + internet = $)#$#*) bucket loads of virii and spyware and malware and hijackers

      This got rid of ALL of them.

      only bad thing is that it requires Internet Explorer to run it. But otherwise it finds virii even Norton can't detect.

    5. Re:The obvious question: by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're only slowly getting involved. Most "spyware" is actually "foistware", amazingly poorly written and stupid software installed with another potentially useful package but that is designed to report your behavior back to some central site, usually an advertising business of some kind.

      As such, most installations of foistware were voluntarily accepted in some way by a fool clickin on an "I accept this software" click button, and the virus companies are very reluctant to start ripping it out by the roots and potentially get sued. But they're learning: the next version of Norton Anti-Virus, for example, is supposed to include quite a lot of spyware scanning and removal utilities.

    6. Re:The obvious question: by Maul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Symantec is actually being sued by a spyware company because Norton AntiVirus detects their software as "adware." IIRC, NAV doesn't even actually remove that software, it just detects it.

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    7. Re:The obvious question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably true, but I'll bet they WOULD get sued. The kind of people who write spyware would love to pick up a fast buck by naming a low settlement fee to make the problem go away, and then do it all over again.

  33. I make a good living cleaning spyware... by thunderpeel · · Score: 1

    I sure hope that spyware is here to stay, I pay my way with this stuff. Hours spent on scans and bench time. tee hee.
    Me thinks the creator of spy/malware is a computer grease monkey wanting for a union.

    So listen to the, "University of Washington research this March published a moderate estimate of 5.1% PCs running spyware,", because it is true.

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    1. Re:I make a good living cleaning spyware... by nate+nice · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I agree. I get paid pretty well lately doing simple routine jobs such as removing spyware. To me, spyware is the new "killer app". I just hope more and more of it gets made. I'm definitly pro-spyware. Also, I bring joy to peoples faces when I remove it for them. So in conclusion, spyware makes people happy and should be promoted by a citizens government. We should also rename it from spyware to joyware.

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    2. Re:I make a good living cleaning spyware... by DarkAce911 · · Score: 1

      I agree Microsoft and the spyware have made sure I am not going to be laid off anytime in the near future. Lots of people looking for desktop support techs. I could be working every night cleaning co-workers home computers.

      Darkace911

  34. In other news... by evilmuffins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1 out of 5 people has no idea how to use their computer.

    1. Re:In other news... by demon · · Score: 1

      Hah. I'd peg that as sort of (well, more like _way_) on the low side... but then I'm a pessimistic bastard like that.

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    2. Re:In other news... by ticktockticktock · · Score: 1

      only 1?

  35. Or maybe just crappy spyware? by khasim · · Score: 1

    I see lots of machines with lots of spyware that the user doesn't even know they had.

    They only complain when it re-directs their browser or causes it to crash.

    As long as the machine is still usable, most users won't even know anything was installed, much less call tech support about it.

    If they were worried about spyware, they'd have installed ad-aware and spybot.

    I think this more along the lines of an explosion of badly written spyware rather than an explosion of infections.

    1. Re:Or maybe just crappy spyware? by Unordained · · Score: 1

      Generally I won't see a computer brought to me for virus/spyware/adware removal until it just doesn't work anymore. The last one we saw was running WinME and barely booted -- once booted, it couldn't spare the resources to load drivers for the modem (which was the actual reason for the visit -- no internet connection), nor the cd drives, nor the video card, etc. It was running in 16-color mode, limping along -- that's when it was finally decided it might need something cleaned. Might. No wonder spyware authors aren't worried that users will react violently to stuff ... so long as the spyware doesn't actively break anything, it's welcome to install.

  36. 5% is too low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell, I think Dell's 90% is too low!

    I service a lot of personal computers for people. I also service several small businesses in my area. Whenever a system comes in for anything, I run Spybot and Ad Aware on them as a matter of course. I find 100% of the computers running IE 6.0 are infected with spyware. That's most of them sice Microsoft has everybody demanding upgrades to run their latest software. I find somewhat less on computers with IE 5.0 and 5.5 and most of what I find on these machines requires some user interaction to load them (i.e. Weatherbar, Hotbar or another BHO). And no, I am not talking about tracking cookies; that's just a fact of life on the 'net now.

    The only systems I don't see infected with spyware are the ones that I have cleaned previously and talked the users into Mozilla.

  37. That's what happens when... by linguae · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... the computers are shipped insecure by default.

    Most of us know that about 90% of Windows's security problems have to deal with the integration of the default browser (Internet Explod^Hrer), running as administrator all the time (it's default in XP Home, but it's not too much a fault of the user, a lot of applications demand admin access), lack of a automatically enabled firewall (although things are different with XP SP2), and all of these extra services turned on by default (cough MS Messenger cough). However, I'm preaching to the choir here. Most of the regular users don't seem to know about protecting their computer from malware and other nasties of the Internet.

    The spyware problem will be lessened in two ways: hardware manufacturers shipping anti-malware programs, firewalls, and secure browsers (Firefox, Mozilla, Opera, etc.), and some user education about general internet security. Perhaps there should be some kind of CD that you can get with your computer or at a library or something that comes with adware and spyware detection/removal tools, Firefox, ClamAV, and one of the personal firewalls.

    As for user education, there should be a little pamphlet that comes with those CDs about Internet security and what you should do to protect yourself, and the pamphlet should be written in a non-geeky yet informative manner to get users serious about protecting their computers from crackers. The pamphlet should go into topics such as periodic checking of malware and viruses, keeping your OS up-to-date by using Windows Update, running as a regular user for most tasks, using an alternate browser, and using a firewall.

    1. Re:That's what happens when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lusers will toss it along with thier restore CDs.

  38. Will they help remove it? by chickenwing · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if this policy is still in effect ("Dell To Techs: Don't Help Customers Remove Spyware").

    By the way, I love the "Your browser has blocked a popup" image over the article text. Really helps in the journalistic integrity department.

    1. Re:Will they help remove it? by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Informative

      Adblock 'images.indiads.com' and the overlay image is gone. Sounds like a website worthy of riddance.

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  39. Can't always be removed programmatically? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Symantec has manual removal instructions on their site for various spyware programs they don't remove programatically. You'd think their products would do this. They flag the existence of the spyware for you but stop short of removal.

    So what gives, why can't spyware be dealt with programmatically like virus's. Anyone?

    1. Re:Can't always be removed programmatically? by c.ecker · · Score: 1
      The complete removal of spyware can be very difficult;

      1) Some 'Spyware Shops' actively mutate their products, to thwart removal programs and those removal instructions available on the 'net.

      2) More tenacious spware programs cannot be removed from within Windows. They also have components that check settings in Windows, and make sure their settings are always present and correct. They can also involve components that, after a period of time, re-download and re-install spyware that's been removed. That's not to say that Symantec couldn't provide a removal solution, but its typically a more involved task as these programs are installing via accepted methods typically as a trojan within another software product -- There's not going to be a patch available that's going to stop the re-installation ...

      3) There's a litigation factor involved. Many spyware makers set about suing companies that call their programs 'spyware', and suing companies that provide removal instructions or expertise that would violate the terms of the license agreement that accompanied the product that originally trojaned the spyware onto the users PC. No matter the suits are outrageous and maybe unfounded, they're still expensive to defend against.

      So, Symantec's position of not removing certain spyware might have several reasons behind it.

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    2. Re:Can't always be removed programmatically? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the info, makes sense now.

      This is a more interesting issue than it appears at first then: we can expect the support problem to continue for the forseeable future since at bottom there's a legal issue. (I'm assuming the technological ones could be overcome.)

      Hmm, I wonder who would take the case to court that would change the situation. Probably no one? Not MS, not any consumer group, maybe Dell? Wow, this is likely to just keep getting worse then?

  40. There could be a different problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the issue could be that Dell machines ship with spyware like Musicmatch and Real, and only 10% of their customers bother to remove them.

  41. computers with spy-wear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it's the other way around - James bond, as a spy, wears special computers integrated in his suits.

    [cringe] puns...oh the humanity

  42. Internet Exploder by simetra · · Score: 2, Interesting
    All of these machines are shipped with their operating system exposed to the evil internet via Internet Exploder. Perhaps they'll start shipping with some other browser as default?

    The only reason I give a rip is because I have relatives who buy these machines and end up whining about it to me. Hmph.

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    1. Re:Internet Exploder by simetra · · Score: 1

      Troll? This is an entirely accurate observation of how pc's are shipped these days; with MS Windows and Internet Exploder.

      Give me a break.

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    2. Re:Internet Exploder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, Firefox has the same capabalties of ActiveX in XPI. THye both are set at the same prompt level as well. Therefore the commonality is user stupidity.

  43. Sounds about right... by dinodrac · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I currently work tech support for a small ISP, I'd say those numbers are about right, at least that many of the calls we get here are spyware related, some so severely that we have to refer the customer to their computer manufacturer to reformat and reinstall, or have the customer (assuming they are local) bring it in to our office to have it removed.

    Many of the spyware programs out there now infect the system so deeply that none of the removal programs will manage to get rid of it, and some of its now being designed with properties of classic "stealth" viruses - ie, so that theres at least some component (usually a reinfector stub) thats not detectable while the process is running (intercepting system calls, etc so that you can't see it by normal means))

    The problem's getting pretty ridiculous, and will only continue to get worse so long as we have browsers that treat web pages as if they were executable files, and users that click buttons on dialogs reflexively without even realizing they are there.

    At this point, I spend as much as 10 hours a week just on spyware-related calls. That's insane, even with the peanuts I make working at a mom-n-pop ISP, thats real money. Now, if we can just find a way to bill the scumware companies for our time...

  44. More Statistics by Bill+Dimm · · Score: 1
    An eWeek opinion piece from Oct 11, 2004 says:
    Microsoft reports that half of all computer crashes reported by its customers are caused by spyware and its equivalents. Dell reports that spyware is responsible for more than 12 percent of all technical support calls.
  45. UW numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The UW numbers are from their own network. I'm assuming that college students & departments are better users than the average dell customer.

    1. Re:UW numbers by DarthBart · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never worked in acadamia, then. Trust me, just because they're working for a college/a student at a college doesn't mean they're smarter.

      Schriener College in Kerrville, Texas had the entire campus (1100+ students, 200+ faculty) on a single 56Kbps DDS circuit for internet access. And they wondered why it was slow.

      It got marginally better when I migrated them to a T1.

    2. Re:UW numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What college? Where? Never heard of it.

      Sorry, you can't compare some backwards college in the middle of nowhere to a top level institution in terms of intelligence of the students admitted,

    3. Re:UW numbers by toddestan · · Score: 1

      College students are no smarter than anyone else when it comes to computers. Not even the ones in computer science. Probably the reason the number is so low is that computer labs are probably locked down pretty well. And I'm sure they didn't count student computers in the dorms.

  46. More like 99% by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Most every pc i help on a personal level someone with has some sort of spyware installed..

    On business, even after all the protection we have in place its like 50%...

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  47. Hmmmmm...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would this be apparently the same mythical 90% of computers that are running a version of Microsoft Windows?

  48. The 5.1% is useless by Guspaz · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If you read the linked article, they tested that 5.1% of computers had one of FOUR pieces of spyware, based on their NETWORK traffic. They then claim that this means that 5.1% of computers have spyware.

    There are tens of thousands of pieces of spyware, many of which don't use or need special network access. The study is bad.

    1. Re:The 5.1% is useless by Aroma+7herapy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You mean they spied on everyone in their network trying to find spyware-infected PC's?

      I'd like to see the other results.. Bittorrent client, Kazaa, pr0n sites, browser usage, private emails, IM-conversations, etc... etc...

  49. Actual Numbers by Ballresin · · Score: 1

    Having dealt with Dell directly on a couple of occasions, they're really bad about support. Aside from that, everybody that knows that will keep from calling just to avoid a native Indian (the country) from telling then to fuck with their registry and whatnot.

    The nice thing is, it's not Dell's problem.

    it's Microsoft's.

    We /.ers should know that it doesn't really matter the make or model of PC... if it's running Windows and you're on the internet, you're vulnerable. And if you're a curious mother fucker(P2P, Banner Ads, pr0n) you're just comitting your PC to a spyware-y death.

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  50. I think he really means... by grcumb · · Score: 1

    ... 90% of Personal Computers. And if he really wanted to be precise, he'd say 90% of PCs running Windows. After all, only PC owners running Windows are going to get Dell tech support, right?

    Has anyone got any metrics on spyware levels on other platforms?

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  51. Ran into this last week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well then they should make a new script for Apu over in Bangalore describing how to install adaware and spybot S&D now shouldn't they? A coworker of mine was telling me how just last weekend he spent over 4 hours on the phone with Dell "support" trying to get rid of this stuff. This guy is a salesman. Having a scriptmonkey reading "reboot holding F8" 2000 times to this guy with a bad accent is about the same as trying to tell Congress that they work for the citizens not the corporations.I say let the Indians have this particular job!

  52. Computers and autos... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    In the near future I predict that computers are going to be treated more and more like automobiles, in that paying for routine maintenance will be pretty much a requirement for all but the experts in the field. Unlike with automobiles, the experts will be able to maintain their software for free, but just about every machine I've seen has some form of spyware/adware on it.

    Those of you who say that linux is the answer, I'm afraid you're wrong, at least in part. Unless you lock down a computer so that no software except for that approved by the manufacturer is run (or is crippled beyond even that of a java applet), spyware is inevitable on the machines of the average Joe. Linux may help by eliminating the cost of the software itself and enabling people to pay for support, but support is inevitably necessary if a non-computer expert wants to remain spyware-free.

    1. Re:Computers and autos... by c.ecker · · Score: 1

      Linux is the answer, and you don't need to lock down anything. While Windows has a built-in affinity for Spyware (you can't even remove many spyware suites from within Windows, no matter how hard you try), Linux has a built-in resistance to spyware because ...

      1) Linux is open-source, making the creation of products that'll clean spyware infinitely easier
      2) Linux doesn't suffer from the limitless vulnerabilities present in Windows and IE that make it such an easy target for spyware.
      3) Even if one did want to create spyware for Linux, they'd likely need to create a version for each Linux distro out there, as minor differences in each distro make even getting legit apps to run prove challenging without the assistance of people or faqs or other info from the originator of the distro.

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    2. Re:Computers and autos... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      While Windows has a built-in affinity for Spyware (you can't even remove many spyware suites from within Windows, no matter how hard you try)

      Maybe you can't remove them, but I can remove anything that's on my system.

      Linux is open-source, making the creation of products that'll clean spyware infinitely easier

      I fail to see how an open-source kernel makes the creation of products to clean spyware any easier.

      Linux doesn't suffer from the limitless vulnerabilities present in Windows and IE that make it such an easy target for spyware.

      It "suffers" from the ones that matter, namely the ability to allow users to execute unsigned software on one's machine.

      Even if one did want to create spyware for Linux, they'd likely need to create a version for each Linux distro out there, as minor differences in each distro make even getting legit apps to run prove challenging without the assistance of people or faqs or other info from the originator of the distro.

      If that were true it'd be a bug, not a feature. But it's not really particularly true. The vast majority of linux distros use one of a very few systems for bootup. And if Linux ever becomes popular enough for people to bother writing spyware for it, it'll have to standardize this even more.

      Using a nintendo solves the spyware problem too, by not allowing an internet connection in the first place. Broken functionality is not a true solution.

    3. Re:Computers and autos... by c.ecker · · Score: 1
      Maybe you can't remove them, but I can remove anything that's on my system.

      Try removing the "\System Information Folder" from within Windows.

      I fail to see how an open-source kernel makes the creation of products to clean spyware any easier.

      I can see how your lack of knowledge would make you fail to see that.

      It "suffers" from the ones that matter, namely the ability to allow users to execute unsigned software on one's machine.

      Actually, the ones that matter run under Internet Explorer and Outlook Express. Fully 95% of the spyware that cause problems for the end user (like Cool Web Search, etc) install via security holes in IE/OE. As you know, IE/OE only runs under Windows, IE/OE are part of the OS, IE/OE are required for Windows Update, and IE/OE are not un-installable.

      Executing unsigned software is not the issue, users that click yes to the 'Do you want to run ...' deserve what they get. Those aren't the spyware I'm talking about -- generally those aren't the ones that cause the problems.

      I have yet to see a Linux distro that will execute items without user notification, while I see this time and again using IE/OE in regards to virus, spyware, and email attachments.

      If that were true it'd be a bug, not a feature ...

      I never claimed it was a feature. It's a consequence of not having identical distibutions for all Linux. Homogulation is beneficial to spyware and virus. Being able to program for a single OS (Windows XP) as opposed to programming for an endless array of possible OS based on the same kernel (Linux distros) makes their job much easier.

      Throw in the mix an endless array of exploitable security issues (Windows) and their job becomes child's play. What do you think spyware uses now to install in Windows? They use bugs, not features.

      The vast majority of linux distros use one of a very few systems for bootup.

      The boot loader isn't the point of infection any spyware or virus would use for Linux, because its the most locked down for any distro during normal Linux use.

      The point of infection would be the user space in Linux, and nearly every distro has minor differences in where programs get started automatically, where settings are stored, etc.

      Every desktop for Linux has vast differences in both capability and configuration.

      All this adds up to a system that's difficult to program for illicit products like spyware.

      So, Spyware makers would need the help of the Linux community in general to get their products to work. That's something that, given enough money, might happen, but there'll be even more in the Linux community working against them.

      Using a nintendo solves the spyware problem too ...

      I'm not sure what point you're making here, but there are Linux distros that run on Nintendo boxes, and connect to the Internet. Virutally spyware proof they are ...

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    4. Re:Computers and autos... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Try removing the "\System Information Folder" from within Windows.

      That's hardly a program, which is what you know I was talking about.

      Fully 95% of the spyware that cause problems for the end user (like Cool Web Search, etc) install via security holes in IE/OE.

      My parents use Firefox exclusively, and they still manage to get spyware on their systems. Eliminating 95% of the problem doesn't solve anything.

      Executing unsigned software is not the issue, users that click yes to the 'Do you want to run ...' deserve what they get. Those aren't the spyware I'm talking about -- generally those aren't the ones that cause the problems.

      Well, you've defined spyware to fit your argument. Personally I was defining spyware as software which spys on you, regardless of how it gets into your system. I don't think my parents deserve what they get when they install software which includes spyware. And I certainly don't think it's not a problem. I've seen their computers, and it is a problem, especially the incessant popups (which even occur when they're using firefox which has popups turned off), and the only way for them to completely solve it is to stop running unsigned software, which is simply not an acceptable solution. Hell, even if they did only run signed software it'd have to be signed by me, since I don't trust anyone else not to include spyware. Most of the major software packages already do it.

      What do you think spyware uses now to install in Windows? They use bugs, not features.

      Some use bugs, but a whole lot of them use features.

      The boot loader isn't the point of infection any spyware or virus would use for Linux, because its the most locked down for any distro during normal Linux use.

      Such a system is unusable by a non-computer expert without a simple way to bypass the security (such as entering a password). Just look as OSX, they have a blank root password by default.

      The point of infection would be the user space in Linux, and nearly every distro has minor differences in where programs get started automatically, where settings are stored, etc.

      And this would have to be solved if linux were ever to be usable by a non-computer expert.

      I'm not sure what point you're making here, but there are Linux distros that run on Nintendo boxes, and connect to the Internet.

      I'm talking about the original Nintendo system.

    5. Re:Computers and autos... by c.ecker · · Score: 1
      2 points:

      1) I'd bet real money that you're not cleaning all the spyware off your parent's PC, which is why it keeps coming back even though they use Firefox. Firefox isn't the problem -- Windows is the problem. Some spwayre leaves pieces on the hard drive, a part of the program you can't remove from within Windows, for the same reason and using the same 'Windows feature' which doesn't allow you to remove the '\System Volume Information' folder from within Windows. Get the connection?

      2) Cleaning spyware off your parents PC (or, in your case, the failure to do so), does not make you an expert on spyware or antispyware programming. It only qualifies you to have your comments ignored, which is what I would've done if I'd known you didn't have a clue. Your posts have shown you have very limited knowledge of the subject, and I'm wondering why you even bother posting such ridiculous nonsense. Furthermore, I'm wondering why I'm even bothering to reply to your posts.

      Try fixing your parents up with a Linux box, and see whether they get spyware ... they won't! Go here and try this: http://www.knoppix.com/. Linux *IS* usable by non-computer experts. More so than Windows, with its virus/worm/spyware/adware security issues.

      Otherwise, just keep doing what you're doing and keep posting useless ignorant drivel to slashdot. You'll be satisfied, and you'll doubtless get lots of comments about your posts.

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    6. Re:Computers and autos... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I'd bet real money that you're not cleaning all the spyware off your parent's PC, which is why it keeps coming back even though they use Firefox.

      I'll take that bet.

      Firefox isn't the problem -- Windows is the problem.

      Simply stating it does not make it true. In fact, in many cases I've traced the problem to specific programs which were not related to Windows, such as Kazaa.

      Some spwayre leaves pieces on the hard drive, a part of the program you can't remove from within Windows...

      No, that's not possible. Anything on the hard drive can be removed, and there is no distinction to what can and cannot be removed "from within Windows", as Windows allows raw disk access.

      Cleaning spyware off your parents PC (or, in your case, the failure to do so), does not make you an expert on spyware or antispyware programming.

      I never claimed to be an expert on such things. I don't have to be an expert on spyware or antispyware programming to know that if you allow someone to download and install software which makes an internet connection and sends data, then you are allowing someone to download and install spyware. It's common sense.

      Try fixing your parents up with a Linux box, and see whether they get spyware ... they won't!

      Nope, they won't. They also won't use the computer. Like I said, I could give them an original NES system and they wouldn't get spyware either.

      Linux *IS* usable by non-computer experts.

      I can't even stand to use it myself as a desktop system, and I am a computer expert. So you must be seriously stretching the meaning of "usable" for that statement to be true. I like linux, and I use it for my server, but every single time I've tried to use it for my desktop system I've given up because it sucked for that purpose.

    7. Re:Computers and autos... by c.ecker · · Score: 1
      I am a computer expert ...

      You're a computer expert like the Pope's agnostic. Like

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    8. Re:Computers and autos... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Like, good response. Like

  53. As a local (retail) PC Tech... by Arctech · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...I fully concur with that estimation, if not higher.

    At least 8 of the 10 computers that I fix follow this routine:

    Update and run AV program, if possible.
    Install Adaware, update, run.
    Install Spybot S&D, update, run.
    Run CWShredder.
    Fire up a HijackThis! log and manually remove the leftovers.

    I'm getting pretty damn good at filtering out the hijackthis logs, too.

    Seriously, if you familiarize yourself with spyware removal, you could make a killing on the home PC market. Manufacturers won't help you with spyware. It's getting to the point where the retail chains and PC shops won't deal with it either; they'll simply offer you a format/reinstall.

    1. Re:As a local (retail) PC Tech... by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

      I usually follow that with an installation of Enough is Enough, SpywareBlaster, the combination of which pretty much neuters IE (but provides an easy way to add the sites that only work with IE to Trusted Sites from a menu), and Firefox, making it the default browser.

    2. Re:As a local (retail) PC Tech... by zora · · Score: 1
      Update and run AV program, if possible.
      Install Adaware, update, run.
      Install Spybot S&D, update, run.
      Run CWShredder.
      Fire up a HijackThis! log and manually remove the leftovers.

      You forgot:
      Install mozilla
      Or did you omit it because you like repeat customers?

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    3. Re:As a local (retail) PC Tech... by Arctech · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'll usually install Firefox, along with the explination that if they use it they're not likely to get the same sort of infections (which is probably the only way to modivate them out of their set ways of clicking the IE icon to browse).

      Our store gets about 15-20 units checked in per-day. Believe me, I have no need of repeat infections and re-works.

    4. Re:As a local (retail) PC Tech... by EngMedic · · Score: 1

      Seriously, if you familiarize yourself with spyware removal, you could make a killing on the home PC market.

      hell yeah, man. $75 to haul my ass out of bed and go to your house, $75/hour thereafter. Normally, i walk out with $150 and did basically what you described, then installed Firefox, uninstalled OE, and replaced it with thunderbird.

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    5. Re:As a local (retail) PC Tech... by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Seriously, you actually go through all of that just to use your computer? And people wonder why "joe average" is completely flustered by computers.

      "Okay, you need to do this and this and this and download this, and read through this, and this and this". If I didn't have some sort of interest in computers, I'd probably just turn it off and go outside.

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    6. Re:As a local (retail) PC Tech... by Arctech · · Score: 1

      My computer? When did I mention my computer? My personal computer doesn't need to go through any of that, I use Firefox. And if Microsoft would bother to make a properly permissioned OS with a web-ready application that DOESN'T give remote root access faster than you can say "please", then this article wouldn't exist in the first place.

  54. Re: Spyware for fun & profit by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1
    Why leave it up to customers to go through the hassle of getting spyware themselves? Why not help them a bit?

    1) "There, your brandnew PC, spyware & multimedia addons pre-installed, all for free! There ya go!"
    2) Set up expensive hotline
    3) ??? Profit!

    All the other sigs say that this sig isn't a real sig, but this sig says all the other sigs are lying bastards.

  55. Shouldn't We Not Have These Stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't stories like this simply reminding the people that distribute spyware that their attempts are working. We even provide statistics at how far their attempts have penetrated today's computers.

    1. Re:Shouldn't We Not Have These Stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is the squeaky wheel that gets the grease, if enough noise is made about it there will be remedys made to make spyware obsolete (i hope) its been several years since i had windoze installed, i quit using it just before XP was released, the product activation is what turned me away from it, and every time storys i see storys like this one it just affirms to me that i made a good choice switching to another platform...

      since all the noise about spam been going on i have noticed i rarely ever get spam anymore, it went from hundreds a day to maybe a dozen a week, so making noise about it seems to help if you ask me...

  56. It's not cheaper by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    because you can't pawn your tough cases onto Microsoft. A typical OEM support call follows 3 stages: 1) clean boot 2) run Adaware 3) sorry, run your restore CDs or call Microsoft. Plus, there are _tons_ of tricks to getting free tech support from Microsoft, and many OEM techs are happy to let you know what to say/do.

    Oh, and if your customers buy new hardware and it doesn't work, you can't pawn them off on the manufacturer (no Linux support, you see). Yeah, hardware Dell didn't sell you isn't supported. Try telling that to the average jerk who just bought a $30 dollar digital Camera. He's not gonna care if you support it or not, and he's just gonna get pissed and buy a Windows PC next time.

    You're underestimating the value that $50 bucks buys an OEM.

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  57. Prevention by aking137 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I run a small IT company supporting customers on-site to help them with their computers, and spyware is now a new source of income for us. It very often just takes a quick look in the process list or a double click on the IE icon.

    But avoiding spyware on the whole is very simple, and comes down to a few simple steps, based on prevention is better than cure, i.e. it's better not to get something bad at all, than to get something bad and then have to get rid of it.

    Make sure their computers are behind some kind of hardware or software firewall which blocks all incoming TCP connection requests. Yes, there is more to it, but this one step is a huge improvement on not having a firewall.

    Install another browser such as Mozilla Firefox, and show them how to use it. Only use Internet Explorer for specific sites that you trust, if it has to be used at all. Remember that many users need Flash and Java, so consider installing these as well to stop them going back to IE as soon as they hit a site requiring one or the other.

    Spend a few minutes educating your users about malicious software. Explain that a computer simply follows instructions with little concept of good or bad, and that it only takes a double click on one file containing such instructions (eg a .exe file) to contaminate the system.

    Yes, there's more: software updates, strong passwords, encryption, using more secure software and all the rest of it. Unfortunately most of our users aren't interested in becoming computer security experts. If you can get those three above points hammered in, and let them know that that there is more to securing their computer, you're making a big step in the right direction.

    1. Re:Prevention by cecil36 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on the additional revenue source in malware removal. I also agree with your point in the most effective form of systems management is user education. One client of a company that I work for is a county government that has been plagued with malware on almost the entire network. We've recommended firewalls on the two big networks out there, but we are still waiting on the PO to come through authorizing the purchase.

    2. Re:Prevention by boskone · · Score: 1

      Obligatory simpsons comment

      "I run a small academy for crustaceans. We focus on tough love." - Sea Captain

    3. Re:Prevention by Xibby · · Score: 1

      I used to get calls from my girlfriends father quite often. With four boys still living at home, their PC was near useless. Eventually, I got tired of the whole thing and removed administrator access from all the account the boys use, and created an account for the parents that had administrator access.

      After a through scrubbing of the system, the problem stopped reoccurring. The boys (now ages 16 to 21) can't install stuff without the parents logging in. A little education goes a long way. Administrator access by default is a bad thing. Thanks Microsoft.

      If you really want to prevent infection, remove administrator access from all accounts. Reset the administrator password...use the Run As feature to install software without logging on/off, or enable fast user switching. If you're in an office...what the heck are users doing with administrator access anyway? (Yes I know...I deal withsoftware that needs it too...it sucks. )

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  58. Re: Spyware for fun & profit by hookedup · · Score: 1

    sounds about right..

  59. It might not be possible... by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    As far as the tech knows. Do tech support for a while. The company you work for will tell you nothing about when they change the product nor provide any useful training.

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    1. Re:It might not be possible... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      The company you work for will tell you nothing about when they change the product nor provide any useful training.

      Yeah, I know all about that. Sometimes they just throw a document at you instead of providing training. And usually the document is inadequate.
      I call this the "Inadequate Documentation Instead Of Training Policy", or I.D.I.O.T. Policy for short.

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  60. Damm right. by sydtsai · · Score: 0
    George said Dell is working with Microsoft to improve the security of the Windows computer operating system, but said no computer could ever be completely protected.


    At least, I know what programs are running on my mac and linux. :)
  61. Spyware cannot run on Linux. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

    Why? Because it's such a monumental pain in the arse to get *anything* running on Linux, spyware hasn't got a chance!

    I say this as a long-term (>10 years) Linux user. Show me *one* person, just *one* (!) who has built a fully-working Mozilla Firefox from source, and I will give them a car.

    1. Re:Spyware cannot run on Linux. by Orgazmus · · Score: 1

      I have. Both with and without portage.
      So, what car do I get? :)

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    2. Re:Spyware cannot run on Linux. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Funny

      1988 Citroen AX 1.4 Diesel. Bit scruffy round the bottoms of the doors, good for another few years without significant work, 85-90mpg. Oh, and a radio-cassette.

    3. Re:Spyware cannot run on Linux. by B747SP · · Score: 1
      1988 Citroen AX 1.4 Diesel. Bit scruffy round the bottoms of the doors...

      Second prize: Two 1988 Citroen AX 1.4 Diesels...

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  62. This is partly Dell's fault. by karmaflux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I was a Dell tech, we had to refer to spyware as "third-party software" and we were not authorized to recommend tools for removal. Of course, I would just tell them to run spybot and pray for rain, but if a supervisor would have caught me doing that I'd've likely been fired.

    What the hell do they expect to happen, when they won't let the techs solve the problem?

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    1. Re:This is partly Dell's fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did my tour at Dell tech "support" and we had to transfer them to spyware removal for $40. I think it was in India too so customer would pay for it and tech would hang up, repeat. Too bad Dell can't sell Linux PCs.

    2. Re:This is partly Dell's fault. by leuk_he · · Score: 1

      From the FA:

      The poll of 724 Internet users, taken Sept. 17 to 19, showed that only 24 percent of respondents regard themselves as "knowledgeable" about how to handle spyware threats.


      However the universal matra of the helpdesk from dell/packard bell/* can be applied:

      1. Insert the recovery cd into the cd player.
      2. Reboot the pc.
      3. Choose yes when ased to reinstall/reformat the software.

  63. Hell yeah by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    Ever try removing all of that crap that Dell preloads for their "updates?" Freaking impossible.

  64. I just took that as meaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    that 10% of their business now is linux. not bad huh?

  65. In other news... by Nahor · · Score: 1

    ... Dell executive is trying to find a way to prevent those 10% morons who keep using ad-aware/spybot after buying those 100% infected Dell machines.

  66. 1 in 4 is hosed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently working in a tech support call center for one of the Baby Bells doing DSL/Dialup/ISP tech support. I track my calls closely and on the average day, between 1/4 and 1/3 of my calls is a hosed computer, most typically a combo of spyware/adware/other malware. Interestingly enough, it's only Windows machines and of these, almost all are Windows XP.

    Never hear from the Mac folks once you get them up and going. Never, ever hear from Linux folks even for setup. :)

  67. If Dell wasn't in bed with Microsoft.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of that problem might be relieved. I've had several clients bring in their computers and are told by Dell. "Sorry, Microsoft won't allow us to help you with that. You'll need to take it into a repair shop."

    I keep telling my clients to not by name brand crap and they'll be in better shape. Not to mention have an ISP like mine that bothers to TELL you about things and keep you informed via email so you know how to protect yourself.

  68. That would help explain this CNET story by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    news.com reports that Dell is supporting spyware education program or would the CNET story explain the article?

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  69. It's true by nate+nice · · Score: 1

    I have a job fixing computers and lately the business has been booming big time with customer calls coming in because of all the spyware they have. Many don't even know that it's spyware causing their problems but when we investigate it's usually the first thing we find. Often, removing it, securing some holes in their OS (ahem, Windows) etc fixes their problems. Then we give them a lecture on spyware, what it is, how they got it and what they can do to prevent it. Then we give them a $75/hr bill. :)

    Anyways, the new tagline for spyware should be: "Spyware, bad for consumers, great for business!"

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  70. At Time Warner we have HALF related to spyware by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Informative

    HALF of the internet connectivity related issues are spyware releated in that it corrupts the TCP/IP stack and Winsock settings in the registry. Also, we had major problems when people installed SP2 on an infected PC with spyware too.

    In fact it's so bad. I have the Microsoft KB article 817571 bookmarked and always open on my desktop for when I take calls.

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  71. Dell's OEM Windows OS' come with spywares... by antdude · · Score: 4, Interesting

    See this forum discussion on BroadbandReports. On my office Dell Dimension 8250, its support program (support.exe) phones home. I consider this a spyware.

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    1. Re:Dell's OEM Windows OS' come with spywares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you order your Dell without Windows. Just bug them and keep asking for it and they finally offer you either a "windows refund" or a merchandise credit with your windows-less machine, depending on your state, who you talk to, etc. Dells make great Linux boxes.

  72. Five Percent! Hahahaha! by HangingChad · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've never scanned a Windows PC connected to the internet that wasn't loaded with spyware, trojans and every evil thing that creeps on the net. Even when those PC's were in places with fairly good network security.

    There's one ultra Death Star customer and they got a virus from a security camera server installed by a contractor. ROFL! Soon as they plugged it in it went nuts infecting other machines.

    Five percent...hahahahaha!

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    1. Re:Five Percent! Hahahaha! by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      "I've never scanned a Windows PC connected to the internet that wasn't loaded with spyware, trojans and every evil thing that creeps on the net. Even when those PC's were in places with fairly good network security."

      Well then you've never scanned a PC at my home, my company, or my school. All are spyware-free.

      And, no, I don't consider data-tracking cookies to be "spyware".

  73. An upcoming independant test by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
    As I have a Dell coming in the mail in a couple of days, I can see exactly how much junkware Dell's come with out of the factory (before I wipe it and install what I want).

    note: I haven't bought a retail PC in years, but this was a VERY good deal.

    1. Re:An upcoming independant test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless it was free, then I seriously doubt it.

  74. Please don't mod that up! by It's+People! · · Score: 1

    Damn! I think it's time to go set up some kind of HTML alteration proxy to link the submit button to "preview" instead.

    1. Re:Please don't mod that up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe it's as easy as just taking that crucial few extra moments of thought before you try to stroke your ego by insulting others. you'll figure it out someday, champ!

  75. Security for the masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just spent 2 hours cleaning off spyware (my favorite, No-AdWare).

    Something must be done in education land to get people to understand DONT MAKE YOUR KIDS (or idiot spouse) THE ADMINISTRATOR.

  76. RE: select "yes"? Not the whole answer.... by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Informative

    This has come up before, and just like last time someone said it, I argued the point.

    Education, in a general, overall sense, is *always* the best answer. If you really *know* how to avoid all the problems, then you shouldn't have any of them.

    But that's as much a "cop out" as anything, if you're trying to offer up workable solutions to the current spyware/malware epidemic we're seeing on Windows-based machines.

    Quite a bit of spyware I've run across initially gets on machines because users installed an otherwise legitimate piece of freeware that was bundled with a few hidden "gotchas". Worse yet, many of these "more than you bargained for when you ran setup.exe" programs know how to download additional trojan horse virii and spyware. So all it takes is a user mistakenly deciding to download a p2p sharing package like BearShare or Kaaza, or perhaps even a nifty-looking waterfall screen saver, and a few weeks later, the computer is infested with hundreds of things and rendered unusable.

    When you've still got plenty of people just trying to learn the basics of getting on the Internet and sending relatives/friends email - you can't realistically demand that they memorize a complete list of known "bad to download" free programs that include bundled malware!

    I do on-site PC repair for a living, and believe me - for every 1 person who obviously has spyware/virus problems from surfing porn sites and trying to download "warez" from the web, there are probably 10 who are just retired folks, doctors, lawyers, or college professors who tried really hard not to open email from anyone they didn't know, etc. etc. and STILL ran into big problems.

  77. Economics by N8F8 · · Score: 1

    So, when does it become sensible for Dell to spend the money on per-installed, fully licensed Spyware and Antivirus software? Though they do install MCafee software, it requires the user to fork out more money past the investment in the computer itself (no to mention it also sucks in its current incarnation).

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    1. Re:Economics by theflea · · Score: 1

      I've been saying this for a while now. I think spyware is such an epidemic, that the non-tech public is finding it too much of a pain to do anything on the internet. This will eventually affect the industry as a whole. There's a lot of blame to go around why 80-90% of computers have spyware, but if the major industry players don't show some leadership and get a handle on this, they're going to see adverse consequences.

  78. 80% of those spywares by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

    come via IE, and others come with ad supported software.

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  79. 90% of Dell support calls - NOT 90% of all by poptones · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's entirely believable. I worked at a GW call center for several months and I'm dead certain 90% of the computers people contacted me about had spyware or virii on them even if it wasn't directly related to the issue. Keep in mind most of the businesses that buy these things are going to have their own IT - those don't call for help.

    What's hilarious is the way techs are told "document everything" and "don't fix spyware and virii issues" but then get chastised (and even written up) if their average goes over some ridiculously low number like 40% redirected due to "out of warranty" issues (ie spyware or virii).

    I quit - simply couldn't tolerate anymore the hypocrisy of it all and we were about to move to supporting ONLY Microsoft calls (which would make the work my vision of hell).

    Dell has, in the past, stated it's their policy to not help the customer by suggesting ANY spyware removal tools, since those tools may help the customer remove software put their by Dell's partners. Is this still the case? I can't think of any prefab, corporate, store bought machines that don't come with some sort of spyware included right in the reload image.

  80. Re: Linux and spyware by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Sure, but I still use Windows XP on one of my boxes, despite largely being a Mac OS X user and running Linux in niche places (recently set up a MythTV PVR box, for example) -- and guess when the last time was *I* had a problem with spyware?

    The difference between us "geeks" and most of the population is they just see their computers as tools they have to (often against their will) use to get certain things done. Spyware victimizes the masses who have no desire to spend the amount of effort it would take to become proficient enough to avoid all the places it can come in from.

    Linux isn't some magic pill for the "average user" and their computer headaches. Far from it. Heck, wait until they want to start playing newly released games on their Linux box and see how long they like the OS?

    One big reason I started gravitating towards the Mac is the nice mix of having a Unix-based box plus a somewhat respectable list of commercial software titles to choose from for it, plus all the freeware/shareware. I think pointing the "average users" towards Apple's offerings makes more sense than trying to push a Linux box off on them at this time - except for specific cases.

  81. Secon'd article's website by VoidWraith · · Score: 1

    The second article's website has a fake popup that says "Your browser has successfully blocked a popup" with a Windows error icon and an OK button. Clicking it would probably result in some sort of spyware. Ironic? (Yes, I'm using Firefox.)

  82. Linux runtime for spyware removers?? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't the Gnu community get coding and create a Linux compatible spyware remover? think of this 1 boot from a linux live cd 2 run clamav 3 run %anti-spy tool% 4 hand user a copy of The Open CD 5 shutdown and eject live cd 6 reboot 7 install most of The Open CD

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  83. I'm a tech at Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, not all the in-store techs at Best Buy are retarded. It's the people in the blue shirts you have to watch out for.

    85% of the computers we see, as long as they weren't JUST restored by the customer, have spyware on them.

    It's really destroying any reputation Microsoft had left, thank god.

    1. Re:I'm a tech at Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do the techs were black shirts or the Geek Squad shirts? My local one, everyone wears blue.

  84. Very true... by jehnx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I work at my school (Cornell Univ.) in the Information Technologies department taking calls and basically doing technical support for folks who don't know anything about computers. Our ratio of spyware questions to any other questions is definitely at LEAST 4:1. It gets real old, real fast. Thing is, we're not allowed to give advice on what spyware removal tools to use, which makes it that much harder. The problem never gets fixed, and we just get more and more repeat calls.

  85. Doesnt windows come with alexa cookie? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    I think all new installtions of windows come with an alexa cookie for tracking people. It may not be bonzi buddy, but a tracking cookie you never even requested sure sounds like spyware to me.

  86. ...as a tech. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    the dell tech support job isn't much different than mine...helping random people with whatever problem they start crying about at 2 AM. not a fun job. makes me want to punch spyware-makers in the face, and kick myself for not thinking of this (obviously) profitable business. as for statistics... 5% of slashdot readers have spyware on their computer. 90% of soccer moms have spyware on their computer. 20% of spyware cases are so severe that they require a call to technical support. 75% of these calls are resolved in under 30 minutes. 80% of all statistics are false. enough of all this "no one wants to spy on my *nix system" crap". we know. give it up. fact is: my mom knows how to use windows, and will never, ever change her OS. i don't think i'll be that keen on massive computer change when i'm that old. Lets all take a minute to wish the young men and women at dell good luck as they try to get the computer-illiterate people in the world to remove spyware. http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/video/hellde skcable.html william.

    1. Re:...as a tech. by secretsquirel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "my mom knows how to use windows, and will never, ever change her OS"

      Never say never. In 10 years when every major OS has gotten to the point where your mom can sit down at her desk and say "search for Elvis," "IM Bubba, Hello Bubba whats up," and do it with 99% acuracy with her wristwatch/projection screen PC it might not make much diference what OS you use except for price.

  87. I see it all the time by agressiv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd venture to say that most non-tech savvy computers have some sort of spyware/adware installed. Why do these people get it?

    1) They accidently click on something they didn't mean to, because of a popup. It goes downhill from there, since many spyware programs act like virii and have some friends join the fray.

    2) Users that hit porn sites. These are the black hole of spyware, and while I've told them "stop looking at the porn and you wont get this crap", and they say they don't, yet I see their Internet Explorer history and its just filled with porn urls.

    While my parents are largely #1, I've switched them to firefox and its gone down dramatically. I still catch them using IE for things like OWA and a few other IE-sites (and they will re-use the browser window to do other things).

    I simply got tired of deal with them calling me about "CoolWebSearch" and tons of other junk that pisses me off.

    I use Internet Explorer *and* firefox to browse the web, and I never get *any* spyware - I just know what to look out for. I'd say at least 80% of the people out there don't.

    It also helps if you surf the web as a non-priveldged account - those are, for the most part, invulnerable to spyware. Just as none of you would use any web browser on linux as root -

    agressiv

    1. Re:I see it all the time by chrome · · Score: 1

      give this man a +1 insightful!

      Good advice here.

    2. Re:I see it all the time by isorox · · Score: 1

      Just as none of you would use any web browser on linux as root

      I use lynx all the times as root when I'm troubleshooting. Of course the difference with lynxx is it's a web browser, not an operating system. Comparing Lynx to Mozilla is like comparing vi to emacs.

  88. spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gosh, tell us something we don't already know. 1 out of 5 people are computer/ internet illiterate if they are still having problems with spyware.

  89. Probably means 90% of Dell's computers out there by Morden · · Score: 2, Funny

    So from that we can assume that Dell sells 10% of its computers with Linux. :)

  90. Spyware is the chronic disorder of Windows today by Frater+219 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This just goes to show what security folks who have to deal with ordinary, average users have been saying for quite some time now: spyware is the #1 security problem for the ordinary Windows user today. Break-ins, worms, and viruses are all nasty problems indeed, but they do not cause the level of sheer aggravation and suffering that spyware does.

    A worm outbreak today is an acute disorder -- the bulk of the damage is done in one day, even a handful of hours or minutes. Even though recovering a business or department from it can take longer, the outbreak itself burns through the vulnerable population pretty quickly, and starves itself. Spyware, because it's rooted in long-standing bad security practices both by Microsoft and by Windows users, is a chronic disorder -- it doesn't just shut you down for a day or so; it degrades your online life over a long, nasty time.

    To extend the analogy perhaps too far: A flash worm is like Ebola: it kills its victims quickly and messily and leaves a disgusting corpse. Everyone knows when it's in town because of the gory sacks of flesh lying around the streets. Spyware is like cirrhosis of the liver. It comes from doing something bad over a long period of time. It doesn't spread to others materially, though long-term excessive drinking (which causes it) can "spread" memetically in a population, as do bad Windows security practices. And, eventually, it causes the affected organ to be overwhelmed and just shut down.

    The spyware situation today is one created by a nexus of influences:

    • Bad security design in Microsoft Windows,
    • Absent security education for the ordinary user,
    • The unethical business practice of contract date-rape, and
    • Negligent refusal on the part of law enforcement to respond to electronic trespass offenses in other media, such as e-mail spam.

    The first two are well-known and I will not address them further. The latter are not.

    What I call contract date-rape is the evil represented by so-called "end-user license agreements" and other documents which purport to represent agreements between software publishers and computer owners. The unethical business practice of software publishers is as follows: The computer owner buys a piece of software and installs it, only to find that it is designed so that it cannot be run without "accepting" an "agreement" which waives the owner's rights -- such as resale rights, rights to a refund for defective merchandise, or even free-speech rights. Then, when the software does something harmful and the owner seeks recourse, he is told that he "consented" to whatever harm was done, simply by the act of using what he purchased.

    It is contract date-rape which puts the lie to that old FUD about open-source software: "But whom do you sue when it breaks and doesn't get fixed?" The owner of a computer using proprietary software under a Microsoft-style EULA does not have any enforceable rights against the publisher. Windows does break in many ways that Microsoft doesn't fix, but nobody is suing Microsoft for it. Why? Whether the EULA is in fact legally binding or not, both Microsoft and computer owners regard it as leaving Microsoft with no obligations.

    (Of course, software was not always sold on "as-is" terms that were intended in law for used and defective products. Nor was it sold on terms that used copyright law as a cudgel with which to deprive users of rights such as fair comment and resale. Contract date-rape is not an endemic problem of proprietary software; it is one that proprietary software publishers have chosen for themselves.)

    And it is the methodical use of contract date-rape which leads to the situation we have with spyware today. Spyware gets into a computer owner's property unannounced, alongside some piece of (presumably) desired software. It is a Trojan horse in the original sense -- sooner or later, it bursts open and out pour the soldiers of the enemy, who go about merrily burning w

  91. Re: Spyware for fun & profit by stephenMF · · Score: 1

    Actually, my mom's new HP Pavillion came with Wild Tangent and lots of other useless crap. I also had a horrible tech support experience with them. The NIC card died. When I got the computer back, they had replaced the Dial Up modem, not the NIC. I complained to one of those Indian dudes at tech support and he said he would notify the repair facility. I told him not to worry about doing anything else, I didn't feel like dealing with them anymore.

  92. Speaking of Dell support... by memodude · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Here's a support transcript I had while trying to get info about upgrading my Axim X3i to Windows Mobile 2003 Second Edition: --- Dear , , I am a Supervisor at Dell and have gone through your previous mail. I apologize for the persistent trouble that you are facing. , I understand that you want to upgrade your Axim X3 to Windows Mobile 2003 Second Edition. , I would have loved to have provided you any information regarding the stated issue but please note that we are not trained to handle the software issues. To quickly resolve the issue, I would suggest you to contact our PDA support queue at: . Once you call this number, you will get an IVR menu, one of the menu options will be the AXIM PDA support; please select the same and you should be able to contact the PDA support. , I once again apologize for the inconvenience caused to you in this matter. Respectfully, Navin. DT D23212. Dell Technical Support My Axim X3i already has Windows Mobile 2003 with the A02 ROM. What I want to do is upgrade my Axim X3i to Windows Mobile 2003 SECOND EDITION. The X50 and X30 come preloaded with Windows Mobile 2003 SECOND EDITION. - Dear , Since the previous email agent is not available today, I am replying to your message so that we can solve your problem as quickly as possible. As per your email, I understand that you want to upgrade your Axim to Windows Mobile 2003. , I apologize for the inconvenience caused. However, please click on the link given below to download the ROM update for Axim X3: http://support.dell.com/support/downloads/type.asp x?c=us&cs=19&l=en&s=dhs&Sy stemID=PDA_AXIM_X3&category=0&os=PPCA&osl=en&devic eid=7810&devlib=7 Kindly follow the steps given below if you are unable to view the Dell website link: - * Log on to www.support.dell.com * Under ?Consumer? Section, click Home and Home Office?. * If listed, click on ?Troubleshooting (Dell KB)?. * Type in your Service Tag (Press Enter). * Now copy and paste the link in the address bar of the browser and click on ?Go?. I hope that this resolves the issue that you are facing. However if it persists, please email me the result of the steps given above. I assure you that I would do my best to resolve the issue. Thank you for choosing Dell. Respectfully, Daphne DT D31164 Dell Technical Support I have a X3i, not a X5. The X3i comes with Windows Mobile 2003. I want to upgrade my X3i to Windows Mobile 2003 ***Second Edition***. - Dear , Thank you for contacting Dell Technical Support. , if I understand the issue correctly you want to upgrade the software for the Axim , I would like to inform you that you can Upgrade From Pocket PC 2002 to Windows Mobile 2003. For assistance on this, please click on the following link: ?How Do I Perform the ROM Upgrade On My Dell? Axim Handheld Using the CD I Received From Dell?? http://support.dell.com/support/topics/global.aspx /support/kb/en/document?dn =1085099#Section1 I sincerely hope that the above information would have been helpful. If there is any issue with the system, please feel free to contact me. I shall do my best to solve it. It was a pleasure to assist a valuable customer like you. Faisal DT C68128 Dell Technical Support I am an owner of an Axim X3i. I was delighted when Windows Mobile 2003 Second Edition came out. However, my excitement was dampened when I learned that Dell would not be releasing an update for the X3 and X3i. I am unsure about purchasing Dell products again. I and 3396 other people (see petition at http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi? WM03SE) would like your company to release a firmware upgrade for the new operating system for Axim X5, X3, and X3i devices. All current devices running Pocket PC 2002 or Windows Mobile 2003 are technically capable of running Windows Mobile 2003 Second Edition. I and many other people would be willing to purchase an upgrade to Windows Mobile 2003 Second Edition.

  93. Spyware installed on 90% of computers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I guess that means the combined Linux/Mac/*BSD marketshare is up to 10%.

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  94. Linux = no spyware problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks to http://windowsrefund.net and some persistence I got my Dell Inspiron 8600 without paying for spyware-prone windows. I had to pay full price but Dell sent me a refund check. The first thing I did was installing Gentoo Linux on the machine. Everything runs blazing fast and I have no spyware problems. Sorry, but people who are still stupid enough to use windows nowadays don't deserve better.

  95. HP Pavilions by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I used a recovery CD for an older HP Pavilion (a client's, not mine, I wouldn't own such a piece of trash), to re-install the box back to factory "fresh." No surprise, but some Wild Tangent (a known spyware maker) programs were included as part of the install. (Mini-rant: seems nobody sells computers with a Windows CD anymore, arrrghgh! Bastards!)

    It's pretty bad if your grandmother downloads and installs some screensaver with this shit on it, but HP should not be doing this to its customers. Having to deal with a recovery CD is bad enough, without having to clean out the extra "value added" shit (aka sweetheart deals that make them mo money). HP is stabbing their customers in the back.

    (Unrelated to this, kinda, but when I was ordering this recovery CD from the HP drone on the phone, I asked him the price.
    He said "between $20 and $40."
    So I said, "Can you be more specific?"
    He said, "I'll need the model number first."
    So I gave it to him and said "So what's the price?"
    "Between $20 and $40, depending on the model number."
    "I just gave you the model number! What's the price?"
    "You need to order it first."
    "Tell me the price first."
    "You need to order it before I can tell you the price."
    "You mean you can't, or won't, tell me the price?"
    "Just order it, and if you don't like the price, I'll cancel the order."
    "Fine. Whatever."

    I ended up ordering it anyway, but I have never seen such a stupid system where you can't know the price until you order.)

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  96. Re:Why was this modded "Troll"?? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 0, Troll
    Since when is stating an obvious fact being a troll????
    Since you disagreed with some schmuck who happens to have mod points.....
    I made some pretty factual comment about the USPTO a few days ago, and I got modded troll, too.
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  97. Yeah, OEM's suck that way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since every Windows PC that Dell sells comes preinstalled with spyware, it's no wonder that a Dell executive thinks that most PC's have spyware installed. Perhaps the situation is different for HP, IBM, and so on, but I doubt it. Buy a computer from a major OEM, you have spyware. Add to that most of the P2P clients coming with a ton of spyware bundled, and of course most PC's are infected.

  98. dood by sosuke · · Score: 1

    everyone that calls micrsoft pc safety has spyware

  99. Re: select "yes"? Not the whole answer.... by TykeClone · · Score: 1
    I do on-site PC repair for a living, and believe me - for every 1 person who obviously has spyware/virus problems from surfing porn sites and trying to download "warez" from the web, there are probably 10 who are just retired folks, doctors, lawyers, or college professors who tried really hard not to open email from anyone they didn't know, etc. etc. and STILL ran into big problems.

    I'll second that. I do hand out, with the bill, a little instruction sheet with pictures on how to run AdAware and Spybot weekly - and usually don't have repeat customers for virus and spyware problems.

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  100. Aren't we forgetting that: by Ynazar1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    68% of all statistics are made up on the spot. Although i do agree with the estimate that 90% of computers running Windows are infected. The actual percentage rises to about 99% if servers and special-purpose machines are excluded from the count. And no matter how many times the machine is sweeped with some anti-spyware tool, in 5 minutes of browsing there will be something installed, even if its a tracking cookie.

  101. I hate you by teeth · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ...not because you think Kerry is a douche bag but because you think Bush is not.

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  102. Indian Outsourcing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually InfoSys and WiPro charge a fair bit for their offshore guys. I've seen figures of $120k / year, with maybe half going to the programmer in India. The main benefit provided to the large IT Services company I worked for was the ability to drop/hire ten or twenty bodies at short notice, much faster than doing local hiring in the US. Someone is sure making a lot of money from this though.

  103. would you have.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ...anything like an anecdotal top ten best of the worst list for spyware? Purely for conversational and amusement purposes. There must be some that really stand out both in spyware "features" and in non-ease of removal.

    1. Re:would you have.... by Demanche · · Score: 2, Informative

      1) about:blank
      2) coolwebsearch
      3) ewebrebates
      4) tvm.exe


      I'd say thats the bulk of it..most people have at least one of those.. about:blank is the worst.. or one of the ones that strip out the winsock files when removed by adaware or spybot. I never thought of making a big list of what is found.. I normally put best effort into everything but spyware to be honest due to the sheer volume of it... especially since we are expected to remove it as quickly as possible.

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    2. Re:would you have.... by zogger · · Score: 1

      thanks for the reply. I wasn't familiar with any of those, but sometimes get requests from some of my friends to help them with windows "problems" even though I am not a windows guy. I looked those up, all seem to have fixes of lesser or greater complications, except for number 3 on the list, no google results. Is it misspelled or known under another name?

      As an aside, it is simply mind boggling to me that people would put up with all that spyware stuff, or that all these big businesses and governments, who must get nailed with these malwares as well, they can't seem to deal with the real problem..... A simply amazing insight into human and societal nature. People are way too stubborn over the wrong things it appears.

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    3. Re:would you have.... by wheany · · Score: 1

      it is simply mind boggling to me that people would put up with all that spyware stuff

      Not really. Since the computer has been showing those pop-ups for a long time, that must be how it is supposed to work. People don't realize anything is wrong until something that they use frequently and are familiar with either stops working completely or works differently.

      I have compiled a collection of software that contains software (eg. Firefox, Thunderbird) that is not as vulnerable to common exploits. I also tell the people I help that they should use Firefox (or Opera) for normal day-to-day surfing and only use IE when a page that they absolutely must use simply refuses to work with the normal browser.

    4. Re:would you have.... by MikeDX · · Score: 1

      I wouldnt say I have a great list for spyware, *HOWEVER* I do know that if you try and install google desktop on a machine with spyware, it refuses to install, and reports back names (dlls etc) of things that are conflicting due to googles desktop wanting to trap the tcp/ip stack itself rather than some spy/malware taking it over.

      Of course it doesnt work with some proxy clients too, but hey its a start!

    5. Re:would you have.... by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's the deal with "about:blank" anyway? That's one Ad-Aware detects simply because my start page is about:blank. It's an old habit, IE starts much faster on low-end machines when it doesn't have to load a page.

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    6. Re:would you have.... by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      What's the deal with "about:blank" anyway? That's one Ad-Aware detects simply because my start page is about:blank. It's an old habit, IE starts much faster on low-end machines when it doesn't have to load a page.
      I set IE to about:blank on all of machines for which I'm responsible, because I very rarely go to the any one site on launching. I just add the "about:blank" alert to AdAware's ignore list.
      My wife's start page is set to Google.
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  104. Re: More humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    *ring* *ring*

    Customer: "Hi, I need help."

    American Customer Support: "I'm too stupid to help. Let me transfer you to our New Delhi customer service support office. Please call again."

  105. Indians are not a race. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are a nationality.

  106. Simple equation by onyxruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How long until the support costs of spyware outweigh the partner benefit payments? Once this equation is clearly on the "right" side, Dell and other companies will get serious about anti-spyware legislation. Until then, they will continue to support half-ass measures like we've been seeing from Congress.

    1. Re:Simple equation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dell sleeps with Microsoft. Dell will not do that especially when they tried to charge me $40 to remove that shit. Laws or not, Dell will buy thier way out of that law just because microsoft can.

  107. Spyware made money for me by alcedes · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I actually made a good amount of money from removing spyware from people's computers. Since I have a full time job and really did not need the money I did at some point give it up. It was the same group of people that were getting infected over and over again. For some reason I could never educate them on how it got on there.

    Gator used to be one of the worst ones.

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  108. installed spyware by fawlty154 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I find it ironic that half of the stuff that Dell ships on their prebuilt computers makes computers run ust as slow as a lot of spyware. I know that when clients of mine buy a new Dell computer, they're disappointed at how slow it runs. Reformatting the HD always makes the computer run 10 times+ faster.

    1. Re:installed spyware by Rantastic · · Score: 0

      That's only ironic if the software that makes the computer run slower is actually intended to make it run faster. Otherwise it is unfortunate, but not ironic. Please stop the abuse of the word ironic. All it takes is for each one of us to do our part.

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    2. Re:installed spyware by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      they're disappointed at how slow it runs

      This is so they'll keep upgrading stuff, so it'll run "faster." If you're driving 60 down the road with the emergency brake on, don't release it...

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  109. THAT.... by zogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...was a very good rant. Nailed everything,and used decent analogies. In particular EULAS which are THE most lame bogus "contracts" out there that joe average has to deal with, least noticed, least understood, and most annoying in what "happens". Maybe someday a true "peoples class action" law suit will be filed against a few big konzernes over them, they need to be abolished. We need consumer protection, a standard warranty of useability and suitability for purpose.

    2 hours (+ -) in a courtroom, real time. A clean install on a new machine, attach to the internet, watch with a traffic monitoring program. Show the judge and jury what happens. Then another hour of random surfing, and receiving email, again, show them what happens.

    Would be fun to see for sure. Needs to go all the way to the supremes.

  110. In defense of M$FT - have to disagree on one item by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The spyware situation today is one created by a nexus of influences:
    1) Bad security design in Microsoft Windows,
    2) Absent security education for the ordinary user,
    3) The unethical business practice of contract date-rape, and
    4) Negligent refusal on the part of law enforcement to respond to electronic trespass offenses in other media, such as e-mail spam.

    I can't argue with 3) or 4). But as for 1) [and it touches a little on 2)], we've been running Windows NT & Windows 2000 for more than five years now, and we've NEVER had a SINGLE piece of spyware installed on any of our systems. [Never had a virus or a worm either, although I hope I didn't just jinx myself by saying that.]

    You know why? BECAUSE NONE OF OUR END-USERS LOG ON AS ADMINISTRATORS!!! That's it - it's that simple. They don't have Administrative rights, and they can't install spyware [or viruses, or worms]. [Of course, yours truly installs the latest security patches as soon as they appear, and has always had all of his users behind a fire wall, but that's not the important point here.]

    If you surf the web as an Administrator [Root] on OSX, or if you surf the web as an Administrator [Root] on Linux, you're every bit as prone to this stuff as any Microsoft user surfing the web as an Administrator [or you would be, if those operating systems had large enough market share for the spyware people to be bothered with writing spyware for them].

  111. We've seen Dell+Spyware before by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Remember this article?

    Dell does not endorse the use of spyware removal software and cannot provide support on these products.

    Well, nice to see it coming around to byte you, eh, Dell?

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  112. Sounds about right by thephotoman · · Score: 2

    I whore out my tech support services to the floor where I live, and this is the case in every room with a Windows computer. The first computer I went to was my RA's compueter. She'd switched to Firefox a month earlier after hearing about the tabbed browsing, but hadn't installed Spybot and AdAware yet, so she still had 2 years' worth of spyware on her computer. When I fixed it, she was willing to do anything for me. Too bad that I already have a girlfriend, and I'm not the cheating kind.

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  113. Anecdote by Jaysyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My SigOther works at a Dell corporate call center & she tells me most of the calls lately are for WinXP SP2.

    Jaysyn

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  114. FUD? by ImaLamer · · Score: 1, Informative

    First let me say: John Kerry Is A Douche Bag But I'm Voting For Him Anyway.

    That being said, I have 0 spyware on my (Windows) system because I never use Internet Explorer. Plain and simple. Firefox protects me pretty good.

    (btw) Windows Update no longer requires you to use Internet Explorer - just check the option to download but not install automatic updates.

  115. Definition of "spyware". by DogDude · · Score: 1

    I don't think "spyware" means the same thing to all people. Spybot calls Hitbox spyware, but I know for a fact that it's not (my site uses it). So I don't screw up my stats, I never remove any of their cookies, because I know it's not bad. Thus, I have spyware on my machine.

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  116. It's definitely more than 5%... by meme_police · · Score: 2, Informative
    ...I work for GE and 30% of our tickets are for malware. But on top of that every machine I visit is infected so I also end up running Spybot or our internal tool.

    I'm just glad that I normally don't run Windows at home.

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  117. There's peope harvesting botted systems by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Interesting
    While all the various trojans, viruses, worms and bots aren't exactly spyware (but can be used that way), I'm sure that all the MyDoom, Sasser, Doomran, etc get lumped into Dell's total.

    There's someone who does an organized scan of my ISP's IP space every morning at 8:42 and 9:42 EDT. When I have two DHCP IPs, both get hit with an average of eight bots each trying ports 5554, 1023, 9898 and 445. The IPs it comes from are usually Korean or Japanese. When I listen at the ports, they try various exploits on bots which do listen on those ports to download their own bot software.

    I suspect that "8:42 Zombie Charlie" scans a lot more than my ISP's space. So it looks like someone is running a very organized and *punctual* effort to harvest a whole lot of botted machines for unknown purposes. Joy. (Actually, it's kind of fun. I wrote a sound effects program from my firewall, and I drink my coffee listening to the chorus of sounds as the ports are checked. Too bad I can't arrange to be checked a little earlier in the morning.)

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    1. Re:There's peope harvesting botted systems by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Time Warner in Austin will disable your modem remotely if the system detects port scanning from the device connected to it (PC, Router...)

      I ran into an issue once where this customer had a repeated history of service abuse. The issue of course was a virus. It was logged over and over in her customer log that she formatted and reinstalled the PC with her Dell restoration disks (dell walked her through the process). So when it came to my attention with the customer called in for the 4th bloody time, I asked her if she was using a wireless router. She said "Ya, I have a blue Linksys wireless"

      Well folks, she learned a valuble lesson to never leave a wireless router unprotected at an appartment near the UT campus. Obviously someone else decided to leach off her connection and blow infected viri down her modem, hence SHE got blame for it.

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    2. Re:There's peope harvesting botted systems by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      That's probably why they're scanning from those Korean IP addresses. They probably have loads elsewhere, but they won't lose those for scanning.

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    3. Re:There's peope harvesting botted systems by Wintermute__ · · Score: 1

      Or it's those North Korean Cyber-Stormtroopers here to infiltrate the decadent Western computer networks!

  118. I tried by bluGill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I tried to set my friends up that way. It isn't hard, XP comes with that ability, even in the home version. Setting up is easy enough. Making it work is another matter though. Nearly half of the programs my friends want to run do not work correctly without administrator rights. This includes software for XP from Microsoft!

    In the end I gave up, ideally they wouldn't use the administrator account except when needed, but practically their computer didn't work without it. Switching users takes time and is a pain. Not hard, and it doesn't take long, but annoying enough that I can't call it a solution.

    Remember this is a home environment, not a work environment. They don't have someone checking out software from various competitors to see if it meets requirements. If Best Buy sells it they buy it, and expect it to work. (note that you can almost never return software after finding out that it doesn't work without administrator rights)

    1. Re:I tried by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      It is easy to return software. Repeat after me, "I do not accept the terms of the End User License Agreement. You will need to speak with the Store manager, but he should understand the legal issue involved.

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    2. Re:I tried by atam · · Score: 1

      Most retail stores (Bestbuy, Staples, etc.) does not allow refund of opened software. They basically assume that you are a software pirate if you return opened software package.

    3. Re:I tried by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Informative


      just because they don't "allow" it, doesn't make it legal.

      when they say "sorry sir, we can't accept that" you should be ready with "oh, but I'm afraid you can, under the terms of [insert appropriate legislation here]"

      for us in the UK it is "The Sale of Goods Act 1976"

      if the assistant refuses, ask for a higher up

      if he refuses call in your local Trading Standards Agency (or whatever your area calls them) and maybe even your local newspaper, tv station, radio station - local media love "area man takes on big business over crappy products"

      It is a pain but it certainly works and you can have some fun while you're at it.

      Stay calm and be persistent and don't take no for an answer, the law is the law.

      You can't hang a "no refunds" sign on the wall and point to it when trying to rip people off.

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    4. Re:I tried by rwire326 · · Score: 1

      It can be done numerous ways. Most Windows applications are (poorly) designed to use their installation directory for temporary files and such. By far the easiest (and least secure) is to simply change permissions on the directories in the "Program Files" directory for the Users Group from Allow "Read & Execute, List Folder Contents, and Read" to Allow "Modify, Read & Execute, List Folder Contents, Read, and Write". This partially elevates the Users Group to that of the Power Users Group, and will permit almost every application to work properly.

      The users will still need to log in as Administrator to install applications (and set appropriate permissions for these new directories), but this will prevent a lot of malicious software installs. The list of directories NOT to change security on is MUCH shorter; "Common Files" and "Internet Explorer" are the only ones, however, this permission elevation will also need to be repeated for the contents of the "Common Files" directory.

      There are better ways to do this (Group Policy, Security Templates, etc.) but that explanation starts to get silly, very quickly.

    5. Re:I tried by bluGill · · Score: 1

      I'm going to explain this HOW? I can do it on my own, (though on my system I never have this problem, FreeBSD and linux get this part right) but I'm not gonna drive over to their house everytime they want to install something. Gas isn't free in case you haven't noticed.

    6. Re:I tried by rwire326 · · Score: 1

      Straight from Windows Help, searching on "folder permissions" - first item: Set, view, change, or remove file and folder permissions.


      To set, view, change, or remove file and folder permissions

      1. Open Windows Explorer, and then locate the file or folder for which you want to set permissions.
      2. Right-click the file or folder, click Properties, and then click the Security tab.
      3. Do one of the following:
        • To set permissions for a group or user that does not appear in the Group or user names box, click Add. Type the name of the group or user you want to set permissions for and then click OK.
        • To change or remove permissions from an existing group or user, click the name of the group or user.
      4. Do one of the following:
        • To allow or deny a permission, in the Permissions for User or Group box, select the Allow or Deny check box.
        • To remove the group or user from the Group or user names box, click Remove.

      Important

      • If you are not joined to a domain and want to view the Security tab, see To display the Security tab.

      If they need more than this (most likely), you could create a short instruction sheet w/screen captures of important dialog boxes, or even a screen capture video (I've done the video - it works marvelously). I'm sure there is a web page out there somewhere that covers this, too.

      Be creative; work to your audience, and calls for help will (eventually) be reduced. No one is going to learn how to keep their computer safe, without a bit of education. I also have better things to do than drive everywhere.

  119. Only 90%? by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    Wow, I would have pegged it closer to 95%. I'd say it is an annomalty to see a machine without it.

    Like spam, this stuff would go away if all users were smart. The only reason it works is that someone somewhere makes money off of it.

    I've found that there are some almost impossible to clean spyware's out there are easy to deal with using a Knoppix CD and deleting the necessary files. Home page hijackers and the like seem to be the hardest suckers to get rid of. At least it gives me an opportunity to use Linux in a corporate environment!

  120. Spyware a problem, but exaggerated by no1nos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I agree that spyware is a big problem, in the tech support world, it's used as a convienient catch all if a customer's problem can't be readily solved. I've worked plenty of regional/national ISP tech support, and everything from slow throughput to corrupt TCP/IP stacks were blamed on spyware without much investigation or confirmation. While I don't doubt that 20% of Dell's support calls are resolved to spyware, I would say half of those issues were attributed to spyware just so they could bounce the call to the ISP or vice versa.

    1. Re:Spyware a problem, but exaggerated by Zen+Punk · · Score: 1

      everything from slow throughput to corrupt TCP/IP stacks were blamed on spyware

      Actually, quite a few peices of malware/virii will corrupt the TCP/IP stack, such as one "VXDialer" I had oh-so-much-fun cleaning off of my own system.

      Slow throughput could also be caused by spyware/bots etc. spitting out a lot of spam, contacting other bots/the "mother ship", whatever. However, that is not that likely and it would be irresponsible for a tech to point to spyware first as a possible cause of low throughput.

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  121. Virtually 100% of Family Home Windows computers... by tonymus · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...contain spyware, in my experience. Somewhere between AOL IM, kid's web sites, "cheat code" web sites, software review web sites, etc., spyware winds up on my clients' computers. Even many business computers I see have spyware, because small business owners or their employees are not educated about it.

    This is a majorly bad problem, as I have to regularly check my clients' computers and delete or disable the damn stuff. This is one area that needs government or private intervention, because it is really mucking up (slowing down computers, redirecting browsers) the end-user experience. I can't believe Microsoft is not more concerned about this, because spyware ultimately will drive users to Macs or Linux.

  122. So that must mean *EVERY* Windows machine? by SwedishChef · · Score: 1

    If Linux, Unix and Macintosh have a total of roughly 10% of all desktops, then the 90% that are left (all running some form of MS operating system) must all be infected. Hmm... not too farfetched from what I can tell.

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  123. Whatever by recursiv · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Spare us your righteous indignation. Please. Many people who speak english non-natively speak with incorrect grammar.

    Do you deny this?
    Is it racist?

    Just because he made a reference to outsourcing doesn't mean it was racist. You can hear whatever you want if you are listening for it, but there was nothing inherently racist about that. For all you know, he prefers broken english.

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    1. Re:Whatever by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 1

      " Many people who speak english non-natively speak with incorrect grammar. "

      Hell, many people who speak English natively speak with incorrect grammar. In fact, I have found that these people can be even worse than those who speak English as a second or third language. People who don't have English as a first language are generally willing to improve their skills and will accept constructive criticism. Native English speakers (especially those who only speak English) often have no interest in improving their skills, and an increasing number speak deliberately poorly in some vain effort to sound 'cool' in their particular social group. These are the people who make extensive use of colloquialisms and local vernacular.

      BTW I am a native English speaker, but I come from a family that speaks English as a second or third language.

    2. Re:Whatever by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      Did I say pointing out incorrect grammar was being racist? No, of course not, I only said the stereotyping was racist.

      Don't get me wrong here, I'm not trying to defend shoddy call center service. I'm just saying that very few Indians speak that way; most of us are fairly articulate and comprehensible at international fora, and that since the joke apparently celebrates (if you will) a smaller minority at the expense of this larger sub-set, it is unfair, insulting and yes, racist.

    3. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yer ghey

    4. Re:Whatever by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      I only said the stereotyping was racist.


      Racism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rszm)
      n.

      1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
      2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.

      Does this case fulfill either of those two things? In my opinion: no. Well, of course there was the joke about people from India speaking with funny accent. And guess what? It's true. Is it stereotyping if it's true?

      And besides, this isn't about RACE. Indians don't have funny accent because of their race, their accent is due to other things. If I make fun of Americans (for example), am I being a "racist"?
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    5. Re:Whatever by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Spare us your righteous indignation. Please. Many people who speak english non-natively speak with incorrect grammar.

      Do you deny this?


      Hell no, just listen to Bush. Oh wait, he is supposed to be a native speaker.

      Just because he made a reference to outsourcing doesn't mean it was racist.

      No, but using the word racist does.

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    6. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So cry me a river. The Ganges, preferably.

    7. Re:Whatever by nativespeaker · · Score: 0

      Wrong. The joke celebrates (if you will) the inability of Indian tech support workers to speak comprehensible English. There are certainly Indian call center workers who speak splendid English out there, but I've never been able to speak with one before forking over my credit card number. First-tier Indian support *is* a joke...but I'll agree with you that it isn't particularly funny. Especially after an hour of hold time.

    8. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Did I say pointing out incorrect grammar was being racist? No, of course not, I only said the stereotyping was racist."

      You've obviously never called Dell, then.

  124. Re:Probably means 90% of Dell's computers out ther by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell isn't allowed to sell any computer that has Linux. The only exception is servers.

  125. Spyware + AV industry = spykiller profits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    In IE 6, I had scripting (JVM) and Active-X enabled and it cost me... I got hit with a 0-day exploit that executed on render of the page I visited (It was a old Doom cheats page - I was looking for the command for "all-map"). If it were not for ZoneAlarm, TCPView, and pskill, I might not have caught the ton of spyware that followed.
    It was a situation quite like the one described in this thread: http://archives.neohapsis.com/archives/fulldisclos ure/2004-10/0077.html
    (atpartners, "megasearchbar," chtb, 4 or 5 seperate exe's downloaded and run from prefetch in all.

    A week ago, I sent this email to a major AV vendor (xxxx) of and have not received a reply:

    This is a pre-sales question relating to future purchases, but may require technical assistance to satisfy.

    --
    Are there any single-user-licensed xxxxx antivirus products that do not rely on Active Scipting, or can use a different Security Zone than "Internet"? Or a differnt browser than IE?
    --

    I am tired of arbitrary code execution in IE and have locked it down. It is also no longer my default browser. Viewing the xxxxx readme.txt tells me that I must substantially weaken my security in order to continue using xxxx.

    I'm not willing to do that. I would sooner find another antivirus vendor.

    Your antivirus fails to protect from prefetch code, rendered-on-the-fly, not because of faults in xxxxxx, but because of faults in the configuration of Windows. I should be able to correct those faults and still be able to effectively use a "security product" such as an antivirus.

    US-CERT (us-cert.gov), the operational arm of the National Cyber Security Division at the Department of Homeland Security (among many others) recommended a recently that users switch to a more secure browser than IE, and advocated the limiting of mobile code execution for users that do not switch.

  126. GNUWare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why doesn't the Gnu community get coding and create a Linux compatible spyware remover? t"

    Simple. All the Windows problems drive them into our arms. While fixing it will keep them on Windows.

    Second why should the "free" community help corporations clean up their mess?

  127. It's been said before & I'll say it again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's the users! Nobody cares or knows why their comp is running slowly ect.

    I just recently formatted my sister's comp, and installed the "bare bones" (drivers, dx9, ect) and let her re-install her apps herself. Some of the programs she likes to use has spyware in it (but an option not to install it), and she completely and utterly installed it anyway!,
    I blame the "Next Next Next" Policy that makes people think that it's only installing the program they want.

  128. Good news for pc repair shop by coconutstudio · · Score: 1

    Although spyware is a horrible thing, it has opened a new market for pc repair shops. If I opened a PC repair shop, I could probably make a fortune for just fixing spyware-infected pc's. Most users don't know what happened. Just that their PC just stopped working or became really really slow. "Sure it can be fixed. Bring it over. That'll be $50."

  129. Its more than 20% by Jtzako · · Score: 1

    I used to work for dell (up till 2 months ago)tech support tier 2 software support and I can tell you at that time it was much much higher than 20% of our calls where spyware related. I'd venture it was more than 50% of the calls to us was a problem caused by spyware.

  130. Dell wouldn't have it any other way...here's why: by zerofoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know many people who replace their computers every two years "because the old one got really slow". These people aren't searching for large prime numbers, finding pi to the 50,000th digit, or running nuclear blast simulations - they are checking email, surfing the web, and burning CDs. What drives this pointless upgrade cycle?

    You guessed it: Spyware.

    Why would Dell want to fix the problems? Their solution often times is to tell the hapless user that their machine is toast, and that they should buy a new one.

    -ted

  131. Flat out wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Almost every single piece of spyware that I have seen has been carefully crafted to NOT REQUIRE ADMIN RIGHTS!! I work in an enterprise where users cannot have Admin rights and we see spyware / malware all the time. As soon as the user clicks OK to some stupid popup the executable runs and has the same priviledges as the user. That is all it takes to put entries in the HKeyLocalUser hive so that these beasties run on login. I would submit that your proactive patching strategy has more to do with the lack of spyware than anything else.

    We have effectively stopped almost all virus traffic, only to find that spyware has taken its place as our major pain in the ass.

    WoodSmoke

  132. omg! by Gregory-Eric · · Score: 1

    That's just insane! That much support for spyware has got to be putting a heavy burden on Dell; and other similar companies. So, why the h!! don't they track down and sue the spyware makers; if in the U.S., and able to track them, and have money to invest, and...never mind.

  133. I've returned 'WOlfenstein" 5 times! by FatSean · · Score: 1

    To the Best Buy in Orange, CT. Wouldn't work on my machine. I still buy DVDs there as they are cheap, and I dutifully bring my latest copy of WOlfenstein back to return. I wonder where all the opened copies they took back went...

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  134. Every 5th call at dell spyware related? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a coincidence. Every 5th call I get is from some guy named Yuri who describes exactly what I'm wearing and then disconnects.

  135. Has 'spyware' actually happened to you? by B747SP · · Score: 2, Interesting
    As my little bit of a contribution to the growing problem of invasive advertisements, spyware, worms, etc, etc I've been writing a series of articles on the problems, and how to deal with them (basically pushing Firefox, Thunderbird, Ad-Aware, Spybot S&D).

    I have a great (and true) anecdote about a Professor who inadvertantly splashed pr0n up on a 4m x 4m screen before an audience of MBA students, managers and Execs, but I don't have a good anecdote for the spyware and phisching parts of the series.

    Have you (or do you know anyone) who has been caught out by (i) a keylogger or similar spyware or (ii) a phisching attack, either of which caused some quantifiable loss (ie: $$$ got pinched from their online back account, identity re-used somewhere else, etc, etc)

    All I need is a short email description so that I'm quoting a valid/verifiable source instead of making things up.

    I'd appreciate an email from an actual victim please, I'm happy to cite your name or be anonymous as required. Thanks.

    about:me I'm a geek who works at university, becoming increasingly frustrated at the last year or so's worth of worms, phishing and general microsoft-induced hell and I'd had some degree of success at getting myself published on a range of geek topics. By no means a journalist or anything like that though!

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  136. 90% no way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no way 90% of the PCs powered on and connected to the internet at any given time are infected.

    Not unless you count tracking cookies :)

    1. Re:90% no way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the numbers maybe higher. I worked tech support for businesses and their employees would install Kazaa for "software updates" that were "free." MCSEs tend not to take care of their networks properly since they aren't taught to do so. That would mean Microsoft would admit to having a problem. With so many apps that are spyware, may users may have it and not be aware.

  137. Not quite by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If you surf the web as an Administrator [Root] on OSX, or if you surf the web as an Administrator [Root] on Linux, you're every bit as prone to this stuff as any Microsoft user surfing the web as an Administrator [or you would be, if those operating systems had large enough market share for the spyware people to be bothered with writing spyware for them].
    Not quite. I don't know about OS X, but I know in GNU/Linux the user must manually set an executable bit before a binary can be run. You can't automatically make a file executable by adding an extension (like .exe, .scr or .com).
  138. L.I.A.B.I.L.I.T.Y. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    It's called liability. The last thing Dell wants is for a customer to say "A Dell Support agent recommended I use product XYZ" And yes..because you are on Dells watch as an employee, Dell is liable for any advice you give a customer regardless of the fact you would use the words "my personal recomondation is...."

    Face it, Dell that is a landmind of an issue they do not want to step in. Once the futz around with a PC, you are the last party responisble in the eyes of the legal world.

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  139. Re:In defense of M$FT - have to disagree on one it by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    Root is turned off by default in OS X and everything is done with sudo (Ubuntu Linux does the same thing). An ordinary user of OS X does not need the root account (and OS X doesn't make it easy to activate the root account). To make any system changes on OS X (or Ubuntu), the admin user will have to enter his password. And, at least in OS X, a window comes up that explains which program is requesting sudo access.

  140. Why linux is less prone to spyware by phorm · · Score: 1

    If there *were* spyware for linux, it would only work as a seperate app running in the userspace, much easier to clean.

    For windows, it's a little nastier. Since most users run with admin privilages (albeit they can run without, but many apps don't actually work properly then), spyware - like viruses - can infest different levels of your OS. You get keys in the registry, things that burrow into IE, and even farther by infecting things like the TCP/IP drivers. They're like ticks on a dog, with much of the problem is far well IE is integrated into the OS - browser events run without the browser even seeming to be active.

    Now for linux, if one is running as a standard user, you can only infect those files that you have write access to. Generally, this will be your home directory and perhaps some other shared areas, /tmp, etc. You can't infect the browser because you only have read access, there's no registry, but you can't infect the init, config, or other files either.

    I use linux part-time. I'm not a fanboy, but if you're really such a heavy user you should by now appreciate the security of the way the OS is moulded. That, or perhaps you just don't use windows enough to appreciate how many places an infection can dig itself in. Even the registry, which is often a simple thing to patch up HKLM/software/microsoft/windows/currenversion/run* is beyond your average user, so that's going to cost money to get fixed by somebody in-the-know.

    Spyware isn't just about sending back info, the main problem is how it roots into your system, and it's big brothers malware and adware are often called "spyware" for simplicity - but they're much worse.

    So really, before you tell those that use both OS's regularly and are aware of such pitfalls to "Get a fucking life," you should realise that such comments on linux security aren't coming from our asses.

    *disclaimer: using firefox on WinXP right now, but I'm smart enough to avoid most spyware infections anyhow. After switching various relatives to an "easy" customized linux distro I've had less "HELP ME" calls about nasties sneaking in. Gee... go figure...

    1. Re:Why linux is less prone to spyware by KrispyKringle · · Score: 0

      You're right. I don't use Windows enough to appreciate it's lack of security, perhaps. I had assumed, for instance, that one could run as a restricted user without any applications not working (I've done this on public or other people's computers plenty of times; everything works fine--I really don't know what applications you are talking about here).

      But as for Linux security features, most, if not all, are geared towards protecting the integrity of a multi-user system; none prevent a user from spying on himself, or overwriting his own files, or sending information about himself back to a server in China.

      Let me ask you: as your user on your Linux box, can you open up sockets (say, for telnet)? Can you read all your own files? Can you run daemon processes unconnected to a terminal? Can you schedule cron jobs? Can you execute a set of commands on login?

      I don't know how hard it is to remove spyware on Windows, you are right. I know I'd find it a fair bit easier on Linux (assuming we aren't talking something truly malicious, like trojans that corrupt binaries), but then, I know quite a lot more about Linux than Windows. But if you think the security features in a default Linux install save you from spyware, you're far too overconfident.

      I do apologize for being insulting, I guess. I find fanboyism annoying. But if you believe yourself, or worse yet, advise other people, that Linux has features that would be effective at preventing a determined individual from writing spyware for that platform, you are giving bad advice.

    2. Re:Why linux is less prone to spyware by phorm · · Score: 1

      No, it's somewhat of a partial agreement here. If linux took enough marketshare, I'm sure companies would write spyware etc etc for it. Right now it's not profitable enough to do so.

      But in most instances, you only have the few things to check - crons, and stuff in your home drive: unless something has been made writable to your user for a reason. In the end an infested linux box would probably still be beynd Joe user, but easier for me to clean. This is assuming it wasn't rooted, in which case things get really nasty . The happiest thing I have found with 'nix is that I can do a full reinstall on a new drive, do a find on all my conf files, and generally get back to where I was very nicely without worrying about DLLs and registry crap thyat will go bad in windows - in the event that a full rooting did occur.

      Oh, and on the windows issues, there are some programs that just don't happily run under a standard user. Part of the time the problem is not with MS at all, but with the fact that the coder isn't respecting the security features of the environment. Other times, it's simply because the program can't access certain level functions without running privilaged - which is comparable to a daemon that must run root, but without the work-arounds given in proper file permissions where one could manage to run non-root or setuid with proper configuration.

      Linux suffers from an issue where coders don't understand what the users want. Windows suffers from issues where coders don't understand/care about the security that does exist in the OS.

  141. Re:In defense of M$FT - have to disagree on one it by prototypical · · Score: 3, Informative
    If you surf the web as an Administrator [Root] on OSX, or if you surf the web as an Administrator [Root] on Linux, you're every bit as prone to this stuff as any Microsoft user surfing the web as an Administrator [or you would be, if those operating systems had large enough market share for the spyware people to be bothered with writing spyware for them].


    Wrong. I see this allegation all the time from people who never use the system in question, but OS X has this wonderful notion that you ought to consent to software being installed on your system. Even as administrator, there are some things you just can't do without authenticating (usually through a password dialog), and one of those is installing any software that uses a program to place it instead the old drag-and-drop method. If you want software to be put onto the system, you have to do it and that's all there is to it.

    In order for spyware to work on OS X, it's going to have to be trojanized. There's not much you can do about the human factor, other than running as non-administrator, but that's a FAR smaller deal than it is for Windows.

    Oh, and you prove your ignorance by comparing administrator status with root. There is no default root account on OS X, though you can enable it through NetInfo if you really get tired of using sudo. Why you'd do so, I can barely imagine, but there you go. Administrators are more priveleged than other users, but they're hardly root.
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  142. Congratulations on missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes spyware such a monumental bitch is not the fact that it exists, but the fact that it is so damned hard to remove. On Mac or Linux, a program is about as easy to remove as it is to install. And even if a program does spread itself out, leaving the pieces behind won't affect your system other than a bit of lost disk space. Cut off the head (main program) and all the other pieces die too. On Windows, you can write a program that digs its claws into your system and rips huge gashes as you drag it out. THAT'S why Mac and Linux will never be as bad as Windows.

  143. Stop Clicking by peeon · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is as simple as avoiding the popups that say "You are infected, please scan" It is bs.

  144. Why so much spyware? by Max_W · · Score: 1

    I heard that the mass software often includes the back doors known only to the producer. Like the receipe of Coca Cola is known only to the company president.

    Could not it be that this chaos with spyware is profitable to hide the inbuilt spyware? Like the "chaos" on the US sounthern border is profitable to the US economy by providing rightless workers?

    Would not it better to have the environment of several basic OSs, which does not have some fancy blinkers, but which could be looked through and customized by small vendors?

    I would rather work with the plain text and simple image viewer, than having 50 MB of My Documents pumped to some unknown person, what exactly happend to me once. But unfortunately the hardware is being tied to software by obfuscating drivers. And again this "chaos" is profitable to some individuals. I would even say not only profitable, but it is the corner stone.

  145. Re:Dell wouldn't have it any other way...here's wh by ecotax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I had read your claim about most 'slow' computers being crippled by spyware half a year ago, I'd have thought you were overly cynical or exaggerating.
    This is, however, exactly what happened to my wife's computer. While we're a Mac household, her employer lent her a computer a few months ago, to be able to use a web app that only works using IE6. Being vaguely aware of all the malware on Windows, I told her not to use the Windows machine for email, assuming web browsing was relatively safe. However, after two months of use, IE was getting so slow it was almost unusable. So I installed AdAware, which removed over assorted 90 thingies (registry keys, processes, DLL's, whatever - I didn't bother to check). The perfomance improvement was quite shocking.

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  146. Fresh Dells have Spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We took delivery of 6 new Dell Dimensions, and running on the system are:

    Some kind of Support program,
    AOL Dialer - this runs as a service in WinXP!,
    Norton security that keeps asking to register a free trial with Norton - effectively useless unless registered.
    and 10 other useless programs that start with Windows...

    So it wouldn't suprise me if most of the support calls are about these inbuilt programs.

    -----------
    To get rid, look in HKEY_CURRENT_USER / HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \Software\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run and RunOnce, delete obvious dell stuff.

    Then look in 'Start >> Settings >> Control Panel >> Administrative tools >> Computer Mangement >> Services & Applications >> Services

    stop the AOL dialler (set it to start never), becareful here you can really arse up a computer in that section.

  147. I am making money removing this stuff..... by morriscat69 · · Score: 1

    I currently remove spyware, and install firefox, for people who dont know jack about computers. And thats most people. I take the spyware out then slap them lightly on the hand and tell them NOT to use "internet explorer" anymore. And then feel bad about taking thier money. There are quite a few more spyware than can be googled, one often has to manually scan the system dll's and .exe's for really stupid nonsensical names, a recent favorite was max733t.exe. I forget the exact dll name, but this morning i was scanning one of my own systems dll's with process explorer, and the vendor names roll by.. and i see "pace anti-piracy".! I use move-on-boot to delete the sucker, and guess what? System boots a LOT faster.

  148. Re:In defense of M$FT - have to disagree on one it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's nigh on impossible to run many apps out there unless you are an administrator. one of my clients is a print shop and they can't even run half their software unless they are an admin (the software actually checks if you are or not before starting, so you can't even play with premissions in the registry, etc).

    Even still, i run everyone i can as a non-admin and they still get tonnes of spyware on their machines. The only difference is they can't instal adaware or spybot themselve to remove it.

  149. Okay, this makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I know why they are always so busy when I call them about the PIECE OF CRAP NOTEBOOK they sold me...

  150. In other news... by unixbugs · · Score: 0

    4 out of 5 PC's now run Linux...

    -

    University of Washington research this March published a moderate estimate of 5.1% PCs running spyware.

    This MUST be grossly inaccurate. The past few years of my life have been filled with installing broadband on spywayre-wormware ridden windows boxes. It seems like every-single-customer had no idea what spyware does, is, how they got it, or how to get rid of it. All they know is the "cable guy" is telling them that the Dell they spent $1000 on needs another $100 worth of work on it.

    Horribly inaccurate. The ONLY machines I didnt see spyware on were the Macs, the other *nix'en, and, of course, the occasional new Dell PC that I had to help the customer unpack. Many of the PCs were so bogged down that just installing the USB driver for the cable modem was painful enough for me to blaitantly tell the customer that they NEED TO EDUCATE THEMSELVES, at least SOMEWHAT, before they can have the service. Glad I'm not in the field anymore...

    Dont get me wrong, some people were cool enough for me to dig "the disc" out of my truck, but for the most part I would say a substantial amount of man hours is lost due to spyware and companies, even contractors for companies, should be entitled to recieve compensation from the creators and purchasers of spyware. I could legitimatly document hundreds of jobs where I had to sit down and fix the damn thing before it would pull an ip without broadcasting the customers user information to the whole internet. If I had to guess how much money I lost, as a contractor, due to this downtime, I would measure it in the tens of thousands.

    I sincerely hope that Microsoft feels the pain of losing business to a better competitor over this issue soon. If this explosion is not their fault, then I don't know what is.

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  151. Re:Spyware is the chronic disorder of Windows toda by DongleFondle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "This just goes to show what security folks who have to deal with ordinary, average users have been saying for quite some time now: spyware is the #1 security problem for the ordinary Windows user today. Break-ins, worms, and viruses are all nasty problems indeed, but they do not cause the level of sheer aggravation and suffering that spyware does."

    I absolutely agree with you that spyware is without doubt the most grevious problem afflicting home Windows user today. However, it is not only the shear numbers of spyware and lack of unified solution to these problems that makes spyware the critical problem it is, but the threat and damage that can be caused by spyware, in my opinion far exceeds what I would consider aggrevation.
    Although I am a fulltime workstation administrator for a tech company and often times pick up home user workstation support on the side and they are almost always problems related to spyware. I recently agreed to work on a women's computer that was no longer able to connect to the internet as well as set up a home wireless network for her. She told me that it was "her daughters toy and as long as she can get connected to the internet and chat at night it keeps her daughter out of her hair" they both remain happy. The daughter is 13 years old and has taken to chatting with her friends at night, passing around links to salacious little horoscope programs, gossip programs, ad nauseum . . . After two hours of working on the computer I had removed over 500 instances of spyware (files, reg keys, programs, etc NOT INCLUDING COOKIES!). My obvious diagnosis was that Windows XP home needed to be reloaded but for now she could get back on the internet. When I returned a week later after recovery disks had been obtained there was even more spyware than before & a mysterious bridged internet connection that I assumed was being used to turn the machine into a slave for God knows what. Additionally, I found approx. 5000 illegal song downloads (automatic prison time there), limewire and kazaa and an AIM add-on that was keeping documented records of all IM conversations. I quickly learned that this could not possibly have been the daughters choice as the one converstation I opened while investigating revealed explicit discussion of sexual activities. To me, the potential for abuse in this case goes far beyond the loss of data, or even identity theft. A hacker with access to this machine would be able to know all of this girls personal information, name, address, appearance, school schedule and what place her volleyball team achieved at districts. Needless to say, I did my very best to try to educate this women about the dangers of these surfing habits even referencing the recent /. article claiming 1 out 5 children were solicitated in various forms on the internet last year, but I'm pretty sure I wasn't able to get throught to her about the dangers of the predatory social engineering that can take place through the internet these days. Spyware has the potential to pose a much bigger risk than most people believe because it opens the door to rootkits, social engineering, etc. when it is allowed to run amok in this manner.

  152. ISP calls another 5% by Gopal.V · · Score: 1
    > And 20% of them may be calling Dell for help, another 20% or 30% calls their ISP instead.

    The ISP is calling another 5% to shut off their netconnection and stop sending spam ....

  153. Re:In defense of M$FT - have to disagree on one it by prototypical · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...I like the sound of my own voice (and I forgot to add something), so I figured that I'd come back here and mention it.

    You can't install anything through an installer if you're not an administrator, either. Software installers are password locked to accounts at the admin level or higher.

    Just to check, I swapped over to a non-admin account I keep for guests and tried both installers and drag-and-drop installations. The installers ask for an administrator password, and drag-and-drop to the applications folder says that it can't be modified. It seems that my permissions (which are mostly default) are working properly.

    On a whim, I tried to drag the .app bundle into the user's home directory, which worked. However, thanks to the structure of OS X, the worst that any known exploit can do is wipe that directory and that's it. The proof of concept media trojan showed that a month or three back, and so we know it can happen, but really... Human stupidity is human stupidity, and even Apple can't account for all of the possibilities that brings in.

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  154. Well, yes and no by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Generally a very good post, and I aggree that the cult of the EULA should die. And that blaming the _victims_ instead of the criminals is a sick joke already. But I do have a couple of minor objections:

    "The spyware is there on that disk because Microsoft security is bad, yes."

    Actually, no. Yes, I know, it's slashdot. Daring say that there's something (e.g., AIDS or world hunger) which MS isn't to blame for, is bad for your karma. Blaming MS for _anything_ rakes in the big karma points on /. Sad.

    Now Microsoft _does_ have plenty of faults. E.g., worms and viruses, those you can safely blame on Microsoft security. Better coding at MS could have avoided all the buffer overflow exploits, and better design could have foreseen some of the other exploits just waiting to happen.

    But spyware? Gimme a break. Spyware is installed by tricking the user. It comes standard with a nice installer and an EULA.

    Even on Unix, what do you tell users? Think. "Only log in as root to install programs or other admin tasks." Well, bingo, then they could install spyware just as well on Unix.

    Try to picture an alternate universe where the Unix fragmentation never happened, and Microsoft never happened, so all computers run Unix. Now picture Joe Average, on his shiny new Unix home computer. Let's also imagine that enough sense has been hammered into Joe, that he doesn't run root while reading emails and chatting on IRC. (Ok, big stretch of imagination there;)

    Now he's just downloaded this useful little movie ripper app, which incidentally comes bundled with Gator. It's right in the EULA too. And the install program tells Joe "sorry, you need to log in or su as root to install this program."

    Take your best guess at what will Joe do next. Well, I'll tell you. He obediently switches user to root to install it. Congrats, you just got trojaned on Unix.

    "It is a Trojan horse in the original sense - sooner or later, it bursts open and out pour the soldiers of the enemy, who go about merrily burning women and raping houses."

    It's a Trojan in the computer sense as well.

    Back in the day when BackOrifice was all the fashion, the way to get it was also bundled with some little useful app. When some script kiddie wanted to get you BOed, he'd send you or put up for download some little exe (a utility or game) wrapped in a nasty program that also installed the Trojan on your computer.

    And you know, everyone called it a Trojan.

    When did it become acceptable and not a Trojan? Since when do we even need euphemisms like "spyware" instead of "trojan"?

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    1. Re:Well, yes and no by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Only log in as root to install programs or other admin tasks."
      Alternatively, assuming $HOME/bin/ exists and is in your path, start the process with PREFIX=$HOME ./configure to install there. You may also need $HOME/lib if you hit dependency issues.
      Try to picture an alternate universe where the Unix fragmentation never happened, and Microsoft never happened, so all computers run Unix. Now picture Joe Average, on his shiny new Unix home computer. Let's also imagine that enough sense has been hammered into Joe, that he doesn't run root while reading emails and chatting on IRC. (Ok, big stretch of imagination there;)

      Now he's just downloaded this useful little movie ripper app, which incidentally comes bundled with Gator. It's right in the EULA too. And the install program tells Joe "sorry, you need to log in or su as root to install this program."

      Take your best guess at what will Joe do next. Well, I'll tell you. He obediently switches user to root to install it. Congrats, you just got trojaned on Unix.
      Close, but no cigar.

      Someone, somewhere, would have read the source code. Whether it was because they intended to install the software but wanted to know what it did first, or just out of simple Merionesian curiosity, somebody will have looked at it. Not every user has to do this; not even most users have to do this. As in the case of breaking fair-use prevention, just one is all it takes.

      And if they saw something they did not like, they would announce it to the world at large, just because there would be no reason not to. And a patch would be created, and everyone would used the patched version.
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    2. Re:Well, yes and no by funky+womble · · Score: 1
      Spyware is installed by tricking the user. It comes standard with a nice installer and an EULA.
      That's often incorrect. Spyware is just as likely to be auto-installed via IE holes (e.g. one spyware favourite is in Microsoft Java VM).
    3. Re:Well, yes and no by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      No. Then it's a virus, worm, trojan or an exploit. Or at least clearly illegal. "Spyware" is the grey area which is morally wrong, but not illegal. The stuff which falls under the "but it was in the EULA and the user clicked OK" fuck-up.

      Which is basically why I too would like to see the whole EULA rape declared illegal once and for all. You give some people a blanket way to waive responsibility for _anything_, and predictably it _will_ be used for _everything_. Including spyware, dialers, phishing, etc.

      If it wasn't too much trouble to come over to your house and steal your furniture, someone would have already put in an EULA that they're allowed to do that.

      It's that simple and predictable. You give some people a loophole you could drive a bus through, they _will_ use it.

      See how many people try to claim insanity in court. It's a loophole, they try to use it. Except in the insanity case, they actually have to prove it, and it's not easy.

      In the EULA case they don't even have to prove anything. It was written there that they install Gator on your computer, so that's automatically ok. They're automatically in the right, you're automatically in the wrong. Just because it was in the EULA.

      And I'm thinking that such a blanket loophole shouldn't have been allowed to exist in the first place. No other industry enjoys that kind of a "you have no rights, now bend over and grab your ankles" generic waiver.

      To avoid the usual car comparison, TV makers can't just put in the fine print some version "if it's broken, ha ha, sucks to be you. It came with no warranty, and we already got your money. Oh, and we're entitled to snoop your credit card number if you ever turn to the shopping channel. And oh, we're paid big bucks by that shopping channel, so we'll just spam you with their ads and randomly switch you to that channel twice per hour. You've aggreed to this when you opened the box, so you have no right to complain. Oh yeah, and a site paid us for home videos, so hope you don't mind if any videos you play on this TV gets transmitted over and published on the internet."

      Yet software makers do this all the time and it's regarded as perfectly normal. Why?

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  155. EULA by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
    Have you read the EULA for OEM microsoft "works"? It is scary... there are demo versions of software on magazine coverdisks that let you do more things!

    "Thou shalt not attempt to benchmark the software, not shalt thou create documents that disparage microsoft or are obscene or otherwise naughty"... (paraphrasing).

  156. Re:Spyware is the chronic disorder of Windows toda by lucason · · Score: 1

    ---
    - Bad security design in Microsoft Windows,
    - Absent security education for the ordinary user,
    - The unethical business practice of contract date-rape, and
    - Negligent refusal on the part of law enforcement to respond to electronic trespass offenses in other media, such as e-mail spam.
    ---

    You forgot one very important factor. Badly authored programs and websites which force the uneducated user to be admin on his machine and lower all security on his browser for it to work.

    Rich web crap has corrupted the web.

  157. I Feel Pretty Dumb by DeanFox · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    Running Linux I've put this stuff to the back of my mind. But, I do run a VMware Windows 2000 machine for some propritary VPN RSA connection software to connect to work. It's both software (KPF) and hardware firewalled.

    I keep the VM patched but never figured I need to worry much about spyware. I hardly use it for web access unless it's work related. I was wrong. I just installed AdAware and found 24 instances. Now, I guess, I'll install the others, SpyBot etc.

    The best I can figure is I must of had a brain fade while tele-commuting and drifted to a few sites while working. Usually when I do that I switch to another destop and use Linux to surf. That or the work related business site I've visited loaded them.

    Live and learn. It's going to really suck if Linux ever starts having problems like this or something simular. I've enjoyed the freedom since moving to Linux a few years ago. I neglected my Vmware machines though. But, not any more.

    1. Re:I Feel Pretty Dumb by DeanFox · · Score: 1


      About the Parent and the Moderator.

      One moderator took extra care to mod my post to zero. My post was at +3 but the moderator (he/she) added a -2 "extra" modifier to reduce my post to zero. Making sure that with one moderation, my post would zero out.

      I don't know why the moderator felt he/she was being baited. But apparently he/she felt that way. Even to the point of making sure my post zeroed out by using 2 extra mod points to do it. I can assure you (the moderator) that baiting for flames is not what I intended. I suspect when my post is meta-moderated you'll be found as moderating unfairly.

      I'll appologize to the moderator for feeling bated. However, I suspect this moderator has an agenda and just read bating into my post when that was not my intention.

      Nuff Said.

      -[d]-

    2. Re:I Feel Pretty Dumb by DeanFox · · Score: 1

      About the Parent and the Moderator. One moderator took extra care to mod my post to zero. My post was at +3 but the moderator (he/she) added a -2 "extra" modifier to reduce my post to zero. Making sure that with one moderation, my post would zero out. I don't know why the moderator felt he/she was being baited. But apparently he/she felt that way. Even to the point of making sure my post zeroed out by using 2 extra mod points to do it. I can assure you (the moderator) that baiting for flames is not what I intended. I suspect when my post is meta-moderated you'll be found as moderating unfairly. I'll appologize to the moderator for feeling bated. However, I suspect this moderator has an agenda and just read bating into my post when that was not my intention. Nuff Said. -[d]-

  158. They get what they deserve by bLanark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, I guess that this must cost Dell a fair amount in support costs. I've got no idea what the volume of calls is, but it must be great - and 20% of them to do with spyware? It *must* affect their bottom line.

    Maybe they will begin to ship machines with a more secure initial configuration. They might start wit some changes suggested by last month's article at The Register.

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  159. treaty by quintessencesluglord · · Score: 1

    For the most part, I agree with you whole-heartedly, and, unfortunately, the parts I disagree with put me in a most unenviable position: defending spammers.

    And there is a cadre on/. that thinks boiling them in lead is a good start before things start really getting rough, I don't expect my position to garner much support, however, your argument is flawed.

    When you speak of property rights in regards to spam, you are extending your rights to include what can be done with the entirety of the internet. You are, in essence trespassing against someone else's use. For example, I'm certain you get advertisements daily through your snailmail. What is the difference between that and a spam for viagra? Both are unasked for, both can be seen as a public nuisance, except when attempting to press charges of trespassing against Safeway for a bulk advertisement; you would be laughed out of court. You do not get to define the operation of the entire postal service just because you have an address.

    And claiming to know what the specific intent of a spammer who writes "\/1aGr/\" is a bit much. The same could be said of a mailing label that contains "or current resident of". Is it not an attempt to evade a filter? Call the Calvary; Valu-pak has just invaded my home.

    And comparing the acts of the Unabomber with "PENIS GROWTH GUARENTEED" is just laughable. I got a catalogue to Victoria Secret the other day. Is it pornographic material being sent through the mail, or is it just an advertisement. Should I sue? I certainly don't want my kids to see women portrayed in such a derogatory manner. Perhaps next time I will just throw the catalogue away.

    And any other argument you make for criminal intent of email can just as easily be applied to snailmail, with one primary difference: we take away a persons ability to send mail after they have been convicted of a crime. If all of these property laws apply to email, why do we make an exception in this circumstance?

    And beyond the problems of trying to enforce US law on a spammer that may reside outside of US jurisdiction, it comes down to this: I want the right to email Tyan to ask about IRQ settings without having their expressed permission. I want enough leeway to dial a wrong number without the receiver crying foul. I want the right to receive an email for a product or service I might find useful, or to be notified of a problem with a product I have already purchased. The idea of asking permission first is a catch-22 if I have no means to contact you in the first place.

    And ultimately pandering to the idea of some nebulous common public good brings the entire level of discourse to the lowest of common denominators. The issues aren't black and white, and viewing them as such distracts from pursuing answers which are more viable in the long term.

    1. Re:treaty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, I'm certain you get advertisements daily through your snailmail. What is the difference between that and a spam for viagra?

      Snailmail: The sender (usually the DMA) pays the postal costs for delivery to the home. The products advertised are generally not obfuscated, usually reputable, and can be traced to a definable place of origin.

      Email: Generally, the recipient, by virtue of paying for an ISP account pays for the cost of receiving spam. The products names and descriptions are often obfuscated. The sender is often invalid or fraudulently identified as an innocent 3rd party. The origin of the product/service is often an anonymous contact number, and there is usually no reliable way of verifying the product, service, or providing company.

      You do not get to define the operation of the entire postal service just because you have an address.

      So what? In the former case, Safeway has validly paid for thier service. In the latter, active abuse occurs that is often in contravention of the spammers ISP terms of service.

      Nevermind the fact that in order to get the spam out there, 3rd party PCs and emaill addresses are appropriated as zombie and fradulent sender: ids.

      And claiming to know what the specific intent of a spammer who writes "\/1aGr/\" is a bit much. The same could be said of a mailing label that contains "or current resident of". Is it not an attempt to evade a filter? Call the Calvary; Valu-pak has just invaded my home.

      Don't be so disingenious. The former is a deliberate, active attempt to avoid active filtering countermeasures. The latter is a polite way of saying "perhaps the addressee has moved; if so, the current resident may be interested". See the difference? The former _knows_ you don't want "Viagra" and actively seeks to impose the message on you; the latter realizes it is sending to a postal address, not a person, and is simply being curteous. They're not even related.

      And any other argument you make for criminal intent of email can just as easily be applied to snailmail, with one primary difference: we take away a persons ability to send mail after they have been convicted of a crime. If all of these property laws apply to email, why do we make an exception in this circumstance?

      Again, disingenious. We were just saying that part of the problem is lack of enforcement of existing laws. When society does decide to punish computer crime, there are most certainly instances where access to a computer, in general has been prohibited.

      I want the right to email Tyan to ask about IRQ settings without having their expressed permission. I want enough leeway to dial a wrong number without the receiver crying foul. I want the right to receive an email for a product or service I might find useful, or to be notified of a problem with a product I have already purchased. The idea of asking permission first is a catch-22 if I have no means to contact you in the first place.

      Then email Tyan, you're already in a business relationship with then as a customer. Ditto for expecting email notification on product problems - check thier handy "please email me" boxes (or do you not do that, for some reason). If you want to "dial a wrong number" without receiving flames and vitriol, use basic curteous writing skills of the language of your choice, write clearly and concisely (none of this "\/1agr/\" shit, for example), and if you get flames anyway, realize that people suck at times, and get a bloody helmet. Want to give permission? Call, write, drop into the local office, register with a direct marketing organization, whatever. You make your choices, and be responsible for them.

      But when spam is
      1) being used as a vector for all manner of phishes, scams, trojans, and virii,
      2) is being generated by the theft of 3rd party resources,
      3) targeting recipients who have indicated both by lack of any attempt to contact the sender, and the emplacemen

    2. Re:treaty by Grimm42 · · Score: 1
      When you speak of property rights in regards to spam, you are extending your rights to include what can be done with the entirety of the internet. You are, in essence trespassing against someone else's use. For example, I'm certain you get advertisements daily through your snailmail. What is the difference between that and a spam for viagra? Both are unasked for, both can be seen as a public nuisance, except when attempting to press charges of trespassing against Safeway for a bulk advertisement; you would be laughed out of court. You do not get to define the operation of the entire postal service just because you have an address.
      The difference is that - to complete your analogy - you hired a guard, build a fence and boarded up your mail slot, and Safeway decided to wrap their commercials around bricks to be able to throw them into your backyard lawn.

      And if you think the intentions of the spammers way of spelling their products is vague, youre the one who should get laughed at.

      Legal way of hitting this would be to make such thing as electronic littering an offence. Charge them pr message.

      Disclaimer: Safeway used here for analogy only, no insinuation intended!
    3. Re:treaty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that - to complete your analogy - you hired a guard, build a fence and boarded up your mail slot, and Safeway decided to wrap their commercials around bricks to be able to throw them into your backyard lawn.

      BTW, you also wouldn't know it was Safeway, and the scattered window would get broken...

      TFOAE

    4. Re:treaty by quintessencesluglord · · Score: 1

      No real point in responding to an AC, but quickly:

      By maintaining a residence or PO Box a recipent pays the cost for recieving bulk mail.

      "Or current resident of" is actually because it is illegal to deliver mail to any person not named on a PO box. This is a legal loophole (as well as the fact you can decline any mail except for, you guessed it, bulk mail).

      Can you cite which existing laws worldwide as they apply to spam?

      You are also responsible for your own choices. Can you just delete the spam and be done?

      I note that mail fraud still exist. The analogy still holds. Your point?

  160. Consumers *buy* on the basis of features... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    I know the answer, and the answer is fixed functionality, ala something like WebTV.

    Good idea; but unless it's very cheap, it's going to be a hard sell against a dirt-cheap PC that's loaded to the gills with gimmicky consumer-crap and a "fast" processor (and insufficient memory, because as we all know, it's better to spend lots of money on that extra 0.1GHz you can impress your friends with than a few pounds/dollars/whatever ensuring it has enough memory to work effectively).

    Yeah; you can bet the salesman will entice those people with tales of what they can do with their computer; although they'll never actually bother doing most of it.

    In this situation, your "safe" non-expandable box sounds like a poor sell; sad, but true.

    If this sort of device takes off, it'll probably be in the market covered by the Amstrad Em@iler; that device is very cheap, because it is subsidised by the compulsory use of the manufacturer's own ISP. And even if such a device would be poor value compared to the PC in the long-run, we all know that a large number of people simply buy on the basis of the initial price tag.

    The sort of people that buy the Lexmark printers because they are (marginally) the cheapest, then balk at the price of the replacement carts, so they buy another Lexmark because it comes with free carts anyway(!!!).

    Anyway- consider this; the more the replacement ink is overpriced, the more the (perceived) value of the free carts that come with the printer (e.g. if a black and colour cart would together cost $200, Lexmark could claim that you got $200 worth of ink free with the printer). I *have* heard this logic used by someone replacing their Lexmark with another Lexmark, rather than buy new ink.

    Canon can't boast such "great" offers, because their ink isn't sold in overpriced, chipped carts. So I must be a mug for buying a Canon (cough).

    Heading off-topic... sorry. But the point is that consumers are generally not logical in the sense that you (and I) would like them to be; they will buy on the perceived value of "features" and "gimmicks" far above everything else.

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  161. My Dell Came with Gator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I purchased a brand new Dell about 3 months ago, it actually CAME with gator installed. I keep a bunch of applications that I typically install on a machine on a DVD. Before I even hooked it up to my DSL, I installed SpySweeper on it. And it actually found Gator....

    Considering just how many machines out there are Dells, is it any surprise then how many have spyware?

    1. Re:My Dell Came with Gator by c.ecker · · Score: 1
      That's correct.

      All Dells are delivered with a full compliment of 'Crapware' pre-installed. Most of it can be uninstalled, and that's highly recommended before doing anything with the PC. Some of it is spyware, and will be detected as such. Some of it is spyware that Dell put on there, and you agreed to when you clicked on 'I Agree' during the first boot of the PC. That may not be detected as spyware, but it is. Most of this software is just crap, plain and simple.

      Better still, pay the extra cash to get a PC that doesn't come with all that 'Crapware' pre-installed.

      Contact http://www.indigocomputer.com/ for a high quality custom built PC with Windows XP Professional 'Optimized' and 'Locked Down' for Internet access right out of the box.

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  162. Re:In defense of M$FT - have to disagree on one it by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > There is no default root account on OS X,

    Oh, there *is* such an account, you just can't log into it...

    > though you can enable it through NetInfo if you really get tired of
    > using sudo. Why you'd do so, I can barely imagine

    For convenience. When you run as root, you don't have to sudo every time you
    want to do something a regular Administrator account can't do. (Granted, you
    have to be a *nix geek to ever run into that scenerio; point-and-click users
    barely have any use for sudo, much less need it often enough to get annoyed
    enough to want to run as root.)

    I run Gnome as root, on my Mandrake systems both at home and at work, because
    I got tired of doing su or sudo every time I needed to do something a normal
    user can't do, such as edit something in /etc or make a symlink in /usr/bin.
    It's very convenient, I can tell you. For the occasional app that refuses to
    run as root (such as freeciv), I use gdmflexiserver. I also use that for apps
    that crash X from time to time, so that I don't lose all my open windows in
    all my other apps whenever that happens. (Railroad Tycoon II is the biggest
    offender there.)

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  163. Re:In defense of M$FT - have to disagree on one it by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    "You know why? BECAUSE NONE OF OUR END-USERS LOG ON AS ADMINISTRATORS!!!"

    That may be fine if you're running one specific program that's designed to run as a non-administrator user, but, thanks to bad security design in Microsoft Windows, half the programs I run on my home PC simply won't work properly unless they have administrator priviledges. I did try to set up a non-admin user, but after a few hours of faffing around trying to make these programs work, I just gave up.

  164. Re:In defense of M$FT - have to disagree on one it by jonadab · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > On a whim, I tried to drag the .app bundle into the user's home directory,
    > which worked. However, thanks to the structure of OS X, the worst that any
    > known exploit can do is wipe that directory and that's it.

    On most systems, wiping out the user's home directory is actually *worse* than
    merely destroying system files. System files can be restored from the restore
    CD, but only a small percentage of users really back up their home directories,
    where all their important data lives.

    Additionally, there are more things an app can do with normal-user permissions
    than just delete files. An app running from inside a user's home directory
    can do any of the following:

    * modify .config files in the user's home directory. This is quite enough
    to get it run unobtrusively in the background whenever the user logs in.
    * read the user's files, looking for things like email addresses, credit
    card numbers, passwords, ...
    * contact a remote system (e.g., to send it the harvested email addresses,
    or to obtain instructions about what IP address to DDOS, or whatever).
    * send email (e.g. to propagate itself). Bear in mind that it can read
    the user's files, so it would be possible (though I don't know of a case
    of malware doing this) to construct *replies* to messages the user has
    received, quoting something the recipient said, and responding to the
    effect of, "Yeah, I see what you mean, have a look at this." with a URI.
    The URI could contain an obscured string that the server could decipher
    into keywords from the quoted portion, which could be used in constructing
    the phony description of what the trojan is good for. Sure, 90% of the
    time this wouldn't make sense and the user would be like, "Huh? Why do
    I need that?", but think about the other 10% of the time.
    * pop up advertisements. Although this would be likely to get the thing
    noticed and removed.
    * play jokes on the user, such as renaming files, changing the filetype
    and creator codes on files, altering configuration and preferences files
    (e.g., to "reconfigure" the AutoCorrect feature of a word processor),
    kicking in the screensaver at odd times, taking a screenshot of the
    user's desktop and setting it as the wallpaper, moving icons around, ...

    Granted, all of this relies on convincing the user to install it. So, it
    relies on having clueless users. OSes with no significant percentage of
    clueless users are in no great danger here, but any OS with large market
    share is going to have some clueless users.

    Are *nix-based systems inherently more secure than Windows? Yes. Are they
    inherently immune to attacks that exploit the human factor? Hah hah. No.

    --
    Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  165. Linux??? by advocate_one · · Score: 1

    why the heck are people dragging Linux into the discussion... this is purely a problem with Microsoft Windows...

    --
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    1. Re:Linux??? by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 0, Troll

      Purely... for the moment.

      There is nothing in Linux other than market share protecting it from spyware.

      If every windows user was a Linux user today then Linux would be beset with just as much spyware.

      The question is. Will Linux use the information gained from Microsofts current problems to avoid being a future spyware target?

      Or will people continue to chant "this is purely a problem with Microsoft Windows" and ignore the Linux vunerability to the very same problem till they get hit in the face with it?

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    2. Re:Linux??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear moderator. Please explain how this is a "troll", or apologise for being blindly vengeful.

  166. Possible spyware cure? by msoftsucks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been looking into ways to remove the profit incentive from the spyware guys. These morally challenged cruds monitor your web browsing habits and then sell that info. What if that info was full of bad entries? Like increasing the junk to valid signal ratio?

    What I envision is a screen saver that we load on all the machines we can get our hands on. This screen saver then contacts these spyware sites and uploads random info. The aggressiveness could be controlled by the user, allowing it not to flood any Internet connection. The screen saver could have spyware lists, just like anti-virus software that could be updated. Imagine having millions of pcs uploading junk to coolwebsearch. How long would you say these guys would stay in business? Would those that are buying this info continue to do so even if it full of garbage?

    Obviously this would be OSS, but we could license it in such a way as to allow folks like Dell to preload this and set it as default.

    So folks, what do you think? Is this the way to kill these guys or is the recent criminalization enough to stem the tide?

    --
    Quit playing Monopoly with Bill.
    Linux - of the people, by the people, and for the people.
    1. Re:Possible spyware cure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too hard to get it to not flood the internet to the point of making the entire internet unusable.

      You would have to make sure that if enough people were using it, then it would just send one message per *month* to a spyware system. Plus, you would have to make sure that the spyware companies couldn't just filter it out.

      *Plus* some companies do not care who/if someone sees the ad, as long as it gets on the monitor of some system. So the bad data may not even matter.

      Of course, the real way to stop spyware is to make it so that no company contracts with anyone who prpogates their ads using spyware. So what you might want to do is DDOS any company whose ads show up. In effect coercing them to stop and threatening anyone else who tries.

    2. Re:Possible spyware cure? by msoftsucks · · Score: 1

      Sure if this was sending junk all the time. But it doesn't need to. That's why I'm using a screen saver. If the saver has kicked in, then supposedly you are not using the machine (and thus the Internet connection). And I think that only a small amount of junk records need to come from each machine. This becomes a cumulative effect, because it throws into doubt the reliability of their database. If the scumware vendor doesn't detect this, then he will pass on higher rates to the one who is advertising, with no real additional value. Don't forget, the scumware vendor will have to also spend more on his data processing (more bandwidth, more cpu etc.) needs. If you do this on a grand scale, the rising tide raises all boats. Right now the costs and the penalties for advertising using the results of scumware is pretty low.

      We could also add prioritization in the lists to help target the worst offendors. For example, since coolsearch is an especially difficult scumware to remove, maybe 10 hits to 1 go to that site. This way we start targeting the worst of the worst and eventually cause them to die. As each one dies, we turn to the next onerous one. Choosing the next victim could be a matter of vote from the OSS croud.

      I don't think that we want to do an outright DDOS of any company. I think that the costs for behaving bad need to be raised to the point where it is painful.

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      Quit playing Monopoly with Bill.
      Linux - of the people, by the people, and for the people.
  167. Re:In defense of M$FT - have to disagree on one it by dheltzel · · Score: 1
    You know why? BECAUSE NONE OF OUR END-USERS LOG ON AS ADMINISTRATORS!!! That's it - it's that simple. They don't have Administrative rights, and they can't install spyware [or viruses, or worms].

    You've just been lucky. There's a good chance you have spyware infected computers right now and don't know it. There are spyware programs that can install themselves without admin rights on the system. I've found them on our systems already.

    Have you actually scanned your systems for spyware? Or are you just hoping that what you said is true? I'm not trying to be antagonistic (though some of what I just wrote sounds that way), but you really should be watching closely, even if your systems are locked down. Maybe I'm preaching to the choir and you really are scanning and watching. It certainly is possible to keep a Windows system free from spyware, mine is, but keeping a large number of end user systems free from spyware is a real trick, since there are always some people who will click on any shiny button they see. Maybe you don't have any users like that, I wish that were so here.

  168. Re:IMO, more than 20% if well maintained systems.. by advocate_one · · Score: 1
    "Approximately 33% of my customers are found to have spyware on a regular basis."

    Evidently you haven't broken their fingers often enough with the cluestick for them to have learned not to install stupid programs...

    --
    Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
  169. yes it helps some... by zogger · · Score: 1

    .....firefox in particular is easy to get folks to try, just I am worried it is another bandaid approach. I have not had any lucky getting people to try linux, changing entire operating systems is scary to folks. Even suggesting knoppix is hard, unless you are physically present and do it for them, most people won't make an attempt to go non-windows.

    There will not be much in the way of "mass migration" until people can see linux (some decent os) running on a decent machine with lots of ram at the computer store and it comes pre installed, so that means major vendor support. The only reason I ever tried it is a friend of mine ran a small hosting company so he was more familiar with it and was kind enough to download and burn me a couple of disks, and I ALSO have a lot of spare machines kicking around. Being on dialup and/or only having one machine is a factor for millions of people, that and they don't know anyone running Linux. It becomes a chicken or the egg phenomenon then. People aren't going to run what they have never seen, the entire idea of "operating system" is still foreign to most people, all they know is "computer=internet=games=emails=..." but they honestly don't understand all the nuances. And it's because they purchase a package deal, the computer comes pre installed with the OS and apps so that's what they start with, and at the store, all the apps say "runs on XP" blah blah. they can't see it or touch it or play with it, so it's only a vague theory to them. Too many hoops to jump through. A browser a certain small percentage might try, but really, even that is a minority, people are more content to just put up with it and/or complain about it.

    I honestly don't blame them, it is really not their fault they buy something brand new which is in reality 1995 with some shiny smeared on it and called 2004. It is sold as a brand new and improved product, unfortunately, it is still major league broken, and it is the *only* thing they see at the store and on the shelves. They are never told about it even when they take their computers in for "repair", they just get offered more bandaids, which I will include asd firefox on MS, spybot, antivir, adaware, zone alarm, and so on, those are all bandaids, they will never "solve" windows.

    We need at least one major vendor to crack and offer, completely transparently, at least a choice, and it has to be advertised and on the shelves.

    1. Re:yes it helps some... by wheany · · Score: 1

      We need at least one major vendor to crack and offer, completely transparently, at least a choice, and it has to be advertised and on the shelves.

      And in my case it also has to be completely and professionally translated to Finnish. Or at least if it can be started from the "start menu", it must be in Finnish.

    2. Re:yes it helps some... by harrkev · · Score: 1
      Even suggesting knoppix is hard

      Of course Knoppix is hard.

      1) Insert CD.
      2) Power on machine.
      3) Wonder why no sounds come out of the speaker. Ohhhh. That's right. My sound card is not supported.
      4) Try to browse the web. Whoops. Integrated NIC on nForce mobo is not supported in Knoppix.
      5) Reboot into windows to browse the web and listen to music.

      Simple!
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  170. Prevention.. by NormAtHome · · Score: 1

    It's amazing how many calls from friends and private customers I've gotten over the last three months about adware / spyware on their systems, in many cases more than 5 active processes makes the computer unusable or the internet inaccessible.. too many custom protocol drivers inserted by this crap.

    So far the single best advice I've found was by the author of the HiJackThis! tool, it appears that a large percentage of adware / spyware uses weaknesses and vulnerabilities in the MS Java Virtual Machine (even the last version with the patches) to secretly install themselfs so uninstall the MS Java Virtual Machine and install the latest Sun version instead. Just search Google for "Uninstall Microsoft Java Virtual Machine" to find instructions on how to do it. So far no one that I've done this for has had a major reoccurrence though they've scanned and found more stuff with the latest Adaware SE 1.05.

    One other note, Adaware SE (I don't know if SpyBot is the same) won't uninstall "legitimate" stuff from the machine. The Adaware people have some type of standard that spyware / adware must meet in order to get in the removal database and one key is "Does the spyware / adware have an uninstall in the add / remove programs". In some cases the entry in Add / Remove programs is camouflaged as something you wouldn't think of like "IE Patch" or "Internet Tools" so if Adaware and Spybot doesn't totally fix the problem start looking for suspicious entries in Add / Remove.

  171. "Unix app" != "Open Source App" by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, it's you who doesn't get the cigar. I said "Unix", but I didn't say "Open Source".

    Unix, even Linux, doesn't mean exclusively open source apps. You tell me for example where we can get the sources for Oracle or WebSphere. Yet we have them here installed at work.

    I'm willing to imagine an alternate reality where MS never existed and Unix won. An alternate reality where everything is OSS, on the other hand, is akin to believing in Santa Claus. Never happened, never will.

    And frankly, not only for Joe User, but for _me_ too... well, I don't know how to say this nicely, so here goes the very non-nice version: I don't really give a flying fuck about the whole "Open Source" hype. In fact, I don't give a flying fuck about any idealistic ideological battles any more.

    In between:

    A) I buy a closed source program that does what I need, and

    B) I wait for years before an OSS equivalent is available (and I'm not even saying "with good usability." Just available at all.)

    I'll take A any day.

    I'm not even exaggerating. Look how long it took Mozilla to actually have a browser. In the meantime, dunno about you, but I was very happy with the closed source Netscape, Opera and even IE.

    In fact, I still very much prefer the closed source Opera to Mozilla. Between the two, Opera is simply the better browser. And see above: I don't really give a rat's ass about its not being F/OSS.

    Or look at how many F/OSS games exist on Linux. No, really. I could play HAND and Pingus... oh wait, noone actually finished making Pingus. Hacking code is good and fine, but you don't find many people designing levels and painting graphics for free, do you?

    Or I could just buy a closed source game instead.

    Not that tough a choice. I'll take the closed source game, thank you very much.

    So to cut a long story short: Joe Average _will_ install a closed source app, and so would I. Basing your whole defense against spyware on the idea that everyone would rather have a useless computer, than install a closed source app... well, it's just utopic.

    --
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    1. Re:"Unix app" != "Open Source App" by ajs318 · · Score: 1
      You missed out

      C) I write my own programme that does what I need.

      The thing is, I'm willing to bet that you don't strictly need Oracle, or Websphere. You could get away with Postgres and a bunch of Perl scripts. You got sold closed-source "solutions" when the sad fact is that customising them down to behave the way you want them to really isn't any less effort than customising OSS up would have been. And in the latter case, you would get to keep everything you learned in the process -- and you can share it with the rest of the world. Once a problem has been solved, nobody should ever have to start again from first principles.
      I don't really give a flying fuck about the whole "Open Source" hype.
      Then you are being extremely short-sighted.

      All the bad shit comes from the simple fact of you -- maybe not you personally, but certainly someone acting with your interests at heart -- not having access to the source code. All of it -- from the Trojans that direct you to Sainsburys whenever you look up Tesco, to the botnets that spew out two 419 letters or adverts for counterfeit drugs for every legitimate e-mail, all of it all comes down to one simple fact: users are running code on their boxes that hasn't been properly checked. If there was no such thing as closed-source software -- either because it was illegal, and the laws against it were enforced properly, or because it was physically impossible to conceal source code from users -- then none of this shit would be happening now. Well ..... "none" is pushing it some, because it ignores background stupidity which won't go away of its own accord. But it would be a whole load less, at any rate.

      As long as you put up with this abuse of your rights -- and you may not even realise that it is an abuse of your rights, so good is the spin the abusers place on it -- you will continue to suffer the Spyware menace; and as likely as not the virus menace and the spam menace too. Sure, you personally may not think you have much use for source code -- not everyone is a programmer, I'm guessing you wouldn't know what to do with it if you had it. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't be fighting for it. Because someday soon, that source code could make a difference to you, or someone you love.
      • It's not just people who play with matches that need fire extinguishers.
      • It's not just women who sleep around than need access to abortions.
      • And it's not just programmers that need access to source code.
      If you think I'm taking this way too seriously, then you just aren't taking it seriously enough.
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  172. Re:In defense of M$FT - have to disagree on one it by Winders · · Score: 1

    Not on OSX mate- it's designed so that you only ever log in as Root to install software. It's pretty well impossible for spyware to install itself automatically without an Admin agreeing to it.

  173. I disagree that locking down windows will work by saha · · Score: 1
    "You know why? BECAUSE NONE OF OUR END-USERS LOG ON AS ADMINISTRATORS!!! That's it - it's that simple. They don't have Administrative rights, and they can't install spyware [or viruses, or worms]. [Of course, yours truly installs the latest security patches as soon as they appear, and has always had all of his users behind a fire wall, but that's not the important point here."

    I've never had a virus, worm or spyware on our Solaris, Irix, HP-UX, Linux and Mac OSX machines. But boy are you wrong about Windows. Worms can hit your computer even if you are not logged on as administrator, so if you've never been hit then consider yourself lucky. Secondly, we have a 5 man team that loads Windows computers for our computer labs and they where hit by all of the above, viruses, worms and spyware. What annoys me is why does Microsoft allow folders like C:\Program Files\Common Files\ to be vulnerable to Netsky? The PC loadset team have to get 200 Windows Engineering applications running in the College of Engineering and I'm appauled at the amount of pop-ups that have occured on our systems, even though NONE of the students where administrators and these computers where configured by a team of PC experts. I'm pretty disgusted with Windows and have been advising our faculty members to switch to Mac OSX or Linux. Windows by default allows users to write into the root of the C:\ drive and other undesired places. It is a MAJOR pain in the ass to lock down. Don't have to do that with BSD (Mac OSX), Unix, Linux boxes. Thank God.

  174. PS: Re:I tried by rwire326 · · Score: 1

    oh, I forgot about the "Messenger" folder ... and any other IM clients. Do NOT reset User permissions on these....

  175. Re:Spyware is the chronic disorder of Windows toda by hdeniz · · Score: 1

    Dear Frater 219
    Hi
    I am an undergraduate student at Endicott College. In order to graduate I am supposed to be focusing on a thesis. I decided to write it on privacy issues that came along with spyware. I read your journal and I would like to use it for my literature review that I am currently working on. Is that possible? If yes I need to get all the information about you and this journal so that I can be able to cite it.

    thank you
    Halil Deniz

  176. Re:IMO, more than 20% if well maintained systems.. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    Evidently you haven't broken their fingers often enough with the cluestick for them to have learned not to install stupid programs...

    In one of the two most common cases, it seems to be one of those spyware-by-IE-exploit issues. I have tried to get him to use Mozilla but that has been an uphill battle.

    THe other case, I am not sure where it is coming from.

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  177. "Does not endorse" by tepples · · Score: 1

    What "Dell does not endorse the use of spyware removal software" means is only that no company has paid Dell to advertise a specific brand of spyware removal software. Such payment doesn't have to come in money; it can also come in working with Dell to make sure that the software doesn't interfere with Dell's preinstalled software.

  178. The Interpretation by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dell: I am sorry, every support call we get is spyware related.

    M$: So?

    Dell: It all came from IE, your browser. Now we have to bundle Firebox and disable IE for all shipped Dell products.

    M$: No. IE is superior. Windows is superior. Suck my left nut.

    Dell: What?

    M$: Get back to work or we take away windows licensing.

    Dell: Ok. Would you like some coffee sir?

  179. Spyware Mozilla and Linux by nukem996 · · Score: 1

    I do computer repair as a part time after school job. I agree with the quote from someone above saying "90% of all machines have spyware the rest are *nix based." Every win machine I look at has spyware on it at least. Many times it is the cause of the problem. There is spyware that will fuck up all of win xps fonts if you remove it just with spybot search and destory. Spyware has gotten really nasty and acts more like viruss. To prevent the spyware I put mozilla on my customers computers. I have found it helps GREATLY!!! Spyware is cut down alot from mozilla, plus mozilla has a popup killer and loads pages after then ie so most people like it. I myself am a Linux user. All of my machines run Linux and Linux only. I am very happy with Linux and a very big Linux supports. I do think that if M$ dosnt do something fast to combat spyware it WILL be Windows or at least IEs down fall.

  180. that is exactly why.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ...I stated that the OS has to be on the machine, vendor supplied, so it's installed and all the doo dads are supported. That is really the only sort of big breakthrough that might occur, IMO. Aftermarket installs just won't work past a limited small single digit percentage, at least when you are talking single home users in general. With business, and dedicated purposeful bought machines and admins it is much more possible and a more credible scenario for "mass adoption on the desktop".

  181. Not to my surprise by knowfear04 · · Score: 1

    Surprised it's not more, 5 out of 1, wow, there doing good.

  182. Re:Why was this modded "Troll"?? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    Thanks asshole. You just proved my point.

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  183. Re:Why was this modded "Troll"?? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    Thanks asshole. You just proved my point.

    If it counts for anything I just meta-modded that troll mod that you got "unfair". I read your original post a few days ago and didn't see the mod -- then I got it in my m2 list.

    And I'm even posting this from my account! Go ahead and mod me down. A) I don't care, B) You'll pay for it in M2, C) If you do it "overrated" you are a spineless wimp and I still have lots of karma to burn.

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  184. Re:Why was this modded "Troll"?? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    Cool. Thanks.

    (Beware, stupid mods! Be very afraid.
    We will strike when you least expect it!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!) :)

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