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  1. Re:This just in. Project Bloat on 95% of IT Projects Not Delivered On Time · · Score: 2, Insightful
    95% of the time, the business changes their mind about the project and/or doesn't know what they want, anyway.

    I suppose this was modded Funny because it is true. I have not seen a project yet that hasn't resulted from project bloat. As the project progresses new deliverables are tacked onto the end. One can try and have the project plan set in stone at the beginning, but it never works because all the new stuff is "critical to the business".

    So how can any project meet it's deadline under these circumstances? (that was rhetorical. no need to actually answer)

  2. Re:Flea Market on High School Kids Beat MIT at Robotics Competition · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Man, is it Flea Market season already?

    Actually, yes. April 17th. Don't miss the first one. It has the best crap.

  3. Re:Defrag first, man. on Comprehensive Guide to the Windows Paging File · · Score: 5, Funny
    What are you talking about?! Men never have admin privs on a woman's box.

    At least, not after marriage.

  4. Re:You are kidding right? on Joke-e-oke Makes You a Comedian · · Score: 3, Funny
    A Borg, A Ferenghi, and a Romulan walk into a bar...

  5. Re:Dinosaurs are a myth on Scientists Find Soft Tissue in T-Rex Fossil · · Score: 1
    Yes, your sources are wrong. The dinosaurs were created on day 4. They were wiped out on day 5. I read all about it in The Onion.

  6. iPod innovations??? on Re-Imagining Apple · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ...featuring some interesting rumoured ipod innovations...

    Like OggVorbis support? Sweet.

  7. Are graphics all that matter? on PSP And DS Duke It Out · · Score: 3, Funny
    Do all your base belong to us?

    I say no!!!!

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  8. Automation on The PC Is Not Dead · · Score: 1
    Take the personal out of computing, and most companies would grind to a halt.

    Isn't this what a good expect script is for? ;-)

  9. Doesn't sound very effective on IBM Unveils Anti-Spam Services to Stop Spammers · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This kind of assumes that the machines that are sending spam are also listening for SMTP. IMHO I would doubt that. Also, what about all the hijacked Windoze boxes out there that are sending spam on behalf of spamers. Granted I wouldn't feel bad about them getting their hacked machines hosed, but I don't see how that would help the overall situation.

  10. Speak for yourself on Inside Look at Pixar HQ · · Score: 4, Funny
    Today my cube has inspired me thusly:
    % ls
    % pwd
    % ls
    % pwd
    % ls
    % pwd

    .oO("What was I doing?")
  11. Am I missing something on Juiced · · Score: 2, Interesting
    not particularly entertaining, none of the stories are more than slightly amusing, and its protagonist projects an unappealing mixture of vanity and whining

    So the book sucks and has nothing to do with Sci-Fi, Fantasy or Technology. I'm confused, why is it being reviewed here?

  12. Parity On Dudes!!!! on date +%s Turning 1111111111 · · Score: 2, Funny
    SSIA

  13. Same as my stomach on Lab-Made Fireball May Be a Black Hole · · Score: 5, Funny
    the particles are disappearing into the fireball's core and reappearing as thermal radiation

    The same thing happens when I eat at Taco Bell, but no one has claimed my stomach is a black hole.

  14. Bill, You are the weakest link... on CSS Support Could Be IE7's Weakest Link · · Score: 0
    Good bye

  15. Re:Current Comcast DVR sucks on Tivo Signs Deal With Comcast · · Score: 5, Funny
    The current comcast DVRs have a tendency to freeze every 15-20 minutes

    When they said "Pause live TV" they just forgot to include "every 15-20 minutes".

  16. Re:Silly Idea on VoIP to Fuel Plague of 'Dialing for Dollars'/Spam · · Score: 1

    Private callers shouldn't have to pay anything due to the engaging nature of personal calls. Yeah, if you're a chick.

  17. One problem... on Open Source Tax Products? · · Score: 1
    If the software is open source then the IRS will be able to see what --dishonest-mode does.

  18. Re:Yahoo's been doing this for years... on Google Adds News Personalization · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What's exactly the news here?
    Maybe that Google has just started doing this making it a current event and therfore news worthy.
    Yahoo's been doing this for years.
    Yahoo having started this service years ago makes it not a current event and therefore not news worthy.

  19. The TrollTech approach on Making Money Using Open Source Software? · · Score: 3, Insightful
    You could take the approach that TrollTech did and have 2 licenses. One license is an opensource one, in which you are free to use the product if your product is opensource. If your product is not opensource then you must purchase a commercial license. This is saying, if you are making money from my product then I can make money too. Seems to work for them.

  20. My experience with 3ware on Comparison of Nine SATA RAID 5 Adapters · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I can say from my own experience with 3ware is that it sucks. We decided that we wanted to use S-ATA because we could get a lot of disk cheap. The problem was that these escalade cards didn't do parallel IO very well and by that I mean if one user is doing a long write operation the entire RAID array would go unresponsive to other users. For example if I created a large 20G oracle datafile the entire system would seem unresponsive until the operation completed. I wouldn't even be able to ssh into the server. And this was RedHat AS in case anyone wanted to know.

    Moral of this story? You get what you pay for. SCSI should be used for servers.

    To be fair, however, I was never able to determine if it was a result of using S-ATA, 3Ware or the linux device driver.

  21. Re:size/resolution on Samsung Unveils 82 Inch LCD · · Score: 4, Funny
    It could be me, but it does look quite low for a screen that big.
    This display is mainly intended for portable MP3 players, so they really didn't need a high resolution.

  22. Who cares?!? on Open Source Advocacy The Right Way · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Honestly, who cares about advocacy? IMHO, (which is why I'm posting right?), Open source is not about getting other people to use open source but instead to do cool stuff. I am involved in Open Source because I like to program, nothing more, nothing less. If someone uses my program then great. If not I don't care. My license plate says "OPENSRC" not because I'm advocating open source but because it is what I am about. If someone asks me my opinion I'll say go open source. If they choose to ignore my advice then so be it.

    And isn't that what is wrong with the world today. People need to worry about themselves and not about what other people are doing. (unless, of course, those other people are hurting other people)

  23. This is great news on Vonage's CEO Says VoIP Blocking Is 'Censorship' · · Score: 1
    Adelphia blocking port 80 to my server is censureship. Now I can sue cuz he said so.

  24. Re:Oxymoron on Symantec Patents Multiple File Area Virus Scanning · · Score: 3, Funny
    We don't generally discuss how we will leverage this patent against competitors or others
    He just did.
    He's only discussing his lack of discussion. There's a difference.

  25. Bill Gates then went on to say... on Bill Gates Proclaims US High Schools Obsolete · · Score: 1
    There won't be anything we won't say to people to try and convince them that our way is the way to go.