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  1. Re:I smell friday... on Perdido Street Station · · Score: -1

    Break the bottle at the neck, slam it in your ass, do a handstand.

  2. Re:First REALLIFE troll on Perdido Street Station · · Score: -1

    I agree with this post

  3. I smell friday... on Perdido Street Station · · Score: -1

    ...and it smells like goose shit

    I'm talking some pasty white-bearded gnu hippy stank!

    Sweet god, can you stop your open source projects and take a frickin bath?!?!

  4. Re:Which is the best Mario? on Music Industry Seeks Payola Inquiry · · Score: -1

    You jackass!

    I'm gonna hire B1FF to come H4><0R your machine, then I'll get him to tell me where you live, and I'll come and beat the gnu hippy beard right off of you, and install WinME on all your machines!

  5. Re:It's always fun on Music Industry Seeks Payola Inquiry · · Score: -1

    Why is it whenever some company makes a good profit, hides their source, makes a profit for more than one market, that gnu open source hippies moan and complain?

    Cause that's what they do!

  6. Re:Which is the best Mario? on Music Industry Seeks Payola Inquiry · · Score: -1

    Mario2
    Its like Mario on an acid trip.



    BTW - I'm baaaaaaack!

  7. A couple things... on Elcomsoft Case Proceeds; U.S. Claims Jurisdiction · · Score: -1

    First, can we change the YRO colors? Burgundy on taupe? It looks like vomit, but, then again, it is michael's forte, so it should remind you of his bathing habits.

    Second, can we talk about shit that matters? The music industry? Yeah, that shit doesn't matter. Law? Yeah, that shit doesn't matter. When you college dimwits quit slashdot and get jobs in this evil "proprietary" world, you are gonna piss your pants when you discover that its nothing more than shit like the RIAA.

  8. Dudley Moore, dead at 66 on Dateline: Abuja; Nigeria Fights Email Scam · · Score: -1

    Sad news this morning: Dudley Moore was found dead in his home this morning from a rare brain disorder. Even if you were not fond of his work, or the fact that he was the sexiest man of the 80s, there is no denying his contributions to the slashdot community.
    Truly a drunk, british icon. He will be sorely missed.

  9. Real Ultimate Power on Christmas is Coming · · Score: -1

    Hi, this is site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

  10. FT on The LDP and Debian · · Score: -1

    First TOAST

    DFW is Baaaack!

  11. Re:as a rude techie/punk-rocker, i'd like to add.. on 3G Network Coming to America · · Score: -1

    I live in Cincinnati (Anderson Twp, actually), heard his band.

    Lemmie tell you, hearing it makes your ear burn!
    They try to be intelligent, yet play like retards. Rage Against the Machine wannabes.

  12. Re:So now on 3G Network Coming to America · · Score: -1

    Anyone that doesn't see the difference between talking to someone in the passenger seat, and talking to someone on a cell phone is a bigger idiot than those who can't drive while on the cell phone.

    Man, stop adding to the conversation! IT HURTS!

  13. Re:Change your business model on LGPL or BSD-Style License for Media Codecs? · · Score: -1

    Business Model?!?!?!?

    Since when do 1337 open source coders use a business model. Most don't design, and even fewer know anything about business.

    You are either an idiot or karma whore

  14. Lemmie sift through the shit... on LGPL or BSD-Style License for Media Codecs? · · Score: -1

    ... Allow me to sift through the crap and tell you the real question:

    I'm a developer of an open source project that no one else will ever use. Its under some gay open-source license, and someone said I may make money on it. Since I only work open source to be accepted by linux geeks (no one ever d/l's the code, BTW), and no one has accepted me except my "Ask/.", I think I want to go proprietary and destroy the little faith I have with my peers.

    Please talk me out of it so I can feel accepted.

    I have to go now, my mom needs to log into AOL. The only part I enjoy is that my parents let me live at home. Its hard to make money on open source, and girls hate the fact I work for free, am 32 years old, and live at home.


    You all know this is true, but who is willing to admit it????

  15. Congratz on ripping my sig! on SourceForge Drifting · · Score: -1

    Don't worry your the second person to do it, but you get the honors of 4 karma whore points.

    At least they don't mod me up past -5, damnit.

    One more thing:
    Be more original next time!

  16. One word to explain it all: on Napster Alternatives Coming Strong · · Score: 0, Funny

    COMMUNISM!

  17. Re:MusicCity business plan on EFF To Defend Music Swapping Service MusicCity · · Score: -1

    Wow... you're 1337 for copying my sig!

    P134$3 D0N7 H4><0R M3!!!11

  18. Re:Some comments on the ALSC report on ICANN Mulls Poll Taxes, Representation · · Score: -1

    Thats it! Milk out as much karma as possible.

    You haven't had a girlfriend in about 20 years, right?
    And your 20, right?

  19. Re:FearLinux.com on Fingerprinting Port 80 Attacks · · Score: -1
  20. Re:why does slashdot temporarily ban people on Linux 2.2 and 2.4 VM Systems Compared · · Score: -1

    CORRECT!

    Hard-core nazi censoring from the people that bring you YRO!

    I just got out of my ban and am timing when I return to it.

  21. Re:Puts a whole new spin... on Smart Yarn and E-Textiles · · Score: -1

    At least he has the nads to log in you turd licking cum dumpster bigot.

  22. wtf is this? on Shhh! Constructing A Truly Quiet Gaming PC · · Score: -1

    Lets gloat about our hardware?

    This post isn't part of the linux "grassroots" Roblimo wants OSDN to go for.

    Secondly, gaming on linux is NON-EXISTANT!

  23. Re:Won't help Linux biz on Amazon: Linux Saved Us Millions · · Score: -1

    Confusion here (btw - bad post, you shoulda known Taco & crew will slowly mod you down).

    The reason OSDN gave to k5 was they are going back to their "grassroots" and if it doesn't support Linux, it isn't a fit.

    OK, now next question, why'd they take the "linux" outta their name, then?

    The sad thing is that Roblimo won't DARE let anyone talk about it.

  24. Re:Extra, Extra, Read All About It! on Amazon: Linux Saved Us Millions · · Score: -1

    Actually I was accusing him of being a troll.

    Quit trying to read my mind, damnit.

  25. Re:A classic example of speaking out of one's arse on Amazon: Linux Saved Us Millions · · Score: -1, Troll

    Ok, so, how does Microsoft make things that much easier than apt-get?

    http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/

    It knows what I have installed, what is *needed*, and other things I may *want*.

    I think thats TONS better than your apt-get command.