Catholic Priest, Jon Katz, 58, was found dead at his church in New Jersey early this morning. Initial indications are he died of acute anal injuries from a nightlong sex romp. His body was found by his Altarboy Russ. A distraught Russ said, "We spent the night screwing anally and drinking holy-water straight. Jon had his normal 3 bottles of laxitive and shit on me. I then left the church and went home." An autopsy is pending and nude photos of Jon will be posted on goatse sites.
Catholic Priest, Jon Katz, 58, was found dead at his church in New Jersey early this morning. Initial indications are he died of acute anal injuries from a nightlong sex romp. His body was found by his Altarboy Russ. A distraught Russ said, "We spent the night screwing anally and drinking holy-water straight. Jon had his normal 3 bottles of laxitive and shit on me. I then left the church and went home." An autopsy is pending and nude photos of Jon will be posted on goatse sites.
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Pr0n? Maybe? Today?
Tilted Forum Project is a place of free pr0n.
You're welcome. In return, gimmie pr0n into my journal (I can't get ot any cause of company censorware). It'll be used in future First/Early posts.
Its just like open sores, but its not.
Where's pr0n king when you need him?
SAP!
Fill up my journal entry with quality pr0n so I can distribute the stories to all the good trolls in each and every article today!
Do ATM's have diapers to were?
Have you ever shit into them, and walked around?
I humbly bow to your feces
Need straight pr0n for dull monday.
Widening pisses me off!
I can't use the trusted browser of my favorite company when you widen the page!
Are you trying to subvert me into using that communistic operating system?
You commy bastard!
I'm SOOO disappointed by the lack of pr0n in these past couple stories!
I wanna see some quality that will make JonKatz AND Alan Cox go straight!!
For Pr0n Troll Thursday!
Post QUALITY straight shit. I wanna see you guys make Jon Katz go STRAIGHT!
Whew, that was a close on.
Thanks, Doc!
A new one for each post today? We can make it "Pr0n Troll Thursday"!
Do we have support from the CLIT?
The only Movement you'll see outta me is a bowel movement right before it hits you in the face.
I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY.
I just want (straight) pr0n. Lots of it!
First TOAST
I'm suicidal, hence, death to the CLIT
ever farted and accidentally shit yourself?
Catholic Priest, Jon Katz, 58, was found dead at his church in New Jersey early this morning. Initial indications are he died of acute anal injuries from a nightlong sex romp. His body was found by his Altarboy Russ. A distraught Russ said, "We spent the night screwing anally and drinking holy-water straight. Jon had his normal 3 bottles of laxitive and shit on me. I then left the church and went home." An autopsy is pending and nude photos of Jon will be posted on goatse sites.
God, I knew I smelt rotting munky shit around here!
w00t! That's some funny shit munky!
Reminds me of the days of the turd report. What ever happened to that funny-ass bastard?
I'm outta retirement cause some AC fuck keeps impersonating me!
so their seed will not further infect the earth
Since when do dirty gnu hippies get laid?!?!
Catholic Priest, Jon Katz, 58, was found dead at his church in New Jersey early this morning. Initial indications are he died of acute anal injuries from a nightlong sex romp. His body was found by his Altarboy Russ. A distraught Russ said, "We spent the night screwing anally and drinking holy-water straight. Jon had his normal 3 bottles of laxitive and shit on me. I then left the church and went home." An autopsy is pending and nude photos of Jon will be posted on goatse sites.
I agree with this post
Like "globalism"?
I agree with this post.
How ya been j03?
What's the url for trolltalk?
On a related note is a story dicussing the controversy over whether the Moon should be developed, which seems a little premature to me.
I bet thats not the only time premature has come up in discussions with michael...