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Dateline: Abuja; Nigeria Fights Email Scam

dosten writes "Computerworld.com is reporting that the Nigerian government is tired of being known as the Spam/Scam capital of the world and setup a web site to combat the common email scam. The web site is almost as funny as the Spam Letters. There is even a place to report your victim "experiences" so they can be published. One of the "coming soon" features will be a lineup of bad guys so you can avoid them in case you end up in Nigeria to collect your loot."

197 comments

  1. Excelent! by matth · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Spam is bad enough, wouldn't want to run into the guys that actually send it out :)

    1. Re:Excelent! by Kphrak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Spam is bad enough, wouldn't want to run into the guys that actually send it out :)


      Maybe the above person wouldn't, but I would. Especially if I had a staplegun full of sharp, rusty staples. ;)

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    2. Re:Excelent! by matth · · Score: 1

      True.. didn't think of this =) Instead of using the list to avoid them, we can all use it, print it out and go down there with weapons and pummel those spammers :)

    3. Re:Excelent! by tenman · · Score: 2

      We could have a sabbatical style party. We all grab our weapons of choice, put on the "I'm not a spammer" color coded jacket, and start on one of the largest game hunts ever!!!!. We could set up teams and make it into a search and kill competition. That would be a great way to parlay all that paint gun experience into something useful and wholesome. Thank you Nigeria!

      I can't wait to tell mom, she'll be so proud. :P

    4. Re:Excelent! by kaimiike1970 · · Score: 1

      Do I smell a worthwhile reality TV show in the making? Hunt the spammer.

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    5. Re:Excelent! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      In todays news, a man was found shot dead, the only clue to his identity was a staplegun full of sharp, rusty staples...
      ;)
      a little joke, but also a cautious reminder of how things work in most third world nations.

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    6. Re:Excelent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, I'd want a Liston amputation knife and a pair of surgical gloves.

  2. Nigeria has computers and Internet conections? by cscx · · Score: 0, Troll

    Pardon my ignorance, but I thought both are necessary to send/receive spam...

    1. Re:Nigeria has computers and Internet conections? by Sunda666 · · Score: 1

      man, this is a pretty arrogant statement.

      some nigerians please stand up and spank this dude.

      of course they have computers. computers are like whores, they are everywhere.

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    2. Re:Nigeria has computers and Internet conections? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they could be using WebTVs...

    3. Re:Nigeria has computers and Internet conections? by Carp+Flounderson · · Score: 1

      Actually, the scammers are branching out... last month I was invited by "a prominent Nigerian law firm" to come pick up my 75 million dollars in Amsterdam. Maybe because they have better internet connectivity there. ;)

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    4. Re:Nigeria has computers and Internet conections? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit dude, you're posting at +1. What, did you suck michael's cock or something?

    5. Re:Nigeria has computers and Internet conections? by Carp+Flounderson · · Score: 1
      Nope =)

      Last night I crafted this beauty of a troll. I woke up this morning with 0 karma much to my surprise! (up from -6)

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    6. Re:Nigeria has computers and Internet conections? by fantomas · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      good to see racism and is alive and kicking in the USA. And you wonder why other countries don't like you?


    7. Re:Nigeria has computers and Internet conections? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      There are internet cafes on almost every block, and some of them actually have internet connections :-)

      Seriously, there's no lack of computers. Its the telephone system that sucks, and getting 1200 baud connections id very hard!

      On the up side: If Nigeria decides that Spam is unIslamic, then, bearing in mind they are into stoning people to death for adultery, and chopping their arms off for theft, there is a reasonable chance that spammers might get the penalties they so richly deserve.

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    8. Re:Nigeria has computers and Internet conections? by vidarh · · Score: 2

      Islamic law is only in force in the Islamic states in the north of Nigeria, and they are only applied to muslims.

  3. i was sent this email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the 31 million us dollars in frozen funds email, how does this scam work anyway, any info? i obviously didn't reply to find out...

    1. Re:i was sent this email by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      the 31 million us dollars in frozen funds email, how does this scam work anyway, any info?

      It's simple. You give them your bank account # and permission to withdraw funds. Then they do. Duh.

      Read the thread over at spamletters.com if you want to get a better idea.

    2. Re:i was sent this email by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You can't open a bank account with no money in it. Then bored people could open accounts all over the place. The email says that funds of questionable legallity are being held in Africa. They need you to open a bank account in your name, give them access to it, and they'll put the XX millions into your new account. From there, you get to keep some cut of the newly liberated riches. So you get all excited, are in the middle of opening a bank account in a foreign country for dubious purposes, and they say "And we will need a minimum deposit of X thousand dollars to open that account". You think about the tons of money you stand to make in your dealings, and just drop that much money into your account. Then you give account access to your new email buddies. Then they withdrawl your seed money. (making *poof* gesture with mouth and hand) Then they're gone.

      I think this scam is called The Spanish Prisoner. A good movie of the same name explains the age old scam (Ed Oneil's part). The dumb thing is that the scam presented in the movie doesn't seem to be a variation of the scam they describe.

      -B

    3. Re:i was sent this email by GeekWithGuns · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here is how I was told that this scam works:

      1. You respond with an account number. They make a deposite to the account just like they said they would.

      2. They come back to you and say "Please give us back $X of the money we sent you". Since you have the money in your account you write them a big fat check.

      3. After a few big fat checks clear your bank, you you find out from your bank that the first big deposit did not auctually clear, you now have an account that is overdrawn because of all those big fat checks.

      And since your name is the only name on the account you are entirly responsable!

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    4. Re:i was sent this email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need you to open a bank account in your name, give them access to it, and they'll put the XX millions into your new account. [...Instead,] they withdrawl your seed money.

      Is it not possible, like in Lotus Notes or any good database administration, to allow someone to your bank account Depositor access only?

    5. Re:i was sent this email by geekoid · · Score: 2

      of course you could forgo the check part and try withdrawl instead..

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    6. Re:i was sent this email by schon · · Score: 1

      Is it not possible... to allow someone to your bank account Depositor access only?

      That doesn't work - the scammers say that they need withdrawal access, so they can withdraw their portion of the money..

      If you only gave them access to deposit, they'd claim that they didn't trust you, and that they won't put their (bogus) $$$ in until you give them full access..

    7. Re:i was sent this email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a seriously terrible movie. Really insulting ending. Seriously, I wanted to hunt down the writer and kill him after the last 10 minutes of that movie.

  4. Nigerian spam site by 56ker · · Score: 2, Funny

    " is even a place to report your victim "experiences" so they can be published. " - as long as they don't also publish the e-mail address of the people writing about them. As to spam from Nigeria - I've never had any (that I know of) - how about everyone else?

    1. Re:Nigerian spam site by Eccles · · Score: 1

      As to spam from Nigeria - I've never had any (that I know of) - how about everyone else?

      I've gotten a couple of (slightly) different variations of it.

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    2. Re:Nigerian spam site by Stonehand · · Score: 2

      Heck yes. The most hilariously outrageous one I received, by far, was one purporting to be from the widow of ex-dictator Mobuto, but otherwise being a normal "please let us clean out your bank accounts" message.

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    3. Re:Nigerian spam site by 56ker · · Score: 1

      All I've heard in reference to Nigeria is the bank account fraud - where some foreign dictactor wants to put millions in your bank account for a short period - you'll get some money from it -but the victims end up with their bank accounts drained of funds instead.

    4. Re:Nigerian spam site by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      As to spam from Nigeria - I've never had any (that I know of) - how about everyone else?

      I have. In fact, I've seen even more than usual of that spam this year! And, much to my relief, the spammers have bought a new keyboard - you know, ones that has lower-case letters too. =)

    5. Re:Nigerian spam site by stevel · · Score: 1

      I get about 4-5 of these PER DAY at my work address! They're all from slightly different addresses (though hotmail.com is a popular host) with slightly different texts. Is someone offering these sort of like the old "Make $$$ at home!" ads which, when you pay for the instructions, you get a photocopied sheet telling you to take out "Make $$$ at home" ads? That's the only explanation I can come up with for the increased volume of these things. (And of course getting so many of them makes it clear that they're all a fraud...)

    6. Re:Nigerian spam site by swb · · Score: 2

      That's really rich, since Mobutu Sese Seko was the dictator of Zaire, and not Nigeria.

    7. Re:Nigerian spam site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've received a few of them here in Australia. I know they've also found victims in NZ (although I don't know whether they were via snail-mail).

      PS: back in the early (pre-email) days of this scam, my investment advisor warned me of it. He also said that he'd heard of one victim who went over to Nigeria to reclaim his money ... and came back in a box. This isn't your ordinary everyday spamming scum, it's full-on organised crime. These guys play for keeps!

    8. Re:Nigerian spam site by maniac11 · · Score: 2
      I've gotten 23 of this in the last 2 years (I'm not sure why I save them... I guess the social phenomenon intregues me. At least one person I've worked with has thought that it was a legit offer and only decided not to act after I laughed them off.)

      RECEIVED Sun, 24 Mar 2002 17:50:12
      ALHAJI SULEIMAN ABUBAKAR.
      Lagos, Nigeria
      FAX NO: 234 1 7590573

      PrivateAddress:sule_abubakar@consultant.com sule_abubakar@mail.com

      ATTN.: THE MANAGING DIRECTOR / C. E. O.

      REQUEST FOR URGENT (CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP OF THE TRANSFER OF US$45,560,000.00 (FORTY FIVE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY).

      I hope this letter will not embarrass you since we have not had any previous communication. I got your reference from the United States trade department under private enquiry that is not related to my aim of writing you this letter and went further to have it confirmed by the Nigeria Exports Promotion Council(NEPC).

      I, on behalf of my other colleagues from different Federal Government of Nigeria owned parastatals decided to solicit your assistance as regards the transfer of the above stated amount into your bank account. This fund arose from the over-invoicing of various contracts awarded in my parastatals to certain foreign contractors some time ago.

      We as holders of official positions in various parastatals, were mandated by this new civilian government to scrutinize all payments made to certain foreign contractors by the past Military Government and we discovered that some of the contracts they executed were grossly over-invoiced, either by omission or commission. Also we discovered that the sum of $65,560,000.00 (Sixty-Five Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars Only) was lying in a suspense account, although the foreign contractors were fully paid their entitlements after executing the said contracts. We all agreed that the over-invoiced amount be transferred (for our own use) into a bank account provided by a foreign partner, as the code of conduct of the Federal Civil Service does not allow us to operate foreign accounts.

      However, we have succeeded in transferring some of these money, precisely US$20,000,000.00 (Twenty Million United States Dollars Only) into a foreign account in GENEVA (SWITZERLAND). But unfortunately, the provider of the account has severed all forms of contacts with us as he has refused to adhere to our earlier mutual agreement insisting that the total amount be paid into his nominated bank account before disbursement will take effect. If for US$20M (Twenty Million United States Dollars Only) we are not compensated, how can one guarantee full compensation on remittance of the balance of US$45.560M (Forty-Five Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars Only).

      We are therefore seeking your assistance based on the balance amount of US$45.560M, which can be speedily processed and fully remitted into your nominated bank account. On successful remittance of the fund into your account, you will be compensated with 25% of the amount for assistance and services and 5% set aside for expenses contingency.

      This transaction is closely knitted and in view of our SENSITIVE POSITION we cannot afford a slip, I assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free. We will avail you with our identities as regards our respective offices, when relationship is fully established and smooth operation commences. I am at your disposition to entertain any question(s) from you in respect of this transaction, so contact me immediately through the above private email addresses( Presidency & mail) and fax number for further information on the requirements and procedure. Please note that the DEAL needs utmost confidentiality and your immediate response will be highly appreciated and we will use our own share of the money to establish a lucrative business in your country. Please you should contact me immediately with your private fax and telephone numbers where further details in respect to this transaction would be sent to.Please do not disregard my email for any reason because it was addressed to and from myself, it is for security reason to avoid problem. Yours truly,

      ALHAJI SULEIMAN ABUBAKAR.

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    9. Re:Nigerian spam site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ you're dumb. Did it occur to you that that's what this is, and that email is just a new channel for the Nigerians to pull the same old con? I suppose not.

      If I had the choice to allow my daughter to be impregnated by 56ker or a Nigerian scammer, I'd go with the latter.

    10. Re:Nigerian spam site by EddydaSquige · · Score: 1

      Everytime I've gotten this email and fantasize, "If this were real, I could $xxxxxxx out of this." It never once occured to me to use my personal bank or account or that anyone would be stupid enough to do that. My line of thought was always along the lines of "if your going to be involved in money laundering, you need to protect your self from the IRS." So my thoughts always circulated around not getting caught for tax fraud. It had never crossed my mind that someone would be stupid enough use any thing that could be so closely tied to themselves.

  5. nigeria scams... by bje2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    we've actually gotten contacted for this scam through not only e-mail but through faxes at my office...yeah, like we're gonna think that a random fax that comes through is legit...right... that's almost as bad as the old "I send you this file in order to have your advice" virus...

    in any case, the Spam letters guy also has this link which has good information about fighting the nigeria scam...

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    1. Re:nigeria scams... by Anthony · · Score: 1

      I recently got a letter from Spain in the mail telling me I had won ~$US800,000 in a lottery. The hotmail email address was one indication of it's bogosity. A quick search of google unearthed a bunch of sad stories like a 84yo woman who sent them $US1500 plus her SS# and bank account #!

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    2. Re:nigeria scams... by nochops · · Score: 1

      This scam is older than email.

      Back in the day, it was propagated solely by snail-mail, then fax, and now email. It's been going on a long time, and the US government has ongoing investigations.

      The problem is that the Nigerian govt is supposedly corrupt, and involved in the whole thing. Frankly this doesn't suprise me, but I dunno if it's actually true.

      Anyway, I work for a web-host, and one of our clients has this: http://www.superhighway.info/IIS/INDEX.HTML

      Moderators - Please don't mod this up too high, because this server above cannot take a slashdotting.

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    3. Re:nigeria scams... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the rika.net site people have mentioned, it is claimed that the scam is Nigeria's 3rd-5th largest money earner!

    4. Re:nigeria scams... by babbage · · Score: 2
      the old "I send you this file in order to have your advice" virus...

      Damn that makes me feel old. I'm enough of an old timer to remember when that was the current scourge of the net! We had to carry our over-full bitbuckets back to the ISP (upsteam both ways, of course) in order to get rid of the damn thing. Now these young whippersnappers with their newfangled-- &lt/joke loses steam and evaporates abruptly />

  6. Dear resident... by realgone · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...the Nigerian government... setup a web site to combat the common email scam.

    And in a burst of inspired irony, their first order of business was probably the purchase a 5,000,000 name e-mailing list to tell people about this new anti-spam site. =)

  7. Spam hotline.. by erobertstad · · Score: 0

    Next we'll just need a SPAM hot line. "1-800-SPAMED.... yes, I can't take it anymore, I'm going to jump, my inbox is full and my girlfriend broke up with me becuase I didn't reply......"

  8. /.-ed by InsaneCreator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Could we, for a change, try slashdotting the spammers instead of those trying to fight them?

    1. Re:/.-ed by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Could we, for a change, try slashdotting the spammers instead of those trying to fight them?

      Do you understand what a slashdotting is? It means a shitload of people are viewing your page. So you'd rather send all this traffic to a spammer.

      Gee, I bet they'd be so upset.

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    2. Re:/.-ed by BAKup · · Score: 1
      Well, if you tie up their bandwidth, and don't buy anything, *and* you use an ad blocker, their bandwidth bill is going to be huge, with no income to pay for it.



      Now, that my friend, is justice.

  9. Somewhere in Nigeria... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 5, Funny

    in the corner of some ISP, a shiny new server is crying "You published a link to me WHERE?!?"

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    1. Re:Somewhere in Nigeria... by 56ker · · Score: 1

      A: on /. - Oh nooooooooooooo........!

    2. Re:Somewhere in Nigeria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was quite obvious.

    3. Re:Somewhere in Nigeria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know. 56ker is a natural born idiot.

      -banuaba

    4. Re:Somewhere in Nigeria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about that; seems to me that to be a dumbass of that magnitude you'd have to train for it.

    5. Re:Somewhere in Nigeria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always said -- a true dork is someone who doesn't know when to end the joke....

    6. Re:Somewhere in Nigeria... by quinto2000 · · Score: 1

      he's a pretty good troll in that respect. put him on your block list.

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    7. Re:Somewhere in Nigeria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Who put the "Nig" in Nigeria?

      Alternate spelling: NIGGERia.

    8. Re:Somewhere in Nigeria... by vidarh · · Score: 2

      Actually somewhere at the hosting provider of the Nigerian High Comission in London, UK... At least that's what the page itself says.

  10. Nigerian Scams by clarkgoble · · Score: 1

    We actually got them on the phone. (My friend likes to get spammers on the phone via long distance and listens to them gab while he programs. He then says, "hey - you're a spammer. You wasted my time, now I've wasted yours. Enjoy the long distance charges")

    Anyway my friend got bored and actually told him that he knew he was a spammer etc. It was kind of funny all the denials and so forth. (I ought to get my friend to write the full story for you all as it was kind of funny and I'm sure I've screwed up part of the story)

  11. Yeah, a scam, right by wytcld · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nigeria _is_ a rich and corrupt country. Many people there _are_ relatives of government ministers with access to huge, hidden bank accounts. Earthlink, Enron ... as far as we've come into the modern world we've got _nothing_ on Nigerians. Those of us lucky enough to be invited into their schemes should rejoice, open our bank accounts wide. The educational experience is priceless.
    ___

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  12. Snail Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I recieved a scam message post marked from Nigeria in the U. S. mail. The scam was different (they just wanted my checking account number so they could transfer millions into it (yeah right!)). Email and faxes aren't the only problems with scams from that country.

    I guess all countries' people have scams too.

  13. Uh guys ... by Christianfreak · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think we just /.ed Nigeria.

    1. Re:Uh guys ... by medcalf · · Score: 2

      Nah, it appears to be hosted in London.

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  14. If they were really serious.. by cmowire · · Score: 2

    If they were really serious, there would be an e-mail address you could forward the Nigerian scam mail to and then would personally track it and give the person the beat-down of their life.

    As an incentive, if you reported it, they'd send you the video of the person getting the Cowboy Neal done to them. ;)

    1. Re:If they were really serious.. by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > If they were really serious, there would be an e-mail address you could forward the Nigerian scam mail to and then would personally track it and give the person the beat-down of their life.

      Actually, it's often the other way around.

      While it's all well and good to laugh at the 419 scams we get in our mailbox, people have been kidnapped and murdered as part of these scams.

      Maybe the spam you got today was from some joker in a trailer park trying his luck. But I've seen some with headers that do indicate points of origin in Nigeria or other third-world countries.

      I follow the advice of the 419 Coalition's website, and forward them to the U.S. Secret Service, clearly indicating that I have suffered "NO FINANCIAL LOSS", and that my report is merely for the benefit of their archives.

      If the headers indicate (say, a city name on the reverse DNS of the dialup or cablemodem used to inject the spam) a point of origin, I usually add a note to the effect that the spammer may be based in whatever region the headers indicate. A little digging around WHOIS servers can usually get a probable country of origin.

      The one thing I never do is tip off the scammer that I know what he's up to. Remember, no SMTP header can tell you whether you're dealing with a chickenboner in a trailer park, or the outer edge of a real organized crime syndicate.

      Suppose that only 1% of your 419 scammers are "serious". Your mileage may vary, but thumbing your nose at 100 people, one of whom is running an organized crime syndicate, still qualifies as a cheap ticket out of the gene pool in my books. Are the cheap laughs from trolling the 99 trailer-park denizens really worth the risk?

      Let the Treasury guys take care of it. That's what they're paid for.

    2. Re:If they were really serious.. by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      Your mileage may vary, but thumbing your nose at 100 people, one of whom is running an organized crime syndicate, still qualifies as a cheap ticket out of the gene pool in my books. Are the cheap laughs from trolling the 99 trailer-park denizens really worth the risk?

      Killing 100 people, one of whom is the grandson of a senator, qualifies as a cheap ticket out of the mobster business. Are the cheap laughs from killing the 99 trailer-park denizens really worth the risk?

      All the deaths mentioned in your link were people stupid enough to fall for it and walk right into their hands. No criminal organization can afford to start killing too many people for the heck of it. Large scale random deaths of upright citizens tends to get the police on your trail, something to be minimized if possible.

  15. bad slashdot! no donut. by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    fellas,

    Who came up with the idea of linking to a third world website? good grief, you know the telcos there can barely handle a slashdotting, much less a single website.

    BTW, I am constantly amazed at the sheer stupidity of the people of this earth. Reminds me of the old vegas scam: I have a bunch of counterfit chips, you give me $1000-2000 for them, but since I can't go inside because I have been banned, you cash them for me while I take your money and run. Nifty...uninformed people often receive nasty wake-up calls...then they tend to be like the rest of us, wary and skeptical.

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    1. Re:bad slashdot! no donut. by donutello · · Score: 2

      Hmm...

      IP address: 217.204.238.51
      Host name: nigerianfraudwatch.org

      Alias:
      pccorner-3.dsl1.easynet.co.uk

      Third-world country is right. I hear they're not even circumcised. The savages!

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  16. Slashdotted by Dwarth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seem we have Slashdoted the Nigeria

    Huzzaaah

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  17. Kind of ironic... by Jin+Wicked · · Score: 1

    I very, very rarely get spam, but I got the Nigerian message literally two or three minutes before reloading /. to see this story posted. And it's already Slashdotted. :)

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  18. Howto Make Millions Fast!!!! by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is even a place to report your victim "experiences" so they can be published.

    Dozens of individuals JUST LIKE YOU are making thousands of dollars daily on the Internet everyday!!!!

    I know, I was skeptical, too, until I read about this fantastic offer that a friend told me about. He was cashing checks every couple of days for thousands of dollars!!!!

    Our free guide offers testimonies from thousands of clients that are ready and willing to buy the services that YOU, TOO, can offer over the Internet - for FREE!!!!

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  19. An Oldy But Baddie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This scam was endemic to the oil industry back in the '80s; reportedly, quite a few smaller producers and wildcatters fell for the scam, losing a pretty fair chunk of collective cash. Plus ca change, rien ne change...

  20. Poor DSL link in .uk by MavEtJu · · Score: 4, Informative

    nigerianfraudwatch.org. 23h55m50s IN A 217.204.238.51

    51.238.204.217.IN-ADDR.ARPA domain name pointer pccorner-3.dsl1.easynet.co.uk

    Poor DSL link...

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    1. Re:Poor DSL link in .uk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's Notes server(.nsf file?) running W2Kk so I have no sympaty at all...

      Not that I have anything against Notes....

    2. Re:Poor DSL link in .uk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdotted already...

  21. Congolese variant (with Slashdot relevance) by jfengel · · Score: 1

    I received a variant of this one the other day. The difference is that instead of being Nigerian, this one is Congolese, supposedly from the widow of the late president Mobutu Sese-Seko.

    The Slashdot relevance of this is that it is addressed to the email address that I use ONLY for Slashdot, which I allow to be shown but only through spam-armoring. Chinks in the armor, it appears.

    1. Re:Congolese variant (with Slashdot relevance) by quinto2000 · · Score: 1

      Zaire, now.

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      Ceci n'est pas un post
    2. Re:Congolese variant (with Slashdot relevance) by vidarh · · Score: 2

      Eh, no. Haven't kept up with "current" events? Zaire is now the Democratic republic of Congo. Don't confuse it with Congo, though as that is another country.

    3. Re:Congolese variant (with Slashdot relevance) by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was afraid my choice of term would be confusing. What would the adjectival form of "Democratic Republic of Congo" be? I guessed "Congolese". The citizens of the United States of America are called Americans, even though there are a lot of non-USAites living in the Americas.

      I guess there isn't a country-name registrar to refuse confusingly similar country names.

    4. Re:Congolese variant (with Slashdot relevance) by quinto2000 · · Score: 1

      I just remember it being "Belgian Congo" and then it changing to Zaire :) Correction noted.

      --
      Ceci n'est pas un post
  22. Use Spamblock XP by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why not just use the microsoft spam solution??

    --
    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
  23. Spam Cannot Be Reduced by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I hate spam. I get hundreds of offers for penis and breast enlargments and only a few are intriguing. I wish there was a way to stem the flood.

    Unfortunately, if you examine the problem from an information-theoretical viewpoint you'll find that that is impossible. Shannon's basic theorem was that noise is a property of communication. When you communicate, you have noise as a byproduct no matter what you do. Email is communication, spam is the noise. Web traffic is communication, popups are the noise. Slashdot is communication, trolls and crapflooders are the noise.

    One possibility for a solution is to reduce the communication itself via filters. For instance, some central agency could set up a computer to monitor all communication and delete targetted email messages or web traffic. As an act of communication-reduction this would guarantee at least a small amount of relief from noise. That's why I support Ashcroft in his plan to set the FBI up with Carnivore.

    1. Re:Spam Cannot Be Reduced by PD · · Score: 2

      I came to the same conclusion, so two days ago I set up pdrap.org for the purpose of giving me unlimited e-mail addresses without having to fill out a hotmail form for each one.

      When my e-mail on this message starts getting too much spam, I'll just blackhole it and make a new random address. I've got different addresses for everyone, so I can tell where the spammers are harvesting.

    2. Re:Spam Cannot Be Reduced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      what?!? Shannon's basic theorem has nothing to do with spam. You've confused some philosphical view of "quality communication" with the information-theoretic definition of noise.

      > Email is communication, spam is the noise.

      Email is communication. Spam is noise. Spam is a type of email. Thus, spam is communication. Perhaps it is not communication you wish to receive, but it is communication nonetheless. And hardly random. In fact, those email's are highly structured sets of information some refer to as "sentences."

  24. 419 Coalition by Detritus · · Score: 5, Informative

    For more information, see the 419 Coalition website. This is a huge problem in Nigeria. There is massive corruption in the Nigerian government and judicial system. It has also hurt legitimate Nigerian businesses.

    --
    Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
  25. Attention Slashdotters: Nigeria is closed! by ubeans · · Score: 1, Funny
    Newsflash:


    A group of hackers who call themselves
    Slashdotters today successfully shut down the
    whole internet in Nigeria. The Nigerian head
    of information declined to comment, it is reported
    that he is still on hold with AOL tech support.

  26. /.'ed by Chicane-UK · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hm.. you guys really need to stop posting links to sites like this that are bound to crumple under the mountain of traffic.. :)

    Must make sure I never put anything amusing / of technical interest on any of my websites.. gonna have my manager asking me to find out why our 2mbit line is jammed and people cant access the net :)

    --
    "Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!!"
  27. Banks and spam scams by totallygeek · · Score: 2
    Banks are constantly being bombarded by spam asking them to launder money. I have seen many from African and Middle East origins.


    They are something to the effect of

    Hello, I am the son of a wealthy national and we are trying to get our money into the country. We will pay you a percentage if you cash our check.


    These most of the time are check fraud cases, but sometimes they are legitimate checks used in various money laundering schemes. Don't fall victim yourself.

    1. Re:Banks and spam scams by BakaMark · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Banks are constantly being bombarded by spam asking them to launder money. I have seen many from African and Middle East origins.

      I used to work in the IT department of a Major Australian Bank. This has been going on for years.

      About 10 years ago the faxes were usually in the form of trying to get people involved in "theft of money" from their employer. Or an investment scheme with the bank account in Nigeria.

      This was something that was clamped down on hard by Management within the Australian Banks at the time, to prevent some newly employed teller from being involved (along with drilling it into the staff about any form of fruad, highlighting the fact that anyone partaing will be carted off by the Australian Federal Police).

      There was a standard letter that the Nigerian scam at the time used, and it was used as an example within the Internal memos on the subject in general.

      Wish I had a copy of that letter from back then. It would be interesting to compare it to what we have now.

  28. I joined the club by dr_zeus · · Score: 1

    I feel so proud. Two weeks ago I opened my mail, and I had not one, but TWO Nigerian scam emails. I have been laughing about this scam for the longest time, but I never got hit... until now. It cracked me up so bad I almost email the guys back, but decided not to. I still have the emails in my archives, just in case I feel lonely someday... I can know that someone, somewhere, thought enough of me to try to scam me. :)

  29. Not necessary by shaldannon · · Score: 1

    All they gotta do is scrape addresses from /. :)

    --


    What is your Slash Rating?
    1. Re:Not necessary by Kronovohr · · Score: 1

      strangely enough, that's where they got my address -- all of them sent to phorlakh+slashdot@ :)

  30. Here's my reply to those things by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5, Funny

    I modify the namea/dates/amounts/etc, and fire this off:

    Dear DR.ONORIODE BOBOLO,

    It is so good to hear from a fellow-countryman, having been raised and lived for many years in our most beautiful homeland, Nigeria. I want to send you my sincere thanks and gratitude for your kind offer of USD$25,000.000.00 (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) for taking part in this funds transfer transaction.

    However, I am a businessman too, and I make my living transferring large sums of money from and to my friends, relatives, and business associates in Nigeria. Therefore, I know that you would agree, that in order to participate in this wonderful opportunity, I must have an advance monetary commitment from you -- a good faith gesture on your part -- in order to proceed.

    Therefore, I ask that you deposit just 10% ($2,500,000) of the $25M into my PayPal account as an indication that you truly possess the funds and are actually authorized to release them. Using the online PayPal service is a very convenient and secure way to transfer funds. All you need do is access the PayPal web site -- http://www.paypal.com -- open a PayPal account, deposit the funds into your new account, and then transfer the money into my existing account, which has already been set up to receive the $25M.

    You only need my email address, which you already have, to transfer the funds into my account. Therefore, the complete safety of your account, as well as mine, is guaranteed and insured unconditionally. You have asked that this matter be handled with the strictest confidentiality, and I will agree to that condition, provided that the transfer takes place in a reasonable period of time, say by Friday, 5 October.

    If the money has not been received by that time, I must assume that you are not making a legitimate offer, and that you might be someone other than who you say you are -- although I can tell by the exceptional language of your email, that is probably not the case. However, if that is the case, then I will be forced to embark upon a most unpleasant course of action that I would prefer not to undertake.

    Because I have so many loyal friends in the Government of Nigeria and the Military, and many close ties within the Security Service where you work, it would be quite easy to locate your office and your home, as well as learn the identities of your friends and relatives.

    I truly don't believe that you would want to jeopardize their health and well-being, and your own future. I will access my PayPal account on next Saturday to verify that your good-faith payment has been made. Once that takes place, we can move forward with the final transfer.

    I trust that you will not disappoint me in this matter, since the consequences for non-compliance could be quite severe. I look forward with great anticipation to working with you.

    Yours faithfully,

    Issa Gidada, JD, MMB,
    President & CEO
    U.S./Nigeria Funds Transfer Organization
    Beverly Hills, CA

    1. Re:Here's my reply to those things by PD · · Score: 1

      So, did you get anything yet? I've been sending out $5000 invoices to spammers for a while now, and so far, nothing.

    2. Re:Here's my reply to those things by geekoid · · Score: 2

      And if someone deposits money into your paypal account?
      If you scam them, they will kill you.
      I've been involved with 3rd world banks
      (only as a programmer, thank God), and stuff like that does happen.
      Theres nothing like the military walking into the CEO's office, killings him, then declaring himself the new CEO, to really wake you up.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    3. Re:Here's my reply to those things by djwavelength · · Score: 1

      this is just like the response to the scam letters on thespamletters.com (which was posted on slashdot earlier)

    4. Re:Here's my reply to those things by orkysoft · · Score: 1
      If you scam them, they will kill you.

      Well, Don't Do That Then.

      --

      I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
    5. Re:Here's my reply to those things by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 1

      Does he live in Nigeria? Not likely. Is it very likely that the Nigerian military will invade the United States to take his ass out? Hmmm... not likely.

      Even if they did, a good slingshot would overpower them.

  31. in other news... by pcgamez · · Score: 1

    The Nigerian government has set up a website to combat /.'rs who continually bring down websites. An official has been quoted saying "We are sick and tired of websites being taken down because of Slashdot. It is a menace that must be stopped!"

  32. Protest! by xcomputer_man · · Score: 3, Funny

    As an avid internet user and Nigerian patriot, I wish to make a severe protest about this act of wickedness that has been committed by the Slashdot editors. As bad as scam letters can be, I think pulverizing our measly bandwidth and equipment with Slashdot readers is a little extreme as a spam-control measure.

    oga? wetin happen for dis server now?

  33. You fools! by Webmoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't you know that the Internet backbone of Nigeria consists of a drumbeat relay to a guy on the phone doing voice-mimicked modulation long-distance to a dial-up account in Rugby, North Dakota? (Note to self: Self, someone needs to write an RFC for this.)

    You're going to kill the percussion section of the Nigerian Symphony Orchestra by posting to Slashdot!

    "ATTENTION NIGERIA: All your bandwidth are belong to us!"

    --
    Give me my freedom, and I'll take care of my own security, thank you.
    1. Re:You fools! by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 1
      How did you get ahold of Intellectual Property?

      I was going to copyright / trademark / patent this tomorrow.

      Oh well ... I'll just go ahead and do it ... then sue you later for royalties ...

      --
      Karma? Karma? I don't need no stinkin' karma.
    2. Re:You fools! by Deimios · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, the logo of Nitel (Nigeria's Government-owned telecommunications company) is a blue circle with a silhouette of a man playing a drum.

      While I was in Nigeria, I was speaking with the manager of marketing for Nitel (who happened to be a friend of our managing director), and he said that their Internet backbone for the entire country was about 3mbps. With the exception of the Lagos-Abuja trunk line, most of the country's trunk lines are terrestrial microwave links.

      Outside of Lagos, leased line connections are virtually impossible to obtain, and most businesses use Nitel's horribly bogged down dial-up service. While at a customer's location in Abuja, it took me nearly 3 hours to download a 5 megabyte file.

      Lagos is currently experiencing a telecommunications boom. There are a large number of foreign companies setting up wireless services ranging from GSM phones to wireless Internet access. Victoria Island is a veritable forest of antenna masts and cellular sites. Abuja is also beginning to experience the same boom, although somewhat lagged behind.

      From my experience, Nigeria is not the "scam capital" that people make it out to be. People there are fairly honest, it is just experiencing the difficulties of being a democracy in its infancy.

    3. Re:You fools! by Savage_Terran · · Score: 1

      Here we have a good.. NO GREAT example of a BONE HEAD. Bone heads like this only make spammer spam more... Ur a complete idiot and should be SHOT in the head...

  34. Nigeria Population by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 1


    The country has a lot more people than you might guess, considering its size:

    Population of Nigeria: 108.20 million.

    Source: Nigeria Business Info

    --
    Bush's education improvements were
  35. Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud by EchoMirage · · Score: 3, Informative

    A good deal of these spam e-mails are related to the Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud, which the U.S. State Department considers a big enough deal to publish their own materials on it. See here [link is to a PDF] or here. The fraud is quite advanced, often going so far as to appear to originate from the Central Bank of Nigeria, use official letterheads and stationary, etc.

    The moral of the story is that sometimes spam is not just annoying, but potentially fraudulent and therefore dangerous. I'm glad to see something is being done about this, not only to curb spam, but also to prevent the scam from growing.

  36. Wait a minute ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean that Nigerian thing was a FRAUD? I just sent that guy $50,000 dollars, and my bank account number. Oh shit ...

  37. I actually got a snailmail Nigerian letter once... by cirby · · Score: 1

    A few years back, I got this odd letter from Nigeria.

    Beautiful paper in the envelope and letter - sort of a marbled blue/white. Handwritten in incredible penmanship (not laser or inkjet).

    I felt really bad turning it in to the Postal Inspection Service (and even that guy thought it was "one of the prettiest scam letters" he'd ever seen. You just don't get that sort of workmanship with email.

  38. Like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got this the other day:

    FROM : IBRAHIM MARYE
    YOU CAN GET ME ON THIS TEL NO: 225 07925533
    RUE J8840, PLOTX220
    Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire West Africa

    DEAR SIR

    APPEAL FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE/SAVE MY SOUL

    It is with a heart full of hope and trust in GOD that I write you this letter to seek your help in the context below.
    I am MISS MARYE IBRAHIM, 18 YEARS old girl , one and only daughter/child of late Mr and Mrs MUSTAPHA IBRAHIM. My father was a very wealthy
    cocoa merchant in Abidjan, the economic capital of
    Ivory Coast.

    My father was poisoned to death by his business
    associates in one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was a baby and since when, my father took me so special. Before the eath of my father on November 2001 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has the sum of EIGHT MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY(US$8,500,000) left in a special account in a Bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his only daughter as the next of kin
    in depositing the fund.
    He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will
    transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel
    hospitality business.

    Sir, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
    1) To provide a bank account into which this money
    would be transferred to.
    2)To contact the bank on my behalf and discuss the
    possibilities of changing the ownership of the money in your name and transferring it to your nominated account in overseas/ your country.
    3)To serve as a guardian of this fund and change
    ownership to your name so that every thing will easy for us.
    4) To make arrangement for me to come over to your
    country to further my education and to secure a resident permit for me in your country.

    Moreover, Sir, I am willing to offer you 10% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas. I have also decided that 5% of the total sum will be used to carter for all the expenses you will incur through telephone call to me and the bank, my ticket and visa to your country and getting a school for me etc.This 5% will will take immediately my father money enters into your account and the other 10% , you will take it when I come to your country.

    Furthermore, you indicate your options
    towards assisting me as I believe that this
    transaction would be concluded
    within ten (10) days you signify interest to assist
    me. Anticipating to hear from you soon.

    Thanks and God bless!
    Sincerely,
    MARYE IBRAHIM

  39. Who is worse? The scammer or the accomplice by Snowbeam · · Score: 1

    If you ever read any of the scams, it usually indicates that the person has stolen money from Nigeria in some form or another and needs your help to transfer it out of the country. Now, you are invited to help steal and you go with it. Doesn't that make you a thief if you agree to the offer? If your money is now stolen in the process, wouldn't you call it an irnoic form of justice? You were stupid enough to want to be a thief and when you get robbed, you suddenly call yourself a victim. Wouldn't it be better for the police to arrest you not only for being stupid, but also for being a self proclaimed thief?

    --
    I am Lord Snowbeam. Heed my call!
    1. Re:Who is worse? The scammer or the accomplice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course--as grifters of all (monetary) sizes know: You cannot scam an honest man.

    2. Re:Who is worse? The scammer or the accomplice by Steve+B · · Score: 2
      The best scams hook the victim into doing (or attempting to do) something illegal. That discourages them from calling the cops.

      One classic example is the "money duplicator" scam. The pitch revolves around a gadget that can supposedly produce perfect counterfeits, but takes several hours per bill (the scammer is supposedly willing to sell it because he needs a large amount of money right away). The gadget is demonstrated using a concealed real bill. By the time the victim realizes that the machine isn't producing any more money (another reason for the "several hours per bill" bit), the scammer is long gone and the victim has had time to realize that he can't call the cops without admitting his own intent to print and circulate funny money.

      Yeah, it sounds too stupid to fool anyone capable of walking upright, but then so does the Nigerian bank scam.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
  40. Good Nigerian Scam Links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are a couple of good links to what is really up with the Nigerian money scam. This has actually turned out to be in a few cases a really dangerous scam, with some people found dead because of it. and Just don't /. these links!

  41. We've /.'ed Nigeria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmmm... could this be a new weapon? Toe the line or we take down your net access.

  42. Reported on TV here by Kphrak · · Score: 1

    There was a report on this on Channel 12 News in Portland, OR. The EFF guy in the article seems to think no one will fall prey to such a cheesy scam, but according to the TV report, people were (big surprise here) quite stupid enough to become victims. I guess one guy in the Portland area lost his savings or something to it.


    Apparently, the first part required something like $5,000 to be deposited. They said the money was in Canada first. Then it went to the UK. Then...well, it got withdrawn one way or another and the people lost track of it. The scammer then sent them another message telling them that they had to put in more money to get past some customs post or another, and they sobered up and didn't give him any more of their dough.


    You might say, "jeeze these guys are bloody idiots!" Well yes they are...heh...but to the layman it is pretty convincing. According to the report, the fellow who the TV victims responded to sent them all manner of official-looking waste paper to convince them. If one is not up on this sort of thing, I can see how he could be taken in.

    --

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  43. Re:REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How in the hell would that be offtopic?

  44. I was just in Niger.... by ShaggusMacHaggis · · Score: 0, Troll

    and of course, the internet connections are horrid there...

    I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT /. LINKED TO NIGERIA...their web connection is bad enough as it is. You would be doing them a favor if you took that link off of your mainpage.....

    Story: In Niger, they charge users by the time they use the internet. Well the only ISP in town thought to themselves, hey, we can slow down the internet connection and get more money! Someone complained, and not only did they turn off his phone and internet access at work, they turned it off at his house!!

    Gotta love 3rd world "democracy".

    1. Re:I was just in Niger.... by Snowbeam · · Score: 1

      Which one are you refering to? Nigeria and Niger are two seperate countries.

      --
      I am Lord Snowbeam. Heed my call!
  45. Third largest industry in Nigeria by imuffin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think this is awesome. From http://www.ift.org/extra/scam.shtml:

    This has become a huge industry. According to some published reports, this has become the third largest industry in Nigeria. During the last thirteen years, there are estimates that the scam has taken in $5,000,000,000 in total, and hundreds of millions of dollars every year. These estimates may be underreported, as many victims may not wish to admit that they have been defrauded.

    If taking money from gullible people can net you that much, well... More power to them!

  46. A scam email I received today by Cheshire+Cat · · Score: 1

    In case anyone is curious what one of these emails looks like, I got this in my inbox, from jokoli001@yahoo.com, when I arrived at work today. Suffice to say I can't wait to get my hands on the money! ;)

    Dear Sir,
    I am Mr. Joseph Okoli. Bank Manager of Diamond
    Bank of Nigeria, Lagos Branch. I have urgent and
    very confidential business proposition for you. On
    June 6, 1997, a FOREIGN Oil consultant/contractor
    with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation,
    Mr. Barry Kelly made a numbered time (Fixed)
    Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US
    $25,000,000.00 (Twenty- five Million Dollars) in my
    branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to
    his forwarding address but got no reply. After a
    month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered
    from his contract employers, the Nigerian National
    Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Barry Kelly died
    from an automobile accident. On further investigation,
    I found out that he died without making a WILL, and
    all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I
    therefore made further investigation and discovered
    that Mr. Barry Kelly did not declare any kin or
    relations in all his official documents, including his
    Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US
    $25,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the
    interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at
    the end of each year. No one will ever come forward
    to claim it. According to Nigerian Law, at the
    expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to
    the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody
    applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal
    is that I will like you as an Foreigner to stand in as
    the next of kin to Mr. Barry Kelly so that the fruits of
    this old man's labor will not get into the hands of
    some corrupt government officials. This is simple, I
    will like you to provide immediately your full names
    and address so that the Attorney will prepare the
    necessary documents and affidavits, which will put
    you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the
    service of two Attorneys for drafting and notarization
    of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents
    and letter of probate/administration in your favor for
    the transfer. A bank account in any part of the world,
    which you will provide, will then facilitate the
    transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of
    kin. The money will be paid into your account for us
    to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you.
    There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this
    transaction will be done by the Attorney and my
    position as the Branch Manager guarantees the
    successful execution of this transaction. If you are
    interested, please reply immediately via the private
    email address below. Upon your response, I shall
    then provide you with more details and relevant
    documents that will help you understand the
    transaction. Please observe utmost confidentiality,
    and rest assured that this transaction would be most
    profitable for both of us because I shall require your
    assistance to invest my share in your country.
    Awaiting your urgent reply via my email: .com and .
    Thanks and regards.
    MR. JOSEPH OKOLI.

    --

    Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
  47. Robin Miller's Letter by waldoj · · Score: 3, Funny

    Robin Miller has a rather-amusing reply that he sends to the Nigerian scam letters that he gets. I hope he won't mind my pasting it in below.

    -Waldo Jaquith

    ---------------
    FROM THE DESK OF: MR. WORGEE G. SHUB
    Corporate (Special) Trust Fund,
    United Political Parties of America,
    Contract Award Committee,
    Washington DC USA

    Dear Esteemed Nigerian Sir:

    I am the Chairman of the Contract Award committee and my committee is solely responsible for awarding and payment of contracts on behalf of the United Political Parties of America. My Committee has received payments from Enron, Microsoft, Walt Disney, and many other large American companies that we then disbursed in accordance with United States law to the intended politicians in return for government services rendered to The Corporations. We overshot the contracted sum by USD35 Million. We have paid the politicians and withholding the balance of Thirty-Five Million United States Dollars. Since the existing domestic laws forbid civil servants from opening, operating and maintaining foreign accounts, we do not have the expertise to transfer this balance of funds to a foreign account.

    Due to the salubrious investment and taxation climate in Nigeria, as outlined in FMF A26 Unit 3B paragraph "D" of the Auditor General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Report of NOV. 1999 about annual estimated petroleum revenues of 28billion US Dollars, and especially opportunities relateed to the late Head of State General Sani Abacha who died on 8th June 1998, which we have become aware of through various emails we have received from your countrymen about the supply of Agricultural Machines and spare parts to the Ministry of Agriculture and Natural Resources, we have prepared to pay a commission to a worthy individual like yourself equal to 25% of the total sum transfered while 5% will be reserved for incidental expenses that both parties will incur in the course of actualizing this transaction and the balance of 70% will be kept for the Committee members.

    If you know you are capable of helping us actualize our life's dream, you should send to me immediately the details of your bank particulars or open a new account where we can transfer the money(US$35M)which you will hold in trust for us until we come over there for our own share.

    As soon as you open the account, send by e-mail to me immediately the details of the account viz: Name of bank, address, routing number, telex number, Account number, Tel and Fax number.You should also include the name of your company, your personal address, Tel and Fax numbers for further communication.

    Note that this transaction will be concluded within 10 working days from the day you give your consent.

    Sincerely yours,

    Worgee G. Shub
    Chairman of Disbursements,
    Corporate (Special) Trust Fund,
    United Political Parties of America,
    Contract Award Committee,
    Washington DC USA

    tel: 1-900-CON-4YOU

    NOTE THAT FOR THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF THIS TRANSACTION, WHEN YOU CALL ME THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS FOR YOU TO ASK ME WHAT IS THE CODE, AND MY RESPONSE WILL BE (055).IF I DO NOT TELL YOU (055) THEN KNOW YOU ARE NOT TALKING TO ME. DROP THE PHONE IMMEDIATELY AND CALL ME BACK TILL I GIVE YOU THE CODE WORD. THIS IS DUE TO JAMMING TELECOMMUNICATION DEVICES IN YOUR COUNTRY AS A RESULT OF THE BOMB EXPLOSION IN A LAGOS MILITARY BASE.

  48. This isn't going to help. by BubbaFett · · Score: 1

    Short of police investigation and arrests, nobody is going to put a dent into the amount of scams going on by putting the scammers on a Web site. The unfortunately gullable person isn't going to check some Nigerian web site every time they get an offer via Email.

  49. My kind of town (Nigeria is)... by mypalmike · · Score: 1, Informative
    What a great place. Between this and execution by stoning for the heinous crime of actually having sex, there's no reason not to make Nigeria your next vacation destination!

    -_-_-

    --
    There are 0x40000000 types of people: those who understand 32-bit IEEE 754 floating point, and those who don't.
    1. Re:My kind of town (Nigeria is)... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      What a great place. Between this and execution by stoning [cnn.com] for the heinous crime of actually having sex, there's no reason not to make Nigeria your next vacation destination!

      Actually she was granted a reprieve when the appeals court said that since she committed adultery before the law was passed she shouldn't be stoned.

    2. Re:My kind of town (Nigeria is)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lagos and Calcutta are top of my list of cities I never wish to visit...

    3. Re:My kind of town (Nigeria is)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait - Slashdotters have sex?

    4. Re:My kind of town (Nigeria is)... by Goonie · · Score: 2

      True, but there's already another woman up on the same charge, apparently.

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    5. Re:My kind of town (Nigeria is)... by vidarh · · Score: 2
      While my (Nigerian) girlfriend would likely agree with you, keep in mind that Sharia is "only" in use by the Islamic states in the North, and only for muslims, and has actually been declared illegal and a violation of the constitution by the federal government.

      So while that might not stop them from carrying out sentences, it is certainly not something that affects all of Nigeria.

      That aside though, my girlfriend has some quite horrifying stories about the level of crime in Nigeria, and for white people there's the added issue that we're practically signposts saying "tourists" and "easy targets" for criminals.

    6. Re:My kind of town (Nigeria is)... by Savage_Terran · · Score: 1

      Finally someone with some actual BRAINS... You are correct in almost all that you say.... But fact be.. There is crime everywhere... There are horific stories of crime in every country in the world... True enough whites are easy targets becoz they stand out and are KNOWN to be DUMBASSES... very gulable and cowardly... (A stereotype) Same shit would happened if a nigerian went to scottland... He would sand out and the criminals will try to take advantage of him...(Him being the outsider!!) Well... Nigeria country like any other country with good and bad people...

    7. Re:My kind of town (Nigeria is)... by vidarh · · Score: 2
      :-)

      I think the issue that makes it worse for white people visiting Nigeria (or other African countries for that matter) is that a large part of the white people visiting will be from relatively wealthy countries compared to the country they are visiting, so a white guy visiting Nigeria will be relatively likely to have what to a local would be a lot of money. That incentive isn't as likely to be there for criminals in Scotland that see a Nigerian tourist.

      But your point is well taken, any outsider is an easier target because they are less likely to know what places to avoid, where to get help, or how to act.

      I certainly don't think Nigerians in general are any worse than people elsewhere (I would certainly not be living with a Nigerian woman if they were). Just that as you say there are some bad people everywhere, but more of them will be ready to take the step from minor things to serious crimes when their most likely alternative is poverty, and even more so when there are easy, tempting targets available...

      Unfortunately it reflects badly on good people as well. In the case of developing countries like Nigeria that effect is perhaps even worse than the crime itself - being deprived of foreign investment and aid because of fear of being defrauded or otherwise becoming victims of crime likely costs developing countries billions.

  50. Any more by sirgoran · · Score: 1

    I just look at the headers and forward any unwanted mail to the abuse@/support@insertdomain.here as a violation of the TOS. My mail that used to be 30-40% spam has gone down to 10-20%. Since most mail I get have phoney "Unsubscribe" links, I'm not even wasting my time. A simple script forwards the spam to the ISP in question and they take care of it. Last I heard even Yahoo is talking about charging for large amounts of mail traffic from one of their addresses.

    Goran

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  51. And now the contry's internet is down, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now the entire country's internet connection is clogged due to the slashdot effect.

  52. You get what you deserve! by mabu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember receiving the Nigerian scam letters in snail mail 10 years ago. I laughed then at anyone who was STUPID enough to fall for the idea that that they're going to get a few million dollars for doing next to nothing.

    My feeling on this scan is this: It's a litmus test for idiots, to separate money from greedy morons that don't deserve to have it. I actually like this scam circulating because it's quite efficient at keeping lusers occupied with the idea that they can get something for nothing so they don't bother the rest of us with their boneheaded get-rich-quick schemes.

    I could do without the spam for sure, but this scam serves two useful purposes:

    1. It reinforces my impression that Nigeria is probably the last place on earth I would want to visit or do business with.

    2. It helps extricate money from people who don't deserve to have it. If you fall for this scam, you deserve to lose your money. It's like financial survival of the fittest.

  53. OT - Your sig by BdosError · · Score: 1

    Just to be pedantic, the correct (or at least, original) attribution for your quote should be:
    Denis Diderot, "Dithyrambe sur la fete de rois"

    You can see this at http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/diderot .htm

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  54. hrm by antar · · Score: 0

    oh wait.. kids, I have a nice assignment for you here:
    28th of march + 4 days is...

  55. Similar - the "Letter of Invitation" by gonzocanuck2 · · Score: 1

    Hi,

    Here's another thing to consider - I was hosting a horse show once and got a request from someone in Nigeria for a "letter of invitation" to attend.

    A woman who works at a college told me that often a letter of invitation is needed to travel to North America from certain countries. Also, it might also make you responsible for the person.

    I ignored the email.

    Best,
    C.

    1. Re:Similar - the "Letter of Invitation" by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 1
      In most countries that require the "letter of invitation" it does imply a certain amount of responsibility. In some countries, you have to get the letter officially registered which *does* require signing a document to say that you are responsible for any costs, and that you have money to afford this.


      You did the right thing by ignoring this letter. WHen I was involved with hosting an event, we could tell the authorities that there was an event and the person was registered for it - but that was all.

  56. The Easiest Way to Fight Dishonesty on the Web by puto · · Score: 1

    It is quite simple! Just post the URL or email of the offending party on Slashdot for the sum total of five minutes and the overload of requesets caused by the loyal(nosy)readers will quickly take care of the offenders servers.

    And it is a free service. Non profit with an employee base of over 300k.

    Captain Neal should set up a service and charge companies for this. IT could work both ways.

    1. Pay for your companies URL never to appear on slashdot.
    2. Pay for your competitors,enemies, inlaws etc.

    Yep, I am a capitalist.

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  57. Old news by XSforMe · · Score: 1
    From what I have read, the Nigerian mafia is running this kind of scam since the early 80s, and believe it or not, there are people who do fall for it. The fact that they are using now modern tools (email and computers) to carry out their activities is just consecuential. The problem is so big, that the US treasury department has created a task force to deal with this kind of criminals.

    There is an excelent site which reports the millions of variations of the first contact letters, fun stories on how to play these guys, and stories on how to make them dance like a chicken. Worth the reading if you have time for it (but then again, you are reading this, aren't you?).

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  58. I get no spam at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a mac.com mail account. They filter the spam so that it almost NEVER gets to your mailbox. The only caveat is one of your mac buddies will have to create it for you.

    I get no spam thank God, uh thank Seve. None at all.

    Since mac.com is a smallish isp you have better luck actually getting the email addy you want too.

  59. A drastic solution to spam and 'noise'. by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
    I am very tempted to configure my primary address to refuse any message that is not:
    1. GPG/PGP signed.
    2. Signer's public key is in a trusted keyserver (MIT, etc)
    3. The key listed on the server has been signed.
    4. The person who signed the key is somebody I know/trust.

    This is a drastic solution, but is slightly more scalable than a 'white list'. The first two rules alone should eliminate spam, the 'trust relationship' eliminates the remaining 'noise'.

    The big advantage is that it allows me to receive email not only from my friends, but also from friends-of-friends. If I expand the 'meta-trust' relationship further (friends of friends of friends, etc) then the pool eventually includes everybody, assuming you believe the 'six degrees of separation' theory :-)

    (BTW, nice troll there, PhysicsGenius.)

  60. Islamic Law? by Buggernut · · Score: 1

    Do cases such as this fall under the jurisdiction of Islamic law in Nigeria? I hope so. Wouldn't it be great if they were to be stoned to death for it, or have their hands cut off? >:)

    1. Re:Islamic Law? by vidarh · · Score: 2
      Only if the scammer live and/or operate in one of the states in Northern Nigeria that has implemented Sharia and is a muslim.

    2. Re:Islamic Law? by Savage_Terran · · Score: 1

      What about the idiot that got scammed... Do we stone him/her to death for being a complete BONE HEAD? Or maybe cut off his/her head.. Apperently they had no brains to begin with.. The person really loses nothing!

  61. Some Nigerian scam resources by khym · · Score: 2
    Two good resources on the Nigerian scam:
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  62. You'd need more than that... by acb · · Score: 2

    A lot of spam these days is run by the Russian Mafia (in particular much of the porn is). You probably wouldn't want to mess with them unless you had very good protection.

  63. A reply to a Nigerian scammer on the Spam Letters by kcbrown · · Score: 2
    From The Spam Letters:

    Subject: Re: confidentaility
    To: hamza kalu <hamzakalu@yahoo.com>
    From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
    Date: 08/08/2001

    Jonathan Land,

    If you disturb me again i will use african vodoo agaainst you. You will loose your manhood and may die infact i am looking at you now from a calabash of water and wondering if i should strike you dead but i see a girl an innocent girl, her spirit is strong i will let you pass this time. Hamza.
    Hamza, You're the funniest fucker in the world. I'd like to see your African Voodoo against my American Technology. I'm a top muckity-muck in the Department Of Defense. I'll have a Smart Bomb in your lap faster than you can play Hot Potato with it. They'll be picking those voodoo pins out of the remnants of your ass right up until the funeral. So seriously, I'm not a cop or anything: a) Are you even remotely near Nigeria?
    b) How many people do you send emails like this out to, and how many actually fall for it?
    c) Why did you keep writing back to me when I was obviously yanking you harder than a wood chipper? I could imagine that you deal with a lot of humorless folks in this line of work, and I might be a breath of fresh air. Essentially, I'm really curious... how well has this racket worked for you? According to this site: http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/ the scam you're running is actually a major industry in Nigeria, so I guess it's going well. Jon
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    Use 'slashdot stuff' in the subject line in any email you send me if you want to get past the spam filter.
  64. Cursed! by dosten · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't you know it. On the very day I post this Nigerian scam article, I get my first spamscam on it from a Mr. George Kojo. Maybe I'll screw with him just for fun...

  65. Re:Now what is this racist shit about?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back then the European states were nothing but barbarians and remained that way scientific-wise until the early 19th century. After that the colonisation destroyed those advanced societies.

    Uhh, right... Being barbarian scientifically until the early 19th century explains Newton, Leibniz, Gauss, Galileo, Kepler, Huygens, Faraday, Linnaeus et al oh so well doesn't it?
    Oh, and algebra, though invented by the Arabs, was greatly enhanced by the aforementioned minds and others, and was augmented by Calculus, which was invented in barbarian, backward Germany and England.

    Also, the Arab world stopped flourishing around the same time the European world came out of the Middle Ages, around 1400.

    Go dream up your politically correct anti-European worldview somewhere else, maybe somewhere where there won't be people to correct you.

  66. Even pros go for it by magi · · Score: 2

    In Finnish news yesterday, an ex-minister was charged of debt fraud. He had taken loans from various sources to pay for his losses in Nigerian letter scams. He estimates that he lost about $350,000 in the scams.

    Olavi J. Mattila was previously Finnish Foreign Minister, Minister of Trade and Industry, and Minister of Foreign Trade. That is, a major political figure. He was also the CEO of some large Finnish multi-billion-dollar companies (such as Valmet, a world-known machinery company) and a presidential councellor. His education was a Master of Engineering and Master of Economic Science. He retired in 1982.

    So he wasn't just a dabbler in business. Perhaps he was getting senile at his current age of 84.

    So no wonder people fall for the scams...

  67. Real? by KLR8 · · Score: 1

    Is this real or just a scam? :-)

  68. Desk top murderers? by tgv · · Score: 1

    Please note that Nigeria is not generally considered to be a free, democratic country that respects human rights. People get sentenced to stoning to death. The states in the north have introduced the sharia (sometimes called "islamic laws", although they have not been written by Mohammed, but have been derived from his writings afterwards by the people in power). Nigeria's High Council has declared this illegal, but the government has said it cannot do anything against it.

    Also, Amnesty International and Human Rights' Watch regularly mention Nigeria. The judicial system is prejudiced and corrupt, sentences are hard and cruel, prisons are full, and people get tortured.

    I think Nigeria has problems that are far, far bigger than spamming, but, if you are thinking of accusing people of spamming by pressing a button in a browser window, you might actually be responsible for sending someone into prison. Please don't do that. It's not worth it.

    1. Re:Desk top murderers? by vidarh · · Score: 2
      First of all, Nigeria only recently got an elected president. Yes they have tons of problems, but at least the present government seems to try to do something about it.

      But it is hard to do so efficiently when the military is still incredibly strong, when heavy arms is easy to get hold of, and the country is split both along religious lines (christian and muslem) and along tribal lines

      However, this is NOT about spamming. This is about fighting organized crime. Several people have met their death from following up on 419 letters and then trying to get their money back. This is about crime syndicates getting funding through fraud. They are a major part of the reason Nigeria is in as deep trouble as it is.

      And they cause problems not only for people directly affected, but for Nigerians everywhere. In many places credit cards issued in Nigeria aren't accepted by some companies (British Airways is a recent case, don't know if they changed their policy again) because the amount of fraud done by the crime syndicates is too high for them to bear.

      It also causes problems for legitimate Nigerian businesses, who are scrutinized extra, or even just not considered for business deals because of the risk of fraud.

    2. Re:Desk top murderers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>And they cause problems not only for people directly affected, but for Nigerians everywhere. In many places credit cards issued in Nigeria aren't accepted by some companies (British Airways is a recent case, don't know if they changed their policy again) because the amount of fraud done by the crime syndicates is too high for them to bear.

      Right. The page "Nigeria - The 419 Coalition Website" (http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/) specifically advises people:

      THE FIVE RULES FOR DOING BUSINESS WITH NIGERIA

      Courtesy of The 419 Coalition

      1. NEVER pay anything up front for ANY reason.
      2. NEVER extend credit for ANY reason.
      3. NEVER do ANYTHING until their check clears.
      4. NEVER expect ANY help from the Nigerian Government.
      5. NEVER rely on YOUR Government to bail you out.

      Endemic fraud and the resulting bad name can wreck an economy!

  69. They Stole All Their Ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Most of the knowledge that the rag heads

    claim as their own was developed by the

    Chinese who put the knowledge to little use also.

    The european community is fairly new

    but given the same amount of time hopefully we will be

    doing better things than trying to rob Jerusalem

    from the children of Moses.The ragheads claim to

    be descended from Moses to. This is sort of

    like the kid who wants to fuck his mother because

    his father is doing it

  70. Let me explain how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm Nigerian, and have actually been scammed once. It is a very common 'tradition' in Nigeria.


    If you give your account number, no money is taken from you account. All they do is keep promising to send money, and then tell you complications have come up, and you should pay some bribe money.


    They slowly siphon you that way.

  71. Initial Page by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 1

    Welcome to NigerianFraudWatch.org

    This service, operated by the Government of the Federal Republic of Nigeria through the Nigeria High Commission in the United Kingdom, is dedicated to the tracking of advanced fee fraud perpetrated by Nigerian organised crime syndicates.

    The most common type of fraud is 'advance fee'. This is known as 419 fraud after the penal code in Nigeria that makes it illegal. 'Black money' fraud also has a high profile. These groups also carry out highly organised housing, social security and other grant frauds. Unfortunately, the profits of these crimes are often used to finance drug trafficking, resulting in crime and death in destination countries.

    '419' Letters are distributed by post, fax and email. In a typical '419' (advanced fee fraud) letter, the author purports to be a senior government or central bank official who has managed to over inflate a contract, generating a personal profit. In return for help smuggling money out of the country, the recipient is offered a percentage, usually between 10% and 30% of contract value. At first no money is requested but once a victim has been drawn in, requests are made of the victim to fund legal and administrative costs. Victims have lost hundreds of thousands of dollars in some cases.

  72. The death penalty for single mothers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not even Michael Howard managed to get that law passed! :-/

  73. Everybody loves America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Most people around the World would buy the rags off our boney asses if it has an

    American label. 90% of the moslems walking the earth today would be dead if it

    weren't for American intervention & medicine.

    Saudi Arabia doesn't have an Army to speak of, but noone is

    chopping up Mecca for souveniers.If it weren't for the American presence, the middle east

    would be breathing Iraqui poison gas right now. America has taken the blame for

    the policies of the Arab States. Bush would love to wake up in the morning & blame

    everything that went wrong in America on some other nation.

    The reason the U.N. recreated the state of Isreal was to stimulate cooperation in the middle east by introducing a common foe. Little did they know the depths of depravity this gift would uncover.

    We should cooperate with the arabs, the next time one walks into our

    embassy to learn to be a doctor, we will give him a copy of the q'oran & tell him

    everything he needs to know is in that book, including information on mercy & compassion,

    which saves many more lives than any doctor will.

  74. Relay by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 1

    I just did at test over at abuse.net, and it seems like nigeriafraudwatch.org erm, relays mail (well, one of fifteen tests did, anyway...).

    Note that this isn't necessarily so, as this was just the public statement by the server, and may be different to the internal rules..

  75. "Beware 419" by pieterh · · Score: 2
    Driving through Lagos, you will often see houses with "Beware 419" or "This House is NOT for Sale" painted in large on their walls.

    I asked my Nigerian friend what this meant. She said 419 is the criminal code for fraud. Foreigners in Lagos looking to buy or rent houses are taken by fraudulent estate agents to see nice villas. They get a nice tour of the hours (thanks to a corrupt servant), sign a lease or agreement, pay a deposit (usually up to a year's rent), and then receive the keys. When the real owners turn up, all hell breaks loose.

    This is a whole industry. Ironically, one of my friend's uncles did this as a living.

    Nigeria is an interesting country. The scam letters, faxes, and emails are nothing compared to the incredible behaviour of some people on the ground.

    However... don't get the wrong idea about Nigeria and Africa in general. The vast majority of people are, like everywhere else, decent and hard working. Getting up at 5am, getting home at 9pm, this is the standard rule for most employees. Given the lack of any long-term prospects for most people (a bank once told me a 'long-term' loan, for an established business, was 3 months) it's actually not surprising people turn to fraud and corruption.

  76. Why exactly is this funny? by Hideyoshi · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are a moron.

  77. BONE HEADS by Savage_Terran · · Score: 1

    Don't hate too hard on the SPAMMER.... They only do it because there are so many idiots out there. Can you blame them.. It works so do it. Long live SPAM as long as there as BONE HEADS still AROUND!!

  78. simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it's very close to the truth.

    Now get a sense of humor you empty headed little simp.

    1. Re:simple. by Webmoth · · Score: 2

      It's an attempt at humor. A lame one, but worth 5 karma points nonetheless. :-) Not a bit of it is true.

      That said, most of the Nigerian Foreign Bank Account Scam spam is probably from some thug in a smoke-filled back room behind Joe's Leather Shop in Muncie (sp?), Indiana with a PFY spoofing IP's. Or something like that. Regardless, it's fun to speculate what "high-tech" must be in third world countries.

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  79. Positive Atheism and the need for kings & prie by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest - Cactus Ed Abbey

    Ironic that God's view of things kind of parallels this.

    Judah wanted a king to lead them instead of God, and they also refused to deal with God directly for their spiritual needs, therefore raising a need for intermediary priests (Aaron and then the Levites) for this purpose.

    When it comes down to fundamentals, both priests and kings were raised by Atheism diluting Theism. I guess that makes `positive atheism' a perpetual self-employment program - albeit not normally a Latin-based one - exactly like the assumption-based preisthoods that they in principle oppose.

    Have you had enough irony in your diet today? (-:
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  80. Dead right by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    In todays news, a man was found shot dead, the only clue to his identity was a staplegun full of sharp, rusty staples...

    Sad but true. That's exactly what would happen.
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  81. Also Ivory Coast variant by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Hey, one Fake Dead Corrupt Politician is as good as the next, and no point in letting the Fake Dead Nigerians have all the fun....

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    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  82. Honest Nigerian Politicians Looking For Help by billstewart · · Score: 2
    OK, it's nice that there are real Nigerian politicians asking you not to send money to fake corrupt Nigerian politicians and fake corrupt widows and orphans of real corrupt Nigerian politicians, but it's getting pretty close to advertising for the whole business - at least one Anti-419 site I've seen was mainly there to promote the author's book on the 419 Scam. Is leaving your address with an Anti-419 site really helpful, or is it more like sending an "unsubscribe me please" note to a spammer? Is it really going to help Honest Nigerian Politicians stamp out the corrupt ones, or is it going to help Underpaid Nigerian Politicians find the guys with money and get a piece of their action? Is it going to find the spammers and get their email access cut off? Or can you do that without trashing all of Nigeria's real email or forwarding them all the Korean Schools Relay Spam?

    Real Corruption in Nigeria - and Shell Oil

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks