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  1. Re:why to go to the dark side.... on Is Programming a Dead End Job? · · Score: -1

    You wouldn't know what to do with it even if you could see it. What are you going to do? Add it to your collection of other code you don't know what to do with? Sheesh...

  2. Hey Cliff on Is Programming a Dead End Job? · · Score: -1
    The simple measure here: "as long as you love doing it, you'll keep doing it." Isn't this true for any career?

    But, aren't people suposed to code for free? You don't have a career if no one is paying you to do whatever you are doing. It is like saying a whino has a career drinking NightTrain.

  3. The Turd Report 04/25/202 on TiVo Series 2 Review · · Score: -1

    I had spaghetti last night. This morning's turd was about 14 inches long and as big around as a beer can. It was hellish getting it out. It was black and reeked of sulphur/burning tires. It cleaned up well, but took two flushes to get it to go down. I rate this turd as an 8.

  4. Oh no! More Slashdot crap. I'm going to vomit on Viruses: More Hype than Danger? · · Score: -1

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  5. Your .sig on Review: The Rock as a Hard Place · · Score: -1
    Why do "friendly fire" accidents always seem to involve Americans?

    On occasion, we have a moment of clarity and realize that our alies aren't much better than our enimies. Your post is a good example why our friends are not much better than our enimies. You rip on us, but in a time of crisis, who are you (and most of the world for that matter) going to come crying to? France? The UK? Canadia? No. The good ol' US of A!

    So, bow down, you Canadian bitch. And make me some bacon!

  6. Re:It's time for my return on Human-Computer Interaction in the New Millenium · · Score: -1
    Nice to see you posting again. Have fun crapflooding Slashdot!

  7. Get some on Attack of the Clones: Less Plastic Crap, More Story? · · Score: -1

    I LIKE LINUX AND .' `.
    GETTING KICKED IN --- |a_a |
    THE BALLS AND FACE \<_)__/
    /( )\
    |\`> < /\
    tux \_|=='|_/

  8. *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* on Slashdot Subscription Update · · Score: -1

    have you no shame at all?

  9. Re:Blackout continues? on Slashdot Subscription Update · · Score: -1

    What kind of plums will trolls get? :)

  10. Why waste time? on Zope Bible · · Score: -1

    You know you can rent members of the Slashdot staff for very little money. Give Jamie a 40 of Hurricane and he is your all night. Why build a psuedo-goatman when you can have the real thing? Plus, if you toss him a few dimes, he will dance for you.

  11. Re:Chain of replies on Zope Bible · · Score: -1

    Kyle, do my fart, help.

  12. ascii posting time! on Zope Bible · · Score: -1

    I LIKE LINUX AND .' `.
    GETTING KICKED IN --- |a_a |
    THE BALLS AND FACE \<_)__/
    /( )\
    |\`> < /\
    ttr \_|=='|_/

  13. oof-al-ahh! on Salon On Computer Forensics · · Score: -1

    I LIKE LINUX AND .' `.
    GETTING KICKED IN --- |a_a |
    THE BALLS AND FACE \<_)__/
    /( )\
    |\`> < /\
    ttr \_|=='|_/

  14. Re:Pussy problems on Salon On Computer Forensics · · Score: -1

    No shit. At least make your stories somewhat believable.

  15. Crapachino! on Salon On Computer Forensics · · Score: -1

    Nummy!

  16. Re:Calculus on Salon On Computer Forensics · · Score: -1

    First Reply, bitches!

  17. Re:Don't believe the hype on Revolution OS · · Score: -1

    Linus has to make $ too...

  18. The Turd Report 04/19/2002 on Hollings Introduces Privacy Bill · · Score: -1

    I had a Subway Turkey Club last night, a 12 incher. This morning. I had a 9 inch turd that was as big around as a beer can. It was a bitch to get out, as it was mamoth in diameter. It was like a rock and black as coal. It didn't smell at all. Clean up was very easy but it took two flushes to get it down. I rate this turd as an 8.

  19. Slashdot makes me want to vomit!!!1! on Sharing Doesn't Hurt · · Score: -1

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  20. Re:since this article is duplicate, I want to Ask on Google Releases an API for Their Database · · Score: -1

    You must be GafTheHorseInTears' ex-girlfriend... :)

  21. Re:Hey everyone! on Burrough's Martian Tales Optioned · · Score: -1

    I had one like that about a month ago. the cleaning staff tried to break it up with a coat hanger. They ended up extracting the turd and carrying it out of the building to the trash. I cried with joy.

  22. Hey everyone! on Burrough's Martian Tales Optioned · · Score: -1

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    | | YOUR BALLS
    |_|_
    [__(_)
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    _____| |
    '-----| |
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  23. Re:Calling all trolls... on Trouble Ahead for Java · · Score: -1

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  24. Re:Calling all trolls... on Trouble Ahead for Java · · Score: -1, Troll

    I LIKE LINUX AND .' `.
    GETTING KICKED IN --- |a_a |
    THE BALLS AND FACE \<_)__/
    /( )\
    |\`> < /\
    tux \_|=='|_/

  25. Re:yay! on Should Virus Distribution be Illegal? · · Score: 0

    Thank you for your kind reply! I am glad you enjoy my posts here on Slashdot. Sorry you had to take a hit on your karma to say that.