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  1. fp on Apple Drops Mac OS 9 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Foist Proast, Beotches!

  2. A ? on Ask Alan Cox, Activist · · Score: 0, Funny

    So, now that LNUX is in the shitter, what is it like to be one of the poor again?

  3. emacs vs vi on Statistics of Deadly Quarrels · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just look at all the pain and suffering that quarrel has caused.

  4. Re:Reminds me of this Penny-Arcade comic on "EverQuest II" to debut in 2003 · · Score: -1

    Ol' Brightboy put a space in his link. BTW, PA is fucking lame.

  5. Re:/. readers on Cells From Liposuction Function As Stem Cells? · · Score: -1

    The fat out of CowboiNeal's right ass cheek would meet the stem cell requirements of the USA for 10 years.

  6. yay! on Cells From Liposuction Function As Stem Cells? · · Score: -1
    Finally, a use for CowBoiNeal's worthless, fat ass!

  7. Re:Did you know... on Fighting Back Against EULAs · · Score: -1

    No. I didn't know that. Please tell us more about this interesting topic. Thanks in advance.

  8. Re:A review of... a monitor? on 21.3" LCD Monitor Reviewed · · Score: -1
    I do not mean static electricity

    So, I don't need to wear wool socks and shuffle my feet on the floor while using my LCD? Whew, that is a relief.

  9. Using open relays to boot on Klez, The Virus that Keeps on Giving · · Score: -1

    Damn thing is using open relays as well. I guess it will be open proxies next. :(

  10. The Turd Report 04/30/2002 on Sneaking Open Source Software Through the Front Door · · Score: -1, Troll
    Happy Troll Tuesday Everyone!

    I went out drinking last night. I had Harp's and Makers Mark all night long. I also had hot pepper cheese. This morning, I had the 'Ring of Fire'. My ass felt like it was being seared from my body. I had diahreah really bad. The hot cheese did not help at all. It smelled pretty foul and clean up was messy at best. It did flush relativly easily with some bits sticking to the sides of the bowl. I rate this turd as a 6.

  11. What about VAWhat-the-fuck-ever's money pit? on AOL-Time Warner's Money Pit · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Slashdot. How is it holding up these days?

  12. slashdot != the press on Star Wars Digital Projection Theaters · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    press credentials

    Um. You don't really think that because Taco and pals post some links to other websites they are members of the press, do you? It is like calling me an author because I told someone to go read a book by Card.

  13. Re:More Info... on Video Games Not Protected Form of Speech · · Score: 0

    Make what ever games you want, just don't sell the violent/gaphic ones to kids.

  14. Re:PAY ATTENTION! sigh. on Shakedown: How the Business Software Alliance Operates · · Score: 0

    Except they are not telling you to stop redistributing GPL code, they are telling you to pay up for the non-GPL code you are using.

  15. Simple on Recommendations for Third Party Security Audits? · · Score: 1, Funny
    1. Log in to #2600 from box at work
    2. Say: "I am 3l33t! Yuo sux0r!"
    3. Sit back and watch the 'audit'
  16. Re:More Info... on Video Games Not Protected Form of Speech · · Score: 1
    But, is it a fundamental right to sell it to children? Porn and strip clubs have used the free speech banner as a reason they should exist, but it can not be sold to or viewed children. Are you trying to say that my 10 year old should be able to buy a copy of Hustler Busty and read it at the front table at the Kitty Klub?

    They aren't restricting ALL games to kids, just violent ones. They can still buy Pokemon and Tetris and such. Just don't sell them "Blood-Lust: The Quest for Gore" or "Johnny Havoc: School Yard Slaughterfest". Ok?

  17. Re:with the kind of turds you report on on Is Programming a Dead End Job? · · Score: 0

    Well, much like OSS programmers, I do it for the love of it. If you are doing something you enjoy, who cares how much you are paid, right? ;)

  18. Re:More Info... on Video Games Not Protected Form of Speech · · Score: 0
    But, they are not banning video games. They just are not allowing kids to play violent video games. They can still play games and adults can still buy any game they desire.

    Kids can't buy cigs, but adults still can. Same thing with booze, porn, hotel rooms, lottery tickets, etc...

  19. Re:with the kind of turds you report on on Is Programming a Dead End Job? · · Score: 0

    But, how many fan letters do you get about your code? I get 1-2 a week about my turd reports.

  20. Re:More Info... on Video Games Not Protected Form of Speech · · Score: 0
    No. It is a slippery slope argument. "Oh no! Kids can't buy GTA3. Soon adults won't be able to buy pong."

  21. Re:why to go to the dark side.... on Is Programming a Dead End Job? · · Score: -1
    Oh no! Some slashdork codes more than I do. I'll go home and cry now. *snicker*

    Do you think anyone gives two shits about how many lines of crappy code you have cranked out? I mean honestly, do you think it improves your mating chances in the herd or something? It is like bragging that you scratch you ass more than I do. It is a pathetic brag.

  22. Re:More Info... on Video Games Not Protected Form of Speech · · Score: -1

    Any proof of this, or are you just spouting the standard slashdot logic?

  23. Re:Simple question on Video Games Not Protected Form of Speech · · Score: -1
    Why can't parents, and not the government, keep their children from violent and explicit games?

    Cause I don't feel like locking my 10 year old son in the basement until he is 18. That is why. You obviously do not have any children.

  24. Re:some times i get so angry about this.... on Video Games Not Protected Form of Speech · · Score: 0
    So, should 14 year olds have unrestricted access to tobbacco and alchohol? After all, by your logic, their parents will just stop them, if they don't like it.

    The point is that parents can't watch a kid 24/7. These laws are to keep people, like you, from selling my 10 year old a 5th of vodka, a carton of Camels, a copy of Hustler Barely Legal, and a copy of GTA3.

  25. Let the whining begin! on Video Games Not Protected Form of Speech · · Score: -1

    Ok, let's start bitching about how kids are being repressed because they can't play a fucking video game. Let's also watch as all the 18+ year old 'kids' start bitching about it restricts their rights as well. Ok? Begin!