As far as the -5 karma is concerned, just post some non-troll stuff now and then and it will get modded up. Do it a couple of times and you will get your karma up enough to post at 0, or even at 1.
Fuck Jon Katz and his posts
He is so fucking old
In his posts there is lots of crap
His lies are rather bold
With a junis here and a Hell-mouth there
Here some crap, there some crap
Everywhere crap, crap
Jon Katz likes to post
He's so fucking old
Sung to 'Unpack Your Adjectives' by School House Rocks!
Came back from the weekend to work Saw someone being a jerk I barely had logged in Katz had posted again The people on slashdot were starting to moan. So we unpacked our adjectives. I unpacked "faggoty" first. Reached in and found the word "worst." Then I picked "fucked" and Next I picked "sucked" and Then I was ready to rant and rave. Because I'd unpacked my adjectives.
Adjectives are words you use to really describe things Handy words to carry around. posts are old or they're re-hashed janitors are lame or else they're trashed Adjectives can show you which way.
Adjectives are often used to help us compare things To say how gay how fat how short how small. nerds who are gay can get gayer, geeks who are queer can get queerer, Till one is the gayest And one is the queerest of all.
We read along without a bore. Then a post from that whore He was a fucking loon He was a stupid goon We beat a hasty retreat from the bufoon And described him with adjectives.
Next time you get on the web Remember don't let it ebb The minute you get back Tell Katz to stop smoking crack You can describe people, places and things Simply unpack your adjectives. You can do it with adjectives. Tell them Katz writes on sedatives You can shout it with adjectives.
Sung to Unpack Your Adjectives by School House Rocks!
Came back from the weekend to work Saw someone being a jerk I barely had logged in Katz had posted again The people on slashdot were starting to moan. So we unpacked our adjectives. I unpacked "faggoty" first. Reached in and found the word "worst." Then I picked "fucked" and Next I picked "sucked" and Then I was ready to rant and rave. Because I'd unpacked my adjectives.
Adjectives are words you use to really describe things Handy words to carry around. posts are old or they're re-hashed janitors are lame or else they're trashed Adjectives can show you which way.
Adjectives are often used to help us compare things To say how gay how fat how short how small. nerds who are gay can get gayer, geeks who are queer can get queerer, Till one is the gayest And one is the queerest of all.
We read along without a bore. Then a post from that whore He was a fucking loon He was a stupid goon We beat a hasty retreat from the bufoon And described him with adjectives. Next time you get on the web Remember don't let it ebb The minute you get back Tell Katz to stop smoking crack You can describe people, places and things Simply unpack your adjectives. You can do it with adjectives. Tell them Katz writes on sedatives You can shout it with adjectives.
Sung to Unpack Your Adjectives by School House Rocks
Unpack Your Adjectives Came back from the weekend to work Saw someone being a jerk I barely had logged in Katz had posted again The people on slashdot were starting to moan. So we unpacked our adjectives. I unpacked "faggoty" first. Reached in and found the word "worst." Then I picked "fucked" and Next I picked "sucked" and Then I was ready to rant and rave. Because I'd unpacked my adjectives.
Adjectives are words you use to really describe things Handy words to carry around. posts are old or they're re-hashed janitors are lame or else they're trashed Adjectives can show you which way.
Adjectives are often used to help us compare things To say how gay how fat how short how small. nerds who are gay can get gayer, geeks who are queer can get queerer, Till one is the gayest And one is the queerest of all.
We read along without a bore. Then a post from that whore He was a fucking loon He was a stupid goon We beat a hasty retreat from the bufoon And described him with adjectives. Sund to 'Unpack Your Adjectives" by School House Rocks!
Next time you get on the web Remember don't let it ebb The minute you get back Tell Katz to shut the fuck up You can describe people, places and things Simply unpack your adjectives. You can do it with adjectives. Tell them Katz writes on sedatives You can shout it with adjectives.
Some college twit has his panties in a bunch over the dilusion that some evil company is going to have copyright over the essay about his cat dying he wrote for Eng102.
Then you need to define 'bulk'. Is it 1 million? 500 thousand? 10 thousand? 100? 3? Keep in mind that as soon as you define 'bulk', spammers will mail just under the limit (or will claim to be). So if you say 1000 is considered bulk, spammers will send 999.
The best way to describe spam is to call it UE (unsolicited email) or UBE (unsolicited bulk email). This will cover religious and political spam. Actually UE is a catch-all, as it does not have to be sent in 'bulk'. FYI.
I had Pho last night. i ate at Pho96 in Sterling, Virginia. "Pho", for those who don't know, is
Vietnamese for sewer water. But, I digress. Pho is not that bad. I had beef Pho. There
were other options, but beef sounded like the safest. They also had 'meat', tongue, gizzard, and tripe
flavored pho. This morning I had a rather watery turd. It was still solid, but like a very thick
mud in consistancy. It had a grassy smell to it, in fact, it reaked of grass. It was greenish-black in color,
which is my standard color now, due to my iron pills. Clean up was a pain since all the toilet paper was gone.
I had to use paper towles. The paper towles were rough and made my ass unhappy. Flushing caused the turd to
disentigrate, it looked like muddy water going down the drain. I rate this turd as a 6.
I had Pho last night. i ate at Pho96 in Sterling, Virginia. "Pho", for those who don't know, is
Vietnamese for sewer water. But, I digress. Pho is not that bad. I had beef Pho. There
were other options, but beef sounded like the safest. They also had 'meat', tongue, gizzard, and tripe
flavored pho. This morning I had a rather watery turd. It was still solid, but like a very thick
mud in consistancy. It had a grassy smell to it, in fact, it reaked of grass. It was greenish-black in color,
which is my standard color now, due to my iron pills. Clean up was a pain since all the toilet paper was gone.
I had to use paper towels. The paper towles were rough and made my ass unhappy. Flushing caused the turd to
disentigrate, it looked like muddy water going down the drain. I rate this turd as a 6.
You seem like the right kind of person to ask. Would you mind licking my scrotum clean. There is this part up under my sack that I just can't reach for the life of me. If you could just swab that out with your tongue, I would appreciate it.
I had a bright green turd last night (almost neon green), which was strange because I really hadn't eaten anything that was green. Has this happened to you? Can you explain the coloration in the absense of eating anything of that color?
Oddly enough, Chineese food will do this to me sometimes.
Hello Everyone. Sorry I was gone for a while. It has been busy here at work. I have not had the time to
propperly score my turds. But, I am back. I am still on my iron pills and fish oil. I had to work
and the cafe here was closed. I had two Whoppers with cheese and no lettuce. It produced a long black-green
turd. It was about 16 inches in length and two inches across. Once again, it had the dirt smell. Clean up
was with out problems. I rate this turs as an eight.
I will be cross-posting this to Trollaxors new web-page: Trollaxor.com!
Slashdot Mirror
As far as the -5 karma is concerned, just post some non-troll stuff now and then and it will get modded up. Do it a couple of times and you will get your karma up enough to post at 0, or even at 1.
Fuck Jon Katz and his posts
He is so fucking old
In his posts there is lots of crap
His lies are rather bold
With a junis here and a Hell-mouth there
Here some crap, there some crap
Everywhere crap, crap
Jon Katz likes to post
He's so fucking old
Sung to 'Unpack Your Adjectives' by School House Rocks!
Came back from the weekend to work
Saw someone being a jerk
I barely had logged in
Katz had posted again
The people on slashdot were starting to moan.
So we unpacked our adjectives.
I unpacked "faggoty" first.
Reached in and found the word "worst."
Then I picked "fucked" and
Next I picked "sucked" and
Then I was ready to rant and rave.
Because I'd unpacked my adjectives.
Adjectives are words you use to really describe things
Handy words to carry around.
posts are old or they're re-hashed
janitors are lame or else they're trashed
Adjectives can show you which way.
Adjectives are often used to help us compare things
To say how gay how fat how short how small.
nerds who are gay can get gayer,
geeks who are queer can get queerer,
Till one is the gayest
And one is the queerest of all.
We read along without a bore.
Then a post from that whore
He was a fucking loon
He was a stupid goon
We beat a hasty retreat from the bufoon
And described him with adjectives.
Next time you get on the web
Remember don't let it ebb
The minute you get back
Tell Katz to stop smoking crack
You can describe people, places and things
Simply unpack your adjectives.
You can do it with adjectives.
Tell them Katz writes on sedatives
You can shout it with adjectives.
But, will it be giving a Turd Report, like the ones seen here on Slashdot?
Talk to Trollaxor. Jin Wicked says he is hung like a horse.
What? That all people from Canadia are our bitches?
Shut the fuck up, you damn ice-back!
Speaking of. I need to go to the bathroom and take a big 'Katz' right now. BRB.
Sung to Unpack Your Adjectives by School House Rocks!
Came back from the weekend to work
Saw someone being a jerk
I barely had logged in
Katz had posted again
The people on slashdot were starting to moan.
So we unpacked our adjectives.
I unpacked "faggoty" first.
Reached in and found the word "worst."
Then I picked "fucked" and
Next I picked "sucked" and
Then I was ready to rant and rave.
Because I'd unpacked my adjectives.
Adjectives are words you use to really describe things
Handy words to carry around.
posts are old or they're re-hashed
janitors are lame or else they're trashed
Adjectives can show you which way.
Adjectives are often used to help us compare things
To say how gay how fat how short how small.
nerds who are gay can get gayer,
geeks who are queer can get queerer,
Till one is the gayest
And one is the queerest of all.
We read along without a bore.
Then a post from that whore
He was a fucking loon
He was a stupid goon
We beat a hasty retreat from the bufoon
And described him with adjectives.
Next time you get on the web
Remember don't let it ebb
The minute you get back
Tell Katz to stop smoking crack
You can describe people, places and things
Simply unpack your adjectives.
You can do it with adjectives.
Tell them Katz writes on sedatives
You can shout it with adjectives.
Sung to Unpack Your Adjectives by School House Rocks
Unpack Your Adjectives
Came back from the weekend to work
Saw someone being a jerk
I barely had logged in
Katz had posted again
The people on slashdot were starting to moan.
So we unpacked our adjectives.
I unpacked "faggoty" first.
Reached in and found the word "worst."
Then I picked "fucked" and
Next I picked "sucked" and
Then I was ready to rant and rave.
Because I'd unpacked my adjectives.
Adjectives are words you use to really describe things
Handy words to carry around.
posts are old or they're re-hashed
janitors are lame or else they're trashed
Adjectives can show you which way.
Adjectives are often used to help us compare things
To say how gay how fat how short how small.
nerds who are gay can get gayer,
geeks who are queer can get queerer,
Till one is the gayest
And one is the queerest of all.
We read along without a bore.
Then a post from that whore
He was a fucking loon
He was a stupid goon
We beat a hasty retreat from the bufoon
And described him with adjectives.
Sund to 'Unpack Your Adjectives" by School House Rocks!
Next time you get on the web
Remember don't let it ebb
The minute you get back
Tell Katz to shut the fuck up
You can describe people, places and things
Simply unpack your adjectives.
You can do it with adjectives.
Tell them Katz writes on sedatives
You can shout it with adjectives.
Well, sell the ones that have not walked out the door with the ex-employees. ;) That is all they need to do to fully dissolve at this point.
Based on the number of repeated articles, I think VA needs to hire someone whose job it is to read Slashdot everyday. :)
Some college twit has his panties in a bunch over the dilusion that some evil company is going to have copyright over the essay about his cat dying he wrote for Eng102.
Yeah. Hey, GPL your Eng102 essay on your summer vacation!
Himself? :)
Then you need to define 'bulk'. Is it 1 million? 500 thousand? 10 thousand? 100? 3? Keep in mind that as soon as you define 'bulk', spammers will mail just under the limit (or will claim to be). So if you say 1000 is considered bulk, spammers will send 999.
.
The best way to describe spam is to call it UE (unsolicited email) or UBE (unsolicited bulk email). This will cover religious and political spam. Actually UE is a catch-all, as it does not have to be sent in 'bulk'. FYI.
T.C.
I have had good dealings with joker.
Visit me at trollaxor.com today!
Come visit me on trollaxor.com!
You seem like the right kind of person to ask. Would you mind licking my scrotum clean. There is this part up under my sack that I just can't reach for the life of me. If you could just swab that out with your tongue, I would appreciate it.
Thanks in advance!
.
Oddly enough, Chineese food will do this to me sometimes.
I will be cross-posting this to Trollaxors new web-page: Trollaxor.com!