Naw. I had classes on ACE Authentication Server all last week. I did not have time to do a propper report. Hell, I didn't even have time to take a propper shit. I could only stop at the bathroom to stick my ass in the door and fire one off. I pray that no one was in there.
Washington Technology has an article on Smart Faggotry Rooms. 'Pervasive-faggotry systems...will come about through large numbers of small penises and butt-plugs, some so unobtrusive that people won't know they're interacting with a Linux Zealot at all.' The Fart Flow System was designed with open-source leather ware and the jizz acquistion system is based on a Linux cluster-fuck of 14 users.
SPEWS, by the way (mentioned in the article), is having a tremendous effect on spam-friendly ISPs:-).
Except when those ISPs are the big ones, like Sprint, UUnet, AOL, C&W, etc... SPEWS just lists some small podunk ISPs that don't have the time or inclination to go after SPEWS for listing. In a nutshell, SPEWS won't list a/16 or a/8, just some/24s here and there. In the end, the spammer just hops to the next ISP and the SPEWS just ends up screwing the small ISP in the end.
My Iron pills are taking hold. I ate at Z's Italian last night. The Manicotti was excelent. It made a nice turd. The turd actually scared me. It was about 16 inches long and very thick. And, get this, it was black-green! It looked like a Black Momba snake. It smelled like dirt. It cleaned up pretty well. It did not flush. After 3 tries, I gave up and left it there. My cow-orkers gathered around and gawked at it for several minutes. A janitor had to come and extract it from the toilet and carry it out of the building. I almost cried with joy. I rate this turd as a 9.
It was pizza night last night; I had a small cheese and mushroom pizza from Papa John's. It was
pretty good. This morning it made a respectable turd. It was an average length (about 12 inches).
It did take some pushing to get it out due to all the bread that I had eaten. It was a generic brown
color and didn't smell too bad. It cleaned up well. Flushing was also not a problem and it went cleanly.
I rate this turd as a 7.
I've been at the doctors alot lately. I am on some new medication that claims that it may discolor my stool, so keep an eye out for the report on my technicolor turd.
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I had the Frito Pie from Hard Times Cafe in Herndon yesterday; it was very good. This morning it made a nice turd. It was about 16 inches long and came out easily and quickly. It was a generic Brown color. The turd had a slght 'spicy' smell to it due to the spices they use in their Terlingua chili. Clean up was a breeze. I rate this turd as a 7.
Damn it. I need to get a digital camera. Maybe when I get my tax refund I will do that. Until then, you will just have to live with my descriptions. Sorry.
I am still on my salad binge. My turd this morning was another long one. It was about 18 inches and as
big around as a golfball. It was a light green-brown color and looked 'fluffy', for lack of a better
term. It had the same dirt smell with a hint of sulphur. Clean up wasn't too bad with the wipes I use.
It did make streaks on the bowl when I flushed it. I rate this turd as a 7.
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Naw. I had classes on ACE Authentication Server all last week. I did not have time to do a propper report. Hell, I didn't even have time to take a propper shit. I could only stop at the bathroom to stick my ass in the door and fire one off. I pray that no one was in there.
Washington Technology has an article on Smart Faggotry Rooms. 'Pervasive-faggotry systems ...will come about through large numbers of small penises and butt-plugs, some so unobtrusive that people won't know they're interacting with a Linux Zealot at all.' The Fart Flow System was designed with open-source leather ware and the jizz acquistion system is based on a Linux cluster-fuck of 14 users.
Except when those ISPs are the big ones, like Sprint, UUnet, AOL, C&W, etc... SPEWS just lists some small podunk ISPs that don't have the time or inclination to go after SPEWS for listing. In a nutshell, SPEWS won't list a /16 or a /8, just some /24s here and there. In the end, the spammer just hops to the next ISP and the SPEWS just ends up screwing the small ISP in the end.
- 2002. CmdrTaco married
- 2008. CmdrTaco has sex with his wife for the first time.
True. So very ture.spend some quality time with Bubba ;)
Ummm... Shouldn't his punishment be something he DOESN'T like?
not allowed to shower?
C'mon. As if this kid showered every week. Most 'anarchists' I have met smell like they have showered in a fountain of shit.
You think there are members of the Slashdot staff that have a 9 foot wang? I heard that most of the slashdot staff are hung like door-bells.
So, what you are saying is you need the shirt that can double as a car cover?
So did that Abos introduce buggery to the Criminals deported to Austrailia, or was it the other way around?
My Iron pills are taking hold. I ate at Z's Italian last night. The Manicotti was excelent. It made a nice turd. The turd actually scared me. It was about 16 inches long and very thick. And, get this, it was black-green! It looked like a Black Momba snake. It smelled like dirt. It cleaned up pretty well. It did not flush. After 3 tries, I gave up and left it there. My cow-orkers gathered around and gawked at it for several minutes. A janitor had to come and extract it from the toilet and carry it out of the building. I almost cried with joy. I rate this turd as a 9.
Or core dumping, or parameter passing.
Add some porn to your tech books and you will have a #1 hit.
That would be BJFH. Bastard Janitor From Hell. The janitors here couldn't admin a Fisher Price laptop much less a real system.
It was pizza night last night; I had a small cheese and mushroom pizza from Papa John's. It was pretty good. This morning it made a respectable turd. It was an average length (about 12 inches). It did take some pushing to get it out due to all the bread that I had eaten. It was a generic brown color and didn't smell too bad. It cleaned up well. Flushing was also not a problem and it went cleanly. I rate this turd as a 7.
He will get a couple of down mods and get banned at that point.
I've been at the doctors alot lately. I am on some new medication that claims that it may discolor my stool, so keep an eye out for the report on my technicolor turd.
Reformat the Katz-bot and start over.
"I will fuck you until you love me." Best Tyson quote ever.
I had the Frito Pie from Hard Times Cafe in Herndon yesterday; it was very good. This morning it made a nice turd. It was about 16 inches long and came out easily and quickly. It was a generic Brown color. The turd had a slght 'spicy' smell to it due to the spices they use in their Terlingua chili. Clean up was a breeze. I rate this turd as a 7.
Loser? At least I don't have to cut-and-paste my flames from Google.
This fool has a weblog. Troll it until it glows!
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Shouldn't you be out recording yet another lame assed cover of some corp-rock band? Please choke on a dick, thanks!
I am still on my salad binge. My turd this morning was another long one. It was about 18 inches and as big around as a golfball. It was a light green-brown color and looked 'fluffy', for lack of a better term. It had the same dirt smell with a hint of sulphur. Clean up wasn't too bad with the wipes I use. It did make streaks on the bowl when I flushed it. I rate this turd as a 7.
BTW, my next turd report is coming out soon. I hope you enjoy it! :)
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