My Doc has told me to get more iron in my system to better my chance at having successful surgery. I have been eating alot of spinach, mostly in salads. My turd this morning has reflected that. It was very long, at least a good 18 inches. It came out easily and with little pushing. It had a brown-green color and a dirt smell. The turd cleaned up very nicely. It flushed but left big streaks where it circled the drain. I rate this turd as a 8.
I had a cheese steak and a couple of beers from Dominion Brew Pub yesterday. Today for lunch, I had pork and mushrooms. The pork caused explosive diareah. It was pretty rank. I felt the rumblings at my desk. I made my way to the bathroom as quickly as I could. I could not take full strides, cause I was afraid I would shit myself right there. I get to the bathroom and the cleaning lady is in there! Fuck! I waddle down to the next bathroom and barely make it. I sit down and liquid shoots from my butt. It made a gnarly splashing sound as it impacted the back of the toilet. It felt good. I had a lot of gas and it was very rank, it smelled like sulfur. Someone walked in the the bathroom adn walked right back out. The turd soup was yellow-ish in color and naturally had no form. Clean up was kind of a mess but not as bad as you would think. I rate this as a 5. (It gets points subtracted for lack of form, but gains some back due to overall experience and smell)
I will not be posting tommorrow. I am undergoing surgery for my kidney disorder. If I go to 'The Big Toilet in the Sky' as it were, I have left instructions to leave my username and password for this account somewhere on the net to be found. Take care and if I bite it, good luck with the Turd Report account!
Based on the number of boxes I see getting hijacked by spammers everyday, I would say: 'Lots.' There are more open proxies and insecure formmail.pl scripts out there than you can shake the artest formerly known as Prince at.
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Alright, it's a beta, but this seems to me to be the worst of both worlds. You get none of the flexibility and hacker-friendliness of Linux, and your Windows apps are even more unstable than under Windows. Furthermore, you pay $99 when Linux is free and get a UI that looks familiar but undoubtedly has some quirks. Exactly what benefit does this provide over Linux+Wine+fvwm95 except an easy installation process that there's no reason can't be matched by a Linux distro?
It has been proven that Linux causes rampany faggorty in all who use it. I guess anyone who did not want to become a flaming queen would want to run Lindows, or anything that is NOT Linux. Linux+Wine+fvwm95-faggotry==lindows Questions?
I sucessfully blocked the memory of what I ate at the company cafeteria yesterday. Oh, wait, i had a chicked sandwich. (Time to up the meds, I guess.) My morning turd was long (about 12 inches) and ov average diameter. It was a generic brown color with some greenish tint to it. It had a distinct dirt smell to it. That was odd. Clean-up was a breeze. I rate this turd as a 7.
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My Doc has told me to get more iron in my system to better my chance at having successful surgery. I have been eating alot of spinach, mostly in salads. My turd this morning has reflected that. It was very long, at least a good 18 inches. It came out easily and with little pushing. It had a brown-green color and a dirt smell. The turd cleaned up very nicely. It flushed but left big streaks where it circled the drain. I rate this turd as a 8.
My God, that is irritating as fuck! Keep up the good work! :)
Yeah. And the fact that she is a drug addict means you can have a go with her for a $20 rock.
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Like you could not tell from the pic. Look
I'd bet that you never bought anything from them in the first place, so your threat is just hot air.
Some day I will. The funny thing is: So will you. :)
Thanks. The surgery was canceled this morning. I don't know if they will reschedule. I am pissed...
It was the Victory lager. I have had the disease for a long while, so it wasn't the beer. BTW, the surgery was canceled due to bad blood work... :(
Well, the surgery was canceled at the last minute. I am pretty pissed about it. But, thanks for your concern.
I will not be posting tommorrow. I am undergoing surgery for my kidney disorder. If I go to 'The Big Toilet in the Sky' as it were, I have left instructions to leave my username and password for this account somewhere on the net to be found. Take care and if I bite it, good luck with the Turd Report account!
A: So Germans can march in the shade!
Thank you!
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WHOOP!
Forget your password again, Katz?
Based on the number of boxes I see getting hijacked by spammers everyday, I would say: 'Lots.' There are more open proxies and insecure formmail.pl scripts out there than you can shake the artest formerly known as Prince at.
It has been proven that Linux causes rampany faggorty in all who use it. I guess anyone who did not want to become a flaming queen would want to run Lindows, or anything that is NOT Linux. Linux+Wine+fvwm95-faggotry==lindows Questions?
Smart? I have seen as many insecure Linux boxes as I have seen insecure Windows boxes. All OSes have their fair share of morons.
When will OSS 'programmers' start with some original ideas? This is the second OS they have tried to copy.
So, it is mine! My FP!
Get your popcorn, guys. It is gonna get messy.
Now of 10 with some real Linux programming skills, only one has a job offer.
And that persons new 'job' is at the local BurgerKing.
For Linux users to pay for something? Sheesh...
I sucessfully blocked the memory of what I ate at the company cafeteria yesterday. Oh, wait, i had a chicked sandwich. (Time to up the meds, I guess.) My morning turd was long (about 12 inches) and ov average diameter. It was a generic brown color with some greenish tint to it. It had a distinct dirt smell to it. That was odd. Clean-up was a breeze. I rate this turd as a 7.
Does his 'girlfriend' have large hands and feet and a pronounced adam's apple?