I had shrimp and pasta for lunch yesterday. It was so-so. It made an interesting turd. It was very long and slender. It came out with very little pushing. It was green with little black chunks. It had a very sharp smell to it and cleaned up nicely. I rate this turd as a 7.
I have been eating too much fast food as of late. I had two Whoppers w/ cheese and no lettuce.
They were good. My turd this morning was very hard. It felt like a rock. Pushing this one out
actually hurt. It had a larger than usual diameter, about 2.5 inches across. It was not that long,
only about 6 inches and it was in two pieces. It was a generic brown color and smelled like fish oil.
I give this turd a score of 6.
I would like to use this part of the Report to talk about an observation/comment that I had this
morning while driving in to work. (And to take my 'Good Morning!' poop) Are the little soccer ball
decals on the back windows of various SUVs and mini-vans the International I-can-not-drive-for-shit
Symbol? I appreciate that they give us a heads up with these stickers, but should they be on the
road in the first place? If your SUV is too big for you to keep in it's lane, you should not be driving
it. If you can't park your mini-van between the lines in a parking spot, get a compact. If you dive your
SUV over speed bumps at 5 MPH, you should be beaten.
but most hopeful is Unbound Comics, which is selling comics collected in Adobe's e-book format. Skyrlov will put an end to that, quick! I expect there are several cracked copies of this book out there. Why buy it?
I wonder if you took two servers running slash and put them in seperate rooms and put the Slashdot
janitors in one and put a dozen or so brain-dead lab apes in the other. Could you tell the
difference between the two versions of slashdot? Now, you would have to give the apes a truckload
of $5 crack and let them sodimize each other for several weeks on end, so both groups start out on
even ground. But, would you be able no note the difference? I think so. I think that the apes could
figure out how to use a spell checker and have a basic grasp of sentance structure. Two things,
that in all these years, Taco and his goons have yet to figure out. The quality of articles
selected would be the same. An ape would be slapping the keyboard with his schlong and would
be psudo-randomly adding articles to the front page. It should come as no supprise to you that
this is the exact method used my most of the slashdot staff. The apes would also not add their
lame/snide comments to everything. Another difference would be how long the Katz-ape would
survive within the group. The Katz-ape would generate posts by humping the keyboard and
submitting the resulting random garbage, but the other apes would realise that
the Katz-ape was worthless and was better used as food and would quickly tear it limb from limb.
Jon Katz on the other hand generates his posts by humping a little boy. Comments? Discuss below:
I don't care much for Domino's (although a friend of mine swears by them) and Pizza Hut is a bit too expensive. The dipping sauce stuff you get with Papa's is awesome.
What? The pizza or the turd? The pizza tasted pretty good, IMHO. But I am sure the turd tasted like shit. I can't say I know that as a fact, because I did not taste it. But, I think it is safe to assume that it tasted like shit.
Cause RH is the darling of the OSS comunity. They point at it and say: "See, we can do ok." If AOL/TW gets tham, they will have to admit that RH is just another company doing what all companies do: Try to make $$$.
I did not feel like going out to eat yesterday, so I ordered a PapaJohn's Pizza. I got a small
mushroom and cheese pizza and some Sprite. It was very good. This morning I had a very loose
turd. It was hard to push out and I thought it was going to be like a rock. But it came out after
some hard pushing. It smelled pretty bad, I think this is due to my fish oil tablets I take everyday.
The turd was a generic brown in color. It had no form. It was just a pile. A pyramid of poo. It
stuck to the bowl when flushed. I rate this turd a 5.
Once you have a karma of -4 or -5, your posts have a score of -1 by default. When this is the case, no-one bothers to mod you down anymore.
Not true. Some Slashdot Janitors and Crack-addicted Mods have modded down posts of mine that were posted with a default '-1'. Jamie was made aware of this according to thesejournal entries. Don't even get us started on unlimited editor mod points and the Janitors that abuse those rights.
Slashdot Mirror
Isn't that what 'The End of Cyber BS' means? Katzx produces more Cyber BS than most small countries.
It is a known fact he, RMS, is allergic to most hygene products.
I had shrimp and pasta for lunch yesterday. It was so-so. It made an interesting turd. It was very long and slender. It came out with very little pushing. It was green with little black chunks. It had a very sharp smell to it and cleaned up nicely. I rate this turd as a 7.
While society as you know it is about to end, society as I know it is just starting. :)
Those pics are in the 'pay' section.
fuck that guy!
I would like to use this part of the Report to talk about an observation/comment that I had this morning while driving in to work. (And to take my 'Good Morning!' poop) Are the little soccer ball decals on the back windows of various SUVs and mini-vans the International I-can-not-drive-for-shit Symbol? I appreciate that they give us a heads up with these stickers, but should they be on the road in the first place? If your SUV is too big for you to keep in it's lane, you should not be driving it. If you can't park your mini-van between the lines in a parking spot, get a compact. If you dive your SUV over speed bumps at 5 MPH, you should be beaten.
Something most Linux users can relate to.
http://slashdot.org/journal.pl?op=display&id=3914& uid=169099
Peter Bagge is awesome.
but most hopeful is Unbound Comics, which is selling comics collected in Adobe's e-book format.
Skyrlov will put an end to that, quick! I expect there are several cracked copies of this book out there. Why buy it?
fag!
Fuckthatguy!
*snore*...Zzzzzzz
I wonder if you took two servers running slash and put them in seperate rooms and put the Slashdot janitors in one and put a dozen or so brain-dead lab apes in the other. Could you tell the difference between the two versions of slashdot? Now, you would have to give the apes a truckload of $5 crack and let them sodimize each other for several weeks on end, so both groups start out on even ground. But, would you be able no note the difference? I think so. I think that the apes could figure out how to use a spell checker and have a basic grasp of sentance structure. Two things, that in all these years, Taco and his goons have yet to figure out. The quality of articles selected would be the same. An ape would be slapping the keyboard with his schlong and would be psudo-randomly adding articles to the front page. It should come as no supprise to you that this is the exact method used my most of the slashdot staff. The apes would also not add their lame/snide comments to everything. Another difference would be how long the Katz-ape would survive within the group. The Katz-ape would generate posts by humping the keyboard and submitting the resulting random garbage, but the other apes would realise that the Katz-ape was worthless and was better used as food and would quickly tear it limb from limb. Jon Katz on the other hand generates his posts by humping a little boy. Comments? Discuss below:
fuckthat guy! (Not FTM, just any old guy)
I don't care much for Domino's (although a friend of mine swears by them) and Pizza Hut is a bit too expensive. The dipping sauce stuff you get with Papa's is awesome.
Do they still activly work on the RH for sparc? I know that slackware for Sparc has been spun off. It is known as splack.
What? The pizza or the turd? The pizza tasted pretty good, IMHO. But I am sure the turd tasted like shit. I can't say I know that as a fact, because I did not taste it. But, I think it is safe to assume that it tasted like shit.
Cause RH is the darling of the OSS comunity. They point at it and say: "See, we can do ok." If AOL/TW gets tham, they will have to admit that RH is just another company doing what all companies do: Try to make $$$.
I did not feel like going out to eat yesterday, so I ordered a PapaJohn's Pizza. I got a small mushroom and cheese pizza and some Sprite. It was very good. This morning I had a very loose turd. It was hard to push out and I thought it was going to be like a rock. But it came out after some hard pushing. It smelled pretty bad, I think this is due to my fish oil tablets I take everyday. The turd was a generic brown in color. It had no form. It was just a pile. A pyramid of poo. It stuck to the bowl when flushed. I rate this turd a 5.
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Not true. Some Slashdot Janitors and Crack-addicted Mods have modded down posts of mine that were posted with a default '-1'. Jamie was made aware of this according to these journal entries. Don't even get us started on unlimited editor mod points and the Janitors that abuse those rights.
Claiming that something is 'perfect' is some respect is a tell-tale sign that it isn't.
Cool. I live up the street from the Afghani place. (If you are talking about the one on Elden St. in Herndon.)