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  1. sigh on LDAP Tools - Where are they? · · Score: -1

    http://www.google.com/search?q=ldap+tools

  2. Re:Don't forget - Windows XP Security on Wired Releases Annual Vaporware List · · Score: -1

    You being funny is on the list.

  3. Some you missed on Wired Releases Annual Vaporware List · · Score: -1
    Non-crack smoking mods
    Non-censoring 'editors'
    Bathing Linux users
    Profitable OSS companies

  4. VASoftware profit on list? on Wired Releases Annual Vaporware List · · Score: -1

    That never showed up. :)

  5. Fuck Spaf on How Google Saved USENET · · Score: -1

    He is a piece of shit. His hose-monster of a secretary wouldn't let me interview for his security class at Purdue. Calls to him were promptly ignored. HipCrime UseNet until it is dead!

  6. Re:first posting of 2001 troll award winners here on Be Gear Up For Auction · · Score: -1

    You should have voted then. :)

  7. Re:first posting of 2001 troll award winners here on Be Gear Up For Auction · · Score: -1

    You tied for Gayest Slashdot Poster.

  8. first posting of 2001 troll award winners here on Be Gear Up For Auction · · Score: -1

    Thanks to all who voted in the 2001 Troll Awards. I have added up all the votes and here is what came out:

    -Best Troll of 2001: Egg Troll
    Other Nominees:
    Genghis Troll
    The WIPO Troll
    TRoLLaXoR
    Big_Ass_Spork
    The Turd Report
    sllort
    Klerck
    Ralph JewHater Nader

    -Worst Troll of 2001: WIPO Troll
    Other nominees:
    CmderTaco
    Big Ass Spork
    JonKatz
    George WIPO Bush
    The Lyrics Guy
    Flarners
    Frank White
    Wil Wheaton
    Klerck

    -Most Improved Troll: WIPO Troll
    Other nominees:
    The Turd Report
    core10k
    Big_Ass_Spork
    Archie Bunker
    Perdida
    BankofAmerica_ATM

    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award: The Turd Report
    Other nominees:
    WIPO Troll
    Sunken Kursk
    Egg Troll
    OSM
    The_Messenger
    Shoeboy
    Big_Ass_Spork

    -Best Troll post of 2001: Egg Troll's GPL Troll
    Other nominees:
    The mimbleton attack
    I DO IT WRONG! post
    The Turd Report's reports
    The 2001 Troll Awards
    Taco Snotting FAQ
    Egg Troll's C: A Dead Language? troll
    anything by The Messenger

    -Best CrapFlood Material: ASCII goatse.cx
    Other nominations:
    Taco Snotting
    I DO IT WRONG! post
    Any Adeqacy crapola
    All AC posts
    Klerck's page widening/lengthening posts

    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor: Michael
    Other nominees:
    JonKatz
    Roblimo
    Timothy
    Cliff
    Jamie
    CmdrTaco

    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired: Jon Katz
    Other nominees:
    Michael
    Timothy
    ChrisD
    Cliff
    Jamie
    All of them

    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With: WIPO Troll
    Other nominees:
    Genghis Troll
    TRoLLaXor
    Fort Knox
    The Turd Report
    euroderf
    The Messenger
    mackga
    Egg Troll
    The Lyrics Guy
    Big Ass Spork

    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With: WIPO Troll
    Other nominees:
    Ghengis Troll
    Frank White
    Wil Wheaton
    Klerck
    Any Spork

    -Gayest Slashdot Poster: TIE! Big_Ass_Spork or Anonymous Coward
    Other nominees:
    rasactive
    WIPO Troll
    Anyone who has something about ignoring ACs in their sig
    Will Wheaton
    Wakko Warner
    Wntrmute
    JonKatz
    Michael
    CowboyNeal

  9. Re:People who bought this book also bought on Review: The Linux Cookbook · · Score: -1

    I hope it wasn't a Linux user either. Those guys stink. The one a few cubes down has some serious funk going. I start to tear up when ever he comes and talks to me.

  10. Re:People who bought this book also bought on Review: The Linux Cookbook · · Score: -1

    Hey. Who won you? Or, did you escape and are now roaming N. America?

  11. Results of the 2201 Troll Awards! on Review: The Linux Cookbook · · Score: -1

    Thanks to all who voted in the 2001 Troll Awards. I have added up all the votes and here is what came out:

    -Best Troll of 2001: Egg Troll
    Other Nominees:
    Genghis Troll
    The WIPO Troll
    TRoLLaXoR
    Big_Ass_Spork
    The Turd Report
    sllort
    Klerck
    Ralph JewHater Nader

    -Worst Troll of 2001: WIPO Troll
    Other nominees:
    CmderTaco
    Big Ass Spork
    JonKatz
    George WIPO Bush
    The Lyrics Guy
    Flarners
    Frank White
    Wil Wheaton
    Klerck

    -Most Improved Troll: WIPO Troll
    Other nominees:
    The Turd Report
    core10k
    Big_Ass_Spork
    Archie Bunker
    Perdida
    BankofAmerica_ATM

    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award: The Turd Report
    Other nominees:
    WIPO Troll
    Sunken Kursk
    Egg Troll
    OSM
    The_Messenger
    Shoeboy
    Big_Ass_Spork

    -Best Troll post of 2001: Egg Troll's GPL Troll
    Other nominees:
    The mimbleton attack
    I DO IT WRONG! post
    The Turd Report's reports
    The 2001 Troll Awards
    Taco Snotting FAQ
    Egg Troll's C: A Dead Language? troll
    anything by The Messenger

    -Best CrapFlood Material: ASCII goatse.cx
    Other nominations:
    Taco Snotting
    I DO IT WRONG! post
    Any Adeqacy crapola
    All AC posts
    Klerck's page widening/lengthening posts

    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor: Michael
    Other nominees:
    JonKatz
    Roblimo
    Timothy
    Cliff
    Jamie
    CmdrTaco

    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired: Jon Katz
    Other nominees:
    Michael
    Timothy
    ChrisD
    Cliff
    Jamie
    All of them

    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With: WIPO Troll
    Other nominees:
    Genghis Troll
    TRoLLaXor
    Fort Knox
    The Turd Report
    euroderf
    The Messenger
    mackga
    Egg Troll
    The Lyrics Guy
    Big Ass Spork

    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With: WIPO Troll
    Other nominees:
    Ghengis Troll
    Frank White
    Wil Wheaton
    Klerck
    Any Spork

    -Gayest Slashdot Poster: TIE! Big_Ass_Spork or Anonymous Coward
    Other nominees:
    rasactive
    WIPO Troll
    Anyone who has something about ignoring ACs in their sig
    Will Wheaton
    Wakko Warner
    Wntrmute
    JonKatz
    Michael
    CowboyNeal

  12. Re:Winners of the 2001 Troll Awards!!! Yay!!! on Cornell University Sues Hewlett Packard · · Score: -1

    Heh... Ok. I do it here in a second.

  13. Winners of the 2001 Troll Awards!!! Yay!!! on Cornell University Sues Hewlett Packard · · Score: -1

    Thanks to all who voted in the 2001 Troll Awards. I have added up all the votes and here is what came out:

    -Best Troll of 2001: Egg Troll
    Other Nominees:
    Genghis Troll
    The WIPO Troll
    TRoLLaXoR
    Big_Ass_Spork
    The Turd Report
    sllort
    Klerck
    Ralph JewHater Nader

    -Worst Troll of 2001: WIPO Troll
    Other nominees:
    CmderTaco
    Big Ass Spork
    JonKatz
    George WIPO Bush
    The Lyrics Guy
    Flarners
    Frank White
    Wil Wheaton
    Klerck

    -Most Improved Troll: WIPO Troll
    Other nominees:
    The Turd Report
    core10k
    Big_Ass_Spork
    Archie Bunker
    Perdida
    BankofAmerica_ATM

    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award: The Turd Report
    Other nominees:
    WIPO Troll
    Sunken Kursk
    Egg Troll
    OSM
    The_Messenger
    Shoeboy
    Big_Ass_Spork

    -Best Troll post of 2001: Egg Troll's GPL Troll
    Other nominees:
    The mimbleton attack
    I DO IT WRONG! post
    The Turd Report's reports
    The 2001 Troll Awards
    Taco Snotting FAQ
    Egg Troll's C: A Dead Language? troll
    anything by The Messenger

    -Best CrapFlood Material: ASCII goatse.cx
    Other nominations:
    Taco Snotting
    I DO IT WRONG! post
    Any Adeqacy crapola
    All AC posts
    Klerck's page widening/lengthening posts

    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor: Michael
    Other nominees:
    JonKatz
    Roblimo
    Timothy
    Cliff
    Jamie
    CmdrTaco

    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired: Jon Katz
    Other nominees:
    Michael
    Timothy
    ChrisD
    Cliff
    Jamie
    All of them

    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With: WIPO Troll
    Other nominees:
    Genghis Troll
    TRoLLaXor
    Fort Knox
    The Turd Report
    euroderf
    The Messenger
    mackga
    Egg Troll
    The Lyrics Guy
    Big Ass Spork

    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With: WIPO Troll
    Other nominees:
    Ghengis Troll
    Frank White
    Wil Wheaton
    Klerck
    Any Spork

    -Gayest Slashdot Poster: TIE! Big_Ass_Spork or Anonymous Coward
    Other nominees:
    rasactive
    WIPO Troll
    Anyone who has something about ignoring ACs in their sig
    Will Wheaton
    Wakko Warner
    Wntrmute
    JonKatz
    Michael
    CowboyNeal

  14. three words on XBox Defects Draw Ire · · Score: -1

    lick my rim

  15. Re:Blame is placed correctly on XBox Defects Draw Ire · · Score: -1

    He has no cock. That is why he is bitching about being an ignorant fuck-stain

  16. Go to my diary and VOTE!!!1! on XBox Defects Draw Ire · · Score: -1

    please. thanks!

  17. Re:How can an FP be 'redundant'??? Dumb Fuck Mods! on XBox Defects Draw Ire · · Score: -1

    I agree with this post!

  18. Please vote in the 2001 troll awards! on Age A Byproduct of Cancer Defense? · · Score: -1
    Announcing the 2001 Troll Award Nominations. Please take a moment to
    email me your votes for the following catagories:

    -Best Troll of 2001
    -Worst Troll of 2001
    -Most Improved Troll
    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
    -Best Troll post of 2001
    -Best CrapFlood Material
    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor
    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired
    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With
    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With
    -Gayest Slashdot Poster

    This will be reposted until the Jan 4th, 2001. I will add the results and let you all know the winner...

  19. Re:I have my avatar ready! on The New Body Art - Wearable Wireless Devices · · Score: 0, Funny

    Ugh...Any bets on how many seconds after the 'metaverse' comes on-line that someone will have the goatse.cx guy as an avatar?

  20. Hey, Anti-spammers! Vote in the 2001 Troll awards! on CA Appeals Court Upholds Spam Law · · Score: -1
    Announcing the 2001 Troll Award Nominations. Please take a moment to
    email me your votes for the following catagories:

    -Best Troll of 2001
    -Worst Troll of 2001
    -Most Improved Troll
    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
    -Best Troll post of 2001
    -Best CrapFlood Material
    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor
    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired
    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With
    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With
    -Gayest Slashdot Poster

    This will be reposted until the Jan 4th, 2001. I will add the results and let you all know the winner.

    Thanks!

  21. Hey! Vote in te 2001 Troll Awards! on Can OO Programming Solve Engineering Problems? · · Score: -1
    Announcing the 2001 Troll Award Nominations. Please take a moment to
    email me your votes for the following catagories:

    -Best Troll of 2001
    -Worst Troll of 2001
    -Most Improved Troll
    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
    -Best Troll post of 2001
    -Best CrapFlood Material
    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor
    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired
    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With
    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With
    -Gayest Slashdot Poster

    This will be reposted until the Jan 4th, 2001. I will add the results and let you all know the winner.

  22. Vote in the 2001 Trol Awards!!!1! on Linux During The .Com Crash · · Score: -1
    Announcing the 2001 Troll Award Nominations. Please take a moment to
    email me your votes for the following catagories:

    -Best Troll of 2001
    -Worst Troll of 2001
    -Most Improved Troll
    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
    -Best Troll post of 2001
    -Best CrapFlood Material
    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor
    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired
    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With
    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With
    -Gayest Slashdot Poster

    This will be reposted until the Jan 4th, 2001. I will add the results and let you all know the winner

    Thanks for your time!

  23. Re:Dog Sex FAQ - Part 3, cunnilingus on CGI About to Boom In Hollywood · · Score: -1
    *shudder* I...won't...be...able....to...shower....enough...t o...get...clean....after....reading....this....

    G ood work!

  24. Hey, BSD users! Vote in the 2001 Troll Awards! on New mailinglist OpenBSD-IPsec-Clients · · Score: -1
    Announcing the 2001 Troll Award Nominations. Please take a moment to
    email me your votes for the following catagories:

    -Best Troll of 2001
    -Worst Troll of 2001
    -Most Improved Troll
    -Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
    -Best Troll post of 2001
    -Best CrapFlood Material
    -Most hated Slashdot Janitor
    -Slashdot Janitor Most Likely to Get Fired
    -Troll You Would Want to Drink a Beer With
    -Troll That You Would Not Want to Be Trapped in an Elevator With
    -Gayest Slashdot Poster

    This will be reposted until the Jan 4th, 2001. I will add the results and let you all know the winner

  25. Disappointed on CGI About to Boom In Hollywood · · Score: -1

    For those of you who saw the words 'Rob' and 'Hamster' in the same sentance will be dissapointed by Hamster Havoc. It has NOTHING to do with Rob inserting gerbals into his anus. :(