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  1. Re:Slashdot = Censorware on TiVo Issued Additional DVR patents · · Score: -1
  2. Re:Attorneys Will Make Good Money From This Disput on TiVo Issued Additional DVR patents · · Score: -1

    You seem like the right person to ask. Would you mind licking my rim clean? Thanks!

  3. Welcome to the Matrix^H^H^H^H^H^HSlashdot on Slashback: Banco, Warez, Fiction · · Score: -1

    Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Slashdot is. You have to see it for yourself. I congratulate you on taking the red pill.

  4. Another plug for his book on Ask Lawrence Lessig About Life And Law Online · · Score: -1

    Blah blah blah crap. Must be a slow assed day at Slashduh.

  5. Re:the TRUTH about editors and modding on Cocoa Programming for Mac OS X · · Score: -1
    The Slashdot Staff: Editors or Janitors?

    Slashdot claims to have several editors on its staff. This is not true. Editors are people who edit. What does it mean to edit? Well, according to 'm-w.com' to edit means: to prepare for publication or public presentation. Does the Slashdot staff do this? Hardly. The readers who submit stories do this; they prepare the stories for slashdot. The staff just cuts and pastes them onto the front page. Editors also check for spelling and grammar. Editors also try to show both sides of a story; the Slashdot staff is some of the most biased people on the net. Just look at the icon for Microsoft posts to see this bias in action.
    So, if they are not editors, what are they? They are janitors. Janitors clean up and put things back in place. The Slashdot staff cleans up troll vomit and crap floods. The janitor at my old high school was a big track star 'back in the day' but now he is just an old fool that the kids made fun of. He never really got it. He thought he ran the school just because he had the keys to the front door. It is the same with the Slashdot staff, they used to be important, but now they are just old fools who can't even remember what stories they posted just a few days back. The Slashdot staff also believes that they run the site, but it is OSDN that runs the show. The Slashdot staff doesn't see or hear the kids laughing behind their backs.

    Please discuss

  6. The Turd Report 12/11/2001 (with poll) on The Hype of the Rings · · Score: -1
    I had a nasty cheese steak yesterday. It was very greasy. It made a very sloppy turd. It took a bit of pushing to get it going, then it just ploped out in one big woosh. The smell had some serious funk to it. It had no shape and had a blob like appearance; it was about 10cm in diameter. It was reddish-brown in color. When I flushed most of it stuck to the side of the bowl. I had to use wet-wipes to get a good cleaning when I was finished.

    Please take a moment to vote in my poll:

    1. What does the best job at cleaning your poo-hole?
    2. Corncob
    3. Toilet-paper (1-ply)
    4. Toilet-paper (2-ply)
    5. Wet wipes
    6. Wash cloth
    7. CowboyNeal
  7. Bored of the rings on The Hype of the Rings · · Score: -1

    Hell, I haven't seen the movie yet and I am already bored of it.

  8. Re:happy whatever on Dirty Dozen- The Most Dangerous Toys of 2001 · · Score: -1

    Am I still banned?

  9. Let the MS bashing begin! on Microsoft Offers A Modified Settlement · · Score: 0, Funny

    And let the banner hits roll in for OSDN!

  10. Slashdot Editors? on Microsoft Offers A Modified Settlement · · Score: -1
    The Slashdot Staff: Editors or Janitors?

    Slashdot claims to have several editors on its staff. This is not true. Editors are people who edit. What does it mean to edit? Well, according to 'm-w.com' to edit means: to prepare for publication or public presentation. Does the Slashdot staff do this? Hardly. The readers who submit stories do this; they prepare the stories for slashdot. The staff just cuts and pastes them onto the front page. Editors also check for spelling and grammar. Editors also try to show both sides of a story; the Slashdot staff is some of the most biased people on the net. Just look at the icon for Microsoft posts to see this bias in action.
    So, if they are not editors, what are they? They are janitors. Janitors clean up and put things back in place. The Slashdot staff cleans up troll vomit and crap floods. The janitor at my old high school was a big track star 'back in the day' but now he is just an old fool that the kids made fun of. He never really got it. He thought he ran the school just because he had the keys to the front door. It is the same with the Slashdot staff, they used to be important, but now they are just old fools who can't even remember what stories they posted just a few days back. The Slashdot staff also believes that they run the site, but it is OSDN that runs the show. The Slashdot staff doesn't see or hear the kids laughing behind their backs.

    Please discuss

    Next week: "Moderators: Pillow-biting crack-smokers or crack-smoking pillow-biters?"

  11. Re:The Turd Report 12/10/2001 on A GEANT Leap Forward In Networking For Research · · Score: 0

    How can you not find it? It is everywhere!

  12. Re:For the Love of Slashdot on For The Love Of Open Source · · Score: -1

    Today's report is here. Or, you can always look at my journal or posting history; hey are updated every day.

  13. For the Love of Slashdot on For The Love Of Open Source · · Score: -1
    The Slashdot Staff: Editors or Janitors?

    Slashdot claims to have several editors on its staff. This is not true. Editors are people who edit. What does it mean to edit? Well, according to 'm-w.com' to edit means: to prepare for publication or public presentation. Does the Slashdot staff do this? Hardly. The readers who submit stories do this; they prepare the stories for slashdot. The staff just cuts and pastes them onto the front page. Editors also check for spelling and grammar. Editors also try to show both sides of a story; the Slashdot staff is some of the most biased people on the net. Just look at the icon for Microsoft posts to see this bias in action.
    So, if they are not editors, what are they? They are janitors. Janitors clean up and put things back in place. The Slashdot staff cleans up troll vomit and crap floods. The janitor at my old high school was a big track star 'back in the day' but now he is just an old fool that the kids made fun of. He never really got it. He thought he ran the school just because he had the keys to the front door. It is the same with the Slashdot staff, they used to be important, but now they are just old fools who can't even remember what stories they posted just a few days back. The Slashdot staff also believes that they run the site, but it is OSDN that runs the show. The Slashdot staff doesn't see or hear the kids laughing behind their backs.

    Please discuss

  14. Re:The Slashdot Staff: Editors or Janitors? on 2.4 Maintainer Marcelo Tosatti Answers Your Questions · · Score: -1

    Cool Troll dude! But you forget one thing. The geeks at /. love linux, and linux sux. Oh, and the geeks that run /. are gay.
    Thanks! But, i really didn't forget anything. It just seems silly to state the obvious. It is like saying that the sky is blue, or that grass is green. It is common knowledge.

  15. The Slashdot Staff: Editors or Janitors? on 2.4 Maintainer Marcelo Tosatti Answers Your Questions · · Score: -1
    Slashdot claims to have several editors on its staff. This is not true. Editors are people who edit. What does it mean to edit? Well, according to 'm-w.com' to edit means: to prepare for publication or public presentation. Does the Slashdot staff do this? Hardly. The readers who submit stories do this; they prepare the stories for slashdot. The staff just cuts and pastes them onto the front page. Editors also check for spelling and grammar. Editors also try to show both sides of a story; the Slashdot staff is some of the most biased people on the net. Just look at the icon for Microsoft posts to see this bias in action.
    So, if they are not editors, what are they? They are janitors. Janitors clean up and put things back in place. The Slashdot staff cleans up troll vomit and crap floods. The janitor at my old high school was a big track star 'back in the day' but now he is just an old fool that the kids made fun of. He never really got it. He thought he ran the school just because he had the keys to the front door. It is the same with the Slashdot staff, they used to be important, but now they are just old fools who can't even remember what stories they posted just a few days back. The Slashdot staff also believes that they run the site, but it is OSDN that runs the show. The Slashdot staff doesn't see or hear the kids laughing behind their backs.

    Please discuss

  16. Slashdot Staff: editors or janitors? on Industrial-Strength P2P · · Score: -1
    Slashdot claims to have several editors on its staff. This is not true. Editors are people who edit. What does it mean to edit? Well, according to 'm-w.com' to edit means: to prepare for publication or public presentation. Does the Slashdot staff do this? Hardly. The readers who submit stories do this; they prepare the stories for slashdot. The staff just cuts and pastes them onto the front page. Editors also check for spelling and grammar. Editors also try to show both sides of a story; the Slashdot staff is some of the most biased people on the net. Just look at the icon for Microsoft posts to see this bias in action.
    So, if they are not editors, what are they? They are janitors. Janitors clean up and put things back in place. The Slashdot staff cleans up troll vomit and crap floods. The janitor at my old high school was a big track star 'back in the day' but now he is just an old fool that the kids made fun of. He never really got it. He thought he ran the school just because he had the keys to the front door. It is the same with the Slashdot staff, they used to be important, but now they are just old fools who can't even remember what stories they posted just a few days back. The Slashdot staff also believes that they run the site, but it is OSDN that runs the show. The Slashdot staff doesn't see or hear the kids laughing behind their backs.

    Please discuss

  17. The Slashdot Staff: Editors or Janitors? on Online e-Commerce Issues w/ PayPal? · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Slashdot claims to have several editors on its staff. This is not true. Editors are people who edit. What does it mean to edit? Well, according to 'm-w.com' to edit means: to prepare for publication or public presentation. Does the Slashdot staff do this? Hardly. The readers who submit stories do this; they prepare the stories for slashdot. The staff just cuts and pastes them onto the front page. Editors also check for spelling and grammar. Editors also try to show both sides of a story; the Slashdot staff is some of the most biased people on the net. Just look at the icon for Microsoft posts to see this bias in action.
    So, if they are not editors, what are they? They are janitors. Janitors clean up and put things back in place. The Slashdot staff cleans up troll vomit and crap floods. The janitor at my old high school was a big track star 'back in the day' but now he is just an old fool that the kids made fun of. He never really got it. He thought he ran the school just because he had the keys to the front door. It is the same with the Slashdot staff, they used to be important, but now they are just old fools who can't even remember what stories they posted just a few days back. The Slashdot staff also believes that they run the site, but it is OSDN that runs the show. The Slashdot staff doesn't see or hear the kids laughing behind their backs.

    Please discuss

  18. Re:Can't think how to troll this one on HP DVD100i DVD+RW Burner Tested · · Score: -1

    the report for 12/10/2001 has already been posted.

  19. Can't think how to troll this one on HP DVD100i DVD+RW Burner Tested · · Score: -1

    I'll just have to resort to a goatsecx link. *sigh*

  20. Re:The Turd Report 12/10/2001 on A GEANT Leap Forward In Networking For Research · · Score: -1

    Well, I don't live in a country that lost in WW2, so I can't comment on scat based porn. I have a theory that only countries that lost in a World War have any nation wide intrest in scat. If I find some Italian Scat, my theory will be proven.

  21. The Turd Report 12/10/2001 on A GEANT Leap Forward In Networking For Research · · Score: -1

    I had sushi from Yoko, in Herndon, last night. I had shrimp, crab, salmon, and tuna sushi. It was wonderful. I also had mizo soup and a container of saki. The Japaneese make good watches and cameras; their food makes good turds. My turd this morning was nice and soft. It came out like a dream. A slight push and out it came. The wipe was very clean. It had a consistant color: brown. It was about 15 inches long. There was a pungent odor that let you know it was a good turd. I give this turd an 8.

  22. Hit it right on the head on Making Linux Look Harder Than It Is · · Score: 0

    Most linux users 'teach' people by yelling RTFM at them. Newbies need someone to show them some basics and they can usually figure the rest by themselves.

  23. Linux suxors (n/t) on Making Linux Look Harder Than It Is · · Score: -1

    no text, fuckchops!

  24. Yet another person who has never heard of Google on Building a Cheap Oscilloscope Using Your PC? · · Score: -1

    Lame lame LAME!

  25. DMCA == Drink My Cum, AC! on World Copyright Treaty Coming soon · · Score: -1

    Eat me!