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Sci Fi Gives Green Light To "Children of Dune"

fooguy writes "Our friends at the Sci Fi Channel have given the Green Light to begin production of Children of Dune. According to the release, 'The miniseries begins production in Prague in April 2002 and is slated to air in 2003. Dune adapter John Harrison wrote the script, based on "Dune Messiah" and "Children of Dune," the second and third novels in Frank Herbert's six-volume Dune Chronicles series. Richard P. Rubinstein comes back on board as executive producer. The sequel will continue the story of the Atreides family and recount the fall of Paul's empire, with the future resting in the hands of Paul's heirs, his twin children."

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  1. Better news than the novels by Christopher+B.+Brown · · Score: 5, Funny
    If the folks working on this include those that worked on the previous miniseries, this would be not horrible news.

    The previous miniseries suffered from the problem that they kept forgetting that Dune was a desert; hopefully enough fans can remind them of that fact that it might not be such a problem this time.

    And hopefully the miniseries will be better than the "Dune: House X" series (for the assortment of values of X).

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    1. Re:Better news than the novels by Exmet+Paff+Daxx · · Score: 2

      The previous miniseries suffered from the problem that they kept forgetting that Dune was a desert; hopefully enough fans can remind them of that fact that it might not be such a problem this time.


      I agree; factual inaccuracies are the Plague of the Dune spinoffs. I hope, at least, that they get the design of the Weirding Modules directly from the book this time. The implementation in the movie was... well... let's just say "sub optimal at best" to keep from starting a flame war.

      My fear is they will attempt to change the landscape of Herbert's vision: new "houses", new races, new rules. Much like Enterprise has created a bunch of super-evil aliens never seen in the future (complete with a Time Travelling version of Wesley Crusher), I could see the sequel inventing things that wouldn't jibe with the original "Universe" at all.

      Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait and see.

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    2. Re:Better news than the novels by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Informative

      I hope, at least, that they get the design of the Weirding Modules directly from the book this time.

      There ARE NO FUCKING WIERDING MODULES IN THE BOOK!!!!!

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    3. Re:Better news than the novels by sllort · · Score: 0, Troll

      There ARE NO ****ING WIERDING MODULES IN THE BOOK!!!!!

      You are correct, but only inadvertently. Because you spelled Weirding incorrectly, you have caused your statement to be correct. There were, in fact, Weirding modules in the book.

      I'm not sure which is worse, your ALL CAPS shouting, the profanity, the misspelling, or the factual inaccuracy. Either way, it's all good, there's no reason to be fighting over details.

      Dune is a great book and a delightful "Universe", no matter what kind of module is used. (-:

    4. Re:Better news than the novels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been moderating comments in story, so I have to post anonymously.

      I actually thought the miniseries pretty much got everything about as wrong as it could be. The exception being that the names of the characters were the same.

      Maybe if they had changed the names, and didn't call it Dune, it might have been okay.

      Stilgar looked and acted about as wise as a high school janitor. Or maybe not quite that wise. The Bene Geserit were ridiculous. It all pretty much sucked.

      Now, while i did like the movie better, that is probably because I saw the movie before I read any of the books. After having read all of the frank herbert books, most more than once, I can see why some people didn't like the movie ( the movie's invention of weirding modules for one thing). But the movie is alright on it's own.

      I think david lynch captured the essence of the book quite well, even with such changes as weirding modules.

      The books are really quite impressive in their depth. I'm able to read these books over and over and still glean more insight from them. The only other books that I've been able to re-read like this are tolkien's.

      While I think tolkien's books are better by some margin, the dune series is, for the most part, not far behind.

      --scott

    5. Re:Better news than the novels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fucking moron. Go read Dune. Quote to me a passage which contains the phrase "Weirding module". THERE IS NONE!!!

      Thank you.

    6. Re:Better news than the novels by Gaijin42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, there were not wierding modules in the book.

      The "wierding way" was the kick ass kung-fu pranha-bindu shit the Bene Geserit did, sometimes with the voice added in.

      Stilgar refers to the wierding way after Jessica kicks his ass when Paul and Jessica escape, and they had no funky equipment with them at that point.

      The whole modules, and muadd'ib being a "killing word" was totally made up for the movie

    7. Re:Better news than the novels by arkanes · · Score: 1

      There are NO Wierding Modules in the book. Theres the Wierding Way, which is the Fremen name for the martial arts/internal control taught by the Bene Gesserit.
      "Wierding Modules" were David Lynch's hack to try to make an totally interior ability something he could show in a film.

    8. Re:Better news than the novels by JesseL · · Score: 1

      I've read the complete series about a dozen times and I don't remeber any weirding or wierding modules. As far as I can tell the weirding modules in the original film were completly fabricated by David Lynch. The Weirding Way was the mental and physical discipline, created and used by the Bene Gesserit, and taught to the Fremen by Jessica and Paul.

      If you actually read the definition you linked, you will see where the name comes from.

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    9. Re:Better news than the novels by garyrich · · Score: 1

      The lame Weirding modules were the worst thing in the movie to me. What a lazy excuse to blow off most of the most interesting philosophical subtext in the book.

      My wife insists that the "Paul and Chani's love grew" and jump cut to 3 years later was even more lame. But sorta explains why they start the film with a 20 year old Paul (he's supposed to be about 13 in most of the book).

      garyr

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    10. Re:Better news than the novels by Magneto48 · · Score: 1

      You know what? As has been pointed out numerous times in the other posts, that is totally fallacious. Nowhere did Frank Herbert (may he rest in peace) ever mention any weirding modules (no matter how badly you mis-spell "weirding"). I think perhaps the worst part is your pseudo-intellectual attempt at rational thought. Just out of curiosity, did you ever actually read DUNE?

    11. Re:Better news than the novels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, once again: No there weren't. You fucking twit. Go read the book. It will obviously be the first time.

    12. Re:Better news than the novels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll use small words so you can get it good: No. There were no such things in the book. David Lynch made all that crap up. Now go read the book, and stop lying about it.

      There, I tried to use the shortest possible words for you.

      Not only were there no weirding modules, it may very well be that the word "module" was NEVER used in the book for ANY reason. That may or may not be true, but if it were, that would make you a double dumbass.

    13. Re:Better news than the novels by Badam · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, the Weirding Way was developed by the Atreides (with the help of Jessica), and was one reason the Emperor conspired with the Harkonnens again them.

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    14. Re:Better news than the novels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omfg. roflmfao. doflmfao. rtfm. ymmv.

      btw: yhbt. yhl. hand. hth.

    15. Re:Better news than the novels by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      What was called the Wierding Way by the Fremen is in fact Bene Gesserit "prana-bindu" training. The training is shown in more details in a later book, as a Bene Gesserit taught a man (I think a heir to the Imperial Throne).

      Besides, Dune gets blown up, so no more nice "universe". I much prefer the action on Giedi-Prime with the young (again) Idaho and the Honored Matres. (It's not a spoiler--if you don't know what I'm talking about, dang it, man, get on with the program and read them)

      Dune 1-2-3, the books, is a snapshot, a setup, really, for the 4th book. 5 and 6 just expand on 4.

      The "modules" in the movie are so out-of-context and set unfounded foundations, and are ever more damaging to the panorama than the rain at the end, which could be dismissed as merely symbolic.

      Oh, and it's Wierding, as in wielding (sword, weapon, kriss), rather than weirding, as in weird.
      Imagine that, a science-fiction writer inventing a word. Dang, what has this world come to?

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    16. Re:Better news than the novels by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Weirding modules were used to gloss over troop tatics with shields not any "philosophical subtext"

    17. Re:Better news than the novels by buffy · · Score: 1

      Dude. You're totally missing the point. There are no Weirding, Wierding, or however the hell you might like to spell them, modules.

      If you wish to disagree, please provide a chapter/paragraph reference to such a mention in ANY of the books. I dare you. No, I double dog dare you. ;)

    18. Re:Better news than the novels by Kharny · · Score: 1

      if you listened, that is exactly what this parent said, weirding way, not weirding modules. READ BEFORE YOU REPLY

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    19. Re:Better news than the novels by Kharny · · Score: 1

      Where the hell does dune blow up??? I have never read this in the 5 times that i read the series....

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    20. Re:Better news than the novels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Personally, I had trouble hearing any of these comments.

      However, I found reading the comments to be much easier.

      Morons.

    21. Re:Better news than the novels by jlockard · · Score: 1

      Dune is "destroyed" at the end of Heretics of Dune. It's not quite explained exactly *how* destroyed Dune (Arrakis) is, but it certainly can no longer support life.

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    22. Re:Better news than the novels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it funny how people say things like "where are the weirding modules from the book" when its quite obvious that they've never even read it.

      While your approach was rude, it was well deserved.

    23. Re:Better news than the novels by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and that's why the maker in the no-ship with duncan and what's her face is so important. (am I being obscure enought not to spoil?)

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  2. Please NO! by Omega+Prime · · Score: 0

    All I can say is I hope beyond hope, this mini series is better than the last. More along the lines of the movie.

    Having read the book and watch both the mini series and the movie, I perfer the latter.

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  3. No movie to compare to by TwoStep · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    What are all the whiners going to do? It wouldn't be Dune without cries of, "The movie was better!"

    On a more serious note, I wonder how well the rest of the books will translate. I thought they were a lot less "action-packed" than the first book, which is saying a lot.

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    1. Re:No movie to compare to by Pope · · Score: 3, Interesting
      As long as they don't get all ambitious and do "God Emperor of Dune" I'll be happy! Oh, lord, that was a torturous read. "Chapterhouse" made up for it IMO. I know that's an unpopular opinion, but I really enjoyed that final book, especially when it was the final book! :)

      I know a lot of people who start reading the Dune series and get lost after Children of Dune. I tell them to keep going, but always warn them of that darn 4th one.

      As for the new series, I think it's cool, but I just couldn't get into the 6 hour "Dune" mini-series. I kept thinking after watching the first part "Hey, if I had just watched Lynch's version, it'd be over and I could go to bed." I also was very put off by the fairly obvious compositing when Paul was in the desert with his mom. It just screamed "We're in a movie studio!"

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    2. Re:No movie to compare to by junkgrep · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was surprised too: Sci Fi has done better compositing before, and I thought they'd at least do as good a job as they normally can. But they got the lighting wrong on the "real" parts, for one thing, which made the backgrounds seem jarring, as if it was being illuminated by a different source.

    3. Re:No movie to compare to by jspey · · Score: 3, Informative

      "God Emperor of Dune! was the best one. The whole point of the first three books, besides telling a story was to set up book 4. The series wouldn't have been as good as it was if it wasn't for the ideas he put forth in book four and carried out through the last two. He really goes out of his way to drive home both the advances and the risks of all the exploration that gets done after "God Emperor".

      Mr. Spey

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    4. Re:No movie to compare to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God Emperor was by far my favourite. The many Duncans (who still served only the old House Atreides), the rule of Leto II, the Fish Speakers, the commercialization of the Fremen and finally the destruction of Leto II.

      Chapterhouse was good too. "Super" Miles Teg and the revealing of the true Kwisatz Haderach, Duncan Idaho.

    5. Re:No movie to compare to by Gaijin42 · · Score: 2

      I really get the impression tha chapterhouse wasn't supposed to be the last book. They introduce new chars, and don't do anything with them. They give Teg new powers, and don't do anything with them etc.

      I suppose it could be just bad writing tho. There were several huge plot mistakes in this book.
      SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

      A) Teg's Ghola was supposed to be imprinted, but they dicided not to. Instead they sent him to the sheena, who was basically an imprinter. The whole convolutions involved were not neccissary. They could've let lucilla do her job to begin with

      B) The battle against the honored matres was pointless. They had the whole battle, in the end the Bene Geserit lose, and Murbella lands on and dukes it out with the spider queen. She wins, the two groups merge.

      They could've just sent murbella to kick her ass to begin with. Murbella didn't have any fear of not being accepted.

      C) What is up with the farmer gholas in the net that Teg can see? They had 0 purpose in the story. If there were later books, then this would be a decent intro. But not the way they set it up.

      D) They sent Duncan off into space, but no resolution to his char.

      E) More exist, but I cant think of em right now.

    6. Re:No movie to compare to by ericdano · · Score: 1

      True, but I think Frank Herbert was working on yet another book in the series before he died. In the intro text in his son's "House: X" books he mentions it. Hopefully we'll see that come out in the near future.....

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    7. Re:No movie to compare to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good grief. "God Emperor" is a slog from start to finish.

      It's one long boring lecture covering all the faux intellectual drivel that Herbert collected from various psych journals and rubbish theological studies courses. Hell, the only reason the various characters exist is as stooges for Leto II (Herbert's alter-ego) to launch into yet another pompous, long-winded and smug blather session. There's no plot, no action, no suspense, and with the exception of Leto, all the characters are utterly two dimensional.

      It's a bloody awful book - and the only reason anyone ever gets through it is because they are carried along by the momentum of the superb original "Dune" novel.

    8. Re:No movie to compare to by supruzr · · Score: 1

      God Emperor wasn't as bad as Heretics, but that's neither here nor there. Chapterhouse isn't actually the last book. There was a final one that Frank died before he could complete. Rumor has it that his son is going to complete what needs completed and then release it. Problem with that is, Brian is an ass-terrible author, if I am entitled to my opinion. The House N books are total rubbish. As far as the miniseries, they better fix all the problems they had with the first one, especially the wacky costumes. If even half the crap is fixed, I'll be happy with it.

    9. Re:No movie to compare to by br0ck · · Score: 2, Informative

      More Spoilers...

      It was NOT supposed to be the last book. He died before he was finished. Brian (his son) and Kevin Anderson have done a number of prequels, and are doing the sequel to Chapterhouse (book 7), after which they're going way back to cover the Butlerian Jihad series (3 books), which will be completed in about 2004. Their writing doesn't match Frank Herbert's, in my opinion, but it's always great to have more Dune books.

      A) I think that for the sake of later plot development Teg and Sheena had to become involved with each other. Also, it was important that Teg's memories were recovered independant of Bene Geseret influence for his later independant decision making. Also, maybe this showed how the current Bene Geserit ways of imprinting were failing and had to change in the end.

      B) I agree - except that Murbella probably couldn't have gotten to the spider queen without assistance.

      C) I think that the 'farmers' that your thinking about were the face dancer couple that were prescient and trying to get control of the known universe using that knowledge and the the null capsule filled with all the Tleilaxu gholas.

      D) When Duncan guided he, Sheeana, & Scytale to the uncharted universe they escaped them. This actually is a cool finish because it shows that independant decision is the best thing humans have, and this seems to me to be a decent resolution to the series.

    10. Re:No movie to compare to by supruzr · · Score: 1

      Their writing doesn't match Frank Herbert's, in my opinion, but it's always great to have more Dune books.

      See, I wish I could agree, but Brian and Kevin's work reads WAY too much like the cheesy fucking Star Trek books. It seems like you're reading a story where the entire thought process behind major parts of the book was to fill space because they couldn't think up a more integral plot. Also, it seems like they were writing different chapters within the same book episodically. Like they were sitting around each week going "What can we do to the characters THIS week?" I'll admit that there were SOME interesting parts of the two prequels I read. I liked the whole Duncan goes to Ginaz thing. But that story doesn't fit with the blurb about the fall of Ginaz in Dune's glossary. That's amazing, considering it occupies all of two sentences, and Brian and Kevin STILL couldn't make it fit better! And Brian seems to be under the impression, like David Lynch and the people doing the Scifi Channel miniseries, that Guild navigators look like grotesque half-butterfly-half-vagina things. You must remember the end of Dune, when there were two PERFECTLY NORMAL LOOKING Guild navigators who came to Arrakis with Shaddam and later talked with Paul. The only distinguishing characteristic were their spice-blackened eyes. Even Edric wasn't described as being as grotesque as they make them out to be.

      And Brian turned spice into a method of teleportation, somehow. The spice just makes it possible for navigators to see the safe path to guide ships by, and then the Holtzmann technology actually takes them there. So why did that one twin kid whose name I forget COMPLETELY DISAPPEAR from the chamber he was in after he was saturated in spice? That's ridiculous!

      I sense that this post would get too long if I kept going, so I'll stop now. The point is, Fuck Brian Herbert and everyone that looks like him.

    11. Re:No movie to compare to by Shrubbman · · Score: 1

      well yeah, I mean Herbert himself stated that he had a 7th book planned to tie everything up with, but then he kicked the bucket ;'

      and then his son announced a few months before releasing House: Atreides that they'd found a safety deposit box his father owned but that the family had known nothing about, and inside were some old 5 1/4" floppies with all his notes on his planned "Dune 7". So Brian Herbert's plan as far as I've been aware for the past few years has been to finish the prequel trilogy he was already writing then write the finale the way his dad's notes say he wanted it written. So it's very possible he's sitting at a keyboard working on it right now.

    12. Re:No movie to compare to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to set your words straight about your statements. They did TRY to imprint Teg, that was the whole reasoning behind getting his memories back but he was hypno-entranced by his mother (a bene gesserit) to snap out of it and not be imprinted which is what helped him to regain his memory. They did not believe he would be controled by the person.

      And also it was Duncan that saw the Face Dancers (farmers), not Teg. I believe they were just the type of people that the Honored Matre were trying to escape, not sure about their whole place in the thing but it was sort of a decent/weird ending.

    13. Re:No movie to compare to by F34nor · · Score: 1

      No. Dune is Dune. All of the others COD DM GEOD all are there only as place holders for the Golden Path.

      Something that we should be doing right now. The possibility of human extintion is still too high.

      Kill all the AI's "Thou Shalt Not Make a Machine in the Image of a Human Mind"

    14. Re:No movie to compare to by F34nor · · Score: 1

      The answer is that the Golden Path expands the possibility of humanity exponentially. The results that you are interested in are unimportant when applied to infinite human reach that the scattering represents. Just as Teg is another step on "infinite path to glory and redemption (Akira)" so are the farmer Face Dancers. They have risen above the master/slave illusions and are only concerned with the reality of their life i.e. farmers. Why would you expect a simple conclusion to a book the proposes the infinite?

    15. Re:No movie to compare to by nanospook · · Score: 1

      You are exactly right. When I read Dune the first 5 times, everytime I was totally dropped into the world that Frank Herbert created. Reading the recent novel (I've blocked the name from my mind), I felt like I was reading a soap opera for the mentally embalmed. The complexity of the plot was medicore. You could guess what was gonna happen next. Almost like they were afraid to make it too complex, otherwise it would be difficult to turn into a new tv series. YAWN. I would rather read "The Horse's Mouth" instead!

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    16. Re:No movie to compare to by jlockard · · Score: 1

      And Brian turned spice into a method of teleportation, somehow. The spice just makes it possible for navigators to see the safe path to guide ships by, and then the Holtzmann technology actually takes them there. So why did that one twin kid whose name I forget COMPLETELY DISAPPEAR from the chamber he was in after he was saturated in spice? That's ridiculous!

      If you actually read the book and paid attention, you'd realize that C'tair went into a room the same time as his brother D'Murr. D'Murr passed the test, and C'Tair passed out. By the time that C'Tair came to, he'd been cleaned up by the Guild and the precious melange that they'd surrounded him with had been cleaned up. Time had passed. Obviously D'Murr is no longer in the room. He didn't magically disappear, he'd passed the test and they moved him to another location. Later his brother wakes up and goes looking for him at he last place he remembers seeing him go, and of course he's no longer there.

      As far as the "teleportation", you must have skimmed every single place they talked about this. There was no talk of "teleportation". The purpose of the spice was to "power the mind" of the navigator so that he could do the immense mathematical/prescience evaluations to choose the best path from location A to location B. It's the Holtzmann generators that do the actual movement of the heighliners and the guild navigator is exactly that, a navigator or pilot.

      A heighliner travelling through folded space via the holtzmann generators would give the impression to outside viewers as "popping" out and "popping" in from nowhere.

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    17. Re:No movie to compare to by supruzr · · Score: 1

      No, no, I think you didn't understand the book. First of all, quote the passage I'm talking about and I'll prove it to you. For a second example, consider the Guild heighliner that was being built on Ix. The construction bay was completely sealed, and a navigator teleported it out. I forget which of the Ix royal house remarked that "any guild navigator can pilot them out, but it would take a late stage steersman (or something to that effect) to guide it back in."

      Brian and Kevin are constantly trying to contrive new situations where the spice can act as a deus ex machina

      A heighliner travelling through folded space via the holtzmann generators would give the impression to outside viewers as "popping" out and "popping" in from nowhere.

      This is not supported by anything Frank ever wrote. Space isn't "folded" to speed up travel. The heighliners go to and fro at very high speeds, but they DO, I repeat, DO, travel the distance in between. If they didn't, there'd be no reason for a navigator to plot a safe course. So what's this malarky about a heighliner leaving a sealed room? Granted that the full extent of the Holtzmann effect and it's many uses was intentionally never fully explained, but this certainly can't be attributed to that.

    18. Re:No movie to compare to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Folding space" refers to the ability to travel to any point in the universe without moving. That much was explained from the very beginning of the Dune series.

      The responsibility of the navigator was to calculate the best points at which to actually fold space and then from there the Holtzmann generators took over.

      Have you actually read the first 6 books? Or are you simply going off of some skimmings and the prequels?

    19. Re:No movie to compare to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No plot? You've got to be kidding. God Emperor was entirely plot driven.

      No action? The action was limited but there was still plenty with the various Duncans attempting to assassinate Leto II, the battles with the Fish Speakers and the final battle where Leto II is destroyed.

      Two dimensional? What about Duncan, Siona, Moneo, Hwi Noree and Leto II?

      Admittedly, many people I have spoken with don't really understand "God Emperor" because of its heady nature and thusly think it sucked. Perhaps you should try reading it again.

    20. Re:No movie to compare to by supruzr · · Score: 1

      Yes, I certainly have read all eight books (not counting Frank Herbert's Eye and I'd never read House Corrino), and I'm looking forward to the sequel to Chapterhouse that will finally end the series.

      That you pretend to have read these books is amusing, since anyone who has read them wouldn't confuse their story lines with that of David Lynch's movie. They are unmistakeably different. The phrase "fold space" was not used by Herbert; it was invented by Lynch.

      You would do well to actually read the books, instead of making trollish claims.

  4. Very subtle propaganda by typical+geek · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Most knowledgeable science fiction readers are wll aware that the Dune series is really an allegory for Islam, with spice = oil.


    I find the timing of this film to be very suspicious. In a nutshell, Dune Messiah deals with corruption in the upper levels of Fremen heirarchy, while Children of Dune deals with how Paul Atreids children sieze control of the Interstellar empire.


    If you assume the Bin Laden family = Fremen, and Osama = Leto II, it gets very interesting indeed. I wonder how this will be changed to make the message acceptable for western civilization?

    1. Re:Very subtle propaganda by Violet+Null · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to dispute the whole Fremen == Islam && spice == oil bit, but the whole business with Osama shows an example of how...

      1) A sci-fi writer can predict events decades in the future, and weave them into their novels, or...

      2) The human mind is capable of finding coincidences in the darnedest places.

    2. Re:Very subtle propaganda by yellowjacket03 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Fremen draw more close comparisions with Judaism than Islam. Although there is plenty of seemingly Muslim influence thrown in (jihad, etc.).

    3. Re:Very subtle propaganda by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Fremen: Think Jewish culture/history with Arabic religious beliefs. Fremen mythology is taken more or less whole cloth from medieval Islam, but the culture of the peoples (Outcasts, constant traveling, persecution making them hard and pragmatic, fanatical tribal loyalty) are taken from Judaism.

    4. Re:Very subtle propaganda by F34nor · · Score: 1

      The Jews only appear in the last book. Rebecca the feral reverend mother.

  5. messiah probably cut to 10 minutes by garyrich · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The book is 90% interior dialog. A lot of it is actually important to the overall Dune world though. I wonder how they will handle that? Probably ignore it. Children of Dune is far more filmable, so I imagine that's where they will spend screen time.

    garyr

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    1. Re:messiah probably cut to 10 minutes by Xzzy · · Score: 2

      Just do what they did in the first movie (the one with patrick stewart).. have the actors head into a sound room, record some lines, then crank the reverb up to eleven.

      ..ugh. :)

      Dune is a set of books that should never have been put to a screenplay. Too much of what makes the books so grand is lost. Considering the first book is by far the most action packed of all six, and how badly they botched the movie for it, you really gotta fear what the sequels will be like. It'll be like High Fidelity, except with more talking, and it'll all be in reverb mode.

      That first movie scarred me so badly I never let myself watch any of the other Dune releases.

    2. Re:messiah probably cut to 10 minutes by garyrich · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I seem to recall that the mini-series people set themselves a "no voiceovers" rule for the 1st mini-series. That went too far.

      A lot of the voiceovers in the Lynch/Smithee movie were the meta-text that started most chapters. I don't mind those, they fill in lots of misc info and set the tone that you are reading an account of ancient history (from the narration perspective) and seem to imply that some of the book text itself may be seen through the cracked glass of history.

      I remember when the mini-series came out at least one reviewer said that Dune was going to be like Macbeth or Hamlet in that it would be redone every generation with a different perspective.

      garyr

      --
      -- your Web browser is Ronald Reagan
  6. At last by spongman · · Score: 2

    This is great news. I hope that he'll get a chance to faithfully reproduce the whole series on-screen. I can't wait for Leto's transformation. The execs at Sci-fi get my vote - I'll be buying this one on DVD...

    1. Re:At last by junkgrep · · Score: 1

      ----I can't wait for Leto's transformation.----

      I dunno, i got a little tired of the whole "morphing" effect a long time ago, and unless they can do better (like doing morphing SLOWLY, over characters moving in realtime), I think that's all we'll see.

    2. Re:At last by spongman · · Score: 2
      i agree, in the books he 'morphed' over quite a long period of time although the initial sandtrout(?) experience was pretty quick. i suspect they'll be relying heavily on makeup/prosthetics to make the transform to Shai-Hulud realistic. Either that or they'll compress the whole thing into some crappy 'cut-scene' type segway.

      And now the prophecy. One will come. The voice from the outer world bringing the holy war: Jihad! Which will cleanse the universe and bring us out of darkness.
  7. It wouldn't surprise me... by bravehamster · · Score: 2
    if in light of recent events, many of the Islamic references from these 2 books were removed or reduced. Galactic Jihad, anyone? One thing's for sure--it's gonna take a while before Hollywood grows back the balls they had cut off on 9/11.

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    ---- El diablo esta en mis pantalones! Mire, mire!
    1. Re:It wouldn't surprise me... by scaramush · · Score: 1

      Hollywood had balls before 9/11?

      I know we're talking about a scifi production, but what alternate universe are you living in? ;)

      --
      "...you can steal my woman, but you ain't done nuthin' smart."
    2. Re:It wouldn't surprise me... by kindbud · · Score: 2

      Hollywood's balls left the room long, long before 9/11, even before most of you were born. When JAWS became a mega blockbuster, that was about the time Hollywood became timid. There was from that time forward, simply too much money on the line to take any real risks.

      --
      Edith Keeler Must Die
    3. Re:It wouldn't surprise me... by bravehamster · · Score: 3, Informative
      Yeah, yeah, I knew as I soon as I submitted it that someone would comment on that. What I should have said was "Hollywood, which is not very well known for risk-taking or being offensive, has since 9/11 become so annoyingly non-offensive and cautious about certain things that it's actually starting to offend me." Better? ;)

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      ---- El diablo esta en mis pantalones! Mire, mire!
    4. Re:It wouldn't surprise me... by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Because GWTW didn't make any money...

      Hollywood had stones, maybe, from about 1967 until 1975. The age of the director. Read a nifty book about it.

      But Hollywood has rarely been about risk taking.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  8. A long cult classic... by purduephotog · · Score: 2

    Re-watched the remake Dune last weekend. Forgot how bad the Special Effects were ;) Nothing like the slow, blocky shields...

    I'm hoping that this can be slightly more interesting... less inner monologue... but if you haven't read any of the books I simply don't see how it will be successfull.

  9. It's going to be lame if... by Renraku · · Score: 1

    ...one of the movies includes such things as imps, cacodemons, cyber demon lords, and lost souls.

    --
    Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
  10. miniseries by yellowjacket03 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The big problem with the miniseries was that the actor playing Gurney Halleck was absolutely horrible. I guess it's partly because I can't see anyone but Patrick Stewart as him(one of the only redeeming features of David Lynch's debacle). At no time during the series, did I believe that he was an elite fighter of any kind.

    Also, neither the movie or the miniseries did Duncan Idaho justice. In the novels, he's a badass but he doesn't even do anything in the miniseries. Richard Jordan was just too old to play him in the original movie. The actor portraying him in the miniseries just wasn't given enough screen time.

    1. Re:miniseries by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

      Also, neither the movie or the miniseries did Duncan Idaho justice. In the novels, he's a badass but he doesn't even do anything in the miniseries.

      We'll just have to see how the zombie Duncan does in the new mini-series.

      --
      There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can count in binary and those who can't.
    2. Re:miniseries by jasonbw · · Score: 1

      If they bring him back. I dont know if they can scrape enough dna off the rocks to grow one....

      I still can't believe they bombed him. The scene in the book could have been filmed easily (so much of the action was off-camera)

    3. Re:miniseries by grgyle · · Score: 1

      That is a common complaint from us lovers of the Dune books until we take an honest objective look at how Duncan was portrayed in just the first book. With the hindsight of all six books, he is a key (perhaps THE key) character of the series. But if you confine your viewpoint to book one, he is really just a minor sideline character, window dressing for larger events, that Herbert didn't expand upon until Dune Messiah. With that in mind, I think the insignificance of his role and lack of screen time in the TV series was perfectly appropriate.

      --
      ----- And all that the Lorax left here in this mess was a small pile of rocks, with one word...UNLESS.
  11. when will this get to canada? by AnimeFreak · · Score: 1

    I look forward to seeing this on Space or some other CHUM station.

  12. I'll watch it... by Washizu · · Score: 5, Funny

    if they get back the girl who played Chani. Double her pay!

    --
    OddManIn: A Game of guns and game theory.
    1. Re:I'll watch it... by LordNimon · · Score: 1
      --
      And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
      To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
    2. Re:I'll watch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's probably old enough to be your mother...

    3. Re:I'll watch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fat chance, and I mean fat. That was Sean Young who played Chani. AKA Rachel from blade runner.

    4. Re:I'll watch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong- Sean Young played Princess Irulan. I think the fellow above was actually refering to the miniseries though. But its still quite a pathetic reason to watch it. Read the books, understand, and then enjoy someone elses interpretation of the same material. I will agree with many that as of yet, no one has actually stayed faithful to the book(s), and it would be nice if they could try not to ignore or leave oiut the little things which become critical later on in the series.

    5. Re:I'll watch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooo yahhh...Sean Young:
      http://www.seanyoung.org

    6. Re:I'll watch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Virginia Madsen played Irulan, and Sean Young played Chani.

      See for yourself.

      I think the creepy little girl Alia grew up to be the hottest, though.

  13. Weirding Modules by Patrick+McRotch · · Score: 0, Troll

    I was alarmed by some of the omissions in the previous Sci-Fi Channel mini-series. Among other things, they made no mention of weirding modules, which I thought were integral to the story. I hope this series be more faithful to the book it's based on.

    1. Re:Weirding Modules by Stavr0 · · Score: 2

      Weirding Modules??? That was only in Lynch's Dune. Weirding Ways is supposed to be the martial art of Fremen.

    2. Re:Weirding Modules by aakin · · Score: 0

      Uhm... wierding modules weren't in the book. They
      were made up for the first movie.

    3. Re:Weirding Modules by Stavr0 · · Score: 1

      Dooh! Don't feed the troll! Pat McCrotch trolls again ...

    4. Re:Weirding Modules by mo26101 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actuall, the weirding way is the freeman word for the martial arts for the Benie Geserit (sp?), which, of cource, Jessica and Paul teach them.

    5. Re:Weirding Modules by corinath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The weirding modules were never in the books as I recall. The miniseries was more accurate concerning the weirding way as compared to the original movie. I think that it is a concept that is very hard to get accrossed in a movie, where the audience will often lack the background information that can be given in a book.

      In the book, the weirding way is mroe focused on the nerves and muscles of the body to allow a person much more precise control of their body. It always seems to me that the weirding way is simply an extension on Bene Gesserit Prana Bindu training that focuses on combat.

      While the miniseries di have its faults, this is one part that they got much more correct than did the original movie.

      --
      Hockey - Canada's gift to the world
    6. Re:Weirding Modules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't claim to have read the book if you never have. Weirding modules are the product of David Lynch's diseased imagination. They do not exist in the Dune universe.

    7. Re:Weirding Modules by nanospook · · Score: 1

      It was still kinda cool, using your voice as a weapon. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DAISY! BOOOOOMMMM!

      --
      Have you fscked your local propeller head today?
  14. I hope that was a troll... by chrome+koran · · Score: 1
    I find the timing of this film to be very suspicious.

    Oh, yeah. Let's see they made the first movie last year and got better ratings for it than anything they've ever aired on the Sci-Fi Channel. Ummmm...perhaps the fact that they are in business to make money, and they do that by selling advertising, which is driven by ratings would have something to do with it?

    Why look for a complicated conspiracy theory when the facts of the matter point to a very simple explanation. I won't even go into the fact that your analogy is ridiculous...

    --

    It's not funny till someone gets hurt.
  15. The thousand sons of Duncan Idaho by imrdkl · · Score: 2

    Probably reduced to two or three. But Ix. I want to see Ix.

    1. Re:The thousand sons of Duncan Idaho by msm1th · · Score: 1

      But Ix. I want to see Ix.

      Me too. But given the utter crappiness of the first mini-series, they'll get it wrong.

    2. Re:The thousand sons of Duncan Idaho by gedanken · · Score: 1

      is "Ix" pronounced ix or 9? I always wondered about that.

    3. Re:The thousand sons of Duncan Idaho by imrdkl · · Score: 1

      No romans back then.

    4. Re:The thousand sons of Duncan Idaho by F34nor · · Score: 1

      The book clearly states that they say "ix" but are too dumb to know that they are the 9th planet in the system.

    5. Re:The thousand sons of Duncan Idaho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no they know that they are the ninth planet, thats how the planet got its name (from Children of Dune). However, they still pronounce it icks. You think that the one planet in the empire allowed to develop technology and maybe even work with computers that builds all the spaceships isn't going to know something like that? You're crazy.

    6. Re:The thousand sons of Duncan Idaho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not that they are too dumb to know, but think about it for a moment. Going by our calendar, Dune takes place somewhere around the year 25,000 C.E. (by their calendar roughly 10,200 A.G. - After Guild, which was established sometime around 14,000 C.E.), approximately 23,000 years from now. Galach is the universal language, all of our modern languages are long dead, not to mention the ancient roman numeral system. Thats like saying that everyone now is dumb because we don't readily understand Sandskrit.

      Leto II and Ghanima are the only ones who eventually gain the memories of their ancestors. Thats why they would speak to each other in ancient Earth languages when they needed to converse privately.

  16. Re:Get some priorities people! by typical+geek · · Score: 1

    I'm not being investigated, what are you talking about?

  17. Re:Dune rock solid by jmauro · · Score: 1

    The miniseries was more off from the book than the movie. It started off so well and then just took a left turn somewhere near Fresno. Never really recovered.

  18. You can do the same thing with "The One" by xeeno · · Score: 1

    Bad Jet Li = Osama and Good Jet Li = the US Military.

    It's a frightening correlation - except the whole part about time travel. And the part with the two guys chasing the Bad Jet Li. In any event, it's clearly very suspicious.

    Most knowledgeable people are aware that Jet Li is from China, which is very close to the Middle East. And most Chinese food involves oil and vegetables, and everyone knows that the Middle East has oil and Muslims can't eat pork.

  19. Prague by Syberghost · · Score: 2

    Wow, it's great to see a project like this in a small town like Prague, Oklahoma!

  20. Spoilers by Plutor · · Score: 2

    It's good to see that Slashdot's efficiency of ruining endings has not fallen. Granted, many people may have read the books, but some have not. Anyone want to ruin the end of Cryptonomicon before I'm done?

    1. Re:Spoilers by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Turns out that Aragorn is Luke Skywalker's dad!

    2. Re:Spoilers by watchmaker1 · · Score: 1

      Yes. The ending to Cryptonomicon occurs about 90 pages after the book runs out of paper. Like all of Stephenson's books, he writes good prose and then ends the book by flipping a switch, leaving most of the questions unanswered.

    3. Re:Spoilers by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      (Topic? What topic?)

      Actually, I really liked the ending of Cryptonomicon. The last three pages move incredibly fast (in my hardcover ed.) have no dialogue, and in my head this translated into a sort of fugue, a lot like the ending of Apocalypse Now. Lots of cuts and dramatic music and bad lighting, especially the last couple of paragraphs.

      Then again, that may just be me.

    4. Re:Spoilers by rmgrotkierii · · Score: 0

      That gives him a chance to make more money of the sucke^H^H^H^H^Hreaders who read his novels. Hehe. I haven't read any of his novels btw. But I've noticed that with other authors (no i can't name any right now) do that to make sure you will read the sequels they mass-produ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hwrite. :) Or am I just plain cynical for my own good?

      --
      Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.
    5. Re:Spoilers by kindbud · · Score: 2

      Sure: there is no spoon.

      --
      Edith Keeler Must Die
    6. Re:Spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, everyone dies. And if you've never seen Titanic, the ship sinks. Now stop whining about spoilers, you pathetic twit. Caveat Lector. So maybe you should shield your virgin eyes.

    7. Re:Spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... but... the copyright issues with the people who did the cartoon doesn't include spoon!

  21. The only problem is ... by Paolomania · · Score: 1

    ... Sci-Fi won't be able to air the rest of the series beyond Children of Dune. CoD is where Dune stops being about knife fights and sandworms and starts being about superhumans and clones running around having kinky sex. God Emperor of Dune and Heretics of Dune will have to be aired on Skinemax. The segue comes when people start gaining superpowers by getting naked with proto-sandworms. That's about this " close to tenticle pr0n, if you ask me.

    1. Re:The only problem is ... by Nachtfalke · · Score: 1

      I guess I should continue reading Dune after all.

    2. Re:The only problem is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean by "people getting naked with proto-sandworms"? As far as I can remember, Leto II was the only one who merged with sandtrout to become the God Emperor and leave his "eternal dream" (semi-sentience) to all future sandworms.

  22. Oh Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Har Har Har.

    SHUT THE FUCK UP COCK-GOBBLER.

    Dumbass karma wh0re. You think you're cool? Or sexy? FUCK NO. I'm fucking your mom right now OH YEEESS UGH UGH

    Oh man, I'm coming on her - ahhhhhhhh
    Goddamn jackass.

    1. Re:Oh Yes by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Gee, No One, don't have the guts to post with your nick?

    2. Re:Oh Yes by No+One · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, what the fuck are you talking about?

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      There is no sin except stupidity -- Oscar Wilde
  23. What's up with Adequacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh?

  24. Dammit! by -martee · · Score: 0

    The sequel will continue the story of the Atreides family and recount the fall of Paul's empire, with the future resting in the hands of Paul's heirs, his twin children."
    And I just finished the first book. Thanks for spoiling it :-)

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    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Martee
  25. costumer's head on a pike by actionjoe · · Score: 1

    Just as long as they don't do the stupid hat thing again, I'm happy as a clam. Sardukar as evil pastry chefs, indeed!

    1. Re:costumer's head on a pike by odaiwai · · Score: 2

      That's why they're such vicious fighters. You wear a stupid hat like that, you'd kick the crap out of anything that moved as well.

      dave

  26. or consider Star Wars... by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

    taliban in toyotas = rebels in landspeeders
    bin laden = ben kenobi
    fundamentalism = the force
    F22 = TIE fighter
    aircraft carrier = star destroyer
    WTC = death star
    suicidal pilots = luke skywalker
    predator UAV = imperial probe droid
    terrorists sneaking through airports = "these are not the droids you're looking for"
    america strikes back = the empire strikes back

    i don't think terrorists are heroes - i live in manhattan for christ's sake - but the parallels are scary.

  27. Slashdot Gives Green Light to Complain About Dune by mttlg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You just know everyone is going to use this for a "The Movie Sucked!" vs. "The miniseries sucked!" flamefest. Let's just hope these people don't organize into rival houses and fight for control of the world's supply of Dune criticism...

    (My take on the whole thing as someone who hasn't gotten around to reading the books (which are sitting with the rest of the classic sci-fi books I haven't read yet) is that things in the movie make more sense after watching the miniseries, and that the miniseries has more emotional depth than the movie. And despite its constant darkness, the movie seems rather upbeat, to the point of silly humor at times, not even counting the screwed up ending. I found the miniseries to be much more subtle, and that made it preferable to the movie for me.)

  28. But the really big question is... by imrdkl · · Score: 1

    Who will play Alia, and what will her knife look like.

  29. Mangling The Story by ixo111 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hopefully they won't mangle the story as badly
    as they did the first time. Am I the only one
    that would like to see producers / screenwriters /
    directors *stop* inserting their creative fancies
    in to classic works such as Dune or LOTR? ..

    And, if anyone out there for the SciFi channel
    is reading - please - don't dress the mentats
    up as a bishop from a five and dime chess set ..
    they really deserve a little more than that,
    I think. Tho both attempts at making a movie
    from the book (the DeLaurentis and the recent
    SciFi) took quite a few liberties with the story,
    I think the DeLaurentis productions costume work
    was excellent. The SciFi production looked like
    nothing so much as a third grader's costume
    party.

    Blah .. and now they're going to mangle LOTR.

    Blah

    Blah

    Blah

    1. Re:Mangling The Story by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Haven't read any LOTR spoilers, so, what are they screwing up?

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    2. Re:Mangling The Story by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Arwen.

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      Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
    3. Re:Mangling The Story by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. I did hear about this, and did weep.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    4. Re:Mangling The Story by ixo111 · · Score: 1

      I've tried to stay away from seeing too much,
      but I'm hearing that they've "expanded" the role of Arwen Evenstar (Liv Tyler) .. And one of the
      commercials seems to show her drawing a sword. There is only one place in the books that I'm aware of where she is even remotely connected with a sword, and it wasn't a combat situation (yes, i'm a big tolkien geek, sue me ;) .. I'd love to see a Very faithful rendition, and not one changed to fit the pay-for-name headliner actress of the day. Silliness .. just silliness.

  30. What about after Children of Dune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will the last three Frank Herbert books be squeezed into a miniseries so that they will have a trilogy?Since I don't know any of the later story could someone tell me if that's possible?Regardless I think this is great.

    1. Re:What about after Children of Dune? by Hector73 · · Score: 1

      Will the last three Frank Herbert books be squeezed into a miniseries so that they will have a trilogy?

      Not likely. Books 5 and 6 are in the way off future (like thousands of years). They would need to be a seperate series on their own with an entirely new cast.

      For what its worth, in my opinion (-- just an opinion), books 5 & 6 are complete rubbish.

    2. Re:What about after Children of Dune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for Duncan Idaho!

    3. Re:What about after Children of Dune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Miles Teg. And Darwi Odrade. And Murbella.

  31. Re:the Turd Report 12/03/2001 (In French) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mon aeroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.

  32. Moby Dick by jabber01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bwaaahaahaa!!!

    And of course Moby Dick is really a metaphorical foretelling of Operation Eternal Snipe-Hunt, where the Whale symbolizes Al Qaeda, Captain Ahab is obviously G.W. Bush and his cabinet. The loss of Ahab's leg is the destruction of the Twin Towers, and the Maori warrior is allegorical of the 'Global Coalition' bent on destroying the White Whale.. Arrgh! Matey!!

    Then there's the crew, all of whom have different motivations for setting out on the hunt, and whose resolve waivers and falters at different times during the crusade..

    Also, Moby Dick is a cautionary tale that the US government should reread, seeing as blindly following a demented leader is sure to kill everyone except the commentator, Ishmael..

    Ishmael, Israel, what's the difference? It is clear that the US is doomed to failure in this enterprise, and Israel will rise out of the ashes of the Middle East - and we are beginning to see this happen as we speak..

    Well, but what about the anthrax, you ask.. I'm glad you asked.. The appropriate parallel on the high seas is scurvy.. Yes, the lack of vitamin C which causes one's teeth to fall out is an appropriate symbol for the anthrax scare which has driven the US Government out of it's very offices, rendering the law making process virtually toothless..

    Damn!! I'm on a roll!! My English Lit teacher would be so proud.. I should post this to www.adequacy.org.. They'd like it there. ;)

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    1. Re:Moby Dick by bani · · Score: 2

      "rendering the law making process virtually toothless.."

      Eh? Doesn't seem to have prevented them from hurriedly ramming through some very broad, powerful, sweeping legislation that they'd never have been able to pass during peacetime.

      If anything, it seems to have greased the wheels!

    2. Re:Moby Dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, a scurvied crew put up little resistance to Ahab's fanatic pursuit of the whale, right?

      Same thing.

    3. Re:Moby Dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait! Ishmael is the gorilla in Daniel Quinn's "Ishmael". He's the one telling the story of how we got here and how we need to be on a different path. He retires to the jungles of Africa, which brings us full circle in the story of evolution.

  33. Re:the Turd Report 12/03/2001 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fascinating results... thanks for prioritizing this request. The boys here in the lab will immediately begin entering this data into our database to improve our cheese-doodle digestion simulation software.

  34. I hope Jon Kaatz will visit the set! by +junis_al_barek_ash_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sci-Fi has agreed to shoot some scenes in my bombed village. I send e-mail to studio and they green light the project!!!! Internet is Great! visit http://www.kabulhalud.com for more information! Junis

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  35. I've got to protect my IP on "Green Light" by Green+Light · · Score: 0, Troll

    Our friends at the Sci Fi Channel have given the Green Light to begin production of Children of Dune.

    I've got to protect my good name, so I replaced the erroneous link for "Green Light" that was given in the story. My copy (above) gives the real scoop!

    --
    "Send an Instant Karma to me" - Yes
  36. Re:Spoilers - Cryptonomicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sure:
    After 917 pages of drivel including ~3 pages devoted to the "proper" way to consume a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal - Randy et.al get the gold that's buried in the mountain, by shoving in a bunch of fuel, and blowing the whole thing up.

    Whoopee. For a book with 3 great subjects: Computers+WWII+Secret Spy Stuff, Cryptonomicon sucked ass out loud.

  37. Re:Slashdot Gives Green Light to Complain About Du by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about "The whole fucking Dune franchise" is crap. All decent human beings can agree on that.

  38. The Movie by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I read the book, in the week prior to the movie coming out (what, 1985?) and was stunned at how incomprehensible the film was. Ok, it's really an epic tale told in probably 120 min. or so of film and like the recent Harry Potter and the Sorcer's Stone, much was left out or the film would have been 8 hours, if not longer. Sacrifices have to be made, but I'll probably never alot another couple hours of my life to see Dune the movie again.

    Now, if anyone is interested in seeing a really fun film, go find Amelie. Also, film noir with some chuckles, Novocaine (w/Steve Martin) Both worth seeing a second time. Hopefully LOTR will not disappoint, after all the hype.

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:The Movie by wavydavy · · Score: 0

      About 2-3 hours of the Dune movie were cut. I heard Lynch himself hated it.

      People who read the book generally like the movie. People who didn't, hate it. The monologue by Princess Irulann at the beginning is crucial.

      The 2nd and 3rd books in the series were MUCH better than the first but they really need to do the internal dialogue, as well as close-ups on the body language. If they can get that right, they'll make filming history.

      Dave, http://www.deep-trance.com

  39. score 4? give me a friggin break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if that is insight then
    , well, then slashdot is pathetic.

    ps. that was a good series, you are just a clueless luser who doesnt know how
    to watch tv. lol.

  40. guess slashdot have to get a fucking brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUCK THE MOTHERFUCkING MATRIX
    JOHN WOO IS AN INFANTILE MORON
    you are morons for caring about kung fu movies.
    you are absolute twist for caring about the matrix.

    go get a fucking brain you clueless brainwashed morons.

  41. hollywood has never had any balls. except once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'a gentlemans agreement'. most people fought it being made.
    the people who made it got all the academy awards though.
    ps it was about anti-jewism in america. hmhmhm

    but let me tell you what, if you have seen even one movie by
    lena wertmuller, a european woman director, oh my god.
    she has more balls in her little pinky than i have seen in 15 years of watching american movies.
    go see 'love and anarchy' or 'seven beauties'. jesus christ,
    a few minutes of her movies will blow you away and you will never forget it,
    forever imprinted on your soul. .. well it happened to me anyways.
    she has balls.
    IFC has balls for showing her movies,
    independent film has balls.

    hollywood has balls, but only to make money
    and tell everything else in life 'fuck you'.
    i suppose that takes a certain sort of balls,
    or is it a certain sort of cowardice?

    1. Re:hollywood has never had any balls. except once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      lena wertmuller, a european woman director, oh my god. she has more balls in her little pinky
      I'd actually pay to see a movie about that.
  42. Re:Spoilers - Cryptonomicon by Seeth42 · · Score: 1

    How did you manage to remove your crack pipe long enough to read the book?

    I thought it was a great book (it's about the journey, not the ending!).

    Besides, there are a lot of "classics" that end just as quick and just as flat (for an example, read "War & Peace" or just about any other book by Tolstoy. It's a typical scenerio: great story - flat ending.

    Quit whining and go back to your X-men comics.

  43. Some books should stay books by silversurf · · Score: 1

    There are some books that make wonderful movies, there are others that just...well...they don't make good movies for one reason or the other.

    Dune had alot of potential. Lynch and his crew could have been the right fit, then again it proved otherwise didn't it? However I just can't see how a lower budget that TV requires can possibly do justice to this series. Dune is best left on pages, not on the screen.

    The story is so inner-focused and delves quite deeply in to socialoligical, political, and religious subjects that a resonable length film version just hurts the story that was built in the minds eye by reading the book. The film maker has to cut corners somewhere, and has to make comprimises. Not everything can translate to screen from the page. Inner-dialog seems to be one of the hardest (judging by Hollywood's track record) and this is the backbone of the Dune books.

    Sci-Fi channel will have to make this movie accesible to everyone, those who've read the story and those who haven't. I personally don't think they pulled off Dune that well and, although Children is more filmable than other books, I just see it being too much of a stretch to get done in a resonable amount of time and still keep the story intact, plus deliver a vivid and memorable visual experience that both the experienced reader of Dune series and the unitiated can appreciate.

    Both Harry Potter (although not even the same league of course) and LoTR I think suffer (and will suffer) the same problem; legions of fans who have a distinct personal attachment to and "vision" of what the characters, scenery and meanings of various points and dialog are who come away from the screen version of the story dissapointed or not satisfied because of the limits that film imposes on certain stories.

    I personally would love to have a big-budget Dune made again, especially using todays modern effects capabilities. I don't want it just for the effects, but Herbert's characters and his backdrops demand it. Not even considering the cinematic, plot and overall problems delivering a coherent story on screen, I'm afraid that the TV version can't deliver this how it should be done because they can't possibly justify spending the money to do the effects right. They just don't make enough off the advertising and product sales (DVD, etc.).

    My humble $0.02 on the matter,

    -s

  44. Not conjecture at all : by Gaijin42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, there are some extensive interviews with Herbert saying that water is oil.

    Exceprt from "When I was writing dune" can be found in the front of the paperback copy of Heretics of dune.


    ...there was no room in my mind for cencerns about the book's sucess of failure. I was concerned only with the writing. Six years of research had preceded the day I sat down to put the story together, and the interweaving of the many plot layers I had planned required a degree of concentration I had never before exprienced.

    It was to be a story exploring the myth of the Messiah.

    It was to produce another view of a human-occupied planet as an energy machine.

    It was to penetrate the interlocked workings of politics and economincs.

    It was to be an examination of absolute prediction and its pitfalls.

    It was to have an awareness drug in it and tell what could happen through dependence on such a substance.

    Potable water was to be an analog for oil and for water iteself, a substance whose supply diminishes each day

    It was to be an ecological novel then, with many overtones, as well as a story about people and their human concerns with human values, and I had to monitor each of thes elevels at every stage in the book


    But the islam stuff doesnt stop there. The Telaxiu are Islamic, as can be seen in the later books.

  45. "Dune" the Movie was on last night. by SparkyUK · · Score: 1

    Having recently read Dune it was all I could do to stop myself screaming at the screen.

    This wasn't just a few nips and tucks for the film version it was butchery. From the top of my head :

    • Paul's eyes kept switching between blue and brown from scene to scene.
    • While I'm whinging about continuity it seems that living in the desert for years hadn't made Paul any older or dirtier for that matter.
    • As another poster noted, There are no weirding modules in Dune (the book at least).
    • Baron Harkonnen swallowed by a worm, when did that happen in the book?
    • Alia and Jessica's bleeding when Paul took the water of life..what was that about?
    • The political-history and the Bene Gesserit's role in it so cut down that it made nearly no sense.
    • Raining at the end of the film. I know they needed a trimphant end but this was too much.

    I think I'll stick to the books thanks all the same.

    1. Re:"Dune" the Movie was on last night. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Download the SciFi miniseries from Kazaa, its _much_ better.

    2. Re:"Dune" the Movie was on last night. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      What you saw was the Lynch version + additional scenes. The lack of blue on blue eyes between scenes is because they weren't colored in. Those scenes were deleted from the theatrical release.

      As for the other things *shrug* IMHO Lynch's version was amazing.

    3. Re:"Dune" the Movie was on last night. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch the SciFi version and then you'll be wishing you could watch the movie version again. The SciFi version sucked a big floppy donkey dick.

    4. Re:"Dune" the Movie was on last night. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a long-time fan of Frank Herbert and read the complete dune series while quite young. After seeing the movie (which I forced myself to sit through) I went and re-read the entire series.

      I was glad - The book was as good as I remembered.

      Great books such as Dune should stay where they were written - they don't belong on the screen!

      I will also never watch another Dune file, miniseries and have never seen any adaptation fo 'Te Hobbit' nor will I bother with 'Lord of the Rings'. My own imagination is filled with images from the pages I read and carries much more mystery and wonder than the screen could provide. I won't let Hollywood steal those images from me!

    5. Re:"Dune" the Movie was on last night. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you mean amazingly stupid, then I agree.

  46. a truly inspired troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you know my brother was like
    GODDAMNIT THERE ARE NO WEIRDING MODULES IN THE BOOK
    to me.

    and someone else on slashdot was like that.
    so im like, ok, there you go. sci fi is allright,
    bad-ass series. way to go.

    now here you are, troll of trolls, the jesus christ of trolls,
    crucified by the moderators, until ,,, until....

    UNTIL YOU SOLD OUT.
    look at yourself, god, man, you are troll on the surface,
    you generate response, and hits, and banner ads, but what?
    what is the soul of the true troll? it is to fuck
    shit up, to spite the power of the evil cmdrtaco
    and his empire of moderato-fascists bent on destroying
    all dissent to the linux monopoly with their doublespeak
    and their total disregard for peoples ideas and feelings
    that contradict their own. the troll, like a shining
    fist through the solar plexis of fascism, shoots
    bejeweld into the cosmos of despair, hatred, and ignorance,
    drawing a path for the children to keep from having
    to kill themselves out of disdain for the hypocrisy of their
    parents.

    1. Re:a truly inspired troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is great. Have you considered composing some background music and selling MP3s of it?

  47. How to make this a hit by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's a formula for success that hasn't (to my knowledge) really been tried yet, so here goes:

    Change Nothing.

    It's really just that simple. Who is the target audience? People who watch the Sci-Fi channel...or to put it more simply, Us Geeks. And we're sticklers for detail. Don't believe me? Go to a sci-fi con sometime and ask anyone there who Nomad is. You will have your ears talked straight off.

    I really wanted the miniseries to make up for the movie. I really did. But as I sat there watching it I couldn't help but say over and over, "Well that's wrong. So's that. She shouldn't be there. Those aren't supposed to look like that. He shouldn't be here yet." And so on.

    Other bits were pleasing, and an improvement over the movie. Hearing the water sellers cry in the city was a nice touch. Cloaks over the stillsuits. Fremen popping up from the sand to fight. Details like that are exactly what we're looking for.

    So my advice is this...if you're short on time, omit something if you must. That's entirely understandable. But don't change anything! Omissions are far easier to ignore. Having Irulan seduce Feyd was inexcusable.

    If I were to take a picture of the Mona Lisa and crop it a bit to fit on my web page, everyone would still be able to tell it was the Mona Lisa. If I put her in a bikini top, give her a moustache and make the background Coney Island....well, it's no longer the Mona Lisa, right?

    Please, if anyone at Sci-Fi is reading this...show this series the same respect you'd show any other work of art. Mr. Herbert wrote everything in a particular way to express a story he had in mind - you cannot improve upon it. All you can do is change it, and it's his story that we are fans of. So read the books carefully, and please don't paint another moustache on Dune.

    --
    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
    1. Re:How to make this a hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If I were to take a picture of the Mona Lisa and crop it a bit to fit on my web page, everyone would still be able to tell it was the Mona Lisa. If I put her in a bikini top, give her a moustache and make the background Coney Island....well, it's no longer the Mona Lisa, right?
      Right, then it would be a picture of your mother at work.
    2. Re:How to make this a hit by mr_stark · · Score: 1

      Change nonthing

      Can't be done. Your comparing *your* interpritation of the book against filmakers. Ofcourse there are going to be differences. Books and films are _different media_.

      Having Irulan seduce Feyd was inexcusable.

      Go watch the R2 (DVD) release there is some re-editing and Irulan _doesn't_ sleep with Feyd.

      --
      I can't think of anything witty right now
  48. Dune Prequels by oddsheep · · Score: 1

    Anybody aware if Sci Fi channel has taken any options on filming Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson's Dune prequel trilogy?

    Having read the first two, although markedly inferior to Frank Herbert's original works, they do strike me as much easier to translate into film than the rest of the original series. Plenty of moments where you can say 'So _that's_ why x hates y! and went on to give birth to z'

    1. Re:Dune Prequels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Plenty of moments where you can say 'So _that's_ why x hates y! and went on to give birth to z'
      Great! I haven't read those yet. Thanks for ruining that for me.
  49. Re:Spoilers/Dammit! by kclick · · Score: 1

    To all those who think that a short summary of the series can spoil it: You clearly have not read the series. It is not the WHAT, but the HOW and WHY. What makes the Dune series possibly the very best series of books of all time is what Frank Herbert has to say about humans, religion, government, fanaticism, emperialism and other things that constitute our existence. No film or mini series adaptation has yet touched on these aspects of his writing because it is truly after the first book that he expounds upon them. The Lynch film did the book a fair turn, but cut out much of the story, so ended up confusing to those who had not read the story. The mini-series took serious liberties with the storyline, but covered more territory. No substitute for the books, people. _K

  50. why is sex bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nothing wrong with sex. nothing
    wrong with sex with a persons mom.
    unless you are raping her.
    then you are a fat fucking piece of trailer scum and need to
    let the mom have a say in what oughta be done to you.

    so basically, youre either saying 'im having consensual sex with your mom' , which isnt bad, i mean shit.
    unless its some kind of adultery, but what if the dad is polgyamous?
    then so what? what if they are reverse mormons?

    but like on the other hand you might be saying
    'im raping your mom'. now that is some seriously fucked up shit
    and you ned to take a good long fucking look at what your
    stupid ass is saying. dumbshit.

  51. Aw, man! by pressman · · Score: 1

    I was SO disappointed with their last stab at Dune. It was like watching really bad theater. I was half expecting Paul and Chani to burst into song at certain points.

    Granted, the Sci-fi cahnnel's version was better than David Lynch, but that's hardly high praise.

    --
    Pooty tweet
  52. Weirdling Modules? by Christopher+B.+Brown · · Score: 2
    If they do anything right about it, it would involve them presenting The Weirdling Way, which would be rather a lot more like some martial art than anything else.

    The "deus ex machina" of the Duniverse was spice, with some dosing of mental sciences like the Mentats and such.

    The thing that struck me as being the real plague of the "Plague of the Dune" spinoffs was that they were so hot on throwing in bits of, well, late 20th century technology.

    The Butlerian Jihad was all about utterly rejecting the use of computers and artificial forms of intelligence. That is not the sort of environment in which it makes sense for people to get excited about the Galaxy Wide Web :-).

    Frankly, one of the neat things about Dune was the notion of the people systematically rejecting things like computers. You have to think a little bit to come up with the sorts of alternative sorts of technologies that come out of people refusing to think down those paths...

    --
    If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
  53. Visuals! by dbc001 · · Score: 1

    The new mini-series was incredibly ugly! While there were a lot of pretty colors, I think most people would agree that the books dont evoke images with pretty colors. Also, there was absolutely no style to the miniseries. The look they achieved was "incoherent, silly, sci-fi cliche". I hope they will put more money into visuals & fx.

    Also, the acting was pathetic. Especially compared to the Lynch movie. But the fact that the miniseries was still enjoyable, even with shite acting and visuals, speaks volumes about the quality of the original story.

    -dbc

  54. Characters in the Lynch "Debacle" by Christopher+B.+Brown · · Score: 2
    Actually, I thought most of the characters were quite well chosen, with Baron Harkonnen being the one possible counterexample.

    They may have been very weak on getting the story right, but the appearances of the characters still strike me as quite wonderful.

    --
    If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
    1. Re:Characters in the Lynch "Debacle" by yellowjacket03 · · Score: 1

      Maybe I wasn't clear enough. I don't have a big problem with the casting of the original motion picture(in fact, some of the casting was great). I meant that as a whole, the movie wasn't very faithful to the book, hence the "debacle"(it's actually not THAT bad of a movie, just so disappointing when compared to the book). I thought the costume design and scenery were the best parts of the movie. For example, the stillsuit is much cooler in the original.

    2. Re:Characters in the Lynch "Debacle" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, my problem with the mini series was that I didn't think that William Hurt played a very strong duke Leto. He seemed too subdued. On the the other hand, I think the casting was good overall, though who could possibly live up to Patrick Stewart

  55. Re: you pathetic flaming twig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'subtle'? whered you learn that, college?
    fucking sissy. go back to princeton you moron.

    "oooh it was SO EMOTIONAL" "OOOOH"
    well screw you buddy. real men like three things:
    sex, steak, and death.

    the first movie had lots of all of that.

    the fucking miniseries was a bunch of female
    bullshit. in fact, me and my buddies decided to
    all become homosexuals after watching it.
    not pansy sissy homosexuals such as yourself, but rather
    hardcore greek-warrior homosexuals like socrates,
    alexander the great, sparta, that type of thing.

    i believe the lesbians call it 'butch'.
    now, if i ever met your pathetic fairy ass on the street,
    me and my butch buddies are gonna pound your
    dune-miniseries-loving ass back into the goddan
    pastry kitchen where your sardaukar came from, as
    another manly-man poster referenced above.

    i banish you from slashdot, and from all talk of dune,
    you and all other miniseries worshipping candy asses.
    the real dune is david lynch, full of homoerotic
    overtones, giant worms, manly men in the desert, and
    no goddamn sissification dream sequence meditation
    negotiation bullshit!

  56. skarew you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thats because all lynch knows is looks. he is a brainless
    fart wad. look at that movies, i mean come on.

    the miniseries was all about the inner self, something
    which you only touch via the medium of vaseline.
    you really need to get a life.

  57. Re:The Movie - Different Version by oddsheep · · Score: 1

    I think there were about 4 different version of the 1985 effort (original, directors, tv etc.), one of which, special weighed in around the 4 hour mark. Still couldn't cover a story that rich though.

  58. You guys are missing the point... by gvonk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why are you all calling it a scooter? I'd say that's a bit of an understatement.

    I think all the people who are saying "electric scooter, big whoop. $3,000, yeah right" are slightly missing the point. Yeah, it's kind of wimpy for the price tag. Yeah, it's kind of expensive, and it's questionable who would want to use it.

    But this is just the first model. It's more sort of a proof of concept--a demonstration that the scooter can work, and looks as neat as all get-out in motion. As time goes on, the performance will improve and the price will fall.

    Look at the Palm (Pilot). The first model was, what, 128K? With no backlight, no infra-red, or anything? And how high was the price tag? And now the Visor Deluxe, which was at one time the wet dream of anybody who even looked at a Palm, is only $130 brand new.

    Look at the DVD player. The original models were expensive enough, the first bunch of discs were glitchy enough, that a lot of people scoffed and made snide remarks. But the DVD went on to become the fastest-adopted new consumer technology ever.

    So here we have a relatively slow, electric-powered self-stabilizing scooter, for $3,000. Are very many of us going to buy it? Do very many of us have the money to sink into that sort of gee-gaw? No and no. I know I'm not going to be spending three grand on something like that myself, either. Nor would I be likely to spend two grand, or even one grand for that matter.

    --


    El Karma: excelente(principalmente la suma de moderación hecha a los comentarios de los usuarios)
    1. Re:You guys are missing the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What in the holy hell are you talking about? Try to pay attention to what story you're commenting, okay? I'd hate to think you were capable of navigating TO /. but then you immediately developed some form of retardation when trying to navigate WITHIN /.

      First you point, then you click. Now for a quick quiz: After you point, you _____. Fill in the blank.

    2. Re:You guys are missing the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! trolling is easier than they told me!

  59. Re:Slashdot Gives Green Light to Complain About Du by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's just hope these people don't organize into rival houses and fight for control of the world's supply of Dune criticism...

    If you oppose us Bene Hackeritt, we will cut off your supply of bandwidth, which, as you know, is needed by all Kernel Gurus to forsee the future of Linux.

  60. Re: No weirding, and no Eyes of Ibad by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

    I think that's what the previous poster meant about getting the design of the Weirding modules right. Not having them would make them right.

    For that matter, I hope that they get the Eyes of Ibad right. I sort of always thought that "deep blue whites and pupils" meant something other than "light blue pupils."
    The characters would look a LOT different if you couldn't see their pupils. It would do more to convince everyone that all of the Fremen are addicts of a very dangerous drug.

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  61. More Dune crap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Wasn't the first batch bad enough? This must be the most wildly overrated piece of crap ever produced in the sci-fi genre.

  62. and china touches afghanistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and apple computer hardware is made in china.
    so basically, what youve got here,
    is a global worldwide conspiracy for
    the sci-fi fuckheads to make money
    by selling the dead carcasses of the
    victims of the sep11 attacks. why do you think
    they pulled all the network cameras out of the
    area? why do you think we dont hear anything
    about the bodies being recovered?
    sci-fi is fucking selling them on ebay, and
    you know what else?
    sci-fi is going to use those body parts as props
    in dune! its horrible! i also heard aliens
    are coming to visit earth, and sci-fi is using
    'dune' as some way to get in good with the aliens.

  63. Re:Spoilers - Cryptonomicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "proper" way to consume a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal was a funny look into a geeky mind.

    Cryptonomicon was a long book but was great all the way through, and didn't even suffer from the "truncate book here" type ending nearly as badly as Stephenson's other work.

    I'm guessing you're still bitter that too much Cap'n Crunch destroyed your attention span as a child. ;-)

  64. Re: No weirding, and no Eyes of Ibad by lazarius · · Score: 1

    For that matter, I hope that they get the Eyes of Ibad right. I sort of always thought that "deep blue whites and pupils" meant something other than "light blue pupils."

    They didn't even get it right on the t.v. miniseries of Dune a while back (on Space Channel for those of us in Canada)... dark blue on the front of the eye (glowing too!), but when their heads were turned (we see a different angle of the eye), the eyes were basically white.

    The t.v. series was apparently better than the film (which I haven't seen yet, but my father insists that it is so). Unfotrunately, I don't remember much about the book anymore... I'd love to compare both to the book (in the way that I believe that the Starship Troopers movie should have gotten the super-armour right...)

    MIKE

    --
    Beware the JabberOrk.
  65. reality... by KunstCleaver · · Score: 1

    10000 years in the desert and they don't eve have a tan?
    when is herbert and everyone since finally going to realize, the fremen are BLACK.

    --
    "The direction controls are the same in Nethack as they are in vi." "Yeah, I hardly ever die in vi anymore."
    1. Re:reality... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Just like all Arabs (on Earth) are black.

    2. Re:reality... by msm1th · · Score: 1

      when is herbert and everyone since finally going to realize

      Sorry to inform you, but Herbert's dead. So probably never.

    3. Re:reality... by odaiwai · · Score: 2

      Most Arabs aren't black, even though they nominally live in desert areas. This is because of cunning devices known as clothes, which cover up the bits you don't want burned by the sun. Fremen are desert living Muslims, i.e. Arabs.

      Also, the Fremen traditionally move at night and live in caves.

      dave

    4. Re:reality... by Astral+Jung · · Score: 1

      >when is herbert and everyone since finally going to realize, the fremen are BLACK.

      Quoth Jay: "I don't buy it."

      --
      "What's so random about flipping a coin? Ever heard of the I Ching?"
  66. Re:the Turd Report 12/03/2001 (In French) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure hope this new TV movie gives us a little more detail on the weirding modules mentioned throughout the books. It was really my favourite part.

  67. Which children? by Ribbit · · Score: 1

    > ...and recount the fall of Paul's empire, with the
    > future resting in the hands of Paul's heirs, his
    > twin children.

    Strange that no-one seems to have mentioned this yet, but Leto II got killed at the end of the mini-series, and he didn't have a sister. (Of course, in the books they didn't have children at all until Messiah.) Let's see how the producers wriggle out of this one...

    1. Re:Which children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not true. Paul's first son DID die in a raid on the south palmaries. Maybe you should re-read the book.

    2. Re:Which children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leto II (The SECOND Leto II) does indeed have a twin sister.

      Leia Orga^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H (sorry, pathetic joke) was actually Gianama (Spoil of War)

    3. Re:Which children? by hereticmessiah · · Score: 1

      Try reading Dune Messiah. In that, Chani gave birth to two children: a daughter, Ghanima, and another son, also called Leto.

      --
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    4. Re:Which children? by Ribbit · · Score: 1

      I've read Dune Messiah (and the rest of the series, except the prequels). I'd completely forgotten about the son Paul had in the first book, so I'd figured that the son in the mini-series was the son from Messiah, and the result of yet another book-to-TV butchering. (And can you blame me?)

      Maybe this means I should go back and read the Dune books again. And I was about to start on the Discworld series...

    5. Re:Which children? by hereticmessiah · · Score: 1

      I'm trundling through Children of Dune currently myself. Did the SciFi channel make a Dune Messiah mini-series? I just can't get the thought off of a naked teenage Alia exercising. What can I say, I'm letch ;-)

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      I don't like trolls and mod against me if you like, but I'd prefer if you'd reply.
  68. Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lynch films.

    "We've got to take artistic liberties, of course, but we'll at least try to keep most of the dialogue the same."

    Sci-Fi.

    "We're Sci-Fi, we can rewrite anything however we want it!"

    My favorite thing about Sci-Fi is how they keep picking up old shows from other stations and labelling them "A Sci-Fi Original".

    Har.

  69. support sci fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    as slashdot readers, we need to support sci-fi, because they essentially cater to US. Of course, who knows who they're owned by. Sure would be tite if they were some crazy spinoff group that, because of their stronghold on sci-fi programming, don't have to listen to the likes of AOL Time-Warner and whomever else. Of course, it's just specualtions. But to the sci-fi techies and crew; We at Slashdot salute you!

    1. Re:support sci fi by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      Why should "we" support bad sci-fi shows?

      Support good shows, yes.

      Support a show simply because it's sci-fi or Sci-Fi Channel? No.

      I'll watch this Dune mini-series, but after the last one, Sci-Fi Channel has a lot of work to do.

      They got some things right, a lot of things wrong. Hopefully it only gets better from here on.

  70. Re:Dune rock solid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may boggle your ST:TNG-saturated brain to learn that Patrick Stewart is actually a very accomplished actor of stage and screen. See, a long time before Gene Roddenberry was ever born (yes people DID live before him) there was this guy called Bill Shakespeare. Patrick Stewart has done a lot of Shakespeare on stage, and the majority of his career was NOT spent playing Captain Picard. If you had anything resembling an attention span, you wouldn't have come upon this mental contradiction of yours. Now go bask in the glow of the TV again, because you seem to be going through withdrawl symptoms.

  71. Back then? by Pope · · Score: 1

    Know now that it is the year 10,191...

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    1. Re:Back then? by imrdkl · · Score: 1

      Ah, so all the dates are based on AD, then. Good. I always wondered about that.

    2. Re:Back then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There actually based on the years passed since the ban on computers (BG)... if you could figure out the year of the Butlerian Jihad, then you could do it, its that year plus about 11000... and of course the Dune series itself takes 5000 years...

    3. Re:Back then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they aren't. Its 10,191 A.G. (After Guild). The Guild was formed around 14,000 C.E. (or A.D. for you religious types). If you accomodated it to our calendar system, it'd be closer to the year 25,000 C.E.

  72. Re:Slashdot Gives Green Light to Complain About Du by ndogg · · Score: 1

    Let me sum it up for you:
    The movie's better!
    No, the miniseries!
    No, the movie!
    I like swords.

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  73. How about this time... by bani · · Score: 2

    ... they hire actors who can act?!?!

    I mean, in the scifi channel remake, everyone's acting was flatter than a pancake. That and the cheap-ass sets were the two most distracting points of the scifi channel remake.

    Kyle MacLachlan (Paul, Lynch) had more talent in his left pinky than Alec Newman (Paul, Scifi) And what the heck was up with William Hurt (Duke Leto, Scifi)? Normally a fine actor, in the remake it was like he was on prozac the whole time! Jurgen Prochnow (Duke Leto, Lynch) might have been somewhat oddly cast for the Lynch production, but at least he had emotions!

    Come on guys, be a little daring this time, try some location shots. Dont be weenies and do everything on stage sets.

    1. Re:How about this time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the Dune Mini-Series on DVD, and if you watch some of the extra features, like the 'making of..' documentary, you find out that they had no money to do location shots in places like northern Africa. Besides, they were afraid that what happened to George and Episode I would happen to them. (They had a sudden, and significant storm pass over the set, they had to basically re-build the entire set partway through filming. It added litterally hundreds of thousands to the bottom line, something the SciFi production would never have been able to afford).

      Besides, I think that, though the backgrounds were a little obvious at times, it didn't take much away from the mini-series. Unless of course you watch TV for it's incredible and expensive special effects...

  74. Please just enjoy the movies. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1


    I know that people say this a thousand times, but the movie/book barrier is something that is always going to be argued by book people until the world ends.

    You don't compare ballet with painting, do you? Its hard to do. So we argue the one similarity with books and movies, plot points. If I wrote a bestselling science fiction book and a winning movie about the same thing, you would notice that I would gloss over and pass through things that I talked extensively about in the book.

    Matter of fact, I might even leave out characters that are too complex. All of those changes are necessary. Absolutely necessary to make it possible to make art of a movie. Just like backstory and depth is the art of the book.

    Books and movies are both art.

    I actually love the David Lynch movie because of the art it represents. I like the miniseries because it shows the lonliness of Paul on his quest to change the world. They both have strengths. I own the David Lynch movie. I don't have the miniseries... the spouse had a fit at the store.

    A book is a book. They are a different medium than movies. Keep that in mind. I want to see more Dune anything.

  75. I watched the David Lynch version last night by ColGraff · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And I finally noticed - really noticed - the line "He who can destroy a thing controls is." With that, and the references to the Empire crumbling without spice, it finally penetrated my thick skull that maybe there was a symbolic level of the Dune novels. Hmm...desert...strange substance on which universe depends...religious fanatacism...holy wars...might the novels have been metaphors for the middle east?

    I freely admit it, I'm an idiot.

    One more note: I gotta say, it was creepy as hell watching the Fremen chant "Jihad!" and "Muad'dib". I think a previous poster was right - Dune will mean different things to different generations. I certainly look at it in a different way after 9/11.

    It's still the Best SF Universe Ever, of course.

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  76. Where is the European Cut? by Donut · · Score: 1

    What I want to know is:

    Where is the rumored European cut of the miniseries with the naked Chani?

  77. Casting... by wbattestilli · · Score: 1

    I was a bit dissipointed with the SciFi version when they cast Jessica and Paul to look about the same age, but I understand their wanting to put attractive young actors into the main roles...

    Are they going to cast the twins as two hot 20 year olds that are supposed to be 8? That would suck. Maybe with Duncan and Alia they can reach their sex quota, but will they be able to resist temtation and actually cast young children into two of the main rolls?

  78. Here's one... (and a question) by Kommet · · Score: 1
    Did I miss something critical because I was REALLY busy getting ready for a product release and only reading Cryptonomicon at night? I could swear that Enoch Root died in Sweden. Flip foreward 100 pages and he's merrily talking to Randy and/or conspiring to get into Golgotha, both taking place AFTER his death.

    Did I miss something VITAL or is Stephenson on the crack pipe again?

    Otherwise it was a pretty good book. Except for Andrew Loeb suddenly becoming the raving, slinking villain out of nowhere (WTF?). Except for the ending I saw coming. Except for...

    1. Re:Here's one... (and a question) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you missed something. After Enoch Root "dies", somebody comes out of the building entirely covered in a blanket. "Blanket Man" gets into the back of a car and is driven away.

      I didn't catch this my first time through either, but the second time through I was paying more attantion to try and answer just this same question.

  79. should we stop using the word WAR or CRUSADE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having read dune in middle school(22years ago)
    and 3 times again since, I was thinking about
    the Jihad reference the 2nd week after 0911.
    (took me that long to reassess everything else).

    But I keep hearing the following phrases:

    "In these uncertain times.."
    "In these trying times.."
    "This will have to be reassessed.."
    "That will have to be reassessed.."

    We can just start rewriting all of our literature and media so that it doesn't
    incite or offend. Jihad in Dune is
    supposed to represent something horrible
    on a galactic scale. Just because some
    bastards attack us an kill alot of us
    doesn't mean that we should start destroying
    our culture. The looming threat and
    aftermath of Paul's Jihad and the previous
    aftermath of the Butlerian(sp) Jihad are
    the main framing piece of Dune. Don't
    Fsck with it.

  80. I'd rather they did DOON by wowbagger · · Score: 2

    I'd rather they did a miniseries of DOON - the Dessert planet"

    A much more entertaining read....

    And he shall pour a beer without head, and it shall be nothing

  81. Re:Slashdot Gives Green Light to Complain About Du by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait until CG actors allow us to
    have the cast from the Movie fight the
    cast from the miniseries. Age of combatants
    should be the ages during original filming date.
    My money would be on the miniseries cast,
    they kicked some serious ass (both the men and
    the women).

  82. Mary-Kate and Ashley by freeweed · · Score: 2
    Are they going to cast the twins as two hot 20 year olds that are supposed to be 8?


    Well, the Olsen twins managed to play a child of about 4 years old well into their early teen years. Although how they plan on making one of them male is beyond me (not that any self-respecting geek would care, c'mon, these are the OLSEN TWINS!).

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  83. Geography by freeweed · · Score: 2
    Most knowledgeable people are aware that Jet Li is from China, which is very close to the Middle East


    Pull out an atlas sometime. China is about as close to the middle east as England is. /me starts to rethink James Bond movies...

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    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  84. or not... by freeweed · · Score: 2
    the parallels are scary


    Besides the fact that you just aligned some vague concepts with some more vague concepts, without explaining yourself, there's really nothing scary here at all. The term 'strikes back' is a common english idiom, and was rather natural for CNN et al to use.


    However, just for the record, 'rebels' never drove around in landspeeders, and Luke was neither a suicidal pilot, nor was he attacking a weapon capable of blowing up planets...


    Ben Kenobi / Osama? When did 'gentle Ben' ever advocate killing millions of innocent Empire civilians? Star Wars episode 4.5: Ben Gets Pissed?

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  85. you have to admit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's MANY levels better than the "original" programming they usually have on.

    Hint!

    Just because something is original (and i use that word sparingly!) , doesn't mean that it's better, or even watchable.

    See Andromeda for an example.

  86. Re:Not conjecture at all : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually Jews are in Chapterhouse, I believe. Whatever analogies people want to draw they will draw. I just like the books.

  87. Re:Not conjecture at all : by Gaijin42 · · Score: 2

    Jews were in Chapterhouse, as the sect that had the secret alliance with the bene geserit. But the Telaxiu were Islamic. They spoke the language "Islamiyat" and had Jihad and Shariat and Powindah as ideas.

    It wasn't just hinted at. Herbert came right out and said it.

  88. I'll skip this one by JavaPriest · · Score: 1

    I have read all the Dune books. After doing that, my conclusion was that only the first and the last (Chapterhouse: Dune to which Heretics of Dune was a reasonable 'intro') were worth reading. Nothing really happens in the books in between.

    I think they should have stopped after making the first Dune movie. I'd rather see film versions of 'The Demon Princes' by Jack Vance. These stories *all* rock.

    Just a personal opinion.

    1. Re:I'll skip this one by Tet · · Score: 1
      my conclusion was that only the first and the last (Chapterhouse: Dune to which Heretics of Dune was a reasonable 'intro') were worth reading.

      Odd. While I agree wholeheartedly about the first book, I found the last to be the worst of the lot, with only the third showing any of the promise from the first one.

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  89. somebody hasn't read the books..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take the time to actually read the books before you open your big mouth

  90. Re: when did herbert claim they werten't black ? by guybarr · · Score: 1

    I've read the series many times, though a long
    time ago, and do not remember a claim about
    pigmentation.

    please give refference when using such claims.

    (my guess, fremen are based on bedouin, which are levantine, not exactly black, but darker then europeans.)

    anyway, why are you so excited about this ?

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  91. Wither Our Duncan? by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    Also, neither the movie or the miniseries did Duncan Idaho justice. In the novels, he's a badass but he doesn't even do anything in the miniseries.

    And even less in the movie. I've read the books peripherally, but even I know Duncan Idaho is more than a "Good to see you!" afterthought character who Paul greets in passing.

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    1. Re:Wither Our Duncan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But at least in the movie Duncan died fighting Sardaukar, protecting Paul and Jessica. In the mini-series, he got shot by a missile?!? I fucking missile?!?!?!?1 Where the hell did that come from? He didn't even fight or kill a single person.

  92. Sci-Fi Did it Better (Re:The Movie) by KE1LR · · Score: 1

    The Sci-Fi Channel's Mini-series adaptation of "Dune" was a lot better than the muddled and incomprehensible 80's movie (which was apparently mostly a vehicle to get Sting on the screen).

    The Scifi "Dune" is hardly perfect (mostly because of TV-grade acting) but tries to follow the book relatively closely and it may be as good as it gets for Dune fans for a long time to come. If you didn't see it it's now available on DVD... probably worth renting at least.

    Frank Herbert's worlds, like Tolkien's, are already fully developed before the author starts writing. The books are so rich with sub-plots, hidden agendas and cross-interactions between characters that squeezing them down to feature-film length sacrifices many of the sub-plots that show us that the story is about a world (galaxy?) and those in it, not one person and the people they bump into.

    I have high hopes for the Lord of the Rings series because they didn't start with the premise that they could wedge three books into one movie.

  93. Hire people with Skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully they'll get skilled actors and CGI providers this time around.

    The only performance that was barely acceptable was the guy who played Stilgar (and even that's being generous)

    1. Re:Hire people with Skills by The+Bungi · · Score: 2

      OMG, no. The Stilgar character looked like an overweight wheezer that could barely move. The Stilgar in the movie was far more believable.

  94. I'm sorry I was unclear by ColGraff · · Score: 2

    Of course I don't want to fsck with Dune - it's an awesome novel and series. Frankly, I think the fact that I thought of it in connection with 9/11 is a GOOD thing - a novel for the ages should speak to us in many circumstances, disaster being one of them.

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  95. Good point :) by Pope · · Score: 1

    A little too quick to the post button, lol.

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  96. Re:Dune rock solid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time I see ST:TNG, I always think Patrick Stewart is about to call Riker "a young pup" and make him play a Baliset.

  97. Re:Get some priorities people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't know anyone in the 9/11 disaster. Sure it was a "tragedy", but since I didn't know _anyone_ who was affected, I'd be lying if I said that I cared. Doesn't change my day to day life one bit.

  98. Re:Spoilers - Cryptonomicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL. That wasn't flamebait, it's funny. Summarizing the ending in one sentence just to ruin it for someone who asked for it.

  99. Re:Slashdot Gives Green Light to Complain About Du by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell no. Kyle Maclaclan would beat the snot out of that no-name punk from the mini-series. The same goes for Francesca Annis, Sean Young, Patrick Stewart, Jurgen Prochnow, Max Von Sydow and Richard Jordan VS their crappy mini-series counterparts.

    Also compare the crys-knives from the movie VS the mini-series. In the movie, they were large, sandworm teeth. In the mini-series they looks more like dull fruit knives.

    Don't even get me started on Stilgar from the movie VS that fat, dirty bum they used in the mini-series.