Whaaaa! I want to get everything for free! How dare people try to make money off of their hard work. I want to break into other people's systems. If they
didn't want me running around in their computers, they would have patched
their systems. If they didn't want me running around in their houses, they
would have put bars on the windows and a security guard at every door. If
they didn't want me driving their car, the would have it locked in a steel
safety cage. If they didn't want me screwing their wife, they'd have
her chained to the stove
He had just walked in. That is one of my biggest rants about the 'campus' here. At the old office there was a buffer stall; there were 3 stalls and people with good manners didn't sit in the middle one. Out here, there are two stalls. You have to sit next to someone. What makes is worse is when some cow-orker starts talking to you. There is one linux using fuckhead that keeps talking to me when he takes a shit next to me.
Some place in Herndon, Va. I can't spell the name for shit. It is on Elden Street. The best burritos I have had since leaving West Lafayette, In. La Bamba at Purdue was awesome.
I had another burrito last night. God, they are good. It made a nice turd. Well, that might
be a bit misleading. the turd had no form to it, so I can't really call it a turd. It was
more like a blob. It was brown with black spots in it from the black beans. It smelled pretty
rank and one of my cow-orkers commented on it. "God, what is that stink?!", the cow-orker asked.
"It's my turd! I made it myself," I yelled over the stall door. The turd came out easily and
was satisfying. I rate this turd as a 7.
Since./ doesn't employ reporters (at least that I know of), its really hard to go out and find news that isn't from somewhere else or that wasn't published first. There are no editors either, just janitors that clean up troll vomit and remove the trash from the submission queue and put it on the front page.
There would also be no fewer that 4 ways to steer your car and the instrument cluster would be replaced with a large question mark. An experienced user would just know what the problem was. But, you would be able to shift gears with the radio. The car would be free, but would explode once a year, killing all the occupants.
Hey Timmah! Switch to decaf. It isn't our fault you fav OS is an 'Also Ran'. You sound very bitter. Dose your post have a point to it, or are yu just ranting like a zealot?
Being that Slashdot is a worldwide site, I'm glad to see that you're reaching out to speakers of other languages (or as I call them: Godless heathens.) I work with a ton of them here. They are a Godless bunch. They didn't even know what a toilet was, until I showed them. They were just shitting in their trashcans at their desks before then.
BTW, are you familiar with the vile practice of being a "turd burglar"? Robble, robble. I hear it is popular with Linux users. Could you explain?
Sweet. Fucking. Christ. Don't EVER eat a whole bottle of purple Heinz ketchup! Ever! I
ate a two pound bag of Orida French Fries (with no salt) with my 20 oz. bottle of
purple ketchup. I was both amazed and horrified by the resulting turd. It took quite
a bit of pushing to get it out. It was hard as a rock and felt like I was passing a
cinder block. It was purple/brown in color and smelled like vinegar. Even the jet assisted
toilet could not flush it down the pipe. It didn't even budge. The turd just sat there, like a
purple rock. Facilities is in the bathroom trying to extract the beast from the tiolet. I
rate this turd a 8.
Süß. Klopfen Sie das Tanzen. Christ. Nicht ÜBERHAUPT essen Sie eine vollständige Flasche purpurroten Ketschup Heinz! Überhaupt! Ich aß einen zwei-Pfund-Beutel von Pommes-Frites Orida (ohne Salz) mit meiner 20-Unze-Flasche purpurrotem Ketschup. Ich wurde durch das resultierende turd überrascht und erschrocken. Es nahm den vieldruck zum heraus Erhalten es. Es war hart als Felsen und geglaubt, wie ich einen Ascheblock führte. Es war das purpurrote Braun in der Farbe und wie Essig gerochen. Sogar konnte die Strahl unterstützte Toilette nicht ihn hinunter das Rohr leeren. Sie nicht sogar rührte sich. Das turd saß gerade dort, wie ein purpurroter Felsen. Teildienste ist im Badezimmer, das versucht, das Tier vom tiolet zu extrahieren. Ich bewerte dieses turd 8.
Doux. Tapez danser. Le Christ. Ne mangez pas JAMAIS une bouteille entière de ketchup pourpre de Heinz! Jamais! J'ai mangé un sac de deux livres des pommes frites d'Orida (sans le sel) avec ma bouteille de 20 onces de ketchup pourpre. J'ai été stupéfié et horrifié par le turd résultant. Il a pris la poussée beaucoup pour l'obtenir dehors. Il était dur comme roche et senti comme je passais un bloc de cendre. C'était brun pourpre en couleurs et senti comme le vinaigre. Même la toilette aidée par gicleur n'a pas pu le vider en bas de la pipe. Elle n'a pas même bougé. Le turd juste s'est reposé là, comme une roche pourpre. Les équipements est dans la salle de bains essayant d'extraire la bête à partir du tiolet. J'évalue ce turd des 8.
Dolce. Colpire ballare leggermente. Christ. Non mangiare MAI una bottiglia intera del ketchup viola di Heinz! Mai! Ho mangiato un sacchetto dalle due libbre delle patate fritte di Orida (senza sale) con la mia bottiglia dalle 20 once di ketchup viola. Sia sono stato stupito che sconvolto stato dal turd risultante. Ha preso la spinta molta per ottenerla fuori. Era duro come roccia e ritenuto come stavo passando un blocchetto del cinder. Era colore marrone viola a colori e sentito l'odore di come aceto. Neppure la toletta aiutata getto non ha potuto irrigarla giù il tubo. Neppure non si è mossa. Il turd si è seduto appena là, come una roccia viola. Le attrezzature è nella stanza da bagno che prova ad estrarre la bestia dal tiolet. Valuto questo turd i 8.
Ainsi, je devrais aller chercher un turd de technicolor? Intéresser. Je signalerai mes résultats dans plusieurs langages. Genre de pierre de Rosetta des états de Turd.
Well, if your crap is liquid, there is going to be some splatter. I have had shits that were so explosive they got under the seat. It is like when you spray a stream of water out of a hose at a wall, some of the drops come back at you. they won't turn 180 degrees, but there can be some large angles, like >120 degrees. These angled splatters can easily find themselves hitting under the rim or under the seat.
Slashdot Mirror
really shitty...unstable...slow as fuck.
So, they are just going to copy StarOffice and change the name?
Whaaaa! I want to get everything for free! How dare people try to make money off of their hard work. I want to break into other people's systems. If they didn't want me running around in their computers, they would have patched their systems. If they didn't want me running around in their houses, they would have put bars on the windows and a security guard at every door. If they didn't want me driving their car, the would have it locked in a steel safety cage. If they didn't want me screwing their wife, they'd have her chained to the stove
Either drivers for his video card or the random Lord of the Rings crap.
He had just walked in. That is one of my biggest rants about the 'campus' here. At the old office there was a buffer stall; there were 3 stalls and people with good manners didn't sit in the middle one. Out here, there are two stalls. You have to sit next to someone. What makes is worse is when some cow-orker starts talking to you. There is one linux using fuckhead that keeps talking to me when he takes a shit next to me.
Some place in Herndon, Va. I can't spell the name for shit. It is on Elden Street. The best burritos I have had since leaving West Lafayette, In. La Bamba at Purdue was awesome.
I had another burrito last night. God, they are good. It made a nice turd. Well, that might be a bit misleading. the turd had no form to it, so I can't really call it a turd. It was more like a blob. It was brown with black spots in it from the black beans. It smelled pretty rank and one of my cow-orkers commented on it. "God, what is that stink?!", the cow-orker asked. "It's my turd! I made it myself," I yelled over the stall door. The turd came out easily and was satisfying. I rate this turd as a 7.
I wouldn't think it would take that long to get 4 people together to vote.
Loads right up. What is the prob? (besides the fact that the site is ugly as sin?)
Since ./ doesn't employ reporters (at least that I know of), its really hard to go out and find news that isn't from somewhere else or that wasn't published first.
There are no editors either, just janitors that clean up troll vomit and remove the trash from the submission queue and put it on the front page.
What piece of shit are you using Taco? Mosaic?
Feel free to link to this ass.
There would also be no fewer that 4 ways to steer your car and the instrument cluster would be replaced with a large question mark. An experienced user would just know what the problem was. But, you would be able to shift gears with the radio. The car would be free, but would explode once a year, killing all the occupants.
They don't want to cope with the Real World, so they retreat to their fantasy world where they are all powerful. Duh!
I agree with this post
Hey Timmah! Switch to decaf. It isn't our fault you fav OS is an 'Also Ran'. You sound very bitter. Dose your post have a point to it, or are yu just ranting like a zealot?
It was a request of a fellow troll. I take requests from people who email me. If the request meets my requirements, I'll have a go at it.
what the hell do you do with 60 kids, anyway?
You could sell them to Katz, I hear he likes young boys.
I work with a ton of them here. They are a Godless bunch. They didn't even know what a toilet was, until I showed them. They were just shitting in their trashcans at their desks before then.
BTW, are you familiar with the vile practice of being a "turd burglar"? Robble, robble.
I hear it is popular with Linux users. Could you explain?
Süß. Klopfen Sie das Tanzen. Christ. Nicht ÜBERHAUPT essen Sie eine vollständige Flasche purpurroten Ketschup Heinz! Überhaupt! Ich aß einen zwei-Pfund-Beutel von Pommes-Frites Orida (ohne Salz) mit meiner 20-Unze-Flasche purpurrotem Ketschup. Ich wurde durch das resultierende turd überrascht und erschrocken. Es nahm den vieldruck zum heraus Erhalten es. Es war hart als Felsen und geglaubt, wie ich einen Ascheblock führte. Es war das purpurrote Braun in der Farbe und wie Essig gerochen. Sogar konnte die Strahl unterstützte Toilette nicht ihn hinunter das Rohr leeren. Sie nicht sogar rührte sich. Das turd saß gerade dort, wie ein purpurroter Felsen. Teildienste ist im Badezimmer, das versucht, das Tier vom tiolet zu extrahieren. Ich bewerte dieses turd 8.
Doux. Tapez danser. Le Christ. Ne mangez pas JAMAIS une bouteille entière de ketchup pourpre de Heinz! Jamais! J'ai mangé un sac de deux livres des pommes frites d'Orida (sans le sel) avec ma bouteille de 20 onces de ketchup pourpre. J'ai été stupéfié et horrifié par le turd résultant. Il a pris la poussée beaucoup pour l'obtenir dehors. Il était dur comme roche et senti comme je passais un bloc de cendre. C'était brun pourpre en couleurs et senti comme le vinaigre. Même la toilette aidée par gicleur n'a pas pu le vider en bas de la pipe. Elle n'a pas même bougé. Le turd juste s'est reposé là, comme une roche pourpre. Les équipements est dans la salle de bains essayant d'extraire la bête à partir du tiolet. J'évalue ce turd des 8.
Dolce. Colpire ballare leggermente. Christ. Non mangiare MAI una bottiglia intera del ketchup viola di Heinz! Mai! Ho mangiato un sacchetto dalle due libbre delle patate fritte di Orida (senza sale) con la mia bottiglia dalle 20 once di ketchup viola. Sia sono stato stupito che sconvolto stato dal turd risultante. Ha preso la spinta molta per ottenerla fuori. Era duro come roccia e ritenuto come stavo passando un blocchetto del cinder. Era colore marrone viola a colori e sentito l'odore di come aceto. Neppure la toletta aiutata getto non ha potuto irrigarla giù il tubo. Neppure non si è mossa. Il turd si è seduto appena là, come una roccia viola. Le attrezzature è nella stanza da bagno che prova ad estrarre la bestia dal tiolet. Valuto questo turd i 8.
I fisted this f1rst p0st!
I like it. It has a funky beat and I can troll to it.
Ainsi, je devrais aller chercher un turd de technicolor? Intéresser. Je signalerai mes résultats dans plusieurs langages. Genre de pierre de Rosetta des états de Turd.
Thanks for proving my point. :)
Don't click that. It *IS* goatse.cx!!!!!1!
I hope this has helped.