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  1. In 2001, no less. on 802.11b Space Suits · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hal, open the pod bay doors please.

    Hal, open the pod bay doors.

    Open the pod bay doors, Hal

    Hal? Do you read me Hal

    Hal, I have my space suit, you open the pod bay doors now or I will r00t your b0x0r with my 1337 5k1llZ!

  2. Re:You Heard It Here First... on IBM Builds A Limited Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    And how many qubits did it take you to factor 7=2*4?

  3. From the stop-reading-the-depts-you-nitpicker dept on Earthlink Launches Fixed Wireless ISP Service · · Score: 0

    Should that be must-be-in-@lanta dept? *Slaps self with wet fish*

  4. So the dish is outside... on Earthlink Launches Fixed Wireless ISP Service · · Score: 1
    How much longer until you can get add-ons for these things that'll turn them into an 802.11 hub/gateway?

    I might buy one for my neighbor... when he's out.

  5. Re:Anyone would help me out? on Why Free Software is a Hard Sell · · Score: 1

    The secret 'teleport' command is init. For example, now i'll run 'init 6', and jump to level si...

  6. Why ISOs on Mounting .ISO's Into An NT File System? · · Score: 1
    You probably have good reasons to use ISOs, but if you dont (:D) why not grab a linux box, mount the isos to /isos/isoXX, share /isos with samba and copy everything across?

    700MB * 200 ISOs = 140GB

    140GB / 1 Gb/sec = 19 min.

  7. Re:I seem to remember... on SNES Portable · · Score: 1
    Yeah, and why bother with edible oranges, when we already have edible apples?

    Heh... like comparing apples to.. heh... oh.

  8. Re:And why is it? on Where Would You Buy A Crusoe Laptop? · · Score: 1
    That would be the laptop manufacturers. They are under threat of an increase of Linux's already high licensing fees if they sell too many windows laptops. Therefore, obviously, they have disincentives to buy windows, and price-gouge those that do.

    It's sad that this superior Windows operating system can't get a look in. Send email to your congressman telling them to support the DoJ in their case against Linus Torvalds, RMS, AC, XYZZY, et al.

  9. Units on Damian Conway On Programming, Perl And More · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm also contemplating a module called Data::Units, which will allow programmers to specify the units for values and variables... So, if you divide a distance by a time, you'd better store the result in a variable whose unit is velocity, otherwise you'll get a run-time exception. That can be a very useful and natural way of error-checking numerical computations.

    And if you divide a sibling variable by a knife variable, perl will have none of that mess, you'll have to garbage collect the mess yourself.

  10. What's this guy on? on Damian Conway On Programming, Perl And More · · Score: 4, Funny
    I want to teach it to ... convert adjectives (e.g. "happy" or "good") to adverbs ("happily", "well"), take an adjective (e.g. "happy" or "good") and generate comparative ("happier", "better") and superlative ("happiest", "best") forms, etc., etc.

    By which of course he means good, gooder or goodest. Damn intellectuals.

  11. Two clicks? I think not... on Damian Conway On Programming, Perl And More · · Score: 1
  12. Forgot one! on Christmas Spam Level Skyrocketing · · Score: 1

    Make Spam Run Far Away!

  13. MSRFA on Christmas Spam Level Skyrocketing · · Score: 1
    Man, Spam's Really Fucking Annoying?

    More, Seasonal Rubbish Filling Accounts?

    Making, Slashdot Readers Feel Angry?

  14. Just my luck... on Thermal Solar Plant To Be Erected In Australia · · Score: 1
    So I go and buy a nice little house in victoria.

    It's not huge, the real estate agent said, but it's a great location. You'll love the view, he said.

    Guess who moved next door a week later?

  15. Another solution on Any Cases With Front-Facing Expansion Slots? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Just put the stupid case backwards!

    BTW, does anyone know of a case that allows you to mount cd drives, floppy drives etc on the back of the machine?

  16. Re:smug on Wireless Metropolitan Area Networks · · Score: 1

    Anything that runs on batteries must make me coffee
    I'll make a battery powered coffee cup... we'll never see you again!

  17. Discrimination! on Wireless Metropolitan Area Networks · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I get it, the men can roam free and wireless, while the women are wired to the kitchen...

  18. Only one light saber? on LucasFilm Auctioning Star Wars Memorabilia · · Score: 1
    Just a single light saber?

    How the fsck am I meant to make a beowulf cluster of these?

  19. So it'll be something like this: on Spam Under Legislative Attack in Europe · · Score: 0, Redundant

    *Telephone rings*

    Me: Hello?

    Guy: Hi! Is this some random guy who is posting on /.?

    Me: Yup, thats me!

    Guy: I wonder if I can have permission to send you an email.

    Me: Why?

    Guy: I need to send you an email to ask if you want to receive spam from me.

    Me: WHAT? Oh, ok. By the way, what are you selling?

    Guy: Email address lists.

  20. Re:Umm... on SonicBlue Going w/ReplayTV 4000 Despite Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    This one.

  21. To get anything useful done... on NetBSD/i386 On IBM PS/2 (MCA) Machines · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I guess you'd need a beowu^H^H^H^H^H er... some sort of performance cluster of these ;)

  22. Uh-oh on Web Ads with Sound? · · Score: 1
    Maybe browsers will have volume sliders bundled with them in the near future.

    Yes! And they will be scriptable!

  23. Re:Mistake in Slashdot article summary on FCC To Loosen Wireless Ownership Rules · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Gee, I dunno. A blow always makes me feel a lot better.

  24. Oh good... on Responsible Wireless Access For Your Access Point · · Score: 2, Funny
    While geared towards network neighborhoods, the article definitely has applicability in more formal settings.

    Good. I was going to scream if this was another article whose only set of instructions began 'right click on Network Neighborhood'.

  25. without using a pc? on ZapMedia Finally Releases ZapStation · · Score: 2, Insightful
    without using a pc? This IS a pc. It just has a very simple OS and TV-out. At $1500 it's not even a very cheap PC.

    From the specs page: Graphical interface, wireless keyboard, usb port, ethernet, 800Mhz processor, 128Mb ram, 30Gb HDD, CD/DVD, Stereo Audio, Digital Audio (S/PDIF), Composite Video, S-Video, SVGA, 1/4" Headphone jack...

    The only thing different is some hardware controls on the front (an extension of the multimedia keyboards), and a remote.

    It's nice and simple, but you don't get the infinite(*) customisability of a real pc.

    With some customised linux box I could do all this, burn cds of this media, and play quake3 or gnibbles :)