An acquaintance of mine once fell into bed dead drunk, and his pet rabbit chewed the ends of his fingers (it's nae ordinary bunny!). Next day he checked into rehab, which probably saved him from drinking himself to death.
OK, not quite the same, but what do you expect from a rabbit, an intervention?
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Registered users can choose the old style, which is why nobody cares about your whining.
November is very definitely Winter...Steve needs to learn his Irish Calendar before making promises that will be listened to Worldwide
Hi, southern hemisphere here. We'd like a word about your concept of "worldwide"...
Slashdot is more people posting sh*t about things other than themselves in a display of intellectual prowess*. Narcissism for nerds.
*Or lack thereof.
I've never seen anyone ignore one of those on purpose...
I have, and the crunching noise a low spoiler makes is extremely satisfying.
Post a bunch of stupid sh*t about myself, then read it over and over again...
That would be blogging. Facebook is people posting stupid sh*t about themselves and hoping other people care enough to acknowledge their existence.
Yes, but not a successful one.
That just proves that there is a cure for stupidity: a good dose of iron.
It's never been in anything before, why break a perfect record now?
Works fine for me too. PEBCAC?
Don't worry, we're all nerds here, we understand these little Freudian slips...
Unlike mice, building a huge maze doesn't work. Women tend to just glare at you as if you're supposed to bring the cheese to them.
No, not lame enough.
"Move ovel you wankel!!"
And if they don't have a rotary engine?
You're only saying that because you don't know him personally. If you did, you'd realise his goal is to sound like an utter tool every day.
...owners of a porn video or film risk up to 76 lashings.
In some circles that's considered a bonus feature.
I thought they meant the guy who defeated Ming the Merciless. Imagine my disappointment when there was no Queen soundtrack to be had.
Explanation for the hard of comprehending:
this is patently false
The current wildfires in Russia were not caused by solar storms.
Possibly
There is a scenario where solar storms could potentially start fires.
it already happened
The scenario has occurred, but didn't result in fires that time.
Slashdot: recent history for nerds, stuff that once mattered.
That's. Why.
Best. Analogy. Ever.
And then of course there is "Big Dog" which can take a flying kick and keep walking.
But not from Chuck Norris, and that's humanity's trump card.
...he didn't have the clap.
An acquaintance of mine once fell into bed dead drunk, and his pet rabbit chewed the ends of his fingers (it's nae ordinary bunny!). Next day he checked into rehab, which probably saved him from drinking himself to death.
OK, not quite the same, but what do you expect from a rabbit, an intervention?
People who didn't followed the rule were convicted for excessive blanking
Damn straight, blank the blanking blankers!
Apparently you never used one of the old Atari joysticks.