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  1. Re:Cello scrotum on New Medical Disorder Linked To Gaming · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cello scrotum is nothing, playing the accordion can be fatal.

    If you do it near me, that is.

  2. Re:Bandwagon on Australian Internet Censorship Plan Torpedoed · · Score: 1

    I suspect the Australian Government was just desperate to get on a bandwagon while it was new, any bandwagon.

    I'm convinced they were doing it to get this idiot on their side in the Senate.

  3. Re:Original on NASA Contest To Name ISS Module · · Score: 1
  4. Re:No Huffie Post!?! Oh My GOSH!!! on Jurassic Web · · Score: 1

    She's just happy that I have a girlfriend at all...

  5. Re:The direction of computers on Asus Eee Top All-In-One Touch Screen PC Tested · · Score: 1

    Or a computer for the elderly: a powerful CPU or GPU isn't needed, the touchscreen is a little more obvious to use than a mouse and easier on arthritic hands, expandability doesn't matter, and the price is right for someone on a fixed income who may not need or even want a netbook (or finds the keyboard too small).

    At a few hundred dollars cheaper than the base iMac I could see it selling quite well, provided it isn't utter crap.

  6. Re:No Huffie Post!?! Oh My GOSH!!! on Jurassic Web · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nerds were nerds long before the web. What is this "outside" of which you speak?

  7. Re:Time will tell on AP Considers Making Content Require Payment · · Score: 1

    ...yet here *you* are, on a site managed by professionals and kdawson.

    There, fixed that for you.

  8. Re: Planetes... on Satellite Collision Debris May Hamper Space Launch · · Score: 1

    Well, we could add green dye, put big googly eyes on it and call it the "Space Blob". At least the Roger Corman fans will be happy.

  9. Re: Planetes... on Satellite Collision Debris May Hamper Space Launch · · Score: 1

    Such a human answer to seeing its own shit - we should make more shit to clean up that shit!

    It's called "consolidating the problem", and its a proven method cleaning up waste: rather than having to deal with lots of little bits of shit, you make sure the shit gets collected together so you can do something with it.

    Sewers work on the same principle (we have to make pipes, pumping stations and treatment plants, and that's making shit to clean up shit). Perhaps you believe it would be better if city-dwellers threw their shit out the window instead...I don't know, maybe you enjoy cholera. Or maybe its a poorly thought out pseudo-philosophical catch phrase intended to give the user a false sense of intellectual superiority without actually having to think...could you enlighten us with a non-human approach, oh exalted being, and remove this doubt?

    I'll take NASA's word over yours.

    I wasn't aware they'd studied such a proposal and found it unfeasible (link please?). You see, this is just a dumbed-down, scaled-up version of the approach NASA themselves used for trapping particles on the Stardust probe...

    And besides, dont you realize how silly it sounds to say, "We might have to take some precautions with launch timing," and the solution involves launching something?

    When launching a satellite, we don't want it to be hit, which is why they have to take precautions. With a big foam ball, we do want it to be hit, preferably by as much as possible.

    Completely opposite goals.

    Don't you realise how silly it sounds when you fail to grasp the situation?

  10. Re: Planetes... on Satellite Collision Debris May Hamper Space Launch · · Score: 1

    In a similar vein, but a little more practical: foam. Tons of the stuff could be sent up in liquid form, then blown to make a huge ball once in the correct orbit. Something like that would probably trap the smaller particles, and if nothing else slow down the larger fragments enough to make them de-orbit sooner. The foam ball itself would be much easier to track, its high drag would make its orbit decay fairly rapidly, and the low density would ensure this Nerf meteor burns up completely on re-entry.

    The only real disadvantage with this from a sci-fi fan's perspective is that is can be done relatively easily with existing technology. No little robots, high energy weapons or exotic supermaterials...yawn...

  11. Re:Coming soon... on Satellite Collision Debris May Hamper Space Launch · · Score: 1

    Sounds more like a job for Andy Griffith.

  12. Re:Wow on Coming Soon, 250 DVDs In a Quarter-Sized Device · · Score: 1

    I can fit my entire porn collection on just 4 discs

    Pfft, amateur.

  13. Re:God damn it on Boxee Drops Hulu Support · · Score: 1

    Hi, I'm here to serve notice: rectal cancer is suing for defamation.

  14. Re:Polar Bears on Arctic Ice Extent Understated Because of "Sensor Drift" · · Score: 1

    I think you have Rupert Murdoch and Ted Turner confused.

    Actually I chose the one who owns the larger media empire and is responsible for numerous media outlets around the world that sensationalise the issue on both sides. That being the case, I don't see how Murdoch's personal opinion is in any way relevant...if drowning polar bears sells newspapers or pulls in viewers its a good business strategy, and the more sane and moderate he appears the less people will suspect he's responsible*. Bwa-ha-ha!!!

    (The obvious point here being that when someone talks about outlandish Bond-esque supervillain schemes, serious analysis is probably a waste of time)

  15. Re:Polar Bears on Arctic Ice Extent Understated Because of "Sensor Drift" · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, and Rupert Murdoch will head north and drown them personally if he has to.

  16. Re:Apple: Breakin' a bunch of crap recently on Apple's Mac OS X Update Breaks Perl · · Score: 1

    Is it possible to just uninstall the update, or the full Quicktime and install the older version?

    Yes: delete the installer package receipt from the Library folder and run the older installer. Alternatively, tools like Pacifist can be used to install the Quicktime components from any Quicktime, OS or combined update installer package.

    I seem to recall that there are certain things within OS X, like Windows, which can not be "uninstalled": once it's in, it's in for keeps.

    Significant parts of OS X and many applications rely on the Quicktime shared libraries, so if you did remove Quicktime in its entirety a lot would break, assuming it would even boot to the desktop in the first place. For this reason you can't simply uninstall the update. But delete the Quicktime Player application and it stays deleted (until the next update, anyway).

    As for other software, I've never seen anything mysteriously reinstall itself the way things do on Windows. For the most part, when you delete the application package you delete everything except preferences (which is the whole point of the app. package concept), and those vendors that do use installers usually provide uninstaller scripts or instructions on manual removal of components. The exception is where vendors use anti-piracy measures (like iLok or whatever Adobe uses to scan your LAN) but they can still be deleted manually if you know where to look.

    To be honest, I think any company that tried the "you can't uninstall me ever" trick with OS X would end up with so much bad publicity that they'd be forced to drop the scheme or leave the Mac market. Sometimes a whiny user base has its advantages...

  17. Re:I use my pet gerbil on Don't Like EULAs? Get Your Cat To Agree To Them · · Score: 1

    Which, the quote or the gerbil? If its the latter, I'd let him keep it...

  18. Re:I use my pet gerbil on Don't Like EULAs? Get Your Cat To Agree To Them · · Score: 1

    That's a Richard Gere quote, isn't it?

  19. Re:This is the Internet's version of New Coke on Facebook Reverts ToS Change After User Uproar · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have the feeling that Zuckerberg's girlfriend wasn't real happy when he tried to introduce her to anal sex.

    "Honey, are the lawyers really necessary?"

    "I want to be sure we're doing it right, so I called in the experts".

  20. Re:that readhead extermophile on Searching For Russian Extremophiles · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily: they could see past that hard exterior and be attracted to the inner mutant.

  21. Re:that readhead extermophile on Searching For Russian Extremophiles · · Score: 1

    Is an extermophile someone who gets turned on by Daleks?

  22. Re:Did anyone else... on Italian Red Lights Rigged With Short Yellow Light · · Score: 1

    I feared I was woefully unhip for my apparent ignorance of the meaning of "yellow light" and how it might be "short."

    Something to do with midget lap-dancers, I suspect.

  23. Re:Nitpick on Software Piracy At the Beijing Branch Office? · · Score: 1

    The topic is licenses for proprietary software...I know what I meant.

  24. Nitpick on Software Piracy At the Beijing Branch Office? · · Score: 1

    ...he should probably just nip this in the butt...

    The phrase originates in gardening: to prevent a plant flowering you "nip it in the bud". I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to bite the arse that feeds him.

  25. Re:"idiot proof" on Data-Breach Costs Rising, Study Finds · · Score: 1

    It could be that /. is where clever people come to exercise the idiocy that's stifled in the corporate environment. But what would I know, I work from home...