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  1. Re:Silver linings on Spam King Escapes From Federal Prison · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds good, but how do we get all convicted spammers sent to a prison staffed with blind guards next door to a rifle range?

  2. Re:Nerf! on New Rifle Tech Offers Variable Muzzle Speed · · Score: 1

    Not to detract from the Nerf engineers fine work, to my way of thinking a projectile designed to cause no damage whatsoever really can't be classified as a weapon, so I thought "effective" was a given.

    But now I think about it, a Nerf tank may not be solid enough to make an armour piercing shell detonate, so the Army could be missing out on something there...

  3. Re:Wikileaks says Army prototype has 16 settings: on New Rifle Tech Offers Variable Muzzle Speed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seems appropriate: safe non-lethal weapons are pretty much science fiction.

  4. Re:It's a success story. on Dublin Air Traffic Control Brought Down By Faulty NIC · · Score: 1

    I don't want to sound greedy, but we're trying to make packets.

  5. It's a success story. on Dublin Air Traffic Control Brought Down By Faulty NIC · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...an intermittent malfunctioning network card which consequently overcame the built-in system redundancy"

    But it's one of the lucky ones.

    Every year, thousands of NICs fall victim to built-in system redundancy; if you know a card whose activity indicators are darkened and lifeless, it may have a redundancy problem. With your support and donations, we at Ethernetics Anonymous can help more network cards beat the scourge of built-in system redundancy, and make them feel like a useful part of society again.

  6. Re:First Jupiter, then Saturn, after that . . . on NASA Engineers Work On Alternative Moon Rocket · · Score: 1

    I think there are factions on Congress having issues with the Uranus Rocket.

    Calling it that, maybe; riding it, apparently not.

  7. Re:Morally outrageous on The Cats Into Hats · · Score: 1

    You should have RTFA.

    I don't think it gives the trapper the legal (or ethical) right to kill the animals indiscriminately

    The trapper is in fact a Ranger employed by the National Parks & Wildlife Service to kill feral cats in a protected area. So he certainly does have the legal right, and it's not indiscriminate.

    Any municipality will have clear laws about handling stray animals, and they most likely give at least some protection to the rights of the pet-owners in such cases.

    Federal officer on Crown land: municipal laws don't apply, and the federal law says that an animal posing a threat to native fauna can be trapped or eliminated at the officer's discretion. A pet owner surrenders any rights by failing in their responsibility to control their animal as proscribed by law.

    Since these cats are presumably not causing serious danger to life or property...

    Wrong. What do cats, being nocturnal predators, do when they're out at night? THEY HUNT! And domestic cats still hunt for sport regardless of how well they're fed. A handful of loose cats can cause disproportionately large amounts of damage to bird, lizard and small mammal populations, which is precisely why there are Rangers out to eliminate them.

    ...anyone who thinks that the mere presence of another person's wayward pet entitles him to kill it, claim its carcass as his own property, and sell the fur for a profit is a thief in my view

    The fact that a Ranger isn't just "anyone" aside, in my view anyone who allows their pet to wander into a protected area is not just criminally negligent towards the welfare of their own animal, but a wanton environmental vandal who should be prosecuted to the full extent of law. A dead cat is getting off lightly under the circumstances.

    ...and is almost certainly breaking local laws as well.

    Wrong again. The only law being broken is by the cat owners who let their pets out where they shouldn't be. In that regard it's like parking in front of a fire hydrant: if your property gets damaged (windows broken and rolled into a ditch) because you left it somewhere it shouldn't have been, nobody is liable but you.

    FWIW I like cats, but away from homes they're an introduced pest wreaking havoc among species that have no natural defences against a predator that size. In that kind of environment pet owners have as much responsibility to their surroundings as their pets.

  8. Re:Does it come with a funky robot? on NASA Engineers Work On Alternative Moon Rocket · · Score: 1

    the only thing that went through my head was memories of Matt Le Blanc

    Oh, a noob!

  9. Re:My solution on Home-Based Hydrogen Refueling Station · · Score: 3, Funny

    hire mexicans to push our cars. They have to be cheaper than gas.

    But they don't burn as cleanly.

  10. Re:Closure on Hans Reiser Leads Police To Nina's Body · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why this modern obsession with "closure"? It's almost as if

  11. Re:H.G. Wells saw this coming on UK Approves Human-Pig Embryo Stem-Cell Harvest · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've only leafed through the brochures myself, but the wild life tour sounds good.

  12. Re:FTA: on Mars Soil Appears To Be Able To Sustain Life · · Score: 1

    I see I have to explain what everyone else found funny:

    Growing foodstuffs on other planets is exciting.

    Asparagus is not exciting, and possibly the worst thing you could talk about if you want to get people (particularly kids) interested in space science.

    Thanks for playing "Miss The Nuance", the game where winners are losers in so many ways.

  13. Screenshot on A Video Game To Teach AP Level Immunology · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...from an early beta.

  14. Re:What about... on Gates' Last Day At Microsoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    Better yet: a 30 foot tall armour plated robot penguin that launches high explosive packed herrings while shrieking "DON'T FEAR ME!!!!" through a 10,000 watt speaker system, programmed to seek and destroy.

    Seems fair...

  15. Re:the #1 portable media player on the planet.. on Gates' Last Day At Microsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    Odd, looking at the brown Zune I could have sworn it was a number two.

  16. Re:What about Santa on North Pole Ice On Track To Melt By September? · · Score: 1

    What will we do when kids learn there's no ice at the pole for the old elf to live in?

    Saint Nicholas definitely isn't an elf. He's too tall to be the traditional type, and too fat to be the Tolkein/RPG variety.

    But to answer the question, he'll either have to adapt (/me sings "Wading Through a Winter Wonderland" and "Frosty the Puddle") or move to Neptune.

  17. Re:FTA: on Mars Soil Appears To Be Able To Sustain Life · · Score: 1

    And thankfully not in this colour.

  18. Re:FTA: on Mars Soil Appears To Be Able To Sustain Life · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet they don't read Slashdot though.

    Of course not. Slashdot is more interesting than asparagus, though sometimes not as intelligent.

  19. FTA: on Mars Soil Appears To Be Able To Sustain Life · · Score: 5, Funny

    You might be able to grow asparagus in it really well. ... It is very exciting for us.

    And I thought I didn't get out much.

  20. Re:Clever but self defeating on IT Students Contract Out Coursework To India · · Score: 1

    Might get the cheaters through a class but it's hard to hide a lack of training in the real world.

    That's what managerial positions are for.

  21. Re:I'm 33 years old, and still... on Children Concerned By Parents' Web Habits · · Score: 2, Funny

    I really didn't need to know about his particular fetish.

    And you're sharing this with us because heebie-jeebies shared is heebie-jeebies halved?

  22. Re:Spair?? on New Grads Shun IT Jobs As "Boring" · · Score: 1

    Which do you mean, the clothes or the IT grads?

  23. Re:Spair?? on New Grads Shun IT Jobs As "Boring" · · Score: 0

    Wait...you can wash clothes?

  24. Re:I don't see what the big deal is on Register, Others Call Plagiarism in "Limbo of the Lost" Game · · Score: 4, Funny

    Except one's breath.

    Hey, as long as you were getting philosphical...

  25. Re:As noted on Hack-A-Day... on Oldest Computer Music Unveiled · · Score: 2, Informative

    In that case, you mean "Thought the description could have been Americanised". God Save the [$monarch] is England's national anthem, the article comes from the British Broadcasting Corporation, the people who built the computer and wrote the program were English. Not referring to the American re-write seems pretty reasonable and accurate to me.