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Is Hacking Cars a Thing of the Past?

PhotoGuy asks: "I went to install a remote car starter in our Honda last week, which used to be kind of an elegant hack (like a controlled hot-wiring of your car), only to find out that additional expensive parts and modules were required, due to the anti-theft system on the vehicle, where the car's computer would not let it start, unless it received the right code from the magnetic encoding on the key! In order to install a car starter, you have to actually put a spare key to the vehicle *in* the add-on module to let the car starter do it's thing. Yeah, that makes me more comfortable, leaving a key installed the remote car starter. That sucker went back to the store pretty quickly, that's way too much work, when a dealership can do it for me. Is the slight reduction in risk of theft of your vehicle, worth that much loss of freedom of choice and control?"

"Ever since electronic ignitions, and especially ones controlled by computers, it seems the "hackability" and user-maintainability of cars has been declining. Your neighborhood grease monkey can't do much to a modern car without a bunch of electronic gear interfacing to the car's computer. It's almost a little anti-competitive.

Carbeurators, and the other mechanical systems which were fairly standard and visible and self-evident, really seem to be the equivalent of "open source", while the new computer-based systems seem to be more closed and proprietary. I know in the early days of cars with computers, there were third party ROM upgrades for performance tweaking; I'm guessing that's falling by the wayside more and more, as these systems get more and more complex.

It almost seems like a Microsoft-like statement, to tell you they're doing all of this to reduce theft, while really they're doing it to ensure you are forced into coming back to their dealerships..."

748 comments

  1. One hint by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 0

    Don't drive a car running windows

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    1. Re:One hint by redrouteone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Officer I dont know what happened, I was driveing down the road and my windsheild turned blue with a bunch of words on it. Then there was big dent on my fender, but no other cars were around.

  2. A better question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Is a car's antitheft device even a deterrent to car theives? They can still bust in your window and take all your CDs and be out of there in a matter of seconds. Then you're still out the cost of new windows.

    1. Re:A better question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That person wouldn't exactly be a car thief, now, would he? He'd be a CD thief.

      There isn't much that's going to deter busting out windows. Hell, if someone really really wanted to do it without getting busted, a pair of rubber gloves, a slingshot, and a rock would suffice. Then they wouldn't even have to be next to it, and the evidence left behind is negligible.

      Car antitheft systems are designed to protect the car itself from physically being driven from one point to another without the owner's consent. Whether that be by immobilization or by making the car more attention getting (lights, horn, etc), its main purpose is to ensure the car stays in one spot.

      Tow truck drivers, those are the guys you need to look out for.

    2. Re:A better question by kbeast · · Score: 2, Informative

      if you lock your wheels, (turn them all the way to one side) so that the wheel can't move, tow trucks can't move it...

      .kb

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    3. Re:A better question by Betcour · · Score: 1

      Actually high-end alarms can detect if the car is being moved so that tow trucks are a bit disturbed in their job. Of course if you are badly parked, the cops might not like that either...

    4. Re:A better question by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember asking a tow truck driver about this once and he said it was bullshit. Either way a flatbed would work.

    5. Re:A better question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They certainly can, you just need a flatbed with enough power to drag the car along. If the car is in park (which is usually the case when someone is stealing your car), what does it matter if the wheel is turned?

    6. Re:A better question by dbrower · · Score: 2
      if you lock your wheels, (turn them all the way to one side) so that the wheel can't move, tow trucks can't move it...
      (1) wheel dolly; (2) flatbed truck.

      Don't you think they can tow away wrecks with smashed in frontends and no wheels? What naivete to think that locked, curbed wheels are even a nuisance!

      -dB

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    7. Re:A better question by bhudda · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I locked the wheels on a 18 foot moving truck once, and also got one side stuck in the mud. This happened when parking it for the night before returning it to the rental company. A small wrecker came out, mind you, and he just dragged the thing locked wheels and all where he wished. Not good for the car or truck, but very easily done.

    8. Re:A better question by pitcrew · · Score: 1

      Why do you think that tow trucks have dollies! Cars that have their wheels turned can in fact be towed it's just a little harder!

    9. Re:A better question by tenman · · Score: 1

      Hey I was just wondering, were do you park your car at night? If you could, include the address, color, make, model, and licence #. I juat wanted to test your statment...

      Thanks

    10. Re:A better question by 5foot2 · · Score: 1

      An avg sized man can break most ignition locks. It's a weak little pin. If someone wants your car, they're going to get it.

    11. Re:A better question by onepoint · · Score: 1

      Yes it's a load os trash,
      this is how you do it:
      1 Rubber mallet

      place mallet into 1 hand and strike the top (and front) of the stearing wheel at the same time use your other hand to move the wheel, you only move it to the next click.

      Onepoint

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    12. Re:A better question by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      I use bulletproof window film on the linux car. A thief could break the window out, but it's much, much more difficult; and the time it would take would eliminate the idea of "smash and grab". It'd be more like: "smash, smash, bash, bash, bash, hit, pull, tugg, tug, smash, bash, rip, and try to grab without getting cut." It's not foolproof, but it's a healthy deterrent. It's expensive too, but that's the price you pay (no pun intended).

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    13. Re:A better question by kbeast · · Score: 1

      well, some tow truck companies won't tow it then, because it can, ruin your car if your dragging the thing.

      .kb

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    14. Re:A better question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.viceland.com/issues/v8n8/htdocs/gone_in .php

      Gone in 194 seconds.

      NOTHING will stop a car thief, cars aren't
      designed to, nor will they be anytime soon.

    15. Re:A better question by YourMessageHere · · Score: 1

      I lived in Manhattan several years ago and after the first time my car was broken into I got a nice leather daypack which I kept in the car. Whenever I parked it I'd put anything worth stealing (including the removable stereo) into the pack, take it with me, and leave the doors unlocked. Several times I returned to find one of the doors open, papers scattered about, but nothing stolen. And no broken windows.

  3. Car Theft by jeremiahstanley · · Score: 1, Informative

    Most good car theives would look for cars WITH alarms as they would be able to get some cash for that part too. I takes about ten seconds for someone to smash the window, rip out the alarm system/turn it off and hotwiring the car isn't that big of a deal as I've seen some really organized car theft in my time using a tow truck...

    1. Re:Car Theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what do you care about leaving the key in the vehicle. chances are you don't really own your car and what do you care if it gets stolen? isnt that watch insurance is for. personally ive never locked a car.

    2. Re:Car Theft by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      You really should ask your parents how it works. Most insurance companies wait 30 days before paying anything in case the car is found. If it is found it depends on what your coverage is whether you get anything. If it is found you will only get the blue book value which might be less than what you have left in payments. If you lease and have gap insurance then you don't pay anything on the stolen car but you still have get a new car and pay all of the upfront costs (which on my last car was several grand).

    3. Re:Car Theft by pitcrew · · Score: 1

      Ask your insurance agent about reasonable precautions - you may not be covered if there is no sign of forced entry.

    4. Re:Car Theft by Diaspar · · Score: 1

      actually, my car is '01 has '01 as the last year of production. i really love my car, and if it gets stolen in a year - i'll really be out of luck cause it's going to be pretty much irreplacable. i like it more than most cars twice it's price, and it's really going to be a bummer (i put a lot of money in upgrades, too, which will not be returned by insurance company)

  4. Their goal... by smaug195 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Is to make more money for the dealers. I think that we are moving into many diffrent incompatible car computers that all are worked diffrently so a mechanic cant service more then 1 or 2 diffrent types. Bringing about the death of independent mechanics and the rise of the dealerships. Then again I could be paranoid.

    1. Re:Their goal... by saider · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not too paranoid. Dealerships make a lot of their money servicing cars. Granted, most of the money comes from the parent company for warranty work. But this practice will not be opposed because there is a lot of money to be made.

      1) End user maintenance. Why can't the car tell you why the check engine light is on? Because the dealers want you to come down to the shop and pay them $40 just to do a diagnosis.

      2) Mechanics will get the machines that they need to read the computer codes. The car companies make money indirectly by working with the folks who build these boxes. The mechanics make money because they can charge somebody $40 because a light came on.

      #2 really burns me. The computers in the shop are typically PCs housed in a big console with several cables coming out. The cables are simply a black box to the parallel port. There is no reason that this black box cannot be made available in you local Discount Auto.

      Once my car is paid for, I'm going to set out to develop a replacement computer of my own design - Just to spite those guys. If anyone is interested or knows where I can get info on the Ford 4.6L engine, please let me know. I've got the shop manuals, and they do a pretty good job of describing the signals coming from the equipment. The next step is to design the hardware. OpenCar anyone? No...wait...that's a lousy name. How about RagTop?

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    2. Re:Their goal... by TwoStep · · Score: 5, Informative

      That "black-box" is available. Check this out. The whole rant is sort of flawed, because there is actually a standard for car diagnostic interfaces, called ODB-2. I had a link to the documentation, but can't find it right now.

      Twostep

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    3. Re:Their goal... by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Informative
      > Why can't the car tell you why the check engine light is on? Because the dealers want you to come down to the shop and pay them $40 just to do a diagnosis.

      Maddest props to Chrysler for making their diagnostic codes end-user accessible.

      Saved me a bundle being able to walk into a good mechanic's shop and saying "Diagnostic code XX, friggin' oxygen sensor."

    4. Re:Their goal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at . We are working on a GPL Linux device to permit you to read/reprogram your car. Currently targeting the new Sharp PDA. This will give everyone the ability to screw up the vehicle completely ;)
      We need more High School Students involved.

      Me, I drive a '69 Coronet factory rod and 72 Charger. Easy to work on.

    5. Re:Their goal... by Leven+Valera · · Score: 3, Informative
      #2 really burns me. The computers in the shop are typically PCs housed in a big console with several cables coming out. The cables are simply a black box to the parallel port. There is no reason that this black box cannot be made available in you local Discount Auto.

      Actually, for GM, some Ford, and Chrysler cars at least, you can get the AutoTap which is a OBDII to RS232 serial adapter combo which lets you get engine parameters in real time from the computer.

      Cheers,
      LV
      (owner of a 400hp TransAm with n2o injection)
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    6. Re:Their goal... by awaterl · · Score: 1

      Have a Mustang GT?

      I have been trying to find the shop manuals online for a long time ... if you know of any, please post :-)

    7. Re:Their goal... by Pyrosz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These guys sell a generic OBDII scan tool for your Palm or Handspring Visor PDA for $329.

      On the whole "their making it more complex to make more money for dealers issue", its not even close to that. They make it more complex by adding computer controls to get finer control of the car. Mechanical switches and valves are not as good (emissions, gas mpg, etc..) as computer controlled (electronic) ones. I have a feeling a lot of geeks don't even change their own oil let a lone do something like change an engine. Please go to a local net forum about cars and read a little.

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    8. Re:Their goal... by MsWillow · · Score: 1

      The computers in the shop are typically PCs housed in a big console with several cables coming out. The cables are simply a black box to the parallel port. There is no reason that this black box cannot be made available in you local Discount Auto.

      Actually, as of several years ago, when I worked at Sun Electric (I helped make the first PC-based automotive engine tester), the car's computers used serial, at some very non-standard baud rates (well, except for Ford's. Those used just plain old pulses to send information - and you had to count pulses to see what was going on).

      The newest stuff I'd seen also had limited bi-directional capability, in that you could tell the engine's computer to do things. It was possible to cause damage, if given the wrong command, that's why the non-standard baud rates and proprietary protocols.

      Mind you, the small fact that these proprietary protocals also meant that you needed to get all the equipment from the auto manufacturer, at a tremendous mark-up, was just frosting on the cake for car-makers. Heck, we had God's own bear of a time trying to get all these protocols as they came out, and then it was my job to figure out how to make our eisting hardware read them.

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    9. Re:Their goal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These guys also sell a kick ass OBD-II tool. You need to provide your own software, however.

    10. Re:Their goal... by Temkin · · Score: 1

      They definitly use it as a tool to coerce people into the dealership. But OBD-II scanners are easy to find.


      But the real hue and cry will start when one of the auto makers asks the FBI to shutdown one of the performance chip makers because they reverse engineered their PCM software in violation of the DMCA. I just see this one coming...


      Me, I'll stick with my rusty old low-tech no-computer diesel pickup... With an mp3 player... and propane fumigation... B-)



      Temkin

    11. Re:Their goal... by Dr_Auknix · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you are finding it hard to modify your car because of limitations in the engine management system, just replace it. Most drag racer using fuel injection will convert to something like the Felpro/Speed Pro engine management system. Here is one of many links from google; http://force-efi.com/felpro.htm This is slightly off topic as most cars have a seperate system for things like anti theft, climate control, etc, and another system for handling the data from sensors and delivering spark and fuel accordingly.

    12. Re:Their goal... by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      #2 really burns me. The computers in the shop are typically PCs housed in a big console with several cables coming out. The cables are simply a black box to the parallel port. There is no reason that this black box cannot be made available in you local Discount Auto.
      $30 gadgets usually are available at the likes of Checker and AutoZone that plug into the diagnostic connector and give a readout of whatever the computer's whining about. Even better than that, though, is that with some models, all you really need is a piece of wire jammed into the appropriate terminals on the connector. Do this and turn on the ignition, and the trouble codes will be blinked out on the "check engine" light (like the beep codes your computer's BIOS spits out when your video card goes on the fritz). Odds are that's all the $30 gadget does anyway.
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    13. Re:Their goal... by dbrower · · Score: 2
      1) End user maintenance. Why can't the car tell you why the check engine light is on? Because the dealers want you to come down to the shop and pay them $40 just to do a diagnosis.

      2) Mechanics will get the machines that they need to read the computer codes. The car companies make money indirectly by working with the folks who build these boxes. The mechanics make money because they can charge somebody $40 because a light came on.

      Right, but wrong set of conspirators.

      The OBD II system was mandated by the Feds, not the manufacturers or the dealers. The Feds required that the diagnostics not be readable by mere mortals. The reason was to keep bozos with screwdrivers from mucking with emissions-sensitive stuff. Requiring knowledge of where the standard OBD II connector is on the car, and presence of an OBD II reader is an intentional barrier to clowns who don't really know what they are doing.

      It is a known unfortunate side effect that it requires you to take it someplace qualified every time the 'check engine' light comes on. This doesn't need to be a dealer. This was seen as an acceptable tradeoff by those nasty bureucrats.

      There are now plenty of OBD II readers now available reasonably cheap for those who want the visibility.

      It's better now than it was before OBD II, because there were lots of different diagnostic systems, and it was more expensive for 3rd party garages to get a set of readers that would work with everything. With OBD II, one box works for all cars. That is one of the reasons they've gotten cheap.

      -dB

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    14. Re:Their goal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is to really really complicate the engine emission controls/car for pollution regulations.

      For those who don't already know: A huge amount of the price of a new car is the pollution control equipment.

      We're doing are part in pollution reduction...cars produce 95% less pollution than they did in the 1970s. All of this equipment costs lots of $$$ to the new car buyer.

    15. Re:Their goal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holier than thou, eh?

    16. Re:Their goal... by Trekologer · · Score: 2

      2) Mechanics will get the machines that they need to read the computer codes. The car companies make money indirectly by working with the folks who build these boxes. The mechanics make money because they can charge somebody $40 because a light came on.

      Unless it has changed dramaticlly since '95 (which I suppose it hasn't), you can read the computer codes with an electronic multimeter.

      That's right, the "secret codes" are read with the piece of equipment that should be standard on every good geek's toolbox.

      As for your specific question, I've got a Ford 4.6L engine (Grand Marq, baby!) and my Hayes repair manual has three pages of the codes (under $20 at Pep Boys). It would be trivial to write a program that takes the engine computer signals as input, look the signal up in a database, and spits out that the code means and how you could fix it. If you wanted to get flashy and have pictures and animations, you could do that, too.

    17. Re:Their goal... by ross.w · · Score: 1

      I used to have a Corolla GTi that was like this. To get the diagnostic code, you bridged two terminals on the diagnostic socket with a wire and the dashboard light blinks the code at you. The codes are available in any good Corolla workshop manual.

      In fact faults with my car were rarely related to the engine management system - usually obvious things like charging/battery failures and overheating. diagnosed like any other car.

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    18. Re:Their goal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two things. Like mentioned above, there is a standard called OBD-II, although the manufactorers still add their own codes for their own needs. Also, you could have gotten a DEI brand at circuit city that includes install in the price :)

      This system really took place first with Fords and GM's.. which have had the system since 1995. Others (like Honda), didn't add them until the 2000 model year, or haven't even added them at all. So once again, we can say Imports are superiour to Domestics! (heh)

      Also, a note on the alarms. Alarms not just make a funny noise, most also include a starter kill (granted it's nothing more than a 20 amp relay). They also make the LowJack (forget the web site off hand). Pretty much this device gives off a coded signal. In bigger citys, police can cruise with a device designed to activate the transmitter in a LowJack and receive the code, which can be used to find stolen vehicals. Much better than your standard alarm!

    19. Re:Their goal... by Emil+Muzz · · Score: 0

      Whoa. COOL toy. That's going in my stocking.

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    20. Re:Their goal... by BinaryC · · Score: 1

      I would just like to say thank you for posting the most useful url I have ever seen on Slashdot. Me and my dad both have Chrysler cars. One more reason to love Chrysler.

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    21. Re:Their goal... by atrus · · Score: 1

      Everything changed in 1996. A thing called ODB-II came out and obsoleted that.

    22. Re:Their goal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is called OBD-II. Ever car '96 and newer is required to have one by law.

    23. Re:Their goal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't post if you haven't a clue. No, the information available from a current auto's diagnostic port is a little more than blinking error codes. You can even read barometric pressure.

    24. Re:Their goal... by Defector!!! · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst your bubble on the Generic ODB II Scanner, but alot of times cars don't stick to the specifications. So you'll get a tool-maker who only writes their tool to the ODB II spec, which then ignores a car maker like, say, Suzuki (who is horrible at writing engince controls to spec). How do I know this? Answer: Summer job.

      If you really never want to pay a car diagnostic fee again on an ODB II compliant car, get one of these:
      http://www.actron.com/cgi-bin/web_store.cgi?page =k m9040.htm&cart_id=32958_13344

      or better yet, this:
      http://www.actron.com/cgi-bin/web_store.cgi?page =k m9620.htm&cart_id=32958_13344

      If you have a pre 1996 car, try this:
      http://www.actron.com/cgi-bin/web_store.cgi?page =k m9640.htm&cart_id=32958_13344

      These things are hoss, I know, I had to test like 20 different kinds of ODB II scanners. They can be upgraded vial serial port and the help line is actually helpful (ya, I know, wow). They even have an serial port to print stuff out on any standard printer (amazing...)

      Car computers are definatly the most complicated part about cars these days, as one controller usually handles all of the eletrical systems, engine monitors, and transmission controls in the whole car. Just a couple of little changes in some of those on-chip values and suddenly you're polluting way more or your gear shift is off. Actually, the biggest difference between cars today is not the size of the engine, but the controler that is timing all of the engine's operations. Think about a Corvette versus a Camero. Same engine, similar specs. But a different engine controller changes alot (ok, that's oversimplified, but it's a good rule).

      Car makers actually do like it when people tweak out their own rides, since many engineers in the auto industry are there because they LOVE cars.

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    25. Re:Their goal... by ajkunen · · Score: 1

      With OnBoard Diagnostic (OBD) v I or II, you need a computerized scan-tool or computer to read the fault codes that the ECU will produce.

      The OBD standard also mandates that there only be one fault indicator, the MIL (Malfunction Indicator Lamp), so that you cant tell the difference between an emissions failure and an engine/accessory failure. That way you cant just let an emissions problem go, you have to rush your car in to a mechanic because you think its gonna die!

      Mechanics generally sap you for 60-70 bucks to read the fault codes, so it pays to spend 100 or 150 on a OBD scanner for your laptop or palm, so you can figure out if you need to fix the prob, or if it actually is a problem.

  5. People Still Use Car Alarms? by Zapaanese.Whore · · Score: 4, Funny


    Does anyone even use those things anymore?

    I mean, let's face it, when you hear a car alarm go off, do you even *LOOK* in that direction? I know I don't.

    And even if I saw someone with a jimmy, the hood up, wires sticking out and a .45 in his back pocket, would I do anything? Of course not. Why should I? It's not *MY* car.

    All car alarms do now is annoy people.

    Oh and give kids a something to throw snowballs at during winter ;)

    - Z

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    1. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by Nos. · · Score: 4, Informative
      Its not an alarm. Its an anti-theft device which is not the same thing. A lot (most?) new cars are coming with these now. I didn't know Hondas did, but GM and VW both have these "key readers" that will not allow the vehicle to start without receiving a (magnetic|electrical|???) signal from the key.

      My car, a '99 Olds Alero, has the same thing. It's a nice feature, especially considering I live in the car theft capital of Canada (Regina). It can be a pain for things like car starters and getting extra keys made, but overall I like the idea.

    2. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by TobyWong · · Score: 1

      What else do you expect the kids to do with their free time out there? Wasn't there a movie a couple years ago with kurt russell called "escape from saskatchewan"? Err wait I'm thinking of something else. =P

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    3. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 2

      Ahh, Saskatchewan. Sit back with a cold one, and watch your dog run away for hours.

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    4. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by lizrd · · Score: 4, Informative

      The GM device you refer to is really pretty simple. The little "chip" embedded in the key is just a resistor. The ignition switch contains a simple ohmmeter that checks to see if the proper key has been inserted, if not it disables the fuel pump for a few minutes. This link explains a bit about how it works. a bit of Google searching will turn up lots more links that describe the system.

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    5. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by tb3 · · Score: 1
      Sit back with a cold one, and watch your dog run away for hours.


      That's days.

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    6. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I hear a car alarm I want to go bust out the windshield on that particular car.

    7. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, my old home town (not that I miss it in the least)! Over the years, my car was broken into, vandalized or stolen 7 times. How's about you?

    8. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by kbeast · · Score: 1

      um..yeah..we have an idiot who parks in the lot next to my aptartment building who opens the door without unalarming this car, and it seems to take him 5 minutes or so to unalarm it...

      I just scream out the window of my apartment now: "SHUT THAT FUCKIN' THING OFF YOU COCKBITER"

      Doesn't seem to work...brick might be a better idea...

      .kb -- A New Yorker

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    9. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by yusing · · Score: 1

      All of thousands I've ever heard were car ALARMS. And NONE of them was detecting or preventing a theft.

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    10. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the best place for the siren is *INSIDE* the car ... no one will pay attention to the siren going off except the thief, who will hopefully jump OUT because of the annoying siren, and leave your car alone.

      My car alarm is 132dB (I've heard most are 120dB), I wish I'd put the siren inside when I installed it ... at least when I'm playing with it and it goes off, I just shut the doors and smile at the people walking past.

      Maybe add some bass engines playing very low Hz, make the thief sick in the stomach ... as long as they throw up outside my car.

      Not sure about the legality of this, I suppose as long as it doesn't do permanent damage it is probably alright.

    11. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that's what he was referring to... I know what you're talking about (you're talking about those key's with a visable chip in the "stem" with a few little contacts on either side). But he's referring to a newer type of key...

      When I went to the dealer to get an original key cut for my '98 Olds Intrigue, they looked at my current (original) key and they still had to look it up in a book to see whether or not it had this "encoding" feature. Apparently, newer cars (usually higher-end cars like expensive Buicks and Cad's.) have the chip in the "handle" of the key (embedded in the plastic -- you can't see it) and the signal somehow travels down the "stem". At least...this is how one of the grease monkeys at the shop tried explaining it to me.

      Luckilly my key didn't have this feature -- it saved me about $50 for the ONE key (they're like $45-$60 EACH!)

    12. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by the_brat_king · · Score: 1

      You forgot one all important thing about car alarms... hot rods with rumbling exhaust!!!

      I love pulling through parking lots, and when I see a car that could be alarmed, revving the engine a little bit. I've actually on a couple of occassions set off 4-5 of them just starting my car! It's fun to watch the people point at the car with the alarm, laugh and shake their heads

    13. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by alexburke · · Score: 2

      I don't know squat about GM (I'm an import bigot), but Honda's Immobilizer keys aren't nearly that simple.

      There's an RFID tag inside the plastic key handle, which is read by the reading ring around the keyhole.

      If you have the wrong key (not just a non-Immobilizer key, but any different key) in there (if the code it gets back from the key doesn't match what it's expecting), then the system won't activate the fuel injectors. The fuel pump therefore has nothing to do with it (since it can be easily powered by jumpering it to battery/ground).

      Honda's Immobilizer keys have no electrical contacts whatsoever -- it's all done by induction. In fact, if you have more than one Immobilizer key on your keyring, the reader can pick up both, preventing the car from starting. (This only really happens if they're right next to each other on a small keyring, since the reading range is really short.)

      If you're interested in this stuff, drop me an email.

    14. Re:People Still Use Car Alarms? by alexburke · · Score: 2
      FWIW, if you want to add/replace keys on a Honda with an Immobilizer system (I think all Honda models manufactured now include it standard), you need a Vetronix Mastertech (Honda has a branded one called the Honda PGM Tester) with a special software card available only to Honda dealers.

      If you're adding or replacing a key, no problem -- you only need the password for the software card. However, any keys not present during reprogramming will no longer start the engine (so a corrupt dealer can't add a key without you noticing).

      The "All Keys Lost" condition requires a 4-digit code which is:
      • Keyed to the vehicle's VIN
      • Changes every 24 hours (so the Mastertech's clock must be set correctly!)
      • Available only from Hondacom/Hondanet (Honda's dealer-only info system)


        • There's also a 5-digit code which cannot be changed (it's a hash of the VIN, since replacing the ECM/PCM doesn't change the code [the VIN is programmed into the replacement at install-time]). This code is entered with the brake pedal, and will override the vehicle's immobilizer function until the vehicle's engine has been off for 10 minutes. It must then be re-entered.

          Again, if this interests you in the least, email me. :)
  6. other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Interesting

    well, I, for one, don't mind losing that kind of 'freedom and control' if it helps the deployment of ignition technologies to keep non-safe drivers out of cars: breathalizer, driver licence check, etc

    to me, it is absolutely criminal that cars are not mandated to have at least some level of drunkdriving prevention. dunno if that would get in the way of alternative security systems, but if it does .. well, lets just say that the average human is a little too attached to their car in the first place :)

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    1. Re:other ignition technologies by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      I guess you must be one of the people that will run an underground garage that will disable or bypass these systems, for the right price.

      Never push for a law unless you think about the huge criminal market it might create.

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    2. Re:other ignition technologies by soft_guy · · Score: 1, Troll

      I agree. I also think the car should have a computer in it that can monitor your speed against your GPS coordinates and the laws there. It should automatically issue you a ticket and withdraw the money from your bank account if you go over the speed limit. Maybe it could also monitor for change langes without signaling, running red lights, etc. and give the police the ability to remotely turn off your engine. If we had all this, the costs of law enforcement would be greatly reduced. The police could spend their time on solving crimes like murder, etc. instead of babysitting bad drivers.

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    3. Re:other ignition technologies by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

      or you might get a ticket for speeding to the hospital with a dying man, and saving his life after someone attempted to murder him.

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    4. Re:other ignition technologies by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's stop a car remotely in the middle of a busy road and watch the bloody carnage that ensues from the pile-up. If you want that much control over how people behave on the road, make a push for greater use of public transportation, where such control is feasible. Otherwise, stay the hell out of my car.

    5. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      sure, if you WANT to do something, you can. you always can

      My theory is that a significant portion of drunk drivers only feel comfortable driving dunk when they are .. guess what .. drunk. So I would say, sure, underground garages might spring up, but if we found out that the vast majority of cases were people who get in their cars while they are drunk, but wouldn't feel morally comfy with getting such after-market illegal alterations done, then its very much worth it.

      as always, it comes down to the numbers, but the drunk drivers I know wouldn't feel comfortable with using such services. basically, they just 'assume' when they are drunk that they arn't, hop in their car, and go ... because they can, and we still havn't reached the point where its easy to amass social support for not getting in a car after having one or two extra beers in that grey area that you can't 'feel', but numerically contributes to drunk driving.

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    6. Re:other ignition technologies by slow_flight · · Score: 1

      If we had all this, the costs of buying a car would be greatly increased, while the costs of law enforcement would remain unchanged. Also, if you were the happy owner of this uber-car, you would pretty much want to be the sole operator, wouldn't you. Wouldn't want your checking account depleted just because your irresponsible whatever-in-law drives like a maniac, would you?

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    7. Re:other ignition technologies by talesout · · Score: 1

      Or better yet have your engine turned off mid-flight and get stuck with a dead guy in the passenger seat.

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    8. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are obviously forgetting to think about the criminals that get pulled over for speeding. They have their licenses checked and the police computer says they are looking for the guy. Most criminals are so dumb that they dont abide by the laws in order to keep from getting caught. If you punish someone for something small, they may think twice about doing something big. But if something small goes unpunished, they step to the next level until they are bank robbers...

    9. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just have Junior blow into the breathalyzer.

    10. Re:other ignition technologies by isorox · · Score: 2

      Yep, and you've just saved a mans life, are you really bothered about the $100 ticket?

      However how about when the idiot behind you pulls in 3 inches from your rear bumper - you speed up to the limit + 5 to get away and you get fined. Great.

    11. Re:other ignition technologies by QuinBot · · Score: 1

      That's a joke, right? I mean, really?

    12. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shall we also outlaw alcohol? All it does is get people drunk. What a very dangerous substance! Also outlaw cigarettes, no reason to let people have those. And sex, nothing but STD's. Maybe you could let people have sex in "sex clinics," where you get tested for disease, have your quicky with an approved partner, and go home.

      Ya know, video games should go too. They're rather unhealthy, and they create those violent tendencies. Just look at Columbine. Ban them!

      Hmm.. no, wait a second. Maybe we're headed in the wrong direction. I kind of like my freedom, and being responsible for my actions. How about we don't make stupid-ass laws like you just suggested?

    13. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      I dont advocate that level of control for all the reasons above: there are lots of valid reasons why you have to make traffic infractions.

      Hell, I failed my first drivers license test because I didn't go over the speed limit to merge on the highway safely.

      However, I challenge anyone to come up with a list of 10 legitamite reasons for drunk driving.

      Also note that the breathalizer could be set at a most-serious-infraction level; just to stop the hammered people. Thus, you would still keep the responsibility and control in the hands of people who are in the 'grey area', if you want to keep the rights zealots at bay. (Of which I am one of them.)

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    14. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Ah, what lovely unthought out rhetoric!

      You can do all of the activities you described in a moderate and responsible way. You cannot drive a car when you are HAMMERED in a responsible way, or for any legimate reason.

      You're right tho. Actually, we shouldn't even have licences. We should just say: "If you want to drive a car, just make sure you're responsible about it!"

      Next time, try explaining your argument, and pondering the context of your examples a little more before jumping into a limp rhetoric rage.

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    15. Re:other ignition technologies by g1zmo · · Score: 1

      And the average /. reader is a little too attatched to their computer as well.

      What exactly did you mean by that? Is my grandma too attatched to her knitting needles? Is Linus a little too attatched to his kernel? I can't figure out where your condecension is coming from. People care about the things they enjoy ahcking on. I, for one, am apparently a little too attatched to my 3 jeeps ('64, '78, '87) that I'm working on every weekend. Do I have a problem, in your *humble* opinion?

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    16. Re:other ignition technologies by ethereal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember seeing an example of one of these systems on a "reality" TV show - they showed the cops remotely deactivating the fleeing car's engine. Of course, my first thought was: what happens when hackers figure out the frequency and the protocol and start deactivating cars on the freeway? I won't accept something like that on my car - my vehicle will be under my control, or it will be under no one's control.

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    17. Re:other ignition technologies by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2

      So, if I just took some cough medicine, so that I can stop coughing long enough to drive, I probably wouldn't be able to drive the car? I'm not sure how much a breathalyzer needs to detect, but I would wager this scenario could possibly trip it.

    18. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as digital freedoms are treasured in this forum, how is that more everyday freedoms are thrown away so casually? Is it that this crowd has been conditioned to believe in free software in the same way it has been conditioned to accept the heavy hand of Big Brother?

    19. Re:other ignition technologies by Tassach · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Sure, let's treat everyone like criminals because the might do somthing bad. Hell, while we're at it let's put speed governers in everyone's car so nobody can drive too fast. Let's put in proximity sensors to force them to slow down if they are tailgating someone. Let's put in a system to shut off the engine if they run a red light. Let's mandate GPS transponders and surveillance devices in all vehicles so the government can track our every move.



      I have no problem with installing a breathalizer in the car of someone who has been convicted of DUI/DWI, but it's totally unacceptable to require it of someone who has not even been accused, let alone convicted, of a crime.

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    20. Re:other ignition technologies by cavemanf16 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      That's all fine and good, but the original question still remains: Why are we being forced to go to a dealership (referred to as SATAN by the email-digest I subscribe to for my '92 Eagle Talon), to upgrade that which we could do by ourselves if stupid digital controls to limit what we can do were not put in place?

      My car's turbo boost guage is wildly inaccurate because the computer feeds it averages of the boost, not a straight reading from the turbo itself. Thankfully, I can buy an aftermarket boost guage, install it properly, and get accurate readings without circumventing the computer. This makes it much easier for me to diagnose problems with my car in the future as I have accurate readings from the turbo, not averages.

      This idea goes for all kinds of other areas of my car, as well as other cars. Besides, the driving tests here in America suck huge hairy ones! There are so many clueless drivers, without knowledge of how to actually drive a car, on the roads because of it. Just like most of the other perfectly good laws in this country (like no drunk driving laws) - if we could enforce 'em with more manpower, we wouldn't need ever more restrictive laws in the first place.

    21. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you "validly" run a red light or speed...

      You've still broken the law. According to your logic, you should still be automatically ticketed. Explain it to the judge.

    22. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what, pray, is wrong with underground garages? With space in most cities limited, it's just about the only way offices can provide ways to accomodate employees who have to drive to work. Sure, some of those garages may host the occasional "criminal market", but that's a matter of effective policing. CCTV can be used to monitor underground parking facilities to ensure nobody's setting up stalls selling dodgy jeans or dubious watches. Typical Libertarian BS - you claim to be in favour of individual rights, but when someone provides a means to let people exercise rights and freedoms, such as the freedom to drive, you want to clamp down on it, just incase someone finds a way to abuse it.

    23. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous+CowboyNeal · · Score: 1

      You may notice that on the side of most bottles of cough medicines, there's a little message that says something to the effect of "don't operate cars or heavy machinery while taking this drug."

    24. Re:other ignition technologies by (H)elix1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      However, I challenge anyone to come up with a list of 10 legitamite reasons for drunk driving.

      10) Natural selection?

    25. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      C'mon, think! Think! And stop grasping at stereotypes, buddy! I'm my own man, and think differently than each person here. There are other Big Bother-esque every freedoms I would fight to the death to preserve (such as smoking pot, watch

      How the hell is it Big Brother if I WANT it, and will gladly accept it if over 50% of the other people in my country WANT it? Don't confusing WANTING it with tolerating being told to accept it if I disagree with it.

      And if so, where does that leave you? Against democracy?

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    26. Re:other ignition technologies by Michael_Jarvis · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's stop a car remotely in the middle of a busy road and watch the bloody carnage that ensues from the pile-up.

      Actually, I saw that same television show. The device didn't actually kill the engine, but it did force the speed to gradually drop down to about 10-15 mph. Not a drastic stop, but it slows the criminal down. The goal of the technology is to (hopefully) prevent high-speed car chases, which put innocent people at risk.

    27. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      I'd agree if drunk drivers only hit other drunk drivers. :)

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    28. Re:other ignition technologies by bigpat · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you aren't human.

    29. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe, funny.

    30. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that logic, why have any laws at all. Then nothing would be criminal behaviour, thus no crime.

      Your a genius, you just figured out how to eliminate crime.

      Get bent.

    31. Re:other ignition technologies by Zoop · · Score: 2

      In New York or some such place, they have a breathalyzer ignition that can be installed on your car by a judge's order as part of your sentence for drunk driving. Pretty clever.

      Making them mandatory? Ugh--sounds a little Big Brotherish, but it does bother me less than an Organ Donor Suppression Law (a.k.a. a Helmet Law).

    32. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Sigh.

      So you agree with:

      - no metal detectors at airports
      - no police at large events
      - etc, etc

      You already, unknowingly, accept many upon many of the above types of measures. They don't make you feel like anyone thinks you are a criminal, because you're USED to them. You know in your head that you have to go through the metal detector, not because they think you're a criminal, but because its a sacrifice you're willing to make to catch the real criminals.

      Don't be a moron. You're essentially saying, whether you like it or not, you won't give up the liberty of not having a breathalizer in your car to catch the true criminals?

      I'm not even sure what liberty is involved here .. the freedom to not feel like a habitual drunk driver everytime you get in your car? what freedom are you giving up? your freedom to drink and drive? do you have a freedom to drink and drive?

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    33. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cheap shot, he is more of a patriot than you could ever even dream of being.

    34. Re:other ignition technologies by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      I saw a device like this that some police people were testing.

      It would be mounted underneath the cop car, and it was like a tray with a smaller rc-type car on it. The car wasn't any taller then a few inches, probably a foot or so square.

      When the cops got into a car chase with some suspect, they could just get right behind them, hit a button, the tray would drop, and the car would propel itself forward to the car the cop was chasing. Once under the car it would send a big electric shock thru the car killing the engine. This seemed like it was only meant for high speed chases and such, pretty crazy though..

      Zeno

    35. Re:other ignition technologies by Michael_Jarvis · · Score: 1

      Did the thing just go straight forward, or was it maneuverable? I'd hate to imagine a cop trying to follow a criminal at high speeds, and control a radio-controlled device at the same time.

    36. Re:other ignition technologies by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Sure, let's treat everyone like criminals because the might do somthing bad. Hell, while we're at it let's put speed governers in everyone's car so nobody can drive too fast. Let's put in proximity sensors to force them to slow down if they are tailgating someone. Let's put in a system to shut off the engine if they run a red light. Let's mandate GPS transponders and surveillance devices in all vehicles so the government can track our every move.
      You seem to forget that driving is NOT a right, but a mere privilege. So, it is perfetly okay to curtail the exercise of a privilege in order to preserve freedoms, like the freedom of walking home without risking being run over by a rogue driver.
    37. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      guess what? it's not just something that *might* happen, plans to implement the device in future produced cars are already in effect! I think I'll buy up a bunch of old cars right now and sell them on EBay for people who don't want hackers stopping their cars. Bidding starts at 300,000 dollars for a 1,000 clunker! do i have 10,000? anyone?

    38. Re:other ignition technologies by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      I have no problem with installing a breathalizer in the car of someone who has been convicted of DUI/DWI, but it's totally unacceptable to require it of someone who has not even been accused, let alone convicted, of a crime.

      Why? If it's a fair device that's applied equally and doesn't give the government any special power, what's wrong with it?

      For the record, your new car almost certainly has a governor (to keep the engine from bursting into flames), something to slow down people who tailgate would be a great saftey device, and an auto-kill switch to aid in law enforcement would complety eliminate any high-speed chases. (if the cop can tell you to stop ANYWAY, what's wrong with him flipping a switch that kills your enigne for ten minutes and thus *forcing* you to do what you're legally required to do anyway?)

      The "GPS so the gov't can track you" is bad. The "automatic alarm to call help when the car gets into an accident" isn't.

    39. Re:other ignition technologies by drsoran · · Score: 1

      That's a great idea! I don't know why your post was marked as a troll but let's be honest, how many times have we all been driving down the highway only to see some maniac come out of nowhere and zoom around you not even bothering to signal? The only thing I can do is pray there is a cop sitting around the corner waiting with their radar but it never seems to happen. I'm really tired of driving the speed limit when 95% of the rest of the drivers on the road pass you. It creates a hazard to not only me but to everyone else. Why even bother fining people anyway? $100 or $200 isn't going to stop someone from speeding. How about a mandatory 3-strikes law for speeders? 3rd strike and you lose your license permanently.

    40. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, and if they were the ones to die in accidents. A disproportionate number of drunk drivers survive their own accidents.

    41. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This happened to me a few months ago. Some complete asswipe was tailgating me so I sped up to about 10mph over the speed limit to get past some cars and move over to the right lane and the bastard turned on his lights. God damn cop.

    42. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the guy pulls up three inches from your bumper, you turn on the brake fluid sprayer you installed in the trunk and it coats his grille, hood and front quarter with paint-eating brake fluid.

      And since it's an ordinary automotive chemical, not something 'exotic' like carbon-tetrachloride the fucker probabably never figures out why he's now got such a lousy paint job.

    43. Re:other ignition technologies by jbf · · Score: 1
      and an auto-kill switch to aid in law enforcement would complety eliminate any high-speed chases. (if the cop can tell you to stop ANYWAY, what's wrong with him flipping a switch that kills your enigne for ten minutes and thus *forcing* you to do what you're legally required to do anyway?)

      And what happens when a criminal can flip the same switch to carjack you? Or a stalker can more easily catch his/her target? Or Clayton Lee Wagner can pull over his next target and kill them in a more rural area than he might otherwise?


      Any tools you give the cops will eventually be used by crooks (guns, wiretaps, pulling people over to kill them, ...)

    44. Re:other ignition technologies by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      And of course
      1) the car will magically know what the current BAL in the state you're driving in is, particularly when you cross borders
      2) No one over the BAL in an emergency situation will ever need to drive
      3) They'll never, ever malfunction

      Bah. As it stands, I'm not even particularly enthralled with using BAL as a standard. (having seen some people over the limit that can take it, and some people under that are dead drunk) I'd rather take my chances, than put up with self-styled do gooders. I don't even drink _at all_ and I find this offensive.

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    45. Re:other ignition technologies by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Nope -- IIRC in many places, it's generally legal to violate traffic laws if there is an overriding safety interest. If, for example, a cop waves me through a light, it's insane to imagine that there's any justification for _still_ getting ticketed, and _still_ wasting the time of the person, the cop and the court to waive it.

      (not to mention that things like failure to signal couldn't possibly notice people using hand signals, which are legal)

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    46. Re:other ignition technologies by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      It just went straight forward. Imagine a board about 1ft square, with 4 wheels, and what probably looked like some sort of rocket or something that looked like it was shooting it forward. In the center of the board were some wires that angled up and they were hooked to the center body part of the car (probably a batter and whatnot).

      If anything they could just have the cops partner do all the manuvering, that would work pretty good I would imagine.

      It was a show on the discovery channel, about new technologies the police force is looking at. They didn't mention how the little car knows when its under the target or not, or many more details, just kinda showed it a few times and went on..

      Zeno

    47. Re:other ignition technologies by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1

      You have an arguable defense.

      "Your honor, I thought there was a crazed road-raged, maniace behind me...he was TAILGATING JUST A FOOT OR TWO OFF MY BUMPER"

      This actually happened to a friend of mine, admittidly, it was more of a car chase, but the cops lights wern't on. My friend said he thought it was his new girlfriend's ex-boyfriend out to kill him.

      The judge threw out the ticket.

      Remember, if they don't have their lights on, you can say you were evading a insane highway killer.

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    48. Re:other ignition technologies by monkeydo · · Score: 2
      the drunk drivers I know wouldn't feel comfortable with using such services. basically, they just 'assume' when they are drunk that they arn't, hop in their car, and go ...

      So know they'll 'assume' they aren't drunk, jump in the car. The car will tell them the're drunk and they'll 'assume' the stupid thing is broken and have it disabled for next time.

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    49. Re:other ignition technologies by Cadre · · Score: 1

      I've seen the video of this also.

      The demonstration in the video was just of it going straight. The device was not powered at the wheels, but rather had a small little rocket on it. The theory behind it that the cop merely has to line the car up behind the perp about twenty or thirty feet and punch the button.

      The device (about the size of a skate board, but wider) wouldn't need to be steered since it would only take about two or three seconds which wouldn't be enough time for the perp to respond or swerve (not that they could really see it coming though).

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    50. Re:other ignition technologies by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      Damn it, another person who will trade freedom and control for government regulation. Stop trying to make your moral values into law.

      We dont need more government regulations! We need less government.
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    51. Re:other ignition technologies by LinuxHam · · Score: 2

      3rd strike and you lose your license permanently

      You're too naive. Plenty of people drive without a license. Then it becomes a $500 ticket instead of a $200 one. I drove 2 1/2 years without a license ten years ago because I refused to allow the state to make me homeless. If you need to get from Central Jersey to NYC, mass transit is great, so long as you live near a train station. But if you live and/or work in suburbia forget it. You absolutely must drive. When a cop once asked why I was driving without a license I told him, "I won't allow the government to make me lose my job." He gave me a ticket, but let me keep my car, which was a bonus. You'd be surprised at how often you'll hear suspended licenses on a scanner. Its so common, its not even funny. Sometimes I think half of Philadelphia drives without a license.

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    52. Re:other ignition technologies by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 1

      You'd think with all that alcohol in their systems their bodies would tend to burn up. Funny, that.

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    53. Re:other ignition technologies by skuenzli · · Score: 1

      The 'reading' the boost gauge in the 1G and 2G TELs is a computation based on the airflow through the mass air-flow sensor (MAS) adjusted for barometric press., temp, rpm, etc. You are right in that it is totally inaccurate (because it doesn't actually measure vac/boost).

      I have an aftermarket boost gauge on my 2G GSX for the same reasons.

      What area of the country are you from?

      Stephen

    54. Re:other ignition technologies by dumbkid2 · · Score: 1
      How about a mandatory 3-strikes law for speeders? 3rd strike and you lose your license permanently.

      I love that argument. Let's make it more illeagal. These people already don't care about the law! They didn't care that it was illeagal to drive under the influence, but they will care about driving without a license? Come on!

      Putting breathalyzers and other gizmos in cars isn't the answer either. These people that have lost their licenses, their insurance and their cars just go buy old beaters out of the paper for $500 bucks and drive them till they break/get confiscated/whatever without registering them. You don't want them drinking and driving? Put them on monitored house arrest (hell, put a monitor at their place of work too), or put them in jail.

    55. Re:other ignition technologies by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Sounds like we need to start putting known bad models of cars up on web sites just like we are already cataloging broken-as-designed compact discs. I will not buy one of these cars, and if forced to buy it I will disconnect the sensor. Until that's against the law, in which case I don't know what I'll do.

      It will only take a few people being carjacked remotely, mugged, raped, and/or killed in bad parts of town before the populace realizes this is a dumb idea. I hope...

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    56. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're suppost to slam on the brakes, let him hit you!

    57. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A friend once told me about someone he knew whos rear windshield wiper nozzle was broken and pointed back at other cars instead of the windshield. So when someone was close enough they chould just hit the spray and give the one behind them a good cleaning...

    58. Re:other ignition technologies by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of a ticket ONLY costing $100. Improper lane change is $300 easy...much less a speeding ticket.

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    59. Re:other ignition technologies by Altus · · Score: 1

      having lived and driven in philadelphia I would not be in the least bit surprised to find out that half of them never even learned how to drive!

      :)

      Im not realy sure which are worse. the philly dirvers or the south jersey drivers on the other side of the river. they both suck horibly but the styles of suck are different. this has always intrigued me.

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    60. Re:other ignition technologies by Javboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just because you are use to something doesn't make it right. At the turn of the century most Americans were use to Blacks and Whites being separate, but that wasn't right. People seem to think that technology can solve all of our problems. It can't, as it will always be circumvented. People have to be responsible for their actions. Once they have shown that they aren't, curtail their freedoms. As mentioned in other posts, put the breathalyzer in the car of someone that has committed the crime, not in everyone's car.

    61. Re:other ignition technologies by domc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So...driving is a privilege because they tell you it is, and you believe them? Wake up, and smell the coffee. Many people depend on this so-called privilege to make a living -- should making a living be a privilege?

      Personally, I'm not a big fan of automobiles. I have structured my life in such a way so that I do not require any vehicle beside my feet, and my bicycle.

      I think that most people would be much happier without the pollution, financial burden, endless concrete slabs, and accidents caused by cars, but, I still don't consider cars to be a mere privilege.

      domc

    62. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ahhhhhh .. howcome I'm on the end of a lecture about technology not solving problems. DUH! Metal detectors dont (as we learned) solve problems. They do, however, prevent some. :) Its up to the society to determine at what level a technology can infringe upon the liberty of it's citizens, thats all. I was only saying that by and large, we accept metal detectors. On the other hand, we don't accept nation ID cards. Thats cool! This is what we've decided as a society is acceptable. What I don't understand is why a breathalizer on all cars wouldn't be acceptable provided THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE IN THAT SOCIETY asked for them.

      I'm not saying the government should be free to impose it; if anything, the fact that they WOULD have to madate and force it today proves that as a society we still want to be able to bend the rules at will based on our senses of responsibility. But that may not be the case in the future ... and thats all I have to say about that!

      BTW, I'm usually the one screaming my head off about not relying on a technology or holding the percieved inferiority or inappropriateness of a given technology accountable for problems and events. About the only thing you can hold all technology for is that they /do/ alter social patterns, always and irrevocably.

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    63. Re:other ignition technologies by Andrewkov · · Score: 2
      Yep, and you've just saved a mans life, are you really bothered about the $100 ticket?

      Only if he refuses to pay the $100..

    64. Re:other ignition technologies by ChadN · · Score: 2
      My theory is that a significant portion of drunk drivers only feel comfortable driving dunk when they are .. guess what .. drunk.

      That is a tautology. Drunk drivers by definition are drunk. The question is, what is the proper definition of "drunk". In California, that definition (0.08 blood alchohol concentration, or lower depending on circumstances) is quite low (IMO). Yet, by MADD's own statistics, MANY more people are killed in "alchohol related accidents", by blood alchohol concentrations over .1; sadly, they don't break it down by even higher blood alchohol levels.



      At those low percentages, it is hard to decorrelate the accidents with low blood alchohol with the non alchohol related accidents (at least, these statistics don't seem to; I would like to know what work has been done in this area. We would have to know how many people are driving around with each BAC level at any time). Perhaps your acctual accident likelihood is not significantly higher at low blood alchohol levels (this is where the propganda wars that set policy have been fought)



      My take is that assholes cause accidents, people who drive very poorly, aggresively, foolishly, or who drink a LOT and drive. But if I have two beers at dinner, and drive home right away, I can be considered a criminal, even though I may not have any higher chance of getting into an accident than I normally would (in fact, due to paranoia, I might be driving even more cautiously and attentively than normal)

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    65. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fuck that. Fuck society's rules. Fuck society. When did I get to choose those? When did I get to vote? When did someone impose upon me that if someone else made a decision on my behalf, I'd have to agree?



      A major tool aiding Iosef Stalin in siezing power from the others in the Central Committee was to accuse those who disagreed with a policy of 'factionalism' and kick them out and later have them killed. Trotsky was the first; he opposed the New Economic Policy since it was essentially capitalism and was expelled from the party. Over the next 15 years, all of the original Politburo were killed (except Lenin, who died of natural causes, and Stalin, who had them killed and abused his power as General Secretary to appoint political cronies to help him grab power).



      I don't care if someone else says I should do something; I have no faith in their ability to decide what is best for me. No matter what they say in contradiction, no one can make a better decision on my behalf than me.

    66. Re:other ignition technologies by dbrutus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, that's around today, but it's in the form of speeding ticket cameras. It's a local scandal in DC that even police are getting ticketed by these systems and it's such a pain to appeal that they're slowing down their responses to calls because they won't speed or run red lights to emergencies anymore

      $100-$200 a pop adds up on a cops salary.

      DB

    67. Re:other ignition technologies by Griim · · Score: 2

      The problem with that, of course, is that drunk drivers tend to walk away from their accidents uninjured. Tensing up and restraining yourself causes you the most damage in an accident. Since they're blitzed out of their gourds, they're all nice and limber and don't even realize they've hit someone until way after the fact.

    68. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what happens when a bunch of immature jerks make the decision not to let you drive, and hassle you, or beat you? Sure, you can try to stop h4ck3r5, but how do you stop the cops when they're the jerks?

    69. Re:other ignition technologies by Asgard · · Score: 1

      I think there is some sort of physical contact to do that though; either a quickly deployed road strip (sort of like a spike strip but with electrical contacts that brush up) or a rocket-powered minicar that runs under the vehicle.

    70. Re:other ignition technologies by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      And what happens when a criminal can flip the same switch to carjack you? Or a stalker can more easily catch his/her target? Or Clayton Lee Wagner [google.com] can pull over his next target and kill them in a more rural area than he might otherwise?

      1: If there is an officer of the law nearby, you rely on her to keep you safe.

      2: If the officer is not present, or is not helping, you rely on the duly licensed and registered assault rifle you have "stored" within easy reach.

      3: If you're lacking anything to deter / defeat the criminal, you go along quietly and hope you survive it. If use of the system flags a GPS query, your chance of being rescued go up. Or, at the very least, the stalker's chances of being caught and your death being avenged go up.

    71. Re:other ignition technologies by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      1) the car will magically know what the current BAL in the state you're driving in is, particularly when you cross borders

      Any interstate device like this will be regulated by the federal government. Most likely a BAL sensor will be set to either a "national standard" that states cannot go over, or be set to the BAL of the state in which it is registered.

      2) No one over the BAL in an emergency situation will ever need to drive

      Even today they'd be ticketed. Aggrivated DWI is still DWI. And with the GPS "help me God" switch, you'd be able to call for help ASAP, too.

      3) They'll never, ever malfunction

      Of course they will. And so will the ignition switch in the car, the fuel pump, the seat belt, the spedometer, the ciragrette lighter...

    72. Re:other ignition technologies by nathhad · · Score: 1
      but it does bother me less than an Organ Donor Suppression Law (a.k.a. a Helmet Law).

      I have to agree there. I, for one, always wear a helmet. However, why should there be a law to enforce this? The only people a rider without a helmet hurts is himself -- as anyone who has ever been smacked in the face by a bug at 70mph will tell you.

      Personally, I favor natural selection in situations like this -- if someone wants to kill themself through stupidity in a way that won't injure anyone else in the process, let 'em.

      Chuck

    73. Re:other ignition technologies by jbf · · Score: 1
      1: If there is an officer of the law nearby, you rely on her to keep you safe.


      Rare.


      2: If the officer is not present, or is not helping, you rely on the duly licensed and registered assault rifle you have "stored" within easy reach.


      I personally could live without gun battles in the streets. If some "evildoer" (to borrow a Bush term) tries to make me stop my vehicle, I would hope that I had the opportunity to first use skillful driving to escape, in addition to the potential threat of lethal force. Secondly, if your workplace is a university campus, it's a federal offense to bring a weapon.


      3: If you're lacking anything to deter / defeat the criminal, you go along quietly and hope you survive it. If use of the system flags a GPS query, your chance of being rescued go up.


      GPS jamming? And how do you relay the coordinates back to somewhere safe? And why do I believe that my death being "avenged" will be sufficient?


      There's a reason they tell you to drive to a well-lit area if you're being followed. Giving cops a kill-switch is asking for trouble: currently, your "being stalked" technique is

      0: drive to a well-lit area

      1: if you can't make it, and there's a cop nearby...

      Installing car-kill switches eliminates option 0 and disarms your most powerful weapon, merely for the convienence of a few officers participating in chases. This is a clear lose in my book: why would a crook buy/drive a car without disabling the car-kill switch?

    74. Re:other ignition technologies by jrockway · · Score: 1

      And the question is, do these things work with the new "anti-theft key" cars? Hahahahah....

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    75. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those breathalizer thingys... anyone with even a slight electronics knowledge would be able to bypass it. It's just a relay hook up to a starter controlled by a microchip. Splice the starter wire back together and you're set

    76. Re:other ignition technologies by karlm · · Score: 1
      I think it would be hard and expensive to make a bethylizer that isn't easily fooled when there isn't a human watching it. Hook up a balloon through your nose. Air comes in your nose and out your mouth into the sensor. It'll register a little bit of alcohol, but the air hasn't contacted much surface area to pick up acetaldehyde and ethanol vapors. Anything that tries to tell if it's a real person blowing would be fooled, since there is a real person with their mouth on the straw. Put 37 deg C air in the baloon and You're pretty much scot free. A bit uncomfortable, but hard to detect as far as I can see. It just took me 30 seconds to figure that one out. I probably could have figured it out in 30 minutes while intoxicated.


      Requiring drivers' liscences? What about 14-year old Jack checking the fence line on a private road while Dad is off getting feed (with his liscence).

      What about Mom going into labor and 15-year-old Jill needing to drive her to the small town hospital becuase the ambulance is off treating a heart attack. You mean Mom might not be able to think streight enough to remember where she put her purse when she's in excruciating pain?


      Oh.. I was doing something stupid while drunk in the middle of nowhere and need to drive myself to the hospital before I bleed to death, and I don't have a cell phone. I'm sure that never happens.


      You could make the case that the headlight and tail lights should blink between dim and bright when the "override" button is used to start the car instead of inserting your smart-card liscence and blowing into the tube. However, I'm sure the farmers don't want to be replacing the headlights in their cars every month from so much power cycling from their kids checking the fences.


      The idea sounds good at first, but it's expensive, too easily bypassed, and a real hastle for some very legitimate uses.

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    77. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "3) They'll never, ever malfunction

      Of course they will. And so will the ignition switch in the car, the fuel pump, the seat belt, the spedometer, the ciragrette lighter..."

      The difference is that the ignition switch and fuel pump are necessary for the car to work, and if the seat belt, speedo, or lighter doesn't work, it's just a minor inconvenience.

      This device is NOT necessary for the car to work, nor is it a luxury, therefore it's not in the same class as the above items.

    78. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, 'round here, you can expect to pay $10-15 to get home, before a tip. $15 * 6 days/wk * 52 weeks/yr kinda adds up and cuts into the beer fund.

    79. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to me, it is absolutely criminal that cars are not mandated to have at least some level of drunkdriving prevention.

      You, sir, are an idiot. Next, you'll want people to have drunkfucking prevention chips built in.

      It's a social problem, not a technological problem.

    80. Re:other ignition technologies by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      IIRC, there is no national standard for DWI. It's not something the federal government has authority over, and merely crossing the device across the line probably isn't interstate commerce.

      As it stands standards are presently set by the crappy ass method of the federal government threatening to withdraw funding for interstate highways unless the state does what it wants. This is about as good of a system of government as handing out swords, IMO. I find it difficult to believe anyone would really want to endorse it.

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    81. Re:other ignition technologies by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I personally could live without gun battles in the streets. If some "evildoer" (to borrow a Bush term) tries to make me stop my vehicle, I would hope that I had the opportunity to first use skillful driving to escape, in addition to the potential threat of lethal force.

      So, you'd rather have high-speed chases and errattic driving than gun battles?

      Secondly, if your workplace is a university campus, it's a federal offense to bring a weapon.

      Check it with security when you come in. Or get the bogus law changed. Or, better yet, *leave it in your car.* (Your car is equal to your home, and cannot be randomly searched. Even better, it shares a lot of the same metallurgical components of a firearm.)

      Installing car-kill switches eliminates option 0 and disarms your most powerful weapon, merely for the convienence of a few officers participating in chases. This is a clear lose in my book: why would a crook buy/drive a car without disabling the car-kill switch?

      Maybe because the kill-switch broadcasts its ability to work, and turning it off will draw the attention of every Cop around?

      And it's not "convenience." It's safety. Every time someone tries to "getaway" from the law, they will get stopped without a high-speed chase, without causing an accident, and without ignoring all of the smaller crimes that happen "because the copys are busy."

      Besides, if you're being followed, *eventually* someone can and will find you, and kill you. Your only options are to get the following never to happen, or to deter it by the strongest means necessary.

      Another simple alteration would be to require everyone in a car to have a Fifth Element style identification, and let anyone within 50' identify someone operating anything as dangerous as a car.

    82. Re:other ignition technologies by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the ignition switch and fuel pump are necessary for the car to work, and if the seat belt, speedo, or lighter doesn't work, it's just a minor inconvenience.

      So add in Alternator, battery, headlights, timing belt, external key locks, fuel injector, computer, tires, brakes...

      There are a lot of systems on the car. Eventually, every one of them will break if given enough time. Almost every one of them (speedometer, seat belt, headlights) are required for the operation of the vehicle, either by law or by reality.

    83. Re:other ignition technologies by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      IIRC, there is no national standard for DWI. It's not something the federal government has authority over, and merely crossing the device across the line probably isn't interstate commerce.

      There isn't. But if there was a national BAL tester put in all cars, the Feds are the ones who would that national limit.

      As it stands standards are presently set by the crappy ass method of the federal government threatening to withdraw funding for interstate highways unless the state does what it wants. This is about as good of a system of government as handing out swords, IMO. I find it difficult to believe anyone would really want to endorse it.

      Hey, the feds handing out swords would be cool! ;)

      If there was a national box, the feds could place the national limit on it--and since almost every car passes interstate lines at least once in its industry, they have very clear jurisdiction over this. No more legislation-by-funding, but real direct laws. It'd make life a lot simpler, really.

    84. Re:other ignition technologies by Falke · · Score: 1
      However, why should there be a law to enforce this? The only people a rider without a helmet hurts is himself -- as anyone who has ever been smacked in the face by a bug at 70mph will tell you.

      The best excuse I've heard yet is for insurance reasons. Apparently it's not an option to just deny a claim where a rider didn't have a helmet when they didn't buy a 'non-helmet' rider. I'm not quite sure how I feel about the this issue yet.
    85. Re:other ignition technologies by Happy+go+Lucky · · Score: 1
      well, I, for one, don't mind losing that kind of 'freedom and control' if it helps the deployment of ignition technologies to keep non-safe drivers out of cars: breathalizer, driver licence check, etc

      Problem: Do you have any idea what it takes to get a legal breath tester certified in the US? It needs to be installed in a permanent location with a permanent regulated power source, because even a twitch will throw it way the hell off. (At least, that's the Intoxylizer 5000 EN-the current model-in my state.)

      That's why US courts won't usually admit results from the handhold testers. They're good for a field indication. They won't indicate alcohol where none is present. They help me decide whether I'm looking for DUI-alcohol (and will allow either breath or blood test under Express Consent) or whether I'm looking for DUI-drugs (which means the driver gets to choose between a blood test and a blood test).

      And the handhold testers cost around a thousand a copy. For being insufficiently reliable to even support a misdemeanor traffic charge, that's a lot of money and a lot more money to install them into the ignition. Not to mention the fact that people with asthma tend to have trouble with them.

      As for a license checker: Do you want the machine to actually check license status, or just to verify that a plastic card with a black stripe was swiped?

      If you want to actually check validity, you need to know one thing: Before I arrest someone for driving on a suspended/revoked license, I actually have to have the DMV's master file checked. THat means my dispatcher sends a teletype to DMV and one of their people has to actually look for the physical paper hard copy of the revocation order. No hard copy=no confirmation=no arrest. Now imagine just how busy DMV will be if they need to check status every time an engine is started.

      I don't know how attached to my car I am. Probably pretty attached. However, being a traffic cop, I am attached to keeping traffic laws enforceable.

    86. Re:other ignition technologies by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No, I'm saying that the feds _couldn't_ mandate a BAL box. They have to have the power to so legislate BEFORE it's put in place. You can't do it the other way and call it interstate, you bonehead.

      Furthermore, IIRC, that it is forseeable that something will cross interstate lines is NOT sufficient to put it within the ambit of interstate commerce. (hell, sometimes even crossing the line isn't enough)

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    87. Re:other ignition technologies by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      By that logic, why have any laws at all. Then nothing would be criminal behaviour, thus no crime.

      By your logic, we should just attempt to prevent people from comitting the crime in the first place. Heck, lets just put everyone into big padded rooms, one person per room, and slide their food in through a slot each day. That will prevent all crime.

      Don't try to modify the world to prevent crime. Modify the criminal to not want to commit it. The latter is much more effective. Just look at how well we have prevented illegal drug use!

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    88. Re:other ignition technologies by Demslam · · Score: 1

      they can give you tickets at least at certain places, i know on the mass turn pike if you use the easy pass system it will monitor when and where you on and off the pike for billing , i know that people have gotten tickets because they have gone from one exit to another in a faster time than possible at the speed limit. They send out a ticket. all and all neat stuff, but i drive to fast for myself to get one and on another note: the easy pass gives out a signal what is stopping some one to scan those signals and get an account and just copy it...

    89. Re:other ignition technologies by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 1

      uhhhh, lessee
      1)they DO put governors in cars
      2)GMC DID put those little black boxes in some cars a few years back and people got REALLY pissed(not sure if they are still doing it)
      3)they DO put GPS on 18-wheelers (trucking companies do) to monitor the drivers to see if they are on time, if they are at where they are supposed to be, comparing time/distance traveled to speed (trucking companies don't need the liabilities of unsafe big-rig drivers)

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    90. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, we should legalize child molestation because there are molesters out there huh?

      *sigh*

    91. Re:other ignition technologies by itachi · · Score: 1

      Oh, man, I'm not alone in wondering that? I was beginning to wonder... I don't think I've seen a turn signal used since I moved here. I walk to work, and I can't count how many times I've been nearly run down.

      itachi

    92. Re:other ignition technologies by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      No, I'm saying that the feds _couldn't_ mandate a BAL box. They have to have the power to so legislate BEFORE it's put in place. You can't do it the other way and call it interstate, you bonehead.

      So, explain the child saftey latches that were ordered in last year, or the '97 safety requirements, or the federal recalls of all those defective parts...

      Furthermore, IIRC, that it is forseeable that something will cross interstate lines is NOT sufficient to put it within the ambit of interstate commerce. (hell, sometimes even crossing the line isn't enough)

      Automobiles *do* cross state lines. With the possible exception of concept cars that never leave MI, every automobile model is an interstate product. The federal government has oversight on these, as a matter of fact, and it's a good thing.

      And since the Feds have jurisidiction over the automobile industry, with precedent, and they routinely impose "safety" rules (everything from seat belts to airbags to the old national speed limit), adding a BAL law would be, legally, simple.

      The politics of this, of course, are something else entirely. :) But /. is hardly the place to discuss politics of getting new federap automobile safety rules.

    93. Re:other ignition technologies by iphayd · · Score: 1

      1)they DO put governors in cars

      Yes, but they are set at over 100 MPH (108 another poster said.) It would be dangerous to physically limit cars to the speed limit. Imagine someone chasing you with road rage, a gun, and a car without a governor, and you'll understand why.

      2)GMC DID put those little black boxes in some cars a few years back and people got REALLY pissed(not sure if they are still doing it)

      Of course they are. My 98 Malibu specifically says in the manual that, in the event of an airbag deployment, the computer records your speed, braking power, and whether you were wearing your seatbelt.

      3)they DO put GPS on 18-wheelers (trucking companies do) to monitor the drivers to see if they are on time, if they are at where they are supposed to be, comparing time/distance traveled to speed (trucking companies don't need the liabilities of unsafe big-rig drivers)

      They are tracking their property and keeping cost down. GPS makes it real easy to do this. Whether a driver is where they are supposed to be isn't really an issue, as temporary permits tend to be for specific roads.

    94. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, driving IS a right. There is a website (I found it in a /. comment from long ago, hopefully somebody will repost the link) with a long legal argument proving that according to the U.S. Constitution that driving is a right. People in several states have gotten out of tickets for driving w/out licences using this defence.

      I believe the arguement was that people have the right to travel, thus drive. If drivers licences kept poor drivers off the road they would be "legal", but since people can simply renew licences without taking new tests, there is really no protection, making the law uninforcable. (or something like that. someone please find the link.)

      AC

    95. Re:other ignition technologies by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      I don't think I've seen a turn signal used since I moved here. I walk to work, and I can't count how many times I've been nearly run down

      Sweet jesus, you as a pedestrian still trust turn signals? 3 years in Atlanta without a car cured me of that for good!

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    96. Re:other ignition technologies by Cederic · · Score: 1


      I don't drink drive. Never have, never intend to. So why the hell should I have to put up with the inconvenience of an (inevitably) unhygienic device that'll go wrong far too often and prevent me driving my car while stone cold sober?

      I get enough grief in my life already. Stop trying to add more.

      ~Cederic

    97. Re:other ignition technologies by pthisis · · Score: 2

      2) No one over the BAL in an emergency situation will ever need to drive

      Even today they'd be ticketed. Aggrivated DWI is still DWI. And with the GPS "help me God" switch, you'd be able to call for help ASAP, too.

      I think the concern is more like:

      John and Tom go out camping. They take a few sixes, get drunk. Not planning on driving.

      Tom falls and suffers a head wound/is mauled by a bear/otherwise needs immediate medical attention. They're out camping, it's 1/2 hour drive to the nearest town.

      If John can drive his car, it may (depending on the nature of Tom's wounds) be less likely that he'll hurt someone on the way to the hospital than that Tom will suffer permanent injury or death because of the extra half hour wait when John activates the "help me God" feature and then sits waiting for the help to come take them to the hospital. In many rural areas, you don't even need to be camping to be 1/2 hour or more from the nearest hospital and hours from the nearest police department.

      Right now, I'd expect that if you had someone bleeding in your car and were drunk while driving them to the hospital, the court would consider the mitigating circumstances. Certainly unlicensed drivers have been let off under these conditions. Even if it's still technically illegal, courts are usually highly amenable toward bending the law if a life or permanent injury is at stake.

      If such a BAL meter were installed, hopefully there would be some sort of override switch that would flag your location to the police but allow you to start the car and drive it, then you could e.g. drive 15 minutes toward town, meet the police escort, and have them drive the rest of the way.

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    98. Re:other ignition technologies by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      If such a BAL meter were installed, hopefully there would be some sort of override switch that would flag your location to the police but allow you to start the car and drive it, then you could e.g. drive 15 minutes toward town, meet the police escort, and have them drive the rest of the way.

      Very good idea. And if all it does is scream out for the cops unless a judge turns it to "full lockdown", no one can really cry foul on this one. --especially if the officers are still required to test. Ooh, I like it. :)

    99. Re:other ignition technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, while we are at it, why don't we make it so using powerful OS illegal, since CRACKERS use these operating systems they must be unsafe until we can implement a way to stop CRACKERS breaking into systems. We don't we just take away all of our personal freedoms and civil liberties, I don't want them anyways. And if you can't tell I am being sarcastic...

    100. Re:other ignition technologies by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Hey wow, an actual well thought out rebuke, with details, and facts! Given the problems you list, obviously incar breathalizers are not mature enough to justify deployment. Thanks for the reply, it was one of the few that wasn't chaulk full of rhetoric. My opinions on breathalizers have changed ....

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    101. Re:other ignition technologies by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      So...driving is a privilege because they tell you it is, and you believe them? Wake up, and smell the coffee. Many people depend on this so-called privilege to make a living -- should making a living be a privilege?
      Driving a car is not like breathing. However, making a living is also a privilege. Ask any illegal immigrant about that!
      Personally, I'm not a big fan of automobiles. I have structured my life in such a way so that I do not require any vehicle beside my feet, and my bicycle.
      Ditto here. However, I do not like risking my life each time I go out (by foot) to make my living because some moron just can't drive properly.
      I think that most people would be much happier without the pollution, financial burden, endless concrete slabs, and accidents caused by cars, but, I still don't consider cars to be a mere privilege.
      In that case, I suggest you walk to the nearest Lexus dealership and demand your rightful car. I just wonder what their reaction will be...
    102. Re:other ignition technologies by jbf · · Score: 1

      So, you'd rather have high-speed chases and errattic driving than gun battles?

      I don't know about where you live, but here (Houston) we have street-races all the time. Those are pretty much high-speed chases, just neither party is a cop. People participating in said races generally do drive erratically. Kill switches would solve neither high-speed, reckless driving, nor would it solve erratic driving.

      Or get the bogus law changed.

      Slash has been so efficient at getting the DMCA changed. It's hard to get laws changed.

      Or, better yet, *leave it in your car.*

      Doesn't change the fact that you're breaking the law. It just makes it harder to enforce. And stowing it in the trunk doesn't help the stalker situation.

      So, you'd rather have high-speed chases and errattic driving than gun battles?

      If someone has a criminal history, I suppose I wouldn't mind their driver's license having a "kill-switch only" restriction (not that they're likely to follow it). In general, our law enforcement system relies on busting people after a crime is committed, not by curtailing rights.

      Maybe because the kill-switch broadcasts its ability to work, and turning it off will draw the attention of every Cop around?

      Please. How could it tell if it could work? By periodically self-testing? Easily defeatable, unless you make the engine and the kill-switch a single unit, sealed in tamper-proof hardware. But then I'll just mount two engines in my car, one with a kill switch and one without.

      Besides, if you're being followed, *eventually* someone can and will find you, and kill you.

      So let's just make it more efficient for the crooks.

    103. Re:other ignition technologies by domc · · Score: 1

      OK, you got me on the last point. I should have said driving, not cars.

      domc

    104. Re:other ignition technologies by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 1

      1) I don't support governors in cars
      2) I don't like the fact that a little black box is narking on me (but I do like the fact that it proves the lie to the otherguy who says "I was obeying the law" when he crashes into me) so I have mixed emotions about it
      3) having a driver where he is supposed to be IS an issue. I have a friend who owns a spa business. You can only fit about 6 of those things into an 18-wheeler trailer. the driver kept telling him "i'm in El Paso, TX. i'm leaving tomorrow. (next day) had some mechanical problems, won't be able to leave for another day. (3 days later) I'm in San Antonio now, so I'll be there tomorrow evening. (next day) big wreck on the highway, traffic held up for hours, be there tomorrow morning."
      (are you starting to get the drift here?)
      no more phone calls for 3 days, my friend needs his product NOW since he is delivering it to customers who have already pre-paid. he calls the company "where's the driver?", (company) "we don't know".
      they finally track the truck down.....it's still in El Paso! sitting on the side of the road and the driver is nowhere to be found. my friend found out from the trucking company that apparently this is fairly common (unreliable drivers, that is)

      so, having a driver where he is supposed to be is definitely an issue. running my own business where I receive shipments from 18-wheelers, I encounter the same thing but luckily have never had a shipment abandoned on the side of the road.

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    105. Re:other ignition technologies by isorox · · Score: 2

      YOu dont get points do you

      in the UK tickets are less then £100, but you get 3 points on your licence. 12 points in 3 years and you're banned.

    106. Re:other ignition technologies by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes you do, how many you get, varies by the ticket. However, in my state, GEorgia, i you ar under 21, any ticket that gives you three points or more = instant 1 year suspension. Qualifying offense: driving after midnight - this used be 1am, with the exceptions of medical emergencies, school events, church events, or driving to and from work, now it's midnight with no exceptions.
      more than 24 mph over the speed limit...basically if you're under 21 and drive on the freeway...you're screwed because everyone drives that fast over the speed limit on the freeway! :-) A DUI (i like this one.) and there are some other ones too.
      We even risk losing our license if we get 3 tickets of any number of points in less than a year...speeding or otherwise.
      This is just Goergia...I don't know how other states work but it's probably not to far off.

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  7. LOL by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

    What next? Take your SSL browser and server back to the shop because you can't telnet to them?

    Make Microsoft give you a refund for adding virus protection to OE6 ?

    Buy a new house because your old one had locks on the door?

  8. You're comparing apples and oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gimme a break, there is nothing requiring you to go back to the dealership for whatever "upgrade" you want, and you're the one who ordered the theft deterrant system, genius. If you'd rather go back to an abaccus so you can hack it, be my guest.

    1. Re:You're comparing apples and oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey "genius", lots of recent cars have this module from the factory. it's nothing to do with an alarm and it's not an option.

    2. Re:You're comparing apples and oranges by DonalGraeme · · Score: 1
      you're the one who ordered the theft deterrant system, genius



      That may not be true. Many cars today come with the theft deterrant system built into the car. You don't get to have the car without it.

    3. Re:You're comparing apples and oranges by Another+MacHack · · Score: 1

      Who put the gun to his head and made him buy that make of car?

    4. Re:You're comparing apples and oranges by Traxton1 · · Score: 1
      No one made him buy that make of car obviously, but what DonalGraeme said is true. There aren't many cars that come without any kind of theft deterrent system. Sure, you can buy the Super Deluxe one for an additional cost, but I believe the person who submitted the article didn't even know that the computer was interfacing with the ignition system or he probably wouldn't have bought the autostarter without doing some preliminary research.

      On an off topic, it seems like hacking in general is becoming less possible. I wanted to find out information about a type of phone, and ended up stumbling upon a wealth of information about phone "phreaking" that probably doesn't apply anymore and hasn't been updated since around 1995 or so. I'm sure the info there doesn't work anymore, but what about pushing the envelope and finding out what does? Are the new systems really 100% foolproof? I think any person who has ever worked with software development knows that nothing is 100%.

    5. Re:You're comparing apples and oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awww. You can't rip off the phone compnay any more. Boo hoo. "Technology is keeping me from being able to successfully commit crime."

      Cry me a FUCKING river.

    6. Re:You're comparing apples and oranges by Traxton1 · · Score: 1
      That wasn't my point at all. It was that no one even tries anymore.

  9. Car security by Starbreeze · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Honestly, I think the security is worth it. No one pays attention to car alarms going off anymore. My brand spanking new 2002 Taurus won't start unless you use a special key from the dealership with the computer chip in it. While the car came with 2 keys, it will cost me $80 each for additional keys.

    But then, I've never felt the need for a remote starter anyway. I've gotten used to walking outside in my pajamas in the winter to start the car so it can warm up while I get ready for work.

    1. Re:Car security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Call your dealer and ask the cost should you lose all your keys. Duplicating cost is small (if you call $80-$100 small), but often times the cost to start over with no keys can exceed several thousand dollars. Definitely worth the $80 to buy a spare for your safe deposit box.

    2. Re:Car security by Grelli · · Score: 1
      Well, first I'd need a car for this to hold true... BUT!


      If I were to walk out to my car, in the morning, in my pajamas, to start it in winter, I might make it to the top of my driveway.


      When it's 25-30 degrees celsius below 0, walking outside in pajamas isn't a good idea. I for one, when I can afford car insurance, will be getting a remote starter for exactly this reason.

    3. Re:Car security by Xibby · · Score: 2

      Well, after locking my keys in my brand new car (2001 Focus, did the 0% interest on GM cars get you too?) I can tell you I'm very happy that only the keys to the car can start it. Once the lock smith arrived it took him only about 45 seconds to use his tool to hit the power lock button. Nothing special, just a bent piece of metal.

      A car theif has the advantage of not having to mind the finish.

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    4. Re:Car security by jimlintott · · Score: 1

      If you have two keys (PATS System) it is cheaper to get an additional key as you don't need a tech with a computer to program it. If I remember correctly take your two good keys and your newly cut key. Place a good key in the ignition, switch it on wait 3 seconds and quickly remove it and place the second good key in, turn it on, wait 3 seconds quickly change to the new key, turn it on wait 3 seconds and you should be good to go. It will likely cut the cost of the key in half.

    5. Re:Car security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "I've gotten used to walking outside in my pajamas in the winter to start the car so it can warm up while I get ready for work."

      If you have a newer car you might want to check your manual, warming up the car before driving is NOT recommended on newer cars. Simply start up and go, you want to warm up the engine above idle, but no flooring (or lugging) it until the water tempurature gauge registers. The engine is designed for this, and it is supposed to help with emissions I guess. Of course in winter I would wait until the defroster kicks in and the seats warm up!

    6. Re:Car security by jon+doh! · · Score: 1

      unless the key to the safe deposit box is on his regular keychain and he loses that...

      :>

    7. Re:Car security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's silly. Why don't you buy an electric block / oilpan heater?

    8. Re:Car security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, after locking my keys in my brand new car (2001 Focus, did the 0% interest on GM cars get you too?)


      Focus is made by Ford. Ford != GM.

  10. Audi Performance and Racing by LordNimon · · Score: 5, Informative
    APR has been able to do some amazing things with Audis and Volkswagens. I'd say car hacking is far from dead, you just need to be a lot smarter nowadays.

    Besides, installing a remote car starter isn't my idea of a real hack. How is that any more of a "hack" than installing a new car radio? Obviously, you weren't able to bypass the security system, so you're not much of a hacker.

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    1. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note to ACs: I never read comments rated less than 1.

      Oh NOOOO! Now I'm not going to be able to sleep at night.

    2. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by coug_ · · Score: 1

      For those with Subarus and not VW's.. Cobb Tuning has done similar work with Subarus. A lot of the tuning (but most definitely not all) that is done on turbocharged and supercharged cars nowadays is through software, making sure you're making best use of the fuel used - different programs for different octane levels.

    3. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't read your message. nya nya nya-nya nya.

    4. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by tb3 · · Score: 1

      Uh, thanks, but my WRX is so damn fast now I couldn't deal with any extra horsepower. Would be fun on a rally course, tho...

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    5. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by coug_ · · Score: 1

      Uh, thanks, but my WRX is so damn fast now I couldn't deal with any extra horsepower. Would be fun on a rally course, tho...



      Yeah.. so's mine.. maybe when I need to start looking for replacement parts and I'm out of warranty. You can usually get more bang for your buck when you go aftermarket vs. factory replacement.
    6. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by Nater · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have far better torque and have beaten every vehicle (whether motorcycle, automobile, truck, or otherwise) off the line and out-paced it for the first 25 meters. Of course that's just in regular city traffic, but occassionally some punk in a fast car tries it. I also get infinite gas mileage. I drive a 1.15 horsepower Schwinn with a 24-speed manual transmission. I could turbocharge it, but I quit caffeine.

      Cornering? Braking? 90 degree turn, 15 foot radius, 20 mph (on a daily basis using worn tires).

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    7. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by snubber1 · · Score: 1

      Yah, I found a place to get more bang for my buck on factory parts. www.subaruparts.com they sell considerably below list and I know some people who can get you some extra discount codes on top of that!

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    8. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by TheLink · · Score: 1

      You beat motorcycles? Wow.

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    9. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this guy up. The slowest motorcycle can take the fastest car, no problem.

    10. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by Nater · · Score: 2

      You beat motorcycles? Wow.

      Sure, I jump up on the pedals when the light is yellow, and balance at a standstill with my feet in optimal starting positions. Then, when the light turns green, I give it all I've got and lean way the fuck forward so I don't pop a wheelie and loose steering. With my navel above the handlebars, I sometimes pop a wheelie anyway and occassionally the rear tire loses traction and I peel out (not far enough, and too far forward, respectively). That's not so easy to do on a bicycle. Of course, the biggest advantage is surprise. No one expects much from a cyclist.

      My horsepower was calculated in high school as a physics experiment. Everyone in my class was timed running as fast as possible up a flight of stairs through 4m vertical distance and weighed. Those numbers and Earth's gravity where used to calculate power in watts, which most of us then converted that to horsepower. The average was around 1.05 hp IIRC. That was about five years ago, so I probably ought to recalculate it. All I'd need is to find someone to time me going from 0 to 20 mph and a scale to weight myself with bike. From there the calculation is basically pretty similar.

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    11. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And furthermore, there's no way this guy could beat a motorcycle who was trying. No fucking way. Motorcycles have so much rear-wheel torque they can easily flip right the fuck over.

    12. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yah, but still... Those motorbikes have a pretty good power/torque to weight ratio too. I'm impressed.

      What sort of bikes have you officially challenged? 250cc?

      Link.

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    13. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by e_n_d_o · · Score: 2

      I do this too. I've got a Gary Fisher X-Caliber, with a few mods.

      But you can't REALLY beat motorcycles. You're probably doing the exact same thing I am, which is standing at the crosswalk looking up at the left-turn signal for oncoming traffic to go yellow. When it does, you lock in to both pedals, and within a half second of being set up your light goes green and you go for it. The reaction time is so quick that you're going to get a better start that anyone else.

      If you've got a well set up mountain bike and ride a lot, you can really suprise the hell out of everyone up to about twenty or thirty miles an hour, I'll give ya that :)

      And btw, to the folks who think motorcycles have so much torque... a competent bicyclist has proportionally a whole lot more. 175mm cranks and a 200lb rider locked in to both pedals (so he can push down and PULL UP) is going to generate more than 100ft-lb of torque, with a total vehicle weight about one-third of the motorcycle.

      Now if I could just figure out how to get my Z71 to beat my bro's supercrew :)

    14. Re:Audi Performance and Racing by Nater · · Score: 2

      What sort of bikes have you officially challenged?

      Hell if I know. I was riding down Sheffield past Wriggly Field one day in June or July and these two guys on Yamahas with racing tires and no helmets went flying past me. I caught up with them at the red light at Addison. They'd been roaring up the street behind me, so I knew they were going to take off anyway and so I didn't really challenge them, I was really just interested if I could do it. So they took off and I took off and I beat them across the intersection plus a little bit. Fun Fun.

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  11. reduction in theft by Telastyn · · Score: 1

    I don't see how it's only a *slight* reduction in the chance of theft (assuming the magnetic key has sufficient resiliancy to brute forcing, yadda yadda). I mean after all, if you can't simply hotwire the puppy being the standard car hacker, what's the chances a similar black hat car hacker can (in the time needed to steal the car w/o getting caught)

    1. Re:reduction in theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To break into a car: Place the point of any Philips screwdriver against the center of the safety glass in any side window, and lean into it. It goes pop and falls away in neat little cubes, leaving you access to anything inside the car.

      To steal whole cars: Get a bank loan and buy a tow truck, paint a phony phone number on the side, then go shopping. That's how 95% of the pros do it.

  12. Chips upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using and aftermarket chip for an engine is stonger than ever. Those system aren't that complex, there's justed better than before. Nothing can justify using a carburator in today engine except for racing application, and ever, new electronic fully configurable racing system are available. Performance chips are affordable and easy to install. And your comparaison with software is valueless, it's simply not the simple thing, car electronic is evolution.

  13. Expensive Car Parts Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Really the only thing you need from the key is the VATS chip off of it. You really don't need a functioning key to make things work. Electric current goes through the chip, and if the car doesn't receive the correct change in current, the car doesn't start. Requiring a key with VATS doesn't do much for the professional car theif or the theif with access to a dealership with a corrupt car parts guy (imagine that).

    Reb

    1. Re:Expensive Car Parts Needed by King+Louie · · Score: 1

      For many of these systems, a VATS chip isn't even required -- installing the proper resistor where needed will do the trick. I installed one of these a couple of years ago, and it included directions on how to determine which resistor was correct and how to install it. The "key" here, as mentioned above, is that the car must receive the correct change in current, not some magic encryption key.

    2. Re:Expensive Car Parts Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a company that supplies immobilisers to car manufacturers. (These are the modules that read the keys.)

      The chip inside the key is actually a 80 bit crytpo transponder (10 byte secret key) that uses a challenge-response method for validation.

      Even if the key is validated It still may not work as the key-id (random number programmed into the key transponder - nothing to do with encryption) must be learned by the vehicle. These IDS are used by some vehicles to set your seats and mirrors to that drivers settings.

      To learn this key id from a programmed key you must know both the secret-key and a security PIN. If you have a brand new key you only need the PIN and the right software.

      The pin can be any hex value between 0000-FFFF so there are 65,536 possibilities.
      To prevent brute force hacking of the pin the modules are configured to lockdown after a few invalid PIN attempts. You must then wait a predetermined time (usually an hour with the ign on) before you can try again. I would take a very very very long time to brute force.

      The buss messages between the engine controller and the immobiliser is encrypted with another type of encryption. This would prevent you from installing an immobiliser with a key preprogrammed.

      What they do when they install your remote starter is:
      #1 Remove the immobilizer from your ignition casting.
      #2 Cut open a programmed key to remove a valid transponder.
      #3 Tape or glue the transponder chip to the antenna of the immobilizer
      #4 bury it under your dashboard.

      What this does is remove your vehicles capability to validate the key that's used to start the car.
      In effect you are bypassing the security and hot wiring your car when you install these remote starters.

      Here is a quick fun fact: These are the same transponders used in those Mobile Speed Passes.

    3. Re:Expensive Car Parts Needed by bkocik · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Electric current goes through the chip, and if the car doesn't receive the correct change in current, the car doesn't start. Requiring a key with VATS doesn't do much for the professional car theif or the theif with access to a dealership with a corrupt car parts guy (imagine that).

      (Former locksmith)
      Except that there are something like 16 possible resistance values (that was a few years ago, there may be more now) used in, for example, the Corvette. If you try to start the car with the wrong value, the fuel pump is disabled for a period of time (I think it started at three minutes). Second wrong one, the pump is disable for six minutes. Then 12, then 24, etc.

      We had a tool called a Sidewinder that slipped over a cut key and slipped copper prongs alongside it in place of the normal contacts. You cut the key to satisfy the tumblers, then slip on the Sidewinder and start trying resistance values (it has a dial on it to change values). It didn't get us around the pauses, however, and sometimes generating a key for a VATS enabled vehicle was an multiple-day event (unless you got the key code from GM, which is not always available...hence the need for the Sidewinder).

      All of this is more time than the average car thief has. Now, flatbed trucks with winches, those are another story.

    4. Re:Expensive Car Parts Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but a challenge is much more fun.
      I should try that.

    5. Re:Expensive Car Parts Needed by Buffalo · · Score: 1

      Your knowledge of the transponder itself is impressive; however, you seem to know little about current remote starter technology... many remote starters have a ground on start wire that is used to activate a transponder adapter. the adapter is a wire wrapped around the key and the iginition switch connected to a relay... the relay is wired to +12V and the ground on start output. And, voila, security is retained and the remote starter works.

  14. Lowered insurance vs. Hackable cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honda's always rank in the top 10 of the "Worlds' most stolen cars" list. As such, insurance prices reflect this fact. A magnetic key scheme does well to lower insurance and potentially prevent your car from getting stolen.

    I guess that's not an issue, though, for racer boys who like to put $10,000 of hop-ups into a $15,000 Honda.

  15. When Hacking Included a Hacksaw... by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    Anyone else remember when one could adjust the carburetor, adjust the spark gap, bolt on a different carb, or connect more speakers to the radio?

    Now there's a computer running the fuel injection, firing the spark, there's no carb to fiddle with...and if you try to do something to the radio you're likely to trip an antitheft device and make it quit working.

    1. Re:When Hacking Included a Hacksaw... by Qeyser · · Score: 2


      I absolutely agree here. There was a time when doing your own basic car maintentance was pretty easy to figure out on your own. Every car worked in pretty much the same way, and if you had even a little help you could do your own basic engine, heating/cooling and electrical work.


      Anything you couldn't do in your driveway you could do in a pay-per-day gararge with rented tools.


      Do those even exist anymore? I've read about them but I've never seen even one (in my short life = )


      -q

    2. Re:When Hacking Included a Hacksaw... by slow_flight · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there're hundreds of them in any given newspaper every day. Look under 'used cars' and in particular those manufactured pre-1980. Most of 'em are pretty cheap, too.

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    3. Re:When Hacking Included a Hacksaw... by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Anyone else remember when one could adjust the carburetor, adjust the spark gap, bolt on a different carb, or connect more speakers to the radio?

      Anyone remember when all the chips in your computer were 0.300" DIPs, no surface mount, easy to glom probes onto and desolder and replace? All standard TTL, no ASICs to speak of?

      Anyone remember when it took 100 chips to make a motherboard?

      As much as I miss old-sk00l hardware-hacking, the fact is that you couldn't build an Athlon system with a GF3 Ti500 without ASICs and other "hard-to-hack" parts.

      Likewise, you can't have new-sk00l things like onboard GPS, in-dash map views, collision-avoidance, heads-up displays, and EFI on your car without some "hard-to-hack" parts.

      Cars may not be as much fun as they used to be, but on the whole, they're quieter, more efficient, and more usable. You win some, you lose some.

    4. Re:When Hacking Included a Hacksaw... by Altus · · Score: 1

      Thats why I dont put a ton of money into my Passat.

      Its also why I ride a motorcycle, and more importantly why I will be investing in a big twin bike next season.

      easy to work on. easy to modify and more mods available for it than a honda civic.

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    5. Re:When Hacking Included a Hacksaw... by domc · · Score: 1

      I think he meant pay-per-day gararges, not old-skool cars.

      domc

    6. Re:When Hacking Included a Hacksaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now there's a computer running the fuel injection, firing the spark, there's no carb to fiddle with...and if you try to do something to the radio you're likely to trip an antitheft device and make it quit working.

      What are you talking about?? My 1975 Chevrolet has a computer running the fuel-injection -- and I can still change the oil. I even removed the radio on my own.

      Of course, if you are going to fiddle with its electronics you have to be an analogue wizard or really patient to do diagnoses. There aren't any digital computer circuits (unless you count that high-voltage spark-on/spark-off circuit for each cylinder) making it run.

      Oh, and I can't take it to the local Chevrolet dealer: those that know what it is simply say they haven't seen one in years. "Good luck." I usually read the message board on Yahoo for any information that I can't get from the owners association. I will admit that some of their conversations are funny.

  16. Honda Hacking by SmackDown · · Score: 1

    So, you want to hack your honda's computer? Try Apex'i Actually, you can just bypass it, and do all sorts of fun stuff like control your VTEC lobes, throw a turbo on there and control wastegates, do custom ignition. The best thing is, a grease monkey with some computer experience can easily do this. All you need to do is find someone with a dyno who will let you use it.

    1. Re:Honda Hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A "hacked" Honda engine management computer will still only be controlling a Honda motor. You can't turn a tortoise into a hare.

  17. No loss of freedom. by Xzzy · · Score: 2

    It's your car. You can do what you want with it. If you don't wanna put out the effort to hack in the features you want with a level of security that you want, that's not the manufacturer's fault, it's your fault for being lazy. ;)

    Your alternative option is to buy a car thirty years old (air cooled VW's come highly reccomended) and just set up a servo to short circuit the wires you need short circuited, and presto, instant remote start.

    Just don't leave the car in gear when to go to bed at night; use the emergency brake. ;)

  18. It depends on your car..... by MrWinkey · · Score: 1

    I drive an 89 Dodge Shelby and it is VERY Hackable so to speak. There are user groups out there for all of the 82-93 dodges who will help you do most anything from custom reprogramming of the ECU to reverse engineering the ECU chip to total race engine mods. The newer Dodge Neons are the same way. Totally moddable. With a few PC attachments and custom serial cables you can make you can even reprogram your own ECU. Part of the problem is that Honda has never been very Mod friendly due to it's reliability. For some strange reason people love to mod those cars up. My dad told me something a long time ago. You can make a fast car slow but it will cost you 2x as much, so why do that when you can make a fast car faster?

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    1. Re:It depends on your car..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hondas are a lot more reliable than any dodge you can find, saying anything else just prove you don't know what you're talking about.

    2. Re:It depends on your car..... by betis70 · · Score: 1

      learn to read. He never said Hondas were not reliable.

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  19. Response: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a fucking whiner, and probably a communist to boot. Nobody is keeping you from making your own, supremely hackable car, are they?

  20. Yeah, i'm pretty pissed off too... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 4, Funny

    I tried installing NetBSD on my car last week, only to find out the transmission in my Yugo is undocumented, and they won't tell me how to bootstrap the thing without having me sign an NDA first.

    It's a shame, it really is.

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    1. Re:Yeah, i'm pretty pissed off too... by dattaway · · Score: 2

      Don't dare publish any documentation from reverse engineering your car. That too, is now illegal.

      Change the gear ratio in your Yugo, go to prison for life.

    2. Re:Yeah, i'm pretty pissed off too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have Linux operating my car. 6 cylinders and multi-threading!

    3. Re:Yeah, i'm pretty pissed off too... by Debillitatus · · Score: 1
      Change the gear ratio in your Yugo, go to prison for life.

      I think if you actually bothered to do this, you would probably deserve to go to jail for life.

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    4. Re:Yeah, i'm pretty pissed off too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were able to find someone from Yugo? They offered you an NDA to sign?! That's better progress than me: I'm still looking for someone who knows what a Yugo is.

  21. hey now! by p01 · · Score: 0

    dont forget to use the "CLUB"!
    those thing works...

    1. Re:hey now! by Altus · · Score: 1

      except that you can just cut the steering wheel in one place and remove the club

      1 cut, no waiting

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  22. This just means you *REALLY* hack the car by Christopher+Bibbs · · Score: 2

    Anything that is drop in simple (like a remote car starter package) isn't a hack. Working around this "feature" is hacking the car. I only assume that the author never considering hooking up the car to a serial line and starting to investigate the I/O.

    I've hacked my motorcycles to make things work contrary to the original design on many occasions. Removing parts I didn't want that sucked way power, adding new circuits for auxillary devices, splice here, chop there, etc. Here's the important part, when I've asked other people, the typical response was "Gee, I've never done that." so we figured it out. Wanna know how long it took for someone to figure out that a '96 Kawasaki KLR hand guard could be fit onto a Suzuki SV650 with just a bit of machining? Now that was a hacker at work!

    1. Re:This just means you *REALLY* hack the car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not a hacker, you're a fucking grease monkey. Oooh. ph33r my l33t hairy knuckles.

      Loser.

    2. Re:This just means you *REALLY* hack the car by MCZapf · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You're not a hacker, you're a fucking grease monkey.

      Hey, computer geeks stole the word "hacking" from the grease monkeys (AFAIK). Before it was ever applied to computers it used to be used exactly as this guy does: "hacking" his motercycles.

  23. Nail on the Head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You hit it my friend! Since when does a dealer want to faciltiate you *not* having to take the car back to them for sservice?

    Remember the service light deal with BMW? Only a BMW dealer had the module to turn the service light off, regardless of how well you'd had the vehicle maintained outside the dealership. It's all about control!

    1. Re:Nail on the Head by ceesco · · Score: 1

      Umm, all you have to do is short two pins in the module for six seconds to reset the service bars. Either that, or lay out ~$50 to buy a reset tool.

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  24. "Loss of freedom and control" by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful
    How on earth do you lose freedom here? You're still free to go buy a car that doesn't use this sort of antitheft system -- get a Kia or something. I don't recall seeing legislation requiring you to go buy a Honda.

    Jesus, this is on the level of whining that you can't use the windshield wipers from your old car (which were brand new!) on a new car you just bought.

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    1. Re:"Loss of freedom and control" by los+furtive · · Score: 1

      Here here!

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    2. Re:"Loss of freedom and control" by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're too used to complaining that [insert MS product here] gives them no freedom, that they automatically assume that any little inconvenience is Anti-Freedom Subjugation By The Man.

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    3. Re:"Loss of freedom and control" by slow_flight · · Score: 1

      Jesus, this is on the level of whining that you can't use the windshield wipers from your old car (which were brand new!) on a new car you just bought.

      You couldn't legally do this anyway since those wipers were purchased on an OEM license, not an open license.

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    4. Re:"Loss of freedom and control" by ethereal · · Score: 1

      No, it's OK as long as you take the hard drive from the old car along with it :)

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    5. Re:"Loss of freedom and control" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "hear, hear".
      As in "Hear this, hear this!"

    6. Re:"Loss of freedom and control" by Theonewhois · · Score: 1

      Well, forcing us to have a security feature is only part of a more common and frightening trend. It's becoming harder and harder for even those who really know cars to do anything to them. As a good example, several European manufacturors no longer allow repair manuals to be published for their models, usually forcing dealer maintenance for all but the most minor of needs.
      I drive an Acura, and have in the past spent about US$20-$40 and And yes, of course I could drive a KIA, but I'd rather drive a car that I can really enjoy driving without requiring dealer assistance everytime my oil needs to be changed, or a set of keys gets lost.

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    7. Re:"Loss of freedom and control" by yesthatguy · · Score: 1

      Well, you shoudl take the network card too, so you don't need to call up and reactivate your automobile.

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    8. Re:"Loss of freedom and control" by ethereal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good point. I forget, how many tire changes am I allowed before I have to call home and re-register?

      Windows XP: it's basically like being on parole :)

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    9. Re:"Loss of freedom and control" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is that you don't have any "right" to a car. There is no constitutionally protected right to an automobile, much less one that you can alter to suit your fashion.

      In addition, you have every opportunity in the world to buy a car that doesn't employ these nefarious tactics you mentioned.

      Sounds a bit petulant to me.

  25. Huh? by Junta · · Score: 2

    Why do you want a remote control starter in the first place? This isn't even a case of lazniess, you *have* to sit in the car in order to do anything useful with it. And you say you feel uncomfortable about leaving a key in your unit in order to make it functional, but if they are already in your car and that far anyway, what would they need your *key* for? Starting the car? Well, if they are that far in they would have hot-wired if you didn't have a system in place.

    Besdies, a remote control car starter just sounds like a *really* bad idea. No benefit, all kinds of possible security breaches. You want to make your car easier to steal for no good reason?

    I'll admit that the fancy electronics are pushing out the really small-scale mechanics, but it is by no means microsoft tactics. They want to improve cars, make them harder to steal, more convenient and efficient. Yes, you may have a bit more proprietary stuff in each car, but I'll wager that even if the accessories are produced by a single company now, in the future other companies will have the circuitry for the different models just like they do forconventional parts.

    This is one of the most oddball ideas I've seen on Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Huh? by mblase · · Score: 2

      Besdies, a remote control car starter just sounds like a *really* bad idea. No benefit, all kinds of possible security breaches. You want to make your car easier to steal for no good reason?

      Well, the usual reasons include: You want to warm your car up on a cold morning before you get into it. You want to air-condition your car cooler on a hot day before you get into it. You want to know where your car is in a crowded shopping mall parking lot.

      These remote-starter devices have been around for many many years for good reasons, you know.

    2. Re:Huh? by Natasha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know where you live, but where I am (Montana) we have below zero winters. Having a remote starter means I can start the car before I'm dressed and have it warmed up by the time I'm ready to go.

    3. Re:Huh? by sandidge · · Score: 2

      Or you're in the mafia or IRA and want to make sure there isn't a bomb hooked into your ignition system. ;)

    4. Re:Huh? by cadfael · · Score: 1

      Today in Saskatoon, its about -4 degrees F, and that is one of the nicer days we are looking at until March. Remote car starts are just fine, thank you very much...

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    5. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the article was submitted by Batman.

    6. Re:Huh? by MagPulse · · Score: 1

      A remote starter by itself might not be too useful, but hopefully my next car will have an automatic pre-warmer, which will start the car, keep the doors locked, set the temp to 75, and defrost the windows for me.

      Extremely useful if your car doesn't have a garage to sit in for the winter. My car now won't even let me lock the doors with the key in it, so I either sit in it while it warms up, or watch it and hope no one jumps in and drives away.

    7. Re:Huh? by uslinux.net · · Score: 2
      This isn't even a case of lazniess, you *have* to sit in the car in order to do anything useful with it.

      Sometimes, I wish people who didn't understand something would be quiet, rather than pretend to understand it. Remote starters bypass the ignition switch to start the vehicle. As others have mentioned, starting a vehicle remotely is nice if, say, your car is parked outside on a cold morning, and you want to warm it up before getting in it. However, they ONLY work on vehicles equipped with automatic transmissions and fuel injection. Manual transmissions have a neutral safety switch, which requires the clutch pedal to be depressed in order to start. Bypassing that switch on some vehicles can cause problems with the computer, cruise control, etc. Fuel injection is required because carbureators require you to depress the gas pedal once or twice before starting.

      And you say you feel uncomfortable about leaving a key in your unit in order to make it functional, but if they are already in your car and that far anyway, what would they need your *key* for?

      If a key is required for the remote starter, and someone breaks in to the vehicle, they find the hidden key, remove it, and start the engine with it like a normal person. Or, they could hotwire it, bypassing the "key required" part of the anti-theft system.

      Besdies, a remote control car starter just sounds like a *really* bad idea. No benefit, all kinds of possible security breaches.

      I would *assume* these have some sort of built-in security code, just like a keyless entry system, garage door opener, etc. The security issue is leaving a key in the vehicle. Even hidden, THAT is just a BAD idea.

    8. Re:Huh? by KernelHappy · · Score: 1

      Thats what pressure switches under the driver (or passenger) seats are for.

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    9. Re:Huh? by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2
      You want to know where your car is in a crowded shopping mall parking lot.

      From the sound of the engine? "Be vewy, vewy quiet -- I'm hunting my VW Wabbit!"

      As for the other reasons, do what I did -- have kids! They love starting the car, and they'll warm up the seat some too.

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    10. Re:Huh? by Volta · · Score: 1

      Nah, you still need to turn the key to actually move the car with most remote car starters, so we just wire the bomb to the keyswitch instead of the ignition. Pretty simple, really.

    11. Re:Huh? by betis70 · · Score: 2

      Move out of the tropics and you will get the point real quick. When your nose hairs freeze walking between the house and the car, a remote starter makes for a pleasant morning drive.

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    12. Re:Huh? by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Besdies, a remote control car starter just sounds like a *really* bad idea. No benefit, all kinds of possible security breaches. You want to make your car easier to steal for no good reason?


      Next thing you know, he'll want to remote-start it over the internet (preferably wireless). Say, hook it up to the computer, and hook up the coffee pot, and start the car 25 minutes (configurable) after his coffee maker finishes. Then wonder in amazement when some haxorz 0wn his car!

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    13. Re:Huh? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Remote starters were orginally designed so people did not have to worry about bombs in their cars. The kicker is it so easy to design around that as you can set a time delay on the charge relatively easily and the art of making something look like an accidental roadside tragedy I'm sure has been developed quite extensively to those who need to use such clandestine tactics.

    14. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes, I wish people who didn't understand something would be quiet, rather than pretend to understand it.

      Piping up when you don't understand things is the whole purpose of slasdhdot!

    15. Re:Huh? by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      To be honest I always thought remote controls were a BAD idea. Starting a car and just letting it idle is not a good thing for the motor in the first place. It spews out pollutants galore, etc...

      Now before anyone says, but here in xxx it is -xxx degrees. Yeah, and ever heard of a garage? I live in Switzerland right now, but am Canadian and have a house near Montreal. And folks it gets cold in Canada!!! When we bought the house we made DAMM sure that it had a garage. Why? Simply nice warm car, easy to carry the groceries, no snow or ice to clean off, etc.

      And the best part is that I can drive to my inlaws in my PJ's without ever stepping out (They have an automatic garage as well).

      That is a better solution to the problem!!!!

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    16. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try wearing a sweater in the morning.

    17. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Walk out the door, turn on car, go back in. You are right, that is tough!

    18. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or set the bomb to go off when the wheels start turning, the steering column rotates, the brake fluid gets compressed, etc.

    19. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I can start the car before I'm dressed

      So I take it before you got the remote starter you were running around your driveway nekked?

      Now I know what people do in Montana in the winter for fun.

    20. Re:Huh? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Well, nice sarcastic point. I can understand this in parts of the world were winters are -10C and less dayly. Where I live, the average winter is 0C to -5C. Then I don't see the point: go outside, start car engine and start scratching the ice from the windows (all windows, not 20cm)...in that time you car has heated. I don't even do that, because while the car is running you are using fuel for no good reason *and* polluting the air for no good reason either. No, I'm not a tree hugger...but to have it cozy and warm in my car I just wear a jacket. Quite low tech, but very effective.

    21. Re:Huh? by FreezerJam · · Score: 2

      ..and here in Toronto we sometimes have below zero winters, but...

      We also have a 2 minute idling bylaw. So, your car better warm up in two minutes, because that's all the time you've got after you remote start it.

      Besides - below zero isn't really cold. Below -40 - now THAT'S cold. Winnipeg, yaaa!

    22. Re:Huh? by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      In Sweden, most cars are equipped with electric engine heaters. No pollutants, no noise and easily timer-controlled. Besides, since 95% of all Swedish (and something like that for the rest of Europe) cars have stick-shifts, a remote-starting mechanism would be like asking for acci-dents (pun invented here).

      This concept is like the American "Rush hour" where thousands of cars are standing completely still: Incomprehensible to a civilized person.

      Comg back on topic, I'll get redundant instead: Modern cars have become more and more hackable since more and more onboard systems are computer-controlled. My first car was a 1967 Volvo 121 Amazon. It had a grand total of four (4) circuit breakers to the entire electrical system. The little woman's current car, a 1995 VW Passat TD, has in the range of 30 and a large assortment of relays, computer control boxen and whatnots. I was most miffed when I learned that the newer TDi model is easier to hack since it has an electronic control box for the turbo and injection systems.

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    23. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't even do that, because while the car is running you are using fuel for no good reason *and* polluting the air for no good reason either. No, I'm not a tree hugger...but to have it cozy and warm in my car I just wear a jacket. Quite low tech, but very effective.

      And very bad for the engine.

    24. Re:Huh? by Troed · · Score: 1
      Manual transmissions have a neutral safety switch, which requires the clutch pedal to be depressed in order to start.


      None of my cars have had that, actually.

    25. Re:Huh? by GlassUser · · Score: 2
      Manual transmissions have a neutral safety switch, which requires the clutch pedal to be depressed in order to start. Bypassing that switch on some vehicles can cause problems with the computer, cruise control, etc.

      Not true. On most cars it's a simple pedal-top switch. You can easily and safely wire a relay in if you need to, or just bypass it alltogether. Where do you get this bunk?
    26. Re:Huh? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Yes, I heard that often too... Unfortunately I don't know much mechanics, so I cannot confirm it. I always heard that it is healthier for the engine to just start it cold and start driving immediately without pushing the engine until it is at "operating temperature". Now thinking of it, that is exactly what is marked in my car's manual. :-)

    27. Re:Huh? by uslinux.net · · Score: 2
      No, it IS true.

      Try telling that to my (now sold) '90 Celica. The neutral safety switch went bad, so I spliced the wire to get around it. The car worked fine, except cruise control would NOT function, because the safety though the car was in neutral (and didn't want to over-rev the engine). Maybe YOUR manufacturer doesn't add satefy mechanisms like that, but SOME do (Toyota in particular). Note that in my statement I said "can cause problems", not "will cause problems". Older Toyota's (parents had an 85 Tercel) didn't have a neutral safety switch (I could start their car in first gear and lurch forward).


      Also to note, I've *heard* of some vehicles having problems with the fuel injection system and engine timing working improperly - older late 80's and early 90's vehicles, though I have not experienced any others myself. It stands to reason that manufacturers (particularly Toyota, in this case), built that in as a safety mechanism to keep people from screwing up their engines, though it could just be an undocumented "feature".

    28. Re:Huh? by dave-man · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah?! Well I have a super duper whoosy whatsis.

      Actually, my truck has a block heater and battery warmer. Plug it in and when I go out in the morning the battery is perky as summer and the coolant is already warm, so the defroster is blowing warm air. By the time I scrape the back the sides are soft. By the time I scrape the sides the front is clear. No idle law here, but by golly I bet I make the two minute limit!

      dv

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    29. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know many grammar, either.

    30. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Perhaps because english is not my native language? *gasp*

      At least point out what is wrong when complaining...

    31. Re:Huh? by kruczkowski · · Score: 2

      I had a 2000 BMW 316i and the bmw people always liked to leave the car ingear. So everytime I was at the dealer and hopped back in the car I would stall it - looking like a compelete idiot.

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    32. Re:Huh? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      You could wire it to the wheels too. Make sure everyone is moving first, then boom.

      But usually better to make it look like an accident, boom boom stuff only for special cases.

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    33. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not bad for the engine as much as it is for the transmission. You get in a nice warm car with warmed up engine and ice cold transmission, then step on it and prematurely wear the trans. Actually, how is it bad for the engine?

    34. Re:Huh? by atrus · · Score: 1

      Yes.... but if you're like me.... you'll end up starting your car while in first gear or reverse (depending how its parked). That can be rather unpleasent when you find a nice hole in your garage door :)

    35. Re:Huh? by GlassUser · · Score: 2

      Thankfully it's a del sol, a bit smaller than even a civic. Just enough space to react (AKA slam on the brake and curse like a sailor).

    36. Re:Huh? by smatthew · · Score: 1

      actually you reduce pollutants by letting the car warm up. Didn't you read your owners manual? You're supposed to let the car warm up before you drive it. Hopping in the car, turning the key, and driving away isn't good for the car.

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  26. Seems logical to me... by mblase · · Score: 2

    If you want to protect your car from being started without a key, you need to make sure the key is physically there. Hence, no remote-starting. The way around this would seem to be buying the car with a remote-starter and anti-theft, or else buying one without both and then installing technology to do both.

    I don't see why this means "hacking your car" is a thing of the past. It just means you need an anti-theft device that's more compatible.

  27. An interesting combination by PK_ERTW · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... You are looking for an interesting combination here... a remote starter combined with security for your car. I had no problem putting a remote starter in my car ('85 van), spend $80 at Canadian Tire, and less than an hour of work, but security wasn't a big concern for me.

    What I think is if you want one of these devices, you are taking a security risk from the start. Me and a friend quite easily designed a garage door openor once that would scroll through the 1024 possible signals of a popular brand. I wonder if it would be very hard to design a starter remote to do a similar thing. Me-thinks no.

    I guess a final question, is if your car is that new, what do you need a remote starter for? Any new car I've been in warms up very fast, and the windows defog right away. It is only us in old cars that really need one. And we arn't as worried about security.

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    1. Re:An interesting combination by jargoone · · Score: 1

      Me and a friend quite easily designed a garage door openor once that would scroll through the 1024 possible signals of a popular brand. I wonder if it would be very hard to design a starter remote to do a similar thing. Me-thinks no.

      Me-thinks you are wrong. Did you do that neat scrolling trick back in '85 also? Because back then, they were still using those types of controllers.

      Nowadays, we have our fancy flying cars, and to start them remotely, we have rolling-code transmitters. You can't brute-force them or "listen" and play back the code. Modern garage door openers do the same sort of thing. Dip switches are a thing of the past.

    2. Re:An interesting combination by CaseyB · · Score: 2
      Modern garage door openers do the same sort of thing. Dip switches are a thing of the past.

      That doesn't mean much though. Garage doors aren't replaced as often as cars, I suspect that many people that bought the very first generation of garage door openers still have them installed.

    3. Re:An interesting combination by jargoone · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean much though.

      That's okay. We weren't talking about garage door openers. We were talking about remote starters.

  28. Ask Slashdot - Is technology passing me by? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Cliff,
    Am I getting old?
    It just seems there is all this new fangled gubbins, and I feel a bit past it. You never had computers in cars in my days, oh no.
    Is it just me, or was it better in the 90s?

  29. GM vs Open Source by JoeGrind · · Score: 1

    Conspiracy theorists start your engines!

    If it's that big a problem for you buy an older car. Pass on all of the bells and whistles that computers bring to a car in exchange for the ability to remotely start the car, if that's what's truly important to you. Or better yet, find your local grease monkey, go to a scrap yard and build your car from scrap. You still have the choice.

  30. The user maintainability of cars by corran__horn · · Score: 1

    I personally drive a 1982 Chevy Impala, a boat. The great thing is that I can actually fix most problems--it failed its safety inspection recently due to some rather old parts, and I spent about 15hrs replacing all of the parts, which saved me $700-$200=$500, but it also took two weekends. You can actually do work on it, but it takes time.

    Most people don't want to do this though, so as cars become more electronics based it helps the shops for all the people who can't/won't fix their own car. The other part is akin to the "windows" phenomenon-people don't care about quality, only that is gets the job done eventually. Cars now are designed to get the dealer the most profits, and forcing you to go in to get things fixed is a great way to do it.

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  31. spare key by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 5, Informative

    The chip in the key is required to trigger the anti-theft system, but the key itself isn't needed. You could cut the metal tongue off the key, rendering it useless for actually turning the starter, while the chip would still work.

    You would, of course, be essentially disabling that part of the anti-theft system, but thieves now have ways around it anyway. If the key profile is identical to pre-chipped versions, it would also mean you could run your car with a non-chipped key, which is a lot easier to fit on your keychain.

    1. Re:spare key by swb · · Score: 1

      What is the way around a chipped key? I'm sure there's some brute force mechnical thing that can be done, but what disables or renders the sensor inoperable?

    2. Re:spare key by morris57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have a Honda with the chipped key, and the remote starter that this guy was talking about. The security question occurred to me, so I tried to think about how a thief would go about using the key that's in the remote starter against me.

      You can't just remove the key and then take the car. You have to remove the key, remove the remote starter, then reconnect the ignition to the car's starter. This job, in an ideal environment would take about an hour to do.

      It then occurred to me that the least secure place to leave the car is in my own garage, since that place would provide the thieves with the most cover to work under overnight.

    3. Re:spare key by Altus · · Score: 1

      Actualy since the chip is already overriding the electrical check on the iginition all that is required is to force the ignition to turn...

      this can be done with a screwdriver. or the car can be hotwired regularly.

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    4. Re:spare key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell moderated this to 5? Slow day?

      It's a stupid 'solution' to a stupid problem (keyed anti-theft) that was, itself, created by stupidity (corporate bozos). TheSHADOW's chip doesn't work.

      thieves now have ways around it anyway

      So... the whole thing was a shenanigan in the first place...

    5. Re:Spare Key by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      An example would be grabbing the signal that the remote starter uses and just reproducing it when you are not around.

      Sorry, no-can-do. After using the remote starter, you still cannot drive the car without inserting the key and turning it to "on". If you press the brake or shift into gear, the system kills the engine. Reproducing the remote starter's signal would do you zero good; you'd still have to break into the vehicle traditionally and hotwire/etc.

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    6. Re:Spare Key by ruvreve · · Score: 1

      Ya but you could turn on the heat and have a comfy place to sleep that night. Assuming you were in a nice car and not a geo metro. Not to say that Geo Metro's aren't nice cars for all the little people out there.

  32. My Car Alarm Idea... by idonotexist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ok, I've only shared this idea with friends and relatives, but I'll make it public now: a 'screaming car alarm.' Yes, a recorded scream of a woman would play should a car alarm be tripped. Now, that should get attention...

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    1. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by HCase · · Score: 1

      they have it. i've heard one. it was going off for a good while apparently before i even got into the area. people looked, saw it was a car, and walked off. all it did was annoy people more than a normal alarm because they thought something might actually be happening.

    2. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by czardonic · · Score: 1

      Didn't you parents or some teacher ever tell you the story of the boy who cried wolf? It doesn't matter what sound a car makes, after a few dozen of the false alarms that car alarms are so prone too, people will just tune them out. The only thing your plan would accomplish is the desensitization of people to the sound of an actual person in distress.

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    3. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It would be cool if it started off in a low-key mode than got progressively more hysterical.

      Phase 1: *sound of clearing throat then woman's soft voice* Can you sort of leave now before it gets worse for you?
      Phase 2: *loud voice but not screaming* "OK, You were warned. Step away from the vehicle, NOW!"
      Phase 3: *screaming in woman's voice* "Thief! Thief! Help! Thief!"
      Phase 4: *screaming hysterically/shrieking* I'M BEING RAPED! I'M BEING RAPED! HEEEELLLPPP!! HE'S STICKING IT IN MY ASSSS!!! MY ASSSS!!!"

      And so it goes.

    4. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a woman's voice screaming virulent profanity at passers-by? That'd be cool.

    5. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by digitalmuse · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine had something like this for his Cavalier a couple years ago. When the alarm was triggered, the bullhorn under the hood cranked out this (fairly realistic) female scream followed by "Help! I'm being molested! Help!" in a rather 'I-work-in-blue-movies-now-but-I-really-want-to-do -shakespeare' voice. It would then go into a more standard car alarm warble for a few seconds, only to repeat the female voice again.
      The first couple times it scared the shite out of me, but I got desensized to it by the time he traded up for a new vehicle. I think the device was from RatShack, but all I know is that I have yet to hear an alarm like it since.
      Anyone else heard that one?

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    6. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by ruvreve · · Score: 1

      But only if she is screaming "FIRE!" because I've always been told that screaming "HELP MY GEO METRO IS GETTING JACKED!" never works.

    7. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by CmdrSanity · · Score: 1

      Why not a "passionate moaning" car alarm? Screaming might make some people run the other way, but no man could resist a pr0n alarm.

    8. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about a woman beckoning men to come have sex with her cause shes "sooooooo druuunnnk". That way, men run from all around to the car, and the thief runs from the large group of guys running his way:)

    9. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by Unknown+Bovine+Group · · Score: 1
      ok, I've only shared this idea with friends and relatives, but I'll make it public now: a 'screaming car alarm.' Yes, a recorded scream of a woman would play should a car alarm be tripped. Now, that should get attention...


      Yeah it would get attention for maybe a week, after which people would start to figure it out and ignore it, as well as ignoring the sounds of actual women screaming for help. Great idea.

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    10. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by betis70 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, one that steams up the windows too!

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    11. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 0

      They are already desensitized to people in distress.

      Screaming 'fire' for ANY emergency is much more effective....people like to watch things burn.

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    12. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by swb · · Score: 1

      There was a woman who got raped and murdered in NYC in the 60s or 70s, and the crime was witnessed by dozens of people who did nothing about it because "they didn't want to get involved."

      Even if people weren't apathetic, I'd guess half would presume it was some kind of a joke and just laugh, not think it was car theft.

    13. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by koogydelbbog · · Score: 1

      Kitty Genovese

      http://www.lihistory.com/8/hs818a.htm

      andy

    14. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody would steal a Geo Metro.

      Maybe the garbage collector would haul it off, or a mother robin would lay on it thinking it was an egg, if it was one painted the right color.

      But nobody would steal one.

    15. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by kbeast · · Score: 1

      yeah, but getting jizz on your seat when you get your car back would suck bigtime..

      .kb

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    16. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by davmct · · Score: 0

      What about a car alarm that paged you on your mobile device? That'd be more useful than a loud obnoxious sound.. you're in the mall.. beep beep. oh look honey, someones' trying to steal our car!

    17. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 1

      Screaming 'fire' for ANY emergency is much more effective....people like to watch things burn.

      Show me a single study which backs that up. I highly doubt it's true.

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    18. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by pkesel · · Score: 1

      Better yet . . . FREE BEER!

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    19. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And sent a video stream of the theift up on the internet (or somewhere) for later viewing.

      Of course then the criminal would sue the owner of the car for unauthorized survalence or some stupid thing. Oh what a world we live in.

    20. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by arkanes · · Score: 1

      I saw one of these parked in front of Freedom Park in SF a few years ago. There was a huge crowd of punks hanging out in front of it that kept shoving it every time it turned off. Great fun. I always wondered what the guy who owned the car did when he came back and found 30 punks molesting his car.

    21. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by czardonic · · Score: 1

      I have heard this too (no evidence, sorry). The reaoning that I have heard is not that people like to see things burn, but that a fire may spread, and thus threatens more people than the actual victim. (I guess it is unlikely that a burglar/mugger is going to go house to house, or person to person in the same area)

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    22. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 1

      I've heard it too, but I'm much more likely to run away from a fire, and toward a person in distress. I know it's a commonly believed, but that doesn't make it true.

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    23. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by czardonic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Think about it. You are in your house/apartment, you here someone yelling "Fire." I'd for damn sure call 911.

      I would do the same for someone calling out in distress, but experience has shown repeatedly (at least in the US) that many people will ignore it, or rationalize that someone else must be taking care of it. People (at least in the US) just don't want to get involved in troublesome situations if they can avoid it. Someone else's problems are easy to ignore. A fire can quickly become YOUR problem.

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    24. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 1

      I would do the same for someone calling out in distress, but experience has shown repeatedly (at least in the US) that many people will ignore it, or rationalize that someone else must be taking care of it.

      This is counterintuitive to me. As such I'd only believe it if I saw the results of a study. It would be easy to perform the study, just have people randomly yell "fire", or "rape", or "help", or "help, he's trying to kill me", or "help, she's trying to kill me", or "Call 911", etc. Honestly, I find it hard to believe that "rape" or "help, he's trying to kill me" or maybe "Call 911" would get less of a response than "fire", though I could see how "help" or "help, she's trying to kill me" might be ignored.

      Maybe you're right, but it's just not something I'm going to buy without seeing the results of a study.

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    25. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by czardonic · · Score: 1

      This is counterintuitive to me.

      It really stems from the self-preservation instinct that is hard-wired into the human brain. It makes perfect sense, from a purely practical point of view, to avoid any danger that does not presently involve you. It takes courage to supress the flight instinct and put oneself harms way for the sake of others. This is why people such as firefighters, cops and good-sumaritans are considered heros, as opposed to just normal people.

      Just don't try to conduct that study of yours on your own. Unless, that is, you want to find out if people will come to your aid when you call for help in jail.

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    26. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 2

      It really stems from the self-preservation instinct that is hard-wired into the human brain.

      This "self-preservation instinct" you talk about is a proven falsity. Humans, as well as other animals, have a natural instinct to help each other out. I suggest you read "The Selfish Gene" by Richard Dawkins.

      It takes courage to supress the flight instinct and put oneself harms way for the sake of others. This is why people such as firefighters, cops and good-sumaritans are considered heros, as opposed to just normal people.

      It doesn't take courage to call 911 and call for help. It does take a knowledge of the situation which is going on if you want to have the best chance of correcting it.

      Just don't try to conduct that study of yours on your own. Unless, that is, you want to find out if people will come to your aid when you call for help in jail.

      I never intended to do that, nor do I suggest anyone else should, without first contacting the appropriate authorities to get permission.

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    27. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by Hast · · Score: 1

      I prefer the way it was done in the unknowned film "Nirvana". (Gibson-esque world in the near future.)

      It went from a female voice to a computer/harsh (Think ED209 in Robocop.) voice in a few steps. It also had the added twist:

      "Step away or you will be electrocuted."

      Which I'd think would be a lot more efficent that "rape" or "fire".

    28. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by czardonic · · Score: 1

      This "self-preservation instinct" you talk about is a proven falsity. Humans, as well as other animals, have a natural instinct to help each other out. I suggest you read "The Selfish Gene" by Richard Dawkins.

      Regardless of the genetic reason, the fact is that real world evidence that supports the concept of self preservation abounds, even among humans. Honestly, you sound very sheltered. Have you ever lived in a high crime area, or large city?

      It doesn't take courage to call 911 and call for help.

      It does if you are afraid of reprisals. That's why they have anonynmous tip lines: because it DOES take courage to get involved in a crime. People in general are afraid to get involved and, despite Dawkins' book, often don't.

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    29. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 2

      Regardless of the genetic reason, the fact is that real world evidence that supports the concept of self preservation abounds, even among humans.

      I believe I mispoke slightly. There is certainly a self-preservation instinct, but not an instinct of rational self-preservation at any cost to society.

      Honestly, you sound very sheltered. Have you ever lived in a high crime area, or large city?

      The current city I live in, as well as one right next to the one that I lived in 3 years ago, rank in the top 30 highest violent crime rates in the country in 1999. The city I was born in was in the top 20. I get the feeling that you are the one who lived the sheltered life. A lot of people who only see the city when they watch the news get the impression that fires and murders and robberies are the only things that go on in the city. The fact of the matter is that most of the time this is not true. Murderers are the exception, not the rule.

      People in general are afraid to get involved and, despite Dawkins' book, often don't.

      I disagree. I think that people in general are not afraid to call 911. I don't think you're going to get people throwing themselves in front of bullets for others, but I think that people in general will help each other, if it takes a minimum of effort. I think that those who don't care about others and only about themselves are the exception, not the rule.

      Dawkins' book and many others like it were written precisely because people do not care only about themselves. Countless attempts were made to fit the theory of rational self-interest in with the behavior of humans. They've all failed. It's because humans don't behave with rational self-interest, or even irrational self-interest. Humans in general behave semi-rationally to spread their genes, and even their memes. Hell, that's why you and I are having this discussion right now. We're trying to spread our memes.

      Most of our genes and memes are much more similar to those of a normal semi-upstanding citizen than those of a rapist or a murderer. All other things being equal, we're certainly going to help out another semi-upstanding citizen against a rapist or a murderer. Even if all other things are only nearly-equal, and we have to expend a bit of energy to pick up the phone and call for help, most people are generally going to do it.

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    30. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by Animats · · Score: 2

      I once heard an alarm go off that sounded like this... "There is a break in at ... 2 . 2 . 5 6 . El . Camino ... The break in is at the ... second ... floor ... rear ... left ... window ..."

    31. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by SealBeater · · Score: 2

      What about a car alarm that paged you on your mobile device?

      They actually have one, my ex-girlfriend has an alarm that pages her with a
      warning if someone gets too close or starts messing with the car. I can't
      count the number of times she used to run out to see people parking or people
      unloading stuff close to her car. All in all, a great idea, no noise and no
      warning. (She was a geek and had computers hooked up to her audio system, and
      her car had been broken into several times before.)

      SealBeater

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    32. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 0

      You're asking for a reasonably acccurate & realistic study of (for example) screaming 'rape' vs 'fire'?!?!?

      That's silly!. Why not 'cut to the chase' and pose the following questions to yourself and see how most of us are coded?

      1) A woman screams 'rape' from a dark alley in what would be normally considered a dangerous part of town: Do you a) Call 911 or b) run to the scene to see what is happening?

      2) A woman screams 'fire' from a dark alley in what would be normally considered a dangerous part of town: Do you a) Call 911 or b) run to the scene to see what is happening?

      Study, schmudy, let's deal with reality...in situation #1, it's much more likely that the average person will yell for help (911 or whatever) than #2 where a person will more likely assess the situation first (for various reasons as mentioned in several of the followups to my post) before calling for help.

      (and yes, i've been modded down for speaking my mind, so what, I call 'em as I see 'em)

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    33. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 0

      I lived 20 years of my life in LA.

      3 rather loud rapes in my area didn't get any attention until after the fact although plenty of people were in hearing distance.

      Yells about fire always drew crowds.

      Some might think it's just LA people who act/think that way, but I believe that 'Someone Elses Problem' thinking isn't just an LA phenomenon. Not only that, burning does tend to interest humans...much more than personally fighting off rapists who are attacking a person that they do not know...studying to prove the opposite is rather silly.

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    34. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 1

      Study, schmudy, let's deal with reality

      You then go on to propose the answer to a mind experiment...

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    35. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 1

      burning does tend to interest humans...much more than personally fighting off rapists who are attacking a person that they do not know

      So you have a bunch of people standing around the rapist/murderer/car jacker and watching? How is that supposed to help? Or do you think someone is going to say to themselves "Oo let me go look at the burning building." and then suddenly change into a superhero?

      You're entitled to your opinion, but don't go around proposing it as fact unless you have something to back it up with. I assume your experiences with hearing the 3 loud rapes are second-hand, or else you personally would have called for help. Maybe I'm wrong, and you can fill us in on why you didn't, but would have if there was a fire?

      studying to prove the opposite is rather silly

      A study may or may not be silly, but unless it's done I don't think either of us are going to change our opinions. I'm fine with the rest of you being wrong, I only have a problem when you try to pass it off as obvious fact.

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    36. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 0

      I'm fine with the rest of you being wrong, I only have a problem when you try to pass it off as obvious fact.

      Prove that all of us are wrong. I have no problem with that at all.

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    37. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 0

      You then go on to propose the answer to a mind experiment...

      I did not suggest an experiment.

      I suggested that you discover the truth yourself rather than asking people to study the subject and then tell you what you should believe.

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    38. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 1

      1) A woman screams 'rape' from a dark alley in what would be normally considered a dangerous part of town: Do you a) Call 911 or b) run to the scene to see what is happening?

      Call 911 on my cell phone while running to the scene to see what is happening.

      2) A woman screams 'fire' from a dark alley in what would be normally considered a dangerous part of town: Do you a) Call 911 or b) run to the scene to see what is happening?

      Call 911 on my cell phone while running to the scene to see what is happening.

      I don't understand the purpose of those questions.

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    39. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 0

      I don't understand the purpose of those questions.

      That's because you modified the situation (added a cell phone) instead of honestly answering the question of yourself.

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    40. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 1

      That's because you modified the situation (added a cell phone) instead of honestly answering the question of yourself.

      I always have my cell phone with me, so I don't see how that's modifying the situation. Assuming I didn't, and that no one else was around, and that I was near a phone, I would call 911 first in both situations. Assuming I was not near a phone, I would check it out first in both situations.

      I still don't see your point. Are you saying that you would do something differently in the two situations?

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    41. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 0

      I still don't see your point.

      Look at what you wrote just now vs your previous This "self-preservation instinct" you talk about is a proven falsity. and other similar assertions.

      By answering the questions I posed, you have proven our point all by yourself.

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    42. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 1

      You're taking me out of context. Right after writing that line you quote I wrote:

      "I believe I mispoke slightly. There is certainly a self-preservation instinct, but not an instinct of rational self-preservation at any cost to society."

      The writer that I was responding to was trying to say that this "self-preservation instinct" was somehow more powerful than other instincts, such as the instinct to help others.

      By answering the questions I posed, you have proven our point all by yourself.

      I'm glad your point is proven, now could you tell me what it is?

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    43. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 0

      The writer that I was responding to was trying to say that this "self-preservation instinct" was somehow more powerful than other instincts, such as the instinct to help others.

      It almost always is. In fact, you have completely supported that with your own statements today.

      When faced with a situation where people are in immediate danger and need help, you have stated that you will first search for methods to cover your own ass.

      Everyone can see from reading your posts today that the point has been made...and you did it yourself. If you still don't see it, I don't think you ever will.

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    44. Re:My Car Alarm Idea... by aozilla · · Score: 1

      When faced with a situation where people are in immediate danger and need help, you have stated that you will first search for methods to cover your own ass.

      Umm, no, I will first search for methods which have a chance of actually accomplishing something. What am I going to do when I come across this fire which is too big for a woman to put out herself? What am I going to do when I come up against this rapist? I'm almost certainly not going to be able to do shit in either case.

      If you still don't see it, I don't think you ever will.

      I don't expect to see it. I am fairly confident that human nature is to spread one's genes and memes, not to preserve one's own life. You're going to have to do a hell of a better than give me a single example to prove otherwise.

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  33. Re:Car security! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, so it's nice to know that you car is secure
    with a fancy key required to start it, and yet
    you leave the thing running in your driveway,
    while you get ready for work!

    There's some irony here somewhere, I'm sure.

    AC

  34. Evolution by uslinux.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As the once proud owner of a 1966 Mustang, I remember what it was like to mod the hell out of my car. Now my wife has a Civic and I have a 4Runner (hey, we live in the mountains, so 4WD is a MUST on at least one vehicle). Modern cars are a LOT quiter, ride better, get better fuel economy, and are better for the environment. Equivalent sized (outside dimentions) vehicles actually have MORE room inside them now, more luxuries (all but the cheapest cars now have power windows/locks/disc brakes/etc, are much safer, etc, etc.

    All of this comes at a price. You now nearly need to be a rocket scientist (or at least an automotive engineer) to work on them, but IMO, the price is worthwhile. Meanwhile, my 5.0L V8 '66 Mustang used to get about 16 MPG and had about 220HP, yet you can buy a 4-cylinder Subaru WRX with 225HP (Turbo) which gets ~27MPG, and will let you walk away in a crash.

    Yes, cars have gotten harder to work on, but they've also gotten safer, lighter, less polluting, and more luxurious. If you want to tinker with your vehicle, buy a 2-door Civic and mod it up, or buy a classic to restore like I did. Or get a kit, and build it from scratch.

    1. Re:Evolution by AixGE · · Score: 1

      You're definitely right-on about learning to hack cars with a Civic. It's like buying an old 486 or something that you can afford to beat up and trash the hard-drive. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a big fan of the whole "rice boy" thing, but it's hard to go wrong with a 1991 Honda CRX that you can turbocharge and turn into a killer little race car. People tear up SCCA events in those things. You can do all the crazy technological stuff you want to it, with electronic boost controllers and everything else, and your total investment in the car is relatively low if you break it or blow the engine.

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    2. Re:Evolution by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 2
      Not all cars these days are so complicated. Yeah, a 2001 BMW M3 has 10E6 moving parts and OBD-II computers so you can't even change the ignition map. But, a Mazda Miata is so simple that significant performance changes can be seen by simply changing the ignition advance. Seriously! And the Miata is the kind of car where you can still change out the bottom end before lunch on Saturday.

      Also you don't have to go back very far to shed a whole lot of technology. A 1991 BMW M3 is *very* hackable: mechanics, computers, everything. It is also modern enough to have all the safety, emissions, and convenience features we take for granted these days. Perhaps this was the golden age of the automobile.

    3. Re:Evolution by Camarones · · Score: 1

      You've got it absolutely right...

      However, the people complaining about the non-tunability of modern cars fail to realize that many of the changes you'd make with bolt-on mods have their rough equivalents in ECU tuning and you can still put in bigger injectors, more air, basically anything you could do before, you just need to be sure the computer (more specifically its programs) knows how to handle it.

      Funny you mentioned the WRX, that's my next purchase. I currently own another Impreza, and another early 90's japanese sports car. They are not fundamentally different from an older car, just the systems involved are more refined and complex, with a heavy reliance on electronics.

      You can do much more with cars these days, you just have be to more familiar with electronics and the actual physics of what's going on, not the rough approximations that mechanical/analog systems let us get away with.

      Of course, one EMP bomb and I'd be right next to you in line getting parts for that old mustang :)

    4. Re:Evolution by Win-Developer · · Score: 0

      Give me a break dude. Modding cars hasn't gotten harder, you're just not trying.

      I'm not rocket scientist or automotive engineer(comp sci. guy, currently a QA/developer), and I am perfectly capable of maintaining and repairing my 1999 Trans Am convertible. Which by the way put down 390hp to the rear wheels(eat that Honda drivers). After buying a $300 unit, I can reprogram my onboard computer as I see fit and I can swap parts at will. Hell, I've even swapped out my tranny!

      It's not difficult to work on as long as you have the ability to gather information before you attempt to do anything. I look stuff up in the same tech manuals that the dealer has, or even online and then go to work.

      As an aside, I'd like to take this time to tell all the Honda/VW/Subaru Ricers(or wannabe ricers), to get a clue and buy a good American muscle/sports car. Trade in those rice burners for V8 power. Honestly, I blame the media for this whole "Fast and the Furious" craze.

    5. Re:Evolution by Evro · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're actually suggesting somebody create a souped up Civic? I think Miss Cleo on TV offers better advice.

      Call me now!

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    6. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should point out that the WRX is quite hackable. Well, at least for these guys. I have six weeks before my WRX comes in and I cannot fucking wait.

    7. Re:Evolution by chriso11 · · Score: 1

      Yeah - I am not a big fan of rice cookers. My current car is a '96 Mustang GT. I haven't done much to the car (only subframe connectors to brace it and a K&N air filter). It is a lot of fun (except when I got that ticket). I love the power. However, I really was seriously considering a WRX wagon - cause I have too many kids for a Mustang to be practical, and it's cheaper than the S4 and Lexus Icross. However, my wife has already decided what my next car is (thanks hon...). My next car is (drum roll please) a Honda Odyssey! Now we are talking some serious performance here!

      Do I sound bitter?

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    8. Re:Evolution by biltmore · · Score: 1
      UH..A WRX getting 27MPG..If you drive it like a great-grandma. I get at best 23 on the freeway. usually 16 around town. I drive a black WRX wagon.

    9. Re:Evolution by biltmore · · Score: 1
      Take your Trans AM off the road and the subies will take you. Not all subaru drivers are punk kids looking to race on the streets on Friday nights, with big ass spoilers and stickers everywhere. SO you should of addressed the Hondas and some of the VW and like 1% of the true subaru drivers. Your missing the big point.. 390 HP RWD or 227 HP AWD.? I will take a AWD 227HP (hackable) WRX over a big heavy american V8 car anyday... oh wait I already did..

    10. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was AWESOME!

    11. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh, I think I'd just kill myself and get it over with... I really serriously feel for you.

    12. Re:Evolution by Jburkholder · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's funny as hell, liked the tach redlining as the spedo strained to read 89mph.

      Reminded me of the rice boy page.

    13. Re:Evolution by vitaminc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Acually, cars are not harder to work on, its just that more sophisticated equipment is needed. IMHO, computer controlled vehicles have taken the skill out of auto repair, now you plug a diagnostic tool into the on boad diagnostic module, it leads you to the problem...so instead of a tech, you've got a parts swapper...

      All vehicles are required to comply with OBD-II, which is a standard for the way the vehicle monitors performance and emissions. This creates a strict set of parameters for vehicle operations...performance modifications often take the vehicle out of these parameters and causes the control system to report a problem...if the discrepency is great enough, the vehicle will often go into "limp-in" mode, shutting down all systems other than those necessary for the vehicle to drive to the nearest service station...

      Here's a good summary of OBD-II
      http://www.bergen.org/AAST/Projects/ES/TA/preste ch 2.html

      BTW - I like 1962 Lincoln Continentals...

    14. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not into all that rice boy stuff, you just like to soup-up your import.

      Uhhhh....

    15. Re:Evolution by jackjumper · · Score: 1

      Performance of course is relative. If you want to go fast in a straight line on dry pavement a big engine and rear wheel drive is just the ticket. If you want to bomb down twisty dirt roads or up ski area access roads in snowstorms (like I do) a mustang GT is a very poor performer (I have a WRX also). If you want to tow two loaded hay wagons through a muddy field, neither will be a good performer, but watch out for that 4wd 1 ton diesel pickup!

    16. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rice is a state of mind, not of hobby. If you think just because your car LOOKS fast because of all the stickers, wings, wheels (and you call them Rimz) but you didn't really do anything to improve the performance of the car, then you are rice. If you like to soup-up your car, then you are a tuner.

    17. Re:Evolution by ginsu · · Score: 1

      6 weeks?!?! I walked into the dealer and was bummed to find none with options I liked (WHO THE HELL BUYS a WRX w/ AN AUTOMATIC?!?!), but they dealer-dealer traded for me and I had one w/in 24 hours.

    18. Re:Evolution by Rinikusu · · Score: 2

      Sweet! I wanted to grab a WRX wagon, but couldn't pony up another $5k. I got a Protege5, which I love, but man, something about the WRX that just keeps me wishing I could've waited another 3 or 4 months... :( Of course, my wagon gets about 25-28 mpg, down from the 36-38 my 88 Honda Civic Hatch was giving me, but still...

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    19. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm not talking about ridiculous rims and spoilers and stickers and shit. I'm talking about legitimate, stripped race cars at real road tracks that are successful at things like ITA.


      If you've ever raced a day in your life you would realize that what makes a car good has nothing to do with place of origin and everything to do with engineering. The CRX is a good road race and autocross car because it has a short wheelbase, weighs nothing, has good camber curve and decent power potential. These are the same things that make the Lotus Elise a potentially good race car, for example.


      Clearly, the rice-boy stuff is lame, but it is simply ignorant to think that that somehow relates to real racing. Consider for a moment, the consistent, professional race-winning histories of "imports" like the 300ZX, Supra, RX-7 and NSX.

    20. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just picked up a WRX! woohooo, i'm still glowing and it's been 2 weeks! I LOVE IT. I know, kinda off topic but you got me going.

    21. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People like me buy a WRX w/an automatic, people who's wives who say automatic or nothing at all.
      she said automatic, i said stick, she said if you get a stick you get a wagon...i love how the sedan fenders flare...
      compromise, i'm going to drop in the turbo kit stage 0 on it and not even tell her, haaaaa

    22. Re:Evolution by ragnarok · · Score: 1

      You got January allocation too huh?
      sucks. You'd think there'd be a blue sedan w/ spoiler and boost gauge around SOMEWHERE!
      grumble grumble...

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    23. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, replied to wrong message.

      oops

    24. Re:Evolution by NINJacob · · Score: 1

      I love that statement...."V8 power". Please. Not every 4 banger out there is a Honda. "There's no replacement for displacement" makes me laugh when the V8 guys are talking...of course they won't talk trash like that to someone with a bigger engine. I don't have to make up for some macho inadequacy by buying big, inefficient technology. I'll take my (modded) 350HP turbocharged inline 4 DSM any day over a V8, because I still get 30mpg. You should see the look on those LS1 drivers faces as I pull on them in my "rice rocket"...it's priceless.

    25. Re:Evolution by NINJacob · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about DSMs! We now have the world's first AWD, first unibody in the 8s!. One of our RWD converts is in the 7s. Not bad for a little 4 banger.

    26. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely correct, although some of the whining about the difficulty of doing modifications is unwarranted, in my opinion.

      For one thing, today's performance cars are finally starting to ship from the factory in an optimally tuned state. If you buy a new Vette, for example, there's really not much you can modify to improve anything. All you're likely to do is decrease the performance, unless you get into spending more $'s for upgrades like turbocharging. In the past, you had a lot of cars out there running at well below their potential because detuning them saved the buyer some money on insurance, allowed the big engined vehicle to pass strict emissions standards, or whatever. Modern technology allows them to get much closer to optimal without hurting the fuel economy or emissions too much.

      Secondly, people need to do a little research on their particular car before stating that it takes a rocket scientist to modify it. I almost guarantee that if your car has a turbo, it'll benefit from a wider exhaust, which requires unbolting maybe 4 to 8 bolts and messing with a couple rubber exhaust hangers. No big deal. If you have domestic, slap in a performance chip. It's almost a no-brainer to do, and should give you a little more performance right away. (If you have a foreign car, results may vary. I've generally found "SuperChips" EPROMS are crap for foreign cars. They charge way too much for something that barely changes anything useful.)

    27. Re:Evolution by itachi · · Score: 1

      You've got to make a distinction between the "Fast and the Furious" and the serious performance imports. A (stock) WRX STi could take most/all (stock) American muscle cars on a track, and a racing tuned WRX STi would be downright scary. A civic with some stickers, on the other hand... It's not the speed that makes a WRX impressive, it's the combination of acceleration and handling, which none of the "F & F"-esque cares have (well, they did have a Skyline in the movie, but it was used as a support car and not a racer, and honestly, it was likely the fastest (stock) by a mile)... Having said that, I miss my Coronet, and I miss the days of taking "F & F" cars off the line.

      itachi

    28. Re:Evolution by sutekh137 · · Score: 1

      ...guys like me who score a hail-damaged loaded WRX for $21,500. Yes, it's an automatic, but I do mainly city driving anyway, and when we go to the bar and I have a few too many, it's nice to be able to hand the keys to my wife. *smile*

      As far as the car-modding, the most I could manage was putting a carbon fiber hood on my WRX...not gonna mess with anything _under_ that hood...

      JoeK

    29. Re:Evolution by Win-Developer · · Score: 0

      Wow...you spent all that extra money to get the horsepower we get stock!

      Just for the record, I get 22mpg on the street, 30 on the highway.

    30. Re:Evolution by chriso11 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the helpful advice! I'll lok into it...

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    31. Re:Evolution by chriso11 · · Score: 1

      I admit that the GT is not a great handler. At least in stock. I saw the Mustang referred to as a 'knuckle-dragger' in comparison to the WRX. However, you can improve the handling quite a bit - check out a Rosch Mustang. It isn't for doing dukes of hazard style dirt road racing, but on roads it will behave better than you expect. In addition, while my GT has tons of torque, those bastards at Ford started the GTs with 4.6 Liter engines a little light on the hp - the newest GTs have 260hp, mine is a wimpy 220.So, the WRX could possibly take my car straight line.

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  35. Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Restil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mean.. why break into cars, hotwire them, and drive them off. The smart thief would save up and get himself a tow truck. The ONLY person who would pay any attention at all is the owner. The alarm could be going off and nobody would give it a second glance. Chances are good, nobody would ever even get a plate #. You could steal the car in plain sight, and never hear a peep about it.

    No antitheft system in the world will help against a dedicated theif. The most effective system would probably be to just remove the distributor cap, or a kludge to disconnect the battery easily. No car thief is gonna spend time under the hood finding out why the car won't start. Of course, you get bit on convienence issues. But you'll never have to concern yourself with car theft.

    -Restil

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    1. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by nettdata · · Score: 2

      The smart thief would save up and get himself a tow truck. The ONLY person who would pay any attention at all is the owner. The alarm could be going off and nobody would give it a second glance.

      Working in the "high-tech" area of Vancouver, BC, where there are some pretty snobby dot.bombing CEO's driving leased Porches, etc., that don't think that they have to follow parking rules in our part of town, and as a result they cause a bunch of parking problems. I can tell you that a number of us actually ENJOY watching these guys getting parking meter tickets and getting towed. It's always good for a laugh. And you're right, we'd never know if it was just a scam and the guy's car was getting jacked.

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    2. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >or a kludge to disconnect the battery easily.

      Damn, that's the best idea I've heard here in a long time.

      I'm going to remember that idea for my next trip to the de-militarized zone (don't ask).

    3. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Alpha_Geek · · Score: 1

      This is actually done, and it works extremely well. I have a friend whose car was stolen by a guy using a tow truck. A cop actually walked up and talked to the guy while he was hitching up the car. The cop never thought twice that maybe this guy wasn't asked to tow the car. It was pretty embarassing for the cop to put that in the stolen vehicle report :)

    4. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by spud_daemon · · Score: 5, Funny
      The most effective system would probably be to just remove the distributor cap, or a kludge to disconnect the battery easily. No car thief is gonna spend time under the hood finding out why the car won't start. Of course, you get bit on convienence issues. But you'll never have to concern yourself with car theft.

      LOL, thats an interesting assesment. At a local car show I was near the security booth when one man came to report his 1969 camaro was stolen and he couldn't figure out how it was stolen since he had the rotor out of the distributor in his pocket. Literally within 5 minutes another man came in to report that someone stole the rotor out of the distributor on his chevy truck.

      If theifs want it, they will take it. They are resourceful and will spend some time under the hood.

    5. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by linzeal · · Score: 0

      Um, this actually happens more and more. I will recount the story of somebody towing off my friend's newly restored cj7 jeep down in mexico after paying him 5 bucks for parking. After realiszing what was happening we chased and chased the bastards who gunned their diesel towtruck and honked their horn down the dirt road as the locals laughed at us. A few weeks later we got a call and I drove him down there to "retrieve" what they found. It was stripped bare to the body, left on the way to san diego, dropped off behind some trees with two other cars but the paint was still shiny and I swear there was not a scratch on it. His daddy bought him an International Harvester Travelall and said something to the effect of, "Try towing that you fuckers, and my son you cheap fuck".

    6. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know from a fact from the Yahoo Maserati list (I have 3 Biturbos) that a thief actually spent 5 HOURS working under the hood of a Biturbo to steal it from a marina. After 5 hrs, the car started and the thief drove away. Nobody paid attention, they thought it was the owner's mechanic fixing the damn thing that was always broken.
      The owner was extremely pissed about the thief's dedication.

    7. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      If a thief could afford a tow truck (ever see the prices on those things?) they wouldn't have to be stealing cars for a living now would they?

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    8. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by betis70 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's called VC money.

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    9. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Its called:
      1. a hobby
      2. collecting
      What else matters?
    10. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One possibility is that when replacing the fuel pump (as many racers do these days to run higher boost levels through a turbocharger) to put a switch in line and hide it somewhere in the interior (inside the glove box, under a cupholder, etc.). I doubt they'd figure that out.

    11. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says they paid for the tow truck?

    12. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by nvrrobx · · Score: 1

      Many different car alarm manufacturers have warranties that cover paying your insurance deductible in the instance of theft, break-in, etc. Aside from the convience of keyless entry and remote window control, this is the biggest advantage. Anti-theft is a joke, if someone wants the car bad enough they are going to take it.

    13. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      No antitheft system in the world will help against a dedicated theif.

      My antitheft systems works pretty well: drive a really old rusty disgusting looking car. Pretty much disarms any would-be dedicated theif ;) Plus as a side benefit, if anyone pisses me off on the road I can get back just by parking next to them!

    14. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect the actual price of a tow truck is immaterial to someone whose business model is STEALING VEHICLES.

    15. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      One way to keep your car from getting stolen is to put a sign on it that says "Steal me please!". I did that with one of my cars, and it never got stolen. Of course, it was a POS!

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    16. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by kruczkowski · · Score: 2

      My parents went to Poland with their Mazda 626. They parked on a street curb, the street was full of cars and were happy they found a spot. They went to some stores and came back 30 min or so later. They came back and the street was empty. No one saw anything. They went to the police and they guy look at them and says, "We don't even have money to buy a tow truck."

      The mafia just took _every_ car on the street.

      This summer I went to Kiev (Ukraine) for vacation (to buy warez :) and saw some of the shittyist cars around, but also saw some of the most expencive Mercedies I have ever seen (I live in Germany), mostly S600's and SUV's

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    17. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Hell, the Enron brass had enough money to buy a country...that didn't stop them from stealing money.

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    18. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by MxTxL · · Score: 2
      My car got towed once recently. It happened because I parked in a lot that said "Customers only" so naturally i thought "How are they going to know who's car is a customer?" well, turns out they have a guy sitting in the lot, and if you walk past the bar, he calls the towers. Can you believe that, they actually pay someone to have potential customers towed (but that's another rant).

      Well anyway, i get back to the place too late to save my car, but just in time to see some other guy get his truck pulled.

      Anyway, point is, it's REALLY easy to pull a car, even against it's will. The tow truck driver has these nifty little wheels on jacks. He sets them under the drive wheels, pushes down on the lever once or twice and the car now rolls in any direction. He just pushed it out into the street and hooked it up to his truck. The whole process didn't even take 5 minutes. If i were a car thief, that's DEFINATELY what i would do.

    19. Re:Car thieves have it all wrong.... by Scoria · · Score: 1

      I heard about a ring of theivery around here a few years ago. The theives would simply request a test drive from a gullible salesperson who would allow them to drive off alone. They would then drive the car into an eighteen wheeler's trailer waiting on a corner a few blocks away.

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  36. Remote car start by Mu*puppy · · Score: 1
    For all your one-man bank robbing needs! ;)

    Your mind is like a parachute: if it doesn't work, you're screwed.

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  37. Step back and think about it. by karmaflux · · Score: 5, Informative
    I think that comparing fuel-injection to closed-source programming is a bit ridiculous. So it's not as easy to work on as a carburetor -- you can still buy a book and learn to work on your fuel injectors. Automobile engines have grown more complicated over time. All technology does. Honda's decision that fuel-injection is more efficient than carburetion does not indicate they are trying to force you out from under your hood.

    As for third-party ROM upgrades, these things are falling by the wayside because, among other reasons, most onboard computers use EEPROMS now, and when most people monkey with their engines they just wind up wrecking the timing and trashing the performance anyway.

    And there's not reason to compare everything you dislike to Microsoft. That radio keylock is a Honda option, nobody forced you to buy it, nobody is keeping you from removing that option from your car, and so on. A little time with a pair of diags and a soldering iron will remove the problem forever.

    As for leaving a spare key installed, what makes you think that's less secure than installing a remote starter? I built a little gadget not six months ago. It's a lot of fun. I go into a mall parking lot and press a button. A couple of 555 timers start cranking... and a few seconds later so do all the tricked-out imports in the parking lot. Granted, I still can't get in the vehicles, but I sure can start 'em up.

    In conclusion, if you want to play with your engine, or your ignition system, or whatever, buy a car you know how to work on. If you buy a 2002 model and can't figure out how to monkey with it, don't blame the auto manufacturer for knowing more about cars than you.

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    1. Re:Step back and think about it. by SkewlD00d · · Score: 0

      I think this guy deserves a mod up.

      Exactly... if you don't get the service manual then don't complain! I got a '78 Chev C-10 350 and a '84 Olds Delta 88 307 and I have no probs working on them because 1) they're simple, 2) i have the service manuals and 3) the parts are relatively cheap. Note that both vehicles are hand-me-downs, so dont say "I bought an EoL product," free == good. The parts are also commonly available and i have the circuit diagrams for the wiring looms. And it also helps that my dad and grandfathers were mechanics. =)

      Example: my dad drilled out the venturi on the quadrajet carb of the chev because california models had some stupid flow-restricter that really limited performance. It still gets a whopping 13 mpg city OR highway. And what sucks is that the timing/carb is such that it will only accept premium to keep it from pinging. =( I know this aint a car forum hehehe.

      If and when I can afford a new car, I prob wont be able to hack as cheaply. But I'll be makin da bucks and I'll prob pay a mod-shop, who knows what they're doin, to do it.

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    2. Re:Step back and think about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I built a little gadget not six months ago. It's a lot of fun. I go into a mall parking lot and press a button.

      You're lying.

    3. Re:Step back and think about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds like fun! :) Got some schematics?

    4. Re:Step back and think about it. by cscx · · Score: 1
      And there's not reason to compare everything you dislike to Microsoft. That radio keylock is a Honda option, nobody forced you to buy it, nobody is keeping you from removing that option from your car, and so on. A little time with a pair of diags and a soldering iron will remove the problem forever.

      Excellent point. But, people bitch and moan all the time about IE's integration with Windows. Whatever stopped you from typing del iexplore.exe, hmm?

    5. Re:Step back and think about it. by Y2K+is+bogus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You obviously don't know what you're talking about. Every advancement in car tuning has come at the hands of some VERY smart people. Ford doesn't publish information on how to tune their cars. Niether does GM, or Audi, or Volkswagen, or Honda, or Subaru, or BMW. All of these computers have been hacked in the truest sense of the word. There are people with logic analyzers sniffing the bus of running computers to figure out what's happening. People write emulators and disassemblers to understand where all the tables, functions, and scalars are.

      OBD-II has made it a lot easier to hack computers, but the tuning of the engine is still an art practiced by people who have learned A LOT and still don't know everything. It's rare to find an aftermarket engine that is tuned to the quality of the OEM engine, it just doesn't happen all that often.

      So what happens? There are several companies who manufacture aftermarket drop-in computers for controlling engine functions. For Fords SpeedBrain and the Ford SVO EPEC come to mind. For race cars the Edelbrock EFI, Accel DFI, Speedpro, and Motronic are used often. The upside to the aftermarket is that you get documentation and they rarely are as complex as OEM computers.

      Here's a list off the top of my head of sensors and functions a Ford EEC-IV computer controls:

      Mass Air Flow Sensor, Barometric pressure sensor, Throttle Position Sensor, Engine Coolant Temperature sensor, Air Charge Temperature sensor, O2 sensor, Vehicle Speed Sensor, Exhaust Gas Recirculator valve, Canister Purge Valve, Thermactor Control Valve, Thick Film Ignition module, Idle Stabilizer Valve, Automatic transmission accumulator pressure, 1st to 2nd gear shift point, 2nd to 3rd gear shift point, 3rd to 4th gear shift point, Torque Converter lockup RPM, Idle RPM, Automatic Transmission Drive Idle RPM, Neutral indicator, etc.

      That's just sensors and some basic interactions. Most aftermarket computers don't use half those sensors, and on top of that they are usually Manifold Absolute Pressure based rather than Mass Air Flow.

      So, as you can see, it isn't "Just buy a book". I have every book on Ford EFI, and none of them tell you the slightest thing about tuning an EEC-IV computer. Everything I've learned has been from the internet (there are enthusiasts who hack and document their hacks) and from hacking.

      I've been there, I've done computer tweaking, and I know it's not simple or trivial, it's all just hacking and guesswork.

    6. Re:Step back and think about it. by theCoder · · Score: 1

      That radio keylock is a Honda option, nobody forced you to buy it...

      Well, yes they (Honda) do. You're right that you don't have to buy a Honda, but when I got my new Honda , I didn't even know about this "feature" until they gave me the keys and said, "oh, by the way, the keys have a little chip inside of them, so if you need a copy made, you have to come to us". Sure, it may make it a little harder to steal the car, but it's a big advantage for Honda when people loose their keys.

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  38. Solution by Captoo · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like you need a brown '78 station wagon. Not only is it completely hackable, but you won't need any kind of theft deterrent!

  39. Unfortunately, so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once upon a time, I could fix my own car. Hell, I spent four years in the Air Farce, fixing jets, my grandfather was a mechanic, as was my dad (Navy, not Air Force). As it stands, I can't fix my wife's Chevy Malibu; how does one fine-tune the timing on a distributor-less ignition system? You don't. You take it to the dealer, cough up a bundle, and have them fix it. We just coughed up a pile of $$$ to get the alternator replaced; I couldn't figure out how to troubleshoot the blasted thing.

    I was able to do most of the work on my 1988 Honda CRX, and dad and I pretty much rebuilt my 1978 Mercury Grand Marquis (hmmm, 1978, 1988, now a 1998; interesting).

    What I would love to see is a car which is simple enough that the average shade tree mechanic can fix everything. Unfortunately, I wonder if the car manufacturers make piles of money off "factory certification" for the mechanics, much like MS makes money of MCSE certification. It wouldn't be the first time a company has subsidized losses on an item with money made on repairs.

    I was going to give my $0.02 worth, but it ended up being a dime.

  40. Sometimes more by bluGill · · Score: 2

    Most of the old car work was thing like points, and carberators. Both are gone, replaced by something that is not only more reliable, but easier to controll. A good hacker can replace the comptuer on his car with something tuned to his likeing, and has more information doing it. Old cars never had O2 sensors to help you figgure out what the right mixture setting on the carbrator, new cars have that sensor, and the ability to change things in REAL TIME for the best mixture. (for some definition of best understanding the emissions/proformance/milage trade off)

    Sure it is more work, but then turning a screw on the carb wasn't a hack it was just easy to do, and needed to be done often enough that everyone could do it. Today there are no screws to turn so the real work is a real hack.

    1. Re:Sometimes more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the whole 'turning a screw'=simple mod is just plain wrong. Carbs are complex, especially on any kind of performance/race car. Assuming that because you adjust it with a screwdriver rather than a computer means that the car is simpler is really short-sighted.

      I own a '68, and i drive it everywhere. When i drive to the mountains, i have to open the hood and adjust the car to get the car to run better, because the car's set to be happy at sea level in san francisco. Now, a modern fuel injection system does this for you, so you don't have to be aware of the fact that you car would have run differently by going up in elevation. But by having a carb instead doesn't automatically make the car 'simple', you would still learn how, when, and why to adjust it if you wanted it to run as best as it was able.

      What a 'simple' older car really does is put *you* in control, not the car, the dealer, the manufacturer, or the mechanic.

      Just like Linux!

  41. Similar Article in Sunday's Boston Globe by IgnorantKnucklehead · · Score: 2, Informative

    There was an article about this topic in the Boston Sunday Globe this week. But the author of the article doesn't necessarily cry over the recently announced demise of cars like the Camaro and the Firebird. In order to get another 50 horsepower out of one of those beasts meant "boring out the cylinders, tinkering with valves, changing pistons ... a greasy, lengthy job." With the new "tuner cars" all you've got to do is drop in a $500 tuner chip.

    1. Re:Similar Article in Sunday's Boston Globe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, a drop in chip will add 50 HP. But what the hell is 50 HP gonna do to a 4-cyl car (like the HOnda civic, vw jetta, celica) that only puts out between 130-150HP realistically. The cars that are being phased out filled a niche that is no longer profitable to fill. Sure you have to bore out a camaro to get more ponies, but when you already get 300HP stock (2001 Camaro z28), with 19/26 fuel mileage, why wyould you want to do anything else to screw the car up?

    2. Re:Similar Article in Sunday's Boston Globe by Leven+Valera · · Score: 2
      There was an article about this topic in the Boston Sunday Globe this week [boston.com]. But the author of the article doesn't necessarily cry over the recently announced demise of cars like the Camaro and the Firebird. In order to get another 50 horsepower out of one of those beasts meant "boring out the cylinders, tinkering with valves, changing pistons ... a greasy, lengthy job." With the new "tuner cars" all you've got to do is drop in a $500 tuner chip.


      Well, I drive a 98 TransAm with aftermarket exhaust, torque converter, and a 100 shot of nitrous. Cost for the mods, about $2k. I picked up about 35hp with the mods, 100hp from the nitrous, for (rough guess) 425hp total. Now, my $16k used car with $2k of modifications runs even with a new $70,000 Viper, and will absolutely cornhole one of your tuner cars with +50hp from a $500 chip.

      Cars are still very hackable. Except, one needs a laptop and a reasonable knowledge of automotive sensor tech. All the basics are still there, more air, more fuel, better gears, et cetera.

      Cheers,
      LV
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    3. Re:Similar Article in Sunday's Boston Globe by slriv · · Score: 1

      I think an even more interesting question is why would you ever actually buy one of these cars? Sure... 300 hp is great in a heavy car that can't take a turn without losing the back-end.

      Sorry, I'll keep my BMW's, Boxsters, 911s and even Honda's with their petite but just as powerful motors and at least a proper suspension that doesn't date back to the 50's.

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    4. Re:Similar Article in Sunday's Boston Globe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "tinkering with valves" this stament shows the writer is quite limited in his automobile knowledge..I have a 1992 Trans Am with Nitrous thats runs 12.8 in the quarter, i bought it for 3500$ and have 500 in the nitrous system which provides an additional 150hp(more than some "Tuner car's" make on there motor!)So let me ask you ,Leven Valera, what makes you think some "tuner" company came make a better chip for 500$ than hundreds of professionals engineers who work at Audi,BMW,Honda etc?? Ridiculous.

    5. Re:Similar Article in Sunday's Boston Globe by Ferox · · Score: 1

      Granted you are getting a hell of a lot of power out of your engine with the Nitrous, I really wouldnt say that you could compete with a Viper. That V10 naturally puts out 450hp. Sure, with the nitrous, you could match or even beat the viper for the first 200 feet, there is no way you could sustain a race with one. The Nitrus would destroy your engine. Thats why it isnt an option from the dealer, and other significant horsepower-adders ( such as turbochargers-superchargers).

      Now, I do love a good shot of Nitrous every once in a while, but becareful the schorching done to your cylinders significantly reduces your engine life.

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  42. GeekMobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    look at the geek group's website and look for their geekmobile

  43. I've experienced this for a while. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was working for my fathers trucking company a couple years back and we noticed the same thing when we worked on older trucks vs new trucks. The engines had increasingly smaller parts, that were more liable to get gunked up and/or damaged. Unlike alot of the older trucks the parts were not repairable nor were they interchangable. On an old Cummins engine you could (with slight) modification switch out the water pump with another brand or repair it by hand with not much more than an Acetlyne (sp?) torch and a hammer. But on a more modern engine you HAD to buy replacement parts specifically.

    This simple concept of replacing everything when it breaks instead of fixing it is becoming more and more common everyday in all types of industry that once required a great deal of technical prowess and ingenuity. Kind of like being dependant on an IDE to write code, you never learn what to do when you can't just replace it.

    I can state for a fact that old time mechanics were true Hackers (note the capitalization.) These men didn't just simply spend their evenings on their duff at a nice clean desk typing away at their little keyboards. They got their hands dirty and cut and smashed. I'll never forget the way my fathers hands look after 40 years of fixing things. Think about the non-computer Hackers who've gotten us here through the years so we can do what we truly love without having to break our knuckles in the process.

  44. Fiber Optics by MaxPower2000 · · Score: 1

    when my dad got out of college and was hired by dupont, where he continues to work today, his first project was to replace the entire electrical accessory system in a car with fiber optics. turn signals, headlights and things of that sort.

    i guess the idea turned out to be not as useful as thought because he was moved to management soon thereafter (isn't that the story with all engineers?) and has been there since and i have yet to see a fiber optic car.

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    1. Re:Fiber Optics by CMiYC · · Score: 2

      A company called Oasis Semiconductor is working on the "MOST" system. Which provides a fiber optic communication system in cars. The idea is to replaced the copper-based CAN bus with fiber. The added benefit, that they see, is total system integration. In their prime example, the CD player becomes nothing more than a CD-ROM. The data is sent directly to the Amp in the audio system where its decoded and played. This way any system on the car can now have audio output. It also makes it easier to integrate cell phone system into cars. My car as one of those Cellport system installed in it. Which is nice, but if I want a different radio, I'm screwed. With Oasis's system, I could put any radio I want (that supports MOST) in, since its not tied to my cell phone.

      Currently some Mercedes Benz models and *maybe* BMW use MOST. Though, they are only using 4 devices on the chain. Mercedes can, however, at least say they have a fiber optic network in their car.

    2. Re:Fiber Optics by Blrfl · · Score: 1
      Maxpower2000 writes:

      ...since and i have yet to see a fiber optic car.

      Fiber? In an automobile? Ick!

      The SAE has a standard called J1850 that integrates all communications between all of the controllers in the car onto a bus that runs over a single piece of copper wire. Saves a huge amount of wire and allows the bus to go all sorts of places you could never dream of reaching with fiber.

      What that means is that if the manufacturer wants the remote keyless entry system to be able to start the engine, it's a software upgrade. The Blrflmobile (a 300M) runs on J1850 and has had a couple of software upgrades to improve the air conditioner and other things. When else in history have you been able to benefit from engineering improvements in your care after you've driven it off the lot?

  45. why not leave the key in the car?? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2
    Why not leave the key in the car?


    Is it that much more of a security risk as having a remote starter for the car? Having a remote starter for a car always seemed to me as an security risk in itself. Why is it needed? It is not as though the car will park itself for you and pick you up at the door.

    1. Re:why not leave the key in the car?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) most carstarters don't allow you to drive the car without the key in. If you touch the gas or the brake with the car started, but without the key in the ignition it kills.
      2) THE POINT IS TO WARM UP YOUR CAR.

    2. Re:why not leave the key in the car?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again a majority of Slashdot readers show they have not a clue about anything. Your comment and other's show a basic and total lack of understanding about how smart people who design systems can actually be.

      Remote starters have all sorts of interlocks to prevent someone from actually moving the car with the remote engine start option. Despite some of the comments here, most remote starters use rolling code technology and are very hard to spoof.

      And obviously you've never lived in a geographic region where temperature extremes are the norm. I've lived in both Arizona and South Dakota - where in AZ the daytime temps can reach 110 F in the shade and in SoDak it can be -40 F. It is nice to be able to press a button 15 minutes before you leave the office and come to a pre-warmed/de-iced or pre-cooled car. Plus most remote starters can be programmed to start your car if the battery voltage drops below a preset value - very common on cold winter nights. In really cold weather you can damage your engine if you try to drive before the oil comes up to temperature.

      With a diesel vehicle you can get a remote/timer based hydronic heater, like those from Espar. Which really helps starting when it's cold.

      Next time you're in Bismark, ND in February and you're stand outside in -40 F weather with the wind blowing 30 MPH and scraping an inch of ice off your windshield you might not think a remote start is such a silly idea...

  46. Oh good lord! by talesout · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What? Couldn't you find something about computers to bitch about today?

    Seriously, how is this reducing your freedom? You still have the freedom to buy an older car, or even modify your newer car to use the older engines and transmissions. The bottom line is that a lot of the modern computerized gimmicks in cars are there to increase performance, and mileage. Some minor things are done to increase security. But I really don't see how requiring the proper code to be administered (in this case with the key in the automatic starter) is restricting your freedom. And how is the little addon that requires a key in it "that much more work"? You make it sound as if that one extra little thing is a world ending situation, while the entire project would have been a yawn without that.

    Yes, cars are becoming less hackable. But, in case you haven't noticed, so is damn near everything else around us nowadays. Things get more and more complex, with more and more specialized parts, and eventually it becomes less "hackable" by the common man. When the internal combustion engine was invented it was a fairly simple device. But progress has lead to changes that are vast improvements over the original. One of those improvements is a computer that controls all sorts of aspects of the engines performance. Is that really a bad thing?

    Seriously, not everything is out to get you. Just calm down and take a rational look at it. That, or go back to bitching about Microsoft. (Oh, never mind. I see you managed to fit that into an article on cars anyway. Hey, wait a minute! Since when was Slashdot a site for car jockeys?)

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  47. Now, this is hacking cars.. by cmowire · · Score: 3, Informative
    1. Re:Now, this is hacking cars.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      fun!

      The car modification culture is deep and awe inspiring e.g.this

      front half supra + back half mustang = suprang

    2. Re:Now, this is hacking cars.. by scumdamn · · Score: 1

      I have that CD and recognized the car right away. Funnily enough, I was just wondering what kind of car that was the other day.

  48. Hackable vehicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want hackable vehicles? Look at the contortions people put Harley Davidson's through. Or how about all of the weird things people feel compelled to do with VW's.
    All old-school metal hacking, in the truest sense of the word. Add some basic sensors(head temp, oil temp and pressure, rpm, etc), an aftermarket fuel injection system, and tie in an embedded linux system to the network to grab info and present it in a cool way.
    Presto. A vehicle that is fit to your exact specifications, and lets you tweak ignition parameters on the fly.

  49. taking this a little too far by the+right+sock · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Computers making modern cars un-hackable? That's a bit far-fetched. For just about any car there's dozens of custom mods for them that can be installed by any mechanic. There are still 3rd-party performance chips you can put in. You can still change just about everything in a car, the only thing different is that it's a little harder to do. You can go get all the computers that a dealer uses and do all the tweaks yourself. Yeah it's more expensive, but so are cars and so are the parts inside them.
    And I wouldn't go around comparing cars from the past to open-source and modern cars to microsoft - that's essentially saying open-source software, though infinitely hackable, is inefficient, outdated, and insecure. Drawing a parellel between Microsoft (closed-source) and modern cars would in effect say MS software is clean, efficient, secure, and performs well out of the box.
    If modern cars are less "hackable" than older cars, why are there thousands of custom shops dotting the country, hooking up modern cars? Why are there still car shows for people to show off their mods (some of which leaving the original car nearly unrecognizable)?
    Cars aren't getting less hackable, you just have to do it differently than before.

  50. Spare Key by ruvreve · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why you are worried about leaving a spare key hidden in the car somewhere? Assuming that it isn't placed in an easily accessible place you shouldn't have any problems with 'thieves' getting control of the spare key. Any thief that wants your car will use a more or less sophisticated way of starting your car. An example would be grabbing the signal that the remote starter uses and just reproducing it when you are not around. The dealership will also have to install either a module or 'spare key' to allow the remote starter to work.

  51. read Sport Compact Car and see for yourself by mr.ska · · Score: 2
    On one hand, you're right. Cars are getting more complex, and your average Joe Blow Monkeywrench can't take his set of Snap On crescent wrenches and play with his car very easily anymore.

    On the other hand, the aftermarket is keeping up with the electronicification of cars quite well, from what I've read. Yes, there are a lot of electronics in cars, but that simply means you either work with them or around them now.

    In your case, you couldn't install a remote starter because of your antitheft system. So? Perhaps you should choose a different system (if available) that won't interfere with $50 off-the-shelf Pepboys remote starting systems. Yes, you didn't have to make this choice before. Yes, before you could do it all yourself. Well, welcome to the future.

    What it really boils down to is that it is still possible to hack your car (as you put it), but the effort and price associated with doing so has increased. That's all. Basing your assumption purely on your own single experience is hardly scientific.

    I recommend that you pick up an issue of Sport Compact Car sometime, and see what they're doing. They're not exactly the remote-starter types, but they are doing just about everything under the sun imaginable to everyday vehicles, including full standalone engine management. Yes, it's expensive, but it's most certainly a very cool hack.

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  52. It is a friggin' car! by spdemac · · Score: 1

    We are talking about a friggin' car here folks! Loss of freedom! Give me a break. We have far more pressing things to be concerned with then your freedom to "hack" um, install after market parts in a Honda. Buy a car from a company that does not use this system. After all it is not like you are short of choices in automobiles. Hey maybe you should get a bike or walk instead.

  53. What ever happened to... by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

    Block Heaters? Don't all cars still have these things in them? Who needs a remote starter when the engine block is already warm enough?

    Plug it in, and forget about it until the morning.

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    1. Re:What ever happened to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Block Heaters? Don't all cars still have these things in them? Who needs a remote starter when the engine block is already warm enough?

      If the engine were the only thing that warmed up, you'd be right.

      But the interior also warms up (Air heaters? Don't all cars still have these things in them?), and many folks *like* driving in a warm (or at least not FREEZING) car in the morning.

    2. Re:What ever happened to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Uh, no electrical outlets in the 10 acre parking lot at work. DUH! Where do I plug my block heater in at the mall?

  54. Disagree by jayfoo2 · · Score: 2
    "It almost seems like a Microsoft-like statement, to tell you they're doing all of this to reduce theft, while really they're doing it to ensure you are forced into coming back to their dealerships..."

    I disagree. A feature that requires the key to be present to start the car is useful to almost every end user. It can help keep your car from being stolen. It is true that it inconvieniences a small percentage of users who want to fiddle but overall it is a positve thing.

    On the other hand Microsoft (and lots of other companies) tend to add features that are not good for the user. One example of this is the XP authentication nightmare. Another (non MS example) is the SDMI. How about DVD region coding. These are all 'features' that make the product less useful.

    I think that's an important difference. It's the difference between a feature you don't like and a feature that no one likes.
  55. Average Human? by GeekLife.com · · Score: 2

    Average American might be a bit more accurate. I wonder what percentage of humans own automobiles.

    1. Re:Average Human? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average human is definitely not driving a car. I even doubt the average American OWNS a car, so many do without, or lease or finance.

  56. Your probably one of the Anti-Microsoft types too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are probably one of the Anti-Microsoft types too. You probably think that they are evil for trying to control what on your desktop or server. But all the while you are more than happy to hand over all your freedom of movement with a smile to the government who Knows better how to live your life better than you do. Hmm, if information is supposed to be free then why can't I be free too? Just say no to Big Brother.

  57. Car Hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know what you mean by saying cars aren't hackable anymore. There are plenty of aftermarket chips, and mods, especially for hondas! Circut Diagrams for many of the cars are available out there, which would assist you in adding anything you wanted. And for non electrical hacking, that hasn't changed much. The procedure of putting on a new intake or exhaust manifold is much the same. And having a mig welder helps alot for making pieces fit that shouldn't!

  58. Security???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no security concerns with a remote starter. You start the car remotely but to do anything with it the key must be in the contact. Press the gas, engine stop, Press brake, same thing. The worst someone can do to you is starting the car and let it runs, whooooooo, that's scary.

    When it's -40 outside you like your remote starter.

  59. The Aircooled VW community bleeds for you by jafac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yup, lessee. Car running a little sluggish? Pop the hood, spin that old 10mm box-end, twist the distributor clockwise a few degrees, now I'm humming right along. Oops, getting a little hot - turn a screw on the carb - now I'm running so rich I can smell the gasoline in the exhuast.

    I drive past the smog-check stations and scoff.

    There has to be a reason why lots of people don't mind putting the time and effort into maintaining 40 year old econoboxes.

    Maybe because everything that's been offered since then has been lacking.

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    1. Re:The Aircooled VW community bleeds for you by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Exactly. I still miss my 1972 Pontiac Catalina. Fun to drive, more comfortable than any late-model car, truck or van I've run across, and bigger and just about every way than the cars that are laughingly called "full-sized" today.

      Pop the hood and do a tune-up with a few wrenches and a screwdriver.

      Put your foot down, hold onto the wheel for your life.

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    2. Re:The Aircooled VW community bleeds for you by kilpatjr · · Score: 1

      Amen brother-
      I can take the engine in my 73 Super Beetle out in under half an hour. Half an hour to take out my engine. It's held on by (literally) four bolts. That's pretty awesome.
      Wanna mod anything in an aircooled vw? no problem. You're only limited by space and your imaginiation. It's super cheap for parts, and easy to get started.

  60. This is just the begining... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scott McNealy has predicted time and time again about the power of Java and whatnot in cars-- eventually the ability to have a bidding war between gas stations on street corners so you can get the cheapest deal for petrol in your car. Imagine the systems for that and imagine the possibilities and things you can control and change. You just happen to have a car with its own electronic hacks which make yours more difficult.

    A good friend of mine has an S2000 coupe which he's hardwiring his own HUD into, direct off the ODB2 settings. Pretty amazing stuff.

    On the flip-side you have things like a radio which can play MP3s installed in a 1958 Corvette.

    Just like the advent of front wheel drive has changed the addage of 'no replacement for displacement' (the ability to turbo the piss out of your Mitsubishi and have it smoke a brand new 'vette) as the electronics grow and change the hacks to your car will grow and change.

  61. Besides... by itwerx · · Score: 1

    ...I don't see how a spare key installed by the dealership is any more secure than one installed by the owner. :)

  62. Huh? by CaseyB · · Score: 2
    It's almost a little anti-competitive.

    That stupid little quote caps off the dumbest story I've seen on /. in MONTHS. He's so deep in his own ignorance that he figured the only way to save his silly little rant was to add a "your rights online" buzzphrase. "Honda is just like *Microsoft!*".

    This dumbass is upset because a key is required to start the car. Uh, brainiac: that's the whole PURPOSE of keys. Honda is finally doing keys RIGHT, and you're bitching about it.

  63. Cut the key in half by 0tim0 · · Score: 1


    Not that it's really what your asking, but if you're afraid of leaving the key in your car, just cut the 'key' part off. The electrontic thing is in the black plastic part of the key that's really more of a handle.

    --tim

  64. cut key? by ender-iii · · Score: 1

    The key has to be there, but it doesn't have to be cut, does it? Just leave an uncut key there for it to sense, and whatever.....

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  65. Not Hackable? by steevo.com · · Score: 1

    Clearly the car is hackable, and there is nothing preventing you to hack it.

    The issue is not that it is not hackalbe, but it's not easy to hack. No, you can't just order some doo-dah from JC Whittney and expect it to be a simple mod. OK, so a 1976 Pinto was an easy hack, but your 2001 Civic isn't. Sounds like you need to sharpen your pencil and go deeper into the hack.

    In the old days of electronics, almost everything came with schematics. You could open your TV and there was the schematics of the set pasted to the inside of the case. With a little amount of knowledge you could figure out where to tap in to put in a composite video signal. Computers were pretty public about their innards as well... I used the schematics from my VIC-20 reference manual to figure out how to mount a switch that allowed me to put RAM into block 5 so I could copy ^H^H^H^H Archive cartriges. Computers and other consumer electronic items no longer have the publicly available schematics, yet they are hacked all the time.

    If it was easy, then everyone would be doing it!

  66. Buying extra keys by richmaine · · Score: 1

    Have you ever tried to get an extra key copy
    of one of those things in case you want more
    than the two (I think it was 2) that came with
    the car. You can't go down to your handy corner
    key duplication place and get it done for $1.50
    (or whatever trivial amount it is these days).
    You have to buy one from Honda for $75.

    Speaking of theft....

  67. Definitely Not by AixGE · · Score: 1
    I've spent a great deal of time working in the automotive performance aftermarket industry and I can definitively say that car hacking is alive and well. We used to sell pretty darn technical stuff like hotcakes, particularly to the import performance crowd. If you want to get 300hp out of a 2.0L Honda or Audi, you have to pull some crazy technological shit. You can't just bore it out and dump more fuel in.

    I have a late-model 300ZX Twin Turbo that is one of the most sophisticated cars on the road. Hell, it was designed on a Cray 2. (Back when they were the shit, in the late eighties) It is completely computer controlled, with distributorless, coil-on-plug ignition, rear-wheel steering, etc. I have remapped the air-fuel ratio in the computer and added controls for larger fuel injectors to compensate for the increased boost pressure that I run. I have tweaked out the ignition system and made various other modifications to the driveline. I've put in adjustable shocks and progressive-rate springs. I feel like it is very tweakable.

    Granted, I have a level of comfort with working on cars that most people don't have (I've yanked the engine and transmission out of it myself - nobody works on it but me.), but it's not like I was born with it. A co-worker of mine compares my knowledge and interest in working on cars to his interest in computer hardware. Potentially intimidating at first, but rewarding when you figure out what's going on.

    The point being that there are all kinds of tweaks you can pull. Geeks like us have even more opportunities with all of the computer-controlled stuff that comes stock on these things now. I like to race my car, for example, and I've been thinking very much about getting a TuxPhone and integrating it into my car, not as a phone, but as an embedded Linux system for controlling air-fuel mapping and boost levels on the fly, not to mention data collection.

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  68. But why? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    I know hacking stuff is fun, and also remote flashing and honking at people who walk past your car is amusing but why would you wan't to start your car from remote??? what if you leave it in gear?? i'm sure its probably illigal (safety issues or something?)

    I think what is happening here is similar to the xbox - microsoft has realised that the PC is dangerous: those pesky little users can do whatever they like, but, if you close everything up, build things into the electronics, it becomes much harder for the user to do anything more than what its designed for. Thats the ultimate goal - where the company controls exactly what happens and the user hands over the cash.

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    1. Re:But why? by Malc · · Score: 2

      1) Maybe it's an automatic!

      2) In some places, e.g. the Canadian prairies where a lot of people already leave their car plugged into an engine-block heater in winter, a remote starter is a great idea for gettting the car warm before you get in it. Trust me, it's not fun getting into a -30C car and having to wipe the frost off the inside. It takes 20 minutes before you can even consider taking your gloves off!

    2. Re:But why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most remote start systems rely on a modification to the transmission to ensure that the car won't start while in gear. Otherwise its possible that someone could get accidentally killed by standing in front of the car...

      I really don't have a need for a remote start, but if I did it would definately have this transmission check.

    3. Re:But why? by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 1

      remote honking? you just gave me a GREAT idea!

      I'll have the under-the-hood speaker set to give a "wolf whistle" and say "Looking good!" when some hot chick in a short tight dress walks by!

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  69. Re:Your probably one of the Anti-Microsoft types t by SirSlud · · Score: 2

    um, when the law states that you're not allowed to drink and drive, how is providing a mechnism to prevent it taking away from a freedom? you are free to talk, think, say (for the most part) whatever you like. Information is free, which is why MS shouldn't be able to control the info on your computer. You can't kill anyone with it, and MS certainly isn't a body who has an interest in monitoring or controlling your data for the good of the population. (there, I humoured you)

    Are the metal scanners at airports taking away your freedom? Duh, you don't have to take a plane, just like you don't have to own or use a car.

    You make us liberals look bad by confusing your right to communicate and think freely with your lack of right to /act/ freely. A society must always set boundries on behavior, as it is truely the only means by which we can inflict pain (and/or help another person) However, communicating ideas does not infringe on the physical health of your fellow citizens; each person must interpret your ideas and /act/ in reaction to it in a way that is inline with the laws and regulations of the society you participate in. It's called the 'good will' of the community; you can think or say anything you want, but you have a social contract to participate in society, abide by its laws, and, if supported by its citizens, submit to various types of physical restrictions designed to prevent casual attempts to infract serious offences.

    Thus, having a breathalizer ignition is not giving up freedom if the majority of people in the society (if its a democracy) support it.

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  70. computers next by cosmas · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else see this kind of thing happening several years down the road to computers? The loss of the ability to customize the hardware? Seems to me like this will be the next evolutionary step and may already be happening.

  71. Toyota Prius Hacking by ZahrGnosis · · Score: 2

    Hacking your car is still alive and well; there are certainly some challenges (cruise control, security systems, etc.). I was on a few mailing lists for hacking the Toyota Prius... there's a Yahoo! group dedicated to it, and the people on there are amazing. There's an LCD display in the Prius, and people are attaching it to night-vision, DVD players, rear-view and side-view cameras, you name it. Plus there's tons of info on hiking up gas mileage, increasing battery capacity and all sorts of cool things.

    As with all hacking, it CAN be done, and if someone hasn't done it yet, there are certainly people willing to help you figure out how.

    Toodles,
    ---Chip Lynch

  72. Car Hacking is Alive and Well! by joeflies · · Score: 1
    The Audi hack as mentioned above deals with the engine managment for performance purposes. Even more interesting is the hacking work that's going on with OBD-II. I'm not an OBD-II expect, but basically it's a standard system for talking with car computers.

    Hackers are using a "hack" to tap into the computer without implementing the full OBD-II functionality. To do this with a VW or a Audi, you need a cable that will conect your laptop to the connector, and you need software to do this. There was a former product called VW Tool (or was it VAG-COM, I forgot) which is no longer being made, that hackers have gotten a hold of, and they are using homemade cables to link them up. There are others too. Using this software, you can set the various parameters of your car.

    Here are some of the things you can do with an Audi A4's computer with a VAG tool

    http://www.audiworld.com/tech/elec13.shtml If you want to buy a kit with cable and software, check these guys

    http://www.ross-tech.com/

    Other car hacking efforts include Toyota Prius hacking

    http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/autos/news/c09h ackcar.htm

  73. Why? by psych031337 · · Score: 2

    I don't really see any improvements in a car that has a remote starter.

    What is it good for? Most of the gadgets that enable you to warm up your car before you get in (standing heater / a/c) will come with a dedicated "engine" which is essentially a small combustion engine hooked up to the primary fuel circuit and starts at a preprogrammed time or catches a remote signal to start immediate heating (like when you don't know exactly when you will leave). This engine will then run with very little fuel and pump all the heat into the car. Absolutely no need to fire up 200+ hp for some heat. I think the same systems also exist in the states, over here in Germany the company "Webasto" is making these very successfully.

    The remote starte reminds me of a story I read in Ralph "Sonny" Bargers book "Hells Angels". Back in the 60's or 8ß's there obviously was a cop who had a reputation with the Angels for being a tight investigator. He used to remote start his car (which was parked in his driveway) by standing far away from the car in a "secure" spot before getting in. Obviously afraid of car bombs. One morning when he started, the car roared up as usual. Too bad somebody had planted a bomb right in the "secure" spot where he used to stand when remoting the baby. He did not survive to tell anyone about it.

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  74. Freedom of choice and control by SlamMan · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, but what does that have to do at all with freedom of choice and control?

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  75. What about the Honda Civic? by Crackos · · Score: 1
    There is still one readily "hackable" car: the Honda Civic. It was a no-brainer installing an upgraded MP3 stereo in my '98 Civic CX. There's so much space inside the console that I was even able to tuck a decent-sized amp in there.

    There's a thriving market for Civic mods. Of course kids with far too much money and time on their hands tend to go overboard with their mods, producing some very hilarious results.

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  76. Re:Does anyone know by talesout · · Score: 1
    Well, according to rusty and Inoshiro's messages it should be back tomorrow. But I don't know if I hold much faith in that.

    But, for your general message: AMEN MY BROTHER! AMEN!

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  77. OBDII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe the ignorance in this thread and what passes for content on slashdot.

    All new gasoline powered passenger vehicles in the US must comply with OBD II. OBD is a STANDARD. It stands for On Board Diagnostics.

    OBD was required by the EPA primarily as a measure to enforce emissions compliance. It is *slick*.

    I plug my laptop into my 2002 Z06 Corvette and can scan hundreds of engine parameters in realtime. There is even support for using a Palm to scan the vehicle. Check out http://www.obd2.com.

    I also have an '85 Mustang 5.0 that features Ford's last use of a carburetor on a car. The carb has become a pain in the ass due to the crap they're putting in what they still call 'gasoline'.

    My race car features a more serious race Holley carburetor. Changing the *calibration* on a carb is *very* difficult. The details of this are even LESS OPEN than the current OBDII based strategies. I'm not talking about simply changing the jets - I am speaking of the calibration and metering. The techniques for doing that are closely guarded secrets of those Who Know. You basically have to drill out specifically sized metering orifices and replace them with interchangeable mini-jets. Wet-flow on a special flow bench, etc.

    There are numerous solutions to changing the calibration of current OBDII vehicles.

    As for remote starters.. Get a life.

    1. Re:OBDII by Hepkat · · Score: 1

      uhm... can I start calling you Microsoft Tech support?
      Yes, OBD-II is pretty slick.. yes you can scan it with a laptop(if you buy the $80 connector)...
      Yes Carbs can be a pain to adjust...
      but what do those really have to do w/ each other?
      not much... I know chevy has a programmable system built into their OBD-2 so you can adjust some things... most cars, do not. You can look at things, but you can't really do anything with them... and circumventing, or altering the OBD-2 computers on these cars is a very large undertaking. There's an aftermarket for this sort of thing, but it's probably cheaper to buy all the equipment to calibrate and meter carbs...
      ...not that I'm a fan of carburators, or against OBD-2... I'm just saying...

  78. Financially Incompatible by KernelHappy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are tradeoffs in everything. If you want the remote start ability you give up some of the security.

    As far as leaving an entire key in place I guess that depends on the car and the kit your using. My Acura has one of the mentioned keys and when I looked into a remote start for it, I was told I needed to buy a spare key which would be disassembled to get just the coded portion out. I decided it wasn't for me.

    But the point about cars being less hackable is valid. For years manufacturers have been making it harder to replace stock radios, and if you want to retain steering wheel controls your going to need lots of electrical tape and redbull.

    I think Mercedes Benz has taken this to an entirely new level. New MB vehicles are incredibly difficult to steal thanks to their code hopping IR keys, so much so that the theft portion of insurance rates on them are down right cheap (which is good). But forget putting a remote starter in your brand new benz. Last time I tried counting there are 97 buttons within reach of the driver in the S class (I counted knobs as one switch even if they had more than one selectable position). All of this runs through a central computer in the car so basically if you want a different stereo system you better know german and feel like dumpster diving at MB headquarters.

    Mercedes has a integrated cell phone system that comes with voice recognition. It uses a standard motorola timeport phone, identical in every sense except the firmware. Yet if I plug in my old timeport the car refuses to recognize it. Mercedes apparently thinks that the $87K you spend on the car with the phone isn't enough, they want the extra $450 for every phone you want to use in the car.

    I'm currently trying to figure out how to get a copy of the firmware off the timeport that comes with the benz system so that I can put it on my original timeport.

    This is quite sad, among manufacturers there is zero incentive or requirement to play nicely. I understand that they want to protect profit margins but its damn near predatory. There was an article on wired about some company offering a in car voice recognition system that works with bluetooth enabled cell phones. Great idea, too bad bluetooth is a technological unicorn and car manufacturers are bound to shut these guys out of the business.

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  79. Who cares? You're driving an automatic anyway... by red_shift · · Score: 1

    If you get a real car, and want to talk about how to remotely shift into neutral, engage the clutch and *then* start the car... well, then we'd have something interesting to talk about.

    Isaac in Cambridge

  80. Is this news? by atheos · · Score: 1

    Hacking cars?
    Is this how people view automotive security & convenience?
    First of all, taking your car to the dealership to have a remote start installed is pointless. They will simply call your local auto security&audio shop to have the unit installed, and tag an aditional $100 or more to your bill.
    Installing a remote start in your vehicle is quite simple for anyone qualified to do the job (hint: don't do it yourself!).
    When I say Qualified, I mean CERTIFIED and Insured.
    Leaving your key in the car isn't a problem for two reasons.
    First, the key goes into a box that is well hidden in the dash.
    Second of all, every installer I know cuts off the end of the key, so that it cannot possibly used to start the car.
    See? Simple.

  81. Easy Fix by GodHead · · Score: 2

    You want a secure, programmable, remote start for your car with a voice UI and reporting features?

    Have a child. They also mow lawns and do dishes.

    Can't patent them though, my parents have prior art...

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    1. Re:Easy Fix by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      A child is not a slave you can force to start your car for you every morning. If it's so cold that YOU - an ADULT - do not want to go out to start your car, why would you send a CHILD out to do it?

      Your post was probably in jest, but it's the third such post I've seen and I finally had to say something... "have a child" is not a valid response to anything except "I saw some children at the mall yesterday, they are so cute, I wish I had one of my own."

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    2. Re:Easy Fix by Richy_T · · Score: 2
      A child is not a slave you can force to start your car for you every morning. If it's so cold that YOU - an ADULT - do not want to go out to start your car, why would you send a CHILD out to do it?

      Yeah, don't be so insensitive.

      Send your wife instead.

      Rich

  82. Huh? by _typo · · Score: 1
    So let me see if I got this.

    You're bitching about not being able to use a remote starter because that requires bypassing the anti-theft system, and thus prefer old cars that don't have the system?

    If you bypass the anti-theft you get a functionaly-equivalent setup of a car that doesn't have one. So what was it that you were bitching about?

    That and the fact that you don't actually need the key, just the ID chip, and that the anti-theft system can probably be easily disabled.

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  83. Get a simpler car by Porsche_Pilot · · Score: 1

    If you want to make custom additions to a car, get a simpler car, like mine No stupid sig yet

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  84. better idea, that already exists.... by _avs_007 · · Score: 0

    Two things... GM has two additional features that are not available in the US. They are only available in South Africa (Car jacking capital of the world)...

    Both of these are available in the Corvette:

    1.) Integrated Flame-thrower mounted on bottom of car

    2.) Alarm system sends 10,000 volts to the drivers seat, rendering driver unconscious if attempt is made to start vehicle without using key while alarm is armed.

    I saw it on Car & Driver TV a while back... I think 2 years ago. They showed it functional. I doubt these things would be legal in this country.

    1. Re:better idea, that already exists.... by defeated · · Score: 1

      Boy, I can see the lawsuits now. I read a post from a guy in a Mercedes newsgroup who claimed that his friend was successfully sued by a car thief who claimed that his hearing was damaged by the victim/defendants car alarm.

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    2. Re:better idea, that already exists.... by swaic · · Score: 1


      Here's the link for the Blaster.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/africa/news id_232000/232777.stm

  85. Car Hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a stupid waste of time. Slashdot, have you ever heard of the phrase "Quality over quantity"?

    The only reason I visit this dumb site any more is to read the entertaining troll comments, like The Turd Report, and that beowulf guy. Literally everything else here is a complete waste of time.

    Oh well, I'm sure I'll be modded into oblivion, as any comment the mod gods don't like is instantly censored by transforming it into flamebait/troll status. I got news for you mod gods, it's not the trolls who are bringing slashdot down, it's the incessant parade of utterly useless content. Slashdot is nothing but another leech site.

    PS
    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.

  86. Carburetors, etc. by EisPick · · Score: 2

    Carburetors were amazingly elegant little mechanical devices, but they were anything but precise. Computerization of cars has permitted hundred-fold reductions in CO2 and NOx emissions (and less dramatic improvements in fuel economy). Safety advances like anti-lock brakes and active suspensions also wouldn't be possible without computerization.

    In an industry that had seen very few true innovations for 70 years (disc brakes being just about the only automotive hardware invented since the 30s), computers have completely revolutionized just about every system in an autombile. As a result, cars are cleaner, more efficient, more reliable, more comfortable and safer than would have been possible with entirely mechanical systems.

    You seem to argue there are fewer people customizing their cars. I think there are just fewer shade-tree mechanics doing what's now unnecessary maintenance: Replacing points and distributors that don't exist anymore, spark plugs that now last 100k miles, adjusting timing that's automatically adjusted, etc.

    What about the hot-rodders who customized their cars? I'd argue there are just as many of them as there ever were. The modifications just require a different skill set than they used to, and the cars are Civics and Integras instead of Novas and Mustangs.

    If you want to get into customizing your car, there's plenty you can still do from high-tech "superchips" to good old-fashioned intake & exhaust mods. Just pull your head out of that 20-year-old Chilton's manual if you want to get serious about souping up a late-model car.

    1. Re:Carburetors, etc. by aozilla · · Score: 2

      Safety advances like anti-lock brakes

      Anti-lock brakes are only a safety advantage if you don't know how to drive. For those of us who do know how to drive, they're actually a safety detriment.

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    2. Re:Carburetors, etc. by Fyndo · · Score: 1
      Computerization of cars has permitted hundred-fold reductions in CO2 and NOx emissions
      you mean CO, not CO2, right?
    3. Re:Carburetors, etc. by Ionized · · Score: 1

      right, because you can pump your brakes just as fast as an ABS can?

      mmhm.

    4. Re:Carburetors, etc. by aozilla · · Score: 1

      ABS can increase stopping distance on dry pavement, loose gravel, and some other rare circumstances. Also, sometimes you might actually want to cause a skid. Skids are not always started during braking, and if you're already in a skid, ABS is going to do more damage than good. Studies have consistently shown absolutely no difference in crash statistics between cars with ABS and cars without ABS.

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    5. Re:Carburetors, etc. by Ionized · · Score: 1

      your argument sounds like a rehash of people explaining why they don't wear seatbelts.

      "well if blah blah blah happens, i'd rather not have a seatbelt on so i can be thrown clear of the car, if i was wearing a seatbelt i'd be more likely to die, seatbelts can cause more harm than good"

      sure, but more often than not, a seatbelt will save your life.

      by the same token, ABS may increase your stopping distance under a few rare circumstances, but it's much more likely to prevent you from starting a skid on wet or icy pavement. No matter how good of a driver you are, you can't sense how close you are to beginning a skid as well as your ABS can, and you can't pump your brakes as fast as your ABS can.

      if something is beneficial 90% of the time, and harmful 10% of the time, then its a Good Thing®.

    6. Re:Carburetors, etc. by aozilla · · Score: 1

      your argument sounds like a rehash of people explaining why they don't wear seatbelts.

      The difference is that seatbelts have been proven in studies to save lives.

      by the same token, ABS may increase your stopping distance under a few rare circumstance

      I would hardly call dry pavement a rare circumstance. As for loose gravel, that's generally what they put on the ground when it snows!

      No matter how good of a driver you are, you can't sense how close you are to beginning a skid as well as your ABS can, and you can't pump your brakes as fast as your ABS can.

      First of all, ABS does not sense how close you are to beginning a skid, ABS senses a skid and releases the brakes until the wheels return to near their original speed. While you're quite right that ABS has the potential to react much quicker than the driver, this is only useful on slick surfaces at high speeds where a collision cannot be avoided.

      if something is beneficial 90% of the time, and harmful 10% of the time, then its a Good Thing

      ABS is beneficial about 0.000001% of the time, harmful about 0.000001% of the time, and completely neutral 99.999998% of the time.

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    7. Re:Carburetors, etc. by Ionized · · Score: 1

      I would hardly call dry pavement a rare circumstance.

      Dry pavement is not a rare circumstance, but ABS increasing your stopping distance on dry pavement IS a rare circumstance. i have a car with ABS, and i brake hard and late. i have yet to have ABS kick in on dry pavement.

      First of all, ABS does not sense how close you are to beginning a skid, ABS senses a skid and releases the brakes until the wheels return to near their original speed.

      pick nits.... ABS senses when tires first begin to lose traction. this is technically at the beginning of a skid, yes, but it occurs so rapidly that the car never begins what most people would consider a "real" skid.

      While you're quite right that ABS has the potential to react much quicker than the driver, this is only useful on slick surfaces at high speeds where a collision cannot be avoided.

      no, the whole purpose of ABS is to prevent you from entering a skid so that you CAN avoid a collision.

      ABS allows you to steer around obstacles while still braking, as opposed to either [A.]braking and entering a skid and therefore crashing into something, or [B.]not braking and moving too fast to be able to steer around the object.

      ABS is beneficial about 0.000001% of the time, harmful about 0.000001% of the time, and completely neutral 99.999998% of the time.

      perhaps so for a perfect driver. but nobody is a perfect driver. in the real world, ABS will prevent skids and therefore accidents a lot more often than it will cause accidents by increasing braking distance.

    8. Re:Carburetors, etc. by adolf · · Score: 2

      I used to think along the same lines.

      I drive a 1995 Beretta. When I aquired the car, the ABS system was broken, which caused the computer to disable it completely. I didn't mind - after all, I'd never had ABS before, and I considered myself good at threshold braking on all types of surfaces. I used to get a kick out of trail braking, leaving beautiful black tracks as the wheels were on the edge of lockup at the entrance of a turn, distributing heat generation between the brake pads and the tires in marvelous ways.

      Thing is, careful braking requires a split second of forethought and planning. There's times (driving for fun, or on a track) where that's quite acceptable, and preferred.

      Most times, it's a different story. Such as when driving home after work, and having a large deer run in front of the car just inside the range of the headlights.

      I missed the deer, but flatspotted a new set of front tires because of it. There simply isn't -time- to react in any way other than mashing the brake as hard as possible with a wild animal of several hundred pounds being unpredictably close to the front of the car. Tires aren't cheap, and I did not enjoy buying them again after having them a few days.

      I investigated and fixed the ABS problem the next day - a broken wire on the rear axle. Now that I'm looking for a new car, it's a must-have feature. I find that I can still do every fun braking trick that I enjoyed before, such as left-foot braking, or just alternatingly modulating brake and throttle in a turn to induce oversteer in a turn.

      I just can't do threshold braking anymore on that car anymore.

      But, so what? The car does about as well, automatically, with zero reaction time and with no forethought required on my part. Stomp on the brake pedal on any surface, and the only thing experienced is the seatbelt being forced painfully across one's chest, sometimes with a quick, sharp *chirp*. As the nose dives, the chirp dies, the seatbelt stays taught, and in an instant, the car is stopped - and pointing precisely the same direction it was before (unless you tell it different while braking - an order which it will comply with readily). No tire damage. No "oops" factor. It, quite simply, works.

      ABS isn't all about poor weather, or driving on ice. The greatest benefit I get from it is on smooth, dry pavement. On rough pavement, it is -vastly- more capable of modulating braking power (independantly for each wheel) than any driver ever could with only one brake pedal.

      The only instance where ABS is not desirous in normal driving is when travelling on gravel roads, where a locked wheel will dig a trench and build a mound of stone in front of it, greatly increasing decelleration.

      So. I do know how to drive, and I'm completely willing to take advantage of whatever I can that will allow me to do so more effectively or safely - including ABS brakes.

  87. There ARE thriving car-hacking cultures! by osjedi · · Score: 2, Informative

    I love hacking cars. Saddly here in the USA there is less of a modern-car hacking cultrure. In the USA we've *mostly* got old hot-rodders with carbed V8's, and kids with big-wing/big-exhaust otherwise-stock imports. Not many people are doing MODERN performacne hacking, but there are some.

    Many other countries have a real strong culture in this area though. For an example, go to Autospeed, an Australian site where they post weekly articles about auto performance and electronics hacking. Australia is a real hot-spot for this stuff. It doesn't matter that the auto manufacturers are making more complex and advanced products - it just promotes the creation of more brilliant hacks.

    If you're interested in programable engine management, adding electonic accessories, etc. all you have to do is dig a little and you'll find a whole world of resources. Just like Tivo, DirectTV, Audrey, or anything else - If you build it people will hack it.

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  88. Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by Win-Developer · · Score: 0

    When I think of performance and racing I don't think about Audi or VW.

    A 225hp car isn't capable of "performance".

  89. Re:Who cares? You're driving an automatic anyway.. by KernelHappy · · Score: 1

    *NEWSFLASH*

    There are hyrdolically actuated gearboxes being manufactured for consumer vehicles. Technology has moved from F1 racing into Ferraris and now BMW is offering a hydrolically operated 6spd gearbox with a clutch and all in the european spec M3 (possible the M3 GTR or something like that).

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  90. Crap, crap, and more crap. by pi_rules · · Score: 2

    I'm sure these sound like a really good idea to you, but do you -honestly- think they will do anything good? You do realize that such devices -could- possibly cause problems?

    You put more stuff into a device and you increase the chances that it will break. I don't have any education the area of engineering but I assume this is a very basic principle. The more complex it is, the more likely it's going to break. Do you -really- want to be late for work one day when your drunk-driving auto-detection thingy goes haywire? Probably not.

    Do you really think somebody won't figure out a way to get past these things? Grab an air, compressor, fill a balloon up a ways, perhaps heat it to a reasonable temperature and let the damned breathalizer analyse that. Fire up your car and off you go. Whoopee. Sure, you could make the thing more complex; perhaps get a very preciese thermometer in the thing to make sure your breath is 98.6 degrees or at least very close. Now, mom has to take her child to school, has a fever of 101 degrees and can't start the car. Wonderful.
    What if I'm loaded off my ass, and feel like changing my own in -my own backyard-. I don't think there should be any technological measure in place to keep me from pulling my car up onto blocks and doing my thing. Sure, it ain't safe, but it's my life.

    GPS Systems to track my speed? Bull. There's no way law enforcement is ever going to get their act together enough to actually build a database of all the roads with all the necessary speed requirements. If I'm ever sold a car with this kind of crap in it I'll make damned sure it's not functioning as soon as I can. There -are- times where speeding is warranted. I don't want my car shutting down on me when I -really- need to get somewhere fast. I'll refrain from such examples -- use your imagination.

    So, should we make these types of things mandatory in cars? What if it's detected that mine is broken, accidentally or not? Do I -really- want to be labled as an offender or criminal because my GPS system got splashed with water and I'm unaware of that? Sure, you can get ticketed now for having defects in vehicles -- but they're defects that are visible to the eye. Broken windshields, tailights, etc. Any idiot can tell when those are broken. Do we really want to include a GPS calibration routine in a pre-drive checkout for the average consumer? Hah... no.

    1. Re:Crap, crap, and more crap. by Theonewhois · · Score: 1

      I agree. None of these gidgets would usefully deter such offenses, and they would be an awful waste of money that many many people just don't have to spend on a car. That's money that someone would spend of better brakes, or an air bag which is much more likely to save someone's life. Drunk driving is of course not acceptable, but we have to bring ourselves as a society to realize that, not just throw away convienience to prevent those people who want to abuse their freedoms from doing so. Maybe this means harsher punishments, or more advertising, heck, most states don't even require drivers education! I don't have the answer, but I'm pretty well certain that that level of "security" isn't it.

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    2. Re:Crap, crap, and more crap. by pi_rules · · Score: 2

      I'll admit, drunk driving isn't the brightest idea i n the world but I honestly think it's taking more blame for traffic accidents than it really causes. I'd like to find some stats to actually research this (pointers anybody)? rather than my own anecdotal evidence though.

      Accidents usually come down to one thing ... people not paying enough attention. Granted, this is harder to do when you're drunk (and impossible after a certain point) but things like fast food, cell phones, the radio, etc all cause accidents. Cell-phones are taking some of the heat now but that's only because not all of the population needs/has a cell phone. Everybody eats, so it's acceptable to eat in the car. That's my own opinion. Now, for an ironic anecdotal story:

      My brother was hanging out with some friends last weekend when one guy got up to leave and head home. He'd been drinking pretty heavy so one of the young women there who was dead-straight sober said to him he can't drive -- she'll drive him home and have a friend follow and bring her back. He agreed, handed her the keys and off they went. She missed the road to turn on, went thorugh a red-light that was blinking (she stopped, but thought it was a 4 way). It wasn't a 4-way, and she -totaled- a full sized pickup truck. Irony at it's finest.

    3. Re:Crap, crap, and more crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think somebody won't figure out a way to get past these things? Grab an air, compressor, fill a balloon up a ways, perhaps heat it to a reasonable temperature and let the damned breathalizer analyse that. Fire up your car and off you go. Whoopee.

      They already have ignition devices out there that detect blood alcohol levels. Many states in the USA require convicted drunk drivers to have these devices installed in their automobiles. The devices are designed so that you cannot simply hook it up to an air compressor. You have to inhale sharply through the device before exhaling...something that's tough to do with an air compressor. Furthermore, they are sensitive to air pressure. If you blow too hard or too softly, it won't accept the test.

      Here's one company that makes such a product:
      http://www.draeger-breathalyzer.com/products/produ ct-interlock.htm

    4. Re:Crap, crap, and more crap. by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      I saw research somewhere that said that driving while extremely drowsy was actually more dangerous than driving drunk. Maybe she was too tired...

    5. Re:Crap, crap, and more crap. by Michael_Jarvis · · Score: 1

      Grab an air, compressor, fill a balloon up a ways, perhaps heat it to a reasonable temperature and let the damned breathalizer analyse that. Fire up your car and off you go.

      Actually they already have breathalyzer devices that can be wired into your ignition system. Many states require by law that convicted drunk drivers have them installed in their vehicles.

      They have features that prevent you from using a balloon or air-compressor, such as forcing the person to sharply inhale through the device before exhaling.

      This isn't new technology...it's being used right now in many parts of the USA. One such product can be found here.

    6. Re:Crap, crap, and more crap. by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      1. Take a tube with a piston in it.
      2. Attach a hose between the tube and the air checker unit
      3. Pull the piston back to create suction
      4. Push the piston forward to administer air.

      The obvious gotcha is in throwing out values with insufficient CO2 but you could always breathe into chambers *before* you went out drinking and pass the gass through the apparatus when you wanted to go home.

      DB

    7. Re:Crap, crap, and more crap. by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      the average consumer?

      ...what you meant to say was "citizen" or "person" right? Right?

    8. Re:Crap, crap, and more crap. by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      the average consumer?

      ...what you meant to say was "citizen" or "person" right? Right?


      Ahh, the first major literary faux pas of the 21st century. It's a brave new world...

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  91. Nailed in the Head by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    > Since when does a dealer want to faciltiate you *not* having to take the car back to them for sservice?

    Since when do dealerships make decisions in the design of engine components? There are many reasons for why cars are designed the way they are, but they do not include forcing you to go back to the dealership for service. The giveaway is that the auto manufacturers don't make any money from a dealership's service department (other than for parts, and most independent mechanics will use factory parts for most repair jobs anyway) so there's no economic drive for carmakers to design in such things.

    P.S. The "module" necessary to reset the service light on a BMW was also referred to in some circles as a "screwdriver", which can be had from select non-BMW vendors, I believe.

    Virg

  92. hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's classic. The best thing I've read on here in nigh on fifteen years.

  93. Hot rods by EisPick · · Score: 2

    If your car is too complicated to customize, maybe you should consider souping-up some other things around the house.

  94. More tech means more to hack by davidhan · · Score: 1

    Why not think of it as the more technical the car is, the more stuff there is to hack on?

  95. hack it. by anguish+feast · · Score: 1

    Car hacking is dead. I've moved on to hacking IT.

    1. Re:hack it. by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      What, you mean the Segway type R?

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  96. linux car hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can be found here, for those interested. It uploads GPS data at boot to tell the owner it's location. In dash VGA touchscreen, MP3s, etc.

  97. Luddites unite! by Matey-O · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (Oh boy, FINALLY a topic I know something about!)

    I'd MUCH RATHER have a GOOD factory security system than a botched aftermarket one. (I've had 4 cars that had aftermarket systems installed by previous owners. ALL of them have caused more headaches than the 'security' they provided.)

    Having any kind of security system will not likely prevent the really serious fella trying to seal your car. While you CAN buy LOJACK et al, they pretty much ensure you get back the bits and pieces you DON'T care about. By the time somebody recovers the professionally stolen car, all the nifty doodads have been stripped or broken.

    I own Corvettes. (That my, ahem, other hobby) One's an 89 and the other's a 98 (OBD I and III) yeah they're more difficult to work on than the 76 Pontiac I _just_ got rid of, but no more so than working on computers. Often, that 'technological B$' folks complain about actually HELPS in diagnosing the problem.

    If you aren't willing to spend time learning how to work on something, you probably oughtn'ta go at it uneducated.

    As far as installing the remote starter, it didn't sound like you wanted it bad enough. IMHO, the one thing it MIGHT give you (remote starting) isn't worth the things you MIGHT get (wiring issues, intermittent gremlins, connections that don't AGE well.)

    Honestly, a Nerd complaining about complexity on Slashdot...who'da thunk?

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  98. "Chipping" isn't dead... by dreamquick · · Score: 1

    There is a place in the UK that specialises in ROM modifications for cars - they seem to think that pretty much any car can be "chipped" which for me kind of suggests hacking car's "black boxes" is not just a manufacturer only thing...

    They also have a category called "American Cars" under the "can my car be chipped" area so you are going to be sadly disspointed if you think this is a UK only thing...

    http://www.superchips.co.uk/car/frameset.htm

    If a manufacturer like ford makes cars that can be chipped by a 3rd party then I guess there is still hope.

  99. Leaving the key in the remote starter box is ok. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming that you have an alarm of course. My alarm has remote start, and I had to do just this, but it's safe. My car alarm disables the fuel pump remotely when the alarm goes off until it is dis-armed.

    So lets say that someone breaks in your car. The alarm goes off, and the fuel pump cuts out. It's immediately useless. Even if they have time to find my alarm and key, remove it, and then try to start it, the fuel pump will still be disabled. By this point int time, it's taken too long an even if he tries to re-wire it it won't work because the fuel pump kill is wireless!

  100. As a technician... by tang · · Score: 1

    As a technician (about 6 years now while attending school) at a automotive service station (read that general purpose garage) i've seen the "hackability" of a car not really increase or decrease, but definately change.
    As you pointed out, changing hardware parts of the car used to be the way to modifiy performance.
    Now, there are all kinds of cool hacks you can achieve throgh software. EPROM's are avalible for most cars which use these which can dramatically change performance. As well many cars (foriegn mostly) have the ability to do neat things like..buy and extra module that lets you plug your laptop into the cars main computer. You can then (in real time) change fuel rates, etc. Its neat to drive down the highway,click a graph on your laptop and change performance:)
    Also things you never thought would be computer controlled on a car, are now.
    When the new bugs came out several customers felt that the radio had too much bass (old people mostly;) ) The radio had no extrernal button to change the bass however.
    When a scanner was plugged into the cars data port however, the technician could change sound levels for the radio, through the ECM. Neat-o!
    Combine that with the fact that the scanner we use, a Genisys, runs on a real tyime linux system (made by lynx). So I'm using a mini-linux computer to adjust a car stereo's bass level! neat!:)
    The hackability of cars hasn't gone away, it is going more electrical, meaning if you don't have a nifty scanner (3000-6000$ base price) you can't see alot of the neat options:(
    However moden cars all adopt to a standard for their dataports etc, so one tool fits all! (the standard is OBD-II is you wanna look at the interface)

  101. Build an EV/ Learn CAN by mfarver · · Score: 2
    Some thoughts:

    Many car manufacturers are moving to using industry standard buses and protocols (CAN and a couple of SAE standards) for internal communication. There is a lot of "wiggle" room for people to come up with Gizmos that attach to this hardware and do things the manufacturer never intended. For example.. many people love to have a tach, but many dashs lack them. The tach information is available on the computer/diagnostic bus, how about designing a simple PIC circuit to read the RPM message and display it on a LED display.

    Lets face it.. hardware hacking in all its forms has gotton harder and harder for the last 20 years as more custom PLC and ASIC devices appear and Surface mount becuase the standard.

    If you really want a challenge, convert your old gas powered car to electric. You'll end up with an extremely simple system you can work on yourself (only one moving part in an electric motor and no need for complex computers and emission controls) as well as a car that will get you to work in the worst weather, without the need to warm it up. (Just jump in and go, heat is electric and instantanous) and DC motors can really hual ass. Oh.. and its non-polluting, so you can feel smug about never having to get a smog check again.

  102. Mod This Guy Up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hurrah for an actual clueful statement on Slashdot! People assume that just because they haven't heard of it, there must not be an industry standard.

    "I'm a smart person, of course I am familiar with everything. When in doubt, its just a big conspiracy - they're keeping it all from me!"

    Reading these responses, you'd think that this was a freaking automotive forum...

    Mod this guy up, because he actually is contributing accurate knowledge the the conversation!

  103. careful by rgf71 · · Score: 1

    You might be ticketed by the Rice Cops [ www.ricecop.com ]

  104. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by tang · · Score: 1

    You've obviously never seen a tricked out 1967 Volkswagen Beetle with nitrous beat a new Corvette in a quarter mile, it's quite impressive. Go to a bug-out witness first hand:)

    (note: I do drive a 1974 VW Thing. 54 HorsePower. No performance here:) )

  105. This was news..in 1985. by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2

    C'mon this is hardly an amazing revelation. Cars have been getting more and more computerized and difficult for the average Joe to repair for at least the last 15 years. Open the hood on any car from *1990* and you'll find a big black box with wires running out of it. It controls the fuel injection, the engine tests, the digital controls, you name it. You don't want to be messing around with those cars, except maybe to change the oil.

    But how is this different than any other electronic consumer device? Nobody hacks up their PC motherboard or DVD player innards. And nobody complains about it either, not even the crazies who think that every corporate manuver is an encroachment on freedom of speech.

  106. Re:Car security! by doon · · Score: 1

    Not really. The car can't actually be put into drive. If you try to put it into drive, it will cut the power and turn off.

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  107. I hear this all the time. by Loualbano2 · · Score: 1

    Ever since I was a kid, all of my relatives and their friends have said the same thing.

    First it was because of points going away. They complained that they couldn't tune the dwell and all that not-so-fun stuff and how it was keeping them from making the motor run properly.

    Next thing was fuel injection. Christ did people get upset when that happened. "I can't tune it and make it do what I want" is what everyone said. Problem with that is that your engine control computer tunes the fuel delivery all the time, faster and better than anyone can tune a carb.

    LIttle after these things happened the aftermarket came out with products that allowed you to tune both of these aspects better than anyone ever could the old fashioned way. Only problem is that most carb builders don't take kindly to adjusting fuel and timing curves with a laptop. So they continued to bitch.

    The point is that no matter what the car makers do, two things will happen: People will bitch and the aftermarket will devise products to bring back the user accessability aspect. This will always happen because of one fundamental truth about people and their cars: they will always modify, tune and generally make thier cars thier own.

    ft

  108. Let me get this straight.... by cms108 · · Score: 1

    ... you're complaining, because people can't start your car without the key?

  109. hydraulically by KernelHappy · · Score: 1

    In other news: KernelHappy promises to at least scan what he posts before clicking submit.

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  110. AT by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    "loss of freedom of choice and control?"

    Your car has an automatic transmission and you are complaining about a lack of choice/freedom??

  111. Oops, you gave me an opportunity by gmhowell · · Score: 2

    First of all, you are a puss. If you are installing one of those things, you have an automatic. Second, real mods are not 'installing a remote starter'. It's squeezing a big freakin' engine into a little dinky car. (Saw a Chevy big block crammed into a Nash Met a few years ago in HotRod).

    Second, I'd prefer a v-8 with rear drive. But with a family, a Mustang/Camaro doesn't cut it. So I'll be driving FWD I-4 or v-6 engines with tons of electronic controls.

    Now, for just a handful of engines with which I am slightly familiar:

    Zetec I-4 (ford focus): turbos, superchargers, nitrous.

    Duratec v-6 (ford contour): superchargers (for some models), nitrous.

    Honda I-4 (civics, CRV's): block and head upgrades, turbos, superchargers, more handling kits and brake kits than you can shake a stick at.

    VW 4's and 6's: see above.

    See, there's tons of stuff available for certain cars. Real stuff. And of course, if you like remote starters, neon trim, and 100w headlights, you can always go to JC Whitney.

    And if you want traditional cars, they are available aplenty. 60's Mustangs and Camaros. 80's BMWs. And if you like old iron, there are tons of component (kit) cars available. Any ford up to WWII. Almost any Chevy of the same vintage. I've seen kits to put a '55 chevy on a late model Caprice.

    The enthusiast magazines have been asking this question for years. And the answer has always come back a resounding 'NO'.

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    1. Re:Oops, you gave me an opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Clifford makes a remote starter that works with manual transmissions... It has a parking brake interlock and you have to turn the car off with the trasmission in neutral for it to start remotely later. If the doors are opened or the alarm is tripped in between leaving the car and giving it a remote start command - it will not start.

  112. Computer Controls are our Friends by Nightclaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Comparing modern computer-controlled cars to closed-source software is a bit unfair, really. Modern cars are VERY hackable, if you know what you're doing and don't mind voiding parts of your warranty. The car-modding game's the same, but the rules have changed is all. If you understand the rules, there is little you cannot mod on a new car.

    To use my own car as an example, there is a program that would allow me to modify the fuel tables, ignition tables and other operational parameters on the on-board computer using a standard PC (program: LS1Edit). This acheives the same thing as playing with the distributor dwell and carb mixture on an older engine, and then some.

    Or, for the less adventurous, Hypertech makes a device that allows you to apply "macros" to the onboard computer, doing the same thing as LS1Edit, but to a lesser degree.

    Further, modern cars (with the appropriate computer hacks) still respond quite nicely to the old-school tricks: headers, camshafts, intakes, strokers, blowers, etc. It's like having the best of both worlds - the reliability and economy of computer control, and the performance and "hackability" of old-school tricks.

    It all comes down to learning new rules to play the same old game. :-)

    1. Re:Computer Controls are our Friends by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      There's a lively community devoted to hacking the Toyota Prius, a car where everything from the dome light to the valve timing is under computer control.

      So far people have invented aftermarket cruise control kits, remote trunk openers, and are reverse engineering the audio-video LAN to install their own integrated backup cameras and night vision.

      Car hacking is now computer hacking but it's both possible and thriving.

      Why is mechanical hacking getting harder? 'Cause the technology is maturing. Crude technology is something that anyone can maintain, and that everybody has to. Thirty years ago you had to tune up your engine regularly. Today a computer does it several times a second. Manual controls would simply make life harder for the people who have to breathe your exhaust.

    2. Re:Computer Controls are our Friends by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      Further, modern cars (with the appropriate computer hacks) still respond quite nicely to the old-school tricks: headers, camshafts, intakes, strokers, blowers, etc. It's like having the best of both worlds - the reliability and economy of computer control, and the performance and "hackability" of old-school tricks.

      Indeed, that is exactly how companies in Germany like Alpina, Brabaus, Lorinser, and a few others have produced some amazing engineering feats in turning already-fast BMW and Mercedes-Benz automobiles into something you can scare Ferrari drivers easily. :-) I've seen Brabaus-modified M-B E320's with 6.0-liter V-12's that can top 320 km/h (198 mph) easily.

  113. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by Cheeko · · Score: 1

    I have to disagree. Performance can be alot more than just hp. Take the Acura RSX Type-S for example. Its got a 4 cylinder engine that gets 200hp and 29mpg. Now I call that performance. Performance should equate more to the quality of the egineering and what innovative things are done to the car. American companies have been putting big honkin engine in heavy-ass cars for years, but I know many a drive who'd say they don't perform worth a damn compared to a European or Japanese car in the same price and class.

  114. Keys to Spare by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    A good idea, with a few warnings. First, some manufacturers store the chip in the tongue, so cutting it off would simply destroy the key, Also, the chipped part of the key could be inserted, and then the car could be started with a screwdriver (the key part ensures the lock cylinder will turn easily, and the chip starts the car). With those warnings in mind, have at those cutters!

    Virg

  115. A few thoughts by jabber01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Auto hacking isn't dead, it's mutated and evolved. No longer can you rebuild your carburator with a Swiss Army knife, like you could on old VW Bugs.. No longer can you do those little tweaks that let you eek a few extra HP's out of your 'Cuda..

    Similarly the computer hackery of yore has passed from sight, only to be replaced with OC madness, case modification, heavy-duty server setups in one's broom closet, and so on..

    It used to be that hackers would race hard-drives across table tops, and race Mustangs down the main drag. Now, the script-kiddies and rice-boys put skins on their virus generators and Acura Type R stickers on their Dodge Neons!!!

    Flash has replaced content. It's all about appearances, and who cracks first.. Neon light kits under the chasis of either your Dell or your Civic warn that you are clearly a force to be reckoned with.. A 40 pound spoiler and a muffler the size of a coffee can are the automotive equivalent of running an animated desktop hack or semi-transparent windows - performance be damned!!

    Just as in computing, auto-hacking has simply grown, and become so widely exposed that it's attracted it's own brand of poseur. There's the wankers who put stickers on their cars, because race cars have stickers, so stickers turn mom's old beater into a renegade from Indy.. There's the wankers who assign unique audio events to every window action and have true-color, animated mouse pointers.

    Then there are guys who rewire their own auto audio systems, making sure the trunk DOES NOT rattle when they turn the music up, and those who put performance parts in and then actually USE them in motocross events. These are the overclockers and liquid-coolers of the auto-hacking world.

    Take a look at the Honda Insight, and note the very cool side-mirror to LCD screen hack.. There is still auto-hacking.. But like real PC hacking, it takes effort, perseverence and creativity.

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  116. MOD HIM UP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dammit, you fuckwit moderators. This guy has the juice and is spilling it for us car Hackers. I want to attach my PC to my car and figre out what is wrong with it without going to the shop and spending 89.95 for a diagnostic monkey to tell me it was the alternator (which I knew anyway, but just to be sure).

  117. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by jerk · · Score: 1

    You obviously aren't up on your racing (when I say racing, I don't mean NASCAR.) Audi was doing quite well in the Speedvision World Challenge events, was banned from rally events in the past (they had an unfair advanage and absolutely stomped their competitors. If 220 HP isn't good enough for you, why not mod it a little? 300hp is easily attainable with minor mods, and I've seen a 1.8T Audi A4 Avant tuned to 550hp (that's a 4 cylinder) and an older Audi 5 cylinder tuned to ~900hp. Do some research before you post in the future...you may remove your foot from your mouth now.

  118. Jeeps & trucks by BigGar' · · Score: 1

    There is a whole multi-billion dollar industry around modding trucks & Jeeps. The question is how much work do you want to put into your mods? People build MAME cabinates or mod their pc cases all with all kinds of stuff, but complain about a few hours work to get their car the way they want it. Heck I know guys that build their vehicles from the frame up to get exactly what they want. Yes it takes a long time but it's the same mindset as building a pc from scratch, and considering some of the doorknobs that build their own cars it can't be that hard. Figure out what you want to do, then how to do it, it's the hacker way.

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  119. Re:Toyota Prius Hacking( There's a LAN in my car!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Prius and other computerized cars are bringing this to a new level. This guy hacked in cruise control by reading the electrical specs and building the circuit to doit:

    (check out the Cruise Control Phase 2 section)
    http://www.thelarues.com/prius.html

    As mentioned, there is a touch panel in this car and some guy has played Dreamcast games with his son on this. a MP3 player has been hacked into the system too.

    What's going on is that the mechanical hacks are getting replaced by the electronic and software hacks. Looks like there is still fun to be had with todays/tomorrows cars. IMHO

  120. Some cars are more hackable, e.g. VW by Malc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My Passat has the same 1.8T engine that is used from Jettas/Golfs all the way up to Audi TTs. The computer chip that controls the engine is programmed to de-tune it compared with the Audis. Some of the things the chip does is control maximum turbo pressure, etc. Considering the price difference, I guess they don't want performance equality between VW and Audi. My Passat only gets 150hp, whereas the TT gets 225hp from the same engine. Seeing as some many components are shared with Audi, the car can easily take these changes. Another common hack is getting the tiptronic transmission re-programmed to modify the shift points and the time it takes to shift.

    There is a big market in reprogramming or replacement ECM chips... I can easily get another 40hp and perhaps better millege by going down this route. The hp can be increased further with turbo replacements, etc, but apparently, you start having to make other big changes for the car to handle 200+hp.

    Take a look around http://www.clubb5.com/ for some ideas... these B5 Passats are very hackable. Whether it's just plugging a laptop into the VAG-COM thing and re-programming the locks, or wiring in new tools like The Alien, or putting in Xenon lights and the Audi sport suspension.

    1. Re:Some cars are more hackable, e.g. VW by Buran · · Score: 2

      I've got no plans in the immediate future to chip my Golf 2.0, but I did put in GTI headlamps with fog lights (cost me all of $250 buying parts used; I now have much better lighting in bad weather.) When the car's ten years old and the powertrain warranty runs out, I'll swap in a VR6 engine and a Tiptronic tranny. It'll cost $5,000-$7,000 I'm sure, but that's a lot cheaper than a new car.

      Yep, just about any VW engine will fit in any VW body. All the mount points are there.

      Then there's big brake kits, those Bosch Xenon HID upgrades you mentioned (1,300 or so for a Golf/GTI), adding the MFA computer to a car that didn't come with it (now that's a very cool hack -- someone on the VW site I'm on has done it), etc. etc. ...

      I've played with a VAG-COM on my car. Nifty. :)

      Are you a Vortexer?

    2. Re:Some cars are more hackable, e.g. VW by Malc · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not a Vortexer, although I'm familiar with the site. I didn't own my first car until I was 25, when I get my Passat (18 mos ago). All this mechanical stuff is quite new to me! ;) I've only just started poking around and figuring out what I can do. Now I just need the funds. I helped my cousin-in-law change his shocks and springs in the summer, which was fun. This is his car. He's the one who opened my eyes to this "car hacking" world.

      Right now with winter coming, I think number one on my list would be rear fog lights - coming from Britain, I was shocked to discover that cars in N. America don't have these. In fact, some of my American friends told me that they don't care for them, and that they just want good front fog lights so that they can see where they're going!

    3. Re:Some cars are more hackable, e.g. VW by Buran · · Score: 2

      I love those wheels! I've thought about getting some for my Golf (the ones for Passats won't fit; different bolt pattern, but they're also available in the Golf's pattern).

      If you would like to know how to connect your rear fog -- it is fiendishly simple -- I've done it and can give you some pointers, though I'll have to check to make sure that there's no drastic changes in the pinout on the taillight end. It's there but not connected in NA cars; you just need to run a wire from the switch to the socket and put a bulb in.

      You'll need this Euro headlight switch to make it work. (The rear fog indicator in these doesn't light up; mine does but that's a custom hack I had someone do for me. Depending on when your car was made, you may have a working in-dash fog indicator, or may be able to wire it to work if not.)

      Tell your cousin-in-law I love his Passat! The only thing that'd make it better would be if it were a wagon. :)

    4. Re:Some cars are more hackable, e.g. VW by Malc · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the offer of help. I actually managed to do it this weekend with the following instructions linked to from www.clubb5.com: http://geocities.com/trigeek862/rearfog.htm. I also had some help from my cousin.

      I didn't bother with the Euro lightswitch - I just spliced onto the front fog light wire. Total of about CDN$15 versus well over $100! The hardest part was hooking up the dashboard indicator, and that was just because it was a bit fiddly.

  121. Discrepancy by joshstaiger · · Score: 1
    It almost seems like a Microsoft-like statement, to tell you they're doing all of this to reduce theft, while really they're doing it to ensure you are forced into coming back to their dealerships..."

    Not quite. There is a big difference between automotive theft protection and so-called software "theft" protection.

    In the case of your car, the manufacturer is providing a feature that helps prevent the consumer from being a victim of theft. This comes at the expense of ease of modification, but it's a beneficial trade-off for most people. Speaking as a person who's car was stolen last year, I can testify that I find this to be a valuable feature (even if it isn't always 100% effective).

    On the other hand, software copy protection only detracts from the product without benefiting the consumer in any way. Microsoft's WPA is not going to prevent someone from breaking into my room and stealing my Windows XP CD (not that I own an XP CD anyway :)). It only helps pad Microsoft's wallet at the expense of my extra added hassle. No thanks.

  122. Close but Not Quite by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    Two things: first, some keys have the brains on the tongue, not the head. Second, virtually every key has the interface on the tongue, so cutting it off leaves you with a chip that can't talk to the antitheft system.

    Virg

  123. If you need a remote starter... by SoftwareJanitor · · Score: 2

    You probably live in too cold a climate and/or don't have a garage. I would suggest moving far enough south that frost on your windows during the day isn't a problem. In the morning you car will be in your warm garage, so no problem then either...

    :-)

    Believe me, I know your pain, I just moved 900 miles south of where I used to live. I am getting spoiled awfully quickly with upper 70 degree temps in December... I don't think you could get me back up north for anything now.

  124. Are you sure you want a remote car starter? by dghcasp · · Score: 1

    I had an acquantance once (RF Hacker) who noticed that for almost all brands of garage door opener, you can purchase a spare remote control at Sears...

    Because there are a finite # of possible combinations, he was thinking about building a frob that basically did:

    for I in 0 .. N
    send code I
    done

    I don't know if he ever actually built it, but I can imagine him having lots of fun driving through residental neighbourhoods with it in his car.

    Now I don't know for sure, but do you really think that $79 remote car starter is using triple-DES or PKC in it's over-the-air protocol? Some dememnted RF engineer could ruin a lot of people's days filling garages with carbon monoxide.

  125. I've done research, you need to look beyond Audi. by Win-Developer · · Score: 0

    Well my LS1 equipped Trans Am is 310hp stock, which has more hp than your A4 and I paid less than you would pay for your A4. Now I've put about $500 into modding it for even more horsepower.

    And as far as your examples, anything is possible when you throw enough money at it. There are 1200hp triple turbo Mustangs.

  126. Consider yourself lucky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider yourself lucky to even be permitted to open the hood on your new car. Back in the early 1980's I remember that there was once serious thought given, and a serious stink raised about it in all the auto magazines, that the federal govt wanted to make it illegal to work on your own car, that the hoods were to be locked shut and only government licensed mechanics at officially licensed shops would be allowed to service cars. The reasoning was that too many people were disabling the pollution controls and removing catalytic converters from their vehicles.

  127. 'Cause of the Mods.... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2
    "I don't recall seeing legislation requiring you to go buy a Honda."

    But all the good 'Riceboy mods' are only available for Hondas..... You can wire the trunk release button on the remote starter to the cleverly mounted fire extinguisher to put out the electrical fire caused by improper installation of the car starter

  128. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be an American. All American cars need huge amounts of horse power because they're so damn big and heavy.

  129. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by Win-Developer · · Score: 0

    Then you'll like 310 stock horsepower that gets 22mpg on the street and 30mpg on the highway. It will only cost you about $4000 more than the RSX. :)

  130. Settable Parameters by Boomer2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When will automakers offer the ability to set options? When we make them, of course.

    I personally hate the lighting systems that act like your mom. I don't want my lights on during the day. I also want the dome light to go off immediately when I shut off the car, unless I intervene. I also don't want the @$%# locks to lock every time the car goes off->on and vice versa.

    Add to that the ability to turn on/off the chipped key requirement and whatever else isn't absolutely required for the car to run.

    Would it be so hard to allow the owner to chose?

  131. My idea of a remote car starter by JWBsDad · · Score: 1
    In order to install a car starter, you have to actually put a spare key to the vehicle *in* the add-on module to let the car starter do it's thing. Yeah, that makes me more comfortable, leaving a key installed in the remote car starter.

    When I'm ready to leave the apartment I just open the window toss my keys to the nearest passing pedestrian and ask them to start my car. By the time I get down the engine is nice and warm.

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  132. Well, there goes that analogy by xrayspx · · Score: 1

    There goes our favorite Open Source analogy of "Buying proprietary software is like buying a car with the hood welded shut". If there's nothing we can hack anyway, why bother having a hood that opens.

    I've seen a bit of code that fits the new paradigm, sort of "Yeah, it's open source, but WHY, since no sane person can read it anyway", early slash for instance?

    I see one maggot, and it all gets thrown away -- My fiancee

  133. Anybody else thinking "who cares"? by scott1853 · · Score: 2

    It's a car. You want to be a motorhead, go get a 70's chevy and do whatever you want to it.

    Personally I really don't consider buying an off the shelf add-on kit to be hacking. Hacking is something creative that hasn't been done before. Only the original person to hack something is creative, everybody else that performs the same hack is just a script kiddie, er, a wrench kiddie or whatever the automotive equivalent would be.

    If you're just going to complain about a product you didn't research further than the outside packaging, then too bad. Nobody said all car parts are compatible. Auto companies are allowed to create their own devices that don't work well with others.

    I've lost count. Can anybody remind me how many stupid Ask Slashdot articles have been posted in the last month?

  134. Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're driving a fucking Honda. Nobody is gonna steal it, trust me.

  135. you're worried about security? by mashy · · Score: 1

    you're worried about security involved in leaving a key to your car in it... probably buried and bolted in under mounds of metal under the hood or someplace, when the reception of a certain radio signal will start the thing?

  136. LAZY ASS! by simetra · · Score: 1

    Really, come on, do you really need to remotely start your car in the first place? Are you afraid someone is going to rig up a bomb to it? That, and maybe if you're an ambulance driver, fire-truck driver, etc, I can see. Otherwise, suck up and manually start your car like everyone else. Crypes. There are children in China who don't even have cars!!!!

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    "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
  137. The demand is greater for security by Che+Guevarra · · Score: 1



    Millions of people want anti-theft protection. Dozens of people want to hack their car. I think the manufacturer made the right choice.

  138. That's ridiculous (sp) by geremy · · Score: 1

    It's just more complicated to hack your car, because the engine control is much more complex.

    It is still definately possible.

    There are many options to replace or piggyback your existing car's digital control module. They are complicated, and they aren't cheap, but there are quite a few options out there (Link, Motec, Tec II to name a few).

    So, you can't just throw an ignition advancer on, or change the pilot jet of your carburator, but you can remap your fuel to air mixture curve or create a psuedo expert system that knows when your ignition timing should be advanced or retarded.

    Hacking your car is so much better now, because there are more variables to control, more things to study, and probably more risks (and gains) involved that it makes the hack more worthwhile.

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    geremy
  139. Its not just the electrics... by spamtastic2 · · Score: 1

    New cars produced in the european union must now include something called OBD III in the engine control unit (On Board Diagnostics).
    This is stuff that allows the ecu to monitor extra paramaters of engine performance and emmisions. If for example the car owner opts to tune the engine (something as simple as fitting a free flow air filter and sports exhaust system), then if the engine performance changes out of a pre set band of tolerance, the ecu decides there is a fault, logs it, and illuminates the check engine light on the dashboard.
    If you happen to get stopped at a roadside check while this light is illuminated, its no good saying "it just came on" cos the police can plug in a portable interrogator and find out how long its been on.
    This system is making it increasingly hard to tune sports cars and still keep road legality.
    Cars like the earlier model of mine used to have a vast aray of tuning options, however, since the introduction of OBDIII, there are very few options that keep the car road legal.

  140. No offense... by Win-Developer · · Score: 0

    But I wouldn't take my car "off roading" or rally racing. Saying "Oh yeah! Take your car off road, and we'll see who's boss" is a common excuse from owners of 4 bangers who can't hack it on the streets or track. Come to think of it, I'm not too familiar with many places where you can do that. Also, when was the last time YOU(being the "true" Subaru driver that you are) took your WRX to the twisties?

    Are you also implying that a "big heavy american V8" isn't "hackable"(it's called modding, not hacking)?

    1. Re:No offense... by biltmore · · Score: 1
      none taken.
      but I got my car dirty after owning it for only 5 days. The last time was 2 days ago..
      no I wasn't implying that big heavy american V8 cars are not moddeable, just that they are big and heavy. I live near a place where many rallies takes place and I run on the roads a few times a month. I think my car can hack it on the streets also. But I am not trying to say my car is better than yours or anything like that.. I was just trying to defend the subarus. You were putting them in the same class as the hondas and VWs, and they are in a whole other class. As is your car.

  141. Environmental CRAZY-ness! by tomas.bjornerback · · Score: 1

    It could only be in America such a STUPID device was invented. The negative impact on the Earth is huge when you (as I read in a few posts):

    1. Start your car in advance during cold days.
    2. Start your car in advance during hot days.

    The emissions from a car running on idle are just huge, especially in cold temperature.

    You should get an electric engine heater and plug it in an electrical socket or an "Ebersprecher" - a small device that runs on fuel that heats up the car (yes, it also emits CO2, but way less than a cold car on which the catalyzer isn't warm)

    Those who start the A/C to get the car cool - ARE YOU FOR REAL?! I was in Death Valley this summer with +120F in the shade (+50C) and we didn't leave the car running all the time.

    Take care of the Earth. Please!

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  142. Wrong... by olympus_coder · · Score: 1

    There are tons of things you can do to any car, electronic or not. The cost varies. It is more expensive to change the injection system on my supra then it would be to go down and by a 1000 CFM carb for a Olds 442, but it happens, alot. I know tons of people with mods from built in play stations to race built motor. Look at the tuner crowd. Some go for flash, some go for speed (my personal addiction). Many of these tuners work on high tech vehicles Supras for example have every gatget including variable valve time, but (or because of) this doesn't stop people. Check out MKIV.com for a look into the Supra world. iworld.com is home for Subaru tuners (WRX is becoming a tuner car).

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  143. Re:Who cares? You're driving an automatic anyway.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, recent US legislation has made it _ILLEGAL_ to install any kind of remote starting device on a manual transmission equipped vehicle.

    Unfortunately I dont have any links to this, but I do alot of work at a stero / alarm shop, so we are quite fimiliar with this.

    Aparently alot of unscrupulous alarm shops were installing remote start alarms in sticks, and people were leaving their cars in gear, then remote starting them, running over children in the process.

    The short story is if you have a manual, DONT install a remote start, even if you have some sort of mechanism to depress the clutch. Remember, things can break, and do you really want to be responsable for seriously injuring or killing someone?

    -AC

  144. Why in the hell... by jridley · · Score: 1

    would you buy a car with passive antitheft (chip in the key) then install a spare key so that the antitheft is effectively disabled?

    I think passive antitheft is great. I no longer worry too much about people stealing my car. I know that it's still possible, but not by the average street thug. Pros will get my car anyway, by putting it on a trailer if they have to.

    I never understood remote starters anyway. I lived in Michigan's UP for 10 years, and it was often well below zero, but I wasn't THAT much of a wuss that I couldn't go start my own damn car. I guess if you're 80 years old and frail, it'd be nice to have the car warmed up for you, but let's get real! Why don't you get a down filled seat while you're at it?

  145. Re:I've done research, you need to look beyond Aud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well my LS1 equipped Trans Am is 310hp stock, which has more hp than your A4 and I paid less than you would pay for your A4. Now I've put about $500 into modding it for even more horsepower.

    God forbid you try and brake or turn.

    Being an American, you know what I hate about other Americans? They think racing equals a straight line. You can spend all the money you have on a TA and it will still be a heavy piece of junk. The car was not designed for racing, it's a muscle car. As are the mustangs you mentioned. This isn't a flame,it's reality. They were designed to go in a straight line reasonably quickly and not worry about braking. If you follow real racing (which lasts longer than a quarter mile), you'll realize that horsepower means exactly jack shit (well for the most part).

    A stock NSX has about 270bhp. You think a 400bhp TA is going to beat that around mid-ohio? road atlanta? nurburgring? Assuming driver quality is a non-factor, it ain't going to happen. Take a look at the skid-pad results, they're illuminating.

  146. Oh yeah lets go back to carbuerators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And while we are at it, how about you all turn in your computers, and go get an abacus.
    I mean sure it's slower but it's "fairly standard and visible and self-evident". Everything else in our society has been computerized, why should you expect the most complex piece of equipment most people own to remain managed by simple vacume pressure? Modern car electronics allow for better performance, better gas milage, and fewer emisions.
    If you "neighbor hood grease monkey" cannot/willnot update his or her skills they will find themselves behind the times. The same as say a Telecom engineer of the 1970's who never bothered to update their skill set.

    Further, you certainly can modifiy your car's engine computer. Hondata for one makes modified ECU (engine control unit) for Honda (http://www.hondata.com/) cars. There is at least one company (http://www.electromotive-inc.com/) that makes entire ECU replacements that are user controlable with a laptop.

    Aftermarket modifications (car alarms/remote starters) commonly lag behind new model years in cars. Given some time there always apears a new solution from the aftermarket and or enthusiasts. If you are unwilling to do it yourself, check out http://www.sema.org/ for lots of example companies that do such work.

  147. just a simple design decision by Preposterous+Coward · · Score: 2
    Look, designing cars is like any kind of engineering: It inevitably involves tradeoffs, and somebody has to make decisions about which combination of tradeoffs will be the most acceptable to the people who actually buy the car.

    What proportion of people do you think are concerned about car theft. Fifty percent, maybe? What proportion of people care about remote starters? Five percent? So clearly the electronic key is a net benefit to the customer base. I'm pulling these particular numbers out of my ass, obviously, but you get the idea...

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  148. "hacking" cars is far from dead... by stankydanky · · Score: 1

    If hacking cars is dead, why did so many people head to the theaters to see fast & the furious? I too own a Honda, a civic hatch, but not your average soccer mom's Honda. It is heavily modified (not hacked but my LAN in the hatch doesn't have a firewall) in all the areas, to the point where not much is stock anymore. Tweaking one's own car to alter it to represent YOU is something most everyone would love to do but not all of us have the motivation, money, or mentality to spice up our otherwise boring rides. When new cars are bought these days most people stick to what is given to them. In some cases due to warranties you aren't "allowed" to make any mods and if you do it may void the warranty. Others like myself find the options as far as security, audio, lighting and horse power are pretty weak to my standards so I dump tons of money and floss it. As far as theives go you might as well not even bother because if someone wants your ride bad enough they WILL find a way to get it or damage it if they fail. The only protection you have is insurance to protect your investment. I've had my ride broken into for it's audio components and the fuckers slashed my seats coz they couldn't get the head unit out. It looked like they used an axe! Nevermind trying to steal it they just fucked it up and took an amp and a capacitor that they could pry off. Keep receipts on everything you buy, take pictures of your shit, and crank up your aftermarket coverage and your prepared for the worst. I agree that today's newer cars are becoming more difficult to modify. Honda for example is making it difficult to add performance headers to the newest line of civics because of the strict emissions. What's a Honda Hacker to do!

    1. Re:"hacking" cars is far from dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you modify your "ride" to include a big pubescent mustache on the front bumper?

    2. Re:"hacking" cars is far from dead... by stankydanky · · Score: 1

      It's a Tsuanimi bumper, mesh grill and blue foglights behind the mesh. what's your point?

  149. Loss of Freedom, or reduced security. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The question just has to be asked in the appropriate fashion.

    Is there really a 'loss of freedom' involved here? The anti-theft measures that 'reduce freedom' provide more security than was previously the case. So if you want the same level of security you used to have before the elaborate new security system was put into place, you do as was mentioned, put a key in the module. You've basically reduced the car to being as secure as cars were before.

    This is NOT a case where freedom has been traded off for security. The freedom formerly enjoyed is possible just by getting rid of the extra security.

    Geez, you'd think people would think things through before posting such an article.

  150. chipped keys and remote starters by GnulixRulz · · Score: 1
    I hate chipped keys -- It doesn't add much for security, and it makes getting a spare an expensive hassle. Not many key cutters have the chipped blanks and they cost around $25. The sensing hardware broke on my car and it required a strip of the steering column to install a new cylinder ($300).

    And remote car starters? You would have to disable the clutch interlock, so imagine you're parked on a city street with your car in gear. You start the car remotely and - BANG - your starter motor pushes your car into another one. Or down a hill.

    I can think of better ways to hack within a car: How bout an audio system that lets you record instead of just play?

    1. Re:chipped keys and remote starters by shumacher · · Score: 2
      And remote car starters? You would have to disable the clutch interlock, so imagine you're parked on a city street with your car in gear. You start the car remotely and - BANG - your starter motor pushes your car into another one. Or down a hill.

      You need a slushbox. Most of these starter kits say "For use on vehicles with automatic transmissions."
      I can think of better ways to hack within a car: How bout an audio system that lets you record instead of just play?

      Look at Sony's Minidisc head units. JC Whitney used to sell a dual cassette head unit with high speed dubbing and recording.
  151. OBD-3 and big brother by NastyGnat · · Score: 5, Informative

    You think ODB-II is screwing us, wait till OBD-III goes live. Here are some of the features as stated by the Specialty Equipment Market Association (SEMA).
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    OBD-III TECHNOLOGIES

    Three ways to send/receive data:
    Roadside reader
    Local station network
    Satellite
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    That's right, a radio link to tell big brother where you are, and what your car is doing. Why??

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    ENFORCEMENT MECHANISMS
    Incorporate into biennial I/M program
    Read fault code to screen for vehicles that need complete testing
    Pass or short test for vehicles with no fault code
    Does not speed up repair process
    Out-of-cycle inspection
    Compile and screen data
    Mail notice to vehicle owner requiring out-of-cycle inspection within 10 days
    Require Certificate of Compliance (C of C) on next registration/resale, or
    Require C of C within 30-60 days, with citation for noncompliance
    Enforce citation via court and/or DMV penalty at next registration
    Roadside Pullover
    CHP flags down vehicles with fault codes
    Technician verifies problem by inspecting and/or testing vehicle
    Issuance of notice requiring out-of-cycle inspection
    Same enforcement (C of C /citation)
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    On the other hand they also realise that there are legal issues by this statement on their site.

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    OBD-III raises 4th Amendment search and seizure privacy issues:
    ''The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures shall not be violated...''
    ---

    But afterwards state that the OBD system should be leagal because it's a nondiscrimitory, mass population product. Whereas the 4th amendment only protects individual privacy and not a group of individuals.

    Read more about this at
    Sema web site

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  152. Older Hondas are hackable by marcomarrero · · Score: 1

    92-99's Honda Civic are quite hackable, but the best is they're almost plug and play between models, including Integra. A friend has a '93 Civic Hatchback with a '92 japanese B16a (a 160hp 1.6 twincam VTec engine, almost just like the 1999 American Civic Si).

    Those Civics are relatively easy to work on, and there are a lot of mods out there. The new ones maybe are designed to avoid all that. Anyway new models have a much inferior suspension.

  153. Standard cars have performance enough. by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1
    I don't know if this type of stuff qualifies as "hacking", woudn't it be more like "upgrading". I mean, they do it for you: doesn't imply "hacking" some kind of "manual work"? Especially on cars?

    I just visited the site, because I own one of those 225HP models (you can guess which one), and I dunno if I could shell out 499$ for a measely 19HP more. Besides I heard (from people having BMW modding chips. Warranty? What warranty?) that those chips can damage the engine badly. (It goes "Poof" and suddenly your enigine is a piece of metallic junk)
    Yes, I am an european, and 225HP is quite a lot here (average must be 100HP, newer models)...to my experience anything above 150HP is "too" much when you use the car to go to work on snowy roads (and that is what I do, so next time I'll settle for the 180HP model ;-)) . You can't use the cars full potential anyway, since speed limit is 120kmh.
    Okay, I admit, I'm not into car tuning... if you are, go here and weep.

  154. Complicated? Yes; Impossible? No by dcavanaugh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The car-starter situation is nothing new. For quite a while, the car manufacturers have been making it harder to build knock-off parts, while simultaneously preserving installation revenue for the dealers. Funky tools, fasteners, threads, anything to discourage the non-dealer mechanic or the knock-off manufacturer. Standardization encourages dealer avoidance, hacking, cloning and (in the case of cars) theft. Cars with lots of interchangeable parts are popular with the "chop shops".

    To be fair about it, Honda had a big problem with theft. It's no secret that the engine computer is the final frontier of anti-theft technology. How can anyone critize Honda for addressing the problem?

    Car hacking is not dead, but it requires more ingenuity than it used to. I remember the old days when I upgraded my home computer by soldering additional memory chips on top of the onboard memory. Just because I can't do that with a modern motherboard, does that make it "unhackable"?

  155. Most car probles are because of patents by argoff · · Score: 2

    If car companies could copy from each other freely, you would see a totally different market. Parts would be much more interchangable, standardized, and adaptable. Even as things modernized, they would be modernized as components that would likely be easy to swap in and out. Things like planned obsolesence, or the dealer monopolizing service would be a thing of the past. Prices would probably come down considerably, while R&D especially in enviromental friendly technologies would go up. Today enviromental regulations are often used to gain more profits at the expense of poor people by pushing used cars out of the market and making it more difficult for new competition to get in the game.

    Think PC. One of the greatest things to happen to the industry was when IBM and Intel lost the lawsuits claiming that people who coppied their interfaces were voilating their intellectual property. It opened the flood gates for AMD, Compaq, and millions of other vendors.

    Getting rid of patents would take things a step further in the PC and the Auto industry.

    1. Re:Most car probles are because of patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM didn't lose a lawsuit. They published the interface. They were defeated by legitimate cloning of the bios. And they'd published the commented source code of the bios, so it can hardly be called 'closed source.'

      I hate it when kids who were not even a gleam in their father's eye at the time start trying to explain history that didn't happen.

  156. Proper use of the word "it's". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The word "it's" is a contraction (short form) of
    the phrase "it is". If you want to make the
    possessive form of "it" (that is, indicate that
    something belongs to "it"), you leave out the
    apostrophe. So, for example:

    "It's true the dog wagged its tail."

    Got it?

    Grammar matters. Get with the program.

  157. Top Stolen.. by detritus. · · Score: 2

    Remember, though, For many years, Honda has, and still does hold the title as one of the top stolen cars in the US. Your point is still legitimate, especially when these new ignition systems have no effect on making insurance rates cheaper...

    1. Re:Top Stolen.. by aozilla · · Score: 1

      Your point is still legitimate, especially when these new ignition systems have no effect on making insurance rates cheaper...

      These systems almost certainly do make your insurance rates cheaper. The reason you don't notice is because it is a standard feature, so the price reduction is built into the rate system.

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  158. Alive and well by LenE · · Score: 1

    I guess it's more and more like kernel hacking, in that you have to get into minute detail for minor changes.

    Check out Neuspeed for what's involved with supercharging modern Volkswagens and Audi's. Since these cars are computer controlled, adding a supercharger involves reworking the ECM. This is not a simple chip swap anymore!

    For more fun, check out the Philips Automotive Lighting Forum for people hacking their headlights to use Xenon High Intensity Discharge (HID) light systems. People in this group hack all sorts of ways around Benz and BMW computers that throw hissy fits when they think that a light bulb has burned out.

    -- Len

  159. Hacking cars via software by kingdon · · Score: 2

    Not only are people hacking their computerized new-fangled cars, there is even a sourceforge project, although perhaps the most interesting part of that project is the links, for example to FreeScan or LT1_Edit (the former free at least as in beer, the latter is for $$$).

    Happy hacking!

  160. Why stop there? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    It should also block people who are half-asleep, weave in and out of traffic, never signal, tailgate, use cellphones while driving, insist on looking at the passenger side when talking, drive 20+ mph over the speed limit, run red lights, drive in the breakdown lane, blast car stereos (usually crappy hip-hop), and idiots who cause grid-lock.

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  161. Uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, Yes it is.

  162. Re:I've done research, you need to look beyond Aud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but it's a Trans Am. The price you pay for paying less is actually having to get into the horrible thing. In general, American cars are hideous. It's no wonder you see very few of them elsewhere in the world. The only Corvette I ever saw in Europe had Maryland plates, and I'd never even heard of Pontiac until I moved to North America. And, as somebody mentioned, there is far more to performance than straightline speed.

  163. Insurance Companies by chuckw · · Score: 1

    Theft alarms aren't for the car owners, they're for the insurance companies.

    Why would anyone in their right mind want a car alarm? If the car gets stolen, big deal, the insurance company pays you for what it's worth (or if you have good insurance, they'll pay you for replacement value). Just don't leave anything you wouldn't want to lose in the car.

    If anything you'd want an alarm on an older car since the insurance company won't give you enough to buy a new junker. Then again, who's going mess with an older car...

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  164. How does this mean that cars aren't hackable? by tibbetts · · Score: 1

    While I agree, in principle, that today's cars are much more complex for amateur mechanics, I think that this example is completely inapplicable. Quite honestly, wouldn't you have been worried if you could buy a remote starter that completely bypassed the anti-theft device? Instead, you returned the item to the store, whining that a pretty convenient but absolutely unnecessary device wasn't completely compatible with another add-on!

    And how big is the remote starter, anyway? If it's something that you carry on you, or have it somewhere in your house, then what's the problem with leaving a key in it?

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  165. Re:other ^FASCIST^ ignition technologies by drenehtsral · · Score: 1

    Total flamebait, but it's true. I'd love to kick this guy's teeth down his throat. One more loss of control of technology. This is _just like_ copy protected CD's.

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  166. Step on the gas grandpa by BlingBlings · · Score: 1

    Was that you the other day driving 55 in the white Oldsmobuick. The reason I zoomed around you was that you were doing 55 in the fast lane.

    "I'm really tired of driving the speed limit when 95% of the rest of the drivers on the road pass you. It creates a hazard to not only me but to everyone else."

    If 95% of the drivers on the road pass you then I guess it just creates a hazard to you, to everyone else(the 95%) your the guy doing 55 creating the hazard. By your own admittaly 95% of the people have to pass you. Your the bigger hazard, not the other way around.

    Step on it grandpa.

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    1. Re:Step on the gas grandpa by mini+me · · Score: 1

      When I got my licence they taught us to drive the speed that the other cars are going.

      If everyone else is speeding, you should keep up with them. That way they don't have to pass you and everyone will be safer for it. It also just keeps the general traffic flow better. This works both ways though, if everyone is driving slow, you too should slow down.

      Of course there are limits to how much over is acceptable, but the speed limit is really just a recomendation, you don't have to follow it to a T.

    2. Re:Step on the gas grandpa by drsoran · · Score: 1

      That's fine and dandy until you get pulled over for speeding. The cops in my area couldn't care less if you were "just keeping up with the traffic" while they're writing you a ticket. I tried that excuse when I used to speed. :-)

  167. the ease of suburbia by K0R$+h4x0r+ru1z · · Score: 0


    Right. Tell your tow truck plan to the 15 year old who just smashed and stole your white boy audi.

  168. Need a Key to remote-start? by tzanger · · Score: 2

    What an assinine idea...

    At least with my Grand Cherokee you could disable the alarm system by grounding a wire. Sure the alarm isn't enabled anymore, but the car will start and you still need a key in the ignition to drive it off.

    Leaving a key in the car is a very very dumb idea. I wonder if your insurance company will cover theft in this case.

  169. Build your own? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just build your own car?

    Something like this will trash any of your mass-produced rubbish:-

    http://www.tiger-sportscars.demon.co.uk/frames.h tm

  170. Ever hear of OBD-II? by GrammarPhone · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Your neighborhood grease monkey can't do much to a modern car without a bunch of electronic gear interfacing to the car's computer. It's almost a little anti-competitive.

    Well, since 1996, every car sold in America has required OBD-II compliance, which dictates a requirement for an interface to the engine management computer that adheres to certain government standards. As a result, with a Palm Pilot and a $200 cable, anyone can pull all sorts of nifty information from any modern car's engine computer. Not exactly "a bunch" of electronic gear, when the whole setup fits in a jacket pocket.

    One could argue that such standards are pro-competition, since one doesn't need a bunch of specialized equipment for each manufacturer (the situation prior to OBD-II). No need for a Ford computer tool, a GM computer tool, a BMW computer tool, etc...

    In short, you can still work on your own car. Just like 50 years ago, you can't do anything without the proper tools. Just happens that the tools are electronic now, rather than mechanical.

    And, like many people are going to tell you, if you don't like it, buy a TR6 and shut the hell up.

  171. Why Write A Ticket? by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Versus, say, simply having the car refuse to go over the speed limit?

    They were talking about that on CNN while I was travelling through Europe. It's quite feasible to implement it. It's also quite feasible to implement automatic ticketing that tickets all speeders all the time. Neither system would stand a chance of hell of ever getting implemented. In the case of the car just refusing to speed, that'd eliminate speeding ticket revenue and a lot of places depend on that revenue. In the case of the automatic ticketing thing, people would force the speed limits to be removed or raised to the actual speeds people drive at (Which again would have the effect of eliminating those lovely ticket revenues.)

    What this adds up to is that there is a system that is arbitrairly enforced against a population which more or less completely ignores the posted limits.

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  172. worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend and I went to pick up our BMW M3's in europe on the european delivery program. We both picked up our cards in Munich, he drove his to italy and I went on to Germany (being more interested in the autobahn than the italian alps). The short story is that his car got ripped off in italy. The theives hoisted the car onto a flatbed (dragging it with a wench) but ended up dumping the car a few hours later with a badly mangled steering column as they tried to defeat the anti-theft (chipped) ignition system. The police recovered the car that night, crediting the anti-theft key system for its quick recovery. Is the anti-theft system worth it? In this case it was. BMW replaced the steering column under warranty/bmw insurance and we were able to continue on to the nurburgring for some real fun.

  173. Comparion: by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

    I think people are missing the *real* comparison here, the classic cars to computers. What's great is it rorks really well here.

    Think of cars in the 70s. They were all and mechanical and made of many discrete parts. So were computers. You could get the plans to an Apple I and build your own computer out of many ICs.

    Now, you buy a car and it's made out fewer, more integrated parts. Same with your computer. There are still standardized interfaces, however. You can get a new video card, you just can't build your own motherboard. You can get a new car radio, but it's a bit more difficult to tweak the ignition timing.

    Think of it as a natural progression of the technology. *Everything* is getting more integrated and digital these days. It's not a concerted effort to make hacking a car/computer harder, it's an effort to make them cheaper to make and more efficient.

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  174. Let me show you the way to VATS bypass by logicassasin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's actually quite simple - the "chip" on the key is nothing more than a resistor. In order to bypass it, you need to find it's value with a simple multi-meter. Once you have that, you need to add a few resistors, to approximate that resistance as closely as possible, to the VATS sensor wire in the ignition column.

    Most remote start kits should come with several resistors for just this reason.

    BTW, car audio/security/sales was my profession for 6 years. Back in those days, we cursed the big 3 daily for their "new innovations" that made our jobs harder.

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  175. Slow learner? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    And you are just NOW realizing this? its been like that for a while now.. when was the last time you could even SEE your spark plugs with out a special tool...

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  176. Anti-Theft Devices by jd · · Score: 2
    IMHO, most of the "extras" that go into anti-theft devices have a very very poor cost/benefit ratio.


    In the UK, police regularly talk on TV about how even the "most secure" cars can be cracked inside of 30 seconds. An unsecured car takes a mere 12, apparently.


    Wow. I'm sure that the 20 extra seconds is really going to help, in practice.


    Methinks that the best approach to car security is to build the damn security device yourself, from first principles. Even if it doesn't work worth a damn, it'll still work out cheaper. And if it DOES work, you'll be sitting on a gold-mine that'll turn the spam-mailers green with envy.


    (One approach I've considered is using the car's electrical properties, such as capacitance, as a means of obtaining biometrics on whoever is in contact with it. Easy to wire up, requires no fancy sensors, but turning the data into a useful ID would be difficult.)

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  177. Yup. by supabeast! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hacking a computer is nice and no big deal, because they are cheap (Compared to cars.) and unnecessary for things like getting to work, the grocery store, etc. If I screw up my computer, no big deal, it can wait to be fixed. If I screw up my car, my life is thrown into a screwy loop. If my computer is stolen I go drop $1500 on a new one and wait for the insurance company to reimburse me, if my car is stolen I cannot go anywhere until the insurance company reimburses the creditor of the car and I can buy a new one.

    Cars are not meant to be toys anymore. If you really insist on playing with your car, buy an old mustang that you don't need to worry about.

  178. Does the author have a clue regarding cars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can tell you, he propably doesn't.

    He says, that ever since electronic ignitions came to play, the hackability of cars started declining. Nope. You just have to READ more in order to understand what's going on, dah! What you are saying is like this: "By moving from a vaccum tube to a transistor, you are removing the ability to hack in a circuit." Get the picture? You cerainly can't tell if the transistor is faulty as easily as you can with the vaccum tube, but heck, along with power comes the requirement of knowledge! What the author doesn't know, is how EASILY these new systems can be hacked, if you know your way aroung programming and electronics. e.g. ALL modern car ECU's can be fine-tuned by changing their factory default EEPROMS with other ones, oriented towards perfomance and not economy or lower emissions. Yes, you HAVE to know. Yes, you will have to read more. We are under going progress, we cannot by put down by lazy people who are used the way things work, and don't want to bother learning. I can always claim that cars using carbeurators are "almost a little anti-competitive" because the average neighborhood farmer doesn't have a clue about carbeurators, he always liked his hay-full trolley being pulled by horses and donkeys. Engines are not as hackable as animals after all.

    Sheesh!

  179. Trading liberties for supposed increase in safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what was it that one of your presidents said about those who wish to trade some of their liberties for a supposed increase in safety deserving neither?

    Where do you draw the line?

    I mean, there are some serious mouth breathers out there. I say we do an IQ test before we let them get behind a wheel as well; if you cant pass then the only thing you should be allowed to drive is a tricycle. Of course, there are many total morons on the road there ...if you dont believe me, check out LA.
    I find that the fact that people who are drugged legally are allowed driving a lot more worrisome.
    How many ppeople are out there who are on Prozav, Zoloft, Librium, Xanax, Valium, Ativan and such?
    100 million?
    Have you ever tried one of those drugs?
    A lot worse than 2 beers or one joint...yet its consdered ok for driving (oh..Im sorry,..most drugs come with a warning. How many of you have ever taken a cold medication and still driven or 'operated heavy machinery'?)

    Im not sure for the States but in England the number one cause of accidents..something like 1/3 (I think its 4-5 times higher than #2) is fatigue. Of course, its not as sexy as drunk driving campaigns.

    hey, why not also make sure that parents are qualified to have kids? There is a lot of sexual and physical abuse of children in the US....if you dont have basic common sense, you should not be allowed to procreate....

    Its truly amazing that in the name of safety and the children, reasonably sane people are just willing to give all responsability away.
    (look who Im talking to: you folks vote in that "Patriot" bill without the politicians even reading the darn thing!)

    That's why its really amazxing that american citizens, who just drone on and on and on about liberties and rights so easily gave away their right to the presumption of innocence in the case of drug testing.

    Remember how that started off in just 'ncessary' and sensitive positions? Then it moved on to other sectors and now if a kid wants to play chess or the tuba he has to first prove that he is 'drug-free'...which is code for marijuana since most kids know that there pot stays in your system for a long time but coke, heroin and so on will be out of in 48-72hrs..
    Of course not that drug testing is a 10-15 billion a year industry, you'd have to fight the powerful lobby groups (who all exist for out protection and those of children) as well.
    From public security to testing school children...all in the name of safety and the drug war, I think its a perfect example of 'give an inch, theyll take a mile'.
    Not that drug testing, militarization of police, asset forfeiture scams and so on have done one thing to stop the problem....

    How this atittude of willingly giving up ones freedom for a promise of more "safety" is different from communist state interference is beyond me.

    How a country who clings to an outdated passage like 'the right to bear arms' can so easily just trample the rest of those annoying little things like amendments is also part of the delicious irony which is Amerika.

    zeke

  180. Re:other ignition (killing) technologies by LinuxHam · · Score: 2

    Someone has watched "Runaway" one too many times :)

    Seriously, though I think the best answer is an EMP gun mounted on the front of police cars, designed to fry a fleeing vehicle's car computer, from about 15 feet which causes the engine to stall and the car to coast to a stop. Much safer than a carpet-o-nails which can cause dramatic loss of steering with either or both front tires being blown out.

    How about a Matrix-esque bluetooth-type proprietary no-hop wireless network that would allow a cop to kill all compatible engines within a small radius. The circuitry would be the size of a small pager's motherboard and could be built right into the computer, not as a hackable add-on. Ooooh, he can use the MDT to select the vehicle to kill from a list that pops up, showing the year, make, model, color and vin. But that would lend itself to automated license checks whereby the MDT would pop up on the screen any nearby cars that are stolen (a la LoJack) or who's owner's license is suspended. I got caught once by a cop in Princeton, NJ who was pulling up behind each and every car on the highway at 2:30am and running their tags to check their owner status.

    Nah, I like the EMP gun better. No one's stealing 74 Nova's anymore ;)

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  181. You commie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tecnically, I guess the word I am looking for is totalitarian, but commie sounds more demeaning. Do you honestly believe that a car manufacturer should be forced to place such equipment inside a car? That was the kind of things that Oceana was doing in Geoge Orwell's 1984. If you truly believe this then go to http://www.lp.org as they have much better argumets towards freedom than I.

  182. Re:I've done research, you need to look beyond Aud by Win-Developer · · Score: 0

    I hate to tell you, but with my suspension mods I've done, I have the cornering ability of a BMW M3. I was tested as such by MTI's testing facility.

    As for NSX's, unless they are spraying, they'll keep up(1 or 2 car lengths behind) through 1st and maybe 2nd gear, but once I hit 3rd it's all over. That was a recent highway kill. For the $60,000 they cost(?) I was expecting something faster.

  183. Yeah...right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How nice, put it in your car...keep it out of mine. If someone wants to drink and drive let them, and at the time we'll hope they crash their car into a tree and that they will kill themselfs.

    While I feel if they got into an accident with another car and kill someone would be a horrible loss of that persons life, I can hope that the drunk driver was killed along with them.

    But, if they were not...then I would suggest arresting them and when they sober up immidiate execution. This solves a few problems, least of which is over population.

    Sure some people will whine and cry oh it's in-human to kill someone blah blah blah...well tough shit, you screw up that badly you deserve nothing less then the loss of your own life, while where at it we are atleast cleaning up the gene pool from bloody idiots and morons.

  184. Why hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give me a break. Use your Honda for what it's worth, transportation from point A to B. I'm soooo sick of seeing these Rice burners with there stupid fucking super wings, painted drum brakes, low riding pos cars. You wanna go fast, drive your Honda off the nearest cliff.

    "I'll just throw on a turbo charger..." - Yeah right. I know these rice boys who have all sorts of problems just putting bigger turbos in cars that already have turbos. Adding a turbo to a NA car is A WASTE OF TIME. So yer honda makes 30 more hp, every Mustang, Firebird, Camaro, Corvette, and Viper is still gonna kick yer ass.

    And as far as the SCCA being full of these cars, give me a break. Maybe your local autocross. But anyone who wants to go fast gets a real sports car.

  185. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by jwsmith00 · · Score: 1

    That's NOT performance buddy.
    1) It has NO torque. Torque is (for the most part) related to the size of the engine. Torque gets the car going. This tiny little 2 litre motor has no torque.

    2) It's a FWD car. Major understeer!

    3) It's a front engine car. Again, major understeer!

    If I want performance I'll get a car with engine greater than 4L and is mid or rear engine.

    PS I drive an Integra and to me its one thing... an economy car with bullet proof reliability.

    I think you need to understand the importance of torque. Torque gets the car moving. You can't add any substantial amount of torque by bolt-ons, gasoline additives, turbos, etc.

    If I want to go fast, I'll buy a Mustang GT. If I want a reliable car, I'll buy a Honda or Toyota.

  186. Re:Who cares? You're driving an automatic anyway.. by KernelHappy · · Score: 1

    Why was this modded down, even if its not true (which I believe it is), I have had several installers tell me that they will not install on a manual vehicle. Its the first thing that comes out of their mouth when you ask for a remote starter - "Is the car a manual?".

    That said these new fancy gearboxes are manuals in the sense that they have a clutch, but they operate like an automatics except with lightning quick shifts (0.2 seconds). When the vehicle is started the gearbox is automatically put into neutral before engaging the starter. This is a requirement since they do not have an actual shift lever in the car (everything is done automatically or via paddles/buttons on the steering wheel).

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  187. Hacking cars is getting easier, I think by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    It may be more difficult to install some cheap gadget you buy at Kragen or somesuch junky auto supply store, agreed. Cars are getting more complex. But it's that very complexity that is making it more and more possible to get into the guts of the car with electronic/software mods. As some have mentioned here, Audis and VWs are prime examples.

    In the past, if you wanted to change valve timing, turbo boost, etc., you had to buy and install more aggressive valve cams, more powerful turbos or other parts. You had to do intrusive surgery to your car to put in these aftermarket components.

    Nowadays, drive-by-wire cars like Audis can be hacked, literally. Many of the engine performance characteristics are entirely software-controlled, so by changing the software you can achieve much in the way of performance improvements that used to only be possible by swapping engine parts. Not only can you modify performance, you can also modify the behavior of things like the door locks, radio, etc., with PC software that lets you configure your car's computer.

    I have an Audi A4 1.8T that had a stock 170 HP engine. I bought an APR chip "upgrade" for the car's computer, and suddenly my car has 207 HP. Not only that, the torque curve has shot up to 250 foot-pounds at 3600 RPM - a 50% increase. That torque is dramatic, and lets me beat "more powerful" cars off the line consistently. And now that it's raining a lot here, I can beat *any* car off the line that only has two-wheel drive when the ground is wet.

    All this achieved in a simple one-hour soldering procedure. There are limits, of course, beyond which you need better parts, but who says cars are less hackable nowadays?!

    1. Re:Hacking cars is getting easier, I think by tuxlove · · Score: 1

      Oh, forgot to mention the other cool things about the APR chip. Not only does it boost my engine power, but it has multiple programs you can select from using the existing cruise control buttons! It doesn't interfere with the cruise control in any way, and it allows me to choose "factory" mode (which is useful for when you bring the car in for service - so you don't tip them off that you've done something to void your engine warranty), "boost mode", and "valet mode" to keep those pedal-happy valets from abusing your car.

      Now that's what I call a software hack!

  188. Carb simple? by alainsane · · Score: 1

    Look @ a carb on an 86 Chev truck... Adjustments, choke, tweaking, a handful of vacuum hoses, bad economy, and an emissions nightmare.

    Now look @ TBI on 89 chev truck... 3 vac hoses, good economy, no adjustments to go wrong, and always starts and runs perfect.

    Why are you even bothering to use a big complicated computer? Perhaps you should go back to stone and chalk.

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  189. Hax0r your VW or Audi, for more HP by strlen · · Score: 1

    1998+ VW Passat (4-cylinder model), and 1998+ Audi A4 1.8T, as well was 2000+ VW Jetta, Golf,GTI and Beetle 1.8T can gain at least 40 (!) horsepowers, by installing after market software, which controls the turbo charger/intercooler induction system. There's a large market for such "chip tuning", and several brands are available. One such brand is APR, which even offers a switch that let's you set different turbo charger operation mode (stock, higher performance, and 100 Octane gas modes), check their website here.

    Most other recent cars (except a few highly tuned cars like the Toyota Celica GT-S), can also benefit from a chip which bumps up the redline and changes fuel management setup. Almost any major tuner that's affiliated with a certain brand of vehicles, will offer such a chip. Yes, they're detectable (in most cases) and will void your waranty. But it's still possible to hack your ECU, and there's people making money from it. Also OBD-2 scan tools are available on the market, for use by individuals. One such tool is VAG-Com, which can be used for all Audi, Volkswagen, Seat and Skoda cars.
  190. This isn't informative... by SaDan · · Score: 2

    ...because the article the poster is referring to is a load of bunk.

    Yes, the Camaro and Firebird are going away. GM decided they'd rather use their resources dedicated to the F-Body platform to produce more profitable automobiles or trucks.

    No, the tiny engines in today's imports aren't better than the heavy iron (or aluminum) that comes out of Detroit. Anything you can do to an import you can do to domestic muscle, and vice versa.

    And there isn't a chip on the market for a Honda that will give you 50 horsepower over your stock chip. Not unless you've already done a ton of other mods, like new cams, intake, exhaust, pistons, head work, etc. The same is true for Camaros, Firebirds, Mustangs, etc.

    Vehicles are just as "hackable" today as they've ever been. You just need more/different tools to do the job now.

    1. Re:This isn't informative... by jc · · Score: 1

      >And there isn't a chip on the market for a Honda that will give you 50 horsepower over your stock chip.
      Not unless you've already done a ton of other mods, like new cams, intake, exhaust, pistons, head work, etc. The same is true for Camaros, Firebirds, Mustangs, etc.

      Probably what the poster was referring to by aftermarket chip upgrades is cars that come with factory turbochargers e.g. current VW's engines (1.8T, TDI). With these chip upgrades you are changing the factory boost from typically 7psi to 10psi or so.

    2. Re:This isn't informative... by SaDan · · Score: 1

      That's true... Forced induction wasn't on my mind when I wrote my post. My apologies for that!

      But even with forced induction vehicles, a chip can't improve a turbo that's tuned for a specific level of operation. Sure, you can up the boost, but most of the time it's done rather inefficiently, creating more heat in the intake charge.

      Performance chips certianly do well with other modifications (like an intercooler and better wastegate) on forced induction vehicles. By themselves, though, they're not worth the money, in my experience.

  191. hmm more limited I think not by afidel · · Score: 1

    I know a guy who has a race equiped Dodge Viper GTSR. He can tune everything from his laptop. Suspension settings, valve timing, fuel mixture. He can even shut off matching cylinders if he thinks he's about to blow the engine or run out of gas. This thing is very hackable. The posters Honda may not be hackable (well at least to him, mod guys seem to hack em fine) but there are definitely conputer controlled cars that are hackable. Heck a quick performance hack worth anywhere from 5-50 Hp on most cars is to get a mod chip that blows gas milage out but gives you better raw performance.

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  192. I know, OT and all by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    This is amusing how much like Mac vs Windows debates this sounds :)

  193. De-Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah...nice cars, my grandfather had one of the first two tone mustangs in swo. Beautiful car...I'll agree on that.

    Actually, modern car produce more polluteing and more destuctive exhaust then older cars. With the advent of the catylitic converter we changed the more-or-less non-destructive exhaust into sulfer dioxide...which in turn causes acid rain. Anyway, while lead gas was and still is bad, what is in the new gas MTBE or MTBE2 is so toxic that 1ml will contaminate 10,000L(4,500gal) of water makeing it unsutable to drink, this has happened in california(search google).

    Compareing body design, moveing from a soild frame to a a-frame or space frame, makes the body weaker, when your in a crash now what actually takes the burnt of the transfered energy is the folding and bending of the body panels...nice eh? On the older cars, it was the frame that absorbed the impact...there have been advances in other safty features though.

    Anyway, onto gas milage my pontiac transport(94) gets 27mpg on the highway. As good as your 4cyl subaru. My '96 saturn sw2(station wagon), on the other hand after some slight mods mostly diffrent plug wires, and plugs as well as a computer adjustment gets 47mpg.

    But the question is...which causes more polution? The gas tainted with MTBE/MTBE2 and spewing sulfer dioxide and other super toxic chemicals, or the old cars runing gas and spewing co2, lead-oxidized air and a few other chemicals?

    Before I forget, MTBE/MTBE2 are chemicals used to make more "octane" in the gas. In otherwords, it's the easy can cheap ways to stop gas compaines from refineing the oil->gas longer.

  194. Car Computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Slashdot, shouldn't we of all people know how to hack the computers in cars? I'm suprised someone doesn't have Linux running on thier car by now!

  195. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by avm · · Score: 1

    I have no argument with 1 (forced induction aside), but 2 and 3 are not necessarily correct.

    2) Hondas, in particular ones with the B-series motors, actually do have equal-length driveshafts. Minimal torque steer with an open differential, and even less with a limited-slip diff of some nature.

    3) Front-engine, front-drive cars can be made to oversteer, though not anywhere near as easily as their rear-wheel-drive brethren. It takes some suspension-setting, but is done regularly on FWD vehicles used in autocross or road-course competition.

    I don't pretend that my 4-door Civic hybrid is a sports car. I do like the option to make it accelerate faster and handle better (top end speed does not concern me)...and if I wind up with something that will keep up with sports cars, so be it. If I could afford a sports car, I'd build a Cobra replica...some of those are pretty impressive indeed.

  196. Re:I've done research, you need to look beyond Aud by jwsmith00 · · Score: 1

    But your car has the engine in the wrong place: the front.

    The NSX is a mid-engine sports car.

    Put all the mods on your car. Waste all your money. If you were smart you would have bought the NSX in the first place.

  197. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -All- hacking is a thing of the past thanks to the DMCA. Do not hack -anything-, unless you want to be put away forever. The courts have deemed it illegal to determine how any piece of technology works. I expect soon that howstuffworks.com will be shut down by the MPAA.

  198. Drive by wire. by SaDan · · Score: 2

    I know the new Corvettes use a "drive by wire" system for the gas pedal these days. I think there's another GM vehicle out there where the steering will be done by electronic control instead of a shaft that runs through the engine bay.

    It's just a question of how reliable can the manufacturer make the system. Lots of testing has to be done, and it will take years to perfect something like an optically controlled vehicle.

    We'll see these kinds of vehicles more and more in our lifetime, I believe.

    And you thought your car was hard to work on NOW! ;-)

  199. Sweet and pure SMG-II by Cadre · · Score: 1

    I wonder how quickly Jim Conforti will have a hack to reset the launch control counter* for the new SMG-II?

    * - Use it more than thirty times and it voids the warranty.

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  200. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by Malc · · Score: 1

    So you'd say that the BMW M3 isn't a performance car? Its inline 6 engine is *only* 3.2L. The 2002 Porsche 911 has a 3.6L engine.

    I guess you must be thinking about American cars when you start talking about so much size and torque: those things are big and heavy and *need* it.

  201. It's not always this simple by strlen · · Score: 1

    Actually the Audi TT 225 engine uses larger turbo chargers to achieve the 225 hp, not just more psi from the stock K03 turbo. Also the Mk.4 platform cars (Golf, Jetta, Seat Leon, Skoda Fabia, TT, Audi A3/S3) use a transverse mount 1.8T, whearse B5/B5.5/B6 platforms (majority of Audi's, passats) use a longtitudal mount 1.8T. Also, when you increase the boost up to 1.1 or 1.0 bar using a chip, on the Passat,you'll also blow your diverter valve, and you need to replace that as well by a stronger after market one. You also void your waranty, but that's a trade off. VW's and Audi's in general, are very tuneable, cars, and are a great advice for someone who wants a Budget BMW. The only thing the $10,000 more expensive BMW 3-series has, that I wish I had on my Jetta is rear wheel drive. Everything else, including the choice of two beefy engines (VR6 or 1.8T), leather interior, multi-function trip computer, power heated seats can be ordered as an option on almost any VW.

  202. Why buy a tow truck when they can just steal one? by DiveX · · Score: 1

    All the thief has to do is steal a tow truck, repaint it, and then bang the hell out of it so that it looks really used.

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  203. A true way to prevent your car from being stolen.. by GRH · · Score: 2, Informative

    LOL, thats an interesting assesment. At a local car show I was near the security booth when one man came to report his 1969 camaro was stolen and he couldn't figure out how it was stolen since he had the rotor out of the distributor in his pocket. Literally within 5 minutes another man came in to report that someone stole the rotor out of the distributor on his chevy truck.

    Now I'm laughing since I read the same story in a car-mag (think it was Carcraft) a few months ago.

    Back on-topic, the best way to prevent your nearly new car from being stolen is to wire a hidden switch into the fuel pump circuit. Forget about clubs, they won't stop someone who's determined.

    If you shut off the fuel pump circuit when you park, the sequence of events when a thief steals your car will be as follows:
    1) they break into the car (well duh!)
    2) they break off any clubs, etc
    3) they break the ignition lock
    4) start the car (it will still start without the pump)
    5) they drive about 50 feet and the car stalls (no more fuel)

    Now, the thief is totally exposed with onlookers wondering why he stopped his car in the middle of the parking lot. You can bet that he'll run for it since he can't futz around with so much attention.

    The key is to make sure the kill switch is hidden or non-obvious. I've seen friends use the cigarette lighter (they didn't smoke) as the switch. Pretty sneaky eh?

    Although my insurance company won't give me a discount for this "anti-theft" system, I'd rather still have my car than a few more bucks in my pocket.

    I've been hacking on cars (old and new) for 20 years and this is the best anti-theft system I've thought of for cars with electric fuel pumps.

    GRH

  204. DMCA by Krimsen · · Score: 2

    Yeah, it's not like there's some sort of DMCA for cars.... yet.

  205. Re:other ignition (killing) technologies by scumdamn · · Score: 2

    I personally hope the '74 Nova isn't on the list because that's the exact make and model of my car. They'll have to use the EMP gun on me because the only computer in my car is my laptop!
    Seriously, though, the best cars to hack are older ones. There's nothing like a built Chevy 350, a 4-barrel carb, shaved door handles, no catalytic converter, etc. (or course, this isn't exactly describing my car, but it's not completely impossible.

  206. Hack the CD Changer Bus by Vince · · Score: 1

    Hack the CD changer bus, and plug in an mp3 player instead.
    like this

  207. Re:I've done research, you need to look beyond Aud by Win-Developer · · Score: 0

    Hmmmm....I can out run a NSX, I can outcorner an NSX, I have more hp and torque than a NSX...and I spent $30,000 less than if I bought a NSX.

    Why would I want a NSX again?

  208. Contrary to popular belief... by Keeper · · Score: 2

    I've actually found my '01 Eclipse to be easier to work on than my '84 Ranger. Brakes are simpler, struts/shocks are simpler, sparkplugs are way simpler, changing the oil is a snap. The engine is a more complicated design, but it's drastically easier to do work on. It LOOKS harder to work on, but when you get your hands dirty you find out that it's easier.

    If something is going wrong, I just need to get an ODB-II logger ($150 w/cable & software) to pull the code out of the computer -- opposed to my truck where I've got to guess why the idle is off. Not only that, but I can actually have it log the performance characteristics of the car while I'm driving for even more diagnostic information.

    You lose some flexability you previously had with non-computer controled vehicles, but you also gain more flexability in other areas. It's just a different kind of technology -- you've gotta get used to it. And when you figure it out, you've got more control than you could ever get before.

  209. Not true at all by Jumperalex · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a heavy modder of my own 97 OBD-II computer controlled car I can say without a doubt that it is now EASIER to hack a car then ever. Before when you wanted to do a change to the car which might effect mixture (it seemed like EVERYTHING effected it) you had to go through the effort to rejet the carb and even then it was a compromise between running the ragged edge of destruction and being fast. You had to worry about weather changes, altitude changes, etc

    Now with computer control the variables are handled, changing fuel ratio is as easy as tuning a knob or changing a parm in a laptop.

    Sure it requires a different set of tools, tools which might make the average greese monkey who has never worked on anything more moden then a carbed 5.0 motor cring in fear, but the fact is the data that is available via the ECU, and the ease with which engine parms can be changed is way better then before. Modern diagnostics make troubleshooting disturbingly easy.

    And lets not forget the actual engines themselves are not all that different. The only "new" fangled thing is variable cam timing and even that is still just a "variation" hehe of a theme. you still have to get air in, and as much of it as possible, inject the right amount of fuel, ignite the spark at the right time, and get rid of all the burnt gas.

    In the old days you could only make course adjustments that effected the entire operating range of the motor. And you can still do that today. But today you also have the ability to optimize the entire range of operation with no sacrifices. Some might call the complicated, I call that elegance and simplicity because now I can just do what I want and not have to think about striking a balance.

    No. Cars are EASIER today then they were 15 years ago. When I can spend $95 on a Palm M100 and $165 on a cable and software to be able to interface with my cars computer don't tell me it is too expensive either. Just admit that you aren't willing to learn something new and you can't think outside your own self-imposed box. Cause it isn't that complicated and the basic principles of an internal combustion engine haven't changed.

    Hell I know guys who are able to mod their cars to go fast who I know darn well couldn't work on a carb, or time a distributor to save their life. But they sure can punch a number into a laptop.

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  210. I got that remote car starter installed, but... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    ...what about the clapper?

    I went to install a clapper in our Honda last week, which used to be kind of an elegant hack (like an audio hot-wiring of your car), only to find out that additional expensive audio equipment and modules were required, due to the anti-theft system on the vehicle, where the car's computer would not let it clap-on, unless it received the right code from the magnetic encoding on the key! In order to install a clapper, you have to actually put a spare key to the vehicle *in* the add-on module to let the car clapper clap-on. Yeah, that makes me more comfortable, leaving a key installed in the remote car clapper. That sucker went back to the store pretty quickly, that's way too much work, when a dealership can do it for me. Is the slight reduction in risk of theft of your vehicle, worth that much loss of freedom of beer and clapping? I want to clap!

    Carbeurators, and the other mechanical systems which were fairly standard and visible and self-evident, really seem to be the equivalent of 'open source', while the new computer-based systems seem to be more closed and proprietary. I know in the early days of cars with computers, there were third party ROM upgrades for performance clapping. There's a project underway to have 'open source' specifications which would allow a user to hook up their car to their computer. There is much mention of /dev/car. Their new specifications would bring new meaning to "information highway". Check it out:

    http://carnix.sourceforge.net/

    It almost seems like a Microsoft-like statement, to tell you they're doing all of this to reduce theft, while really they're doing it to ensure you are forced into coming back to their dealerships...

  211. There are aftermarket chips available... by pitcrew · · Score: 1

    but I don't know if they are available for newer ignitions - check Hot Rod, Car Craft or some other magazines. Another option would be to go to an aftermarket ignition etc - probably way too much work.

  212. My car already has that! by Jethro · · Score: 2
    let's put speed governers in everyone's car so nobody can drive too fast.
    My car ('99 Pontiac Grand Prix) has that 'feature' built in! When you try to go over 108MPH, the chip in the engine won't let you. Why on Earth they chose 108MPH is beyond me, and you can go and get someone to reprogram the thing, but still.
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    1. Re:My car already has that! by jasonbw · · Score: 1

      Its the rated speed of the factory installed tires.

    2. Re:My car already has that! by amorsen · · Score: 1

      108 MPH sounds very low. Most cars with large engines here are limited to 250km/h though. The simple reason is that cars here have to have tires and brakes that are rated for their top speed. Tires and brakes rated for more than 250km/h are awfully expensive.

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    3. Re:My car already has that! by adolf · · Score: 2

      Most (all?) modern American cars have such governers. They're in place to prevent you from exceeding the speed rating of the OEM tires. The idea is to keep centrifugal force and heat from ripping the tires apart, which can be rather devestating at triple-digit speeds.

      My 1995 Beretta kills the fuel supply at 112MPH, due to the S-rated Generals that were fitted at the factory.

      Back on topic: the system is not smart enough to recognize that it now has H-rated (140MPH) rubber at all corners, thus requiring a payment of several hundreds of dollars to a company like Neuspeed for a custom ROM to eliminate the "feature". Which sucks, and is expensive, and complicated.

      OTOH, I've never found a good reason to go any faster than that, although I do find myself creeping up on 110MPH with some frequency.

  213. electric cars by Fat+Cow · · Score: 1

    Actually, you can hack your car to the extent of removing the whole engine system and replacing it with another one

    Lots of people do it

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  214. Probably just as high chance of getting caught by WaxParadigm · · Score: 1

    My neighbor moved and was selling his house and left his car there in the driveway. A couple weeks later a tow truck showed up and towed his car away...but not before I got a couple good pictures of the drive and the license plate...and another neighbor came out to talk to the driver.

    Unless you're only steeling cars that are parked illegally, you're going to get caught pretty quick cause people hate towing companies and are going to take note if they don't see a good reason.

    If I'm leaving my car in a airport lot for a while, I'll just pull out the ECU fuse (or some other necessary fuse, but that still lets the car turn over) and replace it with a bad one. Bet that would stop most criminals.

    - waxy

  215. Insight into auto manufacturer/dealer relationship by Stalke · · Score: 1

    Part of the reason that this is so complicated is because auto manufacturers are trying to give dealers, specifically the service department, more business. In the past, most of income of a dealer didn't come from selling cars, it came from servicing them! Every time something broke the dealer made money either from the manufacturer (warranty repair) or from you.

    Have you ever wondered why warranty repairs sometimes take so long; its because for every major repair there is a district service manager that has to okay the repairs that the manufacturer will pay the dealer for.

    But ever since the 80s, people have wanted more reliable cars which results in less service work for the dealers. A perfect car could be built, but all the dealers would go backrupt so they wouldn't be able to sell any of them! As a result, the manufacturers have had to find ways to make the dealers money. Part of the reason cars are more complicated is that only the dealer service shops will be able to work on them. Some components will have specialty tools made specifically for the one platform.

    They also do other stuff. Try looking under to hood of a new VW to check the tranny fluid. You can't get to it. If you phone up VW and ask how you check the fluid yourself they'll say "Oh, we will check that for you the next time you come for your scheduled maintenance".

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  216. Chrysler's very neat OBD-2 implementation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Some Chryslers (my Lebaron included), don't really require a DRB to pull codes off the ECM. All you have to do is turn the ignition ON-OFF-ON-OFF-ON in the space of five seconds (no cranking, mind you). The "Check Engine" light will flash out whatever codes are in the ECM at the moment, terminated with a 5 5.

    Fat lot of good it's done me, though. Apart from my O2 sensor dying at 197K miles and a transient EGR fault, I've yet to have any code-worthy trouble.

  217. Hrmmm, the wonders of a car from the '80s. by KhanReaper · · Score: 1

    I love(d) my Volvo, I was in a major car accident today, but, the Volvo has served as a great car to work on. None of the work on the car has been done by a shop, except for new wheels being put on and the R-12 recharge. I rebuilt the engine, brakes, and many others things; I enjoyed doing that.

    From what I have observed over the past few years, I am sickened by what people call cars and car modifications. Damn honda/light up toys, these aren't really modifications, these are analogous to using "Litestep" in Windows. Where is the fun in that? I rebuilt my car's Kernel, Bus, and so forth. I have a lot more respect for individuals who actually work and respect their cars vs. pull some cheap rice-rocket crap.

    Sorry, I had to let my 2 cents out.

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  218. Nope. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

    My 98 VW Passat has a boost chip (+47 hp, +66 ft-lbs), a McIntosh amp, a door mounted wall socket, a built in link for my PDA and so forth.

    My coworker's 2000 Impala has a supercharger, larger injectors, a custom fuel program, custom ABS and traction control (to allow the supercharger to catch the wheels with full torque, which will definitely spin them), a WIn NT based PC and a big amp adjustment.

    My friend's 2001 Accord has a dreamcast in his glove box and a pop up monitor installed in dash.

    It takes more skill, but there is NO problem hacking cars any way you want to anymore -- so long as your car manufacturer lets you do so. I guarantee you it is not so easy to hack a Benz or a Bimmer due to their theft systems. Even the Passat requires you have a password to reset your MFD (economy / odo) and radio. But with these in mind, the world is your oyster, man.

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    Hey freaks: now you're ju
  219. OBD-2 is a subset of what you need by rew2 · · Score: 1

    OBD-2 covers only the engine management and emissions related parts of your car. But pretty much every manufacturer adds proprietary extensions to deal with everything from ABS brakes to the door locks. For my Volkswagen, I use the VAG-COM software from Ross Tech, which understands the proprietary stuff. That's because Uwe Ross reverse engineered the Volkswagen diagnostic tool. You may or may not be able to find similar software for other makes.

    Actually changing the fuel maps and timing (rather than simply diagnosing problems) is another matter entirely. That requires the ability to change the programming of the electronic control unit, and only a handful of guys have figured out how to do that. They're the ones selling the aftermarket "chips". For the home hotrodder, it is much easier to bypass the factory ECU entirely and install a programmable aftermarket engine management system (there are several different brands). Any car modified in this way will no longer be street legal, unless you undergo the expensive and time consuming process of getting a CARB exemption, or its equivalent for your state.

  220. Irony by griffjon · · Score: 2

    (totally off topic. This is what 50 karma caps are FOR)
    Texas Senator Barrientos, who supported the move to .08 and, worse, legislation that allows a cop to take your driver's license away (90 days) if you refuse to submit to a breathalyzer on the spot (regardless of if you are drunk or not), was caught DWI this Thanksgiving.

    Making manslaughter caused by unsafe driving carry a harsher sentence is the better solution to these problems. Make people do time for real crime, not thought crime.

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    Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
    1. Re:Irony by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Even worse- in PA and NJ if you refuse a blood alcohol level test you automatically lose your license for 1 year. No way around it, it's part of the legalese when you get your license. Even if you were NOT over the limit, you still lose your license for the year.

      In NY (or NYC, not sure), if you get a DUI you lose your car, automatically. Also no way around it unless you beat the DUI. And from what I've heard on the news, they don't take very good car of these cars in the interim (they must know which cases are weak since if they did it to all cars they would lose value on the resell) and they are not very responsive in returning your car upon dismissal or acquittal (up to 2 months!).

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  221. Re:I've done research, you need to look beyond Aud by jerk · · Score: 1

    If you have the money, two reasons: Aesthetics and reliability. And you seem to be comparing a modded TA vs a stock NSX. American cars can be made to corner, but not many people are willing to spend money on suspension. Most people want straight line speed (which is only half the fun.) I respect some American cars, the Z06 is a perfect example...what a beautiful car; big brakes, straight line speed, and excellent handling - all fresh off the showroom floor. They're rare, but there are some great American cars, however I'd rather drive German. I like a luxurious interior without going over the top (like some Japanese manufacturers are doing) combined with good handling and power. And just so you don't think I'm biased, there are some great Japanese sports cars as well (Miata, MR2, NSX, Skyline, Sylvia, etc.)

  222. Old Fashioned Technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just let an illegal immigrant live in my car. He owns a baseball bat (ie. security system) and a simple yell out the window and he'll start the car for me. He fits neatly in the trunk and has yet to malfunction.

  223. Damn hitting enter shouldn't make me post by aztektum · · Score: 1

    anyway

    I must have missed this in social studies class

    I don't remember "Citizens should not be burdened by anti-theft devices when trying to work on their car when they probably don't know what they're doing in the first place." in the Constitution.

    Buy a different car if you don't like it and stop bitching.

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  224. Blame the Environmentalists for "tamper proof" by tz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is a violation of federal law to tamper with any automotive emission system. That is one reason the modules are made difficult to alter. The other reason is purely the harsh environment, things like hot salt spray isn't good for circuit boards and other electronics.

    But the engine control module and software, etc. is all part of the "emission control system". Modify them and you aren't "street legal". The anti-theft portion comes from the insurance companies. Many people won't buy models if the insurance gets too expensive.

  225. I've done this before; not a total security risk. by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    I used to work in a car stereo shop and i've done this install before. You can use an UNCUT transponder key in the sensor ring. This tells the ECM that there is a legit key in the ignition and that allows the engine to recieve fuel and spark...etc.

    A potential thief still has to defeat the mechanical key switch to start the car. It would probably be a good idea to install the remote starter with a security system anyway, instead of a stand alone system.

    -ted

  226. Re:Car security! by ryanwright · · Score: 2

    Ah, so it's nice to know that you car is secure with a fancy key required to start it, and yet you leave the thing running in your driveway,
    while you get ready for work!


    You know nothing about remote starters. They start the car but leave the doors LOCKED. If you attempt to put the car into gear or otherwise touch the brakes without inserting the key and turning the ignition on, the system will shut the engine off. Again, the car will start remotely but cannot be driven without the key (unless you hotwire it, in which case it's no less safe than a car without a remote starter).

    The problem here is with these new ignitions, you have to buy a special module to install in your car and stick a spare key in that module. Then, the thief just has to reach under the dash, grab the key and he's good to go. Bad idea.

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    -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
  227. Don't be so whiney you nit by pmancini · · Score: 1

    "Is the slight reduction in risk of theft of your vehicle, worth that much loss of freedom of choice and control?"

    Duh, you didn't lose any freedom you total blathering nut. You lost convienience. You gained lower insurance rates in the bargain. Someone please call Dogbert(tm) to cast out the demons of stupidity!

    --Peter

  228. Re:Car security! by Griim · · Score: 2

    You didn't read the parent post to this. The guy is talking on one hand about how he loves the security of the new key-chips, yet he goes outside in his pajamas in the morning to start the car to warm it up before work while he gets ready. He's not using a remote starter of any sort. :)

  229. I think it is silly to waste energy with minor... by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 1

    ...convenience issues like that.

    Like last week, I spent half a day hacking our time reporting system so I could just put "Coming" and "Leaving" links on my desktop, instead of logging in and wandering far deep down into our intranet. Before morning coffee, that can take vast amounts of slashdot time away from me.

    Now that is silly. But fun. Like that car thingummy.

    Course you should have it. A good toy is a bought toy. :)

  230. Re:other ignition technologies = Big Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "ignition technologies to keep non-safe drivers out of cars: breathalizer, driver licence check, etc..."

    Are you kidding? Driver license check? You want to put a slot on the dashboard to verify that the driver is licensed, but you fail to think this through. It takes few brain cells to realize that such a device can be interfaced with a GPS receiver so the gov't can track everywhere YOU (not necessarily your car, but YOU) go, if you exceed the speed limit, run red lights & stop signs, whatever.

    Yes, I'm paranoid. I thought that we lived in a country where the guy on the street could travel in relative anonymity. Here you want to take that privacy away from me; it's none of your business where I am coming from and where I am headed, as long as I don't do something to cause a loss on your part.

    As for drunk drivers, yes, I think that they shouldn't be driving. But to require breathalyzer interfaces on all cars is an incredible inconvenience for all of the responsible drivers out there.

    Why do you do-gooders think you can sit on your holier-than-thou pedestals and say that the rest of us decent people have to inconvenience ourselves because of the irresponsible actions of a few idiots out there?

    When you say "let us make ourselves free of this injustice" by placing restrictions, you are not making yourself free, you are making yourself secure. Security and freedom are EXCLUSIVE -- it is an XOR relationship, to use technobabble.

    I'll bet every time some politician says "where can we put new restrictions," you bend over and say "IN HERE!!!"

    Posted AC cuz' i'm not fire retardent.

  231. Some people in Germany hack their diesel cars... by DocSnyder · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...to drive with vegetable oil - real rapeseed or sunflower oil which is normally used for salads or cooking. Some people even filter oil used for making french fries or hamburgers and drive their cars with it.

    In general, vegoil is much thicker than mineral diesel, requiring the fuel system to work harder - the injection pump might break after some time, or the injectors become dirty by inefficiently combusted fuel. So they heat the vegoil before giving it into the injection system. If you have ever put some oil into a pan and heated it, you'll know why - it's getting thin like water and much easier for the diesel engine to handle. Heat is being provided by electrical equipment, similar to a coffee-maker, or by the engine's watercooling system.

    There is a community who shares experiences, plans and reports about their modifications on "http://www.fmso.de/" (in German), in a way which is quite similar to the free-software development most of us are familiar with. AFAIK in other countries like France or the UK there is a "vegoil community", too.

    Sheer horsepower is not the main reason - most of them drive old non-turbo diesel engines with 50 or 60 hp, and these things don't really become faster with vegoil (there are a few ones who even hack their new TDI (Audi/VW) or CDI (Mercedes) engines - they _are_ hackable if you know how). However, vegoil is much cheaper (EUR 0.45/l) than mineral diesel (EUR 0.80/l), and it is neutral on carbondioxide - the engines spit at most the amount of CO2 into the atmosphere which the oil plants have consumed a year ago. Particles and toxic pollutions are much lower with vegoil than with dino diesel. Yet the main reason for most of these people to hack their cars is "just for fun".

    BTW no one of them has a remote-controlled engine starter - these things are illegal in Germany because of unnecessarily polluting the air. If you want to have a warm car on a freezy winter morning, use a combustive or electrical (AC-powered) heating system.

  232. Void Warranty by Skates16 · · Score: 1

    Did you know that when you install an automatic starter it voids your warranty? If you read your policy, you will see that any changes to the electronic and ignition system voids it. The only way to get around it is by having your local dealership install it for you!

  233. WRX modifications by Goonie · · Score: 2
    Interesting you mention the WRX. In Australia, modifying these little beauties is *very* big business. There are kits available to take the stock version to approximately 320HP, and they're still street-legal and even semi-practical as a daily driver. Tweaking them to about 270HP can be done for about 1500USD, apparently.

    I own a (stock) example, and driving it on a twisty mountain road is about the most fun you can have with your clothes on :)

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  234. Technology, safety, and freedom by nathhad · · Score: 1

    Don't be a moron. You're essentially saying, whether you like it or not, you won't give up the liberty of not having a breathalizer in your car to catch the true criminals?

    Personally, I'm saying exactly that. I have no mythical natural "right to safety." The plain fact is, there is no safety in the world, and we are at risk from the time we're conceived to the time we die. We might craft a careful illusion that anything else is the case, but it is only that -- an illusion.

    I am responsible for my own decisions. Realistically, that is the only natural freedom that exists in this world. Beyond that, the only freedoms that exist are those we make for ourselves, and as Larry Niven and others have said, F*S=k -- the product of freedom and security is a constant. I for one am not willing to see my freedoms eroded for the sake of strengthening an illusion of security.

    Chuck

    1. Re:Technology, safety, and freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'm saying exactly that. I have no mythical natural "right to safety." The plain fact is, there is no safety in the world, and we are at risk from the time we're conceived to the time we die. We might craft a careful illusion that anything else is the case, but it is only that -- an illusion.

      I am responsible for my own decisions. Realistically, that is the only natural freedom that exists in this world. Beyond that, the only freedoms that exist are those we make for ourselves, and as Larry Niven and others have said, F*S=k -- the product of freedom and security is a constant. I for one am not willing to see my freedoms eroded for the sake of strengthening an illusion of security.


      you just contradicted yourself in that post. First you say there is no such thing as safety (which is crap - there may never be 100% safety, but we CAN take measures to increase safety) and then you agree with the F*S=k equation which implies that there is such a thing as safety!

      Personally, I would rather that people were restricted from doing things they are not allowed to do anyway such as driving drunk, than have that "freedom" taken away after they have already killed someone by driving drunk. If you don't like the law against driving drunk, then lobby to have it changed, but I don't think you will be successful.

    2. Re:Technology, safety, and freedom by nathhad · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is no contradition, I simply failed to clarify the terminology I was using.

      Safety is the freedom from risk -- a state where we are protected from the world, essentially. This seems to be the great goal for which many people strive.

      Security is the attempt to create safety. We feel secure when we think we are safe from risk.

      To clarify:

      We are never safe. However, we can work very hard to create an illustion of safety. Unfortunately, the harder we work to reinforce this illusion, the more we will lose our true freedoms.

      Chuck

  235. Re:A true way to prevent your car from being stole by WasterDave · · Score: 2

    I think I remember a vague plan involving one way valves on the hydraulics. Basically it involves making it so the brakes and clutch can be applied, but not taken off again.

    While living in Newcastle (a city in the UK with big joyriding problems) I was also considering padlocking the clutch to the floor - under a similar "won't notice it until it's too late" theory.

    Dave

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    I write a blog now, you should be afraid.
  236. Anti-competitive? by mummers · · Score: 1

    Anti-competitive? Perhaps you should look at cars from Eastern Europe before you start suggesting the design of the modern car is somehow inherently 'anti-competitive'. It is precisely because of such fierce competition between manufacturers that you are not stuck with an old piece of shit that won't start on a cold morning and can go 10000+ miles between servicing.

    Shoddy mod's to vehicles can be downright dangerous, and I sure as hell don't want some dumb fucker heading towards me at 100mph 'cos he didn't quite get the throttle response right in his bodged add-on and now it won't stop...

    Bugger off and play with your Meccano.

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  237. Chevy Malibu by volkris · · Score: 1

    I hate my Chevy Malibu.
    Among other things, the car doesn't let the driver turn off the headlights at night, use the power locks when any doors are open, or pop the trunk from the inside when the car's not in park. All of these things required extra inteligence (on the part of the car, not Chevy) in order to make the life of the car owner more difficult.

    Additionally, my theft system is currently malfunctioning so that occasionally I have to wait 15 minutes before retrying to start my car. And there's absolutely nothing I can do about any of this.

  238. Some cars use fiber to light switches/instruments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Particularly, I've seen them in late '80s Mercedes.

  239. The right car by HamNRye · · Score: 2

    The right car makes for better hacking. Old BUGs were the best, because you can find all of this great stuff for them. The modern equivalent would be a PT Cruiser. Check out ptcruiserlinks.com and see for yourself.

    On a side note, car hacking has in many ways become easier than ever. Readily available and easy-to-operate sign making equipment has led to a much greater availability of vinyl graphics and bumper stickers. The internet has you connected to many smaller artisans who truly make some impressive car accessories. (Check out flameball.com)

    For performance modding, the new and better manufacturing techniques make for parts that fit without adjustment, and again at a greater availability. Combine that with a wealth of information at your fingertips via Google, and voila!

    '80's cars (american) were designed not to be modded. This led to the modern rice rocket, and the decline of American cars. The Detroit (OK, Toluca Mexico) auto makers are reversing that trend.

    "It's impossible" is always the matra of the man who didn't try hard enough.

    ~Hammy

  240. Find a Teenager... by _igl · · Score: 1

    Go to any import drag strip these days and you will 100's of kids 'hacking' their import cars. They understand plugging in a laptop and changing fuel mappings and timing to a precision way beyond what shade tree mechanics used to do. They are willing to debug electronic ignition systems, add wild ass'd stereos, hookup internet/game/dvd players. Auto manufactures have used electronics to meet stronger environment laws and still deliver reliable power. So teenages are hacking what u can't? Thats life.

  241. anyone want to help me program. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i've got a '98 PCM from a supercharger grand prix and i'm in the middle of hacking it. if anyone has any info and wants to help me, email me at charlesbeyer@netzero.net

    thanks

  242. Actual Reply by Buffalo · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know this comment will never get read...

    But there's no need to buy the expensive modules the remote starter company says is required for transponder key setups... their $20-$30 adapter is actual nothing except 3 wires, a relay and a spare key.

  243. Big Brother & Unenforceable Laws by nathhad · · Score: 1
    How the hell is it Big Brother if I WANT it, and will gladly accept it if over 50% of the other people in my country WANT it?

    The mere fact that over 50% of the population want such a law does not justify the creation of the law. This is a nation created by a downtrodden minority, and the fact is, what's good for 50.1% of the population might not necessarily be good to the other 49.9%. The system of law must be carefully controlled and balanced against the unscrupulous (or simply dimwitted) who will misuse it. Personally, if being against having 50.1% of the people make rules arbitrarily for 100% to follow leaves me "Against democracy" in your eyes, then feel free to view me as such.

    The fact is, far too many laws are created in a rather pointless attempt to "protect the public good." In assessing the value of these laws, you have to take a good look at the purpose the law was created for, and whether or not it has any hope of actually accomplishing enough "good" to make it worthwhile.

    For a good example, take the law against homicide. It seems that the overwhelming majority of people are against the unrestricted killing of fellow humans. Fear not, I am too. Should there be a law against it? Well, it's generally agreed by a very large majority that we should work to make ourselves less vulnerable to random killing. A law against homicide is generally pretty enforceable with reasonable use of technology on hand. We seem to benefit much more than we loose with this law, and it seems to be pretty effective. Makes sense to me.

    To take another example (and a very controversial one), let's look at the laws against marijuana. Many folks feel it's harmful, though there's no real evidence to back that up. What's important here is the fact that on average those who think it harmful have more legal power than those who do not. Not only is there no conclusive evidence that marijuana harms the user, there's certainly little evidence that one's use of it harms anyone else. Hence, we now have a largely unenforceable and very expensive law on the books which prohibits its use or distribution. Personally, I've never felt the desire to smoke up, but I've known more than a few that have, thanks to the extensive amount of time I spend on a college campus. Let me tell you, the attempts at enforcing this law really aren't even making a significant dent. What's more, the increased difficulty in obtaining pot has driven the price up considerably, making it a very lucrative business. In a very competitive market that's already outside of the law, violence isn't necessarily uncommon, and innocents often get caught in the crossfire. To be honest, the law seems to be making matters worse, not helping. To add the final straw, we're dumping an absolute fortune into this "war on drugs," and it's like firing a 12-gauge shotgun at the sun.

    Realistically, is this a law that should be on the books? No. If for no other reason, then simply because it is essentially unenforceable.

    Unfortunately, this is human nature. We see these laws as solutions, when so often they fail to solve the problem and become needless inconveniences to the rest of us. It's an attitude that is the result of trying to pretend that there are easy solutions to our disagreements, and that the world is a neater place than it actually is.

    The same goes for an attempt to legislate a breathalizer in a car. Anyone sufficiently determined will find a way around it, and we'll pour valuable resources into a dead-end solution. For the same expense, we could cut down on all these pointless speed traps and have our cops spend their time setting up random DUI checkpoints instead. Understand that I'm not against drunk driving -- I just disagree strongly with your methods. It would make my day if I had to go through at least one random checkpoint every two weeks or so, and it would probably be far more effective in the end.

    Better one five-minute inconveneince every two weeks than a 30-second aggravation every time I get in my car. Besides, maybe it would give our Troopers something useful to do with themselves, instead of wasting my money running speed traps.

    Chuck

  244. Re:Car security! by ryanwright · · Score: 2

    He's not using a remote starter of any sort. :)

    Ah ha. Got it. I was under the impression you were talking about the guy with the "Ask Slashdot" question that started this whole discussion. Makes sense now. :)

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  245. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by Moofie · · Score: 1

    But how many mid- or rear-engine American production cars can you think of? Betcha the number is awful damn close to zero.

    When you're talking about SERIOUS performance, mid engine is really hard to beat. Low polar moment of inertia and good weight distribution is a Good Thing. How many non-mid-engine Formula 1 cars are there? Remember that close to zero number we talked about? : )

    And, while we're on the subject, NASCAR does not race performance cars in any meaningful sense of the word.

    (OK, so I'm just trying to start a fight. : )

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  246. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by Malc · · Score: 1

    Heh: F1 cars aren't even on the same planet! 3L max, no turbo or supercharger. Engine weighs about 60kg. No special fuel. Over 800hp.

    How many F1 cars are built in the US? Hang on, I think you've already answered that question ;)

    Maybe one day us consumers will really benefit from the F1 tech: small engines with good performance and good mileage.

  247. I know how you feel by llzackll · · Score: 1

    I can't even check the transmission fluid in one of my new cars. It's all sealed off, and there is no way to do anything with it except take it to the shop.

  248. Hacking cars is far from dead by i0n · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems wherever I go, I hear someone complaining how new cars require you to be as smart as this or that kindof scientist to work on them nowadays. I really dont feel that its true. My 50 year-old father who's been working on cars since he was 16 felt this way. I took him into the garage one day to explain some stuff about our Ford Taurus. The one thing that you have to remember is that the engine in new cars is the same engine that was in cars in 1960; there's just tons of little gadgets bolted on to them. Instead of a carburetor, you have fuel injectors shooting the fuel directly behind the intake valves. Instead of a fixed mixture of air/fuel, the computer uses sensors to figure out if the car is running to lean or too rich and adjusts the fuel spray accordingly. People always cite how much diagnostic tools cost and how the normal grease monkey or gearhead cant afford them. While there are diagnostic tools that'll hook up to computers for not all that much (~$300-$500), they're right in that the really good ones are too expensive ($2000+). The plus side though, is that these really aren't needed. Sure they make it a bit easier to check and see whether a sensor is out, but you can check your sensors with a shop manual and an ohmmeter(most Chilton's manuals have the acceptable range of resistance listed). Alternatively, there's usually a few wires on the diagnostic connector (or a diagnostic jumper on the fuse block) that you can short and cause the check engine light to blink an error code. The error code you get from this is the same code you get from using a fancy diagnostic link. You just have to look it up and you know what's wrong (or what the computer *thinks* is wrong). Need a new computer? $20 at the boneyard. Cars today aren't really very different from cars 30 years ago. I have no more trouble working on our '67 Mercury Cougar than I do working on our '98 Ford Taurus.

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    "Moltar, I have a giant brain that is capable of reducing any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer."
  249. it saved me.. by Acrucis · · Score: 1

    Someone tried to steal my car. They smashed the window and took apart the steering column trying to hotwire it, but since they didn't have anything with the radio code it wouldn't start. I had to pay my deductible to get it fixed, but hell, I'm just glad I still have my car.
    And while alarms don't turn heads as much as they used to, my car has not been vandalized in the two months since I got an alarm installed, while it had been 3 times in the month previous.

  250. Re:I've done research, you need to look beyond Aud by Win-Developer · · Score: 0

    :) The TransAm WS6 shares the the same brakes and suspension package as the Z06. So that means you like the TransAm as well.

  251. Not for your average Blow Joe it isnt! by scum-e-bag · · Score: 1
    Is the slight reduction in risk of theft of your vehicle, worth that much loss of freedom of choice and control?


    Not for your average Blow Joe it isnt!
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  252. uh huh by fizban · · Score: 0, Troll

    How about just waiting until you get in the car to start the fucking engine? Was the extra 2.4 seconds really worth it to you?

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    1. Re:uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you're too stupid to understand the point of a remote start. It's not to start the car as you're walking up to it. It's to start the car 10 to 15 minutes before coming out to it. Try living in Arizona where you're car's interior temperature can reach 140 degrees fahrenheit sitting in the parking lot at work. 10 minutes before clocking out, press a button at your desk, come out to a refresingly cooled interior, with seats you can actually sit on and a steering wheel you can actually touch. Ditto for South Dakota, where temperatures often dip to 40 below. Pre-warm the interior and defrost your windows, so you don't have to stand in the 40 MPH wind and scrape ice from your windows. Not to mention let your oil thin up so you don't blow out your oil filter...

      Duh! You sir, are an unthinking boob.

    2. Re:uh huh by fizban · · Score: 1

      And you sir, are a jackass who didn't have the balls to come out from behind your Anonymous hiding place to call me stupid to my "face." Have some guts your spineless weasel. You're right, I didn't think about starting the car 10 minutes before getting there, because never in my life have I ever seen someone actually do that. Everyone I've seen with an external car starter clicks it 5 seconds before they get in the car, thus my comment. Thank you for correcting me, but no thanks for the assoholic methodology of your reply.

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  253. You should mention German "tuners" by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    When I read your comments, I think you're forgetting that there are some companies that have done very well hacking with engine computers with considerable success.

    In Germany, there are companies called tuners that can wring amazing feats out of stock BMW and Mercedes-Benz engines with masterfully-crafted modifications to the intake system, exhaust system, valve train and engine computers. A good example is Brabaus: they modified the stock Mercedes-Benz 6.0-liter V-12 engine to the point that a Brabaus-modified S600 luxury sedan is capable of top-end performance you normally associate with a Ferrari sports car, yet it does it so seamlessly that it drives like a regular car when driven at lower speeds.

    The only thing nowadays is that you do need much more skill in modifying a modern car to achieve greater performance, but then, today's after-market car tuners have gotten very good at their work, too.

    1. Re:You should mention German "tuners" by Y2K+is+bogus · · Score: 2

      I am aware that many European companies have success with tuning, but I am not authoritative on that, so I didn't want to comment.

      One thing I'd like to point out is that many European cars use Bosch Motronic ECUs. This means that anyone with enough money can have access to the tuning equipment and information, and often this is what they do.

      Off hand I know Volvo, Audi, and Ferrari use Bosch Motronic systems. It's a very versatile system, yet is limited to people with BIG pockets.

      When you can't afford the minimum $1million pricetag for a Bosch development system, you choose something like Motec. They're based in Austrailia and provide tuning classes, support, and on-site custom tuning, all for a price.

      I had a BMW 850i and it used BMW's proprietary ECU, 3 in fact, 1 for each bank of cylinders and a 3rd management ECU that handled synchronization and frills.

      Engine tuning really boils down to how much money, time, and talent you have. I think that a lot of US companies have yet to learn that, citing that what they're doing is 'good enough'.

      My personal vision is to see aftermarket solutions utilizing OEM ECUs that are more drivable than what the OEM did, but then you have to reengineer all the tools the OEM made in the first place. Perhaps one day we'll see a tunable computer that replaces OEM computers and is CARB legal (being the most pig-headed of the states).

    2. Re:You should mention German "tuners" by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      I think the issue of getting aftermarket-modified cars to meet CARB regulations is not as big an issue as it once was.

      The reason is simple: auto emission standards in Europe and Japan are getting as strict as the ones found in California. The Japanese Stage III and European Euro 2005 standard are essentially the same as California's Ultra-Low Emission Vehicle standard that has been around for a few years.

      Because aftermarket tuners in Germany have to make their engines comply with the Euro 2005 standard, that means a lot of those increased-performance BMW and M-B vehicles are now legal to sell in California. That's why cars you'll never see in the past in the USA, such as the Brabaus modified Mercedes-Benz models with the hopped-up 6.0-liter V-12 engine, are legal to sell in California today.

    3. Re:You should mention German "tuners" by Y2K+is+bogus · · Score: 2

      It's not a matter of whether the vehicle technically passes the EPA or CARB certifications, it's whether the manufacturer feels it necessary to pay for the certifications.

      Many notable cars (Lotus Elise and Audi RS4 are prime examples) are not sold in the US because the manufacturer has no desire to certify the vehicle.

      A 130hp Rover 4 cyl is obviously not a smog threat, but Rover has no interest in certifying it for Lotus, even though they are both owned by Ford. That's why you can get an Elise with an Acura 1.8 (heresy I say!) motor transplant in the US.

      Only recently did a company go through the trouble of certifying the Nissan Skylines for CARB, DOT, and EPA rules. The reason is obvious too; they want $95,000 for a 285hp (I think less) sedan. I remember the 600hp Skylines being the shiznit.

      That goes for the Subaru WRX. I desparately wanted one in 1999, but Subaru couldn't care. At that time the exports were 285hp with the Japanese model being 385hp. THAT is a badass car.

      That Brabus MB could be badass and smog compliant, but unless they pay for certification it isn't gonna happen, which is a shame. Although MB just released their latest V12, a 'variable displacement' version that's more efficient than the previous version. Presumably it simply drops a bank of cylinders, rather than using the Cadillac 8-4-2 design.

    4. Re:You should mention German "tuners" by steven_r · · Score: 1

      A couple of things

      Neither Lotus or Rover owned by Ford. Lotus are owned by Proton and Rover were bought by the Phoenix consortium after they were sold off by BMW. Ford only bought the Land Rover Part of rover from BMW a couple of years ago.

      On the homologation issues, I think that it was more than just the smog certificate for the Rover K series engine in the Elise that was preventing it from being imported. Sun International"http://www.suninternational-usa.com" who are doing the custom elise imports have to do funny things involving temporary bumpers to get the cars registered in the USA.

      BTW I would love to have an elise with the Honda Integra Type R engine. 200hp from a 1.8Litre Normally aspirated engine is fantastic, and much better than the stock 130bhp from the Rover engine.

      Steven (who desperately wants an elise)

    5. Re:You should mention German "tuners" by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      The reason why Audi isn't bringing over the RS4 is the fact heavy demand in Germany for that car makes it impossible for Audi to ship it overseas. Anyway, I do expect Audi have a new version of the S4 based on the new version of the A4 with around 300 bhp coming by next fall to the US market--that will one very seriously fast car. :-)

      As for the Lotus Elise, the problem with that car was it was never designed to comply with NHTSA safety standards--no bumper protection, for starters. The grey-market Elise cars being brought over by Sun International uses a modified version of the Acura Integra Type R engine--which actually makes this car faster than the Lotus original. I've heard rumors that Sun International wants to put in the new 2.0-liter engine from the Acura RSX Type-S into the Elise pretty soon.

      By the way, according to auto magazines Subaru is in the process of smog-certifying to EPA/CARB standards the 285 bhp engine from the Japanese-market Impreza WRX STi; we may see it as a 2003 model next fall. Can you say 0-60 in 5 seconds? (Yikes!)

      As for the Nissan Skyline, not to worry. Nissan recently showed a design study for the next-generation GT-R model that has left-hand drive, which indicates that Nissan wants to sell the car in the USA. It's likely the US version will have a variant of the engine used on the current Infiniti Q45, which means you're talking almost at least 360-375 bhp for the US-market Skyline GT-R.

      By the way, the Brabaus M-B is certified to sell in the USA because they did spend the US$500,000 to get the CARB/EPA certification for engine.

  254. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. They are NOT performance cars. If you think they are, try racing my '67 Chevelle for "pinks." Hint: I'm making 505 horsepower, and that's a mild buildup.

    For better or for worse, all performance cars are American. With the exception for the Viper, no one has made a performance car since 1971.

  255. remedy for this problem. by gsmraxe · · Score: 1

    One quick fix for this is, go grab a classic auto trader, look for a nice car built before 1970, you can do whatever you want, if you get a 60s Mustang, parts are readily available, you get a mean car, with an ACTUAL carborator, made out of steel and chrome, no plastic bumpers. It's built like a tank, and hauls serious ass, not to mention it looks 1000 times better than any piece of shit out on the road. And you can work on it yourself.

  256. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My car can make 225 hp, too. If I disconnected 5 sparkplugs.

  257. You lazy bastard !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A remote control to start your car ?

    Why not a remote control for you coffee machine or your electric toothbrush ?

    C'mon...

  258. Re:A true way to prevent your car from being stole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I was planning on doing exactly that to my previous car, but came up with another plan instead: I kept putting it off until the car got so old nobody wanted to steal it...

    As for clubs, I've got one and I know full well it won't stop anybody determined. Neither will the VIN etchings on all the windows. What it will do though is make the thief decide to steal the car parked next to mine which doesn't have those irritants.

    I've got a Honda with that anti-theft immobilizer system. I once read a posting from a car thief mocking that system. He said that all you need is a custom-built replacement for the ignition computer that you plug in instead of the real ignition computer.

    Ok, so to steal my car you need bolt cutters for snipping the steering wheel to get rid of the club, a custom ignition module for running the engine, and even then you're stuck with a lot of useless glass because it all has the original VIN on it so it's of no use to a chop shop. Why would any car thief in his right mind steal my car instead of one without these annoyances??

  259. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by NINJacob · · Score: 1

    Sounds like someone's living in the past. I'll give you one example of a modern performance car: the Mitsubishi Evolution. Read up on it. 0-6 under 5 seconds. 0-100 in 11.1. 1/4 mile in 13.1 and it's AWD with active yaw control and steering/cornering like it's on rails. All from a car with close to 1/3 the displacement of your Chevelle. Don't get me wrong, I know Chevelles are nice (a friend of mine at work has one with over 550HP...he's even talking about TT'ing), but even he admits the thing's only good for a straight line. Heaven forbid the skies open up and it rains when you have it out on the road.

    Remember: "The mind must be wide open to function freely in thought. A limited mind cannot think freely." - Bruce Lee ;-)

  260. Fool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Serves you right for buying a Honda you, fool!

    Should have gone old-skool GTI!

  261. Ever read Cryptonomicon? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    There's a scene in the book that talks about a street in the philipines where one car alarm will set off another nearby, ect, untill the whole road is screaching.

    I can only imagine what it woudl be like with the screaming woman car alarm...

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  262. Open Sorce and old cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love cars, and Im really a adept to Open Source.I drive a 70 mach1, and alway have looked a it as an Open Source car, like you open the hood and loke at the code.

  263. No moron by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    What you seem to be wanting is to not allow children to come into contact with adults, because you never know, that adult might want to molest the child.

    That's moronic. There is a difference between illegalizing 'not good things' and illegalizing stuff that lets people do 'not good things' It's bad to rape people, but that doesn't mean we should make laws legally requiring all women to ware armored panties.

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    1. Re:No moron by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      There is a difference between illegalizing 'not good things' and illegalizing stuff that lets people do 'not good things' It's bad to rape people, but that doesn't mean we should make laws legally requiring all women to ware armored panties.

      Precisely. Think of it as 3 approaches to law enforcement. The best method is the make the criminal not want to commit the crime, either by making everyone nice guys or would-be criminals knowing the swift and inevitable punishment that will result. Of varying effectiveness is making the criminal unable to commit the crime, using various types of surveillance and security and, of course, armored panties. Usually least effective is just making it illegal. It's a halfassed attempt by a paper pusher to try and modify the Real World. If they get lucky, it'll have some influence on desire (new threat of punishment) or ability (increased power for law enforcement), but usually it's only effects are more work for cops (which they hate) and lawyers (which they love).

      You can see this in a lot of the recent technology issues. Look at the DMCA: it doesn't make us want to hack software any less (publish it, maybe), it doesn't make us unable to hack software any less. The RIAA trying to get us all off Napster and Kazaa and so forth is similar. With their online systems, they charge about the same prices as before only now per track (no change in desire) and every free file sharing system they take down spawns three more (no change in ability). Obviously they'll never be able to hurt ability, so they need to get us to want to buy from them. And since they really just don't listen when we say that we want artists to be rewarded for their work, such a realization from them may be long in coming.

      Or even ordinary crimes? Violent crime is high in the US since the justice system is a joke (nothing to hinder desire) and counters to ability (eg, a highly armed citizenry) are uncommon. Not a pro-gun argument, per se, just that I think there's some truth to "An armed society is a polite society".

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      Dyolf Knip
  264. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by Malc · · Score: 1

    Well, we can all come up with one of them. The car I would most like right now is the Aston Martin Vanquish. Big heavy car but with no comprimise in luxury. Top speed 190mph, 0-62mph in 5 secs, 460hp, 6L V12. I wish I had the money to hack one of these.

  265. Talk about car theft by h3llphyre · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine just had his car "stolen". Brand new loaded civic. Wanna know how they stole it? They ripped off the spoiler, smashed out the wondow, stole the leather seats and left everything else as-is. Insurance called it totalled. Who needs to actually start the car when you can just strip it right there, with the alarm going off.

  266. Re:Audi Performance and Racing? You're joking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, I'll race you. I'll take a Ford Focus and we'll go on a windy forest dirt track. All that horse power will do you no good. So much for your "performance" car. Okay, that was silly example, but what the heck.

    Why do so many Americans equate performance with straight line speed? How dull. Take that big heavy car somewhere where you actually have to drive (i.e. where the roads aren't straight and boring as far as you can see), then tell me again that it's a performance car. I guess if you can't really drive and have to stick to boring stuff, all you've got left is boasting like a knuckle head about the size of your engine. Go and take a real performance car for a drive under interesting conditions, and find out how exciting driving can really be.

  267. It's all a matter of attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I run a site for a car that was well ahead of it's time, the Merkur XR & Scorpio.

    The MerkurGarage

    Check out the link for the 'Ghost in the machine', where I show how to read the stored codes in the car's computer with a VOM and a paper clip. There may be a lot of technology in today's cars, but ten years from now some 16yr old will smirk and comment how rudimentary it is by his standards. Don't think for a minute you are restricted...you're just not up to speed on the 'ghosts' that control your ride.

    I had another car with a similar computer that had gone into limp mode...the timing was not being advanced, and it needed a new computer. It took three visits to the dealer before the discovered their $10,000 STAR diagnostic machine was lieing to them. I took out my $8.00 VOM and read the codes and showed them....they ended up having the STAR machine serviced and they ordered a new computer ($400.00) for my car....when it came in, the parts guy said I wasn't allowed to install it myself, as it was too complicated for me :)

    Today, you can buy one for $35.00 off eBay, and there are gadgets that will let you program it from a laptop.

  268. Greetingz from South Africa. by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 1

    Well, things work a little bit different over here. Here you are driving along in your mid-range car (because if you buy the top of the range it could be stolen within hours after you drove it off the showroom floor, but anyway...),
    You have your top-of the range alarm/immobilizer installed.You have satelite tracking installed. The next moment when you stop at the traffic light, some guy walk up to you and FIRST shoot you in the face, then tell you that he is taking your car while throwing your limp body on the pavement in front of everyone else around you.
    Unfortunately a true story - it happens a couple of times a month...

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    "I used to have that really cool,funny sig ,but it got stolen."
  269. They are by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Due to anti-polution laws, he wouldn't be able to drive his car unless he spent a shitload of money getting it certified.

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  270. Re:I've done research, you need to look beyond Aud by itachi · · Score: 1

    When your TA can win Pikes Peak, you can talk shit. Until then, accept the fact that rally cars are simply obscene. You'll take a lot of things in a line, and that's good. You'd probably do better than my old Coronet (but not if she had been a GTX) off the line. But you'll lose in the corners, where a turboed Quattro/WRX STi/Evo 6/Delta Integrale will be able to take a faster line than anything rear drive and have a higher exit speed as a result. Frankly, racing with corners is more interesting - it takes a driver, instead of just an engine and transmission...

    itachi

  271. Carbeurators by rela · · Score: 1

    Carbeurators may have been more easily understood, but the performance of a decent fuel injection system is NOTHING like the performance of a microsoft product, so IMO the analogy fails.

  272. Which means it won't play some discs.. by Myself · · Score: 2

    And owners of these cars will be YET ANOTHER class of consumers that get shat on by the recording industry's misguided attempts to alienate their customer base.

    It's 2:00, I'm at work, and I'm karma-whoring. Yeah.

  273. Not Open Source, Free Software is the analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free software is the analogy you are looking for. Rememberthe open source movement purposefully gets rid of the ethics that are at the heart of the free software movement so their work is more amenable to businesses to take over. The open source movement lacks the ethical grounds that keep one focused on being able to freely run, modify, inspect, distribute verbatim and modified work. The analogy you're trying to make is better made with the free software movement than the open source movement, lest you end up making a starter some proprietary interest embraces and extends.

  274. Older cars!!! by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

    No, car hacking is NOT a thing of the past... I recently got my grandma's '70 Mustang 351... and am hacking it to pieces. :)

    Actually, first thing is, the engine came out. Installation of polygraphite bushings from PST. Install an edelbrock 4-barrel intake manifold to replace the 2-bbl setup. 650 CFM edelbrock carb. New shocks. Upgrade to electronic ignition. RV camshaft.

    Next will be a full interior resto. Then maybe go back to work on the engine. I'm looking to get about 450 H.P., so will probably put a supercharger on it.

    See, the trick is to get cars from before all these computer-controlled thingies started being put on them.

    Some things just don't benefit from computers after a certain point. With this Mustang, there are a whole range of things to work on and tinker... not so with newer cars... you are much more limited with what you can do with them.

    So, I'll keep the Mustang for hacking, new car for daily driving.

    --
    "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
  275. Chrysler/Plymouth/Dodge. by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

    Hah, if you have one of those with a computer, you don't need any box to tell you why the check engine light is on.

    Simply turn the ignition key to on-off-on-off-on, within 5 seconds, then watch the check engine light or electronic dash. Count the blinks, each set is two digits. 5 blinks, then 5 blinks is 55, which means "end of codes"... anything else can be looked up in a good book or online (I suggest allpar.com)

    Sucks to have a Ford, GM, or foreign car :)

    --
    "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
  276. Build your own car! by Catmeat · · Score: 1
    If you really want to have a go at hacking cars, check out one called a Locost. It first featured in a book published in the UK called "How to Build your own Sports Car for 250 Pounds". You need basic wielding and metalwork skills and a scrap vehicle to supply the engine and transmission but it's quite straightforward, 17 year old's have built these things for school projects.

    If you're do careful work and follow all the instructions there's no problem getting the car cartified for road use in the UK. Not sure what the US legal situation would be though.

    http://www.locostcarclub.co.uk/

  277. Idea for a battery disconnect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a relay in between the car fuse box and the battery. The starter solinoid would still be connected but wouldn't do a theif any good with the ignition. The electronic control module and the power train control module would both be powered off of the battery all the time as well. Normally the relay is off and most of the car systems don't work. The relay is controlled/powered by the accessory line. Since the accessory line gets its power off of the relay, you will need some temporary power supply to allow the relay to close, power the accessories, and continue powering the relay after the temp power supply is removed. Keep a small connector somewhat out of view, and keep a small battery pack in the car that would simply connect then could be disconnected.

    GET IN CAR > INSERT KEY > CONNECT BATTERY > DISCONNECT BATTERY > START ENGINE

    When you turn off the car, all power is lost and the system is reset. Pain in the ass yes, a strange and somewhat pointless hack? Yes, but then again, isn't that what it's mostly about, just look at Windows.

  278. i think you mean this.... by Ionized · · Score: 1
    1. Re:i think you mean this.... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Driver Licensing vs. the Right to Travel
      Fallacy! you have the right to travel by whichever means you can afford (like flying, taking the train or riding the dog), or which you have the privilege of using, like driving a car.

      It is not becaue you painted yourself in a corner (by virtually eliminating public transportation) that you suddenly have the "right" to use a car!!!! Expect to have that "right" pulled from you if you don't exercise it responsibly!!!

  279. The Answer is in Your Palm by YourMessageHere · · Score: 1

    Auterra is offering diagnostic s/w and an interface cable for Palm PDAs that's compatible with OBD II engine computers (required in the US since '96 model year, I believe). It certainly doesn't address all your concerns, but shifts some of the power back towards the consumer interested in maintaining his vehicle himself.

  280. Very easy solution by bill_kress · · Score: 1

    Don't use a car to be cool. I've never had a car stolen, I just don't buy cars for status. I don't have fancy locks or anything (well, my jeep came with one of those FOB things, I just put it into Valet mode and haven't touched it since, maybe I'll enable it if I ever go to TJ...)

    If you bought a car where the key costs more than $6 to copy, you're part of the problem. Trade it in and buy a Saturn. If you're really afraid of it being stolen because of your area--mount a custom killswitch somewhere. Problem solved.

    1. Re:Very easy solution by colee · · Score: 1

      I agree.

  281. This is silly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I guess most computer geeks aren't car geeks anod most car geeks aren't computer geeks. Otherwise this would never have been written, and never been posted by slashdot. Computer control is a GOOD thing. 3rd party ROMS HA! That is the dumb way out of it, that chip is probably going to cost you $230. For $400 you can buy the whole ROM burning kit, and extra ROMS. Software for creating ROMS is available, and often available open source. Newer ODB2 systems use a flash chip for the "computer" (which is really just a bunch of look up tables) so you don't even need any extra equipment to change the computer values. Carbs were simple yes, and easy to clog, and did not atomize the gas quite like an EFI system can. Diagnosis trouble? $40 to a dealer for diagnosis? Have you ever stepped foot inside an auto-parts store?! for $40 you can have a code scanner to tell what that SES light is saying. For $0.01 or so you can buy a simpler tool to tell you what that SES light is saying (At least on ODB1/2 systems) What is this tool? a paperclip, you ground one of the pins and it will cause the SES light to flash in a sequence that tells you what codes are stored. The days of car hacking are far from gone, you just have to be computer savvy, and car savvy, oh yeah, and not be spooked by the letters EFI, and Comnputer, and Distributerless Ignition, etc.
    That said, onto the remote starter issue. Why is it difficult? Well, why is it that password are encrpyted? They can be decrpyted, so should we just go around telling everyone our passwords to our computers with sensative data on them? Of course not, so, should honda go around telleing everyone who wants to know how to defeat their anti-theft system, no! Get it done right, don't tell it to send clear text passwords, encrypt them, and keep the encryption method as secret as you can.

  282. hacking cars--a story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once--in the 70's (!) I was driving a VW microbus across country. The starter stopped working. I traced the problem to several wires hanging down under the dashboard.

    Well, something you should know about those microbusses--they never color coded their wiring very well. I was able to get the vehicle started, but my right turn signal made the gas gauge flicker between full and empty.

    Of course it may have been me. I once manged to align the timing exactly (180 degrees out of phase) but that is another story.

  283. Car Break In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My new van was just broken into, at a mall. I came up to it to see the passenger door ajar and something at bottom of window broken. The alarm was not ging off when I got to it. It looked as if nothing was touched, and the door had been banged up against the seat-belt. It seemed someone tried to make it look as if they had never been there, but the door got stuck on seat-belt, leaving a mark. I checked my van before I had left, no door was open or unlocked. Anyone have an idea why someone would break into my new van ON the passengers door (across from drivers), not steal the car, not touch or take anything. Any ideas at all?

  284. Re:Toyota Prius Hacking( There's a LAN in my car!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't hack a hyrbid engine car my friend. The engines are too new and probably don't work right. Hack a Camry.

  285. Re:I've done research, you need to look beyond Aud by jwsmith00 · · Score: 1

    I'll say it again: your engine is in the wrong place.

    Further you are comparing a modded car to a car that is bone stock. A V6 to a V8.

    I recall some years back reading a story about how Mario Andretti (78 World Champion) rated various cars and put the Acura NSX as his second choice.

    Is your TA fast? Absolutely!! Can it run around Silverstone/Brands Hatch/Monaco/Mid-Ohio/Laguna Seca faster than an Acura NSX?? Nope!